Cocaine Test Prompts Red Bull Removal In Germany
viyh writes to mention that six German states have mandated pulling Red Bull Cola energy drinks off the shelves after testing found trace amounts of cocaine in the drink. "Germany's Federal Institute for Risk Assessment said Monday that the cocaine level was too low to pose a health risk. It planned to produce a more detailed report Wednesday. Red Bull said its cola is 'harmless and marketable in both the US and Europe.' It said similar coca leaf extracts are used worldwide as flavoring, and a test it commissioned itself found no cocaine traces."
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Coca Cola with real Coca.
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If the stated purpose of the War on (some) Drugs is public safety and the prevention of crime (since drug use is handled as a law enforcement problem and not as a medical issue), I'd like to know how this furthers the cause. The brief article stated the cocaine content amounted to 0.4 micrograms of cocaine per liter of the beverage. Sounds to me like anyone trying to use cocaine by drinking Red Bull Cola would die of excess water consumption (anything is a poison given a high enough dose) before they'd feel the cocaine at all. Additionally, if someone tried to extract the cocaine from the drink and purify it, they'd spend a ton of money on the drink and I would imagine, since we're talking about nanogram amounts per liter, the expenditure would have to far exceed what they'd pay if they obtained it from a drug dealer.
Welcome to modern drug hysteria where logic and reasoning need not apply when evaluating potential threats to public safety. Aren't the Germans glad they have a government that's powerful enough to worry about things like this? It's amazing, really. No matter how absurd the drug hysteria becomes, no one or almost no one with any significant media presence is willing to suggest that maybe the way we're currently handling drugs isn't the best way to deal with them.
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I would say the levels are too high when you are willing to blow some dude in a bathroom stall to get more Red Bull. Till then, it's probably just fine.
No surprise there. Tobacco is legal for sale and it's packed with shit like arsenic and benzene.
Of course, you have folks out there who are banning hemp because marijuana gets people high. But they should go after the malt liquor industry if they want to catch the low-hanging fruit.
There's no way in hell that Old English 800 and Steel reserve are just barley, hops, and yeast. They cause psychotropic effects similar to PCP.
Trace amounts of cocaine were found in the German parliament toilets.
Ergo, German politicians should be banned from Germany.
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They would of course have a very small amount in the drink. Not enough to break laws, but enough to make people go "Lets get this! It's cocaine!" if it would ever be discovered. Marketing at its best folks.
"Coca" contains cocaine alkaloids, a basis for the drug cocaine.
So Coca-Cola, that still uses Coca extracts in the beverage might also contain "trace amounts" of the substance.. Greedy regulators might have missed a bigger target here.
Red Bull is a homeopathic stimulant!
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I've never bought or used cocaine yet I probably have more of it in my wallet. On my bank notes.
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Due to trace amounts of cocaine known to be found on dollar bills - eating, snorting, licking or in any other way ingesting of money shall be strictly prohibited.
If the police officer founds that there is probable cause that the suspect was planing to engage in money ingestion - he/she/it has authorization to detain the suspect and confiscate the said money as evidence.
Cause there is no ceasefire in the war on drugs.
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Red Bull is not a drug. I used to suck d*** for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some d*** for Red Bull?
I guess the lawmakers hope that all people, especially people who buys extra caffeine containing things like Red Bull must hate cocaine or should be afraid of it.
If Red Bull sales explode because of these news, I wouldn't be so surprised. Red Bull could never come up with such a great PR idea, getting banned for having trace amounts of cocaine, a World known, famous thing.
Ask any police guy, they are particularly afraid of cocaine because people somehow think it is classy. While it may have very same, very dangerous side effects (including sudden death) and addiction, they aren't afraid of it like they would be afraid of heroine.
You now declare a free to buy thing in grocery store has that matter even it is ridiculously low. Very clever. If I was Red Bull, I would even sponsor these politicians.
I recently read on /. that they found traces of cocaine in Madrid if I'm not mistaking. It was later revealed that cocaine is found almost everywhere, because there's always a very very small amount in the air.
There is more Cocaine on a US dollar than in 1 ltr of RedBull!
This is just plain stupidity! I mean there are FDA rules on how many rat hairs are allowed in a chocolate bar... (And no it is not none)
You will get higher off of the caffeine than the cocaine!
we heard you like tweaking so we put a stimulant in your stimulant so you can tweak while you tweak
Ya know what cocaine makes you feel like?
More cocaine!
Marketing Guy: So, there are artificial flavors made from coca?
Food Chemistry Guy: Yeah, wild, eh?
Marketing Guy: Can you just fill the can with artificial flavoring?
Food Chemistry Guy: No, it would kill our customers, and it would be illegal. The allowable level is much lower than 100%.
Marketing Guy: How much lower?
Food Chemistry Guy: 120 PPM. [note: totally made up]
Marketing Guy: What's a PPM?
Food Chemistry Guy: Parts per million, it is a more precise measure of...
Marketing Guy: [interrupting] Forget I asked -- just put in as much as you can.
Food Chemistry Guy: But, it'll taste terrible.
Marketing Guy: [blinks] ... Ummm, have you tasted regular Red Bull?
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It's cocaine in can, baby! Shazam!
I am gonna openly admit, that once upon a time I have done cocaine. So this is purely from personal experience.
But any night we would do coke we would buy a case of Red Bull and start chugging them early. When we would actually get to the snorting business it seemed to level out the heart rate as it was already up from the Red Bull. So in other words it would stop that sudden RAPID increase in the heart. Seems to level out the buzz a bit as well, less HIGHS then LOWS.
Cocaine is only as evil as you let it become.
Since they should get big shipments of it to use for their production, wouldn't the police make a raid at their production facility? it would be a pretty big bust wouldn't it?
I tried Red Bull Cola and it tastes horrible. Its not even good. It's just shit.
Perhaps the cocaine content is to help "sell" the product as something deliciously mmm mmm good? You would have to be on hallucinogens to enjoy Red Bull Cola's shit taste.
Grow up in a nice middle class home, surrounded by love and fast computers?
Lego and train sets? Basic and Pascal?
When you get drunk, its all cool, maybe you flirt, sing, dance or want to code or just get sleepy?
Others unlock a more hidden past of pain, destruction and blood.
Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
Yup, controversy sells. I bet red bull loved this. Free advertising!
Sounds like good news for Red Bull Cola US Sales!
Yes, because we Americans, we love us some Cocaine!!
I guarantee it though, that that stuff will sell better in the US because of this story.
Oh, I'm sure they found it with their brand spanking new GCMS that can accurately detect substances in the parts per trillion, you have to find something to justify that big cash outlay even if it's in such small quantities that it would never affect the biology of any human.
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So kinda like you only better at it?
There's also trace amounts of drugs on money, let's all paaaaaanic and take everything out of circulation. Someone should explain these boneheaded idiots that a trace amount nearly nothing and has probably always been there.
Some of us with shitty pasts still flirt and sing and dance when drunk because it's just fun.
I was surprised, while living in France last year, that RedBull is illegal. I was even more surprised when they told me you can buy Poppers at clothing shops like nothing happens. Any Frenchie care to comment on it??
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Many don't seem to realize their talking about the newer REDBULL COLA they put onto the market. I have to say, it's one of the best I've tried, the ingredients read like a simple list of herbs, and the taste is pretty interesting/complex. Hope they don't ban them here, they are hardly the same strength in terms of stimulant property as the regular redbull(the cola being weaker).
Agreed. Those who claim it "tastes like shit" are entitled to their own opinions, however wrong they may be.
viyh writes to mention that six German states have mandated pulling Red Bull Cola energy drinks off the shelves after testing found trace amounts of cocaine in the drink.
RedBull Simply Cola is also NOT an "energy drink" as the description says. It's Simply a Cola.
Of course, you have folks out there who are banning hemp because marijuana gets people high.
Hemp != marijuana
Marijuana can be used as hemp but it is not real "hemp." They are in the same family but true hemp does not have THC. Smoking hemp will give you a headache so bad, getting knocked out with a mallet will feel like relief. In fact, modern strains of hemp truly have zero THC.
The last time hemp was legally grown in the US was WWII. You can still find it growing wild. Its now called ditch weed. The truth of the matter is, real ditch weed is actually hemp and can not get you high.
The truth of the matter is, cotton growers, petroleum and chemical corporations, and now corn growers are the real reasons why hemp is illegal in the US. Hemp directly competes with all of their bottom lines.
Cocaine is better for your health than a case of Red Bull anyways.