Cocaine Test Prompts Red Bull Removal In Germany
viyh writes to mention that six German states have mandated pulling Red Bull Cola energy drinks off the shelves after testing found trace amounts of cocaine in the drink. "Germany's Federal Institute for Risk Assessment said Monday that the cocaine level was too low to pose a health risk. It planned to produce a more detailed report Wednesday. Red Bull said its cola is 'harmless and marketable in both the US and Europe.' It said similar coca leaf extracts are used worldwide as flavoring, and a test it commissioned itself found no cocaine traces."
So that's how you get your wings! :p
Coca Cola with real Coca.
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If the stated purpose of the War on (some) Drugs is public safety and the prevention of crime (since drug use is handled as a law enforcement problem and not as a medical issue), I'd like to know how this furthers the cause. The brief article stated the cocaine content amounted to 0.4 micrograms of cocaine per liter of the beverage. Sounds to me like anyone trying to use cocaine by drinking Red Bull Cola would die of excess water consumption (anything is a poison given a high enough dose) before they'd feel the cocaine at all. Additionally, if someone tried to extract the cocaine from the drink and purify it, they'd spend a ton of money on the drink and I would imagine, since we're talking about nanogram amounts per liter, the expenditure would have to far exceed what they'd pay if they obtained it from a drug dealer.
Welcome to modern drug hysteria where logic and reasoning need not apply when evaluating potential threats to public safety. Aren't the Germans glad they have a government that's powerful enough to worry about things like this? It's amazing, really. No matter how absurd the drug hysteria becomes, no one or almost no one with any significant media presence is willing to suggest that maybe the way we're currently handling drugs isn't the best way to deal with them.
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I would say the levels are too high when you are willing to blow some dude in a bathroom stall to get more Red Bull. Till then, it's probably just fine.
Trace amounts of cocaine were found in the German parliament toilets.
Ergo, German politicians should be banned from Germany.
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They would of course have a very small amount in the drink. Not enough to break laws, but enough to make people go "Lets get this! It's cocaine!" if it would ever be discovered. Marketing at its best folks.
Red Bull is a homeopathic stimulant!
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I've never bought or used cocaine yet I probably have more of it in my wallet. On my bank notes.
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Due to trace amounts of cocaine known to be found on dollar bills - eating, snorting, licking or in any other way ingesting of money shall be strictly prohibited.
If the police officer founds that there is probable cause that the suspect was planing to engage in money ingestion - he/she/it has authorization to detain the suspect and confiscate the said money as evidence.
Cause there is no ceasefire in the war on drugs.
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Red Bull is not a drug. I used to suck d*** for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some d*** for Red Bull?
we heard you like tweaking so we put a stimulant in your stimulant so you can tweak while you tweak
Ya know what cocaine makes you feel like?
More cocaine!
Marketing Guy: So, there are artificial flavors made from coca?
Food Chemistry Guy: Yeah, wild, eh?
Marketing Guy: Can you just fill the can with artificial flavoring?
Food Chemistry Guy: No, it would kill our customers, and it would be illegal. The allowable level is much lower than 100%.
Marketing Guy: How much lower?
Food Chemistry Guy: 120 PPM. [note: totally made up]
Marketing Guy: What's a PPM?
Food Chemistry Guy: Parts per million, it is a more precise measure of...
Marketing Guy: [interrupting] Forget I asked -- just put in as much as you can.
Food Chemistry Guy: But, it'll taste terrible.
Marketing Guy: [blinks] ... Ummm, have you tasted regular Red Bull?
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I am gonna openly admit, that once upon a time I have done cocaine. So this is purely from personal experience.
But any night we would do coke we would buy a case of Red Bull and start chugging them early. When we would actually get to the snorting business it seemed to level out the heart rate as it was already up from the Red Bull. So in other words it would stop that sudden RAPID increase in the heart. Seems to level out the buzz a bit as well, less HIGHS then LOWS.
Cocaine is only as evil as you let it become.
I tried Red Bull Cola and it tastes horrible. Its not even good. It's just shit.
Perhaps the cocaine content is to help "sell" the product as something deliciously mmm mmm good? You would have to be on hallucinogens to enjoy Red Bull Cola's shit taste.
You asked for it, there you have it. I am not a Frenchie and can't speak for the availability of poppers -- but Red Bull *was* illegal due to its taurin content. The French equivalent of the FDA didn't think that it was possible to determine, based on available studies, if the product was safe, and was citing at the time (if I recall correctly) something about detected hyperactivity in animals who'd consumed high doses of taurine. In April 2008, in a neutered version (arginine instead of taurine and much less caffeine...) was approved for sale in France.
In, I think, later 2008, the unneutered Red Bull entered the French market: this time it was the EU that forced the French to accept it. A product sold in one EU country can legally be imported and sold in an EU country (or something to that effect), and Red Bull was/is sold in many (but not all) EU countries.
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