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Introducing the Warpship

astroengine writes "Dr. Richard Obousy, a guy who has put modern science into the warp drive, has designed his very own warpship. Now, for the first time, he's shared it with the world. It might not be the sleek Starship Enterprise, but its structure has been optimized to harness local 'dark energy,' generating a warp bubble so faster-than-light velocities are possible." Now, the only question is: will the ship achieve faster-than-light travel ... or will the company hit those speeds once it has enough money from investors?

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  1. Let's not put the cart before the horse by ikirudennis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How about we figure out how to warp time first and then figure out a ship to utilize that science for the sake of travel?

    1. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by T+Murphy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Because we all know from Douglas Adams that it takes so long to learn how to perform time travel you need time travel in order to do so. I don't recall what we're supposed to do instead, so just write 42 on everything and we'll be okay until we run out of towels.

    2. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by oneirophrenos · · Score: 3, Funny

      How about we figure out how to warp time first and then figure out a ship to utilize that science for the sake of travel?

      Where's the fun in that?!

    3. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by gnick · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah - Here's the kicker, found on Page 2 of TFA:

      Exactly how the 11th dimension would be expanded and shrunk is still unknown.

      Sounds pretty similar to the way I walk - I move my feet and the Earth rotates beneath me. I'm planning on starting to fly instead, it's just maintaining altitude after lift-off. But I won't let that small detail stop me from making travel plans - I'll work that out after jumping.

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    4. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by Jurily · · Score: 4, Funny

      Where's the fun in that?!

      Not where, when.

    5. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by FredFredrickson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Did anybody else have the name Steorn come to mind?

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    6. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by internerdj · · Score: 4, Funny

      How am I supposed to secure the patent if I wait until after someone else has discovered the underlying science?

    7. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by epiphani · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sounds pretty similar to the way I walk - I move my feet and the Earth rotates beneath me. I'm planning on starting to fly instead, it's just maintaining altitude after lift-off. But I won't let that small detail stop me from making travel plans - I'll work that out after jumping.

      Oh that part is relatively simple: Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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    8. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by aardwolf64 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Steal their invention, then travel back in space-time and patent it.

    9. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I already have a time warping machine. I use it once daily to skip ahead 8hrs into tomorrow.

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    10. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by Razalhague · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, flight isn't a very good example as... well... you know... we've learnt how to do that. Hell, if I remember correctly, they considered heavier-than-air aircraft at least as impossible as warp-drive is considered today.

    11. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by Razalhague · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've got one too, though unfortunately it's stuck going forward at x1 speed.

    12. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by bhima · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Orbo is based upon time variant magnetic interactions, i.e. magnetic interactions whose efficiency varies as a function of transaction timeframes."

      So. Are they selling electric motors or perpetual energy devices?

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    13. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by DeltaStorm · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh that part is relatively simple: Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

      I never knew I had such good aim.

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    14. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mine varies by alcohol consumption.

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    15. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      You know what sound it makes when you jump and miss the ground?

      Whoosh!

    16. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by Gilmoure · · Score: 3, Funny

      Write up the button pushing process part of it, get that filed and then claim prior art?

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    17. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by WED+Fan · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah - Here's the kicker, found on Page 2 of TFA:

      Exactly how the 11th dimension would be expanded and shrunk is still unknown.

      Sounds pretty similar to the way I walk - I move my feet and the Earth rotates beneath me. I'm planning on starting to fly instead, it's just maintaining altitude after lift-off. But I won't let that small detail stop me from making travel plans - I'll work that out after jumping.

      Being half serious:

      How will those, that are aware in the 11th dimension, experience this when WE expand their Universe?

      "Honey, does this warpship make my ass look fat?"

      And the 11th dimensional husband heads out to the 9th dimension for a drink before he answers that question.

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    18. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by gnick · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Honey, does this warpship make my ass look fat?"
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      If those are at all related, I'm guessing you're single. If you're going to tell your wife that her ass looks like it's bending space-time, at least let her ask the question first. That's not the kind of thing you volunteer.

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    19. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by c6gunner · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So. Are they selling electric motors or perpetual energy devices?

      That's a false dichotomy. The great thing about pseudoscience is that it's "experts" can sell you anything you want!

    20. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by jftitan · · Score: 3, Funny

      all hail Orbo!

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    21. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by flyingsquid · · Score: 2, Funny
      All I can say is... that is one dorky looking spaceship. Looks sort of like some bike tires in an awkward three-way. I mean, come on! Can you imagine showing up for a space battle in that kind of thing? The rest of the galaxy would just think we were completely uncool. It'd be like the alien commander would take one look at the screen and he would hiss from his fifteen slime-covered mouths, "That's their ship? That thing? Wait, you're sure it's not like a refinery, or a space station, or some kind of orbital exercise facility? Maybe a decoy, and they have like a really awesome spaceship hidden behind it? Wow, so that's really the flagship of the Human fleet? Oh. Man, I feel sorry for these guys... maybe we should go easy on them." And then our admiral would have to lie and be all like, "Uh, it's not really my ship. Yeah, my ship's really badass. But it's in the shop. New photon torpedo tubes and a couple heavy laser banks. And we're putting some bitchin' flames on the side. This is just a rental till my real ship is back from the shop."

      I am not saying that every spaceship has to be as awesome as the Millennium Falcon, but is he saying that we can solve the problem of harnessing dark energy, and we can solve the problem of warping the space-time continuum, but we can't figure out how to do it without building something that looks like an intergalactic Segway?

    22. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by progmanj · · Score: 2, Funny

      Forget time travel, lets just use the Infinite Improbability Drive! There's an infinite improbability that we'll get where we want to go, but we'll probably arrive as a petunia! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Improbability_drive#Infinite_Improbability_Drive [wikipedia]

    23. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 4, Informative

      Throw yourself at a clock, and miss. What's so hard about that?

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    24. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by jcwayne · · Score: 3, Funny

      The other 63/64 don't understand fractions.

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    25. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by jcwayne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So. Are they selling electric motors or perpetual energy devices?

      It all depends on which you're interested in buying.

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    26. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by RichardJenkins · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's kinda what satellites do - they're falling all the time but they're moving forward fast enough so the ground curves away underneath them and they miss.

    27. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, there's a finite improbability that we'll get where we want to go.

      Before we can get an infinite improbability drive, we have to master finite probability physics. At that point, we can simply figure out the finite improbability of the existence of an infinite improbability drive, hook the system up to a nice, hot cup of tea, see it pop into existence, and then get beaten to death by a group of scientists who finally realize that the one thing that they really can't stand is a smartass.

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    28. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by feepness · · Score: 2, Funny

      You want to warp time? Spend a weekend at my in-laws.

      Guaranteed it takes a month.

    29. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is the longest string of modded-funny comments I have ever seen on Slashdot.

    30. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by Klintus+Fang · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree that it is way to soon to be talking about engineering designs for a warp drive as anything more than speculative curiosities. But that said, if such a drive works, it isn't time that will be warped. It is space.

      The basic theory behind how that could be done was worked out in a physic's paper published in the 1990s. It requires a large source of negative energy to sustain the warp "bubble" though, and its not clear how or even if that is possible. I presume this is why "dark energy" is being brought into the picture with the proposals linked by this slashdot article. Since the understanding is that if dark energy really does exist, it has a large negative magnitude.

      The other problem with that initial paper that I'm aware of (there may be others) is that the paper showed that a moving bubble in space time that gets between two locations at a speed that exceeds the speed of light can exist as a valid solution to the equations of general relativity in a universe in which negative energy exists. The paper didn't demonstrate though that such a bubble could be constructed from a region of space that didn't already have one. For such a bubble to be usable as a means of transportation, even in theory, you need to demonstrate not only that "warp bubbles" can exist, you need to also demonstrate that they can be constructed at the source, and then deconstructed at the destination.

      Maybe follow-up papers have discussed those details and shown that construction/deconstruction are also theoretically possible? I haven't followed up on it. But even if they do, we still require large amounts of negative energy to do this and negative energy, if it really exists at all, is not well understood.

      I'm also not clear on what kind of radiation such a bubble would give off, but it's possible it would be intense enough to fry anything inside...

      It is exciting to see astrophysics beginning to point at the idea notion that negative energy might actually be real though. It means that things such as warp ships are not complete fantasy. They are way, way off though, if possible at all. We likely won't know for sure for quite a long time. :)

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    31. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To fix this, assign all bugs with error code "42" to him.

    32. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's not really what happens at all. The rotation of the earth has absolutely nothing to do with satellite orbit. With the exception of the tiny amount of matter that gets shifted by the earth's rotation, the movement of the satellite would be exactly the same if the earth did not spin at all.

      The direction of the satellite's forward motion (provided by momentum and thrust to overcome what friction there is) is altered by the force of gravity toward the earth. That change in direction creates the acceleration that produces force in the opposite direction of gravity. All you need to do is make sure that acceleration is equal to 9.8 meters per second squared and you have orbit.

      It's satellite velocity + gravity that create orbit, earth's spin has nothing to do with it. Now, the spin of the Earth does have something to do with geo-stationary orbit, because the speed of the earth at the surface and the velocity necessary to maintain orbit mean that a certain altitude will be required. It factors into the calculations on where to put the satellite, but still, it doesn't create the forces involved in orbit.

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    33. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by ultranova · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So. Are they selling electric motors or perpetual energy devices?

      Actually, wouldn't a faster-than-light device be both? Use an electric engine and a hyperdrive to get a flywheel going faster than light, then extract energy; as it slows down, it's mass increases, and consequently its kinetic energy and rotational momentum, so it'll never slow down to speed of light.

      Isn't it wonderful how once you break some of physics the rest will also unravel ?-)

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    34. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by smoker2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Flight is a very good example IMHO. The first people who wanted to fly, jumped up in the air and promptly fell back down again. So next time they jumped out of trees or off cliffs to extend the time they spent in the air. Gradually they worked out that they needed some other components to slow the descent, and this gradually became a "wing". So they got as far as the hang glider. Wing shape was then concentrated on and eventually the concept of lift was discovered. Then the engines were developed to push that wing through the air fast enough to take off without needing to drop from height first.

      So deciding to do something is the very first step in learning how to do it. Nothing is invented in reverse. Except in computing, where a lot of solutions seem to always be in search of a problem.
      Your last sentence speaks the truth, but negates your argument. Yes, heavier than air flight was considered impossible, and yet boeing 747s are commonplace. But it all started from a few nutters jumping out of trees.

    35. Re:Let's not put the cart before the horse by coastwalker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Einsteins space-time says that all that will ever be is mapped out and exists, just like XY and Z. Just because you and I see chemical entropy as elapsing time doesn't mean that the dimension of time is any different from XY and Z. If you have any special insight into what time is I am sure the world would be deeply interested to hear about it. Physics doesnt have a clue what time is, all of the math in physics says that there is absolutely no difference between what happens and what happens when you look at things with time reversed. We await your deep insight. (to be frank the world needs an insight because we don't have a clue about time, theres definitely no chance of any wonder warp drive thats for sure, the human race is going to die inside the solar system and the chances of seeing people on even a single other planet in the solar system are as likely as unbridled Capitalism being the future).
       

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  2. Is it powered by bovine excretions? by whiledo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The physics behind the warpship is purely theoretical, however. 'Dark energy' needs to be understood and harnessed, plus vast amounts of energy needs to be generated, meaning the warpship is a technology that could only be conceived in the far future. That said, Dr. Obousy's warpship design uses our current knowledge of spacetime and superstring theory to arrive at this futuristic concept.

    Translation: We have a theory based on a lack of theory.

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    1. Re:Is it powered by bovine excretions? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny
      I have a warpship, and the design doesn't need to rely on

      our current knowledge of spacetime and superstring theory to arrive at this futuristic concept

      Instead, the design relies upon our future knowledge of spacetime and superstring[1] theory. That's the nice thing about it... warping space time in a bubble around the ship can result not only in FTL travel, but also time travel. So why should I constrain myself to the currently available theory?

      [1] Also a little bit of sillystring theory, but it gets messy at that point, so I won't go into details.

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    2. Re:Is it powered by bovine excretions? by The_Wilschon · · Score: 5, Informative

      I actually know this guy (he was a grad student where/when I was an undergrad). He's not crazy and at least mostly not a crank (I only say mostly because it's never possible to judge that sort of thing perfectly). The article, like most crappy science journalism, doesn't really go into details, so I'll try to recall for you all the contents of a talk I heard him give to a small group once.

      The basic idea, which you can probably get from the article, is to construct an Alcubierre bubble or Alcubierre warp drive. The Alcubierre bubble is a genuine solution to the Einstein field equations of general relativity; it is a spacetime metric which could conceivably exist. Part of the trouble with making one is that you (at least naively) need exotic matter of some sort (tachyons, negative mass, etc) in order to do it, but we obviously don't know of any exotic matter at all presently. What you really want is to make spacetime contract ahead of you and expand behind you. Well, we do know of something that makes spacetime expand: dark energy! So, if we had some way of manipulating the local strength of dark energy, then we could make spacetime expand behind us faster than normal and expand in front of us slower than normal (or maybe contract, I can't remember exactly how far that side of things went). There are apparently some suggestive features of superstring theory that indicate that we might be able to use the Casimir effect and/or cause an expansion or contraction of string theory's predicted extra compact dimensions to affect the local strength of dark energy. Here's another failure in memory, as I remember that the Casimir effect and extra dimensions were both involved, but don't remember which one was supposed to affect the other and which was supposed to affect dark energy. This is about all I can remember. My apologies that it is not more complete.

      Now, all this is of course very speculative. It depends on some things being true which might or might not be true. The existence of dark energy is at least strongly indicated by astrophysical data, whether or not it has a local strength is not known at all. The Casimir effect is quite well established. Compact extra dimensions and the rest of string theory remain a very good candidate for physics, but are of course notoriously difficult to test. If all of these things eventually work out, then Richard's ideas should work quite nicely. If any of them don't, then all bets are off; I don't know how his analysis would change then.

      Of course, even a few years ago when I heard all this presented, it was much more thoroughly developed. You have my poor memory to blame for a very incomplete and fuzzy account. I have no doubt he's been developing it further in the last couple of years.

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    3. Re:Is it powered by bovine excretions? by Allicorn · · Score: 2, Funny

      duke@3drealms.com

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    4. Re:Is it powered by bovine excretions? by bcrowell · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thanks for the informative post. The thing is, if it's a proposal to build an Alcubierre drive, there are serious problems with that. And they're not just problems as in "that makes it hard to do," they're problems as in "it wouldn't even do what people have in mind when they imagine FTL."

    5. Re:Is it powered by bovine excretions? by hotdoghead · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here's his paper: http://arxiv.org/PS_cache/arxiv/pdf/0712/0712.1649v6.pdf Besides discussing a mechanism, he also does some quick calculations about how much energy would be required to use this method to fly at light-speed. "Let us consider a spacecraft of dimensions 10 m x 10 m x 10 m ... The total amount of energy 'injected' locally would equal 10^45 J ... roughly the mass-energy of the planet Jupiter."

    6. Re:Is it powered by bovine excretions? by mcvos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      100 years ago, many scientists thought that almost everything had been discovered, and they only needed to work out the details. Turns out there were completely new worlds hidden in those details.

      We know for sure that there are gaps in our scientific knowledge. Who knows what kind of worlds are hidden in those gaps? It's too early to definitively rule out warp travel.

  3. Venture capitalists by kheldan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm sure they won't have any problems finding investors -- so long as they cater to the investors who have interest in flying cars, another technology that hasn't actually gotten off the ground yet. What was it someone said about "a fool and his money"?

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    1. Re:Venture capitalists by routerl · · Score: 3, Funny

      What was it someone said about "a fool and his money"?

      That they're soul-mates and stay together forever?

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    2. Re:Venture capitalists by th0mas_g · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've always heard that a fool and his money are some party!

    3. Re:Venture capitalists by EvilToiletPaper · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What was it someone said about "a fool and his money"?

      ... are my best friends

    4. Re:Venture capitalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Investing in insane pipe-dreams is simply a rational hedge in a portfolio overly weighted toward sane endeavors.

    5. Re:Venture capitalists by Chabo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well why not invest in this? It's bound to get a better return than most stocks nowadays!

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  4. Only solving half the problem... by argent · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You still end up with global causality violation if an object can communicate outside its light cone.

    1. Re:Only solving half the problem... by e4g4 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Causality-Shmausality. I dropped a glass because I found it in pieces on the floor just this afternoon...

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    2. Re:Only solving half the problem... by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 4, Informative

      Didn't Novikov solve that problem?

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    3. Re:Only solving half the problem... by EvilToiletPaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      is that like a universal 404 error?

    4. Re:Only solving half the problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't worry, you can just buy a causality default swap as a hedge, and then tranche the resulting multiverse into marketable reality instruments.

    5. Re:Only solving half the problem... by nine-times · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you can travel faster than light, then you should, by our current scientific understanding (general relativity) be able to travel backward in time. If you can send a message faster than light, then you should be able to send that message back in time.

      It's a bit tough to explain, and it would help to be able to give a diagram, but it has to do with the "light cone" the GP post refers to. If you can find information on a "light cone", Einstein said that anything outside of a light cone may be viewed as happening at the same time as the event at the vortex, but to people traveling at different velocities, any one of those points outside of these light cones could be viewed as having happened first.

      If you can travel to an arbitrary point in space-time outside of your light cone, then you could go to a point where the past event (from your original position) is now outside the light-cone of your new position. From there, you would be able to travel to that point in space-time, which would have been firmly in the past from your original location.

      Maybe someone can provide a better explanation? Meh, go read Einstein. But if you don't, then just remember "travelling faster than light" is the same as "able to go back in time".

    6. Re:Only solving half the problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Solved is a little strong for an essentially unverified theory. Posited a solution for, yes.

    7. Re:Only solving half the problem... by bcrowell · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'll give a couple of examples, one using special relativity and one involving some general relativity, to amplify a little on what Geoffrey Landis said above.

      Let's start with a couple of definitions. An "event" in relativity means a combination of time and place. Event B is defined as lying outside event A's light cone if the distance from A to B, in light-years, is greater than the time-difference between A and B, in years.

      Example #1: Suppose that faster-than-light (FTL) were possible. Then it would be possible for event A to cause event B, where B lies outside A's light cone. You could simply travel in your FTL spaceship, starting at A and ending up at B, where you'd deliver a message. But according to special relativity, the time-ordering of events is not as absolute as in classical physics, because observers in different frames of reference disagree on the flow of time. Suppose the original setup was described according to one observer, O1, and now we have a second observer, O2, who is moving relative to O1 at an appreciable fraction of the speed of light. If the speed of the relative motion is high enough, then you can always get a situation where O2 says B happened before A, rather than after A. (This only happens if B is outside A's light cone.) So O1 says A caused B, but O2 says B caused A.

      Example #2: In general relativity, wormhole is a possible way to travel between different places, but since time and space are treated on the same footing in general relativity, there's every reason to believe that if wormholes exist, they would also go between different times, i.e., they would be time machines. But let's suppose for the sake of argument that you come across a wormhole that only goes between different places, with both mouths being synchronized in time. This would seem like FTL without time travel. But such a wormhole can always be used for time-travel as well. One method is to use gravitational fields to accelerate one mouth of the wormhole in some direction, bring it to a stop, and then use a similar acceleration and deceleration to bring it back to where it started. When you do this, you get something exactly like the twin "paradox" of special relavitity; the wormholes' times are no longer synchronized. So now if your no-time-travel FTL has been turned into FTL with time travel.

      There's nothing special about these two examples. The idea that FTL naturally makes time travel possible is tightly bound to the structure of relativity. Since time travel seems to lead to causality paradoxes (e.g., going back in time and killing yourself), the conclusion seems to be that FTL leads to paradoxes, and that makes physicists suspect that FTL isn't actually physically possible.

    8. Re:Only solving half the problem... by genner · · Score: 2, Funny

      What if you can only "change lanes" to other parallel dimensions, and can't "change speed" relative to our own timeline?

      Then stay out of the left lane. Your slowing the rest of us down.

  5. A consultant said it so it *must* be true by StuartHankins · · Score: 3, Funny

    A consultant, eh? Making the big promises, he is?

    Well when he's done and had his turn, I've got some marvelous things to show you. I wouldn't show just anybody, it's our secret. Everyone will want one and we'll be rich and famous so get them while you can now!

  6. Better than the Enterprise by newcastlejon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It puts me in mind of an Outsider ship, which is odd when you consider how they prefer travelling at sub-light speeds.

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  7. Understand your target audience by Locke2005 · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, they are seeking funding from the same people that invested in the Moller Skycar, then?

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  8. Re:Scotty by TinFoilMan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Resistance is always futile, especially if a woman is involved.

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  9. Something about that... by hardwarejunkie9 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This article bothers me primarily because it simply recovers old ground on a theory of the possibility of warp travel. The idea of utilizing dark energy to create waves in space-time is hardly new or original and so what we end up seeing in front of us is a series of explanations about possible "space time bubbles" that we have no idea how to create, or even if they're technically feasible, supplemented by a few minor CAD renderings and a wonderful representation of a planar mesh. Pardon me if I'm not entirely enthused. There seems to be no real mention of any progress since this topic was last covered in the scientific press. In short, while a nice idea, it's an old theory and less than stellar (if you'll pardon the pun). This is more science fiction than science, in my opinion.

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  10. Can't they get anything right? by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Informative

    I told them to say warship instead of worship. Stupid spiders.

    (will be downmodded before anyone gets the reference.)

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  11. I'm not against thinking outside the box by juanergie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    but this fully speculative article will only confuse people.

    I can already hear my non-scientific-inclined friends assuring that it has been demonstrated by Dr. Blah that faster-than-light travel is absolutely possible and we even have the ship ready.

    When Jules Verne wrote his masterpieces he made it clear that it was scientific fiction, and people thrilled shuffling the pages. He was later called a visionary, but he did not pretend to be a scientist, merely a very intelligent writer.

    It bothers me when plausibly smart people make interesting points but place them in the wrong category - nothing wrong with being smart, creative, and wild but, please, let us distinguish science from speculation.

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    1. Re:I'm not against thinking outside the box by fermion · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Putting a hat on a bunny confuses people. The difference between a Stop sign and a Yield sign sends people into convulsions. Most people don't know the difference between enter and return. Just because it is going to confuse people doesn't mean that smart people should be punished.

      Science fiction is mostly about the relationship between people and technology, or people and ideas, or people and people, and how those relationships grow over time. In many cases, the main technology is a plot device, as in Star Trek. It does not, most of the time, dwell on the technology, and often fiction that does is quite bad. Rather, the fiction dwells on the development or consequence. Stranger in a Strange Land would have been a might weaker book if we spent many pages describing the apparatus and working out the equations.

      In this case we are talking about some possible emerging technology. Others have already written books about how the technology might effect us. What Dr. Blah, as you say, does is work out some equations and cite scientific literature. There is only one or two peer review articles on the subject, and nothing that will work. OTOH, I have seen funded proposals that have less background that this. Scientist are the real ones who dwell in science fiction, until they become science fact. Without them, science stays fiction.

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  12. "with astronomical amounts of energy" by starglider29a · · Score: 4, Insightful
    From TFA #2:

    "but by manipulating extra dimensions with astronomical amounts of energy dot dot dot"

    Well, if we could manipulate astronomical amounts of energy, instead of sailing off to Alpha Centauri or Wolf 359, we could:
    • Have rolling roads (a la heinlein and Asimov) and eliminate the need for flying cars or rolling cars
    • Desalinate seawater to irrigate the arid lands
    • Control global climate change, or run a computer cluster model that can disprove it. Pick one.

    But we can't. I know this is a fun dream. But before you try to replicate the Federation, take a look at the world that they were based upon. The Earth of Roddenberry is VERY different than this one. Let us strive to achieve THAT before we strive for the fastest way off of here.

    1. Re:"with astronomical amounts of energy" by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      From TFA #2:

      "but by manipulating extra dimensions with astronomical amounts of energy dot dot dot"

      Well, if we could manipulate astronomical amounts of energy, instead of sailing off to Alpha Centauri or Wolf 359, we could:

      • Have rolling roads (a la heinlein and Asimov) and eliminate the need for flying cars or rolling cars
      • Desalinate seawater to irrigate the arid lands
      • Control global climate change, or run a computer cluster model that can disprove it. Pick one.

      But we can't. I know this is a fun dream. But before you try to replicate the Federation, take a look at the world that they were based upon. The Earth of Roddenberry is VERY different than this one. Let us strive to achieve THAT before we strive for the fastest way off of here.

      Imagine charities researching the causes you mention. Now imagine everyone giving a dollar to those causes every time someone repeats the "let's solve all the problems on Earth before we start exploring space" mantra. Those causes would then have enough money to fix all those problems, we'd have our utopia on Earth, and then we'd be free to go on exploring space.

      Personally, between 6 billion of us, I think we should be capable of working on more than one project at once.

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    2. Re:"with astronomical amounts of energy" by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now imagine everyone giving a dollar to those causes every time someone repeats the "let's solve all the problems on Earth before we start exploring space" mantra.

      This would seem to be very bad for the substantial portion of the world's population living on $1/day or less, as the usage of the mantra on Slashdot alone would force them to donate several dozen times their total income.

  13. William Shatner said it perfectly by peter303 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    William Shatner: "You know, before I answer any more questions there's something I wanted to say. Having received all your letters over the years, and I've spoken to many of you, and some of you have traveled... y'know... hundreds of miles to be here, I'd just like to say... GET A LIFE, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed! You've turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME!"

  14. Futurama? by Fry-kun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "The tricky part is that the ship wouldn't actually move; space itself would move underneath the stationary spacecraft. "
    FTA

    "I understand how the engines work now. It came to me in a dream. The engines don't move the ship at all. The ship stays where it is, and the engines move the universe around it."
    Cubert J. Farnsworth

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    1. Re:Futurama? by canonymous · · Score: 2, Informative

      "The ship stays where it is, and the engines move the universe around it."

      That's preposterous!

  15. Wormhole? by PapaSmurph · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This sounds somewhat like the way the "Stargate" works in Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis, the main difference is this is a bubble rather than a tube between locations that are generating the "extremely large amounts of energy". We just need to find a few Zero Point Modules. Problem solved!

    1. Re:Wormhole? by x78 · · Score: 2, Funny

      We should harness energy from our own universe instead!
      Wait that didn't go so well for Rodney did it...

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  16. tsk tsk, editors by Eil · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dr. Richard Obousy

    Whoops, you spelled his name wrong, it should be "Zephram Cochrane".

  17. Re:first by imgumbydamnit · · Score: 2, Funny

    first

    Only if you mastered time travel.

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  18. Re:Investors? by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can't see this venture returning capital on anything that remotely resembles "short term". As such, I envision only government entities or wealthy individuals uninterested in ROI funding a project such as this.

    Honestly, what kind of question could there be about investors in this type of technology? I didn't see anything remotely relevant to a business plan in any of the links.

    I didn't either, but I do see a catastrophic sense of humor failure in your post.

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  19. Wait, what? by tnk1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ugh, every thing said in that article is basically a re-hash of the hit parade of technologies that "sounded really good at the time, but don't really work". Casmir effect, Alcuberre warp drive, extra spatial dimensions, etc. are just things that sound neat, but practical applications of them are impossible, misunderstood, or just plain useless.

    I want a warp drive as much as anyone, but I'm beginning to tire of hearing people keep spitting out the same concepts that anyone who can read the Wikipedia entries for them already knows are not practical or are probably not possible.

    Vacuum energy may exist in some form, but the apparatus to generate any significant amount of it would probably take orders of magnitude more energy to operate. No break even. Virtual particles are a hypothesis based on the logic of the Uncertainty Principle, but even if this logic is not simply explained away at a latter point, one needs to only look at what apparatus is needed to demonstrate the Casmir effect to get an idea how you would need to scale in order to get anything out of it.

    The warp drive not only requires us to somehow warp space time, but to actually survive in those conditions. There's only one known thing that combines significant warping of space time with a small area. We call those... black holes. Also, Alcuberre also acknowledged a number of problems with his drive including the fact that it wouldn't be able to see where it was going.

    As for extra dimensions, besides the fact that most places I have read indicate that those dimensions are probably extremely tiny, they would probably require the Planck energy to explore, which no one knows if it is even possible to attain. So, you would spend an incredible amount of energy to be able to go from one side of a quark to another, maybe even quickly.

    Or not at all, considering that a spatial dimension isn't just what's on the other side of a magic wardrobe. Either our 4 dimensions couldn't fit in the smaller ones, or we could, but we'd end up like 2-D Flatlanders walking around in a 3-D world. How could we interact with such a reality? How would it benefit us at all, even if we could survive the experience?

    In the matter of dimensions, there are benefits we can glean from trying to understand if they are real and learning about them, and maybe even the Casmir effect would be good for something like generating antimatter or something. Having said that, planning a spaceship based on these ideas is like planning a ship to sail the Phogiston. It's gibberish, and what's more, its stale gibberish.

  20. Hrmph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think you're just stringing us along.

  21. Travel faster than light... by bagsta · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can you imagine that when we make our first travel faster than light, a Vulcan spaceship(or any other alien except Borgs :P) will passing by our neighborhood and make the first contact with aliens...?

    Noooo, I think I see too much science fiction

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  22. But it looks just like a DC-8... by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 2, Funny

    and is piloted by L Ron himself! Probably full of Thetans, too.

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  23. Re:Anonymous Coward by Koim-Do · · Score: 2, Funny

    and there it was all along..

  24. This warpship will fly by nausea_malvarma · · Score: 3, Funny

    on the same day I play Duke Nukem Forever in HURD.

  25. I always wondered... by Anachragnome · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I always wondered about Faster-then-light travel and all the muck in the universe getting in the way whilst zipping through space.

    Think about it.

    That galaxy might be well out of our path when that path is calculated, but where the hell will it be when we are actually passing through that area, and just how, exactly, does our mucking around with time effect our spatial relationship to other celestial bodies, especially since some of them display complex interactions with both time and space?

    Wouldn't that galaxy be in a different location in space since it is in a different location in time (assuming it was moving to begin with, as Big Bang Theory suggests)? One would think we would have to map all the trajectories, and not just locations, of damn near every celestial body simply to avoid crashing into them.

    But hey, since we could go forward in time, we should also be able to go backward as well, right? If that is the case, it might as well be "Full speed ahead...and pass the bong." Anything goes wrong, you just go back.

    But then, I could be wrong. Or could have been...or will be...man, my head hurts.

  26. Re:FTL paradoxes for dummies? by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Problem is the definition of FTL is assumed. Faster than light travel and even scientists think that you are talking of a speed greater than C.

    it MEANS travelling to a point in space faster than travelling to it than you can at the speed of light.

    If I punch a hole through space via a wormhole and travel at 45mph on a moped through the wormhole to travel a normal space distance of 600 light-years... I just traveled FTL. and THAT does not violate causality.

     

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  27. Discover Magazine covered this by IonOtter · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It was several years ago, illustrated by Larry Gonick in his cartoon science series, "Light Elements". Same premise, same idea, but the biggest problem that was mentioned in the cartoon, has not been mentioned in this article?

    You can start the compression in front of the ship, and also start the expansion behind the ship, which will get it moving.

    However, once you've generated the compression/expansion wave, its self-sustaining. That brings up the problem, just how do you get the forward compression to stop??? What sort of "signal" do you send ahead of the compression wave to nullify it and allow you to stop? According to the Discover article, it "involved some sort of 'anti-gravity'.", which so far hasn't been invented yet.

    So what you've got is a one-way, warp-speed trip around existence for all of eternity.

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  28. Obligatory Futurama Quote by baKanale · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Professor: Where's the device that lets to speed up or slow down the passage of time?
    Fry: [pulls out a bong] Under the seat.

  29. Get a basic tech right, then make a warp drive by woolio · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, I'm all for manipulating dark matter and delving into the 11th dimension as the next guy...

    But we can't even get operating systems to work as we want. And car gas mileage hasn't increased much in the past few decades. [No, I don't consider it to be an huge accomplishment that some tiny 1500lb car now gets ~33mpg on the highway when my 6 year old V6 Camry gets an actual 30mpg on the highway at 70mph. Should I be thrilled if you show me a car getting 40mpg? ].

    I think we have much more pressing (easier) issues to solve before making a warp drive...

    That said, given how people behave, it wouldn't quite surprise me if we have warp-drive spacecraft (including civilian inter-solar-system travel) before we have fuel-efficient transportation and decent operating systems.

  30. Too Slow by daveime · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Warp Drive is soooo slow :-(

    Stargates FTW.

    (Sorry, just got a 14 day EVE trial and getting a bit too immersed).