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SSN Overlap With Micronesia Causes Trouble For Woman

stevel writes "Holly Ramer, who lives in Concord, NH, has never been to the Federated States of Micronesia, but debt collectors dun her mercilessly for unpaid loans taken out by a small business owner in that Pacific island nation. Why? Micronesia and other countries in the region have their own Social Security Administrations which gave out numbers to residents applying for US disaster relief loans. The catch is that the Micronesian SSNs have fewer digits than the nine-digit US version, and when credit bureaus entered these into their database, they padded them out with zeros on the front. These numbers then matched innocent US citizens with SSNs beginning with zeroes, as many in northern New England do. The credit bureaus say to call the Social Security Administration, the SSA says call the credit bureaus, the FTC says they can't help, and nobody is taking responsibility for the confusion."

494 comments

  1. what i would say by FudRucker · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Fuck you! i do not owe you any money so you sort it out, it is not my problem

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    1. Re:what i would say by TheSpoom · · Score: 4, Informative

      And when they keep calling you at your job, and insist on speaking to your boss, and call your family, and eventually physically show up at your door, what then?

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    2. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Informative

      Fuck you! i do not owe you any money so you sort it out, it is not my problem

      Actually if you wanted to be a real dick you could sue the collection agencies rather easily and collect at least $1,000 per violation. I would recommend that the people who are receiving these calls read up on the 'Fair Debt Collection Practices Act'. Send a cease and desist order to the debt collector as provided for by the FDCPA and when they call you again file suit. Wait a few months and cash your check.

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    3. Re:what i would say by FudRucker · · Score: 1

      i am the boss, and i am the one that makes the loud dad noise (just ask my kids) :D

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    4. Re:what i would say by TheLink · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If they keep calling you and asking you to pay them, it automatically becomes your problem, even if it isn't supposed to be.

      I wonder if one could report them for extortion. Especially if they keep it up after you have provided reasonable evidence that you don't owe them money.

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    5. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from personal experience, i can tell you that this does not work. the C&D order will simply be returned to sender because the collection agencies know not to sign for certified mail.

    6. Re:what i would say by Delwin · · Score: 1

      They don't need to. Once you can prove to a judge that you've made 'all reasonable efforts' (including the C&D letter) you get to sue their asses off.

    7. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then they're harassing you and violating the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act. You should keep meticulous records of this and then make some money by suing.

    8. Re:what i would say by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That doesn't stop them from falsely reporting it to credit agencies.

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    9. Re:what i would say by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      What if they're out of the country to avoid having to adhere to that act?

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    10. Re:what i would say by HangingChad · · Score: 5, Informative

      ...and eventually physically show up at your door, what then?

      I'd live for that day.

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    11. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Informative

      And when they keep calling you at your job, and insist on speaking to your boss, and call your family, and eventually physically show up at your door, what then?

      Then you send them a cease and desist order as provided for by the FDCPA (fair debt collection practices act). If they are stupid enough to continue collection efforts after receiving it then you file suit against them in Federal court and collect $1,000 for each violation. They'll soon stop calling you when they realize that each phone call is going to cost them a thousand bucks.

      What debt collector shows up at your door anyways? I've never heard of that. If they had the balls to try that with me I'd ask them once nicely to get off my property and if they declined I would "encourage" them to leave with more forceful measures.

      Remember that a debt collector has no power or authority over you. Their main weapon is intimidation. They are counting on scaring you into paying them money and will use all manner of threats and lies to achieve this end. Other than that their only possible remedy is to sue you. This is an empty threat for the most part though because they almost always lack the documentation that would be required to win a lawsuit. They bank on collecting default judgments when the defendants fail to appear and aren't prepared to deal with someone shows up and contests the matter.

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    12. Re:what i would say by City+AnG3lu5 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's america. Guns man :D

    13. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when they keep calling you at your job, and insist on speaking to your boss, and call your family, and eventually physically show up at your door, what then?

      At that point, money collection and telemarketing laws no longer apply. Standard laws of slander, libel, trespass, and possibly assault will apply.

      Additionally, if they eventually physically show up at your door, you call the cops to have them hauled off to jail.
      Doing that for collection purposes is only legal when you have full (legally scripted) documents stating you have a right to (money | posession | etc) of that person, which will be 100% impossible to provide or have.

      Additionally, if they physically threaten you, try to grab at you or hit you, you can legally defend yourself and beat the living shit out of them before they are hauled off to jail.

      Besides, your situation would never happen here.
      Who on earth is going to fly from Micronesia to the US or UK to collect money? No one.
      It will be passed on to either the legal system or a private collection agency in the country the accused is in.
      At that point, there will be no evedence or proof that the accused is actually the person they loaned money to, and the court would drop it instantly, and a private collection company would either drop it or be shut down out of business by the courts.

    14. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Interesting

      from personal experience, i can tell you that this does not work. the C&D order will simply be returned to sender because the collection agencies know not to sign for certified mail.

      Let them refuse the C&D letter. I'll include that fact in my lawsuit. Judges don't look favorably upon those that attempt to duck legal papers/service. They are just putting another nail in their coffin if they do this.

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    15. Re:what i would say by FudRucker · · Score: 1

      i will cross that bridge when i get there

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    16. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL, but: Brandishing a firearm = have fun in the pound-me-in-the-ass...

    17. Re:what i would say by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2, Funny

      "...the loud dad noise"

      So you will fart on them?

    18. Re:what i would say by popo · · Score: 1

      File suit? Oh yeah, that'll cost you less than $1k... : /

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    19. Re:what i would say by The+Empiricist · · Score: 4, Informative

      Then you send them a cease and desist order as provided for by the FDCPA (fair debt collection practices act). If they are stupid enough to continue collection efforts after receiving it then you file suit against them in Federal court and collect $1,000 for each violation. They'll soon stop calling you when they realize that each phone call is going to cost them a thousand bucks.

      That really can be effective. My household kept receiving calls from one collection agency that had our phone number (nothing to do with SSNs, identity theft, etc., but still annoying, especially since it was usually an automated call). For whatever reason, they kept calling even after we told them that the person they were looking for no longer used our number. So, I mailed off a FDCPA Sec. 805(c) demand that they cease communication with us.

      The next time they called (with a real person fortunately for them), I pointed out that I had sent a written demand that they stop calling and that their call was in violation of the FDCPA. I didn't have to be mean...the calls stopped cold.

    20. Re:what i would say by Abreu · · Score: 4, Informative

      Instead of insulting a poor call-center rep, if a collection agency is trying to charge for a debt that's not yours, you need to do the following. (note: this only applies if you are in the USA)

      1- Ask their address. They are legally obligated to give it to you.
      2- Write a letter to them, invoking the Fair Collection Practices Act and demanding that they cease collections
      3- If they can't prove the debt is yours, they must cease collecting and inform the credit bureaus of this.
      4- There is no four

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    21. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you not have baileffs? you know people who are granted legal authority to sieze property to pay off a debt? its a wonder anyone pays any money back at all then, i mean what will they do? sue you? oh now i owe you more money, well i'm not going to pay that either, what are you going to do sue me?

    22. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When they show up at my door, I call the police and detain them for going past the "no trespassing" sign. You don't want to know what happens if they're armed or at all physically intimidating.

    23. Re:what i would say by Phoenix+Rising · · Score: 4, Informative

      Brandishing a firearm on your own property when someone refuses to leave = defense of property in almost every state in the Union.

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    24. Re:what i would say by ThrowAwaySociety · · Score: 1

      Fuck you! i do not owe you any money so you sort it out, it is not my problem

      Actually if you wanted to be a real dick you could sue the collection agencies rather easily and collect at least $1,000 per violation. I would recommend that the people who are receiving these calls read up on the 'Fair Debt Collection Practices Act'. Send a cease and desist order to the debt collector as provided for by the FDCPA and when they call you again file suit. Wait a few months and cash your check.

      Just try getting them to identify themselves.

      "Hello, may I speak to Joe Deadbeat?"
      "No, there is no Joe Deadbeat at this number."
      *click*
      (Five minutes later)
      "Hello, may I speak to Joe Deadbeat?"
      "Who is this, please?"
      "Are you Joe Deadbeat?"
      "No. Who is this, please?"
      "Can you tell me where Joe Deadbeat is?"
      "No, I don't know Joe Deadbeat."
      *click*

      If you don't admit to being the debtor they're calling about, they will not give you the opportunity to sue them. They will continue to harass you until you either admit to being the debtor, or change your phone number.

    25. Re:what i would say by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you sue them for violations of the Fair Debt Collection Practice Act and collect your statutory damages.

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    26. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Instead of insulting a poor call-center rep

      "poor call-center rep"? They are all scumbags. Go watch the movie 'In Debt We Trust'. Go read collections 101 and learn how they are trained. They are all miserable lying bastards who are willing to break the law in order to collect a quick buck. They don't deserve an ounce of sympathy and if they make the mistake of calling me they are going to hear every four letter word in the English language.

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    27. Re:what i would say by aynoknman · · Score: 1

      Your sig and your post seem to contradict one another.

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    28. Re:what i would say by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Contact your phone company and say that a nuisance caller has been harassing you. They will provide you with the caller's details.

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    29. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      File suit? Oh yeah, that'll cost you less than $1k... : /

      A 1k judgement falls under small claims court. That doesn't require a lawyer and it's cheap as hell in terms of fees.

    30. Re:what i would say by FudRucker · · Score: 4, Funny

      pull my finger

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    31. Re:what i would say by MeNeXT · · Score: 1

      Call the Police and file a restraining order. Charge them with harassment.

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    32. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If you don't admit to being the debtor they're calling about, they will not give you the opportunity to sue them.

      That's why I don't confirm or deny that I'm the debtor. It should go like this:

      "Hello, may I speak to Joe Deadbeat?"
      "Who is this?"
      "May I speak to Joe Deadbeat?"
      "Who is this?"

      Do this long enough and eventually you'll get some moron that assumes you are the debtor. They will then start trying to collect from you. At this point it isn't real hard to get an address out of them.

      For extra points record the phone call (if legal to do so in your state) and hope they are stupid enough to disclose some detail about Joe Deadbeats account. Then track down Joe Deadbeat yourself and offer him the tape so he can sue them for this disclosure. Assuming that you never claimed to be Joe Deadbeat you've broken no laws by letting them hang themselves.

      I actually did this once after a collection agency refused to take the hint that my recently assigned phone number didn't belong to the man they were looking for. I started recording their calls and eventually some jackass told me the amount that was owed on the account. I located Joe Deadbeat myself and gave him the recording. He sued them and won a sizable settlement and an agreement that they'd write off the debt.

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    33. Re:what i would say by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      No they won't. At least not without a subpoena.

    34. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not do the American way? Sue the credit bureaus who added the zeros for the "mental anguish" and time lost trying to fix it. They are the guilty ones, not the innocent citizens. The corrections would be made very quickly, and any such 00 numbers with US gov't loans due would be checked post haste.

    35. Re:what i would say by CodeBuster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The linked article said that there are potentially 130,000+ potential matches when the Micronesian SSNs are padded out with zeros to form 9-digit US SSNs. It probably won't be too long before some enterprising lawyer realizes that these 130,000 people form a class and files class action lawsuits against credit bureaus, reporting agencies, and any other firms which (a) have a few bucks and (b) attempt to collect from the wrong people.

    36. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) You tell them, using certified mail, to stop or prove you owe.
      2) If they call you again, you sue them in federal court because they are breaking federal laws and are liable for thousands to damage.
      3) Profit.

      See, there isn't even a "..." in there.

    37. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Funny

      Brandishing a firearm on your own property when someone refuses to leave = defense of property in almost every state in the Union.

      Umm, you might want to be careful there. In several states you are limited to "physical force" to deal with a trespasser. "Deadly force" can only be employed if your life is in danger or they actually break into your residence. I would love the chance to throw a debt collector off my property but I think I'd leave the firearms out of it.

      Besides, it's much more fun to watch them puking their guts out after you pepper spray them than it is to watch them bleed to death on your front lawn ;)

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    38. Re:what i would say by El+Torico · · Score: 2, Funny

      And when they keep calling you at your job, and insist on speaking to your boss, and call your family, and eventually physically show up at your door, what then?

      Wait for them to step inside and then shoot them. After all, they were stalkers.

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    39. Re:what i would say by Surt · · Score: 1

      I have a no soliciting sign and an electrified door bell, so when they show up at my door, they're going to kill themselves.

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    40. Re:what i would say by shentino · · Score: 1

      They'd still be using US phone lines to make their harassing calls.

    41. Re:what i would say by UconnGuy · · Score: 1

      One way around that is to write "Payment in full" on the front of the envelope. Most collection agencies can't resist at that point.

    42. Re:what i would say by Surt · · Score: 2, Funny

      You should always own two guns, one registered, the other to plant on the dead guy.

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    43. Re:what i would say by pdabbadabba · · Score: 1

      Better hope nobody ever tries it; you will be guilty of at least manslaughter, "no soliciting" sign or not.

    44. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I had one do that after threatening to kill me on the phone. I called the cops and they got there as he was trying to break in. The cop jumped a low brick wall which is around the apartment complex ran to my door and beat the shit out of him.

      I'd been playing "Fuck the scammer/telemarketer" by giving bogus CC's, check routing numbers, etc.
      Points:
      1 point per minute you keep them from calling other people
      10 points per fake CC given (enough fake numbers causes red flags)
      10 points per fake bank routing +account number (ditto)
      100 points for a valid call back number
      500 points for a traceable company name from the call back number.
      1000 points for death threats
      FTW for actual physical encounters.

      You have to record the call. You should duplicated the recording BEFORE giving it to the prosecutors office as the asshats passed it around and claim to have lost it.

    45. Re:what i would say by shentino · · Score: 1

      Isn't fabricating a SSN like that a federal offense?

    46. Re:what i would say by Skater · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Thanks for this info! I have a similar problem - the people who lived at my house before me apparently took off in the middle of the night and left all kinds of debt strewn around. I bought the house (they were renters), and the collection agencies started calling ME. As far as I can tell, the collection agencies find the old number is disconnected, then do a lookup to see what phone number is available at the house, and call it. Idiots - you'd think they could also look at the names and go, "Hey, these are different people!!" I've lived here over three years now (and the renters moved out many months before I bought the house - they may have even been gone for more than a year), and I still get calls for them perhaps once every 6 weeks or so (fortunately waaaay down from the 2-3 every week I got when I first moved in, but still annoying).

      One time a lawyer left a long message on the machine for them trying to get them to call her before court the following day (where I assume she got a default judgement, since I doubt they knew or cared about it). I was sorely tempted to either call her and either (a) imitate them and call her nasty names, or (b) ask to join her lawsuit for the time I've spent dealing with their many collection calls.

      The automated ones are the worst. If you ignore them they just keep calling. So I have to spend time calling them and carefully explaining how someone can actually move to a new residence. It can take a while for them to understand that concept.

    47. Re:what i would say by pdabbadabba · · Score: 1

      I'd mod you up if I could. For a nation so supposedly plagues by lawsuits, people are surprisingly afraid to pursue claims like this. It really is very easy and, as the parent says, doesn't require a lawyer.

    48. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brandishing isn't deadly force. Shooting them is.

      While your intent for education some is admirable, please quit being a fucking idiot.

    49. Re:what i would say by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Start recording the conversations, as long as they say the standard "this call may be recorded for quality assurance purposes".

      Send them a letter by certified mail stating it is inconvenient call, please direct all communications in writing.

      Get an attorney on the case. If they start harrassing you, they will run afoul of the Fair Debt Collection Practices act.

      Dispute any false entries they make on your credit report, again there are online articles that discuss this.

      Notify them in writing of the disputed nature of the debt. If they persist, sue them under the FCRA.

      They will be on the hook for a significant penalty for persisting in reporting false information to the CRAs under your SSN.

    50. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly .. and my fucking SSN starts with 05. So I could also be hit with this fucking bullshit. Angers me, like there isn't enough other crap to deal with.

    51. Re:what i would say by ThrowAwaySociety · · Score: 1

      Contact your phone company and say that a nuisance caller has been harassing you. They will provide you with the caller's details.

      Keep in mind that collection calls are not illegal. If you have no knowledge of the person they are asking for you may tell the collector that you would like the collection calls to stop. If the calls continue, you may want to ask to speak to a supervisor or compliance manager. If you have requested that the collection calls stop and the collectors continue to call, you may contact the Federal Trade Commission to file a complaint. Contact the Federal Trade Commission at 1-877-382-4357 or file online at The Federal Trade Commission.

    52. Re:what i would say by mysidia · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Then you keep them on the line as long as possible, tell them "please hold", set them on hold, and forget about them for a few hours, so they will waste as many international calling minutes as possible.

      Oh, yes, and add their phone number to your call blocking list, so they can't call you anymore.

      Or just say "I'm not paying" and hang up abruptly, as soon as they call you.

      If they call back, "Calls from your organization are harassment, don't call me again" [CLICK]

      It's annoying, but they should stop eventually.

    53. Re:what i would say by cas2000 · · Score: 3, Funny

      yeah, you need a "beware of the doorbell" sign as well to make it legal.

    54. Re:what i would say by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Might want to re-think turning an easy FDCPA win on your part into a wreckless negligence charge against you + Wrongful Death suit win on their family's party....

      Discussing your affairs with your family/boss, and going to your house without permission would be violations of the FDCPA privacy rules.

    55. Re:what i would say by mysidia · · Score: 1

      When they return that, you can retain it as evidence that they refused to sign for it.

      And you can send a second letter with delivery confirmation.

      Refusing mail doesn't impune them.

    56. Re:what i would say by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Informative

      >>>In several states you are limited to "physical force" to deal with a trespasser

      Right. And then the criminal sues you because you broke his arm or leg or whatever, as is happening with a local Pennsylvanian who hit a thief with a bat, to stop him from stealing his truck. The police arrested the homeowner, and the criminal is suing for medical expenses.

      Us poor citizens just can't win in this damn government. Time to craft a new one IMHO.

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    57. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Informative

      Brandishing isn't deadly force. Shooting them is.

      Use your brain you fucking moron. What are you going to do if you "brandish" it and they call your bluff and still refuse to leave? Worse yet, what are you going to do if they make a grab for it? Shoot them? Have fun explaining to the jury why you escalated the situation to one of life and death when your life wasn't in danger to begin with.

      I'm as pro-gun as they come but if I was on your jury I'd convict your ass in a heartbeat if that was the way it went down. A firearm is a last resort, intended for situations where the choice is kill or be killed.

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    58. Re:what i would say by pdabbadabba · · Score: 1

      Ha. But seriously, I doubt if even a sign that said "warning, danger of death if you touch my doorbell" would really protect you, since your intent was obviously malicious, and it was easy to forsee that someone wouldn't take the sign seriously.

      Have fun in jail!

    59. Re:what i would say by geekprime · · Score: 1

      Actually, most of those actions can insure that when you get the collectors ass hauled into court he will lose. Considering the circumstances it's likely they will be paying the "non-debtor" a good deal of money for the privilege of being an idiot.

      Google The Fair Debt Collection Practices Act (aka FDCPA), 15 U.S.C. Â 1692

    60. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in their general direction

    61. Re:what i would say by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Interesting

      >>>This is a civilized country with civilized rules

      Really?

      Then how come on of my local citizens, who spied a thief trying to steal his car, and hit said thief over the head with a bat to stop him, was arrested by the policy *on his own property*? Why is the thief now suing the homeowner for medical damages?

      This is not a civilized society when thieves are protected while homeowners trying to protect their homes/cars/yards are jailed and later sued. A civilized society doesn't take the view that homeowners should just quietly hide, while the thief drives-off with the car or other personal possessions. That's an anarchist society.

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    62. Re:what i would say by Spazmania · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Brandishing a firearm on your own property = absolutely nothing in almost every state in the Union.

      Actually firing that weapon at someone in much of anything other than the defense of your life = murder or attempted murder. You haven't the right to respond to misdemeanors with deadly force.

      Brandishing a firearm in any situation where you don't intend to fire = Darwin award candidate. Whoever you pointed it at has a legitimate fear for his life. If he isn't knowingly engaged in a crime at the time, he can legally kill you in self defense. Even on your own property.

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    63. Re:what i would say by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      It probably will - it's a small claim. Around here they're filed for $50 or so, definitely worth it in a case like this. Since the slimeballs won't show up, anyway, you'll get a default judgement against them (you'll win even if they do show up, but they won't) then you get to play debt collector with them.

    64. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It works for the cops...

    65. Re:what i would say by mysidia · · Score: 1

      You can do even better than that... you can request that they send you your complete phone records for a certain month.

      As long as your line is a metered line (you pay per call sent or received, not flat-rate unlimited calling or unlimited call receiving), they should provide these billing details to you.

    66. Re:what i would say by geekprime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Oh, and in case you weren't aware, any weapon you have is several times more likely to be used AGAINST you in a crime than BY you to prevent one. Good luck, and happy hunting."

      Spoken like a true anti-gun nut, Got a link to that study? I doubt it exists.
      I won't even bother to explain about the sanctity of the home and the concepts of self defense, you wont bother to listen.

      Oh, And Good Luck getting the burglar or rapist to wait while you call the cops and wait for them to arrive.

    67. Re:what i would say by patton4king · · Score: 1

      The FDCPA has provisions that allow people who are being harassed by debt collectors to recover legal and court fees. If it didn't the law would be utterly worthless since the people being harassed don't have any money in the first place, thus the defaulted bills. There are plenty of law firms out there specializing in suing debt collectors who are harassing people. These law firms will gladly listen to anyone who has a complaint, and if it violates the standards of the FDCPA, the firm will take the case at no charge to the Plaintiff. She could also send Experian, Equifax, and TransUnion letters demanding they investigate the false reports. If they fail to do so within 30 days, she can sue them under the Fair Credit Reporting Act.

    68. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Informative

      Right. And then the criminal sues you because you broke his arm or leg or whatever, as is happening with a local Pennsylvanian who hit a thief with a bat, to stop him from stealing his truck. The police arrested the homeowner, and the criminal is suing for medical expenses.

      If the police arrested the man there's more to the story than meets the eye. None of the cops that I've met want to arrest a taxpayer who defended themselves against a scumbag. If they did it then I suspect they had reason.

      Regarding the lawsuit, I'd say "bring it on". I've been in front of juries before and I'd take my chances with one if I was being sued by some criminal thug. I'd either win the lawsuit or I'd spend every last penny of my money on legal expenses and then file bankruptcy. Of course I'm a spiteful SOB like that ;)

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    69. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my front door is 500 yards away into my property which is marked with private property signs in the middle of the woods in texas. The range of my 22-250 is over 500 yards. Problem solved.

    70. Re:what i would say by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      First, they probably don't have your work phone. Second, if they call work, you inform the boss what is going on. Provide the paperwork that has been supplied to you - the boss most likely knows that you weren't in Micronesia during that time, because you were WORKING for him. Third - get the boss to threaten legal action against the "creditors" for interfering with his place of business. It's almost certain the mere threat will scare them away - if not, get a lawyer to summon their asses to court in your home state. When they fail to show, the judge finds against them, and suddenly they owe YOU AND YOUR BOSS!!

      This sounds like easier money than patent trolling. Think I'll switch my SSN to 000-oh-baby

      --
      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
    71. Re:what i would say by aix+tom · · Score: 1

      A bailiff ( with the granted legal authority by the court to seize your property to pay of debt ) of course can only show up AFTER they have sued you and won.

    72. Re:what i would say by Capt.+Skinny · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Then how come on of my local citizens, who spied a thief trying to steal his car, and hit said thief over the head with a bat to stop him, was arrested by the policy *on his own property*? Why is the thief now suing the homeowner for medical damages?

      Because he hit the thief over the head with a bat to stop him from stealing a car. That is an anarchist society.

      Protecting property is hardly justification for risking someone's life, thief or no thief. Civilized people know that, which is why our civilized rules say he should be arrested.

    73. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do you live? I wanna come over and steal your stuff. And you BETTER NOT TRY TO STOP ME.

    74. Re:what i would say by arthurpaliden · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Just let them know that

      "This phone call is being recorded for legal liability purposes."

    75. Re:what i would say by Dog-Cow · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Protecting property shouldn't be necessary at all. Once someone is trying to steal my belongings, they have waived any rights to safety they might have had. To give the criminal rights while they are committing a crime is to remove all rights from the victim. That is not just.

      But I have known for many years that there is no justice in the United States.

    76. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You only have to do that if you live in a so-called "two party" state, wherein all parties to the call need to consent to the recording. Most states are "one party" states, where only one party (i.e: you) needs to consent.

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
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    77. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No step 4 is abuse the call-center rep. It is essential that you make that job a living hell. The more miserable you make the callers, the more the collection agencies will have to pay to retain workers (or the more time they'll have to waste in training).

    78. Re:what i would say by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 1

      If they're trespassing, they already escalated to threatening my life.

      --
      Benford's Corollary to Clarke's Law: "Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced."
    79. Re:what i would say by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 5, Funny

      1 point per minute you keep them from calling other people.

      How many points for forwarding them to the last guy that called you?

    80. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Good luck selling that to a jury.

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    81. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is deterring trespassers (assuming, of course, I also had a No Trespassing warning) malicious? It's self-defense.

    82. Re:what i would say by modecx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Many states are "open carry" states. Many more, while being more restrictive about public open carry have laws which make it legal for one to open carry on his own property. Exercise that right, while you're around your house at the very least, and problems go away. Personally, I usually strap one of my SBR AR-15s to my chest when I answer the door--unless I'm expecting someone, that is.

      I've found no better deterrent for salesmen or those darn Jehovah's Witnesses, and lo and behold, I could never be lawfully accused of brandishing. If one of those crummy bill collectors showed up for any reason, I might just flick off the safety.

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      Constitutional rights may be respected, repealed, or modified; but they must never be ignored.
    83. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So if you pirate a song or movie the RIAA/MPAA should be allowed to come to your house and shoot you?

    84. Re:what i would say by budgenator · · Score: 3, Informative

      John STEVENSON, Plaintiff-Appellee,
      v.
      TRW INC., Defendant-Appellant.
      No. 91-7142.
      United States Court of Appeals, Fifth Circuit.

      TRW Inc. is a credit-reporting firm that appeals a judgment against it for violations of the Fair Credit Reporting Act (15 U.S.C. ÂÂ 1681-1681t). Following a bench trial, the district court awarded John M. Stevenson actual damages of $30,000 for mental anguish, punitive damages of $100,000, and attorney's fees of $20,700 for TRW Inc.'s negligent and willful violations of the Act. After carefully reviewing the record, we affirm the district court's findings of negligence and the award of actual damages and attorney's fees, but we reverse the finding of willfulness and vacate the award of punitive damages. 987 F2d 288 Stevenson v. Trw Inc

      Saying you owe something you don't is defamation of character, the credit bureaus know that a SSN isn't an unique identifier, there are 304,059,724 people in the US and approximately 18 million people use a SSN assigned to someone else. Even with almost 809 million possible SSNs, because the first three digits are an Area number collisions are very likely and sooner or later will be unavoidable.

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    85. Re:what i would say by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Especially if they keep it up after you have provided reasonable evidence that you don't owe them money.

      Here's the problem - it's very hard to provide reasonable evidence here. Think about: every day, all day, these guys hear variations on excused, but one that they hear predominantly is "What? No, you've got the wrong person. I don't owe you money."

      It's very hard to prove that you don't owe money - especially when they have documetnation that confirms you are the right person. Even though the documentation is flawed, how can you reasonably convince them of that -- keeping in mind that they hear "It wasn't me" all the time.

    86. Re:what i would say by sjames · · Score: 4, Funny

      Someone with the same last name but not a member of my family claimed our address and phone number as hers. We got her collection calls and repo men looking for the car she didn't pay for. The repo men showed up in person.

      They refused to believe she didn't live here. They were quite stunned when I told them to shut up and start suing.

    87. Re:what i would say by Stickerboy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Good luck selling that to a jury.

      What, shooting a credit collector that's trespassing on your property and physically harassing someone in person? If only every sales job was that easy...

      --
      Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
    88. Re:what i would say by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I wish that would work for me. I have one of the more common last names in the U.S.. I live in an apartment complex with over 1,000 apartments. There is a couple with the same last name in the complex who have had their telephone disconnected. There are some creditors who call for them. The problem is that every three months or so, the debt gets passed down the line to the next debt collector. When the calls start, I tell them that I don't know either of these people. They are very polite and tell me that they will take my number off their records. The calls stop and in 2 to 3 months start again from a different collection agency.
      I know how this happens. There is a company that sells information to track people down. This company lists my wife and I as possible relatives of this couple. What is really funny about this company is that even though I am part of a large family, the only people they list as my possible relatives is this guy and my father. My father has been dead for 10 years. They don't even list my wife as one of my relatives, although they list her as related to this guy.

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      The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
    89. Re:what i would say by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What are you going to do if you "brandish" it and they call your bluff and still refuse to leave? Worse yet, what are you going to do if they make a grab for it? Shoot them? Have fun explaining to the jury why you escalated the situation to one of life and death when your life wasn't in danger to begin with.

      My life was in danger when they attempted to grab it. If they manage to take it from me, there is little chance that they won't kill me or at least threaten to. Why else would they need my gun? If they don't have hostile intentions the most peaceful way for them to defuse the situation is to leave. If I shoot to maim, it doesn't give them that chance.

      I'm as pro-gun as they come but if I was on your jury I'd convict your ass in a heartbeat if that was the way it went down.

      Legal ramifications are not going to be a high priority at the time. Convict if you must, it's better than the alternative for me.

    90. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about "physically harassing" you in the original posts? If it turns physical then obviously all bets are off. The original example was someone who just refuses to leave when asked to do so.

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    91. Re:what i would say by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Sue ?

      Harassment is harassment. There are laws regarding debt collection. Someone being harassed by a debt collector would be well-informed to learn about these laws and how they can be used to protect their constitutional rights.

      Or, I mean, you could always just post the story to /.

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      -Billco, Fnarg.com
    92. Re:what i would say by merchant_x · · Score: 2, Informative

      While this may only apply to Texas, It appears that some juries are in fact buying.

      http://www.newser.com/story/31381/no-charges-for-texas-man-who-shot-neighbors-burglars.html

      As to the point about calling your bluff when you brandish your firearm, I think you could make an argument that they were assaulting you if they tried to make a grab for your weapon. Plus if you didn't really want to shoot them guns are quite effective as a bludgeoning device. Mmmmmm Pistol Whip.

    93. Re:what i would say by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Wish I had mod points. Great response. :)

    94. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would tell them if they don't remove themselves from my property, they will be arrested for criminal trespass, and fraud. Since the SSNs from Micronesia are less than nine digits and mine is nine digits, their continued attempt to collect money from a third party which is not in any way responsible is fraud or extortion or blackmail. If that fails, I'd show them the business end of my loaded rifle, and tell them it's lawful to shoot robbers on one's property. If that fails to convince them, I'd then arrest their sorry asses, and book 'em. If they resist, well then I'd have to use necessary force. I don't recommend anyone try this. I'm what you call a crazy a** SOB.

    95. Re:what i would say by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...if they make the mistake of calling me they are going to hear every four letter word in the English language.

      There are some words one just can't justify spewing at even the lowest scum. Words like GOTO.

    96. Re:what i would say by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      You're right - always check state law. In SC for example you're not allowed to use deadly force merely on your property - they have to enter your residence (I'm pretty sure that clause is the usual one too - normally you can't just shoot someone on your lawn). Any person who forcibly enters your residence though is open season. Now a debt collector is not likely to do that, so they aren't likely to end up meeting deadly force, but still, if I find a stranger in my house I'll put them down, simple as that.

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      "People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do."-Mark Twain
    97. Re:what i would say by compro01 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Specifically, the "all parties" states are California, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Massachusetts, Maryland, Michigan, Montana, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, and Washington.

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    98. Re:what i would say by fm6 · · Score: 1

      And they'll say "but our records show" and they'll keep calling you over and over and over. Organizations with big call centers have infinite patience and do not understand the meaning of "fuck off".

    99. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why you drag their ass inside and then shoot them.

    100. Re:what i would say by tinkerghost · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Regarding the lawsuit, I'd say "bring it on". I've been in front of juries before and I'd take my chances with one if I was being sued by some criminal thug.

      Hello, this is the same legal system that has given us multi-million dollar verdicts for thieves who were injured in the commission of their crime. Juries are insane. There's no other reason for some of the civil verdicts that have come back - prisoners awarded damages for being denied ice cream with a frequency they want, silo owners having to pay multi million dollar suits because people cut through their fences, break locks, climb silos, break more locks, then fall.

    101. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I think you could make an argument that they were assaulting you if they tried to make a grab for your weapon.

      Yeah, you could. But you still escalated the situation by introducing the firearm into it. Was it really necessary to do so over a case of simple trespass? More to the point, do you really want to have to shoot somebody? Is that something you want to live with for the rest of your life over some jackass whose only crime was refusing to leave your property when asked? If your answer to those questions is "no", then why the hell would you introduce a firearm into a situation where your life isn't being threatened?

      I suspect that the people who are bragging that they'd shoot someone over trespassing are teenage armchair internet warriors trying to convince themselves that they are tough. Personally I could not point a firearm at another human being and pull the trigger unless it was the only way to save my life or the life of another.

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    102. Re:what i would say by sycodon · · Score: 1

      That was some ancient study done by a group called physicians against violence or something like that. Thing is, it's made up mostly of activists with just a few token doctors.

      The study itself was bogus. John Lott has several books out and several peer reviewed papers that pretty much dismantle Gun Control claims.

      --
      When Fascism comes to America, it will call itself Anti-Fascism, and tell you to give up your guns.
    103. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Informative

      Legal ramifications are not going to be a high priority at the time. Convict if you must, it's better than the alternative for me.

      I think you've misunderstood the discussion at hand. You are operating under the assumption that your life is in mortal jeopardy. If that was actually the case then you'll have my vote for acquittal and I'll buy you a beer after the trial is over.

      The discussion at hand relates to a debt collector who refuses to leave your property when asked. Nobody said anything about him becoming violent or anything of that nature. This is nothing more than simple trespass and I personally think that introducing a firearm into such a situation is an unnecessary and unwise escalation.

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    104. Re:what i would say by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      You don't have to prove you don't owe them, they have to prove that you do; often, all they have is an account number and an amount, which isn't even close.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    105. Re:what i would say by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is the concept of proportional response: if someone is doing a snatch and grab, shooting them isn't justified. If they have 4-5 buddies and they try to take something by force, fire away...

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    106. Re:what i would say by mjwx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Then you send them a cease and desist order as provided for by the FDCPA (fair debt collection practices act). If they are stupid enough to continue collection efforts after receiving it then you file suit against them in Federal court and collect $1,000 for each violation. They'll soon stop calling you when they realize that each phone call is going to cost them a thousand bucks.

      Yep, let the legal system deal with it. The worst a debt collector can do is take you to court only to find out they screwed up. You may counter sue at this point depending on the laws of your nation.

      What debt collector shows up at your door anyways? I've never heard of that. If they had the balls to try that with me I'd ask them once nicely to get off my property and if they declined I would "encourage" them to leave with more forceful measures.

      Forceful? Terrible idea. When it goes to court they get to say that you were the belligerent party and their side was "only defending itself". You're better off calling the cops to have them escorted off. First rule of dealing with debt collectors is to let them make the mistakes.

      Remember that a debt collector has no power or authority over you. Their main weapon is intimidation. They are counting on scaring you into paying them money and will use all manner of threats and lies to achieve this end. Other than that their only possible remedy is to sue you. This is an empty threat for the most part though because they almost always lack the documentation that would be required to win a lawsuit. They bank on collecting default judgments when the defendants fail to appear and aren't prepared to deal with someone shows up and contests the matter.

      Their only recourse is to sue you and the onus is on the debt collector to prove you owe them money. All you need to do is prove that you are not who they say you are. Never get intimidated, in Australia a debt collector is not permitted to threaten or deceive in any communications as this would result in the revocation of their license and probably charges being made against the companies directors.

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      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    107. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Any person who forcibly enters your residence though is open season. Now a debt collector is not likely to do that, so they aren't likely to end up meeting deadly force, but still, if I find a stranger in my house I'll put them down, simple as that.

      Yeah, well, I know someone who had that same attitude. He heard noises one night, saw a figure in his living room and opened fire. Guess who he shot? Some dumbass drunk high school student who thought he was crawling back into the open window at his parents house. Thankfully the kid lived, but can you imagine if he hadn't? Could you live with yourself if you killed someone who turned out not to be a threat to you?

      My attitude is that I'm going to retreat to a defensible location within my home and call the police. I will announce as loudly as possible that I'm armed and it would be in the best interest of whoever to leave my house. If they come after me I'll defend myself but I'm not going to go looking for them.

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    108. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I guess I have more faith than you do. I wound up before a grand jury once, after being charged with several felonies that I didn't commit. It was the scariest experience of my life but they listened to my side of the story and refused to indict me. I'm personally glad that the jury system is here.

      Besides, I live in Redneckistan. No jury from these parts is going to side with criminal scum over a taxpayer ;)

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    109. Re:what i would say by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      The reality of the situation is that it's not really all that hard a sell to claim you felt your life was in danger.

      Debt collectors tend to work mostly by intimidation factor. They kind of have to, because they can't actually take the money, or any assets that you own (collateral for secured loans is different, when you have a mortgage or an auto loan, the bank generally has the title to that property not you) without breaking the law. If you don't have a secured asset they can claim all they can do is try to threaten or harass you.

      As such, generally speaking you'll find that most debt collectors are large brutish looking thugs who will generally claim to have all sorts of ability to force you to pay that they do not actually have. Convincing a jury that you felt your life was in danger from some thug who turned up on your property demanding money who then refused to leave when asked isn't exactly a hard sell. I mean if you're a member of special forces and the debt collector is a 5 foot tall woman then yes you might have some issues, but you're also more than capable of removing them without resorting to the firearm.

      This doesn't of course apply to all trespassers, if some 8 year old kid is sitting on your lawn and you want him or her off and they refuse to go, shooting them if they didn't attack you first is probably going to send you to jail, but debt collectors generally aren't unarmed 8 year old kids.

    110. Re:what i would say by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you could. But you still escalated the situation by introducing the firearm into it. Was it really necessary to do so over a case of simple trespass?

      Depends on how intimidating they seem. With most people it would be sufficient to keep it just inside the door, out of sight but handy if things seem to be getting violent.

      More to the point, do you really want to have to shoot somebody?

      No.

      Is that something you want to live with for the rest of your life over some jackass whose only crime was refusing to leave your property when asked?

      The gun wouldn't come out from behind the door if I didn't feel threatened.

      If your answer to those questions is "no", then why the hell would you introduce a firearm into a situation where your life isn't being threatened?

      What's that quote from AVP? "I'd rather have one and not need it, than need it and not have one."

      I suspect that the people who are bragging that they'd shoot someone over trespassing are teenage armchair internet warriors trying to convince themselves that they are tough. Personally I could not point a firearm at another human being and pull the trigger unless it was the only way to save my life or the life of another.

      You can point down. Whether pointing and/or shooting at them becomes necessary is up to them.

    111. Re:what i would say by merchant_x · · Score: 1

      I suspect that the people who are bragging that they'd shoot someone over trespassing are teenage armchair internet warriors trying to convince themselves that they are tough.

      You have obviously never been to Texas.

      I'll give you another link to a local paper's editorial decrying the action the man in the earlier link I posted took. Take some time to read through the comments attached to it. You will find that the majority of the comments not only support the man's actions but laud him as a hero and upstanding citizen.

      http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/falkenberg/5865045.html

      Now don't take my posts as an argument that it is proper to shoot someone just for trespassing or even burglarizing your neighbors property. I personally would never kill someone over anything as trivial as property. I was merely pointing out that you may be a little naive about many peoples' attitudes as to when deadly force is acceptable.

    112. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shoot the fuckers in the face.

      next question.

    113. Re:what i would say by Hurricane78 · · Score: 4, Funny

      With private people, you can do even funnier things.
      Assume you have two different men calling you in anger, thinking you're someone else. (May happen when someone banged what they think is their girl, and they also think you're the one.)
      Then make each one as angry as you can, offer him to meet in the local gay neighborhood, and beat the shit out of him. At this point, you must have him thinking that he will actually beat the shit out of you.
      Tell them both where to meet, and that your identification is a flower in a button hole, or something as camp as possible.

      Now you just have to go to a café nearby, watch them beat each other, and call the cops, saying that there is a gay couple fighting on the other side of the street.
      (But of course do not let the police find out that you're the caller, or who you are.)

      --
      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    114. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Funny

      Forceful? Terrible idea. When it goes to court they get to say that you were the belligerent party and their side was "only defending itself". You're better off calling the cops to have them escorted off. First rule of dealing with debt collectors is to let them make the mistakes.

      In my state you are allowed to use physical force to remove a trespasser from your property. They'd have a tough time claiming that you were the belligerent party on your own property.

      I know someone who manhandled a cable company employee out of his house and onto the street after the employee refused to leave when asked to do so. The cable guy called the cops to report this "assault" and was eventually arrested by them when they determined that he had been asked to leave the residence and declined to do so.

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    115. Re:what i would say by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Also, Google Voice allows you to get around this limitation by mimicking an answering machine (for certain callers). It's the equivalent of letting your answering machine pick up the call, and then answering the call midway while the message is being left, and still continue to record the call after you've already picked it up.

      Google Voice also allows you to do it the other way around too. For instance, you could say the standard bs "This call is being recorded for quality purposes." Of you could even say, "Because my caller id is not recognizing your phone number, I'm about to record this phone call. Etc."

    116. Re:what i would say by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Yeah right. At that point, they simply send you a letter, showing that this is the SSN they got, and that that is your SSN, you you are that person, so q.e.d.
      Yes, they will actually think that that's proof, and go to court for it, if needed. Which means, you're back on square one.

      Never underestimate how incredibly stupid and delusionally self-confident some people can be.

      --
      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    117. Re:what i would say by MBGMorden · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, well, I know someone who had that same attitude. He heard noises one night, saw a figure in his living room and opened fire. Guess who he shot? Some dumbass drunk high school student who thought he was crawling back into the open window at his parents house. Thankfully the kid lived, but can you imagine if he hadn't? Could you live with yourself if you killed someone who turned out not to be a threat to you?

      Actually, yes I could live with myself, just as much as I could live with myself if the drunk kid had hit me head on on the road and he didn't survive the accident. It was his one negligence that would have caused his death in both cases. Anyone comes wandering into my house unannounced and uninvited at night and they're dead - simple as that. It's not worth taking the risk. Drunk high school student, crack head looking for cash, or simple psychopath don't appear too different visually in the wee hours of the morning, and two of those three aren't likely to let you cozily slip off to your "defensible location". Once they've chosen to put themselves in that situation it's too late. If he can't control himself enough that he's so messed up that he's crawling into the wrong house window, then that kid was doing something just as dangerous as taking a car out on the road drunk.

      It's personal responsibility. You go unannounced into a strangers house - ESPECIALLY after dark, and there's a very good chance that you're not coming back out. If you put yourself in that position then you have to live (or die) with the consequences.

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      "People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do."-Mark Twain
    118. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      The gun wouldn't come out from behind the door if I didn't feel threatened.

      Well, then you are more sensible than the AC who started this discussion :) His bright idea was to brandish the firearm to scare the person off your property. Not a very wise choice, IMHO, even if legal in your jurisdiction.

      Just for the record, I don't have a problem with keeping a firearm handy in case the situation turns violent. I have a concealed carry permit and more often than not have a cocked and locked .45 on my hip. I just wouldn't bring my firearm out into the open over something as trivial as trespassing.

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    119. Re:what i would say by hardwarefreak · · Score: 1

      And when they keep calling you at your job, and insist on speaking to your boss, and call your family, and eventually physically show up at your door, what then?

      Two words: Murder

    120. Re:what i would say by OrigamiMarie · · Score: 1

      It also depends on which state you're in. Some (but pathetically few) states have laws to the effect that if an assailant gets himself killed, the victim isn't liable. It might get hazier if he merely gets injured (and he'll probably try to take you to court anyway), so I guess the lesson is . . . take no prisoners.

    121. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, in most states you cannot protect property with deadly force. In some, you even have an "obligation" to runaway if you can.

    122. Re:what i would say by bendodge · · Score: 3, Funny

      My cousin worked at a dent collection call center, and I know for a fact that she is always polite and courteous. She even gave many people basic financial advise to help them pay their debts, and now she is in college majoring in "personal finance coaching" or something like that.

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      The government can't save you.
    123. Re:what i would say by hardwarefreak · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...and eventually physically show up at your door, what then?

      I'd live for that day.

      As long as the dead body is inside your door transom, it's self defense. Just make sure you replace the calculator in his/her hand with an ice pick, knife, of pistol. The police will more readily accept your self defense claim with a weapon in the dead hand of the 4'9" slight build brunette female on the floor. Trust me on this.

    124. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When they show up at my door? Well, invite them in and then cut them to small pieces. Tell the cops they attacked me in my own house. OMG the horror. The nerve of them to attack ME in MY HOUSE.

    125. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Actually, yes I could live with myself

      Go talk to someone who has actually had to take a human life and let me know if you can make that pronouncement as easily as you just did. I've known individuals who have had to defend themselves against certain death and yet still have a hard time reconciling the fact that they took a human life. I think it's pretty arrogant of you to proclaim that you'd be able to live with it even if it turns out the person you killed wasn't a threat to you or your loved ones.

      and two of those three aren't likely to let you cozily slip off to your "defensible location"

      My defensible location is my bedroom, where my guns are stored and my cell phone is located. If I hear somebody breaking into my house in the wee hours of the morning I have no compelling reason to leave this location. If for whatever reason I'm not already there then I'm going to have to make my best effort to get there. I don't know about you but I don't usually strap on my handgun when I wake up at 2am to take a piss :)

      If you are serious about home defense then you ought to have a safe room. Pick an easy to reach room in your house and fortify it. Replace the cheap hollow inside door with a good solid outdoor one. Have one or more loaded firearms within easy reach. Keep your charged cell phone in this room along with a good flashlight. If you have kids try to locate this room as close as possible to their bedrooms so you can grab them quickly and protect them until help arrives.

      It's personal responsibility

      Yeah, it is. The moron kid was entirely to blame for the situation. That fact isn't going to be much comfort to the person who ended his life.

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    126. Re:what i would say by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Then how come on of my local citizens, who spied a thief trying to steal his car, and hit said thief over the head with a bat to stop him, was arrested by the policy *on his own property*? Why is the thief now suing the homeowner for medical damages?

      I think in a civilized society, we don't bash people over the head unless somebody's safety is in danger. Yes, even if they are in the process of stealing a piece of property. It's totally possible that the homeowner felt threatened of course! -- but I do not understand why a person would approach a potentially violent criminal in the process of committing a felony if he didn't have to. It's a car. Do you really want to put your life on the line in the name of justice? We pay people -- police -- to do that for us, and for good reason.

      I would never attack anybody unless they physically threatened or assaulted somebody or were OBVIOUSLY about to do so, and even then only if I could not see a plausible way out of the situation. Isn't this one of the basic lessons in any self defense discipline?

    127. Re:what i would say by mjwx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In my state you are allowed to use physical force to remove a trespasser from your property. They'd have a tough time claiming that you were the belligerent party on your own property.

      Best lawyer wins. A good lawyer can prove anything they need to.

      Using force only helps them convince others you are guilty of something.

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    128. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you brandish a gun and they refuse to leave that probably constitutes a threat to your life -- you took threatening but non-harmful action to encourage them to leave your property, they refused and continued to persist in their illegal activity even under threat of lethal force. Making any aggressive move toward someone pointing a gun at you is evidence of a threat on their life, and I'd even think you'd need a great lawyer to prove it, so long as they person you shot was at least plausibly physically intimidating.

    129. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>>?

      This is not a civilized society when thieves are protected while homeowners trying to protect their homes/cars/yards are jailed and later sued. A civilized society doesn't take the view that homeowners should just quietly hide, while the thief drives-off with the car or other personal possessions. That's an anarchist society.

      don't besmirch anarchism and anarchist societies. in anarchism, there is no ruler or rulers (an-archo), so there would be no suing going on.

    130. Re:what i would say by overlordofmu · · Score: 1

      Listen!

      I am an anarchist. I can assure you that you have not the slightest clue how society would work if I had my vision brought to life. If you did, you wouldn't use word like "property", "homeowner", "jailed" and "sued".

      Only in an American society do you build a country with slavery, genocide and biological warfare and then have the gall to pretend that you have the moral high ground.

      I love you man, I really do, but you are lost in a world of lies. How about you don't talk about things you have no understanding of, specifically, anarchy?

    131. Re:what i would say by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Thankfully the kid lived, but can you imagine if he hadn't? Could you live with yourself if you killed someone who turned out not to be a threat to you?

      See, I would put no blame on the homeowner, nor feel guilt if I was the one doing it. Unfortunate accident, surely; but it was the drunken teenager that made the fatal mistake, not the homeowner... just as surely as if he had wandered onto the middle of the road and fallen asleep, it wouldn't be the driver's fault who ran over him.

    132. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then how come on of my local citizens, who spied a thief trying to steal his car, and hit said thief over the head with a bat to stop him, was arrested by the policy *on his own property*? Why is the thief now suing the homeowner for medical damages?

      I was unable to find the original news article, would you please post a link?

    133. Re:what i would say by roguetrick · · Score: 1

      Pulling a gun on someone is a pretty damn big threat on their life.

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    134. Re:what i would say by Toonol · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Protecting property is hardly justification for risking someone's life, thief or no thief. Civilized people know that, which is why our civilized rules say he should be arrested.

      Absolutely it is. Killing a thief on your property, in the act, is morally acceptable. It's a perfectly civilized act in response to the uncivilized act of the thief.

    135. Re:what i would say by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Well, the thief was an anarchist. The guy with the baseball bat is trying to RESTORE some g*dD*mn order.

    136. Re:what i would say by cawpin · · Score: 1

      What debt collector shows up at your door anyways?

      A friend of mine had a collection agent ring his doorbell at 1 in the morning looking for his brother because he had helped his brother in some loan capacity in the past. He told him his brother doesn't live with him and to not come back. They did once, and then got the hint.

    137. Re:what i would say by ubergeek09 · · Score: 0

      the easiest way to handle the situation is to turn on the lights after you have the weapon pointed at them to disorient them tell them to turn around and face you and then shoot. That way you can claim self-defense at least thats what the cops tell us to do in my area when we have a prison break.

    138. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the anarchist society's reaction would be to shrug and look the other way no matter what. You would ultimately be responsible for whatever action you took, as would the thief, and whether successful or not, neither one of you would be judgable.

    139. Re:what i would say by Miseph · · Score: 1

      FBI statistics. Look it up. I support the 2nd Amendment as a means of deterring tyranny and allowing people to retain rights there is no reason to take away... but I personally have no need or desire to own a firearm, and the only credible sources I have found actually support the conclusion that, "feeling" safer aside, gun ownership actually puts you in greater danger.

      I don't live my life in fear of burglars and rapists because, well... forget it, no sense talking to delusional paranoids about crime statistics or pointing out that the only criminals who typically stand and fight against even the most feeble unarmed victim are the tiny minority who are unlikely to actually let anyone fight back by using extreme force from the get-go. I'll humor you and point out that I'm perfectly capable of using a knife, or my bare hands, and that in any situation where those options are not feasible, neither is a firearm, and that unlike a gun the proper safety precautions for melee weapons and hands don't require keeping the weapon at least partially dismantled (good luck getting the gun from your desk and the bullets from your closet out from under the burglar or rapist) and scattered about the home in locked safes ("stop hitting me with that bat, I keep missing L46!").

      Try not to shoot yourself cleaning the barrel, and make sure to keep your kid(s) from doing anything stupid as children are wont to do.

      --
      Try not to take me more seriously than I take myself.
    140. Re:what i would say by Miseph · · Score: 1

      Why the hell would you hit somebody with a bat for attempting to steal a car? Did this man not have use of his vocal chords? Did he not know his own car's make, model, color and plate number? I can think of a half dozen perfectly reasonable solutions to that problem, none of which involve potentially killing somebody over a car. He would be facing neither jail nor lawsuit if, rather than resort to violence like barbarian, he had followed the rules we have established for the maintenance of a civilized society. Sounds like a good example of precisely what I was talking about.

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      Try not to take me more seriously than I take myself.
    141. Re:what i would say by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Then how come on of my local citizens, who spied a thief trying to steal his car, and hit said thief over the head with a bat to stop him, was arrested by the police *on his own property*? Why is the thief now suing the homeowner for medical damages?

      I don't know. Why are you even asking us this? Most likely, the story you heard from your neighbor/friend/local-news is going to be one-sided. That's why we have judges and juries for. That's why we have lawsuits. We can't prejudge a case, just based on what one side says (or based on what you heard someone else, some third party, say about it). That's what a lynch mob would do.

    142. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then how come on of my local citizens, who spied a thief trying to steal his car, and hit said thief over the head with a bat to stop him, was arrested by the policy *on his own property*?

      You may have learned otherwise from television, but hitting someone on the head with a bat a single time can easily be lethal. So the question is, was lethal force acceptable and necessary? The former is a moral question (easy "no" from me), The latter can't be answered without more details.

    143. Re:what i would say by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      It's not an anarchist society. It's a police state, where you are expected to be completely dependent on the government for everything. Doing things for yourself to protect yourself circumvents government intervention, and is therefore frowned on.

    144. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then how come on of my local citizens, who spied a thief trying to steal his car, and hit said thief over the head with a bat to stop him, was arrested by the policy *on his own property*?

      I would guess it's because (as far as I can tell from your description) he could have just as easily made his presence known, thus chasing off the potential thief without violence. The phrase "hit said thief over the head with a bat to stop him" indicates, to me at least, that your local citizen snuck up on the guy and assaulted him with a weapon. I just can't imagine a scenario where "this guy is attempting to steal my car and, unless I cause him a severe concussion and probable brain damage, he will blatantly refuse to stop it." ...or a situation in which "this property owner is holding a bat and advancing on me as I attempt to gain entry to his vehicle. I think I'll stick around to see what he wants." The tone of your post makes me pretty sure that, had there been any actual threat from the thief, you would have mentioned it. Again, I can only assume he snuck up on the thief and hit him in the head. He may describe this as "stopping him," but I would call it "hitting someone in the head with a baseball bat from behind."

      AFAIK, use of deadly force (IANAL or a doctor or close to one, but a bat to the head sounds potentially deadly to me) isn't okay just because someone touched your property...even if it's on *your property.* And especially if it's unprovoked.

      By the way, I'd like to know exactly how you (and/or your local citizen) define "trying to steal [a] car."

      -AC

    145. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      when you get a automated call just play this over the phone... http://www.payphone-directory.org/sounds/wav/verizon/disconnect.wav

    146. Re:what i would say by LaskoVortex · · Score: 2, Funny

      In my state you are allowed to use physical force to remove a trespasser from your property.

      In my state (of mind), I use a shovel to keep them on my property.

      --
      Just callin' it like I see it.
    147. Re:what i would say by dcollins · · Score: 1

      "Then how come on of my local citizens, who spied a thief trying to steal his car, and hit said thief over the head with a bat to stop him, was arrested by the policy *on his own property*?"

      I love how crazy-ass stories like this always come with at least two typographical errors per sentence.

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      We know where leadership by an anti-intellectual "strongman" who scapegoats minorities and likes boisterous rallies goes
    148. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I get 25000$ at years working with a car bought on loan for 25000$ and you take it from me while I'm still finishing to pay it, then my life is threatened as I could not finishing pay for that car and another one, nor keep my work without a car.

    149. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My life was in danger when they attempted to grab it. If they manage to take it from me, there is little chance that they won't kill me or at least threaten to. Why else would they need my gun? If they don't have hostile intentions the most peaceful way for them to defuse the situation is to leave. If I shoot to maim, it doesn't give them that chance.

      Let's see here...

      1. They show up and act non-violent.
      2. You pull out a gun and threaten them with it.
      3. They, fearing for their life/lives decide to attempt to disarm you so as to keep you from shooting them.
      4. You blow their head/heads off.
      5. Cops show up and arrest your smug ass.
      6. Court sentences you to some serious time in jail for murder/manslaughter.

      Just because you're insane doesn't mean you can get away with murder.

    150. Re:what i would say by julesh · · Score: 4, Informative

      They were quite stunned when I told them to shut up and start suing.

      Yeah, I love this strategy. I was hassled by an agency once that put at the bottom of their initial contact letter "if you do not respond within 14 days we will instruct our lawyers to recover this debt in court." I wrote a response, "Go ahead. Make my day."

      Funnily enough, I never heard anything else from them. 6 months later, another agency starts trying to collect...

    151. Re:what i would say by julesh · · Score: 1

      If they keep calling you and asking you to pay them, it automatically becomes your problem, even if it isn't supposed to be.

      This is why you guys need some legislation equivalent to the UK's Data Protection Act. Over here the approach would be to inform them that the phone number they hold (which constitutes personally identifiable information within the meaning of the Act) is incorrectly assigned to the account (incorrect information within the meaning of the Act) and it is therefore their legal responsibility to correct it. It's always worked first time for me.

    152. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, hit them with the FDCPA as mentioned above, and profit from their mistakes.

    153. Re:what i would say by Ardeaem · · Score: 1

      There are some words one just can't justify spewing at even the lowest scum. Words like GOTO.

      Don't use that kind of language here - there are young programmers around!

    154. Re:what i would say by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hope you don't have children who sleep in another room. I would hate to think of the awful things that could happen while you staying put waiting for a police department that has no obligation to protect you to show up. Before we get to far, the no obligation part is a result of a court case that exonerated cops for not protecting someone as the court found the cops has no obligation to protect anyone. Anyways, the point is that it could take a long time before they show up. It might be a priority for them, but if something happened across town or something, there could be some significant time involved before they can make it to your home.

      IF you don't have kids or someone sleeping in another room, then it sounds like a pretty good plan. However, if you do, I would go after the invader if nothing else but to keep them away from the other people.

    155. Re:what i would say by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't refusing to leave be a physical harassment?

    156. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you did was horrible and right at the same time. *shudder*

    157. Re:what i would say by Archimonde · · Score: 1

      Completely agreed, I hate that kind of reasoning GP employs.

      That "well, don't blame me, blame the company" argument is the reason why so many things today are so screwed.

      For example when one blames the policeman for arresting or fining him for nothing, the blame is completely acceptable because that policeman is just a part of mechanism which supports and in most cases influences that kind of laws that come to bite the law abiding and sincere citizens (by deliberate action or silent approval or approval by association).

      If those peons at the bottom of the company pyramid say those phrases I just don't have any sympathies for them. In an organization which has many people it is extremely easy to shift blame until it evaporates. Lets say you are on the phone with customer service person (level 0) disputing something. Then the guy says: "don't blame me, blame the company" (as in the policymakers/ceo/management - eg level 7), then he connects you to his supervisor (level 1) which says the same. But then the magic thing happens and he won't connect you to the level 2; he will probably just say you put it in writing and mail it (probably to level 1 person again). So there is this magic barrier which an excuse can pass over (blame the policymakers/ceo/management) but you can't. That is what makes that kind of excuse null and void. True, that excuse can be attacked from another angle ("I don't want to have a circular talk with 10 people in the company, I want to settle the issue with you"), but that is another story.

      If they don't like my polite but aggressive criticism then they shouldn't blame the company (as that is like blaming a cloud) but they should instead quit or try to change the company's policies.

      --
      Trolls are like broken clocks. They show the truth two times a day. The rest of the day they talk nonsense.
    158. Re:what i would say by Archimonde · · Score: 1

      Yeah, tell that to the victims of that retarded idea in my country (croatia).

      Woman was being strangled by her husband in the kitchen, she somehow managed to get a knife and stab him. Unfortunately for the guy, she hit an artery and the guy bled to death before the ambulance came. She was in prison for 6 years, and completely bankrupted by her morally corrupt lawyer. What was her proportional response option? Strangle the much larger and more powerful strangler?

      Another woman was about to be cut to pieces with butchers knife by her drunken, mad and large husband who locked the doors. The woman managed to shoot the husband with his own hunting rifle. She is imprisoned at the moment.

      A guy smashed another guy's car window and started to beat him with a bat over some traffic incident. The guy pulled out the gun and shot him in the face after the guy didn't want to stop. The guy with the gun managed to survive with smashed left arm, jaw and skull fracture. The guy is doing time in prison because he had to "warn the attacker that he is going to shoot, then shoot in to the air".

      There are many cases like that, not necessary with guns (which are somewhat rare here), but calling for proportional response just isn't fair for the defender because he doesn't have time to prepare the "proportional" weapon and many times that is just impossible.

      How am I with my 62kg and some arcane knowledge of taekwon-do going to suddenly defend against 90+kg guy with only my bare hands and legs? There is no "proportional response" when someone is trying to deprive me of my liberty and/or life even by using his own hands. And John Locke said it best; in those cases you have the right to defend yourself with any means necessary. That concept is much more simpler, logical and was making sense then as it is now.

      We haven't even touched the subject of comparing the "proportional responses". Is the aluminium baseball bat proportional response to wooden baseball bat? What about a bat with a custom spike? I mean, the theory is so full of holes you could drive aircraft carrier through them.

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    159. Re:what i would say by Zemran · · Score: 1

      "what then?"

      Move to Micronesia where even the real debtor is being left alone.

      --
      I love stacking my barbecues in the shed at the end of summer - you can't beat a bit of grill on grill action.
    160. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would guess that is not the whole story if they decided to arrest him. Maybe he was a bit too enthusiastic in administering love with his bat. If that is the case, then that is why the thief is suing him.

      It could also be that he is simply trying - some people have no sense of decency, and in my fairly narrow experience that applies fairly large proportion to criminals. I got burglared, and when the burglars were caught they claimed that I had hired them for removal of goods... Anyway, no matter what your background, if you have an issue that you think needs legal resolution, you should be allowed to take it to court. I would have loved it if these burglars came up with a document with my forged signature.

      This is far from anarchy, this is having a legal system, enforcing it and upholding it.

    161. Re:what i would say by Zemran · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you honestly believe that you can use US law to get back at someone in another country? US laws apply in the US... some other governments are still bent over ready to take it from GW but most countries will tell you where to go.

      --
      I love stacking my barbecues in the shed at the end of summer - you can't beat a bit of grill on grill action.
    162. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trying to murder a man (which is what hitting him over the head with a bat is btw) that is merely trying to steal - i.e. hasn't made any violent actions or inclinations towards you - is NOT civilized.

      I know some in the US have taken materialism to a new level (where they value it above human life apparently) but that doesn't mean you can try to kill anyone that touches your stuff, illegally or otherwise.

    163. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because hitting someone with a bat is a crime regardless.

    164. Re:what i would say by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      If they know it's in a different name but keep trying to collect on it then they're committing fraud. It may also be harrassment and barratry. Since SSNs are known to be unreliable as a unique identifier they can't plead ignorance.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    165. Re:what i would say by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      They must have some presence in the US to operate. What are they going to do - extradite you to Kazakhstan?

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    166. Re:what i would say by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why the hell would you hit somebody with a bat for attempting to steal a car?

      To stop him stealing it. Beacause it's my fucking car, that I bought with my fucking money that I fucking earned.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    167. Re:what i would say by gtbritishskull · · Score: 1

      What if it was your 15 year old kid getting drunk for the first time? How would you feel then? You would be able to tell someone that it was OK for them to kill this kid that you had spent (wasted) 15 years of your life raising. That his stupid mistake (no malice, no damage done) was worth him losing his life over. I have made a lot of similarly stupid mistakes in my life (though never what that kid did), and I am glad that I did not have cold-hearted bastards like you in my neighborhood.

      It is people like you that provide the arguments for gun control. Complete disregard for human life. Because you own a gun, the first solution you think of for any problem is to shoot now and ask questions later. It is legal to kill him, so that is what I will do. I don't think that we need a "right" to bear arms. It should be a privilege for people who have shown they will use them responsibly.

      I also am a black belt in karate. One of the most important things that I was taught was how to control a situation and not escalate it. To use the appropriate level of force. That is important, though, because if I do attack someone, I can be charged with "assault with a deadly weapon" because of the black belt. But I am more interested in resolving situations in a way that works out the best for everyone than being able to point at a dead body and say "It was legal for me to kill him". I DO have a conscience and would feel bad about killing anyone, especially a defenseless kid.

    168. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Isn't that what insurance is for?

      It could be struck by a falling tree, it could be smashed in an accident.

      In either case you would be deprived of the car through no fault of your own and then your "life is threatened" just as much as if it is stolen.

      There is no justification for killing another human being because of they were stealing something - theft does not come with a death sentence for good reason. If you genuinely believe that you or someone else is in serious danger from that criminal then of course you can act to defend yourself or them, up to killing them if you judge it necessary, but lets not say that in a civilised society that a death sentence is appropriate for stealing a car.

    169. Re:what i would say by gtbritishskull · · Score: 1

      I would personally stay in my house, call the police, probably load my shotgun and put it next to the door, then open the door and yell at you to leave my car alone. If you made aggressive moves toward me, then I would be justified in using deadly force. If not, then its just property. There are more important things to me than my car. Like being able to live with myself.

    170. Re:what i would say by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      The police arrested the homeowner, and the criminal is suing for medical expenses.

      Authority doesn't like to feel unneeded. If you handle things yourself they get upset. Same is true of education.

      --

      Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
    171. Re:what i would say by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Three words: Learn to count.

    172. Re:what i would say by gtbritishskull · · Score: 1

      OK, your county's legal system is broken. Good for you. But you totally missed the point. Proportional Response has nothing to do with which weapon you use to kill him. It means that your response should only take from them what you expect they could take from you. If you feel your life is threatened, then you have the right to take their life. If you can only expect bodily injury then you should only reward bodily injury back. If they are trying to take your property, then there is no reason to come up behind them and hit them in the head. Warn them off. If they come after you, then hit them in the head. Proportional response is generally used for fights between countries, but the definition can be used in other situations as well. Here is the obligatory wikipedia link... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proportionality_(law)

    173. Re:what i would say by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      note: this only applies if you are in the USA

      Anywhere else ask them for a number you can call them back on, explaining that you need to get them off the line so that you can phone for an ambulance for the debt collector who's bleeding to death on your doorstep.

    174. Re:what i would say by squizzar · · Score: 1

      A great many people here in Blighty (myself included) think that we are slowly developing the same compensation culture as the US. It seems that you are taking our attitude that you can do nothing to help yourself, please leave all dealings with criminals to the police, who will call you back two days later with an incident number and tell you not to expect them to do anything about it. Sharing is fun!

    175. Re:what i would say by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      It is your problem if you can't get credit because of it.

    176. Re:what i would say by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      That's great in theory. In reality, if you can't prove you don't owe them, they don't stop (without sufficient threats of legal action that you then carry through). And even stopping them from calling you won't save your credit report.

    177. Re:what i would say by smchris · · Score: 1

      "Fuck you! i do not owe you any money so you sort it out, it is not my problem"

      Been there. Done that. Basically, just means the collector will pour another one for me that night.

      Student Loan web site has a convenient page where the debtor can change their address themselves. Some chick just keeps putting in my wife's address and phone number. We're past due for another call so I can't say whether the dumb bastards at the student loan collection agency have put in a way to flag people who do that or not.

      Her first attempt was a Sams Club. The obviously Chinese collections agency actually gave me the SSN they had on record. I may have written it down but I lost it. Geez, imagine the fun I could have had if I would have realized she would be such a pain in the ass later.

    178. Re:what i would say by bradley13 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "If they are trying to take your property, then there is no reason to come up behind them and hit them in the head. Warn them off. If they come after you, then hit them in the head."

      The problem is: you absolutely do not want to give a warning. A criminal is more used to violence that your average joe - be it from gang fights, time in prison, or whatever. Your only chance in a physical confrontation is surprise. Give warning that you are going to hit him with a baseball bat, and he's likely to take the bat away and use it on you. Guess what, the same applies to a gun, unless you have explicitly trained for this sort of situation.

      Car theft is in the gray zone, because you have the option of just letting it happen, with no personal confrontation at all. However, if someone is mugging you, or is in your house, they expect a personal confrontation. They are prepared for violence and definitely pose a threat to your life. If you are the type to do so (macho chest-thumping aside, not everyone is), you should shoot first and ask questions of the corpse. In countries where this is illegal, you may want to do it anyway - else you may be the one on the marble slab.

      Re the discussion above about the drunken high school student breaking into the house: he deserved to be shot. Maybe you will feel guilty afterwards. But - at that particular moment - you have every reason to assume that some dangerous criminal is breaking in and intends the worst.

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    179. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4. Keep a boat horn or whistle by the phone in case they are too stupid to realize that you've exhausted you patience by telling them, for the tenth time, that you are not the debtor.

    180. Re:what i would say by Col.+Panic · · Score: 1

      What debt collector shows up at your door anyways? I've never heard of that.

      i believe that is the fifth step in the simpson's debt collection procedure:

      3rd Notice...
      Final Notice...
      *SOME GUYS ARE COMING?!!

    181. Re:what i would say by indiechild · · Score: 1

      So the homeowner got arrested, did he actually get charged with anything?

      And anybody can sue, but did the thief actually win the lawsuit?

      Any more fantastical stories you'd like to tell us?

    182. Re:what i would say by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You have a right to bear arms, especially on your own property. Just don't point it AT them. Video evidence is your best friend. If it takes you very long to swing a gun and fire you shouldn't be holding one anyway.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    183. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      does she keep all the dents around to remind her how much she likes them?

    184. Re:what i would say by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      When it comes right down to it, willful trespassing (as in, you have been instructed to depart and refuse to do so) is a kind of assault, it in fact represents a threat to your life and liberty. I think brandishing a firearm is a perfectly reasonable thing to do at this time. It shows that you are serious about mounting your own defense. People die in fistfights every day, arguments escalate into those fistfights every day, and I am not willing to get into one. I am far more willing to spray someone's obviously malfunctioning grey matter across my landscape.

      I don't know where we got this notion that people should be allowed to harass you on your own property. That is a form of threat and it is something which I will not put up with. Of course, I think the best solution is to call the cops AND brandish a firearm. When the cops arrive, pop on the lock (you have one, right?) and lay down the weapon. Have video evidence! Trespassing is then a very simple charge to stick.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    185. Re:what i would say by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      To stop him stealing it. Beacause it's my fucking car, that I bought with my fucking money that I fucking earned.

      That's a bunch of horse shit. That car would not even exist if not for society, of which that guy is a part, like it or not. That money is just a number, but it represents a certain amount of human suffering. The company you bought it from pollutes a certain amount; they buy the steel from a company which pollutes even more, on their behalf. Parts are made by sweatshop labor in third world countries. When you buy that car, or even drive that car, you're killing people.

      All of this does not excuse theft, of course. But killing someone for stealing goods built on suffering is just typical capitalist arrogance and greed. Do you know why our civilization is in the state it's in? Because we have the "it's not my problem" attitude. Writ large enough, no problems are solved. Americans complain about Mexicans getting "Free Health Care" in the USA. Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. These poor fuckers are working often below minimum wage so we can buy iceberg lettuce for a buck a head, while their country has literally been fucked left, right, and center by the USA. This poor bastard stealing your car is in much the same situation. Don't help him steal your car, but recognize that your lifestyle (again, writ large) produces poverty.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    186. Re:what i would say by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      100% false. Violation of privacy or something. I've personally tried. They will NOT tell you who is calling. They will also not block a number for you, even without telling you who it is. Now I give out my google voice number.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    187. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MMMMmmmm - so would I...

      Nothing like standing in the doorway, cleaning your 9mm, and mumbling about the 'possible' you
      got at the range the other day...

    188. Re:what i would say by Flea+of+Pain · · Score: 1

      i will jump off that bridge when i get there

      There fixed that for ya!

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      Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
    189. Re:what i would say by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      Maybe in a civilized society, material possessions are considered less important than the safety and welfare of citizens. Maybe a civilized person would have followed due process and called the police to get his vehicle back. It's not about being weak or pacifist, it's about justice. Our social contract takes away the power of an individual to decide whether to visit physical harm upon another individual.

      -b

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    190. Re:what i would say by Flea+of+Pain · · Score: 1

      Of course us "teenage armchair warriors" could shoot someone! Don't you listen to the media? We play violent video games!

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    191. Re:what i would say by mmalove · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ten points if your tell them your address is

      445 12th Street SW
      Washington, DC 20554

      And get them to actually send correspondence there.
      (That's the office of the FCC, and my first choice anytime a spammer would like my mailing address.)

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      You can get 15 minutes of fame, but you can go down in history for infamy.
    192. Re:what i would say by Flea+of+Pain · · Score: 1

      Amen Hognoxious. Why should the innocent citizens have to pay their insurance deductable to get their car fixed after some punk drives off with it, parks it in an alley, and beats it with a bat for kicks. Cars never work right after a body repair anyway, their are always rattles. The cops do a piss poor job of convicting car thiefs, at least in Winnipeg, and most of them are back on the street and stealing more in no time. Hell, around here even the kids do it (12 years and younger) because they know their is no risk for them. If more thieves were beaten with a bat perhaps fewer people would consider stealing a car for kicks.

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      Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
    193. Re:what i would say by bakawolf · · Score: 1, Funny

      well, you did respond

    194. Re:what i would say by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      Brandishing a firearm on your own property when someone refuses to leave = defense of property in almost every state in the Union.

      Umm, you might want to be careful there. In several states you are limited to "physical force" to deal with a trespasser. "Deadly force" can only be employed if your life is in danger or they actually break into your residence. I would love the chance to throw a debt collector off my property but I think I'd leave the firearms out of it.

      Besides, it's much more fun to watch them puking their guts out after you pepper spray them than it is to watch them bleed to death on your front lawn ;)

      You'd be less likely to be convicted if you use a sporting good or some other household item. Fetching your gun out of the locker to scare off the intruder looks more premeditated. If you have time for that, why not call the fuzz? ("I always keep my gun in easy reach" doesn't sound as good as you think.) Softball/Baseball bats, golf clubs, fireplace pokers and the like are more ad hoc and improvised defensive weapons, thus a spur of the moment response to an emergency. Naturally this should only be used on low-lifes like bill collectors or kids who are "on your lawn".

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    195. Re:what i would say by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      It's personal responsibility. You go unannounced into a strangers house - ESPECIALLY after dark, and there's a very good chance that you're not coming back out. If you put yourself in that position then you have to live (or die) with the consequences.

      Good ol' "Personal Responsibility". Funny how it always applies to the other guy.

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      I am not a crackpot.
    196. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Did you not see the part where I said you should keep the kids rooms close to your own so you can grab them in the event that someone is in your house?

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    197. Re:what i would say by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, unless they have the document that you signed your name onto, or a court order naming you specifically , they **DON'T** have documentation that proves that you owe anything. Credit reports do not count on this one- which is what most of the "collectors" use for the basis of their claims that you do owe and how much.

      You might owe the money.
      You might not.

      But if they don't have the proper papers, if you tell them to go pound sand for that reason and they don't, they're liable to you for at least $1000 per incident per the FDCPA. Moreover, you don't owe them, you owe the original creditor the money- and the original creditor has, more often than not, officially written off the debt by the point a collector gets involved. At that point, if you pay the "collection agency" most of them just pocket whatever you pay them and claim to clean up your credit entry for the item they "collected"- which they never actually do.

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    198. Re:what i would say by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Let me start off by saying, brandishing a weapon of any kind is usually a very bad idea. Most encounters can be defused, but once a weapon is introduced the instinctual "fight or flight (flee)" behavior kicks in and it usually doesn't end well...

      Actually firing that weapon at someone in much of anything other than the defense of your life = murder or attempted murder. You haven't the right to respond to misdemeanors with deadly force.

      You'd be surprised. Check this page out for Alabama http://www.legislature.state.al.us/CodeofAlabama/1975/13A-3-23.htm.

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    199. Re:what i would say by Rufus+Xavier · · Score: 1

      I love when telemarketers ask: "May I speak to Mr. Smith?" I just reply: "No you may not" Most times the caller is perplexed and says thank you and hangs up.

    200. Re:what i would say by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      and a private collection company would either drop it or be shut down out of business by the courts

      Are you even slightly aware of the shit private collection companies get away with and continue to operate? Can you find even one documented case of a collection company being shut down out of business by the courts?

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      If libertarians are so opposed to effective government, why don't they all move to Somalia?
    201. Re:what i would say by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      Sending them an FDCPA notice via certified mail will typically stop them dead in their tracks if you can get a mailing address out of the scumbags. Most of the places know you're meaning business and unless they really do have more than just an account number, name, and amount, it'll cost them more than they really want to spend "collecting" the money.

      Put up the slightest bit of real resistance with the threat of taking them to court instead of the other way around (make SURE you're in the clear on this one- they can sue you if you do owe the money...) and they usually give up.

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      I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a Citizen of the State of Texas
    202. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I tried all that. It didn't work for me, when 'MCI' collectors kept calling on my brand new AT&T cell phone for somebody I never heard of... they also wouldn't give me their name and address (just 'MCI')... I ended up getting rid of the phone to stop it.

    203. Re:what i would say by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      then you get to play debt collector with them.

      ... and that's a whole different issue. Just because you've won a judgement against somebody in SCC doesn't mean they will ever pay you.

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      If libertarians are so opposed to effective government, why don't they all move to Somalia?
    204. Re:what i would say by secretcurse · · Score: 1

      As has been pointed out countless times in this thread already, it's not extortion. It's a violation of the Fair Debt Collections and Practices Act. Any company in violation gets hit for $1,000 per violation.

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    205. Re:what i would say by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Absolutely it is. Killing a thief on your property, in the act, is morally acceptable. It's a perfectly civilized act in response to the uncivilized act of the thief.

      So cutting a thief's hand off is uncivilized, but lynching them is all right?

      Feel free to use deadly force if you believe your life, or someone else's life, is being endangered by the intruder, but once they're fleeing (whether with or without stolen property), you have no right to kill them.

    206. Re:what i would say by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      That's always what the crazy stories leave out.

      Someone who hits someone, anyone, with a baseball bat enough to injure them should, in fact, be arrested, which simply means 'detained by the police'. "Hey, you hit this guy with a baseball bat, feel free to wander off."

      Strictly speaking, at a crime scene, everyone is usually under arrest until the police sort out what happened. Even then, you're a material witness and they can legally detain (aka, arrest) you until you give them the story of what happened.

      This is because people do not understand what 'arrest' means. An arrest is the police's power to physical prevent people from leaving somewhere. That's it. It is not, in any way, asserting they have committed a crime, although that is often the reason for it.

      People who hit trespassers with weapons should not, however, be charged with anything and should be quickly released. As they usually are.

      And, it's especially fun to hear people talk about what people were 'sued' over, especially if they're in favor of some sort of tort reform. I have to point out that tort reform would not and could not keep anyone from suing anyone for any reason whatsoever. It is not legally possible, nor is it slightly a good idea, to keep people from filing lawsuits.

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    207. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hollowpoints work well in these situations. Preferably .40 cal or larger. The last thing you want is your intruder to survive and sue you.

    208. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      When it comes right down to it, willful trespassing (as in, you have been instructed to depart and refuse to do so) is a kind of assault, it in fact represents a threat to your life and liberty.

      How does someone standing on your front porch represent a threat to your life and liberty? Pretend I'm in the grand jury reviewing your actions and explain to me why a reasonable person (that's the standard in most states) would have feared for their life in the situation that you faced.

      People die in fistfights every day, arguments escalate into those fistfights every day, and I am not willing to get into one. I am far more willing to spray someone's obviously malfunctioning grey matter across my landscape.

      In my state you'd go to jail if your sprayed their gray matter across your landscape to avoid a fist fight. The only way you'd get away with it is if you could make the case that such a disparity of force existed that you feared for your life in the fistfight. A 110 pound female facing a 300 pound male could justify shooting him to avoid the fistfight. A male facing another male who is roughly his equal in size and weight is not going to be able to make the same claim.

      The standard that I was taught before deadly force can be employed consists of ability, opportunity, jeopardy and preclusion:

      Ability: The actor has the means to creditably threaten your life. This could mean he has a gun, knife or has enough of a size advantage over you that a disparity of force exists.
      Opportunity: The actor is close enough to use these means against your person. Someone who is 15 yards away with a knife has ability but no opportunity.
      Jeopardy: Your life is actually in danger. My girlfriend who is slicing up onions has both ability (a knife) and opportunity (I'm close to her and my back is turned) but she's obviously not threatening me and thus I'm not in jeopardy.
      Preclusion: You've exhausted all options short of deadly force to avoid the situation. If you can run away from the actor at no risk to yourself then you are expected to do so. The standard here is a little bit different if you are on your own property (you aren't expected to retreat from your own house) or if the life of another is at risk (you don't have to abandon the woman being raped in the alleyway just because you can safely retreat) but the general idea is that deadly force is supposed to be a last resort.

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    209. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What debt collector shows up at your door anyways?

      My teacher (his name is John) for my Small Business Certificate used to be a debt collector. He was a small guy (about 5'5") and probably in contention for a Mister Puniverse title.

      He told us an interesting story about a huge truck driver (huge mountain of a man) who owed money (to someone ... have no idea who ... probably the people he bought the truck off). Anyway, numerous other debt collection agencies had had the contract to collect the money and had failed.
      John got the contract and turned up at the guys place. Told the guy who he was and what he had come for (the money). The guy promptly started threatening John and abusing him. Anyway, John just calmly told the guy he was coming back the next morning and expected the guy to have the money ready. The guy went and got a gun and started threatening to kill John if he ever came back (one of the reasons why the other debt collectors didn't full fill the contract).

      Next day, John turned up at the appointed time and knocked on the door. The truck driver answered the door and his jaw dropped. Apparently no other debt collector had ever called his bluff. He told John that he [John] had balls and went inside and got the money he owed.

      So, some debt collectors DO come around to peoples houses ...

    210. Re:what i would say by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Good ol' "Personal Responsibility". Funny how it always applies to the other guy.

      Not at all. It applies to everyone - we just differ on what that means. To me, if an unwanted intruder is discovered in your home, they are a threat, and it's the home owner's personal responsibility to eliminate that threat. That's not an uncommon sentiment, as evidenced by the simple fact that more and more states (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_Doctrine_in_the_United_States) are passing laws state that the owner of a property can use deadly force against an intruder in their home. My home IS my castle. It's where I'm supposed to feel and be safe at. Unfortunately that peace and safety must be maintained by the owner. Afterall, when seconds count, the police are only minutes away. I intend maintain the security of my home if anyone unwanted comes into my house.

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      "People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do."-Mark Twain
    211. Re:what i would say by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Um, yes, they will. In fact, they are legally required to in the case of nuisance calls. (Which are any calls you claim are nuisance.)

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    212. Re:what i would say by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      That car would not even exist if not for society, of which that guy is a part, like it or not.

      I already paid my dues to society via a thing called taxes.

      When you buy that car, or even drive that car, you're killing people.

      As is the thief. However if I worked to earn the money to buy it I put something into society; he only takes.

      All of this does not excuse theft, of course. But killing someone for stealing goods built on suffering is just typical capitalist arrogance and greed.

      No it isn't. It's called protecting my right to the fruits of my labour. If someone deprives me of them and he's effectively enslaving me for the time it took to earn the cost of them.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    213. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While the statement might be true, I really hope people don't read this and think it's a good idea. A gun should never, ever be brought to bear unless you fully intend on defending yourself and using it. People need to check their state laws on just exactly what is considered self defense and what is not.

    214. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good ol' "Personal Responsibility". Funny how it always applies to the other guy.

      Sir, if I could give you every mod point I now have and will every have, I would.

      Most concise insightful comment ever.

    215. Re:what i would say by sampson7 · · Score: 1

      Maybe a silly question, but how do you record a call? I mean, I have recorded lines on the trading desk at work, but short of that.... hold up a small mic to the phone? Does that actually work?

    216. Re:what i would say by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute. How can they assert that I have failed to pay a debt to them if they're refusing my fucking mail, which for all they know could contain a check to them?

      Seriously, no, collect agencies can't refuse certified mail like that. People do, indeed, send them checks that way, usually if they're paying a large amount and want to make sure the collection agencies admits it got there by a certain day.

      Refusing to accept certified mail would result in people who have interest-bearing accounts having a field day in court: 'I suspected they were taking a few extra days to file my payment, making sure I got hit with more interest. Sometimes I suspect they'd pretend the mail server 'lost' my payment entirely, and destroyed my check, so they could charge me more as I rushed another check to them. So I sent one payment certified to see exactly when it arrived. They didn't even accept it, sending it back to me, making me pay even more interest to mail it back using standard mail. The post office states someone refused to sign for it. Ergo, I'd like the judge to dismiss all interest whatsoever on this, and to cut the debt in half because of their malicious failure to accept my payments.'

      Likewise, collection agencies are, of course, often involved in legal proceedings to try to collect a debt. I can just see what happens when they refuse to accept certified mail from an opposing council. The judge will crucify them.

      Seriously, your 'knowledge' that collection services don't accept certified mail is bogus. In fact, no business gets away with refusing to accept certified mail...that's something only individuals do.

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    217. Re:what i would say by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      That was, of course, direct to the post above it, which has apparently vanished, not to the post it was attached to. Sorry.

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    218. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Texas, a fairly gun-friendly state, "brandishing" is considered use of deadly force, whether or not you ever pull the trigger. Brandishing means that you're using the weapon in a threatening manner - you've already shown your intent. A pistol in a holster on your hip is not brandishing nor threatening (under the law). Once you clear leather, you've already committed to deadly force. If the situation didn't warrant it, you're on the hook for whatever charges are appropriate. The laws vary depending on the conditions under which you're carrying the weapon, i.e. the requirements and laws are different if you're carrying openly on your private property or carrying concealed with a license in a public place.

    219. Re:what i would say by sublimemm · · Score: 1

      How many points for forwarding them on to someone with the exact same name as you in the same city... poor guy :)

    220. Re:what i would say by Quirkz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gotta love people who essentially call the cops on themselves.

      I was helping a friend move once, and she clipped the bumper of an illegally parked car (too close to the corner, in front of a fire hydrant) with her moving truck. The owner of the car insisted on calling the cops. They showed up, gave him a ticket for being parked illegally, and another ticket for having let his insurance lapse when they looked that up, too.

    221. Re:what i would say by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Go talk to someone who has actually had to take a human life

      The point you missed is that a drunken person entering a stranger's house, and getting shot, is committing suicide - just as surely as the DUI driver who runs into my car and dies is committing suicide. I'm sorry but I feel no guilt in either case. You foolishly commit suicidal acts, then the blame is on yourself, not me.

      Also:

      I think we tend to forget the life is ephemeral. Is it sad when a DUI driver runs into a pole and kills himself, or a drunk teenager commits suicide? Absolutely. But in 100 years we are ALL going to be dead, whether by suicide or by natural causes. We will all be wormfood. So in the grand scheme of the universe - nothing has changed. The DUI driver or suicidal teen simply got to their graves a little faster than the rest of us.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    222. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they call my job, I will tell them I am not to receive calls at work. They must stop calling then, or I will enjoy a juicy court settlement.

      If they call my boss and ask for anything except me, I will again enjoy a juicy court settlement.

      If they call my family more than once, and ask for anything except me, see the above.

      If they show up at my door, the above plus the enjoyment of watching the police charge them with trespass, harassment, and other crimes.

      Of course, the first time they call, I will write a registered letter requesting they cease and desist contact with me until they mail me proof of their allegations. Ignorance of this = juicy something or other.

      If I receive proof (which they would have to have fabricated) I will send another cease and desist contact letter requesting they settle the matter in court. Ignorance? Juicy!

      If I end up in court, I will win hands down. I might be able to sue them for a frivolous lawsuit, but my willingness to do that depends on how well the followed the above laws.

    223. Re:what i would say by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      You call your state's AG office, and report them, because all of those things are illegal to do when attempting to collect a debt. And yes, it shuts them up real quick, because I've done just that.

    224. Re:what i would say by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>What if it was your 15 year old kid getting drunk for the first time? How would you feel then?

      First-off I wouldn't blame the homeowner, anymore than I'd blame the driver of a car if my kid ran-out in front of said car. It's the kid's fault. He basically committed suicide. Second I'd remind myself my kid's going to die anyway, whether its age 15 or 80..... ALL our children will eventually wind-up dead. Ys even your cute little girl will eventually breath her last breath. It's a basic fact of life. You live; you die.

      I'd certainly be sad that he died so young, but I would see him again in the place where no shadows fall, so really it's a temporary loss, not a permanent one.

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    225. Re:what i would say by irinotecan · · Score: 1

      Um, don't you want to send them to the FTC? The FCC gives out fines for saying naughty words on the TV and radio, they don't deal with spammers & scammers...

    226. Re:what i would say by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I already paid my dues to society via a thing called taxes.

      Paying taxes means funding American imperialism. Granted, they force you into it.

      However if I worked to earn the money to buy it I put something into society; he only takes.

      And yet society helped to create him, indicating a desire for more of that kind of individual. Yes, people have to take responsibility for their own actions. But if you can stop him from stealing your car without killing him, I think you're justified.

      It's called protecting my right to the fruits of my labour. If someone deprives me of them and he's effectively enslaving me for the time it took to earn the cost of them.

      I don't fully disagree. I would simply prefer to see some alternative attempted before the spraying of lead. Once they represent a direct threat, fire away. You have to draw the line somewhere. That's where I draw it. All of this is only my opinion, like everything else :P

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    227. Re:what i would say by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      One time a lawyer left a long message on the machine for them trying to get them to call her before court the following day (where I assume she got a default judgement, since I doubt they knew or cared about it).

      Or more than likely, it was the collection agency lying and trying to scare you into paying.

    228. Re:what i would say by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Best lawyer wins. A good lawyer can prove anything they need to.

      Nope, a laywer can only do so much when they have no proof.

      Using force only helps them convince others you are guilty of something.

      Of what? Removing a trespasser from your own property? I'm tired of this logic; sometimes force is acceptable and called for.

    229. Re:what i would say by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Protecting property is hardly justification for risking someone's life, thief or no thief

      With that view we would devolve into an anarchist society, because the thieves know there will be no consequences for their actions. They can just steal cars left-and-right, and the homeowners won't be able to stop them (for fear of being arrested, as happened to my local citizen). Thieves would be the new power while the rest of us cower behind our closed doors. That's anarchy.

      BTW it's not "just property":

      A car is worth about 20,000 dollars which is around 2000 hours worth of labor on the typical American job. So the thief has stolen a year of somebody's life and/or labor. If an employer made you work for a year, and then withheld paying your salary, I bet you'd bitch about it. But if a thief does the same, steals a year's worth of salary, then it's okay to just let him drive off??? Yeah right.

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    230. Re:what i would say by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      And did your sister get a ticket? Illegally parked or not, she hit a parked car. Not that I think she should have gotten one, but that's how things usually wind up.

    231. Re:what i would say by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Yay you know what, I don't feel bad at all for that kid. He chose to do something illegal and which he couldn't handle, and sometimes when you fuck up the consequences are pretty harsh.

      My attitude is that I'm going to retreat to a defensible location within my home and call the police.

      Ya I'm sure that will work real well as they shoot up your house, or decide to burn it down with you in it.

    232. Re:what i would say by Abreu · · Score: 1

      Its the second time you respond with the same copy/paste post.

      Does this mean I now have my own personal troll? How cute!

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    233. Re:what i would say by Kozz · · Score: 1

      My wife told me a story about her girlfriend who took on some debt agreement (for a washer/dryer set) with a questionable company. When they were 3 days behind on a payment (yep, just 3 days) a guy drove to their home and parked his car across the end of their driveway demanding money. They were, at that moment, getting in the car to go someplace and he was physically preventing them from doing so, demanding his company be paid.

      It's clear there are some ruthless d-bags out there working for finance/collection companies. How I would have loved to be there when he'd shown up. I sure would have made an effort to scare him out of his shorts for EVER pulling that kind of crap. I wonder how he likes police and lawyers (and an unspoken but all-too-clear threat of violence)?

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    234. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *shrug* it's probably illegal to block the end of someone's drive. Also, if they were led to believe that he was going to prevent them from leaving then he'd been falsely imprisoning them. Call the police. Always call the police in that situation.

    235. Re:what i would say by taustin · · Score: 1

      Then they have committed enough violations of the Fair Debt Collections Act to be worth going after them for the statutory damages.

      If they show up at your door, call the cops. End of story.

      But they won't. Ever. Nor will they sue you. Ever. Collections people who routinely break the law (and most of them do) know they do so, and know if they actually file a lawsuit to try to collect even a legitimate debt, they'll end up owing more for FDCPA violations than they're trying to collect. In many cases, whoever shows up to represent them might end up in prison for their crimes.

      I don't understand why people are so afraid of debt collectors. They're helpless, and useless. Even when they're pursuing a real, legitimate debt, they routinely break the law. I had one outfit try to forge checks against my bank account, then threaten to have me arrested when their forged checks bounced (because, being morons, they told me in advance they were going to do this). From that point on, they becase The Elmer Fudd Collection Agency, lost in the woods, hunting wabbit. They tried harassing me at work, until my boss called them retarded, and I told them to sue me. "You want us to sue you?" "Yes, I want you to sue me. Because then, your actions will be supervised by the judge. You will never see a penny of my money unless you sue me." And that was a legitimate debt I wanted to pay, but they made it literally impossible to collect from me.

    236. Re:what i would say by taustin · · Score: 1

      A quick search at Google will give you a list of "test" credit card numbers, used by programmers testing their software and such. Some of them will actually return "approved" results with an authorization number.

    237. Re:what i would say by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

      Radio Shack used to sell a suction cup mic to attach to the ear end of the handset it was then plugged into a casset recorder. However, you probably will not need it as once you tell them you are not the right person and they know the conversation is being recorded they will hang up.

    238. Re:what i would say by pleappleappleap · · Score: 1

      If I brandished my firearm and they refused to leave, I'd kneecap him and then call the police.

    239. Re:what i would say by taustin · · Score: 1

      Right. And then the criminal sues you because you broke his arm or leg or whatever, as is happening with a local Pennsylvanian who hit a thief with a bat, to stop him from stealing his truck. The police arrested the homeowner, and the criminal is suing for medical expenses.

      In most states, there are laws saying that one cannot proft from committing a crime. This means that they can't sue you, or rather, they can, but they can't collect any judgement. In California, for instance, if they sue and win, any money collected from the judgement is automatically sent to the Victim's Restitution Fund. Before the attorney's fees are taken out. Makes it damned hard to find a lawyer willing to work on a percentage.

      If this isn't the case in your state, move to a more civilized place.

    240. Re:what i would say by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      What if it was your 15 year old kid getting drunk for the first time? How would you feel then?

      Stop with the crybaby arguements. Personally, if it were my kid, I'd be mad at myself for not raising him with more sense.

      You would be able to tell someone that it was OK for them to kill this kid that you had spent (wasted) 15 years of your life raising.

      So the father had nothing good with the 15 years of the kids life already lived? It's not worth it at all, even if you lose the kid? Wow, sounds pretty cold hearted to me.

      That his stupid mistake (no malice, no damage done) was worth him losing his life over.

      Harm was done; home invasion is not a trivial thing. I'd also like to ask, was drinking so much he didn't even know where he was worth losing his life over?

      I have made a lot of similarly stupid mistakes in my life (though never what that kid did), and I am glad that I did not have cold-hearted bastards like you in my neighborhood.

      What, like breaking into someone's house? Sorry, being a kid is not a blanket excuse for being irresponsible.

      It is people like you that provide the arguments for gun control. Complete disregard for human life. Because you own a gun, the first solution you think of for any problem is to shoot now and ask questions later. It is legal to kill him, so that is what I will do. I don't think that we need a "right" to bear arms. It should be a privilege for people who have shown they will use them responsibly.

      People like YOU are the reason entire families are tied up with phone cord while their house is robbed, and thank god nothing WORSE happened.

      http://www.longislandpress.com/2009/08/14/family-tied-up-during-armed-home-invasion-burglary/

      And yes, you know what, breaking into my house IS threatening me, my family and my property. There is NO EXCUSE for breakins, so yes, shot the fuckers doing it, and I bet if MORE people were like that, home invasions would end.

      I also am a black belt in karate. One of the most important things that I was taught was how to control a situation and not escalate it. To use the appropriate level of force. That is important, though, because if I do attack someone, I can be charged with "assault with a deadly weapon" because of the black belt. But I am more interested in resolving situations in a way that works out the best for everyone than being able to point at a dead body and say "It was legal for me to kill him". I DO have a conscience and would feel bad about killing anyone, especially a defenseless kid.

      Sounds like you've been watching too many movies. Shooting someone where they stand isn't escalating the sitution, its ENDING it. I'm glad you think you're such a badass, but lets see what happens when someone breaks into YOUR house at night when they are likely to be armed to. Got any fancy karate chop to stop a bullet going through your head?

    241. Re:what i would say by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Just want to point out that, without property rights (including the right to defend your property from being taken from you), you don't have any other rights.

    242. Re:what i would say by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      The discussion at hand relates to a debt collector who refuses to leave your property when asked. Nobody said anything about him becoming violent or anything of that nature.

      Personally, the fact that he showed up at your house at all is physically threatening, and thus violent. If they have a legitimate debt, there's no reason to show up at someone's house when they can simply file a lawsuit. The whole reason they ARE showing up is to threaten and intimidate you into paying.

    243. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "he says he's not here"

    244. Re:what i would say by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      The guy is doing time in prison because he had to "warn the attacker that he is going to shoot, then shoot in to the air".

      Over here, having the gun in your hand is warning enough, and shooting in the air is a misdemeanor, I think. You're only supposed to shoot the target.

      calling for proportional response just isn't fair for the defender because he doesn't have time to prepare the "proportional" weapon and many times that is just impossible.

      All your examples are proportional: all it means is that you don't shoot someone unless you are in imminent danger of life/serious injury.

      How am I with my 62kg and some arcane knowledge of taekwon-do going to suddenly defend against 90+kg guy with only my bare hands and legs?

      With a gun or knife. Tae Kwon Do is a sport.

      I mean, the theory is so full of holes you could drive aircraft carrier through them.

      It's not a theory, it's a doctrine.

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    245. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind that collection calls are not illegal. If you have no knowledge of the person they are asking for you may tell the collector that you would like the collection calls to stop. If the calls continue, you may want to ask to speak to a supervisor or compliance manager. If you have requested that the collection calls stop and the collectors continue to call, you may contact the Federal Trade Commission to file a complaint. Contact the Federal Trade Commission at 1-877-382-4357 or file online at The Federal Trade Commission.

      I guess you've never been received collection calls. They'd hang up before I could request anything. I finally figured out the trick. Don't admit the person they want isn't there. Saying I'd never heard of the person before always lead to a "click" before I could even find out who was calling, over and over and over and over and over.

    246. Re:what i would say by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      How does someone standing on your front porch represent a threat to your life and liberty? Pretend I'm in the grand jury reviewing your actions and explain to me why a reasonable person (that's the standard in most states) would have feared for their life in the situation that you faced.

      1. The person has no right to see me face to face regarding the debt, outside of court that is. What component is there in a face to face meeting that's not over the phone or via mail? The threat of physical violence. The very fact they showed up on my door instead of filing a lawsuit proves they are trying to use physical violence as a threat.
      2. When you tell someone to leave, they MUST leave. The fact that they refuse to is also threatening. What valid reason do they have for refusing your request for them to leave your property? Again, they don't want to because that removes their threat of physical violence.

      A male facing another male who is roughly his equal in size and weight is not going to be able to make the same claim.

      Bull. You also assume both men also posses the same fighting skills. You also seem to think that the outcome of a fight is known before both parties begin. For some reason, you also seem to believe that letting yourself get beat up is just fine and dandy. Personally, if I am in a fight, I'd rather have an absolute advantage, because I wouldn't want to risk losing.

      Ability: The actor has the means to creditably threaten your life. This could mean he has a gun, knife or has enough of a size advantage over you that a disparity of force exists.

      Huh? No smaller man ever killed a larger, stronger man with his bare fists? You're delusional.

      Opportunity: The actor is close enough to use these means against your person. Someone who is 15 yards away with a knife has ability but no opportunity.

      Oh, because there's a magical force preventing said person from moving closer. Do you think its ok to draw a knife on someone, even if a bit out of range?

      Jeopardy: Your life is actually in danger. My girlfriend who is slicing up onions has both ability (a knife) and opportunity (I'm close to her and my back is turned) but she's obviously not threatening me and thus I'm not in jeopardy.

      Yet some stranger I don't know who shows up at my door, well I can't really be sure what his intent is... especially since he SHOULD be filing a lawsuit, not confronting me directly.

      Preclusion: You've exhausted all options short of deadly force to avoid the situation. If you can run away from the actor at no risk to yourself then you are expected to do so. The standard here is a little bit different if you are on your own property (you aren't expected to retreat from your own house) or if the life of another is at risk (you don't have to abandon the woman being raped in the alleyway just because you can safely retreat) but the general idea is that deadly force is supposed to be a last resort.

      Why should I have to run from someone who is theatening me? Why SHOULDN'T such a person not be shot on site?

      You're crying so much about the poor poor person who is THREATENING another that you think they should have no rights? People like you make me sick.

    247. Re:what i would say by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 1

      Have them arrested,
      Sue them,
      Profit.

    248. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and when they laugh, say ok, and don't bother you, but two years later you try to buy a house and can't? I had to pay a $300 charge that I had disputed over ten years before that way. I didn't think they could hang on to bad claims that long, I didn't think it was still open, and apparently it was guilty until proven innocent. I no longer had the paperwork, and arguing it would have taken weeks and lost me the house. All the paperwork was done but the bank wouldn't actually hand over the check until it was cleared. What do you do? Reality is you have to pay, regardless of the truth.

    249. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahahahahaha. that made me spit coffee.

    250. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when they keep calling you at your job, and insist on speaking to your boss, and call your family, and eventually physically show up at your door, what then?

      Then you send them a cease and desist order as provided for by the FDCPA (fair debt collection practices act). If they are stupid enough to continue collection efforts after receiving it then you file suit against them in Federal court and collect $1,000 for each violation. They'll soon stop calling you when they realize that each phone call is going to cost them a thousand bucks.

      I had someone bothering me a few years back (late 90s) over someone with a similar name. I repeatedly explained that I was not that person, and generally the person I was speaking with would eventually be sympathetic and claim to understand and promise that the phone calls would stop (they were all coming from the same agency), but of course, they didn't. Eventually I stopped being polite and threatened that if they continued the harassment I would call the police. The next time I reminded them that I had told them that the next time I would call the police, but I said I'd be kind and give them one last chance. The next time I just told them that I was calling the police, and I did.

      I hadn't heard of the FDCPA (and maybe it didn't exist then), and I was somewhat skeptical that calling the police would work, but they took a bunch of information from me (I had started documenting the calls a while back), and I assume they must have gotten in touch with the agency, because that was the last I heard from them. I was actually pretty shocked. Perhaps the only positive experience I've ever had with the police.

    251. Re:what i would say by ultranova · · Score: 1

      This is not a civilized society when thieves are protected while homeowners trying to protect their homes/cars/yards are jailed and later sued. A civilized society doesn't take the view that homeowners should just quietly hide, while the thief drives-off with the car or other personal possessions. That's an anarchist society.

      Actually, one of the core concepts of civilization is that people only use force to protect themselves or others in an emergency (which means someone's about to get killed/raped/otherwise seriously hurt, not that your car's about to be stolen), and otherwise outsource it to professional law enforcers. Failure to stick to this principle tends to leave to blood feuds, if you kill the thief and his friends and/or family decide to take vengeance. It also leads to the law of the jungle, when those with powerful associates can act with impunity while those with weak ones are basically unprotected.

      Civilization means that you don't club people, even if you think they deserve that. Your fellow citizen forgot that and was rightly arrested for taking law into his own hands without it being mandated by an emergency. In a civilized society, the thief receives punishment for stealing a car and the other guy receives punishment for assault.

      You don't have to like this; however, if you don't, but would rather that people could use violence to stop or punish criminals, then it's you who's pushing for anarchy.

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    252. Re:what i would say by Toonol · · Score: 1

      I'd feel terrible sadness that my son was gone. But why would I blame the homeowner? My son would have been the one at fault.

      FEELINGS don't allow you to blame whoever you want to blame. In that case, my son would have been to blame for his own death, no matter how sad or unfair his death was... just like if he had drowned in a neighbor's swimming pool.

    253. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone comes wandering into my house unannounced and uninvited at night and they're dead - simple as that.

      I wonder if your comment could ever be used against you in court if you did actually shoot someone and tried to claim "self-defense"?

    254. Re:what i would say by syousef · · Score: 1

      I'd never actually do what you suggested of course, but thank you for making me laugh so hard I cried. That was a fantastic mental image you evoked!

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    255. Re:what i would say by gwayne · · Score: 1

      You wake up in the middle of the night, finding a stranger in your home. You're half asleep and your family is distributed throughout the house. It is dark and you have no idea what the intentions of this person are. You MUST believe this his intentions are to harm you and/or your family and you must act accordingly. If you call out to him or turn on a light or flashlight, he could shoot you and then do God knows what to your family. I do not advocate shooting first -- it could be your spouse or God forbid one of your own children, but you have NO control over this situation. You claim that gun proponents don't value human life (think of the poor defenseless criminals), but can you honestly believe that an intruder values yours or your family's lives?

    256. Re:what i would say by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      The theme that seems to run through the various conditions in 13A-3-23 is that the guy you shoot has to be in the middle of commiting a violent felony in order for you to claim it wasn't murder.

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    257. Re:what i would say by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      In my state (of mind), I use a shovel to keep them on my property.

      On, or under?

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    258. Re:what i would say by hardwarefreak · · Score: 1

      Despite all my efforts, I just can't seem to get a Funny mod. Stolen from me again. I guess now I know what it feels like to be Pauly Shore.

    259. Re:what i would say by S7urm · · Score: 1

      And I bet your the same person that would piss and moan that someone had the audacity to collect welfare. Those "scumbags" have at one point had my lovely wife amongst their ranks (not debt collection but telemarketing) and I tell you what you frickin asshat, that job paid the bills, and that was ALL it did. Those people need to feed and care for the ones they love just as much as you do douchebag, so try putting three seconds of thought into the assinine comments you spew before you mentally vomit on my monitor again.

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    260. Re:what i would say by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      I wonder if your comment could ever be used against you in court if you did actually shoot someone and tried to claim "self-defense"?

      A claim of self defense isn't required in your residence for any state with castle doctrine laws in place. If an intruder is in your home your are allowed use of deadly force to "end the intrusion".

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    261. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just call the cops for trespassing after warning them off.

    262. Re:what i would say by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Nope, a laywer can only do so much when they have no proof.

      You'd be supprised the kinds of proof they can drag up. Character assassination for one.

      Of what?

      Does it matter, by being violent you've proven that you are the unreasonable party, the debt collectors were "just doing their jobs when they were assaulted by this person".

      I'm tired of this logic

      You may tire of logic but the courts do not and this is a good thing.

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    263. Re:what i would say by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Not when it's a government outside of the jurisdiction of the US government that's doing it...

    264. Re:what i would say by The+Rizz · · Score: 1

      You typically won't get a ticket for an honest accident unless you were driving unsafely. Having to deal with your insurance company is usually punishment enough...

    265. Re:what i would say by The+Rizz · · Score: 1

      Brandishing isn't deadly force. Shooting them is.

      Use your brain you fucking moron. What are you going to do if you "brandish" it and they call your bluff and still refuse to leave?

      Back slowly into the house. Lock the door. Shoot them if they try to enter. Call the police.

      Worse yet, what are you going to do if they make a grab for it? Shoot them? Have fun explaining to the jury why you escalated the situation to one of life and death when your life wasn't in danger to begin with.

      You typically don't "brandish" a gun at someone if they're within arm's reach of you. Personally, If I aimed a gun at someone, and they still ran at / attacked me , you can bet your ass that I'd fire. If they're crazy enough to charge a man with a loaded weapon pointed at their head, they're crazy enough to make me fear for my life.

    266. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speeding shouldn't be necessary at all. Once someone is exceeding the posted limit, they have waived any rights to safety they might have had. To give the criminal rights while they are traveling even 1 mile per hour over the limit is to remove all rights from everyone else on the road. That is not just.

    267. Re:what i would say by sribe · · Score: 1

      Worse yet, what are you going to do if they make a grab for it? Shoot them?

      Hell yes! Same thing goes for any trespasser who refuses to leave my property when instructed to do so!

    268. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the state, you arrogant twat. In Virginia, for example, brandishing a deadly weapon will get you charged with assault unless there is the mitigating circumstances of defense of self or othes.

    269. Re:what i would say by The+Rizz · · Score: 1

      then you get to play debt collector with them.

      ... and that's a whole different issue. Just because you've won a judgement against somebody in SCC doesn't mean they will ever pay you.

      So send some debt collectors after them. There's a good chance that by this point you will even have the contact information of a collection agency local to the area...

    270. Re:what i would say by The+Rizz · · Score: 1

      Alternatively, tell them the person they're looking for is dead.

       

      (...for added points add something along the lines of, "and my whore of a wife is next!")

    271. Re:what i would say by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      I would sue the shit of them under the FDCPA and win.

      Seriously, all you need to do with any collection agency that is dunning you for a bill you don't owe is tell them you want a copy of the bill delivered to you as required under the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act. When you receive the bill, you send the agency registered letter detailing why you aren't this person. Ignore them after that, until they piss you. If they continue to hound you, hire a lawyer, and own them. You will win, though you may not win much.

      Collection agencies are in this for the money, and they are fairly smart about figuring out what a dry hole is when presented with reasonable evidence. They are also very aware of what they can't do under the FDCPA, and back down pretty quickly if you follow the rules as described here. In your letter, cite the act.

      I work with credit agencies as part of my job.

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    272. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I was helping a friend move once, and she clipped the bumper of an illegally parked car (too close to the corner, in front of a fire hydrant) with her moving truck. The owner of the car insisted on calling the cops. They showed up, gave him a ticket for being parked illegally, and another ticket for having let his insurance lapse when they looked that up, too.

      I can beat that. Back in my college drinking says we all used to hang out on this one particular street in town that's filled with college bars and drunk undergrads. Across the street is a parking garbage. I'm leaving there one night and this car comes at us the wrong way and blocks the exit. The owner starts to yell at us and insists that we are going the wrong way and need to turn around.

      I point out to him the signs showing the proper directions but he isn't interested in looking at those and yells at us to move. He then threatens to go get the cops if we don't move. While making this threat he slurs every other word. I tell him "Ok, go get the cops then" after which a friend of his does exactly that. The police arrive, inform him that he's driving the wrong way and then ask him how much he's had to drink. A few minutes later he's in cuffs and the backseat of a patrol car.

      The fucking genius got himself charged with DWI.

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    273. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      1. The person has no right to see me face to face regarding the debt, outside of court that is. What component is there in a face to face meeting that's not over the phone or via mail? The threat of physical violence. The very fact they showed up on my door instead of filing a lawsuit proves they are trying to use physical violence as a threat.

      No, it proves they want to talk to you face to face. Talking is not the same as using physical violence.

      When you tell someone to leave, they MUST leave. The fact that they refuse to is also threatening. What valid reason do they have for refusing your request for them to leave your property? Again, they don't want to because that removes their threat of physical violence.

      Yes, they must leave. But just because they don't doesn't mean you get to blow them away absent any other indication of a threat.

      Bull. You also assume both men also posses the same fighting skills

      I assume nothing. I'm only relaying to you what the standard is in my state. If you pulled your gun here in response to a thrown punch you are almost certainly going to jail.

      Personally, if I am in a fight, I'd rather have an absolute advantage, because I wouldn't want to risk losing.

      Then carry pepper spray. Now you have a response that doesn't rise to the level of deadly force. This is a smart idea anyway it gives you a different response option for situations where a firearm isn't warranted or for those places (the Post Office) where you aren't allowed to carry one.

      Huh? No smaller man ever killed a larger, stronger man with his bare fists? You're delusional.

      No, again, I'm telling the standard that I learned. Why don't you stop with the insults and read what I'm writing?

      Oh, because there's a magical force preventing said person from moving closer. Do you think its ok to draw a knife on someone, even if a bit out of range?

      If they move closer then you can shoot them. You don't get to shoot someone who is 15 yards away with a knife. They aren't an imminent threat to you. And where the hell did I say that it was "ok" to draw a knife on someone? Stop putting words in my mouth.

      Yet some stranger I don't know who shows up at my door, well I can't really be sure what his intent is

      You don't get to preemptively shoot people because you "can't be sure" what their intent is. If they demonstrate they have intent to do you serious bodily harm and if they have the means to carry out that threat, then you can defend yourself with deadly force.

      Why should I have to run from someone who is theatening me? Why SHOULDN'T such a person not be shot on site?

      Again, I was only relaying to you the standard that I learned and how the use of deadly force is regulated in my state. In my state if you shot someone just because they refused to leave your porch you'd be going to jail. You can spin it any way you want but someone sitting on your porch is not threatening to take your life away from you.

      As for, why you should run? Personally, I'd run from them if able to safely do so just because I'm not eager to take a human life. If my back is to the wall and/or I can't retreat safely then I'll do whatever is necessary to ensure that I'm going home in one piece. If it's not, then I'd rather not have to live with myself after ending a human life.

      If that bit of reasoning doesn't move you, then consider it from a more practical standpoint. Lawyers cost lots of money. If you shoot someone then you are going to need one, even if you live in one of the castle doctrine states. If it goes as far as the grand jury your legal bills will be in the thousands of dollars. If it goes to trial they will be in the tens of thousands of dollars.

      You sure you re

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    274. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he had killed the thief, he'd be in the clear

    275. Re:what i would say by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Then carry pepper spray. Now you have a response that doesn't rise to the level of deadly force.

      Pepper spray (OC) doesn't work very well, and the stuff that does (CS) is not permissible to carry... at least in California, where I live. You're actually in better legal shape if you blow their fucking head off. Hooray for the body of law.

      You don't get to preemptively shoot people because you "can't be sure" what their intent is. If they demonstrate they have intent to do you serious bodily harm and if they have the means to carry out that threat, then you can defend yourself with deadly force.

      Someone who can attact the sympathy of a jury can certainly use the "I thought he had a gun" (or other weapon) defense. And all someone really has to do is come towards me while I'm holding a weapon and telling them to go away from me before I assume they have intent to engage me in combat.

      You sure you really want to shoot someone if you can walk away from the situation safely? This is an experience you really want to go through?

      Much of what is wrong with our world is that people commit gross offenses without consequences every day.

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    276. Re:what i would say by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      No, it proves they want to talk to you face to face. Talking is not the same as using physical violence.

      They can talk to me with letters or over the phone, there's no reason to actually show up.

      Yes, they must leave. But just because they don't doesn't mean you get to blow them away absent any other indication of a threat.

      I don't see why not, and I'll stand behind my assertion that their very presense is a threat. Otherwise, why show up?

      I assume nothing. I'm only relaying to you what the standard is in my state. If you pulled your gun here in response to a thrown punch you are almost certainly going to jail.

      So someone attacking you isn't a threat against your life? Pretty fucked up state if you ask me. How do you know they'll just hit once and stop? Are you willing to bet your life they will?

      If they move closer then you can shoot them. You don't get to shoot someone who is 15 yards away with a knife. They aren't an imminent threat to you. And where the hell did I say that it was "ok" to draw a knife on someone? Stop putting words in my mouth.

      You claim drawing a knife on someone, but from 15' away, isn't a threat. I really don't know what else you expect it to mean, so if you don't consider it a threat, it must be ok... b/c if there's no threat, there's no need to shoot in your mind.

      You don't get to preemptively shoot people because you "can't be sure" what their intent is. If they demonstrate they have intent to do you serious bodily harm and if they have the means to carry out that threat, then you can defend yourself with deadly force.

      Bull. Police get this exact same reason; they can shot if THEY feel threatened. That aren't sure of intent, they are only sure they feel threatened. The difference is police are trained, so we expect them to be cooler, but a normal citizen I'm willing to give more slack.

      Again, I was only relaying to you the standard that I learned and how the use of deadly force is regulated in my state. In my state if you shot someone just because they refused to leave your porch you'd be going to jail. You can spin it any way you want but someone sitting on your porch is not threatening to take your life away from you.

      Glad I don't live in your state. Sounds like an open inventation to someone who does want to do you harm, and apparently they fail to reconize your right to defend yourself.

      As for, why you should run? Personally, I'd run from them if able to safely do so just because I'm not eager to take a human life. If my back is to the wall and/or I can't retreat safely then I'll do whatever is necessary to ensure that I'm going home in one piece. If it's not, then I'd rather not have to live with myself after ending a human life.

      No, instead you'll be living in terror because you can't defend yourself and were chased out of your own home. Oh, and I'm not eager for it, but I'll have no problem with doing so if threatened.

      If that bit of reasoning doesn't move you, then consider it from a more practical standpoint. Lawyers cost lots of money. If you shoot someone then you are going to need one, even if you live in one of the castle doctrine states. If it goes as far as the grand jury your legal bills will be in the thousands of dollars. If it goes to trial they will be in the tens of thousands of dollars.

      Didn't read the article about the man in TX that shot someone robbing HIS NEIGHBORS house, did you? Not even sure it got to a grand jury.

      You sure you really want to shoot someone if you can walk away from the situation safely? This is an experience you really want to go through?

      You assume you can always get away. I don't. I also don't want some scumbag who broke into my house doing it to someone else. I'd rather not go through it, but if someone else forces me into that spot, I'll do what I need to.

      I'm not crying about them at all. I'm worried about my own soul. I've seen what happens to peopl

    277. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      You claim drawing a knife on someone, but from 15' away, isn't a threat.

      No, I claimed they aren't an imminent threat. Please explain to how someone 15 yards away with a knife can kill you before you can squeeze a trigger. There is no reason to shoot them unless they attempt to advance on you to use that knife or have friends who are approaching you.

      Bull. Police get this exact same reason; they can shot if THEY feel threatened.

      And the standard that they are held to is the same one that you will be held to. Would a reasonable person have felt threatened in that same situation? You still haven't explained why a reasonable person would fear for his life just because some asshat refused to leave his porch. Close the fucking door and call the cops. If they kick your door down then shoot them until they hit the ground or the slide locks open. I have no problem with that. I do have a serious problem with blowing someone away over simple trespass.

      No, instead you'll be living in terror because you can't defend yourself and were chased out of your own home.

      The duty to retreat in my state does not extend to one's own residence. You are free to defend your residence with deadly force when faced with the crimes of burglary or arson. You are not allowed to do so for simple trespass.

      Didn't read the article about the man in TX that shot someone robbing HIS NEIGHBORS house, did you? Not even sure it got to a grand jury.

      The last time I looked robbery != trespassing. Yes, it did get to grand jury and they declined to indict him. I seem to recall a recent interview where he said that he was torn up by the whole affair and now wishes he had never left his house. He interjected himself into a situation where no innocent human life was at risk (he knew the house was unoccupied) and had to kill two people to save himself. Now he gets to live with that for the rest of his life.

      You assume you can always get away.

      No, I made such assumption. You are again putting words into my mouth. Go back and read what I wrote again: "Personally, I'd run from them if able to safely do so just because I'm not eager to take a human life. If my back is to the wall and/or I can't retreat safely then I'll do whatever is necessary to ensure that I'm going home in one piece."

      I also don't want some scumbag who broke into my house doing it to someone else.

      I won't be chased out of my own house. There's a different standard in my state for defending the home and defending your person when out in the public space.

      I'd rather not go through it, but if someone else forces me into that spot, I'll do what I need to.

      I'll do what I need to do too, I'm just not going to blow someone away whose only crime is refusing to leave my porch. That's been the example all along and I'm still not convinced by your argument that such a person is an imminent threat to your life.

      Maybe you should grow up and face facts; not every human life is unique and valuable.

      There you go again. I never made any such claim. All I said was that I'm not going to take a human life unless it's the only way to save my own. I made no statement either way regarding the value or uniqueness of human life. Personally I could care less when some criminal scumbag earns himself a lead induced exit from this world. I'm just not going to be the one squeezing the trigger unless he was actually trying to take my life or the life of another.

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    278. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      And all someone really has to do is come towards me while I'm holding a weapon and telling them to go away from me before I assume they have intent to engage me in combat.

      Hence why I asked the original question several posts ago of why would you introduce a firearm into a situation where your life wasn't being threatened? The scenario was someone is on your porch and refuses to leave when asked. Do you pull out a gun and "encourage" them to leave or do you close the door and call the cops? If you pull out the gun they might leave or they might try to grab for it. If they make the grab for it then you have to shoot them to save yourself.

      I just don't think it's worth introducing a firearm into that situation. You've escalated a situation that didn't need to be escalated. Close the door and call the cops. If they bust your door down then by all means blow them away. Short of that, it's simply not worth it, IMHO.

      Much of what is wrong with our world is that people commit gross offenses without consequences every day.

      You'll brook no argument from me on this point. Violent criminals should receive life sentences with no chance of parole until they are too old and feeble to represent a threat. If you kill someone you should leave prison in a body bag. If you have a history of violence short of murder then you should forfeit all of your productive years and leave when your body is so broken down that you don't represent a threat to the rest of us.

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    279. Re:what i would say by operagost · · Score: 1
      (barely) Relevant to your sig:

      My father used to pass gas and blame it on imaginary animals. BRRRPPPP did you see that elephant run under my chair?

      "All right, dinner!... Oh, Lord, what happened in here?" "Mom, there's an elephant under Dad's chair." "Did you see it?" "No, but it lifted Dad up about two feet."

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    280. Re:what i would say by operagost · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well, I know someone who had that same attitude. He heard noises one night, saw a figure in his living room and opened fire. Guess who he shot? Some dumbass drunk high school student who thought he was crawling back into the open window at his parents house. Thankfully the kid lived, but can you imagine if he hadn't? Could you live with yourself if you killed someone who turned out not to be a threat to you?

      I own a few flashlights.

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    281. Re:what i would say by operagost · · Score: 1

      Only in an American society do you build a country with slavery, genocide and biological warfare and then have the gall to pretend that you have the moral high ground.

      Morality is a personal responsibility; what happened in the USA and the colonies is history and neither I nor the concept of the republican form of government is responsible. If you like straw men, then I can just hold up Somalia and the former Zaire as examples of why anarchy is a foolish ideology.

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    282. Re:what i would say by operagost · · Score: 1

      Parts are made by sweatshop labor in third world countries.

      This is the straw-man you inserted as the prop for your invalid argument.

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    283. Re:what i would say by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Hence why I asked the original question several posts ago of why would you introduce a firearm into a situation where your life wasn't being threatened? The scenario was someone is on your porch and refuses to leave when asked. Do you pull out a gun and "encourage" them to leave or do you close the door and call the cops?

      How's the view from atop your ivory tower? In many neighborhoods, it takes the cops hours to get there, if they come at all. When they do show up, they demand to come in and search your house. The police are not there to protect you. In most cases, they're not even there to help you.

      I just don't think it's worth introducing a firearm into that situation. You've escalated a situation that didn't need to be escalated. Close the door and call the cops. If they bust your door down then by all means blow them away.

      So now the standard is that I should let someone break down my door?

      Much of what is wrong with our world is that people commit gross offenses without consequences every day.

      You'll brook no argument from me on this point. Violent criminals should receive life sentences with no chance of parole until they are too old and feeble to represent a threat.

      Well, that's not really what I'm saying. What I'm saying is that it's no loss if I pull out a gun, and someone decides to act violently towards me anyway, and I perforate them. In that case, there is a net positive benefit to society. I don't want it to end this way! I want them to simply go away at the sight of the gun. In fact, I'd prefer not to pull it at all. But I'm not going to introduce it unless it is warranted. On the other hand, closing my door reduces my options. I don't want to fire through my door, for obvious reasons. But now I'm robbed of the ability to take a useful aimed shot. I have to wait however long for the police to arrive; where I live now it would take at least ten minutes even if they were highly motivated. Many people live where the police are even further away and even less motivated to show up until after the shooting is over. Your ideas on self-defense are noble, but naive, and not charmingly or disarmingly either.

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    284. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      How's the view from atop your ivory tower?

      Put a fork in it. I'm just trying to convey a point of view. If you don't want to hear it then stop responding.

      In many neighborhoods, it takes the cops hours to get there

      How is that remotely relevant when your life isn't in danger in the first place? If it takes them hours to get there then the debt collector will eventually get bored and leave. If he escalates the situation (kicks your door down, starts throwing stuff through the windows, pulls out a weapon, etc) then by all means defend yourself. Absent such escalation there's no reason at all to introduce a firearm into the equation.

      So now the standard is that I should let someone break down my door?

      No, the standard is that your life must be threatened before you employ deadly force. A reasonable person would believe that someone who kicked your door down was a threat to your life. A reasonable person is considerably less likely to believe that someone whose only crime is a refusal to leave your front porch represents such a threat.

      Your ideas on self-defense are noble, but naive, and not charmingly or disarmingly either.

      I'm being called naive? By someone who is advocating the introduction of deadly force into a situation that involves nothing more than simple trespass? That's rich.

      Have fun standing before the grand jury of your peers after you shoot someone for trespassing. Even if they clear you it's going to cost you tens of thousands of dollars in legal bills and will probably come with other consequences (loss of employment/livelihood, broken relationships, mental anguish, etc) as well.

      I've talked to numerous people who have had to defend themselves with deadly force. I've seen it in my own family when a relative of mine had to shoot an attempted rapist to save her own life. It took her years to come to terms with what she had to do. To hear armchair internet warriors casually speak about blowing away trespassers really makes my blood boil.

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    285. Re:what i would say by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      How's the view from atop your ivory tower?

      Put a fork in it. I'm just trying to convey a point of view. If you don't want to hear it then stop responding.

      Put a fork in it. I'm just trying to convey a point of view. If you don't want to hear it then stop responding.

      So now the standard is that I should let someone break down my door?

      No, the standard is that your life must be threatened before you employ deadly force.

      Holding a gun is not employing deadly force, until you pull the trigger. I don't think anyone has a right to argue about whether I have a right to or even whether I should hold a gun on my own property.

      I've talked to numerous people who have had to defend themselves with deadly force. I've seen it in my own family when a relative of mine had to shoot an attempted rapist to save her own life. It took her years to come to terms with what she had to do.

      I'm sorry about her upbringing, what does it have to do with me?

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    286. Re:what i would say by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Holding a gun is not employing deadly force, until you pull the trigger.

      No, you are just introducing the prospect of deadly force into a situation that didn't call for it.

      I don't think anyone has a right to argue about whether I have a right to or even whether I should hold a gun on my own property.

      I never said you didn't have the right. I only said that it's not a wise choice in the situation that was described above.

      I'm sorry about her upbringing, what does it have to do with me?

      Go fuck yourself.

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    287. Re:what i would say by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      No, I claimed they aren't an imminent threat. Please explain to how someone 15 yards away with a knife can kill you before you can squeeze a trigger. There is no reason to shoot them unless they attempt to advance on you to use that knife or have friends who are approaching you.

      Well, for one, they pulled a knife, and two, they aren't leaving even with a gun pointed at them. I guess you neve heard the saying "you don't put on a condom unless you plan to fuck," huh?

      And the standard that they are held to is the same one that you will be held to. Would a reasonable person have felt threatened in that same situation? You still haven't explained why a reasonable person would fear for his life just because some asshat refused to leave his porch. Close the fucking door and call the cops. If they kick your door down then shoot them until they hit the ground or the slide locks open. I have no problem with that. I do have a serious problem with blowing someone away over simple trespass.

      No, the standard is LOWER for your average citizen, as it should be. After all, I as a normal citizen haven't undergone extensive training on how to handle dangerous situtations. I'm not exposed to them often.

      You have not explained why I should have to cower and turn my back on someone who appeared on my property and refuses to leave. Why should a reasonable person NOT leave immediately when told, and more to the point, as my right to own and control my property, why should I have to depend on a third person to enforce what is really MY right?

      The duty to retreat in my state does not extend to one's own residence. You are free to defend your residence with deadly force when faced with the crimes of burglary or arson. You are not allowed to do so for simple trespass.

      Ahh... so someone can hold me hostage in my own home until the police show up? And they can come and go as they please to do so, so that I can't sleep at night sure that no one is going to try and break into my house?

      The last time I looked robbery != trespassing. Yes, it did get to grand jury and they declined to indict him. I seem to recall a recent interview where he said that he was torn up by the whole affair and now wishes he had never left his house. He interjected himself into a situation where no innocent human life was at risk (he knew the house was unoccupied) and had to kill two people to save himself. Now he gets to live with that for the rest of his life.

      Please provide a cite about your story aftermath claims.

      No, I made such assumption. You are again putting words into my mouth. Go back and read what I wrote again: "Personally, I'd run from them if able to safely do so just because I'm not eager to take a human life. If my back is to the wall and/or I can't retreat safely then I'll do whatever is necessary to ensure that I'm going home in one piece."

      If you had any reasoning skills, you'd know there's no way to be sure you can safely retreat. You're taking a risk by fleeing as well. So yes you are making assumptions.

      I won't be chased out of my own house. There's a different standard in my state for defending the home and defending your person when out in the public space.

      Sure you will. You wouldn't be able to live with yourself for taking a human life, remember?

      I'll do what I need to do too, I'm just not going to blow someone away whose only crime is refusing to leave my porch. That's been the example all along and I'm still not convinced by your argument that such a person is an imminent threat to your life.

      Sure it is... you don't know what their purpose is there. You never did explain to me why it would be ok for said person to show up in the first place. Maybe because you realize I'm right, that there is not legitimate reason, other than to be a threat? Just because someone leaves too doesn't mean they won't come back.

      There you go again. I never made any such claim. All I said was that I'm not going to t

    288. Re:what i would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What can happen if you get your family in the same room, call the police and wait with a weapon in hand? On the other hand, if you start hunting for the invader, you might:
      - Stumble into him around the corner, giving you only a split-second to make a life/death decision
      - Be ambushed
      - Hurt yourself in the dark
      - Make a bad shot in the dark, killing an innocent bystander (perhaps even a cop who saw the invader enter the house).

      You definitely will:
      - Leave your wife and children alone, at risk from a secondary invader
      - Put yourself in a worse position in front of a jury than if you don't display that kind of agression

      You are not the police, pretending that you are and acting like Dirty Harry is a good way to go to jail.

    289. Re:what i would say by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      No, you are just introducing the prospect of deadly force into a situation that didn't call for it.

      That is bullshit. All force is potentially deadly, that was my point. That you don't understand this is an epic failure.

      Go fuck yourself.

      Now look here, life is not sacred just because a man with a book says it is. I am not in favor of the death penalty, but I am even less in favor of feeling bad when ending the life of someone trying to do me harm. In any case, you said she was forced to take that action, but she had other options available to her. It's a shame she has to feel bad for doing the right thing, for which I blame her parents. If you don't agree with me, you're free to tell me to go fuck myself, but it's only going to make me feel more superior to you than I already do. If you want to modify my opinions, then you should try taking another tack. If you don't, then why bother? Just to advertise your failure to apprehend the true kernel of the situation?

      I just hope that if I should ever be in an equivalent situation, that I don't feel bad afterward. My upbringing was totally schizophrenic, so I probably would. I consider that a character flaw, and one which has helped lead to our current state of affairs.

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  2. Sue them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Harass me because they want me to pay them money that I don't owe them? That can't be legal.

  3. Names don't match by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

    They'd never get a judge to sign a lien or wage garnishment unless the SSN, name, and birthdate matched. Not to mention signatures on signed documents.

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    1. Re:Names don't match by FudRucker · · Score: 1

      also driver's license numbers, place of residence, place of birth, (the list can get bigger) they wont get far making unsubstantiated claims of debt

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    2. Re:Names don't match by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      They'd never get a judge to sign a lien or wage garnishment unless the SSN, name, and birthdate matched. Not to mention signatures on signed documents.

      Umm, they'd never be able to get a judge to do any of those things anyway unless they sued you and you lost. Judges don't have the power to order wage garnishment just because some credit card company hands them an account statement. The credit card company needs to sue you and win first.

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    3. Re:Names don't match by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      Woosh...

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  4. Why do "credit report agencies" have immunity? by IBitOBear · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The credit reporting agencies are redistributing negative information they _know_ is untrue. Why isn't this defamation or liable/slander (whichever is the written one)?

    It seems like the credit agencies have managed to get some sort of immunity to "it costs money to lie" principle.

    Where does this protection come from?

    I agree that it has nothing to do with the social security system, since the extra-national numbers don't actually match (it's the credit reporting system that is forcing the reporting entity to "pad" the number with leading zeros) and are completely out of their control.

    Like most of our problems in the U.S.A. there is a lack of accountability and personal and/or corporate responsibility at its core.

    Eventually someone is going to revolt against someone somewhere.

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    1. Re:Why do "credit report agencies" have immunity? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 5, Funny

      Eventually someone is going to revolt against someone somewhere.

      Thanks, Nostradamus.

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    2. Re:Why do "credit report agencies" have immunity? by Abreu · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Hitchhiker's Guide defines Collection Agencies as "a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes."

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    3. Re:Why do "credit report agencies" have immunity? by baKanale · · Score: 1

      liable/slander (whichever is the written one)?

      I believe that would be libel.

    4. Re:Why do "credit report agencies" have immunity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no slander in Islander. wait . . .

    5. Re:Why do "credit report agencies" have immunity? by skine · · Score: 2, Informative

      Curiously enough, an edition of the Encyclopaedia Galactica that fell through a time warp from 1,000 years in the future defines the Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybnernetics Corporation as "A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."

    6. Re:Why do "credit report agencies" have immunity? by TheMCP · · Score: 1

      Next time, check up on the law before complaining about lack of accountability. There are laws against this sort of thing, and if she wants to file suit, she can get damages.

    7. Re:Why do "credit report agencies" have immunity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Thanks, Nostradumbass"

      There, fixed that for ya

    8. Re:Why do "credit report agencies" have immunity? by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      No, Credit Reporting Agencies do not have immunity. They are regulated under the Fair Credit Reporting Act.

      There is a whole procedure in place for disputing and removing erroneous information from your credit file. If they do not follow the FCRA, you may take legal action against the CRA.

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    9. Re:Why do "credit report agencies" have immunity? by jnork · · Score: 1

      "Why isn't this ... liable/slander (whichever is the written one)?"

      Well, "liable" means "legally responsible", so I'd say neither one. :)

      The word you're trying to find is "libel".

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    10. Re:Why do "credit report agencies" have immunity? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Hey, so the old name of Captain Obvious in "Nostradamus"?
      Did he also work for Fürst Bismark, and at that time, look like this?
      http://navid.radiantempire.com/pub/pix/danke_hauptmann.jpg

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    11. Re:Why do "credit report agencies" have immunity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah it's spics like you who are running scared. Scared that someone in micronesia will use the sane SSN that you stole from some poor US Citizen that pays taxes and actually cares about this country. You're worried that once the smoke has cleared, you and your filthy kind will get sent back to your shithole country. Enjoy leeching on the back of tax payers while you can...spic

    12. Re:Why do "credit report agencies" have immunity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The strain of not busting out in laughter at work caused me physical pain. I commend you.

  5. Re:I would like to have universal health care but by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

    And that's why you have the ability to legally replace the government if you don't like them (ignoring, for a moment, the horrible disconnect it is to have a for-profit company that benefits directly from denying claims in charge of your health).

    Besides which, this is a problem of the credit bureaus, not the government.

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  6. Re:I would like to have universal health care but by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    Did you read TFS? This is about a bunch of private sector bill collectors harassing private citizens for debts they don't owe; because they can't tell the difference between US and Micronesian SSNs.

    Other than being a pretty fair parable of my interactions with my insurance company, this has nothing at all to do with what you are talking about.

  7. Re:I would like to have universal health care but by Knara · · Score: 1

    Not sure what this has to do with health care. The issue is with the credit bureau systems being inept, not the SSA itself.

  8. Re:wow by City+AnG3lu5 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'm gonna post a real reply to your comment and say you are right sir! I think it'll take years to work out who's fault this is, it's so convoluted.

  9. Wouldn't have happened in Polynesia by e9th · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Micronesia, they gave out short SSNs. In Polynesia, they would have looked like x^2+4x-3.

    1. Re:Wouldn't have happened in Polynesia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, more like a[n]x^n+a[n-1] x^(n-1)+a[n-2]x^(n-2)+...a[0]x^0 where n is an element of the natural numbers, while a[x] is a function such that the index, x, maps an integer to a specific complex coefficient.

    2. Re:Wouldn't have happened in Polynesia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      In Micronesia, they gave out short SSNs. In Polynesia, they would have looked like x^2+4x-3.

      And you can forget about it happening in Amnesia.

  10. Idiot programmers by sunderland56 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All this, caused by someone too lazy to add a "if (country == USA)" statement.

    1. Re:Idiot programmers by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm thinking it's a US-centric application that doesn't even have an option for other countries. Or maybe just Canada.

      Regardless, what the hell are the US credit bureaus doing tracking credit for residents of Micronesia? Micronesia has their own social security administration, can't they also track their own credit?

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    2. Re:Idiot programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All this, caused by someone too lazy to add a "if (country == USA)" statement.

      Another good reason to stop outsourcing our jobs to third world countries like India.

    3. Re:Idiot programmers by slo · · Score: 2, Informative

      At the risk of sounding like a code Nazi, don't do this! Match on country and id.

    4. Re:Idiot programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that was supposed to be pseudocode...

    5. Re:Idiot programmers by Pandare · · Score: 3, Informative

      From TFS:

      Micronesia and other countries in the region have their own Social Security Administrations which gave out numbers to residents applying for US disaster relief loans.

      Since the loan originated in the US, the US would be the one to administer it. Part of getting a loan in the US is that copies of it get sent to the reporting bureaus. So, the Micronesians gave a SSN as an identifier, and some idiot somewhere decided it would be great if they just used that to identify the people on the application, regardless of country of origin, which is GP's point.

    6. Re:Idiot programmers by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      depends on what the variable "USA" holds, and what the functions "if" and "==" (and perhaps "()") do :P

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    7. Re:Idiot programmers by MaNtErOlA · · Score: 3, Interesting

      All this, caused by someone too lazy to add a "if (country == USA)" statement.

      All this thread and your comment about country==USA reminds me a problem my wife and I are facing now with SEVIS, DMV, and Immigration Services. When we tried to get our Driver License, we had problem because our prove of legal residence didn't match with the records of Immigration Services. Specifically, we appear as Ivory Cost citizens but we are Chileans. Trying to find out what the problem is, I discovered that my DS-2019 in the country code field has CI, the Ivory Coast code. But that was not the problem!!! SEVIS (a DB of students in US and part of the Homeland Security) use other kind of Coding for the countries. This coding is called "The Federal Information Processing Standard (FIPS) 10-4", and it is different of the code used by Immigration services (another office in the same Homeland Security), the former use ISO-3166-1. In the FIPS code Chile is CI which is the Ivory coast in the ISO-3166-1 standard. This situation has generated a lot of problems, traveling to Immigration offices, then back to DMV, then office of Customs and Border Protection in the airport, etc. We still cannot get our driver license for this and other problems. But what is still surprising me is the way that public workers and bureaucrats try to avoid problems instead of resolve it. That way they have been seeing me again and again, week after week, with little sense of empathy for our situation and less sense of optimality for their own job. so... if (CodeStd==FIPS && CountryCode==CI) then Country=CHILE

    8. Re:Idiot programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds to me like a typo instead, the poor code-monkey must have written:

      if (country = USA)
      { ...

      by mistake. Happens to the best of us, surprising their compiler didn't flag this as a possible bug however.

    9. Re:Idiot programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Happens to the best of us? Two of the code-defect analysis tools I'm running complained right away. Not to mention that depending on your programming language, you'd have to work hard to even compile that. Yay, I'm better then the best of us :D

      As far as a programmer error is concerned, who's to say that his spec didn't explicitly say "only has to work for US SSNs"? Sure you can write a bullet-proof program that protects against every possible misuse, but who is willing to pay for that if you can get away with less?

    10. Re:Idiot programmers by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      don't do this! Match on country and id.

      Actually I'm pretty sure this is valid code from the upcoming release of MS Visual Basic 2011

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    11. Re:Idiot programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, SSN probably wasn't the primary key.. otherwise they couldn't have added duplicates

  11. Re:It's the credit companies responsibility by TheSpoom · · Score: 0

    The people who are being hounded ... should be sued.

    Well, that's just mean.

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  12. Re:I would like to have universal health care but by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    If only there was some mechanism whereby people could choose to select a new government after a fixed period of time.

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  13. a little metadata by joeflies · · Score: 2, Informative

    looks like the data (ssn) needs a little metadata (issuing authority, distinguished name) in order to make it work.

    1. Re:a little metadata by shabble · · Score: 3, Insightful

      looks like the data (ssn) needs a little metadata (issuing authority, distinguished name) in order to make it work.

      Or, as I've questioned previously on here, WTF are the credit rating agencies in the US using non-unique identifiers (and identifiers that shouldn't be used outside a social security scenario) when (usually the exact same) credit agencies in other countries can manage using other (available) data? (Name, DOB, (Previous and current) Address?)

      For example in the UK, the equivalent to the SSN is the National Insurance (NI) number - this is never used by the CRAs - only by HMRC (tax office.)

      Anyway, sure, they still get false positives using these details (the most common seems to be when they use the name only), but not quite on this sort of scale.

    2. Re:a little metadata by shabble · · Score: 1

      For example in the UK, the equivalent to the SSN is the National Insurance (NI) number - this is never used by the CRAs - only by HMRC (tax office.)

      Um, and the benifits agency, of course - hence the equivalency.

    3. Re:a little metadata by NevarMore · · Score: 1

      Metadata my ass, thats just more for them to get wrong. A simple checksum would be more than adequate it wouldnt let them enter or generate bad numbers in the first place.

    4. Re:a little metadata by schnablebg · · Score: 1

      Nah all it needs is a hashtag. Who needs metadata?

  14. DO NOT CALL List ? by redelm · · Score: 1

    The national US Do Not Call registry has very severe penalties for those who make unsolicited business calls without a prior business relationship. $500/call IIRC

    So just charge'em! Get details on the callers, and start the complain/enforcement process.

    Of course, they will try to prove they have a prior business relationship. But will not be able to -- they're just fishing, trying to find the real people they foolishly loaned money to. So they'll pay for their unsolicited calls. Serve the basterds right!

    1. Re:DO NOT CALL List ? by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      It won't work. The incorrect SSN entry makes it appear that the target person is the one with the bad debts. To the collector, that is proof of a prexisting relationship and it won't stop the calls.

      It won't matter that the information in the credit file is incorrect. To the collectors, it will be viewed as legitimate. I'd recommend that anyone with leading zeroes in their SSN have a consumer statement added to their report, stating something like "I have never lived in Micronesia. SSNs issued in such US territories, when entered by credit beureaus, are padded with extra zeros, making them match SSNs of US citizens who were born in the NE United States. Please ask the credit beureaus to update and correct their records."

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    2. Re:DO NOT CALL List ? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      It won't matter that the information in the credit file is incorrect. To the collectors, it will be viewed as legitimate.

      I think you're confused; the stuff in the credit report is only there because the collection agency put it there - they have more and better info or else they have no business trying to collect.

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    3. Re:DO NOT CALL List ? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Uh no, actually. The Do Not Call List has loopholes that allow debt collectors to make phone calls. Also charities and survey companies are exceptions to call as well.

      I have a number that used to belong to someone else, I keep getting calls for that person. I keep telling people that person does not live here, and then they ask if they could talk to me (as if I was the person pretending to be someone else or something) and I told them no, that person does not live here, please stop calling.

      Thing is he signed up for business with many companies and they still think he has the same number. They claim they have a right to call because they are debt collectors. I cannot get an address out of these companies, they want a bank account or credit card to pay off the debts.

      I also found out that some companies are both debt collectors and telemarketers, so when they call to collect a debt, and find out they got the wrong number, they use the loophole to try to sell me something, even won't take no for an answer and I end up hanging up on them after telling them not to call back here.

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    4. Re:DO NOT CALL List ? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Given the choice of a collector and a judge, whose opinion do you think counts the most?

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    5. Re:DO NOT CALL List ? by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      Why would it ever come down to the opinion of a collector or a judge. If the consumer files a complaint regarding the do not call registry, the agency will contact the alleged offender (the collection agency). The collection agency will reply by stating that the person they called owes them money based on the SSN listed on the debt and on the credit record. The agency, whose job does not include verifying whether or not the information used by the agency is error free, notes that the company has a legitimate claim and the complaint is dimsissed.

      The only way an affected individual can use the do not call registry would be if s/he first notified the collector, in writing per the provisions of the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act, attesting that s/he is not the person associated with the debt (and including as much information supporting that claim as possible), and then flagged his or her credit report with similar information (consumers are allowed to place comments in their credit file). If that information were in place, it might be possible for a consumer to invoke the use of the do not call registry.

      Even simpler, however, the letter to the collector can explicitly state that the targeted individual does not wish to receive phone calls about the alleged debt. Then, if further calls are received, the collector is in violation of the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act, providing the consumer with options for further recourse.

      The only time a judge would be involved, barring proactive litigation on the part of the accused, would be if the collector decided to initiate a suit against the alleged debtor. In such a case, the defendant would present evidence supporting his/her innocence based on documented reports of territorial SSNs being entered incorrectly by the credit beureaus. Of course, it would remain to be seen if the accused would have the financial resources to mount such a defense.

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    6. Re:DO NOT CALL List ? by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      No. The article notes that the information that ties the territorial lender to the US citizens is the SSN in the credit file. The territorial SSN was padded by the credit beureaus, causing the credit entries on the now defaulted loans to show up as bad debts on the record of the US resident/citizen. When the collector pulls the credit report (something commonly done since it will often show other names and addresses used when securing credit), they assume that the individuals on the record are one in the same because they share the same SSN.

      The majority of information in a credit report comes from lenders, not collection agencies. When you open a credit account with a bank or other major financial institution or agency, they automatically send updates to the credit beureaus on a regular basis (e.g., quarterly, monthly). That's likely how the territorial loan information got mis-associated with the non-territorial US citizens. When the loan information was entered, the credit beureau software needed all digits of the SSN field filled, and the padding zeroes were added. Thus, when the collectors pulled the credit history on the borrower with the territorial SSN, they ended up getting the record of someone who lived in the NE United States.

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    7. Re:DO NOT CALL List ? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      The collectors don't pull credit reports. They have different records that show a claim of debt. What makes you think that a collector is going to collect based on a credit report? That doesn't make sense.

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    8. Re:DO NOT CALL List ? by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      I've been on the owing end one too many times and know that, when the dollar amounts owed are high enough, they pull all the info they can, including data from the credit bureaus. I've had them quote it to me over the phone. $30 is a small price to pay for the agency's share of a potential large dollar settlement. With aid loans, we're not talking about collecting on a $70 bad check, or on a small dollar credit card.

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    9. Re:DO NOT CALL List ? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Why would they pull that data? It won't help them prove that you owe money and if they own the debt, then they already have that info. What you aren't getting is that the data in your credit report isn't enough to enforce a debt, it's just someone claiming that you owe.

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    10. Re:DO NOT CALL List ? by HikingStick · · Score: 1
      Pulling the credit report under a given SSN gives the collector information that may be helpful in collecting a debt, including:
      • Other names associated with the SSN (thus the territorial borrower's SSN shows the US resident/citizen's name if that person has a credit history)
      • Current and prior addresses
      • Phone numbers
      • Current and former employers
      • and in some cases, banking information

      All of this information could help a collector track down a delinquent borrower. In the case described in the article, however, that's exactly why people are getting wrongly associated with these territorial debts. Collectors will call current and former employers, to find out if anyone there has a way of reaching you, or to try to talk to you directly. Any information they can scrape together to help collect brings them closer to a potential pay day.

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    11. Re:DO NOT CALL List ? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      How is that relevant to the situation here? Someone collecting the debt will have the 8 digit ssn and the name of the micronesian guy who skipped out on a loan. Calling someone with a similar ssn and different everything else is hardly likely to result in getting paid. All it's going to do is add a false dunning to the report, which is useless to any collector working a different debt - they don't care if you owe someone else.

      From your previous posts, it looked like you were saying that collectors used the dunning reports as a basis for collection which is flat out wrong. As for the data you've presented, it's mostly useful, save for the last two:

      • Collectors aren't allowed much contact with your employer - they may call once to confirm location/contact info and they may not imply that you owe a debt.
      • The bank information may be useful, but only when collecting on a judgment.
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  15. Re:I would like to have universal health care but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A wonderful mechanism where 48% of a nation isn't stuck with whatever choice was made by the other 52% of the nation.

    Oh well, I guess a guy can dream.

  16. Ah, the ages-old art... by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1
    When in doubt
    • Pad with blanks on one end or the other or both
    • Pad with zeros on one end or the other or both
    • assume that if it is all blanks or all zeros, it's an error
    • don't check if it is all blanks or all zeros, and don't worry about it

    I have a phone number that is all zeros in one of its fields, and for a couple years I would get several calls a week from people who were apparently responding to a page. They would invariably start out yelling "What!" or "Yes!?" or some such, like I had been harassing them for a while. It eventually stopped occurring, presumably after a code review at the telco.

    1. Re:Ah, the ages-old art... by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      You missed one:
          - pad with spaces and then watch the dollars add up.

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    2. Re:Ah, the ages-old art... by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1

      Trust me, it can just as easily go the other way.

  17. Debt Collectors are Morons by rlp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I got a new wireless phone a year ago. It came with daily calls from collection agencies for people I've never heard of. Some were annoying automated calls. When called by live people, I told them they had the wrong number and to please update their database. Of course they didn't. Finally took a letter to the agencies legal departments to get them to stop.

    I was staying at a (rental) cabin in the woods this past weekend and got a call from a collection agency on the cabin's landline. And no, they were calling for a random person, not they owner of the cabin (or me).

    As near as I can tell, collection agencies use the following strategy when seeking debtors: call every number in the country till they find the person they're looking for.

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    1. Re:Debt Collectors are Morons by Krneki · · Score: 4, Funny

      When I get an unwanted call I say, "Hold on 1 minute, I'll be right back". Then you leave your phone on and continue to do your work. I never get a second call.

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    2. Re:Debt Collectors are Morons by stwrtpj · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sometimes all it takes is being a little aggressive with them on the phone and asserting your rights. I had this problem years ago when I first moved into an apartment in NJ. A few months afterward I got calls from a debt collector asking for someone I never heard of. After it happened three times, I decided to be nice and ask the neighbors if they heard the name. Turns out it was the previous tenant. So when the debt collector called again, I was nice about it and explained that I had just moved in and that they wanted the previous tenant.

      I was promptly accused of covering for him, and was threatened with ridiculous legal action. That's when I made it clear that I knew exactly what my rights were and that if I received another call again I would refer the matter to my attorney (I didn't actually have one, but sometimes mentioning it is enough). I never got another call again.

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    3. Re:Debt Collectors are Morons by Razed+By+TV · · Score: 1

      More than likely, you received a cell phone number that had previously been in use by someone else. Someone who stopped paying their bill (because they had no money), whose service was cut off, and the number thrown back into rotation.

      When I first got a cell phone (4 years ago? 5?), I had a similar situation. Every day or so I received calls for the previous owner. Usually they got my voicemail, but on the occasion I answered, I could navigate the automated menu and speak to a human (who was only too happy to speak to someone that might want to pay them). I explained that I was not the person they were looking for (wrong gender, for one), and that it was likely that the previous owner of the phone number had stopped paying the phone bill and I just happened to be next in line for the number. The agencies accepted this without much disagreement, perhaps because they were after the person for the money to pay the phone bill.

    4. Re:Debt Collectors are Morons by Surt · · Score: 3, Funny

      My first cell was a recycled drug dealers number. If you think the phone calls coming into a deadbeats number are fun to answer ....

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    5. Re:Debt Collectors are Morons by Nyder · · Score: 1

      ya, i got a new phone and number (cell phone) like 5 months ago and I keep getting calls for other peeps.

      Fortunetly, i can put all those numbers under 1 account (don't answer) and have them go straight to my voicemail.

      I don't use my voicemail anyways, so it don't matter to me.

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    6. Re:Debt Collectors are Morons by sconeu · · Score: 2, Funny

      How do they recycle drug dealers? And how is a recycled dealer different (if at all) from a brand new drug dealer?

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    7. Re:Debt Collectors are Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, theres only one way to solve this!

      111 1111 LOIS? DAMNI!
      111 1112 LOIS? DAMN!!
      etc

    8. Re:Debt Collectors are Morons by Lehk228 · · Score: 3, Funny

      well for one the recycled drug dealer has been killed, powdered, and fed to another drug dealer

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    9. Re:Debt Collectors are Morons by pintpusher · · Score: 1

      Every day or so I received calls [on the cell number] for the previous [cell number] owner [...] because they were after the person for the money to pay the phone bill.

      This makes my day. Collecting for a cell phone bill by calling the cell phone number of the person who didn't pay their cell phone bill. Priceless. This stuff will only become more common as the need for an actual, up-to-date, physical address becomes less and less necessary. With online banking, cell phones, wireless networks, and the death of the landline, it going to become increasingly difficult to actually track down a debtor. I suppose they could hang out at the coffee shop whose wireless was last used to pay the bill in hopes the debtor shows up again. I know I see less and less real reason to update my address with various service providers. The only thing they use mail for is sending advertising junk. About the only thing that ties one to a location is a utility bill. If your apartment has utilities included, that goes away too.

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    10. Re:Debt Collectors are Morons by pleappleappleap · · Score: 1

      Soylent Green is people.

  18. Re:wow by City+AnG3lu5 · · Score: 1

    yeah that's what a load of people did over here with the fucking BMP and anything that gives racist nutters like them seats can't be good.

    It's also very unlikely, sad as it is.

  19. Finally, an opportunity! by dave562 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was born in New York and have a 081- SSN. I think it's time to take out a bunch of Federal loans and blame some lazy Micronesian for failing to repay them. Then I can take the loan money and buy kilos of cocaine^Hdollar bills with the money, resell the dollars and really make some good cash.

    1. Be born in the North Eastern United States
    2. Take out loan
    3. Exploit confused system that can't separate foreigners from natural citizens
    4. ???
    5. Profit!

    1. Re:Finally, an opportunity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just don't do anything in person. Security cameras and witnesses - ya, know.

    2. Re:Finally, an opportunity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Most Micronesians aren't foreigners. It's quite a clusterfuck as to what they are (depending on the island), but those in Guam, the Northern Marianas, Saipan, Tinian, Rota, American Samoa, etc are generally either US citizens or US nationals. Depends if their island/government is a territory of the US or what they call in "free association" with the US (Palau for example).

      With that said, Micronesia is a beautiful place to go. Spent quite some time on Guam. Excellent scuba diving.

    3. Re:Finally, an opportunity! by Bob+The+Cowboy · · Score: 1

      Then I can take the loan money and buy kilos of cocaine^Hdollar bills with the money...

      What's the street value of a kilo of "cocaindollar"?

    4. Re:Finally, an opportunity! by hot+soldering+iron · · Score: 1

      Sounds as valid as some other business plans I've seen.

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  20. Re:I would like to have universal health care but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only there were some mechanism in place that would actually get us a new government rather than just a skewed rehash of the old one.

    Oh wait, there is:
    "That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness."

    I think it's time to use that mechanism.

  21. The real problem by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

    The real problem is that even if you get the debt collectors to stop dunning you, there will still be that negative entry on your credit report. You have to then manually fight each negative entry, which costs time and money.

    1. Re:The real problem by Tyr.1358 · · Score: 1

      Is there anything other than a house that most people can't pay with cash? I don't see the point in managing a credit score if I don't use credit to pay for shit.

      There must be something I am missing here...

    2. Re:The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Credit is convenient as it lets me leave the bulk of my money in savings, and only pay off the credit cards at the end of the month. If I used a debit card instead, I'd have to be very careful about managing the level of my checking account, so I don't get smacked with overdraft fees.

      I also bought my first new car on credit, as I was just out of college and did not have much in the way of savings, but needed a car.

    3. Re:The real problem by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Your credit score affects what you pay for car insurance, and can cost you a job.

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      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    4. Re:The real problem by ShooterNeo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Lots of things.

      Unless you've got a lot of money, you need various forms of credit in case of an emergency. What if you suddenly need to pay a $50,000 medical bill because you suffered an injury the insurance won't cover? Or a legal bill? For even the upper middle class with a few hundred K in assets, it's not convenient to come up with that kind of money on the spot. You usually have to sell some stocks or other securities, or get a second mortgage, etc. A few high limit credit cards in your wallet can make the problem a lot more managable.

      Insurance of all types looks at credit ratings. Cell phone companies.

      A key one is EMPLOYERS. Yep, your credit score can determine whether they even offer you a job. Unfair, but some do it.

      Banks also care.

      Bottom line : your credit score matters a ton, and you should do what you can to protect and optimize it. The formula is complex, but you should have exactly 4 high limit credit cards with very little utilization. You should keep those 4 cards for as long as possible, never canceling them. Maybe have them set to be paid in full automatically at the end of each month, and occasionally purchase something using the cards. You should get a form of long term consumer debt (like a mortgage) and pay that as well. Usually, even if you can afford to buy a house cash, a mortgage can give you tax benefits that are worth it, and you can secure the mortgage with some securities to lower the interest rate.

    5. Re:The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, you can demand in writing that the credit bureau prove that the debit is really yours. If they can't, it must be removed. I've done this.

    6. Re:The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last year I worked for a creditcard company. It never ceased to amaze me what people were buying on their creditcards. At one time, someone bought a 1-million dollar yacht with his creditcard. People buy cars, very expensive jewellery, etc.

      And when I went to China, i set my creditcard limit to the maximum because you need to be able to pay for medical bills right on the spot, or they leave you to die, on the same spot. That happened to an acquintance who got robbed after his caraccident.

    7. Re:The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The formula for calculating your credit score is not logical. Your credit score should not depend on how much interest you have paid over the years to creditors. People with the highest credit scores have paid more in interest and other unneeded fees than people who have not relied on credit. People who do not utilize credit have a score of 0. People who do not utilize credit should have the highest credit score because these people are the most financially stable. Credit is an arrangement for deferred payment for goods and services. Financially stable people do not need to defer payments.

    8. Re:The real problem by Tyr.1358 · · Score: 1

      Shit I didn't know it was that important. I don't use credit cards or have any loans, so I figured it only mattered to people who were not financially stable.

    9. Re:The real problem by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      Not true. The formula actually doesn't factor that in.

    10. Re:The real problem by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      You can greatly improve your credit score in a few years, and get a wallet full of high limit cards, without more than a modest income. It isn't hard, and you don't have to pay much in interest. Just apply for good quality, low interest cards (it helps to have a bank like USAA which really offers nice deals), about 4 of them total. The reason is that up to 4 separate credit accounts will raise your credit score. Don't actually use them much.

      MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THEM SET TO AUTO-PAY. It can take a while for banks to really trust you with credit, and the one sure way to screw it up is to miss a payment.

  22. Re:I would like to have universal health care but by geekoid · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    A) Health care providers are large bureaucratic agency that you have less recourse against then government programs.

    B) Many people can't change providers becasue they can't get ANY insurance

    C) This issue isn't a government issue, it's a private company screwing up.

    D) No one is saying getting rid of private health care

    E) Most government program are far more efficient then private companies. I suggest you read the fiscal reports.

    F) Change health care providers has a lot of problems. Pre existing conditions, risk of cancellation, increased costs when you change too much and are considered a risk.

    G) the current cost actual inhibits small companies from hiring good people.
    A government Health care program is far better then what we have now.

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  23. Re:I would like to have universal health care but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I don't know. The government has been running our K-12 public education system so effectively, if we trust the government with our childrens futures we can trust them with our health.

  24. Re:I would like to have universal health care but by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    And that's why you have the ability to legally replace the government if you don't like them

    No you don't. Where have you been? Don't you know that our esteemed legislators get to pick their voters, not the other way around?

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  25. Sue the credit bureaus for libel. by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    n/t

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  26. Re:I would like to have universal health care but by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

    I've been in Canada.

    And frankly, if you see a problem like that in your government, there are two things you should be doing:

    1. Lobbying to fix it
    2. Getting the hell out of Dodge

    Sitting back and taking it up the ass shouldn't really be an option, but it seems to be what most people choose.

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  27. Simple solution for SSN by thogard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The SSA simply needs to announce that from next January, all new SSNs issued will be 22+ digits long and will be identical for the first or last 9 digits. They wouldn't have to do it, but it would force lots of places to plan for a future change. They could also start putting in a checksum on some new cards or throwing in letters. Remember the common mod 10 checksum used for things like credit cards was designed to work with EBCDIC letters.

    1. Re:Simple solution for SSN by geekmux · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The SSA simply needs to announce that from next January, all new SSNs issued will be 22+ digits long and will be identical for the first or last 9 digits. They wouldn't have to do it, but it would force lots of places to plan for a future change. They could also start putting in a checksum on some new cards or throwing in letters. Remember the common mod 10 checksum used for things like credit cards was designed to work with EBCDIC letters.

      OK, first I'll comment in saying that I think you finally found a use for IPv6 address space...Nice one.

      Unfortunately, this number "reform" pretty much all becomes a fucking mute point unless we have some REAL SSA reform to go along with it.

      Sorry if it seems I'm a little bitter. I'm due to collect SS the very year they're due to be broke, fuck you very much.

    2. Re:Simple solution for SSN by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 3, Funny

      fucking mute point

      What, is it a horny mime?

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    3. Re:Simple solution for SSN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or we could just make it illegal to use the SSN as a form of identification -- at least for anything other than social security, which won't be an issue in 20 years.

    4. Re:Simple solution for SSN by KiahZero · · Score: 1

      You understand that all that will be "broke" in 2042 will be the Trust Fund, which exists to deal with the Baby Boomers, and that 2042-receipts will be sufficient to pay at least 75% of 2042-expenses, assuming no increase in FICA taxes (such as eliminating the cap by which income after the first $100,000 is not taxed), right?

      I ask this seriously, because many people think that somehow Social Security funds dry up entirely when the Trust Fund is gone.

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    5. Re:Simple solution for SSN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "moot" point, fyi

    6. Re:Simple solution for SSN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mute? Really?

    7. Re:Simple solution for SSN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is moot.

  28. Re:wow by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well, if it were possible to get legislation that puts credit bureaus acting within the U.S. under the domain of the FTC

    Yeah, if only there was legislation in place that did that. Imagine how lucky we'd be if Congress had passed it way back in 1970......

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  29. Re:I would like to have universal health care but by timmarhy · · Score: 0
    government programs are NEVER more efficent then private companies in fiscal management, and here is why - a government agency will be penalised if they don't spend 110% of their budget each year, by having that budget reduced. the logic being if they didn't use it they don't need it. a private company always strives to decease it's budget and incease it's profits, profits are something a government agency never worries about.

    is profit chasing the best way to run a health care system? probably not. you can't put a price on a person health. but if you want to start arguing that government departments are efficent with money, you'll lose lose lose.

    at the end of the day, fixing health care is going to leave someone unhappy. if it's done right it's going to be drug companys and health insurance company's who will have their profits cut and prices regulated. health care can't exist as a for profit entity, because you've literally got a gun to their heads demanding money.

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  30. Paging Sam Lowry by tobiah · · Score: 1

    This sounds a lot like the set-up for Terry Gillian's "Brazil".

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  31. Pretty much by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They just use shotgun tactics to try and get a response, calling every number that they can find ever associated with a person. They aren't real good about taking hints either. At work (state university) we periodically get calls for someone that used to work there a LONG time ago. Now never mind they aren't supposed to be calling work, but he's not there. None the less they try to get information on him. Usually they'll go away when I say "I'm sorry, we can't give out any information." However there was one who was pretty stupid about it. More or less went like this:

    Me: "He doesn't work here any more, hasn't for a long time, since before I was here."
    They: "Well where is he now?"
    Me: "I don't know, and even if I did I can't give you employee information, only HR can do that."
    They: "Will they tell us where he is?"
    Me: "Nope, they'll tell you his dates of employment."
    They: "We need to know how to get a hold of him now, where we can reach him."
    Me: "Well sorry, we can't help you."
    They: "You have to tell us where he is, or get us someone who can."
    Me: "I have to? Ok hang on a moment I'll need to conference in the general counsel, they'll need to be involved if you are making a legal claim."

    At that point they immediately hung up. Guess they didn't want to talk to the lawyers. What amazed me was the tone and attitude of they had of "You have to help us do our job or else." Else what asshole?

    1. Re:Pretty much by maxume · · Score: 1

      Well, since you didn't hang up on them, they probably thought you were compliant.

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    2. Re:Pretty much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will basically say anything and attempt all sorts of crap to "get their money".

      What's entertaining is when they try to collect on debts either discharged, paid in full, or outside of the statute of limitations for your state or at the Federal level bar for the same. Heh...I told off a collector back a while back that was trying to collect on a debt that was nearly eight years in default, claiming that it was with someone that I'd NEVER had a relationship with. They were told that unless they could show a document with my signature on the dotted line from their "client" that proved that the debt was less than the four that my state provides for debts, let alone less than the seven the Feds allow for that they will cease to contact me and drop the subject, or face a suit under the selfsame Public Law they threatened me with. Haven't heard back from them since the letter went out.

      Basically, they troll the credit reporting bureaus and try to "buy" the debt, claiming that it's a new debt, etc. which is bogus and illegal. I've tripped up a few collection agencies that way.

  32. Re:I would like to have universal health care but by qbzzt · · Score: 1

    Are you armed? Do you have military training? Are things bad enough you're willing to die to fix them? If the answer to any of the above is "no", then your opinion about whether or not we should have a revolution is irrelevant.

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  33. Re:I would like to have universal health care but by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

    No, you don't have the legal ability to replace the government. At best, you can vote for 1 representative, 1 senator, and 1 president (actually, elector). 3 people. Meanwhile, there are around 1.8 million (or more) government employees, and only 535 are directly elected, 2 indirectly elected.

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  34. Re:I would like to have universal health care but by pdabbadabba · · Score: 1

    That's only a half truth; you logic is only sound if you assume that a government program has all the same expenses to pay as a corresponding private company. In many cases, this isn't the case as the government entity often doesn't need to market, pay competitive C-level salaries, etc. So, yes, for some definitions of "efficient" you are correct, but not on the definition that matters most in actual policy making.

    Case in point: private insurance companies pay out 70% of the premiums you pay for actual healthcare. The rest goes to marketing, etc. By comparison, 96% of the money going into Medicare goes into actual healthcare costs. (This, according to Rand Corp.)

  35. Blame my linear algebra classes for this joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > In Micronesia, they gave out short SSNs. In Polynesia, they would have looked like x^2+4x-3.

    What? [1, 4, -3] isn't very long...

  36. Social Security #s are for Social Security ONLY! by erroneus · · Score: 1

    The fact that it was ever permitted was immoral. It set up every holder of an SSN to be victim of this sort of abuse and as clearly demonstrated in this incident (and this is not isolated) NO ONE is ever held accountable for tragic mistakes and abuses. It's horribly imbalanced. The best defense anyone can take is to go "debt free/cash only" as much as possible. Debt financing is for crap anyway. Save money and buy in cash. Large cash purchases can give you tremendous leverage in negotiating sizable discounts anyway. You'll save money on interest and you'll save money though cash negotiation.

  37. Re:Social Security #s are for Social Security ONLY by nedlohs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not using debt doesn't help when the idiots are assigning someone else's debt to you...

  38. Do SSN's wrap around? by RelliK · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just realized that there is not much of a space for unique SSN's. 9 digits gives a maximum of 1 billion numbers. However, not every number is actually used. I assume that there must at least be a control number to check if SSN can be valid, similar to how credit cards / ISBN work. There could also be regional prefixes, similar to IP addresses (e.g. 111 = New York, 999 = California or something like that). etc. This would significantly reduce the number space.

    Even if that's not the case, the population of US is ~ 300 million. There must have been more than 1 billion people who have lived/still living since the SSNs were first introduced.

    My question is, how did US not run out of unique numbers? Do SSNs get reused?

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    1. Re:Do SSN's wrap around? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Do SSNs get reused?

      Yes, going from a previous article here on that subject.

    2. Re:Do SSN's wrap around? by iYk6 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I just realized that there is not much of a space for unique SSN's. 9 digits gives a maximum of 1 billion numbers. However, not every number is actually used.

      That is correct.

      I assume that there must at least be a control number to check if SSN can be valid, similar to how credit cards / ISBN work.

      No. SSNs do not have any sort of check digit. If they did, then there would be a maximum of 100 Million numbers given, and they already would have ran out.

      There could also be regional prefixes, similar to IP addresses (e.g. 111 = New York, 999 = California or something like that). etc. This would significantly reduce the number space.

      The prefix identifies the state that the person lived in when they applied for a SSN. However, this doesn't really reduce the available numbers, because the state just uses them all up and then gets more prefixes from SSA.

      Even if that's not the case, the population of US is ~ 300 million. There must have been more than 1 billion people who have lived/still living since the SSNs were first introduced. My question is, how did US not run out of unique numbers?

      So far, approximately 360 Million SSNs have been assigned. They will run out eventually, and we will have to a new system, but not for a little while.

      Do SSNs get reused?

      No.

    3. Re:Do SSN's wrap around? by Tauvix · · Score: 1

      SSN's get reused every 70-90 or so years. I don't remember all the details, but there was a situation surfaced a few years ago where a SSN got reused and caused the new owner no end of problems as the original owner of the SSN was still alive and collecting benefits.

      It was covered on /. I believe.

    4. Re:Do SSN's wrap around? by BSDevil · · Score: 3, Informative

      Surprisingly, they have no check digits. There's a summary about how the numbers work on Wikipedia The gist of it is that the first three numbers are "Area Numbers" which correspond to the Zip code of the mailing address you supplied when you applied for your SIN, the second three are "Group Numbers" which are issued in a weirdly non-sequential way and are for administrative grouping, and the last four are "Serial Numbers", which are issued in order within a group. If you're curious, you can look up on socialsecurity.gov the highest Area Number which have been allocated (772), and the highest Group Number for each area,

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    5. Re:Do SSN's wrap around? by pclminion · · Score: 1

      What would be the point of a check digit? The only utility of a check digit is for someone to quickly verify if a number is invalid without access to a central database. You can't prove that the number is VALID, but you can prove that it isn't -- but in this day and age, why would you ever require this ability when it's always possible to access a central database and see whether the number is assigned?

      Also, the check digit is not intended to prevent forgery of numbers (the algorithms are too simple for that), they are intended to guard against data corruption. Remember, credit card check digits were invented back when credit cards were physically pressed against carbon paper to record their numbers, and the central credit agency only got called for authorization when the amounts exceeded a certain threshold -- we live in a very different world today

    6. Re:Do SSN's wrap around? by dkf · · Score: 1

      Do SSNs get reused?

      No.

      I understand that you're wrong there.

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    7. Re:Do SSN's wrap around? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      What would be the point of a check digit? The only utility of a check digit is for someone to quickly verify if a number is invalid

      Perhaps you're one of those people who types everything right first time. But for us mere mortals a way to catch replacement, transposition and similar typos is quite useful.

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    8. Re:Do SSN's wrap around? by Peter+Mork · · Score: 1

      You're still at the mercy of a good checksum. On of the courier services in the San Francisco area only used tracking numbers that were divisible by 9 as their "checksum." It is left as an exercise for the reader as to how much this protects against transposition typos.

    9. Re:Do SSN's wrap around? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You're still at the mercy of a good checksum. On of the courier services in the San Francisco area only used tracking numbers that were divisible by 9 as their "checksum."

      So checksums are a bad idea because one company did an idiotic implementation of them?

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    10. Re:Do SSN's wrap around? by Peter+Mork · · Score: 1

      Not at all, improperly chosen checksums are a bad idea. Well chosen checksums are a good idea. I merely thought this to be an amusing anecdote regarding a particularly bad "checksum."

    11. Re:Do SSN's wrap around? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      first three, second three, last four...that's ten.

    12. Re:Do SSN's wrap around? by Chapter80 · · Score: 1
    13. Re:Do SSN's wrap around? by bdenton42 · · Score: 1

      Do SSNs get reused?

      Yes, going from a previous article here on that subject.

      SSA doesn't think so. It sounds like they will change the numbering system (add some digits probably) when they run out intead of reusing numbers. It ought to be an interesting Y2K-style programming exercise when that transpires.

      http://www.ssa.gov/history/hfaq.html

      Q20: Are Social Security numbers reused after a person dies?

      A: No. We do not reassign a Social Security number (SSN) after the number holder's death. Even though we have issued over 415 million SSNs so far, and we assign about 5 and one-half million new numbers a year, the current numbering system will provide us with enough new numbers for several generations into the future with no changes in the numbering system.

    14. Re:Do SSN's wrap around? by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      More than 1 billion people in the US since SSNs were introduced? Not a chance. The Social Security Act was passed in 1935 and the first withholding (and benefit payments) started in 1937. Many of the original recipients of SSNs (including my parents, who were children at the time) are still alive.

      According to the SSA FAQ (http://www.ssa.gov/history/hfaq.html), numbers are not re-issued and about 415 million SSNs have been issued since the start of the system.

      Some kind of adjustment to the numbering system will be required, but they estimate changes will not be needed for a few more generations.

    15. Re:Do SSN's wrap around? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already had a plan in place as of 20 years ago.

      I was a census taker in 1990. (A Bush was in the White House, so the economy of course was in a shambles. I was 20. I took what job I could get.)

      Anyway, in 1990 I went through the training they give to census takers. They explained that they would eventually be rolling out a version of the SSN which had the first three letters of the last name of the number's holder appended to it. So your new SSN would be 111-11-1111-SMI if you were John Smith with a SSN of 111-11-1111. This plan would increase the address space of SSNs immensely.

      In the 20 years since then, they haven't done it, so I don't know if that plan was tossed out the window or if it was just put into a desk somewhere until they really need it.

      Programs that store SSNs as numbers will have a problem if they ever do implement the plan. I think of it as the Y??k problem, since I have no idea when it will happen...

    16. Re:Do SSN's wrap around? by S7urm · · Score: 1

      You can get an answer to all your questions by simply visiting the Social Security Administration website

      Yes they do have a regional based numbering system
      BTW

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    17. Re:Do SSN's wrap around? by flonker · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, there's also a SSN-like entity called an Employer Identification Number. I believe that EINs and SSNs never coincide, but I'm not 100% certain.

  39. Better yet... Dominoes! by gillbates · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I was younger, I developed the habit of answering the phone, "Mort's morgue - you stab 'em, we slab 'em!" and other sophomoric phrases. After a while, I made a conscious effort to come up with new and interesting tag lines when answering the phone.

    My friends and family expected wierd responses when they called. Debt collectors didn't. Sometimes they'd just hang up. Other times they'd apologize for the wrong number. But then some got downright nasty.

    Having a relative run into debt problems, there was a period of time of about 6 months when I would receive calls from debt collectors on a regular basis. They always pretended to be someone else - usually someone with authority. In some cases, they impersonated the police, which was illegal.

    But it just so happens that one time, I answered, "Dominoes Pizza..." And instead of a familiar family member's voice, it's the debt collector, impersonating a Chicago police officer. So I played along, taking his order (I had worked at pizza places before).

    Now, this was after the invention of caller ID. And reverse-lookups on the Internet. And I happened to know that pizza stores routinely re-route orders to another store if the address doesn't fall within their delivery area. I'll leave as an exercise for the reader just what happened next.

    Needless to say, they stopped calling.

    I can't help but think that at least once, the sweatshop employees at a debt collection agency got a much needed pizza party, courtesy the employee who had the balls to impersonate a Chicago cop.

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  40. Re:Social Security #s are for Social Security ONLY by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 1

    Only works if you always have the enough cash for all your purchases. While I would agree that it can help in many situations, the fact of the matter is, almost no one will have $250,000+ in cash to purchase a home, and only some will have the $15,000-50,000 to purchase a car. Other purchases may very well be fine, but for those few big ticket items, cash only would be very difficult for most of the population. Even getting the 10-20% needed for a down-payment on a house is difficult for the majority of people when houses cost in the $150,000+ range, and you can forget about it if you happen to be in New York City, San Francisco, or L.A., where even a tiny 1 room condo will be in the $350,000+ range, let alone a 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath house...

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  41. Typical for a collection agency I guess by Tyr.1358 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wow that sucks. I wish the SSA here in the US would make a notice, something along the lines of "Numbers A through Z are affected." Just so we know if we are at risk for being harassed.

    Debt collectors don't even care who they get the money from, as long as they get it. For example, when I was a kid my siblings and I had health insurance from my mother's job. She used to just bring my card to the doctor's office because, as far as she was concerned, our claims were all the same (different than hers).

    When I turned 20 a collection agency called my house trying to tell me that I owed $500 to the Where I Live Medical Group. I asked her for details about the charges, and they all turned out to be hospital visits made in my name. They were all about 5 years old. I tried to explain to her that there must be a mistake, but what she said next was a real kicker: "Mr Lastname, aren't you going to take responsibility for your daughters medical bills?" I freaked out (I have no kids) and asked her what she was talking about. She said the name that was filed under patient care was "Mysister Lastname". She thought that my sister was my daughter, just because we had the same last name. She didn't even look at the DOB.

    So my mom took my sister to the hospital five years ago with my insurance card, and didn't pay the bill. Then the hospital hunted me down and tried to tell me that my sister was my daughter and I was legally obligated to pay the bill. I asked her to look at the DOB for the patient and myself, and all of a sudden her demeanor changed (she must have realized she screwed up). The worst bit was that she started demanding to know how to get in contact with my parents, she was very aggressive. I called her a cunt and told her to fuck off. Most women who want money from me respond to that.

    I just ignored the letters and phone calls until they went away, but the whole thing is fucked up if you think about it. I mean, shouldn't someone have noticed that the names on the forms don't match the name on the card, let alone the blood type and sex type? Birth date too now that I think about it.

    1. Re:Typical for a collection agency I guess by FutureDomain · · Score: 3, Funny

      You should have given her the number for the Rejection Hotline or the RickRollCall. Not only would you have made her happy (until she figured out what it was), you would have epic lulz to talk about on Slashdot!

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  42. Re:Social Security #s are for Social Security ONLY by erroneus · · Score: 1

    I don't know about your state's laws, but in Texas, there isn't anything collectors can do to me. And they can't really win a court case without evidence of the debt being agreed upon in writing... well, maybe they can if you don't show up or otherwise answer any suits filed. Seriously. Aside from debts which federal law guarantees like student loans, there's not much "ID theft" can really do to hurt me as long as I am not buying anything on credit.

  43. Re:Social Security #s are for Social Security ONLY by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The "credit" required to buy a house or even a new car is a lot less than the credit needed to buy a new computer system or household appliances. Collateral worth repossessing means a lot more to creditors than your credit score. Credit score is is just a way to justify the excessive interest rates they want to apply. Buying real estate is easy. As for buying a new car? What are you thinking?! But I will say that saving up $20k or so becomes fairly easy once the saving habit is formed. Once you stop being tempted to buy crap you just don't need, you will find that you have lots more money than you've ever had in your pockets.

    You are pretty well invested into the mythology of the credit game. It's time you spoke with your grandparents about how things used to be before this game was created and learn why they always had big savings accounts and other interest bearing accounts. It was no accident. It was the way things were done. Now days, people don't save at all. Having a couple thousand dollars in an account is pretty rare for most people. It's actually rather tragic. Nearly everyone lives in debt.

  44. YAAAY USA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I want to be an american even LESS after this.

    1. Re:YAAAY USA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great! We already have enough idiots, thank you.

  45. Re:Social Security #s are for Social Security ONLY by gillbates · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, but they can get a judgement against you in another state - say, New Jersey - and use that to garnish your wages in Texas. I know of at least one case in which a default judgement in a California court was used to garnish wages in Illinois. The person in question had to fly to California to dispute the judgement and reopen the case.

    I don't know how it all played out, but he was out a few thousand dollars in expenses before his name was cleared.

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  46. Re:I would like to have universal health care but by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    Did you read TFS? This is about a bunch of private sector bill collectors harassing private citizens for debts they don't owe; because they can't tell the difference between US and Micronesian SSNs.

    ... also because the respective governments can't buy a clue, and refuse to do anything about the root cause of the situation (clash of SSN).

  47. Re:Blame my linear algebra classes for this joke.. by e9th · · Score: 1

    No, but after you leading-zero fill that you won't mess up some poor woman's credit rating.

  48. Not a US Nuclear Submarine incident by quenda · · Score: 2, Funny

    - just in case anybody else read the headline like I did.

    Please submitters, avoid local acronyms, or at least expand them in the body. You can't seriously expect us to RTFA?

    BTW, does this mean that US social security numbers lack check digits? That would be just silly.

    1. Re:Not a US Nuclear Submarine incident by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 2, Informative

      Check digits only catch %90 of typo's the other %10 still calculate to the same check digit.

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    2. Re:Not a US Nuclear Submarine incident by quenda · · Score: 1

      Even with only one check digit (you can have more) you will quickly identify a batch of bad data.

    3. Re:Not a US Nuclear Submarine incident by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Not if you use two of them.

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    4. Re:Not a US Nuclear Submarine incident by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      Whilst it is true you can have more than one check digit. In the vast majority of cases only one is used which means approx %10 of errors are not detected by the check digit as they generate the same digit. If you have 2 check digits that reduces the error margin to %1.

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  49. Re:Social Security #s are for Social Security ONLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having a couple thousand dollars in an account is pretty rare for most people.

    That's because they know that Our Beloved Leader Obama will take it!

  50. Ironic - the real debtors have no fear of default by SashaMan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is somewhat off-topic, but I found the details of the article very interesting. Of 299 US government loans to Micronesians, over 200 were not paid up!! That makes subprime loans look like gold. Basically, the Micronesians are treating these as gifts, not loans. And why not - it's obvious the lender (that would be you, the American taxpayer) doesn't have any real recourse to collect. It's not like the Micronesians have anything to fear from US credit bureaus, who can't even track them adequately.

    In other words, the US government tries to pretend these are loans by putting SSNs on the accounts, which ends up screwing over some hapless US citizen, when they should just treat them as gifts, because in reality it looks like they are.

  51. Yeah, Good Luck With That by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    Good luck finding a small claims court judge who:

    1. Has read the FDCPA, and
    2. Will understand and take your FDCPA case

    Really, you need to sue in Federal District Court, if you want your case to be heard by a competent judge who understands the law. This is certainly possible for the pro se litigant, but it will take some studying up on procedure.

    You'll need to ask yourself if the $1000 is worth it to you.

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    1. Re:Yeah, Good Luck With That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got to be joking. As far as laws go, the FDCPA is not a long read. The judge could read it on the can before he hears the case. The defendant isn't even likely to show up. This is a easy win.

  52. Switch SSNs to ISO/IEC 7812 numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ISO/IEC 7812 numbers starting with 9 are issued by national standards bodies, in which case the next three digits are the numeric-3 country code from ISO 3166-1 (840 for the US). That leaves two digits in the issuer identifier number to identify it as a SSN of the United States. The account number can be up to twelve digits, three more than our SSNs currently use, so current account numbers can be used, and we can switch to longer account numbers in the future.

  53. Re:Ironic - the real debtors have no fear of defau by dbIII · · Score: 1

    In that place there is a even a problem with slavery. It's not a business environment where there is what we would recognise as any sort of sanity or respect for anybody. Colonial governments work very poorly when the country that owns the colony only want a place to refuel aircraft. If you think this is unbelievable go see what google turns up.

  54. Re:I would like to have universal health care but by mjwx · · Score: 1
    Explain the Australian, Canadian and Japanese systems the.

    government programs are NEVER more efficent then private companies in fiscal management

    That is a flat out lie. Often large corporations are more inefficient then large government offices. Government organisations can and are run efficiently when the right people are running them, especially when an organisation runs on it's own income (IE, not from income tax). The amount of waste that comes out of government is nowhere near the amount of waste that comes out the private sector, the government has to be accountable to external auditors, a private corporation doesn't.

    a government agency will be penalised if they don't spend 110% of their budget each year, by having that budget reduced.

    Another falicy. An agency must determine its budget for the next year. Medicare (Australia) has a fixed budget each year (AU$x per, Australian per year based on an cost of treatments estimate), if that budget is not spent it goes into a surplus for next year or towards reducing the cost to the taxpayer (mostly surplus).

    a private company always strives to decease it's budget and incease it's profits, profits are something a government agency never worries about.

    This is something against your argument. A private corporation must always make a profit and must always be increasing its share price. A government only has to worry about exceeding their budget. In other words given the same leadership, a government organisation is cheaper then a private one as they dont have to pay dividends or increase share prices.

    a private company always strives to decease it's budget and incease it's profits

    You also forget that there are two methods to increasing profit, which is a private corporations primary goal. One is to decrease operating costs and two is to increase prices. If a private entity decreases operating costs they do not need to pass this on to their customers. Further more the easiest way for a private corporation to decrease operating costs is to drop quality.

    Dealing with Australia's worst government department is a hell of a lot easier and less stressful then trying to deal with Australia's best phone company and shock horror, all Australian phone companies are privatised.

    at the end of the day, fixing health care is going to leave someone unhappy. if it's done right it's going to be drug companys and health insurance company's who will have their profits cut and prices regulated. health care can't exist as a for profit entity, because you've literally got a gun to their heads demanding money.

    Explain how? In Australia, Medicare (the socialised health care system if you haven't caught on by now) is for essential care in a public hospital. It does not cover elective surgery or extra's. Australia has a healthy private health system with private hospitals and private insurers. The private insurers make money by offering services that the public system does not like private hospital rooms, elective surgery, greater coverage of non-critical procedures. Best of all, private health cant compete with public health on price, so they have to compete on service which means better healthcare for my AU Dollar. I pay A$500 per year for health care, this is a separate line item on my tax return each year, what does A$500 get in the states.

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  55. One of these things doesn't belong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Oh, the irony is gold:

    They don't deserve an ounce of sympathy and if they make the mistake of calling me they are going to hear every four letter word in the English language.

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  56. i think every persion in the usa gets those calls. by luther349 · · Score: 0

    these days we all got are share of those phone calls. i dont even know why these company's are even payed i mean if you cant pay you cant pay what are they going to do sue you. i think most of there cases just end in bankrupsy. rember you can keep everything in one as long as you keep payments you slect what debts you whant whiped out. but thers alot of dumb people out there i guess.

  57. Re:Social Security #s are for Social Security ONLY by freedom_india · · Score: 1

    Unless the wage was being paid out from California (where the judgement was incurred), this can't work.
    Assume this: i work in CT, and my employer pays my salary from MA. A debt collector gets a judgment for wage garnishment in a MA court. That's fine. Because the employer MUST obey his state's rules.
    But if the same collector gets a judgement in CA, neither the employer nor me has to worry. In fact i would sue the employer if he garnished my wages without a MA court order (unless it was a Federal court).

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  58. Re:I would like to have universal health care but by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

    And this is better than zero elected in your local insurance company?

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  59. And when you can't get a loan? by fantomas · · Score: 4, Interesting

    And when you find you can't get a loan / get a mortgage / have other credit problems because of this mistaken identity getting entered into a central credit agency that your bank refers to?

    It happened to me: Experian got information wrong about me and they refused to change my records until I took a train to London to speak to the council officers who kindly agreed to speak to Experian on the phone, and explained that they held incorrect records about me. Local government officials, thank you. Experian - dodgy commercial operation that doesn't care about people.

    1. Re:And when you can't get a loan? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I've heard hundreds of cases like that about Experian. Can someone tell me how this doesn't amount to defamation?

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    2. Re:And when you can't get a loan? by gnud · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's true? In that case, it's not defamation.

    3. Re:And when you can't get a loan? by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Informative

      In the UK you have the right under the Data Protection Act to require them to correct inaccurate data they hold about you. If they fail so to do then you should report them to the Data Protection Commissioner.

    4. Re:And when you can't get a loan? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Did you read the post I was replying to? Pay particular attention the sentence containing the word "wrong".

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    5. Re:And when you can't get a loan? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      I've heard hundreds of cases like that about Experian. Can someone tell me how this doesn't amount to defamation?

      I believe that the libertarian answer would be: "Defamation laws only apply to the government, not the private sector."

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    6. Re:And when you can't get a loan? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      In a libertarian system there'd be no need to sue them for defamation, the wronged party could just go round and kick their fucking heads in.

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    7. Re:And when you can't get a loan? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In a libertarian system there'd be no need to sue them for defamation, the wronged party could just go round and kick their fucking heads in.

      True enough, but wronged party would probably just say "fuck it!" long before he got the road built even halfway to his offender's place.

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    8. Re:And when you can't get a loan? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      You dispute under the FCRA. If they don't remove disputed information without validating it, or they continue to provide false info, you sue for an easy win, provided you properly documented it.

    9. Re:And when you can't get a loan? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      In a libertarian system there'd be no need to sue them for defamation, the wronged party could just go round and kick their fucking heads in.

      No, that's anarchy. Libertarianism would let them keep screwing you over, while still protecting them from your revenge. But don't worry, the Invisible Hand of the Free Market will magically set everything okay - but only if you have enough faith for it and don't ask for Government's intervention, thus condemning yourself to Socialist Hell where Big G will forever poke you in the rectum with a hammer and sickle while Red Army Chorus sings "International" in the background.

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    10. Re:And when you can't get a loan? by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      Credit reports are not presented as a statement of fact - they are an opinion. As such, it's not defamation. See this.

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    11. Re:And when you can't get a loan? by gnud · · Score: 1

      Heh. You meant Experian was defaming the poster. I thought you meant that the poster (and the hundreds of other posters) was defaming Experian. It seems we agree =)

  60. Better tried by twelve than carried by six by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    You are operating under the assumption that your life is in mortal jeopardy.

    It's impossible to know in advance whether it is or it isn't. But if you assume not and it turns out that the person does intend to harm you it's too late.

    If he doesn't leave immediately after one warning it's entirely the trespasser's fault. I'm not going to waste tears on a dead gangster.

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  61. Re:Ironic - the real debtors have no fear of defau by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever wondered whose taxes funded the loans to you guys and your bailouts? Really believe those loans are going to get paid back in full? Didn't think so...

  62. This is why I love the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shit happens, but it's how we like it!

  63. Look it up by z80kid · · Score: 1

    FBI statistics. Look it up."

    Way to support your argument. Tell others to look it up for you.

    It's not FBI statistics. It's a biased and thoroughly debunked study. Google "Kellerman Study Gun Control".

    The study said that a gun in the home was much more likely to be used against you or your loved ones than to kill an attacker. The catch was in the careful wording. Successful defense was counted only as killing an attacker - not warding him off. And use against a loved one included domestic violence (killing an abusive spouse). The sample data was from one select county in Washington over a mere 5 years.

    Given a little thought, the statistic doesn't make much sense. How is an intruder who doesn't know I have a gun or where it is far more likely to wind up with that gun than me? And if I have it out and pointed at him, what are the odds he can take it without being shot?

    Unless you believe that criminals have superhuman strength and prowess while the rest of society is meek and mild, it's hard to see how that statistic is believable.

    1. Re:Look it up by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I believe the study also included suicide, which is, by far, the largest cause of gun deaths by people who own the gun legally. (Not including people in the military who actually run around shooting people, obviously.)

      So you are 'more likely' to kill yourself or someone else in your family with a gun than to kill an intruder.

      Which is true, because people are more likely to kill themselves or someone in their family than kill an intruder. With or without a gun.

      Of course, in the normal world, we don't include statistics about things you choose to do when calculating the risks of things. The fact someone might choose to kill someone in their family is not actually a risk of gun ownership. (Gun ownership does make it slightly more likely they'd succeed, though, so it is slightly riskier to own a gun in that someone else in your family might succeed at killing you with it.)

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  64. Re:Social Security #s are for Social Security ONLY by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    And getting job, renting a house, and the numerous other things that do stupid credit checks.

    I'm not saying you are liable for such debts, but you have to go through exactly the same hassle as those who do use credit in order to get them off your credit history.

  65. There's plenty of good info here. by YoungHack · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you have enough sense to browse the comments, you'll find common themes:

    1. The Fair Debt Collection Practices Act is pretty effective at helping you deal with collectors, so go read the law.

    2. You can usually get a good response by writing a letter (and you'll see why if you read the law). At the minimum you can make them comply with a "do not call me" request and make them correspond by letter.

    I will add a bit of my own wisdom. Find out the laws in your state and record your telephone. I happen to be in a "one party knows" state, so I can record my calls without saying. I always ask the state the collector is in and look it up to see if it is compatible (otherwise you may need to inform them if you want to use the recordings in court).

    Review your telephone recordings. Sometimes collectors will say things that don't mean quite what you think when you are on the line and under stress. I found reviewing the recordings left me with "ah ha" moments, especially when I took the conversation in the context of the FDCPA.

    Despite some other commentor's opinions it was my experience that debt collectors are often professional thugs. It makes sense, thugs have to work somewhere too, and you do what you are good at.

    If you have to pay a collector (I owed for a legitimate claim one time when there was a billing mistake), I recommend a one-time use credit card number. It can't be double billed if you set a limit at the correct amount. Believe me, you don't want to try to collect from a collector who owes you money because they screwed up. You can be successful, but you won't enjoy it.

    Remember, you want to be polite but firm. You want your recorded voice (remember, you're going to be taping this) to sound reasonable. If you take this collector to court, you want them to be the asshole. You want the judge to get pissed on your behalf and zing them with a judgment.

    1. Re:There's plenty of good info here. by Late+Adopter · · Score: 1

      If you have to pay a collector (I owed for a legitimate claim one time when there was a billing mistake), I recommend a one-time use credit card number. It can't be double billed if you set a limit at the correct amount. Believe me, you don't want to try to collect from a collector who owes you money because they screwed up. You can be successful, but you won't enjoy it.

      Don't even pay the collection agency if you can avoid it, they get a piece of the profit. See if you can pay the original creditor first. I had a tussle with Sprint that sent me to a collection agency (long story), and after paying Sprint directly I called them and was told my account was paid. Haven't heard from them since.

  66. If the FTC had balls... by lightningrod220 · · Score: 1

    "hey, credit bureaus, guess what? You know how you were too fucking lazy to change your forms/software to account for these other countries and SSNs? Well, now you get to eat those debts, in your profits. And we'll let the IRS know, too, so you can't try some rotten underhanded tax tricks. And if we catch you wrongly harassing innocent civilians again, we'll rip out your balls and ship them to Jupiter. Clear?"

    It frustrates me - the government is supposed to be here to serve the interests of private citizens and protect us from big corporations trying to rip us off (among other things), but somewhere along the line, they teamed up with big business and pinned down the American consumer while big business just kept swinging.

    1. Re:If the FTC had balls... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why bother with the FTC when we have lawyers?

      1) Everybody move to micronesia, or establish a business there

      2) obtain loans from other businesses in micronesia, then default on them

      3) Large number of US persons have messed-up credit reports

      4) Missing a step here

      5) Class action lawsuit against credit bureaus

      6) Profit!

  67. Re:I would like to have universal health care but by fulldecent · · Score: 1

    I am reading this as insightful rather than sarcastic due to two party systems.

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  68. Oh please by Akita24 · · Score: 1

    If the numbers, complete with the leading zeros, weren't issued by the Social Security Administration, then they aren't SSNs. Period. If I suffer damages because some assclown(s) at a credit agency used these numbers ads if they were SSNs, I'd venture to guess that I have the basis for one serious law suit. Using completely bogus numbers issued by fuck-only-knows-who to screw with my credit rating sounds like gross negligence and punitive damages to me.

    1. Re:Oh please by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Some socials do begin with zeroes. My mother's does, actually.

      Also, it's not on paper. Computers are filling in the leading zeroes so that any person working with it is seeing what it viewed as a social and not some weird data error.

      Is there something I'm missing here? I've been doing some through reading on this and I'd like to know if you've got something else.

  69. Re:Social Security #s are for Social Security ONLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck you nigsausage!

  70. Re:I would like to have universal health care but by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    The root cause isn't a clash of Soc Sec Numbers. The root cause is that the credit industry has taken it upon themselves, at least in the US, of using the SSN as your ident for credit purposes, something the number was never intended for. Couple that with bottom feeders that don't "own" the debts trying to "collect" on them, only believing the credit reporting agency info (which is often in error, more often than not...).

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  71. It's worse than that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boston Globe did a series on the debt collection racket. It's disturbingly common for the collection agencies to use incorrect contact details when trying to resolve debts peacefully or when notifying the courts of a debt. Then they get to go to court, gain a default judgement since the debtor never got notified about the court date, and then tack on a ton of 'fees' before showing up at the correct address with a tow truck.

    http://www.boston.com/news/specials/debt/

  72. Re:Social Security #s are for Social Security ONLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh my goodness..

    Fuck you nigsausage.

  73. Invoke Project Mayhem by rpresser · · Score: 1

    This is clearly 100%, indisputably the fault of the credit bureaus. Why the FUCK would you enter a number that ISN'T an SSN in a form that could match a valid SSN? It's as if they said, "Our database can only handle 15 character last names, so anybody named Souphanousinphone should just be entered as Johnson."

  74. Re:Social Security #s are for Social Security ONLY by erroneus · · Score: 1

    In Texas there are only three causes for wage garnishment and they all stem from US Federal law. 1. Would be federal taxes. 2. Child support and 3. Student loans. Beyond that, you're pretty immune in Texas.

    The incident you describe is certainly tragic and cause for a consumer group to start lobbying to have laws changed in all of those other states as it is quite evident that the present laws are used to harm innocent people.

  75. Might not work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'ld probably think to each-other, I'll dress as a Apple OSX programmer and sit on that bench right there 30 minutes before where agreed to meet. Then they'll start talking about their jobs at Apple, and not know what the fuck they're talking about they'll just keep talking to eachother and become friends. They'll offer eachother to go home and have 2x2 orgy, play some iTunes on the Shag carpet, and take some LSD. They'll part as friends, because you chose to stage this in a Gay neighborhood.

    Should've picked a Storage Locker company of some kind.

  76. So? by The+Rizz · · Score: 1

    Um, don't you want to send them to the FTC? The FCC gives out fines for saying naughty words on the TV and radio, they don't deal with spammers & scammers...

    I dunno. I think I'd prefer them to be dealing with my junk mail than censoring the shows I choose to watch...

  77. ...on behalf of the network. We're sorry. Our Bad. by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    Oh, this should be fun.

    Let's wait and see if they accept a computer/operator glitch and fix it and pay to help out those who were harmed.

    Oh, sorry.. This is reality. My bad. Nothing happened; this is all a nothing but a fallacy by whoever/whomever came up with it.

    SORRY, GOVERNMENTAL PRESS DISCUSSION IS OVER! Enjoy some NyQuil on your way out of the building! Good day! *run*

    *snort* lol

  78. The specific details about what they got wrong by fantomas · · Score: 1

    Experian claimed I wasn't on the Electoral Roll for the time when I was living in Hackney. I am a bit absent minded but I was sure I was. The Experian people didn't believe me and told me their records were correct and I was wrong. I took a train to London, to Hackney Town Hall, and the kind council officer brought my records up and showed me that they did indeed have the record that I had posted back my voting documents for the addresses I had lived at.

    I phoned Experian while standing there and they re-iterated that I was not on the Electoral Roll and did not believe me. I said "one moment please, I am passing you over to the Electoral Officer for Hackney" and the nice officer kindly spoke to Experian and said words to the effect of "yes he is standing here with me and yes I am the Electoral Roll Officer and yes he is in the records" - at which point the Experian person agreed to change my records.

    Thank you nice person from Hackney Council.

    For those non-UK people, the Electoral Roll, whether you are signed up to vote for elections in your local area (including national elections) is quite a big deal for credit records when applying for home mortgages. So having a credit company (that your bank uses to check your credit status) not keep those records straight is a real problem for first time house buyers like me.

    Experian also mixed up my records with my brother, and I had loads of his personal credit history on my record at one point, and I had to sort that out. Luckily me and my brother get on really well but I had access to all the details of my brother's personal credit loans for a while. I had to spend my time and money to sort that out.

    Be careful of Experian.

    I guess it is something we have to put up with - big companies getting our details wrong and us suffering as a result. I certainly don't have the time and money to do anything more than correct their errors on my record and rant on slashdot. Would have been nice if they'd refunded my train fare to London though!