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Scientists Wonder What Fingerprints Are For

Hugh Pickens writes "The BBC reports that scientists say they have disproved the theory that fingerprints improve grip by increasing friction between people's fingers and the surface they are holding. Dr Roland Ennos designed a machine which enabled him to measure the amount of friction generated by a fingerprint when it was in contact with an acrylic glass at varying levels of pressure. The results showed that friction levels increased by a much smaller amount than had been anticipated, debunking the hypothesis that fingerprints provide an improved grip. Ennos believes that fingerprints may have evolved to grip onto rough surfaces, like tree bark; the ridges may allow our skin to stretch and deform more easily, protecting it from damage; or they may allow water trapped between our finger pads and the surface to drain away and improve surface contact in wet conditions. Other researchers have suggested that the ridges could increase our fingerpads' touch sensitivity."

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  1. Most contradictory summary EVER. (nt) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

    1. Re:Most contradictory summary EVER. (nt) by Yaos · · Score: 1

      They don't improve grip, but they do improve grip.

  2. Primates by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I noticed this at the zoo watching a bunch of monkeys swing from branch the branch in a cage. The tree branches they had been given had been worn smooth through long use and every time a monkey grabbed on to a smooth branch I felt a jab in my fingers in sympathy. There is something bad about grabbing a smooth object and relying on it to save your life.

    So maybe finger prints improve grip with smooth timber surfaces. Testing against glass doesn't sound very realistic. We didn't evolve to grip glass. Or maybe (as the summary suggests) it is something to do with detecting the texture of a surface to find a place to grip.

    Of course they don't ask why people have unique finger prints. Maybe it evolved to make murderers easier to catch.

    1. Re:Primates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are probably multiple reasons for the fingerprints.

      The skin has to be both flexible and durable at the same time, and gripping on moist surfaces should also be safe.

      A flexible skin is also allowing for better dexterity and a finer resolution when sensing surfaces.

    2. Re:Primates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We didn't evolve to grip glass.

      I DID A WET BEER BOTTLE

    3. Re:Primates by Threni · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The fingerprints we have now may be little use for increasing friction, but perhaps at some point in the past before they'd evolved away they'd have been been more pronounced, and would have trapped sticky dirt within more efficiently than todays generally cleaner hands.

    4. Re:Primates by jonbryce · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Or maybe it didn't evolve that way for any particular reason.

      These sort of studies assume we have now evolved to perfection. But that suggests there will be no further evolution, which I don't think is the case.

    5. Re:Primates by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most mutations that get kept are somehow beneficial. Not all, but most.

    6. Re:Primates by bluesatin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well the main route for evolution to occur (survival of the fittest) is pretty much dead.

    7. Re:Primates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Of course they don't ask why people have unique finger prints."

      What are the other unique features? Vein patterns and eye color patterns are as unique as finger prints. The odds are the uniqueness is a function of growth unrelated to purpose.

    8. Re:Primates by houghi · · Score: 5, Funny

      We didn't evolve to grip glass.

      Yes we did. The better you can hold your glass, the more alcohol you are able to drink. The more alcohol you drink, the more likely you are to end up with some ugly girl who also was able to drink herself unconscious.

      Now imagine that you would drop your glass before you are at that point. You would never be drunk enough to go with THAT girl and she won't go home with YOU.

      Without fingerprints, we would be extinct by now.

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    9. Re:Primates by nautsch · · Score: 1

      That is so right. At least for the human race.

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    10. Re:Primates by TinBromide · · Score: 1

      for right now, some people are the pinnacle of human evolution, until human evolution evolves and leaves those without wisdom teeth in the dust.

      You can look at individual mutations as alpha builds, communities with the same mutation as unstable beta builds, and traits shared by the entire (well, to like 5 nines) population as stable release. Simply because there will be a future build of debian doesn't mean I can't use lenny stable to satisfaction.

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    11. Re:Primates by jonbryce · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not really. Survival of the fittest means survival of those most able to have lots of children, and that's as valid now as it has ever been.

    12. Re:Primates by stonewallred · · Score: 5, Insightful

      most evolutionary features get kept that do not kill the person/animal having it, and which does not put it at a disadvantage in reproducing. There are many more evolved features that do nothing that have been kept than you think.

    13. Re:Primates by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't see why them being unique is so surprising. Faces are unique after all. All of us have a unique genome, apart from identical twins. Still even twins have different fingerprints and hair follicles and so on are in different places. I guess when embryos develop the process for skin folding and hair follicle development is slightly random - i.e. the genes encode the probability of a fair follicle, not its exact location.

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    14. Re:Primates by Provocateur · · Score: 2, Funny

      And all this time I thought the fingerprints evolved for gripping the modern day equivalent of tree branches: subway straps and bus door handles.

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    15. Re:Primates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe people would just be better looking...

    16. Re:Primates by Reziac · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly -- why does it have to be for any particular use? More likely it's just an artifact of how skin develops. People forget that many traits didn't evolve for a specific purpose, but rather, were random mutations that were not selected against, becauee they did the species no harm.

      The whole question also shows a profound ignorance of the rest of the animal kingdom:

      Dogs have noseprints that are as unique as fingerprints (and in fact are legal ID for dogs in Canada). Why is this? Probably no reason at all, other than quirks of individual cell layout in the skin layer.

      Chickens have similar uniqueness in the surface of their combs. Why? Likewise, probably no reason, other than it's just a trivial quirk of how the skin cells piled up in a given individual.

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    17. Re:Primates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this man up!

    18. Re:Primates by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Of course they don't ask why people have unique finger prints. Maybe it evolved to make murderers easier to catch.

      Because there's no disadvantage to having unique prints. Multiple genes probably affect fingerprint patterns, and without any selective pressure, the patterns would drift around randomly.

    19. Re:Primates by jbengt · · Score: 1

      Not really. Survival of the fittest means survival of the species best able to adapt to changing living conditions and avoiding extinction. Since human culture can adapt faster than beneficial DNA mutations arise, the human species is quite adept at adapting, evolving, and surviving.

    20. Re:Primates by linguizic · · Score: 3, Informative

      It depends on what scale you're looking at. Neutral Theory says that MOST mutations are neither beneficial nor harmful.

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    21. Re:Primates by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thank you, I'm glad this is the first post listed.

      Dr Roland Ennos designed a machine which enabled him to measure the amount of friction generated by a fingerprint when it was in contact with an acrylic glass at varying levels of pressure. The results showed that friction levels increased by a much smaller amount than had been anticipated, debunking the hypothesis that fingerprints provide an improved grip.

      That's totally BS science. That disproves the hypothesis that fingerprints provide improved grip on acrylic glass, not that fingerprints provide improved grip on other surfaces.

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    22. Re:Primates by Lord+Ender · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why presume they have a function? Evolution weeds out costly features. If fingerprints have little cost, it is wrong to assume they necessarily exist to serve some specific purpose.

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    23. Re:Primates by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Dogs have noseprints that are as unique as fingerprints (and in fact are legal ID for dogs in Canada).

      Dog's are very protective of their nose because they depend on it. It has a lot of nerve cells. How do you get a good print from a wiggly dog? Do they use ink? The smell alone would probably drive Fido crackers. (Or do they trick it into running into a clean patio door, like my dumb dog always did?)

         

    24. Re:Primates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It evolved to make murderers easier to catch? Did there used to be a problem with apes murdering each other, so nature evolved knowing that one day we would smear ink on a suspects finger in order to make a copy of it on paper? Maybe the fingerprints originated with the single cell blob we all originated from. Or perhaps we can just make things easy and ask our Creator one day when we see Him.

    25. Re:Primates by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      The whole question also shows a profound ignorance of the rest of the animal kingdom:

      Dogs have noseprints that are as unique as fingerprints (and in fact are legal ID for dogs in Canada). Why is this? Probably no reason at all, other than quirks of individual cell layout in the skin layer.

      Chickens have similar uniqueness in the surface of their combs. Why? Likewise, probably no reason, other than it's just a trivial quirk of how the skin cells piled up in a given individual.

      And none of this is at all relevant to the question at hand, since the study was not in any way concerned with the uniqueness of fingerprints. Your reply shows a profound ignorance of reading comprehension.

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    26. Re:Primates by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      Of course it's relevant. Most animal species share common traits including the 'human' animal. Most studies are started with animals exhibiting similar traits and then studies are carried over to humans. If similar skin traits can be found in other species that are not used for the same purpose in our species, then the purpose we believe they might be useful for becomes less certain.

    27. Re:Primates by TheLink · · Score: 1

      > More likely it's just an artifact of how skin develops.

      But most of us only have the ridge patterns on skin in specific parts of the body. The skin on other parts of the body lack the ridges.

      I doubt it's harder to grow thick skin that is without ridges. You can get nonridged calluses on other parts of your body.

      Maybe the ridges allow the layers of thick skin (calluses) to better interlock and distribute forces (rather than rubbing/sliding off more easily in layers), in places where it might be important - such as hands and feet.

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    28. Re:Primates by JimboFBX · · Score: 1

      Survival of the most unable to keep it in their pants.

      My fiancee and I used to be "no more than 3 children, we want to be an example for others not to overpopulate the Earth".

      Then we saw octomom.

      We're going to fuck like rabbits after we get married for 20 years now to try to offset idiots like her. When starvation hits because the Earth can no longer support the number of humans on it, the smart humans hopefully won't be outnumbered as much.

    29. Re:Primates by icebike · · Score: 1

      People forget that many traits didn't evolve for a specific purpose, but rather, were random mutations that were not selected against, because they did the species no harm.

      Random mutations are also selected FOR. Any mutation that gets its owner a better chance to reproduce is VASTLY more likely to persist than is one that is merely harmless.

      In fact, the concepts of "mutations not selected against" is, by itself, insufficient to describe differentiation.

      A useless, but not harmful mutation would extinguish within the population by shear weight of numbers given sufficient time.

      The fact that finger prints are virtually universal suggests their absence is what was selected against.

      To me it seems highly unlikely that acrylic glass would have played any part in this selection.

      In fact, the grip upon the skin of a member of the opposite sex would seem far more immediately useful to a developing species.

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    30. Re:Primates by icebike · · Score: 1

      Evolution also "weeds in" useful mutations.

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    31. Re:Primates by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      Why presume they have a function? Evolution weeds out costly features. If fingerprints have little cost, it is wrong to assume they necessarily exist to serve some specific purpose.

      Yet there's no reason to assume that they didn't hold a purpose. There's really no way to prove that they held no purpose, but it is possible to test with some certainty whether they had a particular purpose (such as improved grip). Maybe when there's no more hypotheses for what fingerprints could be useful for scientists will assign them to the barrel of "useless anomalies that have no purpose other than to keep scientists employed."

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    32. Re:Primates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, cultural evolution plays a role in evolution.

    33. Re:Primates by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      What about characteristics which emerge from the combination of beneficial mutations? They may not serve any specific purpose, but they will still easily become part of the species.

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    34. Re:Primates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My fiancee and I used to be "no more than 3 children, we want to be an example for others not to overpopulate the Earth". WTF? Two children = the replacement for your wife and you. Anything more is OVERPOPULATION. *sigh*

    35. Re:Primates by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Two children = the replacement for your wife and you.

      Er, wrong. Figure in the number of children that die before reaching adulthood, the ones that are sterile, the ones that simply don't want to have children and you'll see that two per couple is well below replacement rate.

      You may have to wait till next year when they teach fractions, though.

      Oh, and when you work out how to have .3 of a child, send us a postcard from Stockholm.

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    36. Re:Primates by beowulfcluster · · Score: 3, Funny

      Fingerprints would probably evolve away within a few generations if people didn't need the increased friction on the iPod click wheel.

    37. Re:Primates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So maybe finger prints improve grip with smooth timber surfaces.

      So then your hypothesis is that long ago some mutant freak with fingerprints did not fall to his death, while his smooth-fingered compatriot did, and thus the mutant was able to mate and reproduce?

    38. Re:Primates by Reziac · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Dogs often use their noses like a jack-hammer... the nosepad is not particularly sensitive to touch. If your dog is too wiggly to get a noseprint (which one does with a paper-pad and roll-on ink, much as one would footprint a baby), chances are the dog needs more training, and you need lessons on how to be the pack leader, too.

      (Disclosure: I am a professional dog trainer. :)

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    39. Re:Primates by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Exactly my point. And uniqueness between individuals, especially across species, may itself point to randomness, rather than purpose.

      Something can also prove useful even tho it wasn't developed for or selected for that particular purpose or advantage. Frex, the ability to read was not something we evolved per se, but rather is a form of glorified pattern recognition -- which we are using well beyond its original function and purpose.

      (Having noted the trolls are out in force today, I can already hear the arguments building on that statement! :)

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    40. Re:Primates by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Skin on other parts of the body has *other* patterns, rather than ridges. So again.. I think it's an artifact of the type of skin, not of a function per se.

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    41. Re:Primates by Kratisto · · Score: 1

      True, but then shouldn't there be a few people walking around with perfectly smooth fingers?

      I suppose one of the bottlenecks in the early Human population could account for why only individuals with fingerprints lived long enough for us to inherit the trait.

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    42. Re:Primates by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      Most people in the world don't have occasion to use either one, I'd have guessed they are for wanking

    43. Re:Primates by mjwx · · Score: 1

      most evolutionary features get kept that do not kill the person/animal having it, and which does not put it at a disadvantage in reproducing. There are many more evolved features that do nothing that have been kept than you think.

      The male nipple?

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    44. Re:Primates by metaforest · · Score: 1

      "In fact, the grip upon the skin of a member of the opposite sex would seem far more immediately useful to a developing species"

      Or a good firm grip on a prey animal. Our paws aren't really decked out to hold prey the way many most are, we lack hooked claws.... So having a firm, enclosing, grip seems like a really good trait to select for.

    45. Re:Primates by executivechaos · · Score: 1, Informative

      Of course they don't ask why people have unique finger prints

      The passing over of amniotic fluid inside the womb, over a fetus determines fingerprint array during fetal development.

      Each mother will of course...swash amniotic fluid differently over each fetus.

      This has been researched and shown.

    46. Re:Primates by daymitch · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This doesn't follow (that there should be folks without fingerprints if they have no purpose). It depends on the genetic basis of fingerprints and the genetic history of our species.

      One thing we have learned about human genetics is that the human population went through several 'bottlenecks' where the population was reduced to low numbers. Is this what you are referring to?

      It's a process called genetic drift. My old botany prof described it with a fun story. Imagine some disaster that reduces the entire human species to a small group on a raft. Everyone is dark-skinned except for Gunter, a blonde-haired, blue-eyed nordic type. Gunter trips and falls off the raft and gets carried away by the current (he drifts away, get it).

      It's an accident that has nothing to do with his reproductive potential. Anyone else could just as easily have had the same accident. If they had, the genes for blonde-hair and blue eyes would still be in the human population and human evolutionary history would be different in that respect. Small population sizes increase the importance of drift.

      Of course, other factors come in to play when you imagine the difficulties a fair skinned guy would have on a raft relative to other human types. That's another story.

    47. Re:Primates by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      Why does evolution have to achieve any particular purpose?

      If you're looking for a reason for any part of the human body, then you're looking for an intelligent creator. Its as simple as that.

      If we evolved then the only thing you can deduce about mutations is that they mustn't be deadly (ie. because otherwise the person with that mutation would not have survived to pass it on). Other than that the mutations themselves are completely random and are caused by a FAULT in a cell reproducing itself. Its the exception, not the norm.

      Sure you can use "survival of the fittest" to explain why all OTHER mutations haven't worked out...but it doesn't explain why it occurred in the first place.

      It occurred in the first place because one or more cells failed to copy themselves correctly. Most mutations are bad. Actually, I've heard it said that so few are good that you may as well consider them all bad.

      If you think that fingerprints must have a purpose in order for us to have them, then I agree with you. All parts of the human body have been shown to serve an important purpose, and one that is not always necessary for our survival. If you're thinking it odd that evolution seems to be doing remarkably well getting it right, given the odds stacked against it (remember all mutations are literally MISTAKES and rare at that) then you're not alone. Even the best efforts of mankind cannot create something nearly as efficient and as well-designed as the human body. Actually, make that the human cell, or even a part of a human cell. And yet people believe that it happened by chance? We cant even replicate it ON PURPOSE.

      So help me understand why there must be logic behind things like fingerprints if we evolved? Evolution happens by chance, and chance does not follow intelligent reason. Therefore if we evolved then its merely coincidence that we have fingerprints, nothing else. I think its clear which side of the fence I'm on. I cant get my head around evolution. It just doesn't make sense.

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    48. Re:Primates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two children = the replacement for your wife and you. Anything more is OVERPOPULATION. *sigh*

      Considering the planet is already overpopulated; yes, anymore than two for two is overpopulation.

    49. Re:Primates by jalvarez13 · · Score: 1

      Or maybe it didn't evolve that way for any particular reason.

      These sort of studies assume we have now evolved to perfection. But that suggests there will be no further evolution, which I don't think is the case.

      I agree, to assume that evolution is heading somewhere is nonsense. To say we have reached a state of "perfection" is absurd...

      However, I think there will be no more evolution for human beings, at least in the traditional sense. Evolution of a species involves domination of the new individuals over the rest and probably replacement (or displacement). For this to happen, the "evolved" must reproduce themselves at a faster rate than the others, but this behavior does not appear in humans in present times. If you are smarter, taller, faster, wealthier, etc. it doesn't translate into a more numerous offspring.

      What does happen is that people with traits that would have prevented them from procreating in the past, do get to have children today. Therefore, instead of evolution we have something more similar to dissemination (of genes) that would not have happened earlier...

    50. Re:Primates by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I just want a regular mutt, not a trophy contender.

    51. Re:Primates by Reziac · · Score: 2, Informative

      Trust me, you will enjoy your regular mutt a lot more, and he'll be happier too, if you get the master-and-dog relationship right :)

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    52. Re:Primates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question isn't about the uniqueness. The unique layout of hair follicles on human heads isn't notable, but the fact that they have hair on their head is.

      The fact that fingerprints are unique isn't particularly notable, however the fact that we have a fairly distinct type of skin on the ends of our digits is.

    53. Re:Primates by jonadab · · Score: 1

      But, you know, acrylic is such a major component of man's natural environment...

      Personally, I think fingerprints exist for the purpose of identification. It's such an obvious use, it must have been intended.

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    54. Re:Primates by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I thought that was a poorly designed experiment too.

      Another element-- the same structures cover the palms of our hands. It seems quite likely that the friction regarding a fully grasped object might pose different dynamics than looking just at fingers, and that a truly smooth surface like glass would certainly not see a major increase in friction. To be honest, I am actually surprised that the glass showed ANY increase in friction......

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    55. Re:Primates by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Is there any particular reason why we have five fingers on each hand, and not six?

      You sometimes get people with six fingers and it doesn't seem to do them any harm, or any good, but nevertheless most people have five.

      My guess is that it is just the way it worked out.

    56. Re:Primates by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      But there are certain groups of people who are better at having more children than others - poorer people, people in third world countries, people who emigrated from third world countries, people who don't frequent slashdot etc.

      Those are the people who are "fitter" in evolutionary terms.

    57. Re:Primates by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      As having 6 fingers on each hand is somewhat rare in the general population, it would have to give a significant advantage (i.e. lots more surviving children) for it to supplant the more usual 5-fingered variety.

      Also, it may be that having 6 fingers doesn't hurt the individual, but could cause dramatic problems with their offspring. By the way, do people inherit 6 fingers, or is it more due to unusual womb conditions?

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    58. Re:Primates by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Is there any particular reason why we have five fingers on each hand, and not six?

      It's not just us - most mammals do, including such varied species as bats, horses, and dolphins. The most likely explanation for this is that at some point we all had a common ancestor which randomly evolved five fingers, and it's descendants spread out to fill various niches. That's why we have so many other traits in common, as well, such as 4 limbs (although marine species have lost the hind pair), two eyes, similar internal organs, etc. The traits that work are retained, and major changes are rejected unless they provide a significant advantage.

    59. Re:Primates by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Survival of the fittest was never a formal elucidation of the theory of evolution. I think the basic definition these days is, survival of those who weren't killed by their mutations, or, survival of those not so bad off that they could actually reproduce.

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    60. Re:Primates by jalvarez13 · · Score: 1
      Well, the cases you mention are not related to a genetic mutation that gives an individual an advantage to have more children. Therefore, the term "fitter" would not apply, at least in the evolutionary sense.

      Now, if you could really identify a correlation between genes and poverty (or slashdot addiction), that would be an extraordinary achievement, albeit controversial...

      Please excuse me if my language seems rude, I'm not a native english speaker. I normally don't care, but the subject may be controversial and I might miss some subtleties.

  3. Intelligent design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's obvious fingerprints were designed by our creator to help the Police catch murderers.

    1. Re:Intelligent design by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1, Funny

      even God is hooked on watching CSI!

    2. Re:Intelligent design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fingerprints were "created" by the Creator (call it God, Yavhé, Void, etc. depending onto your religion and language) in the same maner as we place unique chips ("created" by ourselves) to laboratory rats: to study and test each one independently of others.

    3. Re:Intelligent design by mark-t · · Score: 3, Funny

      Close... they were designed by our creators so that _they_ could tell us apart... because otherwise we all look too much alike to them. Like a field of daisies.

    4. Re:Intelligent design by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      No - they were designed to prevent us from being mistaken for the Kray Brothers or Jack the Ripper. Its more inteeligent than you think :-)

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    5. Re:Intelligent design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that's why we have DNA, isn't it?

  4. CSI may have an alternate hypothesis to their use. by gblackwo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I also love how they never counterweight their centrifuges.

  5. Maybe they're for nothing? by Karganeth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If it takes an equal amount of resources for the body to grow a finger without fingerprints then it makes sense that they not meant for anything. Not everything has to have a purpose.

    1. Re:Maybe they're for nothing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not everything has to have a purpose.

      False.

    2. Re:Maybe they're for nothing? by koolfy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If fingerprints had no value (to survive/reproduce) in any way, species with and without fingerprints would be equal in the natural selection.
      That would imply that when a monkey would be born without those (genetic mutation somewhere), there would be no reason for him to be less likely to survive and reproduce than his peers having fingerprints, and when he would procreate, it would create a variation of those monkeys having no fingerprints.

      If we have fingerprints, it's genetically possible to be born without, so it's very likely that that mutation existed in the history of evolution, and that one of those specimen procreated, creating that fingerprint-less type of monkey/man.

      My point is : if it's likely to have happened that way, the only reason not to have any fingerprint-less man or monkey on earth, is that at one moment in evolution, fingerprints gave an advantage to increase the survival and reproduction rate over the other alternatives.

      I may be wrong, but that's how I understood the Darwinian model in science class...

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    3. Re:Maybe they're for nothing? by aplusjimages · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not everything has to have a purpose.

      Sometimes parents can be mean.

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    4. Re:Maybe they're for nothing? by digitig · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Careful with "purpose" -- Evolution is non-teleological, and "purpose" has no place in evolutionary explanations. I think you mean that everything has to ba adaptive, but even then I wonder how you know -- surely evolution would allow characteristics that are not adaptive as long as they have no cost. In fact, evolution depends to some extent on things that are not necessary, as Stephen J Gould pointed out -- a part of an organism can only adapt to a new function if it's not needed for something else.

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    5. Re:Maybe they're for nothing? by Aldenissin · · Score: 1

      So they were "purposely" mean?

        Anything in a living organism almost undoubtedly has a purpose, otherwise why would it be there? Sure parts of the human body have shrunken away (hair only on the head in extreme abundence, appendix) as they are no longer as useful, but they were there for some purpose originally. Even if it is a genetic mutation, it either gives the species a chance to prevail where it hadn't before or it allows the other members of the species to know this one's ancestors got into something bad, and therefore should not be bred with.

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    6. Re:Maybe they're for nothing? by maxume · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or a population of primates that happened to have fingerprints became dominant for some other reason.

      It is often the case that an environmental shift makes an existing trait advantageous (that trait may have been meaningless in the previous environment), rather than an advantageous trait arising in a static environment.

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    7. Re:Maybe they're for nothing? by funkatron · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If we have fingerprints, it's genetically possible to be born without, so it's very likely that that mutation existed in the history of evolution, and that one of those specimen procreated, creating that fingerprint-less type of monkey/man.

      I would actually question to what extent this is a possibility. Human skin has all sorts of textures and patterns, most of which we don't treat with any significance. It may be that smooth skin is actually difficult to produce by biological processes. This is a possibility that should at least be considered.

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    8. Re:Maybe they're for nothing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll buy that, but the next question would be why did THEY evolve it. Back to square one.

    9. Re:Maybe they're for nothing? by dogeatery · · Score: 1

      Though I don't believe they are for nothing, it's possible that they are. IANABiologist, but I recall The Selfish Gene: Successful genes are those that work well with others (if a pigeon was born with extra legs but no wings, his coloration would give him away to predators on the ground, for example.) If an evolutionary-stable trait (one which is connected to the (for our purposes here, useless) expression of fingerprints, then over a long period of time fingerprints would have become universally common simply because it plays well with others (doesn't get in the way, possibly helps continue replication in the future). /sure to be corrected

    10. Re:Maybe they're for nothing? by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Maybe that particular mutation hasn't happened yet, or it happened along with some other mutation that was detrimental to survival.

    11. Re:Maybe they're for nothing? by brentonboy · · Score: 1

      Careful with "purpose" -- Evolution is non-teleological, and "purpose" has no place in evolutionary explanations.

      Not disputing you, but is evolution really not teleological? I hadn't heard that before. I mean, is this a scientifically vetted point, or a reaction against creationism?

    12. Re:Maybe they're for nothing? by Yogiz · · Score: 1

      Actually most of our skin is pretty smooth. Only palms and soles including fingers and toes have that kind of texture. I'm pretty sure fingerprints had a purpose at one time or another. If they simply existed because there was no cost involved then not all people would have them.

    13. Re:Maybe they're for nothing? by Alarindris · · Score: 1

      I have a special purpose!

    14. Re:Maybe they're for nothing? by digitig · · Score: 1

      It's a scientifically vetted point, and rather the point of Darwinism (and neo-Darwinism). Survival of the fittest is survival of what is fittest at the time, not the survival of what may become fittest. There's no mechanism to look ahead, which is what a teleological interpretation would entail.

      Things do admittedly get muddier when you put human intentionality into the equation. A eugenics programme, for example, is teleological -- it has a purpose -- and can influence the direction of evolution. But that's a confusion of levels. The eugenics programme can be regarded as part of the environment, and the genes that thrive will be those that produce phenotypes that are adaptive at any given moment in the presence of that eugenics programme. The eugenics programme itself may turn out to be adaptive or not in the context of the wider environment, but again that will depend on whether the relevant phenotypes are adaptive at the time rather than in some possible future. Evolution still operates in the moment, even in the presence of purpose.

      I note that you were careful to say a scientifically vetted point, rather than scientifically proven, which is quite right. Evolutionary theory has no need of "purpose" to explain what we observe in nature. That doesn't prove that there is no purpose driving evolution, but the scientific mind is likely to prefer the simpler explanation without it.

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    15. Re:Maybe they're for nothing? by Starcub · · Score: 1

      Would you like to borrow my battering ram?

    16. Re:Maybe they're for nothing? by ignavus · · Score: 1

      Careful with "purpose" -- Evolution is non-teleological, and "purpose" has no place in evolutionary explanations. I think you mean that everything has to ba adaptive, but even then I wonder how you know -- surely evolution would allow characteristics that are not adaptive as long as they have no cost. In fact, evolution depends to some extent on things that are not necessary, as Stephen J Gould pointed out -- a part of an organism can only adapt to a new function if it's not needed for something else.

      So what you are saying is: evolution serves no purpose.

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    17. Re:Maybe they're for nothing? by digitig · · Score: 1

      So what you are saying is: evolution serves no purpose.

      Whose purpose would it serve?

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    18. Re:Maybe they're for nothing? by z-j-y · · Score: 1

      Your conclusion will not get you any funding.

  6. Yup. by El+Jynx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sounds about right. Such micro-ridges, I think, WOULD increase grip on rougher surfaces, which is what we would run into in daily life. Also, if those ridges - generally the top layer of skin - would rip off or shred, the damage done to the hand would be less than were it smooth, I would guess. IOW, maybe a safety feature?

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  7. Unlikely. by El+Jynx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's more likely for something used this much to have functional features than not. Fingers and claws have been around for quite a while. It's hard to imagine them not evolving useful properties. Of course, this can go too far. Try peeling a gecko from a wall, you need to call the Hulk to help.

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    1. Re:Unlikely. by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

      Do you mean Gecko, or "Gecko". One is the cute little guy that eats bugs and provides an easy thing to rescue girls from, the other is a 5 foot meat eating monitor lizard that tends to try and eat people trying to rescue girls from them.

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    2. Re:Unlikely. by El+Jynx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Depends. Do monitor lizards climb walls and get pulled off by Hulks? If so, probably both.

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    3. Re:Unlikely. by shentino · · Score: 1

      I think he means the one that can save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.

    4. Re:Unlikely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't mean every feature of them has to have useful properties. The features can be an arbitrary contingent consequence of having fingers.

    5. Re:Unlikely. by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

      Horrifyingly yes. A lot of the ones down here like climbing up trees.

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  8. What fingerprints are for by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 1, Redundant

    They're for US immigration to scan. Other than that they serve no other purpose, like wasps.

    Seriously though, did you know that identical twins have different fingerprints? Not so identical after all.

    1. Re:What fingerprints are for by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      Twins are very frequently very similar (same Mom same Dad same err "dice roll")
      "Identical" twins (the bet was "split") have some very minor things different due to those features having a nongenetic component (chaos theory get in the way)

      I would bet that direct clones of a person would also have Biometric differences.

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    2. Re:What fingerprints are for by shentino · · Score: 1

      Which may seem to imply that fingerprints are formed during development and are not determined by genetics.

    3. Re:What fingerprints are for by Bob9113 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Other than that they serve no other purpose, like wasps.

      Hey, if it weren't for WASPs, who would shop at The Gap or Banana Republic? Who would buy purse-sized dogs? And who would keep psychotherapists and badminton set manufacturers in business?

    4. Re:what fingerprints are for by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Nope.
      The fact that fingerprints are unique, and grow exactly in the same form even after a burn or erasure clearly shows a higher purpose.
      Don't you visit the Creationist mueseum in Texas.
      God made us. In his image.
      And his fingerprint is what all of us have.

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    5. Re:What fingerprints are for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, it the police that went back in time to start this evolution. Interesting. /me rubs chin.

      I kind of like that idea.

    6. Re:what fingerprints are for by Reziac · · Score: 1

      That's my contention too... based on a lot of side-thoughts but mainly on the fact that dogs' noses also have a unique print, which probably serves no "purpose" either, but is just an artifact of the way skin develops, and the type of skin found on commonly-used pressure points (hands, feet, or with dogs, noses).

      Remember, your toes, soles, and palms ALSO have unique "prints". I'd hazard that the microwrinkles in everyone's skin are the same thing (and equally unique), just less "codified" because that skin is not normally a pressure point against the rest of the environment.

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  9. Its for biometric authentication by dogganos · · Score: 1

    you idiot!

  10. Re:what do you think? by malchus842 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Throughout history, there have been lots of questions that science has not been able to answer. But science is not static. Over time, it has been able to answer more and more questions and close more and more of the 'gaps.'

    For any theist, the 'God of the Gaps' defense is pretty weak. Just because we don't understand something doesn't require a God (or gods) to explain it.

    This is not a rejection of theism, but simply a comment on science - just because we don't have an answer now doesn't mean we won't have an answer in the future. And not having an answer does not imply that there is a (or many) God(s).

  11. Prevent excess masturbation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Then we invented lube

    1. Re:Prevent excess masturbation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Non mutilated men do not need lube.

    2. Re:Prevent excess masturbation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also get less blowjobs, and don't last as long. ;)

    3. Re:Prevent excess masturbation by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend has no problems with either of those..

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  12. Re:what do you think? by Mascot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just one more thing science can't answer. Of course the answer is obvious but no scientist would ever consider that.

    Agreed. I'm not a scientist and to me the answer is as obvious as it is to you.

    It is clearly a case of aliens genetically modifying the species to easily identify individuals; we do the same in tagging wildlife.

  13. Re:CSI may have an alternate hypothesis to their u by Joebert · · Score: 4, Informative

    They use auto-balancing centrifuges.

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  14. Ridged for extra pleasure? by itsdapead · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry.

    I'll get my coat.

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    1. Re:Ridged for extra pleasure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Make sure you have more than just the coat, okay?

    2. Re:Ridged for extra pleasure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ack!! go back to the "The Register"

    3. Re:Ridged for extra pleasure? by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      Ack!! go back to the "The Register"

      But I didn't even mention Paris Hilton!!!

      Anyway - what's so "Ack!" about those potato chips with ridges to hold extra flavoring?

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  15. tactile sensation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    There is a fair amount of evidence that they increase tactile sensitivity. We have nerves that are sensitive to specific vibrational frequencies. As fingerprints run over edges, then generate vibrations at frequencies we have maximal sensitivity for.

    http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/abstract/323/5920/1503

    1. Re:tactile sensation by tommyhj · · Score: 1

      Exactly, I thought that was common knowledge. Ridges create vibrations when dragged over a surface, that small organelles can sense - not nerves per se, but sensors that translates small vibrations into what we perceive as touching something.

      Still, quantifying how much extra grip the fingerprints supply is good basic science, just a shame that the scientist didn't read up on other reasons for us having them.

    2. Re:tactile sensation by djMouton · · Score: 1

      Thought of this earlier today while running an index finger across my MacBook's aluminum chassis. Intentional or not, those unibdies hum like Swarovski crystal.

    3. Re:tactile sensation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and trivial to prove. Try sanding off your prints. Now touch a rough surface. Oh gees, you feels nothing! Kind of basic, yah.

    4. Re:tactile sensation by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      So, they are to read Braille?

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    5. Re:tactile sensation by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      Could it also be hardiness? Fingers seem like an obvious avenue for infection.

  16. it's hard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    ...to suppress the knowledge of a designer, particularly with such a stupid idea as evolution!

  17. Someplace for the oil to go? by TREE · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe they work like treads on car tires... let there be someplace for liquids to move *away* from to improve grip. Or, maybe having "with oil" and "without oil" surfaces that can be selected by varying grip allows gripping different types of surfaces.

    Also, grip isn't the only thing hands do. Wiping or scrubbing with your fingers requires some level of abrasiveness.

    I suspect that there may be a connection between building calluses and having prints. Possibly, prints are just the way we make "tough" skin that is more resistant to injury.

    1. Re:Someplace for the oil to go? by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      If I was swinging from a tree, I'm not even sure I would use the tips of my fingers to grip the branch. Certainly chopping them off is likely to make my grip worse rather than better, but it is more the end of the fingers nearer the palm of the hand that would take the burden of the grip.

  18. Re:what do you think? by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

    Just one more thing science can't answer. Of course the answer is obvious but no scientist would ever consider [i]that[/i].

    Obviously its so God can sort you out later.

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  19. ummm where did captain obvious go? by meow27 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Other researchers have suggested that the ridges could increase our fingerpads' touch sensitivity."

    from TFA (sorry i can figure out how to use the quote function :/)

    how is this not obvious? where he have some sort of ridge like pattern (hands, feet) we have more sensitive nerves there. The ridges increase surface area of our skin which means we can feel more using up less volume

    the star nosed mole is the perfect example of increased surface area for more touch sensitivity.

    1. Re:ummm where did captain obvious go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how is this not obvious?

      To a lot of people it is. Thing is, in science, "derr, it's obvious!" generally isn't an acceptable argument. What they probably meant was "yeah we're pretty confident that's what they do, we just haven't got around to proving it yet".

    2. Re:ummm where did captain obvious go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correlation is not causation, we also use (or used to use) these parts to move. There could easily be something else that causes both.

    3. Re:ummm where did captain obvious go? by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      And by the same token, that's just as useless as "der, it's obvious!".

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    4. Re:ummm where did captain obvious go? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2, Informative

      <quote>quote goes here</quote>

      If you copy and paste that you'll get this:

      quote goes here

      You can also do <b>bold</b>, <i>italic</i>, and a few other basic things:

      You can also do bold, italic, and a few other basic things.

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    5. Re:ummm where did captain obvious go? by 56 · · Score: 1

      In other news, a similar study into the purpose of the human eye has failed to draw any valid conclusions about their purpose. Scientists were unable to determine the exact purpose of the human eye, although more studies are planned for 2010.

    6. Re:ummm where did captain obvious go? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      But is it truly obvious? It needs to be tested. If it's not tested in some manner, then it's not science. There are times when common sense isn't, and it doesn't apply to the circumstance. We don't make progress in true understanding unless the knowledge is tested in some way to prove whether we know something or not.

    7. Re:ummm where did captain obvious go? by jez9999 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm posting from a Commodore 64, you insensitive clod.

    8. Re:ummm where did captain obvious go? by W33B · · Score: 1

      get back to your twittering then...

    9. Re:ummm where did captain obvious go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On my keyboard, the quote function is just to the left of the Enter key (you have to hold the shift key at the same time).

    10. Re:ummm where did captain obvious go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how did you show the tags as they are? i mean without the text being formatted?

  20. Re:what do you think? by aplusjimages · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hi 120795, I'm 939458. It's very nice to meet you.

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  21. Putting half of your post in the subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Makes me want to stab you.

    1. Re:Putting half of your post in the subject by gblackwo · · Score: 1

      It was a short post. Honestly I had nothing to say in the body, and rather than leave it blank, or try to divide the subject between the subject and body, I included another item I found funny. How would you have done it?

    2. Re:Putting half of your post in the subject by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Dude! If you kill him his buddies will track you down using forensic evidence.

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    3. Re:Putting half of your post in the subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You put the content in the body, and use the subject (summary) as the subject .
      Like this:

      CSI? (Score:5, Funny)

      CSI may have an alternate hypothesis to their use.
      I also love how they never counterweight their centrifuges.

    4. Re:Putting half of your post in the subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, actually put the post content in the body where it's effing supposed to go?

      SUBJECTS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.

  22. Different finger prints by hansraj · · Score: 1

    Of course they don't ask why people have unique finger prints. Maybe it evolved to make murderers easier to catch.

    I would guess that the only question is why at all do we have finger prints. The uniqueness would then be expected since it would be much more complicated for a system giving rise to same print for everyone to evolve. Start with a system that produces finger prints (for whatever reason), and the usual error while copying the genetic code would certainly make sure that people get unique finger prints.

    1. Re:Different finger prints by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Or maybe the command is simply 'make tiny ridges' and leaves the body to figure out the details.

    2. Re:Different finger prints by osu-neko · · Score: 3, Informative

      Even without errors in copying the genetic code, people get unique finger prints. The overall pattern and general style will end up the same, but they're still unique, even between twins with identical DNA. Reminds me of the markings on the cloned cat. The clone was a calico, just like the original, but that seemly random pattern in a calico's fur? Turns out, it actually is somewhat random. Identical DNA doesn't produce identical fingerprints either...

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  23. Wanking by Hognoxious · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Is not a city in China.

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    1. Re:Wanking by Dr.Fujitronic · · Score: 1

      Is not a city in China.

      ... but Fucking is a village in Austria. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria

    2. Re:Wanking by rbrausse · · Score: 1

      there are many villages with obscene names (at least in English) - what about a trip to Petting?

  24. Re:what do you think? by master5o1 · · Score: 1

    I always thought it might be to give me more pleasure while I fap.

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  25. National Public Radio's Science Friday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The USA's National Public Radio show, "Science Friday" discussed this:

            http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=105310429&ft=1&f=5

    The show talks about this result, and reveals that New world monkeys have similarly ridged
    skin on the gripping side of their tails. Touch sensitivity, and resistance to blistering are
    posited as potential answers.

  26. Many things by bytesex · · Score: 4, Insightful

    More grip, larger surface, which means more flexibility, more nerve-endings - more sensitivity, better warmth-exchange, 'folded-up-ness', which means more protection from wounds, easier to clean (like footprints, the mud just falls out), 'little bits that stick out' - meaning more sensitivity again.

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    1. Re:Many things by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Actually it's the bits that don't stick out that provide the sensitivity. It's kind of like a microserrated knife, they're shaped like so if you turn them edge-up: ___A____A____A____A___ The edges of the A's and the flats are sharpened, and the A's sticking out protect the other sharp parts. The raised parts of your fingers are worn off quickly and easily (it's happened to me dozens of times... but I never burned them off, so they still come back every time, even when I get cuts etc) but the grooves aren't so much... I've only worn them down far enough to challenge that part of my finger surface when doing a lot of fine, gritty wet sanding (e.g. on auto body.)

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  27. Bad science or bad journalism? by YourExperiment · · Score: 5, Insightful

    With articles such as this, it's hard to tell whether we're being subjected to bad science or bad journalism. Both the summary and TFA quite categorically state that the "myth" of fingerprints being used to improve grip has been disproven. They then go on to describe how this experiment tested whether fingerprints helped when grasping an extremely smooth surface, and found out that they didn't (well okay, actually they did, but not by very much).

    Finally, some alternate hypotheses as to why fingerprints evolved are posited, the first of which is: they may improve grip on rough surfaces. Not acrylic glass or anything, but those other kind of surfaces - you know, the type that actually occur in nature.

    I'm pretty sure I don't know much more now than I did before I read the article.

    1. Re:Bad science or bad journalism? by INT_QRK · · Score: 1

      Bingo! Wonderful insight! The popular press (and /.) is a wonderful pool for fishing interesting topics for further reading, attention, or contemplation. Anyone I know who has lived life for any length of time and has experienced real world events only to have later read of them finds that almost all contemporary press accounts are either incomplete, misleading, or overly simplistic. That's not to indict the press. It's human nature. In the military one learns never to trust first reports. Criminologists say that eye-witness accounts are notoriously unreliable. Casual attention results in vague awareness. C'est la vie.

    2. Re:Bad science or bad journalism? by TinBromide · · Score: 1

      Hmm, so TFA says that the myth of fingerprints improving grip is busted, and then begin to posit that fingerprints improve grip? I call bad journalism, probably because the paper states other things to test, doesn't mention the myth, and the journalist wanted to go with the science busting myth meme that has been so popular since mythbusters premiered.

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    3. Re:Bad science or bad journalism? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      They may have more value in gripping *rough* surfaces, for the same reason that serrated knives stay sharp longer than smooth-edged knives -- only a small amount of the skin (or knife edge) ever comes in contact with abrasive hard surfaces, therefore improving skin (and knife) endurance. Also, it's easier to grip rough surfaces (as occur in nature) if the gripper isn't entirely smooth.

      But even after all that.. it's still extremely trivial as it would affect everyday life; I'd guess well below any threshold that would affect survival. So I'll stick with my own theory (posted above) that it's just a developmental artifact of normal skin, and has no dedicated function.

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    4. Re:Bad science or bad journalism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I think we'd want to look at the methodology too. Something is odd about this one.

      I worked a while with a chap who'd worn his pads smooth from his day-job making elm & maple baskets. He had trouble with wrenches. There'd be a regular clank from a dropped wrench in the shop, and he'd have to curl his fingers around them more to pick up. Couldn't do the usual 'tip-grip' that you and I do to pick up a steel wrench. Ditto sockets, rulers, pens, and the like. There was nothing else odd about the chap, and he used to work as a mechanic without the trouble. The slippage was just an annoyance that came along after the wear problem.

      I have a similar problem with one little finger where I destroyed the pad on a belt sander, and had a smooth section grow back. The un-printed area is slick. Can't really call it scar tissue anymore because that was about fifteen years ago. There's just no pad because the sides had to grow together in place.

      Maybe there's a difference with pure flat surfaces dragged in Dr. Ennos's method, as opposed (sorry) to pressing the pads around a curved smooth surface? Maybe subtle surface moisture and dust content comes into play? Kudos to Dr. Ennos for applying science, but I suspect this experiment isn't going to be the last word, but rather an interesting start of a direction of inquiry.

    5. Re:Bad science or bad journalism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, these guys are idiots. They did not make a dynamic "wet" testing.
      The groves help to get primary grip on surface layer with water film . After the water is expelled, the "static" measurement will not give you big difference. But given time to expel the water and get the "direct" contact between the surfaces, the grooves help a lot. Any driver (cyclist, motorbike driver) will tell you that groves do not improve grip on a dry surface. But try to drive on slicks during the rain and you know what the groves are for.
      And "outdoor" humans (and pre-humans) had to catch and handle wet things pretty often.
      They had to walk (you have prints on feet too) , more accent ancestors had to hang catch a wet branch without falling on their asses.
      And this days it helps to hold a wet pint of Guinness.
      And yes, I am a physicist.

  28. The real question is: by Hurricane78 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Why do they have to be for something?
    Evolution does not forbid random things, that are neither bad nor good for something.

    Sometimes, humans try too much, to fit things into the artificial set of meta-rules that they did create, to describe the complex results of more basic and emergent rules. But those meta-rules have their own artifacts, that are not present in the basic rules and therefore are not present in the world. Like there having to be a "reason" for everything. A human concept that should describe causality, but adds something more to it, which does not exist in reality.

    Other than that, it is obvious, that they enhance the grip, even in situations with liquids.

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  29. It's obvious why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Book 'im Dano.

  30. Dr. Ennos actually prefers another theory by Cryp2Nite · · Score: 1

    "My preferred theory is that they allow the skin to deform and thus stop blistering. That is why we get blisters on the smooth parts of our hands and feet and not the ridged areas: our fingerpads, palms and soles."

    http://www.manchester.ac.uk/aboutus/news/display/?id=4715

    1. Re:Dr. Ennos actually prefers another theory by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      I've gotten blisters on my palms before.

  31. Finally an answer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can't tell you how many times I've been out back, trying to climb up my giant sheet of plexiglass, wondering why I just can't seem to get a good grip.

    Now I know! Thank you, "scientists"!

  32. Re:what do you think? by jonbryce · · Score: 1, Interesting

    My view is that the reason science and religion come up with different answers is because they ask different questions.

    Science can tell you how to create a bomb that will kill lots of people. Religion can try to tell you whether or not creating such a bomb is a good idea.

  33. fingerprints don't provide an improved grip? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    So what? Who is to say they aren't slowly evolving away and they were much more pronounced in the past when we needed it living out in the wild?

    Much like an appendix, its most likely something once useful that is on the way out. Evolution doesn't happen overnight.

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    1. Re:fingerprints don't provide an improved grip? by Nirvelli · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But the appendix isn't on its way out, it's there for after you've had diarrhea.

    2. Re:fingerprints don't provide an improved grip? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Such a function is expected to be useful in a culture lacking modern sanitation and healthcare practice, where diarrhea may be prevalent.

      Assuming they are correct ( its still just a theory ), as the human race continues to advance the need would be reduced and eventually eliminated, so ya, it should be 'evolved out' of the species.

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    3. Re:fingerprints don't provide an improved grip? by johnsonav · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Assuming they are correct ( its still just a theory ), as the human race continues to advance the need would be reduced and eventually eliminated, so ya, it should be 'evolved out' of the species.

      What is the selection pressure? The places people live with better sanitation (reducing the need for an appendix), are the same ones where appendicitis is a treatable condition; so it's more or less a wash.

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    4. Re:fingerprints don't provide an improved grip? by Thiez · · Score: 1

      > its most likely something once useful that is on the way out. Evolution doesn't happen overnight.

      Unless NOT having fingerprints is more useful than having them (and the difference in 'usefulness' is a significant one), they is no pressure to get rid of them, meaning we may just keep them indefinitely.

  34. my guess by purpleque · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am going to go with...They are for increasing touch sensations on the fingertips to increase detection of differences and variations in textures of objects.

  35. Re:what do you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This is not a rejection of theism"

    Wimp. Reject theism. The only thing it gets used for in society today is to justify prejudice.

  36. It seems pretty apparent... by gbickford · · Score: 2, Funny

    Celestial barcodes. The gods are thinking of moving towards an RFID based solution but for now it works.

  37. Re:what do you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My view is that the reason science and religion come up with different answers is because they ask different questions.

    Q: What makes a rainbow?

    Science A:A rainbow is an optical and meteorological phenomenon that causes a spectrum of light to appear in the sky when the Sun shines onto droplets of moisture in the Earth's atmosphere. They take the form of a multicoloured arc, with red on the outer part of the arch and violet on the inner section of the arch. The light is first refracted as it enters the surface of the raindrop, reflected off the back of the drop, and again refracted as it leaves the drop. The overall effect is that the incoming light is reflected back over a wide range of angles, with the most intense light at an angle of 40 - 42 degrees.
     

    Religion A:It's a sign of God's promise to Noah to never again flood the earth. (Genesis 9.13-15)
     
     

    Science, to me, is about observing the world, and hopefully learning something. Religion seems to be about accepting answers from thousands of years ago without questioning their merit.

  38. It's really quite obvious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Humans are the only species who regularly consume large amounts of ice-cold beer. Fingerprints enhance the displacement of water, providing a firmer grip and thus increased consumption and less spillage. I for one am exceedingly thankful and have left my prints on cans and bottles throughout this world.

  39. Acrylic? Really? by Forthan+Red · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing that there probably wasn't a whole lot of acrylic around during the evolutionary period when fingerprints developed.

  40. Re:what do you think? by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 1

    Now god only flood small parts of the world at a time...

  41. five fingers by eric-x · · Score: 1

    Isn't this the same question as why we have 5 fingers on each hand instead of 4 or 6?
    Evolution won't remove/change features if it isn't a disadvantage for the survival.
    So perhaps you have to look at species way before humans and monkeys.

  42. evolution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's the problem i have with evolution. i find it hard to believe that people born with a few extra ridges in their fingertips were so improved that they dominated the species so we all have them. And troll me if you want, but when did a birds body get the intelligence to start growing feathers even though for hundreds of generations the feathers must have been completely useless?

    And whats up with the big bang?! Who made that shit up?!

  43. Improper Use of Subject Line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By properly using the subject line to state the subject, and the body to state that which you wish to say.

    1. Re:Improper Use of Subject Line by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      So you mean "be redundant".

  44. Re:what do you think? by somersault · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The only difference between you and someone who doesn't understand logic is.. almost exactly nothing. Science doesn't require irrational belief, it is simply based upon more and more thorough observation and testable hypothesis', while religion is based upon shallow observation and wishful thinking.

    The key difference to me between religion and science is that religious folks have to explain all new observations in such a way that it will fit into their current worldview, because they are terrified that conflicting ideas will mean their god doesn't exist. Most Christians in my family are terrified to look more into evolution, with the only time they view anything on it being when they read Christian articles to reassure themselves that it isn't true without doing any research. Scientists will simply say "oh well we were wrong about that, now we can record this new and more accurate understanding of things and keep working to understand even more". They do not let irrational fears restrict their thinking.

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  45. Simple really by xednieht · · Score: 1

    Fingerprints are for creating jobs for law enforcement, all part of the master plan.

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  46. Re:what do you think? by RealGrouchy · · Score: 0, Troll

    Religion can try to tell you whether or not creating such a bomb is a good idea.

    Ah, so as an Atheist, I have license to blow shit up because I don't have a god to know any better?

    - RG>

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  47. Picking your nose by goombah99 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Picking your nose seems like a good enough reason.

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    1. Re:Picking your nose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then why are they designed so you can pick your friend's nose?

  48. Tree Rings by PleaseFearMe · · Score: 1

    For some reason, when I look at my fingerprints, I think of tree rings. When we were little fetuses still growing fingers, perhaps there was something about how the skin extends itself that causes an oscillation pattern. This would explain why all the ridges curve along the tip of the finger. There are a few major forms of fingerprints that are caused randomly, which may be explained by the environment the hand area was in when the fingers were formed. Maybe whorls are formed when a side of the developing finger was rubbing against something. Arches seem to be the most natural shape, just skin pushing itself out.

  49. Sexy by Demonantis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Fingerprints might not have any use. There could be a multitude of reasons why people have them. People could find them sexy or fear anyone that doesn't have them. They could simple be a by product of another mutation that benefited humans. Evolution is a fun random thing without any real directional purpose. Some times yes mutations are beneficial other times not. People have a lot of trouble understanding that.

  50. Scientists are Stupid Sometimes by rxan · · Score: 1

    Roland Ennos designed a machine which enabled him to measure the amount of friction generated by a fingerprint when it was in contact with an acrylic glass at varying levels of pressure.

    Acrylic glass. Now that sounds like something primates would be gripping thousands of years ago!

    The results showed that friction levels increased by a much smaller amount than had been anticipated, debunking the hypothesis that fingerprints provide an improved grip. Ennos believes that fingerprints may have evolved to grip onto rough surfaces...

    This proves that fingerprints do not improve grip... instead we hypothesize that they might be evolved to improve grip. Really? *shakes head*

  51. Ribbed for extra ...? by wisty · · Score: 1, Funny

    Perhaps they helped attract mates?

    1. Re:Ribbed for extra ...? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Perhaps they helped attract mates?

      Naturally ribbed, err... fingers, for her pleasure?

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    2. Re:Ribbed for extra ...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naturally ribbed, err... fingers, for her pleasure?

      Is that a de facto endorsement of lesbianism by mother nature? Or something else? Think about it.

    3. Re:Ribbed for extra ...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naturally ribbed, err... fingers, for her pleasure?

      Don't you mean his?

    4. Re:Ribbed for extra ...? by jack2000 · · Score: 1

      What you can only pleasure females with your splendid, ribbed, moist, naturally evolved for gripping hands?
      mmmm... I'll have to get back to you on that... I'll be busy now...

    5. Re:Ribbed for extra ...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't talk... eating

  52. Re:what do you think? by jonbryce · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Aetheism is a religion.

  53. Say what? by Akita24 · · Score: 1

    So was this a test to determine if we've developed a characteristic through millions of years of evolution that allows us to grip acrylic glass better? Last time I checked, how well something grips depends considerably on what is being gripped. I doubt there was much natural selection for the ability to grip "acrylic glass." Now, if they'd tested for grip on tree bark while swinging they might be on to something ...

    1. Re:Say what? by ^_^x · · Score: 1

      Just what I was thinking. So a ridged surface doesn't do much better at grabbing a hard, perfectly smooth one... how about something with more than zero texture?

  54. Um... by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    I lose my fingerprints from time to time due to a skin condition, and I drop things a lot more when they're not there. While that's anecdotal and lacks a lot of scientific rigor, I'm not inclined to discard the idea that they're there to improve grip.

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  55. Re:what do you think? by yttrstein · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Right, or you can just ask someone with no fingerprints, like my uncle who went through a certain kind of auto-immune chemo treatment which caused his fingerprints to peel away permanently over the course of several months.

    He says his fingertips are no longer nearly as sensitive to heat and cold, and his ability to identify different sorts of rough surfaces has diminished severely; he can't tell the difference between rubber and suede for example without looking now.

    I'm sure he'd be willing to have a phone call with an inquisitive scientist, should there be any out there who also have a well developed sense of the obvious.

  56. Re:what do you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Juvenile bullshit. How old are you?

    People are evil. Religion provides a convenient hate concept and rebellion outlet for teenagers, but it is in no way the cause.

  57. Re:what do you think? by stonewallred · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Morality and ethics can do the same, and do not require the belief in an invisible sky wizard.

  58. Re:what do you think? by stonewallred · · Score: 1, Redundant

    wrong, on more levels than you are aware.

  59. No, The real question is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do they vary so much? Aside from a few mutations and birth defects, we all have 2 arms, 2 legs, 10 fingers, etc. Even if they don't serve a purpose, why does everyone have different fingerprints?

    1. Re:No, The real question is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet my height is different than yours. Same for the colour of my eyes. Same for the number of hairs on my head. Same for the length of my 2 arms, 2 legs, and 10 fingers. Our faces I expect to look very different. I bet even most of our organs, while very similar, don't look exactly alike.

      Why shouldn't they vary? Why do you not wonder about ALL these other things? You are literally surrounded by people who look NOTHING LIKE YOU, yet you only look at their fingerprints and ask 'Why do they not look alike?!' as if finding a dissimilarity with your fellow men is a profound discovery.

      There really is no reason to hard-code the position of every single cell in your body. If having 'some ridges' on your fingers is somehow an advantage, and the exact form and shape of these ridges does not significantly affect their usefulness, then evolution will likely settle on instructing your body to 'just generate some ridges within these parameters', because coding for a specific pattern is tricky and useless.

  60. Re:what do you think? by yourassOA · · Score: 1

    Hey people are fanatical about their religions and people who believe in science as their god are embarrassed to admit their faith. But believing in something you can't prove is faith. What a conundrum.

  61. what fingerprints are for by viralMeme · · Score: 1

    Fingerprints are for nothing. Fingerprints are a byproduct of the processes necessary for the production of new cell growth.

  62. Re:what do you think? by sorak · · Score: 1

    Just one more thing science can't answer. Of course the answer is obvious but no scientist would ever consider [i]that[/i].

    Forgive me for feeding a troll, but I am assuming that the obvious answer is whatever religion your pappy taught you...So why would a god or devil or FSM care about fingerprints?

  63. md5sum /dev/human /dev/fingerprint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fingerprints are the md5sum of our DNA code.

    1. Re:md5sum /dev/human /dev/fingerprint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (there was supposed to be a ">" between /dev/human and /dev/fingerprint, damn lazy sanitization/quoting)

  64. Re:what do you think? by LinkX39 · · Score: 1

    This may be off on some random tangent but it sparked some feelings within me that have always been bothersome: why are we so set on the idea that God and science are mutually exclusive? Why is it that evolution negates the very possibility that a god exists while belief in God requires us to reject evolution? Is it simply because of what is said in the Bible....? Perhaps it's my Christian upbringing coupled with my natural curiosity for science (I am by no means a science expert, simply a "fan" so to speak) but my view of the Bible, creationism in particular, is a little more abstract than literal.

    Think of it this way: if you are explaining a difficult concept to a small child, how do you go about doing it? You dumb it down, put it into words they can understand. You use ideas that they are familiar with in order to get the message across. Doing so may sometimes change the literal meaning of what you're saying but as long as it helps the child understand the concept your goal is achieved. I believe that is how the Bible was written. Concepts of how the world came to be or how we came onto this planet would have made no sense to the people when the Bible was written, so the message was dumbed down. The important thing is the underlying message, not an exact historical account of what happened. This can also explain the existence of different religions as well since different people would have thought differently.

    I'm sure I'm not the first to have these ideas but it amazes me how more people don't feel this same way. I don't know, maybe it's just my mind's way of neatly explaining away the inconsistencies with the Bible and the world, but it makes sense to me, and in the end if there is no God but my beliefs help me to live my life as a good person then religion has done its job.

  65. Re:what do you think? by jonbryce · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "I believe there is no God" is as much a statement of faith as "There is no God but Allah, Muhammad is his messenger". There is no scientific evidence to prove or disprove either statement.

  66. Re:what do you think? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    Just one more thing science can't answer. Of course the answer is obvious but no scientist would ever consider [i]that[/i].

    Just a tip: we speak HTML here. We don't look kindly on outsiders coming in here and speaking BBCode.

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  67. Re:what do you think? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    Maybe the rainbows are a warning to the other parts.

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  68. God by noname444 · · Score: 1

    Theists are always using the wrong arguments when the try to disprove atheists. They're all about how well bananas fit in the hand and whatnot. That kind of stuff is easily explained by evolution.

    Now this, on the other hand, is a good argument. We're all equipped with unique signatures for easy identification, and not only that. We leave a trail where ever we've been so we can be tracked using the same unique identifiers. They provide no apparent benefit, the identification/tracking part can clearly not be attributed to evolution since we figured out how to use it only a couple of thousand years ago.

    Now why do we have unique identifiers that also allows us to be tracked easily?

    I'm an atheist, but this is the kind of stuff that makes the debate interesting. ;)
    (I guess it's a "good" argument for intelligent design, but not really for an omnipotent, omniscient deity)

    1. Re:God by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Theists are always using the wrong arguments when the try to disprove atheists. They're all about how well bananas fit in the hand and whatnot. That kind of stuff is easily explained by evolution.

      You're assuming all theists don't believe in evolution, and all atheists do.

    2. Re:God by noname444 · · Score: 1

      It was just an example really. But you're right. Not all theists reject evolution and not all atheists accept it.

    3. Re:God by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      Now why do we have unique identifiers that also allows us to be tracked easily?

      Why does a bullet have a pattern of scratches on it that sometimes* allows it to be tracked back to the gun that fired it? Nobody designed that in - its just an unintended consequence of being unable to make two gun barrels absolutely identical that happens to have a practical upshot.

      (* Maybe not quite so unerringly as on CSI, but...)

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    4. Re:God by noname444 · · Score: 1

      Yes, you're right. I just said that this argument makes more sense to me than for instance the banana argument.

    5. Re:God by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      Yes, you're right. I just said that this argument makes more sense to me than for instance the banana

      Please tell me that link is a joke. It must be, I mean, the guy even points out that the banana:

      "Has a point at top for ease of entry"

      Indeed. I'm sure there was a Commandment against that!

      However, the banana argument is "better" than yours - which just picks one isolated factoid - in the (limited) sense that it does exemplify a more general observation that needs explaining: lots of fruit seem to be suspiciously well "packaged" as food. Of course, evolution does explain how that could happen (all the better to get your seeds spread by helpful animals) and our banana-abusing friend simply ignores that.

      It is difficult to envision evolution working if you don't have a handle on the timescale involved (last second before midnight on New Year's Eve and all that). What are the odds that our Musaphilic friend also believes that the Earth was created in 4004BC?

      PS: I was going to point out that the purported "intelligent designer" didn't do a very good job on coconuts (a bugger to open and liable to brain people standing underneath trees) and those nice appetizing looking belladonna berries - but then I thought about those ruddy blister packs that memory cards and stuff came in, which mucks up that analogy :-)

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    6. Re:God by Starcub · · Score: 1

      Theists are always using the wrong arguments when the try to disprove atheists. They're all about how well bananas fit in the hand and whatnot. That kind of stuff is easily explained by evolution.

      Now this, on the other hand, is a good argument.

      Why fingerprints though, as opposed to say, dental imprints? Surely there are other ways to uniquely ID people, some of which we probably don't know about yet; of what significance is one over another?

  69. Re:what do you think? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    It's flamebaity point but it's not completely false. Carl Sagan had a graph of scientific progress - basically very rapid in Ancient Greece and zero in the Dark Ages. As Christianity lost its grip in Europe science picked up again. Mind you scientfic progress wasn't exactly stellar in the pre Christian Roman Empire too. Even the Roman Republic didn't seem to produce much science or literature compared to Athens.

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  70. Re:what do you think? by sorak · · Score: 1

    My view is that the reason science and religion come up with different answers is because they ask different questions.

    Erm...Religion tries to answer all the questions science does. That's why Galileo and Darwin have been declared heretics; religion tried to answer a question, and scientists provided a better answer, with evidence. The difference is that behavior and philosophy are subjective and cannot be proven or disproven by the scientific method.

    So, as Science continues to advance, those who would have previously proclaimed "Religion answers all questions" are now being forced to change their proclamation to "Religion answers all questions that science cannot". But I still have my doubts about the later claim.

  71. Re:what do you think? by vadim_t · · Score: 4, Informative

    Most atheists explain it as "I won't believe until I see proof of it", though, which is very much scientific.

  72. Re:what do you think? by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

    Atheism isn't a religion any more than black is a colour, or cold is an additive property.

    - RG>

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  73. Re:what do you think? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Funny

    More accurately, the rainbow was representative of the promise that God would never again destroy the whole earth with water. We get fire next time.

  74. Re:what do you think? by Enleth · · Score: 1

    And how do you call someone who tells you "I don't care wether there are any gods or not, because I don't have a need to believe in a deity"? Isn't this atheism, too?

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  75. Surely it's way skin grows? by improfane · · Score: 1

    I imagine fingerprints are just the way the cells happen to divide and the unique pattern is just the result of random growth.

    It's like if you look at the back of your had, you see slight lines everywhere, that makes your skin look like scales. It serves no purpose; it is an artefact of growth.

    This is an armchair theory though.

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  76. Re:what do you think? by Reziac · · Score: 1

    That's an interesting question, and now that you mention it, I'm one of those, whatever they are. "Atheism" does actually mean "without gods", NOT "anti-gods".

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  77. Re:what do you think? by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Some say the world will end in fire,
    Some say in ice.
    From what I've tasted of desire
    I hold with those who favor fire.
    But if it had to perish twice,
    I think I know enough of hate
    To say that for destruction ice
    Is also great
    And would suffice.

    -- Robert Frost

    http://www.english.illinois.edu/maps/poets/a_f/frost/fireice.htm
    read the interesting comment by Tom Hansen, about the 3rd one down.

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  78. Don't over think this... by barfy · · Score: 1

    Our original alien creators gave us fingerprints for identification purposes. Just because we had lost that information before we regained it, doesn't change anything. It is for ID purposes...

  79. Creationst view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are there to make it easy for our Fingerprint-taking Overlords to monitor and control us

  80. Re:what do you think? by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

    It's not so much that you have license as that you believe you have license.

  81. Re:what do you think? by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

    Actually, Galileo was declared a heretic because he was a complete douchebag and deliberately offended men powerful in the Church.

  82. Re:what do you think? by Fribulator · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Although that seems like a good idea at first, if the treatment was powerful enough to remove his fingerprints, it could have caused some nerve damage as well, which could cause his diminished sensitivity. However, if he (and other such people) were to submit to tests and scans and general research, they would surely prove helpful in deciphering the mystery of the fingerprint.

  83. Re:what do you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just believing in something doesn't make it a religion, i can believe that the cia caused 9/11, doesn't mean that's a religion.
    the point to religion is that it has narratives, symbols, practices, rituals and supernatural beings. atheism has not one of those things.

  84. Re:what do you think? by EddyPearson · · Score: 1

    So, the whole bloody thing is total waste of time.

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  85. Related News by kandela · · Score: 1

    In Related News

    The Beauty industry say that regardless of functionality, they will soon develop fingerprint smoothing hand cream; to go with pore-less look foundation. Soon you will be able to say goodbye to unsightly fingerprints.

    Creationists say they are not surprised and that God gave us fingerprints because he wanted right wing governments to be able to keep track of unbelievers better. They note that no angel has ever been known to have finger-prints.

    Palm readers everywhere say that this truth had already been revealed to them through years of study. Sceptics countered that it is easy to say that after the study has been released.

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  86. Well, duh! by toriver · · Score: 1

    They are there as a tag system so that our alien slave masters can register their property. Don't everyone know that?

  87. Blood by Silviiro · · Score: 1

    Odd how they neglect to remember that the dermal papillae also serve to expose more epithelial tissue to the blood supply easier. Did they forget to read their High School Anatomy book?

  88. Re:CSI may have an alternate hypothesis to their u by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    How do you know there's not using an auto-balancing centrifuge? I mean, I don't watch the show myself, so maybe I'm way off base, but it sounds like a dumb complaint to me.

  89. Bald is not a hair color by sesquipedalian_one · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The "faith" of an atheist is not the same as the faith of a theist. You're conflating two different uses of the word. I have faith that there is no god in exactly the same way that I have faith that there is no Flying Spaghetti Monster, or that I have faith that Russel's teapot does not, in fact, exist. If you want to call that "faith," it's within the boundaries of English usage, but it's an entirely different faith than positive faith in a particular god. And you clearly have no clue about scientific evidence. The default position is we assume things do not exist unless we are presented with positive evidence to the contrary. It's the theists who have the burden of proof, not the atheists. To this point, the theists have failed spectacularly.

    1. Re:Bald is not a hair color by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      The default position is we assume things do not exist unless we are presented with positive evidence to the contrary

      No. No, no, NO.

      Science's core position is "The simplest explanation in the most correct one", and "existance is persistent." Science is also a system of disproving statements, not proving them, but that's something else altogether.

      The core scientific evidence for a deity's existence is the persistent worldwide belief in one. While this is far from sufficient, it is non-zero, greater than Russell's teapot, and sufficient to render a deity's existence "scientifically plausible but untestable."

      Atheism needs to be labeled and treated as a religion for the exact same reason as all other religions do: because it is a personal belief that, when unrecognized, can distort scientific findings and, on a long-enough timeline, undermine the acceptance of science.

    2. Re:Bald is not a hair color by Thiez · · Score: 1

      > The core scientific evidence for a deity's existence is the persistent worldwide belief in one. While this is far from sufficient, it is non-zero, greater than Russell's teapot, and sufficient to render a deity's existence "scientifically plausible but untestable."

      There are many, many worldwide beliefs that are incorrect. Many people believe that the number 13 is an unlucky one. That black cats bring bad luck to those who cross their paths. That flying is more dangerous than driving. That a stranger is going to molest your children rather than someone you know. That four-leaved clovers, rabbits feet, and other such objects bring 'luck' (as if the laws of the universe will somehow change to reflect the presence or absence of a dead herbivores appendages on your person). That people can change into ('real') monsters and eat other people. That the position of large glowing balls of hydrogen and helium dozens if not hundreds of lightyears away (the star whose light we are observing may not even exist any more!) will affect your life.

      If there is anything we can conclude from peoples beliefs, in particular those concerning existence of supernatural phenomena, it must be that they are usually (if not always) based on misinterpretation of evidence, indoctrination, misinformation, groupthink, confusion of cause and effect, and so forth and so forth. 'Millions of people can't be wrong' when used to defend religion is silly: the most 'popular' religions are mutually exclusive and have millions/billions of supporters each -> even if one of those religions is correct billions of people were still wrong.

      I say that a large number of random people believing a certain thing doesn't make it true, and does not even make it plausible.

  90. I would question the experiment by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Because there is so much other evidence to show that fingerprints do help. The stupidest example is rubber gloves. Rubber gloves are often made with an increased surface area about the finger tips to help in gripping, and I think there are those who have had burns and stuff on their hands where their fingerprints are gone also have a harder time of gripping.

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  91. Re:what do you think? by jonbryce · · Score: 1

    An agnostic

  92. Re:what do you think? by jonbryce · · Score: 1

    I completely agree with your views. I find that a lot of fundamentalists, whether aethiest, christian, muslim or whatever, completely miss the point of religion.

  93. Re:what do you think? by Thiez · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the cells that detect touch and temperature were also damaged? Do people who temporary remove their fingerprints (would this be doable with a file without damaging the living cells underneath?) notice the same loss of sensitivity?

    Maybe it's less obvious than you think. Even when it is, your uncle alone would not be sufficient proof.

  94. Re:what do you think? by mpcooke3 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    By this definition of faith everything I don't believe in and yet lack a scientific proof that proves it's non-existance means I have "Faith". This certainly makes me a man of a million faiths!

    To start with I would like to take this opportunity to declare my faith in the "non-existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster".

  95. the overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously the aliens who seeded our planet millions of years ago wanted some way to identify which strains eventually became most successful.

    That's because the original 512 genetic strains dumped on our planet were created as part of a lottery...so there's a lot of cold stinky alien cash riding on the results of this seeding.

    My research shows they are arriving around 03:14:07 January 19, 2038 UTC to perform the final census.

    Occam's razor should be applied in these situations so people don't run off on odd whimsical tangents. This is all so obvious when you stop and take the time to ponder it.

  96. Re:what do you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "I believe there is no God" is as much a statement of faith as "There is no God but Allah, Muhammad is his messenger". There is no scientific evidence to prove or disprove either statement.

    "I believe there is no Easter Bunny" is as much a statement of faith as "There is no Easter Bunny but Frank". There is no scientific evidence to prove or disprove either statement.

  97. Protection and Touch by branboom · · Score: 1

    i believe it provides protection against minor cuts, an alternative to thick skin. And provided feedback in assessing textures.

  98. Re:what do you think? by samuraiz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Can you honestly not see how asserting a positive without evidence is different from asserting a negative based on lack of evidence?

    Hint: in the former case, like in your Allah example, one is ascribing specific properties to something that is unobservable, impossible to test, impossible to prove. There is another word for this: fantasy.

    There is no scientific evidence for unicorns, but I believe they're out there anyway because I want to/an old book told me to think that/it's convenient to my laziness of intellect.

  99. Re:what do you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Of course. And "I believe there are no pink unicorns" is equally a statement of faith using your logic.

  100. Re:what do you think? by Ioldanach · · Score: 1

    And how do you call someone who tells you "I don't care whether there are any gods or not, because I don't have a need to believe in a deity"? Isn't this atheism, too?

    An atheist actively believes there are no gods. An agnostic believes that, in essence, whether or not there is a god is not knowable or testable, and is therefore merely a point of theological discussion with no useful result. Your posited person would probably fall into nontheism. Personally, I'm an apathetic agnostic most of the time.

  101. Wow. These people are genius ! by Latinhypercube · · Score: 0

    NOT. Maybe they can prove what their asses are for.

  102. Re:what do you think? by spitzak · · Score: 1

    Evolution certainly does not "negate the very possibility that god exists". Nothing can do so, it is quite impossible to prove from any evidence that god does not exist.

    God may very well exist and created a universe where evolution would happen, on purpose. It is also possible God created the world exactly like we see it (perhaps last Thursday morning, there is no need for 6000 years or anything), however it does appear he really wants us to believe life evolved as he created a huge mass of evidence for evolution at the same time, so I don't think it is wise to go against his wishes.

    Creationists do not realize that all their arguments are equivalent to "my god is too stupid to create evolution so he must have created the end result". They do not realize this however because they are blockheads.

  103. Re:what do you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    No it's not. Atheism is a belief: a belief in there not being a god.

    Belief is not religion.

    The statement "I believe in little green men" is not a religious statement. Neither is the statement "I don't believe in little green men."

    So why should a belief in no god be a religious statement? By your logic, very few things are not religions.

  104. Re:what do you think? by Planesdragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Carl Sagan had a graph of scientific progress - basically very rapid in Ancient Greece and zero in the Dark Ages

    Yeah. Articulated armor, steel long-swords, and crop rotation aren't science at all....

    And it sure wasn't religion that got all of the Greek city-states to stop fighting every four years and come together for the olympics. Nope. Not that, either.

    You're arguing from authority, and "noted atheist says religion is bad" is no more credible than "pope says modernism is bad."

  105. Re:what do you think? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

    wrong, on more levels than you are aware.

    Look, if you have a firm belief about the nature of the Almighty, as well as a supporting set of lore (lessons, parables, and secondary beliefs), that's a religion.

    "Atheism" is "I know that God doesn't exist." Or, rather, "I believe that God doesn't exist."

    If your statement is "I do not believe God exists", as in "I don't know that God exists or that He doesn't", then you're properly labeled an "Agnostic." (Which is a word coined by a member of a 19th century atheism society, to distance himself form the anti-Christian zealotry he found there.)

  106. Re:what do you think? by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

    Science tries to understand the world using evidence and logic. Religion presumes to already understand everything, despite a complete lack of evidence. This is the difference.

    Your little illustration is really poor. Someone could play that stupid game another way: Science tells you how to cure a disease. Religion tells you whether or not you should kill infidels.

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  107. Another way to figure out what fingerprints are fo by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Look at which other species have fingerprints.

    Is it just apes?

    Do dogs/cats have individual paw prints?

    Do Horses have hoof prints?

    Do the tip of our nails have nailprints that would distinguish them if we looked close enough?

    Do octopus suckers have fingerprints?

    It could just be background noise.

    They could be vestigial.

    They could be an echo of the growth process since they are on the tips of our fingers and toes.

    Would we find similar swirly distortions on the tips of dog tails, fish flukes?

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  108. Re:what do you think? by Planesdragon · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's an interesting question, and now that you mention it, I'm one of those, whatever they are. "Atheism" does actually mean "without gods", NOT "anti-gods".

    Atheism has its ROOTS in foreign words that roughly translate as "without gods." But it doesn't mean that any more than "Pagan" means "woodland religion."

    Atheism: A religious creed that posits that there are neither God nor Gods, nor any supernatural entity.

    Agnosticism: A religious creed that posits the existance or non-existance of the divine is beyond its members knowledge.

    Pagan: Any religious creed that posits a belief in a God or Gods other than that described by the Judeo-Christian-Islamic religions.

    Neo-Pagan: A reliigous creed that asserts belief in many gods, supposedly with its basis in pre-Christian Europe.

    Aside from "Pagan", all three are relatively modern inventions, each younger as a viable religion than the United States of America.

  109. sounds to me that they are just guessing by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    I mean, these are just theories that you and I could come up with in a brainstorm session.

  110. Re:what do you think? by jbengt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Carl Sagan had a graph of scientific progress - basically very rapid in Ancient Greece and zero in the Dark Ages. As Christianity lost its grip in Europe science picked up again.

    As if the plague had nothing to do with that. Or the breakdown of civility with the fall of the Roman Empire and rise of bands of knights in perpetual raids and gang wars for their lords.
    Anyway, there was a lot of progress on science and math during the Middle Ages in the Muslim middle east, which was not exactly a bastion of atheism.

  111. Easier grip loss detection by TheLink · · Score: 1

    I agree with the multiple reasons - e.g. better grip over rougher surfaces.

    But maybe the ridges also allow you to more easily detect that you are losing your grip (sliding) while still allowing the skin to be/grow thicker (calluses) and more resistant to wear and tear.

    Should be quite important to most primates to detect that they are losing their grip on stuff.

    Slippage-detection might even be more important than having better grip in the first place. Since you can often increase grip by increasing the force. e.g. "Uh oh, I'm slipping, better hold on tighter - and look for something else to grab on, quick!".

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  112. Xenu by Is0m0rph · · Score: 1

    It's so Xenu knows who is who!

  113. Is this really news? by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

    IIRC, there was an article on either Slashdot or Arstechnica where evidence was presented that at least one real role of fingerprints is to increase tactile sensitivity.

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  114. Re:what do you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I believe there is no God" is as much a statement of faith as "There is no God but Allah, Muhammad is his messenger". There is no scientific evidence to prove or disprove either statement.

    There's a pretty important difference between "I believe there is no God" and "The idea of an invisible man in the sky controlling everything is retarded and not even in the realm of possibilities"

    I don't believe the people who live next door are spying on me with hidden cameras that can see through walls. Does that make me religious, since I explicitly believe that something fucking ridiculous is not happening? Or does it have to be impossible to prove, and therefore meaningless?

  115. It's wet grip by R2.0 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've had the experience of having no fingerprints for a time. I worked at UPS unloading trucks; one of the customers shipped many thousands of small boxes just before the end of the year; the boxes were the precise size that the only way to grip them was with the pads of fingers and thumb (I'm looking at you, Daytimers!). A large portion of those boxes passed through my hands. Shortly after I started work there, I noticed that I was having trouble gripping items that were wet - a water glass with condensation on it would routinely slip through my fingers. When I examined my hands I saw that the ridges of my fingerprints were basically worn away. I wore gloves for a bit while working and the problem cleared itself up.

    Another illustration would be to look at the skiving on the bottom of a pair of deck shoes. On a dry surface, they offer no advantage whatsoever, but on a wet surface the difference in grip is remarkable. Or for that matter tire treads - a set of slicks is the absolute best way to maximize grip - unless it's wet, at which point they become the WORST configuration.

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    1. Re:It's wet grip by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I think you might have the answer there.

    2. Re:It's wet grip by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      did you take advantage of your temporary affliction and commit crimes without gloves?

    3. Re:It's wet grip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely brilliant! Using the brain god gave, to also work out why he gave you fingerprints.
      That's what I call Intelligent Design!

    4. Re:It's wet grip by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      You'd think someone from the automotive industry would have pointed this out to the guy in TFA.

      "Tread disperses fluid. It's to improve grip in damp conditions, fool!"

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  116. teleological thinking... by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

    Despite the advances made in evolutionary science, there still persists this belief that everything has a reason. This is a legacy meme from ancient religions and schools of philosophy. Everything does NOT need to have a teleological cause. It might be that fingerprints developed because they rendered some advantage, or it might be that they happened randomly, and persisted because they did not cause a disadvantage. You're scientists, so quit with the magical thinking.

  117. I have to ask by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

    Dogs have noseprints that are as unique as fingerprints (and in fact are legal ID for dogs in Canada).

    Uh... why exactly is Canada defining legal and illegal ways of identifying dogs?

    1. Re:I have to ask by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Dogs have noseprints that are as unique as fingerprints (and in fact are legal ID for dogs in Canada).

      Uh... why exactly is Canada defining legal and illegal ways of identifying dogs?

      If you register a dog and the dog gets picked up by the authorities there must be a way to track the dog back to the owner. Here the dog is supposed to have a collar with a numbered tag. The nose print technique sounds less ambiguous though RFID would be better these days I think.

    2. Re:I have to ask by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Canadian Pedigree Act covers the Canadian Kennel Club, which in turn requires that dogs registered with them be positively ID'd, either through noseprint or tattoo. I believe they provide the noseprint kits, as a service for people who can't get the dog tattoo'd (which can be expensive if you can't do it yourself).

      At any rate, the upshot is that it is a legal method of identifying an individual dog that is registered in Canada.

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    3. Re:I have to ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dogs have noseprints that are as unique as fingerprints (and in fact are legal ID for dogs in Canada).

      Uh... why exactly is Canada defining legal and illegal ways of identifying dogs?

      Perhaps you jest, but the question is flawed. A "legal way" to do something simply means that the law defines "a way". It doesn't follow that the law forbids other ways. This is merely the way that the law recognizes: Do you want to prove that Fido is Fido and not any other, you do it like so. That's it.

  118. Agnosticism v. Atheism explained by Cassander · · Score: 1

    Actually, as a scientifically-minded agnostic, I have to agree that atheism is definitely a religion.

    We really do lack sufficient evidence to comment on the existence of entities powerful enough to be called gods, who could potentially do things like create planets or influence evolution in a specific direction. In fact, given how vast the universe is, I'd even have to bet that something like that is out there somewhere. (Of course, true omnipotence or omniscience are quite impossible.)

    Now, non-circular evidence for the existence of the gods of the religions of Earth is non-existent. All signs point to the fact that they are ideas created by men to control other men. It can be argued whether this was conscious pre-meditated intent by a few specific individuals or just an aggregate effect of collective ignorance and natural opportunistic tendencies, but the end result is the same.

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  119. Re:what do you think? by FooBarWidget · · Score: 1

    "Long ago and far away man was a monkey."

    False. Man and monkey most likely had the same ancestors, long ago and far away. This is a very different statement than yours. Monkeys exist because they've adapted under different circumstances and environments than we. I can guarantee you that, without proper equipment and preparation, a monkey is more likely to survive in a forest than you, while you are more likely to survive in the habitat that you evolved in.

  120. Re:what do you think? by vadim_t · · Score: 1

    Ok, according to you, is there such a thing as a position relating to lack of concern with religion that's not a religious creed?

    It seems very odd to call atheism a "religious creed", since there's about zero in it that is alike to a religion. Depending on the brand it can be perhaps described as "irrational belief", or "belief without proof", but religious?

    Atheism and agnosticism have no church, no doctrine, no priests, no rituals, no saints, no tales about what happens after death, no prescribed standards for behavior or morality, etc, that the "adherents" agree on.

    Two atheists may not necessarily even agree on "god doesn't exist". Possible positions include: "There's positively, no god". "There's no god that has proven its existence to me", "Whether it exists or not is immaterial to me", "The concept of god doesn't make sense", "Of the gods I heard of, none seem plausible", etc. They may have completely incompatible positions on morality. This simply doesn't happen with religions. Two christian or jewish people may have some minor arguments about the exact meaning of a verse, but there always will be a lot they can agree on.

  121. Re:what do you think? by richlv · · Score: 1

    science includes things like psychology, evolution of ethics, statistical probability, criminal research, economics.
    these, and many other, can easily explain why creating a particular bomb at a particular moment with a particular intent might be a bad idea.

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  122. conserved features by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

    Or maybe it didn't evolve that way for any particular reason.

    The fact that fingerprints are so conserved among primates, and some even have them on their tails which they use to grip trees as well, to me that suggests it's a functional feature. Were humans the only ones with fingerprints I would agree that it might not be an evolved feature.

    We use fingerprints for identifying criminals, but clearly that's not what they were evolved for. In the absence of the conservation, had the friction studies shown a positive result, that still would not have meant it was evolved for that purpose. But the fact that primates have kept fingerprints around through multiple speciation events really makes it seem like it had some function. There's also the possibility that it is somehow necessary to develop fingerprints in order to develop primate fingers.

  123. Re:what do you think? by richlv · · Score: 1

    it's not. word 'believe' in that context means "most likely, with a very high probability".
    aaand you can't disprove something for which there is absolutely no evidence.
    it's the same with flying unicorns.

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  124. Re:what do you think? by css-hack · · Score: 1

    To all of my sibling posters: I do believe you've just been trolled.

  125. Why does there have to be a reason at all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some things just don't have a purpose. This study is just about as stupid as asking, "Why is water wet?" --- It is what it is. Perhaps, the better question is, "Why do we have skin?" but we all know the answer to that. Prints are just another outcome without reason.

    1. Re:Why does there have to be a reason at all? by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      Some things might not have a purpose, that's true, but there is nothing wrong with trying to find out if there might be a purpose. If every scientist took the attitude you expressed, science would never get anywhere, because anything which didn't have an *obvious* purpose would never be further investigated. Sometimes in science, you have to come up with lots of wrong hypotheses, test them, then throw them out, before someone comes up with the right one. Sometimes there could be more than one 'right' answer. I wouldn't be surprised if fingerprints serve multiple purposes. Some people have mentioned that it increases the sense of touch - I'm not familiar with that scientific research, but it sounds plausible. Others have mentioned that, like channels on a tire, it allows better grip when the skin is wet. That sounds plausible too - maybe *both* ideas are right?

      All sorts of questions which might seem stupid to most people, will come up with surprising answers/results when someone does bother to pursue the answer. Some of those answers help us learn how to create/engineer things better - we can often find inspiration for 'new' ways of doing things based upon observations of the adaptations that different life forms have.

  126. our big brain by davygrvy · · Score: 1

    If I want better grip, I where those sticky rubber work gloves. Has our brain power negated all bodily evolution?

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  127. Re:what do you think? by alx5000 · · Score: 1

    Ethics can try to tell you whether or not creating such a bomb is a good idea.

    FTFY. I'll never, ever, ever, let religion (be it through the words of an either long dead or alive-and-kicking prophet or some thousand-year-old book) dent my moral choices.

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  128. Re:what do you think? by alx5000 · · Score: 1

    Well, if you choose to ignore the concept of "burden of proof", yes, it is.

    "There is no god" is a reply to "There is/are a/some god/s". The former does not make sense without stating the latter first.

    I believe there is no god on the same grounds as I believe there are no orange polar bears. In order to prove that there actually are, you just need to provide a single instance of them. Until that moment, the default position is believing that there are no such animals.

    A belief which, consequently, can be changed by showing me a single polar bear, so no, it's not one of the religious kind.

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  129. Re:what do you think? by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 0, Troll

    That and the flood is old testament. The new testament explicitly says they're allowed to throw out pieces of the old testament they don't like (which is why Christians eat bacon), so I don't see any reason they can't reneg the flood promise.

  130. WHAT??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Other researchers have suggested that the ridges could increase our fingerpads' touch sensitivity."

    Yeah, because we knew back then how we would control the cursor on our laptops.

  131. Obvious! by AmigaMMC · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since we were genetically engineered by an extraterrestrial civilization they designed fingerprints in our DNA so that they could catalog us for later use.

    1. Re:Obvious! by JimThink · · Score: 1

      I was going to write "So God could tell us apart." But this is close enough!

  132. Sexy fingerprints by stupidflanders · · Score: 1

    Man, look at the fingerprints on her!

  133. Re:what do you think? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where is the missing link?

    Depends who you vote for.

    He's either in the White House, or he just left it. DrrrTISH.

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  134. Re:what do you think? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Now god only flood small parts of the world at a time...

    He ditched the BDUF methodology and embraced extreme programming - small frequent releases.

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  135. Re:what do you think? by edittard · · Score: 1

    "I don't care wether there are any gods or not, because I don't have a need to believe in a deity"? Isn't this atheism, too?

    No, it's apathyism. DFTTYW!

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  136. Re:what do you think? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

    That and the flood is old testament. The new testament explicitly says they're allowed to throw out pieces of the old testament they don't like...

    Just some of the rules, but it's a moot issue. The superficial rules (people went overboard in deciding what counted as "work" on the Sabbath, among other things) are discarded, but the important ones are distilled down to the two most important ones. "Do not commit murder" and "Do not steal" are redundant with "Love your neighbour as yourself".

  137. Spandrels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://ethomas.web.wesleyan.edu/wescourses/2004s/ees227/01/spandrels.html

    "The Spandrels of San Marco and the Panglossian Paradigm: A Critique of the Adaptationist Programme

    Stephen Jay Gould and Richard C. Lewontin

    Republished from the original with the kind permission of The Royal Society of London: Gould, S. J. And Lewontin, R. C., "The Spandrels of San Marco and the Panglossian Paradigm: A Critique Of The Adaptationist Programme," Proceedings Of The Royal Society of London, Series B, Vol. 205, No. 1161 (1979), Pp. 581-598.

    An adaptationist programme has dominated evolutionary thought in England and the United States during the past forty years. It is based on faith in the power of natural selection as an optimizing agent. It proceeds by breaking an organism into unitary "traits" and proposing an adaptive story for each considered separately. Trade-offs among competing selective demands exert the only brake upon perfection; non-optimality is thereby rendered as a result of adaptation as well. We criticize this approach and attempt to reassert a competing notion (long popular in continental Europe) that organisms must be analyzed as integrated wholes, with BauplÃne so constrained by phyletic heritage, pathways of development, and general architecture that the constraints themselves become more interesting and more important in delimiting pathways of change than the selective force that may mediate change when it occurs. We fault the adaptationist programme for its failure to distinguish current utility from reasons for origin (male tyrannosaurs may have used their diminutive front legs to titillate female partners, but this will not explain why they got so small); for its unwillingness to consider alternatives to adaptive stories; for its reliance upon plausibility alone as a criterion for accepting speculative tales; and for its failure to consider adequately such competing themes as random fixation of alleles, production of non-adaptive structures by developmental correlation with selected features (allometry, pleiotropy, material compensation, mechanically forced correlation), the separability of adaptation and selection, multiple adaptive peaks, and current utility as an epiphenomenon of nonadaptive structures. We support darwin's own pluralistic approach to identifying the agents of evolutionary change.

    1. Introduction

    The great central dome of St. Mark's Cathedral in Venice presents in its mosaic design a detailed iconography expressing the mainstays of Christian faith. Three circles of figures radiate out from a central image of Christ: angels, disciples, and virtues. Each circle is divided into quadrants, even though the dome itself is radially symmetrical in structure. Each quadrant meets one of the four spandrels in the arches below the dome. Spandrels-the tapering triangular spaces formed by the intersection of two rounded arches at right angles are necessary architectural byproducts of mounting a dome on rounded arches. Each spandrel contains a design admirably fitted into its tapering space. An evangelist sits in the upper part flanked by the heavenly cities. Below, a man representing one of the four biblical rivers (Tigris, Euphrates, Indus, and Nile) pours water from a pitcher in the narrowing space below his feet.

    (this image at www.bun.kyoto-u.ac.jp/ ~suchii/spandrel.html)

    The design is so elaborate, harmonious, and purposeful that we are tempted to view it as the starting point of any analysis, as the cause in some sense of the surrounding architecture. But this would invert the proper path of analysis. The system begins with an architectural constraint: the necessary four spandrels and their tapering triangular form. They provide a space in which the mosaicists worked; they set the quadripartite symmetry of the dome above.

    Such architectural constraints abound, and we find them easy to understand because we do not impose our biological biases upon them. Every fan-vaulted ceiling must have a series of open spaces along the midline of the va

  138. define "not kindly" ? by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    Just a tip: we speak HTML here. We don't look kindly on outsiders coming in here and speaking BBCode.

    Sounds rather hostile there ..
    I didn't see a sign BBCODE gets frowned upon ..
    We did understand him/her, let's just hope he/she will find out html tags soon ...

    Else [F][i][d][o], the new pup around the block would already have eaten them up! The user*euh*BBcodes I mean .. you know?

    on another note: I wish [F][i][d][o] could sniff out these slashdot bugs buggering my firefox all over ...

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  139. Re:what do you think? by mooingyak · · Score: 1

    I like to call that Apatheism.

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  140. They enhance touch perception - known for 50 years by m-kirkcaldie · · Score: 1

    I can't believe it when I see articles debating the purpose of fingerprints. They are mechanical amplifiers for vibration in the skin, thus enhancing touch perception; it's been known for 50-70 years that the ridges form a specific arrangement with the sensory fibre endings. In fact the ridges are CREATED by interactions between the developing skin and the nerve fibres which innervate it to provide touch sensation - this is why some nervous system defects result in abnormal fingerprints (e.g. Down syndrome). The only "Scientists [who] Wonder What Fingerprints Are For" are those unaware of the basic literature in the field. Here's a starting point: http://stke.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/abstract/sci;323/5920/1503 Hope that helps.

  141. Fingerprints don't increase grip? by moosehooey · · Score: 1

    If a textured surface doesn't increase traction, why do they bother putting treads on tires? Wouldn't smooth tires work just as well?

    1. Re:Fingerprints don't increase grip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, slicks do grip better, and that is why 'racing slicks' are used. However, they are not good on wet surfaces thus the tread.

  142. Er, not. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    There are animals that have very few offspring, but for several reasons are very good at defending them.

    Quantity only works where the quality of the parenting is relatively poor (fish, insects, etc).

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    1. Re:Er, not. by ComaVN · · Score: 1

      Quantity only works where the quality of the parenting is relatively poor

      That actually explains a lot...

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  143. So our alien creators can track us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Humanity was created by aliens literally more than dozens of years ago. When this happened, they wanted to be able to distinguish between two people without doing a DNA scan, since all you - er, us humans look alike. So the aliens engineered us to have these useless fingerprints.

  144. Re:what do you think? by nfras · · Score: 1

    My view is that the reason science and religion come up with different answers is because they ask different questions.

    Science can tell you how to create a bomb that will kill lots of people. Religion can try to tell you whether or not creating such a bomb is a good idea.

    I agree that science and religion ask different questions but I would suggest that Science will tell you discover how to create a bomb that will kill lots of people, Religion will tell you to use it on those unbelievers over there.

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  145. Re:what do you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    atheisim is the only "theisim" that defines a group by what they do not believe. we dont have a theisim for people who dont believe atoms exist or whatever.

    Oh and..atheisim is not a religion go read a book, a statement of faith != religion.

  146. Re:CSI may have an alternate hypothesis to their u by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And they also have lab techs performing interrogations, all of them seem to be happy with their hair in their face while they're searching for fibers on a mattress or gathering evidence from a crime scene.

  147. Can you say toe prints? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a waste of a study if you didn't include toe prints. Who picks up a glass with their feet except my ape masters.

  148. Re:what do you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That sounds far more agnostic than atheist.

    Atheism is a hard-line that God doesn't exist. Even if an atheist saw God, provided they could form any explanation about him/her/it, they would disbelieve God.

    In fact, that only way to prove to an atheist that God existed would be to do it in an inexplicable manner. This includes ruling out hallucinations, aliens, or what have you.

  149. Diff Rep Success by RancidPeanutOil · · Score: 1

    Not to be crass, but this is one of those situations where differential reproductive success directly impacts the evolution of a trait - the scientists should have tested it on the hair and skin on the backs and sides of female primates and/or whatever surface female primates grab onto while 'making sweet sweet love'. No grip, no offspring. Branches? Acrylic? What? Whatever.

  150. Fingerprints have been around a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I take issue with the folks that ask why do fingerprints have to do anything. Even if they were ever a "neutral" mutation. Nature has an insidious habit of stumbling into situations where they do provide a benefit. They have been preserved, even have flourished. We have them and we will find more uses for them. It's like "junk" DNA. If we ask the right question we find this stuff that does not transcribe still plays an important role in the way genes are expressed.

  151. Neutrality by daymitch · · Score: 1

    This is not as simple as it sounds. 'Mutation' can mean any of a very large number of kinds of changes to DNA. IAAEB, by the way., so I have to chime in. It almost counts as working.

    It's really more accurate to say that most mutations that are kept are *not harmful*. While this may seem like nit-picking, you have to remember that the reason evolutionary theory is hard is that it is based on mathematical models of really complicated processes.

    When you express a mathematical model in plain language, you have to be nit-picky or you won't express the real meaning of the model and you can draw false conclusions.

    About the only way to say that a physical feature is 'for' some particular purpose is by a lot of experimentation using gene knockouts, breeding experiments or other techniques. Even then, we can't be sure we have found the full evolutionary reason for the feature.

    This is the reason most biologists don't have to think about evolutionary theory very much. It is difficult enough to figure out the genetic basis (the functional 'how') for a physical feature let alone try to figure out the evolutionary 'why'. Many a full career can be spent just figuring out the 'how'.

  152. Ridges convert tangential forces into pressure dif by dbgustavson · · Score: 1

    The ridges tilt when there are sideways components of force, resulting in pressure differences between the two sides of each ridge. The skin has only pressure force sensors, no tangential force sensors, so the ridges allow sensing tangential forces without needing some new kind of nerve/sensor system. That is important for gentle gripping, for example, so you can tell when a tighter grip is needed to prevent slipping. So the pressure sums or averages give the total normal force, and the local differences give the tangential components of the force. Useful.

  153. Everything has a purpose? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just took at my body and from head to toe and i see a purpose for every part on me. I'm sure there is a purpose for finger prints. anyways, we do use them for identification, isn't that a purpose? plus imagine if your fingertips were perfectly smooth, you wouldn't be able to feel things in as much detail. I think everything has a reason, we just haven't found out why yet. We act like we know everything yet we can only explain a fraction of the phenomena that goes on in this world not to mention the rest of the universe. others are happy with just saying "oh its random." If everything is random then nothing is random.

  154. Re:what do you think? by Nate4D · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Science requires a belief which there is no way to prove, which is that what you sense is reliable.

    In your view, does a belief have to be provable to be rational?

    In a less philosophical vein, faith in scientific approaches requires a belief that the universe is predictable ("If we do X a bunch of times, and get result Y, it's reasonable to expect that we'll see result Y the next time we do X.").

    That's actually a large (and unprovable) assumption, as many philosophers will happily tell you. Of course, by definition, an assumption is unprovable. Call it a postulate or an axiom, if you prefer, but it's still the same thing - something you take for granted, and acknowledge you cannot prove.

    In the end, scientific methods are anything but logically rigorous. The whole system of science is predicated on a method of argument that is considered fallacious in formal logical arguments.

    Are scientific approaches useful? Definitely. Forming hypotheses based on what you see, then testing them is an extremely pragmatic tool for getting through life, and also for developing technology and building mental models of how things seem to work.

    Don't mistake it for a logical tool, though. I guess it's fine to call it rational, if your definition of rational doesn't require logical rigor. Mostly, though, I think the word "reasonable" is used to describe something that seems intuitively correct based on observation, not "rational". Maybe it's just my social circle that uses it that way, though.

    All human beings have a strong tendency to explain new observations in a way that it fits into their current worldview. We call it confirmation bias, and in some contexts, it can be a problem.

    While confirmation bias is not logically rigorous in the least, it can actually be a pragmatic tool for going through life. I've never met anyone whose life philosophy was completely bulletproof - if you rethought things from first principles every time you learned information that conflicted with how you currently thought the world worked, you would starve to death pretty quickly. Thus do creationists keep their beliefs despite geological dating, and thus do atheists keep their beliefs despite soft tissue in dinosaur bones. For any worldview, there are observations about the universe that have troubling implications, I think. It's my personal belief that the human mind is just too small and simple a thing to fully know and understand the universe, and that no human will ever be able to do it, so I don't worry about having a perfect philosophy. I try to figure out what seems to make the most sense based on what I've experienced to date, and go with that, even if it's not perfect.

    As far as Christians not investigating evolution - most people, regardless of their beliefs, refuse to examine other people's beliefs. It's a very common human trait - while I know very few creationists who've read Dawkins, I also know very few atheists who've actually read the Bible, and even fewer who've actually read any serious defenders of Christianity (C.S. Lewis is a decent place to start). It's pretty obvious to me that people are fundamentally selfish, greedy, angry jerks, who don't want to actually understand anyone else's perspective (I see this tendency in myself on a daily basis, which is why I believe it).

    As a theist who doesn't quite buy macroevolution, I've read chunks of Dawkins, and I don't find his arguments at all persuasive. Terry Eagleton wrote a scathing review of The God Delusion that summarizes the apparent gulf between Dawkins' arguments and what many theists believe pretty well. However, in case I've missed something, I'm planning to do a good careful read of some of Dawkins' books again this summer, to be certain I really do get what he's trying to say. I've had The God Delusion, The Blind Watchmaker, and The Ancestor's Tale recommended to me. Any other additi

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  155. Re:what do you think? by somersault · · Score: 0

    Sorry, have never read any Dawkins, but this article here on /. came along at a time when I was already starting to have serious doubts about my faith just due to my own experiences and doubts over things like the purpose of prayer (which I now just believe to be a way to sustain your brainwashing). I'd always expected if there were to be any serious demonstration of evolution that it would have to come from something like bacteria, since they go through generations so incredibly quickly.

    To claim you've got the whole universe comprehended, or even that you have an airtight argument for the correctness of your own worldview is, to my mind, inexcusably wrong-headed.

    Quite right. Even when I was a Christian I knew that there was a chance I may not be right. Unfortunately most other Christians I speak to are so convinced that God is there that even if they were shown a clear and easy demonstration/proof/whatever of macro-evolution then they'd try their hardest to explain it away - never even considering for a second that their idea of what God is isn't true.

    The existence of sentient life at all is obviously quite spectacular, and if we can exist then I don't see why some other superior form of life/intelligence in some other form of existence would be impossible, but I now believe the bible and the nature that Christians ascribe to god are just not true. There are a few things I thought of last summer which I think fairly logically show that he cannot be true - but like I said, if people already believe in him, they just discard logic.

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  156. Re:what do you think? by dreamsofcaffeine · · Score: 1

    Science can tell you how to create a bomb that will kill lots of people.

    It also tells you how to cure millions of people of fatal diseases. (Alas, science is more likely to tell you why a bomb constructed in such a way has this explosive power. Formulas derived from observation don't do any harm.)

    Religion can try to tell you whether or not creating such a bomb is a good idea.

    Sorry, that's ethics, not religion. Religion is organized spirituality, which in itself has nothing to do with ethics. If a text says that's bad and this is good because deity X said so, it's a text about ethics. Whether the reason's any good is questionable at best...

  157. Grip by Andypcguy · · Score: 1

    I worked in a warehouse for a summer working 70-80 hours a week. I handled cardboard boxes 16-18 hours a day. After the first week my fingertips were worn smooth. I had no fingerprints and I found it more difficult to pick things up. I ended up buying some gloves with little rubber knobs and they helped. My fingerprints grew back and I could pick up boxes again. From them on I wore gloves with some type of gripping aid. They usually only lasted about a week.

  158. So - no neolithic acrylic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The presence of "print" ridges and valleys on the human hand extends to the entire gripping surface and, arguably, a small area just beyond. They clearly have a key role in gripping, touch or both, but I'm not sure how useful it is to show that they don't help much with friction on the sort of overly-smooth surface that rarely occurs naturally.

    For what it's worth, mind, my vote is for a "cat's whiskers" sort of sensory function - that having raised ridges increases skin distortion as objects are touched, which in turn increases sensitivity, precision and discrimination in the hand as an organ of touch.

  159. It is to sign prayers.. by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 2, Funny

    When you hold your hands together and pray, the fingerprints sign the prayer so God knows who it came from. That is why you hold your hands in front of your face in the usual pose. The prayer passes over both hands on it's way to God.

  160. What about my SCROTUM print? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about my SCROTUM print?

  161. Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...how does testing fingerprints against fingerprints get us anywhere?

    Until they conduct a test comparing the friction of those -with- fingerprints and those -without-, they haven't really tested if fingerprints improve friction or don't.

    My fingertips are almost all scarred from eczema as a child, leaving them quite smooth. I would be happy to volunteer in this study. I find I can't seem to hold onto smooth surfaces nearly as easily as others can.

  162. Yup. E.g What are blue eyes for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm?

  163. Blame the Government by SeeSp0tRun · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows the government made fingerprints to keep tabs on its' citizens.

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  164. Re:what do you think? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

    Science requires a belief which there is no way to prove, which is that what you sense is reliable.

    I didn't read the rest of what you wrote because it's way too long, and I've got a major problem with your very first sentence. In fact, science doesn't require "what you sense" to be reliable, otherwise the existence of magicians would have rendered science invalid. The scientific process exists exactly because we understand that individual perceptions are fallible.

    Now, what you probably meant is that science relies on the idea that the combined senses of many individuals working on the same problem through repeated experimentation will generally produce reliable observations. And in some ways, this IS a valid criticism ... but the problem is that we HAVE to make that assumption in order to be able to say anything about our universe. It's the old "brain in a jar" conundrum - sure, it's possible that I'm an isolated entity in a lab somewhere which is being fed invalid sensory information, but I have no way to confirm that hypothesis. As long as we have no data to support it, we have to act as if it's not true, or at the very least suspend belief until more data becomes available. It's the same reason why we can ignore gods, and all other types of superstitious nonsense; there are an infinite number of unprovable hypothesis which can be formulated and the only rational choice is to reject any which aren't supported by evidence.

  165. Re:what do you think? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

    Science can tell you how to create a bomb that will kill lots of people. Religion can try to tell you whether or not creating such a bomb is a good idea.

    If you need to re-define religion in order to have it fit better into our modern, secular society, hey, fill your boots. On the other hand, if you actually care about the truth, you'll look back through history (or look at the Texas school board today) and see how often religion and science have come into conflict because they were asking the same questions.

    Not only does religion like to stick it's nose into scientific questions - such as how old the universe is, whether the earth spins around the sun, and how life arose - but it often gets even the questions of morality wrong. If religion were a good way to determine morality, we would never have had slavery. We wouldn't be persecuting people because of their sexual preference, or forcing women to cover themselves in black potato sacks, and we certainly wouldn't be waging war over the question of whose god is more righteous. The very fact that all religions seem to come up with completely different ideas of morality should tell you that religion is a HORRIBLE way to answer those questions. We can do better.

  166. Re:what do you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if I say "I believe there is no Easter Bunny", this is also a religious statement? Do you realize how ridiculous your argument sounds to someone who doesn't share your superstition?

    You start from the assumption that there is a (particular) god, and that "atheism" is an active disbelief of said god, when in fact debating the existence of (your) god is as silly as debating the existence of Zeus, or unicorns or elves or Santa Claus to a rational person.

  167. Re:Picking your nose Picking your nose? by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Nahhh, they're ribbed for ((y)our) pleasure...

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  168. Wrong Material Stupid! by immcintosh · · Score: 1

    Because humans evolved needing to hold onto acrylic glass? Can anybody name ONE natural substance even remotely like acrylic glass? Come back with a model of how fingerprints affect friction on substances like plant material or rock, then maybe this will be credible...

  169. Re:what do you think? by Nate4D · · Score: 1

    I didn't read the rest of what you wrote because it's way too long, and I've got a major problem with your very first sentence.

    What I wrote was less than eight hundred words. The Wikipedia says that average reading speed for basic comprehension is about 2-400 WPM. If you meet the Wiki's baseline average, it whould have taken you a horrifying four minutes to read my whole post.

    Your ability to analyze and think does not impress me if you're that lazy and impatient.

    In fact, science doesn't require "what you sense" to be reliable, otherwise the existence of magicians would have rendered science invalid.

    My college physics professor was quite adamant that if, in a lab assignment, we got results that weren't expected, we had to carry through with the rest of the lab, and not quit working on it until we had at least some believable explanation for why we got the results we did.

    This, I believe, is the core of, and the only valid understanding of, scientific methods. I think it's precisely the opposite of what you're claiming. It's not considered reliable because many observations yield an "average" or "normal" result; it's thought reliable because a scientist will support his theories with detailed outlines of experiments that will let you personally verify them, and will construct a theory that accounts for all the data he collected (or at the very least admit that there may be some flaws in his theories to date, if he can't account for all the information he's gathered). That individual verification of results, and personal/individual eyewitness testimony that they are as expected, is what matters in the scientific method, I believe, not that "lots of people get this result, and we can just ignore the handful who didn't".

    Another way of saying this is to assert that the scientific method is not worth much without obsessive rigor, and I personally believe that to be true.

    There's a beautiful passage Doug Adams wrote that I think summarizes what being a scientist should actually be like. It's in So Long, and Thanks For All The Fish. Wonko the Sane says:

    "I'm not trying to prove anything, by the way. I'm a scientist and I know what constitutes proof. But the reason I call myself by my childhood name is to remind myself that a scientist must also be absolutely like a child. If he sees a thing, he must say that he sees it, whether it was what he thought he was going to see or not. See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only see what you were expecting. Most scientists forget that. I'll show you something to demonstrate that later. So, the other reason I call myself Wonko the Sane is so that people will think I am a fool. That allows me to say what I see when I see it. You can't possibly be a scientist if you mind people thinking that you're a fool."

    Gosh, that man was brilliant. Anyway.

    The scientific process exists exactly because we understand that individual perceptions are fallible.

    The scientific method exists, I think, because people are pragmatic and want rules and observations that help them deal with the complexity and incomprehensibility of the universe, even if there's no reason to believe those rules are true, apart from "they've been close enough so far". I think its existence has nothing to do with the unreliability of people's observations. Scientific methods can't do anything to improve the quality of your senses - all they can do is make it easy for you or someone you trust to test a theory someone else has reported, if both parties involved in the communication are highly rigorous.

    The scientific method is overrated as a method of knowing, in general. Programmers all think that shotgun debugging is a bad idea - it's generally agreed that combining attempts to understand what softwar

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  170. Re:what do you think? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

    Your ability to analyze and think does not impress me if you're that lazy and impatient.

    When your very fist sentence is right out to lunch, it doesn't give me much incentive to wade through the rest.

    My college physics professor was quite adamant that if ... we got results that weren't expected, we had to carry through with the rest of the lab ... until we had at least some believable explanation for why we got the results we did.

    Sure. And the first believable explanation that should occur to you is "my observations may be mistaken". That doesn't mean you abandon the experiment, but it does mean that you're going to have to repeat it, and that a double-blind experiment may be in order.

    It's not considered reliable because many observations yield an "average" or "normal" result

    You're misrepresenting what I said. Averages have nothing to do with it, but consensus does.

    Scientific methods can't do anything to improve the quality of your senses - all they can do is ...

    Make the quality of your senses (and your mind) irrelevant by involving others who may not share your limitations. There have been dozens of cases of highly regarded scientists coming to unjustifiable conclusions due to personal bias or self-delusion. Blondlot is one famous example. Jacques Benveniste was another. The strength of the scientific process is it's ability to expose even the failures of prominent experts by creating a transparent process which is open to examination by anyone. Your personal senses and your thought process become irrelevant to the question of truth, since validity of your results hings on your methodology and the reproducibility of those results rather than your qualifications and reputation.

    The scientific method is overrated as a method of knowing, in general. Programmers all think that shotgun debugging is a bad idea ...

    Well that's a load of crap. If you think that "the scientific method" and "the shotgun approach" are the same thing it's no wonder you seem to be so confused.

    Software development has taught us the hard way that even in primitive software systems, the scientific method by itself is a pretty bad way to figure out what's going on inside.

    So what do you do instead? Hold seances and pray to the Redmond Gods? Take every statement on faith? Take hallucinogenic drugs and meditate on the higher meaning of Code?

    One of my points in the handful of words you didn't read is that it wouldn't hurt people to admit they can't know anything for certain

    I've never met a scientist who didn't. Scientists generally try to incorporate error bars in their results, in order to give an estimate of the accuracy of their findings. Science also encourages the questioning of established beliefs - some of the greatest honours in science have been awarded to those who showed the errors of accepted models. Einstein didn't get famous by constantly proclaiming the infallibility of Newton.

    The problem comes down to definitions. If your definition of the word "know" requires me to assign a probability to every aspect of life, then your definition is useless. I KNOW that I'm sitting down right now, typing on a computer. Now, sure, there's a infinitesimal probability that I could be wrong about that, but only a complete pedant would insist on bringing it up. The word "know" allows for a small margin of uncertainty. That's why I can say that we know lots of things, while never being 100% certain of anything.

  171. Re:what do you think? by Nate4D · · Score: 1

    I think I've failed to get you to understand what I was trying to say at all.

    Either I'm pathetically bad at communicating (which seems very likely), or you're not trying to hear what I'm saying.

    Of course, no reason to bifurcate - both could be very true.

    Unfortunately, I don't have time to keep this up, nor a whole lot of motivation - it seems like you're being pretty rude on purpose, which does not make me feel inclined to spend time on this discussion.

    Not, I suspect, that you care very much about this. Reminds me of why I gave up on /. for the last year, really... Maybe I'll do that again.

    Have a great evening.

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  172. Intelligent Design by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    Obviously God designed them so that we couldn't get away with crimes after 1892.

  173. Re:what do you think? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

    Oh, I understand you. Essentially, you're trying to tell me that:

    1. Science isn't the "only way of knowing".
    2. Everyone should be more open-minded.
    3. We can't ever really know anything.

    Now, leaving aside the fact that points 1 and 3 seem somewhat contradictory, and the fact that I often hear these same complaints from proponents of pseudo-science, I can almost agree with you. However, I'd have to change the list to something like:

    1. Science isn't the only way to know things, but it is the single most reliable method for making new discoveries and separating fact from fiction.
    2. Everyone should be more open minded, as long as your definition of open-mindedness does not involve believing claims based on poor or insufficient evidence.
    3. We can't ever know anything with 100% certainty, but we can still make reliable models of the universe which allow us to not only improve our technology and quality of life, but correct our own mistakes as we go along.

    As for your dislike for slashdot ... well, it's not for everyone. Do what you have to do.

  174. Re:what do you think? by stonewallred · · Score: 1

    Where the fuck is the flamebait you cowardly god fearing suck ass excuse for a human being. Fuck you and your invisible sky wizard who damns you then orders you to love him or off to eternal hell yopu go. Fuckwad piece of shit xians.

  175. Re:what do you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ummm, STOP. Actual atheist viewpoint now being introduced!

    "I believe there is no God" IS NOT a statement of faith. It's a statement that I lack faith and I reject anything faith-based. Because I'm, like, a scientist, and a hypothesis is not to be believed without some evidence. Unfortunately for the religious, all the real evidence we have seems to favour science.

    You who possess faith do not understand this idea. We scientists don't claim "there is gravity and it does blah blah". That's absolutism and science has none of that. We say only "Based on what we can observe, measure, and reproduce, we think there is a force and it works this way, let's call it the theory of gravity... but we could be wrong or only seeing part of the picture. Stay tuned for updates to the theory."