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DHS Wants To Hire 1,000 Cybersecurity Experts

Cyrus writes "DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano plans to hire 1,000 security experts over the next three years. 'Department officials could not say precisely how many cyberexperts now work at DHS and its various component agencies such as the Secret Service and Immigration and Customs Enforcement. Napolitano said she doubts it will be necessary to fill all 1,000 of the authorized positions, but she is focused on making DHS a "world-class cyberorganization."'" Cringely points out, "There aren't one thousand civilian cybersecurity experts in the entire friggin' world!!!!," except he uses all caps and bold.

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  1. Well, I've already had my DHS background check... by bennomatic · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...may as well throw my hat in the ring.

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  2. Equivalent of the TSA... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Cringely points out, "There aren't one thousand civilian cybersecurity experts in the entire friggin' world!!!!,"

    No matter. These guys will be the "cybersecurity" equivalent of the TSA goons at the airport, probably with a management culture even worse than those poor slobs have to live with.

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    1. Re:Equivalent of the TSA... by Deltaspectre · · Score: 1

      Sir, please take your USB keys out while we scan your network.

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    2. Re:Equivalent of the TSA... by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or they could become overpaid IT techs who can't design an open access website to comply with government accessibility standards. How about 7 million to "install a firewall" from Norton or AVG or something?

    3. Re:Equivalent of the TSA... by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sir, please take your USB keys out while we scan your network.

      If they use old-school terminology, it could sound really odd to onlookers:

      "Sir, please take your dongle out while we sniff your nodes."
           

    4. Re:Equivalent of the TSA... by MrNaz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sir, please take your floppy out while we unzip your tarballs.

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    5. Re:Equivalent of the TSA... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, there is a stripped /usr/bin/man on his hard drive, and it he's not even several years old!

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    6. Re:Equivalent of the TSA... by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 3, Funny

      Cringely points out, "There aren't one thousand civilian cybersecurity experts in the entire friggin' world!!!!,"

      No matter. These guys will be the "cybersecurity" equivalent of the TSA goons at the airport, probably with a management culture even worse than those poor slobs have to live with.

      I'm sure DeVry and U.o.Phoenix will be glad to pump out several thousand associate degrees in Cybersecurity Expertry or something in the next three years for them to sort through. That way DHS can say they interviewed thousands of candidates and only took "the best."

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    7. Re:Equivalent of the TSA... by vegiVamp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly. They'll be paying (relative) peanuts, so they'll get the not-quite brand of expert, while the brunt of the real threat they're up against consists of a) the real experts they couldn't pay enough to hire, and b) the smart kids who've nothing better to do all day than figure out how shit works.

      Their experts will be very effective, however, against the rather common type of attacker that you can block with the kind of network protection that anyone with half a brain already has. Their effectivity numbers will reflect the number of attacks repelled, and thus they'll be commended for their excellent work.

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    8. Re:Equivalent of the TSA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh?
      Okay, that's fine with me, my entire set of files are on USB sticks.
      Woowoo for USB Hub RAID

    9. Re:Equivalent of the TSA... by Bootarn · · Score: 1

      This makes me wish I had mod points :)

    10. Re:Equivalent of the TSA... by memnock · · Score: 2, Informative

      AVUE.com, which lists USDA Forest Service jobs, recently informed applicants that from now on SPOUSES of veterans, not just veterans, will receive preference for filling positions. This preference excludes qualification. In other words, you just have to be married to a vet and you can have the govt. job of your choice.

      Before someone says that I'm trying to say the wife of Pfc. John Doe can ask for the EPA director's job, I think there is some limit, especially for executive position (but maybe not), but low level positions, e.g. GS-5 or GS-7 are affected. I've heard of two people with Master's degrees getting turned down because of people without degrees or other qualifying experience getting a veteran preference. The vet preference trumps other qualifications hands down. So, don't be surprised at what kind of "experts" fill those positions.

      There has to be another way to show appreciation to veterans.

    11. Re:Equivalent of the TSA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yup. Sorry to say, but 91k isn't going to attrack the best and the brightest of anything. This isn't much different than other government. And they wonder why commercial people (non-government amployees) outsmart them daily. BTW, this is the same problem with the USPTO.

    12. Re:Equivalent of the TSA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /usr/was/woman?

    13. Re:Equivalent of the TSA... by roguetrick · · Score: 1

      Conscription would do the trick. It ain't just showing appreciation to veterans, but also making sure new blood volunteers.

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    14. Re:Equivalent of the TSA... by Evisscerator · · Score: 1

      Isn't the definition of an "Expert" something like fecal matter? We have enough fecal matter flowing from with the government and from the private sector that we really don't need anymore. There aren't enough toilets to flush them all in. Besides, could be giving IT a bad name and connotations like that of lawyers needing to take a trip on the big red boat and it suddenly comes into port without any of them on it.

    15. Re:Equivalent of the TSA... by memnock · · Score: 1

      i don't understand. if the govt. makes people join the army, there will be more veterans, assuming the new blood gets shipped off to Afghanistan or Iraq or wherever our new corporate master decides to send the armed forces. then when non-military govt jobs open up, assuming the deployed people survive to make to being a veteran, there will be more people with veteran preference, the vets plus their spouses.

      since i was trying to make the point that people who aren't qualified are getting preferential treatment, i don't know how expanding the pool of people in this category makes it easier for qualified people to get into specialized positions in govt. agencies and departments.

    16. Re:Equivalent of the TSA... by DrVomact · · Score: 1

      There has to be another way to show appreciation to veterans.

      Sure, but all the other ways would cost money.

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    17. Re:Equivalent of the TSA... by memnock · · Score: 1

      the way i described costs money too. hiring someone unskilled, let alone inept, means having to go back and do the job over and also fixing whatever mistakes they made. in the case of forests, cutting down half of a forest for timber operations that weren't intended to be harvested at the time, you can't really just put the trees back and wait for them to be ready in x years.

      or if it's an endangered species, capturing some breeders has led to the demise of at least a bird species or two. someone trained in population demographics or to even recognize differences in gender of species is less likely to make a mistake. i know, i know, not exactly a financial cost there.

    18. Re:Equivalent of the TSA... by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      You presume that a veteran that gets preferential treatment is not qualified. Rather it could be used to pick between a non-vet and a vet, or in this case, a veteran's spouse.

      Hrmmm, take me out of country for a few years, let me get shot at, and then spot me a few extra points on a govt job qualification scale? It doesn't sound that out-of-whack to me. Also, the people that have previous experience in the military are more likely to adapt well to a govt job as the bureaucracies are related. Think of it as a pre-screening measure.

      As a vet, I'm not working for the govt cuz the pay sux.

    19. Re:Equivalent of the TSA... by memnock · · Score: 1

      in the case of a qualified veteran, great. but i wrote that vet status trumps qualification. in other words, just being a vet or vet's spouse automatically means that person receives the job. one manager canceled a position because he was being forced to hire a vet with no job-related skills in place of people with graduate degrees related to the position.

  3. Nobody's going to work for a government salary.. by HerculesMO · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When they can make over 6 figures easily, with private company perks and bonuses working outside the government.

    If the DHS wants qualified people, they need to pay a competitive salary. Of course, u

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  4. Cool - how do I become a security expert? by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is there a major I can take in college?

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    1. Re:Cool - how do I become a security expert? by RagingFuryBlack · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yep. Penn State University offers a degree in Security and Risk Analysis with a specification in Cyber-security. http://ist.psu.edu/prospectivestudents/undergraduate/sra/

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    2. Re:Cool - how do I become a security expert? by arthurpaliden · · Score: 4, Funny

      Take your general BA and add an Introduction to Windows course.

    3. Re:Cool - how do I become a security expert? by dontmakemethink · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Is there a major I can take in college?

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    4. Re:Cool - how do I become a security expert? by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      Is there a major I can take in college?

      Yes, but you'll need to find a military college program. When you get there and choose your major, try to make it quick and deadly. Majors are scary when they've just been half-clubbed with a 2x4.

    5. Re:Cool - how do I become a security expert? by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 1

      Iowa State University offers a Masters degree in Information Assurance. Some of their offered classes are: Information Warfare, Cryptography and Forensics.

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    6. Re:Cool - how do I become a security expert? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Good stuff. Let me add in something else, because this will be bonus points. Work in law enforcement for 2-5 years, while doing that. Get your undergrad in Security and Risk Analysis with a spec in cyber-security.

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    7. Re:Cool - how do I become a security expert? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. Penn State University offers a degree in Security and Risk Analysis with a specification in Cyber-security.

      http://ist.psu.edu/prospectivestudents/undergraduate/sra/

      Florida State University also offers a masters program in Information Security: http://www.cs.fsu.edu/current/grad/GradStudies/cs_ms.html

      I'll be starting my junior year in computer science next year at FSU and I'm (hopefully) going to go into the InfoSec program. Also take a look at the IASP (DoD Information Assurance Scholarship Program). Personally I'm very divided on the idea of working for the government. Seeing as I have family in the middle east (missionaries), something as trivial as that may be enough for me to be denied a clearance...

    8. Re:Cool - how do I become a security expert? by Latu190 · · Score: 1

      Commodore, here is what you are looking for: http://www.nsa.gov/ia/academic_outreach/nat_cae/institutions.shtml and google: information assurance scholarship program. Purdue, Carnegie Mellon, James Madison, George Mason are just some of the Universities that have a very strong IA/CND/CNA program... Telecommunication Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Computer Science, and Computer Engineering provide a solid B.S. for this field but please note, that most of these classes will be dominated by our foreign friends. As a worker bee in this field, we need folks that have time in a seat looking at packets, writing custom protocol filters-IDS/IPS, using correlation tools such as ArcSite or MARS (etc!), performing flow analysis, writing extended ACL's, and staying on top of the open source tool (e.g., Bro, Argus) etc.... CISSP's are nice, especially the one's that put it in their email... Our CyberCorp's does not need to consist of more policy "accreditation" and "managerial Information Assurance" types, but REAL engineers that understand packet analysis and have a diverse background on all critical monitoring stacks. Even with these degree's, it takes time to understand the network and the tools of the network you are working on. There are very few large networks that these CYBER CORP engineers will be able to grow and establish their skill sets on (another big picture problem), as when the annual budgets come down to the folks that actually do the monitoring, the same security and network monitoring that is supposed to be the backbone of the network, is falling apart at the seems.

    9. Re:Cool - how do I become a security expert? by jeisner · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Is there a major I can take in college?

      Johns Hopkins University, near Washington, DC, offers a master's degree in Security Informatics. This is through their Information Security Institute, which was founded several years ago and includes several well-known CS faculty.

      The curriculum includes many technological courses (theoretical and applied crypto, network design, network protocols, red-teaming, etc.), but also some public policy courses. I'm guessing that their graduates will be prime candidates for these jobs.

      Of course, major in CS first.

    10. Re:Cool - how do I become a security expert? by n1ckml007 · · Score: 1
    11. Re:Cool - how do I become a security expert? by Peter+Mork · · Score: 1

      Purdue has one of the biggest programs: CERIAS, the Center for Education and Research in Information Assurance and Security.

    12. Re:Cool - how do I become a security expert? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Colonels are even worse.

    13. Re:Cool - how do I become a security expert? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>Fixed your sig for you

      Too bad you didn't get it right. Song downloads = 0.5% lost sales, because every 200 songs downloaded only results in the loss of one song sale.

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    14. Re:Cool - how do I become a security expert? by DrVomact · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you kind of missed the joke, didn't you?

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  5. Re:Well, I've already had my DHS background check. by oldspewey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you have a good shot at faking your way through being a cybersecurity "expert", seems to me this would be a pretty sweet gig. Few things are more entertaining than being paid big bucks to be part of a giant clusterfuck as it unfolds.

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  6. Does this qualify? by Charles+Dodgeson · · Score: 1

    Would knowing that there aren't a thousand experts out there make me an expert?

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    1. Re:Does this qualify? by dontmakemethink · · Score: 2, Funny

      Would knowing that there aren't a thousand experts out there make me an expert?

      In my expert opinion, no.

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    2. Re:Does this qualify? by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      No, but it does make you way too smart to be a gubment exec.

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    3. Re:Does this qualify? by narcberry · · Score: 1

      I dunno, gubment execs are the ones smart enough to think we need DHS as if we didn't have the NSA, CIA or the US Marshals.

      Redundant agencies make our lives more secure. They have no risk of creating additional vulnerabilities in the tiny bureaucracy that is our gubment.

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  7. And also 1000 other Field medal mathematicians by arnhem · · Score: 1

    Yes, when a home land is equipped with 1000 security experts and 1000 other mathematics experts, that's the ultimate security and we can all sleep well.

    1. Re:And also 1000 other Field medal mathematicians by similar_name · · Score: 1

      Yes, when a home land is equipped with 1000 security experts and 1000 other mathematics experts, that's the ultimate security and we can all sleep well.

      They can protect the homeland for 1000 years.

    2. Re:And also 1000 other Field medal mathematicians by DrVomact · · Score: 1

      They can protect the homeland for 1000 years.

      Ja, ze Vater...I mean Homeland vill endure for a tousand years!

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  8. The American Way by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    "...she is focused on making DHS a "world-class cyberorganization."'"

    Because heaven forbid a US federal government agency should be satisfied with being only US class. After all, we have a world to protect from itself.

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    1. Re:The American Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when did the US have class?

    2. Re:The American Way by mellon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's kind of a bogus observation. If you aren't world-class, then you are at the mercy of those who are. "World-class" doesn't mean "better than anyone else in the world." It just means "good enough to hold your own with the best in the world." Really, everybody needs world-class people. The pity is that not everyone can afford them.

    3. Re:The American Way by DrVomact · · Score: 1

      That's kind of a bogus observation. If you aren't world-class, then you are at the mercy of those who are. "World-class" doesn't mean "better than anyone else in the world." It just means "good enough to hold your own with the best in the world." Really, everybody needs world-class people. The pity is that not everyone can afford them.

      Actually, "world class" doesn't mean diddly—it's just filler for the mission statement they had to write, like all that other corporate nonsense (e.g. "best of breed" "forward-looking planning", "agile organization", etc. etc. etc.

      I think your buzzword detector needs a fresh battery.

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  9. tipp the scale a little down by kubitus · · Score: 1
    I know of a "freakin" security expert who discovered that one can make SQL exploits on Web-sites.

    Of course after the web-site of the organisation was attacked.

    And he then joined the ranks of NATO headquarters in Brussels

    as a security expert.

    level enough?

    of course a US citizen

  10. Doesn't matter if they hire 10,000... by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...as long as they can't hire Bruce.

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  11. Cringely points out... by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ..."There aren't one thousand civilian cybersecurity experts in the entire friggin' world!!!!,"

    And he would certainly know, wouldn't he? World-reknowned expert that he is. On everything.

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    1. Re:Cringely points out... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      If they cannot find 1,000 US experts, they simply outsource to Pakistan. You can find a lot of techies there.

    2. Re:Cringely points out... by fwr · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I would have to agree. Having obtained my CCIE Security this year (no I wasn't the one that passed the new 3.0 blueprint), and having a CISSP for a few years, I can say from my experience that there are likely well over 1000 experts in the country. Heck, we have quite a few experts in the company I work for now, and no it's not Cisco. In fact, Cisco calls us in to fix problems they can't from time to time. I doubt that any of them would want to work directly for the government though; I certainly would not. Consulting work for the government, sure, but not a government employee. His point seems to be that he doesn't know that many security experts, so they must not be out there. From his article, it appears that he knows a few subject matter experts, but he points out himself that they are not all-around experts. To quote "I was an expert in AV, IDS, and other areas. But I was not the all knowing security guru." That's two listed technologies and one all-encompassing "other" category. And apparently this expert "was," no longer "is." Now, I'm not calling them out, and I'm not going to compare resumes in a public forum. I'm just saying, when his own experts say they were an expert, maybe he's not talking to the right experts...

    3. Re:Cringely points out... by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      And he would certainly know, wouldn't he? World-reknowned expert that he is. On everything.

      Cringely's more than a bit impressed with himself, and definitely has an opinion on every subject. He also puts some thought into what he says. When he's wrong (frequently) it's always for interesting reasons.

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    4. Re:Cringely points out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Based on your post, you're a Contractor, which is who Government hires when actual work needs to get done.

    5. Re:Cringely points out... by Xugumad · · Score: 1

      Some of the quotes are awesome, if you start reading the article in depth...

      "So I polled six old friends who ARE cybersecurity experts and they kinda-sorta agreed with me." - so, they didn't agree, is what you mean?

      "I'm pretty sure they don't know each other." - So we're talking a group that is apparently terrible at knowing about each other, to estimate how many there are?

      "I was an expert in AV, IDS, and other areas. But I was not the all knowing security guru." - So, the press release says "security expert" and Cringely decides to interpret this as "omniscient about computer security". Governments tend not to announce specific areas where they feel their security is lacking, in press releases. They like vague terms like "security expert", which give the reassurance they're doing something, without exposing too much real information.

    6. Re:Cringely points out... by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 1

      This is the same Cringely that's an "expert" on the user interfaces of nuclear power plants, isn't it? Does he have some sort of credentials that might actually make him an expert in cyber security? Looking on his site....

      When it comes to information technology, Cringely knows what he is talking about. Thirty years in and around the PC business has earned him wisdom, if not wealth. It's not that he is so smart, but his friends are smart. The best and brightest in Silicon Valley talk to him all the time. It's Cringely's job to sift through their thoughts for valuable bits to share with you.

      So just like his venture into nuclear power expert-ness, his IT knowledge is at best second-hand.

      Thanks to the submitter for the links to an actual story, though. :)

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    7. Re:Cringely points out... by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      I can't help but wonder what constitutes an "interesting" reason to be wrong.

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    8. Re:Cringely points out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, just because someone has a CISSP and passed the CCIE Security doesn't mean that they're a security expert. You might be an expert but telling us which certifications you have isn't a good way of convince us.

    9. Re:Cringely points out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having obtained my CCIE Security this year

      Sorry, that means you're not an expert. Michal Zalewski is a security expert, if you think that label applies to you, show us your code and publications. Experts by definition do not need to take security courses!

      What's more, if you go waving your certificate around, that's an open invitation to someone much smarter than you to rise to the challenge.

      HTH

    10. Re:Cringely points out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It all goes back to how you define "expert" in this context. CCIE and CISSP are two completely different certifications with completely different scopes.

      The CCIE is a Cisco Certified Intenetwork Expert, and is someone who could be considered quite capable of managing and maintaining overall network security, with a strong focus on Cisco products. Even though it is a vendor-specific certification, it encompasses enough general information to make it quite useful even without Cisco hardware. The CCIE's I've encountered are all quite capable people and many could be considered experts in their own areas.

      The CISSP is a 40-thousand foot view of security, and hardly qualifies one as an "expert" except in the sense that that person could be a manager over other more technically qualified security people and the CISSP would have a clue about what is going on. Of all the CISSP's I've encountered, most of them were complete idiots who knew a great deal about terminology but did not understand the technical workings of what really was going on. The unfortunate thing is that these people try to be placed into more technical positions where they cause more harm than good. The CISSP is a great overview, but it is not a hands-on technical certification that the DHS folks really need.

      Unfortunately, as many others have stated, there is no one good hands-on certification that would meet that need. There are network security certifications, there are forensics certifications, there are malware certifications, there are "ethical hacker"/pentesting/network testing certifications... this is not a one-size-fits-all situation.

    11. Re:Cringely points out... by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      Well, Bob tends to make a lot of predictions, and when you make a lot of predictions a fair number will turn out to be just plain wrong. What's 'interesting' about these failures is the chain of reasoning he'll use to reach conclusions. I think the PBS site has a lot of his old articles archived, so it should be easy to browse the titles for ones where he's prognosticating.

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  12. How to be a linux expert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    type "sudo yes > /dev/sda"

    It will secure /dev/sda by making sure only root can say yes to system operations.

    1. Re:How to be a linux expert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FAIL: The redirect will not have any extra privileges.
      sudo sh -c "yes > /dev/sda"

    2. Re:How to be a linux expert by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      That's not a pipe its a file handle. It'll work just fine.

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    3. Re:How to be a linux expert by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      sudo yes > foo
      bash: foo: Permission denied

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  13. they should hire george bush. by h00manist · · Score: 0, Troll

    he's their kinda guy.

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    1. Re:they should hire george bush. by Tablizer · · Score: 0, Troll

      Indeed, he speaks in an extra-special secret code language that sounds like meandering drunken gibberish to regular people. Clever cover.

    2. Re:they should hire george bush. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't you hear, ever since he stopped having to bother with elections, he's lost the accent, the speech impediment, and the ranch... I think he may even be walking like the Connecticut aristocrat that he is.

  14. Re:Nobody's going to work for a government salary. by AnEducatedNegro · · Score: 3, Interesting

    GS-15 pays 6 figures. combined with federal Job For Live(TM) job security, retirement perks that will allow you to continue as a "consultant" making the same salary for 20 more years, and virtually unlimited teleworking... i think that is pretty good deal. I'll sign up

    aEN

  15. "World-class cyberorganization"? by maugle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Will you idiots please stop prefixing stuff with "cyber"? I know you're trying to make yourselves sound all cool and tech-savvy, but all you're really doing is sounding like someone from a bad 80s sci-fi movie.

    "Cyberorganization"? What the hell does that even mean? You use computers and computer networks? Computers and computer networks are your primary focus? Big goddamn deal! You don't see Microsoft or IBM or Cisco calling themselves "cybercorporations", do you?

    Look at me, I spend a lot of my time on the Internet! I'm a cyberperson!

    1. Re:"World-class cyberorganization"? by BountyX · · Score: 3, Funny

      You must be out of the loop. Cyberorganization means its a cluster fuck. Literally. It's a huge online cyber session at cluster.usa.gov irc channel #fuck. You should cyber with us, its a grand ole' time!

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    2. Re:"World-class cyberorganization"? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, if they didn't physically conduct most of their operations together, and instead did almost pure telecommuting, then yes, they'd qualify as "cybercorporations". It may be an imperfect term, but that does not necessarily make it useless (if used with some consistency).
         

    3. Re:"World-class cyberorganization"? by Like2Byte · · Score: 1

      Will you idiots please stop prefixing stuff with "cyber"? I know you're trying to make yourselves sound all cool and tech-savvy, but all you're really doing is sounding like someone from a bad 80s sci-fi movie.

      Is was 1995. Oh, come on! You liked it. :P

    4. Re:"World-class cyberorganization"? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Wait until you see a cybercyber! It's something that is steering, but in steering space!

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    5. Re:"World-class cyberorganization"? by dontmakemethink · · Score: 4, Funny

      Quit cybercomplaining you cyberbitch.

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    6. Re:"World-class cyberorganization"? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      So you would not use my new CyberCyber virtu@l e-SocialCloud Turbo iNetExplorer 2000 XFX GTX - Ultimate Web 2.0 Gold Edition?

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    7. Re:"World-class cyberorganization"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at me, I spend a lot of my time on the Internet! I'm a cyberperson!

      Cyberman!

    8. Re:"World-class cyberorganization"? by turing_m · · Score: 1

      If they are looking to recruit Cybermen for their cyberorganization, they had better talk to John Lumic.

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    9. Re:"World-class cyberorganization"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cyber-G-men.

    10. Re:"World-class cyberorganization"? by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Look at me, I spend a lot of my time on the Internet! I'm a cyberperson!

      Cyberman!

      That was one of the cast of Dr. Who henchpersons.

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    11. Re:"World-class cyberorganization"? by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      It is a term perpetuated by the government to mean certain things to insiders within the government and corporations that service government contracts. If you are familiar with terms like "war-fighter" and "joint + anything" then you will know what I mean.

    12. Re:"World-class cyberorganization"? by PaulMeigh · · Score: 1

      "Cyberorganization"? What the hell does that even mean? You use computers and computer networks? Computers and computer networks are your primary focus?

      It means nothing. Should make it that much easier to find their 1,000 experts don't you think?

    13. Re:"World-class cyberorganization"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be out of the loop. Cyberorganization means its a beowulf cluster fuck. Literally. It's a huge online cyber session at cluster.usa.gov irc channel #fuck. You should cyber with us, its a grand ole' time!

      Fixed that for you.

    14. Re:"World-class cyberorganization"? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, cyberscrew this. I'm gonna go get some cyberlunch. Anybody up for some cyberpizza?

    15. Re:"World-class cyberorganization"? by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      I need eye-wash...

      Dr Who vs the Politically Correct Electronically Enhanced Persons.

      Back in the day, he could just battle Cybermen. But ohhh, no... not anymore!

  16. DHS = Gestapo by mcnazar · · Score: 0, Troll

    I repeat:

    DHS == Gestapo
    to confirm, DHS === Gestapo

    1. Re:DHS = Gestapo by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I tried that and it gave me some sort of funky error. Perhaps the dozen languages I tried weren't the one you're using.

      Am I leet enough to get into super sekrit organization?

    2. Re:DHS = Gestapo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh no. The Gestapo was actually good at what they did.

      DHS == Fail

    3. Re:DHS = Gestapo by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      Does that mean that any post referring to the DHS now also triggers godwin ?

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    4. Re:DHS = Gestapo by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      I know that people love to equate what they don't like with what nobody likes, but really, the "OMG THEIR LIEK NAZIS"-type of criticisms are the most useless and pointless one could make. Look at how it's working for Fox News and their "OMG OBAMA = RACIST MUSLIM SOCIALIST NAZI FASCIST!!".

      My point is, learn to elaborate and stop using dramatic and hyperbolic comparisons that don't sway anyone.

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  17. The head guy is from Microsoft by Animats · · Score: 5, Interesting

    DHS's cyber security operation is headed by Phil Reitinger, who's from Microsoft. So DHS won't be allowed to do anything that would seriously impact Microsoft's business models. Which means nothing significant will happen. Here's his list of priorities. You'll see the problem.

    The first guy in that job, Amit Yoran, came out and said the big problem was weak security in Microsoft operating systems. He was ignored, then quit in disgust. The next guy was Cisco's lobbyist, who was not only useless, the job was downgraded during his tenure.

    I'm not expecting much from that crowd.

    1. Re:The head guy is from Microsoft by Hurricane78 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Then you're forgetting the negative things that could happen. Like Linux declared a threat to national security.

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    2. Re:The head guy is from Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. That list of priorities is pretty scary. Sounds like rights could be taken away from users, and security issues will be just as bad as they are now.

    3. Re:The head guy is from Microsoft by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 1

      Wow, awesome selection of priorities. They're mostly subjective, with no way to measure whether they're achieved or not. Great for hand-waving excuses later about why nothing gets done.

      Anyway, do you have a reference for Yoran's statements on weak Windows security? I must have chosen the wrong keywords when I looked for them.

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    4. Re:The head guy is from Microsoft by mikael · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Notice the focus on words like "ecosystem", "religion" and placing the blame on machines and people. No mention of vulnerable drivers, protocols or applications.

      Practical things would be

      o Develop reliable methods of network protocol design to prevent vulnerabilites in network services.

      o Proper application design so that the above aren't compromised by feature bloat of applications. "Hey, let's add macros and automatic E-mail sending/receiving to our application. Never know when it might come in useful".

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    5. Re:The head guy is from Microsoft by Bootarn · · Score: 1

      From the list

      Identity Management. âoeIf weâ(TM)re going to allow people to protect themselves, theyâ(TM)re going to need to be able to make effective decisions about, do they want to communicate with this person or not, do they want to open this file, do they want to open this program, do they want to allow a machine to connect to their machineâ¦â

      Does he want everyone to run Vista?

    6. Re:The head guy is from Microsoft by cmacb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Anyway, do you have a reference for Yoran's statements on weak Windows security? I must have chosen the wrong keywords when I looked for them.

      Read his congressional testimony here:

      http://kyl.senate.gov/legis_center/subdocs/022404_yoran.pdf

      Note the frequent mention of specific Windows threats, something you will find few government people doing. Many trade press publication will often mention a new threat without regard to specific OS dependencies (and 99% of the time it's Windows). The company goes to great lengths to make sure its names aren't taken in vain in public.

      He has been associated with user groups that are critical of Windows, but my guess is that his true feelings on the subject are uttered mostly off the record.

      http://www.viruslist.com/en/news?id=764

      http://radsoft.net/rants/20090318,00.shtml

      In any event, the hiring of a former Microsoftie is the main issue here. Is he required to divest his stock options? I don't see that spelled out.

    7. Re:The head guy is from Microsoft by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 1

      Thank you very much!

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    8. Re:The head guy is from Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you're forgetting the negative things that could happen. Like Linux declared a threat to national security.

      Yea. What better way to create several MILLION computer terrorists than do that. And that's just inside the U.S.

      The Government taking actions like that, however, come with a price. Say, like bringing the entire network infrastructure in the U.S. to a screeching halt! That couldn't possibly happen, now could it?

    9. Re:The head guy is from Microsoft by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      According to our federal Gov, anything that gives YOU personal freedom is a threat to national security for it deprives them of the power to control.

      Most of you fail to see the bigger picture here.

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    10. Re:The head guy is from Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went and look at his "List of Priorities" 5 points with a lot of words that say absolutely nothing. It does read like a Microsoft ad. All glossy buzzwords with no substance.

    11. Re:The head guy is from Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And hey, if he doesn't run it into the ground, the rampant quota or nepotistic hires at the middle management level sure will!
      Elevently billion experts are useless if they're all managed by the Dilbert Principle!

      Political correctness! Intruding upon science since 1980!

  18. They'll have choices to make ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Informative

    and here's a good first choice: pick a more secure operating system for their servers and workstations. Last I heard, Microsoft had a fat contract to supply Windows to DHS. If they really want to make themselves look good (from a security perspective) dropping Microsoft would be a good first step.

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  19. Yes Cringely, we have 1,000 security experts by gqx · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have a fairly long track record in the security industry, and I'm really puzzled by Cringely's assertion. It's hard to tell if he is trying to make a point out of a semantic squabble, or if he genuinely believes that the information security community has fewer than 1,000 competent experts.

    If the former, yeah, the term "cybersecurity expert" is unfortunate - but it's clear it's just PR speak for "information security professional". Cringely then attempts to define that first, largely meaningless term, and then polls his anonymous friends (who themselves probably do not fall within that definition) to come up with wild guessess.

    If the latter, yes, we definitely have more than 1,000 security experts. There is something around 500 emitent, internationally recognized folks publishing books, research, and otherwise contributing to the "cutting edge" of the industry. Then there's another 500-1,000 top-tier, notable security VPs, CEOs, etc, working for Fortune 500 companies (they may not all be technically savvy, but they *are* the industry). Then, there is probably something close to 200,000 security professionals working for companies around the world - we have something like 50,000 registered CISSPs alone (which is a certification largely inaccessible to hobbyists, and pursued by a minority of infosec workers), something around 50,000 subscribers to BUGTRAQ and other security mailing lists, etc.

    Does this mean that DHS would be able to hire 1,000 competent experts? Unlikely, as the government historically did a pretty poor job of competing with commercial corporations (in terms of compensation and work culture), and many agencies may lack the hiring rigor and expertise to make the right calls. Given the size of the networked infrastructure in the US, this number is high, but does not sound outlandish by itself, though (many large corporations have 20-100 security people on their payroll).

  20. What is a security expert? by MrOion · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What is a security expert? Is it people who believe that they are experts in one single area, and that area is called security?

    I work with IT security for a living, and there are many areas within that field. We have people who are good at network and data analysis, some who can reverse engineer malware, others who do a good forensics job, one group focuses on incident response and others works with standards and procedures. And this is just a few areas. Encryption is a part of this. Tempest too.

    So again, what is a security expert? One who is an expert in one or all of this areas? What is DHS looking for?

    1. Re:What is a security expert? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree here. When someone states they are a "security expert", I have to ask for more info. This can mean a lot of things:

      A person who has lead a special ops team to take over a building or area and ensure that any hostiles are neutralized.

      A CISSP or some other professional with the documentation to show it.

      Someone who is a security officer for a classified and up secured area.

      Someone who is a leader of a private security firm and offers employees to watch buildings.

      Someone who knows bank notes (the other meaning of security/securities.)

  21. Re:Well, I've already had my DHS background check. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    being paid big bucks

    Government paychecks are capped at a maximum that is significantly less than commercial starting pay for cyber-security experts...

  22. This is great. by arthurpaliden · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now we can get all those BA's and MBAs with a single computer course on how to use Windows out of the commercial job market and into the government where they belong.

  23. Takes one to know one... by mr_josh · · Score: 1

    I sure hope that DHS knows exactly what a cybersecurity expert is...

    1. Re:Takes one to know one... by narcberry · · Score: 2, Funny

      Someone that responds to the ad.

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  24. I'd apply, but... by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I feel like I have no faith in the Homeland Security Agency's stated mission. Other than securing airports and border checkpoints such that it makes things even more difficult to get in or out of the country than it is going to visit inmates at your local correctional facility, I have no faith in that agency whatsoever. It was created in a knee jerk reaction to a terrible event that was likely orchestrated if not pulled off entirely by our very own government. Nah, I liked it better when we had much less security in this country and we could come and go as we pleased. I don't think body cavity searches are needed just to get on a bus, do you?

    1. Re:I'd apply, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was created in a knee jerk reaction to a terrible event that was likely orchestrated if not pulled off entirely by our very own government.

      He's a retard and everyone that modded him up is a retard.

    2. Re:I'd apply, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's a retard and everyone that modded him up is a retard.

      I agree, "truther" style bullshit is quite offensive. He should have stuck to what the circumstantial evidence proves:

      It was created in a knee jerk reaction to a terrible event that was orchestrated by our very own government.

  25. Re:Nobody's going to work for a government salary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Government pay is capped at $149,000. If you know your stuff, you can start at $160k easily in commercial space, or more if you know people. Not to mention commercial benefits typically beat government benefits such as better travel (government travel rates barely get you into a super 8), better Per Diem, the ability to telecommute (you can't telecommute for secure government work), better vacation time (you only start with 2 weeks in government work)... I haven't had less than 4 weeks since I was fresh out of college, better medical, better retirement (matching 401k funds), stock options, better equipment and resources in your work, company parties (the government is very limited on what it can spend on holiday parties/etc)... etc...

    The government has always trailed the commercial industry for IT compensation, and in specialist fields like security the government is pathetic.

  26. Simple... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    All you have to do is become friends with this guy.

    Apparently, he decides on who gets to be one and determines the global quota of "Cybersecurity Experts".
    You may have to hurry though, as he might just decide that 640 "cybersecurity experts" should be enough for everyone.
    And he already knows at least six.

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  27. Yes, it's hight time to fight the Spam! by Max_W · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Spammers brings much more harm to the world economy than Afghan tribesmen. Billions of people are working as slaves for free for spammers sorting out and deleting their junk day and night. Billions of hours of working time are being stolen as matter of course.

    Maybe the DHS decided at last to tackle this problem? These experts and predators could make the word to sigh with relief. Godspeed!

  28. Translation: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    security expert=security professional

    And as everyone knows, professional=employed

    So, they are saying that they're going to employ 1000 people with security nametags.

    Business as usual, in other words.

  29. Security clearances? by TSHTF · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This paragraph from the article is probably the most interesting point:

    "Another item of great importance is a security clearance to do the work. This is where you will get only one brand of thinking; DoD or DoE clearance. This will prohibit the security "black hat" types from ever being involved in the project without coming from the DoD or Energy."

    This will limit the pool of resources to such an extent to make the project worthless.

    1. Re:Security clearances? by dave562 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that the DHS doesn't need uber-black hat types doing security for them. What they are looking for is a small army of semi-competent employees who can go from agency to agency, department to department and secure them by implementing generally accepted best practices. They need firewalls installed with the rulesets locked down. They need IDS and IPS devices configured. They need anti-virus and anti-malware on the workstations. They need VLANs configured, servers locked down, disaster recovery plans designed and implemented, etc.

      This is the government we're talking about. They aren't looking for the best of the best. They're looking for good enough to get the job done. Maybe you guys have heard of the saying, "It's good enough for government work." ?? The DHS doesn't need anything that your average small business or Fortune ## organization doesn't need. They just need clean workstations, secure servers and reliable data. They need to be able to process their reams and reams of paperwork and forms and all the other nonsense that comes with the huge machinery of the Federal government.

    2. Re:Security clearances? by hedwards · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except that none of the major anti-virus companies will hire black hat types and I'd be surprised if other forms of anti-malware were going to hire those sorts. It's just more hassle than it's worth. You're not sure when, if ever, they'll be arrested, if they're still active at their craft, going to try and sneak out proprietary information for sale to others.

      It's not accident that reputable companies won't hire them.

  30. Re:Nobody's going to work for a government salary. by headhot · · Score: 1

    There ain't too many Gs-15s. In the corporate world, they would be like SVPs. Most of the technical and engineering people are GS-12 to 13 outside of DC, and 13-14 inside DC.

  31. Aww... come on... by denzacar · · Score: 2, Funny
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  32. The DHS may *WANT* to hire experts by erroneus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But that doesn't mean they will. And quite frankly, my experience with DHS has been that to make something happen, they hire an incompetent contractor to do the screening and hiring for them which, in turn, hires a the first 1000 people with resumes who have enough of the right keywords matching on their resumes.

    I once worked for the TSA and I was astounded by the criteria, or lack thereof, in their hiring practices. One teenager was hired on in a supervisory role simply because he applied for it and was early enough in the list of applicants to have not yet filled out their supervisor staffing. Why was this teenager qualified? He wasn't. We knows this because it was his first job...ever! This kid hadn't even mowed a lawn for pocket change.

    The DHS screens at airports but barely anywhere else. The airport screeners are beholden to the air carriers and quite literally have to follow their instructions at times. Meanwhile the border crossings of the U.S. were wide open for years and years before people took any notice.

    Putting important organizations like FEMA under the DHS showed the world what a great move that was when the hurricane season came in with great force. The only thing we really got out of that was "FEMA Camps" where the angle of the razor wire seems to be be intended to keep people "in" rather than "out" and has U.S. Army equipment parked on it. (Google "FEMA Camps" for more information on the topic... scary... freakin' scary)

    The DHS is the agency under the executive that most represents the words "power grab" and "power consolidation."

    1. Re:The DHS may *WANT* to hire experts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course airport security is just for show. Anyone who hasn't been brain-washed knows that.

    2. Re:The DHS may *WANT* to hire experts by kyle5t · · Score: 1

      While you're at it, google "debunking FEMA camps" and get the real story. I don't think there's any credible evidence for FEMA detention camps.

    3. Re:The DHS may *WANT* to hire experts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FEMA camps sound scary ... until you read some of the facts http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/military_law/4312850.html

  33. World Class? by pha3r0 · · Score: 1

    Napolitano said she doubts it will be necessary to fill all 1,000 of the authorized positions, but she is focused on making DHS a "world-class cyberorganization.""

    Umm I thought the TSA was supposed to secure the American transit systems from terrorist and non terrorist threats alike. How does being a world class cyberorganization help achive that goal? Or more blatantly why does the TSA need to be 'world class' in anything?

    I don't mean to rant but come on shouldn't Napolitano be saying that they are hiring these people so they can provide a better service to the American people. It is nice to have world class organizations at our national level but with world class comes world class cost and world class complication. Two things America could do without right now if you know what i mean.

    1. Re:World Class? by vegiVamp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because *obviously* Al-Qaeda is on the verge of launching an all-out cyberattack on the US, from the crank-driven laptop they have in their cave. Why, the CIA confirmed only yesterday that they forked out on an amazing full megabit of sattelite bandwidth for exactly that purpose. That's 1.000.000 bits per second !

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    2. Re:World Class? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      DHS is not the same thing as TSA. DHS is the Department of Homeland Security, and this sort of thing falls well within the grounds of securing the nation from terrorism and similar threats.

      Right and I suppose what we could really afford is having a major cyber attack and then have to spend trillions of dollars fighting stupid wars because half the country is terrified of its own shadow. Yes we can't really afford to put everything on the charge card, but if the Republicans hadn't wasted so much cash on stupid wars that had were actively harmful to the purpose of national security, perhaps we would be more easily able to pay.

    3. Re:World Class? by GaryPatterson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Al Qaeda?

      They're nothing on this stage.

      Look to your trading partners for the real threat.

    4. Re:World Class? by DaTrueDave · · Score: 0
      I believe you are confusing the TSA with the Department of Homeland Security. The TSA is a very small part of DHS. So is the US Secret Service, the US Coast Guard, FEMA, and the Federal Protective Service. Our Customs and Immigration agencies are now split between Customs and Border Protection (CBP) and Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), both of which are just parts of DHS.

      So, the DHS is tasked with all aspects of defending our borders (with the obvious and notable exception of military defense).

    5. Re:World Class? by z_gringo · · Score: 1

      TSA is one of many organisations that make up DHS.

      Interestingly, So is the US Coast Guard.

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    6. Re:World Class? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My swinging partner is going to hack into the system and bring it all down?

      Maybe I am missing something, oh well hope his wife is still down after they arrest him.

  34. Security by Obfuscation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DHS's cyber security operation is headed by Phil Reitinger, who's from Microsoft. So DHS won't be allowed to do anything that would seriously impact Microsoft's business models. Which means nothing significant will happen.
    Here's his list of priorities. You'll see the problem.

    +1

          1. Building Capability: âoeThatâ(TM)s primarily about people. I have some awesome people here at DHS; we have a great team, but we just donâ(TM)t have enough of them yetâ¦â
          2. Building Partnerships: âoeWeâ(TM)re defining our partnership models, making sure theyâ(TM)re as efficient as possible, that they let the private sector work effectively with us and as one, and weâ(TM)re starting the process of developing a national cyberincident response processâ¦â
          3. Building the âoeEcosystem of the Future:â âoeMaking sure that weâ(TM)re building the Internet and the cyberinfrastructure of the future that will have the foundations of a more secure tomorrowâ¦â
          4. Establish Cyber Metrics. âoe[Metrics] enable the people throughout government and industry to make better decisions about cybersecurity, so they donâ(TM)t do this or that based on religion, but based on dataâ¦â
          5. Identity Management. âoeIf weâ(TM)re going to allow people to protect themselves, theyâ(TM)re going to need to be able to make effective decisions about, do they want to communicate with this person or not, do they want to open this file, do they want to open this program, do they want to allow a machine to connect to their machineâ¦â

    So, that seems to be his single-point agenda.
    He starts well by obfuscating the aim itself !! :-)

  35. Time to become a mole by Hurricane78 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Seriously. If I'm even close to how fucked up those are, who direct the DHS & co, becoming a mole and after some time publishing all the data anonymously but provable, would be good for nearly everyone on this planet. Except for some fucked up bastards.
    Americans, non-Americans, all alike would profit.

    Who's in? ^^

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    1. Re:Time to become a mole by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      What the? CIA got mod points? This was a very serious thing! God you people are STUPID! Like in that quote:

      (While playing chess) "You know what's so elegant about this little game, Jake? Nobody knows what the enemy is. They don't even know he exists. He's in every...one of their heads. And they trust him. Because they think they are him. If you try to destroy him... to save them,... they'll destroy you... to save him. Ahh... it's beautiful man... You have to admire the opponent's elegance. Check." — Revolver (2005, Guy Richie)

      The same thing happened here. Way to go, people! Way to go!

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    2. Re:Time to become a mole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, when you see him, ask Robert Hanssen how well that worked out for him.

  36. The real reason for this by Alain+Williams · · Score: 2, Insightful
    is that they can then say that "we are doing everything that we can, look: we have employed lots of experts. By the way can we have some more budget."

    Summary: DHS gets to look more important.

    If that is all that they do then be thankful. Be fearful that they start to push pointless rules on everyone.

  37. Re:The U.S. government is EXTREMELY corrupt. by hedwards · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's bullshit, you're going to have to cite that. The US government does have issues with corruption, but it's not any worse that most places. And definitely not "EXTREMELY" corrupt. If you want to know what extreme corruption looks like take a looksy at all those African nations that have ultra riches in minerals but mysteriously can't find the money to pay for food for their own people and somehow manage to do worse than nations without any resources to speak of.

    In this case I'd say it's about damn time, that's probably a good starting point considering that so much of the military network is so completely hopeless right now, depending upon who their looking for it would take a goodly number of entry level employees just to get the simple stuff done. Let alone the more complex tasks.

  38. Re:The U.S. government is EXTREMELY corrupt. by onedotzero · · Score: 1

    Those who want corruption make sure that government departments have corrupt leaders.

  39. Re:Well, I've already had my DHS background check. by El+Torico · · Score: 5, Informative

    Government paychecks are capped at a maximum that is significantly less than commercial starting pay for cyber-security experts...

    No, they aren't. The Information Assurance and other Information Technology positions in the Federal Government are usually grade GS-13. A GS-13 Step 1 in the Metro DC Area makes $70,615, Step 10 makes $91,801. This is competitive with most commercial salaries. Factor in the generous benefits (retirement, commute cost compensation, flextime, etc.) and the Civil Service positions are lucrative.

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  40. Re:The U.S. government is EXTREMELY corrupt. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    Russia called, they want their corruption back.

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  41. Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This brings back bad memories of the Scholarship for Service program I applied for nearly a decade ago now. Was supposed to get a job with the DoD when I graduated. In practice--it was impossible to get a clearance.

    I stayed in a hotel and went to conference with nearly 2000 other students. With the exception of the ones from the NPS in Monterey, a few from CMU, and the some other rare individuals--most of them didn't know their ass from a hole in the wall. Three students from my university who knew way less than me did get into it (Really--two of them couldn't differentiate between a port scanner and a rootkit on their exams, and none of them were familiar with sanitizing input or fuzzing)

    I didn't make it--and was specifically criticized multiple times in the application process for independent learning. Wrote a virus myself to see if I could. Used to run warez nearly 15 years ago, and after that got into system cracking. Yes, I said cracking...not hacking. But unlike most of the applicants I understood the tools that were out there, and had developed skills to a point where I could write them myself. After that I kept developing tools, but ran them on my own system--period. It didn't matter to most of the interviewers--one equated it to building bombs in my dorm room.

    They'd rather have incompetent people with a scotchguard background, who don't know the difference between TCP and UDP after four years of school, than somebody with independent learning that willingly left the blackhat culture.

    If things haven't changed--and I've heard no reason to think they have--this program will be a disastrous waste of money.

  42. DHS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Department of Homeland Stupidity.

    and just another bureaucratic fail belonging to the 16 plus security agencies of the u.s. known as the alphabet soup gang.

  43. Re:Well, I've already had my DHS background check. by thoth · · Score: 3, Informative

    No, they aren't. The Information Assurance and other Information Technology positions in the Federal Government are usually grade GS-13. A GS-13 Step 1 in the Metro DC Area makes $70,615, Step 10 makes $91,801. This is competitive with most commercial salaries. Factor in the generous benefits (retirement, commute cost compensation, flextime, etc.) and the Civil Service positions are lucrative.

    You left off locality pay... a GS 13-1 in Metro DC makes $87K, step 10 makes $113K. So, even better!
    http://www.fedjobs.com/pay/washington.html

  44. Re:Well, I've already had my DHS background check. by oldspewey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The key point here is that in order to be hired as a cyber-security expert in the private sector, you probably need to be an actual cyber-security expert. In order to be hired as a cyber-security expert by DHS, along with 999 other "experts" all being sought within the same timeframe, you probably just need to study up on your buzzwords and you're good to go.

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  45. Maybe there aren't 1000 security experts by Skapare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... but there are surely tens of thousands of people that currently have, or can get, cyber security certification. This is good enough for government work.

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  46. Building Parnerships by Skapare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the referenced link on list of priorities:

    Building Partnerships: "We're defining our partnership models, making sure they're as efficient as possible, that they let the private sector work effectively with us and as one, and we're starting the process of developing a national cyberincident response process..."

    Translation: If it's a problem with a security exposure in Microsoft Windows, hand it over to Microsoft to deal with. Let them do the coverup.

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  47. Re:Nobody's going to work for a government salary. by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

    Could you translate that for us nonamerican types ? What would the numbers for those various GS classes add up to ?

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  48. Yes there are over 1000... by haus · · Score: 1

    "Secretary Napolitano says she might not need all 1,000, which to me says she is really looking for 3-5 people. And frankly that ought to be enough if they are truly experts and are both properly led and supported" Cringely is insane (or very misinformed) if he thinks that 5 really good people will be able to make a dent in the role that will be required of DHS as they attempt to secure there own network. When the DHS takes on the task of guarding all government networks.

    And yes there are over 1000 experts. I know 5 myself, plus another 100+ who make there living doing InfoSec work. This is not to say that the DHS will have an easy time finding real experts that are willing to work in the environment that DHS will provide for the wages that they will be able to offer.

    1. Re:Yes there are over 1000... by Skapare · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1000 people who think they are security experts would do far more harm than 5 people who actually are.

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  49. Why Chicago lost the Olympics by kurt555gs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think you can lay the blame at Chicago's loss of the Olympics squarely at the feet of DHS and Customs enforcement. The USA is NOT a friendly place to visit. I wish President Obama would have put an end to this Bush era foolishness, but it seems he wanted to cuddle up with the right wing Republicans instead. Strike, one. Strike, two.

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    1. Re:Why Chicago lost the Olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's nothing to do with the fact the US already hosted them recently in '84 and '96 and South America has never hosted them. It must be your governments fault in some way. I'm sure London won their bid thanks to the ease of entry into England.

  50. Re:The U.S. government is EXTREMELY corrupt. by CarpetShark · · Score: 0, Troll

    you're going to have to cite that.

    No, he's not. What is it with people on the internet thinking that others have to sit and research topics for them? If you're that interested, go prove it right/wrong yourself. Some people are just having a conversation, and *gasp* aren't actually paid to provide your education.

  51. Re:The U.S. government is EXTREMELY corrupt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Because if you don't have a citation to back up your assertion, especially one as ridiculous as yours, you look like a fucking clown.

    Research != evidence, you red-nosed cunt.

  52. Defining "expert", here we go again. by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    For any specific topic, there is exactly 1 (one) expert. All the rest are just people with less expertise proclaiming themselves to be experts, yet denying people with less expertise than that the same title. So who decides where to draw the line of what we call an "expert"? In the end it's always a subjective title.

    If you define "expert" as "the 999 best", then indeed there are not 1,000 experts in the world.

    If you define "expert" in this context as somebody who can take a random website or system and independantly find new security holes in it, there are WAY more than 1,000 experts in the world.

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    1. Re:Defining "expert", here we go again. by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      And there we go again with people trying to define words like there's no such thing as dictionaries.

      According to Wikipedia, "an expert is someone widely recognized as a reliable source of technique or skill whose faculty for judging or deciding rightly, justly, or wisely is accorded authority and status by their peers or the public in a specific well-distinguished domain.

      Or more succintly, as given by Wiktionary, "A person with extensive knowledge or ability in a given subject." So no, an expert in a field isn't the best in the field (who's the "best" anyway?), or one of the 999 best in the field, it's someone with a vast knowledge in a specific field.

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  53. Cyber is a verb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The first thing I think about when I hear cyber is a verb. As in 'Want to cyber?'

    It makes all these cyberorganizations sound interesting.

  54. One area: Prison population. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    "The US government does have issues with corruption, but it's not any worse that most places."

    I guess that you are not someone who reads books. I suggest that anyone who loves the U.S. do some serious research.

    The U.S. has more people in prison than farmers. The U.S. has 6 times the percentage of its citizens in prison as European countries.

    In the U.S., prisons are a big business.

    Those who are not willing to do research cannot say they love the United States. Can you say you love a woman if you aren't interested in anything about her? Can you say you love a woman if you don't want to know anything about her that you don't like? Can you say you love a woman if you live in a fantasy world about who she really is?

    1. Re:One area: Prison population. by identity0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would say Japan has higher levels of corruption than the US. It is far more endemic and accepted than in the US, to the point that it's just the way people do business here.

      Japan's public construction budget is larger than the US defense budget, and most of that is just absolute corruption. Americans complain about bridges to nowhere, but Japan takes it to an even further extreme. And all so that construction companies can get money, then make jobs in the countryside, so that politicians can get votes.

      And don't get me started on "amakudari", the semi-official system of corruption where retired civil servants get jobs at the companies they gave contracts to.

    2. Re:One area: Prison population. by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      WTF does the prison population have to do with levels of corruption. I know most slashdotters are a bunch of illiterate mutts, but you take the cake with your non sequitir.

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    3. Re:One area: Prison population. by Anarchduke · · Score: 1

      Sure you can. In fact sometimes it helps to love a woman when you don't really know anything about her. Some of the biggest Patriot flag waving citizens of the US have no idea what is going on in current events. Often, the more you learn about something, the less enthralled you are with it. Hence the quote, "Familiarity breeds contempt."

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    4. Re:One area: Prison population. by roguetrick · · Score: 1

      Prison population has no correlation with corruption. The laws that put those folks in jail were brought about through transparent and democratic system. I certainly don't agree with a good deal of them, and I damn sure think our system has problems, but prison population has nothing to do with it.

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    5. Re:One area: Prison population. by Squalish · · Score: 1

      Outright public acceptance of something like amakudari is present in the US, but only in the DC area. In one form or another, corruption sustains this town - if "corporate lobbying" lost constitutional protection, or civil servants/former politicians/their family were banned from being paid for it, our economy would collapse. The defense department, which has a spectacular number of 'promote or retire' thresholds, is particularly subject to the revolving door phenomena, but we have several thousand positions of political power at any given time which are subject to it.

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  55. Power Grab by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    The DHS is the agency under the executive that most represents the words "power grab" and "power consolidation."

    Agreed. We've had a national security state since the 1950's -- since the nineteen-teens, if you want to count Federal raids during the Palmer Red Scare -- and yet we're told we need more and newer agencies. The FBI and the CIA won't do. Defense Intelligence Agency, National Security Council, not good enough. Tobacco and Firearms ... Christ, how did those two get lumped together? And the list goes on and on, endless heads of the security hydra. And yet, and yet ...

    And yet we need more agencies. New agencies. Why?

    Not because the current agencies are broken and unfixable (though it may be true).

    More and new agencies represent the emergence of new players -- new stakeholders in the security game -- men who represent new wealth and new factions, outsiders who want into the game -- startups in competition with the existing agencies.

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    1. Re:Power Grab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess we were all under the misconception that alchohol, tobacco and firearms were legal to posess.

  56. Re:The U.S. government is EXTREMELY corrupt. by El+Torico · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes, he is. The burden of proof is on the accuser.

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  57. The U.S. government food dept. has little power. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Read the book, Fast Food Nation The U.S. government allows abuses that are far, far worse and more extensive than mentioned in this New York Times article: E. Coli Path Shows Flaws in Ground Beef Inspection.

  58. Re:Well, I've already had my DHS background check. by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 3, Informative

    You're way off base. IA and IT positions with the government usually start at GS 5 or 7. Most reach full grade at 12. Getting to a 13 generally requires going into management. Of course, all this assumes you're somewhere other than DC. In DC, nearly every job is inflated by one or two grades.

    In the rest of the country, an IT tech or entry-level security wonk will be a 7, making a touch over $33K to start. Support techs are dual-tracked in many agencies with most topping out at GS 9.

    And the days of good retirement are long past. It's been 25 years since new employees were placed under the Civil Service Retirement System, the high-quality retirement scheme for long-term employees that most people think of when they think of federal retirement. The new Federal Employees Retirement System is significantly more chancy and requires the employee to pay lots more attention to their investments over the years. It's no longer a case of "put in your time, get your dime."

    Retirement from federal service is better than most places in some ways and worse in others. A career fed is likely to retire with better life and health insurance than most folks and no danger that it'll be taken away when the company goes belly up. But a career fed is also likely to retire with a much smaller pension and lower net worth than his private industry counterparts.

    I like those tradeoffs and have stayed with federal service even though I routinely (that is, at least once a quarter) turned down job offers during the dotcom boom that would have quadrupled my salary. I valued the good work rules and long term stability of my employer. Others place very little value on stability. For those folks, government service is definitely not the way to go.

  59. Re:The U.S. government is EXTREMELY corrupt. by ffreeloader · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Yes, he is. The burden of proof is on the accuser.

    Does an assertion require supporting evidence? In a formal debate, yes.

    On /.? If having logically supportable arguments were a requirement to post on /. even your post would fail to make the grade.

    Why? You failed to post evidence from a recognized authority on debating to support your position....

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  60. What I would like to know by ffreeloader · · Score: 1

    is who are these "security experts" going to be "defending" against? The way our government is going they are going to be working on removing the privacy of our own citizens, not defending against the threats out there in the big bad world-at-large.

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  61. shazbot by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    I knew I should have actually tried it before putting my ambulatory organs so close to my food intake port.

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    1. Re:shazbot by spydum · · Score: 1

      I found this exchange totally amusing...

  62. Your DHS.... by snowblind · · Score: 1

    ...Welfare program for incompetence

  63. cyberexperts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i put on my robe and wizard hat...

  64. Re:Well, I've already had my DHS background check. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not always... I'm a InfoSec ITS in DHS and am a GS 15. I could make better money in the private sector, but $140k isn't terrible in DC. If you're good, they'll do what they need to get you. But as always, YMMV.

  65. Re:Nobody's going to work for a government salary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GS-14 in DC pays 6 figures as well, and I believe GS-13 does as well once you pass a certain step.

    And the number of GS-15s in the organization varies widely by the organization. FBI has an huge number of them, DNI has a ton as well. But you're right, they're a good deal more rare in DHS.

  66. Jobs to Commie lands by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

    Naaahhh....they'll be offshoring those jobs to Communist China and Communist Vietnam in no time anyway. After all, Corporate America can't compete unless they do on the backs of the Commies....what's this about capitalism? I missed something?????

  67. semantics issue by GregNorc · · Score: 1

    I think Cringley is defining "security expert" as someone who is in the process of completing or has completed a doctorate in computer science and done significant peer reviewed research in the area of network security, while the government is seeing a "security expert" as someone with a CS background and some coursework in security or someone with advanced security certs (Eg: CISSP)

    The term "expert" has a very different meanings in acadmenia than in industry/government.

  68. Re:Well, I've already had my DHS background check. by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

    The key point here is that in order to be hired as a cyber-security expert in the private sector, you probably need to be an actual cyber-security expert.

    BWAHAHAHAHA!

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  69. Wasteful Spending Alert by EEBaum · · Score: 1

    Napolitano said she doubts it will be necessary to fill all 1,000 of the authorized positions, but she is focused on making DHS a "world-class cyberorganization."

    Nice to know that we're hiring a bunch of random people for spits and giggles. Wasn't there some sort of economic crisis, or did that fix itself up already?

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  70. Contractors by Mateorabi · · Score: 1

    No, a contractor is who the Government hires because Congress want's to funnel more money to businesses (optimally in their districts.) This is usually backed up with bogus statistics and other Damned Lies that portend to show that it's actually cheaper.

    Of course without good oversight the contractor becomes the only one capable of the job, knows they have the government by the short-and-curlys, and can way overbid the next time since the spin-up/learning-curve costs of replacing them is too painful.

    Oh, and if its time-and-materials, they get paid to f*** things up, and paid again to fix them.

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  71. Guarantees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. 800 of them will have degrees from online schools

    2. 500 of them will have been enlisted in the military at some point in their lives

    3. 950 of them will have no interest in computers other than making money

    4. 400 of them will drive motorcycles

    5. 200 of the youngest will live in trendy neighborhoods in Arlington Virginia

    6. 800 of them will live in McMansions, mostly in Northern Virginia

    7. 700 of them will drive either a Mercedes or a BMW

    8. 1,000 of them will take multiple long vacations each year (no, not to Defcon and Blackhat)

    9. After 10 years on the job only 25 of the 1,000 will be competent to have a real technical conversation with a real security expert without embarrassing themselves and the United States government

  72. Re:Well, I've already had my DHS background check. by El+Torico · · Score: 2, Informative

    No, I'm not off base. I get a weekly e-mail from USA Jobs that lists these positions, and the lowest I've seen is a GS-11.

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  73. Re:Well, I've already had my DHS background check. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bullshit. I'm a mediocre hacker turned world-class ethical hacker and I make ~$250K/y. I will pwn anyone you try to fit into a GXX salary. There are at least 1000 hackers in the world better than me, and only 10 of them have to work for the dark side for this plan to SUCK.

    Paying a hacker is like giving a wolf meat, and then asking that wolf why he likes to chase.

  74. cyber by kaoshin · · Score: 1

    Cyber god for hire. I can run malwarebytes and av. Meh!

  75. is this a real solution? by learningtheropes · · Score: 1

    I've read a number of posts and they generally seem sarcastic and pessimistic. For those that seem genuine, I see a willingness to consider this as an opportunity to address security issues. As someone new to blogging, is there a way that this can be viewed as an opportunity to bring your skills to help our country?

    1. Re:is this a real solution? by DrVomact · · Score: 1

      I've read a number of posts and they generally seem sarcastic and pessimistic. For those that seem genuine, I see a willingness to consider this as an opportunity to address security issues. As someone new to blogging, is there a way that this can be viewed as an opportunity to bring your skills to help our country?

      Sir, you are obviously lost. You were looking for a blog, yes? This is not a blog. I don't know what /. is, but it's not a blog.

      It's clear from your posting that you are either a very naive individual who has not yet absorbed the culture of realism that pervades the consensus mind of /., or you are a CIA astroturfer.

      Assuming for a moment that you are serious about the "bring your skills to help our country", I have to say that though our country may need help, this help will not be provided by the Department of Homeland Security, nor by any government agency. In fact, I think it would be damned helpful to get rid of the lot of them.

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  76. Re:Nobody's going to work for a government salary. by nprz · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.fedjobs.com/pay/pay.html

    GS 12 starts at $59383.
    GS 14 starts at $83445.
    If you were in San Francisco at GS 14, then you'd make $112108 at step 1. A little explanation about the steps and advancement: http://ohcm.gsfc.nasa.gov/pay/gs.htm

  77. Is Janet really wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is Janet Napolitano heading in the wrong direction with her proposal?

  78. Re:The U.S. government is EXTREMELY corrupt. by TheLink · · Score: 1

    > Yes, he is. The burden of proof is on the accuser.

    [Citation needed] ;).

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  79. Re:Well, I've already had my DHS background check. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm. I work in cybersecurity consulting and nobody I work with (save the secretary) makes under 6-figures. Most are well over $200k. Dunno where you get those numbers.

    But, I think our team (a dozen people) are maybe on the "expert" ladder, at least at a middle rung.

  80. Re:Well, I've already had my DHS background check. by Anarchduke · · Score: 1
    That may be true, but the experts the author interviews say they doubt you actually need a thousand experts. The best is the quote at the end,

    âoeSure there are 1,000 (cybersecurity experts),â he said, â but they are already employed⦠as hackers.â

    Is a catch 'em and hire 'em policy appropriate?

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  81. another load of balls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    huh! having dealt with a few NHS IT 'experts' most of them started off in the accounts department and then learned how to fill the photocopier. They are a joke!

  82. Re:The U.S. government is EXTREMELY corrupt. by Afty0r · · Score: 1

    The US government does have issues with corruption, but it's not any worse that most places ... take a looksy at all those African nations that have ultra riches in minerals but mysteriously can't find the money to pay for food for their own people

    You mean like the nation of The US of A - which is financing two foreign wars right now, but has food deserts in all its' major cities, where the poorest people cannot buy healthy food and so are left with a diet that makes them obese, ill and sends them to a VERY early grave with a reduced quality of life? It also fails to provide healthcare for these citizens too...

    You may not have pictures of bony children with enormous bellies - so the message isn't as "emotionally" strong - but having people obese and dying from their poor diets everyday is almost as bad.

  83. Re:The U.S. government is EXTREMELY corrupt. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    So I can assert that unicorns exist, and then tell you to google for it, and if you don't then it means I'm right?

    Don't think so.

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  84. Re:The U.S. government is EXTREMELY corrupt. by roguetrick · · Score: 1

    While that is certainly true, its not evidence of political corruption. Its not the politicians that keep those people from having food, its the people who elect the politicians and don't want their tax money paying for expensive but healthy foods.

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  85. What are the qualifactions? What are the duties? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    What area of "cybersecurity" do they mean?

    Unless they can define their terms, I don't see much point in discussing the issue.

  86. After this by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    They'll give up and outsource it to a Chinese company...

  87. Re:Well, I've already had my DHS background check. by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

    Rotsa Ruck on that. I was up for a DHS Cybersecurity position, that AFTER I was deemed "acceptable" suddenly plummeted 30+K in salary, because they were talking "Engineer" pay and suddenly only had "Analyst" slots available. . .

  88. kinda scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't it be more accurate for DHS to refer to themselves as the Schutzstaffel. We have way too many spying organizations in this country as it is. I wonder who else feels this way?

  89. Re:Well, I've already had my DHS background check. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sure what you think is "common" but an experienced "cyber security EXPERT" makes a whole lot more than $100K in all of the large enterprises Ive worked with. More like $200K.

  90. Re:Well, I've already had my DHS background check. by Maguscrowley · · Score: 1

    Ahhh yes, the ones that suggest that I (a recent college grad) should apply for DEPARTMENT HEAD OF IT PROJECTS or something asking me for 5 years project management experence over a mid sized team and a protfolio of completed large scale projects.

    Well I've done some neat little projects, but I don't think leading a team in a math modeling comp counts and somehow, I think my supermod position on a yaoi slash site doesn't cut the bill for management experience. But after the damn near hundredth message, one actually sent to me by the dept. through monster, I actually put those things in a cover letter and sent it to them. I even called them and got the manager who actually apologized for sending me the requests through monster.

    However being asked "What is yaoi slash?" by an HR person is what really made my day

  91. Re:Well, I've already had my DHS background check. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Government pay is capped at $149,000. If you consider this to be good pay for a cyber security "expert", then you are not a cyber security expert. The experts in the field command significantly more than this. $100k is entry level for "security". Experts make $250k+.

  92. Re:The U.S. government is EXTREMELY corrupt. by Evisscerator · · Score: 1

    4 Score and about 30 years ago, our wretched national fathers dreampt up a new nation, vivid with color and nocturnal. The primordial soup of the internet and now because it has become so intrenched in society that it needs further extrusion of the excrament created in cyberspace by having cyber-thugs doing the cleaning with clear cut violations of the 4th Amendment (at least as far as the UsA is concerned). I for one do not agree that the DHS needs to hire 1000 new people for IT related work. Actually, the USAF is doing a very fine job with the assistance of Lockheed-Martin in cyber-defense. Why not utilize them and create more positions in the military to fill this void that DHS claims to have and need?

  93. Re:The U.S. government has leadership issues by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

    The recent years under the Republican's "starve the (evil corrupt) beast" philosophy was demoralizing to the bureaucracy to say the least. No matter who you are, it always sucks to be working for people who don't know anything, don't care or want to know anything, but who are chronically suspicious of your competence and work ethic.

    Homeland Security has been a mess ever since it was "organized". Security is too broad a term and area even for a massively overreaching organization like DHS. They focused on security against terrorism, and neglected security against hurricanes. They've been distracted by fake security needs such as the security of drug company profits against their own citizens trying to bring back drugs from Canada, the use of and defense of telecoms' warrantless wiretapping of domestic phone calls on their behalf, the rampant security theater, and more.

    Now this push to hire 1000 security experts. Sounds like more theater.

    One area some have pushed hard is formal verification, but they keep screwing that up. They're too focused on security, and they keep overlooking that bug free is a long way to security. Formally verify that the software is bug free, institute programming methods (mostly, KISS) to ensure that new software can be formally verified, and set up so that any such new software can be formally verified quickly. Currently, if it can be done at all, it can take years to prove the correctness of a program. Part of the process is altering the programs to make them easier to prove (when not fixing actual bugs), while trying to keep any changes to the functionality trivial. A primary consideration in recent language design has been the avoidance of constructs that make compilation overly complex. Designing a language to make proofs easier hasn't been as popular. And forget security considerations. You get a lot closer to a secure system by focusing on correct operation than by verifying some simplistic security model and having to add the proviso that the proof of the security assumes that the underlying software works correctly. Good security on a buggy platform is like a nice house with a bad foundation. SELinux potentially can be pwned every time by the next kernel exploit.

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  94. Save us, please! by DrVomact · · Score: 1

    Man, you critics of the Department of Vaterland/Homeland Security have got to get your priorities straight! This is serious! From TFA:

    The FBI said fraudsters continue to hijack accounts on social networking sites and spread malicious software using various techniques.

    Now do you see just how urgent this is? The government must act at once and with the uttermost severity to eliminate this grave threat to our freedoms and security! If our MyFace pages are under threat, then we must back our government to the hilt; no sacrifice is too great. In fact, I think everyone who reads /. should immediately volunteer to become a Cyber Enforcement Agent with the DV/HS, and work without pay until the threat has passed.

    Alas, due to certain political affiliations and mishaps dating back to Berkeley in the 60s, I don't qualify for any kind of government clearance, so I will have to remain in my boring job while a younger generation marches forth to smash the threat. But I cheer you on!

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  95. Re:What are the qualifactions? What are the duties by DrVomact · · Score: 1

    The area of saving social networking sites of course! RTFA!

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  96. Re:Well, I've already had my DHS background check. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, everyone wait until they can't find 'qualified' positions for civil service and end up contracting outside to the local beltway bandits (SAIC, BAE, MITRE, The Universities, BAH, LM, NG, Boeing, GE, etc...), then you can add an additional 15% to that salary, which makes one's salary greater than a commercial position and you still get competitive benefits (sans retirement) and a secure job (hey! you're in the gov't industrial complex).

    DC contractors are fleecing the taxpayer as I speak. Instead of having cool workspaces, inefficient spending of cash for parties and perks, they just pocket the dough. Sure wish I was back there for the recent boom.

  97. Re:Well, I've already had my DHS background check. by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    One of the reasons I refer to the agency at which I work as a "family business" is that there are so many multi-generation family members and spouses in the place. Why is that? Because it takes an act of unselfish love to guide someone through the horrific maze of federal hiring. When you look at your emails from USAJobs, you may think you're seeing entry-level positions. You're not.

    (By "entry-level" I mean "enter into your first job with the federal government" not "suitable only for beginners." Keep that in mind.)

    Go to USAJOBS right now and search for 2210 series jobs with "security" somewhere in the title. You'll find 67 current openings. Arrange them in salary order (I don't see an easy way to export them to a spreadsheet, which would make this a lot easier) and scan down the list. The first ones you'll see are Territory Managers, project managers, senior technical leads and the like. Salaries can start as high as $120K and some are actually considered "executive" positions, a designation that has a real definition with the federal government. Mostly it means you get to drag an entourage around with you.

    Those decidedly non-entry-level positions take up the first 25 positions.

    The next 25 positions are (approximately) GS 11 techs of various sorts. If you actually click through to the Qualifications tab and then click through to the agency qualifications documents, you find that GS 11 positions typically can be entry level positions if you have a PhD. If you don't have a PhD, you have to have had a year of experience as a GS 9. To get that job, you need a year as a GS 7. To get that job, you need a year as a GS 5. That's the typical upgrade path. If you have a masters, you can insert yourself into the career path at the GS 9 level ... (wait for it...) ... if you also have a year as a GS 7.

    Counting down the list, we come to the lowest level. The last group of real, entry level jobs can be gotten if you have a bachelor's degree with superior academic achievement (GPA 3.0, which doesn't sound all that superior to me, but whatever) and a year of qualifying experience. No one has a year of qualifying experience right out of college. Ranking panels take great pride in thinking that their positions are somehow special and no matter what you did on the outside, it doesn't qualify for this particular job. These positions are GS 7 and the only for-sure qualifying experience is a year at GS 5. Still, if you have a bachelors, some graduate-level time in a related field, and a year or two of related experience, you can probably score a GS 7 job. That's the last 8 positions on the list. The best pay of any of them is just over $44K a year.

    (The numbers don't add up to 67 because there are too many errors on the list for it to add up properly. My search for "2210 security" managed to snag 5 pharmacists, 2 amendment documents making corrections to previous announcements, 1 military test plans analyst, and 1 HR analyst.)

    All of this isn't to imply that there aren't some fun jobs out there. The Army is hiring interdisciplinary IT and Intelligence specialists. Starting pay is only $33K a year but you could get up to over $90K...eventually. In the meantime, you must speak a foreign language, put up with military culture, sign a mobility agreement (meaning you have no idea where in the world you'll work until they tell you to go, which they can do at any time with a week's notice) and you are (lemme quote this one, cuz I just love it) "...subject to extended ... worldwide deployments during crisis situations ... as determined by management." Nice deal for $33K a year, huh?

    So - I stand by my previous statement. You're off base. Your email from USAJobs may have been originally spec'd by you to a minimum salary level, in which case you wouldn't see the entry level jobs, just the "fake" entry levels that require a PhD; or you limited yourself to Washington DC, where all jo

  98. Interesting was to get an H1B visa by PensivePeter · · Score: 1

    There are such experts out there but not necessarily US citizens. Given the shortage, will the administration consider the opportunity of bringing in "aliens" as outweighing the understandable concern for such sensitive posts?

  99. Re:Well, I've already had my DHS background check. by Ohrion · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's more of a hire'em to catch'em policy. Like, "give 'em enough rope...".

  100. Re:Nobody's going to work for a government salary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I work in a DOI/MMS building as a contracted software dev. There's 500+ federal employees here.

    Wanna know how many GS-15s are in the building? Two. And one is the regional director.

    Most federal government sciency jobs here start at GS-9 (B.S. degree usually), and an experienced person will usually start at GS-12 and get yearly 'step' improvements in pay. Moving to GS-13 usually requires management responsibilities (team leads, subject matter experts, etc), and there just aren't enough of those jobs to move everyone up a grade. GS-14 are usually section chiefs or department heads, etc, where they sit through meetings all day.

    As a programmer, or security expert, or basically anything that's not upper-management, you have a zero percent chance of being a GS-15.

    The entry-level scientists here start at $36k, roughly 40% of industry pay for most of their fields. IT fairs a little better, but there's a similar gap. The government cannot pay for *real* experts to be on federal staff. Outside of the military, budgets simply don't allow for it.

  101. Re:Well, I've already had my DHS background check. by El+Torico · · Score: 1

    Your post is very well documented and has very good supporting arguments, so I'm reconsidering my original statements. I ran the search and your results are consistent with mine.

    There's one important thing to be considered though, and that is the total number of hours worked per week. It is rare that a GS would work more than the standard 40 hour work week while the private sector employee usually works in excess of 50 hours normally and work weeks of 60 or more hours probably is not uncommon.

    As for the "worldwide deployments", I spent a year in Iraq and saw hundreds of military personnel, hundreds of contractors, and maybe a handful of DoD Civilians.

    Your post is well thought out and researched, so you're probably closer to the truth than I am.

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