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The Languages of "The Office"

Venkat Rao has followed up his analysis of office dynamics as reflected in The Office, which we discussed last month, with one titled Posturetalk, Powertalk, Babytalk and Gametalk. The Office is running a little thin of meaty examples to make his points in delineating the ways of PowerTalk — the language of the Sociopaths — so Rao reaches out to Goodfellas, Wall Street, The Boiler Room, and Making Jack Falcone. The entire analysis illuminates and is illuminated by a diagram of the disparate languages that Sociopaths, the Clueless, and Losers speak to each other and among themselves.

147 comments

  1. Incomplete analysis by eln · · Score: 1

    What about clueless loser sociopaths? How do we^H^Hthey communicate? Or do they just use all of these different "languages" to talk to themselves?

    1. Re:Incomplete analysis by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Somebody who is all three is either schizophrenic or has multiple personality disorder- in which case they'd speak the language that best fits their current personality in that relationship.

      I say this because the clueless stereotype and the sociopath stereotype in the description are mutually exclusive; the first is honorable and goes beyond the call of duty without motivation or recompense, the second you can't get out of bed without offering a six digit salary.

      The losers are the people somewhere in the middle.

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    2. Re:Incomplete analysis by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      I say this because the clueless stereotype and the sociopath stereotype in the description are mutually exclusive; the first is honorable and goes beyond the call of duty without motivation or recompense, the second you can't get out of bed without offering a six digit salary.

      You seem to have confused altruistic with clueless. Of course, a sociopath would likely consider an altruistic person to be clueless.

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    3. Re:Incomplete analysis by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      You seem to have confused altruistic with clueless. Of course, a sociopath would likely consider an altruistic person to be clueless.
       
      Not my definitions, but if you read the author's two main pages, that is EXACTLY right. The only difference between the clueless person and the loser person is altruism.

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    4. Re:Incomplete analysis by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      What about clueless loser sociopaths? How do we^H^Hthey communicate? Or do they just use all of these different "languages" to talk to themselves?

      They burn down the building. Duh...

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    5. Re:Incomplete analysis by rsw · · Score: 1

      No it's not. A clueless person can be 100% convinced that they will get ahead as a result of their actions, and just be wrong about that fact. It's not altruism that makes them clueless, it's, well, cluelessness. So yes, an altruist is clueless, but not all clueless are altruists.

    6. Re:Incomplete analysis by Cylix · · Score: 1

      And he would be right to do so!

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    7. Re:Incomplete analysis by altern1ty · · Score: 1

      And just where DOES Office Space fit into this theory anyway?

    8. Re:Incomplete analysis by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      The parent post was describing the author's definitions. Your post seems to contradict itself. You say that it isn't altruism that makes them clueless, but then say that an altruist is clueless.

      An altruist just seeks to work for the betterment of the group, and can be quite aware that not everyone will be doing the same, and they CAN apply judgment with regard to people who would attempt to take advantage of them.

      There is nothing about being altruistic which requires you to be oblivious. Habitat For Humanity is an altruistic organization, yet they do have standards for their applicants.

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    9. Re:Incomplete analysis by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      And just where DOES Office Space fit into this theory anyway?

      Lundberg - sociopath
      Peter - checked-out loser
      Samir - clueless

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  2. Let me get this straight by OzPeter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Didn't read TFA - just skimmed it a bit, but let me get this straight, some guy has analysized a bunch of fake conversations (that were created by the various shows' writers) in order to produce an explanation of real world office dynamics?

    Do I have that right?

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    1. Re:Let me get this straight by dave562 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, you have it right. I made it about half way through the article before my eyes glazed over. I wonder what category the author puts himself in.

    2. Re:Let me get this straight by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. The original article was profound bullshit, and I imagine this one is too.

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    3. Re:Let me get this straight by FooAtWFU · · Score: 3, Funny

      Idunno. What kind of a sociopath divides the entire world into the "clueless", the "losers", and the "sociopaths"?

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    4. Re:Let me get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the entire BUSINESS world.

      and it's originally from a gapingvoid comic: http://gapingvoid.com/

    5. Re:Let me get this straight by gbjbaanb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      but... is the The Office, or the US version?

      The original was unbelievably true to dysfunctional form. I Everyone I know says "yeah, I used to work for a guy like that". that's mainly what made it so popular. The US version... well, I believe they altered it to make it fit the US culture, mini series format, product placement and got a pit of writers in to add some jokes and make it run for half a dozen series. I'm sure the joke wore thin after the 1st.

    6. Re:Let me get this straight by thesandtiger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I know, right? It's almost as if he were pretending that the conversations in The Office were like, extreme examples of the things that people do, in fact, run into every day in office situations and then using them as exemplars, and that he also thought maybe more people have seen The Office than would be privy to the goings on at McManus, Kinsey & Schmidt Box & Container Manufacturers. What kind of insanity as this?

      It would have been MUCH better if he used really tame or low-key examples from some office in the middle of Podunk, Iowa that nobody has ever heard of, because that would just work so much better for an article intended for a nation/world-wide audience. EVERYONE knows how Jeanne in Accounts Payable is like this while Frank in Customer Service is like THAT. Cause that stuff is REAL, yo.

      Gotta keep it real.

      Does it also bug you that people study literature or historical accounts which may very well be somewhat fictionalized/idealized portrayals of real events, and attempt to use them to understand human interaction?

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    7. Re:Let me get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. Everbody knows there are only dicks, pussies and assholes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RNgaxKfyZU

    8. Re:Let me get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a clueless sociopathic loser, you insensitive clod!

    9. Re:Let me get this straight by mounthood · · Score: 1

      ... some guy has analysized a bunch of fake conversations (that were created by the various shows' writers) in order to produce an explanation of real world office dynamics?

      I wonder what category the author puts himself in.

      A.I. researcher.

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    10. Re:Let me get this straight by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, the US version fits US Business even better- and if that scares you, well, it should.

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    11. Re:Let me get this straight by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Idunno. What kind of a sociopath divides the entire world into the "clueless", the "losers", and the "sociopaths"?

      Clearly the kind who is a clueless loser...

    12. Re:Let me get this straight by icebraining · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Mod parent up. The UK version is a real observation of life, much like The Royle Family, and its accuracy is what makes those shows great.

      Someone once said to me: "Steve Carell tries to be funny. Ricky Gervais acts like a guy trying to be funny".

    13. Re:Let me get this straight by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Seriously. If those are the only three topics, how do you classify someone who is successful and an agreeable person?

    14. Re:Let me get this straight by commodore64_love · · Score: 0

      >>>I believe they altered it to make it fit the US culture, mini series format, product placement and got a pit of writers in to add some jokes and make it run for half a dozen series.
      >>>

      What the heck are you talking about? You're probably correct about the "writers" aspect (that's how TV is done here - group writing), but it's definitely not a "mini-series". It's the standard 20-22 episodes per year that virtually all U.S. television shows follow. A U.S. miniseries is typically 3-4 episodes and then done.

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    15. Re:Let me get this straight by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Didn't read TFA - just skimmed it a bit, but let me get this straight, some guy has analysized a bunch of fake conversations (that were created by the various shows' writers) in order to produce an explanation of real world office dynamics?

      It's amazing the extent to which some people will go just to be able to sit in front of a TV for hours on end.

      I remember doing a research paper in grad school on "storytelling in the Italian-American community based on the early films of Scorsese, DiPalma and Coppola". I must have spent 100 hours with a TV and VCR and big bag of weed. Despite the herbal enhancement, I can still recite every line of dialogue in Mean Streets.

      I imagine that if I were in grad school today, my paper would be something along the lines of "Deconstructing Narrative Flow in the First Person Shooter".

      Hey, at least I'm not saying it would be "The Modern Sexual Dynamic as Expressed through Erotic Images on the Internet".

      [standard disclaimer regarding mention of drug use: Honey, if you're reading this, you know daddy's kidding, right?]

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    16. Re:Let me get this straight by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      What kind of a sociopath divides the entire world into the "clueless", the "losers", and the "sociopaths"?

      [sheepishly raises hand]

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    17. Re:Let me get this straight by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Seriously. If those are the only three topics, how do you classify someone who is successful and an agreeable person?

      Gay.

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    18. Re:Let me get this straight by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I know, right? It's almost as if he were pretending that the conversations in The Office were like, extreme examples of the things that people do, in fact, run into every day in office situations and then using them as exemplars, and that he also thought maybe more people have seen The Office than would be privy to the goings on at McManus, Kinsey & Schmidt Box & Container Manufacturers. What kind of insanity as this?

      Plus, having to do research into the psychological dynamic at real companies is a hell of a lot harder than firing up the DVD of The Office. I mean, you have to leave the house and talk to people and stuff.

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    19. Re:Let me get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [standard disclaimer regarding mention of drug use: Honey, if you're reading this, you know daddy's kidding, right?]

      Hypocrite!

    20. Re:Let me get this straight by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      What is this "leave the house" of which you speak? What possible purpose could it serve?

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    21. Re:Let me get this straight by Skreems · · Score: 1
      The names are poorly chosen, and aren't intended to mean what you'd usually think they mean. He's also drawing a connection from a couple of somewhat legitimate (at least not based on a comedy show) books on the subject. If you read far enough to get to the explanation of what the names are intended to mean, it's actually a relatively insightful analysis.

      Basically, he's grouping people like this:
      • clueless / loser : on the bad end of a poor economic exchange, i.e. getting less back from the company than the effort they put in
      • loser : smart/lazy enough to recognize that the deal is bad, and put forth no more effort than necessary to keep the job
      • clueless : unaware that they're in a bad deal, and continue to put in way more effort than required -- quickly promoted to middle management where they are positioned to take the fall for:
      • sociopath : smart / lucky enough to maneuver a position where they get back more from the company than they put in. Necessarily a small group in any company, and must actively foster a population of clueless (to take the fall when a gamble goes wrong) and losers (to get the actual grunt work done) in order to survive.

      They're also meant as labels for positions in a company's structure, than an assessment of the person occupying the role. Based on his definitions, it's quite common for people to move between the roles, and both clueless and sociopaths typically start out as losers, unless they're in on the company from the start.

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    22. Re:Let me get this straight by nametaken · · Score: 1

      He's using the US version.

      The US version used to fit US businesses pretty closely. It had the same effect you describe... we all thought of someone we'd worked for.

      Then the show got wildly over the top and all the characters became overblown versions of their quirky selves. It no-longer resembles reality.

      Someone wrote an article on this with an excellent breakdown of how ridiculous it's gotten, but I forget where it was. :(

    23. Re:Let me get this straight by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      What is this "leave the house" of which you speak? What possible purpose could it serve?

      I think it relates to that procreative stuff they taught us about in middle school. Horrid business. Fluids, and whatnot.

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    24. Re:Let me get this straight by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      [standard disclaimer regarding mention of drug use: Honey, if you're reading this, you know daddy's kidding, right?]

      Hypocrite!

      Hey, at least he's an honest hypocrite, AC!

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    25. Re:Let me get this straight by dbIII · · Score: 1

      At times I wanted to turn off the TV and walk out of the room - not because it was bad but because it repeatedly hit the mark so well. Sometimes it was like watching a slow train wreck in progress.
      I still haven't seen any of the US version. Should I bother or will I be disappointed?

    26. Re:Let me get this straight by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Actually, my daughter, who's now 21,a mathematician and who doesn't drink or take drugs, knows her dear old dad was a pothead back in the day. When she was old enough to understand, I explained it to her (plus she found a photo of me with long hair and a 3-foot bong, which sort of gave it away)

      Every time I forget where I left my car keys she reminds me of it, too. I don't smoke weed any more, though, because it interferes with my hsing yi practice.

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    27. Re:Let me get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it also bug you that people study literature or historical accounts which may very well be somewhat fictionalized/idealized portrayals of real events, and attempt to use them to understand human interaction?

      How did you know?

      Art majors are know-nothings who are full of it.

      Remember Sokal affair? Well, we scientists are not done with you yet. Keep doing your antics. One day we will really expose you all to be the frauds that you are.

    28. Re:Let me get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you powertalking or just posturing?

    29. Re:Let me get this straight by NotPeteMcCabe · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I don't believe you have that right. The guy is not using The Office as evidence or as the source of his theories. He is using The Office to illustrate his theories, as examples that (he hopes) his audience will be familiar with.

    30. Re:Let me get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the "entire world", but people who work for large profit-motivated organisations.

    31. Re:Let me get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's realism is why I couldn't enjoy that show. I just had to many flashbacks... And I'm only 23...

  3. The Office - movie or TV show? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The site in TFA is slashdotted. Are we talking movie ("do you have your TPC report") or TV ("hey Pam, come and work for the Michael Scott paper company")

    1. Re:The Office - movie or TV show? by Whalou · · Score: 1

      He should have gotten a server farm instead of a ribbon farm.

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    2. Re:The Office - movie or TV show? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The movie is Office Space, not the Office.

    3. Re:The Office - movie or TV show? by JerkBoB · · Score: 1, Funny

      The movie is "Office Space", you retard.

      (yeah, Powertalk!)

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    4. Re:The Office - movie or TV show? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      well, yes, I *AM* an idiot, but that's why I posted as Anonymous Coward when I'm unsure of things like that

    5. Re:The Office - movie or TV show? by nexxuz · · Score: 2, Informative

      And it's "TPS Report"

      Just an FYI

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    6. Re:The Office - movie or TV show? by AlamedaStone · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      And it's "TPS Report"

      Just an FYI

      Blatant and pathetic attempt at an informative mod.

      Reminds me of how Pepsi was originally made in 1893, and was named "Brad's Drink".

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  4. This is crap. by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1, Troll

    Seriously. Why the hell is this on Slashdot AT ALL much less on the front page? Even in whatever field this is attempting to masquerade, this isn't even craptastic. It's just crap.

    1. Re:This is crap. by Disgruntled+Goats · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      kdawson hasn't found any FUD articles to post yet so he's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

    2. Re:This is crap. by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      Anything related to "The Office" is immediately beholden to all geeks, everywhere, for all time. Just look at how many Wikipedia articles are dedicated to minutia from The Office, and compare that to say Particle Physics or FOSS, and the answer becomes clear: The Office is today's 'Geek Thing you have to love' just like Science Fiction or board games, both of which have very little to do with present day computer science or IT.

    3. Re:This is crap. by EkriirkE · · Score: 1

      kdawson

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    4. Re:This is crap. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 0

      And the silly thing is, I resemble that remark, even though I've never seen the office- the stereotype of The Loser fits my career to a T, just as the stereotype of the Sociopath fits every entrepreneur I've ever known.

      Oh yes, I've known quite a few of the clueless as well, but most of them have been stop-lossed overseas in the last 10 years.

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    5. Re:This is crap. by flydpnkrtn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow, nice subtle dig at the military there... if that's what you were going for... Personally I'm proud to have served those 5 years, and I'm going to college full time for free... in fact I actually make a little bit of money off the GI Bill

    6. Re:This is crap. by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 0, Troll

      Proud of your blood money?

    7. Re:This is crap. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not meant to be a dig at the military- if anything, I have great respect for those willing to go above and beyond the "bare necessity" that I do.

      In fact, I'd say that the country *owes* a full retirement to anybody who has ever been in combat- that "little bit of money off the GI Bill" is an example of the sociopaths politicians disrespecting the value of your service. The reason this stereotype calls you clueless is because you don't realize just how little they gave you in return for you risking your life.

      But they're definitely an example of the "clueless"- because that's what the clueless do; risk their lives in return for a "little bit of money off the GI Bill".

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    8. Re:This is crap. by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 0

      i have to agree with you on this, i think these types of stories should be allowed to vote on and never allow that person to post again

    9. Re:This is crap. by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      But they're definitely an example of the "clueless"- because that's what the clueless do; risk their lives in return for a "little bit of money off the GI Bill".

      That assumes your desire was to maximize material possessions. One of the many reasons so many people in the military are admirable are they do know it's a ripoff, profit-wise. It's more altruistic than quid pro quo.

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    10. Re:This is crap. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      That assumes your desire was to maximize material possessions.
       
      Which of course is the desire of the sociopath. And in fact the whole point of "The Office" and the working world to begin with.
       
        One of the many reasons so many people in the military are admirable are they do know it's a ripoff, profit-wise. It's more altruistic than quid pro quo.
       
      EXACTLY- and altruism in the system from the article (and by the way, an entire branch of economics, the Austrian school of thought), is the very definition of cluelessness. It's because these people are altruistic that they are considered clueless.

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    11. Re:This is crap. by pluther · · Score: 1

      That "little bit of money of the GI Bill" is on *top* of full tuition being paid for, including books and living allowance.

      It's actually a pretty decent deal. It's what my roommate is doing right now as well.

      It also includes a good health plan for life (for himself and four children he pays half of what I pay for just myself, and doesn't lose it if he switches jobs).

      There's also some pretty attractive terms for home purchase in there as well.

      It could, and probably should, be better, but it's not a total "screw you" to those who've served anymore.

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    12. Re:This is crap. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      It could, and probably should, be better, but it's not a total "screw you" to those who've served anymore.
       
      It's pretty similar though to the deal private industry gives, when you consider private industry people don't get shot at. BOTH are significantly less than a person would make if they could market themselves and/or own their own means of production (be in a co-op).

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    13. Re:This is crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dickhead. Some people do it for reasons that don't involve the compensation of "a little bit of money off the GI Bill" or "a full retirement". These reasons include, but are not limited to, patriotism and service to your country, honor, tradition and personal development.

      Thankfully I think most normal people just automatically know this.

    14. Re:This is crap. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      These reasons include, but are not limited to, patriotism and service to your country, honor, tradition and personal development.
       
      And those are reasons which the sociopath or the loser will never understand or respect, for those are reasons that do not enhance material wealth (well, for the most part- some would say the personal development does, but others would say the personal development you get in basic training only has one purpose anyway, and that purpose isn't very profitable).

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    15. Re:This is crap. by dogeatery · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Enlisting for these reasons (patriotism and service to your country, honor, tradition and personal development) are what mark the clueless. Losers know they will get material benefits and dispense with the patriotism -- they are willing to make the (questionable) trade-off of risking their own lives for tuition and health care. Sociopaths benefit from "most normal people" who you say "know" to equate military service with patriotism.

      Semi-related questions and comments: Why are other forms of service and sacrifice not considered patriotic? Like, Americorps or Peace Corps or volunteering within the community? Surely these may offer a better trade-off for the clueless than being a target in a foreign country?

      Tradition and personal development can be achieved and maintained non-militarily as well. Why admire someone who buys into the military's brands of tradition and personal development, which are clearly marketed to the clueless? "The Few. The Proud. The Marines." cleverly manages to leave out that enlistees will be expendable grunts and used as such.

      Congratulations, AC, you just outed yourself as clueless

    16. Re:This is crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "clueless" label assumes everyone wants whats sociopaths want, usually power, but that they lack the understanding of human nature required to get it. In fact people have all kinds of differing goals, including wanting to aid their fellow human beings, for example. Sociopaths do not understand this and so label those with differing goals "clueless".

    17. Re:This is crap. by flydpnkrtn · · Score: 1

      Well... the "Post 9/11 GI Bill" only makes sense if you're going to a traditional brick-and-mortar school. Then you get full tuition paid for (up to the most expensive state college) and the extra money for books. I think it was a good chunk of change too if I remember...

      However...if you're going to an online school (as I am) you only get your tuition paid for, so for me it makes more sense to stick with the older GI Bill.

    18. Re:This is crap. by flydpnkrtn · · Score: 1

      Enlisting for these reasons (patriotism and service to your country, honor, tradition and personal development) are what mark the clueless.

      I completely fail to understand why someone who enlists in the military for those reasons "doesn't have a clue"... how is that clueless? They're somehow misguided in your opinion or what?

      Losers know they will get material benefits and dispense with the patriotism -- they are willing to make the (questionable) trade-off of risking their own lives for tuition and health care.

      This I agree with... and when I was in there were people in the Army who fit this description. I noticed there seemed to be two stereotypes in the Army... people who tended to give everything to their goals and aspirations and work hard, and those who were just collecting a paycheck at a job they knew they wouldn't be fired from (you could be fired, but you'd have to do something completely stupid...)

      Semi-related questions and comments: Why are other forms of service and sacrifice not considered patriotic? Like, Americorps or Peace Corps or volunteering within the community? Surely these may offer a better trade-off for the clueless than being a target in a foreign country?

      Who said volunteering wasn't patriotic? Although I would argue that the possibility of getting blown up at any given moment is a bit more unnerving...

      Why admire someone who buys into the military's brands of tradition and personal development, which are clearly marketed to the clueless?

      I can't even comment on this one... this is one of those "I disagree with what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it" statements...

    19. Re:This is crap. by dogeatery · · Score: 1

      I noticed there seemed to be two stereotypes in the Army... people who tended to give everything to their goals and aspirations and work hard, and those who were just collecting a paycheck at a job they knew they wouldn't be fired from (you could be fired, but you'd have to do something completely stupid...)

      Please don't get me wrong, there is a certain virtue in patriotism, etc. etc. I am speaking only in terms of the Gervais Principle and its labels, which sound negative and more like personal attacks than objective observations of corporate behavior. "Clueless" does not have to equal "stupid." For example, Andy in the Office is more talented and personally developed in more facets than almost everyone on the show -- he sings a capella, plays banjo, kicks ass at shooter video games, is hopelessly romantic and loyal, graduated from Dartmouth... But his inability to adapt to the corporate environment is a weakness -- his personal motivations and desire to be liked mark him as a clueless loser, which would be the first type you describe. Advancement will be only based on his usefulness and exploitability to someone above him in the chain of command (most likely a sociopath or aspiring sociopath). Andy's real-life equivalent might actually be Pat Tillman, an amazing human being in many ways, who it pains me to label "clueless." The second type you describe is the underperforming loser, who knows they are losing in the bargain and trying to get the most out of the least effort -- incredibly smart if being fired is a long-odds proposition!

      Enlisting because the Marines advertisement says you will become an exceptional human being (few AND proud) is clueless because it shows a lack of critical thought/analysis of the bargain involved. Indeed, the slogan doesn't even attempt to convey the possibility of a promotion or material benefits -- it's essentially "Put yourself at risk of death in return for the admiration of your countrymen."

      /trying not to instigate a poflawa

    20. Re:This is crap. by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      > But they're definitely an example of the "clueless"- because that's what the clueless do; risk their lives in
      > return for a "little bit of money off the GI Bill".

      Actually, those are the more sane ones.

      The truely clueless are the ones who believe that risking their lives at the whims of congress actually protects their fellow citizens and country. Its the ability to allow "whatever congress and the president says" to become "protecting my country" that makes for the truely clueless.

      Those who are willing to do it just for money and personal advancement are not clueless. Amoral maybe, but not clueless.

      -Steve

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  5. not sure I totally agree with what he says by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's certainly layers of nuance and meaning that can get heaped onto human communication. As an aspie geek, it's very easy for me to get what was literally said and completely blow past the subtext. "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Ok! I'll be on my way." Nooo, that's the nothing that means there's something and I'm supposed to fish.

    However, the author really starts heaping on the layers of meaning in his examples. It reminds me of the conference scenes from Dune where whole conversations are intuited from the lifting of an eyebrow. "I knew it, he knew it, he knew I knew he knew it, but he didn't realize I knew he knew I knew he knew it. The twitching of my pinkie finger drew his attention away from my own eyebrow thus concealing my knowledge." Puts me in mind of great bits of comedy where sophisticated and devious characters are speaking obliquely around a topic of great significance, doing so in such a way that they soon realize they're not entirely sure if they're both having the same conversation.

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    1. Re:not sure I totally agree with what he says by thickdiick · · Score: 2

      Nooo, that's the nothing that means there's something and I'm supposed to fish.

      A real man says whats on his mind. He also doesn't fish. If someone is afraid to speak their mind, they are lower status than you, and should be ignored. Do not feel guilty about being a real man.

    2. Re:not sure I totally agree with what he says by LehiNephi · · Score: 3, Informative

      And just like he did, you entirely missed the underlying meaning. The other party in that not-so-hypothetical conversation isn't a real man, precisely because that other party is female.

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    3. Re:not sure I totally agree with what he says by Abreu · · Score: 1

      "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Ok! I'll be on my way." Nooo, that's the nothing that means there's something and I'm supposed to fish.

      Bazinga!

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    4. Re:not sure I totally agree with what he says by thesandtiger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The thing is, there really IS a whole lot of stuff to human interactions. Not quite as absurd as portrayed by that bit of Dune, but it can be psychotically nuanced, especially in situations where people have (internal) goals that are often in conflict (i.e. "tell your boss to fuck off" vs. "I need to keep this job" vs. "I don't want to be hassled" vs. "I don't want to be a doormat" vs. "I don't want my co-workers to think I'm unstable/unreliable" vs. "I don't want them to think I'm a pushover, either" etc.)

      Most of the time, these levels don't matter much - it isn't like we're diplomats handling intricate protocol, the proper execution & understanding of which keeps the fate of nations in the balance. If you fail to ask a sighing, moping acquaintance what "nothing" means, the worst that will happen is your sighing, moping acquaintance will mope off to someone else to fish for sympathy, you know?

      In the article, it felt like he was using extreme exemplars to really highlight the ideas he was talking about. It's often easier to use really SUPER over the top examples than it is to use more subtle ones, when talking about interactions.

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    5. Re:not sure I totally agree with what he says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The coworker has integrated non-lexical elements into the language and you have not.

      Imagine if you were talking to a computer program that took each of your words and interpreted each word according to the first definition that appears in the dictionary for that word. So, you tell the program, "I feel well," and the program interprets "well" as a well that you fetch water from. The program understands you lexically, but not contextually. The program is using a subset of the language that you are using. For the program, "fishing" would be analyzing the context of the conversation to determine the meaning of each word.

      Now, you are to your coworker as the program was to you. In the reply to your question, "Nothing" means the opposite of nothing, which is indicated by gestures or inflection. You are using a subset of the coworker's language that does not include these nonverbal elements.

    6. Re:not sure I totally agree with what he says by gknoy · · Score: 1

      I believe that the grandparent is aware of this ... just as he is aware that he has trouble noticing those non-verbal signals and recognizing their meaning.

    7. Re:not sure I totally agree with what he says by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > scenes from Dune... "I knew it, he knew it, he knew I knew he knew it, but
      > he didn't realize I knew he knew I knew he knew it. The twitching of my
      > pinkie finger drew his attention away from my own eyebrow thus concealing my knowledge."

      Jessica looked around the table. Next to the Baron sat Pieter on one side, and Rabban the other. Next to Pieter sat an obese creature more disgusting than either the Baron or his nephew. This was Pieter's computer technician genius, a Palmtat, with the ego of a planet and the social graces of its muddy earth. A wave of sexual revulsion swept Jessica, almost overwhelming her Bene Gesserit training. A few quick darts of her eyes showed nobody had noticed, at least that she could catch. She can't slip at this game. "Strong like the oak," as she steeled herself at the disgusting presence and tried to ignore it.

      "I'd love to have this recipe!" squeaked the thing, in an attempt at social ingratiation. "Ok," she said, quickly turning elsewhere to avoid eye contact, lest it fall in love with her because she said more than one word to it. While such a dependence might be useful some day, she would need months of Gesserit self-preparation before even dreaming of such. And any touching would be right out. Even using The Voice on it could prove disastrous if more than one or two syllables at a time.

      No, whatever this thing called a mental discipline, it stood side-by-side with Mentat and Bene Gesserit in its depths of...what? No, something scared Jessica, and she knew not what. There was no knowledge in Bene Gesserit history of such mental training, and she could only guess at it. A normal Palmtat, well, this was something different. Something more. She would have to talk to the Mother later and see if she had anything to say.

      For now, Jessica just initiated conversation with an accomplice far to the right, as if they had been speaking all along, to divert the attention of it. With a flick of her brow, Jessica pleaded volumes of "come save me, dammit!"

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    8. Re:not sure I totally agree with what he says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone is afraid to speak their mind, they are lower status than you, and should be ignored. Do not feel guilty about being a real man.

      Heh, sociopath's code of honor, huh? If they don't tell you something useful then they are useless.

  6. Re: The Languages of "The Office" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean COBOL?

    Don't watch the telly, it will melt your mind. Kill your TV.

  7. i hope everyone realizes by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    that these stereotypes of behavior are aspects of everyone's personality, including yours

    i would have hoped that people would have realized thinking about the world in this cliquish way went out of fashion in high school. simply because you realized in high school (or should have realized) that people aren't cartoonish cardboard cut-outs of one dimensional behavior

    show me someone who is supposedly dead center for being, say, the "sociopath", and i'll show you their empathetic qualities. now also show me someone who is supposedly far removed from being the "sociopath" and i'll show you the sociopathic side to their personality

    it makes for good television, but real people are a lot more complex than this derivative reductionist thinking that sells people short. its entertaining, but in real life, its brutalizing to your social interaction

    thinking about people this way only hurts you, in the end, by hobbling you with a poor model of human thinking and interaction. such that you reduce the richness of your own social experience up front before you even have a chance, because your mentality has overly simplified the people around you. you sell them short, and in turn, you only wind up selling yourself short

    in other words, you've become the source of the problem: i would call a person who uses these stereotypes as a way of thinking about people around them the only truly one-dimensional stereotype that has a ring of truth: "the feckless tool"

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    1. Re:i hope everyone realizes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I too once thought as you do. Then I met WAY more people than I ever wanted to. These sterotypes *DO* exist. They even strive to live up to the expectation of the sterotype. They are actually proud of the 'highs' and 'lows' of each one. They embrace it.

      Are they totaly 1 dimensional? No. But they do not stray far from it. I can think of at least 5 people I have met (out of hundreds) that exhibit 1 dimensional behavior.

      They do exist. Some have learned to hide it as they know what they do is somehow 'wrong'. Most people are a bit more well rounded though.

      Also what you see on tv/movies is usually the exaggerated version. Why? Because it gives the show a focus.

    2. Re:i hope everyone realizes by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      that these stereotypes of behavior are aspects of everyone's personality, including yours

      Ditto for the Simpsons, and Family Guy and several other shows that are ridiculously more insightful into the human condition than The Office.

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    3. Re:i hope everyone realizes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a rant against generalizations on /. -- so typical

    4. Re:i hope everyone realizes by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      True enough, as far as it goes. But these three stereotypes are mutually exclusive when it comes to the cut-down face we show at work in our careers, and eventually, one of the three will take over your career and there is NOTHING you can do about it.

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    5. Re:i hope everyone realizes by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      2nd response: the reason there's nothing you can do about it.

      The skills it takes to be a sociopath, be clueless, be a loser (and I think the original author must be a sociopath for choosing these labels) in the workplace are so mutually exclusive that one can't possibly be good at all three.

      The sociopath is the ultimate salesman- his aim is to get the most reward for the least effort. I disagree with the author that he's the guy making the organization work despite itself- he's more a parasite on everybody else's work. But like all good parasites, he's always looking for an opportunity.

      The clueless is the most honorable person in the office- they'll give you the shirt off their back, and they're on 100% of the time. Too bad they're usually on a task set by a sociopath or worse yet, doing something they don't understand.

      The loser is the guy who can't make a good deal to save his life, and he knows it. Because of that, he does the minimum necessary- but he does do the necessary. He's the guy with technical skills who keeps your computer running, the guy with plumbing skills who keeps the water flowing in the bathroom. If he was paid what he was truly worth to the company, there would be no profit left for the shareholders, so they hire sociopaths instead to make sure he isn't paid too much.

      Yes, all three of these are aspects of everybody's personality- but the skills to maintain them in the workforce are vastly different. So different that the further away you get from college, the more you'll be pigeonholed by others into one of these three categories. And there's not a damned thing you can do about it, because your talents are what they are and you can't change them.

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    6. Re:i hope everyone realizes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If [the "loser"] was paid what he was truly worth to the company, there would be no profit left for the shareholders

      That, by definition, is impossible. A worker's worth to a company lies in the fact that they're supposed to make more profit by having him. Even employees who don't directly generate revenue (IT, cleaning crews, etc) are (in theory) increasing profit by holding down costs that would otherwise be much greater than their own salaries. There can never be someone who's paid what he's "really" worth yet leaves no profit for the shareholders.

    7. Re:i hope everyone realizes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quit looking at my personality.

    8. Re:i hope everyone realizes by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      That, by definition, is impossible. A worker's worth to a company lies in the fact that they're supposed to make more profit by having him.
       
      And yet alternate examples like the Mondragon Cooperative exist.
       
        Even employees who don't directly generate revenue (IT, cleaning crews, etc) are (in theory) increasing profit by holding down costs that would otherwise be much greater than their own salaries. There can never be someone who's paid what he's "really" worth yet leaves no profit for the shareholders.
       
      True under the standard corporation. The answer, of course is to make the worker a shareholder- a cooperative rather than a corporation.

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    9. Re:i hope everyone realizes by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      And there's not a damned thing you can do about it, because your talents are what they are and you can't change them.

      I suppose I am supposed to remember this the next time I want to learn a new instrument? Or, perhaps I should tell my wrists and forearms to forget the muscle memory I instilled in them half way through high school, when I started playing the drums, so that my talents will never change because trying to do so was, in fact, hopeless.

      I see where you are coming from for the majority of your post, but that last sentence needs to be lopped off maliciously my friend. You can change your talents your entire life. It's why we go to school. It's how we learn to deal with insurance companies. It's how we learn to parent our kids and date our girls. Saying that your talents are what they are and you can't change them is just a tired form of orneriness that is, frankly, ridiculous.

    10. Re:i hope everyone realizes by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

      You've got a point, but on the other hand I think you've never gotten to know a sociopath well.  I've know two very well, and I can assure you--no empathy.  Just ain't there.

  8. Stereotypes are a real timesaver by Gopal.V · · Score: 1

    I can't be bothered to read the entire article before saying this.

    I don't claim to not stereotype at all - it's an outgroup homogenity bias that all of us have built into us. But I've learnt not to classify people into categories, rather assign qualities to each person I meet instead. I find that a much more natural order of thought in my head, but almost useless to compare notes with.

    At least this way my vocabulary-of-people is more like words instead of just individual alphabets (yeah, you sound like an ... alpha-male).

    1. Re:Stereotypes are a real timesaver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...] I've learnt not to classify people into categories, rather assign qualities to each person I meet instead. I find that a much more natural order of thought in my head, but almost useless to compare notes with.

      Uh... this is the same thing. "X has quality Y" is just another way of saying "X is a member of the set of things with quality Y". If Y is the kind of quality we notice in people, chances are that the set of all things with Y is a recognizable category.

      Just sayin'...

  9. American version Office, or the real one? by elrous0 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Seriously, if you're going to post this drivel, at least acknowledge the superiority of Ricky Gervais' version. I'm an American, and even I resent it when people assume that "The Office" is synonymous with the Greg Daniels version.

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    1. Re:American version Office, or the real one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Look, I don't really care which one is better, but one is certainly more relevant. And that's the one that is currently on the air and has produced seven times more episodes.

    2. Re:American version Office, or the real one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, if you're going to post this drivel, at least acknowledge the superiority of Ricky Gervais' version. I'm an American, and even I resent it when people assume that "The Office" is synonymous with the Greg Daniels version.

      Too true. NBC can screw anything up. I'm also always reminded of NBC's version of "Coupling". NBC had a hit show with "Friends" (I didn't particularly like it, but you have to admit it was hugely popular). The BBC looks at it, says "Let's make a knockoff" and they make "Coupling". NBC sees "Coupling" and says "What a great idea". They buy (!) the rights to make an American version of "Coupling" (which, remember, was a rip-off of their own show) and make a pile of what everyone everywhere agrees is absolute shit. So basically, NBC can't even rip themselves off without screwing it up somehow.

    3. Re:American version Office, or the real one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you need to realize they're referring to the Japanese version, which Gervais acknowledged inspired HIS version. You know, the true original version.

      http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/digital-short-the-japanese-office/252558/

    4. Re:American version Office, or the real one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just because there's a lot of crap, doesn't make it good.

    5. Re:American version Office, or the real one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yes, how outrageous, Americans assuming that "The Office" means the version shown on American television.

    6. Re:American version Office, or the real one? by blogan · · Score: 1

      We'll just refer to the one that lasted more than 2 seasons.

    7. Re:American version Office, or the real one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      American here, watch both:
      I think Greg's office has better casting, production, and is more relate able to me. It's a painful hack though when compared to its inspiration.
      Ricky's office is in some ways better acted and certainly more inspired by a long shot. But it really suffers from the BBC 'old brown camera syndrome' where everything looks old, dirty, and cheap.

    8. Re:American version Office, or the real one? by mevets · · Score: 1

      I think to appeal to the nAmerican wit, they had to cram 2 seasons worth of material into 7. Both are hilarious. I think the original offends nAmerican sensibilities because it is too unforgiving.

      I hope he doesn't do an nAmerican version of Extras; it was tuned to perfection, and does a great job of lampooning the way The Office had to be tamed for general consumption.

    9. Re:American version Office, or the real one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      We'll just refer to the one that lasted more than 2 seasons.

      See, that's the difference between the Brits and Americans. The Brits know when to end something good. They could easily have made tons more series/seasons of the BBC Office, but they know that it's better to end things on a high note instead of Jumping the Shark (a largely American phenomenon, BTW). So the British series was brief, but every single episode is good. Whereas the American show is in what, their 6th season (of 20 something episodes per season)? And the last few seasons of that have been very disappointing (from what I've seen). But they'll continue to run the show into the ground (and then some just to make sure it's truly dead). Then finally they'll just cancel it mid-season during it's 10th or 11th year because nobody cares or watches anymore. So I'd say that "lasted more than 2 seasons" isn't the right way to be looking at things.

    10. Re:American version Office, or the real one? by Kryis · · Score: 1

      It only "lasted" 2 seasons because the writers felt they would just be redoing the same thing over again if they did any more, instead of milking it for another 20 seasons until everyone got fed up with it. Instead of running the series in to the ground, they stopped while the idea was still funny.

    11. Re:American version Office, or the real one? by PitaBred · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have two words for you: "Dr. Who"

    12. Re:American version Office, or the real one? by Kryis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The "old, dirty and cheap" effect is actually a fairly accurate representation of what it looks / feels like to live and work in Slough, where the UK version of the office is based.

    13. Re:American version Office, or the real one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regardless of whether it's crap, if there's a lot of it, it makes it relevant. See: Pop stars.

      P.S. I do think The US Office is funny.

    14. Re:American version Office, or the real one? by Yamata+no+Orochi · · Score: 1

      Just because there's a lot of crap, doesn't make it good.

      Funny mod?

      Don't see it.

    15. Re:American version Office, or the real one? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      The American version does have its moments, but they're very diluted. And it's nowhere NEAR as brutally hilarious or apologetically black as the original. Thanks to it being on network TV, there can never be a moment as laugh-out-loud, jaw-droppingly funny as David Brent yelling "I think there's been a rape up there!" in the middle of that training session.

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    16. Re:American version Office, or the real one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG YOU PWNED THAT GUY SO HARD!?!?!

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    17. Re:American version Office, or the real one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, are a philistine. One does not abbreviate the 'doctor' in Doctor Who. Having said that, There was at least a decade starting in the late seventies when the show went to hell.

    18. Re:American version Office, or the real one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a general rule. Of course there are exceptions to that rule. Doctor Who being the biggest. To their credit, the show does go away for several years after having a run for a while. Then they get another Doctor and bring the franchise back. So it's not like it's the same actors doing one non-stop continues storyline.

    19. Re:American version Office, or the real one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doctor Who is weird, not in the sense that it persists but that it has a freeform universe and plot. They can basically throw out the established characters and replace them then set the show in the future or the past instead of the present and have all the pieces still fit together somehow even if it involves reinventing the law of gravity or something.

      Doctor Who isn't so much a continuous show as a collection of spinoffs from a core concept. Well, the new series that started after like 10 years of deadness may be changing that but it remains to be seen.

  10. Tell the Guild by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 4, Informative

    This article is about the sociological maladjustment of screenwriters.

    It has nothing to do with real dynamics, or actual language used by anybody.

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    1. Re:Tell the Guild by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Actually, the article is pure junk. There's no such thing as "Sociopathic PowerTalk" outside of what this guy writes. BTW, he really needs to lay off the bong if he thinks "The Office" means anything in "real life". Same as the people who think wresting isn't faked.

    2. Re:Tell the Guild by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm not so sure. For one, I'm probably reading this slightly differently because the most I've watched The Office is during previews of reruns on an off channel interjected into Simpson's shows, so the character names mean nothing to me.

      My career so far fits his stereotypical loser: due to my autism, I'm unable to make the low-work, high value deals of the sociopaths. Due to my idiot-savancy, I'm too smart to do any more than the minimum necessary. So I'm certainly usually in "wait out the clock mode" except for the few times a week somebody brings me an interesting problem and I jump into clueless mode enough for them to keep me around. (usually- doesn't always work and I've been both first and last laid off in downturns).

      Despite my brilliant ideas, I do speak in something very like his Gamespeak, in that I view economics as a problem in Game theory. Due to that, I seem to run into mental blocks talking to sociopaths; the biggest two are their belief that *hard work=success* vs my belief in luck, combined with their belief in infinite resources available vs my belief in a finite world bordered such to create a zero sum game.

      Due to that, we're talking different languages so much that the black line on this guy's diagram represents an utter lack of communication.

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  11. Re:Hear me out! by nexxuz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shhhhh..... Big Brother Balmer does not like to hear things like that! *sigh* I guess we'll have to do another ritual sacrificial to set things right again.

    GET THE NEW INTERN READY GUYS!

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  12. /. in full effect by splatter · · Score: 1

    Can we get a mirror. The entire domain has been /.'ed to hell

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  13. Re:Hear me out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  14. Writers never worked in a real office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Office and other Workplace fiction are written by people who have never worked in a real world workplace, or if they have it was merely as a stopping point for them.

    Thus they don't know a thing about it...but...they're creating an entertaining fiction. To acurately reproduce workplace interaction would be very boring TV. So they're doing what they need to do...but there's no reason to try and interpret that dialogue as if it were real.

    1. Re:Writers never worked in a real office by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      I haven't watched any of these fictions, but offices can be wildly entertaining :) - there IS a lot going on, especially the more bureaucratic ones - probably startups aren 't this way, but as I've worked in the financial industry, it is quite odd (I guess it's a function of more free time :) )

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    2. Re:Writers never worked in a real office by westlake · · Score: 1

      The Office and other Workplace fiction are written by people who have never worked in a real world workplace, or if they have it was merely as a stopping point for them.

      The studio is real world.

      The Pixar feature will have a budget of $180 million. It will be four years in production and employ 400 people. That is as real as it gets.

      Writers often work in teams.

      Ideally every story problem - every legal and technical and budgetary problem - will be solved before you go into production.

      It doesn't always work out that way.

      Production credits are important in this business. They define the market value of your work. Your right to residuals.

      If you are as touchy and driven as Harlan Ellison you will be spending much of your professional life in court.

    3. Re:Writers never worked in a real office by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Thus they don't know a thing about it...but...they're creating an entertaining fiction. To acurately reproduce workplace interaction would be very boring TV. So they're doing what they need to do...but there's no reason to try and interpret that dialogue as if it were real.

      I wouldn't agree with that, The Office (the UK version at least, not the US sitcom), is a pretty accurate reproduction of a work place. Ricky Gervais wouldn't have been able to write that unless he had experience of such a place.

      The dialogue is as realistic as anywhere I've ever worked, and it captures the ennui of a dead-end workplace to perfection.

    4. Re:Writers never worked in a real office by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't agree with that, The Office (the UK version at least, not the US sitcom), is a pretty accurate reproduction of a work place. Ricky Gervais wouldn't have been able to write that unless he had experience of such a place.

      I guess that was sometime after he was doing this.

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  15. Sarcasm by oldhack · · Score: 1

    It has been a way for powerless losers to get back at uppity assholes. Doesn't work quite so well with group-think delivery, though.

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  16. Cache and comments by meustrus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The article seems to be inaccessible, so here's a link to the Google Cache (text-only version)

    My response to what people have said here so far (and I haven't read any of the article yet) is that this is not social theory, it's business theory. It's not supposed to define how you relate to people or how you perceive them. It's intended as an analysis of business dynamics, which is to say it's about how workers in different positions respond to their position and the position of those around them. From what I remember about the earlier article, I would say that even just among the "Losers," their goal is to focus energy into other parts of their lives, parts that have nothing to do with business or their job. When the characters leave the office, this entire analysis falls apart, and this does not invalidate the analysis because it's not intended to reflect each person's entire life.

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  17. "Then I met WAY more people than I ever wanted to" by circletimessquare · · Score: 1, Interesting

    so you've had 5 minute conversations with a bunch of people you didn't really want to talk to. and based on that, you think this permits you to give them heavy condemning labels

    no one is one dimensional

    but if you still want to make the case that someone out there is one dimensional, i nominate you, based on the shallowness of what you've just written

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  18. Re:Down with capitalist barbarity! by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Not as long as the sociopaths exist, buddy!

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  19. Boiler room? by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    I always thought of it as a poor man's Glengarry Glen Ross

    And considering that my pick is an all-male flick, which describes most of the close-quarter workplaces we're accustomed to, feel free to chime in.

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  20. Having thought about it a little... by XDirtypunkX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sociopaths (that is, people with a brand of Antisocial Personality Disorder that have a pathological failure at true interaction with society) is probably not the correct term for the people at the top. What these people actually have is more likely Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

    1. Re:Having thought about it a little... by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Narciopaths?

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    2. Re:Having thought about it a little... by XDirtypunkX · · Score: 1

      Yeah, what we need is a good term for people who "define themselves by the position they're in because they have a damaged identity and can only value themselves because of the worth placed on their position by others and because of this believe that only position is truly important".

    3. Re:Having thought about it a little... by natehoy · · Score: 1

      "Managerial Staff"?
      "Executives"?

      "The people who are going to can my ass if they ever read this and realize it's me?"

      (sorry, boss)

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  21. Well, I'M A LOSER (UR2 UFO and ICU812) U2 sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last train's eleven, it's now quarter past
    Why're you tryin' to make the evenin' move so fast
    I'm in real trouble but I can't go back home
    They locked the doors and I'm left out alone

    You can come to my place and sleep on the couch
    Lots of people do it and we won't leave you out
    Hard times out on the Street
    Hard times, hard to beat

    The painted lies they all hand you
    I'm a loser on the road
    I'm a loser on the road, yeah

    Euston station and it's cold as ice
    AlI night specials, they move you on
    But me and Ginger over there
    We got this thing where we really take care

    I'm a loser, I'm a loser
    I'm a loser

  22. the author may be clueless by PJ6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's translate the diagram into a logical statement:

    if you're not a sociopath, you are either clueless or a loser

    I don't think the author fully understands what a sociopath is.

  23. God, that diagram is ugly! by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    ever heared of LaTeX + Gastex + Jastex?

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  24. Re:"Then I met WAY more people than I ever wanted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think he's talking about 1-dimensional to a first-order approximation which is in-line with my experience as well.

  25. Jewish culture has known this for a long time by rkinch · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Only a schmuck works for somebody else."

  26. Now I have to read this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks a lot everybody. The fact that everything on the first page of responses (group think) beat down the TFA... Now I must read everything by this guy. ... my proving word is remorse

  27. Re:"Then I met WAY more people than I ever wanted by TheCarp · · Score: 1

    Actually....

    I mostly agree but, I have met at least one counterexample, a true sociopath. Not just met, but actually lived with him.

    He was really an excellent liar, and to that end, was very one dimensional in his underlying purpose... it was all about him and what he wanted. However, so much so that he was willing to lie and act to get what he wanted. He wasn't just two faced, he was three and four faced. He would act one way, then, in private, "drop the act" and seem genuine and sincere.... except... it was just another act.

    Actually it was impressive, and the moment that the acts started crashing into each other, he skipped town. For weeks afterwards, people were swapping stories and having little "aha" moments about the web of lies he told.

    I am talking about an extreme case. The kind of guy who could tell you he was attending classes at a school, even talk intelligently about what courses he was taking, all that checked out. Except, the school had never heard of him. He used to write bad checks to his old landlord, then steal the bounce notices from their mailbox. Always talked up my crew of friends about what a horrible battle axe his roomate of where he was leaving was, anything to control the flow of information, to misdirect, to get him sympathy, to make him money.

    There was exactly one moment in knowing him that I knew he was sincere. We were watching the news stories after 9/11 about people selling any old chunk of concrete as a "souvenir from the towers", and he said "Damn, I wish I had thought of that".

    Anyway, you are right, the VAST majority of the time, but.... such people ARE out there. I think we should be glad they are rare.

    -Steve

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