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The LHC, the Higgs Boson, and Fate

Reader Maximum Prophet sends a piece from the NY Times by the usually reliable Dennis Overbye reporting on a "crazy" theory being worked up by a pair of "otherwise distinguished physicists": that the Large Hadron Collider's difficulties may be due to the universe's reluctance to produce a Higgs boson. Maximum Prophet adds, "This happened to the Superconducting Super Collider in the science fiction story Einstein's Bridge. Now Holger Bech Nielsen, of the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen, and Masao Ninomiya of the Yukawa Institute for Theoretical Physics in Kyoto, Japan, are theorizing that it's happening in real life." "I'm talking about the notion that the troubled collider is being sabotaged by its own future. A pair of otherwise distinguished physicists have suggested that the hypothesized Higgs boson, which physicists hope to produce with the collider, might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather."

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  1. Einstein's Bridge by chill · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now THAT is a book I'd like to see made into a movie. Put some of the "science" back in Science Fiction.

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    1. Re:Einstein's Bridge by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't you mean Scyence Fyction?

    2. Re:Einstein's Bridge by MiniMike · · Score: 5, Funny

      its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather.

      Yeah, leave something like that to Hollywood. In the movie version, the LHC would travel back in time to kill its grandfather, but would miss instead killing the Tevatron. Hilarious shenanigans
      or a car chase (probably both) would ensue.

      Please just leave it as a book, if you like it.

    3. Re:Einstein's Bridge by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's no C in SyFy. Or I/Q, for that matter.

    4. Re:Einstein's Bridge by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 4, Funny

      Aw, man, I just stopped crying about that. Why did you have to remind me?

      I'll be in the corner in the fetal position, sucking my thumb, holding back tears and watching "Sci-Fi"-branded reruns of Star Trek if you need me.

    5. Re:Einstein's Bridge by cupantae · · Score: 2, Funny

      Please just leave it as a book, if you like it.

      Yeah - get on to Dan Brown and tell him that (the) God (particle) is going back in time to save us all. As long as it's a book, it's good, right?

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    6. Re:Einstein's Bridge by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, the morons on channel 680 mean that.

      Dittos on that.

      I hear they did it because people were pronouncing it "skiffy".

      What is particularly annoying is its relation to the fannish distinction from a few decades back. Science fiction was abbreviated "SF" and pronounced "ess-eff". "SciFi" was pronounced "skiffy". SF was things like _the Foundation Trilogy_. SciFi was things like _Son of the Giant Toad that Ate Chicago_. "SciFi" could also be used as an adjective: "That movie/TV show is EXTREMELY skiffy".

      And by that definition most of what the SciFi / SyFy channel runs/ran is "SciFi".

      (Oh, well. At least they coined a new one rather than appropriating SF and misbranding themselves. "SyFy" is what THEY define it to be by what they run.)

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  2. That's Groovy by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think casting Keanu Reeves as Neils Bohr was a stroke of unmatched brilliance.

    Lady GaGa is, of course, a surprise as "the loathsome particle". She does a good Burlesconi imitation, all thing considered...

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    1. Re:That's Groovy by bertoelcon · · Score: 2, Funny

      I heard the lady gaga has both, but Encyclopedia Dramatica isn't the best source.

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  3. So... by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We created the universe that we are trying to figure out who made it.

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    1. Re:So... by nametaken · · Score: 4, Funny

      Psssh, the lengths they'll go to with these silly excuses. I say stop being lazy and get the damned thing working already!

    2. Re:So... by darien · · Score: 4, Funny

      I find it pleasingly apt that the signature beneath this unparsable phrase is a description of a syntax...

  4. Perfect... by neurogeneticist · · Score: 5, Funny

    So I can tell my wife that I cannot cook dinner tonight because the result would be so abhorrent that nature might send an agent back in time to destroy me before I can create it. Ergo, any movement toward making dinner could very well result in my demise...so let that be on her conscience.

    1. Re:Perfect... by DdJ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, if you go ahead and tell your wife that, it may just be that one of your descendants would just be so abhorrent that the universe decided you should not be allowed to breed, and this is the method it's using to enforce that.

    2. Re:Perfect... by StikyPad · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can tell her, but she'll probably stop listening after "because," at which point she'll begin recalling everything you've ever done wrong, and start reeling them off in a run on sentence not unlike this one, taking the collective, including your most recent attempt to get out of making dinner, to mean that you don't love her, which raises the question of why you're even together, except that you obviously just want your needs satisfied while she does EVERYTHING, and you don't even care.

      Either that or she'll just start making dinner without saying anything, in which case you're in *real* trouble. If so, DO NOT EAT THE FOOD, because it's probably poisoned, but also don't let her know that you're not eating the food, because it will only be taken as an insult to her cooking and further enrage her.

  5. vulcans already knew time travel....... by sofar · · Score: 3, Funny

    but seriously, if it came back through time we should be able to detect it.

    1. Re:vulcans already knew time travel....... by FlyingBishop · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, I think the theory is that a universe in which we create a Higgs boson is impossible, because such a universe would not only cease to be, but cease to have ever been as soon as the boson appears.

    2. Re:vulcans already knew time travel....... by gmuslera · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Put it this way. Of all alternate Earths, the surviving ones (and, if you are reading this, you are in one of those) are the ones that never managed to produce one.

    3. Re:vulcans already knew time travel....... by FlyingBishop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, that's precisely it. The statement doesn't make a lot of sense.

      The Higgs boson, if it were created, would destroy the universe. But it wouldn't just destroy the universe in the future - it would also destroy the past. The creation of a Higgs boson is therefore a physical impossibility, not because it can't be done, but because its creation is undone once it is done. (A universe cannot contain such a temporal paradox.)

    4. Re:vulcans already knew time travel....... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're only thinking in three dimensions. The concept is that the universe doesn't end when the Higgs boson is created, it's that the universe cannot take on a structure such that an event affects one that precedes it.

      Yeah I realize I said "see the universe end". But I'm not thinking three dimensionally, and thus "was never allowed to be" is not in any way a better answer.

      I think if you extend that to four dimensions, you sort of get this outcome: anything that causes a particle to move backwards through time is impossible. Therefore, the universe will not take on such a shape.

      That's a great explanation for why FTL travel/communication is impossible. It could be a good explanation for why directly observing the Higgs is impossible.

      It's a lousy explanation for why the magnets on the LHC suddenly break to prevent it from seeing the Higgs.

      I think the real issue here is that people would like to see us as distinct from the universe - that somehow our actions are elective, not the result of natural processes.

      Much like the question of whether a hypothetical machine that appears intelligent is really intelligent or just aping it perfectly, I think the question is moot. Also it has nothing to do with my objection.

      I don't really buy the many worlds theory, or at least, if there are many worlds, it follows that there are in fact worlds that cannot exist. Not worlds that stop existing when they violate natural laws, impossible worlds that do not exist because their existence would violate natural laws. Structural laws about arrangement of objects in space-time.

      Yes, that's more akin to my reference to the Uncertainty Principle, where you cannot measure both velocity and position beyond a certain precision because the very definition of 'momentum' and 'position' of a wave depend on contradictory factors. It's simply physics that says you can't do both. That's fine. If someone comes up with a similar principle or theory which shows the Higgs Boson cannot be observed, that's great.

      This isn't like that. This is like you have a device that can measure position and velocity to infinite precision, but every time you try to turn it on, the velocity-measurement component of the device mysteriously catches fire.

      Or it's like you have a space ship that all known physics says could travel faster than light and violate causality, and rather than it failing because the physics was wrong, it fails because the ignition switch snaps off when the astronaut tries to flick it. And when you fix it and try again, it turns out the second-rate repair crew didn't screw a PCB down tight enough so it shakes loose before the engine fully warms up. And then you fix that, but right as you hit the ignition it turns out the only rat on the entire orbital ship yard got into the conduit and chewed through a wire and fried itself and the system. And so on, and so on.

      The whole idea here is that the LHC would work correctly and detect the Higgs Boson, so somehow "the universe" has to prevent it from ever firing up by breaking things that don't directly have anything to do with the Higgs at all.

      That's fucking ridiculous.

      It's either impossible to detect, or it isn't. If it's impossible, then when the LHC is finally up and running (and seriously, the setbacks have not been that unusual and are certainly not evidence of some kind of Cosmic Karma), then it simply won't detect the Higgs and we'll be left to scratch our heads as to whether it doesn't exist, or can't be observed by the LHC, or can't be observed at all.

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    5. Re:vulcans already knew time travel....... by dakameleon · · Score: 2, Informative

      The relevant quote:

      There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

      There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

      and another that could possibly be relevant here (imagine this one as one line per page, as published):

      Anything that happens, happens.
      Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.
      Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.
      It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though.

      (source)

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  6. Ah, 2024... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I remember when that happened to me, in 2024...

    Life hasn't been the same until.

  7. Re:Could happen by OECD · · Score: 4, Funny

    What did you say?

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  8. FSM did it by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm thinking noodly appendages are involved.

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  9. Larry Niven took it one step further. by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    He found a practical application for the effect in "Rotating Cylinders and the Possibility of Global Causality Violation" (named in honor of Frank Tipler's paper). The universe hates time machines... so one side of a war works to convince the other side to try to make one.

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  10. This is a stupid theory by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everyone knows the time traveler's objective in going back in time is not to kill his own grandfather, but rather to BECOME his own grandfather.

    1. Re:This is a stupid theory by FlyByPC · · Score: 3, Funny

      So time travel just involves a trip to Appalachia?

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    2. Re:This is a stupid theory by bmo · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm my own grandpaw.

      I'm My Own Grandpa
      ( Lonzo & Oscar )

      It sounds funny, I know,
      But it really is so,
      Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

      I'm my own grandpa.
      I'm my own grandpa.
      It sounds funny, I know,
      But it really is so,
      Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

      Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
      I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
      This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
      My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.

      This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
      My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
      To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
      I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

      My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
      And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
      For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
      Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.

      Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
      And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
      My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
      Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

      Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
      And everytime I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
      For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
      As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

      I'm my own grandpa.
      I'm my own grandpa.
      It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so,
      Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

    3. Re:This is a stupid theory by Carnildo · · Score: 2, Informative
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    4. Re:This is a stupid theory by AP31R0N · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ohh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm My Own Grandfather"!

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  11. To say... by smooth+wombat · · Score: 5, Funny

    that the Higgs boson is abhorrent to Nature is ridiculous.

    Please don't anthropomorphize particles. They don't like when you do that.

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    1. Re:To say... by gordguide · · Score: 4, Insightful

      " ... [To say] that the Higgs boson is abhorrent to Nature is ridiculous. ..."

      Of course it is. Being ridiculous is the absolute minimum required of anything worthy of study by Physicists; when it is no longer ridiculous it ascends to theory.

    2. Re:To say... by adonoman · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's OK, the summary is only anthropomorphizing Nature, which doesn't mind being anthropomorphized at all. It's mass-imparting, universe-annulling particles that Nature abhors. Unless of course Nature IS a Higgs boson, in which case we should be very worried about living in a self-loathing, suicidal universe that is only kept intact by the fact that if it didn't stay intact, we wouldn't be here to notice.

    3. Re:To say... by tylersoze · · Score: 4, Informative

      Please don't anthropomorphize particles. They don't like when you do that.

      Hehe. I quite like anthropomorphized particles: http://www.particlezoo.net/

    4. Re:To say... by Rhacman · · Score: 2, Funny

      hmm... not to change the topic or anything, but which chan should I post a rule34 challenge on regarding an anthropomorphized Higgs boson?

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  12. Almost... by Facegarden · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This theory actually kind of makes sense to me... almost.

    If the universe were indeed so much more complex than we imagined (which I fully believe is possible) that something like this could happen, I still don't think it would happen this way - that the future universe is coming back in time, just to break some magnets. Nature is rarely so subtle.

    I do believe in the possibility of multiverse theory being correct, which also allows me to believe in some form of time travel, but a more natural extension of this all is that the particles created in the future tear a hole in time-space and destroy the collision center of the machine, not some magnets around the edge (unless an accidental collision occurred elsewhere, i suppose).

    Plus, I've never figured out if time-space would follow the earth in its orbit, or if these things would just happen out in space somewhere, at the spot in orbit the earth was going to be at.

    I really hope this is kind of correct, or the universe would be a much less interesting place. I fear that one day we'll figure everything about this stuff out, and that it won't be a magical world of multiverses and time travel.
    -Taylor

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    1. Re:Almost... by notgm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      i brought this up before, and was shouted down a little bit.

      i think it's less like the future leaking back to prevent the present, and more like the present just isn't capable of reaching the future we expect.

      it's like the first time you ever put two little toy magnets together, north pole to north pole. not really knowing anything about them, you think they might stay, but one flips as soon as you take away your hand. try as you might, there is no way for you, as a child, to keep them together effectively. eventually you give up and walk away. your present can't reach a future in which the magnets stay aligned in a way which you desire.

    2. Re:Almost... by Verteiron · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, it's just the guys running the simulation don't have any code to handle what we're doing with the LHC, so they keep tweaking things to break it while they work on a patch.

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    3. Re:Almost... by Normal+Dan · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's what they did with the tower of babel. They didn't have space all figured out just yet so they just gave everyone some encryption. Also, when the hubble came out, they didn't have deep space done quite yet. (They did, but it was having some rollover errors.) So they decided to break the mirror a little bit.

      It all makes sense if you don't think about it.

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  13. Quantum Suidice by Sonic+McTails · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I dunno, the more I keep seeing the LHC fail and fail is that we may be experiencing quantum suicide. In each reality that the LHC properly starts up and smashs atoms, the world ends as we know it. We keep experiencing a version of reality where cirmstance is preventing the Hiigs Boson from being created. For those unfamiliar with the concept, here's the thought experiment behind the theory straight from Wikiepdia:

    One example of the thought experiment is: a man sits down before a gun, which is pointed at his head. The gun is rigged to a machine that measures the spin of a quantum particle. Each time the trigger is pulled, the spin of the quantum particle is measured. Depending on the measurement, the gun will either fire, or it won't. If the quantum particle is measured as spinning in a clockwise motion, the gun will fire. If the particle is spinning counterclockwise, the gun won't discharge; there will only be a click.

    The man now pulls the trigger. The gun clicks. He pulls the trigger again, with the same result. And again; the gun does not fire. The man will continue to pull the trigger again and again with the same result: The gun won't fire. Although it's functioning properly and loaded with bullets, no matter how many times he pulls the trigger, the gun will never seem to fire.

    Go back in time to the beginning of the experiment. The man pulls the trigger for the very first time, and the particle is now measured as spinning clockwise. The gun fires. The man is dead.

    But the problem arises; the man already pulled the trigger the first time — and an infinite amount of times following that — and we already know the gun didn't fire. How can the man be dead? The man is unaware, but he's both alive and dead. Each time he pulls the trigger, the universe is split in two. It will continue to split, again and again, each time the trigger is pulled. This thought experiment is called 'quantum suicide'. It was first posed by theorist Max Tegmark in 1997. However, science fiction author Larry Niven originally proposed a fictional variant of quantum suicide in his short story All the Myriad Ways in which the protagonist's final action in the story kills/fails to kill him in myriad alternate realities.

    With each run of the experiment there is a 50-50 chance that the gun will be triggered and the experimenter will die. According to the Copenhagen interpretation, the gun will (in all likelihood) eventually be triggered and the experimenter will die (assuming the experimenter allows the wavefunction/spinor of the particle to evolve back to its original state after each attempt). If the many-worlds interpretation is correct then at each run of the experiment, the experimenter will be split into one world in which he survives and another world in which he dies. After many runs of the experiment, there will be many worlds. In the worlds where the experimenter dies, he will cease to be a conscious entity.

    However, from the point of view of the non-dead copies of the experimenter, the experiment will continue running without his ceasing to exist, because at each branch, he will only be able to observe the result in the world in which he survives, and if many-worlds is correct, the surviving copies of the experimenter will notice that he never seems to die, therefore "proving" himself to be invulnerable to the gun mechanism in question, from his own point of view.

    If the many-worlds interpretation is true, the measure (given in M.W.I. by the squared norm of the wavefunction) of the surviving copies of the experimenter will decrease by 50% with each run of the experiment, but will remain non-zero. So, if the surviving copies become experimenters, those copies will either die in the first shot, or survive creating duplicates of themselves (copies of copies, that will survive finitely or die).

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    1. Re:Quantum Suidice by vertinox · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well you could have just linked the Wikipedia article instead of copying and pasting it ;)

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    2. Re:Quantum Suidice by argent · · Score: 2, Informative

      Beat me to it.

      The description of the process is a mite sloppy:

      Each time he pulls the trigger, the universe is split in two.

      You could say that the universe is forever splitting into infinitely many versions every instant, or that the wave function of the universe is getting infinitely more complex every instant... these are just different ways of saying the same thing. The different macroscopic events (you pull the trigger on cartridge or an empty chamber) are the result of these quantum level events, not the cause.

    3. Re:Quantum Suidice by symbolset · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's nice seeing the mass of physicists coming around to the simple concepts I learned at Uncle Bob's knee oh so many decades ago. With a little refinement they may yet advance to pantheistic solipsism - I see it mentioned there, but not prominently.

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  14. Bad Theory, Good Fiction by rsborg · · Score: 2, Funny

    This "theory" is horribly bad, inconsistent with modern concept of time and light-cones, but would make a kick-ass book or movie. Hollywood, you know what to do!

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  15. Re:Could happen by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The difference between theory and practice is that nothing in the universe actually conforms to your perceptions and everything you know is not even wrong. You are not even really "you" in any sense beyond the illusory narrative created by the mind, to order its disparate sensations.

    Black hole? Maths say they exist - but you will never really know, nor will it ever really matter - if you cannot even know your "self".

    "In theory there's no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is". I paraphrase this as:

    "To the imagination, it is identical with reality, when Reality is so totally comprehensive that all of imagination is an infinitesimal subset."

    But the mind is a little thing - with such a limited set of tools and perceptions, on such a tiny scale.

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  16. I believe that would be Niven's Law... by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    [citation provided]

    I got a particular kick out of the phrase "otherwise distinguished physicists" in the summary.

  17. Imagination is a fine thing... by ttimes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...but did you notice no one mentioned that it is simply hard to create the conditions necessary to detect the Higgs boson? We too quickly opt for the sci-fi answer and though the idea of time based sabotage is fun, it makes for a better movie than it does an answer. And how was such a conjecture published without data or peer review? Nothing to see here, next particle please...

  18. Re:first! by SlashDotDotDot · · Score: 4, Funny

    even the mighty slashdot is speechless!

    Apparently, several posts that came after yours traveled back through time to prevent you from being first.

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  19. Other theories with backward causality by tylersoze · · Score: 2, Interesting
  20. pull the other one by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    [quote]the Large Hadron Collider's difficulties may be due to the universe's reluctance to produce a Higgs boson[/quote]

    Let's apply Occam's Razor. One of two cases must be true, either:
    (a) "the Large Hadron Collider's difficulties may be due to the universe's reluctance to produce a Higgs boson"
    or
    (b) building a machine like this is rather complicated and it might take a few goes before they get it right.

    Of course, there could be an option (c) they really suck. I'll try that on my boss the next time I fuck something up. "No, see, it's not that I'm not any good at my job, it's that the universe is conspiring against the proper completion of the project. Have I ever mentioned Schroedinger's Cat?"

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    1. Re:pull the other one by Bob+Hearn · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But the great thing is, they propose an experiment to *test* whether this is happening.

    2. Re:pull the other one by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      But the great thing is, they propose an experiment to *test* whether this is happening.

      But the test device requires 50 million cats. Where are we gonna get 50 million cats?
           

    3. Re:pull the other one by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But the test device requires 50 million cats. Where are we gonna get 50 million cats?

      Have you seen how rapidly feral cats breed?

      The problem isn't getting 50 million cats, its getting 50 million cats into the test device. Producing cats is easy -- they take care of that themselves quite well. Herding, on the other hand...

    4. Re:pull the other one by Tarsir · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Occam's Razor does not mean that the simplest explanation is true, or even likely to be true. Occam's Razor is about parsimony of belief. Given two theories:

      1. LHC doesn't work because some of it's many many components malfunction
      2. LHC doesn't work because some of it's many many components malfunction because its future is reaching back in time, causing it to malfunction

      We choose to belief the first, rather than the second, because the second theory introduces an additional term that adds nothing to the theory. Put another way, at the moment we have evidence that the LHC is malfunctioning, but no evidence that it is malfunctioning due to bizarre backwards causality.

      The formulation of Occam's Razor with which you are familiar, no doubt from watching (or reading) Contact, is "All things being equal, the simplest solution is explanation tends to be right". In this case, simpler means 'having no unnecessary terms'. It does not refer to how credible you find one explanation or another.

    5. Re:pull the other one by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 4, Funny

      > Where are we gonna get 50 million cats?

      My ex-wife's house.

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    6. Re:pull the other one by LordofEntropy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, we all know that the hard part about herding cats is staying on the tiny horses.

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    7. Re:pull the other one by sincewhen · · Score: 2, Insightful
      But unfortunately the experiment goes...

      Step1. Obtain a working Large Hadron Collider...

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  21. Re:Kdawson story by Facegarden · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Kdawson's name is on this, why am I not surprised. I don't mean to troll, but wow does that editor have some interesting stories to his/her name. I mean honestly, a bonified, "time travel is killing the LHC", story?

    Actually you kind of are trolling, because that's not what this article is. This is not a "time travel is doing something" article, it's a "two otherwise respectable scientists are saying something pretty crazy" article. And that is notable, because that does not normally happen.
    -Taylor

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  22. Learned it watching Lexx by oldnotold · · Score: 2, Funny

    Didn't everybody learn about Higgs by watching the last season of Lexx?

  23. Original concept from "Doomsday Device" by Bob+Hearn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    by John Gribbin, (Analog Science Fiction/Science Fact, 105(2):120?125, Feb 1985). In that story a powerful particle accelerator seemingly fails to operate, for no good reason. Then a physicist realizes that if it were to work, it would effectively destroy the entire universe, by initiating a transition from a cosmological false vacuum state to a lower-energy vacuum state. In this story, the explanation of the failures assumes a many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics. So instead of explicit backward causality, there is effective backward causality: only the branches of reality with equipment failures contain observers; therefore, observers can only experience histories with equipment failures. The effect is the same.

    I also discussed this idea in the context of novel models of computation in my MIT Ph.D. thesis, Games, Puzzles, and Computation (section 8.2; also published as a book by A.K. Peters). The idea was a bit similar to Nielsen and Ninomiya's proposed experiment. It turns out that by connecting an accelerator capable of destroying the universe to a computation depending on random numbers, one could in principle solve problems that are otherwise intractable. I termed this "doomsday computation", as a variation on the similar concept of "anthropic computation" proposed earlier by Scott Aaronson.

    1. Re:Original concept from "Doomsday Device" by H0p313ss · · Score: 4, Funny

      It turns out that by connecting an accelerator capable of destroying the universe to a computation depending on random numbers, one could in principle solve problems that are otherwise intractable. I termed this "doomsday computation"

      Was that right after you published your paper on Bistromath?

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    2. Re:Original concept from "Doomsday Device" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Is that related to the quantum bogosort?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogosort#Quantum_Bogosort

  24. Whenever Something Doesn't Work by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's because it would have lead to time travel:
    • Duke Nukem Forever: A brilliant physicist spending his days masturbating pauses to download the latest copy of Duke Nukem Forever only to realize it's the worst game ever made. Unable to 'unplay' the game, he sets his mind to developing a way to travel back in time in order to prevent himself from playing the game and instead spend his time doing better things (like masturbating). Unless Duke Nukem Forever can never be released due to unexplainable problems!
    • Hurd: A revolutionizing operating system is delivered to MIT's labs only to allow the physicists 100% computational up time and serious efficiency. Unplagued by BSODs and kernel panics, the lab flourishes to the point of developing a way to time travel. Unless Hurd is development is never completed!
    • Steorn's Free Energy: Currently a large hurtle in faster than light travel is the energy required to move the tiniest amount of mass at that speed. Steorn's perpetual motion machine would have provided that energy ... unless their debut in London fantastically flopped and stymied them resulting in an international laughing stock.
    • ReiserFS: Had nothing to do with potential time travel, Hans just got out of control and killed his wife.
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  25. Re:Could happen by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Information (except its mass, charge, and spin) can't escape a black hole, period. You don't even need to suspect that some difficult concept could plausibly be an exception, because you know there are no exceptions.

  26. Re:Could happen by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If information theory wants to stop us from observing a higgs boson then we won't be able to observe it in the experiment. What won't happen is that every time we try to test it some mechanical component breaks down. That's ridiculous.

  27. Re:Could happen by thepotoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A physicist will be able to explain better than I can why entanglement can't be used for information transfer (such as FTL or what you describe), but my simplistic understanding is that in order to observe the spin on the particle, you have to actually observe it, and by observing, you might alter its spin. You have no way of knowing whether the spin you just observed is a legit signal, or a bunk one induced by your measurement.

    Any signal transmitted becomes indistinguishable from a random number generator, and you're back to square one.

    On the topic of the linked "paper", this seems like the sort of utterly ridiculous nonsense that Penrose or Novikov would cook up (especially the latter). I'm not going to dignify it with a response other than to predict that Occam's Razor will slice it apart.

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  28. Natural Occurrence? by Dizigel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Isn't one of the defenses of the safety of colliders such as the Large Hadron that natural collisions at even higher energy levels happen all the time in the universe, just not in front of a sensor that can accurately measure it? Therefore, scientists aren't doing anything that isn't "supposed" to happen. Or maybe it's the _observation_ that isn't supposed to happen. (-;

  29. I dunno by should_be_linear · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did anyone tried to fix LHC by waterboarding main scientist? Today I was trained at my workplace to think outside the box.

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  30. This theory is not to be taken seriously by damburger · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It has a serious, and might I saw, rather obvious flaw

    If the activation of the LHC created some kind of cataclysmic event which would some fuck up time to the extent of violating causality, and if the universe does indeed have causality as a boundary condition, then there are far more probable ways of averting the fatal collision than screwing up several tonnes of magnet months before the high energy firings were scheduled to take place.

    The universe could simply induce a sufficient e/m force to stop the proton beams colliding. It wouldn't take much, on a cosmic scale, and would be a far more likely outcome than an entire macroscopic object being foobared just to protect the continuity of the universe.

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    1. Re:This theory is not to be taken seriously by hondo77 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ...there are far more probable ways of averting the fatal collision...

      And you are measuring this probability how?

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    2. Re:This theory is not to be taken seriously by mpoulton · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That misinterprets the theory, by falling for the news author's anthropomorphism on the universe. The theory isn't that the universe is actually a conscious being that throws a wrench in the works and makes the LHC break just in the nick of time. The theory really is that in every multiverse where the LHC works correctly, the multiverse is destroyed by the abominable bosons. We are all riding through a series of universes in which the LHC repeatedly fails to work. At each point where a quantum event occurs which eventually leads to the LHC either working or failing, the universe splits and our consciousness follows the branch where the LHC fails, because existence is extinguished in the other branch. Is this somehow more solidly believable than the author's "sentient universe messing with stuff" explanation? Probably not.

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    3. Re:This theory is not to be taken seriously by zmooc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's the other way around. The universe "does" nothing. It merely prevents certain scenario's from happening. You might think of the current situation as one of infinitely many parallel universes. That we're currently slashdotting in the one were those magnets happened to fail, does not mean that that is the only scenario happening, it merely means that we happen to be in that universe, in that timeline. In other timelines they're probably discussing why a meterorite happened fall exactly on the LHC;-)

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    4. Re:This theory is not to be taken seriously by need4mospd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wizards.

    5. Re:This theory is not to be taken seriously by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If the universe is going to prevent this machine from working, it's going to do it in the way that requires the least "effort" from the universe's perspective. This is probably something much different than what would seem to be the simplest and easiest from a human perspective.

      The universe doesn't have limbs. It doesn't act with muscle. Fundamentally, it acts with probabilities. The universe is also the master of time, not the slave of time as humans are.

      To generate a spontaneous e/m force when the beam is switched on is possible, but it would require a large number of improbabilities coming together in an instant. Similarly, it is possible for the atoms in your can of soda to spontaneously jump two feet to the left. However, this is vastly improbable, and the universe tends not to act this way.

      It may be that by causing a few minor shifts in events months or years in advance, the universe can steer us towards a failed LHC with very little forced improbability. For example, simply aligning the spins of a few atoms in a researcher's brain might cause that person to make a critical decision leading to the failure of the magnets. It's a convoluted approach in human terms, but the essence of simplicity in quantum mechanical terms.

    6. Re:This theory is not to be taken seriously by mbkennel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "The theory really is that in every multiverse where the LHC works correctly, the multiverse is destroyed by the abominable bosons. We are all riding through a series of universes in which the LHC repeatedly fails to work."

      But that semi-sophistry could apply to any conservation law or forbidden transition:

      Put on your spooky voice and say "The creation of a particle in a configuration which violated conservation of momentum would cause such a Disturbance In the Force that it would wipe out the whole of the Universe, so we are sailing in a sea of universes selected from the Master Multiverse for which only momentum-conserving outcomes just happened to take place".

      More reasonably, physicists say, "Some transitions are forbidden due to conservation laws" and there are observable consequences. This is normal physics.

      Would the present hypothetical Higgs case be any different?

    7. Re:This theory is not to be taken seriously by Walkingshark · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You realize, of course, that if this is the case then you will never die unless there is no possible universe in which you could continue existing.

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  31. Superstition by vga_init · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have to point out that this is merely superstitious thought; there is no evidence to indicate that this is the reason why the collider failed, and while the theory *is* possible, it defies rationality. The simplest/most obvious explanation is the the collider simply failed due to technical reasons due to flaws in design or construction. Anyone could tell you that. Saying that it didn't happen because the Universe simply didn't allow it is the same as if you just substituted "God" for the word "Universe." Why didn't X happen? God didn't allow it. Why did Y happen? God made it happen. I'm not saying that it's wrong to believe in God, but these "explanations" are really non-explanations.

  32. Timecube reveals itself in mysterious ways! by Beelzebud · · Score: 2, Funny

    Next they'll tell us that we live in an electrified universe!

  33. Higgs is everywhere. by ianm.phil · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is ridiculous and not worthy of any publication, let alone the NYT (and should not be propagated on slashdot, imho).

    In short, the Higgs boson (if theories are correct) is a scalar that provides mass to all particles. That means it is present at all times everywhere. So, although it is tongue in cheek, we are swimming in an invisible soup of Higgs particles at each moment. To say that universe doesn't want us to create one is like saying people are born blind because the universe didn't want us to experience light.

  34. Re:Could happen by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You are not even really "you" in any sense beyond the illusory narrative created by the mind, to order its disparate sensations.

    That depends very much by what you mean by "illusion", and what you mean by "you". If I identify myself as this particular chunk of matter in the state it is at the moment, then yes, I am me.

    It's like describing a program as an illusion. In the sense that it abstract, perhaps. But it does have real, physical consequences -- at the very least, the color of the pixels on your screen (or which ones are lit by how much, if you want to be pedantic).

    Black hole? Maths say they exist - but you will never really know... Reality is so totally comprehensive that all of imagination is an infinitesimal subset.

    Perhaps. What is your evidence for this?

    It seems to me that we are refining our understanding of reality, but the subset which we do understand, we understand fairly well. It has been a very long time since we've been truly and profoundly wrong -- and even then, we weren't.

    For example: It was once believed that the earth is flat. But even this is not particularly wrong. On the scales most of us deal with in day-to-day life, a flat earth is a good approximation.

    It was once believed that the sun revolved around the earth. This is still a good approximation, for most purposes here on the ground. It is only when we begin to consider the motion of other planets that it becomes important which is which.

    People often point to Newton being "disproved" by Einstein, as a way to show how "unreliable" modern science is -- usually in an effort to promote some non-science, such as religion or "Intelligent Design". What they miss is that Einstein was, for all practical purposes, a refinement of Newton -- the Newtonian equations are at the core of the relativistic ones, and most of the time, we still use Newtonian physics, because it's still a good approximation and is easier to calculate.

    So while I agree that there is always more to understand, we shouldn't pretend we know nothing simply because we don't know everything.

    So, going back to what you've said here:

    Black hole? Maths say they exist - but you will never really know,

    In the sense that I can "really know" anything beyond the internal consistency of mathematical and logical systems, I can know that black holes exist, until a better explanation comes along. And as I've shown, that "better explanation" probably won't look that different than the one we have now.

    For example, it is possible that we are wrong about what the singularity of a black hole looks like. But it seems unlikely that anything would ever make its way back out -- and if it did, it probably would not come back the way it went in. Even if black holes were shown to be an entirely different phenomenon, it seems unlikely we'd show that it isn't somehow swallowing up matter, energy, even light.

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  35. Schrodinger's Cookies by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm talking about the notion that the troubled collider is being sabotaged by its own future.

    As proof of this, the NY-Times article can only be read by some observers but not others.
           

  36. Disregard that by Aphoxema · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How chauvinistic! But of course, who but a human would think that a human's mind would be so powerful that the mere observation of a revealing "secret" of the universe would be a threat to it?

    Honestly, this is beyond illogical. It may be a fact that the universe thinks and is aware of itself, but to think that it would be protecting itself from humanity learning about it in some way is ludicrous when presented with the infinite number of other ways it could restrict humans from discovering the Higgs boson.

    Let's instead consider a more plausible scenario: The LHC is an enormous undertaking that goes beyond any attempt of artifice made before involving particle collision and it is very likely it will have many setbacks.

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  37. Back in high school creative writing class ... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... (some time between fall '63 and spring '65) I wrote a short story with a similar premise:

    The government's physicists had identified a way to create such a "bounce" situation by a nuclear mumbo-jumbo that starts with putting together a dense enough energy packet. This backs the universe up a bit and it takes another alternative timeline. Humans have just enough psi to make different decisions. The more energy you use to start the process, the farther back the "time bounce" to the fork. Or at least that's the theory.

    The government has taken advantage of this by creating a secret project: They are collecting and storing a LOT of energy using a solar power satellite. (The downlink is a laser and the ground-based collector and energy storage tech, like the details of the bounce device, are unspecified.) Accumulation of energy is ongoing, so they continue to have enough to bounce back at least to the time when the project was initiated. (Going farther risks taking a fork on which the device is not made.)

    This is used by the diplomats as a way to correct mistakes: If things got too bad diplomatically they could go back and try something different. (Unlike a doomsday device you WANT to keep this one secret - and for there to be only one.)

    Since the project went online, though there have been many conflicts and near-misses on situations with the potential to degenerate into something that would make WW II or a comet impact look tame, things have always worked out for the government in question. Sometimes by smart diplomacy, sometimes by smart battle strategy in small conflicts heading off large ones, sometimes by seemingly amazing coincidences and blind luck. Starting as one country on Earth (where the device is still sited) the government has (mostly peaceably) unified/absorbed/explored/grown into a multi-solar-system empire.

    The kicker is that, from the viewpoint of the operators (from which it is was written) EVERY use is the FIRST use. It ALWAYS appears that things have miraculously gone so well that they haven't needed it - until JUST NOW. Maybe the thing really doesn't work - in which case it will destroy the planet and life on most of the spiral arm. Maybe it does work - but from the viewpoint of the current timeline it's just the end of the universe. Maybe the diplomats and generals, knowing this is a possibility, have gone to heroic efforts and pulled out heroic saves - until JUST NOW. But now it's finally hit the fan and the viewpoint characters have been ordered to set it off ...

    One of the others in that class was the guy who was the model for Aahz in Asprin's books. Ran into him a decade or two later. He brought up the story and said it had haunted him ever since. B-)

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    1. Re:Back in high school creative writing class ... by rAiNsT0rm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Awesome! Great stuff, and don't worry I once wrote a followup to Morte d'Arthur perfectly in the style of the original on which I received a C- for parts where my grammar and structure matched the original work but apparently were "incorrect" to the teacher... and then I won a National English Merit award for the same work when the teacher's assistant submitted it because she dug it. Grade never got changed.

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    2. Re:Back in high school creative writing class ... by Orne · · Score: 2, Funny

      I had a high school english teacher who gave me a C+ on a book report on The Time Machine because I failed to mention the nuclear war... that occurred only in the 1960 movie version, not the book.

      In retrospect, this should have been self-evident to the teacher, since the story was written in 1895, before Bohr suggested there was even such a thing as an atomic nucleus in 1913.

      Needless to say, I had my grade corrected.

    3. Re:Back in high school creative writing class ... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What if certain "extraordinary" people are merely beneficiaries of dumb luck? What if Warren Buffett has no actual investiment skill, but appears so because we never put him in the context of the many thousands of similar individuals who eventually "landed on tails", so to speak?

      I understand that there's a theory in investing that a significant fraction of investment advisers are precisely that. B-)

      There's also a confidence game that works that way:

        1) The con artist starts by extracting a large number of names and addresses from the phone book.

        2) He send them each a random stock pick or horse race winner.

        3) After the race/target date he discard all the names he sent a bum pick and repeats with the remainder and a new set of picks.

        4) After a few iterations he has a handfull of people who are convinced he's psychic or has inside info, some of whom already traded/bet on his calls and are richer than they were before he started. (The number if iterations is significant but I don't recall it. It's got to be long enough to hook the suckers and short enough that the news of the losers doesn't propagate. USPS and the racket squads are aware of this system.) Then he sends a letter asking for a big fee for the next pick. This brings in a pile of money.

        5) He sends each of 'em who pays up another random pick. If they're all flops he's still got the pile of money. If one or two hits he now has one or two suckers who are even more convinced and have a bunch of money to fleece with one more iteration.

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    4. Re:Back in high school creative writing class ... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Informative

      Good stuff!

      From the outside perspective, the scientist was never able to achieve time travel, and the proliferation of nasty accidents around time travel experimentors would seem like some sort of "Physicist's Curse".

      There was something that LOOKED like that in chemistry: The isolation of Fluorine. It turned out to be pretty straightforward. But the stuff was SO toxic that a number of chemists died in "mysterious laboratory accidents" before one succeeded AND kept it sufficiently contained to live to tell about it. Then they figured out what had happened to the rest.

      Nitroglycerin had a related happening, first time: It blew the lab and the chemist to small pieces. But he'd kept good notes and they survived. With the info others were able to replicate the synthesis and knew to take care (and work from a distance!) until they figured out the need for temperature control and shock-avoidance to avoid setting off the product in mid-reaction.

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    5. Re:Back in high school creative writing class ... by Gruturo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I had a high school english teacher who gave me a C+ on a book report

      My high school english teacher gave me a C++ instead

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      Bjarne Stroustrup

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  38. Re:Could happen by jeffshoaf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Depending on how you reconcile the two, you may not get an actual black hole. (You will get something that behaves quite similarly, but not exactly the same.)

    A really, really dark brown hole?


    Hmmm... Maybe I need to change my sig for this post!

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  39. Re:Could happen by Gerzel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Uhm...you forgot "according to current theory" in that statement. We think there are no exceptions, but if we find one then the theory has to be changed.

    Theory is only our current working simulation of how we think the universe works; the universe itself plays by its own rules which may or may not match our theories.

  40. Re:Could happen by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You were born, and soon you will die.

    Conjecture on your part, based upon your observations and your personal interpretation of those observations. Whether or not he (or I) ever die is a distant mystery to you and doesn't matter; you should be more concerned with your fate.

    See, perspective and philosophy is fun to play with. And my reply to your post is as inane in irrelevant to the subject matter as your reply to the parent was.

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  41. Re:Could happen by KeensMustard · · Score: 3, Funny

    Goat C. Worst. Syntax. Ever.

  42. Re:Could happen by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Perhaps the sum of solution spaces where the machine is never turned on is greater than the sum of the solution spaces where it gets turned on but doesn't find what it's looking for?

  43. Married long, StikyPad? by Xeleema · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am truly humbled by your words, StikyPad. We cannot permit your wisdom to be restrained any longer! You must go to that Siren that has ensnared you, and proudely proclaim that you will once again wander the Earth, for the Slashdotters need your words! (And if she likes, she can tag along, but it's Fast Food from here on out.)

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  44. Re:Could happen by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Informative

    A pair of entangled particles has the property that, if someone takes a measurement on each of them, forcing each into one of a pair of eigenstates, knowing which state one of them collapsed into tells you which state the other one collapsed into - even if the separation between the two measurements is spacelike rather than timelike (i.e. even if a signal from one of them "telling" the other which state to pick would have to propagate faster than light.)

    But you can't force your particle to pick one of the two options for its own collapse, and thus force the other to pick a state of your choosing and send a bit of information faster than light. The PARTICLE gets to make the pick. You can't distinguish whether the particles communicate FTL, the pick was already made when they initially became entangled and carried by some "hidden variable" until the measurement (though there's reason to believe it's not a hidden variable), they were just predestined to act that way, or whatever. (Physics says WHAT it does but, at least so far, not HOW.)

    The most you can do is measure a DIFFERENT thing about the particle when you force the collapse (such as the polarization along a different axis if you're measuring polarization), in which case you lose all knowledge about how the other particle's measurement came out.

    So if there is an FTL communications link there, it's useful for the particles but apparently not for us.

    This is probably good. If we had a reliable FTL signal link we could pretty trivially (using special relativity and things moving moderately fast) turn it into a future-to-past communication link and blow the hell out of causality. So far the only maybe-future-to-past comm channel that comes out of current paradigms (AFAIK) involves galactic-scale masses and energies.

    Does that explanation help?

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  45. Re:Could happen by Toonol · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Kind of a super strong Anthropic principle. "The universe exists because someday, something in the future will require it to."

  46. Re:Boson in time by bheekling · · Score: 3, Informative

    The English "or" maps to the operator "OR", but the English "either ... or" maps to the operator "XOR". In other words,

    scary or wonderful => scary OR wonderful

    either scary or wonderful => scary XOR wonderful

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  47. Re:Could happen by peragrin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So gravity doesn't escape a black hole? Then how does gravity pull you closer to it?

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  48. Science? Really? by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does it explain why, if the Universe is so loath to produce a Higgs boson, it bombards our atmosphere when enormously high energy particles that can create Higgs bosons if they exist? Why hasn't it propagated back in time to stop cosmic rays? It sounds far more like fiction, and inconsistent fiction at that.

  49. Re:Could happen by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 3, Informative

    The information is available on the surface of the event horizon by the holographic principle.

  50. Re:Could happen by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And perhaps even larger is the sum of the solution spaces in which their are no humans to build the thing at all.

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  51. Re:Could happen by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Informative

    Doesn't this really just mean that FTL is only possible if there's a preferred frame of reference?

    Yep. But such a special frame also pulls the rug out from under both special and general relativity.

    Given how well relativity has matched extreme physical phenomena so far it seems unlikely that a special frame with FTL will show up.

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  52. Time Travel Cheating by arthurpaliden · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you go back in time to before you first met your wife and had a fling with her would that be cheating or would it just be the first time you met your wife.....

  53. Re:Boson in time by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, ultimately I need to know if I'm buying any more cat food.

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  54. But it's already disproven by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny

    might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather."

    Been there, did that, and I'm still (POP!) ...

  55. Re:Could happen by yurtinus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This all sounds super deep and meaningful and all quantumy, but does anybody s'pose that it fails so much because it's just a big damn machine built by hundreds of contractors, many of which will be impressed if it works at all?

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  56. Re:Could happen by fbjon · · Score: 3, Funny
    Neat! Thus, Goat C++ is an Orifice-oriented superset of Goat C, with iffy streams.

    Some might say that makes sense without the "Goat", too.

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  57. Re:Could happen by Sulphur · · Score: 2, Funny

    We shouldn't be looking at Schrödinger's death until we solve the mystery of cats.

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  58. Re:Could happen by bckrispi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well "according to relativity", quantum mechanics shouldn't exist either...

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  59. Re:Could happen by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Goat C. Worst. Syntax. Ever.

    Look at it this way. If the number of (one-syllable-name + one-letter) rappers and hip-hop artists continues to increase, then eventually all possible names will be taken. So, unless that trend fades, someday there will be a fresh new urban act called "Goat C". Fate, twisted master that it is, will make this person famous. Just in time for you to have kids or possibly grandkids. And they will ask you if you've seen Goat C, because he's awesome.

    And then you will be horrified.

    Then the TV ads will start about how Goat C will be appearing live at your local arena. You won't be able to tune it out like other ads, simply because of the surprise the first time you hear it. Every time you hear the baseline that opens the ad, every time you hear his music, everywhere you turn, you hear people praising Goat C or exhorting you to pay money to see Goat C.

    Then he will make a remix of your favorite song. So your favorite song will be forever linked to Goat C.

    And that is when the nightmares begin.

  60. Get a grip by syousef · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It was completely over the top for humour value. No one is taking this seriously. No one in their right mind anyway. So there's no secret agenda to oppress women here.

    The same women that complain about these jokes as being sexist usually have no problem with jokes about men. Get a grip. I'm a fat guy but I still laugh at some fat jokes. It's called having a sense of humour.

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    1. Re:Get a grip by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're just saying that because you're fat. And fat people, as everyone knows, are jollier than everyone else. Don't blame wall0159 for being a skinny over-sensitive clod!

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      Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
  61. Then why can't I win the Lotto? by woolio · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am also finding that there is a very high correlation between the multiverses where the LHC doesn't work and those in which I do not win the Lotto and become a billionaire.

    While correlation is not causation, I have to wonder... Do I only win the Lotto in the multiverses where the LHC works correctly?