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Martian Methane May Be Created By Lifeforms

Following our recent discussions about the growing evidence pointing to possible life on Mars, reader skywatcher2501 writes with news of a study that has ruled out one possible explanation for the levels of methane seen on that planet — that it might be replenished by disintegrating meteors entering the atmosphere. So two theories remain: either the gas is created as a by-product of reactions between volcanic rock and water, or it is a by-product of a lifeform's metabolism.

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  1. This must mean... by gregarican · · Score: 3, Funny

    that Martians need some beano eh? Also, first post BTW...

    1. Re:This must mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are going to insist on posting first, learn English.

      Looks like decent English to me; with which part did you have the problem?

    2. Re:This must mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously don't know what Beano is do you?

    3. Re:This must mean... by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      The part where we are sniffing out life by the means of alien flatulence!!!

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    4. Re:This must mean... by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

      "Excuse me" said Marvin the Martian.

    5. Re:This must mean... by sexconker · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Also, first post BTW..."

      Assuming "BTW" stands for "by the way", the issue is likely the redundancy - "also" and "by the way" are redundant.

    6. Re:This must mean... by SkepticApe · · Score: 1

      Is it possible that there are underground frozen deposits of methane at the poles?

    7. Re:This must mean... by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Everybody knows that cows were the earliest explorers...

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    8. Re:This must mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leave Sarah Pain alone!!!

    9. Re:This must mean... by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      Well, in keeping with the spirit of the site and mostly disregarding the way a first post is usually wasted by some AC, I'd say it should have read:

      "that Martians need some beano eh? Also, first farts BTW (but they're wet)..."

      Still, I'll give it a 3.8 out of 5...
      I'd go higher but we must stamp out and eliminate redundancy, right?

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    10. Re:This must mean... by dpastern · · Score: 1

      Let's just face it:

      martians love farting

      Dave

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  2. Even more compelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Methane concentrations peak in an area on the planet opposite the famous face on mars.

    1. Re:Even more compelling by Stargoat · · Score: 1

      I was wondering if they have fingers to pull.

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    2. Re:Even more compelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      There is a definite pattern to these press releases. If they already know something and want to very slowly let the public in on it, it would look exactly like this. Water on the moon, methan on Mars, etc. Instead of slowly acclimating the public to the idea of extraterrestrial life via all these little baby steps, why don't they just tell us what they know? Obviously there's no civilizations on Mars or the moon so we are talking about microscopic life-forms here. Are they afraid there's going to be rioting in the streets if they tell the public that they believe there is microbial life on Mars? How silly. For once I wish this government would treat us like adults. Adults would respond to such a prospect with fascination, not fear.

    3. Re:Even more compelling by oldspewey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wonder if the pattern to the press releases has anything to do with the pace at which scientific research takes place?

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    4. Re:Even more compelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet another the theory to support the fact that, mens are from mars and women are from venus!

    5. Re:Even more compelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure which country that you live in, but where I live, the press and the scientists aren't controlled by the government.

    6. Re:Even more compelling by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      What about the fundamentalists? Do they count as adults?

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    7. Re:Even more compelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      I wonder if the pattern to the press releases has anything to do with the pace at which scientific research takes place?

      It has everything to do with that. I'll tell you about that pace because it has happened as a repeating pattern throughout the history of science. Most scientists don't seem to appreciate its implications, but any scientist worthy of the name would.

      A few pioneers usually discover something that does not fit the currently accepted models of the way the world works. They are ridiculed, marginalized, ignored, and otherwise relegated to the fringe and treated as either lunatics or heretics. Often their papers are refused publication, they are denied access to shared scientific resources such as observatories, etc. Some decades later, the mainstream catches up, old models of how the world works are discarded and replaced by better ones, and with them, the notions of what is "impossible" and therefore unworthy of serious investigation are also discarded and replaced by better ones. Then their work is re-examined and it is discovered that they were not crazy, just ahead of their time.

      The real arrogance is that each generation of scientists thinks that this time we've finally got it all figured out. It doesn't occur to them that such paradigm shifts have happened before and will happen again. So they are just as quick to dismiss novel ideas instead of investigating them as the scientists who came before them. In other words, they learn absolutely nothing from the history of science. Like others who fail to learn from their history, they are doomed to repeat that history. This has the effect of retarding the pace of advancement and making rogues of people who were courageous enough to question the norm and therefore should properly be regarded as heroes or pioneers. In the 400-year+ history of science as we know it, just imagine the progress we could have made by now if this pattern only happened once and everyone learned from it afterwards and decided not to be so hostile to new ideas.

      So yes, it's quite possible that elements in our government or elsewhere might know that there are extraterrestrial microbes. The problem is to trust the people enough to be open about this instead of viewing it as a "public panic" style of national security issue. Then the problem is getting the scientific establishment to overcome its own inertia and seriously investigate the idea. All of this takes time, time during which the public is generally going to be left in the dark. I suspect that those same elements are executing a policy of gradually getting everyone used to the idea, and if you can entertain that possibility, you'll find that all the recent press releases fit the pattern.

    8. Re:Even more compelling by dmbasso · · Score: 1

      That's the reason we never see the other face of the moon: so only the evil aliens see the giant goatse drawn there - no need for MIB! Pure genius!

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    9. Re:Even more compelling by causality · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not sure which country that you live in, but where I live, the press and the scientists aren't controlled by the government.

      The press is a much more complex subject. So I'll talk just about the scientists. Many of them are doing "pure research" of the sort that is unlikely to produce a profit in the near future, if ever. This covers the LHC and all sorts of other things. Because their work isn't expected to be profitable, those scientists are not financially self-sufficient. Most (nearly all?) of them receive government grants in order to fund their work. Who receives those grants and what kind of work gets funded depends ultimately on the politics of the time and the mainstream scientific theories of the time. So, you can only deny the control that government has over scientific research if you discount the power of the purse, and I submit that doing so would be a mistake.

      I'll give a recent example. In 2001, George W. Bush used his political influence as President to decide that the government will not fund research on stem cells if those stem cells are derived from frozen embryos. This was pure politics and occurred not because of scientific objections, but because people with pro-life views had moral objections to this method of research. There were already existing stem cell lines that had already been harvested; regarding these from the point of view of pro-lifers the damage had already been done, therefore Bush did allow scientists to work on these existing stem cells. Whether you agree with that decision or not, it amounts to the political micromanagement of scientific research enforced by the power of the purse. So yes, the government has a great deal of control and they can exercise that in a purely budgetary fashion without passing a single new law.

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    10. Re:Even more compelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Martian goatse?

    11. Re:Even more compelling by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, I am not in the USA either.

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    12. Re:Even more compelling by hairyfeet · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "A person is smart. People are dumb panicky dangerous animals and you know it" to quote MiB, and sadly it is true, just look at what happened around the original War of the Worlds broadcast. You are also assuming you know WHAT they are hiding, which may or may not be a thousand times worse than you imagine.

      Can you even picture the total carnage in the streets is they announced " To the peoples of the Jewish, Muslim, and Christian faiths: Do you remember all those stories in the old books about "angels"? Yeah...get your butt out here Freddizzk.../drags out little alien guy/ This is Freddizzk, or Fred as we call him. Now tell them you are sorry for using your technology to fuck with their religions for a frat prank."

      Considering how many religions have stories of "lights in the sky" "angels interacting with the peasants" etc, along with what we have learned from observing Cargo Cults I'm sure if the government found out aliens had been here in the past they would keep their mouths shut for fear of starting religious riots or worse. Anything smarter than bacteria is just not something John Q Public is ready to face ATM.

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    13. Re:Even more compelling by kurt555gs · · Score: 1

      What are "they" supposed to say" We picked up the alien bodies at Roswell and shipped em off to Area 51, where we have managed to keep one alive on a methane respirator?

      Naaaa, who would believe that? Well, Besides Art Bell.

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    14. Re:Even more compelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even more compelling - methane concentration ejected from Uranus.

    15. Re:Even more compelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See: Bruce Rind

    16. Re:Even more compelling by mmjb · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a lot of hot air to me...

    17. Re:Even more compelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes that's exactly what popular science articles tell us about how science works.

    18. Re:Even more compelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure which country that you live in, but where I live, the press and the scientists aren't controlled by the government.

      Wow, it's nice to meet someone from Somalia.

  3. crap by Nadaka · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now the ecozealots will decry our spoiling of the natural martial environment, and will protest any attempt at colonization or terraformation as the destruction of a precious natural world.

    1. Re:crap by oldspewey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well from a purely scientific standpoint I'd say there's merit in preserving and studying life forms that have evolved in complete isolation from anything on Earth.

      Wouldn't you?

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    2. Re:crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Protest away! I'm sure we can find a large rock up there that they can chain themselves to...

    3. Re:crap by djtachyon · · Score: 1

      Who says we aren't already?

      muahahahah! .. seriously look through some of this guys endless hours of image and "fossil" comparing .. wacky.

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    4. Re:crap by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would think before we start transporting over all our microbes, we might actually want to make a reasonable attempt at determining whether Mars has some of its own. Certainly in the interests of biology and xenobiology this would be a critical bit of knowledge. We ain't always gonna be stuck just in this solar system, and if there are a few spots in our neighborhood that harbor life, to assure that we gain as much knowledge as possible about alien biology and ecology, it's in our best interests to not piss in another swimming pool quite yet.

      Besides, WTF do you think is going to happen? Shell is going to start drilling for oil? Strip mining? Mars is still a very gravity well, and that means it's costly to get off the surface. If you're looking for cheap hydrocarbons, comets, or possibly some place like Titan, would make much more sense. If you're looking for metals, well, the Asteroid Belt is going to be far easier to access and pull resources from.

      In short, other than perhaps long-term terraforming projects (which we're probably a few centuries away from having meaningful technical and engineering know-how to do) Mars will likely remain for the foreseeable future more of a scientific quest than a no holds barred push for cheap resources. I mean, even if we did have cheap ways to achieve escape velocity on planets like Mars and Earth, it would probably take a few decades to do proper geological surveys. Plenty of time for science before we chew up the surface.

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    5. Re:crap by kaini · · Score: 0

      Now the ecozealots will decry our spoiling of the natural martial environment, and will protest any attempt at colonization or terraformation as the destruction of a precious natural world.

      have a read of kim stanley robinson's mars trilogy. that's *exactly* what happens.

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    6. Re:crap by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      Ceres the newly reclassified "Dwarf Planet" is a far better place to set down roots, you don't need much to "take-off" from the surface maybe something slightly stronger than maneuvering jets. Plenty of water to sustain life and plenty of mass to build structures on. It is farther out than mars but it is a good mix between the convenience of an asteroid and the convenience of a planet. Plus you are further out from sun so less protection from solar flares is needed.

      The only thing limiting it's colonization is some stupid treaty limiting nuclear power in space that you would need to colonize Ceres. Ceres is too far away from the sun to be able to effectively use Solar power. Nuclear powered transports utilizing VASIMIR drives would be all you would need. It would only be a few months to get there too utilizing a VASIMIR drive system.

      I would say Ceres is a far better place to go to than Mars, maybe even the Moon.

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    7. Re:crap by AarghVark · · Score: 1

      Well from a purely scientific standpoint I'd say there's merit in preserving and studying life forms that have evolved in complete isolation from anything on Earth.

      So, in other words it will be intelligent life?

    8. Re:crap by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. The Moon, like Mars, is a big gravity well, and it's expensive and energy intensive to get on and off these things. The asteroids and planetoids are far more sensible, plus they likely have much easier to access volumes of valuable ores. Go to the Moon or Mars, and you're faced with all the standard geological and engineering problems of mining, with the added detriments that you are now also operating in an extremely hostile environment. For the Moon, solar radiation is going to mean all your electronic components are a lot more expensive. Mars, too, is far less protected for solar radiation, plus it has its own pretty extreme climate variations, and in many areas, punishing sand storms.

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    9. Re:crap by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Only if we can't BBQ them.

    10. Re:crap by Helios1182 · · Score: 1

      I agree it would be worth preserving, at least for now; but who says that it was entirely independent of life on Earth? Now that would be an interesting twist.

    11. Re:crap by WoodenTable · · Score: 3, Funny

      Indeed. The scientific value of alien life is immense, rivalled only by its potential for deliciousness.

    12. Re:crap by blair1q · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I'd say there's merit in preserving and studying life forms that have evolved in complete isolation from anything on Earth.

      You could just get a grant to study a Republican.

      They've never shown any evidence of familiarity with the human race or the natural environment.

    13. Re:crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure! Just keep them nice and safe in Area 51!

    14. Re:crap by PunXX0r · · Score: 0

      I know that this will be off-topic, but I just wanted to say that insinuating that exponential economic growth cannot continue (as your sig does), shows a lack of understanding about what it is that people buy. Every year, more and more money is spent on things that don't actually comprise finite resources. Much these days is spent on software and other digital reproductions of things. I will agree that the population cannot grow exponentially forever, as each person requires a minimum amount of the finite resources in the world, but this does not mean that economic growth cannot continue unabated forever - it likely won't, but not because it can't. It is much more likely that it will come to a halt because of a catastrophe (or Socialism - but wait, I am redundant) than because it will run out of products for people to want.

      The natural resource limitation would only apply to economic growth if people only bought natural resources. Most money is spent on shiny new stuff made out of progressively less real material. For instance, I spent more than $350 on an iPhone.

      :-)

    15. Re:crap by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      Better bring your heavy, heavy warm coat. Have you seen the temperature on Ceres? Take your glove off, and you hand freezes. The nuke power plants might be able to be air cooled there.

    16. Re:crap by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "For instance, I spent more than $350 on an iPhone."

      An iphone is a very real, very tangible and very limited resource. So are many of the raw materials it is made from and the materials required to make it. The manufacture of chips in particular involves many finite and expensive chemicals. Not to mention power. The same applies to pretty much any technology product.

      The only thing that I know of which more or less qualifies as not being finite and limited is copyrighted material or IP.

      The people of the world are exclaiming en mass that they will not tolerate artificial restraints on what amounts to infinite free supply. Don't believe me? Check the latest stats on bittorrent traffic. The IP cartels are fighting the good fight, and they can fight it well since they control government (in the US they own both major parties) but at some point peasants with pitchforks will ultimately win. History has shown that peasants with pitchforks always win in the end though it may take years, decades, centuries, or even millenniums to get there.

      Even IP requires labor to produce. There is a lot of labor to be exploited yet, but your limit on population also means there is a limit on labor to be realized.

      Everything requires resources to produce physics demands it and in the beginning there might be a disparity between the resources invested and the economic value but in the end the market will correct this.

      There are always limits and there is no potential for unlimited growth.

    17. Re:crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah those ecozelots really get my goat, along with fagatarians, east coast elitists, islamofascists, femanazies, limousine liberals, pacific northwest treehuggers, Hollywood, and people who drink lattes.

    18. Re:crap by robertinventor · · Score: 1

      Yes I agree. It is something I am quite passionate about.

      If people travel to the surface of mars, then they are bound to introduce earth micro-organisems - plant or animal, as soon as they or their spaceship sets foot on the planet - look at how the spacecraft have to be sterilised at present.

      There probably has been some transfer of life between the planets through meteor impacts, but rare and only of a few organisms.

      This will introduce a whole new biota. It's like introducing organisms from one continent to another on the earth, but far worse. Although conditions on Mars surface are harsh, it seems quite possible that a few organisms will survive, maybe by getting into the ground below the surface so shielded from the sun and the reactive chemicals on the surface of the planet.

      If there is any life in Mars, maybe in deep underground aquifers, it is very liikely that it will become extinct as a result of the earth lifeforms invading the planet.

      Even if there is no life on Mars, this is like a big uncontrolled experiment in terraforming. Who knows what plant or animal life may evolve from it and spread to cover the entire planet?

      Newly evolved Mars organisms may be viruses, fungi, and other disease organisms hazardous to human life and prevent future colonisation of the planet. After all the life would be evolved mainly from micro-organisms that live on human beings. So they may become dangerous to earth life, so that Mars can no longer be visited because of the risk of returning the newly evolved Mars organisms to Earth..

      Newly evolved Mars organisms could also release gases and transform the Mars atmosphere in ways that we don't want to happen. They are bound to transform the soil and atmosphere in some way or another if they spread and are prolific.

      Or they could be totally benign, improve the soil and atmosphere, evolve in ways that are beneficial to us and to the planet, and produce useful products, even fruit and vegetables etc. But in our present so very limited state of knowledge of terraforming, this isn't the moment to begin an uncontrolled and unintended experiemnt in seeding Mars with a random sample of life from Earth.

      Humans can explore Mars robotically as we do at present with great care to sterilise our explorers.

      There may be reasons for humans to orbit the planet by spacecraft too, with great care as a crash of a spacecraft with humans on board would be potentially a disaster. But if you orbitted above the planet and explored its moons Phobos and Deimos, you could maybe build a base on them and then explore Mars by telepresence with carefully sterilised vehicles.

      Once you know for sure that there is no life on the planet - BUT HOW CAN YOU EVER BE CERTAIN - and also KNOW MUCH MORE ABOUT TERRAFORMING, you could carefully introduce a few selected micro-organisms to the planet perhaps. And establish a benign biota there BEFORE ANY HUMAN SO MUCH AS STEPS ON THE PLANET.

      But there are also strong reasons for never terraforming the planet at all. If you do terraform it, then the gases are released. The gravity isn't enough to hold onto them. So within a few hundred thousand years, the gases are all gone. After that point, no future terraforming is possible again, except by heroic methods such as changing the orbits of millions of comets so that they hit Mars.

      We - well our descendents - may need Mars later on - when the sun gets much hotter, and Earth is no longer habitable. It may be just the stepping stone we need in our outward migration towards Jupiter as the sun expands to a red giant. And maybe by then we will have the wisdom to be able to do it properly and responsibly.

      So probably we should treat it as a preserve, and not terraform it until then, if at all wise.

      There are plenty of other places to explore. The moon. The poles of mercury where there is believed to be ice, so could be made short term habitable to humans. Asteroids. Moons of ju

    19. Re:crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soylent red is... martians?

    20. Re:crap by Jonathan+A · · Score: 1

      Now the ecozealots will decry our spoiling of the natural martial environment, and will protest any attempt at colonization or terraformation as the destruction of a precious natural world.

      have a read of kim stanley robinson's mars trilogy. that's *exactly* what happens.

      I was amused by Robinson's choice of names for the political factions. In the books, it's those who are opposed to preserving the natural environment who are called "Greens".

      Excellent books, by the way. I highly recommend them.

    21. Re:crap by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Sorry, don't buy that line at all. I mean, that's an argument for never going anywhere. It's ludicrous. If Mars has its own biosphere, the conditions are so harsh that it's not likely to be anything terribly complex. Study it for a while, but in the end, if it makes economic or scientific sense, then go there.

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    22. Re:crap by robertinventor · · Score: 1

      It's an argument for not going anywhere as human explorers where you could inadvertently start off life on a new planet that doesn't have it yet.

      Telepresence is okay, same technology used e.g. for exploring the deeps of the sea too deep for human explorers to visit, or nuclear reactors etc, and this technology will surely continue to develop so that it is almost the same as going there yourself - though you would need to be in orbit around Mars to do it because of the lightspeed time lag from Earth to Mars.

      You can't rule out an argument just because you don't like the conclusions, if the reasons for it are cogent. I believe the potential dangers are real, hard to quantify but a risk that one shouldn't responsibly take without much more knowledge than we have now.

      Conditions on Mars are similar to those in cold Anatartic deserts on Earth where life survives, similar enough so that there is a possibility life may get a foothold there. Then once it does, life has a way of modifying its environment to make it possible to spread.

      In that way just a few organisms from earth, from e.g. the faeces of a human explorer or just hijacking a ride on skin cells that flake off the skin could establish a foothold on Mars, then after the first human explorers leave, the most hardy of them could multiply and spread, carried by the wind they could spread widely and fast. Next time you return to Mars, the planet could be covered in patches of organisms derived from skin bacteria or organisms that live on human faeces, but evolved - would evolve rapidly since there are so many generations, similar to the way disease organisms evolve in hospitals.

      Mars is cold now but scientists who study it think that it may be possible to make it much warmer by starting some process that gradually releases the CO2 and water vapour into the atmosphere. Life might well do that. After as short a time as a few centuries, it could become as warm as Earth nearly, with dense atmosphere especially at the bottom of volcano craters and water on the surface and running streams. The gas however can only be kept for a few hundred thousand years, then escapes and after that the planet is so dry and with little CO2 left that from then on, the planet is then an inhabitable desert (bar heroic intervention with colliding comets etc).

      It would be possible to terraform responsibly, decide what you want to seed the planet with first, choose organisms that you know work well and that will spread, and create good conditions for further development. But I don't think we know enough to do that yet. Also I think the planet may be needed in the future, for the reasons I gave. Do we really want it to be an uninhabitable desert for billions of years into the future after a brief flourishing of a few hundred thousand years of life?

      Can still do robotic exploration and explore Mars by telepresence. And there are plenty of places in the solar system that aren't suitable for life such as the asteroids, moon, mercury etc.

      In our solar system it only rules out Mars, Europa, Titan just possibly (not the surface can't imagine Earth life would live there but maybe below the surface) and some of the minor moons with active venting - and just possibly the atmosphere of Jupiter too which is fairly warm at some levels.

      A remote possibility also for the higher atmosphere of Venus, maybe earth life could survive there.

      At least according to current knowledge, the rest of the solar system is likely to be fine for human exploration. Conditions are so harsh that any life we seed will be limited to our habitats (unless life evolves to be able to spread in a vacuum).

      Yes I agree, it is probably only single cell organisms if there is life there, since life on Earth took a long time to progress beyond single cells, and probably only single cell organisms could be transported by meteorite to Mars.

      But a single cell is a very complex thing, here on Earth anyway so it could be easily ha

    23. Re:crap by robertinventor · · Score: 1

      Of course if you can establish with reasonable certainty that life won't spread, or won't cause inadvertent terraforming that's another matter.

      But - the scientists are giving conflicting messages there. They sterilise their spacecraft to make sure no life does get transferred to Mars so clearly believe that is possible - yet at the same time are proposing a human manned mission to Mars which just could never be sterile in the way a robotic spacecraft is.

      They also argue that life could exist on Mars because of similarity to Earth conditions - those very arguments also suggest that Earth life could spread widely on Mars.

      It doesn't add up. If it matters whether life gets transferred from Earth to Mars, as I believe, don't go there, except via telepresence.

      Don't take the risk.

      Investigate thoroughly. Find out if the risks are real (as I believe they are). Then if they are real, again, don't go.

      If somehow you can establish that it is safe then you can go but only once sure that it really is safe.

      The thing that really concerns me is that it is a one off experiment. Once you introduce life to Mars, you can't remove it again, it is done and dusted. And it is our only nearby almost Earth like planet. It may be very valuable in some way or another at some time in the future because of its similarity to Earth, and it would be very easy to spoil it by inadvertently introducing life to it too soon.

      I agree with your other reasons as well BTW good points. But for me this is the overriding reason for not going to Mars except by telepresence at our current stage of knowledge of planets and terraforming.

    24. Re:crap by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Now the ecozealots will decry our spoiling of the natural martial environment, and will protest any attempt at colonization or terraformation as the destruction of a precious natural world.

      I thought that the accepted term amongst deluded ultra right wing nutjobs was "econazis"?

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    25. Re:crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better bring your heavy, heavy warm coat. Have you seen the temperature on Ceres? Take your glove off, and you hand freezes. The nuke power plants might be able to be air cooled there.

      I think you mean radiant cooled rather than air cooled. Ceres may have a tenuous atmosphere, but I doubt that's enough to establish convective currents sufficient for useful air cooling.

  4. If you think "Big Bang" is inappropriate... by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    "Mars Farts"

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  5. As a Mr. Skywalker once said: by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    "There's something alive in here!"

    1. Re:As a Mr. Skywalker once said: by Itninja · · Score: 3, Funny

      And I believe it was the great Dr. Hansford Solo that said "What a incredible smell you've discovered!"

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  6. I do hope... by Dartz-IRL · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That it is life. I've said it before so I won't reiterate with a long post, but if there's life on Mars, that proves life isn't just unique to Earth. This planet isn't a fluke. If there's life on Mars, then it can be *anywhere*

    What an amazing thing that would be.

    Almost as good as the BBC TV series...

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    1. Re:I do hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless it's human-level intelligent life, religious people will rationalize it: "Well only _Earth_ has _intelligent_ life in the Universe!"

    2. Re:I do hope... by lattyware · · Score: 1

      I loved that series. Then I watched the American version, the ending to that was truly, truly horrible.

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    3. Re:I do hope... by ChipMonk · · Score: 2, Funny

      The most compelling evidence of intelligent life elsewhere in the Universe, is that they have not attempted to contact us.

    4. Re:I do hope... by oldspewey · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's not just religious people who attempt to rationalize the fact Earth may be the only place with intelligent life.

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    5. Re:I do hope... by biryokumaru · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      This is like the fifth post on this article that has done the thing where a sentence starts in the title and finishes in the comment. Does anyone else think that's odd?

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    6. Re:I do hope... by blincoln · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Almost as good as the BBC TV series...

      A little off on a tangent, but I was just watching another BBC series (Planet Earth - I know, I'm a little late to that party), and there are numerous extremophiles covered in it. I knew about some of them already, but I was particularly surprised at the bacteria and animals that live in naturally-occurring sulfuric acid.
      I'd been doing a little reading about bacteria that live off of the sulfur cycle (as opposed to the carbon cycle) already because my multispectral photos of the hotsprings at Yellowstone reminded me of NASA's imagery of Io and I wanted to see if it were even possible that there was more than a superficial similarity at work, but I had no idea there were larger life forms (e.g. fish) that make that sort of environment their home.
      Life seems to have found a way to thrive in every possible bizarre environment here on Earth. I suspect that except for planets and moons that are incredibly isolated in some way, we'll find at least microorganisms on many of them. Of course, actually confirming that would be mind-bogglingly-important news, but I wouldn't be surprised.

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    7. Re:I do hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you! It's extremely annoying. It's even worse than the illiterate morons that write several sentence fragments separated by many periods.

    8. Re:I do hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless it's human-level intelligent life, religious people will rationalize it: "Well only _Earth_ has _intelligent_ life in the Universe!"

      In such a case I would deny the latter claim ...

    9. Re:I do hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What's the problem. With sentence fragments. Separated by periods?

      You think. Maybe that they should. Be separated. By semicolons?

    10. Re:I do hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's worse... lately I see... a lot of people....written line after line....of comments....like this one....no capitalization..no punctuation.....no even a consensus......on...how many periods..to use

    11. Re:I do hope... by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      What's the problem. With sentence fragments. Separated by periods?
      You think. Maybe that they should. Be separated. By semicolons? </WilliamShatnerJazz>

      Fixed that for you.

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    12. Re:I do hope... by ramsejc · · Score: 1

      ...intelligent life elsewhere in the Universe...

      It's interesting to me that you (and apparently others) believe that just because we have found something on Mars that farts, it must be intelligent. You have obviously not met any of my uncles. Not that any of them have ever been to Mars, but they do meet your other requirement for intelligence quite frequently. And most of them prefer to demonstrate their 'intelligence' in public if possible.

      In your IQ tests, are those who can successfully execute a 'pull my finger' joke classified as genius?

      [Sarcasm generation machine breaks down from being overworked.]

      What do you people require from a life-form before you consider it to be intelligent? Farting is not very high on my list. I'd say it's not even on my list, but it does at least imply that something is digesting something, so there is some degree of intelligence there, but I'd have to rate it very very low.

    13. Re:I do hope... by causality · · Score: 1

      The most compelling evidence of intelligent life elsewhere in the Universe, is that they have not attempted to contact us.

      That reminds me of the movie Aliens.

      Ripley: "You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage."

      Of course I think what would really deter intelligent life from contacting us is the fact that we have had the capability of feeding, clothing, sheltering, and educating every last man, woman, and child on the planet since the Industrial Age and, for various reasons, have not done so. We also kill our own species more than any other creature on the planet and treat each other like dehumanized cogs-in-machines for the sake of our economic models (see what Erich Fromm had to say about alienation). We not only experience lies, manipulation, and other forms of treachery from our leaders and authorities, we expect it and accept it as normal.

      By the standards of a truly advanced interstellar civilization, we must be quite barbaric indeed. They would be wise to stay away from us, because if they are benevolent, then any interaction with us would likely be to their detriment.

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    14. Re:I do hope... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Well perhaps... Perhaps Life is still unique in the universe. However some bacteria which came from mars went in spore form to earth and found it was a good place to grow, or the other way around. We could find life within our solar system. But that is it.

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    15. Re:I do hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's usually those jap-crap cartoon freaks who write like that. It seems that a lot of Japanese cartoons/comics overuse such statements as "..." either on its own or simply interspersed between words. Maybe they think it makes them sound more like a brooding loner who nobody understands.

      If you see someone write like that, it's probably safe to dismiss it as the uncultured ramblings of a child.

    16. Re:I do hope... by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      How dare you slander the Shatner writing style.

    17. Re:I do hope... by sznupi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Though the folks you mention are different in that they don't dismiss it on the grounds of ancient myths.

      They explore the possibility.

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    18. Re:I do hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never use to see it. Now I see it everywhere (usenet, forums, emails, anything online). Even my MOM is writing that way in emails now. I tried asking a guy on a forum who writes in that style where he got it from. He couldn't (or wouldn't) tell me. I find it every distracting, and I hope it doesn't catch on.

    19. Re:I do hope... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      No, we can do much more.

      With proper telescopes, coming relatively soon, we will be able to determine the atmospheric composition of Earth-like planets.

      Finding one with atmosphere similar to Earth is a very strong argument for existence of similar lifeforms.

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    20. Re:I do hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit! I forgot I modded this guy up, and then commented! Someone please mod him back up. I don't think comments about other comments are off-topic (although the trolls seem to).

    21. Re:I do hope... by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      What do you people require from a life-form before you consider it to be intelligent? Farting is not very high on my list. I'd say it's not even on my list, but it does at least imply that something is digesting something, so there is some degree of intelligence there, but I'd have to rate it very very low.

      It has to be a lot smarter than a computer, because most people would currently define a computer as "not intelligent". Note that "smarter" doesn't mean "more FLOPS". It means smarter.

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    22. Re:I do hope... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      ...though, from what I know about it, it kinda fits with recent "safety first" policy at NASA? :/

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    23. Re:I do hope... by Grizzley9 · · Score: 1

      Sadly I work with a fellow that types every letter...........exactly like that.............

    24. Re:I do hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you know why? It really drives me nuts (yeah, I'm a little anal).

    25. Re:I do hope... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Of course I think what would really deter intelligent life from contacting us is the fact that we have had the capability of feeding, clothing, sheltering, and educating every last man, woman, and child on the planet since the Industrial Age and, for various reasons, have not done so. We also kill our own species more than any other creature on the planet and treat each other like dehumanized cogs-in-machines for the sake of our economic models (see what Erich Fromm had to say about alienation). We not only experience lies, manipulation, and other forms of treachery from our leaders and authorities, we expect it and accept it as normal. By the standards of a truly advanced interstellar civilization, we must be quite barbaric indeed. "

      Yeah, but, ain't it fun though?

      I mean, at least if your towards the top of the heap that is...

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    26. Re:I do hope... by sznupi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Personally I don't equate extremely high, IMHO, chances of life being widespread in the Universe with the chances of it being intelligent.

      However...don't forget that we are not the only intelligent specie on Earth. We consider many mammals, birds, even some cephalopods to be intelligent. Not human-level intelligence obviously, and nowhere near technical civilization levels required by current SETI methods...but still intelligent.

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    27. Re:I do hope... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "I never use to see it. Now I see it everywhere (usenet, forums, emails, anything online). Even my MOM is writing that way in emails now. I tried asking a guy on a forum who writes in that style where he got it from. He couldn't (or wouldn't) tell me. I find it every distracting, and I hope it doesn't catch on."

      I catch myself writing like that a lot on forums, and only recently has someone ever commented about it. I tend to do it, as that it seems to naturally reflect how I'm thinking when I write...I guess they are like pauses when I speak, and I type the thought in my head which are how they would be spoken.

      At least I'm not saying "you know" every other word, now THAT is annoying...

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    28. Re:I do hope... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Why would interstellar civilization be much different?

      They could evolve from creatures like us; the "negative" traits of ours that you describe are a byproduct of us being highly expansionist as a species. Highly successful.

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    29. Re:I do hope... by d0rp · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that's at least partially because the show got cancelled and they needed an ending fast.

    30. Re:I do hope... by Suicyco · · Score: 1

      Not if the life on Mars is of earth origin (or earth life is or mars origin). That could still mean earth is the only place life has developed. It needs to be its own independent evolution for it to mean that life could be everywhere. Otherwise it still doesn't answer the question of how common life evolves in the universe.

    31. Re:I do hope... by youngone · · Score: 1

      It might even mean that life is extemely common. If two planets in the same solar system can evole life seperately, then it would seem to be very common. If of course Mars life is a seperate evolution, and not panspermia.

    32. Re:I do hope... by tbischel · · Score: 1

      That it is life. I've said it before so I won't reiterate with a long post, but if there's life on Mars, that proves life isn't just unique to Earth. This planet isn't a fluke. If there's life on Mars, then it can be *anywhere*

      What an amazing thing that would be.

      Almost as good as the BBC TV series...

      I don't think life on Mars precludes the notion that they came from a common ancestor... Martian or Earth originated meteors could crash into their counterparts, transporting life between them. The "fluke" part would still be a possibility in this case.

    33. Re:I do hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is like the fifth post on this article that has done the thing where a sentence starts in the title and finishes in the comment.

      Yeah, like what is up that, Dude?

    34. Re:I do hope... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Life needed something of a special environment to get from the random atoms and small molecules to the organized large-chain molecules with cyclical behaviors stage. An environment of fluidity and high energy input, but bounded stressors. A place that was wet and warm without being too hot. And one that had a high concentration of the right sorts of atoms in the right proportions, at least in the wet and warm places.

      It's ridiculous to think the Earth is unique, but it's pointless to hope that any other planet in this Solar System has ever had the right combination of stuff to make it happen in a quantity we can detect.

      Serendipitously, the greatest* advancements in life were made to occur because the first forms of life on Earth (stromatolites) transformed the entire atmosphere into one rich in oxygen, and the seas as well, causing the high concentrations of dissolved iron to precipitate.

      * - at least as far as we animals are concerned, or as far as the weak anthropic principle will allow

    35. Re:I do hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please generalize a little more, I feel excluded.

    36. Re:I do hope... by causality · · Score: 1

      Why would interstellar civilization be much different?

      They could evolve from creatures like us; the "negative" traits of ours that you describe are a byproduct of us being highly expansionist as a species. Highly successful.

      For two reasons really. Note that I restricted my commentary to aliens who are benevolent. No offense is intended, but that's one of those little details that was there for a reason. Only benevolent/peaceful aliens would refuse to contact us because of our barbarism. Aliens who are malevolent have no reason not to just land here and take over the planet with superior weaponry. In fact that would be quite consistent with an expansionist policy. Since that has not happened, it's safe to assume that any intelligent extraterrestrial life that a) knows we exist and b) is able to travel here, is unwilling to contact us because of how we are.

      My second reason is also simple. To cross distances measured in light-years, they would either need to be able to travel faster than light or they'd need to be able to fold space (that may be redundant, since folding space could be viewed as a method of FTL travel). Beings who can do that would need a free or very cheap source of infinite or nearly infinite energy. Wars tend to be about resources of one kind or another, though usually other justifications are cited for propaganda reasons. Such beings would have a whole galaxy of planets they can access and all the resources that come with them. They'd have advanced technology and infinite or nearly infinite energy sources. Beings like this wouldn't have very much to fight each other about.

      I suppose they could have evolved from creatures like us, but if so, they were creatures like us in their dim past. Perhaps they came to realize that instincts which equip you for survival in the brutal world of "caveman days" are counterproductive for highly advanced civilization. Such instincts include but are not limited to tribalism and the "us against them" thinking that goes with it.

      Like us, I'd imagine that they can learn to act in ways that are other than what their instincts would have them do, ways that inherently lead to a society marked by harmony and loving-kindness. Ways that are not based on fighting others for dominance over a limited gene pool in a deadly game of winner-take-all, with all the plotting and planning and manipulation that goes along with it.

      Our modern models of statecraft are like this. I will describe in these terms the only advance that has taken place: what the kings of old did by openly threatening with the sword, the rulers of today accomplish covertly with propaganda and disinformation. Still the same job gets done, which is that when the State wants something from you, the State gets it. The State perfers that you do so willingly because you want to be a good patriotic citizen who knows his role, but for the few who won't conform to that, the State is authorized to use force or the threat of force.

      For an advanced interstellar civilization, the real trick is to produce a culture where the more enlightened view is the norm, one that would view anything else as a rare aberration. The other real trick is to know yourself so well that you can evaluate the contents of your own mind and understand that this idea comes from an instinct, while that idea comes from trauma you experienced long ago, and this other idea comes from sound reason. Humans can learn to do that, though few ever try. With that power comes the ability to be your own person, to reject the influences that lead to negativity and disharmony because you know what they are and don't find them tempting. Why wouldn't an advanced, benevolent race of beings have the same ability?

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    37. Re:I do hope... by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
      It may be useful to look at things another way.

      If they are not benevolent, then any interaction with you could likely be to your detriment.

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    38. Re:I do hope... by sznupi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, I didn't really see that restriction per se,...

      By the standards of a truly advanced interstellar civilization, we must be quite barbaric indeed. They would be wise to stay away from us, because if they are benevolent, then any interaction with us would likely be to their detriment.

      (emphasis mine) ...just that you seem to equal being trult advanced interstellar civilization with being benevolent.

      And one doesn't mean the other, that's what I was saying (as a matter of fact, from what we see on our planet, being benevolent is exactly the way to never expand, being consumed eventually)

      As for the above long comment of yours...even its length and time it took to write makes me feel obliged to respond.

      While the ideas you present are certainly attractive, I don't think they work in the real world. We have plenty of examples that they don't really work on Earth, why the rest of the Universe should be significantly different? Contrary to what many people believe, there is most likely no "cosmic force" that guards the order of things. Just laws of physics. Just survival.

      You ignore that FTL is most likely impossible in our Universe, and interstellar/intergalactic travel (or even communication) is damn hard - that's the true reason we don't have any visitors, benevolent or malevolent (if they even exist).

      Heck, even the distinction you make between benevolence, malevolence and the will to contact might be incorrect - benevolent (according to their morality and values!) species might contact us, try to influence us in a way that they think is correct, but ultimately is harming us (we did such things on Earth). Malevolent species OTOH might just as well prefer to keep their existence a secret, for surprise attack. Attack which hasn't happened because of the vastness of space.

      As a matter of fact, is will to survive really malevolent? ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Killing_Star )

      Existing concepts for FTL require such vast amounts of energy that any civilizations who can do it just to visit us, will have technology somehow freeing them from the classical scarceness of resources. And access to it still doesn't mean they would have to be benevolent. We can destroy our civilization, and yet we haven't done so. But you wouldn't argue that we are a "good"...especially in how we treat inferior species

      Yes, those are beautiful ideas. But don't expect them. That's the fastest way to find out about malevolence of somebody.

      And please, don't present the fairytale of our current states being in opposition to the people. Who do you think gets to positions of power in most cases? Governments are a simply a reflection of society.

      You also forget how highly hostile and dangerous is space itself. Again, you just have to look at our world to realize that "kindness" is very strongly inversely correlated to the hostility of environment. We are "civilized" in the West because we can afford to be. In vast areas of the Earth you wouldn't survive long against "malevolent" (one might argue it's simply "survivalist") individuals. They would also outcompete you in space...

      And all this while limiting ourselves to strong anthropocentrism. Technological space-faring civilization might so unlike to us that we will interpret any its actions as malevolent (remember that our criteria of morality came from living inside small groups of primates). What if for example they are a hive mind, consuming everything they can, with the perception of the world summed up by "me vs. all that is unknown, bad"?

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    39. Re:I do hope... by xmundt · · Score: 1

      It's not just religious people who attempt to rationalize the fact Earth may be the only place with intelligent life.

      what proof is there that there IS intelligent life on Earth? Considering some of the amazingly short-sighted and silly actions taken in the world, and, the general contempt for education that is so prevalent in the USA, I would argue that it is time we removed the beam from our own eye, before we attempt to remove the mote from our brother's eye. We likely need to start acting a LOT more intelligent before any other possible intelligence in the Universe would be interested in contacting us.
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    40. Re:I do hope... by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      I'd say that the fact that there is life on Mars, the planet closest to Earth, will give +100 points to the theory of extraterrestrial Earth life origin.

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    41. Re:I do hope... by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      From that amazon page:
      > Ward and Brownlee admit that "It is very difficult to do statistics with an N of 1. But in our defense, we have staked out a position rarely articulated but increasingly accepted by many astrobiologists."

      So, they have realised that their sample is statistically insignificant, and have thus substituted it with "everybody does it".

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    42. Re:I do hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work with a "like" guy. He says "like" every other word. I understand what you're saying about the pauses, but you shouldn't (IMHO) just write down the jumbled thoughts as they come into your head and expect other people to read them. You should take said thoughts and put them in coherent sentences. What I am really curious about, though, is why older people like my mom (60s) are starting to write like that.

    43. Re:I do hope... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but Occam’s razor slits their throats before they know it. ^^

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  7. Questions: by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

    ...that would have to be a lot of life, no? Or would the gas have been created by long-dead/extinct lifeforms, and the gas is just that stable in the atmosphere?

    Also, titan is almost literally drowned in Methane (as in, lakes and oceans of the stuff). There ain't that many meteors floating around for that volume, and there's no volcanic activity to speak of, IIRC.

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    1. Re:Questions: by Yetihehe · · Score: 5, Informative

      The problem is that on mars all methane should vanish in months due to oxidizing soil. Therefore something must be replenishing it.

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    2. Re:Questions: by maxume · · Score: 1, Funny

      I figure it's the Russians.

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    3. Re:Questions: by vlm · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The problem is that on mars all methane should vanish in months due to oxidizing soil. Therefore something must be replenishing it.

      Its a more complicated problem than that. First of all, there is no viable explanation for a source, assuming no lifeforms on mars, no active volcanoes, not enough meteors... Secondly, methane is localized and produced at weird rates, almost like weather... errr growing seasons... Third, methane is photochemically unstable in UV, it should all disappear in a couple centuries, except it is measured as disappearing much more quickly, VERY coincidentally about the timeframe of one martian year, so grasping at straws, it must be "oxidizing soil" or something. Fourthly the ESA guys claim when they detect methane, it also coincidentally comes along with yummy water vapor (actually, probably fizzy carbonated water crossed with stinky swamp gas)

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmosphere_of_Mars#Methane

      Now it is refreshing after the quack climatologists basically making stuff up to "prove" their hypothesis, to see that real scientists studying mars are very carefully and appropriately skeptical about declaring martian life. But eventually Occams Razor kicks in and the complicated non-life workarounds become more ridiculous than admitting it makes more sense to assume there's life on mars. I think that tipping point is extremely close.

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    4. Re:Questions: by josteos · · Score: 1

      Probably exhaust from the near-endless supply of methane-powered probes we keep sending there.

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    5. Re:Questions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      You probably should read up on why oxidation is very unlikely to be the cause.
      From someone who has read the data and paper, you just look look and ignorant arrogant ass trying to find a way to jab at the fact that the amount of carbon man is throwing into the atmosphere is impacting global temperature.

      Extra funny since 2009 looks like it might be the warmest period on record.

    6. Re:Questions: by ncohafmuta · · Score: 1

      Aliens eating at the fly-through taco bell way too much

    7. Re:Questions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES!

    8. Re:Questions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now it is refreshing after the quack climatologists basically making stuff up to "prove" their hypothesis, to see that real scientists studying mars are very carefully and appropriately skeptical about declaring martian life.

      Try putting some tens of thousands of scientists actually on the surface of Mars, give them all the necessary resources and facilities and go back after a few decades. I guarantee their statements will be less careful and skeptical.

      But eventually Occams Razor kicks in and the complicated non-life workarounds become more ridiculous than admitting it makes more sense to assume there's life on mars. I think that tipping point is extremely close.

      Oh, sounds like you've already made up your mind about that.

    9. Re:Questions: by khallow · · Score: 1

      First of all, there is no viable explanation for a source, assuming no lifeforms on mars, no active volcanoes, not enough meteors...

      Serpentinization is an adequate explanation. We know there's olivine and water on Mars and we know on Earth that they react to produce serpentinite. Methane is a byproduct. You don't need active volcanoes, but rather volcanoes that were active some time in the past. We have that on Mars. As an aside, this process also can be food for life. I gather there's bacteria underground on Earth that lives off of the energy of serpentinization, for example.

  8. Underground methane leaking? by Glock27 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Another possible explanation might be ancient underground methane deposits leaking into the Martian atmosphere...if this has been ruled out, how?

    It seems possible that life existed in the distant past on Mars, leaving behind methane deposits much like oil and natural gas deposits here on Earth...

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    1. Re:Underground methane leaking? by confused+one · · Score: 1

      If life had existed for long enough and in a large enough population to create the necessary carbon stores for these hypothetical reservoirs, it would probably still be present in some form.

    2. Re:Underground methane leaking? by mycroft822 · · Score: 4, Informative

      There are recent studies showing it may be possible that some of our methane on Earth is being created by the high pressure/temp conditions in the earth's mantle, rather than exclusively by the decay of organic matter. A written article on this, or an NPR segment (about 1/3 of the way into the audio file).

    3. Re:Underground methane leaking? by Cyberax · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Possible, but unlikely. Mars tectonics had stopped a loooong time ago.

      And without plate tectonics it's pretty hard to imagine how geologic traps for organic material could have formed.

    4. Re:Underground methane leaking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off, to have appreciable quantities of methane left, there must have been marshes or rainforests or similar concentrations of biomatter all being subsumed at once. Such concentrations would have left other hints, and would likely mean that extremophile bacteria still exist. Secondly, past life on mars (of sufficient quantity to study) would be just as meaningful as present life on mars.

    5. Re:Underground methane leaking? by samkass · · Score: 1

      Can't methane be Carbon-dated like any other metabolic by-product?

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    6. Re:Underground methane leaking? by holmstar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But the leading theory is that mars' core is relatively cool now. I don't know if that means that it is too cool for the aforementioned chemical process, but it should be considered.

    7. Re:Underground methane leaking? by Glock27 · · Score: 1

      Possible, but unlikely. Mars tectonics had stopped a loooong time ago.

      I'm curious how you arrived at this conclusion. It sounds suspiciously like the "Moon is dead" thesis, which was shattered by the existence of lunar quakes and possible volcanic activity.

      And without plate tectonics it's pretty hard to imagine how geologic traps for organic material could have formed.

      Time and again the natural world has confounded the human imagination. Perhaps this is one of those times. ;-)

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    8. Re:Underground methane leaking? by Glock27 · · Score: 1

      Can't methane be Carbon-dated like any other metabolic by-product?

      Yes, but ancient methane would be in the same situation as Earth's coal, since the half-life of C14 is less than 6,000 years - no measurable isotope would likely exist.

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    9. Re:Underground methane leaking? by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      The tectonics may have stopped but IIRC the volcanic activity still occurs. I would imagine all it would take is a lava flow to cover organic material in order to create methane traps. Unless Martian plants had legs that is...

    10. Re:Underground methane leaking? by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      "I'm curious how you arrived at this conclusion."

      The lack of plate tectonics on Mars is a common knowledge. Just look at its map.

      Well, and the Moon _is_ dead. There's are meaningful tectonics there, just some small quakes caused by tidal forces.

      'Volcanic activity' on the Moon is luaghable, it's limited to outgassing.

  9. Quick! We need some fundings! by quangdog · · Score: 3, Funny

    This spells disaster in the form of global climate change on mars! Who wants to be the first to martian up and buy some methane offsets?

  10. Once again ... by abbynormal+brain · · Score: 1

    ... we're missing critical information in the report. The keep mentioning "levels of methane" but they don't tell us what these levels are - and more importantly, how much bio mass would be required to create those levels. They also don't mention if it's saturated in certain areas (like around live volcanoes).

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    1. Re:Once again ... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      far below the 100 to 300 tonnes required to replenish methane levels in the Martian atmosphere. It appears TFA does mention how much methane needs to be released annually to replenish the methane levels in the Martian atmosphere.

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    2. Re:Once again ... by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

      ... we're missing critical information in the report. The keep mentioning "levels of methane" but they don't tell us what these levels are

      The usual sources quote about 10 parts per billion of Methane in the atmosphere. Michael Mumma of Goddard Space Flight Center, with earthbound telescopes, says he's detected up to 200 parts per billion near the equator. Recent observations suggest that the methane is released in plumes, one of which released about 19,000 metric tons of methane [space.com].

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    3. Re:Once again ... by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      I'll just hafta go over there and test the methane levels around Olympus Mons to find out...

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    4. Re:Once again ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There have been no live volcanoes on Mars for a couple billion years. If methane concentrations are found around old extinct volcanoes it would have to be caused by something else.

  11. Is it possible? by tibman · · Score: 1

    Could it be possible that there was life on mars... and not any more? Those long dead critters are continuing to decay and release the gas.

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    1. Re:Is it possible? by Narcocide · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes and I think it is also theoretically possible that there was life on mars until about half an hour after the first probe landed.

    2. Re:Is it possible? by geckipede · · Score: 1

      Life on Mars would have been at its prime billions of years ago. Whatever is left now would have to be either fossilised and completely inert, or still reproducing.

    3. Re:Is it possible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did something major happened to the environment there? Suddenly burying large regions of the original surface? And anything living there? Something like an asteroid impact? Volcanic activity? Hellas Planitia? Large methane and other deposits under kilometres of debris? Trapped underground would there be enough rising up to create the detected amounts? Is there MORE THAN ONE potential source, or a question of a primary source? Maybe.

    4. Re:Is it possible? by Orleron · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Decay" implies the breakdown of biological tissue by... you guessed it, micro-organisms. In places where there is not much bacteria, like the antarctic, things that die do not decay noticeably over hundreds of years or more.
      So, I doubt decay from dead things is producing the methane.

    5. Re:Is it possible? by vlm · · Score: 1

      Could it be possible that there was life on mars... and not any more? Those long dead critters are continuing to decay and release the gas.

      Coal, Oil wells, and NatGas wells are basically the same thing. If those deposits existed on mars, King Bush II and Haliburton would have been invading Mars for Oil rather than mostly innocent middle eastern countries for Oil. Therefore, theres no hydrocarbon fields on Mars. So, if the methane isn't from fossils, its from modern/current critters...

      Methane is unstable on the order of centuries in the martian atmosphere, so they all died off VERY recently, not so "long dead" as you might think.

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    6. Re:Is it possible? by Java+Pimp · · Score: 1

      Actually, decay is caused by living microbes breaking down the organic matter (and releasing methane). No life means no decay (in the metabolizing sense). Dead organic matter with nothing to cause decay would likely dry up and turn to dust or become fossilized.

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    7. Re:Is it possible? by H0p313ss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Life on Mars would have been at its prime billions of years ago. Whatever is left now would have to be either fossilised and completely inert, or still reproducing.

      Or migrated?

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    8. Re:Is it possible? by Pedrito · · Score: 1

      "Decay" implies the breakdown of biological tissue by... you guessed it, micro-organisms. In places where there is not much bacteria, like the antarctic, things that die do not decay noticeably over hundreds of years or more. So, I doubt decay from dead things is producing the methane.

      Because what? Mars must have a bacteria population like the antarctic because it's so cold? Keep in mind, this bacteria, if that's what's producing it, evolved on Mars where temperatures have been pretty darn cold for quite some time. Call me crazy, but maybe they adapted....

    9. Re:Is it possible? by Orleron · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. I agree with you. If that is the case, then the methane on Mars is being produced by *existing* life, not extinct life as suggested by the OP.

    10. Re:Is it possible? by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      "Still reproducing" also entails that some of them die off on a regular basis.

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  12. option C by __aanonl8035 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "So two theories remain: either the gas is created as a by-product of reactions between volcanic rock and water, or it is a by-product of a lifeform's metabolism."

    Or C: There is some, as of yet, unidentified method of methane production.

    1. Re:option C by badness · · Score: 1

      But that would be three options, and the FA clearly states that there are only two plausible theories.

    2. Re:option C by SpydeZ · · Score: 1

      Nobody expected the Martian Inquisition!

    3. Re:option C by Spatial · · Score: 1

      Undefined methods aren't "theories" you smartass.

    4. Re:option C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should patent that idea... it seems broad enough.

    5. Re:option C by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      "So two theories remain: either the gas is created as a by-product of reactions between volcanic rock and water, or it is a by-product of a lifeform's metabolism."

      Or C: There is some, as of yet, unidentified method of methane production.

      That's not a theory, it's a catch all.

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    6. Re:option C by SomeJoel · · Score: 1

      Undefined methods aren't "theories" you smartass.

      Well, not yet they aren't. But I assume once the methods become identified (or "defined") they will spawn new theories.

      The phrase "So two theories remain" strongly implies that these are the only two possible causes, when really there are probably others.

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    7. Re:option C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Occam's Razor suggests the former. That about ends it for the 'life on Mars' crew. Get back to work.

    8. Re:option C by jpmorgan · · Score: 1, Troll

      If only the IPCC members had such depth of insight.

    9. Re:option C by noidentity · · Score: 1

      "So two theories remain: either the gas is created as a by-product of reactions between volcanic rock and water, or it is a by-product of a lifeform's metabolism."

      Or C: There is some, as of yet, unidentified method of methane production.

      Taco Bell?

    10. Re:option C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the underlying point is that it doesn't lend credence to the idea that life on Mars is the source of methane, as if there were only three possible sources, and now there are only two. Right now there are two theories. They could both be wrong. Falsifying one is certainly valid progress, but doesn't in any way make the notion of life on Mars more possible. Life on Mars could be the only theory left, and it would still need to be established with more than "It is the only explanation we can think of for the Methane," such as predicting other non-obvious effects of life and having those predictions validated.

    11. Re:option C by __aanonl8035 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I probably should have put...
      there are probably other theories out there besides those two. And its always important to keep an open mind to other possibilities.

      Personally, I tend to favour the water interacting with olivine (serpentization). The two main plumes of methane occur at points in Mars where there are cracks to the interior, and/or have a lot of exposed olivine. Of course, I am not a scientist, so I don't even give my own opinion much weight on the matter. Its possible that the presence of olivine and water is the ingredients that life needs to hang on in the harsh martian environment. It is interesting either way.

      One plume is at Elysium Planitia
      One plume is at Memnonia
      A similar (vaguely) plume on earth is at Petroleum Seep

    12. Re:option C by camperdave · · Score: 1

      "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - As Sherlock Holmes once said.

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    13. Re:option C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      D) It's been trapped for millions of years and is only now being released due to crust events, like heating or expansion.

      I love how people think it 'must be this', or it 'must be that', as if those are the only possible explanations available. Fact is there are a 1000 different reasons why this might be happening.

      Unfortunately, with regards to Mars, I won't be pleased until we have a colony living on the surface. Until then, we're doing science from afar. And yes, I'm fully aware of the improvements in instrumentation. This does not negate the human necessity for physical exploration.

    14. Re:option C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what he meant.

    15. Re:option C by geekoid · · Score: 1

      They did. However the evidence and fats point right to CO2 increase.

      as with ALL science, there could be data that hasn't been found, but you can't sit around and wait for evidence to appear.

      There have been many hypothesis other then CO2, but they have failed to pan out.

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    16. Re:option C by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Hypotheses for what? The post 1941 warming? How about the same explanation as for the medieaval warm period? i.e. We have no Goddamn idea.

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    17. Re:option C by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

      "I have a theory about why X happened"
      "What's your theory?"
      "That we don't know why X happened"

    18. Re:option C by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Wait! Are you telling me "Intelligent Design" isn't a theory?

      (I figure everyone was going off on the whole global warming thing, I'd try new a tack.)

    19. Re:option C by jpmorgan · · Score: 1

      Proof by contradiction only works when you can conclusively prove no other possible causes or explanations.

    20. Re:option C by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      I just read that as "Petroleum Sheep".

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  13. If that happens ... by abbynormal+brain · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... get ready to hear this word a lot: "cross contamination" from the bombardment period.

    I know - I know. I'm not advocating it - I'm just saying: Don't be surprised.

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    1. Re:If that happens ... by pluther · · Score: 1

      It's quite possible.
      If there is life on Mars as well as Earth, that would be a reasonable explanation of how.

      However, it doesn't change the fact that if it's there, it could be *everywhere*. Cross-bombardment works everywhere else just as well as between Mars and Earth.

      If we do find it, the next step of course is to go there and analyze it. Is it related to us? How far back? Does it even use DNA? What kind of ecosystem can exist in the conditions it's living in?

      Of course, the first step is still to determine that it's actually *there*.

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    2. Re:If that happens ... by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      The next step is to make sure that, in "go[ing] there and analyz[ing] it", we don't destroy it.

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    3. Re:If that happens ... by cmat · · Score: 1

      Right, but cross contamination from where? The argument that Earth "cross contaminated" Mars can just as easily be reversed, and as such is not much of a compelling argument. Really, what says that there might be some other source of life which "contaminated" Earth and Mars at that point?

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  14. My Dog Live on Mars? by sycodon · · Score: 1

    It makes enough methane for the whole planet, that's for sure.

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  15. lifeforms, lifeforms, precious little lifeforms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    where are you?

  16. Really? by Drasham · · Score: 0
    From the article:

    Either there are microorganisms living in the Martian soil that are producing methane gas as a by-product of their metabolic processes, or methane is being produced as a by-product of reactions between volcanic rock and water.

    I think that it would be really exciting to find the first possibility true, and there's ample precedent for it here on earth.

    1. Re:Really? by CorporateSuit · · Score: 2, Funny

      there are microorganisms living in the Martian soil that are producing methane gas as a by-product of their metabolic processes

      Finally, someone that slashdotters can relate to!

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  17. Damn bleching Martian microbes. by jameskojiro · · Score: 0, Troll

    They are farting methane and causing Martian Warming!!!!!!

    I say we put a carbon tax on them, maybe after not collecting any monies from them for a few decades, the U.N. will get serious about sending someone to Mars, even if it is only to send someone with a sternly worded letter....

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  18. Or did they? by scorp1us · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I saw recently that NASA was leaning towards judging structures on a few meteorites as organic in nature. Meaning, we could have been derived from, or seeded life on Mars. Multiple times.

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    1. Re:Or did they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps both planets were seeded with life from yet another source.

    2. Re:Or did they? by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      Is this where I put the obligatory Xenu reference?

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    3. Re:Or did they? by Salamander_Pete · · Score: 1

      Organic does not mean life. Organic means chemistry based on carbon chains, which may or may not be part of a living system. Common misconception.

    4. Re:Or did they? by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      Meh, its optional seeding planets isn't really that uncommon of a plot point in Sci-Fi

    5. Re:Or did they? by Grizzley9 · · Score: 1

      Or they were "contaminated" when they got to Earth?

    6. Re:Or did they? by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      You could, but be prepared to be sued by a so called "church".

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    7. Re:Or did they? by scorp1us · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That is what is being ruled out. The location (deeo inside) and our understanding of atmospheric entry would mean these fossils would have to have been in the original rock, then atmospheric entry would have formed a coating that would provide a clear delineation between what came with it, and what got there later.

      Also, the fossils would be of different minerals if Earth had provided the materials.

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    8. Re:Or did they? by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'd agree there is merit in studying xenobiology - but does that merit outweigh mankind's using Mars as an outpost to the outer solar system? I don't think so, but we need to consider the benefit as well as the cost of colonization.

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    9. Re:Or did they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw recently that NASA was leaning towards judging structures on a few meteorites as organic in nature. Meaning, we could have been derived from, or seeded life on Mars. Multiple times.

      that's what she said.

    10. Re:Or did they? by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      As outposts go, Mars is a rather poor choice/

      Deep gravity well, frequent dust storms, weak magnetic field that affords little radiation shielding ... if I were choosing outposts I'd go with good old trusty Luna, or maybe one of the larger asteroids.

      Much of the allure of Mars lies in the notion that it can one day be terraformed.

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    11. Re:Or did they? by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Proving once again we just can't keep it in our pants.

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    12. Re:Or did they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called PANspermia, not PANTspermia!

    13. Re:Or did they? by Hythlodaeus · · Score: 1

      The nice thing about gravity wells is they have less tendency to outgas when punctured.

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    14. Re:Or did they? by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      My thought was more of using one of the Martian moons as a refueling station and possibly as a manufacturing base, and using the planet's surface as colony.

      Then, I'm all for getting a permanent human presence in as many locations as possible, as quickly as possible.

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  19. "The Doctor" Told me.... by jameskojiro · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You can go to Mars, but don't drink the water, because water always wins.....

    I wonder if you breathed in Martian Methane if you would become a fart monster who wanted to invade Titan or something.......

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    1. Re:"The Doctor" Told me.... by Zordak · · Score: 1

      -1, Hasn't Aired In US Yet.

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    2. Re:"The Doctor" Told me.... by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      Cry me a river!!!

      I didn't mean literally.....

      Wait, are you one of them..... Stay away from me, water is pouring out of you, you are infected.......

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    3. Re:"The Doctor" Told me.... by SomeJoel · · Score: 1

      "The Doctor" Told me...

      Who?

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    4. Re:"The Doctor" Told me.... by Zordak · · Score: 1

      One drop is all it takes.

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    5. Re:"The Doctor" Told me.... by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

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  20. Overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new flatulent Martian overlords.

  21. Lifeforms - Food? by dgr73 · · Score: 1

    I bet Adam Richman is already eyeing the place with a challenge in mind.

  22. Mars is where the Bugalo Roam... by jameskojiro · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The Methane is being caused by the Bugalo who eat martian sagebrush and fart methane. I say we go there and start ranching them, maybe buy the whole planet using a giant diamond as payment or something. Of course China will beat us to the punch and we will have gone the Wong way.....

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  23. Or it could be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the byproduct of an invasion force from Alpha Centauri building up under the Martian landscape. They'll land on earth and take our women for sure. Then we'll be doomed. Who wants to look at the hairy guys?

  24. Simple explanation. by Kenja · · Score: 1

    There's a small worm hole from the local Taco Bell leading to Mars.

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  25. Re:Quick! We need some fundings! by jameskojiro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Carbon offsets are for Methane too as Methane is C(H4)...

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  26. I for one.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...welcome our new flatulent Martian overlords.

  27. Just ask the USS Reliant to stop by by Knara · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who knows, it could just be a piece of pre-animate matter caught in the matrix.

    1. Re:Just ask the USS Reliant to stop by by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Since I don't have any mod points, let me just say that that is the nerdiest thing I've read all day. Thank you.

    2. Re:Just ask the USS Reliant to stop by by Knara · · Score: 1

      Just one more piece of evidence that proves I like TOS Star Trek more than is probably healthy.

  28. Re:Quick! We need some fundings! by oldspewey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The latest issue of WorldWatch magazine had an interesting piece on the contribution of methane to AGW ... the general conclusion was that convincing humans to alter their diet (less/no meat) will have more impact than convincing them to alter their driving habits.

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  29. Does make you wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would they be looking at earth through telescopes of a kind unknown (and unrecognisable) to us thinking "yeah, that might be a nice planet to colonize, but it's so hot and the atmosphere is full with volatile oxygen, can't imagine anything surviving there."?

    1. Re:Does make you wonder... by jameskojiro · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Life on Earth, bah, that is just wishful thinking......

      Real life can only be sustained in a tenious atmosphere filled with CO2 and plenty of ultraviolet light to supply energy.....

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  30. Trespassing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean our rovers are trespassing on Mars?

    1. Re:Trespassing? by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      They will be Exterminated...

      Exter-mi-nate...Exter-mi-nate...Exter-mi-nate...Exter-mi-nate...Exter-mi-nate...

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  31. Re:Quick! We need some fundings! by jameskojiro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Obviously the solution is to genetically engineer the bacteria in ruminant stomachs to produce no methane....

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  32. Re:crap and tax by EraserMouseMan · · Score: 0, Troll

    Absolutely. They could teach us a lot. They would probably tell us that their planet did adopt the Martian Climate Summit resolution. But unfortunately the mammal's flatulent emissions were not taxed at a high enough rate to cancel out the anal footprint. A heavier tax burden would have surely enabled them to control their atmosphere's methane pollution.

  33. Another Proposed Answer: Olivine and Hydrothermal by gpronger · · Score: 1

    Back in March, there was an article in "Nature News"(the Nature News article is subscription, but a decent summary was posted by "The Free Republic") that the mineral Olivine when incorporated in a hydrothermal system may generate methane.

    On Earth, the predominate source of methane is considered biological in origin, and the presence on Mars has been considered a possible indication of life on Mars. Recently, at the Lunar and Planetary Science Conference at The Woodlands, near Houston, Texas, researcher Bethany Ehlmann (a PhD student at Brown University in Providence, Rhode Island) proposed a geological process could be a potential source for methane. The article reports that under a hydrothermal process the mineral olivine can undergo conversion to serpentine, with methane and hydrogen as a by-product.

    Not surprisingly, there are potential problems with the theory. Though the presence of the mineral could have been a source of methane, the surface mineral is ancient, 3.8BY. Too old to be the source of the methane currently detected. It may be though, that the conversion is active subsurface, and the generated methane reaches the surface via fissures, etc."

  34. Cows by JustNiz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cows ruined their own planet before they came to earth millenia ago.
    Its this migration that the child's nursery rhyme is referencing in the line "the cow jumped over the moon".
    They're now doing the same to the earth.

    1. Re:Cows by city · · Score: 1

      unless... one man can stop them.
      SUMMER 2010
      COWS
      starring Tom Cruise as L. Ron Hubbard

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      Save the planet, eat a cow.

  35. don't really understand the point by khallow · · Score: 2, Informative

    As I understand it, we know there's olivine on Mars and that there's water on Mars. Assuming the laws of physics operate the same on Mars as on Earth, then you have all the explanation you need for methane on Mars. Serpentinization is the process of reacting olivine with water. It generates methane as a byproduct.

    The question isn't whether serpentinization is a source of methane, but rather whether it is the majority source or not. My take is that if the methane production was due to life on Mars, there'd be a lot more methane being produced than a few hundred tons a day. I don't see life on Mars staying in one place over millions much less hundreds of millions of years. But I suppose there's a chance it could happen that way (say if life on Mars is a relatively recent phenoma).

    1. Re:don't really understand the point by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      But I suppose there's a chance it could happen that way (say if life on Mars is a relatively recent phenoma).

      Like, say for example, a recent visit from an alien probe managed to infect it with lifeforms from another planet? But who would send probes to mars? Must ponder that...

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    2. Re:don't really understand the point by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I can imagine a situation analogous to deep sea vents, where you get "hot spots", or perhaps in the case of Mars, places where energy is plentiful enough to sustain ecosystems. In either case, the further you get away from such areas of accessible energy and resources, life becomes more sparse. It's also possible that Mars' harsher environment means organisms tend to metabolize much slower (we see this with organisms found deep below the surface).

      It would be interesting, in the case of Earth, to figure out what percentages of methane are produced in what biozones. That might give us some indication of what we should expect from an environment like Mars.

      Still, serpentinization remains the more reasonable process considering the levels of methane and what we know of Martian chemistry.

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    3. Re:don't really understand the point by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      I don't see life on Mars staying in one place over millions much less hundreds of millions of years.

      Hmm. I just started watching Life on Mars, in fact, and I can fairly accurately predict that it won't stay in one place over millions, let alone hundreds of years. I mean, there was only so much good music created in the early 70s, after all... (The free love aspect, though, that should get at least a couple seasons...)

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    4. Re:don't really understand the point by geekoid · · Score: 1

      doen't it require a temperature of about 250 F. for that to happen? Also a pretty good amount of tectonic activity?

      "The question isn't whether serpentinization is a source of methane,"

      actually that is the question.

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    5. Re:don't really understand the point by mbone · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Several troubles with that idea. First, note that the Methane production rates quoted in the original article are much too small based on the observed Martian Methane plumes and their implications. Given that

      - it's hard to see how serpentinization explains the observed intermittent methane plumes

      - it doesn't explain at all the sink of the methane, which has to be very powerful (to explain the observed plumes)

      - the production estimates by Lefèvre & Forget (Nature 460, 720-723 (6 August 2009)) are large for this explanation :

      This optimum quantitative agreement with the methane observations is obtained with 150,000 t of methane emitted by the sporadic source. This amount is comparable to the yearly geochemical production of methane by serpentinization (50,000–130,000 t yr-1) along the entire Mid-Atlantic Ridge on Earth.

      Of course, there is lots of water along the Mid-Atlantic Ridge. Where is there a comparable amount of liquid water on Mars coming in contact with new olivine ? To me, this seems like a stretch.

      By the way, 150,000 tonnes per year (as a rough guess of Martian production) is about 0.1% of terrestrial biological production, which does not seem outlandishly large or small for a hypothetical Martian biosphere.

    6. Re:don't really understand the point by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      From the summary:

      "So two theories remain: either the gas is created as a by-product of reactions between volcanic rock and water, or it is a by-product of a lifeform's metabolism."

      I presume option 1, "reactions between volcanic rock and water" is the olivine-water reaction.

      Option 1 is interesting because it means there's enough water on Mars in a convenient form (likely liquid) to produce the observed methane.

      Option 2 is of course interesting because it means there's life.

    7. Re:don't really understand the point by khallow · · Score: 1

      Where are they getting that kind of methane production figures from? I read figures a full three orders of magnitude lower.

      And if the surface of Mars is covered with perchlorates (as it appears to be), then it's not hard to figure out where the methane is going since it would be reacting with the perchlorates. That explanation also has the feature that the lifetime for methane in the Mars atmosphere can be highly variable depending on how much dust is in the air and the circulation of the atmosphere. If there are times when the atmosphere is relatively static, then methane high in the atmosphere can persist much longer than methane near the surface. Among other things, one needs not produce massive amounts of methane in order to observe fast methane destruction. The variability allows qualities of methane to build up and disappear as observed.

      As for methane plume production, sure I don't know a mechanism, but it's not a big stretch that methane from serpentinization outgasses in bursts. And serpentinization is likely to occur wherever life sources would exist as well since it requires water as well, volcanic rock is widespread, and is more vigorous in the presence of heat. I dimly recall there's even some earth-based life forms that live off the energy of serpentinization. So life could be precisely where serpentinization exists.

    8. Re:don't really understand the point by mbone · · Score: 1

      Where are they getting that kind of methane production figures from? I read figures a full three orders of magnitude lower.

      The plumes don't mix with the atmosphere, so the surface destruction rate must be much higher than the previous models (with 300 year residence times). The argument is very simple - the entire yearly production under the old models is not enough to explain the observed plumes. So, production must be higher, but if production is higher, then destruction must be more efficient, raising the required production even more.

      Another way to think of this is that undestroyed methane will rapidly mix and reach atmospheric equilibrium, and raise the post plume methane concentration to above the observed background. So, the methane has to be destroyed in less than an atmospheric mixing time, which is roughly an Earth year or less (200 days in the model). That is at least 3 orders of magnitude or so faster than the previous global models, so the background production rate also has to be 3 orders of magnitude or so larger than the previous global models (assuming similar destruction rates for plumes as for the background production). Note that that is a lower bound.

    9. Re:don't really understand the point by khallow · · Score: 1

      The plumes don't mix with the atmosphere, so the surface destruction rate must be much higher than the previous models (with 300 year residence times).

      I don't buy it. Even if plumes indicate more methane than expected is produced, that doesn't mean the normal destruction rate is elevated as well. As I see it, the Martian atmosphere varies in a lot of ways. Temperature, pressure, and dust content all can change dramatically. Further, they're all correlated with each other *and* each, with the possible exception of pressure, contribute to the destruction of methane. For example, here's an article about the chemistry of dust clouds. They claim that you could actually get hydrogen peroxide, which readily reacts with methane, from the static electricy of the dust.

      That sort of variable destruction would reduce the amount of methane needed to produce the plume, pretty much to whatever amount was actually observed. There's not enough information for anyone to say with some certainty what's going on. My concern here is simply that a mistake of three orders of magnitude seems unlikely.

    10. Re:don't really understand the point by mbone · · Score: 1

      Note, again, that the argument is very simple - Methane readily mixes in the Martian atmosphere. To not increase the background after a plume event, you need a strong sink to remove it. It doesn't really matter what the sink is, whether Martian biology or surface chemicals, or even something unexpected, the stronger the sink, the more production you need. The previous estimate of methane production was based purely and simply on the observed background level, and a sink based on terrestrial analogs :

        " the 'conventional' atmospheric chemistry scheme, which explains correctly the observed distribution of methane on Earth, loss of methane on Mars occurs primarily by photolysis at heights above 60 km, and by oxidation by OH and O(1D) at lower altitudes."

      It is not surprising to me either that Martian atmospheric and surface chemistry doesn't fit terrestrial models, or that models based on observations of Martian methane release would differ radically from earlier models not based on observations of methane release.

      They (Lefèvre & Forget) actually looked into the Hydrogen Peroxide sink hypothesis and ruled it out for two reasons :

      - Producing enough H2O2 would require that "the electric field must be close to the breakdown field strength value (25 kV m-1) in all the regions with visible dust opacity of 2 or above. The possibility that such extreme bulk electric fields can be sustained in the Martian lower atmosphere has recently been severely questioned."

      - Also, such extreme fields would produce about 20 times as much Carbon Monoxide from Carbon Dioxide as is observed.

  36. Yes, they did by sznupi · · Score: 1

    Parent poster wasn't really talking about abiogenesis but evolution (perhaps he used too strong words, "complete isolation")

    Even if there was some exchange of material at the beginning, any lifeforms that subsequently conquered any of the two planets would be evolving in isolation.

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  37. The "lifeform in the gaps?" by bledri · · Score: 1

    Sounds a bit like the "God in the Gaps" line of reasoning. Well, to be fair, "lifeform creates methane" is testable and all ready been shown true on Earth. I guess I'm just cranky after debugging all night...

    Wow, I almost wrote "to be fair", imagine the flame fest that would have started. What can I say, my fingers type the first word that matches phonically.

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  38. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our flatulent Martian overlords.

  39. Re:Another Proposed Answer: Olivine and Hydrotherm by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    I posted like I caught rabies on DU, how did I do?

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  40. Life on Mars by mollog · · Score: 1

    I thought I had heard that Mars' atmosphere is weak because the plant's core is not molten like the core of Earth. Is this still the theory?

    For those who aren't familiar with the idea, Earth's molten core creates a magnetic field that blocks the solar wind from the Sun. The solar wind would blow away Earth's atmosphere if it weren't there.

    So, if Mars somehow got a molten core, by adding mass, or simply spontaneously, air would remain, then seas could form, etc.

    The presence of methane from biological processes holds hope for a Green Mars someday.

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    1. Re:Life on Mars by realityimpaired · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Mars has about 1/2 the radius of the Earth and about 1/10th the mass, which means a significantly smaller gravitational field, even at the surface (about 1/3 the gravity at the surface, and remember that it falls off proportionately to the square of the distance from the center of mass).

      While Mars doesn't have a magnetic field any more, I suspect that the reason that Mars's atmosphere is so much thinner than our own has more to do with the lack of mass and corresponding gravity well to hold the gases in than it does the solar wind blowing it away. Recall that Mercury has a magnetic field, and it doesn't really help the planet hold its atmosphere. And lest you think that's because it's so close to the Sun, and thus the subject of stronger solar winds, I'll point out that Ganymede also has a permanent magnetic field and a very thin atmosphere, but its surface pressure is so low that if it were created in a bell jar here on Earth, it would be considered a vacuum.

    2. Re:Life on Mars by meerling · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Some of the recent studies show that it's incomplete magnetic field is actually accelerating the loss of atmosphere.
      Apparently those magnetic domes that were once thought to help retain atmosphere are now acting like ski ramps to help the solar winds blow off more air than if Mars had no magnetic field whatsoever. That's really gotta suck.

      Of course, that doesn't preclude the existence of some form of extremophile.
      After all, it's had millions of years to adapt to the changing environment that is Mars.
      On the other hand, that doesn't mean there is any life on Mars, just that we can't rule it out at this time.

      So anyhow, do you know where I can get some more nurplex? This one lost it's flavor years ago... :-)

    3. Re:Life on Mars by mollog · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize that Mars was so much smaller than Earth. That does explain a few things such as why its core isn't molten.

      So, there might be life on Mars, but it won't thrive on the surface.

      Some other poster made a crack about environmentalists, but the question should be asked; what responsibilities do we have WTR Mars' environment? Large scale terraforming is a distinct possibility in the future.

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    4. Re:Life on Mars by holmstar · · Score: 3, Informative

      Titan, which is quite a bit smaller than Mars, has an atmosphere 1.5 times as dense as Earths.

    5. Re:Life on Mars by ninkendo84 · · Score: 1

      There's not nearly as much solar wind that far out, I would think.

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    6. Re:Life on Mars by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      It looks like a typo to me - "WRT" - "with regard to"

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    7. Re:Life on Mars by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      Also Mars' magnetic field is very different from the Earth's magnetic field. Earth two poles while Mars has strong magnet sections. So says the discovery channel anyway. They theorize that Mars had a few large impacts which screwed up the planets magnetic field.

    8. Re:Life on Mars by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      Titan has a very thick atmosphere and about half the gravity of Mars.

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    9. Re:Life on Mars by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      That is the theory in a nutshell. Indeed Mars has more than enough gravity to hold an atmosphere, solar wind has eroded it.

      (I do believe though that temperature plays helpful a role in titans thick atmosphere, despite half the surface gravity of mars)

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    10. Re:Life on Mars by infinitelink · · Score: 4, Informative

      Titan is also extremely cold, and has less agitation of its atmosphere; it has protection from Saturn's magnetic field (which it may be holding onto as it does pass through) and is at a much greater distance from the Sun than Ganymede is; the gases compositing the atmospheres of each are also different, which in consideration of their properties may definitely matter: my point is, that neither singly mass, nor density, nor solar distance, nor composition, nor magnetic properties, i.e. any single variable, is responsible for atmospheric density. Mars, however, is both so close to the Sun to be affected by solar winds, and so mass deficient relative to those other factors, that the planet isn't adequate for holding onto a dense atmosphere (of almost any composition): if it were around a dead star, or floating through space away from agitations, etc., then sure, you'd expect it could hold a dense--perhaps frozen (as much of Mars's atmosphere may, in fact, be, and thus on its surface and in its soil)--[r] atmosphere; but considering the variables for holding the kind of gases we'd even be interested in, it's not much worth our time, except perhaps to mine, or for other conditions for experimentation.

      The same, unfortunately, applies to Venus--is inadequate to hold onto the kind of atmosphere we'd be interested in, and would even if its role were reversed with Mars (which would also mean it would be too cold). We on Earth have the sweet spot positionally, in mass, gravitationally, in density, and all the other variables you could think of. I'm happy for it too! : )

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    11. Re:Life on Mars by dissy · · Score: 0, Troll

      Titan, which is quite a bit smaller than Mars, has an atmosphere 1.5 times as dense as Earths.

      Titan is also twice as massive as Mercury however, and definitely larger than both Earth or Mercury (thou only by ~1000km on its diameter), which would further back up the GP stating the atmosphere is held in more by a gravity well than a magnetic field.

    12. Re:Life on Mars by ciroknight · · Score: 2, Informative

      [Titan is] definitely larger than both Earth or Mercury (thou only by ~1000km on its diameter)

      No it isn't.

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    13. Re:Life on Mars by aCodeCowboy · · Score: 1

      NASA has a theory that the solar wind is slowly ripping the atmosphere off Mars through "plasmoids": http//science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2008/21nov_plasmoids.htm

    14. Re:Life on Mars by Avtuunaaja · · Score: 1

      The same, unfortunately, applies to Venus

      Care to elaborate? It has 95% of earth's mass, and as it orbits at 0.72 au, it suffers from roughly twice the radiation from the sun. (assuming all radiation follows 1/r^2) I assume that if it had a magnetic field, it should be able to hold on to it's hydrogen.

    15. Re:Life on Mars by dissy · · Score: 1

      That was supposed to be earths moon, not the earth.

      (Same as the GP was talking of, though my apologies for the confusion)

      However your picture proves the GP and what i meant (if not said/typed)

      I was quoting: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titan_(moon)

      I do appreciate the troll mod for a typo thou! Go go slashdot

    16. Re:Life on Mars by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Apparently those magnetic domes...help the solar winds blow off more air than if Mars had no magnetic field whatsoever. That's really gotta suck.

      I thought we just established that it blows..

    17. Re:Life on Mars by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Large scale terraforming is a distinct possibility in the future.

      Could you elaborate on the meaning of the "small scale terraforming" concept that you imply exists?

      I take it that you're implying something like :
      1- we fuck Earth's environment ;
      2- we terraform Mars, creating an environment that's significantly more robust than Earth's ;
      3- we ship Earth's population from Earth to Mars, fitting them onto 28% of the surface area ;
      4- ...
      5- profit ?

      Or possibly, at step 3 we select 72% of the Earth's population to die in situ, and only ship enough people to populate Mars to the then-current density on Earth. Good luck getting that through in anything resembling a democracy.

      But that caveat doesn't really matter.

      Certainly before step 3, and probably long before we can even start to produce reasonable plans for step 2, our understanding of what it takes to make a stable environment will have to drastically improve. And at that point, we're in a situation where we can realistically start producing asteroid colonies, interstellar generation ships and a wide variety of other options that will probably be easier than terraforming a planet that is fundamentally different to "Terra".

      We could be doing the basic research and experimentation for this now.

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    18. Re:Life on Mars by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      The same, unfortunately, applies to Venus

      Care to elaborate? It has 95% of earth's mass, and as it orbits at 0.72 au, it suffers from roughly twice the radiation from the sun. (assuming all radiation follows 1/r^2) I assume that if it had a magnetic field, it should be able to hold on to it's hydrogen

      The magnetic field of Venus is much weaker than that of Earth.
        Why?
      Well, if we knew exactly how the Earth's field is generated (it's a self-exciting dynamo ; but the exact details are still somewhat obscure, because the physics are very complex), we'd perhaps know why Venus doesn't have one ; it could be because of relatively small differences in composition (affecting viscosities in the core, affecting flow rates, affecting currents affecting the magnetic field), or simply because of the much less vigorous rotation of Venus (affecting flow rates etc etc.)

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  41. Only one lifeform? by Mmm_pickles · · Score: 1

    That must be some lifeform.

  42. Global Warming disproven ONCE AGAIN! by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    How is it possible for there to be methane on Mars, yet it's a cold as ice. You FAIL Al Gore!

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    1. Re:Global Warming disproven ONCE AGAIN! by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      You aren't making any sense.

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    2. Re:Global Warming disproven ONCE AGAIN! by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      It's a joke.

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  43. Re:crap and tax by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    Taxes solve everything like my neighbor working extra hard and having more money than I do. Now his house looks as crappy as mine and I am happy. Thank you Envy, best of all of the seven sins!

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  44. Re:Another Proposed Answer: Olivine and Hydrotherm by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the argumentum ad hominem.

    Let us take a moment to ponder this posters ability to take a tone of superiority, all the while unawares of the stupendous amount of ignorance being displayed by his own statement.

    Truly a remarkable creature.

  45. Just remember..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't light any matches.

  46. Re:I do hope... you check history first. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Well, James Lovelock, in his Gaia book from the 80's, states that he compared
    the
    distance from thermodynamic equilibrium of the gas environments of Earth
    and Mars ( he did it for NASA) and found...

    There is life on Earth, and it sends the gas environment FAR from thermodynamic equilibrium!

    There is no evidence for life on Mars because the gas environment is very close to, if not at,
    thermodynamic equilibrium. (NASA has a sad, and fires his ass.)

    Let me know if this study changes his conclusions.

  47. Re:Another Proposed Answer: Olivine and Hydrotherm by Omeganon · · Score: 1

    That's a pretty long-winded. Why didn't you just say "...theories remain: either the gas is created as a by-product of reactions between volcanic rock and water". Oh, right, the clip and story already did. :P

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  48. Go ahead by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pull my tentacle.

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    1. Re:Go ahead by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Pull my tentacle.

      Oh, that's a tentacle?
           

    2. Re:Go ahead by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      I read that in Zoidberg's voice. Hilarious.

      -l

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  49. Heh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can picture it now:
    Herd of cows spotted on Mars

    Article date: April 1, 2010.

  50. Maybe it's something we can transplant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know vhat she'll say

    1. Re:Maybe it's something we can transplant. by Knara · · Score: 1

      You know vhat she'll say

      "something we can transplant??"

      If I hadn't started this, I'd mod this up.

  51. Re:Another Proposed Answer: Olivine and Hydrotherm by gpronger · · Score: 1

    Hey, they even carried a decent photo; even science gets past their Narrow-Minded, Censoring Overlords.

    My problem was the article came through as an email update from Science News, which had since pulled the larger write-up with the only to buy the article.

  52. Life on Mars. Smell it! Taste it! by syousef · · Score: 1

    My GUT feeling is that there's life on mars. I can smell it. Hell I can almost taste it!

    (The above is a joke. Actually I have no idea if there is life on Mars).

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  53. Re:Quick! We need some fundings! by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    Obviously the solution is to genetically engineer the bacteria in swamps to produce no methane....

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  54. Re:Another Proposed Answer: Olivine and Hydrotherm by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    You can find more at DU or FreeRepublic, Take your pick!

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  55. Inevitable Meme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new flatulent microscopic Martian overlords.

  56. WRT, not WTR by mollog · · Score: 1

    Typo. Sorry.

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  57. Requirement to achieve... by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Why would interstellar civilization be much different? They could evolve from creatures like us; the "negative" traits of ours that you describe are a byproduct of us being highly expansionist as a species.

    Yup. But some where along the progression of evolution, a successful civilisation has to drop some of these negative expansionist trait to be able to advance without obliterating itself. With great capabilities (like interstellar spread) comes also great power (like much more advance power source) and much more potential of destruction which has to be contained to avoid collapse.

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    But, humanity luckily learned to somehow overcome such instinct and push away the boundary of what it considers in a "Us versus Them" thinking, in order to be able to function in much bigger units than a pack / a tribe. Leading possibilities to build cities, states, and civilisations. Which were able to achieve much more advanced stuff than what was available to a small group of animals.

    I suspect that, in order to achieve even bigger projects, like space colonisation, a civilisation needs to go beyond regional conflicts and reach a global planetary collaboration, to pool together the necessary resources & knowledge.

    Currently, some of our terran population is spending a crazy amount of budget in local wars, while its local space agency is only having a fraction of it. Of course if we're spending more money in trying to find creative ways to inflict misery onto other member of our own specie, we're never going to reach an interstellar level of civilisation.

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    1. Re:Requirement to achieve... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      We have access to some advanced ways of obtaining energy (nuclear reactors, nuclear explosives). And yet we haven't obliterated ourselves.

      As a matter of fact, one might imagine expansionist urge as being not only the cause of malevolence and "aggression", but the effect of them - escaping from the risk of destruction by some other group within your civilization.

      And you're missing the point that it is also beneficial to "discriminate" against alien civilizations; if your survival matters at all to you (and it's of utmost importance to every lifeform, guided by simple evolution), that is.

      Yes, I do agree that cooperation on the global scale is required for any serious space colonization effort. But that's different than being benevolent towards alien cultures.

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  58. Is there life on Mars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    obligatory Bowie quote

  59. Carbon-14 measurement? by TheSync · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Wouldn't carbon-14 measurement of the methane tell us whether there is live involved or not?

    1. Re:Carbon-14 measurement? by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      Feel free to go fetch some.

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  60. Methane? by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 1

    Mine is made by VP Racing....

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  61. Re:Another Proposed Answer: Olivine and Hydrotherm by geekoid · · Score: 1

    true, but he has a point~

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  62. Re:Quick! We need some fundings! by Pescar · · Score: 1

    My friend's dad, Dr Newbold at Aberystwyth university has been working on this for years. Apparently adding garlic to the feed has a large effect on methane production too.

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  63. Yeah, and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Monkeys might fly out of Uranus.

  64. Methane Sink is also uncertain by mbone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Neither the source nor the sink of Martian methane is understood, as was discussed by Lefèvre & Forget in Observed variations of methane on Mars unexplained by known atmospheric chemistry and physics (Nature 460, 720-723 (6 August 2009)). Unlike the statement in the spacefellowship.com writeup, the observed methane plumes require a very quick absorption of methane on the surface, which means that the lifetime of methane in the atmosphere is not " a few hundred years" but months or less, maybe even hours or less. Since the shorter the lifetime, the larger the production required to match the observed plumes, we don't know the methane production on Mars to within even 3 orders of magnitude.

    We don't know the source, we don't know the sink, and we don't know the production rate, so I personally don't see how biology can be ruled out, despite the editorializing in Lefèvre & Forget.

  65. Cows? by formfeed · · Score: 1

    Large underground herds of cows, that is.

  66. Stop quoting hack journalists, you ass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The climatologists weren't quacks. As respected a source as the journal Nature made that clear. They were called quacks by people like Limbaugh, who make their millions by stirring shit without any interest in the consequences, as long as they get high ratings, and by the mainstream press, who are too stupid to understand the science and were therefore influenced by the asshole pundits like Limbaugh who were the first to speak on the matter.

    So the question now is: Are you an idiot who believes anything the scientifically illiterate press tells you, or are you an idiot who believes anything politically-motivated pundits tell you?

  67. Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson by negatonium · · Score: 1

    Here's an interview with Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson, director of the Hayden Planetarium, where he concludes that Life is the most likely and simplest explanation for all the methane on Mars. Surprising to hear a very mainstream scientist say so and so openly. http://jonja.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=8193

  68. The Great Filter by sevenfactorial · · Score: 2, Funny

    As Nick Boston pointed out (http://www.nickbostrom.com/extraterrestrial.pdf)

    this is the worst news the human race has ever received.

    The idea is that the Fermi Paradox must be the result of a Great Filter which stymies the creation of long lived intelligent races. The easier it is for life to evolve, the more likely it is that the Filter lies ahead of us, rather than behind.

    Therefore microbes on Mars is bad bad news.

  69. Re:Another Proposed Answer: Olivine and Hydrotherm by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

    I did like the last sentence about the wonderful *cough* Mrs Palin, though.

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  70. Re:Another Proposed Answer: Olivine and Hydrotherm by Slashcrap · · Score: 0, Troll

    And ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the argumentum ad hominem.

    Let us take a moment to ponder this posters ability to take a tone of superiority, all the while unawares of the stupendous amount of ignorance being displayed by his own statement.

    Truly a remarkable creature.

    It's fine to attack a person instead of his argument when that person reads Free Republic or any other extreme right wing, racist libertarian nonsense. Because you see, that person is scum. They're never going to change their views because the American education system (or home schooling more likely) has left them without the ability to learn. So tell me, why not attack the person? If you did it more often, preferably with those guns you love so much, your country wouldn't be quite so fucked. Good luck with your next civil war. I hope both sides lose. Death to America.

  71. An obvious explanation: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just that the Martians have started to use the iFart app

  72. Earth microbe that can survive on Mars by robertinventor · · Score: 1

    Have you seen this - relevant to the discussion I think: http://www.livescience.com/space/090718-survivor-microbe.html Could be something like this causing the methane on Mars. And whether or not, is reason to be very cautious about possibly accidentally introducing new Earth lifeforms to Mars in future space missions, until we know what effect they may have on the planet - and perhaps also on Earth if they get returned to Earth after evolving further on Mars. (see my other posts to this topic for why I think this may be a cause for concern and caution until we know a lot more about terraforming).