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Microsoft Hardware Demos Pressure-Sensitive Keyboard

Krystalo writes to tell us that Microsoft hardware has an interesting demo of a pressure-sensitive keyboard they have designed. While there are no currently announced plans to turn this into a shipping product, there are many cool uses that one could imagine a device like this providing. "The device will be put to use in the first annual Student Innovation Contest in Victoria, Canada, where contestants will be supplied with a keyboard prototype and challenged with developing new interactions for it. Contestants will demo their creations and attendees will vote for their favorite at the conference on October 5. $2,000 prizes will be given to the authors of programs deemed as the most useful, the best implementation, and the most innovative."

212 comments

  1. Another stroke of genious from MS by Froze · · Score: 2, Funny

    A keyboard that can actually detect when someone presses on a key! Will wonders never cease.

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    1. Re:Another stroke of genious from MS by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, it is PRESSURE SENSITIVE. It will upcase letters when you press THEM HARD.

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    2. Re:Another stroke of genious from MS by Tim4444 · · Score: 5, Funny

      aha! finally a keyboard that can make everything uppercase when i'm shouting at you!! i mean SHOUTING AT YOU!!!!

    3. Re:Another stroke of genious from MS by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A keyboard that can actually detect when someone presses on a key! Will wonders never cease.

      We're still waiting for the comment that can actually detect when it shouldn't be posted, as evidenced by the parent...

    4. Re:Another stroke of genious from MS by Anachragnome · · Score: 3, Funny

      Parent was the fastest "+4 Funny" to "-0 Troll" to "fucking gone" post moderation I've ever seen on /.

      What a waste of mod points.

    5. Re:Another stroke of genious from MS by sarahbau · · Score: 1

      YouTube actually did almost that this April in response to XKCD's comic

    6. Re:Another stroke of genious from MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Citiation Needed]

    7. Re:Another stroke of genious from MS by infolation · · Score: 4, Informative

      The parallels with synthesiser keyboard technology are quite interesting. The video in the article talks about using the force the key's hit with to determine whether a key was pressed in error. Soft key hits are likely to be unintentional 'glancing blows'. This is also the classic problem with non-touch sensitive synth keyboards - they suddenly make adept pianists appear to be clumsy morons because every glancing key hit produces a 'wrong note'.

      However, in synth terminology, keyboards are distinguished as 'velocity sensitive' (how fast the key is initially hit, like a piano) and 'pressure sensitive' (how hard the key is pressed after the initial strike, like a clavichord pitch-bending a note, sometimes called 'polyphonic aftertouch'). The microsoft keyboard is both velocity and pressure sensitive, with multiple simultaneous channels of pressure sensitivity. The pressure aftertouch has some interesting applications in creative software, where artists have to input several layers or dimensions of data simultaneously. (My field is film post-production so I'm specifically thinking about 3-D). This is currently implemented in most software using a messy combination of simultaneously mouse and modifier keys. But using pressure sensitive keys would accommodate several other simultaneous continuously-variable 'dimensions' of data input.

    8. Re:Another stroke of genious from MS by jpmorgan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's actually a pretty cool idea. You've just eliminated the shift and capslock keys. You could probably eliminate other function keys too with other clever combinations + pressures. That would be fantastic for a tiny netbook.

    9. Re:Another stroke of genious from MS by digitalunity · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can imagine a large variety of useful ways to use pressure sensitive keys in gaming and media editing. Specifically, with applying paint tools in GIMP or Photoshop.

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    10. Re:Another stroke of genious from MS by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Informative

      You'd really need a fairly broadly adopted standard for that to work out. Chorded keyboards are crazy powerful, especially per unit area/number of keys; but they find only the most specialist applications and users because they have a nontrivial learning curve, and are quite obscure.

      Unless you wanted to confine yourself to only the most trivial of substitutions, you'd need broad adoption to motivate people to put in the effort of learning the new system. Even systems that merely involve software remapping of normal keyboards have had a hard life. Nobody who isn't a court reporter or something would bother to put in the time to learn a system that would tie them to a particular obscure hardware brand.

      I'd like to see it, more expressive and powerful input devices are always a good thing; but the history doesn't leave me hopeful. The world is, and has been for a while, full of extremely powerful input systems for specialist users, court reporters, stenographers, musicians, etc. With the exception of the basic piano-style keyboard, those powerful, but initially opaque, interfaces have remained niche and expensive compared to your basic, boring 144 key keyboard, T9 for cellphones, and some fairly simple touchscreen stuff.

    11. Re:Another stroke of genious from MS by Razalhague · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Then all we need is a pressure sensitive mouse. Or do they already exist? I'm not talking about tablets, a simple mouse with pressure sensitive buttons would be a lot cheaper than any tablet of reasonable size.

    12. Re:Another stroke of genious from MS by marciot · · Score: 4, Funny

      I nEEd to leArN to TyPE wiTH moRe coNSistENT preSsurE.

    13. Re:Another stroke of genious from MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it. What part did you think was funny and what part was trollish?

    14. Re:Another stroke of genious from MS by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 1

      I think you just taught me what a 144 key keyboard is. I'm guessing this is what they use to build a cash register.

      Imagine all the ways this can be programmed, and you have an idea why it's entrenched. Its potential hasn't been exhausted.

      Watch Futurama, they are still using QWERTY. New input devices will come when they are needed. Until then, nothing is stopping you from playing around. In theory, input devices should be among the easiest to both build and program, and the most fun to experiment with.

      In short, the reason I came to this thread, is because I am flabbergasted that it took M$ to make an analog keyboard. Wtf is that about anyway. But then again, it took M$ to make a 386-based windowing system. I guess some things just take persistence.

    15. Re:Another stroke of genious from MS by youn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course, it's sensitive to pressure... it gets pressured when you push its buttons... and then it starts shouting :)

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    16. Re:Another stroke of genious from MS by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      Wasn't me.

      I was just commenting on the moderation I saw. Maybe you should learn how /. moderation works?

    17. Re:Another stroke of genious from MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why sTop theRE? THere arE sO many pOssibilitiES.

  2. What's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this going to feed into the system that tells whether the user is angry or not? What does it matter the amount of pressure you use to press the key? That's why we have 104 key keyboards, we hit the key we want, however we want to...

    1. Re:What's the point? by Chyeld · · Score: 3, Funny

      Quickstart guide included with your new Microsoft Natural Pressure Sensitive Bob Keyboard:

      • Press escape to pull up the game menu and access the settings.
      • Pound escape to rage quit.
      • Throw the keyboard across the room to rage quit while spamming "HACKING ASSHOLES!" into chat
      • ...

    2. Re:What's the point? by Vectronic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      because it turns your 104 into 208 or 312, there's the obvious "angry typing" usage, but there is also potential for stuff like...
      Alt+Tab (light) = Change Tab In Browser
      Alt+Tab (med) = Change Application Window
      Alt+Tab (hard) = Change User Account

      or

      Left (light) = Move (one char)
      Left (med) = Move (one word)
      Left (hard) = Move (one line)

      or the F# keys, you could now have 24 instead of 12.

      (granted I basically just look at the pictures, didn't RTFA) but depending on how this is done, it could also mean 2 or 3x the failure rate, however, it could also mean half or a third of the failures for normal key typing, your Space Bar gives out on a normal keyboard, it's done, but with this one you could just press harder/lighter and it would still work.

    3. Re:What's the point? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a nice way to accelerate RSI.

    4. Re:What's the point? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      And here is the prototype test: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA

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    5. Re:What's the point? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      And to annoy everyone else around you.

    6. Re:What's the point? by similar_name · · Score: 1

      It may only be because of habit but I prefer Alt+Tab and Ctrl+Tab, I feel it's more accurate than pressure. I use Left, Left+Ctrl and home for moving across a line.

      It seems it might have problems with multiple users, my roommate types much harder than I do. Anyway I'm just bitchin', get off my lawn!

    7. Re:What's the point? by digitig · · Score: 1

      "You appear to be typing angrily. Would you like some help with stress releif techniques?"

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    8. Re:What's the point? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Thank you for proposing an absolutely horrible UI idea that I'm sure some fucktard will actually try to implement and we'll be subjected to 5-10 years of MS trying to make it not suck ass before giving up and leaving us with a bunch of half assed software that is about as useful as a radio that changes channels when you throw a pencil across the room.

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    9. Re:What's the point? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      combine with built in webcams and Mics I bet you could use the keyboard feedback to REALLY piss users off!

      Apple was developing detectors for "user abuse" of hardware.... this could help CAUSE user abuse!!

    10. Re:What's the point? by Starayo · · Score: 1

      a radio that changes channels when you throw a pencil across the room.

      Are you kidding? I'd buy that.

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  3. Just use it like a game controller. by ausekilis · · Score: 3, Funny

    light pressure for lower case 'a', harder pressure for upper case 'A', and abrupt spikes in pressure for expletives "#$@^%^!".

    1. Re:Just use it like a game controller. by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can think of one use right off.
      If person typing an email is hitting keys harder than normal. Delay sending the message for a few hours, as they are probably angry and might wish they had not sent the message.

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    2. Re:Just use it like a game controller. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Perfect! Now someone just needs to write the plugin for gMail.

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    3. Re:Just use it like a game controller. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Delay sending the message for a few hours, as they are probably angry and might wish they had not sent the message.

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      Angry? Or just horny drunken emails sent late at night? C'mon, tell the truth...

      And don't just delay the message... require an on-screen sobriety test and positive confirmation that the email is to be sent (with 'no' set as default response).

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    4. Re:Just use it like a game controller. by Em+Emalb · · Score: 1

      Would suck to have to press hard every time you wanted to start a new sentence. I have to pause typing to "act" like I'm pressing the keys harder.

      i guess the best thing would be if we all just typed lower case...

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    5. Re:Just use it like a game controller. by infolation · · Score: 1

      There was some talk a while ago about identifying users by their typing characteristics - examining the pauses between their keystrokes. Perhaps the force they typically use to press keys could be part of their password, helping to prevent shoulder surfing.

      I wonder if stochastic passwords would be possible using this keyboard. In other words, passwords which are dependent on typing exactly the right letters, but with approximately the right force.

    6. Re:Just use it like a game controller. by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      Weird. The emails I usually regret are the ones that I didn't realize are offensive/antagonizing. Apparently, it pisses people off more if you say something they don't like in a cool tone.

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    7. Re:Just use it like a game controller. by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      Angry? Or just horny drunken emails sent late at night? C'mon, tell the truth...

      Can't you just see Clippy, "It is 2AM and your are hitting your keyboard keys harder than normal. I suspect you are drunk and horny. I will delay the sending of this message until you have had time for a cold shower."

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    8. Re:Just use it like a game controller. by clarkkent09 · · Score: 1

      In case of Vista the behavior when detecting user annoyance will be to increase the number of confirmation dialogs for a given action to three (normally there are two) so that the user will get even more pissed off, leading to even more confirmation dialogs. The inevitable result is that the user will eventually smash his computer to bits and buy a new one = Profit!

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    9. Re:Just use it like a game controller. by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Perfect! Now someone just needs to write the plugin for gMail.

      Reminds me of a similar Labs option in GMail that makes you solve a few arithmetic problems before sending the email. It's appropriately called "Mail Goggles", I assume because the primary purpose would be to prevent drunk-mailing someone.

    10. Re:Just use it like a game controller. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Maybe they are angry that their keyboard keeps delaying their emails for some reason.

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    11. Re:Just use it like a game controller. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Additionally, a Firefox plugin for posts on Slashdot is necessary...

    12. Re:Just use it like a game controller. by PPH · · Score: 1

      WooHoo! First post!

      Rats!

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    13. Re:Just use it like a game controller. by stms · · Score: 1

      And Microsoft might finally figure out what pisses everyone off.

    14. Re:Just use it like a game controller. by piemcfly · · Score: 1

      How about a script that senses when somebody is drunk typing? Now THAT would be hella useful to lots of people, haha.

  4. Dammed! by OrangeMonkey11 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now keyboards can report abuse when I beat the shit out of it when I get pissed off

    1. Re:Dammed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, but the psychiatrist version of Clippy will appear to help you finish writing you letter responsibly.

    2. Re:Dammed! by steelfood · · Score: 4, Funny

      Apple has a patent on that.

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    3. Re:Dammed! by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

      It's called iAbuse.

    4. Re:Dammed! by thexile · · Score: 1

      There's an app for that.

    5. Re:Dammed! by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Emacs got Clippy beat.

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  5. The real question is by Merc248 · · Score: 1

    Will this thing detect proper amounts of pressure from a chair?

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  6. What could go wrong by basementman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Rubber dome keys, keys do different things based on different pressures, extra useless features, won't be hard to type on at all.

    1. Re:What could go wrong by dr_wheel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Rubber dome keys, keys do different things based on different pressures, extra useless features, won't be hard to type on at all.

      i"M nOT sUrE WHat yoU'Re tRyInG tO sAY> CoulD yOu BE MOre SPecIFiC?

    2. Re:What could go wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, think of people with various disabilities where it can be more of a problem, but then with others it may be a beautiful thing. For regular folks, I am thinking real pain...

    3. Re:What could go wrong by netdur · · Score: 1

      i"M nOT sUrE WHat yoU'Re tRyInG tO sAY> CoulD yOu BE MOre SPecIFiC?

      you look emotionally unstable, did you see a doctor?

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  7. Gamer keyboard! by BigDXLT · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, yes and more yes. The one thing I've always wanted in a keyboard. No more walk/run modifier key or jerky steering in driving/flying games. Yay!

    1. Re:Gamer keyboard! by Thalagyrt · · Score: 1

      Exactly... This would be pretty awesome for games.

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    2. Re:Gamer keyboard! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sure, that sounds great at first, but as the keyboard wears out you'll end up having to hit it harder and harder to get it to move as fast as you want it to. You know, kind of like your mom.

    3. Re:Gamer keyboard! by dr_wheel · · Score: 1

      ...or jerky steering in driving/flying games.

      I'll stick to wheels and joysticks in racing/flying sims, thanks. Atleast until they start using pressure-sensitive keyboards in cars and airplanes.

    4. Re:Gamer keyboard! by CheddarHead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree that for a game that is purely driving or flying that joysticks or wheels would be better. However, there are many games (FPSs for example) that incorporate driving or flying as some small part of the game, but the bulk of the game is better controlled with a mouse and keyboard. This could potentially improve those driving/flying games sequences.

    5. Re:Gamer keyboard! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you're not using force-feedback joysticks / steering wheels then your experience is just as lame as using a keyboard.

    6. Re:Gamer keyboard! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Playing Wing Commander and WCII with only a keyboard sucked. I could never line up properly on my strafing runs. This changes everything. I should reinstall DOS 6.0...

    7. Re:Gamer keyboard! by Ketto · · Score: 1

      I concur, at least without having ever put my hands on it. This is one of the primary reasons I like console gaming: analog sticks are expected and accounted for during development. You can hook a joystick up to a computer, but how fun is it to try and use one of those on an FPS or driving game?

    8. Re:Gamer keyboard! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      If only they were ergonomic. (Protip: All MS [or Logitech, or pretty much all others] keyboards without any exception are not ergonomic. They just look as if they were.)

      Give me a DataHand Pro II with an integrated 6-axis orb/ball for one hand, and pressure sensitive keys, below $200 for both hands, and you got a ton of clients!

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    9. Re:Gamer keyboard! by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      You know, kind of like your mom.

        I mean, she's no Wii. But she is cheap!

    10. Re:Gamer keyboard! by imerso · · Score: 1

      Totally agreed, this is the perfect keyboard for gaming. =) Very cool!

    11. Re:Gamer keyboard! by Razalhague · · Score: 1

      Hmm... force feedback keyboard...

    12. Re:Gamer keyboard! by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      walk/run modifier is great imho it provides a much better way to seperate walk/run (which in most FPSes are two pretty different actions), would would be nice is variable speed for the walking

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    13. Re:Gamer keyboard! by BigDXLT · · Score: 1

      Oh, certainly, won't argue that point. But a pressure-sensitive keyboard is going to be worlds better than keyboards we use now.

      But like another poster said, think of the games where your character gets out of the car, runs around shooting stuff, then hops in a plane/train/boat/whatever. Using a wheel for a game like Halflife 2 would be annoying since you're in and out of the car a lot.

      Think of it another way, simply getting into a pure racing/flight sim type game on the PC would be much easier than with a standard old keyboard. I bought some cheap dual stick controller for the couple of racing games I do play on the PC anymore (Trackmania Forever, etc) just because I needed some kind of analog control.

    14. Re:Gamer keyboard! by gnupun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also awesome for any text editing... you can now control the scroll speed when using up/down arrow keys.

    15. Re:Gamer keyboard! by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      walk/run modifier is great imho it provides a much better way to seperate walk/run (which in most FPSes are two pretty different actions), would would be nice is variable speed for the walking

      Indeed, I too have always so much wanted to have walk, stroll, trot, run, sprint in my FPS games. This has bothered me quite a bit. I'm glad MS is finally working on this

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    16. Re:Gamer keyboard! by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

      Opens up a new class of concepts where pressure across time can be measured ...Ctrl + A could select all items as usual, or a hard Ctrl+A (normal press on A, followed by a harder press) could select the entire application window which then could be move around with the cursor keys, resize with mouse scroll, etc.

    17. Re:Gamer keyboard! by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Thank you! Honestly, I always thought that scrolling is somewhat unnatural.

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  8. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am tired of copying and pasting everything from character map since my keyboard is incapable of this functionality.

  9. Come on... by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Can't believe no one has made a musical keyboard comment yet...On the other hand, it seems we just keep getting closer and closer to LCARS.

    1. Re:Come on... by BoostFab · · Score: 1

      that leaves to developer! developer! developer! developer! developer!

    2. Re:Come on... by SkipFrehly · · Score: 1

      I was going to say the same exact thing. Making a keyboard that could be used for simple MIDI would be fantastic, but there's still nothing that can really replace a weighted keyboard, or a baby grand for that matter. Would be nice, though.

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    3. Re:Come on... by Inda · · Score: 1

      Sound effects on each key would make me buy one!

      *peeow* *ping ping ping* *baaw*

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    4. Re:Come on... by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      Well... Comparison to the NanoKey would be in order. =)

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    5. Re:Come on... by tenco · · Score: 1

      I doubt that something like LCARS would be possible in an economy ruled by IP laws. Because, what's a CARS without an L?

    6. Re:Come on... by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 1

      I was actually thinking along those lines, except piano notes or drum kit hits for each key. Run across a random beat typing a slashdot comment, and you can just re-type your comment to reproduce it!

    7. Re:Come on... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Someone has made the musical keyboard comment, and LCARS won't become a reality because its an absolutely shitty interface.

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    8. Re:Come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sad but true. As much as I love to look at LCARS in Trek shows/movies, the reality is that its intuitiveness and useability are near zero. Watching how the characters manipulate their consoles though it appears they have basically memorized button location/size/and that tiny little number they all have in the corner.

    9. Re:Come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Musical keyboard, running linux? Hey, no problem, here you go:

      http://digitalmedia.oreilly.com/2005/11/09/inside-the-korg-oasys.html

      Sure would be nice to afford one of these...sigh....oh, well, back to QWERTY...:-)

    10. Re:Come on... by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      I had a virus that did that. I had just formatted my harddrive and installed XP and, in my youthful wisdom, I went online to get updates for the programs I was going to install. ...like for the firewall and antivirus.

      Needless to say, I formatted it again.

    11. Re:Come on... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Personally, despite all the naysaying and complaints over shitty interface and all the rest. This is probably the way information systems will go in the eventual future. KISS(Keep It Simple Stupid), with an easy to use interface that anyone can navigate, with simple controls, with easy to read screens that can be directly manipulated in any shape or form.

      Where everyone else who needs more input, with more information will use a higher frame of output from the device, or specialized controls that are accessible from a submenu. Simple as that, it will get dumber, it will get stupider, and get used to it as more people need to use technology.

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  10. emacs lovers' dream by flynt · · Score: 1

    This keyboard could be a boon to Emacs users. pressing a key "lightly" could mean to run the lisp function bound to the "light press" of the key. Many common operations would no longer require Control or Meta chords.

    1. Re:emacs lovers' dream by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Funny

      for the love of god, please add code to close it when I bash the keyboard repeatedly.

      I have mistakenly thought this functionality already existed.

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    2. Re:emacs lovers' dream by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, they would just add more features to emacs to take advantage of it.

      "(light press)Meta-(hard press)Ctrl-(medium press)Shift-(hard press)C" automatically spell and grammar checks your document while giving you a light foot massage, but "(hard press)Meta-(medium press)Ctrl-(light press)Shift-(medium press)C" launches the missiles. That sort of thing.

    3. Re:emacs lovers' dream by pmontra · · Score: 1

      Damn, I wanted so much to be the first one to point out how good this a multitouch pressure sensor will be for my emacs typing sessions. I'm going to have control, shift, meta, extra light, very light, light, strong, very strong, extra strong and many others. It looks like Christmas. I look forward to a light-x, very-strong-c, alt-ctrl-shift b combo. I just wonder if I can make it. I'll start training right now!

    4. Re:emacs lovers' dream by iperkins · · Score: 1

      "(hard press)Meta-(medium press)Ctrl-(light press)Shift-(medium press)C" launches the missiles.

      Oops! That wasn't supposed to happen...Where's undo?? Let's see (light press)Meta-(hard press)Ctrl-(medium press)Sh---*&^%%##&*...Carrier Lost

  11. Ummm... by Anachragnome · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How about the students sit on their ideas and market them when the keyboard comes out?

    Should be worth more then a lousy $2000, especially considering the fact that the students will have NO intellectual property rights once they submit through the contest.

    Just another way for MS to steal ideas, patent them and then pocket all the profits.

    On another note, I wonder what MS employees think about their employer opting to go outside the company for ideas rather then feed their employees families.

    1. Re:Ummm... by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 1

      On another note, I wonder what MS employees think about their employer opting to go outside the company for ideas rather then feed their employees families.

      They're probably fine with it. Instead of having to think *what* to do with it, they simply have to think *how* to implement.

    2. Re:Ummm... by Anachragnome · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Right.

      You're probably correct. Their employees more then likely already realize MS will patent the ideas REGARDLESS, and steal them anyways, so whats the difference, right?

    3. Re:Ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're 100% right. They should be coughing up 3 million for someone to e-mail in idea in for a product that will likely either fail or only have a niche market.

      So odd that the years and years of practice and study that goes into being a professional musician isn't worth 0.99 USD a song around here but a simple idea should be worth more than what most people getting out of four years of college will take home in pay in a month as an entry level employee.

    4. Re:Ummm... by Anachragnome · · Score: 5, Informative

      If "Contests" like this were actually trying to encourage rewarding students for the innovations (as opposed to simply exploiting them), why not give them a slice of the pie, say...5% of the profits generated?

      I have YET to see a single "contest" that offered such a reward.

      And while I'm on the subject, have you ever noticed that even the losers give up IP rights, so that if the student improves on the idea after the fact, it still belongs to the company sponsoring the "contest", with NO rewards at all? One more aspect that points to the real motives of the sponsors.

    5. Re:Ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yo. We should form some kinda police squad that goes round protecting all those that get scammed by schemes like this. Horrific for companies to do things like this and MS aren't the only ones.

    6. Re:Ummm... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      And then the keyboard never makes it to market. See, MS just thought it would be a neat idea. They had no practical ideas on what to use it for. Unless the student gives them a cheap answer, the product is dead in the water.

    7. Re:Ummm... by mustafap · · Score: 1

      >So odd that the years and years of practice and drugs that goes into being a professional musician isn't worth 0.99 USD

      There, fixed that for you.

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    8. Re:Ummm... by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      As ridiculous as your idea is, it got me thinking about something else.

      Why the FUCK is MS doing this in Canada instead of the US? Do they have their lawyers investigating IP laws to determine what country has the weakest IP laws so that they may more easily take advantage of the situation? Would a Canadian have less chance of redress in OUR courts?

      Did they choose a location close enough to Redmond to take advantage of the locals (Washingtonians), yet utilize cross-border loopholes that would prevent ANYONE seeking redress, even American citizens?

    9. Re:Ummm... by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      Hardly.

      There is plenty of prior art, as the numerous posts in this thread have already shown. One of these students could modify the concept, include their own ideas and head to market.

      And before you post a reply, think of all the times MS has done EXACTLY the same thing.

      Most recent example(less then 24 hours old):

      http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/08/06/2322209

    10. Re:Ummm... by Radtastic · · Score: 1

      In an earlier life, (Back before the internet, and patent/trademark searches involved a trip to the USPTO library in Sunnyvale, CA and rummaging through their volumes), I learned a lot on the subject of patents and trying to present your ideas for manufacturing.

      The truth is, large companies, be they software companies, or manufacturers of tangible goods (think 3m, Black and Decker, etc) have large R&D departments, and introducing new ideas from the outside opens the door to disputable claims of ownership.

      What if a presented idea is already in progress?

      What if two or more people present the same idea?

      So, while I agree with the general premise that many large companies want to avoid paying royalties, there are other forces molding the compensation decisions.

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    11. Re:Ummm... by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      I had similar experiences (probably around the same time as you. Wasted many hours in that same fucking office) and came to the same conclusions, but others as well.

      The biggest one was the idea that an invention may be a "better" idea, but make less money. I'll give an example from my own experiences.

      I designed a lancet (a device that diabetics(among others) used to draw a drop of blood for glucose testing) that was self-contained, sterile, highly adaptable to need and INCREDIBLY cheap to make. It was also disposable, alleviating the need to keep an item around that could potentially infect other people. It had ONE moving part.

      The company I worked for at the time manufactured the best-selling alternative at the time. I created a working prototype (on my own time, with my own materials, equipment) then brought it to work to try and sell the idea to them. Not interested in the slightest.

      So I took the idea to the largest lancet distributor in the world (the company I worked for made their lancets, which they in turn sold under license). They wanted nothing to do with it. It took me a little while to figure out why.

      They made more money selling a lancet with over 15 parts then they would selling one with only one moving part.

      The exact same line of thinking is why cars now come with all the bells and whistles they do. If you increase the over-all cost of the product, you increase the over-all PROFIT derived from the product.

      Needless to say, that was the end of my inventing days, for I have morals and I'm a firm believer in the idea of Karma.

    12. Re:Ummm... by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      For a student, having a line item on the resume is likely to be worth more than the royalties they would get for a novelty application. For instance, it would be very difficult to compete with Microsoft by developing an accessibility tool, but having credit and your name in the about page may lead to more job opportunities and higher wages coming out of school.

      Not every student is willing to pursue patent applications or royalty negotiations, but pretty much any student out there can benefit from the exposure and experience.

      Plus, $2,000 will buy a lot of ramen.

    13. Re:Ummm... by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      If "Contests" like this were actually trying to encourage rewarding students for the innovations (as opposed to simply exploiting them), why not give them a slice of the pie, say...5% of the profits generated?

      While 'calc.exe' is a useful tool, I highly doubt it's generated much in the way of line item profit for Microsoft.

      With Hollywood accounting, I suspect that $2,000 > 5% of the profits of a bundled utility.

    14. Re:Ummm... by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      We're not talking a bundled utility.

      But I'm sure MS would MAKE it one just to screw the guy out of his 5% cut.

      Fuck, I need to keep my mouth shut...MS is probably going to try and patent bundling (is that a word?), if they haven't already.

      {waits for incoming link to prove me correct}

    15. Re:Ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Troll much? I'm an MS employee, and I quite like my take-home pay, thank you very much.

    16. Re:Ummm... by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      I'm curious. Does your compensation package include a replacement soul upon retirement?

    17. Re:Ummm... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      What I don't get is why a small competitor couldn't use your device to eat their lunch? Yes, it'd be less profit, but it'd be more profit for you than zero, and more money saved for the end-user. Eventually, if users liked the concept, the existing companies would be forced to adapt.

      I mean, no existing company wants to build a better, cheaper mousetrap. The point is, the free market is supposed to reward a company that does, and punish (through competition) those who don't adapt.

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    18. Re:Ummm... by wampus · · Score: 1

      Holy bejezus, melodramatic much?

    19. Re:Ummm... by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      What? You think MS employees are unaware of the questionable practices of their employer?

      They either agree with them, or they are willing to sell out for a buck. Either way, someone is pissing in their karma pool.

    20. Re:Ummm... by wampus · · Score: 1

      Fucking over the competition may be dirty but it isn't evil. Microsoft isn't running guns or selling children into prostitution, they make a whole bunch of software, a little bit of hardware, and do research. They also take advantage of their resources and do some questionable things to maintain an advantage, but fucking a, grow some perspective. Enron was evil, Microsoft are kind of dicks.

    21. Re:Ummm... by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      Enron was awful for a short period and now they're gone. By contrast, millions of people have to put up with Microsoft every time they sit down at a computer. Is a terrible but relatively brief period of agony (like breaking a tooth), worse than a persistent, dull pain, (like having a lower-back problem)?

      If there wasn't regularly occurring due cause for anger with MS, then it would have petered out long ago.

      Human trafficking is terrible, but that doesn't suddenly make it morally okay (or even legal in some cases) to act like a selfish dick. "So I royally screwed you over, but it's not like I'm selling children, so chill out. Obviously YOU are the one with the problem!"

      Typical sociopathic reasoning.

      I suspect that working at Microsoft involves having to do some clever rational gymnastics in order to not feel bad about yourself. Either that, or there's something a little 'off' about you. Yuck. Now picture what it must feel like to be in an auditorium in Redmond; A room filled with hundreds of people in a state of active denial and/or selfishness is sure to be a weird thing to experience. Sounds kinda messed up to me.

      -FL

    22. Re:Ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.smithsdousaflavour.com.au/terms.php :)

    23. Re:Ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps MS is doing this competition because they can't actually think of any practical uses for this keyboard. The idea of capitalising letters based how hard you press them won't work for most people, I have enough trouble with my typing accuracy without having to worry about how hard I hit the keys. Perhaps using it as a specialised gaming keyboard could work, though that would likely need support from the games, which could be an issue, and for that purpose they wouldn't need to design it with the same layout as a regular keyboard.

      I do agree that if anybody does come up with an idea that makes MS money they should get more than $2000.

    24. Re:Ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the contest FAQ (http://www.acm.org/uist/uist2009/call/contest.html)

      Q: Do I own the intellectual property (IP)?
      A: Yes.

      Q: Can I publish a paper on what I come up with?
      A: Yes.

    25. Re:Ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Contestants own the IP. Read the contest details before you assume.

      http://www.acm.org/uist/uist2009/call/contest.html

  12. Clippy by Nos. · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great, I can see it now. I sit down to type some angry letter to someone and Clippy is going to pop up:

    "You seem to be pressing the keys very hard, are you upset?"

    Its going to be the next Eliza.

    1. Re:Clippy by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 1

      Great, I can see it now. I sit down to type some angry letter to someone and Clippy is going to pop up:

      "You seem to be pressing the keys very hard, are you upset?"

      Its going to be the next Eliza.

      Even Better, when someone is typing very hard to make a slashdot comment, it just starts outputting smileys instead. Calm down, THEN post!

    2. Re:Clippy by hendersj · · Score: 1

      "You seem to be pressing the keys very hard, are you upset?"

      Cue "fist to keyboard" macro that causes Clippy to blow up....

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    3. Re:Clippy by Verdatum · · Score: 1

      Imagine if you gave one of these keyboards to "Angry German Kid". Clippy shows up in tears, "I'm loading Unreal Tournament as fast as I can! What more do you want from me??"

    4. Re:Clippy by mysidia · · Score: 1

      It looks like you're trying to write a hate letter, would you like some help?

  13. Tailored to the OS by gearloos · · Score: 1

    It's just like windows. Press Harder if you REALLY meant to type "a".

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  14. ANGRY!!! by erbbysam · · Score: 1

    EXCELLENT, NOW THE WORLD WILL KNOW HOW ANGRY I AM WITH 8 BIT PRECISION!!!!! (/. rejected this comment until I added this in parenthesis )

    1. Re:ANGRY!!! by dr_wheel · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'm waiting for the 2nd-gen 16-bit keyboard with Blast Processing(tm).

    2. Re:ANGRY!!! by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'm waiting for the 2nd-gen 16-bit keyboard with Blast Processing(tm).

      When that keyboard reboots, does it go "SAAAAY GAAAAAA!!!!" ?

    3. Re:ANGRY!!! by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'm waiting for the 2nd-gen 16-bit keyboard with Blast Processing(tm).

      Screw that. Wait for the 64 bit model. Why play with dinosaur technology when you can go state of the art? :D

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  15. Breakthrough! by Phat_Tony · · Score: 1

    Every keyboard I've ever used has been pressure sensitive. They need a different name for this.

    With precedent, I suggest "keyboard col piano e forte."

    I hope they didn't patent this. If they did, there's prior art. I mean, aside from pianos. With manual typewriters, when the ribbon got old, the harder you pressed, the darker the character.

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    1. Re:Breakthrough! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah! Also why do people patent game controllers? Joysticks and buttons have existed for a long time!

    2. Re:Breakthrough! by raving+griff · · Score: 1

      That may be the case, but they can demonstrate many more versatile uses for the technology than changing the darkness a character prints in. They have already presented an example in which it affects the physical size of the letters typed, something that the manual typewriters cannot do. In addition, I highly doubt that the manual typewriter patents included the fact that keys could be pressed for lighter or darker keys.

  16. Aren't all keyboards pressure sensitive by gurps_npc · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Yeah, I know they meant it distinguishes between a light hit and a hard hit.

    They really need a better name.

    Perhaps simply calling it "Variable Pressure Keyboard"

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    1. Re:Aren't all keyboards pressure sensitive by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, I know they meant it distinguishes between a light hit and a hard hit.

      They really need a better name.

      Perhaps simply calling it "Variable Pressure Keyboard"

      Velocity Sensitive is commonly used in the music industry in describing a keyboards that react to pressure. That work for ya?

    2. Re:Aren't all keyboards pressure sensitive by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Well, in electronic keyboards it's called either "touch sensitivity" or "velocity".

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    3. Re:Aren't all keyboards pressure sensitive by Chirs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Amazingly enough, "velocity sensitive" keyboards respond to velocity, not pressure.

    4. Re:Aren't all keyboards pressure sensitive by RealGrouchy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Amazingly enough, "velocity sensitive" keyboards respond to velocity, not pressure.

      I don't care if the keyboard knows whether I'm bashing it or I'm throwing it across the room, so long as it knows I'm pissed off at it!

      - RG>

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    5. Re:Aren't all keyboards pressure sensitive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After spilling coffee on my laptop, my keyboard is "Variable Pressure" now too.

    6. Re:Aren't all keyboards pressure sensitive by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 1

      Amazingly enough, "velocity sensitive" keyboards respond to velocity, not pressure.

      Depends on which keyboard you are referring to. There are those that measure how fast the key reaches bottom, those that measure how far they are held down, those that continue to measure how far they are held down. All too often, they are clumped together as "Velocity Sensitive" or "Touch Sensitive" until you start reaching the higher tiers of equipment where the manufacturer actually paid attention to what they made. Visit a couple music stores, read some labels and manuals, you'll be both surprised and appalled.

    7. Re:Aren't all keyboards pressure sensitive by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Velocity Sensitive is commonly used in the music industry in describing a keyboards that react to pressure. That work for ya?

      It'd take a bit more work to implement this; but I bet there'd be a small market (centered around Redmond, WA) for Velocity Sensitive Chairs.

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    8. Re:Aren't all keyboards pressure sensitive by Zantetsuken · · Score: 1

      Why? The PlayStation 2's DualShock 2 controllers released back in 2000 had pressure sensitive buttons. Why change what you call something, other than to make it seem like you totally didn't rip off a decade old technology.

    9. Re:Aren't all keyboards pressure sensitive by Khashishi · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, velocity sensitivity doesn't react to pressure, but how fast you strike the key. The term you are looking for is aftertouch.

    10. Re:Aren't all keyboards pressure sensitive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sort of

      from Wikipedia on Keyboard Expression
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyboard_expression

      The clavichord and some electronic keyboards also respond to the force with which a key is held down after the initial impact; they are pressure sensitive. This can be used by a skilled clavichord player to slightly correct the intonation of the notes when playing on a clavichord, and/or to play with a form of vibrato known as bebung. Unlike in a piano action, the tangent does not rebound from the string; rather, it stays in contact with the string as long as the key is held, acting as both the nut and as the initiator of sound. The volume of the note can be changed by striking harder or softer, and the pitch can also be affected by varying the force of the tangent against the string. When the key is released, the tangent loses contact with the string and the vibration of the string is silenced by strips of damping cloth.

      By applying a rocking pressure up and down the key with the finger, a performer can slightly alter the vibrating length of the string itself, producing a vibrato quality known as Bebung. While the vibrato on fretless string instruments such as the violin typically oscillates in pitch both above and below the nominal note, clavichord Bebung can only produce pitches above the note. Bebung was often not explicitly indicated in sheet music; the assumption was that, like other ornaments, Bebung was to be applied at the performer's discretion. Where Bebung is indicated, it appears as a series of dots written above or below a note, with the number of dots indicating the number of movements of the finger.
      A 2000s-era digital keyboard

      On electronic keyboards and synthesizers, pressure sensitivity is sometimes called aftertouch. The aftertouch sensors detect whether the musician is continuing to exert pressure after the initial strike of the key. The aftertouch feature allows keyboard players to change the tone or sound of a note after it is struck, the way that singers, wind players, or bowed instrument players can do. On some keyboards, sounds or synth voices have a preset pressure sensitivity effect, such as a swell in volume (mimicking a popular idiomatic style of vocal performance with melodies) or the addition of vibrato. On some keyboards, the player can select which effects are applied when aftertouch is detected. This allows a performer to custom-tailor the effect that they desire. It may also facilitate the imitation of various non-keyboard instruments. For example, a keyboardist who wishes to imitate the sound of a heavy metal guitar solo could use a distortion guitar sound, and then set the aftertouch feature to apply a pitch bend to the note.

    11. Re:Aren't all keyboards pressure sensitive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I know they meant it distinguishes between a light hit and a hard hit.

      They really need a better name.

      Perhaps simply calling it "Variable Pressure Keyboard"

      Velocity Sensitive is commonly used in the music industry in describing a keyboards that react to pressure. That work for ya?

      After Touch is another term used in synthesizers to denote varying degrees of pressure once a key is depressed -- usually controls vibrato effects.

    12. Re:Aren't all keyboards pressure sensitive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      P = F/A (Force per area) and F = ma where a = dv/dt
      so in this context (rubber key with variable resistance against applied force) surely velocity and pressure are linearly related so both descriptions are correct?

    13. Re:Aren't all keyboards pressure sensitive by ifinallyjoined · · Score: 1

      Thanks you just made me ruin a perfectly good keyboard anyone know how to get coffee out of my keys ? :)

  17. Pleasure Sensitive by Tom9729 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I honestly read the summary title as "Microsoft Hardware Demos Pleasure Sensitive Keyboard".

    Needless to say I was very disturbed...

    1. Re:Pleasure Sensitive by ink · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wouldn't that be a legitimate use of the keyboard? Would Microsoft pay $2000 for it?

      gentle.. gentle.. gentle..

      asdf... mmmm....

      Harder! Firmer!

      THERE!

      HARDER! NOW! THE TILDE! THE TILDE! CARROT! YES!

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    2. Re:Pleasure Sensitive by bitfarmer · · Score: 1

      I honestly read the summary title as "Microsoft Hardware Demos Pleasure Sensitive Keyboard".

      Needless to say I was very disturbed...

      I read it with the correct words, but with different emphasis as in "Sensitive Keyboard feels pressure from Microsoft Hardware Demos." I'm positive if I were a keyboard, sensitive or not, I would feel pressure from all those horrible Hardware Demos that Microsoft does, too.

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    3. Re:Pleasure Sensitive by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      +1 Informative.

    4. Re:Pleasure Sensitive by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Pleasure? In an MS product?

      *checks weather predictions for hell*
      *looks into the sky for pigs*

      Disturbing... indeed...

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    5. Re:Pleasure Sensitive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I as well am deeply disturbed by the very mention of Microsoft. On the other hand, that "pleasure sensitive hardware" part made me feel strangely aroused.

    6. Re:Pleasure Sensitive by rdnetto · · Score: 1

      Posting to undo accidental mod.
      (Why isn't there a button for this?)

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  18. prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hmmm... press harder on the keys to get a darker font...

    http://images.google.com/images?q=antique+typewriter

  19. Bonus points by LoonyMike · · Score: 1

    Bonus points will be awarded for submissions somewhat related to this usage scenario.

  20. CTRL-ALT-DEL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    @Windows
    ctrl-alt-DEL DEL DEL DEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Will respond at the level of anger of the user!!!!

  21. Lets cut to the chase... by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 1

    The real question is what kind of sensitivity response you will get when you hit someone over the head with your keyboard. Discuss among yourselves, any troll commentators will be seen as volunteering themselves for testing in this field.

  22. I've heard that... by PBoyUK · · Score: 1

    I've heard that pounding the S in Microsoft will provide a convenient shortcut for Micro$oft.

  23. ECC and quality measures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, one thing I remember from my error correcting codes course was that if you kept a certainty measure with the bits in a message when you decoded it you could change the 'less certain' bits first.

    So now imagine a spell checker in OO.o that takes this into account. You could filter out accidental hits more easily or if the user is gaming the system, lightly tap the letters you think are wrong and get better results in the drop-down.

  24. WASD walk vs. run by lalena · · Score: 1

    To post a real use for the keyboard...
    Moving using the WASD keys in a FPS: Light touch means walk - Normal pressure means run. I would probably like this better than using a separate key to turn run on & off, but don't make me ever use more than normal pressure for running in a game.

  25. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can press the 'Y' key real hard and avoid all the "Are you sure?" dialogs!!!!

  26. Clippy plugin by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

    "It looks like you're pounding on the keyboard in frustration Can I help you with that?"

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  27. Don't spill your Dew on that by Loomismeister · · Score: 1

    The sugar would really screw with the electrical resistance junk inside the keyboard. I'll need extra large plastic bags to protect it.

  28. A few ideas: by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

    -Variable scroll speed with arrow keys
    -Double-map function keys to get through F24
    -Pressure patterns can be analyzed to suggest how to improve ergonomics on a per-user basis. Combine with some sort of flexible/customizable keyboard that can produce a variety of shapes and you can adjust it in seconds. It would be sweet to have a keyboard that changes how it is raised or curved automatically in response to how you are typing.
    -Apply this to cell phones so texting on a standard num-pad requires only 1 press per letter (would require a toggle switch or button as the learning curve would be frustrating)

    1. Re:A few ideas: by KenAndCorey · · Score: 1

      -Variable scroll speed with arrow keys

      Variable scroll speed for ViM position keys.

  29. 1-key keyboard? by Ichijo · · Score: 4, Funny

    As you can see, the keyboard has pressure-sensitive keys, meaning each key is capable of recording pressure force, up to an 8-bit resolution.

    Excellent! Keyboards from now on will need only 1 key!

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  30. You're reading it wrong! by mfnickster · · Score: 1

    No, you misunderstood...

    I feel very sorry for this poor sensitive keyboard - feeling pressured by Microsoft's hardware demos.

    Not that it's the only one who feels pressured by MS, mind you!

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  31. On our way to a player computer by amliebsch · · Score: 1

    This is great news. Now that we're able to record the nuanced performance of a touch-typist with decent fidelity, we'll be able play those performances back on actuator-enabled mechanical keyboards to get a reproduction nearly indistinguishable from the live performances. Certainly better than those old-fashioned paper roll macros.

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  32. Ok, where's the mouse? by pspahn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why can't we just have a pressure sensitive mouse? Graphics tablets aren't for everyone, mmkay?

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    1. Re:Ok, where's the mouse? by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 1

      Why can't we just have a pressure sensitive mouse? Graphics tablets aren't for everyone, mmkay?

      You'd be better off with a scroll wheel specific to brush size. You don't actually think you'll be able to hold a specific pressure with just one finger while moving a mouse in different directions do you? Also, realize that any graphics tablet has 256 levels of pressure at the low range. Your finger would be going up and down without you even realizing it, and you would get weird opacity and line thickness that could be achievable with a randomizer on the function anyway. Go get a Bamboo fun, *keep* using it, and you'll find out that they aren't as hard to use as some may claim. It just takes practice.

    2. Re:Ok, where's the mouse? by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many companies scour /. for ideas such as yours.

      Well, it doesn't really apply to text as the keyboard would, but that is actually a really good idea.

      My daughter uses a tablet for everything, including mundane tasks like web-surfing. Easier then switching between the two, I guess. Your idea would solve MY problem as well...sitting down at her machine and having to ask her where her mouse is.

      To be honest, I think she would dump the tablet if she had a mouse such as the one you describe.

    3. Re:Ok, where's the mouse? by grumbel · · Score: 1

      Or how about a three axis mouse (i.e. X, Y and rotation)? Todays mice already have optical detectors in there, shouldn't be that hard to add detection of rotation to the detection of translation. I think the high end Wacom tablet can detection rotation of the Wacom mouse, but I haven't seen a regular optical mouse that can do it.

  33. How about practical uses by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    It would seem clear to any idiot that the examples given in the video are utterly useless.

    So, how about some uses that might actually work?

    I'll start with this one: Ignore the lightest key presses. How often have you accidentally triggered a key whilst you were simply moving your hands around? If you just completely ignore any key presses below a certain treshold, this may be eliminated.

    Or perhaps this; if you press some adjacent keys simultaneously, the keyboard driver could only register the key that was pressed hardest. This would help thick-fingered people on netbook-sized keyboards.

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  34. HCI utilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Much as I hate MSFT--I love their ergonomic keyboards and mice (even more than logitech).

    I can think of lots of great things for this...

    I've already seen utilities that monitor keyboard frequency to authenticate who's typing (different people typing at different rates, with different correlations between related keys).

    Imagine if in addition to a password, there was...pressure differences recorded. Hunt and peck would certainly be different than qwerty users--and I suspect for example that I hit space much harder than other users. Can you imagine if your password was pressure sensitive on the stroke (or profiled for that matter, so a random keylogger couldn't steal passwords if it presented you with a "challenge paragraph".

    Somebody save this post as prior art.

    You could probably do something more interesting with chorded pressures (music?). But that doesn't seem so innovative..

    What about toggling the repeat rate based upon pressure? Could be handy with arrow keys... Dynamic character set toggling? I've got capslock bound to escape for vim--but it'd be nice if I could still rarely use capslock (hit it *really* hard).

    I can even imagine making use of heuristics with this to help avoid typos in word processing--a soft/"hesitant" press on a delete/enter/key likely to cause a typo according to the spellcheck might pop up the hated clippy with a prompt.

    On that note--can anybody recommend a place that sells ergonomic keyboards, but in the nice old IBM "ultra heavy leaf spring" style that gives the nice satisfying tchunk feel when you press them--instead of the soft, squishyish feel you get with the modern keyboards with that...plastic bubble stuff under them?

    ~~(V)~~

    1. Re:HCI utilities by XcepticZP · · Score: 1

      A keylogger would just log the pressure of the strokes, duh. Because at some stage that pressure info goes through the OS, and that's where the keylogger hooks in. Would be mighty hand against people trying to see you type your password.

  35. More hand fatigue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If pressing harder made something go faster or higher or louder or whatever I could see a lot of users complaining about finger and hand fatigue.

    My hands are already tired as it is!

  36. Pressure sensitive eh? by mr_lizard13 · · Score: 1

    So the harder you press Ctrl+Alt+Delete the quicker it will restart?

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  37. I dunno... by Annwvyn · · Score: 1

    When they come out with keyboards that are designed like the ones in Star Trek or Ghost in the Shell : SAC, then I will be truly content with my typing apparatus.

  38. What about aftertouch? by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

    If they want to use it for gaming, it's going to need to send aftertouch signals, indicating changes in pressure while the key is held. Otherwise how will it know when you go from a walk to a run without releasing the button, or want to go from burst fire to full auto?

    It's not that hard folks, MIDI keyboards have been able to do this for decades.

    Mal-2

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  39. Auto Capitalize by Marillion · · Score: 1

    A keyboard that can Auto Capitalize as I type. The would be awesome.

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  40. Dude, that is like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1, 2, 3, 4 ... 105, times 2, 210 new keys, if we assume light and hard presses, and not even counting all the combo keys, 2 ctrls, 2 alts, 2 shifts, 2 win keys, 1 apps, and the state locking keys. (insert included, the commonly forgotten state key, mainly because he is always a dick)
    Holy awesome new space i could use for hotkeys, been running out of usable ones.
    I've had to start doing multi-press keys now, all the way up to 5 on one key.
    Also, no, i am not a machine. :)

    There are so many uses for this keyboard.
    Just a shame a great one, gaming, is fairly dead these days.
    On forums, the redder your text, the heavier you pressed your keys. That would be fun. And make it really sensitive as well so people would try to type as slowly as possible, which might benefit the posting quality.
    Dynamic music generator, or just a plugin to switch music depending on your mood, based on your typing.
    These aren't the best examples, but just the few i like.

  41. Re:Gamer^WEmacs keyboard! by tlhIngan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, yes and more yes. The one thing I've always wanted in a keyboard. No more walk/run modifier key or jerky steering in driving/flying games. Yay!

    No, it'll be perfect for Emacs users. Now they can add "light press", "medium press", "hard press", "whacked key" to the list of available modifiers! Think of how much more productive they can be now that they increased the number of modifiers available. Now every function will be able to be mapped to a keystroke or a set of them. E.g., whack Q 5 times to quit.

    Has anyone mentioned that entering music via the keyboard is also an option now? (I kid, I kid...)

  42. security implications and uses by cenc · · Score: 1

    It would seem that if you can say profile someone by the way they type, this would just make it easier to ID people by the way they use their keyboard.

    Great for invasion of privacy uses, but also might make for new types of biometric security. If you are logged in to a session, and some other person starts using your keyboard the computer to could just lock you out.

    Now, if we can just figure out how to secure Windows somehow.

  43. It's by Kennego · · Score: 1

    A solution looking for a problem.

  44. Steve Jobs' wet dream ... by MacTO · · Score: 1

    With 8-bit resolution, Apple can finally create a one button keyboard that accompanies their one button mice.

    1. Re:Steve Jobs' wet dream ... by Rick+Genter · · Score: 1

      Too late: they've already got the MacBook Wheel.

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  45. whatever happened to... by Cyko_01 · · Score: 1

    ... creating a product to solve a problem? Now microsoft is just creating useless garbage and trying to make it useful

  46. The Award Has Already Been Won. by johnthorensen · · Score: 1

    The paper was titled, "Utilizing Pressure-sensitive Keyboards to Enhance the Realism of Real-Time Sexual Interactions between Three-Dimensional Avatars".

  47. Emergency elevator! by SeeSp0tRun · · Score: 1

    I can see use for this in elevators... when you really have to use the bathroom. Finally a button that can sense urgency!

    SLAMSLAMSLAM-omgihavetogo-SLAMSLAMSLAM

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  48. patents next! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft will then patent the winning interactions and rabid lawyers will lay waste to the homes of the winners.

  49. YELLING IS RUDE by earls · · Score: 0

    Dipshit slashdot programmer tip #23.

  50. Patents and DualShock 2 by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    Protip: patent your ideas before demonstrating them to Microsoft, that's probably the only way you'll make any real money. $2,000 for the winner of such an idea is a pittance, and if your idea is not chosen, you will get nothing, even though the idea may still be used later on.

    The DualShock 2 for the PlayStation 2 could sense pressure with every button except L3, R3, Start, and Select, but was never really used for much. In MGS2 it was used; you could ease your finger off the "fire" button to avoid shooting a weapon. It would seem to make a difference in racing games, however, users that wanted the sensitivity preferred acceleration/brake on the right thumbstick in racing games because you had more of a sense of how far you were pushing the stick.

    On a keyboard it would seem to matter even less for gamers... If you want that much sensitivity in the FPS genre, just use a joystick/mouse combo.

  51. Alternate headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft invents hammer, holds contest to find nail.

  52. Re:Gamer^WEmacs keyboard! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    Also when you press keys concurrently they can all have different modifiers.

  53. I suggest musical uses by Steven_M_Campbell · · Score: 1

    We could use the keyboard to change the volume, attack, decay of musical note. Heck we could even include some side to side motion on the key to change other characteristics and... oh wait, my music keyboards have done this for years. Are you sure this is patentable? Oh, I guess if you can patent a word processor in 2009 you can patent anything....

  54. No, it's Pressure Sensitive by randy+of+the+redwood · · Score: 1

    If you put it under pressure, say by typing too fast, it will whine at you. "Why can't you just say nice things about me, just because I am from Microsoft doesn't mean I don't have feelings!"

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  55. For those interested in stopping software patents by kanweg · · Score: 1

    on this. Save this slashdot page repeatedly as any suggestion here is prior art and make sure it is in the public domain for a long time (e.g. as a time-stamped PDF).

    Bert

  56. This is a new anti-piracy measure by mysidia · · Score: 1

    When you are typing in your Microsoft product key off the sticker, if you are pressing the keys too hard, then it means you're nervous, and therefore a pirate, so you'll have to call into Microsoft and read off the 'activation request code' that secretly communicates the fact you were one of those people.

    In addition, MS word will internally keep track of how much pressure was used to enter each character in your documents.

    When you send them around, this can be covertly used by other people to inspect your documents and determine what parts may have been made up, since you subconciously used more pressure to type those words.

  57. Tonal Languages by Perf · · Score: 1

    Another way to enter the tones in languages like Mandarin. (Huge market there.)

  58. Pressure Sensitive? by fireheadca · · Score: 1

    So hunt and peck keyboardist won't know what's coming at them. Perhaps if you wanted to play your qwerty as a an actual synth, then maybe.

    The only other use I could see would be for authentication. You type a sentence at your regular speed and pressure and voila you have your password.

    Mayhaps we should already move on to a silicone blob that devours your hands and types whatever the hell it wants. Oh wait....

  59. New Password Rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be 6 to 16 characters long
    Must contain five or more letters, and it must begin and end with a letter
    Must contain one or more high pressure characters
    Must contain one or more numeric characters ... ...

  60. Re:Gamer^WEmacs keyboard! by MadnessASAP · · Score: 1

    Great this means Emacs can now add 1000s more useless features.

    *Ducks*

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  61. Possible use for Pr0n ? by parallel_prankster · · Score: 0

    Wow, noone has thought of using this for p0rn yet. Imagine what having a pressure sensitive keyboard could do for porn sites ? I mean, they could use the mouse movements and keyboard pressure to get you .....

  62. I hate WASD, I like ESDF because it's more natural by George_Ou · · Score: 1

    I hate WASD, I like ESDF because it's more natural to type there with that little notch under your index finger so you know where you are. This sensitivity feature would be great with games. They should extend it beyond just run versus walk and have variable speeds. The only problem is that it will get tiresome if you had to push the W or E key hard just to run forward.

  63. Calibration, authentication by gr8dude · · Score: 1

    There is a usability issue - different people prefer different settings, as their hands have a different strength. The keyboard must be able to memorize a "user profile", otherwise folks on multi-user systems (or those who use someone else's computer) will have issues.

    It is impractical for us to carry that profile around on portable media, and not every machine is connected to the Internet; perhaps the alternative is to choose your profile from a list of preset categories (ex: beginner, ex-typist, hardcore gamer, etc).

    This can also be used as a form of authentication, but I doubt it will be reliable; besides, it is by definition much slower than scanning a finger.

  64. The Free Market is a Lie. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    I mean, no existing company wants to build a better, cheaper mousetrap. The point is, the free market is supposed to reward a company that does, and punish (through competition) those who don't adapt.

    I don't know if it is the case with the poster's company, but I know it is becoming very common that even ideas you come up with in your own time are considered to be the property of whatever company you happen to work for. The argument would run, "Well, he wouldn't have come up with the idea of the single part lancet if he hadn't been exposed to the 15 part lancet which we manufacture, therefore, we own the patent on his invention by default."

    Disney is a showcase example of this sort of rule. As are most Universities. And it is exactly because of this kind of practice which results in idea suppression that the "Anything Goes, No Regulation" idea of the Free Market is total bunk. Allowing behemoth companies the freedom to suppress the masses is anti-competitive. --Competition will NOT eventually cause stupid ideas to fail and good ideas to succeed; it is entirely possible to rule with an iron fist for long periods of time. Look at the richest families on the planet. They have been that way for hundereds of years, and not because they deserve to be, but rather because they won the game a long time ago and they still own Boardwalk and Parkplace and they aren't selling. It's like being forced to continue to play Monopoly by borrowing money from the winner at interest and having to do real work in order to pay it down. Slavery.

    A little bit of regulation can prevent centuries long lock-downs of the human mind and spirit. --Which is exactly why we will never get real and honest regulation.

    The elites love the idea of the "Free Market". --It provides them with the license to continue in corrupt and abusive practices. And so they sell it like crazy to the masses, and the masses, having had their brains softened up through years of toxic food, over-long work days, stupid schooling and plenty of TV, are now too numb to realize they are being manipulated.

    Of course, the world is not entirely locked down. There is still a little bit of wiggle room, but even that is a tightly controlled commodity. The only way to win is to stop playing the game. But that's hard to do, isn't it? There's a war on right now to prevent people from growing and sharing their own food.

    -FL

    1. Re:The Free Market is a Lie. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      it is becoming very common that even ideas you come up with in your own time are considered to be the property of whatever company you happen to work for.

      Sometimes, but not always. Depends very much on your employment contract.

      The argument would run, "Well, he wouldn't have come up with the idea of the single part lancet if he hadn't been exposed to the 15 part lancet which we manufacture,

      It'd have to be a better argument than that -- he could've bought a 15-part lancet and taken it apart. Unless it's derivative...

      A little bit of regulation can prevent centuries long lock-downs of the human mind and spirit.

      A little regulation also doesn't kill the free market.

      they sell it like crazy to the masses, and the masses, having had their brains softened up through years of toxic food, over-long work days, stupid schooling and plenty of TV, are now too numb to realize they are being manipulated.

      No offense, but this is starting to sound pretty stupid. You may have a point that the masses are stupid, but it doesn't immediately invalidate anything they believe.

      The only way to win is to stop playing the game.

      Actually, that's the only way to lose.

      As stacked as the game is, it's still possible for small, independent startups to win.

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    2. Re:The Free Market is a Lie. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      No offense, but this is starting to sound pretty stupid. You may have a point that the masses are stupid, but it doesn't immediately invalidate anything they believe.

      When dealing in generalizations, it is common courtesy to not assume unintended absolutes. The word 'anything' falls well beyond the scope of what I think the "Stupid Masses" believe.

      Actually, that's the only way to lose.
      As stacked as the game is, it's still possible for small, independent startups to win.

      Define 'Win' and get back to me. You'll soon learn that we're both right except that, (in this case), your definition probably is included in my generalized list of what the "Stupid Masses" believe. No offense.

      -FL

  65. Velocity-Sensitive Keyboard by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    What I want is a velocity-sensitive keyboard.

    My dream: a word processor that renders the emotional expressiveness of keystrokes.

    If I hit the keys fast and hard, that means I'm angry, so use the angry font, goddamit.

    If I stroke the keys slow and sensual, that means I'm making love to the keyboard, so call the authorities already ....

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  66. Re:BILLY MAYS WAS A COKE HEAD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    duh, what american is not coke head? viagra head? even YOUR MOM like to trip in ritalin, she's a ritalin head that gives good head. :O

  67. Keyboards under pressure by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

    I can imagine that this keyboard will try to commit suicide when you try to work on late projects... under pressure, indeed.

  68. what is the deal with microsoft and contests? by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    once i actually thought about entering one of microsofts "contests" - until I read the rules...

    you MIGHT win some money, but you have to give them a FULLY FUNCTIONAL piece of software (worth months of coding), that could earn them billions at instant... and no matter if they sell it or trash it, you have to give them all the rights - just for the freakin CHANCE to win some money (if you don't - well then you wasted months of coding) and the contest I thought about entering: the maximum price would have been 500 ($700) - and to implement my Idea decently I would have to put 2 months of coding in it... so the best I could have hoped for would have been earnings of $350/Month (I made twice that much at my job as a student assistant!) I don't think that's a contest, thats freakin exploitation!

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  69. An idea to get a contestant started. by john_anderson_ii · · Score: 1

    Here's an idea for a practical use of the pressure sensitive keyboard, an idea which may put a team of contestants off to a good start. You know, most of the time you typo you know you are about to do it a split second before you actually do. Like while you are in the process of typoing, you can feel yourself hit the wrong key. It's like your brain screams YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG, but your body just can't stop pressing that wrong key.
    This leads to a scenario where there is likely an abnormal amount of pressure on the "wrong" key press, like a light pressed keystroke (a 'checked swing' if you can deal with a baseball analogy), while at the same time there might be an even lighter pressed keystroke on the "right" key, or maybe a full on keystroke on the "right" key immediately following the checked swing on the wrong key.
    This pressure sensitive technology might be useful after all. It may help develop a keyboard which aids humans in minimizing typos.
    Just a hint contestants, just a hint.

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