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Scientists Decry "Horrifying" UK Border Test Plan

cremeglace writes "Scientists are dismayed and outraged at a new project by the UK border agency to test DNA, hair, and nails to determine the nationality of asylum seekers and help decide if they can enter the UK. 'Horrifying,' 'naive,' and 'flawed' are among the words geneticists and isotope specialists have used to describe the 'Human Provenance pilot project.' The methods being used to determine ancestry include fingerprinting of mitochondrial DNA and isotope analysis of hair and nails. ScienceInsider blog notes that it is 'not clear who is conducting the DNA and isotope analyses for the Border Agency,' and that the agency has not 'cited any scientific papers that validate its DNA and isotope methods.' There is also a followup post with more information on the tests that are being used, and some reactions from experts in genetic forensic analysis. This story was first reported in The Observer on Sunday."

515 comments

  1. 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This isn't even funny anymore.

    1. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's even less funny is that this isn't the first time someone has said that, but we're still here in the same crap.

    2. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find the concept of controlling your own borders, by whatever means, to be novel and interesting. Too bad the U.S. doesn't do that (control the borders)

    3. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Now that the USA has become a BLACK country with a BLACK leader there are millions of Americans flocking to the UK. Oh wait. No there aren't. ass.

    4. Re:1984 by mrrudge · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As an Englishman, and a Yorkshireman to boot, I can say with absolute certainty that I'd rather live in a predominantly multiracial area ( I do ) where my genetic heritage is a footnote compared with my interactions with other human beings, my values and my ability to do things, than to be categorised in any way as similar to someone ( you ) who has no idea of their own history ( you absolutely sure your genetic makeup is *pure* anglo-saxon, oh hang on ) and who feels they are able to judge many others based entirely on the differing colour of their skin.

      You didn't build this country, and as you're very unlikely to be old enough to have actively participated in the wars, empire or any period when this sceptred isle was ( questionably ) glorious, you're actively blaming others for your own lack of success, whilst triumphing and extrapolating your smallmindedness to others who do not agree.

      Anecdotal evidence for your argument; -1.

      ( And apologies for feeding trolls. )

    5. Re:1984 by Pax681 · · Score: 1

      you sound like one of those morons from the BNP

      now i am a Scottish Nationalist but we are very different from your type of knuckle dragging xenophobic crapioca. we just think Scotland should be self governing and race is NOT an issue at all.

      it's nasty cretinous racist muppets like you that should be dragging your knuckles into the 21st century

      it's people like you who make Scottish people like me dislike being tagged as "British" and also dislike the union flag.

      Saor Alba

    6. Re:1984 by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      Reminds me more of Children of Men.

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    7. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps one of you can explain to me:
      What is wrong with an all white country?
      Since WHEN did white people VOTE to have their countries taken over by the third world, and why on Earth would we do that?
      If you want to live in a country full of third world people, why haven't you moved to one?

      Most white people agree with me, and you know it.

    8. Re:1984 by mill3d · · Score: 1

      There are no illegal immigrants, only illegal governments.

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    9. Re:1984 by thc4k · · Score: 1

      Children of Men fits great this time.

    10. Re:1984 by sean4u · · Score: 1

      Isn't the easiest way to deal with the underlying problem (fraudulent asylum applications) just to not offer asylum?

      I've often thought asylum is counter-productive for the countries where abuse occurs. How is rebellion against oppression encouraged by the option to run away?

      I'm all for immigration. I voted with my genes, as many of my family have, for diversity. I currently live (for the last 4 years, hopefully for only one or two more) in a toilet of a country where everything is owned by the political party in power. They kill people and hold sham trials where nobody important is ever in the dock. The dock (and jail) is full of opposition politicians. My neighbours all ask me to help them get into the UK.

      By all means - if someone wants to come and join a society, let them. If they want to run away from one, I think they should be turned back with a citizen activism handbook and best wishes for the future.

  2. PR by Thanshin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Aparently, simply discrimating by skin color is not cool anymore.

    1. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sure it is. They just want SCIENCE to take away all that awful guilt.

    2. Re:PR by CountBrass · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Firstly, nationality is not the same as skin colour. Secondly, it's quite right to discriminate on any basis the country you are seeking to live in decides. Their country, they make the rules.

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    3. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our ability to discriminate is key to our thinking process and an evolutionary breakthrough. It's rather inept to state that the ability to discriminate is bad. Skin color is a poor indicator of any really useful, but a genetic profile contains a lot of useful information.

      You discriminate between beverages when you choose to drink Pepsi instead of Draino, right? To discriminate is to distinguish and draw conclusion. Period. It's critical to daily life.

    4. Re:PR by draco664 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Firstly, nationality is not the same as skin colour.

      Nationality is not the same as DNA either.

    5. Re:PR by RegularFry · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Given that it is my capital, and my home, yes.

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    6. Re:PR by EvilMonkeySlayer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      [CITATION NEEDED]

      Also, you may as well just said..

      The population of London is expected to drop below 50% White by 2012. Would you want to let that happen with your own capital?

      Do you vote BNP/UKIP by any chance?

    7. Re:PR by DangerFace · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The population of London is expected to drop below 50% English by 2012.

      From what I can see from a quick wiki of the last census, more than two thirds of the population of London is British born, and quite a few of the foreigners are from British families that emigrated and then moved back.

      Would you want to let that happen with your own capital?

      Assuming your premise is right, yes, I would let that happen to both the city I live in and the capital of my country. But these tests have nothing to do with 'Britishness' - they are about genetics and poorly-formed pseudo-scientific analysis. If you want to define Britishness go ahead and give it a try, but we're less ethnically pure than pretty much anyone, so that's a no go.

      For example, I'm British, and there is no one that would contest that (well, very few). However, my ethnic heritage back to my grandparents is one quarter white British, one quarter white German, and one half European Jew. Additionally, I can parle un petit peu Francais, sprechen Deutsch, and make stabs in the dark in Spanish and Italian. My area is fairly white, for London, but the main types of takeaway / restaurant nearby are focused on Chinese, Thai, Indian, and American cuisine. This is not a country where ideas of purity work well.

    8. Re:PR by the_womble · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What I would really like to do is to is to expel anyone who cares from the country.

      Also, you do realise that that is precisely the reason that most people like London?

    9. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So all those people with direct genetic descendants from the British isles will be welcomed into their ancestral home with open arms?

      Given that the UK is a multicultural place and has been spreading its reach around the globe for centurys what defines a genetic brit these days?

      I would blame Labour for this and many other heinous acts such as the abolition of habeas corpus, but I expect the home office will continue to act like this when Labour are replaced next year...

    10. Re:PR by DrEldarion · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Would you want to let that happen with your own capital?

      54% of people in Washington DC are of African descent. 40% are of European descent. 9% Hispanic descent. 3% Asian descent.

      We seem to be doing just fine.

    11. Re:PR by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      They just want SCIENCE to take away all that awful guilt.

      The population of London is expected to drop below 50% English by 2012. Would you want to let that happen with your own capital?

      Gosh, like just imagine if Washington DC had less than 50% Native Americans!

      The population of London may or may not have more than 50% born abroad (though given the 2001 census figure of 24% that sounds unlikely), but that is not the same as them not being English, many are getting UK citizenship.

    12. Re:PR by kinnell · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Aparently, simply discrimating by skin color is not cool anymore.

      It's not about discrimination based on race, it's about verifying whether someone is from where they say they are from to prevent normal emmigrants passing themselves off as refugees to bypass the emmigration system. It's stupid of course because it's based on the assumption that there is a tie between nationality and genetic ancestry. A fairly large proportion of british citizens would test as Indian under this scheme.

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    13. Re:PR by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Color of your mitochondria is what counts.

    14. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bamm! Godwin's law:
      Oh, so the Nazis were right to discriminate against jews and non-Arians?

    15. Re:PR by Marcika · · Score: 1

      The population of London is expected to drop below 50% English by 2012. Would you want to let that happen with your own capital?

      Gosh, like just imagine if Washington DC had less than 50% Native Americans! The population of London may or may not have more than 50% born abroad (though given the 2001 census figure of 24% that sounds unlikely), but that is not the same as them not being English, many are getting UK citizenship.

      Yup, but the grandparent was referring to ethnic self-identification rather than birth place. The Focus on London report shows 58% "White British" and falling. And anything else - to many simple minds - is the equivalent of "dirty foreigner" even if they are 3rd generation Brits... And GP: Of course you would want that to happen to your capital. Or do you think London would be the financial and cultural capital of the world but for its ethnic/cultural diversity?

    16. Re:PR by PeterBrett · · Score: 2

      Aparently, simply discrimating by skin color is not cool anymore.

      It's not about discrimination based on race, it's about verifying whether someone is from where they say they are from to prevent normal emmigrants passing themselves off as refugees to bypass the emmigration system. It's stupid of course because it's based on the assumption that there is a tie between nationality and genetic ancestry. A fairly large proportion of british citizens would test as Indian under this scheme.

      This is going to come across a bit grammar-Nazi-ish, but I think you're getting confused between "emigrate" and "immigrate". They are different words with completely opposite meanings! The initial "e" in "emigrate" comes from the Latin "ex", meaning "out of", and "emigration" is when you move away from a country. The initial "im" in "immigrate" comes from the Latin "in" (meaning obvious), and "immigration" is when you move into a country.

      Hopefully the distinction is clearer now.

    17. Re:PR by Chrisq · · Score: 2, Informative

      to many simple minds - is the equivalent of "dirty foreigner" even if they are 3rd generation Brits...

      True enough. My wife is American and to her surprise one of the neighbours tried to "recruit" her into the BNP complaining about some "foreigners" who had moved into the road.

      She (bravely in my opinion) pointed out that she was the foreigner, having a US passport and not being a UK citizen, whereas the people who had moved into the road were born British. The racist neighbour litterally did not get it and said "yes but they are the foreign ones really", obviously equating nationality with skin colour even though it contradicted the facts.

    18. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hell yes and its nothing to do with race - Its London Its a shit hole and it sucks more than its fair share of resources out of the regions than its worth simply because its the capital.

      Blow the Thames flood gates and let the place rot.

      Independence for the North!

    19. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      If you don't care what England and London are like then you should leave.

      Personally I value our culture and don't want it diluted with alien and often enemy cultures.

      If you like Indian, or Muslim or Chinese or African (surely a contradiction in terms) culture you know that there are great examples outside of the UK: don't let the door hit you on your way out.

    20. Re:PR by dangitman · · Score: 1

      That would be pretty weird, seeing as my capital has very few English people. Should we be fearing a sudden influx of the British?

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    21. Re:PR by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 0, Troll
      London Its a shit hole and it sucks more than its fair share

      I agree, but I blame that *&%$ Scottish prime minister and his cronies for it. I bet not to many of the toxic bankers are African/Asian.

      When you can detect a bankers and politicians by their DNA, let me know.

      The poblem with democracy is that "whoever you vote for, a politican gets elected"!

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    22. Re:PR by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Firstly, nationality is not the same as skin colour. Secondly, it's quite right to discriminate on any basis the country you are seeking to live in decides. Their country, they make the rules.

      Every country should be able to set rules for immigrants. The problem is that some people want to apply them to second, third, or twenty-third generation immigrants, and to different racial, regional, ethnic, or religious groups native to the country. Look at all the people on this list complaining because of the proportion of "White British" declining.

    23. Re:PR by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      a genetic profile contains a lot of useful information

      I doubt that, and, a genetic profile constructed by the "Border Agency" is very unlikely to mean anything at all. When compared to a database that has been in contact with the Biritsh government, it will be worse than useless.

      Just because the Nazi party thought this was a good idea in 1939 does not make it so.

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    24. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you make valid points in general but, "cultural capital"? really? You must be joking

    25. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't you sorry you played the empire game, eh?! Racist prick.

    26. Re:PR by LordAndrewSama · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      As a brit, I want most of the foreigners to fuck off. I have nothing against foreigners, but I want a points-based system like canada / australia have, so the foreigners have to add substantial value to the country. Or, if we have that(I'm not sure) I want it to be far stricter. and sweet jesus, I want the foreigners to get NO BENEFITS AT ALL. they must fuck off and beg from their own governments. Also, with unemployment this high, we shouldn't be taking in any more foreigners. also, I don't want to accomodate muslims/indians/any-other-society. they have their own countries that bend over backwards for them. if they want to live here, they obey our laws and live in our society. no honour killings in families or whatever nonsense. Finally, english. that's right. you want to live here, learn english. my sister went to an NHS hospital and the fucking doctor could barely speak a word. naturally, she demanded a different doctor.

      Flamebait? Trolling? Racism? I think it is, so I'll not post this anon, and I'll live with whatever hammering my karma deserves.

      No, I don't support the BNP, but this is why they're gaining voters. I don't care about 50% whites or less by 2012, my issue is that the foreigners we let in are the scum their own countries are glad to be without.

    27. Re:PR by couchslug · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The thing about letting in absolutely anyone is that it doesn't protect the benefits of exclusivity. It also doesn't reinforce the cultural and social preferences of those people a country belongs to.

      With culture comes religious and political baggage. For example, Muslims tend to bring Islam with them when they arrive in a Western country. Religion is bad, primitive religion is worse, and there is every reason for Westerners who value personal freedom to keep out religious enemies just as they would reject political enemies (religion is merely superstitious politics).

      It's a bit of a wrench when people raised on simplistic, very blind idealism find that other people can use their naive ideals against them. To the extent that you allow a population of social primitives into your home, they will make it over in the image of the societies they left, especially when their religion is predatory. People cherish the idea that their ideals will magically protect them (rather a secular religion IMO) but are coming up against reality.

      Europe belongs to Europeans. They should decide if there is a moral obligation to turn it into Arabia and Africa, or not. I would think they suffered enough getting Christianity off their backs, but it appears Euros don't remember history any better than Yanks.

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    28. Re:PR by st0nes · · Score: 1

      A fairly large proportion of british citizens would test as Indian under this scheme.

      And I would test pure-blooded European, even though I'm 4th generation African.

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    29. Re:PR by FudRucker · · Score: 1

      excellent! you said it better than i did.

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    30. Re:PR by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Tha's rate theer lad. Shite soft shandy drinking poofs.

      Lincoln was, London is, and York shall be - the greatest city of the three.

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    31. Re:PR by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

      British is as British does.

      So no honour killings, but getting drunk and brawling is compulsory.

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    32. Re:PR by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      They give citizenship away with breakfast cereals these days. If Abu Hamza and his tribe of lowlife scum had it, anybody can.

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    33. Re:PR by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Since when did geographical distance correlate with cultural similarity? Australia is about as far away from the UK as you can get but its people generally fit in fine.

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    34. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but I want a points-based system like canada / australia have, so the foreigners have to add substantial value to the country. Or, if we have that(I'm not sure) I want it to be far stricter.

      A points-based system is in force now. As it has just been introduced (so its effects are not apparent yet) and you admitted you have no knowledge of it (in particular how strict it is) to call for it to be 'far stricter' is bizarre to say the least. Many business types are already claiming it is too strict, although that may be self-interest.

    35. Re:PR by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      you make valid points in general but, "cultural capital"? really? You must be joking

      It is certainly one of the worlds great cultural cities, but much as I love London I would be hard pressed to place it above Paris, Athens, Florence, or many others.

    36. Re:PR by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      Every country should be able to set rules for immigrants.

      Oh, so your cool with "no Jews" as an immigration rule?

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    37. Re:PR by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      A lot of them "lose" their papers since they can't be sent home if you can't work out where they're from.

      I'd suggest that all dubious cases should be assumed to come from Graham Island (referred to as Ferdinandea by the thieving Eyeties, who stole it).

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    38. Re:PR by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...or try a certain Elizabeth Windsor 1/4 German married to a Greek with Scandanavian Ancestry and she has close relatives from nearly every European country .....

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    39. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The capital in my country is only 62.6% English speaking by heritage (although many people are bilingual). I'm not sure what the trend is, but it wouldn't surprise me if English is downwards. Most people in my country are immigrants only a few generations back. It's a feature, not a bug.

      In London's case, it's a cosmopolitan city that draws people from around the world. It's a sign of success that people want to go there. I suggest you get over the fact this means change, and try to figure out how to better deal with it. Make sure your school system is effective and it will probably sort itself out over time.

      And if you mean "English" by ethnicity/race, definitely get over that. The "Country X for X-ians only" attitude is a way for a country to isolate itself from the world and get left behind by it, not to mention a host of other problems if you try to implement a policy that tries to keep things that way. There's nothing wrong with being a bit picky -- you want immigrants that will actually contribute to the country, work hard, accept the principles the country is founded on, etc. -- but basing choices on race/ethnicity is a way to arbitrarily reject good people. Language can be a legitimate reason to reject someone, because if they can't speak at all with the locals then they are going to have a tough time getting a job. But it all depends on how motivated the person is, because language can be learned.

    40. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The population of London is expected to drop below 50% English by 2012.

      From what I can see from a quick wiki of the last census, more than two thirds of the population of London is British born, and quite a few of the foreigners are from British families that emigrated and then moved back.

      Would you want to let that happen with your own capital?

      Assuming your premise is right, yes, I would let that happen to both the city I live in and the capital of my country. But these tests have nothing to do with 'Britishness' - they are about genetics and poorly-formed pseudo-scientific analysis. If you want to define Britishness go ahead and give it a try, but we're less ethnically pure than pretty much anyone, so that's a no go.

      For example, I'm British, and there is no one that would contest that (well, very few). However, my ethnic heritage back to my grandparents is one quarter white British, one quarter white German, and one half European Jew. Additionally, I can parle un petit peu Francais, sprechen Deutsch, and make stabs in the dark in Spanish and Italian. My area is fairly white, for London, but the main types of takeaway / restaurant nearby are focused on Chinese, Thai, Indian, and American cuisine. This is not a country where ideas of purity work well.

      Many people with Jewish backgrounds instinctively are against immigration retrictionism simply because of the Jewish experience in WW2, I'm not saying this is the case here but may factor in.

      Anyway about your comment you falsely conflate englishness with Britishness.

      Demographics is destiny, the current destiny of the English is to become an ever dwindling minority in thier own homeland due to massive annual third world immigration. Which for all they have done i wouldnt wish on them or other people.

    41. Re:PR by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      If you don't care what England and London are like then you should leave.

      I lived in London and watched it go from an overpriced racist society where where scroungers are valued above workers and non-whites are given preferential treatment over whites. All a black man has to do is claim 'racism' and he gets huge payouts, even top policemen and advisers to the London mayor get away with this rubbish.

      I left because it's gone to far to be fixed no matter who is in government.

    42. Re:PR by Jellybob · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hell yes.

      As someone who has lived in London, and still spends 5 days a week there at work, a big part of the environment that draws people here is the mixture of different cultures, and the way they blend together into new things.

    43. Re:PR by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Every country should be able to set rules for immigrants.

      Oh, so your cool with "no Jews" as an immigration rule?

      I think it would be despicable, but I would say that a sovereign state would have the right to specify it.

    44. Re:PR by Malc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Do you also want the system like Canada where doctors end up working as janitors?

      Note: I'm a Briton who emmigrated to Canada in 1996, and now hold a passport there. I returned to the UK a couple of months ago. I think you're wrong about immigration. Your comments are bigotted - this country needs a culture of acceptance, like Canada has.

    45. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are talking 'bout her majestie's corgies ?

    46. Re:PR by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      The population of London is expected to drop below 50% English by 2012. Would you want to let that happen with your own capital?

      What difference does that make as long as they are good citizens? It's a shame that bigotry is still alive and well this far into the 21st Century.

    47. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This makes me think of Obama's Postal Service analogy to public health care - it helps the other side's argument, not yours, considering how dysfunctional DC is.

    48. Re:PR by thejynxed · · Score: 1

      Oh, so the Scotts are finally getting their revenge after all of these centuries, eh? Glorious :P

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    49. Re:PR by Kitsuneymg · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, (I never saw a restaurant that billed itself as American when in Deutschland) what kind of food does an 'American' restaurant serve?

    50. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Would you want to let that happen with your own capital?
      > Assuming your premise is right, yes
      >...
      > and one half European Jew

      So you are saying you will not mind when Tel Aviv is less than half jew?

    51. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I live in NE London, which is probably 50% Asian, 30% African/West Indian, 20% East European and the remainder predominantly foreigners such as Irish, Australians and South Africans. The indigenous British population is probably less than 2%. Now you tell me if this country doesn't have a problem. Nobody speaks the language, everyone wants benefits, education, housing, healthcare and everything else, whilst our own culture is going to hell in a handbasket. I'm all for helping people out, but this is seriously taking the piss. We can't even throw anybody out of the country if they don't have papers or passports.
      The sooner we just put a total block on foreigners, the better.

    52. Re:PR by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      Hell no.

      As someone who has lived in London and now does his best to avoid the place like the plague it's Jamaican drug gangs, Muslim bus-bombers and knife-wielding gangs of black kids who keep me away.

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    53. Re:PR by broken_chaos · · Score: 1

      I'd test as a mix of everything, so they'd get my nationality right, eh?

    54. Re:PR by EnglishSteve · · Score: 1

      "Big Mac"
      "Royale with Cheese"

    55. Re:PR by moon3 · · Score: 1

      It is emigration from his POV, he is emigrating to UK, for you it is immigration. But important thing is that you both understand the problem and preparing to face off.

    56. Re:PR by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      Shame you never picked up a basic grasp of English while you were there!

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    57. Re:PR by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      set up the !BNP, a party dedicated to kicking out all the unemployed BNP supporters who sit around claiming benefits/pensions and generally being a burden on the tax payer! I'd vote for you.

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    58. Re:PR by Jurily · · Score: 1

      54% of people in Washington DC are of African descent. 40% are of European descent. 9% Hispanic descent. 3% Asian descent.

      We seem to be doing just fine.

      Tell that to the Native Americans.

    59. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't go far as saying "most people like London." Most people dislike London because it is still full of rude white people who act like they own the place.

    60. Re:PR by mrrudge · · Score: 1

      I believe his point was more that Englishness & Britishness is impossible to define, and any definition you care to uphold is likely to exclude the paragon of Englishness, Her Majesty. To be English is already to be mixed race.

      I live in London, it's a dirty, generally grey and badly working city enlivened by areas of other cultures, exotic smells, tastes and spectacle it would be much worse without.

    61. Re:PR by shilly · · Score: 1

      Bollocks. You are wrong about the ethnic makeup. The East End is considerably more ethnically diverse than NE London, and the white indigenous population is still well above 1/3. The number of non-English speakers is ~10%, most immigrants work (predominantly doing either the shitty jobs the indigenous population spurn or high-status, high-value add jobs) as well as drawing on the country's resources, and our own culture is *enriched* by being surrounded by immigrants. And people get thrown out of the country regularly including for not having papers and passports -- an abhorrent policy which ignores the fact that refugees can be *expected* not to have passports ("Oh hello Herr Hitler, I'm a Jew who'd like to flee your SS goons, can I have a passport please? What do you mean, no?").

      Britain has been a country of immigrants and emigrants forever. It's one of the main reasons why English was such a successful language (in terms of numbers speaking it as a first or second language). Immigrants have given the UK lots of the symbols we hold most dear: our royals and fish and chips, to name just two.

      Grow up and get used to it. And stop imagining that the situation is uniquely terrifying today -- just look at what was said in the 1890s about immigrants fleeing pogroms or the 1940s about war refugees etc. We survived then -- indeed thrived, and will do so now.

    62. Re:PR by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Jamaican drug gangs and knife-wielding gangs of black kids

      I lived in London for years, i only got attacked once that was by a gang of white kids!

      Muslim bus-bombers

      Fail, there was only one Muslim bus-bomber, but hey I'm going to assume you either can't count to one and/or don't have a grasp of basic English, so you probably got your information from the daily mail! What i do find interesting is you didn't leave when bombings were much more common, like during the early 90s!

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    63. Re:PR by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be easier/cheaper to just keep a copy of their papers and a database of finger prints (database finger prints entries removed when a claim is accepted ofc, so as not to be a horrible violation of privacy for refugees).

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    64. Re:PR by mrrudge · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      What parts of English culture are you proud of ? It's now unchangable history ? The ( exploitative ) Empire ? The ( not very genetically English ) Queen ? The ( as borrowed and mixed up as anywhere in Europe's ) Language ? The ( generally soggy and badly cooked ) Food ? The regular invasions of and resulting mixed genotype that comes of being a small island ?

      My childrens, childrens ... children will hopefully have as mixed a genotype as possible, for all it's benefits, and with the way the planet is going, a slightly darker skin may come in handy too.

    65. Re:PR by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      As a brit, I want the racists to f off.

    66. Re:PR by LordAndrewSama · · Score: 1

      Why should we accept anybody? we have limited space, jobs and resources. surely we should cherry pick who comes into the country? I'm not disagreeing outright, I just want to know if you think a line should be drawn, and if so, where?

    67. Re:PR by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I'm British - I'm not Christian, and I doubt I share your values.

      -snip ad hominem - cry 'racism' if you dare defdend your own culture

      By all means argue for *your* culture, but don't try to pretend this is my culture, or "British" culture, or anything but your own views.

    68. Re:PR by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Their country, they make the rules.

      What? The UK is my country, and I disagree with these plans.

      Are you British? If not, why are you arguing for these rules when, by your own argument, you have no right to a say?

    69. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ethnicities are in no way related to the current borders in Africa... The "splitting" was made by European powers to create conflicts. Just have a look at the Togo: 50 ethnicities on an area of 50000 sq. km!

    70. Re:PR by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Do you also want the system like Canada where doctors end up working as janitors?

      Do you trust the medical schools of Zambia?

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    71. Re:PR by mk2mark · · Score: 1
      54% + 40% + 9% + 3% = 106% not to mention the fact that Hispania is a part of Europe.

      We seem to be doing just fine.

      Sure you do!

    72. Re:PR by benjfowler · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You are failing to make the distinction between a state founded as an ethnic and national project, as many European and East Asian countries are, as opposed to countries that are not, e.g. Australia, United States, Canada.

      While I am by no means a UKIP/BNP voter, I think that in any given country, the concerns of the ethnic majority, about having their way of life disrupted, and their culture diluted by people from poor countries who don't respect their hosts, is justified.

      East Asia, by and large, are doing a very good job at avoiding cultural suicide, by severely restricting mass immigration from poor countries, or countries with lesser-developed cultures. Europe, OTOH, has failed, and with the ghettoization of its inner cities, has only recently woken up to that fact.

    73. Re:PR by Pax681 · · Score: 1
      ok now i am going to teach you a wee lesson with me not only being Scottish but a nationalist.

      do you know the difference between a Scotsman and a Brit of Scottish origin?

      well there are many peope=e in Scotland who would say they are Scottish and not British"

      Brian Taylor(BBC) notes that in recent polls most Scots say they are Scottish NOT British, just check at the bottom of the page.

      now we get to Gordon bloody Brown. there is a man(i use the term loosely) who is more definitely British i that he drapes himself in the union flag, took elocution lessons to lose his accent and appeal more to the English electorate.. he is also quite happy not only to drain ?Scotlad of all it's natural resources for the benefit of Englandbut redraw the maritime borders so that england gets a bigger share of what is rightly Scottish territorial waters(see page 6 entitled - Imposition of the Scottish Adjacent Waters Boundaries Order 1999 here's a wee quote of what the Times had to say

      Documents detailing secret government plans in the 1970s to prevent Scotland laying claim to North Sea oil have been seen by The Times. They show the extraordinary lengths to which civil servants were prepared to go to head off devolution, which was seen then as inevitably leading to independence. The proposals included suggesting to Labour ministers, for whom devolution was a manifesto commitment, that progress towards a referendum should be delayed, in the hope that enthusiasm north of the Border would wane. Treasury officials also advised that the boundaries of Scotland's coastal waters should be redrawn and a new sector created to âoeneutraliseâ Scotland's claim to North Sea oil â" a step that was taken

      these sectors are "hidden as "extra regio territories"

      maybe something to do with stealing claim to the largest oil/gas reserves in the EU perhaps?

      people like Brown do NOT have Scotland's best interests at heart, only expanding their own power base to the detriment of Scotland. he is a Brit and only happens to be of Scots origin.

    74. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rome, on the other hand, being an utter shithole, ranks well below London on any reasonable scale. Sorry, just came back from Rome and kept thinking I wished I had been visiting London or Paris instead (and Florence is actually pretty nice - crowded, but good food and the people are much more amiable than Romans). Athens isn't so bad, but what the feck is up with all those stray dogs?

    75. Re:PR by kalirion · · Score: 2, Funny

      Seriously, wouldn't it just be easier to only let in the blond, blue eyed folks?

    76. Re:PR by Malc · · Score: 1

      We need the labours and other unskilled workers too. The ones born in the UK charge excessively high prices and do a shoddy job. Why does it cost a couple of hundred quid to call out a locksmith when locked out of one's house? It cost £20 when I needed one in Toronto. Competition all around is good, and those who are competent at their jobs have nothing to fear.

    77. Re:PR by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      The population of London is expected to drop below 50% English by 2012. Would you want to let that happen with your own capital?

      And the problem with that would be ... ???

      Really, I'm curious:
      - Would the increased percentage of people with black and olive skin in London alter the UK weather patterns due to increased capture of sun light causing higher temperatures in London?
      - Or maybe the decrease in lily-white people who need sun-protection cream factor 50 whenever a bit of sun comes out would kill the sun-protection cream industry in the UK?
      - Maybe your worry is the increase in accidental run-overs of people by cars during the night because darker skins are more difficult to spot in low light conditions?

      To be honest, I do think the UK has immigration issues.
      - The problem is not the ethnical origin of the immigrants, their skin color or religion.
      - The problem is that the UK imports way too many people which are poor, uneducated and which don't know any trade for which there is a need of people here in the UK (they're mostly unskilled). Often enough they're farmers or slum-dwellers from far away places which just "crash-land" in a completely different environment.

      There are plenty of poor, uneducated and unskilled British people, no need to bring in more from other countries.

      The end result of the UK's policy on immigration until now is that loads of immigrants come in and out-compete the natives for the small pool of jobs for unskilled or little-educated people (the immigrants are frequently less demanding in terms of salary and living conditions, especially when they intend to just make money asap and get back to their country). To top it all up, the less worldly of those immigrants sometimes bring habits which the natives find unpleasant.

      This has interesting side effects. For example, in London, one of the more expensive cities in the world to live in, in some neighborhoods getting a hair-cut from a barber or having you car hand-washed is cheaper than in anywhere else in Western Europe (£8 for the haircut, £5 for the car hand-wash).

    78. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      54% of people in Washington DC are of African descent. 40% are of European descent. 9% Hispanic descent. 3% Asian descent.

      We seem to be doing just fine.

      ... Umm... Could you pick a town that I haven't been mugged by the police, stabbed by the locals, robbed by the locals, shot at, and in a week seen more bodies being hauled away than a marathon of CSI... That's like saying not all spiders are poisonous; and shouldn't be feared... Then saying you live in Australia...

    79. Re:PR by Dr.+Impossible · · Score: 0, Troll

      You can always count on liberals to turn fucking everything into a race issue for no apparent reason.

      Trying to confirm an asylum seeker's true nationality has nothing to do with racism.

    80. Re:PR by Dr.+Impossible · · Score: 0, Troll

      Remember: white people are evil and should go extinct as soon as humanly possible, or at least become an insignificant minority ruled over by a superior culture, such a third world Islamic theocracy. Everyone except white people have a right to exist.

    81. Re:PR by Feef+Lovecraft · · Score: 1

      I still like the Now Show idea, becuase the BNP can't actually stop ethnic minorties joining (The equality comission said so) get as many people to join as possible then force an AGM to elect a new leader of the party, one of these new ethnic minorities that has joined. At that point most of the BNP "true" member will quit and leave and you keep the initals BNP but change what it stands for, no longer the British National Party but the Blue Nosed Pteradactayls, mostly as it'll upset many of the "true" BNP supporters as they won't figure out why Pteradactayl starts with a P...

    82. Re:PR by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      Religion is bad, primitive religion is worse, and there is every reason for Westerners who value personal freedom to keep out religious enemies just as they would reject political enemies (religion is merely superstitious politics).

      I think that's going to be a hard sell in a country that has Established a closely-related desert-sheepherder religion.

      To the extent that you allow a population of social primitives into your home, they will make it over in the image of the societies they left

      Right. Because most people who emigrate to the Western democracies usually do so because they're soooooo totally jazzed about the society they grew up in. And you know, once a savage, always a savage, no such thing as acculturation, amirite?

      Obviously you don't want to sit back and let anybody who wants to, come in and run around in your country practicing honor killings and tribal warfare; but that's why you have laws. People who won't obey your laws get deported. People who are obeying them are doing just fine, and their kids will be as British as the Queen. (who, let's face it, was a johnny-come-lately not so so long ago...)

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    83. Re:PR by Dr.+Impossible · · Score: 1

      Your comments are bigotted

      Standard liberal kneejerk reaction that means absolutely nothing.

    84. Re:PR by jrumney · · Score: 1

      There is only one borough in London where "white british" was not the largest ethnic group at the last census - Tower Hamlets, and only one other where "white british" made up less than 50% of the population (I think it was Lambeth but I'm not 100% sure). Your figures are way out.

    85. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell you what - if you don't like how about you make the change and piss off out of London/Britain? I'm Scottish born, Scottish/English/Irish descendent going back about 3 generations - going back further you can of course trace about 3 different Euro clans/tribes. And I have never been happier living in a multi-cultural Britain.

      Fuck integration - that's just a fancy word for watering down of cultures. As it stands you can take what you like and leave what you don't from over 20-30 distinct and different cultures. If you really don't want any but your own, then you can make the effort, wall yourself up in your home and leave the rest of us to enjoy the world class metropolitan city that is our capital.

    86. Re:PR by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Ooh. 5, insightful. Well let's see whether the Slashdot mods are unbiased. It's my capital also. And I say no.

    87. Re:PR by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm an American, and I agree with you 100%. I can barely understand the foreigners who now own all the convienience stores here, and there are places in Florida where you can't buy anything if you don't speak Spanish. If it weren't for the Mexican farm workers, farmers would have to pay a living wage.

      Then you have the H1B visas for programmers an the like when there are thousands of unemployed programmers here; the employers can exploit the foreigners more easily.

      my issue is that the foreigners we let in are the scum their own countries are glad to be without.

      Your Cromwell kicked one of my anscestors out of Ireland. He and his sons were high ranking members of the army that kicked your asses in the American Revolution.

    88. Re:PR by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      You're a twat. Scotland is better off as part of the Union, you've clearly been brainwashed by pompous Scottish nationalists. Scotland should be considered a region of the UK, and if it chooses independence, it will suffer as a result.

    89. Re:PR by Malc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Standard liberal kneejerk reaction that means absolutely nothing.

      Standard rhetoric as response, that adds absolutely nothing

    90. Re:PR by Dr.+Impossible · · Score: 1

      There is nothing else to be said, since there is nothing to respond to. "Your comments are bigoted" is a meaningless statement.

    91. Re:PR by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Mmmm... white flight. Now you understand what created American suburbia: irrational hatred of minorities while using them as a scapegoat for societal ills. Enjoy your race- and culture-wars!

    92. Re:PR by drsquare · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not really a valid comparison, as Canada is the world's second biggest country, and could fit the population of Britian in several times over without even noticing, but Britain is way more accepting of immigration than Canada.

      To move to Cananda, they require you speak English or French, preferably both, you generally need a degree, and a job. Or a lot of money. To move to the UK, you don't need anything other than directions to the welfare office. There's not much threat of being deported, it's very easy just to disappear.

      Why don't you ask the primary school teachers who are seeing classes filled with kids who barely speak English, as to the benefits of unrestricted immigration. Never mind us accepting them, why don't immigrants to Britain accept us? Why don't they learn the language and secure employment before getting on the plain?

      We have millions unemployed, we don't need any immigrants to work as janitors.

    93. Re:PR by drsquare · · Score: 1

      So immigration is necessary to reduce wages for the domestic population? With millions already on the dole? You must work for the Labour party.

    94. Re:PR by drsquare · · Score: 1

      That's the same Washington DC that was declared the murder capital of the US, with a higher poverty rate than any state other than Mississippi, with an economy entirely reliant on government spending?

    95. Re:PR by Malc · · Score: 1

      Indeed, Canada is huge, and that space certainly elevates a lot of social pressure.

      My partner is Australian, and teaches at primary school in London. What you wrote is grossly inaccurate.

    96. Re:PR by Malc · · Score: 1

      Don't make me laugh. The Labour party is busy playing diversionary tactics at the moment, constantly blaming the bankers. Yet this recession wouldn't hurt as much if they hadn't been running a deficit when the economy was at its peak. I'll be glad to see the back of them, although our tax burden will go up even further for years, just to cover the interest payments on the debt they've run up.

      I think the free market will sort itself out. No jobs? The immigrants will go home. And yes, I think we still need competition in wages - isolationalism will push prices, reduce demand, and slow the recovery. All of my colleagues have been laid-off and replaced by engineers in China who cost a fifth our rate, and work harder and more willingly. Immigration isn't the only source of competition.

    97. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, seeing as the Jews declared war on Germany, ran the banks, had bankrupted the country, owned the media, sound familiar?
      The German people had been brought to ruin by the poor, hard done by Jews. Why were Jews even IN Germany in the first place? Why don't Jews want to live in their OWN country?
      Because a parasite cannot live off other parasites.
      What do you mean by "discriminate against"?
      Am I "discriminating against" a burglar if he walks into my house and sits down in my chair? Should I not remove him from my house, as I would have to be "full of hate" (TM) to do that?

      You leftwing cretins are beyond a joke. You can't face reality, and are therefore insane. Unfortunately, you left wing idealogues are rapidly destroying ALL white countries.

      Please explain to us all at what point in history did white people get to VOTE on having our countries destroyed, and tell us WHY they would do that?

      If all of Europe had been inhabited by blacks since the beginning of mankind, what would it be like? The same as it is now? Would those 'equal' blacks have invented all the things that the BRITISH people did? WHITE people?

      You and I both know the answer to that.

      Name me ONE area in any white country, with higher than the average number of non-whites, which WHITE people are desperately trying to move INTO, rather than OUT OF.

    98. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell is American Cuisine? I live in America and I've never figured this out. Not joking -- would love to find out.

    99. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know why that should be a problem, but if it is, there's a simple answer: give them citizenship.

      Oh wait, you said English, not British. What's the definition of that again? Do you need an Ariernachweis?

    100. Re:PR by Pax681 · · Score: 1

      hmmm how eloquently put..i think not

      Scotland is by far better off as a indepedent state

      a recent TV debate hosted by Michael Portillo on the BBC showed that ALL participants of the debate were in NO doubt that Scotland would be definitely financially capable and in good stead to become independent and there had no, repeat NO doubt about it.

      this is more especially so with the new drilling techniques thus extending what can be drilled from the North sea but also the newly tapped reserves off the west coast twinned with the MASSIVE reserves off Rockall.

      Scotland would not suffer at all from cessation from the UK.

    101. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because it's impossible for someone to be, say, half white and half black?

    102. Re:PR by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      > my issue is that the foreigners we let in are the scum their own countries are glad to be without.

      Not all of them are scum, quite the contrary - don't forget that mass immigrations started because we rich people weren't interested in doing the dirty jobs anymore. A lot are honest, hard-working people.

      However, the foreigners I know personally tend to agree that it is often the no-good assholes who try to emigrate to a different country because they're not welcome at home anymore. Also, you only ever see the bad ones in the news, not the good ones.

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    103. Re:PR by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Not really a valid comparison, as Canada is the world's second biggest country, and could fit the population of Britian in several times over without even noticing...

      Also, things shrink when cold, so you can pack'em tighter.

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    104. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To move to the UK, you don't need anything other than directions to the welfare office.

      You're an idiot.

      Unrestricted immigration, indeed.

    105. Re:PR by Monsuco · · Score: 1

      We seem to be doing just fine.

      Well we as a country do just fine, Washington DC as a city does downright terrible. Despite more pork per Capita or pork per square mile than any state, the territory still has soaring poverty rates. This has nothing to do with minorities, and despite DC's bitterness about not having a representation (which is only partially true, the 23rd Amendment gives them 3 electorial college seats in a Presidential Election, and they get a delegate in the House who can debate, serve on and vote in committees, and introduce bills, it is just not Constitutional for the Federal District to obtain Statehood, nor can a non-State constitutionally have actual representatives.) Washington DC does bad just because inner city areas in general do bad and have high poverty rates (minorities in suburbia usually do roughly on par with their white counterparts, so this is an inner city culture problem, not a minority problem. I'm just noting that while the USA is doing all right, DC isn't.)

      We shouldn't have any problems with legal, rational, immigration. Legal immigrants rarely cause problems in the USA. The UK's problem appears to be that they will accept immigrants with little to no pre-qualifications under the banner of "diversity" which causes people to immigrate into the UK without assimilating in the British culture creating a semi-perminant underclass. Accepting foreigners who want to become part of your culture and view your country as a work opportunity is good, accepting anyone but then having them live in a perminant underclass isn't beneficial to either party.

      The UK's recent actions appear to be rather disturbing, but the UK has a history of doing things that on the surface appear disturbing, but bellow that there is such incompetence that it isn't a real threat to civil liberties. The excessive survalence is another area. They will put cameras everywhere to monitor people, which is scary until you figure out they can't actually get these cameras to do anything.

    106. Re:PR by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      "While I am by no means a UKIP/BNP voter, I think that in any given country, the concerns of the ethnic majority, about having their way of life disrupted, and their culture diluted by people from poor countries who don't respect their hosts, is justified."

      Culture is always changing. When people say "don't dilute my culture" what they should be actually saying is "I am not comfortable with this rate of change".

      "ghettoization of its inner cities"

      That is usually an indication that the rate of change is too great. It takes time to (usa term) "melt" people into the cultural pot, have them gain skills and get higher paying jobs, and for new jobs to be created to give them, etc..

    107. Re:PR by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      "To the extent that you allow a population of social primitives into your home, they will make it over in the image of the societies they left"

      Your entire post reminds me of some of the letters/newspaper articles shown in history books about the mass immigration of Irish into the US. "Those dirty stinking Irish bringing crime, ghettos, not learning English, catholic, etc etc etc..."

      News flash: your culture and society is constantly in flux. It basically comes down to finding an acceptable rate of change. Insinuating that Islam is primitive/predatory or that someone's culture is primitive or crude only adds a layer of bigotry that really doesn't help settle the issue.

    108. Re:PR by LordAndrewSama · · Score: 1
      I know that not all of them are scum, my point was more that we accept the scum as readily as we accept the decent ones, just badly worded, sorry. I have nothing against some foreigners, but, further up Malc said something about us needing a "culture of acceptance" of foreigners. I disagree and think the foreigners should accept British culture, not Vice Versa. Interestingly, I just asked my best friend(south african living/working in london) about the foreigners already here and he said this:

      check each and every one, deport with predujice everyone unlawfully here. and allow people to live by BRITISH law, made the BRITISH way and not to please anyone else.

    109. Re:PR by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      I suggest that if you want to limit who comes into the country, you include those born into the country in that limit as well. Or are you arguing that a british slacker is better than a nigerian slacker?

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    110. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A fairly large proportion of british citizens would test as Indian under this scheme.

      It would be best to send all of them back. They can't be trusted, rarely wash, steal, and claim racism whenever they don't get treated better than every other group.

    111. Re:PR by LordAndrewSama · · Score: 1

      so because we have slackers of our own we should accept other countries slackers? no. People born here already have the right to be here, slackers or not, but others need to earn it.

      Since they are live off of taxpayers money, do you like working so that all the lazy nigerian and british slackers can slack off? I don't.

    112. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming your from the UK I only have one question. You do know the history of the country your from right?

    113. Re:PR by SBFCOblivion · · Score: 1
      Heh.

      I'm kind of the opposite. I prefer foreigners to all the worthless Americans I'm surrounded by in the States. The foreigners always strive to achieve whereas USAians think they deserve everything without working for it.

    114. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is fucked. You are so incredibly wrong you should be shot. For a start East Asia has more or less already committed 'cultural suicide" 100s of years ago. The Japanese fanatically embraced Westernisation in the 19th century and the Chinese denounced their own culture as "feudal" choosing to replace it with European constructs (since when were Marx, Lenin chinese). Nowadays Chinese or Japanese culture is more or less identical to American culture, with a few local quirks. These countries may be racially xenophobic and anit-immigration, but it sure as fuck has not preserved their culture.
      And maybe I'm ignorant, but I have never previously realised that Britain was founded on an ethnic and national project, as this discussion seems to imply (although you never directly said it was). In fact the only major Western European country I can think of that was unified and founded on an ethnic, religious project was Germany under the Prussians. We all know where that went....
      (ok, ok I invoked the Nazis, but its actually relevant here)

    115. Re:PR by tendrousbeastie · · Score: 1

      Apart from your triteness in the last comment, I agree. So how to counter this, People need to vote with more intelligence (obvious beyond words) and need to be presented will better information (as obvious but 10x harder to answer)

      But, why is that particular point the responsibility of the bankers, politicians?

      We need better candidates, as if it is a matter of just choosing what they should do, but we should look at their remit and see what they should do.

      An MP ought to be designed to initiate, read, scrutinise and then reject/accept that piece of legislation. If each MP did that the there would be an affective Lower Hower to scrutinise Govt bils.

      We lack this now - parliament checknig govt bills befoer they become legislation, which mean that most sensible national political debate begin done in the Lords.

      And then we areonto the qiestion of they're valifiy......

    116. Re:PR by tendrousbeastie · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, maybe drop the insult.

      If you have a case to make ( I don't know - I know little about Scotland) make it clearly, but don;t insult the person.

    117. Re:PR by tendrousbeastie · · Score: 1

      I had a similar thing today - a customer of ours on the phone who is ultimately wanting to spend about £3-4000, but I can't understand a word she's saying. And she is just Irish, from Co Tyrone.

      I don't in everyday life notice any language problem with asian/muslim/hundi types. I can chat well enough with anyone under 35, and anyone over 60 I doubt we'll hit it off. But the that it true of most of my middle class friends and their parents.

    118. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      54% of people in Washington DC are of African descent. 40% are of European descent. 9% Hispanic descent. 3% Asian descent.

      We seem to be doing just fine.

      Washington DC was at one point the murder capital of the world. It still has very high crime rates. Doing fine?

    119. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares about a few benefits-as-a-way-of-life slackers? They cost nothing compared with the servicing the debts run up by Gordon Brown.

    120. Re:PR by ksheff · · Score: 1

      don't forget that mass immigrations started because we rich people weren't interested in doing the dirty jobs anymore.

      Eliminate the dole programs and there will be plenty of people wanting to do the dirty jobs just like they did before the government offered them a way to get paid while sitting on their ass at home, doing nothing.

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    121. Re:PR by ksheff · · Score: 1

      Or do you think London would be the financial and cultural capital of the world but for its ethnic/cultural diversity?

      I thought that the ethnic/cultural diversity is due to London being the capital of the former British Empire, not the other way around.

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    122. Re:PR by mjwx · · Score: 1

      so because we have slackers of our own we should accept other countries slackers? no. People born here already have the right to be here, slackers or not, but others need to earn it.

      England prevails.

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    123. Re:PR by mjwx · · Score: 1

      East Asia, by and large, are doing a very good job at avoiding cultural suicide, by severely restricting mass immigration from poor countries, or countries with lesser-developed cultures

      Remember that they are also restricting immigration from rich nations as well. As a pom (or Aussie) try retiring in Thailand, you will be a second class citizen, no rights, you cannot own land, Visa runs (have to cross a border) every 90 days (on a retirement visa, on a residency visa these can be as frequent as 15) and there is a long list of jobs you are not allowed to do for profit or for free (even mowing your own lawn can get you in trouble and don't even think of touching someone else's lawn). Don't get me started on getting a working Visa.

      Nationalism is not always a good thing. It's application should be sparse and carefully monitored especially amongst white populations, we tend to make our biggest mistakes whilst in a nationalistic fervour.

      Also if we got rid of this "Fuck off we're full" crowd, then we'd have some room for nicer people.

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    124. Re:PR by swjenner · · Score: 1

      Do you vote BNP/UKIP by any chance?

      What is this frequent bundling of BNP/UKIP about? BNP has racism built into its fibre; you cannot be a member if you have a different skin colour for instance... OTOH UKIP is non-racist, non sectarian and every time some cretin in the press attempts to suggest otherwise. they are proven wrong and have to retract. They do have an Australian style immigration policy though, and it applies equally to all people from any background, it is based on economics, not race or creed.

      Instead this policy seems to me to be an expensive way for our bureaucrats to justify their existence.

      Under the international conventions on refugee status, I understand that an asylum seeker is obliged to seek refuge in the nearest "safe" country, in the case of the Horn of Africa, clearly the UK is not this.

      If the suspicion is that some of these applicants are "economic refugees", then surely it would be better to admit applicants who can prove that they have either a sponsor, or an invitation to work from an employer that needs a particular skill.

      It should not matter what the genetic background of an applicant is; the most important factor should be that they will not be a burden on the welfare system (NHS Social security etc.).

      Genetic filtering has the whiff of Nazism about it.

    125. Re:PR by dlanod · · Score: 1

      East Asia has a serious problem with violence and discrimatino between different religions and/or regions within countries. Against Christians and Acehnese in Indonesia, against Chinese in Malaysia, similar stories in Thailand, India, Japan, the Phillipines and China. The exceptions seem to be South Korea and Vietnam, possibly because the former is more dependent on the west while the latter you just don't hear about it.

    126. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No wonder America has rampant crime issues.

    127. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when are we fucking called Euros and Yanks? Seriously? We're Europeans, and we're Americans. Or shall we start following your idea and start naming religious people the same, hmm? Jewies, Muslies and Chrisies? Wait, there's more... How about Englies and Germies? Asies, Afries, Austries?

      The rest of your post was good though, right on the mark!

    128. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are confusing British and English. I would be very happy to get rid of some of the non English immigrants in the capital starting with Gordon Brown. I will keep my welsh girlfriend though.

    129. Re:PR by Dr.+Impossible · · Score: 0

      How the fuck did that constitute trolling? Does anyone here, besides me, know what trolling actually is? The average Slashdotter has to be in his early teens because older Internet users should fucking know better.

    130. Re:PR by Dr.+Impossible · · Score: 0

      How the fuck did that constitute trolling? Does anyone here, besides me, know what trolling actually is? The average Slashdotter has to be in his early teens because older Internet users should fucking know better.

      Oh cool, my karma has dropped to bad now. All because of fucktards who can't get an erection unless they've recently abused mod points.

    131. Re:PR by kavin · · Score: 1

      : East Asia, by and large, are doing a very good job at avoiding cultural suicide, by severely restricting mass immigration from poor countries, or countries with lesser-developed cultures. Europe, OTOH, has failed, and with the ghettoization of its inner cities, has only recently woken up to that fact.

      socio-economic apartheid, is still apartheid. globalization is already here - take the red pill and "cultural suicide" becomes a melting pot. it's not hard not to imagine your polarized view as veiled xenophobia.

    132. Re:PR by seekertom · · Score: 1

      Too bad there aren't more people than there are who see things the way you do. I applaud your way of putting it. It isn't culture, or a mixing thereof that is the problem in any immigration discussion... the word to consider is RESPECT. When you move into another's neighborhood, city or country, you must RESPECT it and those who live there already. Our problem with immigrants today is that they come and have no respect for us or what we've endured to get where we are.... they just come to get the goodies, and as you say, work to subvert what we have into what they've just left and screwed up on their own soil. OUR problem isn't intolerance of races and cultures; we lack understanding of what we don't like about immigration, and we've allowed political correctness to make us believe we are wrong for wanting to protect and preserve OUR lives and society. Your assessment of predatory religions is also dead-on. That applies to all of them! As for checking your innards at the gate, don't let them fool ya.... it's not what they want you to believe! thanks for lis'nin' seekertom

  3. What is this hoping to achieve by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They had a TV program last year when they did some genetic tests on people who considered themselves to be 100% English. I remember that out of 12 one had mitochondrial DNA that would have had his female line originating in Eastern Europe, one had Jewish ancestry and another Indian - and these were all people who did not know of any non-British relatives.

    Add to that the millions of people who have known foreign ancestry but British citizenship and the whole idea becomes useless.

    1. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      holy shit... being Jewish is genetic now?! AWESOME!

    2. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      You're right in that this analysis wouldn't work on most British people, since to be English is almost by definition to be a mongrel (in the nicest sense). But mtDNA by itself quite literally only tells half the story about one's ancestry. For the paternal side we would have to look at Y-chromosome DNA. And to have any sort of rigour, you would probably need a big cocktail of STRs and probably SNPs from the rest of the genome as well.

      But as it's applied as TFA indicates, in an attempt to differentiate between African nationalities, the project is doomed to failure, since a lot of African cultures are nomadic or have bred from nomadic stock, and no-one knows anywhere near enough about their DNA to establish a real pattern.

      It might be more honest if the British Government were to just admit that it is catering to a common and wide streak of racism that persists, and just cart anyone who doesn't speak with a BBC accent off to a concentration camp.

      I know that sounds inflammatory, but when I was last living in Britain on a full-time basis, Thatcher was openly fostering the most openly fascist attitudes I imagined possible. The Labour party used to at least nominally stand for social justice, but I see none of that in their policies of the last decade, and it could be argued that in many ways the present Labour government is simply a more insidious version of its predecessor.

    3. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by mpe · · Score: 1

      They had a TV program last year when they did some genetic tests on people who considered themselves to be 100% English. I remember that out of 12 one had mitochondrial DNA that would have had his female line originating in Eastern Europe, one had Jewish ancestry and another Indian - and these were all people who did not know of any non-British relatives.

      These techniques are useful for genealogy and archaeology but at these examples indicate utterly useless for determining citizenship, even of the "native born".

    4. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      It might be more honest if the British Government were to just admit that it is catering to a common and wide streak of racism that persists, and just cart anyone who doesn't speak with a BBC accent off to a concentration camp.

      Well it might be worth it to get rid of those Estury English chavs, but the UK would be pretty sparsely populated afterwards, particularly outside the City and Home Counties.

    5. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by mpe · · Score: 1

      But as it's applied as TFA indicates, in an attempt to differentiate between African nationalities, the project is doomed to failure, since a lot of African cultures are nomadic or have bred from nomadic stock, and no-one knows anywhere near enough about their DNA to establish a real pattern.

      Not just with Africans, given that you find nomadic people all over the world.

      It might be more honest if the British Government were to just admit that it is catering to a common and wide streak of racism that persists, and just cart anyone who doesn't speak with a BBC accent off to a concentration camp.

      Personally I'd settle for putting the British Government in a concentration camp.

      know that sounds inflammatory, but when I was last living in Britain on a full-time basis, Thatcher was openly fostering the most openly fascist attitudes I imagined possible. The Labour party used to at least nominally stand for social justice, but I see none of that in their policies of the last decade, and it could be argued that in many ways the present Labour government is simply a more insidious version of its predecessor.

      They are called "New Labour", which might better be described as "Alternative Tory". Unfortunatly politics in the UK is heading the same way as that in the US, two political partys which don't differ that much.

    6. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't surprise me if that TV show was where they got the idea from.

      It won't last long. The first person who disputes the findings will get free legal support and the methods will be rejected by the courts. Basically it looks like they have been duped by the companies providing these tests and are going to waste several millions on it just to see if it works.

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    7. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      holy shit... being Jewish is genetic now?! AWESOME!

      You are quite correct, I should have said "of Semitic origins" or something like that

    8. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      I am ethnic Jew, yet I have absolutely nothing to do with Judaism.

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    9. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Informative

      What is this hoping to achieve

      I'll type this very slowly to make it easier to understand.

      It's. Not. About. British. Racial. Purity. Not all societies are as heterogeneous. This is not a test for "British" ancestry. We're a nation of bastards. Geneticists understand this.

      This is a test so that when some dark avised Johnny Foreigner gets scraped off the bottom of a lorry and claims to be a political refugee from Outer Warzoneistan, the border gestapo can test them and say "Funny - you seem to be of Inner Spongistanian ancestry. Want to change your story?"

      M'kay?

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    10. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      holy shit... being Jewish is genetic now?! AWESOME!

      Uhhhh... yes. It is. Or it can be. Ashkenazi Jews, in particular, have a much higher precedence of a variety of genetic disorders. In case you never heard of them, William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy are both Ashkenazi Jews. (So much for "looking Jewish.")

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    11. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by Gleng · · Score: 1

      You were being anti-semantic!

      Bloody hell. I need some sleep.

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    12. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by u38cg · · Score: 1

      And if his maternal great-great-great-grandmother comes from Inner Spongistan, it's OK to throw him to the wolves? These tests prove nothing. I could see a place for them at an immigration hearing, but not at a border control point. That's just stupid.

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    13. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by Gleng · · Score: 1

      I remember Ian Hislop saying that "Tony Blair MP" is an anagram of "I'm Tory Plan B".

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    14. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      You know, I read in passes. In the first pass, I go over the words to see if any of them attract my intention. I read "horrifying" "UK border plan", "nails" and "hair" and for a moment a "horrifying" picture of a border patrol dragging immigrants by the "hair" and then pulling their "nails" to find out the information came to my mind.

      Then I made a second pass on the post and calmed down: it's just DNA samples, who cares... /sarcasm

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    15. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eastern Europe, one had Jewish ancestry and another Indian

      Why are you mixing physical locations around the globe and those that subscribe to beliefs of the jewish cult? Jews are not a race, they can come from everywhere, they can even change and practice other religions. Does that mean they can change race?

    16. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      This is hoping to achieve a database of DNA records. Use your own imagination to figure out what it will be used for: the short and realistic answer is everything.

      Are there any laws or regulations requiring this data to be destroyed, even?

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    17. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      OK, Sally Bleeding-Heart, the test might indicate that Macaca is from Outer Warzoneistan.

      Incidentally, are you inviting the Inner Spongistanis to stay in your mom's basement with you until their immigration hearing? It could get a bit crowded down there - you might want to crack a window. There's no room at my house, so throw my quota back in the water at the border, thanks all the same.

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    18. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when some dark avised Johnny Foreigner gets scraped off the bottom of a lorry and claims to be a political refugee from Outer Warzoneistan, the border gestapo can test them and say "Funny - you seem to be of Inner Spongistanian ancestry. Want to change your story?"

      Thus it is utterly inconceivable that Johnny's ancestors including his parents are from Inner Spongistanian, but his parents, by some fate, have moved to Outer Warzoneistan and Johnny was born there. Later Johnny became a dissident and started writing about the ills of a local regime. Eventually he started to fear that not only his freedom, but his life is in danger. And yet his DNA would "tell" that that "story" is a lie...

    19. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the Sponistanians invaded Warzoneistan and vice-versa over the generations, not to mention the occasional defector, political refugee, slave exchange, war bride, wanderer, or whatnot in recent times, and there was plenty of opportunity for intermarrying and other types of activity that would result inevitably in exchange of genetic information as a result.

      No, I don't want to change my story. I want you to get a clue, Mr. Border Gestapo, and realize that the genetic information you have isn't any more reliable to determine my nationality than what I just told you verbally. I can't forge the genetic information itself, but you don't know enough about the genetic heritage of my region or my person, and I don't know it for more than a few generations back either, and my parents or grandparents may have simply lied to me about it, thus my story may be false without me realizing it. Heck, maybe I'm adopted or my parents or grandparents were. Your highly precise genetic information doesn't make a speck of difference if the information you are comparing it to (my claimed family history or regional genetic heritage) isn't reliable at all.

      To put it succinctly: human beings in every nation are bastards, whether people know it or not. While the degree of "bastardization" may vary country to country, it is sufficient in all countries -- a lot of it hidden in "family secrets" or in ancient history -- that for an individual case the information you will obtain is highly unreliable.

      The person claiming to be from Outer Warzoneistan may or may not know that they have Spongistanian ancestry, and may be as shocked to discover it as anyone else. So what is the fricking point of it all? It's a stupid, pseudoscientific waste of money.

    20. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

      To deal with this problem, it would be far better to put up prominent signs in, say, English, French, Arabic, and a a few other common languages at ports and the chunnel ordering anyone who wishes to claim asylum to report to the customs post or house immediately (with signs to show the way and so on). At major entrances it could also be broadcast over the tannoy along with other directions. Anyone who does not present themselves should be immediately returned to wherever they came from and banned from ever entering the country under any circumstances. Likewise, anyone who has come from a western European country who tries to claim asylum should also be sent back, unless they can prove that they were not safe in that country (which would be nearly impossible).

      On the other hand, sign-printing probably isn't as good a reward for convenient donations as DNA testing.

    21. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      Making one person fill their basement with Inner Spongistanis, just so they can get a fair hearing as to if they can stay or not seams a bit harsh. Personally i think we should devise a method in which all households put money in to a pot, then we use this money is used to build communal basements where the alleged Inner Spongistanis can stay until they get their hearing (which may or may not use genetic ancestry tests).

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    22. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      And I think we should throw them back in the sea, and their little dogs too, unless they prove their innocence while they're still ex-judice. Since we're both too apathetic to run for public office though, I guess we'll take what we're given.

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    23. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      It's. Not. About. British. Racial. Purity. Not all societies are as heterogeneous. This is not a test for "British" ancestry. We're a nation of bastards. Geneticists understand this.

      This is a test so that when some dark avised Johnny Foreigner gets scraped off the bottom of a lorry and claims to be a political refugee from Outer Warzoneistan, the border gestapo can test them and say "Funny - you seem to be of Inner Spongistanian ancestry. Want to change your story?"

      Ah, I see. It's not about assuming British racial purity, that's silly and ridiculous because geneticists say it is. It's about assuming racial purity of other nations, because that's not silly or ridiculous, even though geneticists say it.

      Yes thank you, you made it very easy to understand how stupid this is.

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    24. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Damn, I wish I'd thought of that. :-D

    25. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      This is a test so that when some dark avised Johnny Foreigner gets scraped off the bottom of a lorry and claims to be a political refugee from Outer Warzoneistan, the border gestapo can test them and say "Funny - you seem to be of Inner Spongistanian ancestry. Want to change your story?"

      So this political refuge is supposed to "change his story" to "Oh, sir, I forgot, five generations ago my great-great-grandmother migrated to Turkey from Inner Spongistan and they assimilated themselves to the local culture so they woudn't face discrimination", or "Oh, my grandmother had an affair with an Inner Spongistanian 60 years ago and raised my father as a Outer Warzonian. To this day nobody knows but my grandmother and you."

      Do you have any idea how ridiculous and ineffectual your idea sounds?

      *Everybody* is a bastard. *All* cultures are mogrel. You can't look at someone's genetics and figure out their citizenship or point of origin.

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    26. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      This is a test so that when some dark avised Johnny Foreigner gets scraped off the bottom of a lorry and claims to be a political refugee from Outer Warzoneistan, the border gestapo can test them and say "Funny - you seem to be of Inner Spongistanian ancestry. Want to change your story?"

      Also, nevermind the fact that almost all of the countries of the Middle East are arbitrary conglomerations of various tribes that were at each others' throats until the British said to them, "Hey! You're all a single country now!" So a single identifiable ethnic group could be intersected by 3 different countries. Add to that all the warfare, migration, affairs, and rapes, and you have no way of matching DNA to any modern-day political identification.

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    27. Re:What is this hoping to achieve by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Why are you mixing physical locations around the globe and those that subscribe to beliefs of the jewish cult? Jews are not a race, they can come from everywhere, they can even change and practice other religions. Does that mean they can change race?

      Jews can be a race, apparently, according to friends, Jewish friends-of-friends, and all of Israel. I try to avoid confusion by saying "ethnic or religious Jew?," but the usual answer is "same thing."

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  4. The problem by Toonol · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem isn't the scientific validity of the test; the problem is the idea that an emigrant's nationality should factor into whether they should be allowed residency.

    The science is horrible, but the root of the problem is primarily political and perhaps moral.

    1. Re:The problem by CountBrass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course the resident's nationality is a factor in deciding whether residency is allowed: in fact it should be the major factor.

      And the rule should be a simple one: if you are an EU national you are allowed residency in the UK, otherwise not.

      We also need to cancel these stupid loopholes that allow nationals of ex-Imperial colonies any preferential right of abode. The British Empire ended over 50 years ago!

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    2. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct. The Bell Curve was scientifically valid, but the root of the problem with political morals.

      The emigrant's genetics should be factored into whether they are allowed residency.

    3. Re:The problem by draco664 · · Score: 4, Informative

      There are generational requirements for entry on long-term visas into the UK. As an Australian whose grandmother was born in the UK, I can get an ancestry visa, which would give me the right to live in the UK for 5 years. My mother could get permanent right-of-abode. My children will only be able to get holiday visas.

    4. Re:The problem by badfish99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the rule should be a simple one: if you are an EU national you are allowed residency in the UK, otherwise not

      Why?
      OK, we've got a political treaty with the EU, but if you were starting from scratch, why pick on any one country and give its people more favourable status than any others?

    5. Re:The problem by RegularFry · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unless I'm misreading this, the purpose of this test is to see whether someone's stated nationality matches what they say it is. When you're assessing an asylum claim, that does actually make sense - if they're lying about their nationality, they may well be lying about any of their reasons for claiming asylum.

      Unfortunately, this test doesn't give you that. It's just not accurate enough.

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    6. Re:The problem by Jurily · · Score: 0, Troll

      The problem isn't the scientific validity of the test; the problem is the idea that an emigrant's nationality should factor into whether they should be allowed residency.

      Why is that a problem, exactly?

      Let me tell you a story about that: Hungary has had a lot of bloody wars and occupations in the past. By 1740, Transylvania had nowhere near the population it should have had. What's the solution to keep the economy going? Immigrants, of course! Just one problem: they brought their family, their language, and their priests. This is where it lead. Yes, Romania got a bigger chunk of Hungary after WW1 than Hungary is today. They didn't even win the war: they surrendered in 1916 when we marched into Bucharest.

    7. Re:The problem by worip · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Take away all the immigrants (especially the highly skilled ones) and the UK economy will collapse. The technological centers of innovation in UK, e.g. Cambridge, will shrink or simply disappear without an influx of foreign workers. London will grind to a halt if you remove the foreign workers (they keep the place together, clean and in functioning order). Note that ex-Imperial colony immigrants have to jump through exactly the same hoops as other people to obtain the right to stay in the UK.
      Imperialism might have ended 50 years ago, but the effect of imperialism will be felt for a long time to come, especially in Africa. All the artificial borders that the imperialist rule imposed on regions (notice all the straight artificial borders on the map in Africa), have to be corrected. Usually this comes in the form of civil war, Sudan being an excellent example of this. I refer you to Parag Khanna's TED talk. I'm not saying the UK should throw open its borders for ex-imperialist colony immigrants, but do realize that the effect of imperialism is still felt in regions of the world today.

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    8. Re:The problem by bradley13 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think you are misunderstanding the problem. I live in Europe, and see the streams of "refugees" coming in. The problem is this: someone shows up on your border, with no papers or documentation of any kind, and says "Help me! I need refuge!". You ask them why. They say "I am from country XXX, it is terrible there". Did they truly flee from some horrible fate? Possible. It is also possible that they are from somewhere else entirely, and just looking for any way to get into the land of milk and honey. Where - having few useful skills and less education - they will probably spend the rest of their lives living on welfare. Right now, the main technique is a series of interviews. What language do they speak? This requires access to a huge supply of interpreters. Then you ask them general knowledge questions, like "what's the name of your capital ciety". All of this is time-consuming, expensive and extremely error-prone. If they speak some European language, they may be able to avoid using their native language. They may have been prepped with general information. Or they may be genuine refugees with no education and hence may really not know the name of the capital city. It is no wonder at all that governments are looking for additional ways to check identity. Such a test could never be definitive, but it would be one more piece of evidence. You can also see this in a positive light: assuming that the tests are halfway reliable, if they show the person really is from war-torn Elbonia, you can short-circuit the whole frustrating interview and testing process.

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    9. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hang on. RTFriendlyA. This is not about residency - it's to check asylum seekers' stories.

      "One goal of the project is to determine whether asylum-seekers claiming to be from Somalia and fleeing persecution are actually from another African country such as Kenya."

      Within that limit it's still scientifically flawed, and there has to be serious examination (with repercussions) of how such nonsense made it far enough to become policy. People need to be censured, and perhaps fired, for incompetence on this one. But this effort was not about racism.

      Let's not have criticism of the project be as thoughtless as the project itself.

    10. Re:The problem by mpe · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't the scientific validity of the test; the problem is the idea that an emigrant's nationality should factor into whether they should be allowed residency.

      Thing is that someone's nationality is indicated by human created documents. Their DNA simply isn't especially relevent.

    11. Re:The problem by Alioth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For what reasons do you think this should be so?

      My next door neighbour is Albanian. She has a degree in electrical engineering, and speaks four languages fluently (her native Albanian, of course, as well as English, Italian and German). She is precisely the sort of person we should be biting our own arms off to get into the country.

      But she describes the whole experience of the immigration process as "Kafkaesque". She would have gone to Canada where people with her qualifications are welcomed - except she was engaged to marry my neighbour. The UK Embassy treated her as sub-human, with little manners, and tried to make the entire process humiliating.

      What I have to ask is this: what is fundamentally different between, say, someone from Yorkshire moving to Hampshire, and someone from Albania - who speaks English fluently - doing the same thing? Why don't we have immigration controls in every county to keep people in the same place and stop them from moving around? Also, why do so many UK citizens want to emigrate to sunny places without bothering to learn the local language, but get bent all out of shape when people from other countries arrive in the UK?

    12. Re:The problem by Darinbob · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The article says this is about asylum seekers, not regular immigrants. Ie, those from Somalia are allowed entry because they are fleeing a war zone, whereas there is concern (unfounded or not) that some Kenyans are claiming to be Somali. Currently some other techniques are used for helping figure this out, such as languages known.

      The science is a problem because it's completely bogus. You can't tell what country a person is from this way; you can only tell generalities, such as what region they've been living in the last year, or what their ancestry is. It's pseudo-science.

      My guess is that someone in the home office is an idiot (more so than usual), and has seen some abstract of some papers, decided that the techniques could be used for certain purposes, and then told someone about the plans without actually verifying the plausibility.

    13. Re:The problem by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm sure there are lots of people like your next door neighbour who we would want to come to the UK but equally there are many people who aren't like your neighbour that we don't particulary want to come here and there does have to be some sort of system to sort out one from the other.

      This proposed system clearly isn't going to work and the current system is probably not very efficient, partly no doubt to the number of people it needs to process and the amount of money available to do the processing.

      There's clearly a massive difference between people moving from Yorkshire to Lancashire and people moving from Tajikistan to the UK. Those moving from Yorkshire to Lancashire are already British citizens whereas people from Tajikistan probably aren't and people from Yorkshire have an excellent understanding of British cultural values and behaviour ( excepting maybe those of Londoners ) whereas people from Tajikistan could conceivably have a much harder fitting in and getting themselves a job.

      In an ideal world people would be free to go where they would but this isn't an ideal world and people do have a natural inclination to hold on to their own cultural values no matter how misaligned they may be with those of their host country, people do tend to stick together and form insular communities and mistrust those from other communities and people do want to have an easy a life as possible even if someone else is picking up the bill.

      This is our country and we should have the right, and the mechanisms, to decide who we want to come and join us living here.

    14. Re:The problem by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Virtual +1 Insightful from me. People hear "genetics" and immediately think "HITLAAAR!". It's just science, and can be used for good as well as evil.

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    15. Re:The problem by CountBrass · · Score: 2, Informative

      The vast majority of immigrants are *not* highly skilled. Stop all migrants and the UK would nett gain.

      They come here, rather than stopping in France, for example, on the way is because we have a stupidly generous benefits systems where not only do we pay legal migrants of no worth we even pay illiegal immigrants and those appealing decisions to extradite them!

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    16. Re:The problem by Oxygen99 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Christ on a bike. See. This is the problem with you people. Frankly, if someone appears on my borders having travelled thousands of miles, with little money and no knowledge of the native language yet can pick up local customs and prejudices well enough to game a complicated system that intelligent people put in place precisely to stop them then who cares whether they're "genuine refugees"? That level of motivation and energy is welcome in any society I'm part of because it's precisely those qualities that create the milk and honey you're so fond of! Don't you understand? Geographic and social mobility is good! Stasis is bad! Change is good! How is that difficult? Gah! And double Gah! I'm sick of being exposed to this puerile nonsense day after day after day. Maybe you're right. Maybe we should be more draconian. I just hope that if we are, the powers-that-be make it as hard to leave as it'll become to enter. That way you can live in the economic, social and demographic backwater you create. It's a shame most people are shrieking fools nowadays as otherwise we might be able to construct a meaningful dialogue regarding the best way to manage immigration. That way English classes for migrants wouldn't be first on the altar of economic sacrifice, limiting their ability to integrate and compounding the us-and-them mentality that strangles any debate at birth. Immigration does raise complex question but it is beneficial and if people would just drop their belief in their god-given right to do whatever the fuck they want to poor people in other countries without the burden of consequences ever dropping in their lap then perhaps we could step out of the handbasket and head upwards rather than downwards for once.

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    17. Re:The problem by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Return your stolen loots sitting in the British Museum.

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    18. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nationals of ex-Imperial colonies have preferential right of abode?! You mean I can show up and claim my right to preferential abode and they will smilingly hand it over to me? WooooooooHoooooooo!!!!!!!!!
      My country was a part of the british empire not so long ago - and it's safe to say none of the hoi polloi from here get any kind of preferential treatment from the british government - unless you count secondary screening, cavity searches etc.

    19. Re:The problem by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't the scientific validity of the test; the problem is the idea that an emigrant's nationality should factor into whether they should be allowed residency.

      No. This is about asylum seekers i.e. people who are claiming entry on the basis that they would be persecuted in their own country. Nationality is a huge factor in determining the validity of that claim. For instance, if somebody came to the UK claiming that they would be persecuted in their home country of North Korea but it was found they had South Korean nationality, their claim would be treated somewhat sceptically.

      So, yes, the problem is the scientific validity of the test. I honestly can't see how it would have any validity at all.

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    20. Re:The problem by Alioth · · Score: 1

      But the grandparent wasn't arguing this - the grandparent was saying "if you're not from the EU you shouldn't be allowed in, no exceptions" (paraphrased) and it was this to which I was replying. The usual followup is "they are coming here and stealing our jobs". But in terms of "stealing our jobs", I don't really see the difference between a Yorkshireman moving to Hampshire to find work and a Canadian moving to Hampshire to find work, or indeed a Nigerian who speaks good English moving to Hampshire to find work. None of the above are "stealing jobs".

    21. Re:The problem by st0nes · · Score: 1

      By 1740, Transylvania had nowhere near the population it should have had.

      I thought that was down to Dracula?

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    22. Re:The problem by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      The whole idea of giving special treatment to "refugees" is just a way for countries to feel better about their closed borders. If you put up a wall and went to selected countries to hand-pick people you would find much "purer" refugees anyway.

    23. Re:The problem by u38cg · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Re your last paragraph, that's exactly what we used to do, but not at a county level, a *parish* level. To leave and settle in another parish, you needed a piece of paper called a testificat, signed by your minister, stating your good character. I'm not sure if it's ever been formally abolished, either.

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    24. Re:The problem by Eunuchswear · · Score: 0

      We also need to cancel these stupid loopholes that allow nationals of ex-Imperial colonies any preferential right of abode.

      Yeah, fuck of back where you came from Aussie, Kiwi and Canuck scum!

      Or maybe you're more worried about those of a dusky hue?

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    25. Re:The problem by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Highly skilled ones don't turn up hidden under fruit boxes in the back of a truck. There's a separate scheme, which I assume works a bit like the US H1 system, for those.

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    26. Re:The problem by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Sod off. It's ours, we pinched it fair and square!

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    27. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know what your saying, 50 years is more than enough time for any country to overcome hundreds of years of cultural genocide, abject poverty, induced famines, terrible management, violent suppression of any expression of self identity or determination, and economic exploitation. Not to mention having had a violent and irrational religion rammed down their throats with the barrel of a gun. These dark skinned people are so backwards right!? What they need is for the civilized world to go in and invade them for their own good. This way we can manage their affairs for them as the benevolent self sacrificing good Christian Nation that we are, at least until they can be trusted with the gift of modernity we are so generous to bestow on them.

    28. Re:The problem by psergiu · · Score: 1

      Please mod parent as flamebait.

      The huns were allowed to immigrate in the Transylvanian plains and now the hungarians are claiming that half of Romania is theirs.
      Just google a bit people: the nazi-loving hungarian troops killed more romanian civilians than all the other parties involved in the World Wars together.

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    29. Re:The problem by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I don't really see the difference between a Yorkshireman moving to Hampshire to find work and a Canadian moving to Hampshire to find work.

      I do. The country is more crowded, and the country has an extra unemployed person to support.

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    30. Re:The problem by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      My guess is that someone in the home office is an idiot

      Well duh, everyone who works for the UK Borders Agency is an idiot. Have you ever met one?

      (One of my nieces by marriage almost married one, he was amazing, proudly told us how him and his mates spent all his time in Lunar house making prank phone calls and calling premium rate phone sex lines).

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    31. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      firstly, bradley13 is the first person to come up with a legitimate reason for bringing in this measure. if you're worried about strangling debate at birth try not to bash so much.

      next up, your method of giving membership to a society (opening this up to the theoretical). would you really want to give it to those who can and will break any rule to get what they want!?

      what is a society if not a group of people playing by the same rules?

      i agree with your points on encouraging intelligent and useful people to the uk and that there is an issue here of us vs them. though who's who is the murkiest part of that. as a londoner i'm more than used to my fellow citizens being of varied creed.

      it is a complex issue but try and hear what the points are.

    32. Re:The problem by Hognoxious · · Score: 1, Troll

      50 years is more than enough time for any country to overcome hundreds of years of cultural genocide, abject poverty, induced famines, terrible management, violent suppression of any expression of self identity or determination, and economic exploitation. Not to mention having had a violent and irrational religion rammed down their throats with the barrel of a gun. These dark skinned people

      So you're not talking about the Irish, then?

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    33. Re:The problem by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Intelligence and motivation do not amount to good intent.

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    34. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I couldn't agree more. I would mod you up if I could.

    35. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You Are Lucky then trying finding an NHS dentist to screen your cavaties in the uk.

    36. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, the people you want to allow in are those whose first interaction with a government agency was to lie/mislead? Me, I'll take an honest immigrant any day over a clever liar. This is somewhat analogous to the illegal immigrant issue in the US - it is not about racism, it is about being fair to other prospective immigrants who actually follow the rules. It is not local customs they are picking up, it is emulating customs of some third country so that they may better their immigration chances.

    37. Re:The problem by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      Why? Only BNP readers and daily mail supporters will tell you the county is "full", something that is blatantly not true! The net effect of immigrates is a huge positive on the economy. All terrorists have been 2nd+ generation, so unless you are going deport people who have lived here all their life, we won't be any safer!

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    38. Re:The problem by gutnor · · Score: 1

      That level of motivation and energy is welcome in any society I'm part of because it's precisely those qualities that create the milk and honey you're so fond of!

      Criminal display that same motivation every day and they don't exactly contribute that society finds desirable.
      This is not to say that "illegal immigrant" will become criminal, most likely not. Illegal immigrant that enter the country on tourist visa and never leave often display the characteristic you listed and are actually desirable to the country.
      However, the immigrant affected by the DNA tests didn't try to enter the country illegally, they tried to game the legal system in order to rip benefits they are not entitled to. That seems to be a bad start for a productive life in the country.

    39. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem isn't the scientific validity of the test; the problem is the idea that an emigrant's nationality should factor into whether they should be allowed residency.

      The science is horrible, but the root of the problem is primarily political and perhaps moral.

      and the fact still remains, if you try to enter the UK, hidden on a boat or in a truck, you know that what you are doing is ILLEGAL. If you try to enter on false documents it is also illegal. There are also people who slip through the net and are here illegally. Therefore, I am in favour of this legislation and I am sick of my taxes being used to feed/fund/house these people.

    40. Re:The problem by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      When you put it like that it makes sense, especially if leeway is given. But there are some pretty major loop-holes/problems...
      1) Adoption, often you won't know the details of your genetic family.
      2) Incorrect Father, fill out the details as honestly as you can but if your father isn't who you think it is then your.
      Anybody who fails can just claim 1 or 2 and so the entire thing is pointless and just a waste of money!

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    41. Re:The problem by Mr+Reaney · · Score: 0

      This is the first original opinion on immigration I've heard for ages.

    42. Re:The problem by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      If people want to come here and work then fair enough, although I think we should follow the lead of other countries and only allow them to work in those jobs if there are actual shortages of people here already who can do the job.

      The UK is only so big and until we can get back to annexing other areas and rebuild the Empire can only support a finite number of people so the difference between someone coming from abroad as opposed to people moving about between counties is that there is one more person here who wasn't here before and my point is that we ought to value the extra spaces we have available to grant to foreigners and make sure they are the best sort of people we can before we give that space to some far less desirable idle layabout who hangs around on the dole and forms an underworld criminal gang.

    43. Re:The problem by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Yes those ones, the ones in the back of the trucks are, when they are discovered by the police told to report immediately to their nearest immigration centre for processing and then left to go on their way with the police trusting to the immigrants honour that they will do as instructed. Needless to say a lot of them subsequently go missing never to be seen again.

    44. Re:The problem by CountBrass · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's complete nonesense.

      You've fallen for the line that there is some abstract entity called 'country' which can benefit from an influx of these so-called intelligent 'immigrants'.

      When it comes to considering whether to allow immigration the question should be: does it benefit citizens IN THE LONG TERM. If the answer is no then they shouldn't be let in.

      Let's look at the three main arguments for allow immigrants:

      1) highly skilled.
      Firstly, what's the chance that Bonga-Bonga land is going to produce anyone that's highly skilled? Secondly if they could, why would they come here? And thirdly if we need them INVEST IN OUR PEOPLE!

      In fact you could argue that by letting them come here we're depriving their homeland of their expertise.

      2) Immigrants will help pay the pensions
      Immigrants get old as well. So all you do is push the problem back. And that assumes they don't just stick their snouts in the benefits trough.

      3) Immigrants will do jobs that we (citizens) don't want to do.
      Firstly, immigrants don't stick with doing the crappy under-paid jobs. Next generation they too will be declining to do them. So unless you're willing to make them a slave-race that isn't going to work for long. And supply and demand: increase wages to a level that attracts people who want those jobs, don't import foreigners.

      There is literally no good reason for a rich country like the UK to allow immigration from the third world.

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    45. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The British Empire ended over 50 years ago!

      So then, return the Falklands to Argentina.

    46. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because those yorkshire folk are all vikings and everybody loves vikings - they've never done any harm.
      me, i can trace back to 1080, then its a 50/50 split viking/flem. thus like everyone else in this country i speak a bizarre mix of french, latin, german, viking, celt, indian, chinese and american.
      is there anybody in this country who is actuall original?

    47. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Geographic and social mobility is good!"

      Not when it's all one way, into a small country that is already overcrowded.

      It's a shame you haven't learned to consider an argument from all sides.

    48. Re:The problem by mpe · · Score: 1

      The article says this is about asylum seekers, not regular immigrants. Ie, those from Somalia are allowed entry because they are fleeing a war zone, whereas there is concern (unfounded or not) that some Kenyans are claiming to be Somali.

      Given that Somalia and Kenya share a border It's quite possible that many Somali's would come out as "Keynan" and many Kenyans would come out as "Somali". You'd get similar issues if you tried this kind of thing on North Americans

    49. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny games... The Frenc complain that migrants stop in France, and not go up to Britain, because *we* (French) have a better welfare system!

      You got to realize that what motivates those people is NOT how much money they'll gain by doing nothing, but how much of a chance they have of getting asylum.

    50. Re:The problem by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      Why, because they're white, of course. *eyeroll*

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    51. Re:The problem by _xeno_ · · Score: 1

      The science is a problem because it's completely bogus. You can't tell what country a person is from this way; you can only tell generalities, such as what region they've been living in the last year, or what their ancestry is. It's pseudo-science.

      But, but, on CSI, they can tell where someone lived for the past ten years to the city, just by using a hair sample! Are you trying to tell me that CSI is just pseudo-science?! It's well known that police scientists can do anything. The impossible just requires a montage with techno music.

      (Sidenote: I'm actually thinking of an episode of Law & Order: SVU, where they apparently were able to determine a murder victim was from the Ukraine (I think) based on "geographic isotope analysis" of her hair - or something like that. (I don't remember the technobabble they used to justify it.) My real point is that people see this happen on TV all the time and just kind of accept that it must be based on reality - after all, TV would never lie to them, right?)

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    52. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is literally no good reason for a rich country like the UK to allow immigration from the third world. ...other than fostering ill-will in people who have little to nothing to live for creates people willing to fight to the death to annex your rich country. Gold's too soft to make a good shield, and paper notes are usually too worn to cause papercuts, so the rich country is at a disadvantage.

      See also: Why most royal families are not of the blood of the country over which they preside.

    53. Re:The problem by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Ha, I suppose nothing stops others from playing that game.

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    54. Re:The problem by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that someone that motivated is someone that a country should welcome in. I think the idea that immigrants = ghettos and welfare stems from the fact that large portions of immigrants are often illegal.

      At least, in the US. Look at what happened to California over the last 50 years as the amount of illegal aliens increased. Most of those people are very hard working and honest. But... being as they are illegal, they don't pay very much in taxes, can't get healthcare, and overall consume more of a societies resources than they give back.

      If instead, all those "illegal" people were paying taxes, and had preventative healthcare, there would be more money for schools, health, neighborhood programs, etc.. and I think we'd see many of the "ghettos" start to disappear.

      Poorly funded schools. Poorly funded social programs. It creates a vicious cycle of poverty that leads to ghettos and lifetime welfare.

      We don't let a large group of hardworking people contribute to our society based on principle, and as a result, they become the thing we fear: a drain on our society.

    55. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, why do so many UK citizens want to emigrate to sunny places without bothering to learn the local language, but get bent all out of shape when people from other countries arrive in the UK?

      The wogs begin at Calais.

    56. Re:The problem by tftp · · Score: 1

      In fact you could argue that by letting them come here we're depriving their homeland of their expertise.

      I'm sure Zimbabwe is now in great need for rocket scientists and molecular biologists. And it's not strange that some Zimbabweans found money (possibly their last) to send their gifted children to study these sciences abroad.

    57. Re:The problem by tftp · · Score: 1

      Given that Somalia and Kenya share a border It's quite possible that many Somali's would come out as "Keynan" and many Kenyans would come out as "Somali".

      Especially because DNA can only tell you what ancient tribes your ancestors belonged to. It has nothing to do with nationality, it ignores migration and cross-marriages and displacement of people by wars that ended centuries ago.

    58. Re:The problem by the+entropy · · Score: 1

      1) highly skilled.
      Firstly, what's the chance that Bonga-Bonga land is going to produce anyone that's highly skilled? Secondly if they could, why would they come here?.

      Is that really what you think? Third world countries do not produce people who are highly skilled? I myself am Lebanese. Seeing as you think all third world countries are Bonga-Bonga land where everyone lives in the jungle and hunts animals with sticks to survive, Lebanon is a small country just north of Israel and south-west of Syria. It's definitely a third world country having recently come out of a civil war that completely trashed its economy. It's not exactly stable right now either, we still have assassinations of political leaders, usually by means of car bombs(the most famous of the recent ones if the assassination of a former prime minister in 2005). We also like to have regular skirmishes with our neighbor in the south.

      I could also go on a tangent here and state that most of the problems in the middle east were caused by the way the colonists(you, my British friend, and the French) handled things and divided up territories back in the early and mid 20th century: We feel very guilty about killing/causing the death of/watching passively the slaughter of so many jews, let's make up for that by giving them their own country! To hell with all the regional problems that this will create, what with displacing entire populations to make room(The Lebanese civil war was for the most part caused by the presence of Palestinian refugee camps) and begin hostile to all the neighbors. But I digress...

      Yet, even with things as they are, our prime export as a country is probably highly skilled people. I like to think I'm a good programmer. I enjoy learning and playing with new languages. Currently exploring the functional programming world, though I'm still way too attached to python. I draw immense satisfaction from making things that others would find useful which is why I try to contribute as much as I can to FOSS projects and most of the software I use is FOSS. I've been running linux exclusively on my laptop for three years now(currently a happy archlinux user). My older brother graduated with high distinction in electrical engineering and is currently pursuing a master's degree at Imperial College in London. A friend of mine, a recently graduated computer science student is a Chiite Muslim(Who would thus be associated with our very own terrorist organization, Hizbullah). He's actually taught me all I know about user interface design. He went off to Parsons in New York where he'll probably stay and work once he's done studying.

      I could go on and on with examples of skilled people who are born here and move off to greener pastures(I could also mention the fact that most people I know speak at least three languages fluently, which is more than can be said of British or American people). Money has nothing to do with intelligence or skill. It's actually specifically the type of people who are poor yet have enough wisdom and perseverance to work towards getting a proper education and a better standards of living for their children whom you want in a society.

    59. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen, im an Australian and i constantly hear people tell me about how immigration is bad etc. But the truth of the matter for Australians anyways is our country could easily support 50-60 million people and still have heaps of space left for farming, recreation. The only requirement would be proper planing and construction. My family came here 221 years ago as prisons so who the hell are we to complain! =p

    60. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best comment I have read here. My views, exactly. Stagnation is bad! Change is good! Diversity breeds tolerance and understanding for our fellow humans. Mobility brings exchange of knowledge and ideas. Stagnation is the antithesis of progress and development. Europe, have a look at our past, how did we get out of the dark ages, who brought the latest knowledge in maths and science to us, where did we get the spark that lit our darkness. It was from outside. If we build walls to keep outsiders out, it also keeps the insiders in. It is a double edged sword. What does a fish in a well know about the ocean and what it contains.

      For chrissake, these are people we are talking about here not animals. Have some heart for the unfortunate. They do not come to our country to plunder and pillage, rape and kill, they come so that they and their children might have a better life. What is wrong in wanting that? Nothing at all, I say. Would you rather have them starve for a meal a day, have their children die and be eaten by vultures while you drive your SUV and crib about global warming. This is not us vs them. It is only us vs us. We are all humans after all.

      I don't care if my children and their children speak in mandarin, hindi or arabic instead of english. Seriously, what is the purpose of language - communication, nothing more nothing less. The more people they can understand and communicate with, the better. Imagine the latin speakers turning in their grave because their descendants are speaking english. Seriously, who the hell gives a shit. Once you are dead you don't matter.

    61. Re:The problem by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      But it still doesn't make any sense. People are born here, perhaps more than you'd like, and some of them will doubtless grow up and 'sponge' off the state.

      Immigration controls make no sense and do nothing but cause harm and heartache. They are the last bastion of institutionalised racism and maybe if we're really lucky one day they'll all go away.

      Until then we have to put with specious arguments such as 'they steal our jobs/women/land/children/money' and 'they're all smelly/weird/given to insupportable amounts of prayer'.

      The original point that moving from Yorkshire to Hampshire is no different from moving from Outer Spongilia to Hampshire is absolutely on the money.

    62. Re:The problem by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      Hear hear!

    63. Re:The problem by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      Therefore, I am in favour of this legislation and I am sick of my taxes being used to feed/fund/house these people.

      It's not legislation you moron it's some extremely dodgy 'science' that is intended to determine an individual's country of origin. That it will fail to do this seems to bother those in charge of the initiative not a whit, which is probably because they're only in it for the money and don't care about the welfare of other humans.

      A bit like you really.

    64. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aussie, Kiwi and Canuck scum!

      I can't speak for Aussies and Kiwis, but we Canucks are not scum: we are hosers. Get it right eh.

    65. Re:The problem by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Reeks of nationalism !

      Is there anything wrong with being proud of the country you live in ?

      Both you and the other guy do seem to think we live in some of sort of ideal world which, as I pointed out, we don't. If you completely open the borders and let anyone in who wants to come then what you're going to end up with is a massive underclass unable to function properly in the country their living in whilst the countries they came from are completely emptied as everyone leaves. That is surely far far away from any sensible method of building an ideal world yet one which, curiously, you and the other guy seem quite keen on. Basically I think you're both just unrealistic and are having difficulty seeing the things the way they are rather than the way you'd like them to be,

    66. Re:The problem by Ezel · · Score: 1

      Whatever happened to compassion? I think the main reason to allow immigrants are to relief them from the poor conditions they come from be it famine, war or political harassment.
      But maybe I'm not seeing the difference between immigrant and refugee here since English isn't my native language.

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  5. It has to go this way by Diabolus+Advocatus · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It has to go this way for V to eventually be able to come and free us!

    1. Re:It has to go this way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has to go this way for V to eventually be able to come and free us!

      If you are referencing the movie V is for Vendetta "V" didn't free anyone he inspired people to free themselves. Waiting around for some one to save us is why we have the governments we have both in England and the US not to mention most of the rest of the world.

    2. Re:It has to go this way by js_sebastian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It has to go this way for V to eventually be able to come and free us!

      It shows how unfaithful the movie was to the spirit and political ideals of alan moore's comic, that the message you received is to wait for some superhero to come and free you.

    3. Re:It has to go this way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has to go this way for V to eventually be able to come and free us!

      It shows how unfaithful the movie was to the spirit and political ideals of alan moore's comic, that the message you received is to wait for some superhero to come and free you.

      Nah, it's against the spirit of the movie too.

    4. Re:It has to go this way by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      It shows how unfaithful the movie was to the spirit and political ideals of alan moore's comic, that the message you received is to wait for some superhero to come and free you.

      No, it shows that the GP wasn't actually paying any attention when he watched said film.

  6. DHS by muckracer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Soon to be in an airport near you...mandatory DNS sample of all visitors to this, thank God, free country.

    1. Re:DHS by muckracer · · Score: 2, Funny

      > mandatory DNS sample

      DNA, of course. Your A-records are still safe :-)

    2. Re:DHS by ledow · · Score: 1

      So glad, I was worried about customs wanting to probe bottom.me.earth.universe

  7. Antithesis of an empire? by macraig · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It seems that Britain has finally become the true antithesis of an Empire: rather than trying to expand, it wants to shrink and implode upon itself....

    1. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

      That's one way of putting it. An english friend of mine preferred suggesting that a black hole had been created by the past few prime ministers climbing too far up each other's collective asses.

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    2. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Immigrants are just the latest scapegoats. It's sad to say but we seem to have an unfortunate tendency to want to hate minorities and blame them for all our ills.

      I think a lot of it is due not never having any kind of revolutionary moment where we realised the dangers of this kind of thinking and came to understand the value of things like freedom and equality.

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    3. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by Stevecrox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problems a simple one, Britain isn't very large (80,823 square miles) and has a population of approximately 70 Million people. To give a good comparison France has a similar population size but an area of 260,558 square miles. We are one of the most densely populated areas in the world. We are running out of land to build houses on.

      Refugee's are supposed to goto the nearest safe country but because of Britain's great welfare scheme many are traveling all across Europe and then sneaking into the UK. The majority of these refugees are men who are escaping the horrors at home but feel its ok to leave mums, wives and children back home.

      A great strain is put on the local services like medical care, housing, schools. They then make no effort to integrate and form their own mini versions of their country within a town/city. Local's get upset because crime increases in these area's and because of their status the asylum seekers are given preferential treatment.

      Do I agree with this measure? No I think its sick and wrong, but then I'm tired of the large number of fake asylum seekers we let in who I'm not aloud to complain about because its racist. Government caused this problem in the name of multi-cultralisim and the fact none of the non-minority population can complain is whats caused the strong racist feelings within the country, hopefully it will only take a couple of BNP MP's for Parliament to realise this before the country explodes.

    4. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by CountBrass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Typical Politically Correct Brigade double-talk: conflating unrelated ideas.

      Not wanting them in your home is not the same as hating them.

      I don't hate you but I wouldn't invite you into my house.

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    5. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      it wants to shrink and implode upon itself

      The present government has been successful at achieving this, at least in the Economic sense.

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    6. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by smoker2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      1) We are not running out of land to build houses on.
      2) You appear to read too much of the Daily Mail. The official figures for asylum seekers as as follows :

      Total applications for asylum Q2 2009 = 6,045.
      Total people refused asylum in Q2 2009 = 4154.
      So assuming that the figures are average for the whole year, you are only looking at a total of 7564 successful asylum seekers PER YEAR ! Hardly flooding the country.

      Also, the population of the UK in mid 2008 was around 61,383,000. That's 8.5 million less than you quoted. It would take over 1100 years for the "influx" of successful asylum seekers to make up the error in your figures. More people pass through Heathrow in a year (68 million) than actually live in the country. 7564 staying on is hardly significant.

      Maybe the problem is the same as always - divide and rule, and you're falling for it.

      Figures gained from the ICAR site referencing the official Home Office quarterly report.
      Population figures from the National Statistics site.
      Heathrow figures from the BBC.

    7. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      In other news, people are worried about the pension situation in the UK because the population is ageing and there are not enough people of working age to support the pensioners.

      There is no overcrowding issue in the UK. We could probably absorb everybody who wants to come here. The issues we do have are caused entirely by our mismanagement of immigrants once we let them in.

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    8. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      but because of Britain's great welfare scheme many are traveling all across Europe and then sneaking into the UK.

      UK accused over asylum seekers left to live on $1 a day

      • Hundreds of thousands living in extreme poverty
      • Charities brand current situation inhumane

      A series of governmental policy decisions including preventing asylum seekers from working in 2002, cutting legal aid in 2004 and an overhaul of the system in 2007 has lead to an "untenable strain" on local charities.

      Asylum claims have fallen sharply in recent years and are at a 14-year low, with 23,430 applications for asylum in 2007 - 4% of all immigration applications.

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/mar/16/asylum-seekers-immigration-poverty

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    9. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problems a simple one, Britain isn't very large (80,823 square miles) and has a population of approximately 70 Million people. To give a good comparison France has a similar population size but an area of 260,558 square miles. We are one of the most densely populated areas in the world.

      Simple. Invade France :)

    10. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Do I agree with this measure? No I think its sick and wrong, but then I'm tired of the...*snip*"

      So the ends justify the means, eh? If you are willing to accept something you find "sick and wrong"... then you are "sick and wrong" too. Hint, don't call it "sick and wrong"... call it "required and necessary". In the end, it'll make you feel better about yourself.

      Regardless, I'm sure ANY scheme to protect your society will work as expected. Those nasty fake-asylum seekers will catch wind of this DNA testing and change their mind, yes they will! *wags finger in their direction*

    11. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by alexhs · · Score: 1

      Damn you're so wrong. I have mod points but I prefer to supplement smoker2's comment about your 1st paragraph. (Someone mod parent down.)

      Britain [...] (80,823 square miles) [...] 70 Million people

      I don't know where your superficy comes from, or aren't Whales and Northern Ireland part of UK anymore ? More like 94 000 sq mi. For 61M people.

      To give a good comparison France

      Bad comparison, France is one of the least densely populated countries of western Europe.

      has a similar population size

      65M, 62M if you only count metropolitan area. OK, that's similar, but not in the 70's. You could have tried Italy: closer superficy and population numbers.

      but an area of 260,558 square miles

      Counting mostly unhabitated French Guyana. 213 000 for metropolitan area.

      We are one of the most densely populated areas in the world

      Not really.
      52th : Many of most densely populated entities are islands and metropolis-states (obviously, the more your country population density is, the more your country looks like a metropolis-country). Still more densely-populated countries with more than 10M people are : Bangladesh, Taiwan, South Korea, Netherlands, India, Belgium, Japan, Sri Lanka, Philippines, Vietnam.
      If you count by "real" population density (because deserts and high mountains are scarcely inhabitated), 75th, after South Korea, Taiwan, Japan, Egypt, Sri Lanka, Netherlands, Colombia, Bangladesh, Philippines, Yemen, Malaysia, Vietnam, Nepal, Belgium, Indonesia.

      We are running out of land to build houses on.

      Not at all. Population density is not homogeneous. City areas are densely populated, fields areas aren't (duh!). One-in-five to one-in-six UK and France citizens are living in their capital metropolis. These areas therefore achieve very high population densities and still are growing.

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    12. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by macraig · · Score: 1

      Don't forget, though, that those asylum-seekers are bringing their reproductive urges with them, so you have to account for that as well. At least you do unless you're sterilizing them at the border.

      *dux*

    13. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Typical Politically Correct Brigade double-talk: conflating unrelated ideas.

      Not wanting them in your home is not the same as the rules on people travelling between countries.

      I wouldn't invite you into my house, but I don't get to set the rules on the nation as a whole, which affects everyone else.

    14. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      Actually, London itself has problems with insufficient number of new houses being built. This is in part because no houses can be build in the green belt around London.

      This why before the recession house prices increased faster in London and are now holding on better than in most other regions. This also why a while ago the Mayor of London announced a plan for having some of any new houses being built reserved for essential workers (such as nurses and firemen) since they were unable to afford a house in London.

      Keep in mind that London is the destination for the vast majority of immigrants that come to the UK and (at least before the recession) was growing fast.

      All the rest is correct.

    15. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      Refugee's are supposed to goto the nearest safe country but because of Britain's great welfare scheme many are traveling all across Europe and then sneaking into the UK. The majority of these refugees are men who are escaping the horrors at home but feel its ok to leave mums, wives and children back home.

      Do you know how hard it is to get even one person out of the kind of country which would qualify one as a refugee?
      And, sorry, but Britain's welfare system isn't that much better than other EU countries'.

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    16. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear hear!
      I got a research semi right there.

    17. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      1) We are not running out of land to build houses on.

      Considering how many millions of people are living in cramped, two-up, two-down terraces with a front door opening up onto the street, and a back yard of a dustbin and a small shed, I'd say we ran out of land to build houses on a long, long time ago.

      The typical British house would barely qualify as a garage in America, and you're saying we need more people? Do you want us to end up in rat cages like the Japanese?

      Figures gained from the ICAR site referencing the official Home Office quarterly report.

      Is this the same home office that admitted it didn't know how many immigrants there were in the country?

    18. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by golrien · · Score: 1

      "1) We are not running out of land to build houses on."

      True, but I don't particularly want to live in a country that doesn't have the capacity to feed itself.

    19. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Except that the UK is not your house. This latest round of scapegoating is just old-school xenophobia, dressed up in double-talk that tries to pretend that one person is better than another because they were born on a different side of an imaginary line.

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    20. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by t_ban · · Score: 1

      Refugee's are supposed to goto the nearest safe country [...] fake asylum seekers we let in who I'm not aloud to complain about because its racist.

      Refugees.

      whom.

      allowed.

      it's.

      First learn your language, and then complain about who should or should not have access to your country's limited habitable land.

      Incidentally, English is my third language.

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    21. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So cut down the fucking welfare scheme and exclude non-citizens from welfare, and then open up the borders and let everyone in.
      Problem solved.

    22. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      2) You appear to read too much of the Daily Mail.

      Non-UK slashdot readers should take a moment to note that the state of the UK press is really, really bad, with the possible exception of the BBC (and unfortunately, this only clouds and adds to the societal problems that Britain is facing).

      Take everything you read with a huge grain of salt. Harebrained schemes thought of by a single government employee have made front-page news more times than I care to recall. Governments are convoluted bureaucracies precisely so that all ideas are passed before enough sets of eyes as to weed out the batshit insane ones (like the one being discussed).

      Of course, US journalism isn't exactly a shining beacon, particularly with the regrettable loss of the WSJ, which was likely the only remaining right-leaning publication with any claim of objectivity.

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    23. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by rchh · · Score: 1

      Mod Parent up. One of the most insightful posts in the discussion. I see rants about immigrants coming to "overpopulated" countries. I see rants about cultural purity. Half of the posts that I read here are basically racist and xenophobic. Then I stumble into this gem. A open world is better for everybody- restrictions on human movements are basically against human rights. Humans should have the right to go where they want to.

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    24. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by twostix · · Score: 1

      1) Yes you are, you can't even grow enough food to feed yourselves. Or are you going to completely fill in the entire Island with wall to wall "houses" or what you English like to call houses which are actually called "flats" or "units" or tiny cramped apartments anywhere else in the world. And import 100% of your food (how very green of you) and then export....what exactly? More debt? More funny money hedge funds?

      2) Who *ever* said anything about official sanctioned Asylum Seekers??

      There's this concept of Illegal Immigrants you may have heard of. They're camping on your borders.

      http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=113088221&ft=1&f=1004

      They're paying up to 15,000USD to get taken to the coast of France with the specific intention of sneaking into England because unlike the tyranical countries of France, Switerland, Germany and Italy that they pass through to get there (to those countries quiet delight) - once they're in England they can hop on benefits and the UK government will not deport them.

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5007578/Detention-centre-planned-for-illegal-immigrants-in-Calais.html

      Also

      "Last year we searched over one million lorries and prevented a record 18,000 attempts by illegal immigrants to cross the channel.""

      When someone illegally travels through Austria, Germany, Italy AND France, not stopping in any of these supposed "liberal democracies" to specifically to sneak into the UK your country has a significant problem, and they're NOT coming for the food, weather, people or (lol) English "culture".

      They don't speak Chav for starters.

    25. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Typical BNP spurious logic.

      Of course you don't want strangers in your home. That is different to not wanting immigrants in particular in your home. By singling out one particular group based on their race you are being racist.

      In fact, that's pretty much the definition of racist.

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    26. Re:Antithesis of an empire? by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      Who *ever* said anything about official sanctioned Asylum Seekers??

      Apart from the fact there is no such thing as an "official sanctioned asylum seeker" until AFTER they have been through the process ? The summary, and I assume the article are talking about that process. This plan is to test asylum seekers to see if they come from the place they claim to come from. If they are illegal they are illegal. They are not claiming to be from anywhere because they are not subject to the interrogation at the border. And I never said I agreed with the method.

      As to your other points, I can travel less than 5 miles and see open countryside stretching for hundreds of square miles. The UK is not just London or Manchester. And why should 3 people need a house covering half an acre ? Why should one person need a house covering half an acre ? Or is it just a case of me me me as usual ?

      The reason we import so much food is because it's cheaper. We could produce all our own food, but that would eat into corporate profits, and we can't have that now, can we.

      Why are you so interested, seeing as you obviously don't live here ? Are you against invasive racial testing, or against illegal immigration, or just racist ? Get a life.

  8. Gattaca by exigentsky · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not far.

  9. Isn't the out of Africa theory based on ... by dbIII · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Isn't the out of Africa theory based on the situation where there is as much genetic diversity in people within Africa as there is worldwide? There is no "Arab" gene, and even if there were consider that Saddam was born only about 300 miles due south of his very european hero Joseph Stalin.
    Security theatre snake oil strikes again in a fairly nasty and devisive way. You might as well screen people by height or just admit the predjudice and screen for skin colour because many people from Pakistan and India look like exactly like many dark haired europeans with a deep tan.
    Somebody is in it for the money and is playing off people's predjudices to get it.

    1. Re:Isn't the out of Africa theory based on ... by sqldr · · Score: 1

      Right, firstly, Saddam Hussein is not Arab, he is indo-european, as are the majority of persians. There isn't so much an Arab gene as a selection of genes which constitute the features associated with Arab ethnicity. There is, however, pan-arabism, which is a political ideology based around the arab ethnic group, which saddam hussein is not part of. Oh wait, you meant to say "muslims"! No, there isn't a muslim gene (although there is a belief that anyone born to muslim parents is automatically a muslim, and any claim otherwise is apostacy, yadda yadda).

      Anyway, as far as I'm aware, the issue revolves around that the moment an illegal immigrant enters the country, the first thing they do is intentionally lose their passport, so that even if it is determined that the migration was not either an asylum claim, or a legitimate requested migration with the paperwork to boot, the government doesn't know where to return them. The net result is ever-expanding asylum camps full of people stuck in limbo between two countries. If they are allowed in, people get upset, and it encourages more (and more organised crime surrounding it), and yet they can't be sent back.

      DNA doesn't exactly give you an exact pinpoint location of country of origin, but it does give you a good guess, especially if it can be traced to a family tree.#

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    2. Re:Isn't the out of Africa theory based on ... by bloobloo · · Score: 1

      Saddam was most assuredly an Arab. Persians are mostly Iranian, not Iraqi. He hated them and fought against them for most of the 1980s.

    3. Re:Isn't the out of Africa theory based on ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't the out of Africa theory based on the situation where there is as much genetic diversity in people within Africa as there is worldwide?

      There's MORE diversity - almost all of them are African-Americans.

  10. I've got something they should screen for... by GradiusCVK · · Score: 1

    Apparently, the UK's royal traditions have finally caught up with them and everybody in a position of power there is retarded.

    1. Re:I've got something they should screen for... by mpe · · Score: 1

      Apparently, the UK's royal traditions have finally caught up with them and everybody in a position of power there is retarded.

      That would be an improvement. Since then they'd be too stupid to come up with these kind of daft ideas or waste huge amounts of tax payers' money.

  11. Sounds like something from the movie by NoPantsJim · · Score: 1

    Children Of Men.

    1. Re:Sounds like something from the movie by tick-tock-atona · · Score: 1

      Alright, yer 'fugees now. Show Syd the 'fugee face. Sad face.

    2. Re:Sounds like something from the movie by NoPantsJim · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I'm a stickler for quotations, and you left the end off...

      "Alright, yer 'fugees now. Show Syd the 'fugee face. Sad face. Sad 'fugee face....that's good."

  12. YOU'RE ALMOST THERE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, it's not about MAKING MONEY. It's about SAVING MONEY.

    We can screen out expensive diseases and genetic problems to not overburden the health service.

    This is a great idea.

  13. Unheared of in history by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You mean like Franks, Saxons, Walloons/Welsh and Frisians all living in one country?

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    1. Re:Unheared of in history by RegularFry · · Score: 1

      Dogs and cats, living together! OH NOES!

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    2. Re:Unheared of in history by jcr · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I guess those newcomers you listed pushed the picts and the celts out long ago.

      -jcr

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    3. Re:Unheared of in history by CountBrass · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The big difference was that the indigenous population at the time of those invasions didn't have the politically correct brigade stopping them from resisting.

      We ended up with *winners* immigrating. This is a good thing.

      This is in marked contrast to today where we seem set to let all the *losers* into the country which is a bad thing.

      So your point must be that we are allowed, indeed required, to take up arms and violently resist these invaders, and only if they win should they be able to stay?

      I could live with that.

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    4. Re:Unheared of in history by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 1

      Not disagreeing with your point, but noting that Frisians live in the Netherlands and Germany, but not in GB that I know of, apart from the occasional ex-pat of course.

      Yes, I am frisian, no I won't autograph your cow http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holstein_(cattle), thank you very much.

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    5. Re:Unheared of in history by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You mean like Franks, Saxons, Walloons/Welsh and Frisians all living in one country?

      What country is that? It's only last year that Belgium split up, and now they're annexing the UK?

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    6. Re:Unheared of in history by An+dochasac · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I was born in the U.S. but I visited the village of my ancestors, 3 generations ago in Belgium. The family name is Irish but I was unable to find a connection with Ireland at least back to the mid 1700s. What I did find was a relative with the same surname and a fairly strong family resemblance, a family grave from the time period of their great emigration. The relative had traced his branch of the tree back to Africa as all Europeans came from less than 3000 years ago (which really isn't that many begats when you get right down to it.) I was researching a short story on Ireland bipolar view on asylum seekers and immigration (only good when we're the economic migrants!) I was looking for a name of an early Irish king, who divided Ireland into tiny self-sufficient plots and whose son killed his other son (sounds almost biblical, doesn't it). His name is Ugaine Mor but I don't think the name will be plausible in my story because to modern ears it sounds African, and it probably was. People got around in the days before jet transportation. This nonsense where we pretend we are united only because of our mitochondrial DNA is silly. Another study showed that most black Americans have more DNA in common with white Americans than they do with African blacks. If someone contributes to their nation/community, follows the laws to not tread on others and if they treat others in their community with respect... I don't care where they were born or what their DNA looks like. This is one of the things the U.S. gets (mostly) right, if those with a vested interest in border economics don't emulate this daft U.K. system.

    7. Re:Unheared of in history by bvankuik · · Score: 1

      What a strange comment. You are saying you prefer to be invaded, pillaged and raped? Because you do not agree with your country its immigration laws?

    8. Re:Unheared of in history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent -1 "Internet Tough Guy"

    9. Re:Unheared of in history by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Nope. He's saying that comparing things that happened thousands of years ago to current events is apples to oranges.

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    10. Re:Unheared of in history by bvankuik · · Score: 1

      That is not how I read it. He is talking about how it was good when the strong exercised their rights just by using violence. It's like some fucking idiot os talking to his drunken buddies in the pub.

  14. Ignorant twats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, your country is being overrun by Muslims.

    At the rate the UK is imploding, you'll be lucky to find a 100% English person anywhere in 200 years.

    I wonder if anyone will care?

    1. Re:Ignorant twats by RegularFry · · Score: 1

      You won't find a "100% English" person anywhere *now*. The idea is a myth.

      Yes, I care - this is a *good thing*.

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    2. Re:Ignorant twats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously have never been to a Muslim country...Enjoy the call to prayer...5 times per day. Don't worry, you'll eventually get used to the blaring loudspeakers featuring men who can't sing...at 3 in the morning...

    3. Re:Ignorant twats by lxs · · Score: 1

      It's almost as annoying as those fucking church bells.

      By the way, why do most of the racist twats post anonymously? If you're so proud of yourself show yourself to the world.

    4. Re:Ignorant twats by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      I once met an Englishman who'd left the country because it was overrun with mooslims.

      He was very happy in his new home.

      Strangely enough his new home was Treichville, Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire, and as he was telling me this interesting story people were, about 5 feet from where he was standing, praying to Allah, facing Mecca, on the sidewalk.

      English bigots, the stupidest in the world, accept no imitations.

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    5. Re:Ignorant twats by dissy · · Score: 1

      By the way, why do most of the racist twats post anonymously? If you're so proud of yourself show yourself to the world.

      First off, I am not defending racism, nor support it myself. I think judging a person by an aspect they have/had zero control over is pointless and counter productive, as well as a good way to make the outcome of that judgment wrong way more often than not.

      That said, this is exactly the kind of thing Anonymous Coward is for!
      Posting opinions that go against the majority of the avg/common people, without fear of repercussions in sharing your opinion. Especially considering the alternative is for them to not post their opinion, and thus have no dialog or discussion over it.

      Yes, little good can come from realizing racist people exist and post here. Little can be done in that case to use logic to debate and convince someone of a different understanding.
      But I also feel it is important to still provide such a platform for other such unpopular opinions which do not have that problem. (Not that you were arguing to get rid of AC of course.)

    6. Re:Ignorant twats by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      What's was racist in the GP's post? Precisely this may actually become a problem one day. E.g., why is it that a minority gets better working hours than me? *I* am not allowed to have several breaks in one day. Some groups are already exerting pressure to make this happen.

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    7. Re:Ignorant twats by An+dochasac · · Score: 1

      You won't find a "100% English" person anywhere *now*. The idea is a myth.
      The perfect place for a Jeff Foxworthy joke: "You might be a U.K. border DNA analyzer... if your family tree doesn't branch."

    8. Re:Ignorant twats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the way, why do most of the racist twats post anonymously? If you're so proud of yourself show yourself to the world.

      Because given the existing laws in Europe anyone that uses an identifiable nickname would be liable for all sorts of legal harassment, job problems, etc.

      Given that I'm to much of a coward to risk losing my job I assume others do the same, even when they agree with the "racist twats".

    9. Re:Ignorant twats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Equally obviously, my hovercraft is full of eels.

      See? Everyone can have fun with non sequiturs!

  15. Why? by TapeCutter · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "Of course the resident's nationality is a factor in deciding whether residency is allowed: in fact it should be the major factor."

    Why?

    "And the rule should be a simple one: if you are an EU national you are allowed residency in the UK, otherwise not."

    Why?

    "We also need to cancel these stupid loopholes that allow nationals of ex-Imperial colonies any preferential right of abode."

    Why?

    "The British Empire ended over 50 years ago!"

    Yes and the children the empire left behind are now baby-boomers, eg: I am a British citizen with permenent residency in Oz, since I was 4yo at the time I had no say in my relocation from the UK to Oz in 1964. By your logic I and a few hundered thousand others in my situation should be moved back to the UK but our Aussie born children should not be allowed to go with us, why?

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    1. Re:Why? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      "Of course the resident's nationality is a factor in deciding whether residency is allowed: in fact it should be the major factor."

      Why?

      Because an asylum claim is based on being a victim of oppression in your own country, and the veracity of that claim somehat depends on what country that is. IANAIL but I don't think Spaniards can just turn up in Portugal and claim to be refugees.

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  16. Re:Cowards, and apologists... by RegularFry · · Score: 1

    Really? The very same ones?

    Surely you can't be implying that all scientists everywhere are responsible for the actions of all other scientists everywhere, all the time? 'Cos that'd be pretty absurd.

    Oh wait, that's exactly what you're doing.

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  17. My DNA profile by Digestromath · · Score: 3, Funny

    Would they look at my half Scotish side? Or the German half? Or would they look at it and say I came straight out of a chimp via Africa and Mesopotamia?

  18. Re:A pile of eurotrash by NoPantsJim · · Score: 1

    Apparently I'm a cunt then.

  19. Washington D.C. Topped the Statistics in Case of A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    City health officials carried a first report regarding the HIV/AIDS incidence in Washington D.C. Up to now, due to its special and unique status, Washington D.C. has been under congressional management and was kept apart from other U.S. cities. Although, the city has adopted routine HIV testing, Washington D.C. citizens have to ask to take this test.

    The city health officials report shows numbers that are very high compared to other U.S. cities. More HIV infected babies are born in Washington D.C. The city rated almost 9 percent of pediatric AIDS cases in 2005. The number of heterosexual contact transmissions is higher than Baltimore, Philadelphia, New York City, Detroit and Chicago. ...

    Yep, doing fine. Gobama!

  20. Re:excuse me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    100% of the people in Washington DC are of African descent.

  21. Heard of HIV, genius? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I suppose the high rate of poverty, AIDS, drug crimes and murder are in no way related to the mix either.

    You are so enlightened!

    1. Re:Heard of HIV, genius? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget corruption and prostitution. Although the stereotypical group for these crimes would be white conservatives :D

  22. Doublethink. by The+Creator · · Score: 1

    "his very european hero Joseph Stalin."

    Yes, Hussein was a communist and the US was always Husseins enemy, and when he started an unprovoked war and used chemical weapons, the US condemned his actions.

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    1. Re:Doublethink. by jcr · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hussein was a communist

      No, he was a ba'athist, which differs from communism in a few ways. It's basically a home-grown version of despotism that co-opts local tribalism to build the apparatus of repression.

      -jcr

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    2. Re:Doublethink. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Right yes, Saddam was a fan of Stalin whether you know/like the fact or not. He was reputed to have a lot of books about Stalin translated into Arabic.

    3. Re:Doublethink. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      He was definitely no communist (dunno if Stalin really was either but that's another story) but he said publicly on many occasions that he would like to be just like Stalin and also drew comparisons between his birthplace and Stalin's. I think it was the almost absolute authoritarian rule that he wished to copy. I find it amusing that Americans liked to compare Saddam to Hitler when Saddam liked to compare himself with another monster that was possibly worse (although less focused on genocide - although more than one ethnic group barely existed after Stalin sent troops after them). Saddam became his own monster, he even managed to trick half of his parliment into shooting the other half.

    4. Re:Doublethink. by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      "his very european hero Joseph Stalin."

      Yes, Hussein was a communist .

      Hussein was a fascist, although the distinction is fairly minor.

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  23. Clive to the rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean mankind will soon lose its ability to reproduce?

  24. Funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But you skipped the tough point, you coward.

    1. Re:Funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, what point? The GGP post is so incoherent it's difficult to make one out that's worth responding to, you anonymous cowardy poo-head.

  25. Pencil Test? by ultral0rd · · Score: 1

    If they are going to go down that root surely the Pencil Test is faster and cheaper? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pencil_test

  26. Racism under cover of science by cyberfringe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The so-called tests will find exactly what they are designed to find, and that is a reason to exclude undesirables by broad category. The categories are all ready figured out (skin color, etc.). "Science" provides the rational cover for what would otherwise be overt racism. I say, call it like it is: bigotry.

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  27. Science is stubborn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Bell Curve, published in 1994, was written by Richard Herrnstein and Charles Murray as a work designed to explain, using empirical statistical analysis, the variations in intelligence in American Society, raise some warnings regarding the consequences of this intelligence gap, and propose national social policy with the goal of mitigating the worst of the consequences attributed to this intelligence gap. While the data sets presented remain unchallenged even today, many of the assertions put forth and conclusions reached by the authors are very controversial, ranging from the relationships between low measured intelligence and anti-social behavior, to the observed relationship between low African-American test scores (compared to whites and Asians) and genetic factors in intelligence abilities.

  28. What The FUCK by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    You'd think the BNP winning the last election would have made some headlines.

    At least then the NPD in Germany and the Aryan Nation/KKK folks in the US could have known to send them a bunch of congratulatory flowers, or something... :P

  29. Here's a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The two of you should be beaten to death with a ball peen hammer.

    How's that for a fine film?

  30. Ha, ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad the AC cites public statistical measures, and you cite liberal stereotypes.

    Typical emotional non-logic! Try harder lefty.

    http://asianconservative.com/

  31. Re:Washington D.C. Topped the Statistics in Case o by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's because new york should be the capital of the US.

  32. Imagine the outcry by Kleiba · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...if the country announcing such plans wasn't the UK, but Germany.

    1. Re:Imagine the outcry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last time the outcry was so big that the UK went to war against the system that introduced racial discrimination along the lines of birth.

      But hey, these are dangerous times.

      If this becomes reality the UK will be the second country I'll never again travel to. What a shame since I have a few friends over there :(

  33. How the times have changed by atomicstrawberry · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Just under 70 years ago the UK was fighting tooth and nail to defend their country from a fascist empire that had a fairly famous history with profiling and oppressing or promoting people depending on their genetic heritage...

  34. I have a better idea by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

    Any person who cannot complete basic maths, science, and an "English as a second language" qualification, more than likely GCSE, written in their own language, is denied entry.

    A lack of these basic skills will guarantee a life at the expense of the UK tax payer, and that's the really big string in the far right-wing party's bow; Living off money earned by others. Kill that issue, and kill far-right party support. Two birds, one stone.

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    1. Re:I have a better idea by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Any person who cannot complete basic maths, science, and an "English as a second language" qualification, more than likely GCSE, written in their own language, is denied entry.

      It would be even better if they applied it to the chavs returning from booze cruises, Lanzarote, and Disney land.

    2. Re:I have a better idea by joke_dst · · Score: 1

      This is about asylum seekers, not immigrants. You can't seriously mean asylum seekers should know math to able to avoid being killed in their home countries?

    3. Re:I have a better idea by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      The UK is not a place to seek asylum. Asylum is to be sought in the closest possible nation to where you are trying to leave which is not under the same strain which caused you to wish to emigrate.

      Unless you're emigrating and seeking asylum from France or RoI, there are closer countries. Asylum seekers seem to bypass all of Western Europe just to come here... I don't want to say it's because they want a free ride, but let's get one thing clear; Between Iraq and the UK there are at least seven Europnean contries, and Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan etc are further east (more countries distant) than that. Why, if they can make the choice to bypass all of those nations, can we not make the choice to send a few back for not being able to contribute in any way to the nation which offers them asylum?

      Is it wrong to want the asylum seekers who can get work, pay taxes, build society to have enough of their pay left over from keeping the country running to have a better life than in the country they had left? Accepting any and all who say "asylum, asylum, asylum" at the border will not allow that.

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    4. Re:I have a better idea by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Is your plan to kick out all the people here who fail their GCSEs, too?

    5. Re:I have a better idea by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      No, my plan is to not add to the pool of people who fail their GCSEs.

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  35. Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by reporter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The truth is that illegal aliens lie to any extent in order to stay in a country. These lies then enable them to say in Great Britain (GB) because they create a fake story that meets the legal threshold for staying in GB.

    Should the authorities simply look the other way and allow GB to be flooded with illegal aliens who refuse to assimilate into British society?

    The answer is, of course, "no". The electorate in both France and Germany said, "no", when voters elected pro-Western politicians to run the government.

    Let's be clear on this matter. Uncontrolled immigration wrecks a society. France now has large ghettos of Middle Easterners and Africans who refuse to assimilate into French society. They should be deported.

    At this point, someone will cry, "racism". The correct rebuttal is to highlight the French of East-Asian ancestry. They readily assimilate and do not pose a problem for the French. In much the same way, Americans of East-Asian ancestry have assimilated and contributed significantly to American society. During World War II, Japanese-Americans volunteered to fight against both German and Japan -- yes, Japan. The 442 battalion of Nissei was the most decorated battalion in the U. S. Army. The Nissei showed their valor when they rescued a group of American soldiers who had been trapped in the Battle of the Bulge.

    Every nation in Europe has the right (1) to determine who can enter a European country and (2) to favor some immigrants over others. I applaud the British government for its recent tough stance against uncontrolled immigration from Africa and the Middle East.

    1. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 5, Insightful
      While I agree that Britain has a serious problem with over population, and that recent immigration is a major contributor to this, I cannot accept that expensive DNA related tomfoolery funded by me is a sensible or meaningful response.

      There will be huge problems with the technical side, massive incompetence by the people charged with operating the system, and large numbers of people who have trivial "skeletons in the cupboard" will fall foul of the system. (eg "your daddy aint your daddy, but your daddy dont know" to quote the old song, people trying to escape abuse, warlords, crime syndicates, or whos distant ancestors were rape victims being asked to explain things which their parents know nothing.)

      And, as we all know, any information gathered by the UK government is normally in the hands of random Indians, Nigerians and Russians, etc within days, and the information on database so corrupt as to be worthless in less than a year. (According to official data, about 30% of data on the police national computer system is just plain wrong - but nobody has the authority to delete it.)

      This is what it looks like, a crazed Orwellian government, who have lost touch with reality, hell-bent on absurd control-freakery.

      PS enquiries at your Local Hackney pub will reveal a contact who can bypass the system for a large number of used fivers in a Safeway bag.
      Just ask for £$+*@ ... [no carrier]

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    2. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by bostei2008 · · Score: 1

      The wealth of the first world is based to quite some extend on exploiting the third.

      Of course not exclusively. We also have democracy, liberal rights, free trade, private property... But to some extend we owe them for the cheap resources, for the cheap labor and for the fact that they buy all our nice weapon systems.

    3. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by phoenix321 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While you will find some egregious examples where the First World truly exploited the Third, your arguments implicitly rely on a false assumption. You assume that

      "Some person/country's wealth is predominantly the result of some other person/country's poverty" or simplified "The sum of all wins is equal to the sum of all losses"

      This is the definition of a zero-sum game, like a sports tournament.

      But trade is no zero-sum game, not even close. Trade ideally is a win:win-situation.

    4. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by rwjyoung · · Score: 1

      Your problem appears to be with integration rather than ethnicity. Why not base an immigration policy on that instead? Then the problem becomes how to measure your level of integration in society.

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    5. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      eg "your daddy aint your daddy, but your daddy dont know"

      And that has what to do with mitochondrial DNA?

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    6. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It actually needs MORE immigrants as it is loosing population due to low birth rates and an aging population.

      So these immigrants stay young for ever? It's just putting off the problem.

      When all the chavs who chose the dole as a career have been forcibly got off their arses and there are still unfilled vacancies then get back to me.

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    7. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We also have democracy, liberal rights, free trade, private property...

      Only because the majority still believe in those things.

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    8. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It actually needs MORE immigrants as it is loosing population due to low birth rates and an aging population.

      Are you sure about that?

      Also, stating that the UK is quite racist is generalising more than a little bit. There are a few idiots in every country, but claiming that the entire nation is racist is more than a bit hypocritical.

    9. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by 1s44c · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The UK has NO immigration problem. It's a freakin' ISLAND. It actually needs MORE immigrants as it is loosing population due to low birth rates and an aging population. Unfortunately it is also quite RACIST leading to stupid jingoistic policies like these to appease the football worshiping bigots.

      Rubbish, it has a huge immigration problem. Anyone can request asylum and get housed and fed by the state. Why would armies of people be queuing up in France if the UK doesn't treat these people better than the rest of Europe?

      That's not to say working immigrants are not very welcome, it's the ones who want to be supported that increase the burden on the rest of the working population.

    10. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Why is it important to know the race of a person seeking asylum? Are there unbreakable laws that all ethnicities must remain within their borders of origin forever? There is no such thing as an 'American' for example. We're just a big ol' mess of ethnicities and nationalities. This pilot makes no sense to me.

    11. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Down Hackney way, might be overcrowded, but there are plenty of places in Britain where the population is in decline and we could use a new influx of people.

      Burst your London-based Bubble, Anne.

    12. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Malc · · Score: 0

      Rubbish. The population is expected to grow by another 10-15% in the next few decades, to reach 70 million. Have you seen how over-populated it is, particularly in the south east, and the impact that has on land prices?

      This whole immigration thing by the current government is a joke. The real problem is the massive immigration from EU countries, yet they can't do anything about that. Cracking down on non-EU immigrants won't make that much difference, but it surely makes for good headlines. Why is it getting harder to sponsor my Australian partner when the Sun and Daily Mail reading masses are upset about Poles?

    13. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      any information gathered by the UK government is normally in the hands of random Indians, Nigerians and Russians, etc within days, and the information on database so corrupt as to be worthless in less than a year.

      Well that seems to exemplify the reason for this plan, racism. The plan will not work because the UK is already so full of other nationalities and they are so incompetent that they make everything the UK does fail.

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    14. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The immigration problem is due to far too many benefits.

      Overpopulation is encouraged because that is the (flawed) basis for economic growth required due to borrowing from the future.

      IMHO Britain is broken and has only been lucky in the past few decades due to tech improvements all the while trading on it's history.

    15. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets assume the population aging/dying is an issue as the parent asserts...

      "So these immigrants stay young for ever? It's just putting off the problem."

      I would LOVE to hear your solution. From what you suggest, you have a way to STOP aging/dying? Has Death twisted his ankle and staying at your house or something?

    16. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      whos distant ancestors were rape victims being asked to explain things which their parents know nothing.

      They are looking at mitochondrial DNA, which is passed down through the mother. So, unless their grandmother was a convicted rapist or something, they dont really have to worry about a rape causing a problem in their genetic line.

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    17. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by mike2R · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So these immigrants stay young for ever? It's just putting off the problem.

      No, but they will pay enough tax in their working lives to more than counterbalance what they cost in retirement. Yes we probably get the same demographic problem when they/their descendants slow down their reproduction, but better to have it in a few centuries than a few decades - we are getting richer as a nation all the time so will be better equipped to deal with it the later it happens.

      When all the chavs who chose the dole as a career have been forcibly got off their arses and there are still unfilled vacancies then get back to me.

      You are going to have a long fucking wait. There are now, and always have been, plenty of the jobs that immigrants go for. Good fucking luck getting our home-grown underclass to take them.

      As I see it the economic benefits of immigration are pretty much unanswerable. The problems (and they are real problems) are social, not economic.

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    18. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      But trade is no zero-sum game, not even close.

      No but wealth is (close), there is a (fairly) limited amount of high end products. For example when the Chinese became rich enough for a significant part of their country to regularly eat red meat (or milk/cheese i can't remember the details) the price went up and some families in western countries could afford less of it and so were less wealthy.

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    19. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just swap "daddy" for "mommy" and the point is valid. Also, they indicate in the article that they are also screening genes on the Y chromosome, in which case "daddy" is quite relevant.

    20. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      It turns out the French are dicks and put people in terrible conditions (like houses that burn down and people die because they don't have any sort of fire safety), so yeah i don't think setting the standard of "we should be like the french" is a good idea!

      That's not to say working immigrants are not very welcome, it's the ones who want to be supported that increase the burden on the rest of the working population.

      But the % of Immigrants that come here and work is greater than the % of natives that do, so the more we let in the more productive we become as a nation!

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    21. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by emilper · · Score: 1

      so, how do you detect citizenship by DNA testing ? ... it would be fun to have all the descendants of the Norse "aliens" expelled :P

    22. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by jittles · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have a friend in DHS who actually had to deny a greencard to someone because of a failed paternity test. This guy thought he had gotten a girl pregnant on a trip to Latin America, had been sending her money for 8 years to raise the child and then tried to bring them all to the US only to find out he wasn't daddy. I'll bet he was pissed.

    23. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So these immigrants stay young for ever?

      No but they will pay for peoples pensions.

      It's just putting off the problem.

      Perhaps when the country isn't economically fucked we can look for a long term solution, but for now this workaround is fine!

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    24. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      Because then we* can't voice our closet racism!

      *by we i mean daily mail readers!

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    25. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But trade is no zero-sum game, not even close. Trade ideally is a win:win-situation.

      I asume that you are from USA. Only a stupid person from USA could say such a thing. Go get your flag and shut up.

    26. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 0, Troll

      Well, Poles are at least civilized (like people from all EU countries, for that matter). Certainly the ones living NE from where I live. :) And neither have I heard of Poles bombing underground trains.

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    27. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by commodore64_love · · Score: 1, Interesting

      >>>they will pay enough tax in their working lives to more than counterbalance what they cost in retirement.

      Yes but when the oil drought hits the fan circa 2020 or 2030, causing rampant shortages in food supplies, having *fewer* hungry people will be an advantage. It's easier to feed 10 million than 50 million, so it's wiser to close the doors now rather than later. (Even if we come-up with alternative solar power, the transition from oil will be easier with a smaller population.)

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    28. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by mpe · · Score: 1

      Uncontrolled immigration wrecks a society. France now has large ghettos of Middle Easterners and Africans who refuse to assimilate into French society.

      You find similar things happening in many places "blank-Americans" probably being the most obvious.

      They should be deported.

      Assuming they would be welcome anywhere. People in Asian and African countries may well see such people as "European", "French" or just strange.

    29. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by mpe · · Score: 1

      And, as we all know, any information gathered by the UK government is normally in the hands of random Indians, Nigerians and Russians, etc within days,

      Not just them. It's going to be in the hands of various other governments withing the same sort of time period.

      and the information on database so corrupt as to be worthless in less than a year.

      But various people will still try and treat it as meaningful.

      (According to official data, about 30% of data on the police national computer system is just plain wrong - but nobody has the authority to delete it.)

      How much of the other 70% is wrong enough to be misleading?

    30. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah yes, it's the "nations have a right to decide who can enter" argument. Last time I looked, nations weren't sentient. They're made up of people. Your evidence that everyone in the UK supports these plans?

      I'm a British citizen, and I disagree with such plans.

    31. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by AlecC · · Score: 1

      While what you say has some elements of truth, and much that could be debated, it is entirely irrelevant to this article. Whatever the rule may be for entry to a country, is it relevant to use what is basically voodoo science to enforce them? This proposal has all the elements of 17th century witch-finding: the relationship between mitochondrial DNA and isotopic ratios in body parts has only very weak relationships to whatever basis the rules may be based on. There is correlation, which means that the relationships are true over large groups (a few hundred thousand, say). It is rather like saying that the average height of the UK population is height than that of the world, so all short people should be excluded because they are probably foreigners. Or, in fact, skin colour: there average Brit is not black, so (by the logic of this plan) no black can be a Brit.

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    32. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      This is the definition of a zero-sum game, like a sports tournament. But trade is no zero-sum game, not even close. Trade ideally is a win:win-situation.

      But the ideal is seldom if ever reality. When the CEO earns 500 times what his lowest paid employees do, when those low paid employees actually create the wealth, the guy creating the wealth is being exploited. Especially when the guy creating the wealth is in poverty.

      The CEO of McDonald's doesn't create wealth, the fry cook does, and the fry cook is on food stamps and Medicaid.

    33. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ah, but you aren't considering the inevitable AI uprising... we will need every robot-smasher we can lay our hands on then.

    34. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by iCodemonkey · · Score: 1

      now tell us what you really think of the mods here. go on don't hold back.

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      Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullsh*t before.
    35. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Asklepius+M.D. · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't immigration, it's assimilation, or more accurately fear. You begin to recognize this in your own 'rebuttal'. Assimilation doesn't mean "paint your skin the same color, convert to the majority religion, and toe the line", however. Assimilation is a two-way process in which cultures are blended, and while one may remain more dominant than the other, an element of openness on BOTH sides is required. Simply blaming 'the immigrants' for 'refusing to assimilate' IS racism (no matter how much you try to defuse the term by pointing it out in advance). The "correct rebuttal" is indeed to examine cultures that have successfully assimilated COMPARED WITH the cultures that successfully assimilated them. It is the irrational fear of the 'aliens' on one side, and the fear of losing cultural values on the other that cause tension. Simply telling the other side to fix their half of the problem doesn't settle the issue. Both sides share a fear of the "outsiders" as they percieve them. What they don't realize is that truly healthy cultures are those that are easily able to adapt to new influences over time. By promoting xenophobia, both sides weaken what could be a stronger whole. It's the cultural equivalent of the Prisoner's Dilemma.

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    36. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by t_ban · · Score: 1, Funny

      And, as we all know, any information gathered by the UK government is normally in the hands of random Indians, Nigerians and Russians, etc within days, and the information on database so corrupt as to be worthless in less than a year.

      In your post against genetic fingerprinting, you are expressing ethnic prejudice. Are you being dumb, or intentionally ironical, or am I misreading you?

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    37. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As your opinion is that "immigration" is a "serious problem", which cannot be controlled, since it is either too expensive, or technically not feasible or since the UK Government "is in hands of random Indians, Nigerians and Russians", one truely cannot expect from you to fund that. Maybe you should give back your citizenship, and apply for asyl somewhere.

    38. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Malc · · Score: 1

      I'm not afraid if Muslims bombing our trains either, as that is what you're implying. We didn't turf out everybody of Irish descent and seal the border with the Republic, and there's no need to do the same with other peoples. I have friends who are Muslim, and I know I have no fear of them getting drunk and causing trouble when I'm out on the town.

    39. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by quanticle · · Score: 1

      There are a few idiots in every country, but claiming that the entire nation is racist is more than a bit hypocritical.

      Well, I used to think so, but then I read this. At the very least, the government believes the majority of citizens will support such a plan. If the government is correct, then the grandparent's point may very well be correct.

      Of course, given the recent unpopularity of the Labour government, this seems like a half-cocked plan designed to win supporters amongst the BNP faction, rather than a serious proposal.

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    40. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While I agree that Britain has a serious problem with over population,

      Excuse me? Tens of thousands of empty council flats and houses - thousands of 2nd homes sitting empty - thousands of acres of land prime for development sitting empty. How in the hell do you think we have a problem with over population? The only people that think that, don't think of it as over population - but as too many of the wrong kind, much like GP.

      Fuck it - wait till we Scots are independent and we'll take the buggers. What's left of Britain can keep the lazy, arrogant 'natives' and we'll continue to develop world class education, medical and scientific progress with the aid of our foreign friends. IF we were seriously over populated do you really think we would be encouraging all the ex-pats to come home? Or lamenting the recovery of the polish economy as their ex-pats go home?

    41. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by amplt1337 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Clearly it should've said "Your mommy ain't your mommy, but your mommy don't know." ...waitaminute...

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    42. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      I would rather say it is stupid to not understand the premises of trade and to think it would be a zero-sum game. But either you can't understand much about it or are simply a run-of-the-mill racist.

    43. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      Trade ideally is a win:win-situation.

      Ideally.

      Regrettably, it has not always been conducted in a manner consistent with this ideal...

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    44. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      I'm not implying that, it's just that Poles do not have any commandments with respect to not assimilating with the rest of the society. Why is the "massive immigration from EU countries" a problem, then? Despite the differences between European nations, people from EU are very much alike, at least compared to the average difference between people from two randomly selected nations of the world as whole. Or is this anti-Polish sentiment of yours (and anti-Polish violence of some of your fellow citizens) just some sort of resurgent English nationalism, just like the recent attacks against Scots (or pretty much anyone else)?

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    45. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      A lot of people don't think a CEO creates the wealth and that it is their moral right to judge upon other's choices.

      Firstly, the choice of the CEO and their pay is solely the owner's. It's owner's money, so they can pay the CEO whatever they like to, including their firstborn, if they want.

      Secondly, there are literally a million potential CEOs out there, almost as many as we have armchair quarterbacks. Out of a dozen candidates, the company owners chose that particular CEO, in spite of other contenders demanding a few million less. Why would a sensible company owner decide for wasting a few millions on a CEO when a cheaper person could do the same job?

      Thirdly, no one is forced to work for that company. No one is forced to buy at McDonalds. When the company flourishes like it does, it does mean that all customers are mentally ill or the cooks and the CEO probably did their jobs well.

      Fourthly, the cook doesn't create wealth and the CEO doesn't create wealth. The CEO alone is an empty suit and the cook alone would be selling hot-dogs for a few pennies.

    46. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I don't think you deserve the Flamebait mod, you do seem to be confusing "immigrant" with "refugee".

      Immigrant - A person who wants to move to your country because they have a reason to want to go there specifically.
      Refugee- A person who is trying to get away from their country and yours happens to be convenient.

      I agree that any unchecked influx of people into a country will end up being a bad thing. But basing admittance on a DNS test is simply racism, make no mistake.
      Example: A person tries to Immigrate to GB, and while their mother is from the US the father was from some place like Iraq. So they do a DNA test, and tell that person "Well, we don't want any people with Iraq DNA so you can fuck right off" even though that person speaks the Queen's english, worships "football", and has an Ivy League degree.

      To assume that a persons abilities, desires, and motivations in life are based in any way on their genetics IS the pure and simple definition of Racism, it doesn't get any clearer than that.

      Yes a nation has a right to favor certain Immigrants over others, but for fucks sake do it based on something that at least resembles logic and reason.

    47. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by chrb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Britain has a serious problem with over population

      By what metric is a country "overpopulated"? The idea that the UK has a high population density in contrast to other nations is ridiculous - check List of countries and dependencies by population density, the United Kingdom is way down the list at 52nd, just behind Vietnam. Nobody ever says Vietnam is overpopulated, so by what reasoning could the UK be said to be overpopulated?

    48. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Chief+Camel+Breeder · · Score: 1

      Umm...you mean immigration is a privilege, don't you? When the right to leave the country is withheld things are really bad. (Yes, I know, the anti-terrorist laws probably do restrict the general right to leave.)

    49. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Malc · · Score: 1

      You miss-read my comments: I'm very supportive of the Poles in this country. Those working in the service industry have reminded what good service is all about. I think they've been positive influence. But, there was a massive outcry against them for whatever small-minded reasons, and the government has decided to appear tough on immigration. The fact of the matter is, they can't do much about it, so these tough measures are affecting a small percentage of people and thus make little difference.

    50. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps when the country isn't economically fucked we can look for a long term solution, but for now this workaround is fine!

      The future of Europe is a brown hand unplugging a white life support cord.

      Do you think those immigrants are going to vote to pay for your welfare state when you are old?
      Those Danish cartoon riots were the new owners crowing about how they'll remodel as soon as the old house owners are gone.

      Europe is doing a shit job of assimilation. In large part because Europe doesn't feel their own culture is worth defending.
      At best Europe is creating a race problem worse than the US's. At worse we are watching the second fall of the Western Roman Empire as the "barbarians" cross the Danube from the south this time.

    51. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by phoenix321 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I understand your hint at socialism, for which socialists usually claim it was just implemented wrongly, when a few million people died in the Gulag, from hunger or simply disappeared by the thousands.

      Yet I can easily imagine a hundred real-world examples of a win:win trade scenario, but not a single form of socialism that is not totalitarian and oppressive.

      Trade and liberty always restrict their scope, leaving decisions beyond a certain point up to the people directly involved. You can easily limit, divide, partition or escape liberty. No matter how foolish it could be, I could always join an oppressive cult or quit my job. Or just lie flat on the beach.

      But you can never have only a little bit of socialism and still escape from it once it's established. Socialism never limits it's scope, no problem is "their problem", no decision is "their choice".

      You cannot implement this properly without a country-sized prison. I was on the wrong side of the Berlin wall before it came down, I know a bit about it.

    52. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by forand · · Score: 1

      So is Communism. While I largely agree with your point modern international trading is more akin to a zero-sum game than the idealized system you envision. As an example the diamond trade in Africa: virtually non of the vast wealth is put where the resources are being taken from.

    53. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand your hint at socialism

      Then you're arguing with a straw man.

      I was thinking specifically of the Washington Consensus policies w/r/t international trade between Western nations and the Third World. Money can create oppressive power just as effectively as government can.

      As far as socialism, if a few million people died in the Gulag, then I think you'd be hard-pressed to find someone who claims that was a good implementation. The balance of your claims amount to FUD, since you're talking about incredibly poorly defined things without either clarifying terms or pointing out a suitable area from which to draw evidence -- I would think Norway might be an excellent counterexample about the threats of "a little bit of socialism," for instance -- but I don't intend to get that far off topic here.

    54. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Golddess · · Score: 1

      If he'd been sending her money for 8 years, why didn't he just marry her? I'll admit that I have absolutely no experience in this matter, but I've not heard of a spouse of a US citizen being denied citizenship.

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    55. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      eg "your daddy aint your daddy, but your daddy dont know"

      And that has what to do with mitochondrial DNA?

      A lot if you're trying to verify nationality which can come from citizenship inherited from the father, but your only reliable source of genetic heritage comes from the mother.

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    56. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Excuse me? Tens of thousands of empty council flats and houses - thousands of 2nd homes sitting empty - thousands of acres of land prime for development sitting empty.

      Are these 2nd homes owned by people, or are they abandoned or something? Just because people don't live in a house full-time doesn't mean it's a viable place for someone else to live: someone already owns it, and uses it as a vacation residence.

      As for the rest, why not return it to nature? I haven't heard that the UK has a whole lot of wild land left, or a lot of parks. Where is it written that every square foot of land needs to be "developed"? Here in the USA, we're actually pretty good about protecting our wild areas, and keeping gigantic amounts of it free of development so wildlife can survive, and people can go visit wild areas once in a while and be away from other people.

    57. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You are going to have a long fucking wait. There are now, and always have been, plenty of the jobs that immigrants go for. Good fucking luck getting our home-grown underclass to take them.

      This is a problem that's caused by your social welfare system. We have the same problem here in the USA, to a lesser extent. By giving these lazy "home-grown" people a way to avoid work they'd rather not do, they simply don't do it. Why clean toilets for a living when you can just collect a check from the government for sitting on your ass and watching TV?

      The answer isn't to bring in a bunch of desperate immigrants to do the "jobs that no one else will do". The immigrants need to stay in their own countries, in their own cultures, and fix their own problems (with help of course), instead of just running away and leaving their countrymen to rot. Instead, we need to get rid of these idiotic social welfare programs, and let these lazy bums starve. When they get hungry enough, they'll start cleaning toilets or whatever they have to do to survive. Some government programs to help poor people find jobs would be useful (a lot of jobs are in places not close to where the poor people live, so they may need to be relocated, like for farming jobs), but a check for doing nothing just perpetuates the problem.

    58. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      It turns out the French are dicks and put people in terrible conditions (like houses that burn down and people die because they don't have any sort of fire safety), so yeah i don't think setting the standard of "we should be like the french" is a good idea!

      It's not French people who want to get into the UK. It's people that got to France by traveling though a number of other countries. They appear to believe that they will be treated better in the UK than any of the other countries they traveled though.

      But the % of Immigrants that come here and work is greater than the % of natives that do, so the more we let in the more productive we become as a nation!

      That's unproven, however I take your point about the UK's other domestic problems. If the UK implemented a good points system like Australia, stopped the Europe free-for-all and stopped so many asylum seekers turning up it would be true.

    59. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by C0R1D4N · · Score: 1

      Hrm, I wonder if I could use this to prove British ancestry and go back to the motherland from the US!

    60. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by tendrousbeastie · · Score: 1

      Sorry to raise a point of terminology point, on /. of all places, but it while I agree with your general point, I don't think it is necessarily racism.

      A persons abilities can be based on their genetics - many forms of disabilities will affect a person's abilities and may be based on genetics.

      And as I read the summary, the DNA tests were to determine their country of origin, and so aren't in intention racist, merely xenophobic.

      I don't claim either of the above arguments are moral rebuttals, only that they seem like points of fact....

    61. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trade ideally is a win:win-situation.

      When you presuppose symmetry, transparency, an abstract commensurability between objects traded and an abstract, commensurable utility shared between the traders.

      Better allocation of objects in the market doesn't create new value; it's the delivery of new objects to that market by production.

      One of economics' principal problems has been the conflation of value with desire, as if more imagined wants being satisfied (no matter if in practice restricted to a small subset of people who want a lot) was the same as productive growth, and getting the distribution right - through swapping - was productive itself.

    62. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by ksheff · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Why would you want to fuck up Scotland by importing poverty and a bunch of parasites that won't assimilate into your culture? The UK (& the rest of the EU & Western nations in general) needs to stop letting any asylum seekers in and start deporting the ones that they've taken in for the last 20 years or so. Whether or not one is allowed to immigrate should be determined on whether or not the skills one possesses is valuable to the country, not because of some sob story. IMHO, Japan has the only nation that is close to being sane on this topic.

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    63. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by ksheff · · Score: 1

      IIRC, Bjorn Borg was part of an ad campaign in Sweden encouraging residents to "Fuck for the future" and start having more kids, something that all of Europe needs to consider.

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    64. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by ksheff · · Score: 1

      That's just common sense and you know that won't be accepted by the politicians who the chavs keep voting in. Or on /. for that matter.

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    65. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      Bleeding hearts at some point decided that it wasn't acceptable for governments to let people starve to death. Something about the right to life being the fundamental human right. I thought your constitution and governments' purpose was to protect your rights?

    66. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      So you don't think people should have to work to support themselves, and everyone else should just pay them to do nothing?

      Are you one of the people who just collects a check too?

    67. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's a myth that there are huge numbers of people who simply don't want to work. Most people on Jobseekers Allowance do want to work because they will get more money and live a better life if they can. Being on the dole is no fun at all.

      The problem is the jobs available to them. It's no good taking a part time 16 hours a week minimum wage job because you will lose things housing benefit which means they can't pay the rent. You can argue all you like about how it is their fault for having no qualifications etc. but that isn't a solution.

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    68. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When they get hungry enough, they'll start cleaning toilets or whatever they have to do to survive.

      Wait, wait, wait. Are you saying that, if you didn't possess the intellectual faculties to progress beyond a toilet cleaning, you'd willingly and voluntarily clean toilets for 40 years, just out of some misguided sense of responsibility to highly paid whiny intellectually fortunate computer programmer on Slashdot? As for me:

      - I went to an expensive private ("public") school as a kid, on scholarship. But my parents could have afforded it anyway.

      - I have one degree in computing (1st class), and two in mathematics (1st class; with distinction), and am currently working toward a PhD. The state has paid part of these courses, as it does for all UK nationals, and most of the rest of the cost for postgraduate work has been paid through scholarships. However, in the past I've applied for state funding for certain courses on the basis of low income.

      - I don't have to work, although occasionally I choose to. I almost never do it for income - if I'm paid anything beyond expenses, the money's usually given away. For example, I've written successful software as a contractor to a major accountancy firm, then I've started up and sold a business (seeded using money earnt in the first project - the only time I've "saved up"), which among other things helped a friend with mental health difficulties who had been idling for a decade to work and flourish. How productive and generous man can be when he doesn't have to jealously hoard because he might fear losing the roof over his head!

      You see, I'm from the class of inherited idle rich which - unlike the "chav" you vilify - really does get to live in luxury while you guys have to pen-push for cookies. Now, because of abusive pricks like you who want to take out their bitterness on those with an even worse lot, I rarely feel any guilt for it. Contrary to the misinformed whines of the stupid nouveau riche, who believe that being able to afford a shinier car than their neighbour means they have earnt the right to pontificate on matters of society and politics, there is no evidence that the "underclasses" don't "want" to work; on the contrary, there is much evidence from 50 years of psychology, demography and sociology that some people are brighter than others and that, in a meritocracy, those who are clever but born badly off will rise to a level of reasonable comfort, while those who are stupider will not have that opportunity. And I say fuck you, Sir, for telling these people they have to live out their lives performing menial tasks which providence has shielded you from.

      Donate money to your local Shelter now. Donate money to your local youth centre and educational projects now. Stop playing the classic abuser card and blaming the victim. Long live the welfare state and benevolent charity, and let's support it so that it can lift everyone up to live lives as worry free as mine!

    69. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by benarius · · Score: 1

      The most interesting part of this is that they are looking at mitochondrial DNA which is maternally inherited. People generally associate their ancestry to their surname and that of their antecendents which is paternally inherited. It would be very hard to look at non-mitochondrial DNA and determine origin as this gets swapped around so much. So the authorities know that someone with the name of Mbere has or is likely to have Kenyan ancestry. They may be 1099511627775 parts in 1099511627776 Kenyan yet when tested it might be conclusively determined that the person comes from a Somali region where Al Qaeda is active all because someone went on holiday 1000 years ago. If its your job to determine suitability then this alone is probably grounds to send them back home. As Kurt Vonnegut wrote, "There is nothing funny about national security. Nothing funny at all."

    70. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by jittles · · Score: 1

      Would you want to marry someone who has been scamming you out of money / trying to use you to get citizenship for years? And even if they did get married they'd have to reset the process on the app, I *think*. I know my friend only handles green card apps for blood relatives.

    71. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Golddess · · Score: 1

      But he didn't know he wasn't the father until he tried getting them into the US. All I'm saying is, after 8 years of sending money to support them, what reason could the guy have had to go the green card route instead of just marrying her?

      Or does the green card process take so long that the guy probably started the process of getting them green cards 8 years ago?

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    72. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No, that's the fault of a stupidly-designed government system. It's much like over here, where we have "Social Security" for retired people which they pay into while they're working, then get payments from when they're retired. The catch is that the SS payments are usually rather small, but they can't take any part-time jobs to supplement their income or they also lose the SS payments (which are really their money, as they earned it), which would mean they wouldn't be able to afford rent.

      What's most ridiculous about all of this is that people have known and talked about these stupid problems with these government programs for decades, yet they never get fixed. Why wouldn't you want to let people work part-time if they want to? It's only better for the economy.

      We had a terrible Federal welfare program started in the late 60s by LBJ that encouraged people not to work. It took until the 90s under Clinton to finally fix it so that people couldn't receive benefits indefinitely.

    73. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Fuck you yourself. Someone has to do menial jobs; they're not going to get done by themselves. It sounds like you're a racist, since you think that only immigrants should do the crappy jobs.

    74. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you or anyone in your family possesses a dictionary of logic, you might want to look up "false dichotomy". My most valuable prep school teacher spent two years down the mines after graduating from Cambridge, before moving into education. I have spent the last few months doing some voluntary care work, though I won't make a career of it. Does this help answer your question, my white-collar troglodyte?

      Tell me, friend, does it scare you to think that your intellectual betters are prepared to get their hands more dirty than you, because they do not think that they are too good to do jobs that they expect others to do? How do you sleep at night, knowing that your professors waste their great brains on selflessly educating the likes of you when they could be raking in bonuses in the City? How does society function, when your philosophy denies that it even exists?

      (As for the laughable accusation of racism, I'm happy to be the son of the coupling of the most English of English women and a quick witted immigrant of a then dictatorship. Sucks when diversity produces strength, doesn't it?)

    75. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by wazza · · Score: 1

      Would *you* marry a woman who had been lying to you for 8 years? And defrauding money from you?

      How does that thought process work?

      "Yeah, ok, so I've been lied to and scammed for 8 years now. I know, let's get married to the conwoman, and she can *continue* to lie to me forever after! Hmm, she'll probably start having an affair on the side... and now she is entitled to half (or more) of all my stuff, too! Yeah, great idea!"

      Seriously mate, turn ON brain before posting.

    76. Re:Emigration is a Privilege, not a Right by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      No, but they will pay enough tax in their working lives to more than counterbalance what they cost in retirement.

      No they won't. Even assuming the government doesn't spend it as fast as it gets it (oer even faster) you can't bank the labour needed to care for them, ergo the price of that labour will go sky high as demand far outstrips supply.

      Yes we probably get the same demographic problem when they/their descendants slow down their reproduction, but better to have it in a few centuries than a few decades

      Why centuries? Don't these immigrants live roughly the same time as indigenous people?

      As I see it the economic benefits of immigration are pretty much unanswerable.

      As I see it, they aren't.

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  36. Elbonian Civil War by daveewart · · Score: 1

    [...] if they show the person really is from war-torn Elbonia [...]

    Everyone knows the Elbonian civil war ended years ago.

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  37. Courage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Likely you also a liberal-- and don't support Israel either.

    http://tinyurl.com/kob49j

    Sad, that.

    1. Re:Courage by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      A large percentage of ethnic Jews can relate to the non-religious aspects of Jewish culture, what in its turn makes us more likely to value education, intellect, art and cultural tolerance. In religious Jews those traits are balanced or negated by bigotry and anti-intellectualism inherent in all Abrahamic religions.

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  38. So why not save millions in gov't budget... by PCM2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...and write a policy that says, "Wogs, go home"?

    Seriously, it amounts to the same thing, but it eliminates all the funds that would be spent on all of these DNA tests. Because after all, if the accident of someone's birth is enough to determine their worthiness for British society, why not just do it on sight? "Get lost, coon!" It'll save a fortune.

    P.S. Sure, a bunch of American Japanese did fight in the U.S. Army against Japan in World War II. The alternative, of course, was internment camp. Funny how war, fear, and poverty can make xenophobes out of even the most enlightened cultures.

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    1. Re:So why not save millions in gov't budget... by Latinhypercube · · Score: 0

      My post gets modded -1 flame bate because I mentioned that this policy is motivated to appease a racist portion of the UK, and the above racist vitriol gets +4 insightful ? Wow. I guess ignorance is all around us.

    2. Re:So why not save millions in gov't budget... by ztransform · · Score: 1

      ...and write a policy that says, "Wogs, go home"?

      Actually the only people to fear from any UK policy are Caucasians.

  39. leftist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's 'far right' to not support lazy assholes living off the dole for life?

    You are a moron.

    1. Re:leftist by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We have 'lazy assholes living off the dole' who are British. I'm saying that we don't add immigrants to their number. How we resolve benefit fraud is not the topic of discussion.

      That's fine, though. Please, do provide more insight into the topic below. I find poor reasoning and pointless insults very conducive to debate.

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    2. Re:leftist by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Immigrants in general are *not* the lazy assholes. In general, immigrants work bloody hard. The usual old saw I hear is that they are coming and "stealing our jobs", not coming and sponging off the dole.

      Meanwhile, while British people moan about people coming to the country and "hardly speaking a word of English", and "putting strain on the NHS", the very same people are making plans to retire to Spain without being able to speak a single word of Spanish, and are planning to live in English retirement ghettos in that country, while putting strain on the Spanish health service.

      Why is immigration into Britain such a terrible thing, but emigration to sunny countries is perfectly acceptable?

    3. Re:leftist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's not many people who provide the appropriate answer for the first sentence of their comment themselves in its second sentence.

    4. Re:leftist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should kill all poor people. Maybe gas them, those damn poor, eating the hard working's bread. That solves your problem of "people living off the dole," right? No more far right, right? RIGHT?

    5. Re:leftist by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, while British people moan about people coming to the country and "hardly speaking a word of English", and "putting strain on the NHS", the very same people are making plans to retire to Spain without being able to speak a single word of Spanish, and are planning to live in English retirement ghettos in that country, while putting strain on the Spanish health service.

      Citation needed.

    6. Re:leftist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is immigration into Britain such a terrible thing, but emigration to sunny countries is perfectly acceptable?

      Brits moving to Spain pay for their own health care or can often still get the UK to fund it. Spain doesn't support these people.

      Anyone in the UK gets health care funded by the state. The NHS wasn't built to handle a world where people can easily move from country to country. It's a well known thing that Indians turn up on holiday with all sorts of serious health problems in the hope of getting free treatment.

  40. Multiculturalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the biggest reasons why immigration has become this 'problem' has been the Labour party's approach to multiculturalism, which counter to what you may think actually encourages segregation. This has only lead to hostilities amongst different ethnic groups. London should be a melting pot, but it's not - the changing ethnic demographics of London have been rapid over the last 30 years and that has been difficult for people to adjust to - lack of communication, different cultures and customs that are at times mutually exclusive, just destroy any chance of having a homogenous society.

  41. Refugees of ethnic discrimination? by bug · · Score: 1

    I would imagine that many of the asylum seekers are probably refugees from ethnic discrimination, or even worse ethnic cleansing. Many are probably forced to flee precisely because they are descendants of foreigners or a minority ethnic group. Wouldn't it be directly counterproductive to refuse refugees on the basis of their lack of ethnic purity?

  42. Dept of no surprise by dugeen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I expect no less from New Labour's Grenzpolitzei. Tbh I'm surprised they aren't just proposing to shoot all asylum seekers on entry.

    1. Re:Dept of no surprise by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised they aren't just proposing to shoot all asylum seekers on entry.

      Only if they're wearing heavy coats in hot weather. (Whether anyone from Somalia would ever find the UK "hot" is left to your imagination).

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  43. It's still going on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just look at the rare earth elements in great demand.

    African countries have it, but we're buying "no questions asked" and insurgents are mining the stuff, buying guns with the money (putting it back in to the first world) and these guerillas then destabilise the government, to ensure they keep getting the dosh.

    1. Re:It's still going on by phoenix321 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Decrying an unpleasant situation is insufficient, when the alternatives are worse.

      Assuming we really do buy rare elements only from Africa and not also from China, Russia and Argentina which have a lot of them as well. Our alternatives then would be:

      A) We don't buy rare earth elements from Africa:
      Western standard of living: lower, prices for goods are higher, some goods are infeasible.
      African standards of living: less exports, less jobs for average Joes, less warlord financing, probably more diverse criminal activity and stability. Example: cell phones are available only for the very top of society in Africa, prices are too high for everyone else.

      B) We pay "fair trade" prices for rare elements from Africa: (assuming someone can properly the "fair" price of anything)
      Western standard of living: lower, prices for goods are higher, some goods are infeasible. Example: Cell phones are expensive
      African standards of living: less exports, less jobs for average Joes, probably equal warlord financing, criminal activity and stability remains constant. Cell phones become expensive that new models are only available to a smaller percentage of African people.

      C) We pay whatever the market price for rare earth elements is:
      Western standard of living: as high as the market prices allow
      African standards of living: more exports, more jobs for average Joes, more financing for warlords, a broader middle class, less diverse criminal activity, more stability. Cell phones are an ubiquitous commodity for a large part of the population.

      Trade benefits both parties or it's not trade. Trade between totally unequal partners can benefit both. Economics 101. Do your research.

    2. Re:It's still going on by shilly · · Score: 1

      "Trade benefits both parties" is not a very clever statement to make in describing a relationship involving more than two parties, eg the commodity trading you cite. It is perfectly possible for Western consumers and a small elite of African robber barons to make money while the poor of Africa suffer the negative consequences of the resource extraction. And indeed, that's what happens.

    3. Re:It's still going on by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt that it is possible to simplify the political and commercial situation of the entire African continent into "robber barons make money while the poor suffer" and even less that Western money is complicit in doing so.

      As military interventions in Africa are now decried by left and right wing of all parties, we have only three options or strategies outlined in my post:

      -trade with market prices
      -trade with "fair" prices
      -do not trade.

      When optimizing the situation of an average African, all other strategies perform worse than "trade with market prices", which means the Invisible Hand scenario should be the rational choice.

      Given that we have African nations with and without much resources that may or may not be failed states or in a relatively prosperous situation, we cannot conclude that trade and resource export are the primary factor or reason for disarray and failure of states, we'd find a counterexample for all such hypotheses.

    4. Re:It's still going on by shilly · · Score: 1

      Those are not the only three options. You could do what my relative does and spend time working to build civil infrastructure (in his case, mentoring civil servants). You could give aid (it may not be a good option, but it's still an option). You could pay reparations for colonial misadventures (again, I'm not advocating, I'm simply noting it as an option). Most importantly, in relation to your options, you can choose to trade with ethically-directed buyer-imposed conditions. Every corporate buyer will impose conditions of various stringency in relation to every trade. Supermarkets are an excellent example of this, with their extensive trade terms, QC requirements, and supply chain audits -- and they have now moved in exactly this direction, by starting to impose additional terms of trade on suppliers in relation to goods supplied that relate to the environmental, social and ethical conditions of production. The tea industry has set up the Tea Sourcing Partnership to do the same. There are plenty more options too.

      And you're making a fundamental error in distinguishing between "trade with market prices" and "trade with 'fair' prices". If fairtrade manufacturers can persuade consumers to purchase goods at a premium price, because consumers like the idea of seeing more money go to developing world producers, then *that is* the invisible hand of the market. A cup of coffee in Per Se costs more than a similar cup in Starbucks, because consumers value more than just the product -- they value all sorts of things around the product. Saying that one choice is valid (pay more for a coffee in a posh restaurant) and the other is not (pay more for a coffee that pays on a premium to producers) is very anti-democratic and anti-capitalist of you.

      Finally, to decide that resource extraction has nothing to do with state failure or even simply disarray in Africa is just ludicrous. From slavery to minerals to oil, resource extraction at the expense of local people has been a main cause of state failure for well over a hundred years. It's hardly the only cause, but it's clearly an important one.

  44. Re:Frisians by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

    Well, my knowledge of history is not that detailed.

    But I know a nice historical text, where somebody in the early medieval Netherlands did not like Vikings, also because "they combed their hair every day!". Nowadays, people are discriminated because of the cloth covering their head. Nothing's changed really....

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  45. Where did this idea originate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    In a land far away, some sleazy corporate lobbyist slithers up to a sleazy corrupt lawmaker, saying:

    'Look guv, you got this problem with all them dirty immigrants, right? 'n the Daily Hate is on your back. 'n you've got an election loomin'. Well, mate, it's your lucky day. My company has got this infallible way of identifying where all these creepy immigrants come from. Once that's done yer can ship 'em back from where they comes from, like. We'll sort this problem for yer. Mind you, it's expensive, know what I mean! It'll cost yer, but yer can pass in on to the suckers who pays yer wages. Sweet ain't it. Life sure is sweet on the right side of the fence (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) Know wot I mean, guv!?

  46. Easier and cost effective alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just rubber stamp denied on all applications without even reading them.

  47. keep letting the muslims in and by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    since muslims tends to import their culture and religion and not assimilate in to your society and eventually Great Britain will look like the middle east...

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    1. Re:keep letting the muslims in and by cpghost · · Score: 1

      Isn't it the fate of every (former) empire that it naturally attracts people from territories it occupied and heavily influenced earlier? That's just History repeating itself.

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      cpghost at Cordula's Web.
  48. Horrifying, absolutely horrifying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes I wonder whether these measures are only proposed to serve as a reminder of the atrocities it is possible to commit with modern technology.

    I hope this never ever sees the light of day, nor anything like it. It's clear discrimination based on ethnicity and exactly the sort of thing that the UK's incredibly diverse multicultural society should rebuke.

  49. Spoofing isotopic test is quite possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I presume the idea of the isotopic tests is to get some idea of where in the world the person has been lately, because different parts of the world have different isotopic compositions of materials such as water (e.g., oxygen isotope concentrations). The problem with this is: if you wanted to be thorough, you could spend a few months or a year eating and drinking only imported water and food -- expensive but possible. And depending on diet there are going to be enormous variations anyway (e.g., if your diet were primarily fish and other seafood versus land plants and animals). Isotopic tests are useful for all sorts of things, but figuring out which side of an arbitrary national border you were on is ridiculous.

    Spoofing the DNA test wouldn't be practical (despite Gattica), but as the article emphasizes, it's kind of a moot point, because DNA doesn't yield nationality anyway. People move.

  50. All right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Free DNA test! Not that I wanted to live in Ocea... I mean UK, but learning more about your ancestors sounds like fun.

  51. Craniometry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget to measure the skull too.

  52. God, they're so fucking IGNORANT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This effectively amounts to "all those darkies look the same" writ large. I mean, honestly, Kenyans and Somalis generally don't even look alike, let alone share much in terms of culture or language. Wouldn't they be better off putting their effort into improving their interview techniques?

    And all this is without even getting into the utter futility of trying to tell somebody's heritage from their DNA. The thing that instantly strikes anybody that looks into this even a tiny bit is that we're all mongrels and the whole notion of race is actually completely absurd. These idiots seem to think that because these people are from a place they don't really know anything about, they must be a nice coherent ethnic identity that will stand out like a sore thumb under analysis.

    It's just stunningly ignorant.

  53. obligatory Wachowski bros' movie quote? by justcallmejay · · Score: 1

    So many running through my head, can't seem to narrow one down...

  54. Agreed sir by coder111 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know that Nazism did horrible things in the past and that (in theory) people of all races and nations are equal, but being always politically correct and not even trying to discuss issues like that makes them even worse.

    I don't care about other people's nation or the colour of their skin. I do care about the culture they bring with them. And I do think that culture in Europe should remain predominantly European. This means either assimilating other cultures (people representing them living in Europe), or limiting amount of other cultures (people representing them) we import, or both.

    I don't condone 1984-ish measures like described in this story, but I do think there should be limits to immigration, and I think toleration can go too far.

    --Coder

    1. Re:Agreed sir by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      And I do think that culture in Europe should remain predominantly European. This means either assimilating other cultures (people representing them living in Europe), or limiting amount of other cultures (people representing them) we import, or both.

      This is a ridiculous tautology, based on the premise that cultures never change.

      Do you think Europe should give up their Middle Eastern religion ( Christianity )?

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      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
      -- Pablo Picasso
    2. Re:Agreed sir by coder111 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Ok, I know cultures change. However, that doesn't mean that every change is good or desirable. I don't really like the trends I see in Europe currently. Others might have a different opinion.

      Hell, I don't even like a lot of what I consider current European culture. Rampant selfishness and materialism and acceptance of corporate rule, risk-averse nanny-states, etc. I still don't think importing world-views from 3rd world countries would help at all.

      I don't know or suggest any solutions. This is a difficult issue. Maybe we should restrict immigration from outside EU. Maybe we should restrict immigration from other EU countries as well. Maybe immigration doesn't really make much difference and we should allow more immigration. There are even some people who think culture should be ENGINEERED using scientific methods (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beyond_Freedom_and_Dignity).

      I just say that questioning immigration and dilution of local culture brought by immigration is a concern and a valid topic for discussion. And people bringing it up shouldn't be written off as Nazis or racists or whatever.

      --Coder

    3. Re:Agreed sir by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      I just say that questioning immigration and dilution of local culture brought by immigration is a concern and a valid topic for discussion. And people bringing it up shouldn't be written off as Nazis or racists or whatever.

      I agree with you about discussions of culture and I don't think you're a Nazi or racist ( at least from what you've said so far ;) I think where people get hung up is the terms you use. Like "European culture" when 1. there It seems what you are saying is you want more good stuff, and less bad stuff. I think what raises people's alarm systems is presentation of the idea that the "native" culture is composed of only the good stuff, which must be kept ( an idea which you rightfully disagree with anyway ), and that the outsiders are bringing in "bad" stuff and must be resisted. This kind of "identity of identity" language ( "Keep Europe more European" ) is what's used by white supremacists-- which is not saying you are one, or agree with those ideas, but your using the same language as those types. Which is why people react to those kinds of statements. "Where's he going with this?" one wonders. I did wonder, until you replied.

      Obviously we don't want things like beheadings, honor killings, or female circumcisions happening in Europe, or anywhere else for that matter. But there has been a positive influence of cultures from all over the world into Europe ( and vice-versa ), along with a lot of bad things. So I don't think it's migration or cultural influences that create the good or bad in human kind. It's found all over the world. I think it's built into who we are as a species ;)

      I don't know how this got modded flamebait.

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  55. DNA cannot tell race by minstrelmike · · Score: 0

    The problem with using dna to determine tribal or racial characteristics is the statistics. The differences between dna of members WITHIN a race or culture are far larger than the difference in the average dna of two members of different races or tibes.

    The impossibility of using dna as a determinant has nothing to do with biology and everything to do with statistics.

  56. Gattaca by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually this feels more like Gattaca

  57. Applied "Blade Runner" Technology? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    When one ponders about the foundation of using DNA for anything, very, very few times will immigration be a believable application. But what can DNA normally be used for? For me, the first thing is Law Enforcement. Now if I look at DNA and immigration, and combine this with a growing acceptance of Interpol Criminal Data Basing, the logic becomes straightforward. Law Enforcement feels compelled to now get DNA, along with a Photo, and a Name. I think I will consider investing in the La-z-Boy Corporation. Because when Law Enforcement thinks they can solve crime by sitting in a comfortable chair, more, usually worse, crime occurs.

  58. History all over again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I smell some 'Enlightenment' philosophy here.

    The coincidence of this, concerning the fact that my history minor is discussing this very thing at the moment, is just not funny anymore.

  59. Re:excuse me... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Actually, you assume that is true. There may be other evidence that comes along the way and destroys that. One of the issues with anthropology is that new evidence (mostly via Archaeology and new sciences such as DNA) comes along that shifts assumptions. For example, it was assumed for nearly 100 years that dinosaurs were cold blooded and only in very recent times is it being thought that they were warmblooded. It is quite possible that we will think in another 30 years that man originated in Asia because of new fossils found in say China, and then we figure that all men descended from that area.

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  60. Better idea: check the passport by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Last time I checked, a properly-authenticated, non-forged passport tells you everything you need to know about a person's nationality.

    Genes tell you absolutely nothing about a person's nationality.

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    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
  61. If this article would be sent back in time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Hitler would jerk off on it.

  62. Re:excuse me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dunno, I've seen a few neanderthals walking around.

  63. Only 30%? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In France, it's 80% of police data that is wrong! Maybe you should be impressed by such a "low" error rate...

  64. Re:A pile of eurotrash by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    Well, you claim to wear no pants...

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  65. WTF by moxley · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What the fuck is going on over there?

    Seriously, cameras in people's homes to make sure their kids are being "properly parented;" testing DNA at the border to determine ethnicity (and who knows what else, because what does race have to do with nationality these days)... Branding children as future criminals at age 5 based on hyperactive or normal anti-social kid behavior....and there's more that I can't even remember now.

    England is becoming some nightmare 1984/Gattaca mashup...Brave New World indeed.

    1. Re:WTF by Shimbo · · Score: 1

      Seriously, cameras in people's homes to make sure their kids are being "properly parented

      Was an absurd made-up story, and hopefully always will remain so, no matter how many times it gets repeated.

  66. Wow by flameproof · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's a pretty remarkable DNA test that can tell someone's political affiliation (because, let's face it, that's what they're actually checking for - guilt by racial association). I'll bet within 6 months or so they'll even be able to tell what religion one subscribes to! In a couple of years, what ice cream flavor you prefer and (gasp!) your actual sexual orientation!!! I feel so much safer now!

    What won't surprise me is if some Giant Old Man In The Sky just waves his pinky finger at this planet and demolishes it wholesale in complete frustration. Couldn't blame Him at all for that...

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  67. Hey, Free Energy! by IonOtter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. Dig up George Orwell from his grave.

    2. Hook him up to a generator.

    3. Watch him spin! (Wheeee!)

    4. Profit!

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    1. Re:Hey, Free Energy! by Arimus · · Score: 1

      Doubt he'll spin - more likely just to say told you so.

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  68. citizen # 45685145 by PPalmgren · · Score: 1

    The summary deeply disturbs me. Their definition of "Horrifying" in this situation is due to confusion about who is doing DNA and isotope analyses and that the agency has not cited any scientific papers that validate it. It is HORRIFYING that they would do something like this at all! It doesnt matter who is doing it and what validates it, the fact that they are doing it AT ALL, even if they have scientific validation, is WRONG.

  69. Define Europe by fantomas · · Score: 1

    I'm really interested to hear your definition of "Europe". I think you'll struggle to find a definition everybody can agree with. Tell me what the boundaries or Europe are.

    Accept that boundaries are always changing.

    I grew up in the UK, when I was a kid people talked about "going to Europe for their holidays". A number of people in the UK do not consider themselves to be European. That's a good starting point if you want to discuss "what are the boundaries of Europe".

    1. Re:Define Europe by coder111 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are fairly well defined geographical boundaries. I don't think anyone would argue that Africa belongs to Europe.

      However, I'm mostly talking about culture here. I am aware the subject matter is fuzzy and changing. However I don't think things like sharia law or non-secular society will ever be acceptable anywhere in Europe. There are certain values that must be preserved- like freedom of speech, secularism, democracy, free-thinking, individualism, value of life.

      Your argument that borders are fuzzy and changing is something like arguing that a gradient image with black on top and white in the bottom is all the same colour. It isn't, it's white on the top, and black on the bottom and gray in the middle. There is no well defined border, but that doesn't mean that white and black are same colours.

      --Coder

    2. Re:Define Europe by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      There are fairly well defined geographical boundaries.

      They're fairly arbitrary as far as culture goes. You won't find a wall of culture where one culture stops and another one starts.

      I don't think anyone would argue that Africa belongs to Europe.

      Does the mediterranean belong to Europe? Rome has had much more influence from the middle east and Africa -- itself being a Mediterranean city -- than, say, Scandinavia has had on it. Why, Vatican city is the head of a religion that originated in the middle east!

      So if you look at it, yeah, all the cities on the North coast of Africa have much more connection with Southern Europe than they do Southern Africa.

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      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
      -- Pablo Picasso
  70. Ancestry has nothing to do with nationality. by FellowConspirator · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Even if you made the ludicrous assumption that they could consistently and accurately get meaningful results from the test (I wouldn't have that much faith in a government lab associated with the immigration office), there's the fundamental logical problem: your genes (physical composition) haven't much relation to your nationality.

    A lot of American citizens came from somewhere else. Israel will accept anyone that can properly document their jewishness (honestly, I have no idea what their criteria are) as a citizen.

    UK immigration rules are based on nationality, which is a mutable trait (I can change it, at will, with a certain amount of effort). Isotopic measures probably relate more to occupation than "origin", and your genetic history is an independent variable. My kids have dual nationalities, and if my wife and I adopted a child from abroad, it could have 3 or more. How would the genetic test effectively identify the provenance (in legal terms) of the child. A US citizen could easily be genetically tied to any country on the planet and be no less a US citizen than someone in Chicago.

  71. Re:excuse me... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    100% of the people in the WORLD are of African descent.

  72. Aliens not needed! by redstar427 · · Score: 1

    DNA samples?? What's next? Anal probing?!?
    Who needs aliens from outer space, when the government is on its way to doing this to humans?

    How do I get off this rock?

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    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein
    1. Re:Aliens not needed! by proslack · · Score: 1

      Anal probing would probably keep out more immigrants than DNA/stable isotope testing.

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  73. FSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DNA tests in the UK are performed by a private company (Forensic Science Service)..... I dont think its hard to see where this really came from.

  74. Re:Pencil Test? [Revised Link] by Cassini2 · · Score: 1

    If they are going to go down that root surely the Pencil Test is faster and cheaper? [broken link]

    I think you might be searching for this Pencil Test.

    The scary thing is the Pencil Test might actually be more reliable than a DNA test to determine a person's nationality. Once you get into these poorly correlated correlational variables problems, the results can be very difficult to anticipate and are never reliable, except in small-size sample tests.

  75. Who wants to be an immigrant? by MrSenile · · Score: 1

    Next on the plans is what I remember from an online game my wife played.

    In this game, was a gameshow called 'Who wants to be an immigrant?'.

    It entailed that the person(s) who wanted to become legal immigrants, would run a death course (read Running Man like) and if they survived to get to the land, they could become a legal immigrant.

    And this was of course aired on live TV.

    How soon you think before the UK go this route?

  76. In a way by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't mind if I dropped dead today, as the future is gonna suck. Everywhere. I used to really enjoy reading about the advancements of science and technology, but now today's geek playtoy is tomorrow's tool of oppression. Truly sad to realize that all Western governments where merely waiting for the costs to drop and the effectivness to go up before perverting all these amazing technologies and scientific breakthroughs to impose a police state in all facets but name.

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  78. The Irony ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is that probably the only pure native British are the Welsh and the Cornish - jeez, just sink the country now.

  79. What cute, a BNP racist. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    "At this point, someone will cry, "racism"."

    Well, yes, because you are one.

    As long as you group together thousands or millions of people in a homogeneous group, assigning the same behaviours to all of them for the simple fact that they share some ancestry, nationality or physical characteristics, then the only definition you deserve is that of racist.

    Each person who needs or desires to migrate should be judged on his own, personal circumstances. Anything less than that is lazy racism, of which you are clearly guilty as you were fearing.

    Given your fascist enthusiasm for the deportation of people en mass, I am sure you will agree that the large ghettos of British people that live in France and Spain, who refuse to assimilate into French or Spanish society, should also be deported, since they are so many that are wrecking their host societies, in accordance to your own shameful theories.

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  81. Re:Washington D.C. Topped the Statistics in Case o by phorm · · Score: 1

    Yep, doing fine. Gobama!

    Um, yeah, because I'm sure that prior to Obama there were no infectees in Washington. They all moved there or started having promiscuous AIDS sex in the last year or so...

  82. Immigrants don't want to be supported. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is the UK government, scared shitless by the right wing press, who refuse permission to work to people that are requesting to stay in the UK.

    Asylum seekers have said in many instances that they would be happy to earn their own sustenance while their case is reviewed and adjudicated. If they are a burden (minimally small one btw) it is not a situation of their choosing.

    Don't blame economic migrants and asylum seekers for the ineptitude of the UK authorities, the UK should have a fair and expedite system to deal with asylum claimants and a clear program to deal with illegal immigrants (which BTW are not the same group of people, the UK has international legal obligations regarding asylum seekers, it is irrelevant if asylum seekers don't apply for asylum in other countries through which their transit, if the UK was more engaged with the EU then perhaps an EU wide agreement about sharing the burden of receiving asylum seekers could be agreed, but again, it is not the fault of migrants if the UK can't make up their bloody mind regarding the relationship with the rest of Europe).

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
    1. Re:Immigrants don't want to be supported. by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      AFAIK international law says people may claim asylum when fleeing unreasonable persecution in the first neutral country they enter.

      These people are not fleeing France. So why on earth are these people trying to get from France to the UK when they could claim asylum there or any of the very many other countries they pass though?

      The answer appears to be because the UK treats these people better than any other country they could go to.

  83. Re:excuse me... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

    Knowledge can change - no shit. We all know that. Doesn't change that by current knowledge, everyone is of African descent.

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  84. Can someone shut UK down already ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

    and call everything off there, so we can be done with this pile of crap ? thank you.

  85. White Australia Policy by NoobixCube · · Score: 1

    This seems to me to be like the old White Australia Policy of the 50s only worse. Instead of scaremongering about "yellow hordes" like our politicians did, the English ones are calmly portraying this as purely scientific. Australia is often criticised for our treatment of asylum seekers, and rightly so - if I had my way, the detention centers would have a strict time limit on them. Can't establish credentials in three years, off you go; don't care where. Currently, people are kept there for five or ten years, there are people dieing of old age in the centers. If we were to ever suggest such a scheme as DNA testing all would-be asylum seekers, I imagine the UN would have a few choice words for us. Among those would be "human rights violation".

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  86. this is why pc is bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look, if Britain would stop being pansy's and own up; drop the pc crap this wouldn't even be necessary. Once again give government a little science and they'll make a mockery of humanity with it.

  87. Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The UK is already on my "wouldn't travel there on principle" list. This just puts it up a few notches.

  88. Re:excuse me... by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

    Actually, you assume that is true. There may be other evidence that comes along the way and destroys that. One of the issues with anthropology is that new evidence (mostly via Archaeology and new sciences such as DNA) comes along that shifts assumptions. For example, it was assumed for nearly 100 years that dinosaurs were cold blooded and only in very recent times is it being thought that they were warmblooded. It is quite possible that we will think in another 30 years that man originated in Asia because of new fossils found in say China, and then we figure that all men descended from that area.

    If you'd take the time to find out why we say man came out of Africa, you'd know that it's not really something that's up for debate. (Hint: first ask what we mean by 'man')

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  89. ... the hell? by Nekomusume · · Score: 1

    DNA doesn't work that way. You can't use DNA to determine the nationality. Of anyone. Ever. If you're really lucky you might be able to determine the aproximate part of the planet somebody's ancestors came from, but even at that it would be incredibly unreliable, what with all the intermarriage and stuff.

    It's like they just threw out most of the last 50 years of biology and decided to go with some crazy 1940's eugenics-esque pseudo-science.

    The only viable use for DNA like this is as a sort of super-fingerprint. And fingerprinting people at the border is already controversial, never mind absconding with parts of their bodies.

  90. Re:excuse me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, it is not even remotely possible that large areas of Asia will ever turn up something that contradicts the evolution pattern that anthropologist CURRENTLY think. Yes, it is a KNOWN deal that all that will ever be known about this is 100% found out.

  91. Re:excuse me... by mjwx · · Score: 1

    Knowledge can change - no shit. We all know that. Doesn't change that by current knowledge, everyone is of African descent.

    No, human life is theorised to have originated from Africa, that does not equal all humans are of African decent. What it does mean is that all evidence indicates that human life began in Africa. Evidence can change this so it cannot be considered or touted as an absolute truth.

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  92. Re:excuse me... by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it is not even remotely possible that large areas of Asia will ever turn up something that contradicts the evolution pattern that anthropologist CURRENTLY think. Yes, it is a KNOWN deal that all that will ever be known about this is 100% found out.

    Check your local university website for a Anthropology of Human Evolution(or similar) class syllabus, and then hit the library for the text they're using. It's probably covered in the first few chapters. There's a logic behind the 'out of africa' thinking that goes beyond finding a few bones.

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  93. reyesje1 by JArey26 · · Score: 1

    I dont see how this would even be effective. What about those people that come from multiracial countries ex. U.S. I mean at least for me Im only "American" by birth if they were to apply the same method here, then I would be deported since my DNA is Mexican and so would many others. So what happen if a multinational citizen gets checked? There have been numerous attempts in the past with tests such as language or physical looks. If they looked different they were deported or incarcerated even if they were legal citizens. Remember the Japanese round ups and the massive Mexican deportations through the Operation Wetback, how many U.S. Citizens were affected?? I believe that this is just the same thing different name, and just like those programs backfired this will also

  94. At last by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well if it goes ahead we got a chance of finally regaining control of our borders althou i believe they should be SHUT tight for the next 60 years ,

  95. yup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can have unlimited immigration, or you can can unlimited welfare, but you can't have unlimited immigration AND unlimited welfare.

  96. Sorry, please ignore by wazza · · Score: 1

    Ugh, ugh, ugh... please disregard my post. Sorry, Golddess!

    It's *my* brain that's turned off this morning :(