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Geek Travel To London From the US — Tips?

Audrey23 writes "I am traveling to London from Washington state for two weeks in December for pleasure (use-it-or-lose-it vacation scenario) and was wondering if I should bother bringing my laptop. I know that I would have to change the region code on my wireless amongst other things and the power cord would have to be changed for a UK outlet. Would I be better off not bringing my laptop and just using Internet kiosks (do they exist in London?) or would having my laptop be a better choice to keep in touch, off-load my digital images etc? I plan on hitting the British Museum but was wondering what geeky things to do that are in London that might be worth going to and any tips hints on overseas travel for geeks? I travel quite a bit in the states but this will be my first trip overseas and want to make the best of my stay in merry old England. What words of advice do you travel seasoned geeks have for me?"

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  1. dont overthink by PizzaAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Unless you want some time off from computer, take your laptop with you. It's still a lot easier than always going to a Internet Kiosk and can use it otherwise than just quickly uploading images off.

    However when traveling, experiencing is the greatest thing. Not planning too much.

    Let me give you an example.

    At home it's easy to get oriented to the same ways always. Sure sliced ham, bacon, pineapple and roasted red peppers with provolone cheese on a parmesan crust pan pizza with barbeque sauce on it is nice (*). You love it, it tastes good. But sometimes it's time to just go for it, doing the dramatic change without thinking about it earlier. Change that damn pizza to chicken breast, white sauce, smoked bacon and tomatoes on a provolone crust with a mexican sauce on top of it (*). And if you're really going wild, order a chocolate ice cream with strawberries and m&m's on top of it!

    What I'm basically saying is that just go and do something. As the geeky non-social persons we are, it's actually really easy to get to know new people when in a foreign country. Maybe because then you have a need to go to talk with people, or sound more interesting to girls since you're from other lands, or come out as mysterious because you dont even understand each others languages. Don't plan everything beforehand - leave there that possibility for problems. I visited Russia earlier this year and lost my immigration card while there. It took some planning out to get out of the country, but it was fun in the end.

    Also, since you are near London, there's a great pizza place in Naples that you should visit.

    1. Re:dont overthink by frisket · · Score: 2, Informative

      Region code? WTF is a region code in your wireless setup? I've lugged laptops over half the planet and never needed to reset anything to get wireless...

      Power cord is easily changed, or buy one of those multi-prong adapters. No new transformer charger should be needed: all laptops seem to be auto-voltage-sensing now. But yes, bring the lapdog. Internet cafes are all over London, but they're a hassle compared with having your own machine.

      Make sure the laptop is charged before both outward *and* return flights -- the only hassle you're likely to get is from security asking you to turn it on when you find it's discharged...

    2. Re:dont overthink by jonbryce · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Also, when you get to England, get a pay as you go HSDPA modem. It is much cheaper than using WiFi hotspots, and you get much better coverage.

    3. Re:dont overthink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      the natural history/british/science museums are an absolute must

      but the pick of the bunch is the royal observatory (and greenwich in general). i go there at least once a month just to check out harissons clocks, they are totally mesmerising.

      the best thing is that all this is free

      probably a daft question but if you're going to london on holiday why not leave the laptop at home and avoid the internet cafes for a week or so. i'm sure the world of twitter/facebook (and even /.) can survive without you :-)

    4. Re:dont overthink by Lurching · · Score: 3, Informative

      DO NOT BUY A US POWER STRIP TO USE IN THE UK!!!!!!

      Seriously. Remember, the UK uses 240 volts and the US power strips and internal breaker are rated at 120 volts. The strip will most likely not survive the experience. An adapter plug only gets you plugged in. It does not change the voltage. There are adapters that can change the voltage, but for limited wattage.

      As for sights - The Imperial War Museum (WWI and WWII weapons and gadgets), the Science Museum (Industrial Arts including lots of steam engines and boat models), The British Museum (lots of historical "stuff" from all over the world), Westminster (no cameras allowed), St Paul's, Windsor Castle, Camden Lock Markets, London Museum (history of London), National Museum of Art, Tate Museum of Art, Tate Modern, Kew Gardens, Hampton Court Palace, Kensington Palace, Kew Palace, etc.

      Get a multizone (1 thru 6) London Transport pass (Oyster card) and you can go almost anywhere on the tube or buses.

      Try out some of the great Indian curry houses, China Town restaurants, a Sunday Roast at a pub.

      I spent 4 months working there, sight-seeing on the weekends, and know that there are things that I missed. Take your laptop, get one of the British HSDPA modems if you are running Windows - they don't have drivers for Linux. Take a good digital camera and burn CD's of of your photos each day.

      Good luck.

    5. Re:dont overthink by zelbinion · · Score: 2

      I'll second the Imperial War Museum, the Science Museum, Tate Modern, etc. Someone else also mentioned the Design Museum -- that's pretty cool, too.

      On the laptop question: If you have a netbook, or something under about 3 pounds (~1.5kg) I'd consider taking it. Otherwise, leave it behind. I've traveled quite a bit in Europe, and I often bring along my 2.2 pound (1kg) Toshiba Portege 2000 (ancient ultralight notebook, more or less equivalent to a netbook, but a little slower.) What I've found is that on short trips (2-3 days) I hardly use it and wish I'd left it behind. On longer trips, especially when traveling around with no pre-set plan, I find it useful for getting directions, booking tickets to events, hotels, flights, checking the opening and closing times of certain attractions, and the occasional e-mail, but I still use it less than I thought I would. Anything heavier/larger is just a drag. The key to having fun is to travel light. Of all the times I've stayed in London, I've never been on the first floor of the hotel, and only about 25% of the hotels I've stayed in had elevators. If you simply fly to London and stay in the same hotel for two weeks, that's not a big issue, but if you travel around a bit (and if you are there that long you SHOULD) the extra weight and bulk of a laptop is really annoying. Bring a carry-on sized bag and *maybe* a small shoulder bag and that's it. Anything more and you stop having fun because you are dragging around your closet with you. Do a load of laundry after your first week rather than bringing two weeks worth of clothes. There are internet cafe's all over London (and most of Europe for that matter.) Easy Internet has several large internet cafe's in central London -- just look for a bright orange sign. (There are loads of other places to go, too.) Bring a digital camera and a bunch of memory cards (they are cheap) and take lots of pictures.

      With two weeks, I would strongly consider seeing more of the country (or even other countries.) Easy Jet and Ryan Air have cheap flights all over the place (warning though: these airlines often fly to regional airports rather than major airports, so you have to take public transit to actually get where you want to go even after getting off the flight. Sometimes, it just isn't worth the hassle, and you are better off taking a "regular" airline -- research before you book! They also charge fees for EVERYTHING, so pack light, and bring your own snacks.) Still, it can be a cheap way to dash up to Edinburgh for a few days or see Paris for a weekend. It will make your trip so much more memorable. Get on a train and go somewhere -- many other posts here have great ideas (Bath, Bletchly Park, etc.)

      Also, WALK places. You see and experience so much more. Go into Soho and just wander around. See a show, stop off in a pub for lunch, find a little hole-in-the-wall curry place filled with locals (you'll recognize them because they will not be wearing t-shirts, jeans, or sneakers.) It is nearly impossible to get lost in London, because if you get turned around, just ask a passer by where the nearest tube stop is, check the map in the station to see where you are, and take the subway to someplace else you want to be. (As many have said already, get an Oyster card.)

      Don't stay at big chain hotels, don't eat at places you've been to in the U.S. (McDonald's, TGI Friday's, etc.) Ask locals for recommendations of where to eat. Don't ask them for what to see -- like locals everywhere, they rarely see the sites that are next door. Get a good tour book for that. Generally spending more (on food, hotels, transportation) simply isolates you more from the people in the country you are in, and robs you of the experience of being somewhere with a different culture. Take public transit, walk, and go to a local pub and talk to people. You'll have a lot more fun!

  2. Have a great trip! by Pete+(big-pete) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Take your laptop, the freedom to transfer your photos locally, and ready internet access with wifi will make it worthwhile. There are internet cafes around, but it'll be more fuss to find one and time out of your vacation, rather than just packing a power convertor and changing your wifi settings.

    Other things you might want to do in London could include:

    Of course, there are many other things too as people will list below, London is a big place with lots to see and do, enjoy your trip!

    -- Pete.

    1. Re:Have a great trip! by Shrike82 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I second the Science Museum recommendation - an amazing place to visit and it's free! The Planetarium is also worth a few hours.

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    2. Re:Have a great trip! by Jojoba86 · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you're there for two weeks get out of London too! Trains are quite good to places like Oxford, York and the South Coast to see a bit more of England, which are all quite different to London. Oxford is definitely worth a visit, and the steampunk exhibition that's on in the Museum of the History of Science should fill your 'geek' critea.

    3. Re:Have a great trip! by legoburner · · Score: 4, Informative

      And the natural history museum is just up the road from the science museum - perhaps the most impressive museum building in the world, built to be a cathedral to science and full of dinosaurs, rocks (including meteorites), a cool earthquake simulator, large mammals, and more dead things in jars than you will ever see anywhere else in your life.

      The Victoria and Albert museum is over the road from that too, and has a gigantic old persian rug (and I mean gigantic), and the very impressive cast courts that preserve many european statues and facades which were destroyed in the various conflicts since the victorian era.

    4. Re:Have a great trip! by inkhorn · · Score: 3, Informative

      I second the Science Museum recommendation - an amazing place to visit and it's free! The Planetarium is also worth a few hours.

      Err, you haven't been in a while have you. It closed in 2006.
      You'll be after the Peter Harrison Planetarium in Greenwich if it's astronomy you're into.

    5. Re:Have a great trip! by AaronLawrence · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One interesting geek trip is to the Isle of Wight, where on one coast (the Needles) the British rocket testing facility lived for a while. There's also old and new artillery batteries there.

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    6. Re:Have a great trip! by Alphager · · Score: 4, Informative

      I would also recommend the Imperial War Museum if you are interested in ww1 and ww2.

    7. Re:Have a great trip! by SMoynihan · · Score: 4, Informative

      I second the Imperial War Museum. For bonus geek points, the building in which it is housed used to be Bedlam.

      Two other, slightly less well known places:

      Hunterian Museum at the royal college of surgeons - incredible array of medical curiosities.

      The Wallace Collection - Incredible array of art and armour housed in a splendidly ostentatious yet intimate townhouse. One Sunday a month, the rooms are lit candlelight.

      For a Cthulhuesque experience, you can trace the two halves of Babbage's Brain

      (*spoiler* one is in the science museum, the other the Hunterian)

    8. Re:Have a great trip! by MoogMan · · Score: 4, Informative

      Take a four-way power strip as well as an international power adaptor, it's most useful for charging.

      UK is ~240V, so duoble check that your device chargers cover that range.

    9. Re:Have a great trip! by Fred_A · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And the natural history museum is just up the road from the science museum - perhaps the most impressive museum building in the world, built to be a cathedral to science and full of dinosaurs, rocks (including meteorites), a cool earthquake simulator, large mammals, and more dead things in jars than you will ever see anywhere else in your life.

      Coming from the US, he has probably seen enough large mammals in the aisles of his local supermarket to last him a lifetime.

      The Natural History Museum is great though. I remember all the little bats (engraved) at the top of the columns in one of the rooms. In the 19th (it looked late 19th), they still took the time to make nice buildings (we're lucky enough to have a lot in Paris as well, among lots of earlier and later ones).

      And regarding your trip. Depending on how long you stay there, if it's more than a week, try to find a neighbourhood pub (a real one preferably, not one of those modern things) and meet the locals. Pubs are an important part of the British social life. And don't ever order US beer. Try the local bitters, see if they have any local breweries, try anything you've never heard of. Beware, they are served warm by US standards (where any drink is served just above solidification temperature). Putting ice in your beer will be considered weird.

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    10. Re:Have a great trip! by jacksonj04 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Small but incredibly useful tip if you plan on travelling around London to see the sights and intend on using the tube (It's easier and in most cases faster than anything else):

      Get an Oyster Card instead of buying individual or daily tickets. Cheaper fares, easier getting through the gates, and it works on busses as well.

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    11. Re:Have a great trip! by Matrix14 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Science Museum has a working Difference Engine (although it's just on display) and half of Babbage's brain.

    12. Re:Have a great trip! by ocularsinister · · Score: 3, Informative
      I agree about the Science Museum, but I think you'll find the planetarium a disappointment - they've shut down! Instead, consider a visit to Greenwich which *does* have a working planetarium.

      Also - don't bother with the London Eye - it's very expensive and mind crushingly dull.

      Since you are in London for 2 weeks, consider a trip to Oxford or Cambridge, both are possible as day trips. Cambridge has a great little museum of scientific equipment that I can highly recommend. (http://www.hps.cam.ac.uk/whipple/).

    13. Re:Have a great trip! by xorsyst · · Score: 5, Informative

      Get up to Bletchley Park, home of the UK WW2 code breaking effort. And Oxford is good too (way better than Cambridge, and cheaper to get to).

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    14. Re:Have a great trip! by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ironbridge looks like a very interesting place to visit if you can spare the time outside London. Lots of early Industrial Revolution relics. Speaking as an Australian, there's no part of England that's too far away from London to visit - but your mileage may vary!

    15. Re:Have a great trip! by rapiddescent · · Score: 2, Informative

      > beware of roaming fees

      If you have a 3G phone then just pop into any of the multitude of mobile phone shops (TMobile, Orange, O2) or bigger super markets and ask for a 3G "Pay as you go" SIM card. They cost about GBP15 and come with credit so you can make calls to book restaurants and check the web whilst on the move. If your phone is locked against a provider at home, then just get a "pay as you go" USB 3G dongle for your laptop. They start at about GBP20 and can be used anywhere (I've used mine in the mountains of scotland).

      If you are bringing a laptop - remember that the UK is 240V. Most power bricks will auto switch to 220V-240V but worth checking. You will find UK power plug leads on any electrical store or one of the "aladins cave" electrical shops on Tottenham Court Road.

    16. Re:Have a great trip! by Wite_Noiz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Get the train from Euston to Bletchley (40 mins) and visit Bletchley Park: http://www.bletchleypark.org/
      The Computer Museum is geek heaven!

    17. Re:Have a great trip! by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, the buildings themselves are fascinating. Westminster blew me away and no geek should visit London without paying respects to Newton who is burried under it's floor. As others have mentioned the British museam is awsome and will easily cost you a full day. The Rossetta stone is just the tip of the iceberg, you cannot look at the greek/egyptian stonework and fail to be impressed with such skill and precision from bronze age and earlier tools. The hyroglyphs(sic) in particular look like they've been carved into the red granite with a laser beam.

      Frequenting the pubs is a key survival tip, it's the only place where you have any chance of getting something edible for a reasonable price.

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    18. Re:Have a great trip! by gbjbaanb · · Score: 5, Informative

      Try the local bitters, see if they have any local breweries, try anything you've never heard of.

      Amen to that. In fact try everything that sounds stupid or wierd. Our beers aren't called 'Bud Cool' or 'Rugged Macho' or anything like that, they have quirky names like 'Crop Circle', 'Granny wouldn't like it', or 'Piddle in the Hole'. Try them all, there are hundreds of different hop and malt combinations that make some of them similar to pils, but nicer, through to ones that look and taste like chocolate.

    19. Re:Have a great trip! by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, the buildings themselves are fascinating. Westminster blew me away and no geek should visit London without paying respects to Newton who is burried under it's floor. As others have mentioned the British museam is awsome and will easily cost you a full day. The Rossetta stone is just the tip of the iceberg, you cannot look at the greek/egyptian stonework and fail to be impressed with such skill and precision from bronze age and earlier tools. The hieroglyphs(fixed) in particular look like they've been carved into the red granite with a laser beam.

      Coming back from Egypt (again) I have to say that it is indeed very fascinating (not only because the Christians pretty much stole most ideas from their pantheon). They started lots of ideas in numerous domains that others later built upon. It's a very interesting civilisation. The main collections are at the Louvre in Paris and the British Museum thanks to our pillaging of the colonies in the last centuries (and in Egypt of course, although it's much more of a mess there).

      In the field, there are still innumerable buildings with carvings that are perfectly legible (some could have been carved yesterday, although they lost their colour), and if you bring the right book they aren't even that hard to read (if you aren't in a group since you'll only have about 5 to 10 seconds).

      Frequenting the pubs is a key survival tip, it's the only place where you have any chance of getting something edible for a reasonable price.

      Actually if you explore the side streets, you'll often find small strange looking restaurants that offer interesting alternatives to "pub grub" with soup and simple affordable nutritious food.

      When you're in London, try to rent something like a room with a kitchen (same price as a hotel). And grab some food at your local M&S for breakfast and supper. Try the "Citadines". They're usually good value.

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    20. Re:Have a great trip! by Malc · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, there are two bus services to Oxford who both run 24 hours per day, often 3x per hour. I think they have free wireless too. I prefer Cambridge though as tourist. Ugh: all the hordes of visiting school children and other tourists around Carfax is enough to put anybody off Oxford. At least it's close to Blenheim Palace and the quaint village of Woodstock.

      Is Bletchley Park easy to get to from London using public transport?

  3. asdf by Bromskloss · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know that I would have to change the region code on my wireless amongst other things

    What you say? I have never heard about it. Is that ordinary wireless LAN you are talking about or UMTS or something?

    I plan on hitting the British Museum

    Uh, I'll notify the police.

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    1. Re:asdf by Sockatume · · Score: 2, Informative

      UMTS doesn't have such a thing as a "region code", anyway: either you've got the hardware to talk on rest-of-the-world radio frequencies, or you don't. Wi-fi is the same everywhere.

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    2. Re:asdf by Amarantine · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes, there is such a thing. Every country can decide what channels are allowed to use. Not every frequency/channel is allowed for free use in every country in the world. Cisco accesspoints, for example, have a configuration parameter to specify the country it is used in, so it won't use channels it isn't allowed to use. Also see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_WLAN_channels.

    3. Re:asdf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Since 2003 all wireless adapters in PCs have complied with 802.11d "world mode". this means the "region code" is put into the wireless access point. control over localized transmit power and channels is enforced by the AP. you are not allowed to bring a US access point to Europe or vice versa. However your US laptop adapter will automatically assume the rules offered by any foreign access point you may encounter in a hotspot.

      So unless you are doing ad-hoc wifi, you do not need to anything to set your region code.

  4. For starters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Don't call it 'merry old England'.

    1. Re:For starters... by Harold+Halloway · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...and don't ask whether or not we have 'internet kiosks'. It's not the bloody Middle Ages here.

    2. Re:For starters... by mike2R · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't call it 'merry old England'.

      Also, the word 'quaint' may not be taken in the complementary way you think it will..

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  5. Remember... by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...speak to people LOUDLY and ask them if England is anywhere near London because they're all deaf and stupid just like you see on American TV. Tell everyone you meet how everything is bigger in the States and how proud you are to be a Republican. You get to win a prize if you can piss more than 25 feet from Landseer's lions in Trafalgar Square - its a well known custom.

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    1. Re:Remember... by underqualified · · Score: 3, Funny

      or better yet, ask them what language they're speaking

    2. Re:Remember... by dintech · · Score: 4, Funny

      Also, if you make it up north to Edinburgh, "Scotland is my favourite part of England" will ensure you some new-found friends.

    3. Re:Remember... by rosbif · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't forget, you can always get a passing ragged urchin (you'll recognise them from the bow legs due to rickets and the sooty covering from sweeping chiminees) to take your message to the nearest telegraph office for a farthing.
      One other thing - you must never mention the name Dick Van Dyke in London, otherwise you'll be hounded by a baying mob with pitchforks and faming torches

    4. Re:Remember... by Nomen+Publicus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Always ask any kilt wearing Scotsmen you see, "Is anything worn under the kilt?" Laughing, they will give the classic replay, "No, It's all in perfect working order." Remember to shout across the Whispering Gallery in St Paul's Cathedral. The name is historical and fools many tourists into missing the exciting results.

    5. Re:Remember... by Sockatume · · Score: 3, Funny

      Speaking of Edinburgh, if you hear a loud bang at 1pm, start running. Keep running. Never stop. That's the official signal that dragons have, in fact, been seen approaching the city, starving for human flesh.

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    6. Re:Remember... by slim · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can strongly recommend saying you're a Canadian rather than US citizen. Particularly outside London, American tourists are utterly detested for their rude and pushy behaviour.

      Nah. Just don't behave rudely, and people will know you're one of the decent Americans.

    7. Re:Remember... by LizardKing · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Whether the rudeness reputation is deserved or not, it really has given all US tourists a bad name, and it's one that is going to be hard to get rid of. Part of the problem is how insular many people from the US are - it's a big country, with a big population and a lot going on. As a result, most Americans knowledge of the world beyond the US is gleaned from occasional news stories about generally negative events, or Hollywood/TV stereotypes. Take the foot and mouth outbreak in the UK from a few years back. My company had US colleagues refusing to come to the UK because they thought they were going to die from some strange disease, a bizarre notion that they got from the narrow view of events provided by US media.

    8. Re:Remember... by slim · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Whether the rudeness reputation is deserved or not, it really has given all US tourists a bad name, and it's one that is going to be hard to get rid of.

      This is entirely true, yet I think most British people quite easily distinguish between the archetypal crass American tourist (Hawaiian shirt, loud voice, rude) and a quiet, respectful person stood in front of them speaking with an American accent.

      Similarly, see the racists who are OK with the black people they've met. "Oh yeah, *he*'s OK. It's just the rest of 'em I can't stand."

    9. Re:Remember... by gbjbaanb · · Score: 5, Funny

      oh oh oh! I know this one... (but a little dated)

      Advice for tourists

      The Brits have peculiar words for many things. Money is referred to as "goolies" in slang, so you should for instance say "I'd love to come to the pub but I haven't got any goolies." "Quid" is the modern word for what was once called a "shilling" - the equivalent of seventeen cents American.

      If you are fond of someone, you should tell him he is a "great tosser" - he will be touched. The English are a notoriously tactile, demonstrative people, and if you want to fit in you should hold hands with your acquaintances and tossers when you walk down the street.

      Habits
      Ever since their Tory government wholeheartedly embraced full union with Europe, the Brits have been attempting to adopt certain continental customs, such as the large midday meal followed by a two or three hour siesta, which they call a "wank." As this is still a fairly new practice in Britain, it is not uncommon for people to oversleep (alarm clocks, alas, do not work there due to the magnetic pull from Greenwich). If you are late for supper, simply apologise and explain that you were having a wank - everyone will understand and forgive you.

      Universities
      University archives and manuscript collections are still governed by quaint mediaeval rules retained out of respect for tradition; hence patrons are expected to bring to the reading rooms their own ink-pots and a small knife for sharpening their quills. Observing these customs will signal to the librarians that you are "in the know"- one of the inner circles, as it were, for the rules are unwritten and not posted anywhere in the library. Likewise, it is customary to kiss the librarian on both cheeks when he/she brings a manuscript you've requested, a practice dating back to the reign of Henry VI.

      One of the most delightful ways to spend an afternoon in Oxford or Cambridge is gliding gently down the river in one of their flat-bottomed boats, which you propel using a long pole. This is known as "cottaging". Many of the boats (called "yer-i-nals") are privately owned by the colleges, but there are some places that rent them to the public by the hour. Just tell a professor or policeman that you are interested in doing some cottaging and would like to know where the public yerinals are. The poles must be treated with vegetable oil to protect them from the water, so it's a good idea to buy a can of Mazola and have it on you when you ask directions to the yerinals. That way people will know you are an experienced cottager.

      Food
      British cuisine enjoys a well deserved reputation as the most sublime gastronomic pleasure available to man. Thanks to today's robust dollar, the American traveller can easily afford to dine out several times a week (rest assured that a British meal is worth interrupting your afternoon wank for).

      Few foreigners are aware that there are several grades of meat in the UK. The best cuts of meat, like the best bottles of gin, bear Her Majesty's seal, called the British Stamp of Excellence (BSE). When you go to a fine restaurant, tell your waiter you want BSE beef and won't settle for anything less. If he balks at your request, custom dictates that you jerk your head imperiously back and forth while rolling your eyes to show him who is boss. Once the waiter realizes you are a person of discriminating taste, he may offer to let you peruse the restaurant's list of exquisite British wines. If he does not, you should order one anyway. The best wine grapes grow on the steep, chalky hillsides of Yorkshire and East Anglia-try an Ely '84 or Ripon '88 for a rare treat indeed. When the bill for your meal comes it will show a suggested amount. Pay whatever you think is fair, unless you plan to dine there again, in which case you should simply walk out; the restaurant host will understand that he should run a tab for you.

      Transportation
      Public taxis are subsidized by the Her Majesty's Government. A taxi ride in London

    10. Re:Remember... by Ogive17 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I spent 2 days in Paris. The "worst" thing that has happened to me in a foreign country was when I was in Tokyo and older Japanese would refuse to sit next to me on the subway... the last open seat on the train was always the one right next to me.

      The worst thing a tourist can do is demand someone speak their native tongue. I have witnessed others do this and can see how someone might think it was arrogance... I know whenever I travel I try to learn a few basic phrases in the local language.. and ALWAYS know how to ask someone if they can speak English in their native language. I can ask that in 7 languages!

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  6. Internet kiosks? by GuerillaRadio · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would I be better off not bringing my laptop and just using Internet kiosks (do they exist in London?)

    What are these kiosks of the inter-net you speak of?
    Why, here in blighty the modern mode of communication is the telegraph, which we run using steam, dontyouknow!

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  7. When crossing the road by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Informative

    LOOK TO THE RIGHT

    Because everybody in north America drives on the wrong side of the road, you just don't know it yet.

    I live in Australia (where we drive on the left) and I once had to work in South Korea where they drive on the right. I was okay as long as I thought about it every time I crossed the road. It was a mistake to talk on the phone to my wife back home while walking back to the hotel from the pizza shop.

    1. Re:When crossing the road by AGMW · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Er ... scrub that!

      Look BOTH WAYS EVERY TIME 'cos we do have a few one way streets in Ye Olde Londone

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    2. Re:When crossing the road by Tolaris · · Score: 3, Informative

      Most London streets have "look left" and "look right" painted on the road at the crossings.

    3. Re:When crossing the road by MichaelSmith · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes. In Sydney too. Here in Melbourne we prefer our tourists to learn the hard way.

    4. Re:When crossing the road by armyofone · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Most London streets have "look left" and "look right" painted on the road at the crossings."

      Well yeah, but it's a foreign country so he might have trouble reading the signs.

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    5. Re:When crossing the road by hairyfish · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, the right side is the wrong side. Back in the day is was custom to ride your horse on the left, as most people are right handed and this allowed easy access to you sword should you encounter any nasty highway-men on your travels. During the French revolution, the socialists decided that riding left was a sign of imperialist bourgeoisie so decided that riding on the right was how the new republicans (real republicans - not the phoney US kind) would do it. So since then it evolved that the English her imperial colonies rode, then drove on the left, and French republican colonies rode, then drove, on the right.

    6. Re:When crossing the road by WaroDaBeast · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, you have to look both ways. It doesn't matter what side of the road people drive on; you just have to look towards immediate potential danger first.

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    7. Re:When crossing the road by MrMr · · Score: 5, Funny

      I fully agree, I spent last weekend practising driving on the left and you wouldn't believe how many idiots were trying to run in to me.

    8. Re:When crossing the road by kale77in · · Score: 2, Funny

      And people wonder why we lose so many tourists.

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  8. Bletchley Park by clap_hands · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Bletchley Park is well worth a visit for some codebreaking + early computing. ~45 minute train journey from Euston.

    http://www.bletchleypark.org.uk/

  9. You'll enjoy the trip more by strangemachinex · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Leave the computer at home.

    1. Re:You'll enjoy the trip more by Whalou · · Score: 3, Informative

      Last time I went to France I bought a portable hard drive with an integrated media card reader to backup my pictures. The one I got was from Wolverine Data and it worked well. Except for the lack of claws.

      Here's a link to their product page

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  10. English, and regular traveller by Neil_Brown · · Score: 2, Informative

    Perhaps the geekiness has got to me, but, I always travel with a computer - for me, currently, my netbook, simply for size and battery life reasons - it's not a huge weight if I don't use it, it's encrypted and everything important is backed-up on my server back at home in case I lose it / it gets stolen, and is great for whiling away time at airports, checking what's going on wherever I am, as well as just keeping up with my email - different strokes for different folks, but, I prefer to be in touch and accessible (but not necessarily to work colleagues) when I'm away.

    I wouldn't think too much about it, though - just pick up a plug adapter. If you're going to be bringing lots of powered appliances / chargers, I tend to find the cheapest / easiest solution is to bring a multi-way extender, and one plug adapter, rather than lots of plug adapters (although this is a habit I started for business travel, I now pack this for personal travel too, especially when travelling with my girlfriend, since it just makes things easier for charging phones, iPods etc.).

    Feel free to drop by one of the local LUGs, if you're a Linux user, or just fancy a geeky chat - SCLUG's my local, down in Reading (about 25 minutes on the train, from Paddington, London) - or just message me on here, since I enjoy meeting new people!

    1. Re:English, and regular traveller by raju1kabir · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you're going to be bringing lots of powered appliances / chargers, I tend to find the cheapest / easiest solution is to bring a multi-way extender, and one plug adapter, rather than lots of plug adapters (although this is a habit I started for business travel, I now pack this for personal travel too, especially when travelling with my girlfriend, since it just makes things easier for charging phones, iPods etc.).

      I go the other way. After making 10-20 international trips per year I was fed up with dealing with all the plugs.

      I picked one plug type to standardise on for all the devices I travel with. I went with the US earthed type because they're the most compact and they don't fall out of the sockets. My laptop, phone charger, etc., all have that plug (and I have a power strip of that type at my desk at home).

      Then I carry a little 3-way cube (one plug and three sockets). It's tiny, 2.5cm per side plus the pluggy bits sticking out. picture here

      Then I bring the appropriate single-purpose adapter for the countr(ies) I'll be visiting. I hate the multi-plug ones (the kinds with slidey bits to change which plug they go into) because they always fall apart. The single-purpose ones last for years. I use WonPro WA-II series, which have no moving parts, provide proper earthing when possible, and accept any type of plug. pictures here. They cost about $3 each at shops in town and are indestructible.

      I plug my stuff into the cube, the cube into the country-specific one, and the country-specific one into the wall. This approach is more compact, more reliable, and way cheaper than the alternatives. From one outlet (often all you'll get in a hotel), I get 3 US-style outlets and one universal outlet.

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  11. Re:Your power convertor should handle UK power by legoburner · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You can buy them easily from the airport too (especially coming into the UK). Changing wifi settings is not needed - it is still 2.4ghz, the standard only changes the power levels. If it works in the US it will work in the UK. For more geeky things, the welcome trust (featuring victorian medical curiosities like darwin's walking cane, a mummified south american, mad king george's hair, 19th century japanese sex toys, etc) and the british library treasures room (featuring the magna carta, gutenburg bible, domesday book, early maps, da vinci notes, shakespeare, beatles, etc) are great and are practically next door to each other. Most locals dont even know about them but they are definitely worth half a day or so between them.

  12. Travel advice by ultrasound · · Score: 5, Funny

    Public taxis are subsidized by the Her Majesty's Government. A taxi ride in London costs two pounds, no matter how far you travel. If a taxi driver tries to overcharge you, you should yell "I think not, you charlatan!", then grab the nearest policeman (bobby) and have the driver disciplined.

    It is rarely necessary to take a taxi, though, since bus drivers are required to make detours at patrons' requests. Just board any bus, pay your fare of thruppence (the heavy gold-colored coins are "pence"), and state your destination clearly to the driver, e.g.: "Please take me to the British Library." A driver will frequently try to have a bit of harmless fun by pretending he doesn't go to your requested destination. Ignore him, as he is only teasing the American tourist (little does he know you're not so ignorant!).

    For those travelling on a shoestring budget, the London Tube may be the most economical way to get about, especially if you are a woman. Chivalry is alive and well in Britain, and ladies still travel for free on the Tube. Simply take some tokens from the baskets at the base of the escalators or on the platforms; you will find one near any of the state-sponsored Tube musicians. Once on the platform, though, beware! Approaching trains sometimes disturb the large Gappe bats that roost in the tunnels. The Gappes were smuggled into London in the early 19th century by French saboteurs and have proved impossible to exterminate. The announcement "Mind the Gappe!" is a signal that you should grab your hair and look towards the ceiling. Very few people have ever been killed by Gappes, though, and they are considered only a minor drawback to an otherwise excellent means of transportation.

    I can't take credit for this advice, source

  13. Re:Your power convertor should handle UK power by polar+red · · Score: 2, Funny

    The most important rule for Brittons in Belgium is : don't try your drinking habbits on the belgian beer. it's much stronger(and better) than you're used to; furthermore : taste the effing beer please, in stead of gulping it down.

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  14. Heathrow by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bring :

    - Something to read (for when the luggage tracking and transport system fails)
    - Emergency underwear (for when they will lose your luggage)
    - Anal lube (for when you complain about the delay and lost luggage)

    If in addition you travel with british airways, I would say a dose of Valium or Prozac and a strong whisky would do the trick.

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    1. Re:Heathrow by Z00L00K · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Luggage is only lost at Terminal 5 at Heathrow.

      And pray to some deity that you don't have to be involved with Air France.

      That can make most other airlines seem friendly.

      But don't worry too much - it's the UK, not a third world country you are going too. Just bring a warm pajamas since not all hotels are up to winter standard. And expect the faucets in the sinks to be single faucets and only provide warm or cold water, not mixed temperate water.

      There are a lot of things that are a bit funny in England aside from the fact that they drive on the wrong side. But that's just making things more interesting.

      Don't worry about the food - it's far better than the rumor has it.

      Places to visit depends on where you go, but if you go south you can visit Winchester (old capital of England) and the Eling Tidal Mill (place suitable for geeks) outside Southampton.

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    2. Re:Heathrow by Fortunato_NC · · Score: 5, Funny

      My condolences.

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    3. Re:Heathrow by Alinabi · · Score: 3, Funny

      What are you talking about? I fly Air France all the time and it is one of the best out there. Food is still free and quite good by airline standards, checked bags don't cost extra, and I never missed a connection because of them. I would pick them any time over Delta or American. Now, those are some nightmarish airlines, with some very rude crews. Also, when in England, if you ask someone for directions, keep in mind that, no matter how official they look, they will always give you two pieces of information, one of which is wrong.

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    4. Re:Heathrow by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Luggage is only lost at Terminal 5 at Heathrow.

      Be careful at the airport in general though. There are a lot of criminals picking on confused and jet-lagged easy targets who are trying to concentrate on all the signs rather than their bags.

      > And pray to some deity that you don't have to be involved with Air France.

      British Airways are not much better. Their staff have an unfortunate habit of going on strike at short notice, and BA will do fuck all to get you to your destination. A hotel for the night or a refund isn't much use when you need to be somewhere and and all the last-minute tickets are 5x the price of yours.

      > the fact that they drive on the wrong side

      It's hopefully obvious but don't forget that you also need to look the other way when crossing the road.

      > Don't worry about the food - it's far better than the rumor has it.

      No, English food really is that bad. We all eat foreign food. Indian is the most popular, although like most places outside of India itself the food is more like 'Indian style' tailored to local tastes.

      Real English food is both unhealthy and bland. Stick to Asian or European.

      Oh, and when we say "Asian", we mean India/Pakistan and the surrounding area, not the Far East. I think I'm right in saying that most Americans think of Japanese and Chinese people as Asian.

      > you can visit Winchester (old capital of England)

      A short extract from Crap Towns:

      "Any character disappeared from the town centre when the high street received the chain store make-over, house-prices are exorbitant and cater exclusively for well-heeled London-employed family-builders seeking old England, and the countryside has been hewn by Maggie's M3 legacy. And that isn't the half of it. It's the middle-class complacency, nay arrogance that defines the place."

      I would recommend Bletchly Park, the home of the world's first computer and the place where war-time code breakers worked.

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  15. As somebody who moved Toronto to London recently by Malc · · Score: 5, Informative

    Where are you staying? If it's a secure place, then bring your laptop for when you're "at home" for planning your day, photos, etc. There are tons of coffee shops and even pubs with wireless, sometimes free. Personally though, I leave it at home and just carry a camera, A-Z and a Lonely Planet guide (along with a small but wind resistant umbrella, etc), but I can see the benefit to being able to check google maps and the TFL. BTW, tfl.gov.uk will be your best friend at figuring out how to get between any places, especially considering that large parts of the Tube close at the weekends for engineering works. Having a laptop with me around always ways on my mind due to the risk of it being stolen - yes, one of my work colleagues had his bag (containing work laptop) stolen from under a table six of us were sitting around, in a pub in Soho.

    Other than that, get out an enjoy yourself. London is a walking city, even in December when the daylight is limited and it can be blustery and wet. One of my favourite walks is from parliament, down the South Bank to the Tower: London Eye, South Bank, Tate Modern, Southwark Cathedral, The Globe, St. Paul's Cathedral, Borough Market, City Hall, Tower Bridge, etc. Greenwich is ace. You can get a Soho walking tour from Trafalgar square. The Royal Parks are awesome. There are tons of little villages that have been over-run by London growing outwards. Then there are more free museums and galleries than you can shake a stick at, and always a trusty pub nearby when you want a break.

  16. i don't know about this british museum place by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    but london does have the seventh-busiest greyhound canada terminal in terms of passengers

    perhaps you meant to say you wanted to visit the university of western ontario?

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  17. Re:Some more geeky places to visit by Neil_Brown · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nor say that you hope to have a blast in London.

  18. Museums by zoeblade · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Natural History Museum and Science Musuem are practically next door to each other, and are both essential to any good trip to London. Google Maps link

  19. British Museum by jolyonr · · Score: 5, Informative

    Don't forget the British Museum recently* split into two, the British Museum, and the Natural History Museum - which used to be the British Museum (Natural History). The British Museum, which houses things such as the mummys, Elgin marbles, Rosetta stone and various other things we stole from around the world during our colonial past, is in Holborn, pretty central in London, and the Natural History Museum, with dinosaurs, big stuffed blue whale and a fabulous mineral and gemstone collection is in South Kensington, right next to the Science Museum (as mentioned previously) and Victoria and Albert museum.

    Entrance to all of these is free. Some special exhibits need payment however (usually temporary ones).

    When you get to the airport, as long as you're not feeling too lazy, don't try to get a taxi to London, it'll cost you $80 or more (it's a long way). Go to the underground, get an Oyster card with (say) £20 of credit on it (you'll have to ask at the manned ticket office for this), that works for all your underground and bus travel in London, much simpler and quicker than using cash. You can top it up if you run out (you can check your balance at the station or register online to top it up automatically).

    Have fun!

    Jolyon

    * - in 1881. That's recently for us Europeans!

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  20. Don't bother by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    London is a dank, seething cesspool of filth. The tube system is full of tramps, smells of urine, and is the best place to get a venereal disease without any of the difficult issues of actually making contact with anyone.

    I recommend going to Blackpool instead. Much more classy.

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  21. Re:As somebody who moved Toronto to London recentl by gclef · · Score: 2, Informative

    A few quick translations for folks who (like the questioner) haven't been to London before:
        A-Z: the street maps of London are a (softcover) book of their own, called the A-Z. You can buy it once you get there. The streets of London can be *very* confusing without an A-Z, so if you're planning to walk around, one of these will be very valuable.
        TFL: Tube for London, aka the subway.

    Personally, I'd recommend the following: If you have enough space on camera memory sticks to do without the laptop, do so. I spent a month in Europe this past summer, and the only tech I brought with me was a camera and an iPod Touch. The Touch allowed me to check mail/websites/etc and use Skype at various Wifi locations to call whomever I needed to, which realistically was all I needed while on vacation. I also grabbed a multi-country plug adapter that also included a USB power port, and just carried that in my bags (it was quite small). In short, your camera, some extra memory sticks, and a smartphone should be enough to cover what you need...I think the laptop is just extra weight.

    Also, if you're going to be in the UK at the winter solstice, go to Stonehenge that day. Yes, it'll be a madhouse, but that's part of the fun.

  22. Re:Your power convertor should handle UK power by unts · · Score: 2, Informative

    Changing wifi settings is not needed - it is still 2.4ghz

    The UK allows a couple of extra channels (12 and 13) that I believe you can't use in the US. It might be necessary to change some settings to allow use of these channels.

    However, few APs actually use these channels, so it's unlikely to be much of an issue.

  23. English by Loki_666 · · Score: 2

    Watch out for sarcasm. I know in the US you guys really have trouble spotting this, but in the UK we have this perfected.

    Also, please dont tell anyone you just love the British accent. It really gets on our nerves, especially as we hate most US accents and can barely tolerate the rest.

    Be prepared to have problems understanding the English of people who work in shops. This is because the % of natives working in shops is close to 0. They are manned by indians, middle easteners, eastern europeans, etc.

    Actually, don't hold too much hope of meeting a native person as london, aside from the aforementioned shop workers, is full of american and oriental tourists. Your best bet during the daytime is trying to talk to someone on the tube, who may just be native, although probably tired and grumpy from living in or communiting to london every day and may just ignore you or tell you to piss off.

    At night time though you can find lots of natives. Males and females are both easy to spot. They are loud and obnoxious and usually quite drunk. Probably best to avoid these. If you spot someone at night who is acting normally and quiet then they may be a terrorist. Report them to the police.

    Do go to soho at night though. Its an enlightening experience. Actually you may feel quiet safe in this area, unlike other areas, although you may get nice looking ladies asking you for the time quiet often. One can only presume there is some sort of time-telling-device shortage in the soho area.

    Do visit Camden market, afternoon or late evening. This is nothing to do with being a geek. Just wander around until some guy offers you to buy something, usually in a small package. Don't worry what it is. Smoke it, eat it, its all good stuff.

  24. Where to start by Karem+Lore · · Score: 2, Informative

    You have:

    London Tate Gallery
    British Museum
    British Library
    British Science Museum
    British Natural History Museum
    London Dungeons
    London Eye
    London Aquarium
    Madame Tussauds
    SOHO (just roaming around late at night)
    Wembley Stadium for a match or gig if one is on.
    River Thames Boat trip.
    The Tower of London
    Visit the Houses of Parliament
    Shakespear Globe tour
    Royal Opera House
    National Gallery
    National Maritime Museum

    The list goes on: http://www.visitlondon.com/

    Just a word of advice, if you are going for 2 weeks and are relying on the underground, look into getting an Oyster card. This will save you money on using the tube: https://oyster.tfl.gov.uk/oyster/entry.do

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  25. Re:i guess this is why i never go to london.. by Nursie · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's about the only place in the UK worth bothering with. Everywhere else is full of pissed-up chavs.

    I guess you're just a yokel though, if you don't like cities. Here's a tip - some people like to do more with their evenings than hang out in the barn fucking pigs.

  26. Sorry to disappoint... by djkitsch · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...but the Planetarium closed down a few years ago. It was turned into a "celebrity cinema" bit of Madame Tussauds, showing showbiz movies. Philistines.

    However, the Greenwich Observatory has their own, new planetarium - it's brand new, and right by the Greenwich Meridian:

    http://www.nmm.ac.uk/visit/planetarium-shows/

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  27. Remember security by AK+Marc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you elect to not take your laptop so that you are typing passwords in on someone else's computer, make sure to change all your passwords before you go. When you get back, change them back. You never know if there is a keylogger or other such things, and so make sure to treat every computer as hostile.

  28. You can take your laptop with you by ra1stlin · · Score: 3, Informative

    As far as I know the channels that change between regions in Wireless cards are the extremes, so you don’t have to have problems to connect to the majority of wireless Access points without changing anything.

    For electricity voltage you have a change to take into account, in the USA electricity is 110-120 volts 60Hz, in Europe it is 220 volts 50Hz, so you will need a charger that supports dual voltage or one specific for European electricity.

    My advice, take your laptop with you if you plan to connect to internet every day, it is practically sure the hotel you stay on will have Wireless for clients, or at least you can find hotspots all over London.

    Things to do in London (tourist mode ON)

    • Watch the Changing of the Guard at Buckingham Palace
    • Go to South Bank, here you can see the London Eye, Tate Modern, The Globe Theatre
    • Visit some street markets. The most popular are Camden Market and Portobello Market, following closely by Greenwich Market.
    • Visit Westminster Abbey
    • Visit the Tower of London
    • Visit St Paul’s Cathedral
    • Visit the Tate modern and the National Galleries
    • Visit the British Museum and the Natural History Museum

    NOTES for tourists:

    In England the cars travel in the left lane, remember this when you cross a street

    In England the subway arrives from right to left, not form left to right.

    The average temperature on December is 4C (39F) so Wrap up warm

    London is a city with a lot of places to go, so take your time to search de web and find the ones that are interesting for you.

    1. Re:You can take your laptop with you by LizardKing · · Score: 2, Informative

      In England the subway arrives from right to left, not form left to right.

      There's no fixed rule. On my daily commute, the Jubilee line train arrives from the right at Finchley Road, and from the left at Londonbridge. Your "things to do" list is spot on, but it's also worth pointing out that the museums are free entry.

  29. WiFi recommendation + places by dguaraglia · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've used Boingo in the UK (and Brazil, and Argentina, and the US) and can only say good things about them. It seems they have agreements with all major players (like BT, Orange, etc.) so you can use your Boingo account pretty much anywhere in the UK where you see the "WiFi zone". There are sooo many interesting places in London. Some of the not so obvious: - The National Archive - The Victoria and Albert museum - The Sherlock Holmes museum - Abbey Road (if you are into The Beatles) - Greenwich - The Naval museum (in Greenwich) - Newton's (and many others') tomb at the Westminster Abbey - Millions of others I can't recall at the moment Learn to use the Tube, it will take you everywhere you want to go but Greenwich. Also, you can spend a day or two in Cambridge, only 50' away by train from King's Cross, you can pretty much walk everywhere from the station and so many things to see. The Scott Arctic Expedition museum, The Cronophage (although it's *very* disappointing), the colleges and you might even get a glimpse of Stephen Hawking if you are lucky enough (tip: he goes for a tea at the local John Lewis every now and then. That's where I saw him :)) And by Jove, drink some propper beer while you can! Cheers

  30. Netbook by barzok · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you must take a computer with you, get a Netbook on a Black Friday sale deal and just take that. Don't risk your expensive laptop with lots of personal data on it.

    I don't see a need to take one at all, aside from backing up photos from your camera, watching movies, and maybe checking in with family back home. You're on vacation - unplug!

  31. Re:Most important thing to do in London by autora · · Score: 2, Informative

    Mate - read the post more carefully - we are talking about 3G dongles that you plug into your laptop not phones. I am well aware that phones can be used truly as pay-as-you-go - in fact I run my iPhone as payasyougo.

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  32. Going to Oxford by mlush · · Score: 4, Informative

    Do NOT go to Oxford, or if you do, only go for an afternoon. Once you've seen the university, it is an extremely tedious place.

    Go to Oxford and spend that afternoon in The Pitt Rivers Museum and the Museum of the History of Science

  33. Hint: Buy a Pay-as-you-go Phone by twoshortplanks · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can buy a pay as you go phone at the airport or on any London high street. A cheap model shouldn't cost you more than 20 pounds. This solves the problem of a) your phone not working here because you don't have roaming b) People not being willing to call you back because you've only got a US number when you roam c) Stupidly high roaming charges.

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  34. Re:Most important thing to do in London by autora · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not true - all the operators allow you this returns policy. My point stands - there is very little difference between the packages and O2's network sucks. Not going to do your homework for you, but as an example: 3G states 14 day money back guarantee here: http://threestore.three.co.uk/broadband/?id=1397

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  35. Take the Eurostar by mad+flyer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And also spend a day or two in Paris. It's a quick and cheap ride.

  36. Re:Power cord by jimicus · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you have a small enough laptop bring it. No need for a new power cord, just get a plug adapter, unless your power brick really won't handle 240 V (most modern ones do).

    Some US companies are selling power bricks that don't handle 240V.

    (We had a US colleague blow up four on the trot that way. I think he was let go shortly after that...)

  37. Re:You will love dear old blighty by slim · · Score: 2, Informative

    I like London. But I'd still say, if it's a two week visit, get the hell out of London for at least half that time, and see some other parts of Britain.

    One of the more picturesque cities (Bath, Oxford, York). Or a smaller town. Or some countryside.

    Get a guidebook (I like Lonely Planet) and follow your own tastes.

    As others have said; your laptop will work with a simple travel plug. It's easy to find WiFi - less easy to find free WiFi.

    Most important of all, in London:
    DO NOT EAT AT AN ANGUS STEAKHOUSE or similar. They are expensive tourist traps that serve revolting food. Nobody goes twice. If you're wise you don't go once.

  38. From a Brit who travels to the US a lot by evilandi · · Score: 2, Informative

    Take your laptop. Make sure your hotel has WiFi. Use the WiFi without changing the settings and without fear; the US uses a couple of extra radio frequencies that the UK doesn't, but since all the access points / routers will be British, your laptop will only lock on to the British frequencies, so it isn't a real issue. You absolutely will not get hassle for this.

    Forget internet kiosks. They're as crappy in the UK as they are everywhere else in the world. Even being quaintly retro-fitted into a traditional red phone box with an innovative stainless steel vandal-proof trackball doesn't detract from the universal crappiness of internet kiosks in general. If you absolutely must, use a proper Internet cafe, but even so you'll be better off with your own laptop and free WiFi at a normal cafe. Lots and lots of cafes offer free WiFi. You can also get pay-for WiFi at many pubs, and those which are part of the British Telecom BT Openzone network will allow you to carry over WiFi credit from pub to another pub.

    Take only one British plug adaptor (you can buy them at the airport) but take a multi-way gang lead. That way you can plug multiple American electronic devices into one British socket. Hotels the world over have a shortage of sockets, this is no different in the UK, so make the most of one socket rather than buying converters for several.

    Make sure your cell phone is compatible with GSM/3G/UTMS and that your cellular provider is aware that you are travelling to the UK.

    The British Museum is pretty good, albiet small, and offers a lot which American museums don't. Bear in mind that the Rosetta Stone is not as large as you might imagine. The Science Museum covers pretty much the same things as other science museums in other capital cities around the world, it's good but not particularly different from what you have back in the US, unless you desperately, desperately want to see a working version of Babbage's 250-year-old mechanical computer. If you want a second museum day, consider the Victoria and Albert museum which has lots of steampunk and design things.

    If you have only one day out of London, visit Bletchley Park, the WWII codebreaking base with lots of old computers. You can catch a train from Euston station, takes about 45 mins. If you have a second day out, visit Oxford, the quaint picturesque university city with Cotswold stone buildings and lots of really distinctive museums. You can catch a train from Paddington station, takes about an hour. Neither Bletchley nor Oxford train station are in the middle of where you want to be (it's difficult to plan infrastructure in towns built a thousand years ago), so expect some walking.

    Absolutely do not hire a car. Firstly, the steering wheel and handbrake will be on the wrong side of the car, secondly it's expensive, thirdly the roads are significantly more crowded and more wiggly than you are used to, and fourthly we have lots and lots of roundabouts which are entirely different to four-way stops in ways which you can probably not even imagine.

    Taxis are expensive. Use the plentiful and frequent underground (subway train) service, buy an all-day or all-week pass. This pass will also cover you for the busses.

    Get the London Popout Map. This covers the main pedestrian areas, underground map and bus routes in a very compact form, slips easily into a small pocket and uses a very geeky, very neat origami folding method which means you can quickly and discretely open it in a confined space, without looking like a potential mugging victim.

    Get an Underground Overground tube map. You can buy these from dispensers on the underground platforms. They show the actual physical route and actual physical distances the tube trains take; the traditional symbolic map doesn't demonstrate the real distances between stops. You

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  39. British Library by macklin01 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Go see the British Library. It's free, and they have a great collection of illuminated manuscripts, Da Vinci sketches, etc. My wife and I really enjoyed it, as it's a well-hidden gem. Really enjoyed seeing a copy of the Magna Carta.

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  40. Two weeks in London is two weeks too long by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'd stay long enough to change planes and head for someplace nice. Try a cheap flight to Malta, or Cyprus. Life's too short to be in England in the winter.

  41. If you've got time to travel around a bit... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...visit the Falkirk Wheel in Sterling, Scotland. It's quite a feat of engineering, and thanks to Archimedes' principle, it takes very little power to turn it since the two boat slips always weight exactly the same regardless if one has a huge boat and the other is empty!

    Of course Edinburgh and Inverness are beautiful in their own right, so a jaunt through Scotland wouldn't hurt.

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  42. Science Museum, Duxford IWM or Hendon RAF museum by thaig · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Science Museum gets my top vote - I love it. You can see Babbage's difference engine, for example, or the NeXT cube that the WWW was born on.

    If you can afford a day then get on a train to Cambridge - there is a bus from there to the Duxford Imperial War Museum. There are a lot of wonderful aircraft (e.g. see the TSR2) and there is a land warfare exhibition too which is enormous. It's a lot of travelling but I loved it.

    There is a very good RAF museum that's closer at Hendon which is good if you can't make the longer trip.

    At Greenwich (gren-idge) you can see the observatory at 0 degrees longitude. The main geek interest here is seeing how the longitude problem was solved - I thought it was a wonderful story with a great moral for computer scientists and engineers about complexity.

    The Imperial War Museum in Lambeth is also pretty good.

    But it's worth catching a play or some music because those are the things which are best here.

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  43. Royal Airforce Museum in Hendon by zzg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As many airplanes as you can shake a stick at.

    http://www.rafmuseum.org.uk/london/index.cfm

  44. Greenwich Observatory by bencollier · · Score: 2, Interesting

    G.O. is really stunning and worth visiting. Go in the afternoon, then take one of the fast boats up the Thames from there to Central London as the sun is setting. Really very excellent, but make sure you know the boat times in advance. Visit LMNT in Hackney (http://www.lmnt.co.uk/) - It's a crazy restaurant and you'll see a different part of London. You could have gone to White Mischief (http://www.whitemischief.info/) for some Steampunk goodness, but it looks like it's not on while you're there so how about The Horse Hospital (http://www.thehorsehospital.com/). Plenty of interest to see there. Don't bother with a laptop, there's too much else to be spending your time on.

  45. Food and drink. by Rufty · · Score: 2, Funny

    Remember, English food is bland, so if you get "pub lunch" you will need to cover everything with lots of English mustard. Better to go for some Indian meals, but even there Englishness has blanded everything down. Ask for a "Vindaloo" or better yet a "Bangalore Phal" and make sure you get it extra spicy. As for drink, there are parts of England that make a speciality out of cider (Sumerset and Herefordshire in particular) but anything called "scrumpy" (more natural, unprocessed cider) is fun for a jug or two.

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  46. My tips by rpjs · · Score: 3, Informative

    * Get yourself an Oyster Card - you can get one from the tube stations at Heathrow Airport and are valid on most public transport in London including all Underground (tube) trains, all local (red) buses in London, some "overground" (i.e. not tube) trains (from 2nd Jan 2010 almost all trains in London will take it) and some river-boat services (the river boats are not cheap but can be a great way to see the sights along the river). You have to pay a £3 deposit plus whatever credit you'll want to start with, but you can get that back plus any unused credit by surrending the card at a tube station when you leave.

    * If you're flying into Heathrow and you don't have too much luggage, then the tube to central London is by far the cheapest option. There are also two "overground" rail services, the non-stop Heathrow Express (15 mins to central London) and the stops-at-local-stations Heathrow Connect (25 mins to central London). Both are rather more expensive than the tube, the Express especially so, and neither take Oyster. There used to be an Airbus services from Heathrow to central London but that stopped a few years ago. National Express run some coach (long distance bus) services to/from central London that call at Heathrow but they will be the slowest option and you may need to book your tickets in advance.

    * If flying in to Gatwick, then your best choice is rail to London. There are two services: Gatwick Express is a bit more expensive but faster and has more luggage space. Southern is likely to be a bit cheaper and not quite as fast. Be aware that although the two services are run by the same company, tickets on one may not be valid on the other. Neither will take Oyster as Gatwick is well outside the city boundary of Greater London. In the unlikey event you fly into Stansted (which doesn't have many flights to/from North America) then the same applies to the Stansted Express rail link. There are cheapish coach links from Gatwick and Stansted but they will be a lot slower.

    * Wherever you fly into, DON'T take a taxi into London unless you really need to and have LOTS of money! Having said that, if you're not sure how to get to a particular place, London cabbies have to spend several years learning "The Knowledge" and will always be able to get you to where you want to go, for a price.

    * I second the motion to go to Bletchley Park. This is outside of London but only about 45 minutes from Euston railway terminus by train. It is an absolute must see for any geek: not only does it have working replicas of the Turing "Bombe" and Colossus machines, but it has subsidiary museums on site of computing and other technology.

    * Amberley Chalk Pits museum in Sussex might be of interest to you too, with displays of agricultural and industrial technology, transport and communications (TV and radio museums). It's about an hour and a half from Victoria railway terminus.

    * If you're interested in transport, then the London Transport museum at Covent Garden in the centre of London is a must see.

    * If you do travel outside of London by train, then unless you're going long distance (more than a couple of hours from London) you won't need t

  47. NO LAPTOP by K2tech · · Score: 3, Insightful

    DO NOT TAKE YOUR LAPTOP I'm an IT manager with 15 years experience and work for a company with global operations and travel often. I was also in the USAF and traveled to Europe (primarily Germany) many times. That having been said, the laptop is more hassle than its worth. Unless you have a real-time business need, leave it behind. Its a hassle while traveling and you'll worry about it constantly not to mention the extra bag. Bring a camera and maybe a digital voice recorder or a movie camera. Enjoy a the vacation for what it is and not worry about answering e-mails. Leave the US behind and just enjoy Europe.

  48. Re:Food advice. by radish · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well I lived in England for 30 years and I have no idea what you mean by "boiled meat"...I don't think I've ever had such a thing (possibly outside of a NYC hotdog, although calling that meat is a stretch). Traditional British food is much maligned but really good when done well, but modern British cooking has borrowed heavily from other parts of the world - just like some other places you might be more familiar with. Or did you think Pizza was invented in the US?

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  49. Re:Food advice. by JustNiz · · Score: 2, Informative

    >> I lived in England for two years.
    When? in word war 2?

    >> Skip traditional "English" food, it's bland and tedious

    Thats really funny coming from an Yank. I'm a Brit living in US now. There's a lot of things in the US thats better than the UK but food is definately not one of them. Compared to the UK there's absolutely no real variation of choice here when eating out for a reasonable price.
    Its all the same chains everywhere you go. Endless amounts Chillis, Wendys, Applebees, etc in every direction and they all serve the same bland crap as each other. Macdonalds and burger king and wendys etc etc are all American in origin and are the ultimate in bland. Most Americans espeically in the mid west think anything even slightly spicy is way too hot. They put so much sugar and/or corn syrup in EVERYTHING in the US you can't hardly taste the actual food.

  50. Bring a lot of money by neurovish · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not sure if anybody has mentioned this, but London is insanely expensive. Imagine New York pricing on everything, except multiply that by the current exchange rate ( 1gpb = 1.65), plus add in some VAT. Basically, if you run in an off license (british for kwikie mart it would seem) for a bottle of water, it will be about $4 for something non trendy. Also, don't expect your credit/debit card to work anywhere, all the cards over there have chips and vendors either don't want to use the mag stripe or don't even know that it is possible. Fortunately though, most ATMs will work (and your bank will probably charge you $3 each time you use one).

  51. Xenophobe guide by mahadiga · · Score: 2, Informative
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