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10% of US Energy Derived From Old Soviet Nukes
Nrbelex writes "The New York Times reports that about 10 percent of electricity generated in the United States comes from fuel from dismantled nuclear bombs, mostly Russian. 'It's a great, easy source' of fuel, said Marina V. Alekseyenkova, an analyst at Renaissance Bank and an expert in the Russian nuclear industry that has profited from the arrangement since the end of the cold war. But if more diluted weapons-grade uranium isn't secured soon, the pipeline could run dry, with ramifications for consumers, as well as some American utilities and their Russian suppliers.'"
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INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER.
You should install your nigger differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your nigger to another nigger immediately after unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many niggers start singing as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work best as standalone units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape. At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most owners use the same names over and over, since niggers become confused by too much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective names for your new buck nigger. If your nigger is a ho, it should be called Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some owners call their nigger hoes Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names for nigger hoes. These names go straight over your nigger's head, by the way.
CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER
Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped with a tongue and vocal chords. Most niggers can master only a few basic human phrases with this apparatus - "muh dick" being the most popular. However, others make barking, yelping, yapping noises and appear to be in some pain, so you should probably call a vet and have him remove your nigger's tongue. Once de-tongued your nigger will be a lot happier - at least, you won't hear it complaining anywhere near as much. Niggers have nothing interesting to say, anyway. Many owners also castrate their niggers for health reasons (yours, mine, and that of women, not the nigger's). This is strongly recommended, and frankly, it's a mystery why this is not done on the boat
HOUSING YOUR NIGGER.
Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of nigger food through. The rule of thumb is, four niggers per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot nigger cage can accommodate two hundred niggers. You can site a nigger cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about your nigger fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of the cage. Niggers never invented the shovel before and they're not about to now. In any case, your nigger is certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your nigger is living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck niggers and hoe niggers can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks never attempt sex with black hoes.
FEEDING YOUR NIGGER.
Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy ass almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your nigger will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other niggers, etc. Experienced nigger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the nigger cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all niggers have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all niggers steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his niggers as a result. You should never allow your nigger meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach a nigger to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea.
MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK.
Niggers are very, very averse to work of any kind. The nigger's most
... oh my goodness, I can't bring myself to do it. Go on without me! For great justice!
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Nuclear weapon powers USA!
"Be prepared, son. That's my motto. Be prepared." --Joe Hallenbeck
So the solution to the energy problems we face, is to stockpile more nukes so we can use them for fuel when they get past their "best used by" date?
"Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
Thats because in mother russia, power generates itself
before we run out of uranium!!
For about 10 percent of electricity in the United States, it's fuel from dismantled nuclear bombs, INCLUDING Russian ones.
10% from all not all from Russia . Dammit it is the first sentence.
Is the gasoline LOBBY !
Yours In Baikonur,
Kilgore Trout
But if more diluted weapons-grade uranium isn't secured soon, the pipeline could run dry . . .
. . . new, old Soviet nukes . . .
I'm sure there must be profit for someone in there somewhere . . .
Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
Time to reprocess. The reasons the US doesn't are not really valid.
The tougher job is to figure out how to make a fuel source out of the next thing poised to destroy the U.S.
Maybe burn the paper health care bill is written on? Or do we go to the source and put all of congress in hamster wheels.
Think of all the countries they could have incinerated with those nukes!
So the most likely thing to happen will be that instead of a bunch of US government-connected fatcats reaping a windfall, some Russian government-connected fatcats will reap a windfall (or at least the balance shifts their way), but the fuel keeps flowing.
... if we'd use common sense and recycle the fuel, as many other nuclear nations already do. The whole terrorist argument against this was bogus from the start. Recycle the damn fuel, and you can reuse 93 percent of it.
Life is hard, and the world is cruel
Right up until now I thought US foreign policy was extremely poor. I feel I must apologise for thinking that, in fact US foreign policy is an act of unparalleled genius! North Korea is being largely ignored by the US as is Iran, not because they are not dangerous (they are) but you are simply employing them to gather enough nulear armaments together that you will later use to generate power, whilst silmutaneously reducing your dependency on fossil fuel and also creating world stabalisation. Outstanding work, forward thinking and downright cunning. I salute you!
China is quietly engaging in it. Sadly, Obama and the dems are trying hard to ignore it, but.....
If we are using so much Soviet stockpile how reliable are the sources for nuclear fuel. There are lots of quotes about how many years we can last but when a lot of it is in countries like Russia and Iran how reliable are the supplies? I know Africa has reserves but it's not the most stable place. Are we trading one unstable resource, oil mostly comes from the middle east, for another one? This isn't a pro or against issue it's a serious concern. Reprocessing can last us for a time but it requires more infrastructure and time to put in place. The one benefit to alternative sources is they tend to be homegrown. Like I say not speaking out against nuclear just wondering if we might be asking for trouble if the world becomes more unstable again. Do we end up invading Africa or Iran for nuclear fuel? I know there are other supplies and even some domestic quantities I'm just wondering how reliable the foreign ones are in fact. We can cannibalize our own nuclear reserves for a time but since we've been downsizing I tend to think this has already happened.
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This sounds similar to what was done with Saddam Hussein's yellowcake uranium a year ago. It was shipped from Iraq to Canada and used as fuel for the Bruce nuclear plant.
The real waste is the dismantling of the launch vehicles (from both countries). We all spent billions developing reliable launch technologies and it breaks my heart to see them crushing perfectly good missiles.
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Rather than trying to secure more weapon grade uranium why don't they consider either licensing the design or designing their own reactors that do not need the enriched uranium. Off the top of my head there are the 2nd generation CANDU reactors.
So much for the argument that nukes are better than oil because the fuel is less limited.
And how cheap is this ex-Soviet fuel, while it lasts? Shouldn't we count the cost to get them, which includes $TRILLIONS on the Cold War?
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If anything we should increase the amount of energy created by using nuclear fuel in this country. Every form of 'green' power has some kind of drawback that makes it less than ideal, hyrdo affects fish, solar requires nasty chemicals, geothermal is accused of causing earthquakes, wind power kills birds and so on. Point being if we're going to have widespread energy production it needs to be done on a feasible basis that responds to economy of scale. I'd love to have solar panels for my house (and will probably have them within a couple years), but that doesn't mean where I live is a good location for building solar power plants.
The biggest obstacle keeping us from using the greenest energy source we have is the pushback from groups like greenpeace. Ever notice that greenpeace never actually does research or other work to make the world a greener place? The research they do is politically motivated and centered around preventing others from doing things they are politically intolerant of. When's the last time you read a press release from greenpeace about a new technological development they made? If groups such as greenpeace were actually serious about the environment they would be all over themselves in doing everything they could in order to increase the use of nuclear energy.
The fact that the government feels it had to keep this story below the radar in the first place shows how much damage these groups have done to nuclear power. It's time for greenpeace to stand up, do the right thing, and make amends for decades of harm to the environment they have caused. They are no better than some of the old factories that dumped chemicals into rivers.
Electricity is just one part of our energy supply, but by no means all of it. Far too often the terms energy and electricity get used as if they are interchangeable, when they are not. The summary is correct, the title is not. 10% of our electricity is not the same as 10% of out total energy.
Well I hear that our friends in Iran are progressing nicely with weapons grade material. Perhaps we should ask them for some nicely. If not, there's always our BFF North Korea.
There were nukes built by Soviets. And there were nukes built for delivery to Soviets. (Intercontinental ballistic missiles: When it absolutely, positively has to be there in twenty minutes.) Whether most of that material would belong to Soviets or Americans depends on who launched first.
Use it.
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I don't know about Russia, but the US military frequently uses it's old launch vehicles (or at least the engines) for suborbital weapons tests and satellite launches. For example, the Minotaur series of rockets by Orbital Sciences use old Minuteman and Peacekeeper engines. I'm sure there are many other examples.
Why are there so many articles about how we are running out of something? Are old soviet nukes the only method of supplying power now?
The New York Times reports that about 10 percent of electricity generated in the United States comes from fuel from dismantled nuclear bombs, mostly Russian.
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The power from old Russian nukes we use today does not offset the loss of energy we still suffer from as a result of the Cold War-era tapping of our precious bodily fluids!
As US-born unemployed engineer whose job has been displaced by an H1-B visa holder, I'm installing and wiring solar panels in the meantime; hopefully it's helping.
...get more from Iran and North Korea, right? Oh, wait...
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Just buy a few hundred shares of UF.UN and you make money if the price of the stuff goes up. And you can tell chicks that you own uranium!
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it's going to be 30 years before there viable breeder reactor producing power. It's going to take 50+ years before there's a possibility of a viable fusion reactor.
There are significant engineering problems with both now. We're stuck for the next couple of decades with the highly inefficient ones we have now.
There's an excellent post on theoildrum on exactly this issue right now. Basically, the next couple of decades are going to be bad...
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Isn't it better to have all that energy released gradually, instead of all at once? :)
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The problem is that you can't recycle nuclear fuel. There are always residual byproducts that last for long and have a potential to pollute eveything around them.
Well that's funny. France has recycled their fuel for years, and Japan is following suit.
Life is hard, and the world is cruel
The solution seems easy: Just dismantle more nukes. In fact, lets dismantle all of them. It's the promise of the nuclear age finally realized without the horrible side effects.
I read the internet for the articles.
... when they say all this nuke stuff are just for electricity ?
"Sure, we get nukes from North Korea, but come on, they are so bad they are only good for generating electricity, just like the Americans do with the Soviet nukes!"
There are about 30,000 deployable nuclear warheads (strategic and tactical) on this planet. 45% of them are "in storage", mostly referring to those dismantled enough to satisfy SALT definitions but able to be rebuilt in short order should it be necessary. If the 14,000 in storage were dismantled and turned to fuel there would be no shortage. The number of warheads dismantled since 1980, whether turned to fuel or any other use, is 10,000. The "lack of funds for dismantling" is a fiction narrative that pops up regularly, probably in attempt to boost the price of the liberated fuel and/or the price of energy generated from it.
"I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
I don't really see what the big deal is. We can just buy more from Iran.
Dismantle a nuclear bomb, and you can light a city for a year. Drop a nuclear bomb...
but in the hands of an incompetent american corporation you have things like the 1986 canister rupture that spewed over 20,000 pounds of uf6 into the environment and killed a man.
The last I heard, we weren't producing even 3% of our electricity from nuclear. So where did they GET this 10% figure??