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Data Mining Moves To Human Resources

theodp writes "Just when you thought annual reviews couldn't get worse, BusinessWeek reports that HR departments at companies like Microsoft and IBM are starting to use mathematical analysis to determine the value of each employee. At an undisclosed Internet company, analysis of (non-verbal) communications was used to produce a circle to represent each employee — those determined to generate or pass along valuable info were portrayed as large and dark-colored circles ('thought leaders' and 'networked curators'), while those with small and pale circles were written off as not adding a hell of a lot. 'You have to bring the same rigor you bring to operations and finance to the analysis of people,' explains Microsoft's Rupert Bader. Hey, who could argue with what Quants did for finance?"

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  1. IBM by Samschnooks · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Doesn't surprise me. IBM is the company that measures programmer productivity with KLOCs - thousands of lines of code.

    That's why their stuff is so bloated and slow.

    1. Re:IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [citation needed]

    2. Re:IBM by linhares · · Score: 2, Funny

      [citation needed]

      [1]

    3. Re:IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh ha ha. GP didn't want a picture of a citation. here is what he's looking for.

  2. Not necessarily bad thing by ultrabot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Often, the problem with companies is that information doesn't get spread around. People work on their own projects in secret, never bothering to spread their knowledge. Perhaps this will urge some of the those to pay some attention to being useful for other employees as well, as opposed to just getting their own little project done.

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    1. Re:Not necessarily bad thing by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's as likely to encourage people to cc everyone and their cousin, or other silly tactics to game the metrics.

    2. Re:Not necessarily bad thing by MrNaz · · Score: 5, Funny

      From: bob@company.com
      To: all-user-list@company.com
      Subject: Good luck

      Close your eyes and imagine a well. Then imagine yourself tossing a coin into the well. Now forward this message to at least 5 of your friends within the company and HR will reward you with elevated quanta metrics and a payrise.

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    3. Re:Not necessarily bad thing by couchslug · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "It's as likely to encourage people to cc everyone and their cousin, or other silly tactics to game the metrics."

      It will demand, not encourage, such behavior. I have no problem with that since I have no moral obligation to care about stupid or malicious employers. This system needs to be compromised so people can best craft traffic to exploit it.

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    4. Re:Not necessarily bad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if the marketing department, with its eternal focus on 'making contacts' rather than actually producing results, will get an exception or a +6 saving throw.

    5. Re:Not necessarily bad thing by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Holds up card saying "5.9".

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    6. Re:Not necessarily bad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sharing knowledge is not billable. My company got bought last year. The new owners are totally focused on having the workers only do billable stuff.

      This means internal development and fixes and everything else are sidelined, effectively forever, because you can't count that stuff as hours worked. At the same time, sharing knowledge and heck talking to my coworkers aren't billable either so there's no incentive for me to do those things.

      Even this HR thing, it's not billable. Big circle, little circles or dark circles under my eyes. Who cares. You can't take that circle shit and bill a client for it so what value does it actually add to anything? For IBM and Microsoft, how do these circle approaches to HR add to shareholder value for these companies?

  3. Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by meist3r · · Score: 5, Insightful
    In which you measure the derived value of employees and sell those as part of your stock portfolio. Then a ratings agency gives you a denominated value for your most productive employees and you re-sell those.

    I believe quantifying employee "importance" by the number of email conversations they had and who read what they wrote is pretty silly. Soon they'll fire all their network admins because they all are represented by small-ish pale circles that usually reside in some dark basement bureau.

    Can business get any more dehumanizing? I don't think so. I at least wouldn't want to work at a company like that. From TFA:

    "You have to bring the same rigor you bring to operations and finance to the analysis of people," says Rupert Bader, director of workforce planning at Microsoft

    Can you say fucking stupid, kids? Humans are not machines (at least not yet), they have bad days and bad weeks and some have bad decades (imagine your child dies). Evaluating them through "rigorous" methodological measures is pure idiocy.

    1. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by hemorex · · Score: 1

      I believe quantifying employee "importance" by the number of email conversations they had and who read what they wrote is pretty silly.

      Henceforth, I am no longer flirting with my female coworkers; I am simply garnering importance.

    2. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope they pay attention to what's in those emails. It sounds like circulating a joke of the day will give me job security. And better start planning lots of meetings, then cancel them at the last minute with a note to forward the cancellation on to all the other invitees.

    3. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by caffeinemessiah · · Score: 0

      Can you say fucking stupid, kids? Humans are not machines (at least not yet), they have bad days and bad weeks and some have bad decades (imagine your child dies). Evaluating them through "rigorous" methodological measures is pure idiocy.

      From the company's point of view, if you're having a "bad decade", you're probably not of much use to them. As dehumanizing and cynical as it sounds, companies exist to make a profit, and if you're not serving that function or are not somehow contractually bound to them, then you don't have a place there. Don't jump on a sound bite and delegate the whole process to "fucking stupid". They're not just blindly looking at email patterns. Done sensibly, I would rather have a series of thoughtful quantitative measures (I said thoughtful, not KLOCs or email centrality) to back up my job performance than have my future depend on the whims of a possibly irrational boss. How many people have lost jobs because their boss was having a bad day, or a bad week?

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    4. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by Jurily · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Can business get any more dehumanizing? I don't think so. I at least wouldn't want to work at a company like that.

      Amen brother. Coincidentally, aren't these the same companies who never seem to come up with something original?

    5. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by meist3r · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Oh so Steve Jobs right now is probably the most valuable asset of Apple Inc. right? I mean if he returned in a few months time (which I doubt) they'd go "Ohh Steve ... yeah ... sorry but you know your circle is rather pale and small now, we don't really know how to fit you into our business anymore."? No he would return to a high valued position and take the helm again. This whole system is already irrational trying to fit it into mathematical categories to me just sounds ridiculous.

      How many people have lost jobs because their boss was having a bad day, or a bad week?

      Yeah, but how many have KEPT their job despite having a bad day, or a bad week? Because their boss was an insightful human being that knew he shouldn't judge his employees on basis of statistical performance.

    6. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by meist3r · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Amen brother. Coincidentally, aren't these the same companies who never seem to come up with something original?

      Maybe because they always fire the wrong people. That guy that hangs out at the water cooler all day and spends half his work hours developing some strange project of his will probably revolutionize the entire industry one day simply because he had all that creative time going. On top of that even though his skills for his job aren't stellar he keeps the morale up and the others going harder because he's such a nice guy and keeps the overall mood in the office on a positive level. Meanwhile, you're complaining that your worker drones, that do exactly as they are told and don't even have ambition to strive for anything else, aren't the innovators that you want them to be. Weird.

    7. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      ('thought leaders' and 'networked curators') ... 'You have to bring the same rigor you bring to operations and finance to the analysis of people,' explains Microsoft's Rupert Bader.

      You go for it Mr Bader. It'll mean that those useless, unimportant, non-value-adding engineering employees that you currently employ will leave in disgust, but you'll have a company staffed to the limit with all those valuable 'thought leaders' and 'networked curators'. Best add a few 'change coordinators' and 'innovation facilitators' too. Your MBA course told you those were the kinds of people you need to attract and win, and pay vast salaries for - you don't get the best unless you pay the best after all.

      Sure, you might find it difficult to actually *produce* anything, but that's so overrated in the "knowledge economy" anyway, and god the ideas and thoughts coming out of your company will be world-leading.

      lol!

    8. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      I might like methodological measurements. IF - and really really stress that big IF - there were a method that made any damned sense. In real life, the method amounts to some idiot twit freshly graduated from college playing around with numbers, then showing those numbers to a drunk boss after work, then extracting a promise from the drunk lard ass that he can apply those numbers on the job. Idiocy, yes, method, no.

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    9. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by sjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's a big part of why metrics like TFA talks about will fail. The guy at the water cooler is the guy who meets with an informal representative of each group each day, receives a condensed report of how they're REALLY doing and what they're REALLY working on and then shares the significant parts of that with informal representatives of all of the other groups.

      He has a much clearer "Big Picture" of how the division's doing and where it's going than the bosses boss. He also has a tiny pale circle because he doesn't email every irrelevancy in his head to everyone else just because it's easier to remember all@ rather than a particular person's email address.

      Meanwhile, his KLOC is half that of the others because he spends half his day working over the problem in the back of his mind so that when he sits down and starts coding after lunch he has already whittled the big complex hairball down to a simple and elegant solution.

      Since the metrics say he's deadwood, out he goes. Then management spends the next 6 months wondering why, in spite of their bold and brilliant management, the whole division seems to be getting dumber and slower by the day. Time to cut some more deadwood, they figure.

    10. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but how many have KEPT their job despite having a bad day, or a bad week? Because their boss was an insightful human being that knew he shouldn't judge his employees on basis of statistical performance.

      If you can replace that employee with one who, all other things being equal, is less likely to have a bad day or week, then doesn't the company benefit?

      That's the kind of logic HR is going to use.
      They will not come at it from the POV of a "insightful human being".

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    11. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by lastchance_000 · · Score: 1

      You mean like this?

    12. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      This whole system is already irrational trying to fit it into mathematical categories to me just sounds ridiculous

      The easy solution: management will make their own jobs exempt from this mathematical scrutiny, since their job is "fundamentally different" from everybody else's. They've already done so for training, career paths and renumeration schemes...

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    13. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by timeOday · · Score: 1

      OK, sometimes. But it's fair to ask, if you owned a sizeable business, what process would you use to identify these "facilitators" vs. deadwood? None of us wants to be miscategorized as a slacker, but the fact is, some people just are. And most of them probably think they are facilitators.

    14. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by sjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Divide and conquer. Others in the department know very well who is deadwood and who quietly holds the whole thing together. If their managers are any good, they know it as well. The manager's peers and reports know very well who's a good manager and who's just suit stuffing.

      The above is hardly perfect, but will be orders of magnitude more accurate than people half a continent away who never have and never will meet any of the employees they're making decisions over using a broken mathematical model that they don't even understand.

    15. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by dov_0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You mean that the office TROLL who cc's everything to everyone, wasting thousands of man-hours per year is to be encouraged?

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    16. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by Zerth · · Score: 1

      Hardcore observation. Fill the place full of cameras, then pay an anthropologist to watch everybody and develop the kind of relationship map they do for previously uncontacted jungle tribes.

      They get some PHD material, you get a map of your dept much better than what this crap is.

    17. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by linhares · · Score: 1

      Can business get any more dehumanizing? I don't think so.

      "Welcome, welcome to City 17, you have chosen or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I have been proud to call City 17 my home. So whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to City 17. It's safer here."

    18. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by lorenlal · · Score: 1

      Ding ding ding! Winner!

      What's sad about this is: If those managers are doing what they should already be doing then this shouldn't be necessary. The manager should know what the employee is producing and know the value that said employee is bringing already. Some stupid formula based on a behavior only provides a method to exploit the evaluation in a non-productive way.

      If the manager doesn't know what an employee's value (or lack of) is, then they've already failed. No formula is going to fix that failure.

    19. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      That's only a problem with big companies and government. In a small company where the boss does actual work this would not work.

      Though I doubt Obama's going to use that argument (smaller = better) in his decision making any time soon. Neither are the CEO's paying him off going to do so.

    20. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 1

      If their managers are any good, they know it as well.

      OK, so all we need is to have 100% good managers in every position in the company.

      How hard could that be?

    21. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by sjames · · Score: 1

      That's why I indicated a metric for good managers as well. When making an employment decision, presumably, the opinion a manager that is rated poorly by peers and reports will be weighted much lower than a well regarded manager's opinion. Ratings from those with little stake in the outcome will be weighted above ratings from people with something to lose.

      As I said, such a system is unlikely to be perfectly accurate, but it's also a lot less likely to consistently weed out the most important people there in favor of the most chatty.

      I could as easily say "so what we need is an infallible mathematical model" or "if we can just staff HR with Fields medal winners...".

    22. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by dvice_null · · Score: 1

      > Others in the department know very well who is deadwood and who quietly holds the whole thing together. If their managers are any good, they know it as well.

      Lets say that you are the deadwood and you know it. You also have a lot of friends in the place. Only person who you are not friend with is the one person in the department who actually does the work. Now, ask all of them who is the deadwood and all except one will vote for the same person.

      So yes, people know. But the real problem is that people lie. They lie a lot more than people think. You can't trust anyone in this matter.

    23. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You have to bring the same rigor you bring to operations and finance to the analysis of people," says Rupert Bader, director of workforce planning at Microsoft.

      I must be getting old. These people seem to think that just because data is "filtered" though a computer that the results must be golden. Have they forgotten the truism: "Garbage in, Garbage Out"?

      Any manager will, at any time, work with information that is incomplete and therefore contain "Garbage".

    24. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by sjames · · Score: 1

      I didn't say it should be a democracy! I doubt that the deadwood guy will be so personable that the manager (who will look terrible if he fires his best person) will go along with it. If he is the sort of person to go along with that, then HIS peer reviews will likely be poor. It also seems unlikely that a whole department will happily do deadwood guy's work for him so they can keep him as a mascot of sorts!/p>

      I don't claim I have all the answers, just that trying to use a single mathematical model from afar is far more likely to end badly than localized decisions made by an assessment of local opinions.

      Especially when you consider that as much as people lie (and they DO!), they also game metrics.

    25. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      Isn't that the entire point of this model? It gives those people half a continent away information that is correlated with that more accurate local information possessed by peers.
      This seems similar to the way pagerank worked for google even though they were a continent away and never read the particular webpages. The pagerank algorithm correlated the overall value of a site based on links because the links were created by people familiar with the place they are linking too. These guys are using communication patterns in a way similar to linking patterns. It may not be very strongly correlated, but I don't see why you think the model is "broken".

    26. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by sjames · · Score: 1

      It's broken because it assumes that all worthwhile communication happens in email. While I haven't dug in to the actual computation, I'm guessing that it has no way to distinguish between useless chit-chat emails (for example, the joke of the day), the truly important ideas, and the truly stupid suggestions that then circulate widely with the original sender as the butt of the joke. Note that the latter two will tend to be forwarded in the same pattern to the same people.

      The other brokenness is that it will be used by people who don't have the mathematical background necessary to understand the limitations of the model and why it is NOT to be taken as an infallible "employee goodness factor".

    27. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 1

      So now the most important factor becomes a popularity contest among the managers? Is that so different from most companies do now?

    28. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by pmarini · · Score: 1

      right, so are you saying that all those who had relatives who died in the Twin Towers accident should not be able to find another job for how many years ? (if your theory is that until their mourning is placated they are not "serving their company's function of providing a profit to the shareholders"...)

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    29. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by Brother+Seamus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Divide and conquer. Others in the department know very well who is deadwood and who quietly holds the whole thing together.

      But what if I find the hidden immunity idol?

    30. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      If you're right, then companies who adopt this approach will quickly fail. I wouldn't be too worried.

    31. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by sjames · · Score: 1

      I didn't say it was different from what is done now, nor that it is perfect, nor that there wouldn't have to be a gut decision from above at some point, only that it beats a single highly gameable metric.

      The big benefit my system has is that there's at least a chance that someone has enough clue to make the right thing happen and get rid of the people who look good on paper only and keep the people who look bad on paper but good in practice.

      Odds are if the management has filled with so much deadwood that the simple stupid metric is an actual improvement over what they can do, your best bet is to spin the whole division off, make it look as good as possible from the outside and hope to God your competition assimilates it.

      The whole area is far from a solved problem, but simplistic fitness metrics used by people who don't understand them will only make matters worse. Kind of like some attempts to use a genetic algorithm to program an FPGA. They ended up with an FPGA that met all of the criteria, but it depended on quirks of that particular FPGA. Same program plugged into a different FPGA of the same make didn't work at all.

    32. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The whole area is far from a solved problem

      Understatement of the day :)

      The only thing I've ever seen to work is having good people acting on good faith with each other. Any attempt to impose policies or metrics or rules seems doomed to being gamed.

      Too bad it's so rare to work with good people acting on good faith...

    33. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by edcheevy · · Score: 1

      A proper social network analysis includes informal networks as well as formal networks, so the water cooler guy should actually show up as useful. The real caveat, as with any other department, is whether competent people are behind the product. Idiots creating the algorithm will lead to an idiotic algorithm. No different than programming.

    34. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by Quothz · · Score: 1

      I at least wouldn't want to work at a company like that.

      I do. I would love to work in a business in which performance is not primarily determined by how well you schmooze. A company that encourages sharing information? Hell, yeah.

      I've worked in far too many shops in which sharing information outside your immediate team is a good way to increase your workload while someone else takes credit for the final work. And far, far too many places in which buttlicking trumps performance. So quantifiable performance measurements are good, and one that encourages information sharing is very good.

      Assuming it works, of course.

    35. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Have they forgotten the truism: "Garbage in, Garbage Out"?

      No, and it's ridiculous to suggest that.

      And here's why. To forget something, an essential prerequisite is that at some point in the past you knew it.

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    36. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by maxume · · Score: 1

      It wasn't so long ago that Walmart caused an uproar by taking out life insurance on some employees.

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    37. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by sjames · · Score: 1

      Too bad it's so rare to work with good people acting on good faith...

      I agree completely. Where good faith exists, all the rest takes care of itself. Where it doesn't, no amount of effort can simulate it.

    38. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by sjames · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Unfortunately, for real world things like informal social networks, mathematical models are frightfully complex and if there's anyone in the company with the skills necessary to work it all out, they won't be working in HR for long. There's much bigger work for them to do. Anything they might come up with is likely to be too complex to ever simplify down to plug in these numbers and there's your clear unambiguous answer.

      No matter how skillfully crafted a model is, it's still just a model. Reality seems to have amazingly little respect for models. Knowing when to suspect the model is wrong takes a lot more specialized expertise than is likely to be found in HR.

    39. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      ...The guy at the water cooler is the guy who meets with an informal representative of each group each day...

      Funny you should mention that, because I have proof.

      Back in the early days of Apple I ran a large programming team. There was a single coffee machine in a small glassed in room in Bandley 1. Machine was jiggered so you'd always get your quarter back (yes, this was some time ago.) The coffee was horrible, but it was a great meeting place.

      Someone - probably TG - put coffee machines at each corridor end with decent coffee. Productivity nose-dived (I had metrics -- solved maintenance issues -- to measure by). I had the coffee machines removed and a really good coffee maker installed in the old coffee room. People started talking to each other again and the number of solved incidents immediately went back up to their former levels, plus.

      Maybe correlation doesn't equate to causation, but it certainly did correlate and there were no other factors I could discern.

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    40. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, at IBM (in Global Services) most everyone has multiple "managers". You are often "matrix"ed out to multiple projects and your technical work is really determined by them, not your first line manager that the org chart says you report to.

      Your first line manager is actually more of an HR/headhunter person. The collect info about you from other "managers", such as PM's, SDM (service delivery managers) and that determines your "value". It is very, very hard for one manager to sabotage you because there is so much feedback from so many sources

      They also have a good idea what you do and what your skills are like. So if they see a project you might be good at, or might fit the bill, they advance you as a candidate.

      BusinessWeek had a really good article on the whole deal about 6 months ago. At least at IBM the intent is to try and improve your job satisfaction by making sure you have a good mix of interesting, challenging and even "boring" work (can't avoid that, or they would not call it work).

      IMHO, getting that mix right is critical for a managers success. Match talent with work and try to make as much of the work interesting as possible. Don't give scut work to your stars, don't put a task orientated person on a complex troubleshooting project... blah, blah, blah.

      Right now that is collected and done by various modeling programs that you evaluate yourself and also classes you have taken.

      What they are trying to do now is quantify that, measure it, and try and provide some metrics. If you can't measure, you can't improve. Interestingly, 100% work efficiency is not a goal. Yield is the goal, and if that means surfing the web or chatting for part of the day, well, that is built into formula. "wasting" a little time is not only expected, but encouraged. IBM provides tonnes of groups, some totally social, to help you build a sense of community.

      Is it a little 1984? Yeah, but you know what? It cuts both ways. While it might ferret you out as a slacker it ideally will protect you from getting stuck in a bad job.

    41. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      At a previous job in a customer call center for a large multinational company, I had poor average call times. Very poor. In fact, there wasn't a category they could put me in.

      I wasn't logged in when I was supposed to be. My call times sucked. I was late almost every day.

      But you know what? I got mad raises. My boss justified my low performance indicator numbers to upper management using the "last tier" argument. That is, I'm useful because I'm diligent and will always find the solution, regardless of the complexity of the problem. If no one else can solve the customers issue, I am the solution and despite the seeming wastefulness of keeping someone around who takes 10 calls a day, every call ended with a solution and a happy(er) customer.

      You can't mathematically quantify a lot of the intangible reasons employees are good employees. They're called intangible for a reason.

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    42. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by sjames · · Score: 1

      What you have is at least a bit better than correlation since you formed a hypothesis, devised a test, and observed a result matching that hypothesis. The conditions of the "experiment" may not have been perfectly rigorous, but they were probably good enough to draw at least a provisional conclusion from. You did control for quality of the coffee (that is, high quality coffee doesn't cause a drop in performance).

      The only viable alternative would be that more convenient coffee harms productivity, but that seems less likely given that you did increase the attractiveness of the coffee over the initial conditions and saw an improvement whereas if the coffee was a pure detriment to productivity, increased attractiveness of the coffee would have also caused a reduction in productivity.

      At the very least your experience suggests that water cooler talk (or coffee machine talk) is beneficial and that the amount can be regulated through appropriate placement and number of coffee machines.

    43. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by descil · · Score: 1

      You have it precisely. This is very simple team dynamics. How can they get it so confused? It's well known (although strange) that in small groups (2-5 I think) having a non-participating member in the group increases the group's performance. This is easy to see, if you look:

      1) Non-participating member makes jokes. Other members get slightly jealous and annoyed: they want to disassociate with this joker and work more. They are also slightly amused, although they'd never admit it, and thus work is easier for them.

      2) Non-participating members don't contribute to expected workfarce. If a project that takes 8 work hours is due in 2 hours with 4 working members, it'll not get done because all the workers expect to put in 2 hours. None of them can, of course: they have to blink sometime. But with 3 working members, they all overestimate the amount of work they need to do, and the work is done in an hour and a half.

      3) If you're participating and someone else isn't, you're not the one who's gonna get fired. At least, not if you work at Microsoft. Job security definitely increases productivity.

      The only problem is the lack of a sense of fairness. The nonworker of course is just sitting back, so everyone feels it's unfair. But if they can get over their frustration and anger dealing with that, (which they should be able to do, given that life is such a bitch anyway), the nonworker actually contributes more to the team than any of the workers do.

    44. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by sjames · · Score: 1

      But what if I find the hidden immunity idol?

      That only lasts until the manager who is depicted on the "immunity idol" with his mistress gets relocated or gets a divorce.

      The other immunity idol can only be conveyed at birth. Holders of such an idol may be identified because they call the CEO/president Uncle.

    45. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the article says the exact opposite, you want to reward this guy. This is network analysis which is a hot topic in engineering management courses currently.

  4. What took so long? by conureman · · Score: 1

    I thought this was common practice. Sorry, I never worked H.R.

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    1. Re:What took so long? by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I thought this was common practice. Sorry, I never worked H.R.

      That's why most people who go into HR - to avoid work.

      They're "networking", they're "in meetings", they're "interviewing candidates" - and anyone who's read Dilbert knows that's just job-speak for schmoozing, dozing off, and more schmoozing.

  5. Work for a small business instead by LouisJBouchard · · Score: 1

    I notice that it is always the large companies that try to do stuff like this, not the smaller companies and businesses. If this concerns you, reevaluate who you work for. May be tough in these economic times but there are still job opportunities for if you look hard enough (and really, smaller businesses to not hire from Monster.com/Dice/Local Newspaper).

    1. Re:Work for a small business instead by commodore64_love · · Score: 0

      Yeah but it's easier to "hide" in a large company such that you only work half a day, and then knockoff during the afternoon listening to BBC radio. In a small company you can't get away with that, therefore a big company has its advantages.

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    2. Re:Work for a small business instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the flip side you're more likely to want to work in a smaller company, because you're closer to the action and your work will have a direct, visible impact on the output of the company.

  6. Unproductive gossip wins by jandoedel · · Score: 0

    so, if you don't actually do anything productive, but just forward other people's information all the time, you are "a valuable worker"?

  7. Joy by Heather+D · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ah. Yes this would be the 'Brazil' solution.

    "I'm sorry Mr Jones, our database says that you are a statistical outlier and that you should be dead by now."

    *pulls out gun*

    "You must become compliant."

  8. Approximation by Nerdfest · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It may be interesting as an approximation, but people really should know who their good workers are without these tools.

    1. Re:Approximation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think Microsoft's Rupert Bader would appreciate being called a tool.

    2. Re:Approximation by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A managers good workers are the one that get them promoted, not the ones that do good work... and that's ultimately a problem for the organisation.

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    3. Re:Approximation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that he meant "fool".

    4. Re:Approximation by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      At lower levels, that is a common effect, but it's not turtles all the way down: senior management have nowhere left to get promoted to, and their goal should be (and, if their bonuses are stock-based, might actually be) to make the overall business more successful. This is more likely if you get rid of managers who are interested in self-promotion above all else, and promote those who do a good job of managing people as measured by the success/contribution of whatever part of the organisation they manage.

      In other words, if you have a culture where all the middle managers are self-promoters and the good people never really get anywhere, it is not an unsolvable problem and it is by definition senior management's fault. But of course, those are the same senior managers who institute the kind of HR policies that assume humans are machines: the very name "human resources" has different — and much less pleasant — overtones to the old "personnel". So the kind of policy we're discussing here is really doing us all a favour, by providing a convenient way to detect such madness in the upper ranks of a company, infer that the company as a whole is probably screwed, and avoid wasting any time applying there. :-)

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    5. Re:Approximation by houghi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One does not exclude the other. I have seen a lot of people say "this is a good employee" and when you ask "Why?" the answers are generally very vague. Having objective points to measure is not a bad thing, AS LONG AS IT IS NOT THE ONLY ONE.

      I once had a very good idea who where the best people working for me, until I did a real measurement. Then I noticed that I favored some above others. The reason was that those people where more open, so they spoke more to me and I apparently liked that. The job did not require it.

      Yes, some managers will abuse it. Those would abuse anything, including the current way of doing things.

      The difficulty is to come up with things that you can measure objectively. A cook will be measured in a different way then a coder or a manager or an accountant or ...

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    6. Re:Approximation by Zerth · · Score: 1

      Senior mgmt, since their bonuses are stock based, has the goal of inflating stock value in the short term(ie, until they jump ship) over stock value in the long term(ie actually making the business successful).

      Unless the company is still young, most mgmt got their by being a self-promoter and will resist such change vigorously, unless they are exempt from it.

      But yes, on the upside, this method does ease the avoidance of such companies, if they are kind enough to mention it in the interview process and not until after review time.

    7. Re:Approximation by pmarini · · Score: 1

      I guess that TFA (as in author) has learned this from many years of trying to make their windows fit in the existing ecosystem of mini, mega and personal computers...

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    8. Re:Approximation by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      You are almost correct. At higher levels, the goal is generally to make the company seem more successful. Perception is everything.

      This is because share price is the end-all for these officers. If the stock doesn't perform, they are generally out.

      Things might work as you said: "promote those who do a good job managing people as measured by success..." except the metric from the top is stock price.

      This is driven down the chain through a variety of initiatives and policies that only sometimes are designed to drive success of the business. More often, they hurt the overall long term success through short sighted actions that drive stock price not actual performance. Since the overall metric is not actually tied to performance, guess what - people will align to that metric, not to performance.

      Certainly there are companies that do not look to next quarter but to next decade, but they seem few and far between.

    9. Re:Approximation by ILuvRamen · · Score: 1

      I was doing a temporary contract position at a place replacing 130 PCs and it took me about 2 days for the other workers to tell me who's gonna be a difficult jackass and who's going to be nice about the swap and I didn't even ask them. They just told me, "Watch out for him, he's a jerk" and I bet if asked how good of a worked other people were in general, they'd all be able to report the lazy, useless people just as easily and a hell of a lot more accurately than some computer.

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  9. Who wants to work for either company anyway by pkbarbiedoll · · Score: 3, Insightful

    and live in perpetual fear of being outsourced. Seems like a lose-lose proposition to me.

  10. Rigor? by Heather+D · · Score: 1

    At an undisclosed Internet company, analysis of (non-verbal) communications was used to produce a circle to represent each employee â" those determined to generate or pass along valuable info were portrayed as large and dark-colored circles ('thought leaders' and 'networked curators'), while those with small and pale circles were written off as not adding a hell of a lot. 'You have to bring the same rigor you bring to operations and finance to the analysis of people,' explains Microsoft's Rupert Bader

    This is rigorous analysis!?

    So in other words they want schmoozers and suits, not people who are busy.. working?

    Great. So just stand on the throttle until you hit something. Because that worked so well for the economy.

    1. Re:Rigor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems intelligent to me. If you define yourself as the model employee, then you don't have to worry about job security anymore.

    2. Re:Rigor? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      This is rigorous analysis!?

      It's more rigorous than promoting the guy with the right hairstyle or firing the guy who graduated from the school that rejected you.

      Of course it's still crap, because (on the surface -IDNRTFA) it looks trivially easy to game the system.

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  11. silly, but likely to grow by dougwhitehead · · Score: 1

    Given the widespread deployment of technology to filter resumes, HR is ripe to accept any new technology that is thrown its way.

    Surfacing "thought leaders" over others amounts to rewarding a personality type. I don't think companies have a problem rewarding the people who influence others. The people who do the heavy lifting are rarely recognized.

    1. Re:silly, but likely to grow by owlnation · · Score: 3, Insightful

      HR is ripe to accept any new technology that is thrown its way.

      It's really just an attempt to justify their existence. As a child, no-one -- absolutely no-one -- dreams of working in HR. The only people who work in that field are those that have no ambition, insufficient skills, and yet an hunger for power. They are the mediocre and the inadequate.

      Smaller firms don't need this kind of technology, nor really any HR at all, because managers -- who are best suited to judge their employees after all -- can assess staff directly, and accurately.

      HR departments are the singular reason why Corporations stagnate. Creative, driven, intelligent people are often "difficult" employees. They have opinions and won't necessarily toe the company line. They won't accept adequate, or selling something as a success when it's poor quality. HR depts will promote those who are the polar opposites of that. And this tool seems designed to filter out the outliers, the ones who actually drive a company forward and create change.

      If you want your company to cease innovation, give power to your HR dept. If you want a successful, innovative, profitable company, avoid HR as much as possible.

      Human Resources is one of the biggest brakes on human development in the 21st Century. They contribute nothing to society, they are simply holding creativity back.

      Why would anyone with an heart, soul and brain work for a company that uses these tools?

    2. Re:silly, but likely to grow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thankfully because of outsourcing, HR is no longer needed.

  12. We'll all be gaming this before too long. by tjstork · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I would joke that this could be a good thing, in that, we'll just game the review system to get raises.

    The reality is, though, that the more corporations seek to control and monitor their employees, the more they will crush the entrepreneur in them. Corporations work best when they motivate people and you do that by creating a positive, team culture that gives its participants a sense of mission. Take that away, reduce people to cogs, and you are going to get cogs as a result, and you'll get an inevitable decline. What enterprising person would want to work as an anonymous cog, coming out of college with a degree and history that says they are anything but, when they could make a real difference at a startup.

    Actions like this doom large corporations, and frankly, this sort of thinking was what alienated the big 3 for a lot of people, and now they want to do this to the computer industry?

    Stupid, stupid, stupid.

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    1. Re:We'll all be gaming this before too long. by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      True enough, but there is yet another possible outcome:
      TFA suggests that people whose information is cited frequently by others are considered more valuable. Similar to citations in science or Google's page ranking algorithm. Once employees know about this, we might see similar phenomena as in those other fields:
      -Creating the maximum number of articles by splitting up the information into the "smallest publishable" unit
      -Buddies citing each other excessively to push up their scores ("the analogy to "linkfarms")

      All of these will distract from getting the actual job done ;-)

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  13. AT LAST! by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

    I knew my boss was an idiot. Now I can tell all his emails, run them through the HR analysis program, and prove it. Yay! :-)

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  14. What's the news? by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    those determined to generate or pass along valuable info were portrayed as large and dark-colored circles ('thought leaders' and 'networked curators'), while those with small and pale circles were written off as not adding a hell of a lot.

    So loudmouths that brag (non-verbally... ok) every time they managed to piss without getting too much on their pants get promoted while people who quietly do their work get the shaft. Anything else new?

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    1. Re:What's the news? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      So loudmouths that brag (non-verbally... ok) every time they managed to piss without getting too much on their pants get promoted while people who quietly do their work get the shaft. Anything else new?

      Yes. Now that the level and efficiency of the bragging is measured by a computer, it will most likely be trivial for any halfway competent programmer to analyze the emails sent by those who got promoted, find patterns, and replicate them. In other words, you can automate giving an impression of being busy; a small script can send emails back and worth between you and your friends while you do actual work. So I guess this technology actually will increase productivity after all ;).

      I guess accidental success still counts as success.

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  15. I've always hated HR, QA, etc... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I love how they say that only a certain percentage of employees can be meeting, exceeding, or failing to meet expectations.

    I have a relative working for a large appliance manufacturer that pulls this crap. Even if every employee did a perfect job (hypothetically speaking), there has to be a least a certain amount of them that are labelled as underperformers.

    "Oh. Well, yes, Jimmy, we agree you did a perfect job but since you didn't wear matching socks on August 14th, we'll have to put you in the underperformers category."

    Let me tell you about why QA exists in the first place. You see...at one point in time in every large company, there was no QA department. Then, a bunch of sales managers, temps, underperforming execs, obsolete trainers, and lazy HR personnel were all about to get canned for their uselessness. Then, they go to the company president and say, "Hey. You know...we really need to do some 'improving' here at XYZ Corporation. My associates and I have come up with a plan to monitor and track employee productivity and customer satisfaction based on this rigid set of next-to-meaningless criteria. There's always room for improvement, you know. And guess what? The best part is that since we have a plan to apply quantitative figures to qualitative matters, you'll be able to screw most people out of raises and bonuses as often as you'd like! All you have to do is let us keep our jobs."

    And, of course, the higer-ups fall for it hook, line, and sinker. Idiots.

  16. use the same criteria they use for hiring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't they just fire everybody with less years of formal education, or degrees in non-technical fields? That's what big companies use primarily to screen hiring candidates.

    Because people with advanced degrees are surely going to be better employees right?

    Seriously, I've seen only an inverse relationship between years of formal schooling and job performance. Yeah yeah, the ones who got selected had to be that much better to overcome that hiring criterion.

    Shows you that metrics applied to people are only as good as the people who design them. Generally, they're dangerously bad.

  17. Human resources? Bah by GF678 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How can you form any kind of social bonding in a company when your worth is distilled down to the results of some fucking mathematical formula? I'm not naive to think there's any concept of loyalty or trust in the modern business, but man, things just keep getting worse.

    Forget even referring to us by name anymore, just give us numbers if you're gonna stop treating us as human fucking beings.

    1. Re:Human resources? Bah by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...just give us numbers if you're gonna stop treating us as human fucking beings.

      So posted /. user 1453005.
      Your participation has been credited to your Interaction Value Score./p>

    2. Re:Human resources? Bah by BillyGee · · Score: 1

      What kind of a useless tiny company do you work for that you don't have an employee number, and one that you have to provide in any conversation with HR? :)

    3. Re:Human resources? Bah by DarkOx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I work at a company that employess about 400 people, perhaps a few more. I have an empoyee number but its just something the accounting department is concerned with, it shows up on pay stubs and once and a while elsewhere like on a benifets form. I certainly would not be able to tell you what the numbe is without going to look for it. I doubt HR could either; they would likely need to ask accounting. I can talk the HR folks any time I want. Our HR director and her assistant know pretty much everyone by name.

      I don't think at 400 people we are tiny or useless.
      Not every company in the world recudces folks to just numbers.

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    4. Re:Human resources? Bah by American+Terrorist · · Score: 1

      You don't need to worry about this. The whole theory is a red herring that will be disproved before anyone takes it seriously. Think of it in quantum terms. Social networks have the properties of both particles and waves. If people know they are being measured in this way it will change the behavior of the people being measured in a way that will make the measurement useless. If some bullshit study claims that people who drink less coffee work harder, and your company implements a policy of "whoever drinks the smallest amount of coffee gets the biggest raises", I'm pretty sure everyone would be drinking tea/red bull/cocaine.

    5. Re:Human resources? Bah by Quothz · · Score: 1

      How can you form any kind of social bonding in a company when your worth is distilled down to the results of some fucking mathematical formula?

      Well, you go somewhere else for social bonding. I don't want to bond with most of the people with whom I work. Too many of 'em are yuppie-wannabes, puddingheads, and assholes.

      You know what's dehumanizing? Expecting me to be best friends with people just because they're a couple cubes over. I don't take a job to get a new family or circle of friends. And using whether I bond as a performance metric is, to me, by far more dehumanizing than quantified performance metrics.

      Companies have neither the right nor privilege to make determinations about my social life, personality (such as it is), or emotions. Demanding that folks are respectful to and assist one another is fine. Requiring friendship? No thanks.

      If you want a friend, go find one. If your employees are hopelessly lonesome and productivity is sluggish as a result, that isn't my problem. Hire whores for 'em or something; don't pass the problem on to me.

    6. Re:Human resources? Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...just give us numbers if you're gonna stop treating us as human fucking beings.

      So posted /. user 1453005.

      Hey, he has a name, you know.

      It's GF678.

    7. Re:Human resources? Bah by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      You don't drink cocaine, you snort or inject it. Please hand in your terrorist card on the way out.

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  18. Gaming the system by HangingChad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does it bother anyone this is the same type of gadget analysis that got us into the current economic situation? Your most valuable employees aren't always the most communicative.

    We have one developer who shuns any type of contact, doesn't have a phone on his desk, rarely sends an email longer than two sentences. Yet he's the most heads-down, dogged and prolific programmer I've ever worked with. I suppose the gadget developers would argue that would be accounted by how often his code fragments turn up in other projects but how do you really account for the source of a code fragment? Especially one that is later modified for other uses?

    I can see a lot of bad conclusions coming from this kind of analysis. Where the most outgoing employees are valued over those actually meeting deadlines. So you end up with a company full of a lot of talkers and lay off all the actual doers. Which, come to think of it, is pretty much how we got in the economic mess we're in.

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    1. Re:Gaming the system by Leynos · · Score: 1

      I would argue then that the problem lies in the company's inability to keep track of the non-verbal communication in this case, i.e., the code and documentation produced by said programmer. Any SCM system has attribution and blame tracking. That could be taken further with citations, etc.

      Having worked in a few large companies, I have a particular disdain for people who don't share their ideas. Given the transient nature of employment these days, the sharing of ideas is the main way an employee brings value to the company and the work of their colleagues. Anything that rewards the sharing of ideas is a good thing IMO.

      I've seen too many people forced to work with an incomplete understanding of the process in which they are engaged because the people who developed the process failed to adequately explain their thinking and methodology, and those who succeeded them had no incentive to pass on their findings and improvements with regards to the process.

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    2. Re:Gaming the system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry but sharing your ideas is a risky thing. In the past I shared some ideas and they were stolen by my coworkers as the credit for those ideas, now I'm no longer share any ideas. Thanks to that I already have been promoted twice.

      Sorry for my poor English.

    3. Re:Gaming the system by Leynos · · Score: 1

      Then you ensure that the ideas are shared in such a way that you don't have your credit taken by someone else. Send them in an email with your boss copied in. Place them in a central version controlled repository where your contribution is acknowledged and and cannot be repudiated by others.

      Any company worth its salt will provide a way to ensure you get the credit. And when you share your ideas, others will respect you more, and be more inclined to share your ideas.

      And those who can do nothing but take without contributing will be drowned out by those who want to work together to make things better for everyone.

      Everyone wins.

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    4. Re:Gaming the system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is ideal but in reality is not always possible, sometimes is the boss the one that steal the ideas and/or they don't want to install a repository, and sometimes the problems are worsened by prehistoric or illiterate managers/directive. ( Illiterate is not the correct word and I didn't find a better one, I used it in the why that they don't know anything about the work that the their workers do and only are concerned about the results and expenses, and think that their solutions are always correct for the problems of their workers. )

      Also you can collaborate with other without sharing your ideas, helping to solver their problems with the work is a way. The reason because I didn't leaved the company is that I didn't found a comparable work in term of income/hour.

      Sorry for my poor English.

    5. Re:Gaming the system by maxume · · Score: 1

      The problem is narrow reliance on the tool. A tool might provide good information much of them time (making it useful!) without providing good information all of the time (meaning that you leave human judgment in the mix).

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    6. Re:Gaming the system by lee1026 · · Score: 1

      As they are doing Data Mining, I expect their software to actually pickup on the fact that the number of emails sent is a poor predictor.

    7. Re:Gaming the system by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      Does it bother anyone this is the same type of gadget analysis that got us into the current economic situation? Your most valuable employees aren't always the most communicative.

      It certainly bothers me. Individuals of very moderate intelligence who fail to understand the complexity of the system they work with, and come up with some trivial mathematical model that takes into account everything they understand so they think it takes into account everything. Then they try and convince more reasonable people to act based on their model. Yargh.

      And, best of all the most communicative people may well be classed as uncommunicative. Imagine the guy who checks in great documentation with all of his SVN checkins, and has fantastically self explanatory code. Nobody needs to go emailing him questions because he is a great communicator in a medium that HR will frankly have no idea exists. The other developer checks in horrible hacks that nobody understands. He's supposedly a great communicator because everybody is bothering him all day trying to figure out what the hell he did.

      Or, the person who uses the phone. Or face to face meetings with tasteful powerpoint presentations. Or produces an internal TV show watched and loved by all employees. the assistant who spends all their time writing via their boss's email account because he can't be bothered to write his own emails. Try to spread any information in a way not monitored by HR's tool and suddenly you get classified as a worthless loner that doesn't do anything. Consequently, you have a negative selection pressure on anybody trying to use new, more effective tools to communicate in the most useful way. Net effect of HR's efforts to improve communication by favoring communicators: Bupkis.

      I suppose the gadget developers would argue that would be accounted by how often his code fragments turn up in other projects but how do you really account for the source of a code fragment? Especially one that is later modified for other uses?

      Ha, I can just imagine whoever was the first person to check "i++;" into the repository eventually being declared the ultimate hero programmer because so many other programmers just use his code.

    8. Re:Gaming the system by dcollins · · Score: 1

      Does it bother anyone this is the same type of gadget analysis that got us into the current economic situation? Your most valuable employees aren't always the most communicative... We have one developer who shuns any type of contact, doesn't have a phone on his desk, rarely sends an email longer than two sentences. Yet he's the most heads-down, dogged and prolific programmer I've ever worked with...

      The main problem I see with this metric is that it was created by the HR people. That is, the people who see themselves as touchy-feely, interpersonal, emotional, really just yack all day and don't really produce product. To them, obviously the best metric for measuring employees is via how much they talk to other people (because that's what the HR people experience as work), and of course the only sub-metric for that that's actually accessible is number of messages sent through the email server.

      Let doctors evaluate doctors, lawyers pass judgement on other lawyers, engineers judge engineers, teachers evaluate teachers, etc. If only HR people are allowed to measure employee value at your company, then someday only HR people will be employed at your company.

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    9. Re:Gaming the system by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      Ha, I can just imagine whoever was the first person to check "i++;" into the repository eventually being declared the ultimate hero programmer because so many other programmers just use his code.

      If they're writing C++, they should be saying "++i", since it doesn't create a temporary iterator object for the old value.

      OTOH, if The Daily WTF is any indicator, checking in bad code is likely to win more HR Brownie Points.

    10. Re:Gaming the system by cr_nucleus · · Score: 1

      Thing is, the true role of HR is to be the guardian of the company's internal culture.

      If the current culture orientation is about talkative employees who are better at politics than project implementation, then that's what HR are going to select.
      They will then use any mean that will allow them to filter people in this way.

      It's really not about finding effective people, it's about finding people that will fit in.

    11. Re:Gaming the system by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Yah, I tried that once at a job.. my boss just gave credit to the senior guy for the stuff I came up with. Oh well.

  19. It seems that if you know your employees, by Bromskloss · · Score: 1

    you have no need for this kind of "rigorous" (bah) methods.

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    1. Re:It seems that if you know your employees, by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 1

      Not to defend this kind of bullshit, but you can't know all your employees in a behemoth the size of IBM or MS.

      The bigger the organization, the harder it is to manage. Once you get above a certain point it's impossible to manage well, and MS and IBM are waaaaaaaay past the manageable point.

    2. Re:It seems that if you know your employees, by pmarini · · Score: 1

      isn't that why there are managers at different levels, each of which has 5 to 20 direct subordinates and meeting at different levels can show useful information on any subset of the organisation since these people can easily keep the tab on sch a small number of "close" colleagues ?!

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    3. Re:It seems that if you know your employees, by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's the best way to try to manage big organizations that anyone has found yet.

      But I've worked for a few big organizations and they all suck, I personally don't think our current ways of managing people scale past a few hundred employees.

    4. Re:It seems that if you know your employees, by pmarini · · Score: 1

      well, go public and tell that to all the Mergers & Acquisitions people that are making a fortune right now...
      in the modern financial ecosystem you don't stand a chance in the market below a certain critical mass, and after that you're either taken over or overtaken (BeOS a few years back is a good example...)
      using a spin-off to create smaller entities are only credible when they are money-makers... who wants the burden of toxic debts anyway... oh wait, I forgot the taxpayers via the government...

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    5. Re:It seems that if you know your employees, by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 1

      There is some truth to that, but I've found a pretty tight correlation between "size" and "pain-in-the-ass-to-work-for".

      Besides, after the dot-bomb and current financial meltdown, appeals to the wisdom of the stock market won't convince me.

  20. Wait a minute, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BUT I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS!

  21. Rewaring people who forward chain letters? by Edgester · · Score: 1

    OK. So by this metric, people who forward chain letters and jokes will get a better rating?

  22. Sheer idiocy. by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It presumes that people don't change. It presumes that the set of "desirable" traits are always going to be desirable. It puts quantity over quality, but it is quality that often matters more.

    Let's say you have a company that makes widgets. One of the people in the widget design office is a bit of a dork. He's a musician, a quiet and not very sociable bass player. And this is his day job. He works hard enough to keep his job but not much more. One day, he comes up with an idea that is dead brilliant, and then goes on tour. The idea saves the company millions of dollars. And let's see - he always comes in late, frequently hungover, kind of smells, and tries to leave early. He doesn't do that much when he's a round, and he's often not around because of his band.

    But, in one afternoon, he has been of more use to the company than all other employees in Widget Design combined, ever.

    By the metrics described, he would have been laid off upon return from tour.

    Typical fuckwittery by HR bozos.

    The best companies don't have HR, except in terms of processing new hires, dealing with benefits, and assisting people on the way out. The rest is left to the departments and managers. It makes for a flatter and faster organisation - ideas M$ has no clue about.

    RS

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    1. Re:Sheer idiocy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      False logic. The situation you describe is exactly the type of situation this system is designed to reward.

    2. Re:Sheer idiocy. by Cannelloni · · Score: 1

      I agree completely! Microsoft still don't get it.

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    3. Re:Sheer idiocy. by timeOday · · Score: 1

      You know what? There are a lot of people who think they've done some great thing and the company is eternally indebted to them regardless of all their failings. "Oh, I don't need to put in the hours because I'm the idea guy." We all want to be that guy whose brilliance allows him to do whatever he wants. But if you think you're that guy, I can almost guarantee most of your co-workers disagree, and they're probably right.

    4. Re:Sheer idiocy. by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
      I agree. Many people have inflated senses of self-importance. My example was just looking at the criteria used by this idiotic HR policy, and finding the logical hole in it - people who put out a lot of email, people who put out a lot of code, people who "do more" at all costs. I see it in academia: people who crank out dozens of papers on utter crap on the one hand and then others who bury themselves in teaching with elaborate rubrics and grading because they have no idea how to do the "research thing" very well.

      It's a balance between quantity and quality, and frankly, qualitative judgments are best left OUT of the hands of HR.

      My general points about HR stand - it simply shouldn't exist, except as an enabling part of the organisation (paperwork with hiring, benefits, exit paperwork, work related legalities, etc.) Actual "HR" should be done by Management, and if Management is too fucking lazy or clueless or overworked to deal with it, then maybe they need to look at how they're getting their jobs done...

      RS

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    5. Re:Sheer idiocy. by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Yeah, I think almost all engineers, myself included, file communications from HR straight into the trash.

      Where I work a researcher made an app superficially similar to this one years ago, although it was intended more to identify collaborators rather than for performance evaluations. Mapping or clustering email traffic wasn't terribly interesting, more interesting was clustering people on the basis of documents they'd written using LSA. Anyways, I'm not too worried about this software becoming a runaway success and displacing subjective evaluation in corporations any time soon. Most people-people like managers and HR have little interest in analytics like this.

    6. Re:Sheer idiocy. by npsimons · · Score: 1

      Just to back up your assertion, here's a real world example: I am a member of a search and rescue group. Sometimes that means I will be calling in for leave at the last possible moment (to go search for someone). Sure, that might mean the schedule will slip a few days. But I'm also willing to come in for "emergency" overtime to get things finished (or even just to compensate for time I was gone, so I won't burn up all my leave). If I were not in SAR, I don't think I'd be willing to work overtime. Not to mention that in training for SAR, I am better able to perform my job (better physical shape, more emotionally balanced, more cognitively focused, etc; it's amazing what exercise can do). And here's the ultimate kicker: often times, the searches I go on will be for someone in our community, maybe even someone who works for the company . Now, we don't always find them, but when we do, that's a net gain right there. Even if you look at it from a purely heartless financial point of view, we've just saved the company the cost of hiring a replacement. I know of at least one case where this is literally true (I wasn't on the search; but the guy is an acquaintance of mine, and he works at the same place I do). If I was working for a place that decided "all these SAR folks are using too much of their leave; let's fire them!" then they not only would lost us SAR folks, but the employee who got lost as well.

    7. Re:Sheer idiocy. by pmarini · · Score: 1

      to second your opinion, has everyone forgotten the social utility of a job (and I mean any job) ? if you keep firing someone - from different companies - because of some inhuman (as in not actually produced by a human) numerical "value" attributed to him/her, aren't you denying his/her blessing to a decent life ? sorry for the odd example, but if a company rejects this view, it would be like the usual "I don't care about keeping other kids off the grass, since it's someone else's..."

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  23. Please define "valuable information" by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    All this means is that the people emailing links to porn sites will get the first promotions.

     

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  24. Yes it is... by tjstork · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's a huge and erroneous misconception that centralization makes a corporation more efficient. I think centralization is a cancer. How often do mergers actually work? How often do governments actually execute well. The biggest failing of the free enterprise system as of late, is that, after hearing all of this about how government is inherently wasteful and inefficient and choked with slackers, that corporations set themselves to be operated just like governments. Just look at the result!

    The fact of the matter is, that the thing that matters most in any corporation is time to market. It doesn't matter if you are centralized and more "efficient" if it takes you two years longer to ship a late product out the door, because while your smaller competitors were signing stuff and building things, your own design was going through committees and signoffs to make sure that you weren't doing what someone else already did.

    Like, the stupidest thing GM ever did was to try and share so much data across so many divisions. What they should have done is just run each different division as a separate company, responsible for one thing - the bottom line. If they don't produce, then close them down. But instead, they have a huge corporate system that makes it very difficult for them to bring a new car design to market. And, by the time they get there, what started out as an award winning design is so late that they get slammed for making a mediocre product by the trade magazines first and the consumers second. All that's left of that company is Bob Lutz heroically pushing through car designs, but once he's gone (he's retiring), that company is screwed.

    I think the larger story is, really, that management education in the United States is a colossal failure. There is no reason that a large and previously successful company needs to decline and fail when other civilizations created empires and institutions that lasted for hundreds and thousands of years. But as it is, in America, as soon as a founder leaves a company, the MBAs get in and these "professional managers" slowly sink the ship. It doesn't have to be this way, but it will be this way until we get some serious curriculum changes at our management schools.

    That's right: HARVARD, WHARTON, YALE AND OTHER MBAS : YOU F---- SUCK!

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    1. Re:Yes it is... by Kjella · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There's a huge and erroneous misconception that centralization makes a corporation more efficient. I think centralization is a cancer. (...) The fact of the matter is, that the thing that matters most in any corporation is time to market. It doesn't matter if you are centralized and more "efficient" if it takes you two years longer to ship a late product out the door, because while your smaller competitors were signing stuff and building things, your own design was going through committees and signoffs to make sure that you weren't doing what someone else already did.

      Let's try with a little IT analogy (shocking, I know). The "everyone do their own little thing" are the dreaded small VBA applications hacked up in Excel that have no architecture, no signoffs and just pop up all over the place. Or the IT networks where companies are on five different versions of Office and Exchange in a million configurations all running on wildly different hardware and environments depending on what the local IT guru at the time found at Best Buy. I've been in projects where we gathered up the investments being done in all the different business units and realized several of them were working on projects for the same thing because noone had any idea what the others were doing.

      On the other hand, I've also been where using an unapproved application or making a configuration required sign-offs to make the Vogons proud. I haven't been that much into beurocratic application development but I'm sure there's places you go crazy over trying to get a change through the archtiectural review subcomittee to get the interface in the common corporate component toolkit changed. Funamentally it's the same challenge the MBAs have, how much should we have a central control and how much should we let everyone do their own thing. It's easy to be an armchair MBA and think you got all the answers because you don't see the actual implications. I'm sure there's many MBAs that think they'd make great IT policy too.

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    2. Re:Yes it is... by turbidostato · · Score: 1, Redundant

      "run each different division as a separate company, responsible for one thing - the bottom line. If they don't produce, then close them down. "

      You are no better than the environment you disqualify. Both of you are members of the "see this complex problem? it's not complex but simple and here you have the solution for 100% of the cases" brotherhood. Your solution fails on the locale optimum side and it is visible at all levels. With your proposal you are guaranteed to never look for projects with returns of benefits outside your division scope, exactly as current corporate culture avoids for the most part projects that go far beyond next quarter.

      It is said so many times it's boring but a company's best asset is people, specially while despite being said so many times management always seem to benefit "machinery" above people to cover their asses. If you put your focus on local optimus you'll lose a lot on sinergies; if you only look for far reaching goals day-to-day bussiness will take you out the game and it makes *people* to properly judge a situation and find the most profitting middle ground.

    3. Re:Yes it is... by tjstork · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Let's try with a little IT analogy (shocking, I know). The "everyone do their own little thing" are the dreaded small VBA applications hacked up in Excel that have no architecture, no signoffs and just pop up all over the place

      Has the thought ever occurred to you that all of those little applications actually solved problems for the business?

      t's easy to be an armchair MBA and think you got all the answers because you don't see the actual implications.

      There's only two kinds of people a company needs: people that make things and people that sell them. MBAs do neither. They don't sell, and they don't make. There's no value-add, so there is no point.

      A truly clever developer will create code so easy to understand that a less than average developer could debug it.

      Only if it does not impact time to market of the product. Average developers need to step up and get better.

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    4. Re:Yes it is... by hemp · · Score: 1

      At GM, each division is run separately with a president. It has been done this was since the 1920s.

      Very little information is shared. Things like advertising are run completely separately with no coordination. This is not efficient.

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    5. Re:Yes it is... by tjstork · · Score: 1

      If you put your focus on local optimus you'll lose a lot on sinergies;

      Dude, we've spent the last twenty years in the US economy merging, analyzing and looking for these synergies, and it's failed.

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    6. Re:Yes it is... by tjstork · · Score: 1

      At GM, each division is run separately with a president. It has been done this was since the 1920s

      Ah, but, you see, all car design is centralized and GM's problem has always been trying to manage its brands and often to their own self detriment. That has been the story since around the 1960s and we notice that GM begins its decline around that time as well. Most famous, of course, is the idea that the Corvette -HAS- to be the fastest car, and so on, or Pontiac has to be about performance, and so on. The famous GTO muscle cars that did so well for GM were actually sort of a coup against the centralized scheme of the 1960s... already corporate was getting in the way of products that could sell.

      Look at how the designs of all its cars go into one design center, where they say this is the pontiac, and this the chevy, etc... the whole thing is a mess. Look at how many sales GM has lost doing prototypes of cars that everyone likes, then takes three years to deliver, at which point, everyone has moved on. Look at how there is one set of GM engine plants, etc... the whole thing is a big mess.

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    7. Re:Yes it is... by enronman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As an MBA, let me tell you I'm very involved in making things and selling them. How/where we make things falls into my lap, what price we sell them at also falls into my lap. Identifing new markets to sell our products into to new products, something I do.

    8. Re:Yes it is... by linhares · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the larger story is, really, that management education in the United States is a colossal failure. There is no reason that a large and previously successful company needs to decline and fail when other civilizations created empires and institutions that lasted for hundreds and thousands of years. But as it is, in America, as soon as a founder leaves a company, the MBAs get in and these "professional managers" slowly sink the ship. It doesn't have to be this way, but it will be this way until we get some serious curriculum changes at our management schools. That's right: HARVARD, WHARTON, YALE AND OTHER MBAS : YOU F---- SUCK!

      I did my PhD in Computer Science, and I teach MBA's (who have to make a thesis and ideally publish it). The first thing I say in class is that "science is too important to be left in the hands of scientists, so in this course there will be no quick formulas or little case studies". We will study science, including the mathematical and computational aspects. Is anyone able to program a computer in, say, java? Is anyone a mathematician or engineer?

      Here's what is sad: (i) almost all other professors will be gossiping like a mexican soap opera about you, and how you don't understand things; (ii) most students, INCLUDING those skilled, seem to want an easier ride. Almost all see programming as undesirable, something for lower-level people. Others want to go to, you've guessed it, finance. By the way, my course is on cognitive science and decision-making, and we move from behavioral economics to computational modeling, AI, and math models of the brain.

      Don't know how I haven't been fired yet.

    9. Re:Yes it is... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Has the thought ever occurred to you that all of those little applications actually solved problems for the business?

      Of course. I also know what they pay me for moving things that have outgrown Excel into a real system, even during the current economic conditions. You have no idea how much time people waste on clusterfuck applications because they were designed by people who couldn't have passed CS101 if their life depended on it.

      There's only two kinds of people a company needs: people that make things and people that sell them. MBAs do neither. They don't sell, and they don't make. There's no value-add, so there is no point.

      That's about as stupid as saying "Our software consist of code. If you don't write code, you're not a value-add" and fire every non-developer in IT. Try having 100 salesmen talking to 100 developers without any management and let us know how it works out. Just not at any company that pays me, because I'd like them to stay in business.

      Only if it does not impact time to market of the product. Average developers need to step up and get better.

      By letting everyone make those crazy little VBA apps? There's two ways to make the average developer better, cut the worst from the pool or pray for a miracle. You are clearly the religious type.

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    10. Re:Yes it is... by lorenlal · · Score: 1

      Let's try with a little IT analogy (shocking, I know). The "everyone do their own little thing" are the dreaded small VBA applications hacked up in Excel that have no architecture, no signoffs and just pop up all over the place

      Has the thought ever occurred to you that all of those little applications actually solved problems for the business?

      Of course, but that's missing the point. If it's really useful for the business, then someone should be there to take care of it and make sure the interface makes sense and is maintainable.

      It's easy to be an armchair MBA and think you got all the answers because you don't see the actual implications.

      There's only two kinds of people a company needs: people that make things and people that sell them. MBAs do neither. They don't sell, and they don't make. There's no value-add, so there is no point.

      MBAs do not make you instantly worthless. Having one could supposedly make you more aware of how the financials part of the business works if you don't already. There's plenty of point as long as the holder of said MBA has some concept of what they're managing... Which sadly isn't as common as it should be. But your broad generalization tells me that you don't really know what managers do. I've never been one, and AFAIC, I hope I never am one, but a good manager (even with that dreaded MBA) is often the difference between having a great job and having a living hell at work. The great ones promise a lot but know what those promises require. The bad ones promise a lot and expect the underlings to figure it out. The worthless promise nothing.

      But they certainly have a point. Someone needs to be the interface for the makers so they can continue making. The value that they add is that they handle the red tape so the workers don't need to. Their function is to increase productivity by eliminating the BS from their workday. You can debate how effective that is (I certainly won't argue that there are spectacular failures). But think of it this way: If one of the marketing guys walked up to you and said that the customers are asking for "new shiny feature A" would you actually want to go through the management work of getting approval, funding, coordinating? Or would you just prefer to give your input to your manager when needed so you don't have to listen to a bunch of other talking heads waste your time when they aren't going over the technicals?

      A truly clever developer will create code so easy to understand that a less than average developer could debug it.

      Only if it does not impact time to market of the product. Average developers need to step up and get better.

      Agreed, but you know as well as anyone that there are always going to be mediocre programmers. That's why organizations establish some sort of standard to abide by. That way there's a formal review. Which is totally ignored by your statement earlier about "all of those little applications actually solved problems." The headache of fixing those macros, applets, or programs when something changes and breaks them. All of a sudden, there's nothing for someone to work with to fix it... except lots of extra spent time decoding what's happening.

    11. Re:Yes it is... by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      How often do mergers actually work?

      Mergers are not intended to "work". They are intended to produce a bigger company, which justifies bigger salaries for the board. Stuff the shareholders, and everyone else.

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    12. Re:Yes it is... by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      Yep. Until this silo mentality is demolished, no amount of federal bailouts will make GM a viable company. This is such a monster change for a company so resistant to change; we'd probably have to put them through bankruptcy to make it happen.

    13. Re:Yes it is... by MrMr · · Score: 1

      How often do mergers actually work?
      The generally accepted figure is: around 30%. That is from the company's perspective. The payout rate for the staff involved is obviously closer to 100%.

    14. Re:Yes it is... by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      Like, the stupidest thing GM ever did was to try and share so much data across so many divisions.

      I am working for a company which made one system for Renault. Just days after it was finally done, it turned out, that second group in the same division ordered the same system, but elsewhere. They payed what they should for our system and didn't used it ever in actual production. If they communicated enough, there wouldn't be such a waste of resources.

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    15. Re:Yes it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's try with a little IT analogy (shocking, I know). The "everyone do their own little thing" are the dreaded small VBA applications hacked up in Excel that have no architecture, no signoffs and just pop up all over the place

      Has the thought ever occurred to you that all of those little applications actually solved problems for the business?

      Of course, but that's missing the point. If it's really useful for the business, then someone should be there to take care of it and make sure the interface makes sense and is maintainable.

      Well that "someone" who can take care of it and make sure the interface makes sense and is maintainable A) probably isn't the person who hacked it up in the first place, and B) probably doesn't know the first thing about the job and work done by the person who hacked it up in the first place, and so C) wouldn't begin to know if the interface made sense and wouldn't have the slightest clue about how to maintain it, and D) would probably just end up making a mess of the whole damn thing if they started futzing around with it.

    16. Re:Yes it is... by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      But your broad generalization tells me that you don't really know what managers do. I've never been one, and AFAIC, I hope I never am one, but a good manager (even with that dreaded MBA) is often the difference between having a great job and having a living hell at work. The great ones promise a lot but know what those promises require. The bad ones promise a lot and expect the underlings to figure it out. The worthless promise nothing.

      The truly worthless promise a lot, deliver nothing and leave for another job before it becomes obvious how badly they failed. SCNR on that one...

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    17. Re:Yes it is... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Has the thought ever occurred to you that all of those little applications actually solved problems for the business?

      Has the thought ocurred to you that they might have caused more than they solved?

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    18. Re:Yes it is... by adminstring · · Score: 1
      Most companies beyond the size of a garage startup need much more than just makers and sellers. They also need:
      • Managers to decide who makes what how and when using which materials and to which specifications
      • IS staff to crunch the numbers managers use to make those decisions
      • Janitorial and maintenance staff to keep the building and equipment clean and running
      • Accounting staff to keep track of accounts payable and receivable so the suppliers keep sending supplies and the customers eventually pay for the goods
      • HR staff to make sure laws are followed and employee benefit programs are run properly

      How long would a large company last if they fired everyone but the sales people and factory-floor machine operators? My guess is that those people would quit as soon as the first batch of paychecks failed to materialize. If you take any large manufacturing business and remove one of the groups listed above, the business will not last a year.

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    19. Re:Yes it is... by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Dude, we've spent the last twenty years in the US economy merging, analyzing and looking for these synergies, and it's failed."

      No it isn't. There has been a lot of endevours within those last tweinty years that would have been impossible without entities collaboring. What has been failed, and it was my point is the simplified vision that one size fits all (even literally: on the technical side, this current crisis is fingerpointed to the use of a single analysis model).

    20. Re:Yes it is... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      The fact of the matter is, that the thing that matters most in any corporation is time to market.

      [Citation needed].

      I would suggest having managers capable of isolating people who tend toward grand, unsupportable generalisations from contact with customers might also be important.

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    21. Re:Yes it is... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Mergers are not intended to "work". They are intended to produce a bigger company,

      You may have a point. But sometimes mergers are formed from buggered companies banding together to see if they can survive a little bit longer. Certain car companies come to mind.

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    22. Re:Yes it is... by lorenlal · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected. You are quite right.

    23. Re:Yes it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      something about your username tells me to take what you say with a grain of salt...

    24. Re:Yes it is... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Has the thought ever occurred to you that all of those little applications actually solved problems for the business?

      Precisely. This falls nicely into the "small, independent organizations/companies/individuals can and will be productive on their own, if they're just allowed to work, damn it" world view. That's where advancement comes from. When was the last time you heard of a large company creating anything truly innovative or different?

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  25. When applied to the entire company. by Eevee · · Score: 1

    Use of the tool promptly gets stopped when it reveals that upper management adds no value.

  26. Counter example by Vornzog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My wife just took a new position, because her last boss was an idiot. He was a passive aggressive micro-manager, puffed up with his own self-importance, *at least* 15 years out of date technically, and long since regulated to the most irrelevant corner of the company.

    By the metrics discussed here, though, he'd have looked like the hero! *All* had to run though him - customers, suppliers, management, co-workers - if you talked to someone without including him in the conversation, he'd flip. He threatened to fire my wife (and a few more people since) for doing their job without his constant oversight. Unfortunately, while everyone knows about the situation, my wife was the first to report it to HR, so they can only now start to think about taking action against they guy.

    Counting the number of communications makes the people who send one word, no value added emails and attend a lot of meetings they don't need to be at look good.

    Also, it completely misses your crack team - the 3-4 people who you can hand a problem to, and know that they'll have it solved by next Tuesday, no questions asked. When those people shut their office door, you leave them alone, because you know they are working miracles, and you'll only get int their way.

    Web analogy - Google and page rank. Rule number one is that you never trust the page to tell you how important it really is. Pages with all the right keywords and a bunch of links are one of two things - the best of the best about a topic, or an SEO linkfarm. So you take those things into account, but you do so with a *huge* grain of salt. To augment it, you go looking for other supporting metrics - what do other people think?

    The HR department has just automated a human approach to the problem - they took one piece of evidence that the human brain can wrap its head around, and made the computer count that. You want to do informatics and data mining right, you need to learn what the computer is good at, and start looking for deeper patterns that are hidden by masses of data too large for the human mind to encompass.

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    1. Re:Counter example by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I strongly suspect that this system is designed to identify people like your wife's ex-boss as valuable employees, while denigrating people like your wife, who (I assume) does real, useful work. The middle-management drones want to justify their existence to the upper-management drones, and software that assigns a number to "networking" and "synergies" and "six-sigma leveraging of core stakeholder values" is exactly the right tool for this. The upper-management drones are inclined to believe this sort of thing already, of course, and the sorts of reports the software generates add to their self-satisfaction.

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    2. Re:Counter example by Zomalaja · · Score: 1

      You are spot on - I've had both extremes of bosses, one whose philosophy was "If you can't do the job you can't work here and if you can I need to stay out of your way since I can only hinder you", while the other somehow managed to interfere with everyone in the company all day long, and especially the ones that were doing things he had no understanding of at all (bookkeeping and plant maintenance). Needless to say I lasted about 6 weeks there and 10+ years at the former, till the boss retired and sold the company.

    3. Re:Counter example by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      She'll be fired before the end of the second quarter.

    4. Re:Counter example by Vornzog · · Score: 1

      I strongly suspect that this system is designed to identify people like your wife's ex-boss as valuable employees

      You could be right about that. And any company who pulls that sort of crap deserves exactly what is coming to them.

      Also,

      "networking" and "synergies" and "six-sigma leveraging of core stakeholder values"

      Bingo!

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      -V-

      Who can decide a priori? Nobody.
      -Sartre

    5. Re:Counter example by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Actually, if this system has any value it is probably designed to identify guys like your wife's ex-boss as deadwood. I can conceptualize several ways to easily identify people who are only in the communication loop because they throw their weight around, not because they contribute anything.
      On the other hand, I have a brother who works in a company where what this system is designed to measure exactly reflects the most valuable employees. The problem is that if his company used this metric to evaluate employees, it would make the people who need to be kept out of the loop aware of it and they would get in the way of people who are getting things done.

      --
      The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
  27. If it really worked, it would be great by MpVpRb · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, employee quality is something that is currently NOT quantifiable.

    Co-workers all have an intuitive sense of who is useful and who is not. But trying to measure it with today's crude tools is an exercise in futility. Kinda like measuring productivity by lines of code, or scientific value by number or articles published.

    This will end up benefiting those who skillfully learn to play by the new rules, and punish those who may be excellent, but don't fit the standards expected by the measurement methods.

  28. 6-month Review by Mo0o · · Score: 1

    6-month review is exactly like a 'math equation'.

    1. Re:6-month Review by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      6? Man, I'm happy for the 10 minute once yearly review I get.

  29. Good managers know their good and bad employees by XSpud · · Score: 2, Insightful
    From TFA:

    Certain employees produce chunks of data - whether words or software code - that later pop up in other messages. The people copied most often, Cataphora concludes, are thought leaders.

    In my experience the code that is discussed in emails is just as likely to be because it is bad as it is because it is good and I'm sure the examples at http://thedailywtf.com/ often "pop up in other messages".

    Good managers already know the value of their staff by talking to them, talking to their colleagues and assessing their work. If a manager has to resort to analytics like this at least a corporation knows where their management problems lie.

    1. Re:Good managers know their good and bad employees by jacobsm · · Score: 1

      True, but my manager hardly ever steps out of his office to talk to his people. His idea of his status report to his boss is to cut and paste what we send him into a giant mishmash of conflicting writing styles. On the other hand one of my previous managers wanted everyone to write their status reports in a similar style so when he handed in his status report it looked like he actually had an understanding of what was going on. He didn't.

    2. Re:Good managers know their good and bad employees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My manager is so clueless that one of his senior staff left the office at least three times a week for several hours over a couple of years and he never noticed. When this guy was in the office he spent his entire day on porn sites. The manager should have gotten his ass fired when HR found out about the guy.

    3. Re:Good managers know their good and bad employees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From TFA:

      Certain employees produce chunks of data - whether words or software code - that later pop up in other messages. The people copied most often, Cataphora concludes, are thought leaders.

      In my experience the code that is discussed in emails is just as likely to be because it is bad as it is because it is good and I'm sure the examples at http://thedailywtf.com/ often "pop up in other messages".

      At my job, managers and PMs continually fail to edit the email chain, and so everyone's text is repeated verbatim in every subsequent message. How will this affect the system in TFA?

  30. The whole premise is bullshit. by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Number crunching, a staple for decades in the quantifiable domains of engineering and finance, has spread in recent years into marketing and sales.

    Engineering only works because you still have people vetting the numbers. However, even there, there are problems that you just need a human opinion, because the engineers can't figure it out. One example - engineers called in to calculate how much you can cut a pile of earth back without shoring it up. None of them got within 50% of the actual number derived by subsequent tests. The solution is simple - call someone in whose work is excavating, and they'll give you a more accurate answer just by eyeballing.

    Bottom line: If your boss doesn't know how much your're contributing to the company, then your boss is deadwood and should be fired. No need for statistical analysis to replace common sense (which is what created the toxic CDOs and SIVs, etc)... but the deadwood boss will like this, because now it's not their job to know what you do any more - they can point to a chart.

    Short any company using this method.

    1. Re:The whole premise is bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      WTF?

      You obviously don't know many Mining or Civil engineers!

      That sort of stuff is their bread and butter.

      As for the deadwood boss crap, I have never met a useless idiot who thought they were a useless idiot. For some strange reason they get upset if you call them stupid, even if you have proof.
      Now it comes down to the definition of useless idiot and there is a good chance your boss has a different view than you.

      There is however a real problem in quantifying employee value that is summed up nicely in the old saying -
      If you can't measure it, you can't control it. If you do measure it, it will be manipulated.

      Now just tell me what you are measuring again....

    2. Re:The whole premise is bullshit. by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      It would be interesting to see this Metric applied to the rank and file of India, and China. I think the resulting outcome would definitely be worthy of some CNN coverage.

    3. Re:The whole premise is bullshit. by symbolic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed. This is just KLOC as a social metric. There are people who may say very little, but produce great results. And the reason they say very little is because they are more focused on the results than on the BS that many people rely on to convey a (false) sense of usefulness. One wonders how much of this "value" will be determined by politics, and have little to do with reality. This is especially true in situations where the "valued" information might be very accurate, but very unpopular.

    4. Re:The whole premise is bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One example - engineers called in to calculate how much you can cut a pile of earth back without shoring it up. None of them got within 50% of the actual number derived by subsequent tests. The solution is simple - call someone in whose work is excavating, and they'll give you a more accurate answer just by eyeballing.

      I'd still rather have the engineers. Eyeballing would've failed miserably if the pile had a different composition than the excavator had experience with. But using engineers to devise actual tests will result in not only a more accurate solution in the end, but also a definition of the boundary conditions, so you know when you need to design a new round of tests.

      Would you hire a pitcher to design a sniper rifle?

    5. Re:The whole premise is bullshit. by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      If that's true, companies that use the KLOC metric will fail, be replaced and all will be well.

      Assuming obviously a certain B. O. doesn't start using words like "too big to fail". Then we're stuck with the KLOC metric until the next revolution.

    6. Re:The whole premise is bullshit. by DeadDecoy · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think if this is used purely to select 'valuable' people by-the-numbers it could be disastrous. If, however, it turns into a data mining exercise, it could enhance the ability of the HR department to ferret out resources and organize teams or research projects. The first thing they should probably do is test out the theory: HR alone, HR + data mining, data mining alone, to see if there is any empirical evidence for making such a move. Maybe they'd then find out that combined, the human + machine performs better because the machine can manage gobs of data more efficiently and the human is more capable of adding qualities that normally aren't encoded into bits. Overall though, it should be tested before implementing. : P

    7. Re:The whole premise is bullshit. by Leynos · · Score: 1

      Then in this case, their results are their method of communicating. And the value that that communication brings to the organization is what's being measured.

      --
      "Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?"
    8. Re:The whole premise is bullshit. by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What I quoted is from an actual test of civil engineers. NONE of them got it anywhere near right - the best were off by 50%.

      Note that most will use a fudge factor to make sure that there's enough safety in their predictions/estimates - but that's not the same thing as saying "you can undecut so much and no more - it will collapse at that point +/- x %.

      Case in point - the engineers scoffed when I told them to build a trench box, despite excavating with no more than a 45% slope, when we were doing near-vertical cuts everywhere else on the project. The reasoning was simple - the absence of older trees in the area to be excavated for the main sewer collector cut. Obviously (to me) the area had originally been much lower, and had over the years been a convenient dumping ground for earth from other work while the city was under development. They scoffed, pointed out the delay, but built it anyway - and the plumbers who were in the trench to make the final connections still almost shit themselves when a small portion of the slope that wasn't sloped to my recommendations collapsed. And here we're talking about a cut of no more than 20' into the earth, not the 60' high pile of unconsolidated earth in the example.

    9. Re:The whole premise is bullshit. by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm not saying toss the engineers - what I'm saying is that there are a lot of cases where there's more than meets the eye. People can be compared to surface excavations - soil stability depends not just on the composition of the soil, but its' history, same as people. Unconsolidated soil is a b*tch to work with. So is soil that has a lot of organic matter (dead vegetation, etc). Try building a house on clay and watch your foundation crack when you have an unusually dry summer and the ground shrinks away from the footings. Some aggregates (gravels) also don't compact properly - we've had class-action suits over this. People are the same - they don't all respond the same way to pressure and changing conditions.

      This is why you shouldn't reduce some problems to a simple number - you end up with a less-than-optimal solution, whether it's wrt handling people or piles of earth.

      Now the REAL thing I find interesting is that this new "tool" doesn't propose how to improve the people who are supposed to be "bottlenecks". It would seem to me that the more efficient approach would be to not lose the investment that the business has already made in the person, and the need to duplicate that same investment in getting a new person up to speed on such things as the people, places, projects, and procedures. People ARE resurces, and as such, they should be valued, not just swapped out for another one because the latest craze says "do this because the numbers say so". The numbers only tell a part of the story.

    10. Re:The whole premise is bullshit. by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why not just remove HR from the equation, and teach managers how to do their jobs properly? Managers should be able to ... you know ... manage people ...

      I know, this means that they need to develop the soft skills, need to learn how to be effective mentors, how to avoid getting into turf wars and pissing contests, how to better communicate, how to protect their people ... all the things that those "team-building" exercises are supposed to teach, but don't, because it's not just something you can do by filling in a checklist.

      Weinberg had it right:

      1. No matter what they say, there's always a problem;
      2. No matter what they say, it's always a PEOPLE problem;
      3. If you know how to listen, they will tell you the solution in the first 5 minutes, then spend the rest of the time putting up roadblocks to the solution

      In this case, the article tells us that the REAL problem is that most management doesn't have either the skills to identify the problems with employees, or the interest in helping them - it's easier (though more expensive) to just swap people around, than it is to change the culture so that every employee is given the resources needed to do their job (which in some cases might be being mentored by someone else, and in other cases might mean figuring out how to identify weak areas in a non-threatening manner).

    11. Re:The whole premise is bullshit. by jaxle · · Score: 1

      Your example of the engineers makes me wary...

      As an engineer, you are legally responsible for the answers you give, and ethically responsible for the lives you endanger by risky answers. So if you are forced to make assumptions about a problem, you make conservative ones! Even after conservative assumptions, if the appropriate data is not available, then factors of safety of 2 are common (meaning 50% of what you could have gotten away with if the assumptions were actually correct).

      If this was a real life example, were there soil borings done to determine the soil types? Did the engineers even get to see the site, or were they given dimensions and just told to run the numbers? Engineers will only give you an answer they are comfortable standing behind if shit hits the fan.

      You are right that an experienced excavator will be able to give a more accurate answer faster than an engineer, but there are always surprises. For example, there could be a lens of silt that undermines the structural integrity of the soil that no one would be aware of without a soil boring. As a civil engineer, I have seen contractors use there experience and just go at it. Sometimes it works fine...sometimes not so fine, and fingers start pointing. Contractors and engineers both have very important roles, and communication and respect needs to improve between the two in industry. It would be a bad idea to rely on an answer solely from an engineer or contractor.

    12. Re:The whole premise is bullshit. by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

      HR is usually involved when you're dealing with a large number of applicants, and you're trying to find the ideal candidate. And they're not just there to review resumes, but to also ensure the accepted applicants fill out forms X and get security clearance Y, and have the appropriate orientation for job Z. A lot of this is just grunt secretary work that doesn't need a manager's time and could be delegated to someone on a lower pay grade. This then allows the manager to manage people instead of hashing with the logistics of getting them into and out of the job.

    13. Re:The whole premise is bullshit. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      The engineers all got to see the test mound as it was constructed, so they had zero excuse for being so far off in their estimates.

      It wasn't a question of "give us the safest amount" but "at what point is the pile going to collapse".

      One of my friends is a civil engineer, and the other an aeronautical engineer, and even he would agree that the only way to really tell is to actually run the experiment - everything else is an educated guess - that's why one got to smash rail cars together and the other fired birds into jet engines and then ran the engines to destruction.

    14. Re:The whole premise is bullshit. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      I don't buy it. I've gone through enough resumes when we're hiring, and it only takes a moment or two per to weed out the ones that we don't want to interview. Someone who knows the business they're in will be able to spot the puffery and padding a lot quicker than an HR drone, cutting down on everyone's wasted time.

    15. Re:The whole premise is bullshit. by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that the guy checking the resumes will know that someone who has a formal OODesign education is more valuable than someone with two Java courses behind his back.

      --
      I know tobacco is bad for you, so I smoke weed with crack.
    16. Re:The whole premise is bullshit. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      There's an old saying - "If you want something done quickly, give it to someone who is busy."

      The busy person, when asked to write a letter, writes it, scans it, hits print, folds it into the envelope and that's it.

      The little old lady with all day on her hands will literally take a day to decide the paper to use (plain white, colored, peersonalized), what sort of greeting is appropriate, whether a fine-point or medium-point pen is better, the tone of "voice" that they want to project, etc ... 2 days later, the letter STILL isn't finished.

      Ditto with resumes - give them to a programmer who needs a quick break from programming, and just ask him or her to quickly do triage - "the good, the bad, and the ugly."

    17. Re:The whole premise is bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Example: Google, Inc. As a Software Engineer & Computer Scientist, I was told directly by more than a few colleagues and a former, highly placed member of their "Hiring Committee" and HR, that a) "We will gather enough data points if you interview X times in location A, and Y times in location B; no need to have it all in one place," and "What about team synergy?," "Oh, you'll be placed where we think best [based on the results"), and b) "The technical questions push the resume aside, reducing the 'signal to noise ratio',, and we are very serious about how well this works." "And thus the 10 or more years of experience that companies usually accord with an M.S. or Ph.D. and evidence of sustained contribution and delivering products on time with quality will show through?" "Hmm.. Of course. [pause - then 10 minutes of] "What was your best accomplishment and why?" and "What are you most proud of?" In short, never a call back, except once, to interview in person, under a former Stanford Professor (and Ph.D.), and half his grad students (pre-IPO). And c) a former colleague said "a lot of emphasis on academics" (i.e. why didn't you get a 4.0 if you weren't from MIT?). For 10+ years I've never heard anyone ask what was your GPA after the first job - it's been initiative, actions, and results, as well as fitting in. He or she has been drinking the koolaid. Am I bitter or cynical? After 6 times, 3 before the IPO, and 3 after, it's data to prove the theory. But they say, "it works!" Who can argue with the world's biggest Internet company? Just Google it :-)

  31. Rejecting mathematical methods? by mi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hey, who could argue with what Quants did for finance?

    The above rhetorical question implies, the submitter/editor disagree with mathematical methods. For Slashdot, that's quite a shocker... From the linked posting:

    Nocera explores the age-old debate between those who assert that the best decisions are based on quantification and numbers, and those who base their decisions on more subjective degrees of belief about the uncertain future.

    A particular math theory may or may not be flawed, but do we really prefer "subjective beliefs" (a.k.a. "hunches") around here?

    --
    In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
    1. Re:Rejecting mathematical methods? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Theodp always submits this kind of "story". Read the linked story - it's largely speculative nonesense.

      It wasn't the quants who did for financ so much as greedy managers who believed the numbers, especially when they told them what they wanted to hear. That and failure to apply small quantities of sodium chloride.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    2. Re:Rejecting mathematical methods? by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      False dichotomy. Why are all beliefs not derived from this model or others like it subjective?

    3. Re:Rejecting mathematical methods? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Or, it simply reveals their skepticism of the mathematical model being employed or of the non-mathematically inclined HR department's ability to understand the math and the limitations of the model.

      Quants and HR wonks are to mathematicians as zero point free energy crackpots are to physicists.

      All of that crackpottery is nowhere near as useful as the armchair physicist saying from his gut impression TANSTAAFL.

      Put another way, a simple analog experiment can easily beat the most advanced digital simulations when the variables are many and difficult to quantify.

    4. Re:Rejecting mathematical methods? by mysticgoat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Parent post should be modded up. There is something to be said for using a rigorous methodology when comparing the value of different employees, and that will necessarily reduce to numbers at some point.

      That being said, TFA is either seriously oversimplifying what its author learned, or the companies it describes are doing it wrong.

      TFA is basically describing ways of developing and presenting sociograms. The shape of any sociogram is as dependent on the choice of qualitative tools used to develop it as it is on the reality that it claims to represent. To be brief, any sociogram, no matter how numeric its appearance, is qualitative and not quantitative and has a huge amount of observer bias built into it. It is a tricksy sideshow mirror that reflects an unstated bias and is inherently untrustworthy.

      I've been trying to find a way to say more without ending up as tl;dr and I can't do it adequately. So here are some teasers:

      The first steps to effective HR management involve developing good job descriptions of the existing roles. Performance measures can be used to determine how well HR has done this work: do those who actually work in or with each role agree with HR's description? The next steps involve reshaping the company as a whole by changing all of those job descriptions to support the new workflows. Some of this can be quantified: your employees represent a pool of very detailed knowledge about how the jobs could be done.

      Only after the above is done can you start looking at employee performance, both current and predicted in the new roles. Very little of this is truly quantifiable: about the best you can do is to say "On a scale of 1 to 5, how legible is Mr. Anderson's handwriting?" And even then, recognize that some of the most critical information may be very hard to come by.

      An example of the last: Do you know that you have an entry level programmer that everyone goes to as a technical resource because he has twenty-plus years of extensive experience leading development teams, but now he's satisfied with a low pressure day job to pay the bills while he writes his first novel in the evenings? His LOC stats are miserable, because he spends a lot of time with drop-in visitors who are wondering how he would approach this bug, or refactor that monster object, or shed some light on what the hell the guys who wrote this legacy code 15 years ago were thinking about when they used that schubert approach on what is clearly a brahms problem? You probably don't want to lose this guy: he is improving the efficiency of everyone around him. But he is not going to show up favorably on any of your metrics. And in a dirty professional field like software development, he and his kind are legion.

    5. Re:Rejecting mathematical methods? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some things can't be quantified.

    6. Re:Rejecting mathematical methods? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      A particular math theory may or may not be flawed, but do we really prefer "subjective beliefs" (a.k.a. "hunches") around here?

      Garbage in, garbage out. Math is nothing more than a method of taking a model and facts and deriving the implications. Feeding nonsensical details - such as the number of e-mails sent - to a model that likely has very little to do with reality will result in a completely meaningless result. You'd be much better off using your common sense when dealing with people.

      Just what does performance even mean for a programmer? Lines of code? Number of bugs? How often you advice others? Hours of overtime per month? Seconds of work per pot of coffee ?-)

      Math cannot give you an answer if you don't even know what you're asking. Using it in this way is just voodoo.

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

  32. Spam risk and blind spots by ewg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    On the face of it, these methods' reliance on machine-readable communications introduces an incentive to spam colleagues with messages in order to inflate one's score. It also penalizes any form of off-line communication.

    Calling a meeting to discuss an issue that could have been resolved in the hallway is rewarded, while taking a minute to share information with a coworker in their office is not.

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    1. Re:Spam risk and blind spots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It also penalizes any form of off-line communication."

      I have a "Loud Howard" co-worker who is constantly on the phone and as a result of her voice she shares every conversation, business or personal, with the entire office. I've tried to impress upon her that it would be more efficient for her to use IM or e-mail but she refuses. A policy like this might make her reconsider...

  33. The joke is on them by shawn.fox · · Score: 1

    So sending out funny emails to large groups of people all the time is going to get me a promotion? Sweet!

  34. About that "Quants" link. by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    Theodp's ignorant comment about "quants" and mathmatical ignores one of the primary thing I have heard repeated about the blame being put on mathmatical modeling for the financial crisis. Namely, that it is not that mathmatical modeling was used but rather that only one mathmatical model was used by everyone.

    Mathmatical modeling is a tool, like a computer. It can be used properly or improperly. And, in the case of the financial systems, it was used improperly, just like theodp's use of his computer and his post to spread FUD.

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    There is no "-1 offended" or "-1 you don't agree with me" mod options for a reason.
  35. gaming the metrics by High+On+Markers · · Score: 1

    That was my first thought, too, Clover Kicker. Especially if the metric becomes hated. I wonder if there may be ways around that though, with a well-done staff orientation about the intention behind the metric (what kind of behaviour is it recognizing/promoting and what will that do for the company). Sometimes if you appeal to people's integrity it (amazingly) can work. Also, some kind of cross checking would be needed, to make sure the metric is not just being implemented mindlessly.

  36. Re:Work by conureman · · Score: 1

    My love of work has been very bad for my career.

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    The cost of that cleanup, of course, will be borne by taxpayers, not industry.
  37. Tools != management, but can be helpful by Bearhouse · · Score: 2

    I guess everyone is going to hammer this, so here's a counterpoint. I'm all for better tools to help people development. For far too long, HR and management of people in general has either been too 'robotic' (think Taylorism) or subjective, as in 'your boss likes you, so you get a better raise'.

    There's no reason why stuctured approaches, that have worked well elsewhere, should not be used. The real problem lies with lazy, incompetent managers who are everlastingly seeking the holy grail of the 'quick fix'. Now, if a person identified by this method is a high performer but a low communicator, then either his/her job does not require endless emailing, or they are a candidate for some coaching or training.

    Unfortunately, interesting and potentially useful tools tend to be abused and hence get a bad name. If some middle-management dick just starts firing people with low bubble-count, all that will happen is that you'll turn the place into an email factory...

  38. Makes me think of Frederick Taylor by krou · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When I read things like this, I'm always reminded of Frederick Taylor. If you've never heard of him, he's probably the guy you should thank for such quackery.

    In the past the man has been first; in the future the system must be first.

    This idea of mathematically determining the value of each employee fits very well with his ideas. Face it: in the modern corporate world, humans are part of a system that is, overall, far more important than the individual. It is increasingly a scientifically-managed system, so it should come as no surprise that such dehumanising practices should take place. Business does not want humans; it wants workers.

    It is quite a logical outcome of our increasing reliance on scientific principles to explain and analyse our world. I find it ironic that many /. members would hate this approach of analysing workers, yet its roots lie in our reliance on science to breakdown, label, categorise, and figure out how we and our world works. In the same way psychology, neuroscience, and other mind-related fields were bastardised to figure out how to manipulate the human mind to makes us consume, the computer sciences will be used in a similar fashion to make us behave a certain way: if you don't want to get fired, you need to make sure what you do conforms to their model.

    Sadly, figuring out the "optimal" and "perfect" workers will, like my .sig says, make us realise just what it was that made us human, instead of just robots.

    --
    'If Christ had tweeted the sermon on the mount, it might have lasted until nightfall.' - John Perry Barlow
    1. Re:Makes me think of Frederick Taylor by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      It is increasingly a positivistically-managed system

      I fixed it for you.

    2. Re:Makes me think of Frederick Taylor by krou · · Score: 1

      Positivist in the sense it is managed based on observable and measurable phenomena?

      Sounds like just another way of saying the same thing as what I said.

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      'If Christ had tweeted the sermon on the mount, it might have lasted until nightfall.' - John Perry Barlow
    3. Re:Makes me think of Frederick Taylor by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      This idea of mathematically determining the value of each employee fits very well with his ideas.

      Taylorism was about improving the efficiency of tasks and systems.

      Employee evaluation was at most a tangential side effect.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    4. Re:Makes me think of Frederick Taylor by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      It is increasingly a scientifically-managed system, so it should come as no surprise that such dehumanising practices should take place.

      I want to ask "Which science?"

      Yes, I know, there's just science, and the division you see at universities is mere an administrative one. But what I want to ask is this: do you want MBAs telling you what to do? economists? Psychologists? MDs?

      I think I'd prefer the latter two; they'd care about employee well-being and stress (or at least have it in mind). MDs at the very least know about bedside manners and (at least those I know personally, and at my university, and my anecdotal evidence etc.) take a class called "Health Psychology". Exactly what that encompasses I don't know, but I conjecture that one take-home point is that happy people do better. There's an entire branch network sprouting off from the label "business psychology" (I hope my translation from the Danish word I know does it justice).

      Don't dis the application of science(s) to the business of managing businesses based on one guy doing it horribly wrong ;)

      There's of course the meta-scientific question: what are the likely outcomes of applying certain kinds and items of scientific knowledge to this endeavor? I don't know the answer, but it'd be interesting for "them" to direct their gaze towards themselves.

    5. Re:Makes me think of Frederick Taylor by westlake · · Score: 1
      When I read things like this, I'm always reminded of Frederick Taylor.

      Taylor belongs to the era of industrial labor:

      1. Replace rule-of-thumb work methods with methods based on a scientific study of the tasks.
      2. Scientifically select, train, and develop each employee rather than passively leaving them to train themselves.
      3. Provide "Detailed instruction and supervision of each worker in the performance of that worker's discrete task"
      4. Divide work nearly equally between managers and workers, so that the managers apply scientific management principles to planning the work and the workers actually perform the tasks.

      Frederick Winslow Taylor

      This makes perfect sense if you want to safely and efficiently manage a production line.

      Build a bridge.

      Tasks that may employ thousands or tens of thousands of workers.

      It's important to listen to what a welder has to say about his job. But you can't let him make the big decisions.

      That may compromise the structure or delay its completion.

    6. Re:Makes me think of Frederick Taylor by khallow · · Score: 1

      Sadly, figuring out the "optimal" and "perfect" workers will, like my .sig says, make us realise just what it was that made us human, instead of just robots.

      Imperfection is greatness; War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength.

      I guess I don't think much of your sig.

    7. Re:Makes me think of Frederick Taylor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really should read Taylor's book: The Principles of Scientific Management. It's available from http://www.gutenberg.org/browse/authors/t#a2055 Most of his ideas are actually very reasonable. Taylor's ideas were founded not only in scientific measurements, but also in common sense - and he mostly focused on work like assembly lines and simple crafts, not anything resembling knowledge work. I doubt he would have liked this idea as it has several obvious flaws (that have already been pointed out) despite being "scientific".

    8. Re:Makes me think of Frederick Taylor by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "It is quite a logical outcome of our increasing reliance on scientific principles to explain and analyse our world. I find it ironic that many /. members would hate this approach of analysing workers, yet its roots lie in our reliance on science to breakdown, label, categorise, and figure out how we and our world works. In the same way psychology, neuroscience, and other mind-related fields were bastardised to figure out how to manipulate the human mind to makes us consume, the computer sciences will be used in a similar fashion to make us behave a certain way: if you don't want to get fired, you need to make sure what you do conforms to their model.

      Sadly, figuring out the "optimal" and "perfect" workers will, like my .sig says, make us realise just what it was that made us human, instead of just robots."

      It's not science that makes us do these things, it's the economic culture and institutions which we've inherited. The whole idea of economic efficiency is in fact a farce, einstein realized the negative effects of our economy on human beings, so much so he wrote an essay entitled "Why socialism?" in 1949

      http://www.monthlyreview.org/598einstein.php

      "In addition, the experience which has accumulated since the beginning of the so-called civilized period of human history hasâ"as is well knownâ"been largely influenced and limited by causes which are by no means exclusively economic in nature. For example, most of the major states of history owed their existence to conquest. The conquering peoples established themselves, legally and economically, as the privileged class of the conquered country. They seized for themselves a monopoly of the land ownership and appointed a priesthood from among their own ranks. The priests, in control of education, made the class division of society into a permanent institution and created a system of values by which the people were thenceforth, to a large extent unconsciously, guided in their social behavior. "

    9. Re:Makes me think of Frederick Taylor by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Positivist in the sense it is managed based on observable and measurable phenomena?

      No, posivistic in the sense of bureaucratizing human cognition. Some other posters have pointed out that a good manager should know his/her subordinates. This is true, but how does the manager pass that information onto his superiors?

      As for "measurable", positivists are fond of assigning numerical values to attributes, but whether those attributes (such as communicativeness) and values (number of emails) have much to do with determining an employee's value to the company is an issue that positivists gloss over.

      And what do you mean by "phenomena"?

  39. Hack Your Score by BinBoy · · Score: 1

    > The people copied most often, Cataphora concludes, are thought leaders.

    If your company adopts this system, stop working so hard and start sending out funny emails and internet memes. Then sit back and enjoy your pay raises as everyone forwards your emails.

  40. What's the Life of Brian line? by smchris · · Score: 1

    "God bless the meek." "Oh, that's nice. They have a devil of a time of it." This shouldn't help.

    Actually, what's really scary is it's five minutes in the future from Cory Doctorow's Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom where a person thrives by his cumulative online "Whuffie".

  41. Useful to convince under performers by Fjan11 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've worked in management positions and I don't really need advice on who my most valuable employees are. But I wouldn't mind having this data to show to underperformers. It's sometimes hard to convince individuals that they are not as good as they think they are.

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    1. Re:Useful to convince under performers by dougwhitehead · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So basically, you are saying you want a club to beat people with. That way you can choose who gets the beating.

      Most of the discussion here is about determining whether the metric is actually valuable.

    2. Re:Useful to convince under performers by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "I've worked in management positions and I don't really need advice on who my most valuable employees are."

      That's what you think. Now, probe it (even to yourself).

    3. Re:Useful to convince under performers by Fjan11 · · Score: 1

      That's putting it bluntly, but yes. Used incorrectly and/or in the wrong hands this would be bad, but that goes for any management tool. The reason most people in the discussion are focussing on how it applies to them is probably because most of them are not in a management position.

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    4. Re:Useful to convince under performers by dougwhitehead · · Score: 1

      Here is a novel concept, how about telling the bad employee how they under perform? One of the hallmarks of lazy manager is when one polls the employees who didn't get excellent performance review marks and they all fail for exactly the same reason.

      If it were a good metric of performance, it would not require the right hands to determine who gets the beating.

    5. Re:Useful to convince under performers by SlashRdr · · Score: 1

      I can see it being useful to discourage people from hoarding information for job security and promote sharing to help make the other people on a given team more productive. (Assuming the analysis is sophisticated enough to avoid being easily gamed and gives enough detail for managers to drill down into).

    6. Re:Useful to convince under performers by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Here is a novel concept, how about telling the bad employee how they under perform?

      Perhaps you, er, they underperform by virtue of being unable to read? Like the bit where Fjan11 says "It's sometimes hard to convince individuals that they are not as good as they think they are."

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    7. Re:Useful to convince under performers by dougwhitehead · · Score: 1

      And how is "the computer says you suck" helpful in any way. Unless you can communicate what sorts of behavior are wrong and how to improve...

  42. Dehumanizing the workforce by multimediavt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Am I the only one very, very disturbed by this type of analysis? To reduce a human being down to a statistical average and use that in hiring and termination practices is just utterly ridiculous. A person is worth more than the sum of their quantifiable parts! I agree that there are far too many people that are either deadwood within an organization or have no business being managers of areas that they have little to no background within, but there are people out there that excel at areas they have no background in (mostly because their thought processes function differently than others, i.e. thinking outside the box) and have the ability to cut across quantifiable boundaries and contribute to an organization's goals in immeasurably positive ways.

    This is a horrible idea and will backfire on those that implement it. Mark my words, the first person to be wrongly terminated because of this practice is going to ream the hell out the company that does it. You cannot quantify the human element in an equation. They will ALWAYS surprise you!

    1. Re:Dehumanizing the workforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole goal of projects like these is to help identify who the deadwood is. That means that if you're not deadwood, this would be good for you, if it worked.

      Is this particular implementation flawed? Probably. The hope is that this sort of research could lead to something that works. When that happens, any company that has access to the technology will suddenly be a meritocracy again.

      I find that far preferable to the social dominance rituals we have now.

    2. Re:Dehumanizing the workforce by khallow · · Score: 1

      Mark my words, the first person to be wrongly terminated because of this practice is going to ream the hell out the company that does it.

      How can you be wrongfully terminated in this instance? I bet that's one of the drivers for this technology. Completely objective means for firing people. Means that as long as the manager and other people involved in the firing process follow procedure, the company is well protected from law suits.

    3. Re:Dehumanizing the workforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A person is worth more than the sum of their quantifiable parts!

      Quite frequently, they're worth less.

    4. Re:Dehumanizing the workforce by Maelwryth · · Score: 1

      "To reduce a human being down to a statistical average and use that in hiring and termination practices is just utterly ridiculous."

      Ahhhhh! Elections.
      Sorry. I just had to say it. :)

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  43. the end is nigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Humanity will destroy itself not by the bomb, but it's compulsion to micro-manage every detail of living.

  44. Numerical measures are worse than useless by hey! · · Score: 1

    to those who lack understanding.

    The point of a company is that it is a system. Productivity is an emergent property, and individual productivity is dependent on putting that individual's talents to best use. True, if you can't figure out how to do this, you should let that person go. But that doesn't mean you should use statistics to run your business like a fantasy football franchise.

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  45. Yeah... Sure... by Hartree · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I currently do chemistry work that I report on paper to get entered by others or tell verbally to someone by phone. I think I've sent three emails at work so far this year.

    By this measure I am of no value and a temp who does data entry is a national treasure. (That may be true, but it doesn't follow from this analysis.)

    Guess I'll have to start responding to those weekly email tag fests of "who is going to bring what to the Friday pot-luck lunch". It may up my stats, but it'll probably add to my waistline.

  46. What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What id the system concludes that the CEO or several senior managers are worthless?
    Those results will be just ignored or...?

  47. For the purposes of my annual review, by mkcmkc · · Score: 0, Redundant

    please also consider my valuable contribution to this discussion:

    Elephants are large land mammals of the order Proboscidea and the family Elephantidae. There are three living species: the African Bush Elephant, the African Forest Elephant and the Asian Elephant (also known as the Indian Elephant). Other species have become extinct since the last ice age, the Mammoths, dwarf forms of which may have survived as late as 2,000 BC,[1] being the best-known of these. They were once classified along with other thick skinned animals in a now invalid order, Pachydermata.

    Elephants are the largest land animals.[2] The elephant's gestation period is 22 months, the longest of any land animal. At birth it is common for an elephant calf to weigh 120 kilograms (260 lb). They typically live for 50 to 70 years, but the oldest recorded elephant lived for 82 years.[3] The largest elephant ever recorded was shot in Angola in 1956. This male weighed about 12,000 kilograms (26,000 lb),[4] with a shoulder height of 4.2 metres (14 ft), a metre (yard) taller than the average male African elephant.[5] The smallest elephants, about the size of a calf or a large pig, were a prehistoric species that lived on the island of Crete during the Pleistocene epoch.[6]

    The elephant has appeared in cultures across the world. They are a symbol of wisdom in Asian cultures and are famed for their memory and intelligence, where they are thought to be on par with cetaceans[7] and hominids.[8] Aristotle once said the elephant was "the beast which passeth all others in wit and mind"[9]. The word "elephant" has its origins in the Greek á¼ÎÎÏαÏ, meaning "ivory" or "elephant".[10]

    Healthy adult elephants have no natural predators[11], although lions may take calves or weak individuals.[12][13] They are, however, increasingly threatened by human intrusion and poaching. Once numbering in the millions, the African elephant population has dwindled to between 470,000 and 690,000 individuals according to a March 2007 estimate.[14] While the elephant is a protected species worldwide, with restrictions in place on capture, domestic use, and trade in products such as ivory, CITES reopening of "one time" ivory stock sales, has resulted in increased poaching. Certain African nations report a decrease of their elephant populations by as much as two-thirds, and populations in certain protected areas are in danger of being eliminated[15] Since recent poaching has increased by as much as 45%, the current population is unknown (2008).[16]
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    * 1 Taxonomy and evolution
    o 1.1 African Elephant
    o 1.2 Asian Elephant
    * 2 Physical characteristics
    o 2.1 Trunk
    o 2.2 Tusks
    o 2.3 Teeth
    o 2.4 Skin
    o 2.5 Legs and feet
    o 2.6 Ears
    * 3 Biology and behavior
    o 3.1 Social behavior
    o 3.2 Intelligence
    o 3.3 Senses
    o 3.4 Self-awareness
    o 3.5 Communication
    o 3.6 Diet

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  48. Re:About that "Quants" link. by sjames · · Score: 1

    Theodp's ignorant comment about "quants" and mathmatical ignores one of the primary thing I have heard repeated about the blame being put on mathmatical modeling for the financial crisis. Namely, that it is not that mathmatical modeling was used but rather that only one mathmatical model was used by everyone.

    That's just the tip of the iceberg and in part is meant to deflect blame. They want to make the problem seem diffuse and systemic (spread the blame thin enough and it lands on nobody) rather than sharply defined and individual.

    The problem was that the mathematical model had only limited historical data to draw from and so, only limited predictive power but it was ignorantly applied as if it's predictive power was limitless by people who didn't actually understand how it worked in the first place, much less why (or even THAT) it could go spectacularly wrong. This in spite of the model's inventor himself cautioning that it wasn't strong enough to be used the way they were using it.

    Each and every person who used that tool had a duty to understand it well and to use it properly. Each and every one of them individually failed to do so.

    Their managers each individually had the responsibility to weed out those who didn't use their tools properly. Each and every one of THEM individually did the opposite. They weeded out the guys who DID understand the limitations of the tools because they kept saying unpopular things like TANSTAAFL and you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear.

    Some of them did that because they are/were incompetent but well connected boobs (exactly the sort of people that the model in TFA will select for retention) who never should have been in charge of other people's money and some because they were ethically challenged and figured they would be rich and long gone by the time it all crashed.

    Naturally, they would much prefer that we blame systemic effects that would be difficult for them to have individually seen for the meltdown rather than blame each of them individually for failing to heed clear warnings and for putting their individual greed ahead of the entire world's well being.

  49. I can smell this from a mile away by hyades1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does anybody doubt for a minute that the first thing managers will do is exempt themselves from being evaluated this way? The only thing this "tool" will be used for is to intimidate employees at evaluation time, or when they're looking for a raise.

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  50. Not so much the models, it's the users... by namespan · · Score: 1

    The above rhetorical question implies, the submitter/editor disagree with mathematical methods.

    Actually, I think the basic objection may not be so much modeling itself as putting models in the hands of "professionals" who routinely do things like ask for 5+ years of Java Development experience... in 1998.

    There's an argument floating around that what caused the financial system mess wasn't so much the mathematical models and the quants who invented them, but the higher ups who built on them as tools without understanding them. It doesn't take a lot of imagination or, unfortunately, a ton of experience, to visualize suits and mid-level management who *may* get the broad details (more likely may not) of a model but be completely lacking in the expertise to really wrap their head around the stuff.

    With HR? I guarantee you it will be worse. Human Resources is a barely skilled profession, and the kind of people who work it are nearly to a person EXACTLY the kind of people who simply do not have the equipment to understand the principles behind and limits of a mathematical model. They're more the kind of people who are likely to say "these are the rules, that's what the system says, here are the dictated consequences."

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  51. Re:About that "Quants" link. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    Please Read The Black Swan, for reasons why you are wrong.

  52. Against synergies. by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Arguing that you can just mash people together and get "synergies" is like arguing that you can put Van Gogh and Rembrant on a team to make a better painting, can put the Rolling Stones and Beatles into a single band and get a better album. They are just -different- things and the whole idea of synergies is really about simplification and eliminating those important local differences that serve to identify products. I'm not the one that looks for simplicity - it is the merger and mba types that just slam businesses together as if they can so easily be put together.

    For some good examples of colossal mergers that failed, read up on the merger of PRR and NY Central. Railroads can't be different, there's synergies on the routes... all wrong. There's been plenty of disasters since then.

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  53. Number 23546 reporting in... by WoollyMittens · · Score: 1

    My answer to any employer who tries these shenanigans on me: "Treat me like a number again and I'll treat you like an animal." I only work with friends.

  54. Corporates Care Most about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its profit, dumbass.

  55. number crunching signifying nothing by dougwhitehead · · Score: 1

    My real problem with this approach is that since it is an objective measurement, it implies that it is meaningful. But if it is useful as you said, it is merely a blunt instrument used to force employees to shut up and sit down without relaying how they fail.

    I expect more from management, and yes, I have written my fair share of performance reviews.

  56. Doomed to repeat history? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't letting computer programs "assigning" numbers to things what led to the last few stock market collapses?

  57. Corporate Fiefdoms by PPH · · Score: 1

    Having worked for a number of big companies, I've noticed that managers tend to keep tight control over information flows into and out of their groups. The productive employee who doesn't have an interest in corporate ladder climbing stays in their cubicle, doing the work. The boss sends the group idiot or management wannabe off to the meetings to disseminate all of the information. That way, if a competition between managers for the most productive groups arises within the company, managers can prevent their key employees from being picked up by competing groups. This policy is also supported by HR departments to prevent internal markets in employees from developing and bidding their wages up.

    Scott Adams discussed an idea related to this with his Dilbert Principle. The best employees are kept on the shop floor where they do productive work. The screw-ups are promoted up the management ladder.

    These practices have been in place for all of the decades that I've been in the working world and, certainly, since the beginnings of the corporation. As TFA states, the data mining techniques fail to capture the wisdom exchanged at the water cooler. Assuming that the source of knowledge is anonymized in official company communications, how do they identify its true origins?

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  58. Snake oil by janwedekind · · Score: 1

    It's partially the job of the management to establish communication and to create a proper working environment. Data mining is just another attempt to make decisions without having to understand the projects which the company has taken on. Throwing a dice would be much more straightforward and less disruptive to the moral of the workers.

  59. point, counterpoint by MellowTigger · · Score: 1

    "Certain employees produce chunks of data - whether words or software code - that later pop up in other messages. The people copied most often, Cataphora concludes, are thought leaders."
    - quote from the article

    "Oh my god! Did you hear what Larry did? He told Mark that our blue-spotted widget is garbage and that hiding behind the good reviews that Mark paid for isn't going to keep our investors in the dark for long. Can you believe it? Do you know if Sarah or the q/a team has heard yet? Can you imagine what the boss is going to say when he gets word of this? Wow!
    - email from A.N.Y. corporation

  60. Re:About that "Quants" link. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    more nonsense! Yes a single model was used by everyone, but more importantly thefools thought that the random error could be modeled when they knew the error wasn't random. They knew that they were modeling the number defaults by unqualified people with models with that assumed they were qualified and that the default rates were identical. The "quants", ie., fake mathematicians and statisticians, were in it for the money and the h**l with what happened

  61. This PARTICULAR system looks like it sucks by mschuyler · · Score: 1

    but even Slashdot has a mathematical modeling system to judge the quality of postings. I'd say /.'s is one of the better within the context of 'forum posting judging systems' because it takes a combination of member feedback over time to judge karma (reputation) and specific feedback on a post to judge a particular post. Plus, members can disagree and, to some extent, override an initial bad mark. On other 'forum posting judging systems' you either get points for ANY post, no matter how innane, or no points or recognition at all for a post that may have taken you hours to prepare. I prefer slashdot's method myself, even though the alogorithms are shrouded in secrecy.

    The fact is, I would LIKE some sort of objective evaluation system to get away from the subjective prattlings and insecurities of management that does not appreciate, understand, recognize, or even WANT good work. I would love some hard data to present which proved my contribution to the company exceeded most everyone else's contributions. Designing a system that truly did this is, of course, the major issue.

    But here's a situation where one has been used successfully in court suits to prove discrimination. In the case I remember it was a female academic who had not been promoted into a tenured position where certain males had. The metric used in court was the number of times the female's papers had been cited by other papers and sources compared to the males. Given that academia works on a 'publish or perish' model of promotion, this was deemed an appropriate metric to show her contribution to her field as evidenced by others who had cited her work in their own efforts. I believe there was enough evidence to show discrimination and she won the case.

    So, don't throw all metrics out because someone can design a bad system.

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  62. Impacts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am so glad i No longer work for That largE empLoyer that would probably use this method to rate their employees. The method that they currently use is already screwed up and manipulated enough by conniving employees, I could just imagine how honest hard workers would get screwed over by this bs.

  63. from the adding value department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and the guy who thinks he is "adding value" by sending the me-too replies and other nonsense shows up as the bigge4st gilded turd in the company.

    i constantly see crap like
    "Thanks [coworker]"
    "did you see this?" (addressed to coworker)
    "[coworker] can you look at this?" (the dude is oncall and already investigating!!
    "I think [coworker] is working on this" CC:[coworker] even though we are ALL ON THE ALIAS THAT THE MAIL CAME IN ON!

    yeah, go on and add value, you ass-hat!

  64. Gaming the system by blueforce · · Score: 1

    Wow, so the first round of people subjected to this scrutiny get screwed. But come the next round of reviews everyone will have figured out how to game the system and cluttered inboxes with drivel to get a big, dark circle. Makes sense to me.

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  65. How many good managers have you known? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For me, half a dozen in a lifetime of consulting. Usually, their managers were intellectually hobbled in multiple dimensions, so their contributions were wasted.

    Almost always, their manager's manager, the VP or Directory, were worse.

    Given the frequency of good managers in the population of managers, the amount of superior training of such managers (HP and IBM are standouts here), companies can't possibly scale.

  66. The best companies use HR as QA on managers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > The best companies don't have HR,

    Wrong. IBM and other serious companies are very systematic in collecting info and opinions from subordinates and peers about a manager's effectiveness. Not many morons make it to Director level in these companies, while I continue to meet CEOs here in Silicon Valley who couldn't manage a kids sandbox.

  67. In defense of the practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm no fan of Microsoft's products but they employ a huge number of very smart and highly compensated employees. They have very smart people in HR too.

    Understanding how all of those people contribute and interact is an interesting challenge. There is nothing wrong with studying it. So much depends on how you apply the data. And those smart employees will game the system.

  68. Hehehe... by zmollusc · · Score: 1

    ... is this the first example of an email worm implemented in wetware?

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  69. The Numerati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stephen Baker wrote a book about this:
    http://www.amazon.com/Numerati-Stephen-Baker/dp/0618784608/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1237149821&sr=8-1

  70. "cake in room 3b" by spasm · · Score: 1

    So I guess this means that that complete idiot in the building across town who insists on bccing 2/3 of the organization to let us all know there's leftover cake in room 3b will shortly be promoted to head of innovative activities.

    Oh, and that I'll be fired because 90% of the ideas I'm working on began as (completely undocumented) conversations with people from random other departments at the local bar, not as email conversations.

    Anyway, time to start polishing the CV and looking for another place to work which isn't driven by total idiocy..

  71. Don't blame the statistics ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... blame the people who abuse them.

    A statistic is just that - in this case it is a summary of one aspect of how valuable a human is to the organization.

    I think in spite of all this negativity in the discussion, we should take a bigger picture and be a bit more open. This approach appears to be in its infancy, and there is no guarantee that a data mined statistic might not be useful in the end - there is nothing wrong for HR to experiment.

    So long as HR managers can keep this in mind and remember that a number is just a number, and not the end all of deciding a person's worth we will still be in good hands. If not, maybe you might want to work for a different company :-)

  72. So what about me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work as a systems administrator for around 300 computers.

    I don't talk very much, and stay in my office most of the time.

    I am not very good at non-verbal communication, and people have always seen me as odd. I once heard a coworker comment to another "Look at him; it's like he's autistic."

    The person I replaced had left his office stacked to the ceiling full of boxes, and had left everything disorganized. On the day I started, literally half of the office was inaccessible.

    I've only been working at my job for a few months, but in that time, I've implemented several systems to automate work, and set up remote desktop so I can manage all of their computers remotely. I've made my office basically paperless and have helped other employees change their offices to be paperless, too.

    At this point my office is almost empty, and because of the systems I've put in place, there is a lot of downtime in my job. I've been complimented many times for keeping everything working so well.

    Are employees' non-verbal communication skills a good metric when employees are entirely capable of doing their respective jobs without much communication? I don't think so.

  73. Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for apple, and this has been something they've done for a long time. All employees are graded on a 1-10 scale. Those in the bottom 20% are encouraged for firing, and all of them below 5 are glared at with scrutiny.

  74. What is good for the goose is good for the gander. by OldHawk777 · · Score: 1

    Apply the same tools from low level management to C*O, Boards, politicians... and the proof will be of far greater value to US, EU....

    When everything is FUBAR economics, politics, education, religion....
    Who had no obvious fracken value for good economics, government, dogma....
    Who are the same fracken fools waiting at home-plate to claim a touchdown.

    We are victims of rape, the same serial rapists of many past economic blunders.
    We are victims of abusive plutocrats that see themselves as victimized.
    We are victims of entitled aristocratic calling welfare-economics capitalism.

    We are the victims of economic credit/debit lynchings, not capital.
    The entitled plutocrats are corporate welfare-economist not capitalist.
    When the same parts/dogma continuously fail our economic engine for decades,
    causing economic catastrophes for posterity maybe the dogma/parts are just
    bullshit-spin and rhetoric that need to be replaced NOW!

    Con-gressional politics as always usual and sad.
    CPAC = Corporatist Political Action Committee
    DPAC = Dogmatist Political Action Committee

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  75. The edges do not make the node by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 1

    This model makes the CEO's secretary just as or more important than the CEO.

  76. Corporate Metrics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hasn't anyone every heard of Hyperion. The top corporations in the Silicon Valley all have charts with peoples heads on them. Either your produce or your out. No bullshitting allowed.

  77. trusting bad models can be worse than a hunch by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    I have no aversion to mathematical models: I'm an AI researcher with a large focus on machine learning, so it's of course in my interest that lots and lots of people use such models.

    But as someone who develops them, it also shocks me what people actually use them for. The hardest part of a complex problem is not usually applying a statistical algorithm, of which there are a lot, many of whose properties are pretty well understood. Rather, it's figuring out how to pose your problem as a statistical one in a way that is remotely valid. Also, getting good data is a big stumbling block.

    It's remarkably hard to do this for complex problems; the level of complexity at which modeling is really well understood is not all that high. And your results are worse than useless if you don't even have a data set to begin with whose properties you understand.

    In this case, I'd say lack of any data to start with would be the first stumbling block. Is it actually understood what properties of workers are good for the long-term interests of an organization? How do you even define "good", what is your notion of "long-term", and does this vary by organization? Sure, represent worker X as a 20-dimensional vector of numbers; I don't inherently have a problem with that. But how are you predicting the response variable likelihood_of_excellence(X) from that? Do you have some magical labeled data set of 10,000 workers and their long-term excellence values?

  78. Human Capital by quaero_notitia · · Score: 1

    My experience interviewing in the recent job market is that HR is now HC, or Human Captial. As I was told by the last young lady who corrected me when I mistakenly called her department HR instead of HC: "it is a modernization change that will allow the organization to better measure the output of each individual resource at all levels." I declined a second interview when she wasn't able to provide the metrics under which I was going to be evaluated as a resource because the new changes were still being implemented and refined.
       

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  79. this reminds me ... by hany · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of a story from a bank few years ago:

    A software company has developed a trading system for the bank. One of bank mid-managers was very keen of the product and supported it strongly because it was going to have a nice feature: reports about all the trades on per employee basis so that at the and of month, year, whatever it would be very easy to see who make the most money for the bank (and who the least).

    His backing for the project ended abruptly right after the first month of the deployment of the product when the stat results were for him ... well, not very favourable.

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  80. Re:Rigor? Hairstyles reflect success by quaero_notitia · · Score: 1

    "promoting the guy with the right hairstyle"

    Well, I recently paid $350.00 for a Trump-doo and now I'm waiting for the moola to start rolling in. Been practicing my "you're fired" in the mirror too! Oh, where do they sell those gaudy ties?

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  81. Star Trek?? by interested+pyro · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who remembers the Voyager episode where the Doc was stolen and everybody on that planet has a "value"? it looks like we're gonna have to steal the Doc to teach the companies some sense!

  82. Welcome to Quanticorp! by ghostis · · Score: 1

    Where you're not just a name.. You're a number!

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    Computer Science is all about trying to find the right wrench to bang in the right screw. -T.Cumbo?
  83. Stupid metric are easy to game by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

    So if I work for IBM or Microsoft, every day I need to send an e-mail to the entire company saying what color socks I'm wearing and ask for others to tell me about their socks too. And then starting about 10:00am we can start planing who is going out to lunch and who has a car large enough for the group.