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Does Santa Hate Linux?
beernutmark writes "Well, it looks like Santa or at least Norad/Google hates Linux. This year, for the first time since its inception, Norad is not making a simple .kml file available for download to track Santa. You must connect to their website with a Windows/Mac browser and use the browser plugin. No full-screen Google Earth to look at the beautiful areas around Santa's path. (Anyone have any open source source kml files for tracking Santa or any idea how we can go about making one for 2010?)"
Linux users have figured out that Santa doesn't exist.
Hey, I just felt something woosh over my head! Was it Santa!? Maybe he does exist!
This year, for the first time since its inception, Norad is not making a simple .kml file available for download to track Santa.
NORAD's been putting out .kml files since 1958?
Specifically the GPL. He's worried about it infecting the firmware of the production machinery that the elves coded in-house.
> This year, for the first time since its inception, Norad is not making a .kml file available for download to track Santa.
> simple
".kml" files in 1958 at NORAD's inception or in 1955 when its predecessor the Air Defense Command first started tracking Santa? Not likely.
Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
Santa doesn't want people tracking him while he's robbing banks to fund his operations.
Like this bank that got Saint Nicked.
Given that if you look at the internet in, say, 1980, and again today, there's been a slow but more or less continuous movement away from standard protocols and towards proprietary protocols.
This is inevitable, because ultimately the medium is far too important to be left uncontrolled by folks interested in, well, control.
It'll be a while before almost everything is like that. I estimate another several decades.
Under Ubuntu, use Firefox, install User Switcher Agent, select "Internet Explorer 7". It appears to work fine. Granted, it is annoying, but it is easy to work around.
The elves are annoyed with the Gnomes.
1. Open web browser of your choice.
2. Go to noradsanta.com
3. (if you have NoScript, turn it off or at least unblock everything but googleanalytics).
4. On the right hand side, there's a diagonal arrow. Click it.
5. Hit whatever button makes your browser go fullscreen.
There. Full-screen Santa-y goodness.
Admittedly not QUITE as good as Google Earth, but you can at least get a full-screen Google Maps experience which is pretty darned close.
Tested in Linux (Mint 8, Firefox 3.5) and Windows XP, Firefox 3.5.
PS: Direct link to the fullscreen map: http://www.noradsanta.org/map.html#fullscreen
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He also hates the baffled and disenchanted faces of little children who receive exactly what they ask for: Red Hats and Fedoras.
Scientology != Free and Open
We hope your rules and wisdom choke you / Now we are one in everlasting peace
And on Easter, worship the winter's reproduction and spring births.
Yeah, because providing a link to download a KML file is much harder than embedding fullblown Google Earth as a browser plugin.
2009 is not the year of Santa on the desktop. At least, not for Linux users :(
Oh sure, for them Linux is a good enough platform to serve up their stupid little santa stalking site, but not good enough to bother making it work for Linux users. Way to go, Norad/Google.
They just hate whingy bitches that complain about no body using linux.
If you mod me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine....
I'm tired of this fat jolly asshole violating our airspace every year. I mean, a domestic passenger jet goes off course for an hour and we get ready to scramble fighters, but Santa gets a free pass even though we apparently know exactly where he is at all times.
Even Hugo Chavez says he's going to shoot down those imaginary drones he thinks we're flying over Venezuela. I say if shooting down imaginary aircraft is good enough for Hugo, then it's damn well good enough for us, too.
Does Santa Hate Linux? .kml file available for download to track Santa. You must connect to their website with a Windows/Mac browser and use the browser plugin. No full-screen Google Earth to look at the beautiful areas around Santa's path. (Anyone have any open source source kml files for tracking Santa or any idea how we can go about making one for 2010?)"
beernutmark writes "Well, it looks like Santa or at least Norad/Google hates Linux. This year, for the first time since its inception, Norad is not making a simple
Gee, I wonder which line of this summary got this story posted. I wonder if those complaining about Apple rumor stories will catch this.
"I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)
The 2d homepage tracker http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html works for me in iceweasel and arora but clicking on the 3d google tracker gives the error. While it's not completely supported (unfortunately), it's not completely broken either.
I mean, really, they are using tax money to put on this insanely stupid bit of play-acting, aimed at propagandising children no less, endorsing christian fairy-tales and giving them the imprimatur of the state (and let's not forget that a lot of taxpayers are NOT xtians) and the only problem you can see is that it doesnt display on linux?!?! Get a little perspective, please.
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Friends don't let friends enable ecmascript.
Actually, Linux would be related closer to "pagan" or polytheistic religions. We believe in multiple gods (software authors), although there is a high deity (Linus) who created the universe (Linux) where the rest reside. Some of the other deities work not only in his universe, but in others as well (other *nix's, and even Windows).
The gods are kind and benevolent. Not only do they bestow their gifts upon us (software), but they show us the way (source) so we can ascend to their level.
Not only do they welcome ascension, but the know that no being, god or mortal, is without flaw. They listen when we say there is a problem (bug report) and accept our suggestions (patches) to make the universe better.
Praise be to the gods and goddesses.
And to you, on the cusp of the celebration of the Winter Solstice, I wish you and yours the best. May we help educate the nonbelievers (monotheistic computer followers) into seeing the light (the world which is *nix).
Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
To lay and collect taxes, duties, imposts and excises, to pay the debts and provide for the common defence and general welfare of the United States; but all duties, imposts and excises shall be uniform throughout the United States;
To borrow money on the credit of the United States;
To regulate commerce with foreign nations, and among the several states, and with the Indian tribes;
To establish a uniform rule of naturalization, and uniform laws on the subject of bankruptcies throughout the United States;
To coin money, regulate the value thereof, and of foreign coin, and fix the standard of weights and measures;
To provide for the punishment of counterfeiting the securities and current coin of the United States;
To establish post offices and post roads;
To promote the progress of science and useful arts, by securing for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to their respective writings and discoveries;
To constitute tribunals inferior to the Supreme Court;
To define and punish piracies and felonies committed on the high seas, and offenses against the law of nations;
To declare war, grant letters of marque and reprisal, and make rules concerning captures on land and water;
To raise and support armies, but no appropriation of money to that use shall be for a longer term than two years;
To provide and maintain a navy;
To make rules for the government and regulation of the land and naval forces;
To provide for calling forth the militia to execute the laws of the union, suppress insurrections and repel invasions;
To provide for organizing, arming, and disciplining, the militia, and for governing such part of them as may be employed in the service of the United States, reserving to the states respectively, the appointment of the officers, and the authority of training the militia according to the discipline prescribed by Congress;
To exercise exclusive legislation in all cases whatsoever, over such District (not exceeding ten miles square) as may, by cession of particular states, and the acceptance of Congress, become the seat of the government of the United States, and to exercise like authority over all places purchased by the consent of the legislature of the state in which the same shall be, for the erection of forts, magazines, arsenals, dockyards, and other needful buildings;—And
To make all laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into execution the foregoing powers, and all other powers vested by this Constitution in the government of the United States, or in any department or officer thereof.
Which reminds me of two famous quotes.
"God is dead" - Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead" - God
Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
Of course Santa hates Linux. I mean, think about it, he's Mr. Materialism. Santa is all about shopping malls. It's that smart rabbi, that Jesus guy, who talked about sharing with others as a path to happiness, not Santa. Santa's heart belongs to Microsoft.
You're a mean one, Mister Grinch...
couldn't we reuse the same .kml file from last year?
You mean like this?
http://www.google.com/intl/en/landing/noradsanta/index.html#utm_campaign=en&utm_medium=hpp&utm_source=en-hpp-na-us-gns-norad
Sig it.
Sounds like you and some "Christians" have something in common - lots of the most religious people aren't so fond of Santa either.
Hint: Just because he's called "Saint Nick" does not mean the Pope has recognized him.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
I'm writing a new song called "Saved by Xenu."
- Zav - Imagine a Beowulf cluster of insensitive clods...
I live in my parent's basement, and I'm 25. And you can kiss my hairy Muslim ass. Because Linux is obviously Jewish.
"You're not using/supporting Linux?"
"No"
"Then the only explanation is that you HATE Linux!"
Oy, gevalt. Vot a tregedy. Vot an awful ting to vorry about. My knishes are in a knot and my borscht is bleeding.
Linus has yet to answer me on how to install the Linux. If he doesn't have time, then he's no deity.
That in no way represents what religion is, maybe what it was... but not is.
It's just that he spent a hour recompiling his video drivers, another 3 searching the forums to figure out which build he was supposed to have for the core he was running, had to redownload a bunch of files because he found out he's running an Athlon processor instead of an Intel, then couldn't remember which .conf files to VI and finally just gave up on the whole deal because he needed to get some deliverin' done.
;-)
He'll find some 14-year-old Elf with lots of time on his tiny hands to help him figure it out later.
-B-
2bits.com, Inc: Drupal, WordPress, and LAMP performance tuning.
Brilliant, you made my Christmas Eve.
Which reminds me of two famous quotes.
"God is dead" - Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead" - God
When it takes a man to make up a quote from God, then God is definitely dead.
Professor Knuth is a Christian (see his 3:16), and I suspect he's smart enough to be on slashdot.
Linux created the universe? More like ripped it off.
The real brilliant minds behind Linux were putting together OSs when Linux wasn't even a few cells in his fathers nut sack. Can you please stop it with your revisionist history and who created what?
You're the one who needs an education.
Anyone have any open source source kml files for tracking Santa or any idea how we can go about making one for 2010
What if I told you that Santa is a massive conspiracy invented by big corporations to further their profit. All proofs of his existence are carefully planted by news media and advertisements in order to support the myth of his existence.
Yes
I do..
You forgot the last line:
"Nietzsche is God" - Death
When it takes a man to make up a quote from God, then God is definitely dead.
Not having been there, for me to believe either quote would be an act of faith.
although there is a high deity (Linus) who created the universe (Linux) where the rest reside
RMS just shit all over himself.
Some might say.. this hardly qualifies as news.
Apparently Santa can't be tracked in English - perhaps Norad's been taken over by non-English speaking saboteurs.
Selecting a language besides English gives the exact location of Santa.
When I selected Deutsch, here's what I got:
Willkommen beim NORAD-Programm zur Ortung des Weihnachtsmanns
Aktuelle Position Charleston, West Virginia, United States
Der Weihnachtsmann hält als nächstes in: Fredericksburg, Virginia, United States: 01:10
Face your daemons!
The original statement was regarding the Linux universe, and Linus created the core of it.
I won't argue that there were others who came before him. That's the wonders of polytheism. You can recognize the gods and goddesses for what they've done, and respect them accordingly. You obviously understand the older gods, and respect them accordingly.
Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
I think Stallman would be the deity who created the universe (GNU Project/GPL), while Linus is the one who joined the universe and quickly worked to fill the gaps for it run on it's own.
There does seem to be a lot of diversity among the followers of this kind of pagan religion. They seem to like having the freedom to pick and choose to get exactly what they want. Some may choose not to worship the deity who refers to himself as St. IGNUcius of the Church of Emacs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S76pHIYx3ik
Here I sit, all broken hearted.
Came to poop, but only farted.
All of the elements of Christmas have secular origins with the exception of the manager stuff. People celebrate birthdays, anniversaries and other special occasions with gift giving so what's the problem. I happen to be an Atheist so I celebrate the Winter Solstice with all the secular holiday elements attached. I understand what your saying as far as Norad's endorsement being a concern, however, at least it's funded by donations and non religious. Also, I read somewhere that one Christmas Norad's phone number was mistakenly given out as something related to Santa. Children called to talk to Santa and that's how the whole thing started. If they were following the Pope than I would have a problem, but there are more important things to be concerned with than this Santa thing.
who cares? santa claus is a communist plot designed to make people think that giving is good, and it will lead to the destruction of the united states!!1!!
TechFlash: The Google-Microsoft rivalry now extends to Santa Web sites
That's one I hadn't heard before, but I'll be sure to remember it. :)
Of course, it's all a complete mangling of the meaning of Nietzsche's quote, but hey, taking a single sound bite (or quote) out of context is fun. :) I'm surprised some particular mainstream news organizations don't piece together individual words to make something to talk about. There's a conspiracy newsletter that I ended up on, that does this all the time. They'll take a single factual event, and wrap a huge conspiracy around it. I got on the list when I wrote to them to question their credentials, which were obviously bogus.
Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
so...the OSS developers are the Ancients and the proprietary software developers are the Ori? That explains the burning sensation in my rear when I use Windows. I guess that makes Miguel de Icaza to be Oma Desala...so who are the goa'uld?</stargate sg1>
If we're going to whine about our tax payer dollars getting wasted by NORAD, we should just complain that they're pretending to track a fictional UFO so that precocious kids won't go on the internet and realize their parents are lying to them.
Serving up a dynamic KML file is easier than programming the Google Earth API. I won't claim that NORAD has gone out of its way to not support Linux. But they have gone out of their way, and they don't "support" Linux.
After all, I am strangely colored.
And so the profit saith, "Learn and love the multiverse as we know it, for there is more to learn and love, in all it's wonder and splendor."
I hear a storm coming. I think Thor may be aiming a lightning bolt at me for some reason. :)
Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
Quote at the bottom of slashdot as I read your post: "Let us condemn to hellfire all those who disagree with us." -- militant religionists everywhere
Awesome.
Ice Cream has no bones.
Crap, I gotta get to bed. Santa's in Newark, NJ. Hmmm... better close the damper this year, don't want that Jersey stink in the house. I'll think up something to tell the kids....
I'm not a prophet or a stone-age man,
I'm just a mortal with potential of a super man.
"We are God" - Man
ftfy
You have "Prime Mover" named Linus, who created for you, Linux, the one true religion. Anybody who believes in anything different is just uninformed and possibly evil. You have an explanation for why every flaw in your system is by design, and the way things should be, while every flaw in all other system is proof that yours is the only right one.
It isn't that Santa hates Linux, it's just that like the majority of the world, he doesn't really care...
Click link in summary, browser opens:
Response:
Track in Google Earth
Sorry, the Google Earth Plug-in is not supported on your browser or platform.
I use:
KMint, aka Linux Mint CE
My browser is Konqueror and thats it. I don't like and don't use fireturd.
No work in Konqi, your on the NAUGHTY LIST!
Listen up Google, YOU USE LINUX ALL OVER THE PLACE for your various operations its TIME TO 100% SUPPORT THE LINUX USERS out here. I am tired of hearing about your "supported compatible browser" BS on your sites be it gmail or anything else! I USE LINUX THAT YOUR FIRM IS BENEFITTING FROM FINANCIALLY FROM ITS EXISTENCE SO ITS TIME TO SUPPORT LINUX 100% in your products! And no I am NOT INTERESTED in your OS or browser. I have one its called Konqueror! CODE ON IT, CODE FOR IT! SCREW THE REST! I DO! Doesn't display on x,y,z browser... hmm... let me check.... nope works in my browser that I developed it on, and thats Konqueror! CLICK! I don't develop or fix for any thing other than Konqi!
1311393600 - Back to Black
The gods are kind and benevolent.
Methinks you should take a closer look at pagain mythology.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
Sure, there may not be a kml file available, but my kids have thoroughly enjoyed (to the point of annoying us parents out of our mind) watching Santa travel the globe in full screen mode.
The false gods (Microsoft VAR) are all among us. Fear them not, for they hold no real power.
So say the gods. So say we all.
Actually, ascension isn't a Stargate creation. It's common among many theologies, that in death you will join your god (or gods) in their plane of existence. For the sake of keeping this simple for everyone, in Christian mythology, the good will rise (ascend) to heaven, to spend eternity with God. The riff-raff would be sent away to other less desirable places. This would be the idea of being in a dark tunnel at death, and walking towards "the light". Some theologies believe in reincarnation, which is simply spending time with God (or gods) after death, and then they will be placed in a new body to live life again. Ahh, a good old infinite loop, rather than a defined path (born new, live life, die, be with "God").
Stargate simply removed the mysticism of dying and going "somewhere", to leaving the mortal bonds to a body, and going to a higher plane of existence. They didn't remove the precise mystery of how it's done, but eluded that the ancients did understand how to do it. They just failed to leave the textbook "How To Ascend 101". :) That would make it too easy for the sake of the show. Everyone would ascend when they wanted to, rather than taking years of introspect and meditation to do it "right". Obviously, if the entire culture could ascend, they did speak of it to each other, and shared that knowledge.
Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
If Linux supports an application and Windows doesn't, that's Windows's fault.
If Windows supports an application and Linux doesn't, that's the application's fault.
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Ah yes! The cowards that always have 2 cents to dispose of.
but santa ain't real, boy!
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That Norad site is screwed up anyway. Everyone knows that Santa only comes between midnight and 6 AM local time.. They've got him in Lincoln Ne at 11:24 PM CST.
The Physics of Santa Claus
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
2. There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to the Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
3. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, and assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of his sleigh, jump down the chimnye, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course we know to be false but for the purpose of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking aabout .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.
4. The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 punds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (refer to point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal load, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.
5. 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entereing the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy per SECOND, EACH! In short, hey will burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create a deafening sonic boom in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousanths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal* forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead by now.
C'mon guys. Tux is a penguin. Him and Santa are quite literally polar opposites!
Well, "pagan" is a blanket term for anything not judeo-christian, typically all those "other" polytheistic religions. But yes, kind and loving isn't exactly the best way to describe most of them. :) The same can be said of the old testament "God" too. Well, unless catastrophic floods, plagues, and vengeance is "kind".
For the sake of the *nix and open source context, it is true though.
Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
Yes, that's why it's actually been 9 years since .kml files were available
...they hate deving for 5%
They figure non-Linux users will be too stupid to figure out that the tracking is identical to last year's. If you really want to know what happened to Santa, well, the Russians know something.
Only his tendency toward a dazed stupor prevented him from screaming aloud.
make your own tracker :)
Because in Soviet Russia Santa tracks you!
wait a minute... oh my god...
Ugh. Look up Saint Nicholas of Myra. The Pope recognized Saint Nick about 1000 years ago.
And did he fly through the air powered by reindeer giving out the most commercially popular gifts?
Oh that's right, you took some ancient seed on which Saint Nick possibly borrowed a name from and utterly confused him with todays mysterious gift giver.
What once was is not what is. And the OP was not complaining about the Myrian St. Nick, or if he was he should make that just a bit clearer.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
It's fun. It's for kids. Let's not get uptight about NORAD tracking Santa - it has a long history with cultural value.
Not everything has to be sanitized to be the least offensive. Let's not get so compulsive about the first amendment we forget to enjoy life or allow others a little elbow room to enjoy theirs.
And.. Ten minutes after midnight. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Blessed Eid al-Adha, Enjoy Rohatsu, or Good Night - whichever is your preference.
Help stamp out iliturcy.
PAGAN = NON-CHRISTIAN.
Jews have nothing to do with the word. It means "Non-Christian."
Merry Christmas, and use a dictionary.
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Scientology != Free and Open
I just realized how close that looks to:
"Scientology! = Free and Open"
But... the future refused to change.
...and as long as Linux/ OpenOffice/ Apple continue to pretend that the 'other' OS doesn't exist, get used to it.
Happy Christmas!
I don't know why the AC was modded troll, I like Gore more than most but that was fucking hillarious.
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
Linux was just not important enough for him to worry about.
Dear Virginia......... http://www.newseum.org/yesvirginia/
You got it, assholes!!! Now shut up and take it like men.
Yes, they should do that because it would be better for you and just fuck the kids who this is really for.
You are just another selfish geek thinking the world should revolve around your wants.
There is no "-1 offended" or "-1 you don't agree with me" mod options for a reason.
In other words, you are complaining that NORAD has gone out of its way and not supported Linux, which is the same damned thing.
There is no "-1 offended" or "-1 you don't agree with me" mod options for a reason.
Christianity comes from Judaism.
Read More and more and more.
Pretty much if they use the Old and/or New Testament bibles, they fall into the category "judeo-christian".
If you're wishing me a Merry Christmas, you should already be familiar with this.
Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
Huh? You didn't make any claims in the comment, which means it isn't an opinion rather than an argument, and so impossible to rebut.
Marking it as troll is therefore simple acknowledgement that you're an ass.
Merry Christmas!
Somebody didn't get any party invites?
Quidnam Latine loqui modo coepi?
"Can i haz god" - cat
Who cares about KML files and viewing in Google Earth?
I tracked Santa with my son last night WITH LINUX with NO problem. Non story.
Gorkman
I was amazed at this massive politically correct FAIL! :
http://www.google.com/
Where's the Christmas tree? Where's Santa?
Throw Sol Invictus (Natalis Invictus) in there too for good measure if you like!
I bet they showed a Menorah on Hannukah, so what's up with not acknowledging Christmas as a *SPECIFIC* holiday too!
Massive Google SUCK.
Still, if you're going to use Wikipedia as a primary source... and suggest I go read it... perhaps rather than reading that blog I'll just share facts with you. And yes, I wish everyone a Merry Christmas.
Jesus was a Jew, but much of Christianity's teachings are in conflict with Judaism. "Judeo-Christian" is a mealy-mouth attempt to pretend they're still of the same ilk.
The OT teachings and the NT teachings are markedly different on many topics. This is why Jews are awaiting the arrival of the Messiah, and Christians are sure he came 2000 years ago. Also Jews are more "eye for an eye" and Christians are "turn the other cheek" (except in the Eastern District of Texas, it seems).
Jewish holidays have stayed where they were for thousands of years (not even using the Gregorian calendar). Christian holidays can't quite say that. As you like Wikipedia, feel free to look up "Yuletide". Next time someone pulls out "that ol' yule' log" reflect on the fact that the Romans sublimated local holidays to superimpose their Christian holidays on them.
Ehud
P.S. I meant no offense nor disrespect... but to re-emphasize, "judeo-christian" implies that specific subpart of the two religions which are similar. There is a very small element which fits that. To take the whole set of both religions and lump them together in that form is mere political correctness, but not accurate. Also, long live Wikipedia. I contribute to it, but it should never be a primary source of information.
http://www.santa.gl/
SymbolNOBODY:
You said what's quoted below from you, here -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1476008&cid=30428430
"It's tolerated (perhaps encouraged) in part because these annoying actors are otherwised engaged in improving Linux. Major Debian and BSD contributors, for example, use slashdot as a workspace for their human-machine interaction side experiments, of which APK is probably one. In addition many of these trolls post links which, if you follow them, will completely hose a Windows machine. This is part of the game. - by symbolset (646467) on Monday December 14, @01:15AM (#30428430) Journal
I took offense to the BOLDED part... & ALL you EVER seem to have is "ad hominem" based attacks on people, not the points they make. So, my reply in the URL below was simple (and logical):
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1476008&threshold=-1&commentsort=0&mode=thread&pid=30428430#30430244
Additionally, "symbolNOBODY"? Well - the day you can make something like this (& that got you PAID for it, & that has done as well for others online):
http://www.tcmagazine.com/forums/index.php?s=b861a743aa23c4568b7d73e07ef7ecec&showtopic=2662
That's also gone over 250.000 views worldwide in 1++ yrs.' time online, & across 15 forums where that guide for Windows Security has been made either an:
1.) "Sticky/Pinned" thread
2.) An "Essential Guide"
3.) Rates 5/5 stars (etc.)
AND, gets "feedback" like this from users that have applied it:
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http://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28430
PERTINENT QUOTE/EXCERPT:
"...recently, months ago when you finally got this guide done, had authorization to try this on simple work station for kids. My client, who paid me an ungodly amount of money to do this, has been PROBLEM FREE FOR MONTHS! I haven't even had a follow up call which is unusual. Now I don't recommend this for the average joe, but it if can work for a kids PC it can work for anything! Now, i substituted OpenDNS and activated the Adult Content filter with them for this kids computer. I know its not perfect, but will catch over 99.5% of said sites."
and
http://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/showthread.php?s=10f9ba9ad5ff990aaae1e7ec91f593a2&t=28430&page=3
"Its 2009 - still trouble free! I was told last week by a co worker who does active directory administration, and he said I was doing overkill. I told him yes, but I just eliminated the half life in windows that you usually get. He said good point. So from 2008 till 2009. No speed decreases, its been to a lan party, moved around in a move, and it still NEVER has had the OS reinstalled besides the fact I imaged the drive over in 2008. Great stuff! My client STILL Hasn't called me back in regards to that one machine to get it locked down for the kid. I am glad it worked and I am sure her wallet is appreciated too now that it works. Speaking of which, I need to call her to see if I can get some leads. APK - I will say it again, the guide is FANTASTIC! Its made my PC experience much easier. Sandboxing was great. Getting my host file updated, setting services to system service, rather than system local. (except AVG updater, needed system local)"
Thronka - forums member @ xtremepccentral.com
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THEN, when you have done so, on THAT account? THEN, you can talk!
Also?
When you have done all of this as I have over time in this Art & S
SymbolNOBODY:
You said what's quoted below from you, here -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1476008&cid=30428430
"It's tolerated (perhaps encouraged) in part because these annoying actors are otherwised engaged in improving Linux. Major Debian and BSD contributors, for example, use slashdot as a workspace for their human-machine interaction side experiments, of which APK is probably one. In addition many of these trolls post links which, if you follow them, will completely hose a Windows machine. This is part of the game. - by symbolset (646467) on Monday December 14, @01:15AM (#30428430) Journal
I took offense to the BOLDED part... & ALL you EVER seem to have is "ad hominem" based attacks on people, not the points they make. So, my reply in the URL below was simple (and logical):
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1476008&threshold=-1&commentsort=0&mode=thread&pid=30428430#30430244
Additionally, "symbolNOBODY"? Well - the day you can make something like this (& that got you PAID for it, & that has done as well for others online):
http://www.tcmagazine.com/forums/index.php?s=b861a743aa23c4568b7d73e07ef7ecec&showtopic=2662
That's also gone over 250.000 views worldwide in 1++ yrs.' time online, & across 15 forums where that guide for Windows Security has been made either an:
1.) "Sticky/Pinned" thread
2.) An "Essential Guide"
3.) Rates 5/5 stars (etc.)
AND, gets "feedback" like this from users that have applied it:
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http://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28430
PERTINENT QUOTE/EXCERPT:
"...recently, months ago when you finally got this guide done, had authorization to try this on simple work station for kids. My client, who paid me an ungodly amount of money to do this, has been PROBLEM FREE FOR MONTHS! I haven't even had a follow up call which is unusual. Now I don't recommend this for the average joe, but it if can work for a kids PC it can work for anything! Now, i substituted OpenDNS and activated the Adult Content filter with them for this kids computer. I know its not perfect, but will catch over 99.5% of said sites."
and
http://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/showthread.php?s=10f9ba9ad5ff990aaae1e7ec91f593a2&t=28430&page=3
"Its 2009 - still trouble free! I was told last week by a co worker who does active directory administration, and he said I was doing overkill. I told him yes, but I just eliminated the half life in windows that you usually get. He said good point. So from 2008 till 2009. No speed decreases, its been to a lan party, moved around in a move, and it still NEVER has had the OS reinstalled besides the fact I imaged the drive over in 2008. Great stuff! My client STILL Hasn't called me back in regards to that one machine to get it locked down for the kid. I am glad it worked and I am sure her wallet is appreciated too now that it works. Speaking of which, I need to call her to see if I can get some leads. APK - I will say it again, the guide is FANTASTIC! Its made my PC experience much easier. Sandboxing was great. Getting my host file updated, setting services to system service, rather than system local. (except AVG updater, needed system local)"
Thronka - forums member @ xtremepccentral.com
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THEN, when you have done so, on THAT account? THEN, you can talk!
Also?
When you have done all of this as I have over time in this Art & S
they probably just assumed that Linux users live in the real world, have dismissed fairy tails, and aren't interested in this santa crap.
Why not post AC when you know you're going to be slapped down with a troll or overrated no matter how pertinent or factual a post may be? You've seen the evidence of mod abuse. There is no further question of the desire for Linux fanbois to hide the truth through moderation.
I reject your flawed Gods.
Google is the embryonic deity that will become God in the Rapture of the Nerds. It seems, the naturally occuring universe without a creator abors a vacuum, thus is bringing God into existence to fill the void with sentient life.
Google requires no faith, for evidence of its existence is abundant.
Repent.
Santa's in Newark, NJ.
I hope he's careful, I have an anti-squirrel microwave laser on my roof...
Random Thoughts From A Diseased Mind (Not For Dummies)
So Linus is more Melek Taus than some sort of polydactyl Nephelhim poser-type? I'm comfortable with that. Thanks for the clarification.
Judaism, Christianity and Islam all share a common root and share the old testament. There's more than a passing similarity between these.
Regardless, pagan (or judeo-christian), is meant to imply everything other than the above mentioned 'one-god' religions, its not meant to imply that Judaism and Christianity are the same. Pagan is usually used when referring to polytheistic religions.
Tesla was a genius. Edison however was a overrated hack who liked to torture puppies.
Followed the link and got this message:
Track in Google Earth
In addition to tracking Santa on the NORAD Tracks Santa homepage, you can also track his flight in Google Earth. Return to this page on Christmas Eve.
Was this not true?
Oh noes, someone is going to mod you down - it will be on your permanent record!
Control is an illusion, order our comforting lie. From chaos, through chaos, into chaos we fly
Apparently they figured out that only Windows and Mac users still believe in Santa. The Linux users were just too damned smart.
I LOVE it :) as a pagan/buddhist/linux geek of 7 years standing I thank you for your humor!!
Oops..was I supposed to push that button?
Almost. But not quite.
After all, I am strangely colored.