Possible Dark Matter Signs At the Core
Scientific American has a piece on speculation that dark matter may be behind diffuse radiation in the galactic center. Beginning in 2003, researchers led by Douglas Finkbeiner noticed a curious excess of microwave radiation in the WMAP data, after all known sources of such radiation were accounted for. Data from NASA's Fermi Gamma-Ray Space Telescope resulted in a similar anomaly in gamma rays. "A paper posted to the physics preprint Web site arXiv.org on October 26 and submitted to the Astrophysical Journal points to a possible signature of dark matter in the Milky Way, although the study's authors are careful to keep their observations empirical and table such speculation... In the new paper [the researchers] describe the Fermi gamma-ray haze and make the claim that it confirms the synchrotron origin of the WMAP microwave haze. And as with the microwave haze, the authors argue that the electrons responsible for the gamma-ray haze appear to originate from an unknown astrophysical process. ... 'We are absolutely in the process of exploring the Fermi haze in the context of dark matter physics,' [one of them] says."
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Of course it's dark matter in the middle
Am I the only one who read the title as 'Dark Master'?
I swear Dark Matter is the 'God did it' of the physics world. Can't explain something, Dark Matter is the reason! Can't find a cause, Dark Matter is it! Can't explain Dark Matter, we got Dark Energy! Can't explain Dark Energy, its Dark Matter!
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but I think we oughtta shed some light on this subject, and soon.
Ba-da-ching.
CAPTAIN KIRK: Spock, come in here, can you make sense of these readings?
SPOCK: Captain, it appears that dark matter may be behind diffuse radiation in the galactic center.
CAPTAIN KIRK: It's the most magnificent thing I've ever seen!
SPOCK: It is...fascinating.
CAPTAIN KIRK: But why would diffuse radiation need a starship?
DR. MCCOY: Come on over here, boys! This galactic dick ain't gonna suck itself!
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Can't explain something, Dark Matter is the reason! Can't find a cause, Dark Matter is it!
This is completely incorrect. This work is the result of looking for Dark Matter. Dark Matter is the best explanation for galactic rotation curves and the cosmic microwave background. Depending on what the Dark Matter is it may annihilate with itself and produce, amongst other things, electron-positron pairs. In fact the paper is really a very beautiful and elegant bit of work since the first bit of evidence which lead to this comes from the background 'noise' of one of the major pieces of evidence for Dark Matter - the WMAP data! As such, far from noticing something and then attributing it to Dark Matter, this is actively looking for something that suggests evidence for Dark Matter. True the evidence does not show that it HAS to be Dark Matter but if you cannot attribute it to anything else which is known and you have models which suggest that Dark Matter might produce such a signal it is very interesting.
Arkani-Hamed et al have a model which may explain this and which, if correct, predicts jets of leptons (electrons or muons) at the LHC. This is actually one of the things which my colleagues and I are looking for on the ATLAS Experiment. If we do observe them then this will be further evidence for Dark Matter and not a "oh, something else we cannot explain and put down to Dark Matter". Until we have enough bits of evidence that, combined, show that Dark Matter is the only possible cause there will always be some doubt but that should not be construed as flailing around and using Dark Matter to explain every observation that is inexplicable. Indeed, the fact that we are using Dark Matter models to suggest observations and experiments to perform and then finding that these return "inexplicable" results is very, very interesting!
Now of course the problem with discussing articles by "conventional" astronomers is that they want to limit everything to a "conventional" physical process (i.e. determined by the natural laws of physics).That approach fades once one begins to integrate (a) the age of the universe; (b) the probable evolution timescale for intelligent life; (c) the evolution of intelligent species. If one simply uses the data from the Lineweaver group -- the probability of intelligent technological civilizations older than ours goes up significantly (most of the potential civilization evolving stars are older than "we" are). Could not such civilizations choose to communicate with each other using relativistic electrons? Some of which will not make it but can easily be corrected by ECC.
Is not the dark matter simply evidence of the existence of Kardshev Type II level civilizations?
It is useful to note that physicists still want to insist on explanations that are based in intrinsic laws of physics (read: "I'll invent laws if they do not already exist") rather than the evolution of universe as a whole (one which incorporates physics with chemistry and biology)..
Why do we keep invoking "dark matter" to explain that which is adequately explained by the massive black hole at the center of this and almost every other galaxy?
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
I'd like to see that happen. Seriously, that is even worse than anything I've seen from taco.
...like I like my cosmological hypotheses. Dark, with a nice distribution of heat.
but I prefer white matter
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'We are absolutely in the process of exploring the Fermi haze in the context of dark matter physics,'
Quite a shady subject...
.... right guys?
Random mass we don't know the origin of and can't identify? Lets call it dark, and assume we have physics about it. Ok, now we've found some radiation we can't find the origin of. Well, looks to be the same physics we're dealing with...
Magic?
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Your "Fermi Haze" has rusted my "Occam's Razor," and now I can't cut my "Coulombian Cocaine."
Better dark matter than all the stars blowing up in a supernova chain reaction explosion that will flood our neighborhood with lethal radiation.
Black magic
Technically dark magic. [-5 overly pedantic]
Up to a certain point , all phenomenon we looked at shows essentially a neutral universe. Dark matter and energy were thought up to explain something which could not be explained with our normal theory without, but would neatly fit with a universe being neutral & flat (aka everything going to zero). And thus far it seems to fit. "God did it", does not fit the same type of explanation , as the more we know, the more we see natural process shugging alone without any design whatsoever. It is simply an ad-hoc thrown in belief without any basic of fundamental for it. It is fine for faith and belief, but does not offer any prediction one can falsify. Dark matter and energy actually does that.
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I already read the actual paper, The problem with this, is that there is tons of models which can be fitted to the data. One can find a model which predict these plots, and works perfectly, but it's exactly like looking at the clouds and seeing faces in them. After the preliminarily results from the Pamela experiment, everyone tried to fit his model to the data. For all we know there other astrophysics model that can explain this without the need to inject dark matter in this. (Yes I am physicist, and yes I am working on dark matter)
You can't ever actually go to the milky way's core.. so, really, what you are doing is almost like standing on the beach with a blindfold on, guessing at what is in the bottom of the ocean, based on what you hear. Is that really, the only thing you can really do is assume that physics on mother earth is the same as elsewhere in the galaxy, and then extrapolate that to what you see in space. Frankly, what happens in the core of the milky way or even not too far outside of the solar system is essentially useless trivia anyway. It makes for a good story but there's not a damn thing we can do about it. If someone wanted to believe God made the entire universe in seven days, or the FSM did it in 27 minutes, there's absolute nothing about that believe that could measurably alter the human standard of living.
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Cause that's the only thing that we really know about it, just a accounted source of gravity, but nobody yet has proved that it is matter. Naming it as matter might be potentially misleading.
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Lots of Dark Matter at the galaxy's core? So they just found the path to the Niblonians' home planet?
Seems there is a more mundane explanation.
Dark matter and dark energy bother me considerably.
I don't think that the observations those thing were invernted, er... postulated, to explain falsify current theories. Well not completely, anyway.
Firstly, when it was pointed out that a constant speed of light is inconsistent with Newton, we didn't throw the whole framework out. In fact almost all of it survives today. Moreover, it has take a huge effort and expense to conduct experiments that confirm the various differences in predictions of Einstein over Newton.
The fact is that observations match incredibly closely with predictions, with a few exceptions.
Admitedly that means that out theories are either wrong or incomplete, but they are still useful, and will survive the next big shakeup in physics at least as well as Newton survives general relativity.
Dark matter has Sweet Fuck All to do with the cosmic microwave background, which was explained very well in the 1960s using conventional physics and the big bang theory.
I'd suggest you do a little reading about the WMAP probe and the fluctuations it measured in the Cosmic Microwave background. So far the only consistent Big Bang models which can explain these fluctuations involve large amounts of Dark Matter and Dark Energy. Indeed Dark Matter and Energy is the only way we can make the observed fluctuations consistent with existing physics and the Big Bang so you really could not be more wrong if you tried because without Dark Matter we MUST have either new, unconventional physics or something other than a Big Bang.
Of course there is considerably more evidence than just WMAP. One in particular, the bullet cluster, is extremely hard to explain using modified newtonian dynamics or the other models which at the alternatives to Dark Matter. However science has advanced from the 1960s and with the data we now have it is not possible to construct consistent models with conventional physis