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New Zealander Invents Segway Alternative

RainbowBrite writes "The YikeBike is the invention of a New Zealander aiming to alleviate city congestion. 'It might look like a collision between a praying mantis and a child's scooter, but it's the result of five years of work to reinvent the wheel, with one important addition: an electric motor. It's a bicycle, but not as we have come to know it. For a start, you sit upright and steer with your hands at your side.'" The YikeBike weighs in at a measly 22 lbs but has a hefty price tag of almost $5,000 US (£3,000). The battery's expected lifespan is only 1,000 charges, but the device has a projected range of around six miles.

282 comments

  1. Uh...howabout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No.

    1. Re:Uh...howabout by davidphogan74 · · Score: 1

      Didn't the Segway get the same response?

    2. Re:Uh...howabout by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      yes they did, which is probably why I have never seen a Segway.

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    3. Re:Uh...howabout by AmigaMMC · · Score: 1

      You only see the on the TV show Eureka.

    4. Re:Uh...howabout by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Won't ANY short range personal transport device that costs more than $1000 get the same response? Seriously why the fuck would I pay $5000+ for the equivalent of one of those $500 electric scooters? Don't get me wrong, it's cool... but it's worth $1000 at absolute tops.

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  2. Can you spell Face Plant? by icebike · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriously, this looks like it could trip on your average pothole, curb cut, or simply breaking hard.

    Yes, your feet are fairly forward where you might be able to catch your self, but I see a lot of separated shoulders in this this bikes portfolio.

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    1. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There is a the pennyfarthing was replaced by the safety bicycle. And, with the range and battery lifetime given, it works out to about 83 cents a mile, which is probably still more expensive than a Hummer.

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    2. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      You're really over exposed as well, i fail to see how this is any better than an electric bike in any way!

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    3. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by Chees0rz · · Score: 1

      Yes, your feet are fairly forward where you might be able to catch your self, but I see 1 separated shoulder in this this bikes portfolio.

      And that shoulder will belong to the only person riding these things... the mastermind behind it.

    4. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by Rei · · Score: 5, Funny

      There is a the pennyfarthing was replaced by the safety bicycle [wikipedia.org].

      Huh. So... can I bike if I want to? Can I leave my friends behind?

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    5. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>it works out to about 83 cents a mile I'd rather ride in one of these. 240mpg == just over 1 cent per mile. Or maybe a revival of the Lupo 3L which got 88 mpg on the highway, or 3-and-a-half cents per mile. LINK: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_1-litre_car LINK: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_Lupo#Lupo_3L

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    6. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by fridaynightsmoke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, your friends don't bike, and if they dont bike, then they're no friends of mine.

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    7. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      Can you fold up an electronic bike and carry it with you? I doubt it (but I could be wrong).

    8. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're really over exposed as well, i fail to see how this is any better than an electric bike in any way!

      That's because the greatest difference between this and a segway or bicycle was sneakily hidden in the article (and in the pics of the article):

      Crucially, you can fold it into a bag and carry the whole 22lb package anywhere

      It actually looks pretty damn useful (large backpack size when in bag) for being able to carry it into buildings, offices, subways, taxis, other-areas-you-can't-easily-take-an-electric-bike.
      I could totally deal with the range and potential stability dangers, unfortunately that price is a deal breaker.

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    9. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by steveo777 · · Score: 1

      had I mod points, I'd label this funny. I do not. You have instead my laughter and odd looks in my office.

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    10. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by 2short · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Your friends don't bike, and if they don't bike, well, then they're no friends of mine.

      Well, OK, they might be, but I can definitely leave them behind.

    11. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by mmkkbb · · Score: 2, Informative

      Add a BionX to any folding bike. (Dahon, Montague, Brompton, what have you)

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    12. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      f-a-c-e p-l-a-n-t

      I win?

    13. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by tepples · · Score: 1

      240mpg == just over 1 cent per mile.

      OHWI was talking not just about the cost of fuel but also about the cost of the bike itself. A battery that wears out after 1,000 trips and isn't easy to find poses a problem.

    14. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by Ardaen · · Score: 1

      Is that the device's lifespawn or the battery's? It is only implied in the article but it looks more like that is the battery's lifespawn. Somehow I doubt the battery costs the full $5000 your using in your calculation, since that is the cost of the bike. I believe your cost per mile calculation is oversimplified and misleading.

      I believe if you use similar math on the hummer, a more total cost instead of just the gas price divided by the MPG you get somewhere between $1.50 and $2 a mile. Those numbers however still don't make for a proper comparison since we don't know the real lifespawn of the bike vs lifespawn and cost of the battery.

      So really it just comes down to a few questions:
      Is that lifespawn just the battery?
      If so, can the battery be replaced, and for how much?
      What does the electricity to charge it cost?

    15. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by Pretzalzz · · Score: 1

      Foldable bikes have been around for a while...

    16. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by jimmydevice · · Score: 1

      Is "life-spawn" some European derivation of the American "lifespan"?

    17. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by dr2chase · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The folding bikes already weigh about 25lbs, pre-Bionx. The weight matters, a lot. I bought a cheap used folder once as an experiment, it was great to have it on a business trip, but it was Too Damn Heavy.

      However, if I were spending that sort of money, I would save a little, and get a plain old folder, with no assist -- faster, longer range, "lifetime" warranty on the motor.

      The guys are chasing the "biking's-too-hard-for-me" market -- which, to be fair, is pretty good sized here in the US. It's mind-boggling, here in fat-land, to see all the people who drive to the gym (and all those who just drive, but not even to the gym).

    18. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Someone needs to mod this informative.

    19. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Electronic ?

      If the electric bike is foldable, yes.

      http://www.epluselectricbike.com/TidalForce_M750_x2pt0_Electric_Bike.asp

    20. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by Ardaen · · Score: 1

      Nope, a typo.

      Although, since English came from England, not America wouldn't the American be the derivation?

    21. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by __aasqbs9791 · · Score: 1

      Life-spawn more Overlords!

    22. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by Adriax · · Score: 1

      I want a car that, when the gas tank nears empty, says "You require more unleaded gas."

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    23. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      It's not just the biking-is-too-hard crowd, it's also the I-don't-want-to-turn-up-to-work-smelling-of-sweat crowd. For these people some kind of hybrid is probably ideal, so they can cycle home buy use the motor on the way in. Or they should just live uphill from where they work...

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    24. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by TobyWong · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What exactly is mind boggling about people who drive to the gym?? You have 1.5 hours to workout, shower, and get ready to go. How much of that time do you want to spend in transit? Not to mention the fact that a lot of people go to the gym to attend classes because they enjoy the social component. How about people who drive to the gym, work out, get changed, then go to work or on to some other engagement. You think they should jog there and show up in sweaty gym clothes? What an asinine comment.

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    25. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by BobisOnlyBob · · Score: 1

      Actually, there's a lot of cross-pollination and many European derivatives of American words, and more often the English settlers who speak the "American dialect" of English actually use spellings once used in Great Britain; it was during and after the split that British spellings began to deviate towards French influence with additional "u"s and such variations.

      Although personally, as a Brit leaning towards some internationalisation, I prefer "isation" over "ization" (see previous clause) and prefer "honour" over "honor".

    26. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by azcodemonkey · · Score: 1

      You must live in a very small locale where your city end-to-end is at max 10 miles. I live in Phoenix, AZ. I *have* to commute. I live over 20 miles from where I work. My gym is near where I work so it's incidental to my commute to and from work. Believe me, I would love to ride a bike everywhere, but the problem isn't distance so much as safety. It's quite often that people don't see me on the freeway in my RAM 2500 and cut me off. I can only imagine my luck on a surface street riding a bike. :| Add to that my workplace doesn't have showers. I'd be even less popular than I am now. Also, try cycling over 20 miles in 110 deg F heat. I dare you! :-)

    27. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      One of the reasons I love being Canadian is that I get to choose my own spellings: Color, honour, grey, centre (for a place, like the "the community centre") and center (for the middle, like "draw a line through the center"), mold for something you pour plaster into and mould for the fuzzy blue-green stuff growing in the fridge.

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    28. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by fullgandoo · · Score: 1

      Why is it "mind-boggling" to drive to the gym? I like a good work out at the gym but do not like to bike, jog or run. So why can't I drive to the gym?

    29. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      " A battery that wears out after 1,000 trips and isn't easy to find poses a problem."

      Exactly. Costs $5,000 miles, gets 1,000 charges that each go around 6 miles, so $5,000 to go 6,000 miles or 83 cents a mile, and that's just the cost of the bike, not the cost of electricity to charge the thing.

      If you drive a hummer and get a horrible 10 miles per gallon and gas is $4 a gallon, that's still only 40 cents a mile. Course that doesn't include the price of the hummer, but if you buy any car or SUV for less than $5,000 it'll be far cheaper than this "Segway Alternative" (put in quotes because it's not) to operate.

      Honestly I don't know who would want this. If you have 5 grand either get a car, SUV or get a Segway. If you need something ultra portable get a folding bicycle. At least that won't leave you stranded after 6 miles and it'll do over 13mph.

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    30. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by xaxa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I just cycled home about six miles, and I'm so drunk I'm not sure which comment I'm replying to (and this will probably be a bit of a ramble). There was no electric assist, but possibly there was some ethanol assist.

      And I did it on a bike that cost about £80 from a supermarket, since my nice bike was stolen. The cheap, shit bike weighs twice as much, but hey, it's exercise, and I need it after all that vodka.

      Even if I'd only used the bike for this one day (round trip 16 miles, to work and back) I'm already down to £5/mile, use it for over a week and it's cheaper than this "Segway alternative". That's "alternative" as in "Alternative way to pretend you're being all green while some power plant spews out shit to manufacture and charge your stupid divice".

      My maths is probably wrong, I think I forgot to convert the currencies. I'm drunk, live with it.

    31. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      It's not just the biking-is-too-hard crowd, it's also the I-don't-want-to-turn-up-to-work-smelling-of-sweat crowd. For these people some kind of hybrid is probably ideal, so they can cycle home buy use the motor on the way in. Or they should just live uphill from where they work...

      Sweat doesn't smell until many hours after exercise, if you showered before you got sweaty and are wearing clean clothes.

      The simplest thing is just to cycle a bit slower.

    32. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      What exactly is mind boggling about people who drive to the gym?

      They're American, therefore they're fat and we should take the piss at every opportunity without thinking it through. Even if we're (whoever "we" is) are equally guilty.

      You have 1.5 hours to workout, shower, and get ready to go. How much of that time do you want to spend in transit?

      I hate gyms, but that seems to be the wrong question. How about "You want to work out for 1.5 hours. Walk to the gym (15 minutes), work out for an hour, walk home (15 minutes) and shower."

      I hate gyms because the only reason they exist is so people can tell me they've been. Wow. I@ve been to a park, and walked, run or cycled round it, and guess what, it's *free* and doesn't smell of stale sweat.

      Not to mention the fact that a lot of people go to the gym to attend classes because they enjoy the social component.

      I'm going to ignore this, because you're (probably, I wouldn't know) correct and it breaks my argument.

    33. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      You must live in a very small locale where your city end-to-end is at max 10 miles.

      Many of the "larger" (by population) cities in Europe are less than 10 miles in diameter.

      Even somewhere like London is only just over 20 miles across.

      I live over 20 miles from where I work.

      Presumably you could move nearer, but it might be more expensive, not as nice etc.

    34. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      With a six mile range (3 miles round trip? charge at work?) the potential for sweat is somewhat reduced. Sure, if you ride 10 miles in 90-degree weather, you'll be a puddle at the end, but 10 miles is not even an option with this gadget. Anyone who could use this thing reliably for a commute, has a short commute.

    35. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by TobyWong · · Score: 1

      Not everyone lives a 15 minute walk away from the gym. Even still, if you are trying to cram a workout in first thing in the morning before work that's 20 minutes right there that could be spent sleeping or eating breakfast if you drove instead.

      I like gyms because I can go 24 hours a day - rain or shine and I can use equipment that doesn't exist in a park to do exactly what I want to do, then I shower, change, and leave.

      Now I have my own set of complaints about gyms: douchebags who sit in the squat racks and do curls, guys who leave hundreds of pounds of plates loaded up and walk away when they are done, "personal trainers" who are completely out of shape themselves and insist on making their clients do the most ridiculous wacky exercises in an attempt to generate some sense of value for their $$$ service. These are really just annoyances though - they wouldn't stop me from using gyms.

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    36. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      If you're not taking hte price of the Hummber, and you're taking the price of the fuel, then: The calculation should be the price of electrical power that it takes to charge the YikeBike. Comparison is not the same unless you use the similar data.
      Fuel cost or vehicle cost.

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    37. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      I have no idea why I put a B in Hummer.

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    38. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      I am a spawn of life. I came from my mother's life. I was spawned from her body. Cast out into the cold world. The only comfort I received was that which came from her warm, soft caress. For fourteen years did I have this warm wall of protection from the cold dark world. I am a spawn of my mother's life. A lifespawn.

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    39. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by epine · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is not fully appreciated: the I-don't-want-to-turn-up-to-work-smelling-of-sweat crowd are one of the major lock-ins on full planet destruction. We could solve the environmental crisis if only people were willing to show up not smelling like roses.

      I'm only being mildly facetious. These details matter.

      I can get to most of my appointments in this town by bicycle in twenty minutes, but I can't get hardly anywhere dry. I'm not out of shape. The human body only converts about 25% of caloric energy into propulsion (this is the coefficient on the Concept II rowing machine, which I've seen supported elsewhere such as Tour de France VO2 max estimates). The other 75% streams out my pores.

    40. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by lamadude · · Score: 1

      I see people with foldable bikes on the train every day. I haven't seen a foldable ELECTRIC bike yet though, but maybe they exist.

    41. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      What does the electricity to charge it cost?

      Whenever your not at home. $0

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    42. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the cheap ones are that heavy. The lightest Brompton is 18 lbs and still isn't as expensive as this contraption even after adding the lightest BionX for a total weight of around 30 lbs altogether.

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    43. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 1

      I apologize if I do not enjoy the prospect of getting run over on the interstate.

    44. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      You have 1.5 hours to workout, shower, and get ready to go. How much of that time do you want to spend in transit?

      I think his implication was that most of these people are driving a short distance.

      The argument is that if, instead of driving to the gym to work out, you jogged to the gym and worked out, you probably wouldn't need to spend as long in the gym. So the time spent "in transit" is actually part of your workout.

    45. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by kklein · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sweat doesn't smell until many hours after exercise

      I invite you to come smell my coworker when he arrives at work after biking on a sunny day.

      I used to bike to work when I lived in Colorado. There were dedicated bike trails that could get you just about anywhere, and the dry, moderate climate meant that even if/when I sweat, it evaporated immediately, and I didn't have to worry much about inclement weather. Also, Colorado is flat (unless you live in the mountains, obviously), so there are no hills to climb. And Colorado culture means you can totally wear shorts to work, so I was always dressed appropriately for the season.

      Here in Japan, I biked to work my first year, but gave up. It was a little too far and too hilly to be attempting every morning and every evening in a suit. The frequent rain was a problem, sometimes resulting in my kind of just hanging out at work until 9, when I could have left at 6, while my wife ate the dinner she made for us alone. Also, with the high humidity, sweat doesn't go away; it just soaks in. Also not cool for the suits.

      Now I drive. I would like to walk, and sometimes do, but that can result in being unpresentable too, if it's in the dead of summer. Also, it's a 45min walk at even a brisk pace. Also, there's the hill. Losing 45min to a commute I can do in 10 with a car just doesn't seem like a good use of my time.

      Basically, what I'm saying is that there are a lot of reasonable reasons not to ride a bike to work. I loved doing it in Colorado--I loved the freedom; I loved the fresh air; I loved the exercise; I loved not spending money on the commute. I wish I could do it again, but I just can't.

      Finally, FWIW, I'm not fat. I'm at ideal weight, and still fit in my clothes from college. I'm 35. So this isn't a "blarg blarg it's not my fault I'm a tub of lard pass the cookies" whinge; it's an attempt to show why there are some very good reasons for not biking to work.

    46. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by shaunryan · · Score: 1

      At 20 inches the front wheel is a reasonable size and can handle reasonable size bumps. I had a ride of they Yike at the pre-launch event and have spoken with the inventors about it lots (Grant is my brother). When people come off it they just walk off the front (you're in an upright position and your feet are slightly in front of you). I don't think anyone has ever face planted when they've come off it. In my mind the best use of this is when you need to to commute a reasonable distance to public transport. The key advantage it has over other alternatives is it is light and folds up to a relatively small package. If you need to go longer distances, or you want to exercise then this isn't for you.

    47. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by he-sk · · Score: 1

      A far cheaper solution for the I-don't-want-to-turn-up-to-work-smelling-of-sweat crowd is to buy a basket or special bike bags that attach to the luggage rack and put their stuff in there.

      If you ride with no backpack or shoulder bag the headwind will dissipate your sweat immediately if you only wear a shirt in the summer. Depending on how fast you went, you may develop a strong sweat after you arrive, but that only lasts a minute or so and is mainly on the head, so you can just wipe it away.

      In the winter, the many layers of clothes should take care of the problem. If not, all it takes to get rid of the smell is to bring a spare shirt to swap out the lowest layer.

      But I guess the smell issue is just a canard. For the distances were the bike is an alternative (let's say 30 minute rides) you have to go really, really fast to arrive smelly.

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    48. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by PapayaSF · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We could solve the environmental crisis if only people were willing to show up not smelling like roses.

      Sounds like a good argument for having showers available at workplaces.

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    49. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by nanospook · · Score: 1

      You're a mommy's boy sounds like.. - just kidding, really!

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    50. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by houghi · · Score: 1

      I understand driving to the gym. I do not understand that people then start running on a treadmill. Go run in a park or somewhere were the ground is not as hard. Much better for your feet AND you are outside.

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    51. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you but if you work in a place like I do (in close quarters) the last thing you want to smell is pit funk from a Co-worker or worse yet your boss does not want to smell your male aroma from biking to work. Especially if it is in Jun,Jul or Aug.

      but in some cases it might work out to a nick name you can't shake like Dr. Funk. the Funkster, Funkinator ect.

      The cowards coward.

    52. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      If I hadn't already posted you'd have gotten a +1, informative. Or maybe a +1, Get on a bike and do some work you fat f**k. Anyway I agree.

      Also, it's one of my pet peeves that the over 50s 'lycra brigade' that prance around in skintight lycra pants when they're far too old and fat to otherwise get away with it, spend $5000 on a bike to shave 200g off the combined weight of them and their bike when they could leave their water bottle behind (or, like, lose some weight) and have the same effect.

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    53. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by quenda · · Score: 1

      A battery that wears out after 1,000 trips and isn't easy to find poses a problem.

      Not on a silly novelty bike that nobody is going to ride more than a few dozen times.

    54. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      Despite being the GGP curmudgeon, I must point out that I ride a bike pretty much exactly as you describe, and in the summertime, on the east coast of the US, a change of clothes is mandatory at the end of the ride. The humidity (which is lower than it is around the Gulf Coast) cuts into the effectiveness of the gentle breeze. Anyplace dry, yes. All the advice about "oh, just wear wool, or a wicking fiber", is crap, once the humidity gets high enough. (Wool, in the winter, is a wonder fiber, but it helps if they set the thermostat at work low enough.)

      But, on the other hand, showers. Even a "Cuban bath" (wet washrag above the waist) does the job. This assumes you start clean before the ride. And of course this takes time, but the whole point, especially once you pass a certain age, is that the exercise is (rationally speaking, if you value your health) mandatory. You must spend time at it sooner or later; you might as well overlap it with transit.

    55. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by mister_dave · · Score: 1

      It's mind-boggling, here in fat-land, to see all the people who drive to the gym (and all those who just drive, but not even to the gym).

      In FatLand UK, the fatties dress head-to-toe in sportswear, and never the visit the gym at all :-)

    56. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by anotherncbeachbum · · Score: 1

      I did a 1:56 500m the other day...thought I was going to toss my dinner from the night before. I've never sweat so much in my life as since I got my C2. Good stuff. Back to the cycling, I used to ride to work when the ride was flat (I live in the mountains). Now that I have to ride down a long hill to the valley (sort of fun when it's dry and not too foggy) then up a steep hill (lots of people push) it's impossible to get there w/o sweating. Going slow is an option but the uphill still causes me to sweat.

    57. Re:Can you spell Face Plant? by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

      So really it just comes down to a few questions:
      Is that [lifespan] just the battery?
      If so, can the battery be replaced, and for how much?
      What does the electricity to charge it cost?

      That's true, I definitely overshot by assuming $5,000 would need to be spent to replace the battery. It was just a quick in-my-head calculation, and it was the best I could do without knowing how much the battery costs, or the amount of power needed to charge it.

      What got me, besides the apparent instability of the device, was the fact that one can only go about 6,000 miles before battery replacement is necessary. That's going to quickly eat up any advantage to be had from the cheapness of electricity (about 7 cents / KWH around here).

      I'll stick with bicycles, thank you. One costing under $1,000 will get me six miles in under a half-hour and will run 5-6,000 miles needing only $200 in parts -- and that's buying top-dollar tires.

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  3. How much for the doctor bill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks great for posture too. Hopefully they will have a chiropractor rebate in there.

  4. Safety? by neurogeneticist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What happens if you brake going down a steep hill?

    1. Re:Safety? by hardburn · · Score: 1

      Bad things. The Penny-farthing design died for a reason.

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    2. Re:Safety? by Anonymusing · · Score: 3, Informative

      This sounds like a Dr. Seuss story.

      A bloke named Mike
      Had a bike named Yike.
      Hello Mike!
      Hello Yike!
      Mike on Yike went down the hill
      Mike went first when Yike took a spill.
      Hello Hill!
      Goodbye Yike!

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    3. Re:Safety? by Anonymusing · · Score: 0, Redundant

      This sounds like a Dr. Seuss story.

      Meet a man named Mike.
      Mike had a bike.
      The bike was Yike.
      Hello Mike! Hello Yike!

      Mike on Yike
      Went down the Hill.
      Mike went first
      When Yike took a spill.
      Hello Hill! Goodbye Yike!

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    4. Re:Safety? by dgatwood · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:Safety? by Anonymusing · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Sorry for the double response. Slashdot gave me a Javascript error while submitting the first one, and after waiting a minute, I didn't see it posted on the refresh. *sigh*

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    6. Re:Safety? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      So, you don't like the old-time bikes, eh?

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    7. Re:Safety? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      worse case you plant your face on concrete and a car hit you or not as bad but just as undesirable you break out all of your front teeth and writhe around in agony as you gasp for air (you know how is getting the wind knocked out of you) in which case all that air aross exposed tooth nerves will be worse than any pain you would want to deal with and lets not forget the possible concussion, brain swelling and or bleeding.

      I hope I did not leave out anything important.

    8. Re:Safety? by hitmark · · Score: 1

      i would say it depends on the speed going.

      if one keep it sane, i would say one risk sliding of the seat and planting ones feet on the ground...

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  5. 1000 charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The YikeBike weighs in at a measly 22 lbs but has a hefty price tag of almost $5,000 US (£3,000). The expected lifespan is only 1,000 charges but has a projected range of around six miles.

    So, basically this thing costs about $1 per mile?

    I sincerely hope the inventor manages to make it a bit cheaper to own before this thing hits the streets....

    1. Re:1000 charges? by conlaw · · Score: 1

      I sincerely hope the inventor manages to make it a bit cheaper to own before this thing hits the streets....

      Folks better not try "hitting the streets" anywhere except the bike lanes. 13mph seems to be about par with the average golf cart and we all know they're not street legal. In fact, I'd guess that a nice Amish horse and buggy could pass this Yike, except that it would probably break that old rule about "don't scare the horses."

    2. Re:1000 charges? by Rei · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Agreed; this is ridiculous. Less range than your average e-bike and more expensive than your average e-bike. Who would buy this? Heck, you could buy a 60-70mph, 35-60 mile range electric motorcycle for just a few $k more.

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    3. Re:1000 charges? by goombah99 · · Score: 1

      well I'd assume you can replace the batteries for less than the price of the bike. My guess is the expense is in the light weight constuction and motors. Probably see Chinese knockoff's next summer in Pepboys and Autozone.

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    4. Re:1000 charges? by 2short · · Score: 1

      Where I live, if you block the bike lane going 12mph on a motorized vehicle, there may be violence.

    5. Re:1000 charges? by Grishnakh · · Score: 0

      To be fair, 13mph is still 1mph faster than the gay-looking Segway.

    6. Re:1000 charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And (crucially) you look like just as much of a dick as you would if you were riding a segway.

    7. Re:1000 charges? by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      But can you fit an e-bike in a shoulder bag, and easily carry it to your office? Even the folding e-bikes are bigger than this, and generally weigh more. It also reminds me of the Eunicycle, although like the 3 wheel Segway clones, this bike is more practical. (The Eunicycle guy also has made real 2-wheel style Segway clones.)

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    8. Re:1000 charges? by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      I know you're joking, but honestly, lots of people bike at slow-ish speeds, and they get along fine. The big path near here, is filled with peds chatting in pairs, families biking together, dogs, roller bladers, and every once in a while a crowd of lacrosse players (those sticks are a menace). Segways are fat (I've passed one on the road), this thing is at least as skinny as a bicycle. There's a great diversity of widths, lane discipline, and speeds.

      And in tight auto traffic, 13mph is within the range of acceptable speeds; I've checked my speed rolling through traffic jams, and though 17mph is fun (neener-neener, take that, stopped cars!), my stuff-could-happen sensor is triggering loud and clear. 12-15 is common, given gradient, heat, and how I happen to be feeling on a given day. The real problem with this puppy, is the cost.

    9. Re:1000 charges? by 2short · · Score: 1

      Only kinda joking. I would just yell profanity at them.

      Note that the GP and I said "bike lane", not "path". The paths around here actually say "No motor vehicles", so I'd object to them on that ground, but not the speed. Pedestrians, etc, are expected, and welcome if they keep to the right.

      In the on-street bike lane, motorization is probably legal, but it's certainly against the spirit. Going 12 means I have to go around you, which is fine near stopped cars, less so near ones doing 45. For the rare slow cyclist who rides in such places, I'll deal. But those who use a motor should not be so slow as to to obstruct the passage of their betters. (ha, ha, only serious)

      The real problem with this puppy is any compelling reason for it, and the inability to stop if you like your face. Not being able to go up a curb prevents riding it in all environments that a 13 mph top speed doesn't.

    10. Re:1000 charges? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Why does he spell it like that. Did he have a nasty accident on it?

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  6. Sobriety, please by CRCulver · · Score: 1

    Remember the buzz around the Segway before it came out? (I know some Slashdotters these days are a bit too young, see e.g. Kemper's Code Name Ginger .) Basically Kamen's invention was first announced through the code names IT and Ginger, with the promise that this unknown invention would completely change life as we know it. When the Segway was finally unveiled, the disappointment pretty much killed off any widescale distribution of the device (along with crazy city ordinances). I wish this bike inventor luck, but I have a feeling that the less he touts how revolutionary it is, the more adoption it will see.

    1. Re:Sobriety, please by oldspewey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This thing does one thing the Segway can't: it folds into a shoulder bag and weighs 22lbs. That means I can bring it upstairs into the office once I get to work, or hell even bring it onboard a commercial airliner as unchecked baggage.

      In my opinion, if the longevity could be extended to somewhere north of 2500 charges it'd be a pretty compelling gadget even at $5,000.

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    2. Re:Sobriety, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd agree if it had 3X the range. Six miles is good for one three mile trip, barely. I'd say nitch things like taking the train then using it to get to your office but that assumes your office is around two miles from the train station. Pretty narrow usage there. You could recharge at the office but that's assuming a fast charge, less range, and you still only get 6 miles or less. You get around 15, without recharging, with a Segway and even more on rechargable bikes. Until he gets the milage up to 15 to 20 miles without adding much weight it's a novelty and a damn expensive one.

    3. Re:Sobriety, please by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      When the Segway was finally unveiled, the disappointment pretty much killed off any widescale distribution of the device (along with crazy city ordinances).

      I thought it was the $6K price tag. I've driven the i2 around a bit and really enjoyed it. But I can't justify the cost of getting one (and I'm not in the right area for one anyway).

    4. Re:Sobriety, please by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Remember the buzz around the Segway before it came out? (I know some Slashdotters these days are a bit too young...

      What are you talking about? The Segway came out in 2001. I doubt there are any eight year old Slashdotters.

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    5. Re:Sobriety, please by j1mmy · · Score: 1

      i bring my road bike to my office

      so does one of my other employees

      they don't really take up that much space

    6. Re:Sobriety, please by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      A person who is 20 now (the age I was when I began reading Slashdot) might not have been passionately following technology news when they were 12.

  7. I'm a doctor, not an engineer! by metamechanical · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's a bicycle, but not as we have come to know it

    Better put as:

    It's bike, Jim, but not as we know it.

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    1. Re:I'm a doctor, not an engineer! by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      It's bike, Jim, but not as we know it.

      Thanks! I knew I could count on someone for this!

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  8. Really good ideas... by Garbad+Ropedink · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Speaking of good ideas. Has anybody heard of this one?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle

    These things seem to be really popular. They work on nearly the same principle as the vehicle mentioned in the article and they're also light weight and a lot cheaper. Plus they don't make it look like your mom had a job at the circus taking canon balls to the stomach while she was pregnant with you.

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    1. Re:Really good ideas... by CRCulver · · Score: 1, Funny

      Unfortunately if you simply switch to a bicycle in many American communities, you will be ostracized by your friends and coworkers because they will suspect you have been charged with DUI and can no longer drive a car. At least switching to a whizbang invention has less shame involved.

    2. Re:Really good ideas... by schnikies79 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Naa. Everyone I see that gets a DUI switches to a moped.

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    3. Re:Really good ideas... by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wow, that's a really negative way to put it. If someone I know starts biking a lot, I think, "wow, good to see you making an effort to improve your health" along with, "thank you for reducing your carbon footprint", not, "you're a drunk loser!"

      About the most negative thing I think of when I learn someone I know is switching to biking is, "Gee, watch out for all the idiots in cars who are trying to kill you!"

    4. Re:Really good ideas... by piemonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      At least switching to a whizbang invention has less shame involved.

      Right up until they ask you how much you paid for it.

    5. Re:Really good ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You obviously don't live in "the South". Down here, they switch to riding lawn mowers or golf carts. Seriously.

    6. Re:Really good ideas... by oldhack · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Pretty good gizmo except for a fatal flaw - me in my car. MUAHAHAHAH!!!

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    7. Re:Really good ideas... by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never met some of the Hard-Core Biking Douchebags who'll drop five figures on a pair of wheels!

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    8. Re:Really good ideas... by pluther · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're in the US, you must live on one of the coasts.

      In the midwest, bicycles are generally seen as being for children.

      Drunks, though, usually take the bus or have a spouse drive them around. Or, probably more frequently, just drive without a license.

      The whole time I lived in Missouri, I never saw anyone else commute to work via bicycle.

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    9. Re:Really good ideas... by xdotx · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly. 12.5mph and a 6 mile range? My bike can go at least 7 times as far, and faster. Plus I get a little exercise and don't waste electricity. With a 6 mile range doesn't this mean you have to charge it wherever you're going? Or if your round trip is less than 3 miles one way can't you just walk (and then not have to worry about carrying this thing/locking it up)? Are people that lazy - I mean "busy"?

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    10. Re:Really good ideas... by cbowland · · Score: 1

      Velo- commuters are definitely the minority in MO, but at least in St. Louis City and County, there are a fair number. I used to be one (and will again) until I dislocated my elbow last month. I commuted by bike (not everyday) about 4000 miles in the last 20 months. Not a huge amount as my ride is only 9 miles one way, but enough that I considered myself a commuter.

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    11. Re:Really good ideas... by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're not ostracized because they think you got a DUI. You just smell bad because you biked 10 miles to work and haven't had a chance to shower.

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    12. Re:Really good ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While you may look down on bicyclists, the rest of the US just looks down on the Midwest. :)

    13. Re:Really good ideas... by tepples · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't live in "the South". Down here, they switch to riding lawn mowers or golf carts. Seriously.

      Do you mean actual golf carts, or do you mean the electric automobiles that right-wing commentators have derided as "golf carts"?

    14. Re:Really good ideas... by Altus · · Score: 1

      yea, and their rides get them laid all the time I'm sure.

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    15. Re:Really good ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      About the most negative thing I think of when I learn someone I know is switching to biking is, "Gee, watch out for all the idiots in cars who are trying to kill you!"

      Sadly, in my experience it's usually the bicyclists who are the hugest assholes. For instance, in five years of watching bicyclists, I've seen one stop for a stop sign exactly one time, and that appeared to be only because there was so much traffic he couldn't "chance it." For some reason, bicyclists seem to be under the impression that they're neither pedestrian nor vehicle, so are immune to the laws of the road governing either.

    16. Re:Really good ideas... by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      Actual golf carts, if his life in the South is anything like the years I spent there.

    17. Re:Really good ideas... by syousef · · Score: 1

      About the most negative thing I think of when I learn someone I know is switching to biking is, "Gee, watch out for all the idiots in cars who are trying to kill you!"

      Yeah that's a really positive attitude there. I don't know many motorists that are actually TRYING to kill anyone. There may be careless motorists, but homicidal not so much, and even the careless ones realise that if they did kill someone they'd be in a world of trouble. (unfortunately they think they're invincible).

      If you're going to lecture someone on having a bad attitude you might want to check your own.

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    18. Re:Really good ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno, Chicago is a pretty excellent city for biking. Last I checked its in the Midwest. I see many people ride their bikes to work.

    19. Re:Really good ideas... by satoshi1 · · Score: 1

      That's only because it's nearly impossible to drive in downtown traffic and get anywhere on time / in one piece.

    20. Re:Really good ideas... by tpgp · · Score: 1

      You just smell bad because you biked 10 miles to work and haven't had a chance to shower.

      In more civilized parts of the world, workplaces have showers. Not out of altruism either - a healthy worker takes less sick days.

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    21. Re:Really good ideas... by he-sk · · Score: 1

      Cyclists ignore traffic laws, because the law ignores them. The safety of cars and pedestrians are the priorities, cyclists are not given much thought. I live in Berlin, which is argueably a very bike-friendly city, and I know a few places where cylists are forced to expose themselves unnecessarily if they follow all directions on the road.

      Meanwhile, statistics on traffic accidents show that cyclists are not the assholes of the road. For example, in Konstanz, bikes are used as much as cars (the rest take public transportation), yet cyclists are only involved in about 10% of all accidents and the cause for even less.

      FYI, from the perspective of the cyclists it makes sense to ignore a red light and enter the intersection when it's clear. That's because studies have shown that cyclists are safer when they enter the intersection before cars going in the same direction.

      Personally, I can't think of a reason why I need to come to a complete halt at a stop sign on a bike.

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    22. Re:Really good ideas... by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

      Everybody is an asshole at times.
      I think the difference is

      A: Getting hit by a car in traffic.
      B: Getting hit by a bicycle in traffic.

      If a SUV driver "chances it" she'll just kill someone else's kids, no problem, if a cyclist "chances it" the risk is usually personal.

      Also, after five years of watching bicyclists...
      get a job ; ).

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    23. Re:Really good ideas... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      If you're going to lecture someone on having a bad attitude you might want to check your own.

      That's hilarious coming from you, lebbo.

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    24. Re:Really good ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like a true alcoholic, everything always comes back to alcohol. The world revolves around drinking and everybody is looking at you. You are right. You do have a problem.

      Shut the fuck up.

    25. Re:Really good ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats why all you fat fucks die of heart attacks at 35.

      For those of you who have never been to the midwest, the most common commercials you will see on tv and hear on the radio are for cardiologists. I shit you not.

    26. Re:Really good ideas... by andcal · · Score: 1

      To the contrary, I was living in South Carolina when I learned what a "liquor-cycle" (pronounced "licker-sickle") was (a moped).

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    27. Re:Really good ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So.... you're saying that nobody drives anywhere because there's too many cars on the road?

  9. Why? by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's more expensive than the Segway (which runs $3-5K last I checked), has 1/4 the range, and while it weighs less, this only partially offsets the more limited movement (it can't rise over a curb without aid, a Segway can). Unless your balance is atrocious, you can use a Segway (my 80 year old grandfather bought one as his knees declined). Why would I buy this?

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    1. Re:Why? by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1

      Slight correction: Not all Segways get four times the range, but all of them seem to get at least 50% more than this product, usually twice the range.

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    2. Re:Why? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why would I buy this?

      There are several factors that I'd want to compare products on if I were in the market for a personal motorized transport device.

      1. Size
      2. Weight
      3. Ergonomics -- sitting or standing? Comfort?
      4. Range
      5. Durability
      6. Cargo capacity

      For me, #6 would be a dealbreaker, the others are ones I could compromise on. What is the cargo capacity on a segway? How many saddlebags and how much weight can it handle? If I couldn't do my family's grocery shopping with it, I wouldn't consider it.

      But I'm not in the market for one of these, since I have a bike with good cargo capacity (and a trailer for when I need it), and I live in a small town, not a city.

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    3. Re:Why? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      If I couldn't do my family's grocery shopping with it, I wouldn't consider it.

      Are you doing you family's shopping every day? On every trip?
      No. In a typical 2 car family, one car is used almost exclusively to get dad to and from work. 30 minutes each way, and it sits, parked, the other 23 hours.

      No, it (or a bike/Segway/bus/whatever) is not a total replacement for all of your vehicles. But maybe a replacement for one of your vehicles.

      The range on this seems to be a bit lacking, though. And the price is a bit high.

    4. Re:Why? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      When I lived in a city, my wife and I had *zero* cars. This is common for dense urban areas; two cars per household is rare. When we needed a car (road trips, etc) we rented one.

      I used my saddlebags and trailer for my bike when grocery shopping then, and I still do even though I'm out in the boonies now (and we have two cars).

      I think the market that a product like this is geared to is not the two-cars-in-the-burbs market.

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    5. Re:Why? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      I think the market that a product like this is geared to is not the two-cars-in-the-burbs market.

      True. But just outside of the dense inner city, many, many families think they need two cars.
      I was able to be a one car family for several years, simply because I could ride my bike to work. Most of the shopping, etc happened with the car.

    6. Re:Why? by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1

      According to this the standard Segway models can carry 260 pounds (that's passenger + cargo weight). The e series comes with side cargo bags for the purpose. So in my case (170 lbs), I could theoretically carry 90 lbs of groceries.

      Of course, this is all a bit of a moot point for me personally. I live in Manhattan, and my grocery store is two blocks away, right next to where I get off the subway on my way home from work. So I do a couple small shopping runs a week, and only buy what I can easily carry.

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    7. Re:Why? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      With that bloody think I'd consider wearing a rucksack on my chest. First for the cargo capacity but also give some protection when the inevitable arse-over-tit incident occurs.

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  10. What's the point? by kryptKnight · · Score: 1

    The article says it can only go 12.5 mph. An ordinary person on a bicycle can go faster than that on a bicycle without breaking a sweat. The segway is at least more maneuverable than a bicycle at slow speeds; while this thing has no redeeming value at all.

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    1. Re:What's the point? by neurogeneticist · · Score: 1

      An ordinary person on a bicycle can go faster than that on a bicycle without breaking a sweat.

      Yes, but how fast can a person on a bicycle go on a YikeBike?

    2. Re:What's the point? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It's bicycles all the way down.

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    3. Re:what's the point? by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      I don't get why people keep come up with all these bizarre alternatives.

      What is your favorite video game? Zork wasn't good enough for you?

      Get back in your base...oh you never left.

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    4. Re:What's the point? by quenda · · Score: 1

      I'd ask why the 1.2kW motor, if it only goes 20km/hr ?
      A standard 200W electric bike will do the same speed while remaining street-legal. (exact legal power varies with where you live.)

      > An ordinary person on a bicycle can go faster than that on a bicycle without breaking a sweat.

      In many places yes, but many other places have high humidity in summer.

    5. Re:what's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I like modern video games, because they provide newer and better functionality. I don't like these bicycle alternatives, because they are expensive and less functional than a bicycle.

      I'm sorry such simple, logical arguments go over your head. Have you considered a career in breaking rocks for a living?

    6. Re:what's the point? by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      I don't get why people keep come up with all these bizarre alternatives.

      What is your favorite video game? Zork wasn't good enough for you?

      Oh, I like modern video games...I'm sorry such simple, logical arguments go over your head. Have you considered a career in breaking rocks for a living?

      No. But I have considered a career in psychology--and it seems I might be pretty damn good at it.

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  11. Could be onto something here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they'd made a model with something like tracks that work in deep snow and market it back country skiers/boarders, they just might have a winner.

    1. Re:Could be onto something here... by rossdee · · Score: 1

      Its from New Zealand. Snow is not a factor there (at least in The North Island.)

      The cost of petrol (gasoline in american) is pretty high there too.

    2. Re:Could be onto something here... by dafing · · Score: 1

      Snow can affect lots of NZ, but we also have fairly cold temperatures in the South Island generally, and rain. Basically, a bike is not the best way to get around :)

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  12. The real alternative ... by neonprimetime · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... is to just use your damn bicycle. Why pay $5,000 for that thing? Why pay money for a segway? Buy a bike for a couple hundred bucks or cheaper. It's better for the environment and costs less. I don't see the need for this fancy motor scooter crap.

    1. Re:The real alternative ... by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Funny

      You just don't earn enough. This a demonstration (to the opposite sex) that you can afford to burn $5k therefore are "fit" and able to easily provide for offspring.

       

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    2. Re:The real alternative ... by Entropius · · Score: 1

      Any member of the opposite sex impressed by a $5k gadget doesn't count as "fit" in my book.

    3. Re:The real alternative ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And therefore, you'll burn it on something that makes you look like a dork. Makes perfect sense. Not to mention that it will probably never get road safety clearance, is even slower than my bike powered by nothing but old-boned me, and has very low range. If you want to burn that 5k, burn it on a really nice Vespa or something.

    4. Re:The real alternative ... by 2short · · Score: 1


      But not "fit" enough to turn some pedals... seriously, look at the picture of the guy on that thing; it's not going to get you dates.

      If you want a bike, but need to impress people with how much money you spent, there are several manufacturers happy to help. I'd suggest a Cervelo. At 5K, you'll be looking at the bottom of their line, but the people who will be impressed by the name and not your skill won't know the difference.

    5. Re:The real alternative ... by Altus · · Score: 1

      Seriously, given the range is only 6 miles, I don't see why you wouldn't bike. I could see the advantages of a powered vehicle over longer distances where I might get tired, but 6 miles just isn't that far.

      One of my coworkers at a previous company had a nice little fold up bike. He took the train every day and biked from the station to his house. Seemed like a pretty good solution. It was cheeper, faster and had better range. Probably lighter than 22lbs too.

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    6. Re:The real alternative ... by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      @neonprimetime: "I don't see the need for this fancy motor scooter crap."

      And if God had meant for man to fly he'd have given us wings. Men on the moon??? Bah... humbug! And your little dog Toto too.

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    7. Re:The real alternative ... by Deosyne · · Score: 1

      Because for some reason my coworkers don't like to bask in the rich aroma of my sweaty balls after bicycling several miles to work. I will grant you a point on the "fancy motor scooter" quip, though, as one can get a motor scooter that gets far greater range at three times the speed for a third of the price, with the bonus of slightly more carrying capacity.

    8. Re:The real alternative ... by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 1

      All the ladies are just waiting to jump the bones of Segway owners. Just you wait...

    9. Re:The real alternative ... by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      You're just ruling out the 18-year-olds in favor of the high-maintenance pre-MILFs.

    10. Re:The real alternative ... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      I can think of a lot better ways to spend $5k, if the goal was getting dates.

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    11. Re:The real alternative ... by Dammital · · Score: 1

      I gather you don't have a use for it. Great, don't buy one. But I ride my Segway an average of 200 miles each month, and wouldn't be without it. I live a sane distance from work, and commute back and forth without (a) getting sweaty and (b) adding quite so much to my carbon footprint as I did when I was using the Volvo. So yeah, Segways have their place. This Yike thing probably has a niche, too.

    12. Re:The real alternative ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not very imaginative, are you? What about people with knee problems? People who have cardiac problems and cannot do "intense" exercise?

    13. Re:The real alternative ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you get sweaty riding 6 miles at 13mph, you're doing it wrong.

    14. Re:The real alternative ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but when you pay for those dates, they dont really count.

    15. Re:The real alternative ... by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      200 / 20 / 2 = 5. If you can't ride 5 miles on a bike at Segway speeds without getting sweaty balls, then you're seriously unfit, and you should get a bike. Alternatively, remain that unfit and die early. That'll reduce your carbon footprint pretty sharpish.

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  13. yeah yeah. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 4, Funny

    http://www.bicycle-power.com/electric.html

    Hey. I've had a great idea. People could propel these things using their legs, getting fit at the same time. So you would be moving to your destination *and* saving money in gym fees *and* saving all that waste time at the gym too.

    Think I'll patent it.

    "A method for increasing human fitness and moving towards a destination at the same time."

     

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    1. Re:yeah yeah. by RobVB · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Flintstones did it.

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    2. Re:yeah yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG.. please warn before linking to a site which (ab)uses Java for button navigation. Just like the [PDF] tag some people are kind enough to use.

    3. Re:yeah yeah. by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      I'm from the Humor Assistance League. I'm here to help.

      Parent wants us to imagine Fred Flintstone's legs under his car running, like he does at the intro of every show. Parent may also want us to contrast more primitive technologies with present and future technology and the impact these technologies have on our lives and perspectives.

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  14. Personal mobility by improfane · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I find this personal mobility devices pathetic for able bodied people.

    Why aren't we satisfied with walking anymore? I will be walking 30 minutes twice a day from September.

    The only issue is boredom and wasting of time. I will counter this with podcasts.

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    1. Re:Personal mobility by fridaynightsmoke · · Score: 0, Troll

      I see, it's "I do X so everybody should do X like me"
      I see your "I walk so everyone should walk", and raise you "I drive so everybody should drive"

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    2. Re:Personal mobility by selven · · Score: 1

      I'd much rather choose how I spend my time. If you're walking, it's 15 minutes of podcasts. If you're on a bike, it's 5 minutes of podcasts and 10 minutes of whatever you want.

    3. Re:Personal mobility by cfa22 · · Score: 1

      Not so simple. I live a 30-min walk from my work, through urban Philly. To bike it (I've tried) is 10 minutes on the bike, door-to-door, owing to lights and other traffic rules. I often need to change clothes (summer is very humid). I have to lock my bike up outside due to fire-code regulations preventing them in the building. Changing clothes and locking/unlocking add time to the bike commute. Walking is just simpler. In rainy weather, can you bike with an umbrella? And no way would I listen to a podcast on a bike -- you need your ears to bike in the city. I was a bicycle commuter (4 miles) in graduate school on the west coast and loved it. For a simple 1.5-mile commute, walking seems better.

    4. Re:Personal mobility by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You could always get one of those small, fold-up bikes, and bring that in the building with you. No one's going to notice.

      For rain, wear a poncho.

    5. Re:Personal mobility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you're on a bike, it's 5 minutes of podcasts

      Cause God forbid you're alone with your thoughts for five minutes. Actually, come to think of it, I might literally die of boredom if I had to spend 5 minutes listening to *either* of your thoughts. Carry on.

    6. Re:Personal mobility by Metasquares · · Score: 1

      What if what you want to do with that time is walk? If time is the only consideration, it makes sense to drive just about anywhere within a 4 hour drive of you (and to fly further distances).

    7. Re:Personal mobility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      virgins above!

    8. Re:Personal mobility by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I find this personal mobility devices pathetic for able bodied people.
      Why aren't we satisfied with walking anymore? I will be walking 30 minutes twice a day from September.
      The only issue is boredom and wasting of time. I will counter this with podcasts.

      So... you don't actually do this *walking* stuff now? You don't actually know what it's like walking to work in a suit, when it's 95 degrees with 95% humidity? You don't know what it's like meeting with clients smelling like you just walked out of the gym? You don't know what it's like having to spend $100 a week on drycleaning? And you're calling people pathetic.... that's funny.

      The device would have been great for my last office. It was a 4 mile ride to the train station, the commute into the city, and then a 2 mile subway ride. Would have been fine by bike, but you couldn't take the bike on the train, so you would have needed two bikes. Which I wouldn't have minded either, one bike from home to station, one in the city from station to work, but there wasn't any place to lock up a bike at work and you weren't allowed to bring the bike into the office. The YikeBike could be stowed in a garment bag, that would have been perfect.

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    9. Re:Personal mobility by PietjeJantje · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The first step to battle obesity is to stop blaming it on everyone else and stop making up excuses for your behavioral patterns.

    10. Re:Personal mobility by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't there somewhere at work you could leave your suit, and get changed when you arrive? I used to bike to work and do that. I never even had to take them home - there was a laundry service just over the road.

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    11. Re:Personal mobility by bendodge · · Score: 1

      No, the sweatiness is a serious factor here. I rode 5 miles one way on a regular bike to my high school when it was cool outside, and I still needed to spend a few minutes outside before walking into the heated building or I would break out a serious sweat. The other options were to go slow, which is time consuming and boring, or get some snazzy outfit, which would be expensive and time consuming to change into/out of.

      In a business environment this factor is even more important. It's simply unacceptable to be sweating and panting in a suit.

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    12. Re:Personal mobility by soundguy · · Score: 1

      I find this personal mobility devices pathetic for able bodied people.

      Why aren't we satisfied with walking anymore? I will be walking 30 minutes twice a day from September.

      The only issue is boredom and wasting of time. I will counter this with podcasts.

      Walking for exercise in your "spare" time is a good idea, if you HAVE any spare time. Quite a few people don't these days, especially on a work day. Not to mention, an hour spent walking 5 miles to work could be better utilized as ((10 minutes of more intense physical exercise + 5 minutes of driving to work in a car) OR (15 minutes bicycling to work)) + 45 minutes of charging someone $10-$400 an hour for doing actual profitable work.

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    13. Re:Personal mobility by PietjeJantje · · Score: 1

      You know, there are two funny things about this. The first is no physical movement because you might break out a sweat, and the total decadence in that. The second is that people tend to avoid obese persons in meetings because they are smelly. Seems cyclic. No it isn't you, it's heavy bones and transpiration issues that cause you to be fat.

    14. Re:Personal mobility by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      Why aren't we satisfied with walking anymore?

      Umm, it's slow? It's unpleasant. You have to dodge assholes who run red lights. It's not intense enough for a workout. It does not work your entire body.

      Do you need more reasons?

      I row 10,000 m five days a week on an indoor rower and I use mechanized transportation to and from work every day. The 10,000 m on the rower would just about cover my round trip *in a rowboat*. An equivalent amount of energy on a bicycle or walking would get me to work and back twice at least. I don't walk for the reasons I mentioned. I don't run because I don't like to show up to work sweaty and I have too many injuries from the knees down to do it for more than a week without crippling myself. I don't ride a bike because I live in LA and I LIKE LIVING!

      If I didn't think some jackass in a car would try to nail me on a yike bike just because he didn't like the way I looked, I'd probably get one. Instead, I savor the thought of the thousands of pounds of metal around my body as I commute to and from work.

      The antagonism towards segways and yike bikes even on the hyper liberal /. drives me away from these environmental alternatives because I know the attitude you and others show here is expressed as dangerous aggression on the road. I'd rather mother earth burn up in a stew of CO2 than make myself a target for drivers who are insecure about their own masculinity and aim their SUVs at everything that doesn't have four wheels.

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    15. Re:Personal mobility by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      I see your "I walk so everyone should walk", and raise you "I drive so everybody should drive"

      I see your insightful post and raise you a "why the hell was this modded troll"?

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    16. Re:Personal mobility by he-sk · · Score: 1

      If you don't wear a backpack or should bag and your shirt can flow freely, you won't arrive smelly. Somebody else already suggested a poncho for rainy days. WRT podcasts, I used to listen to them with only one earbud, so I could still hear the sounds of the road. (I don't anymore, because my ipod is broken and getting them onto my cheap-ass mobile is too much of a hassle.)

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    17. Re:Personal mobility by hitmark · · Score: 1

      how about those whos work is about hopping from meeting to meeting, presenting products, designs and ideas for future monetizing by others?

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  15. Does not seem to have the beenfits of a bicycle by runyonave · · Score: 1

    it doesn't seem suited to be used on any terrain other than flat terrain. It looks like a bicycle but does not seem to have the same benefits. Bicycles have suspension that lets you lift the front wheel a few inches above the ground to get on elevated surfaces. This does not seem like it has suspension and even if it did, the steering handles are in an awkward position. What's the point of it, you're better off getting a bicycle that will do more and cost much less.

  16. Kiwi inventors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kiwis have an interesting mentality. They're literally 1000 nautical miles from anywhere and have had to rely on inventing everything or else having it shipped it. So, their entire culture is based on inventing things. Farmers have come up with some amazing inventions in their time, but the culture permeates all other parts of society, sometimes to the detriment of re-inventing the wheel -- like in this case.

  17. Segway and ordinances by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When the Segway was finally unveiled, the disappointment pretty much killed off any widescale distribution of the device (along with crazy city ordinances).

    I don't know about crazy city ordinances, but I was astounded by the speed with which the electric personal assistive mobility device gained recognition and all the rights of a bicycle under Virginia Law. I believe the law changes were in the books even before the first Segway hit pavement in Virginia. And I'm just willing to bet that you'll find similar treatment in state laws on both U.S. coasts.

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  18. STOP!!! by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 3, Funny

    You had me at "praying mantis"!

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  19. Possible usage by vonhammer · · Score: 1

    From TFA:> I have just become the first British journalist to road test the YikeBike, billed as a mini penny-farthing for the 21st century.

    Hey, just in time for this retread

  20. Electric bike anyone? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised there isn't a bigger market for rechargeable-electric-motors that retrofit on existing bicycles.

    If there's a low-range, commuter version good for maybe 10 miles between charges if you don't pedal that costs less than $1,000 plus the cost of the bike then there should be.

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    1. Re:Electric bike anyone? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      If there's a low-range, commuter version good for maybe 10 miles between charges if you don't pedal that costs less than $1,000 plus the cost of the bike then there should be.

      e-bikes carry a few disadvantages, primarily weight. A few years ago, I test rode a Giant LaFree. Rode OK, but the damn thing weighed 80lbs. That is a definite limiter on what you can do with it. Upstairs to the apartment? Yeah, right. On the car bike rack? yeah, right. A 20-30 lb bike, you can throw over your shoulder. At 80lbs, thats not happening for most people.
      Oh, and when the battery runs down, now you're pedalling an 80lb bike. Not fun.

      Electrifying a bicycle adds 40+ lbs to a regular bike, removes the exercise value of a bike, and adds nothing to the creature comfort aspect.

    2. Re:Electric bike anyone? by 2short · · Score: 1


      There are several kits in the ballpark of the specs you specify, for less than half that cost. (e.g. http://www.usaelectricbike.com/). They are not terribly popular.

      People who are not willing to pedal generally have cars. For people willing to pedal, a regular bicycle is highly competent.

      Batteries are heavy, and for bikes, weight is the enemy. If you add enough batteries to give you a meaningful boost, you no longer have a nice bike you want to power by pedaling. If you add enough more batteries to go faster than a bike (for short distances) you really don't want to bother pedaling, and you have a moped.

    3. Re:Electric bike anyone? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what happened to it, but a little over ten years ago I remember seeing Sinclair (the company that made the flimsy computers) selling a electronic-assist device that clipped on to a bike wheel and gave you a boost when going up hills (I think it charged itself on the downhill and when you were pedalling). I had a look about six months ago, and a few companies were selling similar products, for a lot less than $1000.

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  21. Not convinced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So that's about 83 cents per mile, over the lifetime of the product, just for the purchase. Plus the cost of the electricity to charge it. That's not terribly cost effective. Especially if I can never get more than 3 miles from home, in order to make the round trip without having to drag it.

  22. So that's who's responsible . . . by mdomb529 · · Score: 1

    A New Zealander invented the foot?

  23. The only use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only use I could see is for storing in the trunk of a car as a back up/short hop alternative. It'd have to have 3X the range to be practical for even that. It seems pointless. Electric bikes normally have 3X to 4X the range and cost less. If it's supposed to take on the Segway it needs a lot more range and it lacks the coolness factor of a self righting vehicle. A fold up traditional electric bike would make more sense. Gee it'll be great when batteries are 10X better? So will every other invention including the Segway. It's a solution in search of a problem since it doesn't fit any existing need.

  24. Nothing to do with the Segway by popo · · Score: 1

    This has all of nothing to do with the Segway. It's a tricycle with the center of gravity moved forwards. It is significantly less stable than the Segway, and it's almost certainly more uncomfortable.

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    1. Re:Nothing to do with the Segway by jjeffries · · Score: 1

      It has the same problem though--where do you use it? It's not street legal, and most bike/walk paths prohibit motorized vehicles... it will fit in well once we start redesigning cities to accommodate the Segway... has that started yet?

  25. £3000?! by Manip · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can buy a mopehead ("scooter") for less than £1000 which can go over 30 MpH. Why would I buy this? You cannot use it on roads OR on footpaths in a lot of locations and it is too small to really work as a carry-around and too big to park up.

    1. Re:£3000?! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      It weighs about 10kg and folds up, so it does have some advantages over the moped (or even a mope head, which is possibly a kind of goth and probably not a convenient means of transport). Whether this advantage is worth the extra price and shorter range is debatable.

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    2. Re:£3000?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moped, not mopehead

  26. Not as cool/affordable as the eniCycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not as cool/affordable as the eniCycle (http://enicycle.com/).

  27. A good argument for handlebars by fantomas · · Score: 1

    Handlebars on traditional bikes are a good idea. Leaning slightly forward in your normal position with your hands in front of you on a nice solid piece of metal, if you have to brake suddenly your weight shifts forward.

    So on a traditional bike if you hit the brakes when that inevitable Volvo driver cuts across you without signalling/pulls out, your weight shifts forward and you brace yourself with your arms. Your arms are pretty strong and it's a very natural position for them to take weight: we've been falling over and putting our weight on our arms since we were toddlers. The weight transfers to your arms, onto the rigid handlebars, and this is transferred through your front forks onto your front wheel, which has a little give with the pumped up tyre. You're still in control of your bike in this position, and the next most dramatic move is to slip forward off your saddle to a standing position forward of a saddle both feet on the floor. You've got your vehicle to brace yourself against to stop moving forwards, and you're gripping the handlebars tightly so getting the most out of your brakes.

    On this new bike, yikes indeed. You stop suddenly and from the look of it your head is ahead of the rest of you. To stop you flying forward you're relying on your grip on the handlebars, much less reliable I'd imagine than locking your arms in front of you. Still your head is going to swing forward some amount. An alternative is that you've got to let go and lose control of your vehicle and take a few tenths of a second to swing your arms in front of you - nothing to hold on to - but just to protect you from the moving car or the road. You're not in control of your vehicle and all you can brace yourself against is the road or the car.

    I think the traditional bike wins in this situation. Thoughts from others?

    1. Re:A good argument for handlebars by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      ebikes still win.

      I've seen people refit their bicycles with an ebike conversion kit. For about $1200 CDN, you replace one of your bike wheels with a hub motor. It can travel about 30mph and has a distance of about 20 miles per charge. It doesn't look like a weird fucking thingamajig like this or the Segway, there's little learning curve, and it has easily replaceable batteries.

      I bike a regular bio-drive bike; it's helped me lose 85 pounds over the last 13 years. (From 250 down to 165) I can routinely outpace the people on scooters or using ebikes. (I can sustain 30km/h for about 10 minutes on flat ground/ slight inclines.) Plus I'm in the best shape of my life AND I have an excuse to wear spandex.

      As for your suggestion of what happens when you stop, that depends on your bike and its loading. I have heavy saddlebags containing my work clothes, shoes, tools, locks, lunch, etc. If I brake, I can stop in a hurry without much risk. I recently upgraded my tires from summer slicks to really grippy rain tires. I still lose directional stability in a fast brake situation because the rear wheel lifts, so I'm holding onto a wobbly unicycle on a spring. I will invariably go down, but I can control the direction by shifting my weight.

      Lighter bikes -- especially the road / racing style -- will have you flip over the bars if you try to stop. That's why the fixed ring bikes haven't got brakes. You stop pedalling to stop, and brakes would only move you from a probable accident to a certain one.

      On a bike, it's important to be aware of your surroundings, anticipate any possible collisions, and avoid them. Common sense, but often neglected.

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    2. Re:A good argument for handlebars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you read the post you're replying to?

      As for your suggestion of what happens when you stop, that depends on your bike and its loading.

      No, it seems you you didn't.

      Did you read the article? You know, the one that the person you're replying to is talking about? No, it seems you didn't.

  28. Newsflash by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

    People didn't buy the segway because it was as expensive as a motorcycle with a limited range and went slower than most people could pedal a bike.

    How is this better? Didn't learn from the Segway, did you? This costs more, has less range, and goes about the same speed.

    Sorry to rant, but I'm just incredulous. I rode a $500 bike 75 miles in 5 hours. I can't imagine why I would want a $5000 "bike" that goes 6 miles in 30 minutes, then dies.

    Here's the thing about progress. Later inventions are supposed to be better. Not cooler. I'll grant the Segway is kinda cool, and so is this, it's just a poorer solution to the getting from a to b problem than existing products.

    1. Re:Newsflash by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      People didn't buy the segway because it was as expensive as a motorcycle with a limited range and went slower than most people could pedal a bike.

      Or that if you wanted to look like a total dork, a Star Trek uniform was much cheaper, much safer, and almost as effective.

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  29. Leave it to a Kiwi by Alzheimers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Leave it to a Kiwi to put training wheels on a unicycle.

    1. Re:Leave it to a Kiwi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding, I'd much rather have one of these.

  30. Meh- I'll take a Stokemonkey... by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Here's a video of a woman riding one with 2 little kids and 4 sacks of groceries.

    Sure, it's big, it's bulky, but for the most part, you will no longer need a car.

    And for those who like things a little more space age, There's the go-one and similar vehicles, like this one pulling into a campus at Intel.

    The velomobiles will protect you in the rain, and you can't face plant in it. The Stokemonkey is stupidly powerful and extremely practical (try and haul 2 little kids and 4 sacks of groceries on a yikeBike). The YikeBike is for yuppies who want a cool toy.

    However: the future is not to be denied: the future of transportation lies in lightweight electric and electric assist (i.e. electric assisted pedal bikes and trikes) vehicles.

    Get 'em now while they're relatively cheap and unwanted...

    RS

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    1. Re:Meh- I'll take a Stokemonkey... by piemonkey · · Score: 1

      Get 'em now while they're relatively cheap and unwanted...

      relatively cheap? $5,000? If I was to get one (I prefer my regular bike) I would wait until every other child in China is building them, and they're selling on eBay for $50.

    2. Re:Meh- I'll take a Stokemonkey... by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1

      no no no - not the stupid yikebike - electric bikes in general. You can get one from Schwinn for like $500. They are very cheap and really make daily biking much easier and faster.

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    3. Re:Meh- I'll take a Stokemonkey... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      As for a bonus, if you indure your kids high enough,, you'll collect bid when some asshat runs a stop sign and kills them.
      But hey, your 'saving the enviroment'/

      Buy a freaking electric car.

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    4. Re:Meh- I'll take a Stokemonkey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Here's a video of a woman riding one with 2 little kids and 4 sacks of groceries.

      Sure, it's big, it's bulky, but for the most part, you will no longer need a car.

      Shenanigans! I love seeing things like this. That video, and even suggesting it, means you live somewhere very flat. Where I am, I can guarantee you that Mum alone would not even make it to the shops or back on a bicycle at all. It's just too hilly and steep.

      Bicycles are not an alternative to the modern car. Horses are better than bikes. Now, on the other hand, the powered ones have something going for them.

      ws

      PS: Yes I do ride around the area, but only for fitness (or lack of) purposes. There's no way I could carry kids or groceries.

    5. Re:Meh- I'll take a Stokemonkey... by cynvision · · Score: 1
      I keep saying my next bike will be one of those freight hauler bicycle. It's a concept that I think serious bike people wanted for a long time but the bike builders didn't know what to do to bring it about. There was always a "I'd love to ride to the store but what do we do with the goods to get them back home? Better just take the car..." sort of thing going on. Maybe it isn't a stylin' Schwinn or Trek, but it's a get-things-done bike. http://rockthebike.com/cargo/mundo But, the downside is it isn't going to behave nicely going up a tiny radius stairway to get into an office or apartment. I'm stuck with my traditional cycle and a pair of panniers until some changes happen in my community.

      The issue with bike commuting presently is having a home on roads that accept bicycles between home and work. When I lived in Chicago I was a serious bicycle commuter. Now I'm outside of Hilton Head, SC and there is no real chance of making a try at commuting. I sort of pictured the spike in gasoline prices would have brought round a greater number of people riding bicycles. It sort of happened on the island where you don't have to use the road the county is trying to keep calling a "highway," but not out where it's the only connector road between destinations. More than gas price will have to drive that sort of change.

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    6. Re:Meh- I'll take a Stokemonkey... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Reverse trikes are the way to go, IMHO. Especially a recumbent one that has leaning capabilities and an electric motor hub in the back.

    7. Re:Meh- I'll take a Stokemonkey... by cynvision · · Score: 1
      Hey! Let me tell you a really cool thing! There's these fantastic things they put on bicycles now called gears. Okay, okay. Maybe you live in San Francisco or the mountains. But part of cycling is picking a route that might avoid a few of the nasty hills. If we're going to do a green revolution maybe we'll have to take the longer way round to the store...Maybe what really needs to be written is an article on how to use gears and brakes correctly.

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      Horses? Are you serious? Are we going back to 1914 in your world? I believe I heard on TV that equine waste was the #1 problem in large cities of the past. Cities in Asia embraced the bicycle as "normal" locomotion, so should we.

      PS: get out more for more "fitness" on your cycle. That "Mum" is seriously out-classing you hills or no hills, I wager.

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    8. Re:Meh- I'll take a Stokemonkey... by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
      The guy who invented the stokemonkey used to live in San Francisco on 22nd street west of Diamond. He loved to ride his bike, but found climbing streets where the sidewalks are staircases and the cars park sideways... a little too difficult. so he designed and built the stokemenkey to help him get up the hill. And it did, and it does.

      I borrowed a friend's stokemonkey and I went to and from downtown SF to where I lived on the west side of Twin Peaks, with NO PROBLEM. distance: 5 miles. Vertical: 605 ft. Yes, I had to peddle. A lot. But it was orders of magnitude easier than doing it on a regular bike.

      If your kids are too old to be stuffed on the back of a stokemonkey, then they're old enough to ride on their own. Start 'em young, start 'em tough.

      RS

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    9. Re:Meh- I'll take a Stokemonkey... by stimpleton · · Score: 1

      I watched this video and felt ill. All i could image was a car t'boning that bike at an intersection. I bike myself, but would never take a child on one. Sorry.

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    10. Re:Meh- I'll take a Stokemonkey... by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1

      better not let them play outside then - some big bad car might jump the curb and run them over.

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  31. It's a good thing it's slow.... by macraig · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's a good thing it's a damned sight slower than a road or even mountain bike, because it's a recipe for road rash. In terms of design, trying to compare it to a Segway seems like a serious non sequitur to me, more like an attempt to misframe it in order to find it a position in the market: by comparing it to the Segway, it effectively rides on the coattails of the Segway, in the same way that intelligent design advocates create false "controversy" to give their claims a phony legitimacy.

    This isn't so much news as it is marketing.

  32. $5000 .... 6000 miles projected by Odin_Tiger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So given that the 6000 miles figure is obviously going to be optimistic, You're basically paying 1$ per mile to look like an idiot and probably be even more vulnerable to getting in an accident than a bicyclist. No, I don't think I'll be getting one of these.

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    1. Re:$5000 .... 6000 miles projected by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      The crash risk is not the large one. The lack of physical fitness risk is estimated to be ten or twenty times higher than the bicycle crash risk, measured in expected lost years of life. If your set of bad outcomes to be avoided includes heart attacks, strokes, and similar deadly diseases of the unfit, then the safest vehicle on the road, is a human-powered bicycle (probably, a cargo bicycle -- slower, even harder to flip, even more exercise). E-drive gets you nothing, e-assist, you trade off reduced effort and increased speed against increased use.

    2. Re:$5000 .... 6000 miles projected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your link is irrelevant, he's referring to the risk of the bike in the article (which you apparently ride in a "stand at ease" position) compared to a normal one (where you have your arms in front of you). Learn to fucking read, spazzy.

    3. Re:$5000 .... 6000 miles projected by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      And I am saying that he is missing the point. The real risk, is that you sit on your dead ass (10x the risk of riding a bike), not that you could face plant.

    4. Re:$5000 .... 6000 miles projected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was comparing two different bikes and you attempt to refute him by comparing a bike to something else. How is that anything other than irrelevant?

    5. Re:$5000 .... 6000 miles projected by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      Because, dear troll, the vehicle I chose for comparison, has an attribute in common with the yike -- lack of physical activity. To worry that a yike has, say, double the crash risk of a bicycle, is a distraction -- it's the lack of exercise that matters, and it is (previously computed with respect to that irrelevant other vehicle, the car) ten or twenty times larger.

      And, as someone who bikes, and shares congested roads with people in cars, correcting this misperception (that the danger is the crash, not the lack of exercise) matters to me.

  33. or how about by nimbius · · Score: 0, Redundant

    a real bike, which instead of burning the money out of my wallet would burn the calories off my fat arse.

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    1. Re:or how about by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

      Make it a foldable bike. Oh wait - I already got one. It is how I go to work each day.
      And you know what? Foldable bikes are so common here that you can take them with you in the train without paying extra.
      My bike folds up smaller, looks by far safer to me, and, no, it is not electric. I mean, it's a bike. Come on.

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  34. Don't want to hit a clothesline with this thing! by olsmeister · · Score: 2, Funny

    " 'Round here, we call her The Decapinator."

  35. Electric scooters by MoobY · · Score: 1

    How about getting an electric scooter? It's a proven concept. And it doesn't look as awkward.

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  36. Improvement... by Zarf · · Score: 1

    how about I remove the need for a battery all together by adding a device which you could work with your hands or feet to build up capacitance ... or wait... we could transform your mechanical action directly into rotational motion of the primary wheel. I'm thinking some large foot pedals. But then it's too high to pedal stably... put a low seat on it between two smaller wheels. Then the person would reach with their feet up to the main large wheel and pedal on it directly. It would have a big wheel in front and two small wheels in back supporting a basic chair... I wonder if there's a patent?

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  37. YikesBike by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    Looks really weird, but at least is no South Park's IT.

  38. Small tires by rimugu · · Score: 1

    Small tires do poorly on anything less than really smooth roads.

    I have kids and can see the difference when they are ready and I take the training wheels out. Much less vibration, and faster cornering.

    This may have some positives, but they would hardly outweigh the risk of facing a 2" pothole.

  39. Just in time... by kshade · · Score: 1

    ... for the Prisoner remake.

  40. Oblig by blitzkrieg3 · · Score: 1

    Guess you're not from Cleveland.

  41. What the hell by tengeta · · Score: 1

    6 miles? That won't even get me halfway to my college. I'll use my actual legs and just use a actual damn bike. Don't even get me started on a limit of 1000 charges for something that expensive.

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  42. Enough please by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Stop trying to one-up the bicycle. It works, it is cheap and it is time tested.

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    1. Re:Enough please by geekoid · · Score: 1

      The motto of people afraid of progress every where.

      You should stop trying to one up walking, it's cheap and time tested.

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    2. Re:Enough please by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Change doesn't automatically equal progress. The wheel seems to still be around.

      Plus biking is more efficient than walking.

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    3. Re:Enough please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, change does not automatically equal progress. But what have you got against people trying new ideas?

    4. Re:Enough please by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Where did I say I was against new ideas? I just said not all new ideas are automatically better ones.

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  43. Still better than dealing with the airlines. by XanC · · Score: 1

    Except maybe Southwest.

  44. Sexist Design by Marc_Hawke · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's not for the ladies. Actually it's against anyone who doesn't have two bendable legs free.

    You can't wear a dress. You can use it if you're in a brace. You have to be able to 'mount' the thing.

    It's basically just a less useful design of a normal bicycle. The few improvements are balanced by new problems.

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  45. Slashdot: Negativity From Nerds. by mypalmike · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yet another article where a bunch of know-it-alls put down an invention for not being the status quo. "It's too expensive. It looks dangerous. Ride a bicycle. Ride an electric bike. Ride a motorcycle."

    Go back to your basements and play WoW. The creative people are busy creating.

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  46. Safety hazard by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

    When I first saw a photo of this thing without the rider a few days ago I couldn't even figure out how the hell to sit on it. Seeing it now the thing looks like an awful safety hazard. The center of gravity rests too far forward. It's like riding a tricycle, minus the second rear wheel, by sitting on the handlebars. Hit any bump that causes the thing to stop suddenly and the rider is going to find him or herself sprawled all over the ground. Even small bumps that simply slow the vehicle would risk having the rider stumble out of this thing. Then there's the fact that your face is pretty much going to be the first part of your body that comes in contact with whatever you hit.

    And why the carbon fiber frame? I can appreciate the strength and weight benefits. But I think a good plastic shell and an aluminum frame would do the job just find and would dramatically reduce the price of this thing. But I have to say, the prospect of riding that thing freaks me out.

    This contraption is a gimmick, pure and simple. I'm not quite sure why the penny-farthing is pictured in the article. Is it there to serve as a justification for this thing? That was another bad idea which was limited by the technology available at the time, unlike this YikeBike.

    The impression I get is that the creator wanted to remake the Segway but was hard-pressed to come up with an idea that wasn't derivative. There's a reason why bikes are designed the way they are. Need to get around efficiently? Get a bike, and if you get one at Goodwill for a few bucks you won't even have to worry much about theft or exposing it to the elements.

  47. Bicycling Science by mindbrane · · Score: 1

    'Bicycling Science', Ergonomics and Mechanics, by Whit and Wilson, mit press, is now in it's 3rd (?) edition. It's a must read, should have, if you're at all serious about cycling and it bleeds geekiness. I build my own bikes from stripped down frames up and do almost all my own maintenance. I've played with ideas for new bike designs for a few years and now am onto a new brain storm, likely to end with me struck by lightening and toasted, but I can't get enough of it.

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  48. More vehicles to store, maintain, and insure by tepples · · Score: 1

    Are you doing you family's shopping every day? On every trip?

    Having a different vehicle for different kinds of trips is more vehicles to store, maintain, and insure. If I want to drive to work, but I want to drive to the grocery store on the way home, I need to take the grocery store vehicle.

  49. Or Just Ride a Bicycle by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Or I can just ride a regular bicycle which has at minimum the following advantages:

    • Faster (12mph is very slow on a bicycle)
    • More reliable (no motor to break or recharge - pedals are uber reliable)
    • Cheaper (Yes you can get a $5000 bicycle but most are MUCH cheaper)
    • Widely available
    • Easier to repair
    • Less dorky looking (subjective I'll admit but did we learn nothing from Segway?)
    • Legal to use (this device apparently is illegal on many roads, at least in the UK)
    • Unlimited range (only limited by your strength and ambition)
    • Likely better control (the seat position and steering on this thing gives me the willies)
    • Has versions available that fold and are similar weight
    • Has lighter versions (many bikes these days are much less than 20lbs)

    That's just off the top of my head. I admire the designer trying but the bicycle is really a very elegant piece of engineering. I find it hysterical they compare it to the old high wheeler design (which was notoriously dangerous) rather than a modern bicycle.

  50. Re:Slashdot: Negativity From Nerds. by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You misunderstand.

    Creativity is good. In developing the next something, there should be a massive burst of creativity with ideas flowing all over the place. Then there's this point where you start winnowing. This one's a cool idea, but nobody wants it. That one's a great idea and people want it, but it will cost us more to make than anyone will pay. Etc.

    It's a hard lesson, but perhaps the value which should come from bashing unsuccessful products is the warning to the next inventor. It's not enough that you think it's cool. It has to fill a need in the marketplace. If it doesn't, it won't be commercially successful.

  51. ObGarrison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do we really need the control wands inserted in the mouth and anus?

  52. not obvious? by Qwell · · Score: 1

    I invented a segue alternative, but I'm really disappointed in the lack of puns in this article.

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  53. "Last Mile" commuting by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    It may make sense if you live too far from work to bike directly, but could use public transportation for most of the way, and then the portable gizmo for that last mile or two. You can carry it on a crowded bus.

    However, some variation of a skateboard would seem like a better way for that to me.
         

    1. Re:"Last Mile" commuting by xaxa · · Score: 1

      It may make sense if you live too far from work to bike directly, but could use public transportation for most of the way, and then the portable gizmo for that last mile or two. You can carry it on a crowded bus.

      You can buy a normal folding bike for a tenth of the price (and that's a good one that you can sell second-hand for 80% of what you bought it for, you can buy a cheap Chinese folding bike for less than $200).

    2. Re:"Last Mile" commuting by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      But if you have to wear a suit or sweat a lot, then you'd probably want powered. BO in the office is a career-ender.

  54. Aussie alternative, The Crickey Bikey? by Thrustworthy · · Score: 1

    Hello.. is this thing on?

  55. Yes by improfane · · Score: 1

    I do a lot of walking but now I'll be living in town rather than campus which means it will be every day rather than once or twice a week.

    I walked in London for about 1 hour in a smart suit and hot weather without knowing where I was going. I sympathize.

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  56. What you need by dr2chase · · Score: 1

    is a bigger bike.

    then you don't need that clunky car for shopping.
    (I just weighed my Big Dummy. Oy.)

  57. This is perfect... by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    This is exactly what I need to get to that next Flight of the Conchords show!

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  58. cheaper, faster, longer range, better. by Khashishi · · Score: 1
  59. They just don't get it by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    When they can get the price tag on these down below $500 instead of $5000, then they'll catch on. Till then, it's an awful lot of money to pay for something of so little utility and so easily stolen. Why should I pay $5000 for one of these when I can get a decent bicycle or electric scooter for about $300?

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    1. Re:They just don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they won't, because it's shit at any price.

  60. Yikes! by roc97007 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't wear your expensive suit.

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    1. Re:Yikes! by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
      Not a problem in New Zealand.

      Q: What do you call a kiwi in a suit?

      A: The defendant.

      And yes you do see people walking barefoot on the main street of the capital city in NZ (the footpaths are cleaner than in other countries - do *not* try this in London!).

      But the article author should have worn a helmet.

  61. what's the point? by jipn4 · · Score: 1

    I don't get why people keep come up with all these bizarre alternatives. If you want basic city transportation, get a bicycle or a folding bike (if you need to take it on public transit). If you can't pedal or don't want to sweat, get an electric bike or electric assist. If you have balance problems, get an adult tricycle (they also come in folding and electric varieties). Those are cheap, proven transportation solution that will also keep you fit.

    The fundamental problem of using something smaller and more efficient than a car is that you're at risk in a collision. But none of these "alternatives" solves that problem any better than a bicycle.

  62. Re:Slashdot: Negativity From Nerds. by westlake · · Score: 1

    Yet another article where a bunch of know-it-alls put down an invention for not being the status quo. "It's too expensive. It looks dangerous. Ride a bicycle. Ride an electric bike. Ride a motorcycle."

    There are reasons why standards become standard.

    The safety bicycle takes recognizable form no later than 1887. ca. 1887 Safety Bicycle

    It was easily adaptable to male and female riders.

    The notion that girls would benefit from vigorous exercise as much as any boy evolves along with the bicycle - and you begin to see active "sports wear" becoming available to women.

    The cyclist could make good time and good distance even on an unpaved road - and his kids could keep pace.

    Small parcels become manageable.

    But it isn't obvious what there is to gain beyond incremental improvements and customization.

    The cyclist of 1890 bought a closed car in 1910 - and an after-market electric starter in 1915.

           

  63. You're missing the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The point is this a story about a New Zealander.

    ScuttleMonkey's focus is New Zealand, and always has been, just as the focus of a couple other /. "editors" is Australia.

    Slashdot has become a site for "editors" to promote their home nations, or even just nations they happen to think are (or may be) "cool".

  64. Comparable purchases by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

    Get a foldable bike... near free. Get a foldable electric bike, a little bigger and heavier for 1/4 the price.

    Get an electric scooter: 1/4 the price, weighs less, goes faster and folds to be smaller. You look like a child instead of a pretentious fag, which is worse is up to you. xootr eX3 Electric Scooter is an example btw ( http://www.geocities.com/estephanovich/ )

  65. This is just plain stupid. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    I can by a perfectly good electric scooter on eBay that will do 15mph, with a range of 10 miles, for only $200. If I want a better one with a range of 20 miles and enough torque to go up a decent hill, call it $400-$500. Max. The whole reason the Segway never took off was its ridiculous price point. Nobody wants to spend $5000. The incremental utility is simply not there.

    1. Re:This is just plain stupid. by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      The incremental utility is simply not there.

      I had to scroll through 250 posts before someone actually gave an intelligent criticism of one of these things.

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  66. needs something changed by cynvision · · Score: 1
    While it's minimalist shape is improvement on the original It, and surely beats trying to get a bicycle up a stairway and into an apartment or office, I do wonder if it's really capable of hitting the market they want. I run a shipping department at work. Twenty-two pounds isn't exactly "light" over distance. Feel like hauling 22 lbs up a few flights of stairs? (Just picture it like the parents of school-age kids are concerned with backpacks of text books. I agree with the other post about strained shoulders.) Why pick it up at all? Disabled and weak people that need this kind of device sure would need aid to pick it up. Why can't it fold up into a rolling luggage sort of thing? Put those wheels to work moving it into the train station, bus, office building and home.

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  67. The only advantages by kiore · · Score: 1

    I can see to this puppy are the low weight and the fact you can fold it up into a small parcel, otherwise it might as well be a Sinclair C5. I commute by pushbike and wouldn't use something like this for commuting myself, but a few years back I used to commute by public transport to a point 2 or 3 km from work then used a child's folding scooter for the final leg, so in a city like London where people travel ridiculous distances by train to somewhere near their work I can see a slight advantage on both fine days of the English summer. They need to get the price down and increase the range to be taken seriously though.

  68. Hum and Hummer by tepples · · Score: 1

    I have no idea why I put a B in Hummer.

    What is the title of a movie starting Jim Carrey that rhymes with "Hum and Hummer"? That might give you a clue to your Freudian slip.

    1. Re:Hum and Hummer by tsa · · Score: 1

      Bum and Bummer?

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  69. Mopeds require licenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, they do in some jurisdictions. Major impediment.

  70. Twas Mulga Bill....... by Maelwryth · · Score: 1

    'Twas Mulga Bill, from Eaglehawk, that caught the cycling craze;
    He turned away the good old horse that served him many days;
    He dressed himself in cycling clothes, resplendent to be seen;
    He hurried off to town and bought a shining new machine;
    And as he wheeled it through the door, with air of lordly pride,
    The grinning shop assistant said, "Excuse me, can you ride?"

    "See here, young man," said Mulga Bill, "from Walgett to the sea,
    From Conroy's Gap to Castlereagh, there's none can ride like me.
    I'm good all round at everything as everybody knows,
    Although I'm not the one to talk - I hate a man that blows.
    But riding is my special gift, my chiefest, sole delight;
    Just ask a wild duck can it swim, a wildcat can it fight.
    There's nothing clothed in hair or hide, or built of flesh or steel,
    There's nothing walks or jumps, or runs, on axle, hoof, or wheel,
    But what I'll sit, while hide will hold and girths and straps are tight:
    I'll ride this here two-wheeled concern right straight away at sight."

    'Twas Mulga Bill, from Eaglehawk, that sought his own abode,
    That perched above Dead Man's Creek, beside the mountain road.
    He turned the cycle down the hill and mounted for the fray,
    But 'ere he'd gone a dozen yards it bolted clean away.
    It left the track, and through the trees, just like a silver steak,
    It whistled down the awful slope towards the Dead Man's Creek.

    It shaved a stump by half an inch, it dodged a big white-box:
    The very wallaroos in fright went scrambling up the rocks,
    The wombats hiding in their caves dug deeper underground,
    As Mulga Bill, as white as chalk, sat tight to every bound.
    It struck a stone and gave a spring that cleared a fallen tree,
    It raced beside a precipice as close as close could be;
    And then as Mulga Bill let out one last despairing shriek
    It made a leap of twenty feet into the Dean Man's Creek.

    'Twas Mulga Bill, from Eaglehawk, that slowly swam ashore:
    He said, "I've had some narrer shaves and lively rides before;
    I've rode a wild bull round a yard to win a five-pound bet,
    But this was the most awful ride that I've encountered yet.
    I'll give that two-wheeled outlaw best; it's shaken all my nerve
    To feel it whistle through the air and plunge and buck and swerve.
    It's safe at rest in Dead Man's Creek, we'll leave it lying still;
    A horse's back is good enough henceforth for Mulga Bill."

    Banjo Paterson

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  71. Re:Slashdot: Negativity From Nerds. by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

    You know, this sort of bigoted elitism is exactly why "creative people" typically find such a frosty reception for their ideas. How dare the great unwashed reject this on scientific grounds!

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  72. Priceless video by Nycran · · Score: 1

    Just in case this hasn't been posted yet, check out the video on the product website: http://www.yikebike.com/ The expressions on the faces of the observers are extremely funny :-)

  73. Re:Slashdot: Negativity From Nerds. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    The creative people are busy creating something even less useful than a segway. Because it's motorized, no matter how slow it is there's all kinds of additional restrictions. You're better off with a normal bicycle like everyone said. Pedal, lazy ass.

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  74. I invented a Segway alternative too! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    Although you can use a motor to drive it, you don't actually need one!
    Requires no electronics at all! Let alone complex controllers.
    So no danger to lose power and crash your face into the ground.
    Costs can go as low as $150!
    Easy to repair. Everyone can basically do it himself.

    I think I will call it a... "bicycle"! Yes. That's it! Waddaya think? Good name? Hm? Hm?

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  75. What is actually needed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What you actually need is one of these. They go faster, last more than 1000 uses and cost less.

  76. Tiny Rear Wheel by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    What is the reason for the tiny rear wheel?

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    1. Re:Tiny Rear Wheel by shaunryan · · Score: 1

      The small rear wheel allows the bike to fold into a small package - it folds into the hole in the front wheel. It also helps keep the total weight down. Note: I don't have anything to do with the company or the design

  77. srsly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not just ride a proper fucking bike? is it that hard?

  78. Luddite!!!!!! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    But that's an old fashioned design, using old fashioned materials and doesn't cost more than a modest second-hand car. If it was down to people like you we'd still be living in caves.

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  79. Re:Slashdot: Negativity From Nerds. by hitmark · · Score: 1

    the problem is that people want their heated cupholder and cooled seats while doing the "5 min" (more like 50 with rush hour) ride from their AC-ed home to their AC-ed office.

    and preferably the ride should be big and make a lot of noise.

    all in all, we have become all to comfortable, to the point where riding something that exposes one to the elements either have to be a luxury ride (see those without a top, and even those can be closed up if the elements turn nasty) or some kind of proof of the persons physical abilities...

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  80. What a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This looks about as comfortable as a stick up one's a**.