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Scientists Clone Oldest Living Organism

goran72 sends along the story of the world's oldest living organism, a shrub that grows in Tasmania and reproduces only by cloning. Tasmanian scientists have cloned Lomatia tasmanica as part of a battle to save it from a deadly fungus. From the RTBG's press release (which seems to load slowly in the US):"The Royal Tasmanian Botanical Gardens [RTBG] is working towards securing the future of a rare and ancient Tasmanian native plant... Lomatia tasmanica, commonly known as King's Lomatia, is critically endangered with less than 500 plants growing in the wild in a tiny pocket of Tasmania's isolated south west. The RTBG has been propagating the plant from cuttings since 1994... 'Fossil leaves of the plant found in the south west were dated at 43,600 years old and given that the species is a clone, it is possibly the oldest living plant in the world,' [Botanist Natalie Tapson] said."

141 comments

  1. Way of the Dodo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    So can we have our Dodo bird back?

    1. Re:Way of the Dodo? by anastasd · · Score: 1

      I guess we will watch Jurassic Park 4 live. :)

    2. Re:Way of the Dodo? by node+3 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I guess we will watch Jurassic Park 4 live. :)

      But only for dinosaurs that are not extinct, and naturally reproduce by cloning.

      Great work scientists! You've cloned an already self-cloning plant! Maybe next you can work on creating flying birds...

    3. Re:Way of the Dodo? by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      But only for dinosaurs that are not extinct, and naturally reproduce by cloning.

      Could you explain that last bit there, because I think they are mutually exclusive. To me it sounds like anything "natural" about this plant left in 1994...

    4. Re:Way of the Dodo? by D+Ninja · · Score: 2, Funny

      Jurassic Park 4 Live, huh? I hear the theaters are going to charge an arm and a leg just to see it...

    5. Re:Way of the Dodo? by buswolley · · Score: 1

      not bad...not bad.

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    6. Re:Way of the Dodo? by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      So can we have our Dodo bird back?

      Of course not, and you shouldn't make light of important research like this. The goal of this project is to ensure that our children's children are still able to enjoy the majesty that is the New York City New Year's celebration.

      That's right - they've cloned Dick Clark.

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    7. Re:Way of the Dodo? by Ian+Alexander · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's nothing unnatural about it at all. Cloning is a not-uncommon way for plants to reproduce. A branch falls off, and instead of dying, it just becomes a new plant. It isn't cloning in the specific way that us metazoans are cloned, but the net effect is the same- a new individual that's genetically identical to the originator. That's how Lomatia tasmanica reproduces and has reproduced for a long time now. All we've done is help it along since 1994.

    8. Re:Way of the Dodo? by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nono, every 20,000 years or so an advanced civilization rises up from the prairies and survives roughly long enough to clone the plant in a lab. The plant has naturally evolved a mechanism whereby it propagates a miles-wide fibrous network of false fossils to interest paleontologists, with the most interesting fossils around the plant itself.

      It's an extraordinarily patient tree.

    9. Re:Way of the Dodo? by value_added · · Score: 1

      I'd be happy to have our tomatoes back.

    10. Re:Way of the Dodo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Contrary to many popular opinions, it should be known that Dick Clark is an Immortal (the other opinions being that he's a vampire, or perhaps a very tall and personable Gnome). As such, there can only be one Dick Clark.

    11. Re:Way of the Dodo? by mqduck · · Score: 2, Informative

      It then feeds on the newly sentient species?

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    12. Re:Way of the Dodo? by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      So can we have our Dodo bird back?

      Why not? There's room for all the creatures of creation... right next to the mashed potatoes.
      Looking forward to that Flintstone's size rack of ribs too!

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    13. Re:Way of the Dodo? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      A branch falls off, and instead of dying, it just becomes a new plant.

      I'm no biologist, but wouldn't that make it an evolutionary dead end? I mean I've heard of lots of organizems that -can- reproduce asexually and create clones, but I didn't think any ONLY reproduced by cloning.

      Further, I think its absurd to call it the oldest living organism. Clones may be identical but they are separate organisms. If I cloned you and then killed you, you're family would be unimpressed by my 'he's not dead because I cloned him' argument. And if I we keep making new clones every 20 years or so for a 1000 years, the latest generation clone is still not 1000 years old by any normal persons reckoning. Do we actually have evidence that this particular organism was alive a long time ago?

    14. Re:Way of the Dodo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but you can now be stuck with McCain 2.0 forever!

    15. Re:Way of the Dodo? by Sique · · Score: 1

      Part of the organism still lives at the very place the oldest fossil leaves are found, and there is no evidence of the whole organism ever dying there. So we can assume that the very organism that shed those leaves is the same that is still living (and cloning itself) today.

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    16. Re:Way of the Dodo? by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      I'm no biologist, but wouldn't that make it an evolutionary dead end?

      Assuming no mutations?

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    17. Re:Way of the Dodo? by dissy · · Score: 1

      Great work scientists! You've cloned an already self-cloning plant! Maybe next you can work on creating flying birds...

      Are you making fun of my bird flinging catapult? [eyes node3 suspiciously]

    18. Re:Way of the Dodo? by Ian+Alexander · · Score: 1

      Good question. I looked on Wiki and it appears that it suffers from a polyploidy (it has three sets of chromosomes as opposed to the normal two) that makes it sterile. I guess it suffered some kind of reproductive accident that rendered it sterile in the distant past and cloning effectively became its only option.

      Shit happens.

    19. Re:Way of the Dodo? by Tybalt_Capulet · · Score: 1

      Well, what about a transporter?

        That would be the essential plan, no? Clone somebody using molecules far away, and then kill them.

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    20. Re:Way of the Dodo? by Verdatum · · Score: 1

      You obviously weren't around when the killer ones attacked. I say good riddance.

    21. Re:Way of the Dodo? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      That would be the essential plan, no? Clone somebody using molecules far away, and then kill them.

      That's a different sort of clone. Its not a new organism with the same DNA (e.g. like an identical twin), its an exact copy of the same organism. That's different. For starters the exact copy isn't going to live any longer than the original one would have.

      (Of course ST explored that a bit further with various episodes that had transporters 'malfunction' in various ways....)

  2. why whatcouldpossiblygowrong? by Beelzebud · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If this site is "news for nerds", you'd think that nerds would understand what cloning was, and that cloning plants isn't some nefarious activity.

    1. Re:why whatcouldpossiblygowrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this site is "news for nerds", you'd think that nerds would understand what cloning was, and that cloning plants isn't some nefarious activity.

      Tissue culture cloning isn't plug and play. Getting it right takes research. Some plants don't respond well to tissue culture and are still being figured out.

    2. Re:why whatcouldpossiblygowrong? by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 5, Funny

      I might agree, except that I was delighted how close that tag came to "what could possibly grow wrong".

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    3. Re:why whatcouldpossiblygowrong? by Xiph1980 · · Score: 1

      I think I cloned my first plant on the age of 6. It's not that difficult. It's not at all like cloning fauna....

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    4. Re:why whatcouldpossiblygowrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It is that difficult to tissue culture and you didn't do that at age 6 unless you had a hell of a setup.

      I explained what was going on there but my post was deleted because I'm not a member of this site or something.

      As a professional horticulturalist who does tissue culture I can say a lot of these replies are going about the logic of what's happened here all wrong.

      Tissue culture is rarely plug and play. Tissue culture for many plants requires many steps and transplants through various nutrient and plant growth regulator medias. To even get to this point research must be done to figure how to coax cells into producing shoots and roots you can actually put into soil to grow.

    5. Re:why whatcouldpossiblygowrong? by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      I think we understand cloning enough to enjoy cloning the rather unique whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag ;)

    6. Re:why whatcouldpossiblygowrong? by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      From Frankenstein to modern Hollywood B movies, even otherwise rational people have a tendency to lose their head a little when they see the words 'biology' and 'technology' in the same sentence.

    7. Re:why whatcouldpossiblygowrong? by maxume · · Score: 2, Informative

      Beer is a technology that employs biology.

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    8. Re:why whatcouldpossiblygowrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, and it frequently causes one to "lose their head".

    9. Re:why whatcouldpossiblygowrong? by Savior_on_a_Stick · · Score: 1

      Well, culturing species X the first time takes research.

      The next time is just following a recipe.

    10. Re:why whatcouldpossiblygowrong? by don+depresor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then this plant must be some kind of super genius cloning itself without those advanced stuffs you mentioned...

    11. Re:why whatcouldpossiblygowrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      O rly? I find it tends to get me more head.

    12. Re:why whatcouldpossiblygowrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Things have certainly changed around *here*. I remember when this was all farmland as far the eye could see. Old man Peabody owned all of this. He had this crazy idea about breeding pine trees.

    13. Re:why whatcouldpossiblygowrong? by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      I'd say its more of a technique than a technology, but besides, it's old, and therefore viewed as OK. Try brewing beer with, say, genetically modified yeast, hops, and barley, and then suddenly you're an evil Frankenstein who wants to play god and poison everyone with vague and undefined toxins and cause AIDS or something. Until biotechnology in general becomes an old thing and the current generation dies off, biotechnology will be associated with fear.

    14. Re:why whatcouldpossiblygowrong? by emilper · · Score: 1

      So, you're doing tissue culture on potatoes (when planting for the sake of getting a crop for sale, not when experimenting with mutagens for the sake of getting new varieties) ? If so, you should talk with your accountant immediately.

      How about grape vines, raspberries, black berries, strawberries, roses and so many other plants ?

    15. Re:why whatcouldpossiblygowrong? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      But haven't you heard? Beer from genetically modified plants contains DHMO!

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    16. Re:why whatcouldpossiblygowrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pff, haha, it's easy as pie man. Well, maybe people in British Columbia just have a natural ability to do it. We can clone marijuana in our sleep.

  3. as opposed to those religious scientists I suppose by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    or the skeptic scientists.

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  4. not necessarily oldest living organism by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Interesting

    First, of course, what exactly constitutes a single "organism" is a bit controversial, especially with plants, and especially with clonal colonies. But even if you accept clonal colonies as bona-fide organisms, Pando in Utah may or may not be older than Lomatia tasmanica , depending on which age estimates you believe.

    1. Re:not necessarily oldest living organism by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      They're quite liberal with definitions in Tasmania. If there's more than a year age gap then technically your sister isn't a relative.

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    2. Re:not necessarily oldest living organism by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      True story. Back in the 1980s I took a hitch hiking trip around Tasmania. I had a lot of trouble getting back to Devonport to catch my flight home because the east coast of Tasmania is a bit of a redneck retirement village and nobody was picking up hitch hikers (damn greenies, etc).

      So I was stuck in this little town but along comes this old VW van. They stop and offer me a ride. Remember the bar scene in Star Wars ep 4? There were six people in that van with hideous facial deformities. And you know what? They were the nicest people I met all day. Took me as far as they were going and gave me advice about the region.

      Back in those days there were very few immigrants around in Tassie. Very different from Victoria. I have been back a few times in the last couple of years and I am happy to say the place is changing for the better.

    3. Re:not necessarily oldest living organism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course given that many species of Anemones reproduce by binary fission (and even budding) there's probably a good argument that the worlds oldest living organism is actually in the ocean.

    4. Re:not necessarily oldest living organism by node+3 · · Score: 1

      They're quite liberal with definitions in Tasmania. If there's more than a year age gap then technically your sister isn't a relative.

      And if there's less than 9 months gap, then technically she's your clone[*].

      [*] I know what you're thinking, but you're wrong. There are no fraternal twins in Tasmania.

    5. Re:not necessarily oldest living organism by physicsphairy · · Score: 1

      First, of course, what exactly constitutes a single "organism" is a bit controversial, especially with plants, and especially with clonal colonies.

      Well, I think it's evident that what really excites us when we talk about "the oldest living organism" is that it is the oldest living organism without a genetic/metabolic "reboot." Same as I might brag that my OpenBSD server has an uptime of 5 years. Nobody cares if I've been doing fresh installs over 5 years, but if I've had the same system going without errors, hackers, or random happenstance taking it down, that is bragworthy.

      If it's possible to kill one subset of the organism in question by disease without affecting the rest of the colony, I would say that there is too much distinctiveness between the individual plants to call them a single organism, at least in the sense in which we'd like to think of an "organism" here.

    6. Re:not necessarily oldest living organism by Siridar · · Score: 1

      No, but there are plenty of maternal and paternal twins.

      think about it.

  5. It's not the oldest living organism by azav · · Score: 1

    It MAY be the oldest living leafy plant species but mosses and the horseshoe crab and many isopods are much much older and are complex organisms. There are bacteria (these are organisms too) that are millions of years older than this plant.

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    1. Re:It's not the oldest living organism by blueg3 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Oldest living single organism, not oldest species.

    2. Re:It's not the oldest living organism by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is arguing something different--- not that it's the earliest-to-emerge species with still-living individuals, but that this particular individual is the oldest one still alive. That depends on your definition of "organism" and "individual" and such. Clonal colonies are a bit of an edge case--- they reproduce by continuously producing what could be seen as new individuals, or could be seen as just new branches of the original individual (they often come up from the same root system). To take a similar example, is Pando a single organism with a lot of trunks, which has been alive for tens of thousands of years; or is it a colony of individual trees, each of which has been around a lot less long?

      And you can find even more edge cases--- there are stable mats of seagrass that might be 100,000-year-old organisms, if you consider clonal colonies to be individual organisms.

    3. Re:It's not the oldest living organism by Patch86 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I believe they mean oldest living organism, in the sense of oldest living individual creature, and not the species as a whole.

      In other words, they have a specific plant which first sprouted nearly 50,000 years ago. If there's an individual horseshoe crab that is 50,000 years old I'd be very surprised.

    4. Re:It's not the oldest living organism by arminw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ....which first sprouted nearly 50,000 years ago....

      How do they know this? How do they know that their clock has been running accurately for that length of time? That is always one of the assumptions that is taken for granted when someone gives an age of thousands, millions or even billions of years. The assumptions may be valid, but the're still beliefs, because nobody knows for sure.

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    5. Re:It's not the oldest living organism by yincrash · · Score: 2, Informative

      i believe they do core samples of the root systems and check rings. like ice cores. like all prehistoric analysis, it could be possible that 500 new rings grew in one year, but seeing as there is no evidence of that happening yet, it's improbable.

    6. Re:It's not the oldest living organism by millennial · · Score: 1

      The assumptions are VALID, and therefore are NOT beliefs. If an assumption's validity was not KNOWN, THEN you could argue that it was just a belief. But the assumptions are validated by the fact that multiple disparate lines of evidence BASED on those assumptions CONVERGE ON THE SAME RESULT.

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    7. Re:It's not the oldest living organism by arminw · · Score: 1

      ..If an assumption's validity was not KNOWN...

      An assumption is accepting something as true without proof. The underlying assumption here is that the various clocks that are used have always run at the same rate throughout the measurement. If that assumption, and that is an assumption is true, then the conclusions will be true according to that assumption. However, the assumption itself is a belief that something is true without proof. No matter how much extra evidence we have, if the underlying assumptions are wrong, I am not saying they are, but they could be, then the conclusions will be wrong as well.

      We assume that the clock rates of for example radioactive processes have always been what we observe them to be today, but that may not necessarily be the case. Nothing in nature is as constant is change, so, the rates may not be the same today as they were ages ago. A human lifetime is like a nanosecond compared to the millions and billions of years of the Earth's history. There is evidence in fact, that some of the so-called constants in nature are not really all that constant, but are drifting slowly over time. Because our time here on this earth is only so short and we have been measuring things scientifically only for a couple hundred years or so, we cannot be totally certain of our interpretation of present data pertaining to the past. We hope we are right, but there is no way we can say for certainty whether an object is x number of billions or millions or thousands of years old. The truth is, that we hope we are right, but we don't really know for sure.

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    8. Re:It's not the oldest living organism by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....i believe they do core samples of the root systems and check rings...

      The underlying assumption here of course is that each ring corresponds to one year. How about a correspondence to a wet and dry cycle instead? These could occur more often or less often than annually? If these wet and dry cycles occur semiannually for example, then the measurement would be off by a factor of two. There are places in the world today where there are two wet and dry cycles each year. We could try to extrapolate the present to the ancient past, but we have to be careful of the assumptions we make.

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    9. Re:It's not the oldest living organism by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      That sounds like an argument a 'young earth' proponent would use. The various different methods of dating old things all corroborate each other. Though, to throw in the belief card, the Catholic Church doesn't even support 'young earth' any more...

    10. Re:It's not the oldest living organism by Dragonslicer · · Score: 2, Informative

      The underlying assumption here of course is that each ring corresponds to one year.

      And it's a reasonable assumption, since that's what has been observed in plants for a very long time.

    11. Re:It's not the oldest living organism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Things have certainly changed around here. I remember when this was all farmland as far the eye could see. Old man Peabody owned all of this. He had this crazy idea about breeding pine trees.

    12. Re:It's not the oldest living organism by millennial · · Score: 1

      "An assumption is accepting something as true without proof."

      And we can stop right there, in the first sentence, because you're already wrong. We still only ASSUME that gravity will continue to function the way it has in the past. We have plenty of REASONS to believe that it will, based on its track record.

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    13. Re:It's not the oldest living organism by FatherDale · · Score: 1

      They cloned Joan Rivers?

    14. Re:It's not the oldest living organism by nine-times · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You mean Larry King?

    15. Re:It's not the oldest living organism by oreaq · · Score: 1

      Actually only the root system might have "lived" for 50,000 years. The trees have a average lifespan of about a hundred years. So counting rings doesn't work. This "estimation" is only a wild guess.

    16. Re:It's not the oldest living organism by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....And we can stop right there, in the first sentence...

      I quoted to you merely what the dictionary says in that matter. In geometry, mathematics, physics, everywhere in life, we make assumptions that we cannot prove one way or the other. My assumption is that there is a God who controls everything and you insist that there is not. In less than 100 years from now we will both know who was right.

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    17. Re:It's not the oldest living organism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your assumption is fucking stupid.

    18. Re:It's not the oldest living organism by arminw · · Score: 1

      Anybody who resorts to profanity has already lost the debate and is a loser all-around.

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    19. Re:It's not the oldest living organism by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Is the clone really the same organism as the original? It may have the same DNA, but identical twins do as well. And if I were ever cloned, I would not consider my clone to be me.

  6. Up next for the wizards at RTBG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cloning Strom Thurmond's nose.

  7. facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a horticulturalist who's worked on tissue culture projects...

    1- tissue culture is growing a piece of plant of a medium (usually agar with nutrients) through various stages

    2- there is no universal formula and different plants need different nutrient and environmental mixes to go through each stage

    3- you're trying to get this piece of plant to create a root and shoot system

    4- it requires many different steps and setups/transplants to walk a piece of plant material through the stages to where you can actually put a piece of rooted material into the ground and know it will make a plant

    5- you'd be amazed how picky (or impossible...so far) it is to coax a chunk of plant tissue into creating a whole new plant out of it's cells

    1. Re:facts by kramulous · · Score: 3, Funny

      5- you'd be amazed how picky (or impossible...so far) it is to coax a chunk of plant tissue into creating a whole new plant out of it's cells

      Buy it a drink?

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    2. Re:facts by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      I don't know. I run a fairly successful colony of cloned African Violets. I just cut a leaf off, stick it in water, and voila! New plant.

      What's so hard about cloning this one?

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  8. Oldest living organism? by Gudeldar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since when were clones of something considered to be the same organism. I better tell my friend who has an identical twin that she is technically the same person as her sister.

    1. Re:Oldest living organism? by Megahard · · Score: 1

      Bristlecone pines are generally considered the oldest living organisms. It's really a leap to try to count clones as the same organism. And if you do, you have no idea what the oldest is because many species reproduce by clones with unknown dates of origin.

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    2. Re:Oldest living organism? by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      Clonal colonies are an edge case of sorts, especially with plants. They're somewhere in between a single plant that keeps sending up new shoots, and new plants that reuse the same root system, depending on how you look at it. It's not just that they're clones, but that they continue to live attached to each other, sprouting from the same system of roots and often sharing nutrients.

    3. Re:Oldest living organism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever clone a plant? It's not like human cloning.

    4. Re:Oldest living organism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I did them both, and I couldn't tell the difference.

    5. Re:Oldest living organism? by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Organisms like Pando sure look like a single organism to me. The "trees" are simply energy collectors for the plant, if one is destroyed no big deal, it sends up another. Sorta like the hairs on my head, if I cut one, it simply grows back, and they produced inside my body and sent out.

      Pando is actually a male aspen and can reproduce the normal plant way, but the result would produce a new root system from seedlings that are genetically different from Pando, and would be a different organism if they ever took hold. They don't though, the trees (also called stems) shoot up from the roots. The conditions are no longer right for Pando to reproduce. It just keeps growing instead.

      Best guess puts Pando at 80,000 years, which really is little more than a guess, because the tree could easilly be 1 million years old - and some people think it might be.

      The difficulty with these types of organisms is in the definition, and what you consider the organism. For example, some argue that colonial organisms like Pando cannot be considered individual organisms because the original root systems may have died off. However, by that definition animals could only be considered a few months to a few years old, after which point they are a new organism, because cells are constantly dieing and being replaced (via cloning, btw).

      I say such organisms, so long as they are contiguous and have not been completely removed from the main organism are still an individual organism. They are just large on a scale that is hard to imagine, and tend to live primarily underground, making them seem like separate organisms.

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  9. Re:Mucking with evolution by DarkOx · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Did you read the article the thing is being threated by a fungus not native to its habitat. In other words its something MAN brought to it, that is killing it.

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  10. Re:Mucking with evolution by Starlon · · Score: 0

    I agree, keeping old organisms alive will just dumb us down. On the other hand, if we kill everything off, we'll be all the smarter! Genius.

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  11. Good Job by laron · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So they cloned a plant that has hitherto successfully cloned itself for a thousands years without any help?

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    1. Re:Good Job by pitchpipe · · Score: 1

      Scientists Clone Oldest Living Organism

      Which was so old, it immediately died.

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  12. List of long living organisms by Powys · · Score: 2, Informative
  13. Re:Mucking with evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Did you read the article the thing is being threated by a fungus not native to its habitat. In other words its something MAN brought to it, that is killing it.

    Why do you automatically come to the conclusion that anything MAN does is somehow "not native"? Are humans native to this planet or not?

    Why do you presume that humanity's actions are somehow "less natural" than the actions of other species?

  14. Why? by denzacar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So we could have dodo-egg-flavored dog and cat food? Their meat tasted like ass and was somewhat less edible.

    I'd rather have brought back a species whose extinction humans attributed to through over-hunting.
    Like mammoth. I imagine they should be rather tasty.

    Mmmmm... Mammoth ribs...

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    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your forgetting the fact that writings say that the dodo was hilarious to watch and the sound while a tad disturbing was hilarious as well.

    2. Re:Why? by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      Their meat tasted like ass and was somewhat less edible.

      Really? Is that why we ate them into extinction?

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    3. Re:Why? by sayfawa · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...and the sound while a tad disturbing was hilarious as well.

      It's true. This documentary has the actual call of the dodo. Skip forward to about 4:20.

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    4. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd rather have brought back a species whose extinction humans attributed to through over-hunting.

      Mmmmm... Mammoth ribs...

      Mmmmm...Neanderthal man...

    5. Re:Why? by maxume · · Score: 1

      They weren't eaten (particularly much), dogs and such destroyed their eggs, and we humans destroyed their habitat.

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    6. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They only lived on a single island. It was the 1600s and nobody knew what an endangered species was. They brought all kinds of animals and cleared some of the forest.

      "currently, the impact these animals â" especially the pigs and macaques â" had on the dodo population is considered to have been more severe than that of hunting"

      Why would you guess when Wikipedia is a click away?

    7. Re:Why? by humanifesto · · Score: 1

      "..journals are full of reports regarding the bad taste and tough meat of the dodo, while other local species such as the Red Rail were praised for their taste. However, when humans first arrived on Mauritius, they also brought with them other animals that had not existed on the island before, including dogs, pigs, cats, rats, and Crab-eating Macaques, which plundered the dodo nests, while humans destroyed the forests where the birds made their homes." [wikipedia.org] We didn't eat them into extinction, we simply caused it.

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    8. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      31337 is prime though.

    9. Re:Why? by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Mmmmmm.... Mammoth stuffed with man... *hops into tank*

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  15. cloning = just taking cuttings by Frogg · · Score: 4, Interesting

    it is worth noting that in horticulture 'cloning' is simply the technical name for the process of propagating a plant through the use of cuttings.

    you need no lab to do it - just simply a pair of scissors (or a scalpel), some rooting gel/powder and a rooting medium (compost will do), and a healthy donor ('mother') plant to work from. using a propagation unit will also give better results (perhaps better still if it's heated). 'cloning' plants in this fashion is actually very easy to do - my mum's a keen gardener and she does it with all kinds of plants all the time (one poster here claims to have cloned a plant at age 6 - and i have no reason to doubt that at all!!).

    cloning is the primary method used to produce lots of (genetically) identical baby plants for use in commercial growing of all kinds (including, afaiu, in the illegal production of marijuana)

    personally, i don't think this is particularly newsworthy, even if they are doing this with one of the oldest plant species in the world.

    1. Re:cloning = just taking cuttings by bloopblorp · · Score: 1

      This is an absolute untruth and is ignorant to an entire side of plant breeding which brings us some of our most important ornamental plants. Tissue culture is NOT sticking a tomato plant into a jar and waiting for it to sprout roots. Tissue culture is a heavily funded and researched science to clone plants which are not easily (or at all) able to be cloned. This process involves very sterile conditions and movement of plant tissue through various stages of nutrient and plant growth regulation in media. This media is usually sterile agar. This is very newsworthy, but not for this site.

    2. Re:cloning = just taking cuttings by Frogg · · Score: 1

      i'll reply to myself...! (now i've read the article - heh)

      having said all that, i should point out that whilst cloning / taking cuttings in general is fairly simple process, some plants are harder to root than others - indeed, the article states that rooting these particular cuttings without them dying (blackening) isn't the primary problem, they say they're also having problems when potting-up/transplanting them because the plant has particularly sensitive roots.

      one of the linked articles said that the plant is a 'genetic freak' because of its method of reproduction - this isn't true either, there are a lot of other plants which reproduce naturally through the growth of suckers.

      and root-rot (of various kinds, including the specific fungus mentioned) is a very common problem - some plants being more hardy towards it than others.

      so, i take it back, this is newsworthy, but not really because of any of the techniques used, instead moreso because they are preserving such an old species which is so low in numbers / near to extinction

      but don't be fooled by the reporting journo's lack of horticultural understanding -- this isn't massively high-tech for the horticultural world by a long stretch!

    3. Re:cloning = just taking cuttings by Frogg · · Score: 1

      agreed, i spoke before reading the article - but what i say isn't an absolute untruth, it's really just a hastily made comment! :)

      the point i was specifically trying to make was that this wasn't the kind of low-level cloning involving dna and rna (like in 'jurassic park') but that this is cloning in the horticultural sense, which is about taking a cutting (living tissue) from a plant and seducing it into growing roots.

      in my second post (below) you'll see that i acknowledge this isn't easy for all plants - indeed i am an amateur when it comes to this topic, but my layman's explanation was merely trying to give more of a clue to some of the clueless out there.

      i am glad to stand corrected (and to be further informed) by someone with greater knowledge than myself, because it is a topic i have a mild interest in. but i don't think my somewhat ignorant comment was really an absolute untruth. :)

      (fwiw i still think the linked news article is a pretty spectacular fail - but that may be my ignorance just as much as it is the main-stream press journalist's)

    4. Re:cloning = just taking cuttings by Frogg · · Score: 1

      to be less of an 'absolute untruth' ;) and for the sake of clarity, perhaps what i meant say was:-

      in its simplest form you need no lab to do it - [...]

    5. Re:cloning = just taking cuttings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (including, afaiu, in the illegal production of marijuana)

      You mean as opposed to the legal production of marijuana!

      If you are in a country that outlaws the plant, all production of it is illegal.
      If you are not, then all production is legal.

      I don't think the plant will care if its illegal or not to exist. It will let you clone it either way.
      So why the qualifier?

      Sorry, that line just conjured up images of a little marijuana plant having a clipping taken from it, and deciding "You know, its illegal for me to exist here. I shouldn't let that clone work" or the clone itself saying "Wow, it's illegal for me to exist here. Well, I know, I'll show them by dying!"

  16. I'll wait by pcolaman · · Score: 1

    for the movie, starring Jeff Goldblum and Sam Neill

  17. Pandas by jimshatt · · Score: 1

    Also, it so happens to be a great food source for pandas. Lucky for the Lomatia Tasmanica they don't live near them.

  18. Scientists Clone Oldest Living Organism by iamapizza · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why would we need another Bob Dole?

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  19. Maybe not cloned but older by Gruff1002 · · Score: 1

    Actually the oldest organism brought back to life but not cloned was 45 million year old yeast fossilized in amber as per this story from Wired

    1. Re:Maybe not cloned but older by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting article, and apparently the yeast wasn't his first old bug to bring back, he brought back a 25 million year old bacteria first.

      That might qualify the initial yeast and bacteria as the longest lived organisms in history (being 45 and 25 million years old), but they would have died within hours or less of being re-awoken. It's simply a colony now, the old ones died a long time ago.

      Very cool though.

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  20. Many other organisms reproduce asexually by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

    Some of them have done so for much longer than this plant, eg Bdelloid rotifers. Smaller organisms, eg bacteria do not reproduce sexually, although through conjugation they can swap genes with other bacteria so you might say that it is not the same thing as it was before.

  21. Re:Mucking with evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Just because the fungus is not native to the habitat doesn't mean it got there by man. Organisms move all over the planet all by themselves.

  22. Back to the topic ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great work scientists! You've cloned an already self-cloning plant! Maybe next you can work on creating flying birds...

    ... the [drum roll] Dodo?

  23. Just as wrong? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    Isn’n “saving” a naturally dying species just as wrong as killing a naturally surviving one?

    Oh, and if you want to get really deep: Aren’t our actions just as much part of nature, and doesn’t this mean, that what we do or don’t do, can by definition not be against nature?
    (If we’re accepting this view, then how do we determine “The Right Thing”(TM), and why would there even be such a concept in nature? For what goal, if not for the benefit of the growth of the bio-mass that we call ourselves?)

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    1. Re:Just as wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (posting anonymously to avoid being called a kook) There is no "Right Thing". The universe is just a huge space with differences in energy and density. In a few billion or trillion years, the universe will have evened out to zero anyway, so what we do in these 5,000 or so years we have left as a solvent society / species hardly matters.

  24. What is Cloning? by c0d3r · · Score: 1

    Exactly what is cloning? I've heard of people cloning plants, but i think thats when they cut off a stem with leaves to regrow it. Is that what they are talking about?

    -M

  25. paying penance for tasmanian aborigines by blagg3r · · Score: 1

    lest we forget, they also died from disease. all of them. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tasmanian_Aborigines

  26. Re:as opposed to those religious scientists I supp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my friend you are gonna be a tumblin' down toward that hellfire before ya even know it.

    you won't be the first kentucky-fried slashdotter, thats fer sure.

  27. Re:Mucking with evolution by graft · · Score: 1

    I think we can reasonably take "natural" as shorthand for "not influenced by humans". We might have some competition for most disruptive force to ever appear on this planet (e.g. the first oxygen-exhaling organisms), but we're definitely the worst to appear in eons, and we're unique in that we're the first thing to appear that has a fair chance of killing off all life on the planet. Basically what I'm saying is: come on, be reasonable. Of course humans are an abnormal influence on the planet.

  28. It's ok, you can admit it too. by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    C'mon, you can admit it. I am not the only one in this crowd who initially read the headline as Scientists Clone Oldest Living Orgasm.

    1. Re:It's ok, you can admit it too. by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      ME TOO!

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  29. silly boy by Savior_on_a_Stick · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The Idiocracy is the natural order of things.

    It's natural for species to become extinct over time, and gradually becoming too stupid seems to be our exit strategy.

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  31. Re:as opposed to those religious scientists I supp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think he meant 'religious' scientists, referring to the idea that consensus makes reality. (See also: ManMadeGlobalWarming(TM) where, whether it gets colder or hotter, it's happening because of global warming.

    Ouch. Have you heard reports that the poles are getting warmer? That's the most significant effect of global warming, and it is quickly bringing up the average global temperature.

    Heck, if "global warming" really picks up and messes with the jet stream, you would expect the United Kingdom to become as barren as Siberia and Canada, which are at the same latitudes. Even still, the global average would be higher than it is now. That's right: the UK is warm now, because the Arctic is cold. If the Arctic stops being so cold, the UK will stop being warm. That mechanism is understood very well.

    And CO2 is the only cause, never the sun, the only real source of heat in our solar system.)

    The sun's output hasn't varied sufficiently to cause an increase in temperatures. Moreover, the Sun's output couldn't possibly cause significant increases in Arctic and Antarctic temperatures (which is what is happening), without frying everybody at the equator. Remember how the Earth is a spheroid, and the poles are cold because they're furthest from direct sunlight?

  32. Re:as opposed to those religious scientists I supp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    never the sun, the only real source of heat in our solar system

    That's simply false. Europa is being heated by the tidal forces due to Jupiter. Our planet's magnetic field is caused by convection currents causing a dynamo effect. The most likely cause of the heating to cause the convection currents is radioactive decay within Earth's core.

  33. missing tag by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    nomnomnom...

    I want to EAT the ancient plant! NOM NOM NOM...

    RS

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  34. Re:Mucking with evolution by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    The environmentalists claim that human beings are destroying the planet. Everything is a part of nature except for human beings and our technology and what we invent.

    Evolution says we are a part of nature and have evolved to become the most dominate form of life on the planet. But environmentalists ignore that part and claim we are not natural and not animals (ignoring that human beings are mammals) and that our works are destroying the planet.

    Meanwhile natural wild fires destroy forests showing that nature is just as destructive as human beings, also hurricanes, tsunamis, earth quakes, floods, droughts, all of which are not human made but just as destructive as human beings are claimed to be.

    Human beings are a part of nature, we are animals like all of the rest, but more evolved, but our basic instincts still guide us, as well as our ID and Ego, and our quest for more material things. Our destruction of the environment is a part of nature, as we are a part of nature itself. We just haven't evolved to the point that we have learned to preserve nature and change our technology, science, and activities to stop destroying the environment. But nature pushes back, as it has always done against life on the planet, and survival becomes one of adapting to change and learning from one's mistakes. No other animal on the planet besides human beings can adapt to change and learn from their mistakes as well as human beings can, but we destroy ourselves in war, politics, economics, and we poison our bodies with alcohol, illicit drugs, legal drugs, sexual diseases, and chemicals in drinking water, genetically engineered food (lowers our metabolism and makes most of us fat, causes some to develop food allergies) , and lack of exercise as machines do the work for us.

    Have we really advanced that much, or have we taken steps backward and almost doomed us all?

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  35. Okay by Datamonstar · · Score: 1

    So the cloned something that only reproduces by being cloned. Umm... am I missing something here?

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  36. Slow loading by ignavus · · Score: 1

    "which seems to load slowly in the US"

    (A) Australia (and its island state Tasmania) lie on the other side of the largest body of water on the planet - the Pacific Ocean. Bottlenecks occur, but Americans notice it less than Australians do, because Australians visit US websites (cough cough Google) far more often than Americans visit Australian websites.

    (B) Tasmania lies across another body of water from the Australian mainland - Bass Strait (Bass rhymes with ass). Although narrow, the Bass Strait is a bottleneck for communications between Tasmania and the mainland.

    Conclusion: this webpage has to pass through two bottlenecks to get to Americans. Conversely, for Tasmanians trying to access American websites (like Google for instance) the web sucks.

    So before you complain about this page loading slowly, think of those poor devils in Tasmania.

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    1. Re:Slow loading by shermo · · Score: 1

      Bass rhymes with ass

      That's not a particularly helpful comparison, seeing as ass can be pronounced as "arse" or for "ass" as in donkey. For the record, it's Bass straight as in E=mass x c^2.

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  37. Clones can't evolve. by American+Terrorist · · Score: 1

    GP has a point. Most large organisms reproduce sexually for this very reason. The few that don't are relics living on isolated islands. Asexual reproduction makes organisms extremely vulnerable to pathogens, so most of them have already gone extinct. Many species can choose whether to reproduce sexually or asexually; they almost always choose sex when available because it gives so many advantages to their offspring.

    How his post was flamebait I have yet to figure out.

    1. Re:Clones can't evolve. by bhartman34 · · Score: 1

      Many species can choose whether to reproduce sexually or asexually; they almost always choose sex when available because it gives so many advantages to their offspring.

      This isn't intended as a jab, but is the word "choose" really appropriate here? "Choice" implies volition, whereas it was my understanding that environmental factors determined whether a species that could do either reproduced sexually or asexually.

  38. Re:Mucking with evolution by bhartman34 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think we can reasonably take "natural" as shorthand for "not influenced by humans".

    How can that be reasonable when it is an absolutely false dichotomy?

    People make the same error when it comes to "natural herbal supplements" vs. "drugs". (Chemicals are chemicals, no matter how they're created. If a compound has an effect on the human body, it can be toxic. Google "water intoxication". Anything "completely safe" is worthless, medically.) The actions of humans are no less "natural" than ants building a colony or beavers building a dam. We just happen to have the intelligence and opposable thumbs to manufacture more sophisticated materials.

    We might have some competition for most disruptive force to ever appear on this planet (e.g. the first oxygen-exhaling organisms), but we're definitely the worst to appear in eons, and we're unique in that we're the first thing to appear that has a fair chance of killing off all life on the planet.

    "Killing all life on the planet" ain't as easy as it looks. Even if we did our absolute worst and nuked each other all to Hell, while simultaneously letting global warming run amok, there would still be room, at the very least, for extremophiles.

    Note: I'm not saying that's a good idea. I'm simply saying that one facet of human arrogance is the idea that we have the power to kill all life on the planet. We don't. You'd be almost as accurate if you said we had the power to destroy all life in the universe.

    Basically what I'm saying is: come on, be reasonable. Of course humans are an abnormal influence on the planet.

    Basically, you're incorrect.

  39. ...And you miss the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot "editor" kdawson has yet again posted a story from/about his beloved Australia. That's why he is here: to promote Australia. Had this been an article about old-plant cloning in, say, Hungary or Bermuda, it would not have made the front page of Slashdot.

  40. from wikipedia entry for "maximum life span" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One species of jellyfish, Turritopsis nutricula, reverts to a sexually immature stage after reproducing, rather than dying as in other jellyfish. Consequently the species has no maximum lifespan.

  41. Re:Mucking with evolution by selven · · Score: 1

    Even if we did our absolute worst and nuked each other all to Hell, while simultaneously letting global warming run amok

    Fry - "It's a good thing global warming never happened"
    Leela - "It did. But it's a good thing nuclear winter cancelled it out"

  42. This doesn't solve the problem by AlejoHausner · · Score: 1
    If the original species is vulnerable to an invasive fungus, then I don't see how cloning will help. Clones don't have enough genetic diversity to keep up the evolutionary arms race with their microbial and insect enemies.

    This problem isn't new to Tasmanian shrubs: banana plants are propagated by cuttings (ie cloned), and the "Gros Michel" variety was wiped out 100 years ago by a fungus, because they were all genetically identical. They were eventually replaced by the "Cavendish" variety, which is now being wiped out by a new fungus. The same problem plagues apples: apple trees grown from seed usually produce sour-tasting crab apples, which are only good for making cider (that's why Johnny Appleseed planted them, to make alcohol). Occasionally an apple tree results which yields sweet apples, and such trees are henceforth replicated exclusively through cuttings. Such clones don't change with the evolutionary times, and hence require huge quantities of fungicides and insecticides to yield worm-free apples.

    Cloning a threatened species just postpones the inevitable.

  43. Re:Mucking with evolution by wisty · · Score: 1

    There's a story about an old man, who never took any drugs, because they "weren't natural".

    His doctor noticed that he was on Lithium, a powerful anti-depressant.

    A previous doctor had proscribed it, but it was OK, because it was a "salt".

  44. Re:Mucking with evolution by graft · · Score: 1

    Basically, you're incorrect.

    It's fairly clear that we're the cause of an extreme extinction event (see Holocene Extinction event), and while it might not be the worst (which goes to the Permian-Triassic event), it is certainly dramatic and might win in terms of rate (number of species disappearing per year). So, yes, humans are an abnormal influence on the planet, and in this context (introducing exospecies into a fragile environment), it's certainly relevant to separate the human influence from the norm (say, the previous hundred million years of evolution). Although Australia is probably a strange case, since we've screwed it up repeatedly in our various waves of invasion and re-invasion.

    As for extremophiles, yeah, we probably can't kill all life on the planet. That's why I said "has a fair chance".

  45. Re:Mucking with evolution by bhartman34 · · Score: 1

    Basically, you're incorrect.

    It's fairly clear that we're the cause of an extreme extinction event (see Holocene Extinction event), and while it might not be the worst (which goes to the Permian-Triassic event), it is certainly dramatic and might win in terms of rate (number of species disappearing per year).

    Granted, it's just Wikipedia, but the article you cite above demonstrates, better than anything else, that scientists currently have not the foggiest notion of the impact we're having on the planet's biosphere. Early in the article, we read this:

    Between 1500 and 2006 CE, 784 extinctions have been documented by the International Union for Conservation of Nature and Natural Resources.[1]
    However, since most extinctions go undocumented, scientists estimate that during the 20th century, between 20,000 and two million species actually became extinct, but the precise total cannot be determined more accurately within the limits of present knowledge. Up to 140,000 species per year (based on Species-area theory)[2] may be the present rate of extinction based upon upper bound estimating.

    If this wasn't such a serious topic, the passage above would make me laugh my proverbial ass off. Not only have the "scientists" referenced abandoned the idea of documentation (a.k.a., "data"), but they've settled on a range of species extinctions with a 10,000% margin of error. If that's the best they can do with the data, you can't fault them for telling the truth, but it's hardly anything to hang your hat on, in terms of a theory.

    Wikipedia has a broader article on major extinction events, and the Holocene event doesn't even rate as "major". (It's listed in the "minor" event list.) The accompanying graph seems to bear that out (at least for marine life).

    So, yes, humans are an abnormal influence on the planet, and in this context (introducing exospecies into a fragile environment), it's certainly relevant to separate the human influence from the norm (say, the previous hundred million years of evolution).

    You're clearly missing the point. The question isn't whether human beings caused more extinctions than any other single species (or any other event, for that matter). Even if you blindly assume that that's true, that has nothing to do with whether or not human activity is "natural" or not. Human behavior has evolved the same way the species of any other species has evolved. We have needs for resources just like any other species does. Human activity, then, is no more "unnatural" than any other species' activity (the aforementioned ants or beavers, for example).

    As for extremophiles, yeah, we probably can't kill all life on the planet. That's why I said "has a fair chance".

    There's not a "fair" chance. Barring some planet-exploding technology (i.e., the planet goes "BOOM!!" in a Death Star-like explosion), it's not going to happen. There are plenty of things that do have a "fair chance" of destroying all life on Earth (e.g., a Moon-sized body crashing into Earth), and there are a lot of scenarios that would lead to no one posting on Slashdot for the next few billion years, but generally, the idea that we could destroy all life on Earth (or come remotely close to it) is nonsense. Sane environmentalism is focused on keeping it a habitable place for humans, and not breaking out the rosary beads every time another species of rat goes extinct. (Sorry. That last reference was my Catholic high school days coming back. *shudder*)

  46. An exercise in...? by Nyckname · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lomatia_tasmanica: ...reproduction occurs only vegetatively: when a branch falls, that branch grows new roots, establishing a new plant that is genetically identical to its parent.

    Why didn't they just stick some branches in pots of soil?