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Does Dell Know What Women Want In a Laptop?

Hugh Pickens writes "Finding the right approach for gender-specific marketing can be really tricky, said Andrea Learned, a marketing expert and author of Don't Think Pink — What Really Makes Women Buy. So when Dell recently took the wraps off a new Web site called Della, geared toward women, featuring tech 'tips' that recommended calorie counting, finding recipes, and watching cooking videos as ways for women to get the most from a laptop, a backlash erupted online, as both women and men described the Web site as 'ridiculous' and 'gimmicky.' Della's heavy emphasis on colors, computer accessories, dieting tips, and even the inclusion of a video about vintage shopping 'seems condescending to women consumers,' says Learned. Instead, Dell should have emphasized function and figured out ways to sell the netbooks that weren't clichéd and reliant on gender stereotypes. 'Some brands go too far with the girlie stuff,' Learned says. 'Della's marketing strategy sounds like it's advertising a purse. There's a level of consumer sophistication they're missing.'"

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  1. Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sorry to be politically-incorrect here. But just because some people find a certain stereotype demeaning doesn't necessarily make it a complete falsehood. Sure, it's stereotypical to say that women like pink, pretty accessories, shoes, knick-knacks they can put on a million shelves on the wall (instead of the movie posters that belong there), a pink cover on the toilet, decorative soaps, scented candles, etc., etc. But you know what? That "stereotype" effectively describes 4 out my 5 last girlfriends, my mother, all my aunts, and a solid majority of female friends I've had over the years.

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    1. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by wjousts · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That "stereotype" effectively describes 4 out my 5 last girlfriends.

      Your thinking like that might explain why they are no longer your girlfriends.

    2. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Hey, we didn't get these stereotypes out of thin air, most often any stereotype comes from observed reality of the actions/traits a certain strata of the population exhibits a great deal of the time.

      I really hate this PC era...everyone needs to lighten up a bit, learn to laugh at themselves, and others. Quit looking for a reason to be offended.

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    3. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by mc1138 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just because they're true doesn't mean they want to be reminded about them. It's like telling that girlfriend she should go on a diet, or that she looks fat in those jeans.

    4. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, I suspect that 2 of them are no longer my girlfriends because I stopped answering the phone when they called.

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    5. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Stop being a feminist douchebag. Wow someone has ex-girlfriends it must be his fault because he is not out there kissing ass and finding everything offending. Where do you think some stereotypes come from? There is a billion dollar marketing industry on what you may find offending so instead of trying to attack someone because you think his observations of misogynist (because thats everyone's favorite word these days) why not take a look at Madison avenue. Marketing isn't racist, sexist, evil, or good, it is just a cold calculating system designed to get your attention positively.

    6. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by zoloto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >> There's a level of consumer sophistication they're missing

      Actually, there's a level of sophistication missing period. In my experience, MOST people don't know wtf a computer does other than email, the "world wide web" and viruses. Targeting to a subset of those not in-the-know isn't anything new and these feminazis need to find something else to complain about.

    7. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by rackserverdeals · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, I suspect that 2 of them are no longer my girlfriends because I stopped answering the phone when they called.

      Oh, so you defend your use of a stereo type by promoting another stereotype that women like to talk on the phone way too much? :)

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    8. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by piripiri · · Score: 2, Funny

      OMG PINK LAPTOPS !

    9. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by iamhigh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Next time you buy groceries why don't you glance at all the mags at the checkout. Count how many have something about "Lose weight in 2 weeks" or "See how J-Lo dropped the pounds" or similar. Then come back and tell me again, sincerely, that women don't want to hear dieting tips.

      The op is right, we really have to lighten up. I am hoping eventually the world gets burned out on hearing about the "OH NOES - NOT P.C." stories and quits caring.

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    10. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by toQDuj · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "hear, all ye good people, hear what this brilliant and eloquent speaker has to say!" (from: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1489/why-do-people-say-hear-hear)

      Indeed, it appears too many people have too many long toes that, defying all normal laws of physics, appear to extend through the entire internet! Offense here, offense there, no more exclamations of fuck and damn, self-censorship and, ultimately, a bland, offenseless society which will take offense at the slightest of bumps in the bland.

      It all could improve with a little understanding (http://ted.com/ for your weekly dose of understanding).

      B.

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    11. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think your missing the point here
      a /. poster, with 5 girlfriends?

    12. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by kandela · · Score: 5, Insightful

      By marketing at stereotypes, you reinforce them. By treating women like they aren't tech savvy, you're making them feel uncomfortable about being tech savvy.

      If you think I'm talking nonsense then try this experiment. I assume you are a guy with a comment like that. So, go to the department store. Find and buy a pink jacket/shirt and wear it for a month. When someone comments, or asks why you are wearing pink, reply that you like the colour. Then after a month, come back to me and tell me how comfortable you felt about doing it.

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    13. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by smooth+wombat · · Score: 3, Funny

      or that she looks fat in those jeans.

      It's not the jeans that make you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat. (my apologies to whichever comedian I heard tell this joke)

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    14. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by JustinOpinion · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...but consider:

      • Stereotypes usually come from anecdotal sampling, rather than hard numbers. Why should we put stock in them?
      • A "kernel of truth" says nothing about the relative size of the effect. E.g. even if women prefer pink on average, how predictive is that statement for a particular female consumer? What are the error bars?
      • Even if a stereotype is correct, on average, using it as the basis for marketing is usually dumb because the group you are targeting may well be offended by the implication of the stereotype. Again, even if it is true, you may do more damage than good in using that marketing angle.
      • Even if a stereotype is correct in some context, that doesn't mean it translates to others. For instance even if women on average prefer pink, that doesn't mean they want pink laptops. Clothes tend to be aesthetic purchases, whereas laptops tend to be functional purchases. Thus the priority for a woman shopping for a laptop may be totally uncorrelated to color. (Or maybe it is correlated--but anecdotes and stereotypes do not suffice to make that determination.)
      • Stereotypes often arise from cultural forces and even "self-fulfilling prophecies". They are not necessarily intrinsic. From a marketing perspective, the provenance of a trend usually doesn't matter; but from a "treat people with respect" perspective it can be relevant. For instance the "blue=boy and pink=girl" motif is relatively recent. In fact some sources from the 1800s contend that pink is the correct clothing color for baby boys.
      • Stereotypes are frequently generalized illogically. E.g. "girls like pink; I saw I guy wearing a pink shirt yesterday; that guy must be girlie and weak" (this includes both the unfounded pink->girl and girl->weak assumptions).
      • Stereotypes describe one aspect of a class at the expense of others. E.g. maybe women on average like pink, but is that really the defining feature of that class? Is that the most pertinent thing to focus on? Even if true, the choice to focus on that trivializes the identity of the class.

      Point being: stereotypes are looked-down upon for a reason. They are spurious, frequently unhelpful, often downright wrong, and usually rather insulting.

    15. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by discord5 · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's like telling that girlfriend she should go on a diet, or that she looks fat in those jeans.

      Here's a tip that might save you of an evening of sleeping on the couch:

      The correct answer to "Do these pants make me look big?" is NOT "There's nothing wrong with those pants."

      Talk about having picture but no sound for an entire day.

    16. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd feel a bit uncomfortable wearing *any* shirt for a month. EEeew.

    17. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by Michael+Restivo · · Score: 3, Insightful
      What I find most revealing in your comment, which I think other posters should think more carefully about, is:

      that which society has tried to force on them

      When a person resists the expectations of our culture's gender socialization, we consider that person unconventional, non-conformist, deviant, or something of the sort.

      However, when a person adopts those gender expectations, we call that "natural."

      cheers, Mike

    18. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by smooth+wombat · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Then after a month, come back to me and tell me how comfortable you felt about doing it.

      I'm not the OP but I did wear a pink shirt for a while when I had to wear a tie. It was a very nice pink. Only one person asked me about the color and I had no problem telling them I liked the color of the shirt.

      That said, I also have a wonderful, no-longer-able-to-find tangerine-colored shirt which I wear in the cooler months. I would like to find more shirts like this but retailers, aside from not carrying clothes in my size, are more interested in grey, black and white than they are about splashy colors to liven up ones day.

      But that's just me. I'm still trying to find a neon-yellow shirt I saw at a store closeout but wasn't in my size. It's from a well known manufacturer but I haven't been able to find that shirt anywhere.

      While stereotypes, as others have pointed, are there for a reason, there are always exceptions to the rule.

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    19. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 5, Funny

      a /. poster, with 5 girlfriends?

      Yep. They're called Thumb, Index, Middle, Ring and Pinky.

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    20. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by ladybugfi · · Score: 5, Informative

      Next time you buy groceries why don't you glance at all the mags at the checkout. Count how many have something about "Lose weight in 2 weeks" or "See how J-Lo dropped the pounds" or similar. Then come back and tell me again, sincerely, that women don't want to hear dieting tips.

      ...but we generally don't want to hear them from our boyfriends when we try out new outfits.

      There's time, place and a good way of bringing up potentially unpleasant issues, telling your spouse that "you look fat in those jeans" is not going to net you any karma points.

    21. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by MadKeithV · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Indeed, I think the following Einstein quote applies:

      Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

    22. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by Spazztastic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I say kernel of truth be damned. I'm not your stereotypical geek and I would be sickened if I was marketed to as such.

      That's because the marketing companies don't know how to market correctly to geeks. They think the word "geek" applies to people who use MacBooks, drive hybrids, sip a cup of overpriced coffee while wearing their designer glasses and twitter everything insignificant in their lives.

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    23. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm not even married, but I know that when my GF asks if she looks fat in those jeans, the correct answer is "Of course not, dear". The jeans have nothing to do with it. (I'm sure glad she doesn't read /.)

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    24. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by MoonBuggy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think anyone's particularly saying they're offended, just that the marketing scheme is a bit of a joke.

      Imagine they made a website targeting a male stereotype, showing a laptop being used in some sports context on a backdrop of explosions and guitar riffs. I can only assume the average Slashdotter would chuckle and treat it as if it were marketing to 'dumb jocks', pointing out that it didn't even mention the technical merits of the machine. We wouldn't be offended, but I think most people here would look down on the site with something between disdain and pity. I expect the phrase "How stupid do they think we are?" would come up, with people wondering why one wouldn't just buy it on the normal Dell site where actual product comparisons are available.

      That's what people are saying here - not that it's deeply offensive, just that the level of sophistication is laughable and that talking down to one's customers is a quick way to lose them.

    25. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by c6gunner · · Score: 5, Funny

      So what's the correct answer? How about:

      "Yes, but it's ok because it takes attention away from your hair."

    26. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, one of my favorite shirts is pink, you insensitive clod!

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    27. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by sopssa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I really doubt their intention is to target and stereotype all women in the world. They're targeting a niche, and to be honest, lots of girls like those things. If they dont, they dont need to use or buy it. Simple as that. Hell, it would be kind of kinky to see a girl with similar gaming, entertainment and programming equipment to mine.

      However, lots of girls I've seen and dated (including my current girlfriend) would like those, despite the fact that they also like lots of different things. But men and women do see and act to things differently usually, so its good someone also tries to market to that 'niche' (I wouldn't really call it a niche tho).

      Also lots of girls aren't tech savvy. Yes, there's girls that are (wohoo), but men generally are way more interested in technology and such. Or why do you think men have to get the biggest, loudest and latest TV sets with hifi sounds, while most girls are ok with some normal tv if they can just watch it (and not bother too much with it)

      and btw, pink shirts have been in men's fashion for a few years. I doubt anyone comes comment about it.

    28. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by og_sh0x · · Score: 4, Funny

      You might think that you should just dump Thumb, the fat stumpy one. Don't do it! She's the only one who'll go around the back!

    29. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by kandela · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, I'm like you. I like bright colours in clothing. They do brighten my day.

      Still, when I first noticed that all my clothes were drab and started trying to address that, I had to overcome a lot of self consciousness about it. Now I just wish I could have the same colour range to choose from in clothes that women do.

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    30. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by houghi · · Score: 4, Funny
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    31. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by kseise · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The correct answer to "Do these pants make me look big?" is NOT "There's nothing wrong with those pants."

      I have put this issue to rest in my household by always answering yes. I don't even turnaround or give a quick look. This approach has worked for "Does this (whatever) make me look fat? Does this match?, Do I look OK?" etc. Don't even look, the issue is in her head and there is no correct answer. Once she knows that the answer will always be yes, she will just stop asking and figure it out for herself. Oh, and the answer to which shoe looks better is always the one on the right. Even if it is a flipper, stick with it. She will learn that you don't have an opinion. When she screams at you the first time, compliment her inner beauty.

    32. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by operagost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your argument sounds like a straw man. It's not that Dell's site assumed female buyers weren't tech savvy; it's that it focused on stereotypical female interests like cooking and decorating. Most PC marketing now is, ironically, not tech savvy no matter the sex of the target audience. Your pink shirt test would only tell us that Slashdotters would feel uncomfortable wearing pink. I assume you think pink==not tech savvy?

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    33. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by wisty · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I they advertised a car with nothing but explosions and guitar riffs, and no mention of the technical merits, I don't think anyone would be surprised.

      Why should computers be different?

    34. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Funny
      "Oh, so you defend your use of a stereo type by promoting another stereotype that women like to talk on the phone way too much? :)"

      Actually that one is true. Geez...I can get on a phone, say what I need and be off within minutes 99% of the time.

      The girls? They drone on, and on, and on...and on...usually repeating themselves multiple times. And this is when they are happy and in a good mood. God help you if they are wanting to talk about a problem them have. And yes, I did finally figure out, they just want to talk about it, they aren't looking for answers like guy does when he talks to a friend about problems...

      So, I just set the phone down and watch tv...picking it up occasionally to say "uh-huh" and throw in an occasional "I understand". That last one goes a LONG way on brownie points, and keeps you from having to listen or care....

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    35. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by kandela · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I assume you think pink==not tech savvy?

      No, I don't. The test is designed to make the slashdotters think about why "Slashdotters would feel uncomfortable wearing pink." Pink is just a colour but we have attached all sorts of stereotypes to it. Stereotypes many slashdotters might not feel comfortable with.

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    36. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "No, but a few nights on the couch. Where nobody will tear away the blankets, and since the couch is in the living room, I can watch TV until I fall asleep. The fridge with beer is also closer...."

      Wait...is this YOUR house you pay for?

      If it is...let her sleep on the couch, etc.

      Besides, don't you already have a TV in your bedroom? It isn't hard to put a beer fridge in there too...

      :)

      Geez guys, when you live with/marry a chick...you don't have to have a "spine-echtomy". Keep you balls and if they don't like something, let THEM leave the room, etc. Quit pussing out...

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    37. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by cashman73 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm still not sure why cooking is always lumped in with the stereotypical female thing. There's a lot of guys that are good cooks, and some of the best professional chefs you see on the food network are men. There are surveys out there that show that cooking is not just a female-dominated thing. Women are more likely to cook, "for the family", so it's more of their chore. Men are more likely to cook as a hobby, so they get into some of the more gourmet stuff. So I'd say this "stereotype" is "busted",...

    38. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by Vindicator9000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You obviously don't have a 2 year old niece then, who screams bloody murder if she gets anything that's not pink, and throws it at her little brother. We can't even wrap her presents in paper that's not pink... she won't open them. She wasn't taught that, and the family has tried not to encourage it, but that's just how she is. Hopefully she'll grow out of it.

    39. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I thought he accurately described his girlfriends in this sentence:

      "effectively describes 4 out my 5 last girlfriends, my mother, all my aunts"

    40. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by LotsOfPhil · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, I just set the phone down and watch tv...picking it up occasionally to say "uh-huh" and throw in an occasional "I understand". That last one goes a LONG way on brownie points, and keeps you from having to listen or care....

      Don't forget "I told you that bitch crazy."

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    41. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by Linker3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Slashdot geeks: putting the semen in basement since 1997.

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    42. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by FooRat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Stereotypes are actually almost always valid, and usually far more generally than we care to admit in our overly-PC times. But *marketing to the stereotype* is still demeaning not because it's necessarily factually incorrect, but because it's so *obvious* and patronising - *individuals* remain complex, and like to think of themselves as complex individuals, even when they do conform to stereotypes. In other words, a woman might love pink, but marketing that says "hey we made our product pink so we think you will love it because you're a woman" is offensive even to someone who loves pink because it *reduces* her to a stereotype and regards her as a simple-minded "ooh, see pink, must buy" creature, which isn't the truth. The average woman doesn't want a laptop "because it's pink and cute and Dell gave her dieting tips"; she wants it to do accounting for her business or writing invoices for customers or preparing reports for work etc. - if it happens to be pink, bonus.

      My last gf loved pink, incidentally, almost everything she bought was either pink or red.

    43. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My sister actually had a "no toy guns" rule in her house for my nephews, trying to keep them away from that "militaristic macho bullshit mentality" (as she put it). But she eventually gave it up after about the hundredth time she caught them making guns out of sticks and having their shootouts that way. Yes, some of our behaviors are indeed taught, but there is also an inherent physical difference between boys and girls that *generally* makes boys attracted to more aggressive behavior/games/toys and girls more attracted to more nurturing behavior/games/toys.

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    44. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At the extremes, say you get sick of petit-pois and decide pan-fried human liver would be nicer, then yes others will stop you, but you don't have to fit anyone's expectations.

      Or if you decide to live all together in a walled commune and sing songs about Jesus and own a lot of guns, the FBI will come and park a tank on top of your fire escape and set your building on fire with a flamethrower.

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    45. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by asdf7890 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I assume you are a guy with a comment like that. So, go to the department store. Find and buy a pink jacket/shirt and wear it for a month. When someone comments, or asks why you are wearing pink, reply that you like the colour. Then after a month, come back to me and tell me how comfortable you felt about doing it.

      Oddly enough pink was once considered a masculine colour, being derived from red which was considered a masculine colour because it is a visually strong colour. What changed thins I don't know, but it makes the point that gender based colour preference is basically just indoctrination by society. Fashion. Nothing more.

      The stereotype of women being far more concerned about bright shiny happy colours and such and men not caring seems to me to be one of those recursive attitudes - people behave that way because people think they should because other people behave that way, and the same in reverse (men not thinking that way (or trying to give that impression) because of what it might imply given the stereotype and their own prejudices). Circular thinking works because circular thinking works.

      Most of the women I know only behave in a particularly girlie way (oooh pink! and ponies!) deliberately, as they find pandering to the stereotype has uses in certain circles, and the younger girls in my family do so because they are essentially brought up to by the TV, their family, & their friends and haven't developed their own mind on the matter yet.

      Personally I don't like pink, wouldn't wear it, and generally think it looks right on other people either (even women, though to a lesser extent which shows I'm not beyond prejudice in that sense). Then again, I dislike teal almost as much. But what do I know, it is rare to see me ware anything other black or deep blue.

    46. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "'m still not sure why cooking is always lumped in with the stereotypical female thing. There's a lot of guys that are good cooks, and some of the best professional chefs you see on the food network are men. There are surveys [columbuswired.net] out there that show that cooking is not just a female-dominated thing. Women are more likely to cook, "for the family", so it's more of their chore. Men are more likely to cook as a hobby, so they get into some of the more gourmet stuff. So I'd say this "stereotype" is "busted",..."

      Actually, the women cooking thing is an OLD outdated stereo type from my experience.

      You are right, these days, men seem to be more into cooking, and the best chefs in the world are generally male.

      I dunno when it was exactly when women/moms stopped even knowing HOW to cook. I mean, the last 3-4 girls I've dated and passed on...their present day husbands need to thank me, I had to teach them how to cook and clean. Hell, I might just open an old fashioned 'finishing school' and try to make a little bread off the situation.

      I like to cook, it is as much a hobby to me as home brewing, tinkering around with computers, trying to play guitar a little, etc. I'm often shocked at how many people these days just do not cook home cooked meals, and eat out all the time.

      I didn't realize how bad it was till shortly after Katrina.

      I stayed at a friend of mine's house with his wife and 2 kids (aged about 10-11). He was having to work out of state, so it was just me and them. I was shocked how often they ate junk food. She would come home with the kids, and easily 4 out of 5 week nights, they had some kind of fast food with them...Sonic, McD's, Popeye's...etc. The other nights of the week, the 'home cooked meal' most of the time, was pre-packaged or frozen prepped stuff. Hell, the only time it seemed they got a from scratch meal was when "I" would cook for everyone rather than just myself (I offered to do this quite often, but, we were on slightly different schedules).

      I now understand why kids today are so obese. You rarely saw the fat kid in my day, but, now...it almost seems rare to see the odd fit kid running around. That the parents are walking tubs is a given. And I think it has a LOT to do with people not cooking, and to a large extent...mom's not cooking (yes, dad's should help too). Hell, when I was old enough growing up, "I" was directed to help start the family meals since I got home earlier from school than my parents did from their jobs. Both my parents worked, yet we had home cooked meals most of the time. Pizza or the fast food thing was an occasional treat.

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    47. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by DrLang21 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Before you get indignant, ask yourself this. Would you be offended if Dell put up a website marketing computers to guys talking about how they look up stuff about cars, boxing, and football? If yes, carry on. If not, then STFU.

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    48. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You are right, these days, men seem to be more into cooking, and the best chefs in the world are generally male.

      I blame the former on an overreaction against traditional gender roles. But the latter I blame on male-dominated society reinforcing stereotypes. As head chefs, women are generally greeted with derision, even by female owners and managers. This certainly has a chilling effect on entry into culinary academies by women. Put the two together, of course, and you certainly get a lot of men doing a lot of cooking. My Lady is a chef so I lucked out there, but I do end up doing pretty much all the dishes.

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    49. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by xaxa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was going to suggest UNIQLO, since their t-shirts are all in really bright colours, but their shirts are mostly blue, white and grey. And you're probably looking for something smart.

      My fancy school required me to wear a shirt and tie of my choosing (age 16-18). I didn't want to wear a white or blue shirt, like 95% of the rest, or black, like the other 4%. I eventually found shirts in bright orange, turquoise, yellow and lime green from Asda (i.e. Walmart) and Matalan (discount clothes store). They were crap quality, but then they did only cost £3 or so. They went well with the purple, blue or black ties.

      In Britain at the moment there's a fashion/subculture called "New Rave" that's mostly about dressing in very bright clothes. Some of the specialist shops for that fashion have really bright shirts, but the fabric/cut is going to be quite casual.

    50. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by story645 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      they aren't looking for answers like guy does when he talks to a friend about problems...

      Can I be friends with those guys, 'cause most of the ones I know are as ranty as the girls I know. I've found length(interpersonal problems)> length(anything else) across genders. Basically, if it's an easy problem with a fast solution (like how to code something or where to find something) the conversation is always short and if it's a problem with a teammate/girlfriend/etc. the speaker doesn't really want to hear (they don't really care in some ways) the solution, they just want a sounding board and agreement that "X is a total bastard".

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    51. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by value_added · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Point being: stereotypes are looked-down upon for a reason. They are spurious, frequently unhelpful, often downright wrong, and usually rather insulting.

      Time for a Pop Quiz. Which of the following is an endangered species?

      a) The drinking Irish;
      b) Boys that like to break things;
      c) Girls that like dolls;
      d) Men who enjoy sports; or
      e) Women who like pink and appreciate flowers.

      It's a trick question. The correct answer is "All of the above."

      Dunno about you, but I repeatedly meet all the above, along with black men who are good at basketball, black women that are quick to argue, Asians who can't drive, Catholics that love to fuck, Jews that complain, Mexicans who work hard but don't value schedules, and Nigerians who spam. And, interestingly enough, there's no shortage of politically correct white guys acknowleding the value of diversity while espousing contradictory (and hand-wavy) notions of equality.

      Life's more interesting when you celebrate differences. And if the continuing popularity of comedians like Don Rickles is any indication, a helluvalot more fun.

    52. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by Tarsir · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's true, you don't need "hard numbers" for everything. But maybe having them for your incredibly expensive marketing campaign would be a good idea. Furthermore, a lot of knowledge that comes from simple and consistent observation is flawed. For example, when you walk outside, can you see the curvature of the Earth?

    53. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by cecille · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Therein lies the complaint though. There are tonnes of people out there (men and women alike) who know next to nothing about computers. I can't tell you the number of times I get the all-encompassing question "what laptop should I buy?", and it's not just from women. Non-tech people can have trouble really evaluating their needs and finding a good machine at a good price point to do that. So yeah, it makes sense for Dell to put up a site that HAS tech tips for non-tech people and to advertise their small, lightweight computers for people that don't need to lug around a 10 pound 17-inch screen behemoth when all they're looking to do is check their email.

      BUT, the thing that kind of rubs me the wrong way is the converse idea that if they have a women's site, that the main site is therefore the men's site and if you want to buy a computer that has some guys behind it and isn't covered in flowers then you make your way over to the manly men's site and buy it there. I mean, yeah, stereotypes probably exist for a reason and we've talked enough about the gender gap in computers to know that women in general are less into computer fields. But why do they feel the need to play into that stereotype so heavily? Especially since a lot of people who buy from Dell could probably benefit from their non-techie-type articles, not just the women.

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    54. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth by Peganthyrus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, hey, I know a lot of transwomen who are total nerds. I mean, one is a malware researcher who regularly spends hours of her life staring at raw x86 disassemblies. If you're not hung up on breeding, some transchicks make pretty awesome girlfriends for the slashdot type.

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  2. If it sells laptops... by GordonCopestake · · Score: 3, Insightful

    why wouldn't Dell do it? It may be gender biased and un-pc but if it the amount of sales outweighs the cost of creating the website then it's done it's job. Business 101

    1. Re:If it sells laptops... by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, it's "Della" the site for Della Street and not Gloria Steinem or that MacKinnon nutbag.

      Plenty of women fit the Della mold. Plenty others don't.

      Like someone else said: I don't get my panties in a bunch about ESPN and Alienware.

      Freedom to not be a fluffy bunny also inherently implies a freedom to be one as well.

      This is something that "feminists" as opposed to genuine egaltarians generally fail to realize.

      They will also freely apply the same BS to men that they would object to being applied to themselves.

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  3. Eurgh by DavidR1991 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I hate stuff like this - it makes me cringe. Same with video games that are overtly aimed at girls. I mean, fair enough, target audience - but for crying out loud, don't just soil the thing in stereotypes.

    Keep it subtle in multiple directions, and you open up to multiple target audiences (including women) rather than targetting one area poorly, and driving it away

    1. Re:Eurgh by ericspinder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Playing a little to stereotypes isn't awful, but when it becomes a characterization of that stereotype, you generally lose your target. It's kinda like marketing something directly to Sara Palin using Tina Faye in her Palin character as the spokesperson.

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  4. Dudette you're getting a Dell! by mc1138 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Dell probably spent millions on research figuring out what they thought was the magic bullet in marketing a laptop to women. Focus groups, design teams of women, and they might have even found things that a majority of their women customers are interested in.

    And they blew it. No woman actually wants to be told they should check out dieting tips, that's like telling a wife/girlfriend she looks fat in those jeans. On top of that even if a lot of women are interested in cooking and recipes it comes out in very bad taste when you release your laptop for women as an extension or helper of domestic chores. I wonder if the wives of Dell executives are upset, or maybe they're too busy doing the dishes and cooking dinner to even know what's going on...

    1. Re:Dudette you're getting a Dell! by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wonder if the wives of Dell executives are upset, or maybe they're too busy doing the dishes and cooking dinner to even know what's going on...

      I dunno. Maybe we should ask the wife of their marketing executive.

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    2. Re:Dudette you're getting a Dell! by feepness · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I wonder if the wives of Dell executives are upset, or maybe they're too busy doing the dishes and cooking dinner to even know what's going on...

      Interesting that you assume all the executives are straight males. Who's not being PC here again?

    3. Re:Dudette you're getting a Dell! by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      On top of that even if a lot of women are interested in cooking and recipes it comes out in very bad taste when you release your laptop for women as an extension or helper of domestic chores.

      It's not just that. Let's say hypothetically that Dell's marketing department has decided that in order to reach the male demographic better, they're going to start putting sports news on their web-site. Now, does anyone really think that putting sports news on their web-site is a good idea? No, of course not, it's totally irrelevant to the process of buying a computer, if I want sports news, I'll go to espn or something. Dell would pretty quickly get a reputation for being complete idiots doing this. It's one thing to try and appeal to the female demographic by targeted marketing, but it's another to do it badly, which is what Dell did here. Just like nobody wants sports while buying computers, nobody wants recipes either.

      Between this and the Adamo ads, I think that Dell is rapidly destroying any desirability or panache they ever had (think Apple products). But then again, they never really got much after those "Dude, you're getting a Dell" commercials, I myself just kind of forgot about it. I think they're pretty much doomed to stay the mundane computer manufacturer like this though.

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  5. News flash... by Overzeetop · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In the top ten percent of the personal market, women want very similar things to men. In the bottom 90, they want pink frilly stuff. If you want the 90%, you have to figure out how to silence the 10% of people you're going to offend.

    Hint: Men are the same way (not the pink part). Give them sports data and stuff with their favorite team logos.

    Business is a whole different world...

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    1. Re:News flash... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hint: Men are the same way (not the pink part). Give them sports data and stuff with their favorite team logos.

      And this is based on the detailed sociological studies of...who, exactly?

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    2. Re:News flash... by imakemusic · · Score: 2, Funny

      I happen to be in a field

      You're a farmer?

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  6. Why I Feel Divorced From Marketing by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    'Della's marketing strategy sounds like it's advertising a purse. There's a level of consumer sophistication they're missing.'

    If you add the level of sophistication, you might be perceived as thinking men are incapable of it. While it's socially ok to think of men as the lesser stupider sex today, I don't think that solves the problem.

    If I may impart my engineer's point of view on this topic, don't divide your customers on controversial lines. The fact that you made it any different shopping as a man or woman is going to cause the public to pick apart each site with the finest toothed comb and set to you like dogs. Because it's an old battle and women have very real memories of the glass ceiling and at least some form of repression.

    You aren't making an Ebonics themed site for African Americans and you aren't making a talk-over-your-head snooty themed site for Caucasian Americans. Why? Because it's a sensitive issue. Any subtle difference will cause you to catch hell. Why, I'm going to get torn apart for the adjectives I used above because I'm sure some words have baggage meaning they're slightly better or worse than others.

    Are you going to make different purchase sites for Hindus, Jews, Moslems and Christians? Nope. Say it with me now: because it's a sensitive issue.

    Are you going to make a homosexual themed site so that homosexuals can be distinguished between buyers that are heterosexual. Again, see above.

    There's a list that goes on and on ... frankly, I'm a customer. I expect to be treated the same as another customer unless I have chosen to be treated differently. And if I chose to be treated differently, you better be careful or you'll lose me as a customer. You want to make a Trek themed site to target Trek fans? Fine, but don't you dare pay for images of Scott Bakula or the deal's off.

    Don't Think Pink -- What Really Makes Women Buy

    Thank god a woman wrote that. If it was a man, I'm sure there would have been a march on Washington.

    Why do you even start this up again? Are you really running out of marketing ideas that the only thing left is controversy? Haven't we learned our lesson time and time again?

    Here's an idea if you want a marketing gimmick: pick non-sensitive topics. When a popular super hero movie comes out, make good guy versus bad guy themes and always allow the customer to go to the regular site? Or make generic themes that have no conflict at the center?

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    1. Re:Why I Feel Divorced From Marketing by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I expect to be treated the same as another customer unless I have chosen to be treated differently.

      Such as, I don't know, going to the Della site rather than dell.com?

  7. Della is kind of a "fat" name by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe it's because it's one letter away from Delta, but Della just sounds like a "fat" person name. Like "Gertrude" sounds like an old person name. And "Candy" is a stripper name.

    Maybe it wasn't the targeting of women that was gimmicky. Maybe it was the use of an unattractive person name.

    1. Re:Della is kind of a "fat" name by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe it wasn't the targeting of women that was gimmicky. Maybe it was the use of an unattractive person name.

      Obviously, it's the name of Michael Dell on the town in fishnets on a Saturday night.

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  8. Does ANYONE Know What Women Want? by Manip · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Since I was born I've learned only three things about women:
    - No two are alike
    - No two want the same thing
    - What a women wants changes from moment to moment

    But that all being said, I'd try and sell Laptops via a "Aspirational Lifestyle" (e.g. "You're a 20~ successful, confident, and stylish women. This is the laptop for you.").

    Then produce a bunch of stylish laptops that match that "look." Or match the look of the women in my adverts to my laptops. Either way, the people who aspire to "be that thing" will buy the laptop to do so...

    1. Re:Does ANYONE Know What Women Want? by ph0rk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Too bad apple already has the "be that thing" market cornered.

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    2. Re:Does ANYONE Know What Women Want? by Lord+Ender · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It is my experience that not even women know what women want, but they do know that you're a failure of a man for not giving it to them.

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    3. Re:Does ANYONE Know What Women Want? by pbhj · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Salesman (of any gender you choose!): That's the Quadcore with 4G of RAM and the terabyte drive

      Woman: Is it the one Oprah has?

  9. I bet they removed the clock app, too by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because there's already a clock on the stove.

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    1. Re:I bet they removed the clock app, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Except that one shows <blink>12:00</blink>.

  10. Sales still great! by RemoWilliams84 · · Score: 4, Funny

    FTA

    "Despite the backlash from women about the sexist advertising schemes, sales of the Delldo (Dell's new dildo mount for laptops and pc's) was spectacular."

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  11. Stereotypes are true for everybody else except me by EraserMouseMan · · Score: 3, Funny

    If I had a dime for every time I've heard a woman say, "I'm not like other women." Every woman thinks all other women are pretty much the same and that they themselves are different and unique.

    I used universals to incite a flame war. Hey it's Friday!

  12. The problem is marketing towards "women" by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Whenever you make these broad generalizations, there's always going to be the fringe outsiders offended by the stereotype. Dell should have picked a different metaphor that clearly indicates "girly" without saying it. Maybe, market one towards mothers (not women) where there are distinct duties like feeding kids making recipes relevant. Bundle apps for roles and not sex.

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  13. so what would be condescending towards men? by petes_PoV · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If someone created a website aimed at attracting men and used images of fast cars, busty models and bottles of beer, would those "stereotypes" be condescending to men?

    If so, there are a hell of a lot of very successful condescending websites and magazines about. Now I'm not saying that all men would be attracted to sites like that, just like not all women would be attracted to pink-themed sites, makeup tips and fashion. However, the difference is that men don't go around wailing at how they're being "exploited" or belittled or generalised by these things. They either visit them or ignore them. I would suggest that if women want to see themselves as equal to men they adopt a similar approach and either like it or ignore it ..... unless the thing they really dislike is themselves, individually, being so easy to categorise.

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    1. Re:so what would be condescending towards men? by gnasher719 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If someone created a website aimed at attracting men and used images of fast cars, busty models and bottles of beer, would those "stereotypes" be condescending to men?

      Absolutely. Thinking that I might buy your product because you add a picture of a busty model _is_ stupid and condescending. Unless your product is busty models.

  14. Obvious by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 4, Funny

    A woman's laptop should use one of those IBM Thinkpad TrackPoint things for the pointer device.

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  15. Re:Dell's Mistake by sakdoctor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Women are like Linux distros.

    They are all essentially the same, but some have different package management.

  16. After the protest against dell is over by joeflies · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Then will the same groups go on to shut down Better Homes, Oprah, Family Circle and Good Housekeeping magazines? These magazines are focused on women and only publish articles on calorie counting, cooking tips, recipies, and shopping. Won't the same groups think these magazines stereotype women as being stay at home moms? Or does it simply address the needs of a particular marketing segment?

  17. It's got WINGS!!! by erroneus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I hate marketing. Put out the plain truth and let people decide for themselves. That's my thinking. Unfortunately, any company that follows my advice will be out of business in a short time.

    But Dell? I gotta tell ya, when it comes to marketing to women, never focus your marketing on what women actually do with their computers! Focus your marketing on how their computers make them look and feel! Almost all successful marketing targeting women focus on image and lifestyle that they all "wish" they had. Feminine hygiene products all talk about the "things you can do with confidence!" when only a very small percentage of the women who buy them are light enough to actually walk in the sand without leaving giant craters, can play tennis for more than 5 minutes or even know how to fly a kite. Clothes and jewelry are another classic and obvious example -- all displayed by supermodels and mannequins made of sticks.

    I would suck as a marketing person. I despise marketing because it is misleading at least and quite often just a bunch of lies. But examples of success in marketing are out there for all to see.

  18. Volvo tried this too by R2.0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The brought out a "concept car" that was designed by women, for women. So, it had a split headrest for a ponytail, lots of amenities, interchangeable interiors for color and material. But what I thought was most telling (and insulting) was that there was no hood. The only owner serviceable component was the windshield washer fluid reservoir. The engine and transmission could only be accessed by unbolting the front end sheet metal at a dealership. When asked about this "feature", the lead designer, a woman, said that most women really can't be bothered with servicing the car and they'd much rather have someone else do it.

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  19. They should hire Mel Gibson by need4mospd · · Score: 2, Funny

    He knows what women want because he can read their minds.

  20. Re:Fabulous first post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This would be my ideal laptop but only if it had a larger screen/keyboard. A 15.4" version would be lovely.

  21. Apparently Dell doesn't know by actionbastard · · Score: 2, Interesting
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  22. Since when are women allowed by davebarnes · · Score: 4, Funny

    to buy laptops without supervision by a male?

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  23. Changing color laptop by Gothmolly · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can they make a Dell laptop where its baby pink for 3 weeks, then blood red for the fourth? I think that would sell well with the ladies.

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  24. Dell doesn't have a clue what this woman wants! by BoyIHateMicrosoft! · · Score: 4, Informative

    Being a girl( I swear I really am female!!!), I have some insight for you. My mom and best friend are very much the people that fit the stereotype. Both of them ADORE pink frilly stuff, love to shop, have a hardcore penchant for knickknacks and are generally very girly. Hell they even have "typically" female jobs, a cosmetologist and a nurse. I, on the other hand, think pink of any sort is hideous, prefer WoW to the Lifetime channel and work in IT. Doesn't mean I don't do girly things though. I love to shop for..... yes shoes. I think I have like 30 pairs. It's my little thing. All people have some piece of them that fit into some stereotype about them. In spite of that, I, and most women I know, don't want to be pandered to. It's a terrible idea. It this whole thing makes Dell look like they don't have a damn clue about modern women. Are some of us on diets, yup we are. Do some of us love shoes, yeah. I know I do :) Do some of us love the atrocity that is the color pink, sure. As another poster said, I am sure this has some appeal to some women, but not me. I'm not trying to say that I'm some super special person because of this either. Just saying it's a terrible fucking idea to to stereotype ALL people in a certain race, gender, sexual orientation and then try to sell them a product based on that. It would be like me setting up a website selling country music and only gear it towards Texans, you can put a multitude of other examples here but you get the point. I think I won't be buying from Dell anymore.

  25. Why this is both stupid and offensive by metalhed77 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The reason this is stupid is because none of those things really have anything to do with a computer.

    The reason this is offensive is because it shows how dell thought women were too stupid to recognize this.

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  26. Yea, that's what all the cool women are doing. by GreggBz · · Score: 3, Informative

    featuring tech 'tips' that recommended calorie counting, finding recipes, and watching cooking videos as ways for women to get the most from a laptop.

    Here's what my 25-35 year old female friends do with their laptops:

    Music (iTunes, iPods, iPhones), Social Networking, Pictures of their Kids, Casual Games, buy nice bags for them, watch funny videos. One friend is especially into fashion, so maybe she'll look at dresses online and such.

    None of that non-sense quoted above is cool or fun. And, it's available on anything with Internet so how is it special? I'm guessing the larger laptop purchasing female demographic is, you know, more young and more trendy then recipes and watching cooking videos.

    Really Dell? It's 2009. Fire your marketing director.

  27. Oblig. xkcd ref by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 3, Funny
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  28. Why not exploit a *real* difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is an obvious, innate difference between men and women that Dell could have exploited in their gender-specific advertising, but didn't. And I'm not talking about "love for pink".

    I'm talking SIZE and WEIGHT. I'm a woman and have an EeePC 900, because in common with most women I don't have a lot of upper body strength so lugging around a huge-ass laptop all day HURTS. Yet when I read reviews of small laptops, the reviews are overwhelmingly written by men. They moan about how the keys are too small. Rarely a problem for women!

    It's the same with photo gear. Users of high-end gear are 70% male, but the reviewers are 95% male, as, I suspect, are the gear designers. They mutter that small cameras are unusable due to fiddly buttons, and say "oh this one weighs a pound more" like it's no big deal. Give us a decent female-focused portal, and we will use it, and buy more stuff. Everybody will be happy, and no pink diet tips required thankyouverymuch.

  29. Why are we assuming this is meant for -all- women? by ph0rk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems to me to be aimed at the sorts of people who like accessorizing and color matching crap. Buying a lifestyle, as it were.

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  30. Recipes? Cooking videos? by kimvette · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Recipes? Check.
    Cooking videos? Check.
    Calorie counting? Check.

    However, I also do:

    * occasional gaming (unfortunately I need to run Windows for that - neither cedega nor crossover games will run the games)
    * video editing and transcoding
    * graphic design
    * embroidery (unfortunately I need to run Windows for that)
    * web design
    * occasional small coding projects

    My preferred environment is Linux. When I buy desktop computers, I build them myself; I want workstation-level motherboards and nvidia-based video cards with low failure rates and decent performance.

    When I buy laptops, I seek out desktop performance. For me, that means Dell Precision, Dell Latitude, or a higher-end Asus. Fast dual core processor (quad core isn't worth the premium Dell charges), internal RAID, and the smallest hard drives and RAM they'll ship because I can upgrade those from a distributor or Newegg for 1/5 to 1/3 the markup Dell charges.

    It'd be really neat if I could get a Precision M4400 or M6400 in purple or hot pink, or even blue, but unfortunately the only option is an orange color (Covet). Thanks but no thanks, I'll take the industrial-looking graphite.

    Now, when it comes to a netbook, which I will buy, a nice blue would be nice. The Aspire One would do nicely but there is a huge range of options, and since the goal there is solely maximum portability, performance isn't the goal. For a netbook I will accept compromises for style.

    A computer is a tool, not an accessory. When it comes to tools I try to be practical.

    $.02

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    1. Re:Recipes? Cooking videos? by DragonTHC · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Linux is a big word for a little lady. Wouldn't you rather have this nice pink computer? It's cute as a button and you can check your emails and even get recipes and diet tips with it!

      Seriously, I have to agree with you. My wife used Linux for a few years until her computer died. It helps that I'm a Linux admin. Instead of insulting vaginal-Americans with a name like "della" they should be focusing on things that women really need, like a computer that just works. Colors are great. Though a true accessory would change that bluescreen to match the case color.

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  31. The Same Thing I Want by Shinmizu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Women want the same thing I want from a laptop--the utter lack of exploding batteries.

  32. Long memory is better than short memory. by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From TFA, from the author of the book:

    "If the netbook is great for using the Internet and has a long memory, that would really be about helping netbook buyers get stuff done while they waited at the airport -- not because they want to check diet sites," she said.

    Seriously... a LONG memory? She's basically proving that Dell was right to leave out technical details for women.
    Reminds me of a Mark Twain quote: "It's better to stay silent and look a fool, rather than speak and remove all doubt.".

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  33. What women want in a laptop by beadfulthings · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, I can state what I want in a laptop:

    1) It has to be configured for whatever application I want to use it for (games, office, netbook, class).
    2) IT HAS TO WORK.
    3) It has to be associated with reliable service.

    Under those three requirements, Dell breaks down rather badly, and all the recipes and shopping tips they want to throw at me will fall on deaf ears.

    This reminds me of trying to buy a car twenty years ago as a woman. If I happened to drag along my husband, the salesman always made the pitch to him--despite the fact that I was paying for the car and would be driving it. This was fairly common and always infuriating. At some point car salesmen realized that, yes, women do drive, and that they care about more than the coordination of the upholstery. There are even car saleswomen now.

    Dell should take a page from the automobile sales book and pitch their laptops to everyone on the basis of quality, reliability, suitability, and service. Unfortunately they can't really do that and be truthful.

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  34. Re:Abby by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Smart, sexy, powerful, and a geek; what is not to love!

    You forgot "fictional". Thus, no chance of rejection. Perfection! Or something.

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  35. Whatever by Greg_D · · Score: 4, Insightful

    'Some brands go too far with the girlie stuff,' Learned says. 'Della's marketing strategy sounds like it's advertising a purse. There's a level of consumer sophistication they're missing.'

    Oh really? And why is it that when we're talking about laptops, the kind of language used is evil and demeaning, but when it comes to overpriced sacks, it's fine? Seems to me that Learned's argument is that women are either irrational or just plain dumb regarding things important to women, but if it's important to guys too, then they suddenly get a giant increase in mental capacity.

    Here's what most women want to know about their computers:

    • Can it load myspace and facebook quickly?
    • Can it run my work productivity software?
    • Can I get my email?
    • Can I compose documents?
    • Can I organize my documents?
    • Can it play solitare?

    Only geeks and gamers focus on raw metrics. The rest of the world? They just want to be able to do the things they need a computer for, quicker. And many are even willing to trade speed for portability. Hence, netbooks.

    People who get pissed at marketers for doing what marketers do are just being dishonest for themselves. Marketers don't create ads out of personal satisfaction, they create them because they want to reach the largest possible audience and convince them to buy or do something. That's how they get paid.

  36. Screw sports... and explosions... by denzacar · · Score: 2, Informative
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  37. Wanna sell women a metric fuckton of notebooks? by Mal-2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    First, make a designer bag that looks great. Then make a laptop that fits in that bag and has no glaring weaknesses. It could be just mediocre in a whole lot of ways, it just has to not suck. Then offer both the bag and the laptop in a ton of custom colors/skins/whatever. Most importantly, MAKE TO ORDER.

    By having them made to order and using netbook-grade components, you could maintain a decent profit margin (each one is a "custom job"), and if the marketing campaign goes completely bust, you aren't stuck with a bunch of stock to dump on Woot or Overstock. If one particular setup sells well, maybe it would pay to get ahead of the game and stock a few -- or make the shells so interchangeable that they can be quickly converted to whatever is ordered. Sell the shells too! The Acer Aspire One comes in a variety of colors, but they're all black on the inside. That sounds like factory-swappable shells to me.

    Women who don't fit the stereotype, or for whom this just doesn't quite hit the mark, will continue to buy regular laptops (since I assume these won't REPLACE any existing product). What harm is done?

    If Dell isn't smart enough to catch this boat, someone will. I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out to be Acer or Asus.

    Mal-2

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  38. from my experience... by roc97007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's not possible to know what women want. I think it must have something to do with the Heisenberg principle. My wife says women will not tell you what they want because you should "just know", so asking them doesn't work. I could see where this could scale up to opinion polls and product marketing.

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  39. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...Whatever women want, it is not a guy who:

    1) Can (and does) hold a well-paying job
    2) is intelligent
    3) is thin and very healthy, eats right and exercises regularly
    4) Has a fully-intact,fully-functional, disease-free body with no deforming scars
    5) Has great self-discipline, no addictions, and lives a well-rounded and balanced lifestyle
    6) Acts with integrity and compassion.
    7) Takes no for an answer, treats her with respect, never gets abusive (nor passive-aggressive).
    8) Listens with interest, values her opinions, accepts constructive criticism well.
    9) Is trained (and generous) in massage.

    Though women insist they want all of these things, and complain incessently when their boyfriends don't have them...they never start with these things when evaluating potential mates. It generally starts with:

    1) good looks.
    2) charismatic personality.
    3) seems dangerous in some way.

    Yes, I am bitter.