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The Science of Avatar

Jamie noted a bit on The Science of Avatar running on Ain't it Cool, written by a professor of astrophysics who has worked on searching for planets and SETI. I believe I might be the last person on earth who hasn't seen it; here's hoping I can find 3 free hours over the holidays.

275 comments

  1. I haven't seen it by A+Friendly+Troll · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I haven't seen it because all of my friends have torrented the damn movie, some even watched horrible cam rips with a foreign language and no subs.

    Nobody wants to go to the cinema any more.

    Fuck you, torrents.

    1. Re:I haven't seen it by TheKidWho · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's unfortunate, while the story is ho-hum the 3D visual effects are simply amazing.

    2. Re:I haven't seen it by sammyF70 · · Score: 5, Funny

      so in short it should have been called "Jurassic Smurfs"?

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    3. Re:I haven't seen it by HaZardman27 · · Score: 1

      I've had friends do the same with other movies that really need to be seen in theater to truly appreciate. Boggles my mind.

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    4. Re:I haven't seen it by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with going to the cinema alone? Are you addicted to the peer pressure or what?

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    5. Re:I haven't seen it by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you want to see it that bad, go by yourself. Enjoy the crowds of obnoxious people, screaming babies, filthy floors, cramped seats, blocked views, terrible traffic, and insufficient parking. Yeah, nobody wants to go to the cinema anymore because of crappy cam torrents.

    6. Re:I haven't seen it by sammyF70 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      hmm .. in what way was that trollish? Amazing 3D-visuals with a ho-hum story ("jurassic parc"), with blue people ...

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    7. Re:I haven't seen it by h4rm0ny · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Nothing is wrong with going to see a movie on your own, unless you're comparing the experience to going to see it with a friend. Talking abotu the movie before and after, discussing what you liked about it / didn't like about it. A pleasure shared is a pleasure doubled. Also, it makes a nice date.

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    8. Re:I haven't seen it by cptnapalm · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think it is now "Dances with Jurassic Smurfs" now.

    9. Re:I haven't seen it by sajuuk · · Score: 1

      No, I believe it should have been called "Dances With Jurassic Alien Blue People"

    10. Re:I haven't seen it by gmuslera · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A movie that is purely plot and not so much visuals don't suffer a lot watching it in low quality, but one where visuals are one of the critical pieces? Even 2012 (ok, the 1st hour) deserved to be seen in a theater.

    11. Re:I haven't seen it by adbge · · Score: 1

      The only one stopping you from going to the movies is yourself.

      Get over your insecurities and go alone if you want to see it.

    12. Re:I haven't seen it by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 1

      2012 deserved to be seen never, I am ashamed to live in a country where crap like that is not only tolerated, but encouraged. Seriously, what are we, a nation of 11 year old boys?

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    13. Re:I haven't seen it by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Even in 2D it's an amazing film visually. You stay 'till the credits and see how many texture artists there were? And their IT department was huge!

    14. Re:I haven't seen it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear sir,

          Smurfs is a legal trademark, and copyright Peyo.

          Dances with ... is copyrighted by Kevin Costner and Orion Pictures, as well as Dancing with the stars. Both contexts apply.

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    15. Re:I haven't seen it by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen it because all of my friends have torrented the damn movie

      Why exactly haven't you seen it? You can't go to the theater because your friends are downloading torrents? What, are they hogging up all the bandwidth so you can't go to movietickets.com?

      Nobody wants to go to the cinema any more.

      Several avatar shows are sold out all through this week.

      Seriously, I'm really missing your point here.

      I saw it in 3D and I highly recommend it. It's immersive, not just a gimmick.

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    16. Re:I haven't seen it by A+Friendly+Troll · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I often go to the cinema alone, because I love non-Hollywood stuff the most, and my geek friends can't stand any of that "indie shit". Met my last girlfriend while watching Fish Tank.

      However, Avatar is a flashy, shiny collection of great CGI, and I'd like to see it with other people I know so that we can comment on things mentioned in the TFA over a beer and things like that. I don't want to see Fish Tank with my geek friends, and I don't want to see Avatar with my (former) girlfriend.

    17. Re:I haven't seen it by JWSmythe · · Score: 4, Funny

          Taking a date also gives you something to do before the movie starts, and during the boring parts. :) "Hey this scene sucks, wanna fool around?"

          By yourself, people get offended that you're sitting in a raincoat, jerking off to the blue aliens.

          And no, I haven't seen it. I'm waiting for it to come out on Betamax. :)

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    18. Re:I haven't seen it by A+Friendly+Troll · · Score: 1

      I have geek friends who went to the extremes. "Let's go to the cinema!" is regularly met with "Why? The R5 is out."

    19. Re:I haven't seen it by emilper · · Score: 1

      After suffering through hours of an amalgam of "Starship Troopers" (the book), "Dragonriders of Pern" and "Dancing with the Wolves" quotes, it didn't boggle mine ... will never watch anything with "Cameron" in the credits list.

    20. Re:I haven't seen it by hairykrishna · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Your friends are foolish. This is precisely the sort of movie that it's worth going to the cinema for. Myself and friends watch a lot of torrented movies but we also go to the cinema regularly. It's not the fault of torrents; they are a good thing for real movie fans.

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    21. Re:I haven't seen it by HaZardman27 · · Score: 1

      That has nothing to do with what GP or I were talking about: people refusing to see a special effects heavy movie in theaters because they already torrented it.

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    22. Re:I haven't seen it by Vahokif · · Score: 1

      It's their loss, Avatar is probably the last movie you could enjoy in cam-o-vision.

    23. Re:I haven't seen it by dcherryholmes · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dances With Thundersmurfs

    24. Re:I haven't seen it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And by that, we should all act "grown up" and what have you? Sometimes it's nice to sit back and embrace your inner child, else you become a "adult" and do stupid things.

      Like start wars.
      Like kill people.
      Like whine about forms of entertainment that certainly will not have any impact on your life.

      HAR HAR LOOK AT YOUR NAME, IT'S TOO LONG! Seriously, were you 15 when you thought of that? Oh, that's okay, because you weren't 11.

    25. Re:I haven't seen it by iocat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Having seen in in 3D, I can assure you, the visuals are not "a critical piece," they are "the critical piece." This is not a movie to watch critically for plot holes or bad dialog, The 3D is great, and the CG is just stunning.

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    26. Re:I haven't seen it by ShatteredArm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Dances With The Last Of The Pocahontas." Once you work FernGully in there, you've incorporated pretty much every plot element.

    27. Re:I haven't seen it by colmore · · Score: 1

      Eh, you're not missing much. It's Fern Gully with $300 Million special effects. Titanic was a better movie, and I didn't really like Titanic.

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    28. Re:I haven't seen it by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's all well and good to occasionally embrace your inner child -- but it is something else entirely when an entire nation is collectively incapable of every rising beyond that. You end up having people do stupid things.

      Like not questioning unjust wars.
      Like not questioning why we kill each other and attemping to do something about it.
      Like allowing all of our entertainment to completely go to shit because we don't care about art anymore and just want big explosions.

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    29. Re:I haven't seen it by Stupid+McStupidson · · Score: 1

      I would be upset at the bandwidth burned in the torrent for shitty cam rips. It's a horrible movie, and thanks to technology (and an extra fee for it on top of the admission) it sucks in 3 dimensions. He should have cut one of the gratuitous action and visual scenes that are so frequent they lose all their effect of awe, and hired a couple writers to write at least a mediocre story.

    30. Re:I haven't seen it by Creepy · · Score: 1

      my geek friends just aren't geek enough... they got the hippie save the planet crap message and totally missed the subsurface scattering. They need to spend less time smoking dope and more time programming :P

    31. Re:I haven't seen it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Link to torrent?

    32. Re:I haven't seen it by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dances With Thundersmurfs

      I don't care what it's about; if they make a movie with that title, I'll watch it.

    33. Re:I haven't seen it by CodeBuster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Enjoy the crowds of obnoxious people, screaming babies, filthy floors, cramped seats, blocked views, terrible traffic, and insufficient parking.

      This can be a problem yes, but one thing that Avatar has going for it is the Imax 3D angle which generally costs at least $16 US dollars per seat and more like $20+ if one gets popcorn and soda. While some might say that price is a rip-off, it does have the rather nice side effect of discouraging some of the more low-brow elements of the general public (especially during a recession). So, if I were going to see it at the theater I would chose the more expensive Imax 3D option at least one week after release. This reduces substantially the probability of encountering the unpleasant elements enumerated by the parent.

    34. Re:I haven't seen it by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      The smurfs, as donny darko explained, are asexual. The Na'vi, however, have tits

    35. Re:I haven't seen it by CxDoo · · Score: 1

      2012 gains nothing by being seen in cinema. The most shocking thing about it is that they spent over 200 million and the effects are so lame you feel like playing a shitty game. I went to see it for effects only and it is not worth it.

      Torrent it and watch it on your phone.

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    36. Re:I haven't seen it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Congratulations, you've won the ignorant-post-of-the-day award. (And everyone who modded you "Insightful" needs to pop a couple of cyanide pills) My wife and I went to Avatar on opening day and NONE of your complaints were in effect. We have the same enjoyable experience every time we go to the theater (admittedly only once every three months or so). But that's okay, you keep believing in that meme so that the adults can go enjoy a show in peace.

    37. Re:I haven't seen it by djdevon3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's been 3 years since I've gone to a movie theater and I actually went to see Avatar yesterday. It was worth it. Yes, Avatar is actually that amazing. If your loser friends don't want to pay money to see the greatest movie ever made on the big screen that's their f***ing problem.

    38. Re:I haven't seen it by grub · · Score: 1


      Some people don't give a shit about sci-fi films.

      Like the good people at the SyFy Network.

      .

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    39. Re:I haven't seen it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to see it that bad, go by yourself. Enjoy the crowds of obnoxious people, screaming babies, filthy floors, cramped seats, blocked views, terrible traffic, and insufficient parking. Yeah, nobody wants to go to the cinema anymore because of crappy cam torrents.

      Can we get a non-hermit opinion?

    40. Re:I haven't seen it by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I don't believe that. The only torrents that could possibly be available right now are screeners and camcorder rips. The latter are generally unwatchable and I'm pretty certain Cameron has kept the screeners locked down. It sounds more like you saw an opportunity to rant. But clearly not thunk through all the way.

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    41. Re:I haven't seen it by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Funny

      Naww, none of those really work well. I see it as a redoing of Dune. Both have an outsider who comes from afar to help the natives. Both have a wanted substance that ties into their religion. Both end with the outsider fighting his own people to protect the natives and taking a woman from the natives. Both end with asserting control over the substance and getting rid of the invaders. Eywa = Shai-Hulud, Spice = Unobtonium.

      Although, I must admit this right-wing movie review is hilarious! The reviewer is upset at alien nudity, drug references, lack of Christianity amongst the aliens, "reverse racism", and the anti-human "marxist" agenda of the movie.

    42. Re:I haven't seen it by roc97007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Yeah, nobody wants to go to the cinema anymore because of crappy cam torrents.

      Right, exactly. And that's why every showing of Avatar was packed, and why Hollywood in general is having a banner year. It's because they all have camcorders pointing at the screen so the rest of us can stay home and... no wait...

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    43. Re:I haven't seen it by Stele · · Score: 1

      which generally costs at least $16 US dollars

      I paid $15 for my ticket in Madison, WI. Though I skipped the popcorn. Eating during movies in the theater is obnoxious.

    44. Re:I haven't seen it by zorg50 · · Score: 2, Informative

      For anyone that lives in or near Rhode Island, all IMAX shows in Providence Place are $6 on Tuesdays. It's definitely worth the price of admission; just be sure to preorder your tickets.

    45. Re:I haven't seen it by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      You also have to add something about Petaybee in there, what with the sentient planet and all.

    46. Re:I haven't seen it by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Soo, you want me to spend 16 bucks on a tech demo? I didn't buy Doom 3, and I'm not gonna buy a ticket to Avatar.

    47. Re:I haven't seen it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Your friends are foolish. This is precisely the sort of movie that it's worth going to the cinema for. Myself and friends watch a lot of torrented movies but we also go to the cinema regularly. It's not the fault of torrents; they are a good thing for real movie fans.

      agreed, I watch lots of torrents as well, but I'm off to see AVATAR for the second time at the IMAX this time, It's that good that the cinema experience is the only way to completely absorb it all.

    48. Re:I haven't seen it by theArtificial · · Score: 1

      Man comes from another world to harvest a rare mineral unique to only this extremely hostile planet. Ends up being forced to live among the natives and learn their ways from a local girl who he ends up falling in love with. Has to ride a fearsome creature as a right of passage into manhood, and then unites the local clans and leads them to battle against culture from which he originally came. Can you say Dune? More.

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    49. Re:I haven't seen it by theArtificial · · Score: 1

      Whats that? I couldn't hear you over the squeeking sound the popcorn makes against teeth.

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    50. Re:I haven't seen it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't seen it because all of my friends have torrented the damn movie, some even watched horrible cam rips with a foreign language and no subs.

      Nobody wants to go to the cinema any more.

      Fuck you, torrents.

      Hello dick wad, you can get it at
      thepiratebay.org you want the MAXSPEED TS, you can get the subs at SUBSCENE, google it.

    51. Re:I haven't seen it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Congratulations, you've won the ignorant-post-of-the-day award. (And everyone who modded you "Insightful" needs to pop a couple of cyanide pills) My wife and I went to Avatar on opening day and NONE of your complaints were in effect. We have the same enjoyable experience every time we go to the theater (admittedly only once every three months or so). But that's okay, you keep believing in that meme so that the adults can go enjoy a show in peace.

      Having parents that live in the South and living on the East coast myself, I can attest that the movie going experience has large regional variations in theatres. Most east coast city theaters I've been to are frustrating experiences if you try to see a popular movie opening weekend (or between Thanksgiving and Christmas). For example, the local theater at my local mall quite literally doesn't have any parking sometimes because there are so many people, and because this is the USA there is no public transportation to get there, so if you really want to see a movie at prime time you generally have to circle around the lot for a half hour or so and stalk someone walking back to their car. This often results in confrontations with other drivers attempting to find parking spots who sometimes go so far as to make threats against you. Additionally, for some reason there always seems to be a larger number of rude teenagers roaming the theatres on the East Coast compared to the South. You know, the kids who use laser pointers or talk loud during movies or yell obnoxious comments during key moments in the film. Lastly, because there are so many people, movie theatres are often full, so if you have a group you want to sit with, you generally have to be in the theatre a half hour before the ads for the movie start.

      So, I really think your movie going experience depends on where you live. I've always had more pleasant experiences at the theaters around my parents' place, while I've just stopped bothering trying to see movies around my home.

    52. Re:I haven't seen it by theArtificial · · Score: 1

      $16 whole dollars is quite a sum. How does Christmas look at the Ravenshrike residence? It's entertainment - apparently a foreign concept to you. FWIW I'm sure you didn't buy Doom 3 but you probably downloaded it. I guess you describe other forms of entertainment as "wastes of time" or videos as a "series of light and sound" (who would want to stare at that!)

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    53. Re:I haven't seen it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet she was your first girlfriend.

    54. Re:I haven't seen it by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      ...the probability of encountering the unpleasant elements enumerated by the parent.

      Please tell me you stated it this way of purpose. Please?

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    55. Re:I haven't seen it by Grundlefleck · · Score: 1

      I can already hear Samuel's voice.

      "I've had it with these Goddamn Thundersmurfs doing these Goddamn dances!"

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    56. Re:I haven't seen it by MobyDisk · · Score: 0, Troll

      lol. Yet another site that confuses "Republican" with "Christian." Christians have nothing against Marxism or environmentalism. Christians are not capitalists. This reviewer probably claims to be a Christian but can't tell Jesus from George Bush.

    57. Re:I haven't seen it by xmundt · · Score: 1

      Greetings and Salutations...
                This is good point, that is often overlooked. As Martin Luther taught, Christians should be "in the world" but not "of the world". While Christians should render under Caeser what is Caeser's, they should be careful to meditate on where their motivations come from, and, desire to ascertain if they come from the dark desires of the Earthly Pleasures, or, a desire for spiritual growth and enlightenment.
                Of course, this really applies to almost any religion...not just Christianity...so it would probably be a good idea for followers of ANY religious belief system to study their holy books, and, engage in open discussion with other believers, in order to help foster that spiritual growth.
                  Like THAT is going to happen!
                  Merry Christmas
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    58. Re:I haven't seen it by icebraining · · Score: 1

      For $16, I can what almost 3 good movies in a big screen, that I couldn't see at the time, being born in '89.

      In my city we have a cinema dedicated to showing all the good movies with more than ten years, or so. And since it's a "cultural" place, it's not frequented by annoying people, only by those who have a real interest in watching the movie (you have to follow the calendar, it's not like it's advertised on TV).

    59. Re:I haven't seen it by icebraining · · Score: 1

      I was going to post about the shock I had this was being moderated "insightful". Now it's "funny", so I guess the mod system is working afterall.

    60. Re:I haven't seen it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it looks like your average uninspired children's cartoon anyway. i'll just pass on it completely.

    61. Re:I haven't seen it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting observation. Herbert also wrote a trilogy set on an ocean planet named Pandora with an intelligent world-wide life-form (kelp). There are some parallels there too with the movie.

    62. Re:I haven't seen it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While some might say that price is a rip-off, it does have the rather nice side effect of discouraging some of the more low-brow elements of the general public (especially during a recession).

      My pretty dang poor hometown theater is always nice and quiet because going to the movies is a treat for everyone there.

      At my current home on the Connecticut shoreline, there are *always* teens texting and people who feel entitled to talk (to one another and on the phone) during the movie. And God forbid you should say something to them...they're special and what they want to do right now is all that matters.

      The price wouldn't be the least bit off-putting in Connecticut to the entitled snobs. Low-brow isn't just about being able to afford a ticket.

    63. Re:I haven't seen it by cthulhu11 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I paid $12 in Bellevue WA. Desperately wanted popcorn, but despite being thronged, the place only had 1/3 of the concession counters open, so the line was absurd.

      Nobody wants to go to the cinema any more.

      Maybe they just want to avoid eurotrash who go out of their way to use the word "cinema" and talk about "attending university" rather than going to college.

    64. Re:I haven't seen it by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      But he wasn't upset by the lack of Christianity among the human raiders :D

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    65. Re:I haven't seen it by GameboyRMH · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yesterday I was reading an article about "prosperity gospel," basically capitalist Christianity that believes Jesus was a rich man (LOL WUT?), and that God wants all Christians to be rich - so they can help others. Yeah.

      The reviewer could be a member of this new sect...and I think this could really take off and become the fastest growing religion in North America quite easily. Christianity's stance against greed (and general bad vibe with capitalism) is one of the most in-your-face areas where it conflicts with American conservative lifestyles (next to tolerance and pacifism, at least as taught by Jesus and not Supervillain God of the Old Testament)...push that hangup under the rug and the religion becomes much more appealing to them. It's like offering horny teenagers a form of Christianity where God wants you to physically love your neighbor.

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    66. Re:I haven't seen it by Golddess · · Score: 1

      That's just the... what do you call it... like "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace", Dances With Thundersmurfs is the "The Phantom Menace" part.

      The full title is "Brokeback Mountain 2: Dances With Thundersmurfs". Not that there's anything wrong with liking such a movie.

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    67. Re:I haven't seen it by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      But Dune isn’t so extremely gay. It’s more about guys doing womanish intrigues and riding huge penis-shaped wor... Oh, wait...

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    68. Re:I haven't seen it by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      That may be the case in the US.
      Here in Germany, people are either very quiet, or react all at the same time because of something happening in the movie. And a whole crowd laughing at the same time just makes it more enjoyable to me. (They all even stop laughing again when they want to hear the next line.)
      The seats are usually big, comfortable and clean. Even the floor is pretty clean. The chairs are placed so that you can always see above even big people, and we don’t come with the car in the first place, because it’s in the city. Or there is a large parking space.

      I must say, apart from the expensive popcorn and drinks, the cinema experience is pretty good here in Germany.

      The best thing was, that with Avatar being a 3D movie, they did not even check my backpack for a camera. They did not check it at all. I went in there with a six-pack of Pepsi bottles, a tube of chips, a bag of M&Ms and some Nippon (popped rice with chocolate).
      It also was THX, which guarantees fat bass and really makes the difference in sound.

      The only thing missing, was IMAX. And maybe a good story. ^^ That would have been insane. :)

      On the other hand, I have really good 5.1 sound and a projector at home. So I would not even really need it. But I still think it’s worth it to go to a cinema here.

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    69. Re:I haven't seen it by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      And I second that. Go watch it in a cinema with at least these features:
      - IMAX
      - 3D
      - THX

      If there ever was a movie, where those things were essential, it’s this one!

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    70. Re:I haven't seen it by emilper · · Score: 1

      ... well, I supposed that they refused to see the special effects because the story is so painfully boring that they cannot take the pain, not even for the sake of the glorious special effects. I would have enjoyed the special effects if I was deaf, and did not hear the lines the director, probably under the pain of death or permanent unemployment, forced the actors to say.

    71. Re:I haven't seen it by CarlosM7 · · Score: 1

      If you want to see it that bad, go by yourself. Enjoy the crowds of obnoxious people, screaming babies, filthy floors, cramped seats, blocked views, terrible traffic, and insufficient parking. Yeah, nobody wants to go to the cinema anymore because of crappy cam torrents.

      Here in Puerto Rico I paid $3.75 (matinee) the second day of release, the theather was almost empty with plenty of parking (it's in a shopping center), and nice and clean. Nowhere near the experience you describe.

    72. Re:I haven't seen it by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      Why was I modded Troll for agreeing with the parent and expanding on the point? Read the article the guy linked to - it really is quite sad. Notice nobody replied angrily or in disagreement.

    73. Re:I haven't seen it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like offering horny teenagers a form of Christianity where God wants you to physically love your neighbor.

      That's been done http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flirty_fishing

    74. Re:I haven't seen it by ImpShial · · Score: 1

      http://www.movieguide.org/box-office/6/10075-avatar

      There.....fixed your broken link

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    75. Re:I haven't seen it by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      It's true, you certainly weren't trolling, at worst you probably deserved an Offtopic (you must admit, your post didn't have anything even remotely to do with "the science of Avatar" anymore).

      My guess is some mod saw it, thought, "huh, offtopic", proceeded to scan it without really reading it (or taking it in context of the parent), and concluded, "offtopic socio-political/religious post... TROLL!".

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    76. Re:I haven't seen it by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      The recently released game "Borderlands" takes place on a world called "Pandora" that is full of hostile indigenous life. Funny thing is that when you die, returning to consciousness (via save point "resurrection") is rendered on screen as passing through a chaotic tunnel of light that looks exactly like the scenes from Avatar. ;)

      The game is actually quite fun in a mindless loot-hunting kind've of way, esp with 4 player co-op. Think Diablo FPS with emphasis on guns, set in a Fallout 3-esque wasteland.

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    77. Re:I haven't seen it by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      Eating during a quiet scene is obnoxious. I say go for it during action scenes... they're called "popcorn movies" for a reason! ;)

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  2. TFA is full of flaws itself by flowerp · · Score: 3, Interesting

    First, Pandora does have an oxygen atmosphere, or how else could you explain the burning torch that Jake Sully lights up in self-defense against the wulf-like creatures at night?

    Second, the floating mountains are explained by assuming that the rock is made up of superconducting material ("Unobtainium") and that the flux they keep talking about is actually a strong magnetic field. Superconductors tend to hover in magnetic fields, you know.

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    1. Re:TFA is full of flaws itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then why doesn't the whole of the Na'vi home village/tree thing hover as well? It has the largest deposit of the stuff, yet it doesn't float?

      The article also states the planet has Oxygen, but it also has other gases which are harmful to humans, hence the masks.

      The movie was just Dances With Wolves with space elves.

    2. Re:TFA is full of flaws itself by plover · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Read further down the article. He acknowledges that people have already corrected him on these points, leaving him further impressed with the movie.

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    3. Re:TFA is full of flaws itself by sackvillian · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Agreed, and he said this:

      I do have one minor complaint, that given their networking abilities, the Na’vi should not be so technologically inferior to the humans.

      That ignores the reason humans first started developing significant technology; the agricultural revolution. That was the point when we extracted ourselves from nature and took over control of food. That's what allowed us to create advanced settlements and the rest is (pre-)history, as they say.

      See the philosophical novel Ishmael for the basis of this argument.

      Given the "living in harmony with nature" theme in the movie, one could hardly expect the Na'vi to have done the same.

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    4. Re:TFA is full of flaws itself by shogun · · Score: 1

      It appears the mountains float due to having the unobtainum inside them and the area having a strong magnetic field (hence the screwed up avionics). Whereas the location of the tree has just the former so no floating.

      P.S. The firefox dictionary seems to lack 'unobtainium'.

    5. Re:TFA is full of flaws itself by seven+of+five · · Score: 2, Informative

      Please, dude, not unobtainium. upsidaisium

      Unobtainium doesn't have unpaired electrons.

    6. Re:TFA is full of flaws itself by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

      Given the actual movie doesn't even attempt to explain any of this, my guess is that anybody who does try to explain it is simply grasping at straws. The floating mountains are there because they thought it would look cool. I wouldn't worry about resolving these contradictions, because they didn't put much effort into anything beyond the graphics.

    7. Re:TFA is full of flaws itself by crazycheetah · · Score: 1

      Well. What about the generation that has never seen Dances With Wolves? They need their own version! (I don't know if I want to shoot myself for saying that or just admit that I only say it in order to be devil's advocate in some way...)

      To me, yeah, the storyline was one I can say it feels like I've seen at least a few times before (and that's all I have to say about the storyline... except that I enjoyed it, but I can actually enjoy lame storylines if told/portrayed well enough, and this was at least enjoyable in my mind), but the CG was actually pretty good. I'm waiting for better, but I can't stand most CG-based films, unless I go into it thinking that I'm watching a long cartoon, making the movie seem considerably less worthwhile in my mind. This one, though at times it was pretty obviously CG, I was able to forget that it was CG at several times (or at least not have to keep reminding myself that it's meant to be that way). And the 3D... I don't care for 3D, but I forgot that I was watching it in 3D a little bit into it, except for the glasses fitting uncomfortably over my normal glasses. The lower FPS also pissed me off a few times when a flicker of light would disappear too soon or do awkward things like jump around strangely, and similar things--no wonder Cameron wanted the higher FPS.

      More on topic, the science. The article actually points out a few things that had me questioning during the movie. Like the floating mountains, which left me going "WTF?!" But, as those float, I can see more sense why their tree doesn't--the unobtanium is below the tree, but not in it. Whereas it is the unobtanium in the floating mountains that make them float. so, I can see how the tree wouldn't also float. It just makes me glad to see that I'm not the only one and to see this article that actually brings up some valid points (especially with the update on there going into some of it more). To be honest, after reading this article, my appreciation of the movie is kind of elevated, and I want to see it again. There seems to be a lot of thought about how it actually works.

      But he didn't even talk about the linguistics of the Na'vi... there's a science/art (depending on your perspective) that I've actually wanted to hear more about, in relation to this film!

    8. Re:TFA is full of flaws itself by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of people today who enjoy their hunter-gatherer lifestyle, and regularly visit towns and interact with technology enough to know what they're missing out on. Nobody's a purist; they might wear durable western machined clothing and use shotguns, but they still have wandering lifestyle. OTOH, I know people who lament their "slavery" to "The Man", but enjoy going home and watching their big-screen TV and interacting with people on their internet.

      So even if you can plug your braid into a tree and get 10^gazillion connections to all the trees on the planet, that doesn't mean you won't enjoy the fuck out of hunting down monkeys in trees from the back of a dragon! Who wants to sit around staring a computer all day?

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    9. Re:TFA is full of flaws itself by 955301 · · Score: 1

      I'd add one more point regarding the "noble savage" excuse the technology gap keeps landing on.

      The Na'vi *can't* be more technologically advanced. Since the planet is almost completely alive and the Na'vi plugged into it, they can't put a shovel into the ground without killing something dear to them. For them to make an advancement at the detriment of something living, it would have to be worth it to them. Eating to survive is worth it, so they have thanksgiving at every kill, but kill nonetheless.

      The one exception I could think of would be digging unobtanium off the side of one of the floating mountains to create some sort of flying vehicle. But they already have flying vehicles that perform their own maintenance! And the superconductor hovering would only work in highly magnetic regions.

      So I'd argue they are technologically advanced. They have a standing army, worldwide network, flying vehicles. Their technology - carbon fiber skeletons & fibre optic adapters come naturally.

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    10. Re:TFA is full of flaws itself by goldilocksmission · · Score: 1

      I do agree with Mr. Copernicus when he mentioned that stable planets can form in binary star systems such as Alpha Centauri . And not just stable but perhaps even habitable in human terms. The movie is good science fiction but has good science as well (better than most) just like Copernicus said. That being said, Pandora may have a significant amount of oxygen to cause combustion but not enough atmospheric pressure to help the humans breath (might explain why the Na'vi are taller and why the setting is a perhaps a low grav exo-moon, but not entirely sure on that one). About the floating mountains, you did see that the flora kept them from hovering away right?

    11. Re:TFA is full of flaws itself by fgb · · Score: 1

      I had assumed that the mountains were in one of the LaGrange points between Pandora and its primary, but this makes more sense.

    12. Re:TFA is full of flaws itself by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      Your guess would be wrong, the super-conducting levitation stuff was apparently in the original script but didn't make it into the movie (understandable, given its irrelevance to the larger story and the movie's runtime).

      You sell Cameron short, he is not Michael Bay. Read about some of the effort they put into the Na'vi culture (inventing an entire language, among other things).

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  3. I haven't seen it either. by bsDaemon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I haven't seen it, and I'm not planning on it. You can't just take Dances with Smurfs and call it something else! That's not kewwwwwwwwww'!

  4. Re:Haven't seen it? Who cares. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obvious troll is obvious.

  5. Re:Haven't seen it? Who cares. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    anyone who is excited for this movie is an idiot.

    Translation: I'm poor and lonely and will be sitting by myself on /. all Christmas, so I'm going to make overly-generalized statements regarding the intelligence of anyone happier than me!

  6. Ava-who? by stokessd · · Score: 3, Informative

    I refuse to watch it. I am not going to vote with my pocketbook that plot, craft, and character development don't matter, and that all that matters is effects. This sort of thought has made the bulk of Hollywood movies complete crap. I'm lucky if there is one or two movies a year that aren't nauseatingly bad.

    Now get off my lawn.

    Sheldon

    1. Re:Ava-who? by mdm-adph · · Score: 4, Informative

      Look, the plot is basically Dances with Wolves in Space, but still -- this movie was an example of amazing, expensive effects paired with an actual story.

      Want a comparison? Watch Avatar, enjoy it, and then watch something like Transformers 2, and then see if you don't vomit from sheer disgust.

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    2. Re:Ava-who? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I refuse to watch it. I am not going to vote with my pocketbook that plot, craft, and character development don't matter, and that all that matters is effects. This sort of thought has made the bulk of Hollywood movies complete crap. I'm lucky if there is one or two movies a year that aren't nauseatingly bad.

      Maybe there's room in the theaters for two different kinds of movies: those with good plot, and those with good visuals?

      I saw Avatar last night. I agree that the plot was so-so. But the imagined planet really was beautiful, and it really stoked my imagination. For me, it was worth the ticket price to see them. I like plot as well, but I'm glad this movie exists.

    3. Re:Ava-who? by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      I went with 11 friends to go see it, so I'm sure we'll make up for your ticket ;)

    4. Re:Ava-who? by lawpoop · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're going to judge it before you've even seen it?

      I saw it, and I think it was a great movie. It's not Shakespeare or Dostoevsky. It's a *simple* story, painted in primary colors. Don't confuse that with bad ( Come to think of it, some of Shakespeare's stories were rather simple -- Romeo and Juliet, anyone?). The effects are also good, and are masterfully woven into the story, not just there for no reason ( Except for Cameron's canonical human in robot-suit versus giant living organism. I think it's his leitmotif of man+technology versus nature, so it kind of summarizes the whole film, one could argue.)

      Hollywood will make crap movies regardless of what Cameron does. This one is good. See it in 3D; it's not just a gimmick, it aids in your immersion into a fictional world.

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    5. Re:Ava-who? by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      I have to agree that CGI has been mostly bad for movies, at least where it is noticeable, but the novelty will wear off. As the novelty of CGI effects themselves wear off to the point where adding them doesn't add to the box office totals, then artists will create novelty that's actually worthwhile. Avatar might be tending this way - there's never really been an alien world in a movie before. I want to go see it, even if the Na'vi I've seen in trailers do look way too human.

      Last night I saw District 9. Now that was an alien done well with CGI, with character development to boot. Sure it was primarily humanoid, but quite far enough from humanoid to be a real alien. You start out revolted by them, but actually come to identify with them in a realistic way.

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    6. Re:Ava-who? by TiberiusMonkey · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The plot isn't bad, it's just nothing new. When taken as a whole, the movie is wonderful.

    7. Re:Ava-who? by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Seconded -- it actually almost makes me physically ill to think of the fact that Avatar will probably make close to (if not more than) a billion dollars while thousands of brilliant, thoughtful films wallow in obscurity. We are no longer a nation that takes pride in greatness -- we reward mediocrity and shun anything that might challenge our preconceived notions. Our entire nation is roughly at the emotional development level of an 11 year old -- just turn on the television, radio, or walk into your local multiplex if you don't believe me.

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    8. Re:Ava-who? by Venerence · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have never seen this movie, heard nothing but good things about it, and it has a gigantic budget, so therefore it's terrible and I will never see it. Yet somehow I think I can write an opinion about it.

    9. Re:Ava-who? by gbarules2999 · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, the movie has far, far more going on than plot and character development. the world of Pandora is a wonderous place, and the movie puts you there. It's truly inventive and interesting, and I can't really say that about many movies these days. It has incredible atmosphere and, yes, even craft. It's an extremely well done movie for what it sets out to do.

      This is the kind of thing I'd bring my little brother to watch. Hell, I'd say that a more complicated and convoluted plot is the last thing Avatar needed, considering its main objective - a fun piece of entertainment that takes you away from our world and into another.

    10. Re:Ava-who? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I refuse to watch it. I am not going to vote with my pocketbook that plot, craft, and character development don't matter

      Plot is there, it's just not entirely original. It is standing on the shoulders of movies with GOOD plot, so it's not like the plot is terrible, just predictable.

      Character development is rather well. You might not fully relate to the protagonist, especially since I was not in the military, but regardless you do begin to get inside his head (which might seem like a little bit of a pun).

      As for craft, I'm not sure what you mean by that. Story development? Isn't that Plot? Or do you mean crafting the movie... Most people would argue that "Effects" ARE the craft.

    11. Re:Ava-who? by TheKidWho · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "I didn't watch it and I don't like the idea of it, so anyone who does like it is obviously a moron and is a sign of things to come for our society. Why can't people be intelligent like me and like some obscure movie by some obscure director???"

      BooHoo, get off your high horse. The movie is visual excellence, nothing compares to it in that department.

    12. Re:Ava-who? by heidaro · · Score: 1

      We are living in post modern times boy. Having an original story in a movie is getting more and more difficult and it is rather about how it is done.

    13. Re:Ava-who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear me hate on a movie I have not seen and know nothing about!

      There, fixed that for you.

      Seriously, I haven't seen it yet and I'm wary of the same things you are. But, I'll hold off my judgment until after seeing it. Judgment = alright, Prejudgment = not alright.

    14. Re:Ava-who? by countvlad · · Score: 1

      Plot is there, it's just terrible AND unoriginal. Good movies are rarely predictable - that's why movies seem so much better when you're younger than when you're older. I could have done without the hyperbolic stereotyping. I would have actually been more impressed and somewhat surprised if the movie followed the historically accurate "white man comes in, destroys alien culture, builds mini mall" scenario.

      Do you really need to get inside the guys head when you know exactly what's going to happen?

    15. Re:Ava-who? by joss · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your shit is all retarded and you talk like a fag.

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    16. Re:Ava-who? by ShatteredArm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It depends on what you value. If you value effects most, sure, it's wonderful. If, on the other hand, you care more about plot, acting, and script, you might think it was a very pedestrian movie.

      I personally enjoyed it while I was there, mainly because of the graphics, but after I left, I started thinking more and more about how lousy it really was.

    17. Re:Ava-who? by ShatteredArm · · Score: 2

      +1

      Ebert may have been right... This movie will transform cinema. Unfortunately, that will be a transformation from a type of cinema where the art lies in the cinematography, to one where the art achieved through computer animation. Say goodbye to camera work, scripts, and acting; and welcome our new shiny glittery CGI overlords.

    18. Re:Ava-who? by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

      It's not getting more and more difficult to have an original story. It's just getting less and less important to mainstream moviegoers.

    19. Re:Ava-who? by lawpoop · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If it's any consolation, Shakespeare's plays were considered trashy pulp theater at the time.

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    20. Re:Ava-who? by G-Man · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Taking your gripes out of order:

      Craft: On the contrary, Cameron can still direct a hell of an action sequence, and he and his crew have extraordinary craft. Not just Pandora's CGI, but translating a motion capture performance from a real actor. The actors are also pretty good across the board, no one's performance grated. They were up to the material. The material itself on the other hand...

      Plot and Character Development: My biggest gripe isn't that it's basically 'Dances With Wolves' in space -- my gripe is that it *is* 'Dances With Wolves' in space. It's as if someone took the same script outline and said, "Okay, Kevin, you make the movie with Indians. James, you make it with aliens." Except, you know, Kevin's movie came out twenty years ago. I realize there are only so many basic stories, but not only did I know where they where they were going, I knew exactly how they were getting there. Nothing came as a surprise *at all*. Characters serve the same exact purpose in both movies - I half expected Jake's main rival to show up at the end of the movie on a six-legged horse on a cliff yelling "JakeSully! JakeSully! I am Wind In His Hair! Can you see you are my friend?! Can you see I will always be your friend?!"

      Politics: I am going to attack Cameron's politics here, in ways you might expect and others you might not.

      The half-white part of me is glad to know that in 150 years, no matter how jacked-up things are, evil white Americans will still run things. Emerging powers in Asia and elsewhere will have no cultural influence whatsoever - it will still be white guys in charge with a few Hispanics and Blacks thrown in for seasoning. Take THAT China and India!

      The evil-human camp is shaped like a Pentagon. Subtle, James, subtle. (Note: If you want to make a Vauban-like star fortress, make one, or just make a rectangular military camp like we've done since Roman times.)

      Even though modern helos have a fairly even high-pitched tone, helos in the future will once again have the same distinctive whop-whop sound that Hueys from Vietnam had. For a Boomer like Cameron, every fight in a jungle is Vietnam. "This is The End. My only friend...The End."

      Despite white guys being the villains, only a white guy can lead you to victory - even if he is in a ten-foot tall blue body. You know, James, at the LIttle Big Horn, Geronimo wasn't a white guy that went Native, he was an actual Native. That is the part that ultimately grates for me, the patronizing attitude. Cameron is indulging the white liberal fantasy: riding to the rescue of an indigenous people and saving them from his own evil society, and in the end, being accepted as one of them. Cameron uses the highest of our film-making technology to critique us and our technology. The Na'vi get technology as a freebie - carbon-fiber skeletons and a databus connection to other living things. Well, sorry, but us humans have to work at that sort of thing.

      Comic-Book Guy Critiques: You know, for the 'Sky People' we don't seem to know jack-shit about aerial combat. Apparently, we've forgotten stuff that Eddie Rickenbacker and Manfred von Richtofen figured out a century ago. Leaving aside that you could just drop stuff on the Na'vi from orbit, why do you come in low and slow so the enemy can jump you from above and behind? And why do you have helos, mechs, and transports, but no jet fighters? On a planet with the enemy riding around on pterodactyl-like critters, wouldn't it be nice to have some fast-movers that can fly above them?

      All that aside, I say see it, and see it in 3D. Think of it less as a full movie and more as an amusement park ride.

    21. Re:Ava-who? by elysiana · · Score: 1

      I keep hearing it compared to Dances With Wolves, but that had more character development. Personally, as soon as the word "Ferngully" ran through my head about halfway through the movie, it was hard to enjoy it as much. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely thought it was worth watching in the theater (and I do not say that lightly about movies) but because of the visuals, not the plot.

    22. Re:Ava-who? by owlnation · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I am not going to vote with my pocketbook that plot, craft, and character development don't matter, and that all that matters is effects.

      As a cinematographer, I'm not going to see it either. I have no interest in VFX movies, all the chromakey work on them is far too boring to work on -- it completely limits what the camera can do (as well as what actors can do, very few work well with chromakey).

      VFX based movies are not filmmaking -- it's working in an office job. I got into movies to be on set, to do creative things with light. VFX kills all of that stone dead.

      By all accounts I've read or heard the story and acting in this film is very poor -- it's just VFX porn with 3D smurfs. I can look at a computer game if I wanted that.

    23. Re:Ava-who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I refuse to watch it. I am not going to vote with my pocketbook that plot, craft, and character development don't matter, and that all that matters is effects. This sort of thought has made the bulk of Hollywood movies complete crap. I'm lucky if there is one or two movies a year that aren't nauseatingly bad.

      Maybe there's room in the theaters for two different kinds of movies: those with good plot, and those with good visuals?

      I saw Avatar last night. I agree that the plot was so-so. But the imagined planet really was beautiful, and it really stoked my imagination. For me, it was worth the ticket price to see them. I like plot as well, but I'm glad this movie exists.

      This is exactly how I felt. The thought that must have gone into creating such a beautiful and detailed alternate world blew my mind and honestly reminded me why I enjoy experiencing and creating art: the ability to create your own world is the most rewarding thing in the world.

    24. Re:Ava-who? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Ok, you're right, it was an actual story. But it was an actual story that I had seen about the same number of times as A Charlie Brown Christmas. I would have much preferred an actual story where I could not predict every important point after the first 15 minutes. That's all I'm saying'. Mind you, Avatar had a better story than Final Fantasy (2001), which was downright offensive. But not a whole lot better.

      Yes, Transformers 2 sucketh mightily. On the other hand, in between dry heaves I could watch Megan Fox, which to a small extent made up for the retch-worthy content of the rest of the movie.

      And before you speak, yes, Avatar had Zoe Saldana, but really only her voice. Perhaps I should have skipped Avatar and watched Star Trek again.

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    25. Re:Ava-who? by Shatrat · · Score: 1

      Don't mind the mods, I get it.

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    26. Re:Ava-who? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > Seconded -- it actually almost makes me physically ill to think of the fact that Avatar will probably make close to (if not more than) a billion dollars while thousands of brilliant, thoughtful films wallow in obscurity.

      Right. Consider this, though: People can demonstrably be drawn to the theater in great numbers to see something revolutionary in special effects. But how do you do it twice? There's already talk that Cameron needs to make another film using this technology in order to recoup the non-recurring cost. If he rehashes another overused script, will people come in sufficient numbers? They've already seen the pretty lights. I suspect the next film will need to have more going for it.

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    27. Re:Ava-who? by Macrat · · Score: 1

      If it's any consolation, Shakespeare's plays were considered trashy pulp theater at the time.

      They still are.

    28. Re:Ava-who? by rnelsonee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But Avatar is great. How many people can make a film with such good effects? And on a budget? The world was immersive, the cinematography was brilliant (which used a never-before-used technique that Cameron pioneered) and the director utilized new 3D cameras that no one else has ever used in a studio movie. Sure the plot is thin, but on a technical level, I don't think this movie has any competition.

      You want a movie about a dysfunctional family shot with a steadycam? Maybe have Parker Posey or Michael Cera in it? Yeah, those don't make a billion dollars because they're not different. Some indie films are still great, but there are movies with good plots, and movies with great cinematography. There's room for both.

    29. Re:Ava-who? by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Scientist boy was willing to let all the worker idiots starve to death, yet he becomes outraged over the experiments being done to them? Doesn't scan. Not to mention the odd collection of weapons and the fact that they somehow smuggled them all down to the surface even though the only transport off was by freaking helicopter and some of them like the god damned mech never would have fit in the first place was never taken into account. That movie had more holes than lacey swiss.

    30. Re:Ava-who? by brkello · · Score: 1

      Oh, get over it (and yourself). We just need something at least half decent to do better than Twilight: New Moon. Now THAT is a tragedy right there.

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    31. Re:Ava-who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They _were_ trashy pulp theater at the time. The groundlings didn't give a shit about Shakespeare's poetry (neither did the actors, for that matter). He snuck good literature into his plays, it wasn't the selling point.

    32. Re:Ava-who? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      thousands of brilliant, thoughtful films wallow in obscurity

      Why should I pay attention to some shlub of a movie if they haven't put the effort in to at least do a McDonald's Happy Meal tie-in? I mean, come on, show me you believe in the movie before you ask me to see it!

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    33. Re:Ava-who? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Look, the plot is basically Dances with Wolves in Space,

      Really?

      The trailer I saw made it look like "evil corporation hires government and/or mercenaries to clean out the natives in order to seize their resources while not even attempting to rationalize this for PR". That sounded like a cross between Smurfs, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Blinky Bill (save us from the wood chip mill).

      Either way I don't plan to see it. All that great graphics and they use it to push politically-correct stereotypes until any chance of enjoying the film is gone.

      Got flying islands (without settlements by the natives) because of the Mcguffin substance? Why not just snag some of those and stuff 'em in a refinery? (Answer: No story...)

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    34. Re:Ava-who? by colmore · · Score: 1

      I still have to believe that the movie could have had ONE interesting character.

      The next great advance in special effects will be to free people from green screens. The acting is always terrible.

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    35. Re:Ava-who? by krelian · · Score: 1

      We are no longer a nation that takes pride in greatness

      We take pride in disliking everything that is popular, so that we can feel special.

    36. Re:Ava-who? by ilyag · · Score: 1

      I just want to point out that the movie has more merits than just the visuals. The design of everything is pitch perfect: every little detail of every little machine of the humans (or the giant spaceship they came in), every little creature of the alien jungle, even details of the culture of the natives are very well thought out, even the physics works better than in almost any other sci-fy movie I've seen. The whole enviroment of the alien world feels entirely believable, you truly feel immersed in it.

      On the other hand, you are right that the plot is terrible. The charaters are bad, they don't even act like live people, and you can
      predict what will happen 20 minutes into the movie. However, this does not change the fact that the movie is amazing - just think of it as a safari into an alien jungle.

      This does, however, surprise me. Everything else in the movie is darn near perfect, why couldn't they put a tiny bit of effort into the scriptwriting? The same setting could house an amazing plot. If the authors thought that the plot is not the point, as I think they did, why couldn't they at least have a sense of humor about this? After all, they do poke fun at the one piece of physics that doesn't work, the "unobtanium"...

    37. Re:Ava-who? by icebraining · · Score: 1

      You're going to judge it before you've even seen it?

      Unless you watch every movie that comes out, you've already done it to some extent. You have to make a superficial judgment (that can be based on reviews) to choose what you're going to watch.

      Come to think of it, some of Shakespeare's stories were rather simple -- Romeo and Juliet, anyone?

      If you think only of the "action", it may be simple. But a plot consists of more than that, and the dialogues of Romeo and Juliet are exceptional.
      Ditto for Dostoevsky's The Adolescent: he mostly talks to people and reflects to himself. But while not being close to his best works, it's still a deep plot.

    38. Re:Ava-who? by icebraining · · Score: 1

      heard nothing but good things about it

      What, really? I *have* read many reviews, and while everyone agrees that the effects are fantastic, I haven't read anyone who said the plot or acting was more than OK. The difference is the importance the critics give to each part of the movie, if the great effects compensate for the rest or no.

    39. Re:Ava-who? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      That's what they said about painting during the advent of the camera, and what they said about theater at the advent of the movie. Even if you have CGI, you still need to do all the lighting, cinematography, sets, costumes, make-up, acting, story-telling, etc. You still need to employ all those artists. Only difference is, it's all virtual, instead of in real life.

      Or did you think they simply let a computer whir for a few years, while they shoveled money into a furnace underneath it?

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    40. Re:Ava-who? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Unless you watch every movie that comes out, you've already done it to some extent. You have to make a superficial judgment (that can be based on reviews) to choose what you're going to watch.

      True, but to know "...that plot, craft, and character development don't matter, and that all that matters is effects" is more than just a gloss of the trailers. It's well-recieved among the critics and Cameron is known for making *good* blockbusters. It;s currently got a 83% at rottentomatoes; I think the tomatometer is a pretty good measuring device. And to know this much:

      This sort of thought has made the bulk of Hollywood movies complete crap. I'm lucky if there is one or two movies a year that aren't nauseatingly bad.

      The OP is bringing with him baggage from somewhere else into avatar -- perhaps films they've seen in the past.

      I think the plot of Avatar is fairly good -- not too deep nor too shallow. It's just not original. We all saw it before when it was called _Dances with Wolves_. There isn't any good dialogue, but I'm of the school of thought that says that a movie is about showing, not telling.( Shakespeare's plays were written in verse, so they were more like poems, anyway). Some call this the David Mamet school. Do you remember any good dialogue from Glengarry Glen Ross? "What the hell are you? You're a fuckin' secretary. Fuck you. That's my message to ya: fuck you and you can kiss my ass and if you don't like it baby I'm going across the street to Jerry Graff, period, fuck you. ".

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    41. Re:Ava-who? by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      Hmm, it wasn't clear to me why the aliens were refugees. I'll have to watch it again to see if it had anything to do with the 'Scientist Boy'. I thought he was just another refugee.

      And as for the odd collection of weapons, I was under the impression that they were manufactured in the refugee camps out of empty cat food cans and stuff.

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  7. You aren't missing anything by countvlad · · Score: 1

    Imagine one of those cheesy SciFi channel Saturday evening low budget science fiction movies on a $300 million dollar budget. That's what Avatar is. Sure the acting is decent and the special effects are spectacular - but the story is boring and predictable. (Come on, 'unobtainium'?) It's as if James Cameron and Disney tried to Westernize a Japanese RPG storyline.

    As for the science, well...if you're a neurobiologist with a flare for xenobiology, I'm sure this is a very interesting story. Otherwise, all the technology ranges from "reasonably possible in the not too distant future" to "still very much science fiction".

    1. Re:You aren't missing anything by slimjim8094 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Unobtanium was silly - the entire theater laughed out loud on that one. I look at it as Cameron respecting the viewer's intelligence. This is a story about people, and the conflict between races, etc. The reason humans are there isn't important - just that they aren't leaving unless forced. I think Unobtanium - that is, something so obviously ridiculous - is Cameron's way of saying "yes, I know it's a silly premise but let's move on". Like "dilithium"

      Would you have preferred some elaborate BS? Because I'm sure they thought of it and chose this instead.

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    2. Re:You aren't missing anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When an entire audience stops laughing with you and starts laughing at you, it is rarely from respecting their intelligence.

    3. Re:You aren't missing anything by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Agreed. It was awesome when Unobtanium was mentioned, as if James Cameron was winking at the audience.

    4. Re:You aren't missing anything by countvlad · · Score: 1

      No, it could have been gold for all I care - it was just a plot element. And since no one in my theater laughed at the reference, you either saw it with a larger and older age group, or people who aren't borderline retarded.

      Unobtanium wasn't my beef, my beef was with the Disneyesque story and painfully obvious stereotypes. Slightly liberal but research-only concerned scientists. Angry, butt-hurt military types who went to destroy everything. Tree hugging forest dwellers. Greedy corporations who think any means justifies their ends. And the protagonist with emotional baggage caught up in it all.

      If you're under 18 or have lived a sheltered life from Disney movies, or Japanese RPGs, or generic science fiction, the history of Humanity in the last 10,000 years, then I suppose you might take the story arcs as new and refreshing and the characters seriously. But in my opinion - this movie was all bark and no bite.

    5. Re:You aren't missing anything by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If Cameron knew it was a silly premise, why not change the premise? Why not create something intelligent that challenges viewers? This will certainly be hugely popular either way, right? Why this notion that for something to be entertaining it has to be devoid of any thinking? It is this mentality that is quickly turning America into a nation of drooling retards. Skip this garbage and go pick up a copy of Blade Runner or 2001 if you want to see what sci fi really can be.

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    6. Re:You aren't missing anything by TiberiusMonkey · · Score: 5, Informative

      er... Unobtanium is a word that's been used for sometime now, like before I was born. Knowing the word already and then hearing it in the film I felt that either the character was making fun of how amazing this metal was, or that James Cameron was poking fun of the "made up material/substance" we so often see in sci-fi to explain things. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unobtainium

    7. Re:You aren't missing anything by countvlad · · Score: 1

      You have seen Idiocracy, haven't you?

    8. Re:You aren't missing anything by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      I'd say, skip 2001; if you want to see what sci-fi really can be, watch Solyaris, the 1972 film by Russian director Andrei Tarkosvky.
              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solaris_(1972_film)

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    9. Re:You aren't missing anything by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 1

      That one has been on my must-watch list for a while -- thanks for the reminder dzfoo!

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    10. Re:You aren't missing anything by countvlad · · Score: 1

      Yes, I understand that it's an inside joke between the audience and the writer.

      I know that it's a plot device, my point is that it's not a good one. Using shitty puns in your otherwise trying to be serious movie AND not offering anything more ethically challenging than "durrrr, it's worth lots of moneys11!" should tell you that James Cameron thinks you're a child or a moron. And he's probably right.

    11. Re:You aren't missing anything by timholman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unobtanium was silly - the entire theater laughed out loud on that one.

      Too bad Cameron didn't think of something like "bardeenium" to honor John Bardeen, two-time winner of the Nobel Prize for Physics, co-inventor of the transistor and co-creator of the BCS theory of superconductivity. He would have honored a truly great (and unappreciated) physicist and eliminated a jarringly stupid bit of terminology from his movie.

    12. Re:You aren't missing anything by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

      Unobtainium is about the worst thing they could have called it. Why not just call it MacGuffinium?

    13. Re:You aren't missing anything by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      If you get a chance, check out the "Criterion Collection" edition (it's available in Netflix). It contains much biographical material, as well as a very interesting audio commentary track with various film scholars and critics.

      I watched Solyaris three times over the course of one weekened: first, normally; then with the audio commentary; and finally, normally once again to further appreciate what I had gleaned from the commentary. My enjoyment increased with each viewing.

      I hope you enjoy it!

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    14. Re:You aren't missing anything by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, I understand that it's an inside joke between the audience and the writer.

      Why do you think it was an inside joke?

      Like GP, I, too, had the impression that the word was simply used by a character in a movie in its proper meaning - he used it to refer to an exceedingly rare and hard to obtain material with not fully explained and otherwise "magical" properties.

    15. Re:You aren't missing anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Unobtanium was silly - the entire theater laughed out loud on that one. I look at it as Cameron respecting the viewer's intelligence. This is a story about people, and the conflict between races, etc. The reason humans are there isn't important - just that they aren't leaving unless forced. I think Unobtanium - that is, something so obviously ridiculous - is Cameron's way of saying "yes, I know it's a silly premise but let's move on". Like "dilithium"

      Would you have preferred some elaborate BS? Because I'm sure they thought of it and chose this instead.

      Cameron used "unobtanium" to make sure that no one missed his point that capitalism is evil and all of his money should be confiscated and given to some third world country so that it's ruling class can live in luxury.

    16. Re:You aren't missing anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      er... Unobtanium is a word that's been used for sometime now, like before I was born. Knowing the word already and then hearing it in the film I felt that either the character was making fun of how amazing this metal was, or that James Cameron was poking fun of the "made up material/substance" we so often see in sci-fi to explain things.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unobtainium

      Look at it this way... the guy who calls it "unobtainium" in the movie is a business major. Do you REALLY expect him to be able to remember/pronounce the ACTUAL name of the material? Perhaps the scientists got tired of trying to explain it to people and nick-named it "unobtainium".

      Boss: "...So what's this stuff called?"
      Scientist: "Well it's a naturally-occurring superconductor exhibiting quantum--"
      Boss: "Wait, you lost me at 'superconductor'"
      Scientist: *sigh* "...It's called 'Unobtainium' sir."
      Boss: "Well, why didn't you say so the first time?"

      On an unrelated note, I always thought 3D movies would be "gimmick"-ey, but this was very-well done. They don't abuse the 3D, it's just there to help. Overall, it was a great movie.

    17. Re:You aren't missing anything by theArtificial · · Score: 1

      I recommend THX 1138 (1971 George Lucas). 89 on the Tomatometer RottenTomatoes.

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    18. Re:You aren't missing anything by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      It seems more like he was fucking the audience in the ass without lube while depositing an enormous paycheck. By the way, I wonder how much the MPAA is raking in on this one.

  8. Why would you want to go with other people? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Then again, why would you want to go to a theater. Action movies are best watched alone, with the sound up to reference, on a big screen, in your house (3D notwithstanding, I suppose). If you need a friend to hold your hand, grab your Signature Visa (you do have one, right?) and get two tickets on Fandango with the B1G1 promo and offer to take someone to the movies "on you."

    I haven't decided if I'm going to see it in the theater, mainly because I find the crowds annoying and the snacks too expensive. I'll probably get it and watch at home when it comes out, though.

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    1. Re:Why would you want to go with other people? by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      But then you miss the 3D imagery!

    2. Re:Why would you want to go with other people? by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Some people enjoy the social experience of going to a movie in a theatre with a friend or friends. I highly doubt OP needs 'hand holding' as you suggest.

      More people on /. should get out of Mom's basement and socialize in the flesh it would seem.

    3. Re:Why would you want to go with other people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a 3D TV you insensitive clod!

    4. Re:Why would you want to go with other people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is, going to the theater is generally a horrible experience. Or it least it is everywhere I've been in America, maybe it's different elsewhere.

      Ideally, going with your friends or family is nice and can lead to some great conversations later. It can also make an effortless date.

      The problem is that people are assholes. The people that go with their friends or families talk with each other and on cell phones, fool around, flash laser pointers, throw popcorn, and smoke tobacco and/or pot. The couples on lazy dates are just as bad if not worse: if they aren't talking, they're getting to third base in front of your kids (and more than once there have been people fucking in the back seats).

      Asking these people politely to knock it off doesn't help. First off, they tend to be the MAJORITY, especially during the later shows. Second, they'll take offense that you'd dare suggest some manners and make you a target.

      Asking management to deal with them doesn't help, either. Most will only offer you a ticket to a later show, some will offer a refund. Regardless, by the time you're done dealing with management, you've probably missed a good chunk of the movie anyway, so there's no real point to trying.

      The bottom line is that you shouldn't be socializing DURING a movie. Before and after? Sure. During the previews? Absolutely. But once the movie starts, any unnecessary noise you make is a disturbance to those around you. Don't be an asshole.

      Oh, and before I forget, the VAST majority of theaters I've been to have been filthy, poorly maintained, projectors poorly run, ridiculously overpriced snacks, etc.

      My record is $8 for a "small" soda (small by American standards, but still more than you should really drink) and $22 for a medium-sized bucket of popcorn (again, by American fatass standards). Candy that can be had for $1-2 across the street generally sells for at least $5-6 in the theater.

    5. Re:Why would you want to go with other people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a 3D TV you insensitive clod!

      I've got one eye, you insensitive insensitive clod!

    6. Re:Why would you want to go with other people? by mobby_6kl · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The thing is though, not everybody has an awesome projection system set up at home. Once you remove 3D and superior picture size and quality from Avatar, the film has nothing left to offer, unfortunately.

      The only thing besides the visuals I heard positive comments on were some action scenes in the third act, but everything else is apparently rather mediocre. It's not even that the plot is simple, I certainly don't expect every movie to be some kind of mindfuck a-la Blade Runner. Something like Crank had a simple and absolutely ridiculous plot, but Avatar's is basically one huge predictable cliche, which also manages to be pretentious as well - it's white corporate imperialist oppressing local noble savages, and the hero decides to defect to the side which of course lives in total harmony (and connection, ugh) with the nature. Fuck.

      The characters are flat and aren't developed too well (look, it's the evil corporate guy! And there's the crazy military general!), while the dialog is often just silly ("We're not in Kansas any more" FFS, James!). Why did they try to hid Sam's Aussie accent, couldn't he just happen to be from Australia, or live there with his father on a military base? Even the soundtrack is rather generic.

      I'm not saying that the movie is terrible, in fact I think that films are a visual media and thus can be enjoyed as such. However I think that it's going to take much more than that to be the best sci-fi movie of the decade/ever, which is what many are claiming this to be. I'll probably go see it in IMAX, at the very least I'll see how the 3D tech works nowadays since I haven't seen a singe 3D movie yet.

    7. Re:Why would you want to go with other people? by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that the military characters all act with less discipline than you average 3rd world army, even though they're all ex-US military of some sort. Or that a Force Recon marine shows about as much knowledge of tactics as a fucking 5 year old.

    8. Re:Why would you want to go with other people? by theArtificial · · Score: 1

      Man you're a tough one to please and you haven't even seen the movie yet. How about watching movies to be entertained? It's not like this is a big investment of time or money. If it sucks you're only out $20 an some time (less time than you spend in traffic every year!). Do you pick apart everything? Let me guess when you watched LOTR you were decrying the use of magic as 'unrealistic' and how racist the film was!

      With that said, go watch a movie in 3D. It's pretty cool. But then again you might bitch about how it's not realistic...

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    9. Re:Why would you want to go with other people? by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      FWIW, Cameron included the "We're not in Kansas line" because Wizard of Oz is his favourite film.

      Saw this in an interview with Cameron (look for "T4 Avatar Film Special") where the film was compared to Oz, and Cameron said he "just had to work that line in somewhere".

      Not that there aren't a fair sprinkling of absolute groaners in the movie, but at least he had a reason for that particular one. ;)

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  9. Lifeforms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I disagree with his assessment that life has a high probability of being significantly different than on Earth. Consider how incredibly rare life on other planets is. It's quite likely that in order to exist at all it would have to be similar to Earth. In other words, it's so rare that Earth may in fact be close to the only possible solution (given the laws of the universe, its makeup, and life).

    1. Re:Lifeforms by bjwest · · Score: 1

      How can you say life is incredibly rare on other planets? How many planet have we been to or looked at? Not counting the eight other (seven, depending on how you define Pluto) in our system, we've actually seen nothing. Sure, we can see the spectrum of a few giant's, but if there were life that could be sustained on those, we'd have no idea what kind of signs they would leave.

      Carbon/oxygen based life is all we can imagine, because it's all we know. We don't know HOW to think about any other basis for life.

      Carbon/oxygen based life with a social structure similar to ours may be incredibly rare, but life itself?
       

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    2. Re:Lifeforms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a science fiction fantasy you're thinking about. So far no life outside Earth has been discovered at all. It's very, very rare and if it exists it's likely not a whole lot different that Earth. Different, sure but not that different.

      There are only so many elements and compounds that stuff is made of in the universe and life probably does not exist that far out from what we know. Sure there is probably all kinds of different and exotic stuff but most likely it still fits within the basic concepts that we already know.

    3. Re:Lifeforms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consider how incredibly rare life on other planets is.

      How rare is it?

    4. Re:Lifeforms by bjwest · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Like I said, we have not seen enough other planets to say whether it's rare or not. Hell, nine out of uncountable billions, does not mean we can say with any probability of accuracy that life is rare. Even if we limit life to carbon/oxygen based organisms, we cannot.

      It's not a science fiction fantasy to think life exists on other planets, in other forms other than our own. It IS out own arrogance that lets us think that we are so "special" as to be the only thing in the universe that matters or counts as life. Our own state is the only state that can be considered life. That kind of thinking will get us into trouble when/if we get out there.

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  10. More overyped than Daikatana? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't seen it and don't intend to...it looks like it was made for furries and substitutes flashy graphics for substance.

  11. The biotechnology is at least quite believable by toppavak · · Score: 1

    Even if their neural interfaces are a bit out there. We've been growing humanized mice for years. I wonder if all they really needed to do, however, was to generate a chimera by seeding an embryo with a human nervous system before the immune system starts to develop. We've learned quite a bit about developmental biology from avian chimeras, mammalian chimeras are a bit more challenging but can be achieved.

    1. Re:The biotechnology is at least quite believable by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      The neural interface seemed to me like the sort of thing that's unlikely to spontaneously evolved. As one of those flying critters, what does it buy me? A couple of guys come by every once in a while and have a chance of making me their mind slave? No thanks, I'll pass. Therefore, I propose that the entire planet was designed as the retirement community for a highly advanced civilization (the civilization itself retiring, more so than individual members) - much more fun doing it this way than becoming a bunch of brainless eloi. The glimpses into their self-reported histories aren't entirely consistent with this, but the matter could be hidden from casual view.

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  12. You're definitely not the only one. by Wint3rhart · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen it, either... the previews made it look like someone took the plots of Fern Gully and Dances with Wolves, mixed them together, added some blue paint and ~space travel~ and dumped it out on a movie screen. If I want a story about space travel and learning not to belittle other cultures, Piers Anthony wrote the Cluster series thirty years ago. It's about due for a re-read.

    1. Re:You're definitely not the only one. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what it was. And it sure was pretty in IMAX 3d. It's nothing I'd ever watch on DVD at home, but absolutely worth seeing in the theater.

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    2. Re:You're definitely not the only one. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      But but but... the special effects were really cool! Don't you want to see the pretty lights?? No? Ok then, turn in your geek card.

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  13. Professor of astrophysics by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Funny

    written by a professor of astrophysics who has worked on searching for planets and SETI.

    Thought I recognized the name - wasn't he part of this team?

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    1. Re:Professor of astrophysics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah, humbug! They are pictures of Io. So, I call shenanigans. Surprising for the onion. It's usually so reliable!

  14. Mainstream video SF in a nutshell by Toe,+The · · Score: 1

    All planets with life have trees, reptiles, insects, and of course bipedal creatures who have two eyes, four limbs, a head with two eyes one nose one mouth, and generally caucasian-human features. Those humanoids have technology in line with something in our history, they use speech, they have two sexes and reproduce like we do, and they breathe and eat things we can breathe and eat.

    The only real question -- the really important one -- is do they natively speak modern English, or do they speak something which sounds a little bit different from some other Earth language? That is how you can tell just how utterly alien they are.

    1. Re:Mainstream video SF in a nutshell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly you have not seen the move. Many of the creatures have more than 2 eyes, or 4 limbs.
      Also, I don't really recall seeing the humans actually eating anything from the planet

    2. Re:Mainstream video SF in a nutshell by Toe,+The · · Score: 1

      No, I have not seen it. But your statement just validates my point: the creatures have eyes. That seems like a pretty odd thing to develop on a different planet. (And separately, what would be believable is that if eyes develop, most large creatures would have the same number. That happened on our planet because our common ancestors had two eyes... it would be odd to expect different large animals on the same planet to have different numbers of eyes.)

      But more to the point, I was speaking about the humanoids. Even if something so utterly like us could develop somewhere else (which itself seems incredibly unlikely, given the infinitude of possibilities), why would it be the dominant life form?

      On this planet, hominids have never been dominant until quite recently. The only thing which has set us apart is our adaptability, but that certainly is not intrinsically tied to our body design. If I were going to model after life on this planet (which I doubt I would if I were imagining life on a different planet), my bet for the dominant ones would be on creatures more like insects or waterfowl, which have much more adaptability overall.

    3. Re:Mainstream video SF in a nutshell by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the creatures have eyes. That seems like a pretty odd thing to develop on a different planet.

      Not really. The eye has actually evolved independently more than once on this planet. Given the evolutionary advantage, it would be surprising if eyes did not evolve on other planets.

      And separately, what would be believable is that if eyes develop, most large creatures would have the same number

      Large animals on earth have differing numbers of nipples, in an alternate evolutionary history, why not eyes?

      Even if something so utterly like us could develop somewhere else (which itself seems incredibly unlikely, given the infinitude of possibilities), why would it be the dominant life form?

      I didn't see anything in the movie that suggested the navi were dominant.

      Maybe you should repeat to yourself "it's just a movie, I should really just relax". Go see it in IMAX. When you're that visually stimulated, you won't really care about the nitpicks. And if you do, there's plenty of opportunity for MST3K style riffing. If you don't see it in IMAX, it's probably not worth seeing at all though.

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    4. Re:Mainstream video SF in a nutshell by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should repeat to yourself "it's just a movie, I should really just relax"

      No, it's just a blockbuster. A movie can be just a blockbuster, but it can also be a life-changing piece of art (maybe not cause a 180% turn in the viewer's life, but it can certainly change the way he views the world).

      The problem is that people shouldn't expect that much from it. It's a casual movie with fantastic 3D CGI. Don't think it will make you rethink your choices in life. Even American Beauty is better for that.

  15. Weapons by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    Didnt saw the movie yet, but the weapons i saw in trailer at least didn't impressed me a lot, all what must be advanced just to be there, and one of the fastest evolving technologies in history changed so little? Last week reread Hyperion, and finishing Endymion, and the military advancement pictured there (specially how you fight getting to that point of technology) looks more like the evolution rate that it should have.

    1. Re:Weapons by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      We've been using Guns for hundreds of years, what makes you think that's going to change anytime soon?

    2. Re:Weapons by rochrist · · Score: 1

      Is english your second language? Just wondering...

    3. Re:Weapons by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Each new technology have the potential of turning into a weapon. In the movie there are at least 2 major new technologies, ftl (?), and improved biology (and not just human biology, alien one too). If they want just to kill everyone probably will be faster to just poison or mutate a virus or something similar that probably should not affect us. Linguistic should have been improved too, and even that could be turned into a weapon (at least according with Babel 17)

    4. Re:Weapons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > In the movie there are at least 2 major new technologies, ftl (?), and improved biology (and not just human biology, alien one too).

      There's no FTL in Avatar - according to Cameron, the ship uses an antimatter drive to reach 0.7*c

  16. Floating Mountains explained by GPLDAN · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've seen the film, in IMAX 3D (gave me a two day headache) - and I guess I missed the giant stone arches near the end of the film.

    But, somebody who worked on the film anonymously emailed the writer of the article to explain some of the problems they saw. Namely: the gas giant rotating faster than it possibly could. And there is speculation that the floating mountains contain unobtainium, which is a room temp superconductor.

    The mountains were formed on the land, and "broke off" sailing upwards over the magnetic pole of the planet. They are repelled by the magnetic field underneath them, counteracting gravity.

    This is very silly, as minor magnetic perturbations would make the mountains flail about wildly, just as trying to hold a magnet up in the air with another magnet is very difficult.

    Also, he doesn't address what properties of unobtainium exist that would likely "save Earth". Why would a rock that was a room temperature superconductor save Earth? You couldn't build nuclear power plants from it. Perhaps it has properties that make it 1000x more powerful than uranium? None of this gets addressed.

    1. Re:Floating Mountains explained by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Why would a rock that was a room temperature superconductor save Earth? You couldn't build nuclear power plants from it. Perhaps it has properties that make it 1000x more powerful than uranium? None of this gets addressed.

      Well, that's called backstory and it usually is the domain of socially inept people posting on obscure Internet sites. But since you asked, room temperature superconductivity would be a big deal. A very big deal. Not Save-The-Earth technology, but perhaps close enough for the story.

      Sit back, relax. It's entertainment, not physics.

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    2. Re:Floating Mountains explained by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is very silly, as minor magnetic perturbations would make the mountains flail about wildly, just as trying to hold a magnet up in the air with another magnet is very difficult.

      You mean difficult like this? Or how about this? Looks pretty easy to me. Minor magnetic perturbations would not make the mountains flail about wildly because they have a high MASS. It would take a great big magnetic fluctuation to do move a large mass. I wager that the only thing that could do that would be a magnetic pole flipping, but since the human race hasn't seen one of these in our recorded history we have no idea how they take place so I think we can forgive that one.

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    3. Re:Floating Mountains explained by brkello · · Score: 1

      Uh, it is hard because you have two small magnets. If you tried this with a magnet the size of a planet and another the size of a mountain, let me know.

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    4. Re:Floating Mountains explained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Uh, it is hard because you have two small magnets. If you tried this with a magnet the size of a planet and another the size of a mountain, let me know.

      He has no need to get two planet sized magnets, it has been proven that it is impossible to stabilize an object with static magnetic forces:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earnshaw%27s_theorem

    5. Re:Floating Mountains explained by colmore · · Score: 1

      Yeah, what that movie needed were a couple of good lectures and some slides.

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    6. Re:Floating Mountains explained by sidyan · · Score: 1

      Earnshaw's Theorem doesn't apply to diamagnetic materials (e.g. superconductors). For such materials Earshaw's formulas dictate the exact opposite they do for dipoles and paramagnetic materials: diamagnetic materials can be stable in all directions at once, but not unstable in all directions at once (both can be stable in some directions and unstable in others at once, though).

  17. Just say "No" to Furries by twmcneil · · Score: 1, Funny

    My God man, it's got Furries, stay away. Stay far away.

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    "The ferrets, they're every where I tell you!"
  18. Hallelujah Mountains by DJRumpy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I found this very plausible given what we know about superconductors: The Hallelujah Mountains are floating islands that circulate slowly in the magnetic currents like icebergs at sea, scraping against each other and the towering mesa-like mountains of the region. On Pandora, the magnetic effect causes huge outcroppings of Unobtainium to rip loose from the surface and float in the magnetic vortices. The stone 'arcs' you saw in the film supported this, where the minerals actually deposited along strong magentic lines, leaving those huge 'skeleton' looking structures.

    I can only assume the large deposit under the tree is either too deep down to have torn lose from the surface, too spread out or sparse to tend to rip out, or it is held into place by the huge root system of the tree itself. Given that a tree that large would take eons to grow to that size, the deposits may have formed there during that time due to some sort of cataclysm, or some other natural process. The movie never explains exactly what Unobtainium is other than it's obvious natural magnetic properties. The piece floating on his desk leads more towards semiconductor properties at room temperature.

    1. Re:Hallelujah Mountains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Roger Dean was right...

    2. Re:Hallelujah Mountains by anonymousbob22 · · Score: 1

      The piece floating on his desk leads more towards semiconductor properties at room temperature.

      I think you meant superconductor, not semiconductor.
      Unless you think the computer you typed that on is made of unobtainium...

    3. Re:Hallelujah Mountains by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      Yeah ;) Head wasn't following what I was typing. Had breakfast on my mind...

  19. You are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...not. I have no plans to see it.

  20. What ever happened to Suspension of disbelief by justdaven · · Score: 1

    It is a work of fiction and a movie. Meant for entertainment value. I enjoyed the movie, and thought it was a great experience. Those of you who don't want to see it, don't. But stop being a mindless drone (that you accuse others of being), by trashing something you have no experience of. Get a life!

    1. Re:What ever happened to Suspension of disbelief by Toe,+The · · Score: 1

      Then why not just have a movie which is nothing but 90 minutes of things blowing up? (Kinda like Ass in Idiocracy.)

      The story line is relevant, and so are the elements which give the story meaning. In a movie which appears to be almost entirely about alien life, the elements which make them alien are extremely relevant to the experience of the movie.

      How much fun would it be to watch a romance movie where one of the protagonists dies in the middle... and then they happily get together at the end (and without any sort of fantasy-ghost story element... just presto he's inexplicably alive again)? Wouldn't that somewhat diminish your experience of the movie?

  21. Re:Haven't seen it? Who cares. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WoW losers are losers.

  22. YOU ARE HUNTED by khallow · · Score: 1

    We don't know who you are. Not yet. But don't be surprised to wake up some day, half human, half possum. This is the fate of those who cross us.

  23. Pre or POST industrial by Lvdata · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Everyone seems to be making the ASSUMPTION the the Na'vi are preindustrial.

    1. The Na'vi can link directly to many other animals that are happy to serve them, and and the Na'vi in return care for them.

    2. Planet wide network for storage, upload and download of information, long term store, processing, and on demand local grid processing, including the ability to do a total upload of a person.

    3. Unobtainium, a planet wide "natural" super conductor that allows for floating mountains.

    4. Eywa, the operating system put in place to regulate everything, including guiding the Na'vi to stay in harmony with everything else.

    It seems to me that the Na'vi went though their own singularity, and what we see as primitive is the biotechnology leftovers from a older culture, but they have set themselves and their decedents with a ideal environment, the ability to live, have kids, grow old, then upload when the time is right. Use large off-planet element nuclear synthesis to create the unobtainium, (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Island_of_stability ), and setup the biosphere and the infosphere for long term in habitation by ignorant people. In a head to head comparison of Na'vi vs humans, the Na'vi are superior in almost everyway.

    Medicine - Eywa takes care of that much better.
    Education - A direct mental link for sharing of information.
    Physical form - not much is explained beyond carbon fiber in the skeleton, but onscreen of what Jake goes though is beyond what a normal human can handle.
    Information storage, processing & retrieval mostly superior, with the exception of speed given the late start the other animals had in the battle.
    Long term care of their wold and sustainability - Although the world seems genetically engineered for the Na'vi,over time some drift has occurred as not all animals retain their friendliness, but in times of crises, can revert back.

    Given that this is part 1 of 3, and the hints on screen and referenced to, this is my suspicion. Most people have problems thinking about the singularity as it is so encompassing, enabling, and yet compressing. The Na'vi are just one result of who remains after a biological singularity.

     

    1. Re:Pre or POST industrial by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      That's a brilliant analysis. I wish there had been more of that in the film, instead of a rehashed action plot.

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    2. Re:Pre or POST industrial by NoSleepDemon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So if all of what you say is true, why didn't the God step in and save them immediately? Why did it let them come to harm in the first place? The Na'vi are in no way superior to humans, where are their scholars, their artists, their inventors? They are entirely dependent on their God for everything, and when that God took 3 months to lift a finger, hundreds died. If the na'vi did indeed reach a singularity, that singularity was Idiocracy.

    3. Re:Pre or POST industrial by NoSleepDemon · · Score: 1

      There wasn't more of it because it wasn't conceived of in the first place, the film is simply pretty, with white man is evil tacked on for good measure.

    4. Re:Pre or POST industrial by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I think "white man is evil" was tacked on because they knew it was worth a few more million at the box office from self-hating white men.

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    5. Re:Pre or POST industrial by vivek7006 · · Score: 1

      Hats off to you sir! Very thoughtful analysis. Thanks

    6. Re:Pre or POST industrial by Lvdata · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Eywa is not so much as a god, but a distributed intelligence, that normally does not get involved in local fights between groups of people. A bit of the prime directive, along with the lack of ability to bond with humans, and being very old, kept it from realizing what is going on. Only after Grace was linked into Eywa and partially uploaded did Eywa have a human reference point necessary, and kick into action. God implies all seeing, Eywa is not. Limited and working at mostly biological speeds, Eywa can not react fast. At the beginning when Jake was sampled by Eywa's floating sensors, that are doing double duty as seeds, that is the start of Eywa's involvement. Genetic samples don't give Eywa the inside knowledge of what the human's plans are. Eywa can't know what goes on in a humans mind and what the intentions are, until Grace dies, and Jake bonds with the soul tree to add addition info of what the humans are planing. Scholars and artists have been superceeded by Ewya, soul trees, and the planetary infomation network. What do they need to invent? Planes? no. Better methods of killing other tribes? That is something Eywa is going to suppress. There just is not much reason to invent, especially in a post biological singularly society. What do we semi-modern humans have, that the Na'vi don't and WOULD WANT?

    7. Re:Pre or POST industrial by NoSleepDemon · · Score: 1

      Exactly, they want nothing, nothing at all. Their lives are so completely perfect that they have entirely forgone advancing themselves as a species. They depend upon their God to keep their planet and them safe and healthy, for everything basically. Hence my comment about idiocracy (the film), the very fact that they apparently want nothing from Humans makes them a stagnant species. Perhaps a better comparison would be the end of the human race in Texhnolyze - their race has hit an evolutionary plateau that they will never pass. May as well bomb them from orbit tbh, boring fuckers!

    8. Re:Pre or POST industrial by sznupi · · Score: 1

      But you seem to miss that the Na'vi wouldn't be in such case at the "top" of their biosphere.

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    9. Re:Pre or POST industrial by NoSleepDemon · · Score: 1

      Hmm I'm not sure what you mean by that, could you elaborate?

    10. Re:Pre or POST industrial by sznupi · · Score: 1

      You measure progress, advancement, etc. by the actions of hominids from each planet. While that is indeed quite adequate in case of homo sapiens (though - our own version of planetary neural system also changes those dynamics a bit, gradually), it doesn't appear to be the case with Na'vi - they are not at the "top" of intelligence pyramid.

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    11. Re:Pre or POST industrial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, very insightful. So in the end, humanity is the real savage here. I like the irony involved.

  24. Educational... :) by mbarbosa · · Score: 1

    Aside from all the "Dances with Jurassic Alien Giant Smurfs" comments...
    I do believe this movie could be inspirational (somewhat) to some future
    slashdotters... whatever all the people complaning says... I think it is
    a beatiful example of what can be achieved pushing current state
    of the art technology...

    Nevermind it might be an overblown cartoon or whatever... but being
    a fan of sci-fi I do think the cool-factor and wow-factor for a kids that
    watch this card is going to nudge just a few select few into computers
    or tech-related paths some time in their future just as many of us
    older ones were nudged if ever so slightly towards cool tech stuff
    by all the start trek and whatnot stuff on tv back in the days :)

    So, I grant it might not have the best plot in the world... but I
    bow my head to it because of the cool factor and how it might
    inspire lots of kids to say "wow, they did that with computers?
    I want to do that"... then again, once they bump head on with
    all the math requirements and get discouraged once they
    realize the big bucks are in being a boss and doing business
    management or whatever they might ditch the idea... but still...
    if you can make a few kids dream of the future... a good future...
    it is worth it I say...

    1. Re:Educational... :) by mbarbosa · · Score: 1

      damn... card=cartoon? I forgot what I wanted to say there...
      blah... need sleep... why can I not edit the comment? hmmm
      should have read it carefully before submitting... :P
      lack of sleep... whatever.

  25. Dances with Wolves ripoff? by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Look, the plot is basically Dances with Wolves in Space, but still -- this movie was an example of amazing, expensive effects paired with an actual story.

    It's just a guess, but I'd say that Avatar is more likely to be loosely based on the life story of Gonzalo de Aroza and Zazil Ha than being some sort of brazen of Dances with Wolves ripoff. As far as I know Aroza's story has never been filmed which is a pity since it is a better story than what most fiction authors are capable of coming up with these days. That said I agree with you Avatar is an amazing movie.

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  26. Lower G = Weaker Lifeforms and another thing... by NoSleepDemon · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Why the Christ has this not been mentioned? If you have a planet with lower gravity, the lifeforms will grow taller, but be weaker. No way should the Na'vi be stronger than the humans. And another thing, why is the prof pointing out all the other flaws in the science of the movie, and then turning around and saying 'oh but its ok because I'd drink Jim Cameron's nyerk any day'. Jeez, the science in Avatar was HORRIBLE! Giant retarded screens everywhere, guns that shoot bullets... We have lasers, NOW, why on Earth would we still be using bullets in 140 years? And yet another thing, why did they send in ground troops at the end? They were dropping a giant bomb and clearly had aerial superiority, ground troops were a stupid idea. Lets be honest here, science in Avatar is utter rubbish, everything's the way it is because it looks cool, end of discussion.

    1. Re:Lower G = Weaker Lifeforms and another thing... by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      We have lasers, NOW, why on Earth would we still be using bullets in 140 years?

      Remember the old adage about everything in the army being made by the cheapest bidder? Still true in 140 years. Heck, still true in 1400 or 14000 years. It'll only cease to be true when armies are a thing of the past, which will be when, um, hell freezes over and pigs learn to fly.

      Bullets are cheap and reliable. And they kill stuff.

    2. Re:Lower G = Weaker Lifeforms and another thing... by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      We have lasers, NOW, why on Earth would we still be using bullets in 140 years?

      Because projectile weapons might still have the combat advantage due to the weight of the ammunition required. A laser weapon (or phaser, or blaster, etc) will require some source of power. Making a significant source of power small enough for a handheld weapon is non-trivial. Even a taser is bulky compared to a regular pistol.

      To illustrate the import of this, the M-16 was chambered for the .223 (5.56mm NATO) over the .308 (7.62mm NATO) cartridge primarily because the light weight of the cartridge would allow troops to carry more rounds/shots of ammunition. This cartridge allows you to kill someone up to 400 yards away, yet weighs just a few grams. A laser would have to be pretty good to beat this.

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    3. Re:Lower G = Weaker Lifeforms and another thing... by NoSleepDemon · · Score: 1

      There are many disadvantages to bullets too:

      They can hit your own people
      They can miss
      They can reveal your position
      They can deliver too much power to the target, which is a waste of energy

      In 140 years I'm pretty sure they'd come up with something better than good ol' bullets

    4. Re:Lower G = Weaker Lifeforms and another thing... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Uhm, lasers have most of those problems too. They are even worse at revealing position.

      Adding to what parent said - energy source compact enough to power a laser will be essentially equivalent, energy density-wise, to a powerful explosive. So why not use that property more directly?

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    5. Re:Lower G = Weaker Lifeforms and another thing... by NoSleepDemon · · Score: 1

      I didn't say lasers would be ideal. Although how you think that a laser would reveal someones position worse than a bullet certainly is amusing. Lasers are both silent and invisible.

      Years away from resupply on a planet with variable gravity, I would prefer a weapon that is silent and invisible, and whose ammunition can be resupplied instead of manufactured and whose line of fire is essentially straight.

    6. Re:Lower G = Weaker Lifeforms and another thing... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Lasers powerful enough to inflict damage are neither invisible or, probably, silent. First, a pulse short and powerful enough to exploit their other strengths would be visible in the atmosphere (even if not in the visible spectrum). Also, energy source compact, reliable and powerful enough to power it might end up not much quieter than a small explosion - it might even be just that, with chemical energy explosively converted to electricity. In case of world in Avatar, that would be actually hugely preferable, with areas of the planet messing with electronics.

      As for resupply - you can't tell if powerpacks for lasers wouldn't have similar limitations. But ammo for ballistic weapons is quite compact in itself and the machinery to manufacture it quite simple, and not requiring any exotic resources (and also compact, when taking the size of interstellar ship into account)

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    7. Re:Lower G = Weaker Lifeforms and another thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Lets be honest here, science in Avatar is utter rubbish, everything's the way it is because it looks cool, end of discussion.

      Okay, but the gravity issue is the only thing you mentioned which is science.

  27. Don't feel bad, Commander... by hallux.sinister · · Score: 1
    I haven't bothered to see it, in as much as I've already seen Dances with Wolves, and have never been a one to go "oh golly gosh, wooja lookit that!" at special effects. I miss the days when movies had to have a decent plot, acting, etc., and couldn't simply borrow an already done story, jazz it up with nifty COMPUTER GENERATED graphics, and rake in more money than I could even imagine in a lifetime, let alone see in person.

    Yawn. That's right, I typed it, "Yawn."

    ~Hal

    ... Also, I can kill you with my brain.

  28. As I said on the blog... by GuyFawkes · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have just had the misfortune / bad judgement to try to sit through Avatar.

    By 40 minutes in I could stand it no more, and starting flicking forwards, within another 10 minutes I'd skipped to the end.

    Spoilers?

    Nope, you can't give spoilers on something that has a plot thinner than Debbie Does Duluth, there is no story there, period, what there is is CGI.

    If you are of an age to remember Roger Dean (Yes album covers amongst other things) then you have basically seen the stuff that the CGI was clearly designed upon, laws of gravity do not apply, laws of physics do not apply, laws of biology and locomotion do not apply.

    I'm not talking fanciful creatures and landscapes, I'm talking totally impossible, acid trip inspired creatures and landscapes.

    The only spoiler I can think of is, and I kid you not, the basic plot-line centres around a mining operation on an alien planet, mining an ore called "unobtanium"... yeah... the only thing rarer than unobtanium is a decent script.

    One might think that multimillion dollar budgets + CGI + Roger Dean would create something of great aesthetic beauty at least, even if it were great beauty utterly devoid of a plot, but sadly, that isn't the case.

    If they had rendered still scenes, yes, you'd have some great poster art or album covers, but the instant they went for motion it just ruined the whole thing, Roger Dean was never meant to be in motion.

    Frankly the whole film smacks of a bunch of CGI geeks being given an unlimited budget and no rules, the desktop publishing equivalent of producing a parish magazine that uses 11,000 different fonts and every single piece of clip art on disk.

    The semi-cameo role of Sig Weaver and the whole space mining theme (all of which is revealed in the first 10 minutes) means that you simply can't watch Avatar and not be strongly reminded of Alien (1) and this is yet another fatal wound for what is an already dead and decomposing corpse of a movie.

    Alien had real (huge) sets, and the visual effect was stunning, not just because of Giger, but because of depth of focus, Avatar was done with green background and motion cap in someone's garden shed, plus a moonshot's worth of computers running CGI, and it looks utterly fake and feeble.

    I have no idea what cinemas charge nowadays, it is irrelevant when films are as truly, horrendously awful, and this film was. It did not cost me a penny, and of course no popcorn, travelling time, shitty adverts or previews, and I managed to skip through the whole thing in 50 minutes, and I want those 50 minutes of my life back.

    The new (a couple of years old at least) series of Captain Scarlet (also done in CGI) is quite honestly nothing less than three or four orders of magnitude better than Avatar on every single level imaginable.

    As for the Avatar lead species, the hominids themselves, think the illegitimate love child of Jar Jar Binks and Pikachu, yes, really, that implausible, ridiculous, and vile. Kill it, kill it now, with (digital) fire.

    I have a revelation for you.

    Hollywood is dead.

    Really, for less money than it would cost to take two kids to see this steaming pile of crap, you could go out and buy Crysis, which will provide about 40 hours of gameplay (sans god mode), a far better plot, a far more immersive and entertaining experience, and better and more realistic physics.

    Seriously, whatever you do this Christmas, do not get talked into sitting through Avatar, do not get talked into paying for anyone else (kids) to see it, and, if you value your kids minds more than marshmallow, do not let your kids anywhere near it.

    I am NOT joking.

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    1. Re:As I said on the blog... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the whiniest most emo review Ive ever read. I mean, seriously, were you expecting a treatise on alien human relations? Hollywood isnt dead. Hollywood has ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS. If you were even mildly intelligent youd be able to predict what its going to be like, instead youre shocked and outraged and whining like a little girl who lost her pony princess doll.

      >As I said on the blog...

      You dont have any real friends, do you?

    2. Re:As I said on the blog... by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I posted my own review on Facebook:

      Avatar Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying About The Plot And Love Technology

      In case you're one of the few people left who haven't bought into the Avatar hype yet, I thought I'd provide my take on the movie. I saw it last night, so it is fresh in my mind, yet I've had some time to think about it. You've probably only heard great things about it ("Sensational entertainment....Technical breakthrough" (Ebert), "Four Stars!" (probably someone), "83" (metacritic), "OMG AVATAR IS AMAZING" (Facebook)), so perhaps I can provide a different angle.

      Dances With The Last Of The Pocahontas...er, I mean, Avatar...is a classic story (and I do mean classic, since it has been told several times already) about an evil, capitalist, colonizing race which will put profit over the lives of an indigenous people who like to run around without any clothes. The evil corporation has a token scientific branch filled with environmentalists who only have peace in mind (because they need to interact with aliens, Sigourney Weaver is cast for the lead alien-interaction-biologist role). They have raised Indian (whoops, that's Na'vi) bodies which are capable of being mind controlled by humans (but only humans who have a genetic "congruency" with the Na'vi body, which was presumably created through procreation with a Na'vi).

      John "Jake Sully" Smith is a former marine who lost use of his legs beating up on some Venezualans (because beating up on Venezuala is undeniably American), and he happens to have a twin brother who happened to die before he was to take control of his avatar. Smith is recruited to control the avatar, and immediately runs off into the woods, gets chased by a few large CGI animals, and encounters Pocahontas, the daughter of the local Na'vi tribe's chief. Pocahontas convinces Mr. Chief to spare Smith, after which she teaches him how to appreciate nature, trains him to become a great Na'vi warrior, and they forget the words to "Colors of the Wind." Smith learns that all nature's spirits are intertwined (literally, because the audience is stupid to understand a purely figurative spiritual intertwinement).

      Back at the base (which we'll call Pandora's Box), Governor Ratcliff, who manages the outpost, and General Custer, a crazed, macho military braggard, point out that the most valuable mineral known to man, Unobtainium (there must be some deep symbolic reasoning behind this choice of a McGuffin!), is, by pure coincidence, located directly under the Na'vi home, which happens to be a giant tree. They decide that diplomacy has failed, they destroy the tree, and a large battle involving spaceships and dragons ensues (Smith manages to tame a slightly better dragon by simply flying above it, which the Na'vi, who had been in tune with nature for generations, apparently never even considered).

      The battle takes up the last third or so of the movie, in with the dragons fight spaceships amidst some giant floating rocks, for which James Cameron doesn't even attempt to come up with a tenuous pseudoscientific explanation (lazy writing at its finest). The biggest travesty here is that nobody attempts to ram one of the floating mountains into an enemy dragon/warship, indicating that the mountains float for no other reason than the animators thought it would be cool.

      In short, this is a movie with brilliant graphics and sheer laziness in every other respect. The story is lame, the script is terrible, and the audience is constantly insulted with lame political messages about how environmentalists are better than murderous capitalists. It is worth seeing, if only for the interesting world they created, but it is ultimately wasted effort, and will most likely be forgotten soon after its theater run is finished.

      5/10

    3. Re:As I said on the blog... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Frankly the whole film smacks of a bunch of CGI geeks being given an unlimited budget and no rules,

      And I'm glad they were.

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    4. Re:As I said on the blog... by MaximKat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So, let me get this straight. You've watched half of the movie, which is intended to be seen in the 3D on the big screen, from a cam rip and you didn't like visuals? Why don't you go play Crysis in 640x480 with low quality and disabled physics then?

    5. Re:As I said on the blog... by iammani · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what cinemas charge nowadays

      Guess you were one of the unfortunate ones, who had to watch the movie in bad 2D cam-rip with russian subs.

      To enjoy the movie, you should check the 3D version at the theatres.

    6. Re:As I said on the blog... by GuyFawkes · · Score: 1

      No, I watched 40 minutes, then skimmed through the rest.

      I watched in in full 1080p rez on at 46" RGB LED backlit Samsung LCD, same a Crysis, wasn't a cam rip, was full imax rip, never said it was cam or low rez, only a fanboi would try to intimate that it was.

      Fail

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      http://slashdot.org/~GuyFawkes/journal
    7. Re:As I said on the blog... by MaximKat · · Score: 1

      This is really hard to believe because I only see average quality TS on rlslog.net If you want to prove me wrong, you'll have to tell where you've got something better.

    8. Re:As I said on the blog... by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      Does the 3D version fix the plot he was complaining about?

    9. Re:As I said on the blog... by GuyFawkes · · Score: 1

      I don't actually care what you believe, nor do I feel any need to share my sources.

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    10. Re:As I said on the blog... by iammani · · Score: 1

      Was the plot only thing he was complaining about? Please read his post again.

      I completely agree that the plot was a very typical one. But the visual effects were worth my 3 hours and 10 dollars in my opinion.

    11. Re:As I said on the blog... by MaximKat · · Score: 1

      No problem. A lot of journalists write reviews before they had time to actually watch the movie. Watching l33t "imax rips" is so-o-o much better and it's not like it's your job to do that (I hope)

    12. Re:As I said on the blog... by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "Was the plot only thing he was complaining about?"

      Nope. But seeing the movie in 3D still wouldn't fix it. He was complaining about it. It doesn't take a great leap in logic (for most of us, I guess) to understand that the 3D version still won't be to his liking. maybe *you* should read his post again.

    13. Re:As I said on the blog... by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      I'm talking totally impossible, acid trip inspired creatures and landscapes.

      You're saying this like it's a bad thing.

      Me, I'm looking forward to blowing a bowl and seeing it with the kids this weekend.

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  29. Sort of Spoiler Alert for below by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about the science of using magical trees to transfer consciousness from a human brain to a Na'vi brain? Are our thoughts and impulses an interpreted language?

  30. Ever notice by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    Did you ever notice that intelligen aliens are always portraid as humans with blue or green skin in movies? I'm guessing that it's because they don't have any alien suits that their actors can fit into. Sometimes they'll throw in scales or other colors or a different size on them, but they still follow the 1 head, 2 arms, 2 legs, 1 body, upright posture theme. Many stories include sex with these aliens, and often mixed children.

    Do these authors have no better ideas than to take old westerns, and just swap wagons with starships and pistols with laser beams?

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    1. Re:Ever notice by MaximKat · · Score: 1

      Do these authors have no better ideas than to take old westerns, and just swap wagons with starships and pistols with laser beams?

      What do you have against Firefly?

  31. What I noticed most about the Na'vi... by Nick+Driver · · Score: 1

    One of the absolutely most important things to them was to stay connected with their god.

    When their home was destroyed and their whole world was crashing down around them, in addition to collectively fighting for survival against the invaders, they all turned to their god for help.

    But then this movie is only just fantasy, and we humans collectively do a rather shitty job of staying with our God and when the going gets rough, only a small percentage of us turn to God for help.

    Merry Christmas everybody!

    1. Re:What I noticed most about the Na'vi... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "One of the absolutely most important things to them was to stay connected with their god.

      But then this movie is only just fantasy, and we humans collectively do a rather shitty job of staying with our God and when the going gets rough, only a small percentage of us turn to God for help."

      except they had proof of na'vi ancestor's (god) existence. They could talk to them through the alien tree network and there god actually did something when the world was threatened.

      I guess my point is that it is a lot harder to believe in a god that there is no proof of it's existence.

      Say what you will about blind faith, but I do not wish to believe in a god that doesn't do shit when the world is going to hell. that god does not deserve my worship.

  32. Enh by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    I saw the film in 3D, which incidentally is the only way to see it -- accept no substitutes -- and while I was amazed overall at the technology, I was somewhat chagrined at the shockingly pedestrian plot. It's like Cameron spent ten years creating this amazingly detailed world and then couldn't think of a story to tell within it. So he ended up adapting a story that had been told a half dozen times already in the last 20 years, and hoped people would be entranced by the pretty lights and not notice that nothing much was going on.

    The film is long, (nearly 3 hours) which is ok -- I like movies that take their time telling a story -- but this particular story could easily have been told in 2 hours or less. There's about 45 extra minutes of "look at these effects, aren't I a great director???" which I guess is understandable considering the time and cost of making the thing. But it gets overwhelming after a time, and to no good purpose.

    The film has been called "Fern Gully 3D", "Dances with Smurfs", "Delgo 2.0" and other things, which isn't quite fair, but I really wish, since Cameron was the first with this really unique story-telling technology, that he had thought of a really unique story to tell. I know, Hollywood has lately been the Land of Nothing New, but I had hopes for this one. Oh well. Now that the technology exists, perhaps an interesting film will eventually be made with it.

    At least it's not The Phantom Menace.

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    1. Re:Enh by Hatta · · Score: 2, Funny

      I saw the film in 3D, which incidentally is the only way to see it -- accept no substitutes -- and while I was amazed overall at the technology, I was somewhat chagrined at the shockingly pedestrian plot

      Honestly, this movie didn't need a plot. I'd be just as happy to sit for 3 hours watching that 3D CG with no setting at all. I'm thinking something like this, in IMAX 3d of course. Special effects on a big screen is the ONLY reason to actually go to a theater anymore, if I want a movie with a plot, I'll get a DVD and pause it when I need to, rewind and rewatch important scenes etc. Why doesn't Hollywood accept it and stop slapping crappy plots onto what could otherwise be really awesome pieces of abstract art?

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    2. Re:Enh by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      I saw it in 3D and I really didn't like the effect.

      Seemed "dimmer" than normal movies, not quite as high-hes, etc. Wasn't worth it, and it gave me a slight headache. :()

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  33. Wasted 3D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I disagree about the 3D effect in use. I had the distinct feeling throughout watching it that Cameron couldn't 'kick' the 2D filming habit. The style of filming - I am talking about how the virtual 'camera' is positioned, how it moves - is completely unrevolutionary. The thing is, it works equally well as a 2D film or in 3D, sure they *had* to consider the Blu-ray/DVD sales after the cinema release, but artistically it seemed like such a waste, Cameron had all this CGI but didn't take advantage of it. There were a few scenes where it was like 'wow - that computer console has H x W x D !', but that was as far as it went!* I watched a 3D film as a kid and it really scared me because it constantly gave the illusion of objects being launched directly at my face! where as that effect was not at all exploited in Avatar.

    The Matrix guys developed bullet time and then used it so confidently and so well that it's become a new style. It would've been something if Cameron achieved a similar thing here.

    Story and dialogue -wise, yeah it was never going to be special but I guess I am used to this area being weak now. The 3D fail is a new gripe.

    *I don't know whether where I was sat in the cinema could have affected the extent of the 3D illusion - I sat fairly far back but maybe the closer to the screen the illusion would have been more immersive.

  34. Day / Night cycle never addressed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't see any mention in this article of the unusual cycle this planet would have if it were orbiting a much larger gas giant. Assuming the planet had its own axis of rotation like Earth, and that its revolution around a gas giant had a period of a few days, wouldn't there be an unusual cycle of day/night with a prolonged period of night when the gas giant was between it and Alpha Centauri? There would be a phase of night that was somewhat dark, as the moon received only reflected light from the gas giant, and then there would be much darker night phases when it was on the other side.

    Perhaps this was how more intricate bioluminescent life forms evolved on that world?

    1. Re:Day / Night cycle never addressed by sznupi · · Score: 1

      ...prolonged period of night when the gas giant was between it and Alpha Centauri?

      Do we have moon eclipse every month?

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    2. Re:Day / Night cycle never addressed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> ...prolonged period of night when the gas giant was between it and Alpha Centauri?
      > Do we have moon eclipse every month?

      We would if the moon was 10 times the diameter of Earth!

  35. I liked it by symbolset · · Score: 1

    The effects were spectacular, the score was ok. The plot? A little thin, but for a kid movie not too bad. My kids ate it up and they want to go back. I could sit through it a second time just for the visuals and I never go to a movie twice. I saw it in digital 3D and I recommend that.

    The science? You want actual science in a science fiction movie? That's cute. Science fiction isn't about the science - it's a prop to aid in dissociating you from your daily grind so as to focus better on the people. Good stories are always about people.

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  36. Jurassaic lawn by zogger · · Score: 1

    I bet a lot of folks said similar to that when it went from live theater to silent film, then from visual film plus audio, the "talkies". And so on. Whether it is good or bad, meh, it just becomes different.

    A real movie with no effects at all would be shot entirely live, like videoing a theater presentation. Shoot, just use a static camera that covers the whole stage, that would be "more pure".

    I haven't seen Avatar yet, holding out for the feelies with sensurround smellovision.

    1. Re:Jurassaic lawn by ShatteredArm · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's true to an extent, but at the same time, those previous technological advances only improved story telling. They didn't replace it. If they use the computer graphics to merely supplement a good story with good acting and a well thought out script, there won't be any reason to resist. But if Avatar is any indication of what is to come, that won't be the case.

  37. arguments against like evolution fall flat by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    I must say the article's arguments that evolution of creatures that look familiar to us is unlikely falls flat with me. There are numerous instances on Earth where creatures that are not closely related end up with the same adaptations and specializations. An Old World Porcupine and New World Porcupine are barely related (closest common ancestors are without quills) but they look similar and ended up with a very unique adaptation (at least for a mammal).

    see also: Covergent Evolution

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  38. James Cameron the New Al Gore? by stoicfaux · · Score: 1

    Given the heavy environmental message in the movie, does anyone think that Cameron's Avatar will have a greater influence on the green movement than Al Gore? Think of all the kids/teens/pre-adults who saw the movie, were impressed by it, and how it will influence them as they grow up.

  39. how to enjoy the theater experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you go to the iMax to watch Avatar in 3-D, the cost of tickets eliminates a lot of the cellphone-carrying rif-raff who will watch Avatar at the lower-cost theaters.

    Sneak in your own beverages and food. The worst they can do is ask you to leave. In fact, one time I brought in some Margaritas and was told to leave a theater. I said I would need to have a manager discuss the matter with me. No manager returned and I watched the rest of the movie.

    Another thing to consider when visiting the theater is this handy tool. Highly illegal, but low risk of being caught with it.

  40. God's existance proven to me by Nick+Driver · · Score: 1

    I personally have plenty of proof of God's existence.

    I've been praying for a white Christmas for many weeks. This is an extremely rare thing for north Texas. The last one I had was 15 years ago. This morning I awoke to 10 inches of snow on the ground and am stuck in my house, unable to even get my car completely out of the driveway... I got it stuck in a 4-foot tall snowbank in my front yard. The last time I prayed for a white Christmas was 15 years ago when my best friend's son was born and it was the child's first Christmas, and my friend had named his firstborn son after me.

    My father passed away from terminal cancer in September. I prayed hard for weeks for it to rain whenever the day came that he died. This is a special relationship between me and God for it to rain whenever someone I love dies. I held my dad's hand as he drew his last breath and within the hour a huge thunderstorm came out of nowhere, completely unforecasted, and it rained so hard there were flash flood warnings issued by the national weather service.

    God is very real and he does indeed answer prayers. Sometimes the answer is "no" and sometimes the answer is a huge "YES" in a mind-boggling intensity.

    He's answered a lot more than simple snow-for-Christmas prayers for me too. Far too many times for me to go into detail here and now, but I hope you get to know Him better someday.

    1. Re:God's existance proven to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally have plenty of proof of God's existence.

      I've been praying for a white Christmas for many weeks. This is an extremely rare thing for north Texas. The last one I had was 15 years ago. This morning I awoke to 10 inches of snow on the ground and am stuck in my house, unable to even get my car completely out of the driveway...

      Lordy Lord, it's a miracle!!!

      "God knows I love him, so he fucks with the laws of physics just to please me."

      You Jesus freaks really are delusional...sorry about your dad, though.

    2. Re:God's existance proven to me by icebraining · · Score: 1

      God is very real and he does indeed answer prayers. Sometimes the answer is "no" and sometimes the answer is a huge "YES" in a mind-boggling intensity.

      Just like Joe Pesci

  41. And more samples! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never forget to take plenty of samples.

  42. Superconducting mountains by simplerThanPossible · · Score: 1

    Unobtainium floats. The mountains float. The mountains are on Pandora, which is being mined for... unobtainium. The mountains are located in a region of especially strong interference.

    I'm thinking there could be a connection...

    However, the plot called for the largest deposit of unobtainable to be under the local's giant tree. The non-floating tree. So, I'm not sure what to think here, except that perhaps it was a distortion to serve the plot, or (a nicer justification) that the mountains have much larger deposit, but they are too remote/difficult to mine. That is, the local's giant tree has the largest *accessible* deposit.

    A quick search reveals that unobtainium is a room-temperature super-conductor, hence the magnetic levitation trick that we've all seen before; the floating mountains, and the interference. At this point, James Cameron has more credibility than our astrophysicist reviewer. Also, I'm expecting that Orson Scott Card helped out with the script/screenplay/world, because (1) he did so with Cameron's *The Abyss*; and (2) many of the ideas in the film have appeared in Card's work; and (3) Card is a notably mythic-oriented story-teller, as is Cameron. I may be wrong, but You heard it here first!

  43. The game of Avatar explains a lot more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have any of you played the actual game based on this movie. Its got its only little pandorapedia which explains why humans came to this earth, why different people are selected to be avatars the wildlife etc. Its really fascinating to read. Mind you the game it self is average, but the information it contains is great.

    It explains why they need unobtainium for earth. atm i cant remember why, but it does.

  44. Murasaki Anthology by Guppy · · Score: 1

    There's something a little like that in the Murasaki Anthology (R. Silverberg, ed.), a collection of SF stories in a shared world by various authors. There is a species (the Chujoans) that looks fairly primitive to the human visitors, but actually turns out to be the descendants of a race with high advanced biotech skills far ahead of our own. The role of the inscrutable hidden god is played by the carpet whales.

    There's even a character that goes native, although not voluntarily and not as hero -- well, I guess this last part is kind of a stretch.

  45. That doesn't mean oxygen necessarily by sznupi · · Score: 1

    It merely shows a reaction which gives off energy.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypothetical_types_of_biochemistry#Nitrogen_and_phosphorus_biochemistry from "In an ammonia atmosphere"
    Or "Chlorine is sometimes proposed as a biological alternative to oxygen, either in carbon-based biologies or hypothetical non-carbon-based ones" further down.

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  46. The 'starship' - more good science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another science plus for me was seeing Polyphemus and Pandora reflected in the rear-facing side of the 'shield' at the front of the starship. When you're braking into orbit, your propulsion system needs to face the direction of travel more or less...which is exactly what the ship's orientation was. I did not like Mission to Mars for a lot of reasons, one of them was the fact that the ship was pointed at Mars when they were about to perform orbit insertion. That's a brilliant idea if you want to crash, not a good idea if you want to achieve orbit.

    The spinning artificial gravity modules of the habitat section were also a nice touch, placed at the far forward end of the starship just behind the shield....a good place to put them if you have a bunch of nuclear reactors at the aft end powering your propulsion system.