Is Cloud Computing the Hotel California of Tech?
Prolific blogger and open source enthusiast Matt Asay ponders whether cloud computing may be the Hotel California of tech. It seems that data repositories in the form of Googles and Facebooks are very easy to dump data into, but can be quite difficult to move data between. "I say this because even for companies, like Google, that articulate open-data policies, the cloud is still largely a one-way road into Web services, with closed data networks making it difficult to impossible to move data into competing services. Ever tried getting your Facebook data into, say, MySpace? Good luck with that. Social networks aren't very social with one other, as recently noted on the Atonomo.us mailing list. For the freedom-inclined among us, this is cause for concern. For the capitalists, it's just like Software 1.0 all over again, with fat profits waiting to be had. The great irony, of course, is that it's all built with open source."
Don't use them.
There's nothing like keeping your own data on your own system..
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I can't transfer my yahoo to my twitter, this cloud computing has gone wild.
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If you mean a big hit that everyone knows.
Facebook and MySpace are not computing clouds they are applications
The google and amazon clouds are not applications(sort of). You can always move your data from one cloud to an other just back it up and restore it.
I would not expect to move cloud configuration from one cloud to another. That would be like moving from Windows to Linux, or Solaris to HP, they may be similar but work using different mechanisms.
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I tend to save things in LCD format, txt or RTF for Documents, tab delimited for tables, JPG or GIF for images (or PNG), MP3 for music etc.
The point being, if you save data in a format that is limited (.doc, .xls, .raw, etc) you're going to have difficulty moving it around.
And stuff that has to be saved in a proprietary format gets a simpler version, that may be missing things (formulas, charts), so that I can move them to a new system should the need arise. I used to use Dataviz to convert stuff, but found it was just easier to re-create the things I need rather than trying to clean up the splash of translation.
It is also makes it easier to learn a "new" setup if you have to use it to set the things up you need, rather than letting something automate it.
The point is, you don't need to worry about data portability if you plan for it.
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... And with all the complaining about 'proprietary' clouds, why not build your own?
To my mind, the useful cloud is basically clustering plus virtualization, minus expensive licenses (if you use Ubuntu Server, Fedora or other OSS 'cloud' components).. And IIRC you can 'pickle' a cloud instance and run it on EC2, though I'm not sure if you'd be able to do the reverse..
(I wonder if there's a market in rent-an-instance using open tools and providing 2-way VM access..)
Can someone give a little depth to the vague and unsubstantiated comment in TFA, referencing i.e. google: "...with closed data networks making it difficult to impossible to move data into competing services."
So which is it? Difficult or impossible? Or both?
I'm not at all surprised that facebook or myspace are not jumping up and down to allow various kinds of data export. But the fact that these obstacles are conflated with google and EC2 policies in the same paragraph without giving any details whatsoever makes it tough to take this post very seriously.
What would stop you from taking your data out of the cloud? SFTP not allowed? Can't access Mysql DB from outside? I'm asking honestly - I'd love to know.
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All the same stupid jokes, surveys and hoaxes are posted endlessly on all social networks. They each hook into the same Zynga games to keep the masses entertained... eventually it will be discovered that all the back-end data is identical and each network is simply a different interface to Skynet. Sadly, by then it will be too late.
As I understand it, cloud computing can be a cloud application, like google. Or you can actually run your own servers in the cloud, to which you would have complete control of the data and could dump it at will.
Of course using Software as a Service will lock you in... even if there aren't nefarious reasons behind it. But if your going to provision several cloud server instances, load Redhat on them, and put everything in mysql... then your free to do what you will with your data.
Software as a Service Cloud Computing. If anything SAS is just a small segment of the Cloud Computing movement.
Sometimes the best solution is to stop wasting time looking for an easy solution.
In the masters chamber
They gather for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But the just can't kill the beast.
I didn't think MS did cloud computing?
Besides, when you say "cloud computing", about the last thing that would become likely would be "the warm smell of coitus".
So, no. Cloud Computing is not the Hotel California.
Maybe the Hot(el) (C)oral (Es)sex, but definitely not the Hotel California.
Seriously, though... Matt Asay is comparing cloud computing to Facebook/Myspace data? Very, very different beasts.
"Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
I guess the Roach Motel of Tech implies bad things about your data.
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Ever tried getting your Facebook data into, say, MySpace? Good luck with that.
From the "but-you-can-never-leave dept?" More like from the "no-shit-sherlock" dept... Why on earth would a company allow customers to automatically populate another company's website with your data? What I've found with social media sites is that if you invest so much time into inserting your data into their site, you are going to be much less inclined to go to the same thing again and again on other websites. Even if you don't like the interface as much as you may like some other site, you may feel a bit lazy and stick around. Whereas if the company said "here you go, click this button to transfer your profile to !" people would be jumping ship all over the place and it would be much more difficult to retain customers.
"For the capitalists, it's just like Software 1.0 all over again, with fat profits waiting to be had."
At the risk of stating the obvious, isn't the whole idea of the straw-man capitalist (as opposed to an individual in a capitalist society) that he/she treats everything as a profit opportunity? I mean, for the greedy, there are fat profits in rubber band manufacture or book binding or air fresheners, to choose three items I can see from my chair. It's necessarily not some intrinsic aspect of cloud computing/web 2.0/web 1.0/whatever.
No kidding!!! What do you say at this point?
I don't really have much to say on this, but what the hell, I'll say it anyway.
Walled gardens result from the natural desire of business operators to hold on to customers once they've spent a remarkable amount of money per head to get those customers. That the tactics they use, including purposeful obstruction of data migration, are often appalling is simply irrelevant. Ethics can be hard to define for such a relatively nebulous matter as data storage formats, and most people aren't all that ethical about money with which to begin, especially in a poor economy.
This situation will continue until there is a sustained and vigorous effort on the part of customers to insist that businesses use a standard, probably XML-carried, format for customer data, preferably with legal sanctions such as fines for businesses that refuse to play ball. I've thought on this sort of thing for a few years, but don't yet have a more specific proposal. One thought is to make customers the sole legal owners of their own information, with all that implies.
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No, and I never tried fucking a styrofoam sheep while doing underwater welding either.
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ahaahaahha oh man im so sorry i just cant stop laughing at this idiotic comment
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget. This is not what I look for in hardware.
What if I do the same thing, and I do get different results?
I think the more appropriate Eagles analogy here would be "Desperado" for the writer.
The summary is so far off I didn't even follow the link. Previous posters have already stated the obvious that transferring data between social web apps has nothing to do with cloud computing
Please don't tell this is just some ass-munch blog post. pllleasee.....
My interpretation of "Hotel California" has always been as a particular and unusual vision of Hell.
I guess cloud computing fits in that.
http://www.dataliberation.org/
The relevant lyrics are:
We are all just prisoners here, of our own device
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave
And
They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast
Any insufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.
Thanks to this open format known as HTML, it's not too hard to build a screen-scraper and get your data back out. Not to mention that the google and facebook APIs will help you pull quite a bit out.
Compare that to a client GUI program with no copy-and-paste capability. As someone who's done a lot of data extracation from closed systems, I'll take a terminal first, and a web client second, everything else is a distant third.
this article is total garbage. slashdot needs some new editors who has a little common sense of the things they are publishing.
Is today a holiday or something? This kind of trolling doesn't usually happen until school starts letting out...
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The example of moving your facebook page to myspace Is the best example you can think of... Even with non-coud computing.
Converting you Informix Data to SQL Server. Converting you C++ code to java. Converting your Flash to HTML... It is not a problem with could computing it is a problem that systems programed by different people and don't follow the same sets of standards don't work with each other.
Data conversion is always expensive and bound to have errors unless it is done so often that there is a clean process to do so.
It is not a question do you want to be stuck, but more of a question who do you want to be stuck too.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
Blah blah, I'm morally bankrupt.
It's not a new phenomenon, and I believe the saying has been around since the 60's. Migration of data has always been and will always be an issue to tackle.
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The great irony, of course, is that it's all built with open source.
So how come that's ironic ? The software that is used for the the infrastructure may be Open Source, but it's the content or additional 'services' that gets you 'locked-in'. It's a very common business practice these days, and certainly is not limited to cloud computing. Even major commercial Linux distributions like Red Hat give the software (including sources) away for free, but charge you for additional services like support. Similarly, my ISP may run an Open Source OS and mail daemon on their servers, but still charge me for (additional) email accounts or storage.
Move along, nothing to see here...
The data in the cloud doesn't have to stay in the cloud. Web technology is sufficiently advanced that cloud services can backup other cloud services. There are startups filling the need for this type of backup already - check out http://lifestreambackup.com/ - They're adding services as customers request them. "Hotel California" is a catchy phrase for this article, but the open nature of the web helps to insure that there are no "Hotel California" services.
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to capitalism! and the irony that although in its necessity, there is born some of our deepest frustrations.
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Prolific blogger and open source enthusiast Matt Asay ponders whether cloud computing may be the Hotel California of tech. It seems that data repositories in the form of Googles and Facebooks are very easy to dump data into, but can be quite difficult to move data between.
Mentioning Google specifically may not be terribly helpful with their Data Liberation Front project...
And with the APIs available for Twitter and Facebook it probably wouldn't be too hard to dump most of the important information to some kind of file.
Or is he talking more about the Amazon-type cloud stuff? But isn't that already fairly portable? Amazon is just running a pile of VMs running Linux/Windows/Apache/MySQL/whatever...
Granted, there's all sorts of hickups and loopholes and oddities with various hosted/cloud services right now... But I haven't seen anything any worse than the vendor lock-in you get with a lot of software you run on your very own hardware.
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." -Oscar Wilde
What really worries me about cloud data storage is, can you delete it ?
I would assume not.
I am not being snarky, and I have no evidence, but I would assume anything written to the cloud will be available to anyone with any interest and persuasion to get it. Persuasion in this case include both court orders and anything available to a national intelligence service.
This is the idiot that posts this nonsense... http://slashdot.org/~mister_playboy
He forgot to hit the anonymous button on his last post. I still don't understand what the point is... these guys never even respond when I ask.
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Why do we care what has been "recently noted" on some mailing list we haven't ever heard of?
Ok, I *really* don't get this 'Hotel California' analogy.... but maybe that's caused by the fact that 'The Eagles' are like way before my time ?
... Welcome to the hotel california
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Such a lovely place... "
In the past few years we've seen storage virtualization appear on the market. This is where you have some appliance that sits in front of your heterogeneous disk arrays and in turn presents a single type of lun/disk to all of your hosts. That way all the hosts will use the same loadbalancing software (powerpath, sdd, hdlm etc..) regardless of what type (brand or model) of back end storage you have. While this seems great in that you can buy IBM one month, EMC DMX the next, followed by HDS the third as whoever has the cheapest $/GB price and all the intelligence (replication for example) is in the appliance.
The problem is what do you do when you need to migrate to someone else's Virtualization appliance? Going from IBM SVC to EMC InVista is no easy task and would most likely force you to end up performing host based migrations (VxVM, LVM etc..). Not a pretty thought when you have to put together plans for HPUX, AIX, Solaris, windows, Linux, Vmware etc etc etc.
Clouds are not different than the above example. You've got some sort of virtualized environment and when it's time to move to a new virtualized environment it's back to the dark ages of migration.
Of course this would lead someone to create a Virtualized Virtualization appliance. Which would sit between you and the virtualization appliance or cloud and provide yet another layer.
I hate the fucking Eagles!
There are two key problems with this article:
Apples and Oranges
From the perspective of data being stored in the cloud there are several unique cases. I'll pick two examples, but, as other posters have pointed out, the issues facing each are vastly different:
Vendor Interoperability
The point of this article -- vendor interoperability, especially around data conversion -- is an interesting one. But I would've thought that it was self-evident without having to raise examples that it's not an issue specific to the cloud: if I want to switch from one in-house technology to another (Oracle to SAP, Lotus to Exchange, Novell to Microsoft, etc.), it's an enormous pain in the ass. Especially between vendors, it's always difficult, and often impossible to transfer all data in full. There's no conversion script for me to take my Nortel PBX call queuing and scripting and magically transfer it to my Cisco Unity Call Manager. If my organization wants to switch from one in-house ERP to another, it's often a 12-18 month process: harvesting, transforming and normalizing, scrubbing, loading, and finalizing the data, and that doesn't even address the workflow, business process, or other issues.
While the issue of being locked into a particular vendor, product, or data format is never going away and merits further discussion, the answer is entirely independent of the cloud: hope/ensure that your contracts dictate the necessary level of flexibility in importing/exporting data from a given business application/system ... or you could be screwed (both on-premise and in-the-cloud).
Like pen-based computing before it, Cloud computing is a movement created and sustained by the hive-mind of the pundit class, eagerly supported by the hucksters, with everyone trying to make a buck.
The personal computing revolution was all about control. Taking control away from the glass-walled priesthood of the mainframes, and giving it to the people.
I, for one, will never give up control over my important data. To me, the cloud is a nightmare where you have to pay your computing bill, just like your electric bill...or they will turn off your data.
Funny, I saw this same Hotel California analogy a few days ago in a tweet. Where did it all start? These people must have seen it somewhere else, this is some kind of verbal meme. It often happens I noticed, a word or a comparison you wouldn't normally use that suddenly spread all around the Net.
Anyway, I thought this one was referring to the lyrics of Hotel California and specifically to this line: "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave".
Applied to cloud computing, I also like that one: "This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
"The difficult I'll do right now,
the impossible will take a little while."
Both Billy Holiday and Rod Steward sang it, with one letter difference. Personally I prefer Billy Holiday's rendition.
What would stop you from taking your data out of the cloud? SFTP not allowed? Can't access Mysql DB from outside? I'm asking honestly - I'd love to know.
Now back to the subject...
I just asked another poster if it's easy to move from say one database to another. Say I'm using MySQL but find out I need Oracle instead, can I move my database easily? Or will I have to convert it? If it has to be converted can it be done automatically or does it need to be done by hand? I'm hoping to start a photography business, which may not be a good idea during the recession, and want to start by using FOSS. If I find out later the FOSS tools I'm using isn't enough and I have to switch to other tools I don't want a hassle converting.
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Can someone give a little depth to the vague and unsubstantiated comment in TFA
No one can give you any depth, because it doesn't exist -- this article is fluff and the only supporting posts on this board sound like the old-world IT crowd spouting off, "Nothing beats having your own data!". They also bury their money in their own yard, so as not to avoid outsourcing their money with in-the-cloud financial providers (aka banks). After all, it's almost as difficult to switch "banks" as to go from MySpace to Facebook, i.e. the sky is falling.
I'm being sarcastic, but the point is that it's clear from an efficiency perspective that using services in the cloud can offer a net benefit to some organizations. This requires that we (the IT community) work together to make sure the new complexities (data ownership, privacy, security, interoperability, etc.) are mitigated as much as possible ... as opposed to a fundamental resistance to this feeling of losing control that many IT people succumb to when confronted with new technologies.
Every organization has differing requirements and the cloud is not the solution to every problem for every application for every organization -- but let's at least be accurate about what the pro's and con's are so that, in cases where it is better, we don't slow down the adoption.
I guess I don't consider things like Facebook true cloud computing.
Take AWS for example. Getting data out could not be simpler.
Have a EC2 instance? Snapshot it, or snapshot an attached EBS and drop the data on to S3. Download it to your hearts content.
Have data in SimpleDB? Its a DB, designed for querying, that outputs XML...
The real problem is that "Cloud Computing" has become a big tent that is coming to include a lot of things it shouldn't. I don't see why facebooks API is included in it. Webservices != Cloud necessarily.
Myspace reminds me of THC, and I kinda get the munchies when going there too.. Face book, not so much...
Wait, we were talking about personally identifiable information here, not drug songs? My bad..
Blessed are the pessimists, for they have made backups.
Like, "If you park your car in your neighbor's garage, you might not be able to move it when you want to"
Sorry, tht's the best I got, and I've got stuff to do.
Never let a lack of data get in the way of a good rant.
As I understand it, cloud computing can be a cloud application, like google. Or you can actually run your own servers in the cloud, to which you would have complete control of the data and could dump it at will.
To my limited understanding, the word cloud means "A group of infrastructure, services, etc. that we don't need to know details about and thus can just call vaguely as 'cloud'". I think that in CCNA materials it went something along those lines.
So what you describe would mean that there is you, there is servers that you have detailed information about and can control and there is cloud inbetween to connect the two but the server itself would certainly not be a part of the cloud. It would just be server physically away from you. It really needs to be just "Something that we can use through API/similar way without having to know any underlying details" or such to be cloud computing. If you need to know anything more than that, it's not a part of the cloud.
Wish I had mod-points. This is informative.
We have always been at war with Eurasia!
Why would you ever give up control of your money, but not your important data? Or are you saying that you don't put your money in banks or investments? Perhaps you're comfortable with the balance of control that you have over your money vs. the financial institution when combined with the protections afforded to you by various regulations, government agencies, and legal precedent. Do you suppose this would be impossible to put in place for in-the-cloud applications?
If people spent as much time exploring how to make cloud applications better as they did bashing them, we would get to our inevitable future much more quickly and painlessly.
AFAIK, using an instance of ec2 doesn't differ (by my POW) from having a 'physical' server. I use a very basic setup with Debian, and really don't matter where are the host right now (East Coast, they told me).
After initial setup it is accessible through ssh or whatever server you might want to install.
They provide pretty complete control over the machine, plus a very simple front-end to firewall and IP redirect.
Not that different from the 'physical' server we have and much more seamless to upgrade, and no hardware issues to wonder about.
Not quite the same everywhere.
Let's take google for example. I can export my google calendars in XML or iCal format. GMail is accessible via IMAP where I can pull all my messages off of it. Google reader has an API, so it would be pretty simple to pull the RSS feeds and the read/unread/shared/starred articles out. Pretty much the same with MobileMe.
The best part is that you're 100% correct -- and the only reason you're questioning yourself is because it's just so obvious that you're confused as to why it's a discussion. I suggest CNET publish your post as a cover story.
3 Things You Need to Know About Cloud Computing
They adore titles with both numbers and buzzwords in them, so I don't see how they could resist.
There's nothing like keeping your own data on your own system..
Or burying your own money in your own yard.
5 days without access to my contacts, that i assumed to be stored on my sim card or sd card are now lost in the cloud, while Tmobile / danger /Microsoft pound out lies on a fix date. If i had known MY data wasn't stored on my phone to begin with i would have never got a sidekick. I'm too enraged to login or even type anything well thought out. Check the top trends on twitter or
http://gizmodo.com/5373946/the-great-t+mobile-sidekick-data-outage-of-2009-could-end-monday-maybe
or the t mobile sidekick help forums if your interested in how much of a disaster cloud computing can be. After 5 hours and 3 tries to reach their support I'm going to bed.
Think what you will about RMS, but if the man was handing out stock tips (and indirectly he is) you'd be a fool to dismiss out of hand where he thought the market would be going in 3-5 years time.
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The web is about freely exchanged, individually generated content. Facebook, myspace, twitter, et. al., are about taking that free exchange and privatizing it. The problem is not that they're doing it, but that people don't realize they're doing it and actually patronize these restrictive services because of the pretty shiny things the services hold up in front of them.
But if you haven't noticed, such things do have a tendency to be faddish and users soon tire of them. The reason for this is that real open web services that can do similar things are not all that hard to devise and do not have the restrictions on functionality that proprietary systems must impose in order to maintain their business models. So ultimately they cannot compete in the free realm unless they can capture sufficient share and that in itself becomes a feature that is hard to compete against (much like eBay, where an auction site is not all that hard to develop, but requires sufficient user base out of the box to have any hope of competing with eBay). It strikes me though that social networking so far at least, doesn't provide sufficient lock-in based on number of users. Some may disagree about that with a site such as Facebook, but I suspect the right cute social interchange software that lacks Facebook's proprietary restrictions could produce a mass-exodus rather quickly I would think. It wouldn't take long for some new shiny toy to attract the fickle users to another new service-- and they're all free (of charge) after all, even if they're not free (as in freedom).
And for those of you who don't get the "restrictions" thing (as in "what restrictions?"), perhaps you wonder why Facebook hosts your images themselves rather than allowing you to host them elsewhere, and why you are limited in what HTML you can put on your facebook page? Facebook wants to do a couple of things, that it doesn't want you to do. Facebook wants to track the activity on your page, and won't allow you to track your own. If you had the ability to add an externally hosted image to your page or sufficient HTML, you could track the users who access your Facebook information, and in fact, potentially alter it based on who the user is. If you had the ability to control your Facebook pages to that extent, you could probably set up your own advertising space as well-- another thing that Facebook is "faced" with restricting in order to protect their raison d'etre.
Does Cloud Computing have mirrors on the ceiling or pink champagne on ice?
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It's more likely that Facebook has those restrictions in place so it doesn't turn into Myspace II and cause the userbase to implode. They want to keep the value of the users high for advertisers. Hence keeping it clean, allowing only limited HTML, and allowing users to vote (thumbs up, thumbs down) on individual ads. They have a much better long-term model compared to myspace. Myspace has driven away most conservative and moderate users, and the garish customizing of profiles has driven away pretty much everyone over the age of 18. You know, the people who actually have money and therefore value to advertisers.
What facebook is doing is smart. I'd like to tweak my profile a bit, but if not allowing profile customizations prevents making the site looks like someone just discovered html and fonts and colors and doesn't know how to mix them well, I'm all for keeping facebook plain-looking and letting them host my images. If I want to put in a link to another site to refer users to another image, I'll do that.
Besides, I'm sick of 3,000-pixel-wide myspace profiles and seeing Myspace users hijack my image files (which get a 301 redirect to a photo of dog poo when I notice the hotlinking in the server logs).
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It's just like file formats. They used to provide the capability to store certain data that can be read back and used. Now file formats are only editable by certain applications and cannot be interpreted by others so they cannot be converted. Applications that have perfect support for these formats place restrictions on how they can be manipulated. So in the end, the user cannot do what they want with their data, on the web, but on the desktop too.
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Looks like the classic GNAA troll. But I was under the impression that the group was defunct.
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I don't know what a "classic GNAA troll" is, but it's not a sock puppet account, I don't think. There were some normal posts before and after that flamebait post.
Sometimes I just wonder why these types of folks post - do they have a point - or are they just screwing around and not able to get a girlfriend?
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As others have reasonably pointed out, file formats are file formats... But when you start tagging your files, commenting on them, linking them semantically to other files, etc. you start to add proprietary "metadata" to those files in whatever service you are using. So the question really is all about porting this metadata from service to service and that's where the "Hotel California" effect is applicable. Standards can help, but nobody has an incentive to participate as yet. Unless customers demand this portability and migrate to services that support it, the offerings will continue on their current path...
mod me troll, whatever, I have karma to burn baby. Web 2.0, Software 1.0, Cloud computing; this useless jargon needs to die. It's a waste of time and has no solid definition whatsoever. What a fucking tragic waste of peoples time effort and money.
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That's what I meant to begin with when I talked about switching databases. Right now I want to try Firebird but may try others too.
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Should there be a Law?
Kids these days with their high UID's...
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/GNAA
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Kids these days with their high UID's...
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/GNAA
No shit...
(Last time I made a comment like this, there were several replies leading to a 2 digit uid commenting. Can we just jump the gun/shark and get CT in here?)
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Build your own cloud.
The cost savings of virtualization more than pay for building your own... and you still get to keep your data.
Well... whatever floats their boat I guess.
/. that was the first time I actually saw the goatse guy - and you know, it wasn't quite as disgusting as I would've thought (I once made the mistake of looking up tubgirl (shudder) - I'd put 50% odds on her being dead)
I do feel obliged to mention that after a few (maybe four?) years on
GNAA... that is really f'in stupid. Anyway, one day maybe the dude who posts this stuff will actually get laid and find something better to do with his time.. maybe.
Thanks for the edumacshun though! I didn't know it was an actual, concerted effort. Whaaaaaaaatever
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This troll is apx 27 years old!! HAHAHAHAHA
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1333177&cid=29031753
Honestly, if you were any kind of playboy, Mr. Playboy, I'd think you'd rather be getting laid than being a GNAA douche... Dork... grow up and get a woman, FFS.
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The vCloud API (http://www.vmware.com/solutions/cloud-computing/vcloud-api.html) is a protocol for placing VMs into a cloud, managing them, and downloading them back when needed. It was published at the last VMworld using a very liberal license and has been submitted to DMTF for standardization. While it has been initiated by VMware, the vCloud API has been designed to be implementation-agnostic and could be implemented over Xen or other hypervisors.
The whole idea is for people to be able to download the data/VMs that they have in one cloud and move it easily to another if they desire to do so. In short, this is the opposite of Hotel California.
This has NOTHING to do with *cloud computing* and everything to do with COMMERCIAL ENTITIES NOT SHARING CONTENT FOR REVENUE REASONS!!!!!!! This has nothing to do with technology!!!!!!!!
I offer Amazon's EC2 as an example of cloud computing in which you maintain control of the format of you data.
http://aws.amazon.com/ec2/
There is nothing in "Cloud Computing" that requires API's or some other layer between you and your data.
Essentially, "Cloud Computing" is a term similar to "centralized" or "decentralized"... its vague and by no means does it define much of anything other than an idea. Cloud computing could be best described as decentralized, centralized networking. Your processing and data is centralized on a decentralized cloud rather than in a single data center. It appears to the client that it is centralized, when in reality the servers could be anywhere on the Internet.
Sometimes the best solution is to stop wasting time looking for an easy solution.
["hotel california" lyrics] should get you where you want. And before your time? Do you never go see live bands in bars? (I suspect you may be too young to do that, if so, you have a great adventure ahead of you). The twentysomethings are more into my generation's music than my generation was when the music was new (and personally, I always hated the Eagles).
Hell, there was a 27 year old in Felber's the other day with a Dead Kennedies t-shirt.
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