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The People vs. George Lucas To Premiere At SXSW

skatepark builder writes "David Prowse, the 74-year-old actor who has enjoyed a long and varied career filled with roles such as Darth Vader (Star Wars Episodes IV, V, and VI), is starting 2010 off with two major accomplishments. His victory over colon cancer earlier this month means he'll live to see his top billing in a film premiering next month at the South by Southwest Film Festival. The People vs. George Lucas is a documentary attempting a balanced examination of the love/hate relationship Star Wars fans have developed with the filmmaker and his work over the past three decades. Director Alexandre Philippe distances his film from the one-sided fan rage films that lambaste Lucas, even though the title would suggest otherwise. According to the trailer, The People vs.George Lucas exposes the full spectrum of opinions on Lucas, including those like Prowse, who still refers to him as a 'master.' Philippe captures these opinions through filmed interviews, but perhaps more interestingly, he crowdsourced the commentary by soliciting fan submissions over the internet. The clips seen in the trailer appear to be funny, highly inspired, and are probably more concise than the recently released 70-minute YouTube evisceration of Episode I."

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  1. Re-re-re-release of Star Wars Episodes V! by sakdoctor · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Wookiee" has been changed to "hair challenged animal" and that the entire cast has been digitally replaced by Ewoks.

    1. Re:Re-re-re-release of Star Wars Episodes V! by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      "Wookiee" has been changed to "hair challenged animal" and that the entire cast has been digitally replaced by Ewoks.

      DAMN IT! Why can't they just leave stuff alone.

      "Ewok sex" is not nearly as much fun to say as "Wookiee Nooky"...

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    2. Re:Re-re-re-release of Star Wars Episodes V! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, however there's one thing more amusing.
      Ewok Koma... I better post anon, it's starwars thread

    3. Re:Re-re-re-release of Star Wars Episodes V! by jerep · · Score: 1

      Man, that new version must have sucked balls.

    4. Re:Re-re-re-release of Star Wars Episodes V! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But "Ewok cock block" is kinda fun to say.

    5. Re:Re-re-re-release of Star Wars Episodes V! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, their bowcasters have been digitally replaced with iPads.

  2. More concise... by dirtygremlin · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes, quite possibly. More hilarious? No. Where are my pizza rolls?

    1. Re:More concise... by chickenarise · · Score: 1

      Send me an email and I'll mail you a pizza roll. Leave a comment and I'll mail you a pizza roll.

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    2. Re:More concise... by Simon80 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I second this. It seems possible that the submitter hasn't actually watched the Episode 1 review he linked to. Anyone who thinks it couldn't possibly be worth 70 minutes of their time will realize they are mistaken after 5-10 minutes.

    3. Re:More concise... by ThisIsForReal · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yeah, definitely worth your time. Vastly more entertaining than actually watching one of the prequels. If you have not yet seen the 70-minute review, make plans to watch it. Bookmark and come back to it. Don't let the annoying voice make you stop after 2 minutes - once you get about 5 minutes in, you're gonna thank me.

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    4. Re:More concise... by skatepark+builder · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Simon,

      Actually, I watched that review a week ago and thoroughly enjoyed it. That guy echoes a lot of observations I had quietly held as my own, but also provides very tangible explanations of where George Lucas utterly failed to craft a proper story. It's so much more than a "What were you thinking, man! Jar-Jar?!?! You IDIOT!" rant. I think it's kind of funny that this commentary piece is nearly identical in size to the subject it's based on, and that's why I made the "concise" reference. But I agree it's fully worth watching for anyone who is interested in films as more than an excuse to eat popcorn in the dark. It's one reason I'm eager to see the People vs George Lucas.

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    5. Re:More concise... by Simon80 · · Score: 1

      Well, that's cool, I think we're in agreement. To be fair to your choice of words, I can't deny that that review could have been more concise, but that would mean removing all the stuff that made it entertaining and awesome.

    6. Re:More concise... by nanospook · · Score: 1

      Maybe we can get James Cameron to redo it in 3D!!!! He can make anything look sexy :)

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    7. Re:More concise... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Don't let the annoying voice make you stop after 2 minutes - once you get about 5 minutes in, you're gonna thank me.

      Took over 6, but I listened to your advice, and I now wish to thank you.

      This Star Wars review had a a lot more dead hooker jokes than I expected :)

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    8. Re:More concise... by da+cog · · Score: 1

      Wow, thank you so much! I hadn't even looked at the link until you endorsed it, and it was thoroughly entertaining!!! I was laughing hysterically throughout the entire thing. :-)

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  3. He still hasn't seen royalties from ROTJ by SOOPRcow · · Score: 4, Interesting
    1. Re:He still hasn't seen royalties from ROTJ by blackraven14250 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know, I might be able to see them making the argument very early on. It's the fact that 30 years later, with the movies still selling copies, they haven't exceeded their original numbers given 30 years ago when they said "no money for you, we didn't exceed the X dollars it cost to make the film". Any additional expenses later on, such as marketing costs, remastering costs, etc., should not be allowed to factor in when this guy's royalties are calculated, so that he's guaranteed to get something once the original number for cost is surpassed.

    2. Re:He still hasn't seen royalties from ROTJ by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      Any additional expenses later on, such as marketing costs, remastering costs, etc., should not be allowed to factor in when this guy's royalties are calculated, so that he's guaranteed to get something once the original number for cost is surpassed.

      It's all about the wording in the contract, and gross vs. net, and whatever accounting tricks can get pulled behind the scenes. You'd have to be part lawyer, part accountant to really understand what's going on and if it's legal or not. It might be completely illegal and high trickery, but the cost of litigating it vs. the returned value isn't worth it. Who knows?

      The real lesson learned is to be wary of what's really going on, and not just trust you'll eventually get a fair deal. It's pretty obvious to anyone looking at the original "And you'll get a percentage of the profits" idea for ROTJ and seeing someone screwed over this guy somewhere. Unfortunately business dealings aren't always about fairness or justice, but about what you can get away with.

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    3. Re:He still hasn't seen royalties from ROTJ by hitmark · · Score: 3, Informative
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    4. Re:He still hasn't seen royalties from ROTJ by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      Same thing happened to Peter Jackson with Lord of the Rings, although he received substantial money in addition to the percentage of net profits he thought he was going to be getting.

  4. Who cares? by isaac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The franchise is dead. Lucas killed it. Not worth the emotional investment to lament or analyze.

    Move on, people.

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    1. Re:Who cares? by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The franchise is dead. Lucas killed it. Not worth the emotional investment to lament or analyze.

      Move on, people.

      Not quite that simple.

      I want the Original Theatrical Release of Episodes IV, V, and VI in stores, along with a promise from Lucas and his estate that these films will always remain untouched and available alongside any 're-mastered' versions.

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    2. Re:Who cares? by hitmark · · Score: 2, Informative

      makes me wonder if i should put those vhs's i got into a safe, or maybe i should dump them to hardrive and make them available via torrent tracker?

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    3. Re:Who cares? by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 1

      From another thead on this topic:

      The prequels, and especially the replacement of the original trilogy with the "re-mastered" Lucas-edited crap are great examples of how destructive exclusive IP can be to creative works.

      "The ultimate single-minded, self-centered creature is a cancer cell."

      That is what George Lucas became to his own films. After a great piece of artwork has become culturally accepted, it should be cast in stone, and be preserved as it is.

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    4. Re:Who cares? by El+Lobo · · Score: 1

      Tell that to my 6 y.o.s son who is (as many of his school friends) obsessed with SW . It may be dead for you and the other bunch for which the new films didn't correspond the pink-colored idealized image of what the franchise must be in their brains. I liked the old films since I saw them back in the 70-80s. I immensely enjoyed the new ones as well. Ok, they may not be perfect (nor were the old ones), but I take them as what they are: escapist comic films for my enjoyment.... And now a whole new generation is learning to love those films as well...

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    5. Re:Who cares? by aztektum · · Score: 1

      Why? They released the unedited versions to DVD. Granted that weren't cleaned up or anamorphic, but certainly will be better quality than your VHS transfers.

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    6. Re:Who cares? by PCM2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why? They released the unedited versions to DVD. Granted that weren't cleaned up or anamorphic, but certainly will be better quality than your VHS transfers.

      Even before that, very high-quality DVD bootlegs were available that were mastered from laserdisc versions of the films. I still watch these when I want to revisit the trilogy, rather than pay Lucas for copies of the worthless "special editions" just to get "official" versions of the unmolested films that look little better than the bootlegs.

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    7. Re:Who cares? by AbRASiON · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes but they've been cheapened and reduced to just a product now thanks to his fiddling.
      They always were a product but the illusion was there initially.

      The Matrix sequels ruined the Matrix for me, I'm one of those people who gets invested in a universe and imagines things about it, Matrix is mostly dead to me and Star Wars hasn't been the same, between the editing of the originals and the prequels.

      GP was correct, forget it and move on and if you haven't seen Indy 4, don't (so I hear, I refuse to watch it!)

    8. Re:Who cares? by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      Sorry about the random Australian store link but this is exactly what you want

      https://www.jbhifionline.com.au/dvd/dvd-genres/sci-fi-fantasy/star-wars-trilogy-episodes-4-6-6-dvd-set/362116

      6 discs, two disc for each movie, first disc is the remastered, edited crap, the second is the original release. I watched the original release of IV a couple of weekends ago and it's still brilliant fun, even if you can clearly see that everything is plastic in the trench run.

      What really needs to be released on DVD is the remasted but non-edited versions. Where the look has been cleaned up but the content is untouched. Han shoots first in remasted form. There were those blue (PAL at least) VHS tapes that I used to have but accidentally sold, because, you know, who's going to keep VHS over the gold boxed DVD version, right? Damnit.

    9. Re:Who cares? by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 1

      >That is what George Lucas became to his own films.

      You're ignoring The Process.

      Lucas' re-editing of the original films was not a grand masturbation of his ego as has often been portrayed in the press. Rather, it was the process of coming to grips with new digital effects that Lucas believed would become dominant (witness Avatar).

      In short, the process is this: Start by applying digital effects to sample media that is well-understood (the first trilogy). Next, craft a fully-digital actor, however forgettable (Jar-Jar). With proof-of-concept, the following two films (Clones and Sith) are about as perfect as can be imagined for sci-fi animation. In particular, Clones was basically a Disney film, oriented towards kids. (Revenge of the Sith was a little more adult.)

      When you realize that Jar Jar is more like a prototype electric car than a failed work of art, the logic of casting such a character can be seen in plainly practical terms.

      When Avatar wins Best Picture this year, remember it was George Lucas who heralded the coming of the purely-digital actor.

    10. Re:Who cares? by sjames · · Score: 1

      I think you hit the nail on the head. Many people saw the first movie as a child and so formed a larger than life view of it which they relate back to when they watch it again as an adult. They somehow expected a new movie seen in their adulthood to have the same impact, and it simply can't. Had they somehow never seen the first one until adulthood, it wouldn't have had that huge impact either. Sort of like going AHHHHH into a fan is no longer all that entertaining (with the possible exception that it can be fun to watch a child discover it for the first time).

    11. Re:Who cares? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      The franchise is dead. Lucas killed it.

      The franchise is still churning out TV shows and selling merch.

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    12. Re:Who cares? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I want the Original Theatrical Release of Episodes IV, V, and VI in stores, along with a promise from Lucas and his estate that these films will always remain untouched and available alongside any 're-mastered' versions.

      Why does this remind me of "The Ballad of Chasey Lain"? What makes you think you have the right to these things? Buy the used laserdiscs like everyone else. Last time I looked there were like four sets at Streetlight in Santa Cruz... well, three after I left...

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    13. Re:Who cares? by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Star Wars has always been 'just a product'. Don't get me wrong, I adore the original 3 movies especially since I was a youth when I saw them in the theatres. Great Space Opera stories. That said, they ARE just a product and they are HIS products to fiddle with.

    14. Re:Who cares? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      And remember that Best Picture is clearly voted on by morons.

      Purely-digital actors or not it does not deserve it, nor is jar-jar a good character. He would be out of place in a disney channel made for tv movie.

  5. A fandom i'll never understand by grapeape · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've never really understood the hatred of George Lucas. I was a Star Wars fan like most kids growing up in the late 70's had the action figures, the underoos, bed sheets, posters...all that crap and when the second trilogy was released I was excited about it. I took my kids to see the newer ones and they loved them like I loved the originals. I never expected the second series to have the same appeal because Lucas was farily consistant and aimed the new trilogy at the same age group he created the original for. The problem I saw was that many fans expected him to create new stories that were aimed at the now 30 year olds who watched the originals as children. I was still able to watch them and enjoy them just not with same wide eyed wonder, but then I wasnt supposed to, they werent made for me, they were made for my kids. What I really dont get is the hatred over the inclusion of jarjar as if Lucas had never stooped to funny critters to appeal to kids in the first trilogy, but I can remember by father rolling his eyes at Ewoks.

    I will admit to being irritated by the policical correctness of Greedo shooting first, but welcomed most of the other enhancements of the special editions, the xwing segment in episode 4 was particularly satisfying. I was equally upset with the guns being edited out of ET but I figure it just a sign of the times and it will likley correct itself in the future.

    On a side note Lucas has done something excellent for grown up's recently...check out the book Blockbusting: A Decade-by-Decade Survey of Timeless Movies Including Untold Secrets of Their Financial and Cultural Success, its fantastic.

    1. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think Lucas really fucked up the new trilogy, but I could never hate the man or ever think less of him. I know he has done so much for film making, not just in investing in technologies/techniques/artists/pioneers... but also by inspiring many filmmakers, children, adults.. .etc

      I just think the guy has plenty to be proud of. If he hasnt earned your respect before Episode 1.... well you should really reassess your opinion of the man. I think he's done plenty to be placed in high regard.

      Yes, Jar Jar sucks dick. Poor Jake Loyd was a bad casting decision. Natalie Portman wasnt even good. and "NOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" was just silly...

      But come on.. The guy is George Fucking Lucas! :)

      BTW I think the biggest problem with the new trilogy is that George was surrounded by a lot of yes men who were the "happy to be there" kind of folks. I dont think any of them had the balls to say "george.. uh... that sucks" when making the new films.

      Film making really is by committee. It takes lots of input, some fighting and some gut checking... I suspect too many people were just happy to be apart of history making, rather than trying to make history.

    2. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      The hatred is pretty easy to understand, if you think about the movies when they came out. Ep IV was decent, had a great story and was entertaining for the times. Ep V was most definitely not aimed at children. Ep VI was where a lot of fans went "WTF?" when the ewoks came out, but watched it anyways because they wanted a completed story arc.

      The "enhanced" episodes are a degradation of the original movies in almost all ways. The new scenes almost all detract from the story or, worse yet, inject crap to bring them on par with the new trilogy.

      Then there's the new series. Ep I was so bad I turned it off. It reminded me of The Goonies or other movies where children are screaming throughout a plotless movie. Ep II was worse. Ep III, despite terrible acting (really, Lucas, you couldn't hire someone that could at least have a smidgin of talent to play the flawed character that was to become the most evil villain in your universe?) was almost the equivalent of Ep VI which was, as stated before, the worse of the first three.

      In all honesty, I expected Ep I to have been comprised of all three movies edited together to produce a less than 2 hour introduction to Ep II and III. (The part where he turns into Vader would have been in Ep II, leaving Ep III to showcase Vader's destruction of the Jedi and entire worlds that stood in his way, showing the beginning of Ep IV (such as the scene where Leia creates the video in R2D2).

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    3. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by Vellmont · · Score: 3, Insightful


      I was still able to watch them and enjoy them just not with same wide eyed wonder, but then I wasnt supposed to, they werent made for me, they were made for my kids.

      The difference is that the original movies weren't just designed to appeal to kids, and stood up on their own. Plenty of kids grow up liking a certain movie as a child, but later grow out of it and realize it's a crappy kids movie. Is their a real cult following for the Beethoven (the dog) movies for instance? It looks like they made 6 of the things, but I've never heard there's a serious collection of adults that love those movies on the scale of Star Wars. There's plenty of stuff I loved as a kid, but later realized just how terrible it really is. Buck Rogers comes to mind. So I don't agree with your idea that the original Star Wars movies were just kid movies.

      The hatred comes from just how bad the new movies ultimately were. Lucas just made a kids movie in space and forgot to hire decent actors, give them good direction, provide a decent storyline, etc. Jar Jar is merely the undeniable representation of this. I think a lot of the more extreme reactions come from some feeling of betrayal. Some people feel like Lucas was "one of them", and the new movies are a complete rejection of that perceived relationship.

      I'm really interested in the movie, as I'm fascinated by the whole love/hate relationship people have with Lucas. The only thing that really pissed me off was Han not shooting first. That's just utterly wrong as it changes the character of Solo (which is just a big no-no). You don't mess with character development after the fact. The FX changes I didn't really care about to much, though most of them looked like crap.

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    4. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by aztektum · · Score: 1

      I think it's part of that whole "Without the fans, he wouldn't have had the money to make the new trilogy." mentality.

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    5. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by hitmark · · Score: 1

      heck, if one check out the new clone wars computer animated series, its clear its gunning for the flash gordon style entertainment that lucas himself grew up with, complete with grand storyteller opening of each episode.

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    6. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      My personal hatred of Lucas includes but is not limited to: 1) Destroying all the suspense of the original trilogy by revealing in Episode III that Luke and Lea are siblings potentially ruining the quality of Episodes 4-6 if they aren't watched first and making the ending of 3 heavy handed and useless if they are.

      2) Name dropping Chewbacca for the sake of action figure sales, unless you're implying that Chewbacca simply forgot that he knows Yoda and it never came up in conversation.

      3) Giving R2D2 a jet pack and lightning gun. (What the fuck?)

      4) Making almost everyone in 1-3 speak English. So everyone could speak basic just fine under the Old Republic and simply forgot while they were being crushed under the xenophobic galactic Empire?

      5) I can't even explain the crazy conspiracy theories that have to be involved with the clone wars and the Death Star. If Palpatine can clandestinely have an army of hundreds of thousands of clones and star ships built with absolutely no one knowing about it why does he need to use Lord Dooku to be the puppet-master of the Trade Federation (who apparently weren't important enough to mention in the original trilogy) to design the Death Star and shit why wasn't that conveniently waiting to roll out as well? Why did it take 15 years from Palpatine gaining supreme authority to dissolving the senate? How does someone create three movies with more plot holes than quality acting performances?

      I stop here because the case in point isn't that he changed his audience, it that he made blatantly shitty movies with no respect to even his own previous work. I understand time passed between creating the two but I can't imagine that he forgot one of his greatest successes to the point that he couldn't spot massive continuity errors. I was personally a large fan of the expanded universe, and it's certainly well within Lucas' right not to honor the creation of others but for Christ sake they did a much much much better job respecting the canon that Lucas had laid down.

    7. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by V50 · · Score: 1

      I agree. I can't really comprehend the sheer hatred of Lucas by some members of the SW Fandom. I liked Original Trilogy. I liked the Prequel Trilogy. I didn't like the Prequel Trilogy as much as the Originals (although I do like RotS more than RotJ), but I still like both. As do most people I talk to who would count as "people who like Star Wars", if not "SW Fans". They just don't go on the Internet and post incoherent rage filled rants.

      I was 11 when I saw The Phantom Menace in theaters. I liked Jar-Jar then (although these days I'm sort of embarrassed to admit it), as did most of my mildly nerdy 11 year old friends. I know many people (kids and parents of kids, mostly) who still like Jar-Jar. It's not like Lucas thought "You know who I hate? MY FANS!" and decided to do everything possible to make them hate Ep. I-III. A lot of the stuff that people don't like about Ep. I in particular (pod races, and such) I remember really liking when I was a kid, getting my parents to buy me toy pod racers, and spending hours playing the N64 pod racing game with my friends. While 11 years later, I no longer like Jar-Jar and think he was a mistake, I can see where Lucas was coming from. I'm fairly confident he was trying to recreate his success with making C3PO and R2D2 as comic relief characters. Actually, to be honest, I'm not really sure if I'd dislike Jar-Jar so much if I hadn't have ended up learning how much other people hated him.

      Also, with the exception of the Greedo shooting thing, I really like the Special Editions. They came out a year after I saw VHS versions of the original movies, let us see the movies in theaters, made my brother and I buy a ton of Star Wars toys (which we still have), and hyped us up for Ep. I. They seemed to have served their purpose. I didn't even learn about the Greedo thing (and hence never cared) until like three years ago.

      Either way, I agree with you on pretty much every count. Plus, from a sheer monetary point of view, my brother, me, and my friends were made to like Star Wars because of the Special Editions and the prequel trilogy. We bought toys, video games, other mechandise. Many of us still buy Star Wars stuff. (KotoR, Force Unleashed, Lego Star Wars, Thrawn Trilogy). I'm hesitant to call myself a Star Wars fan, if only because my view of a fan of anything (SW, Star Trek, Comics, Transformers, Fallout) is someone who goes on message boards and complains about every single change and rants about how much they hate every aspect of what they are a fan of. Hence, I try not to ever call myself a fan of something. Just "someone who enjoys X".

      Oh, and I'm fully expecting some AC to call me worse than Hitler or something because I liked Jar-Jar when I was a kid. And bought Ewok toys when the Special Editions came out.

    8. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by Hardtrance · · Score: 2, Informative

      The first trilogy appealed to "Children of all ages." The prequels just appealed to children.

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    9. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      I agree. The Lucas hate is just a fanboy fringe thing that gets too much play on the internet.

      I didnt expect episodes 1-3 to be any good. You cant take a director who hasnt directed in 30 years and suddenly expect him to be in peak form. If you have realistic expectations in life then you'll find yourself less outraged. Creative people often peak, usually early in life.

      I also think its important to remember that Lucas is one of the few owners of a popular franchise that didnt turn it into crappy licensed videogames. A lot of my Star Wars nostalgia has to do with the excellent games put out by Lucasarts as much as the original movies.

    10. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by mqduck · · Score: 1

      The love/hate relationship obsessive fans have with their objects of devotion is indeed worthy of investigation. I looked through the archives at snpp.com, which record comments on/reviews of Simpsons episodes on the Simpsons newsgroup. The first episode they record any real reviews for, Radio Bart, is episode 13 in season 3. It got great reviews. With the very next episode, you start getting reviews saying that the Simpsons had lost its way, become crap, etc.. Obsessed Simpsons fans have been saying that over and over to this very day.

      Star Wars is a little bit different, though. The prequels just sucked. There's no psychological analysis necessary. They were just lame movies.

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    11. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course you don't understand it. You grew up and had kids. Many SW fans didn't.

      That aside, the original trilogy had an adult quality to it that the prequel trilogy does not have. Yes there were ewoks, but the general level of infantile humor and logic are much higher in the prequel films.

      This is because Lucas was making them unchecked by any other creative minds. The original films bear the unmistakable imprint of talented filmmakers like Gary Kurtz, Irvin Kershner, and Lawrence Kasdan.

      Lucas has gone on record saying that he feels Empire is the worst film because it's too dark. Can you imagine that? Empire is the worst? He actually said that. Wow.

      Read Dale Pollack's book Skywalking and you'll see that it was a tug of war between Lucas' kid-centric aims and Kershner/Kasdan/Brackett wanting to make a great film as opposed to a nursery rhyme.

      In the end, there were some checks and balances on Lucas in the original trilogy. There were no such checks and balances on the prequel trilogy and the result is a group of films that plays much younger (and arguably reveals him to be a hack of a director who wasn't surrounded by yes-men on the original films).

      Chirp on all you want about how the original trilogy was for kids. Reality paints a different picture.

    12. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      In all honesty, I expected Ep I to have been comprised of all three movies edited together to produce a less than 2 hour introduction to Ep II and III. (The part where he turns into Vader would have been in Ep II, leaving Ep III to showcase Vader's destruction of the Jedi and entire worlds that stood in his way, showing the beginning of Ep IV (such as the scene where Leia creates the video in R2D2).

      I agree that would have made more sense.

      The root problem I think was that Lucas simply didn't have the plot material to fill three prequel films. Rather than making one movie with a strong story that culminated in the birth of Darth Vader, he threw in all sorts of random battles with irrelevant characters that served no other purpose than to pad-out the films and introduce new action figures. One review I recall called it "video game filmmaking" - just random action sequences strung together one after another with hardly any plot logic.

      In the original trilogy, there wasn't a light saber battle until the end of ESB. In the prequels, there were so much light sabering I could barely bring myself to care when they came to the ultimate battle between Obi Wan and Anikan.

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    13. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 1

      >Ep IV was decent, had a great story and was entertaining for the times.

      Actually, Ep. 4 is known in Hollywood as one of the most sublime John Galt productions of all time, an example of a shepard willfully turning his back on his flock and producing a film *intentionally* of bad quality...After getting ass-raped on THX-1138, Lucas' goal in American Graffiti and Ep. 4 was nothing less than to show the American public just how low their standards are.

      It's a testament to Lucas' skill that in making a deliberately-bad film, he made a classic. Even he could not dumb himself down enough to fail.

      >Ep V was most definitely not aimed at children.

      Except for the constant presence of Yoda, preaching at a 16-year-old Luke. Easily as distracting as Jar Jar and just as worthy of fast-forwarding through.

      I could go on. I think you are an example of the type of fan that Lucas has little regard for.

    14. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 1

      >The prequels just appealed to children.

      Including Sith?

      I remember seeing Sith three times in the theater, and being struck by how much effort was put into being better than the Matrix. Not to mention the overt political dialogue.

    15. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 1

      >(and arguably reveals him to be a hack of a director who wasn't surrounded by yes-men on the original films).

      Actually, I got the sense in Sith that there were 2 groups who made the movie: Lucas, who wrote the script, and dedicated legions of special-effects artists who were intent on "besting" the Matrix for most-immersive graphics.

      I won't argue that Lucas is the most lyrical of directors. I would argue that he knew exactly what he was doing, and did it for a reason, often for practical reasons and in tenuous (but self-serving, and ultimately redeemed) relationship to art.

      I think you have a hard time proving that Sith was a "kid's film," and that Clones was anything but the most complex, baroque, and complicated "kids film" of all-time.

      Maybe that's "fail," but we can argue over Lucas' intentions more easily than his accomplishments.

    16. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      In the original trilogy, there wasn't a light saber battle until the end of ESB. In the prequels, there were so much light sabering I could barely bring myself to care when they came to the ultimate battle between Obi Wan and Anikan.

      And if you watch the one in EPIII, it goes on... and on... and on...

      Vader vs Luke in ROTJ, a highly emotionally charged Lightsabre fight lasts 3.5 minutes. You watch it and you think "what could I cut from this without damaging the film" and the answer is "not a lot".

      Too many films forget this. Action sequences aren't supposed to be an end unto themselves, they're about the characters going somewhere. That doesn't mean that you can't put the sugar icing of them being cool on top, but there has to be a point. Oh, and you have to give a damn about the characters involved in them.

      I'm convinced there's a way to do the prequels but to make good movies. Firstly, you'd need someone who would take Anakin's journey to Darth Vadar and make it plausible. That's the key story throughout and everything should follow from that. What happened in EP3 was just ridiculous.

    17. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      The problem I saw was that many fans expected him to create new stories that were aimed at the now 30 year olds who watched the originals as children. I was still able to watch them and enjoy them just not with same wide eyed wonder, but then I wasnt supposed to, they werent made for me, they were made for my kids.

      Whenever the conversation turns to Star Wars, there's always someone who brings up the theory of target audiences and nostalgia-tinted sunglasses. We are lead to believe that being kids greatly influenced our perception of the first 3 Star Wars movies and later it is nostalgia that continues to make us hold them in high esteem. I don't buy it.

      As an adult, I've watched all the Star Wars films a few times. Heck, I even went to the theater to watch the re-released original series. And whenever I do, I notice that there was something to the first 3 films that the latest 3 films miss. At this point, we come to nostalgia. Can I be sure that nostalgia doesn't affect my judgement by giving more credit to the works from my childhood? I'm pretty sure. Nostalgia is a big thing right now. You can go back and watch all manner of old TV shows that I grew up watching as a kid. And while some are still entertaining, few meet my memories. I can now see why my father would roll his eyes when I dropped down in front of the A-Team each week. I can recognize that the original Star Wars films aren't quite the amazing works that I saw them as a kid. But as an adult, I still find them to be fun with a lot of that initial charm in tact. And that charm is lacking in Lucas' recent works (including Indiana Jones).

    18. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>I've never really understood the hatred of George Lucas.

      I think it had something to do with taking a beloved franchise and sodomizing it.

    19. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      I could go on. I think you are an example of the type of fan that Lucas has little regard for.

      Anyone older than 8 is a fan Lucas has little regard forin the past 2 decades.

      BTW, THX-1138 was a college project.

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    20. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      What I really dont get is the hatred over the inclusion of jarjar as if Lucas had never stooped to funny critters to appeal to kids in the first trilogy

      1: Jar Jar had a lot of screen time to get farted on by a space cow and to step in space cow shit, but cool lighsaber force-sense action shots were cut from the movie. Remember how Darth Maul launches a couple of camera droids, and nothing happens about that? There was a scene of Qui Gon sabering one in half and then rushing to ship, but no, it had to be cut "for time". Time that was spent on multiple Jar-Jar + shit jokes.

      2: I have a "french kiss Jar-Jar binks" lollipop toy that I'm keeping as proof that they actually sold such horrible things.

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    21. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The Nostalgia isn't just for the time, it's for movies which aren't just remakes or sequels. It's one thing to rehash an idea; it's been said there's only seven (or something) stories in hollywood, and only three are being made into movies. I wish I could remember the quote, or for that matter, who said it. Hollywood isn't just baking on nostalgia, they're enforcing it.

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    22. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      I also think its important to remember that Lucas is one of the few owners of a popular franchise that didnt turn it into crappy licensed videogames. A lot of my Star Wars nostalgia has to do with the excellent games put out by Lucasarts as much as the original movies.

      Actually he did. The contemporary Parker Brothers Star Wars games for Atari era systems ranged from terrible to mediocre. (I remember a friend's disappointment when he got this light saber game that made Pong look complicated.)

      The Atari Star Wars arcade cabinet was one of the best though.

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    23. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by skatepark+builder · · Score: 1

      Grape,

      I haven't heard of "Blockbusting," but will take a look at it on your recommendation.

      A lot of people who are Star Wars fans who aren't offended by the prequels will give Lucas a pass by rationalizing that the new movies are geared for kids and the aged fans of the originals won't connect. If you watch that 70 minute review of Episode 1 on YouTube, that guy does a good job dismissing this perspective by highlighting all the focus on some trade embargo, ambassadors, and administrative gobbledy-gook that glazes the eyes of young viewers. It's hard to claim the movie was tailored for kids with all that stuff as the OPENING scenes.

      I don't doubt that Lucas intended to cater the movie to young kids. The problem I have with his attempt is that Lucas comes across as pandering. New Hope caters to children in a FAR more clever manner. In Episode 1, he casts a kid in a central role so that children can project themselves into the story. In Episode IV, he cleverly puts a young pre-adult on the screen who is treated like a child, which is how kids connect with Luke Skywalker. Luke wants to do all these adult things like go to the Academy and fight against the empire, but his uncle is holding him down with chores and harvest. He's got a cool car, but life on the farm is boring until the friend of the family shows up and gives him a weapon and treats him like an adult. Kids can easily project themselves into Luke's character. That angle works on adults, too, because they can empathize with what it was like when they struggled to be treated as an adult at the end of their teen aged years.

      Adults don't connect with the Anakin Skywalker character because he straight-up is a kid. To them (me), he's additional baggage for the adult characters in the story to have to contend with.

      It's not impossible to make a fantasy movie that appeals to kids and adults. Last year's "Up" is a great example of storytelling to both children and adults at the same time. Unfortunately, George Lucas has lost that ability he once excelled in.

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    24. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by VShael · · Score: 1

      You'll never understand it, despite having had the toys and posters and underoos and what not?

      I'll never understand it, because I was never that taken with Star Wars as a kid. Never had the toys, don't remember wanting them. Saw Star Wars once in the cinema. Meh. Had the choice between seeing Empire, and the The Incredible Hulk (the pilot episode was released theatrically in my country) and chose the Hulk. Never bothered seeing Jedi in the cinema.

      So I'll never understand Star Wars fandom, period. Neither the love, or the hate.

    25. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      I had always felt it was George Lucas' story to begin with, and
      that we were the kids sitting around the campfire letting him
      tell it.

      I've had some disappointments: there being a reason why the Force
      is strong in a person--a scientific one kinda ruined the magic,
      that clubs and rocks can beat a high tech destroyer of worlds,
      that R2D2 could fly, that the ultimate thing the dark side could
      do was, well, lightning (almost like finding out the Emperor's
      wrath could make the Statue of Liberty disappear). But in this
      case, see Rule number 1 above.

      I agree 100%, he is George Fucking Lucas (hey if he can't be
      knighted...) Quite suitable, along with, 'Hey have *YOU* made a
      gajillion dollars out of a story about a farmboy a long time ago
      in a galaxy far, far away ? Then you can whine about my movies'

      All told, I can enjoy IV and V, and probably sit thru the
      prequels just to soak it all in, even if the armies in the prequels
      scream 'merchandise'. I think the political correctness had sunk
      its teeth in by the time the prequels were being made.

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    26. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by bigdavex · · Score: 1

      The hatred comes from just how bad the new movies ultimately were. Lucas just made a kids movie in space and forgot to hire decent actors,

      I disagree here.

      give them good direction,

      I agree here.

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    27. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by KnownIssues · · Score: 1

      ...but I can remember by father rolling his eyes at Ewoks

      This is something I'd really like to hear more of. I frequently hear the argument that as a 30-something, I can't have the same experience watching the prequels as a child does and I believe it. I was watching interviews about Star Wars and they were all 30-somethings and all talking about how great the original was. I wondered what would happen if people who were 30-something when the original Star Wars trilogy came out were interviewed.

    28. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      The first trilogy appealed to "Children of all ages." The prequels just appealed to children.

      Yeah I am sure kids are *really* interested in space taxes and political maneuvering.

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    29. Re:A fandom i'll never understand by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      I still feel that at the heart of it all, there is a great story there. I think the new films have a great story to tell, but its just damaged by some bad choices. The story to me seems valid, topical even... and if only he had kept it in the tone of Empire, which of course he did not direct... but if only in that tone... we would have had a hell of a ride.

      We have to remember that Yoda really is no different than Jar Jar, other than the fact that he was acted/puppeteer-ed by the great Frank Oz AND that when developing Yoda, they made the sure, as silly or odd that he was... he had a deep soul, and was believable. He was written well, performed well...as if he was real. Jar Jar was just pathetic, and the jokes were written so poorly that I was left saying "He's not going to do a fart joke here... uh god, he just did" It was predictable, stupid, and lacked EVERYTHING that made Yoda believable, good writing, acting, and casting.

      Of course Jar Jar isnt the only problem with the films... and personally I thought Jar Jar was pretty cool from a 3D character animation perspective. I mean he had an interesting design... he just lacked a soul and good writing, and a purpose.

      I can look past the mistakes in the new films and see a good story that just wasnt executed properly. George had a great idea... he had the story...

      But perhaps he really does need someone like Kasdan to help him with it. Thats no slight on George. Its just a fact that these big films take lots of people to make them work...

  6. Raping our childhood wasn't enough by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1, Funny

    He had to rape Darth Vader too

  7. 70-minute evisceration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was awesome and accurate. Lucas blew it on the first 3 films.

  8. If you don't like it... by British · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ..don't watch it. I don't like how people think they can call changes to SW eps 1-3. As soon as you start making changes(remove Jar Jar, etc) it ceases to become Lucas' artwork, and moreso a "design by committee". Sure, this happens in meetings for filmmakers all the time, but I don't see how the fans have a say in someone else's art.

    1. Re:If you don't like it... by ClosedSource · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On the other hand, the changes made to episodes 4-6 ceased to be young Lucas' artwork too. I'm not confident that the 2010 version of Lucas could have made those movies.

    2. Re:If you don't like it... by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      We don't have a say in someone else's art if that other person doesn't want us to have one, but regardless we can be critical of it. If you happened to see it, feel free to critique it. A natural part of that may be suggesting how it could have been done better.

      Also, how are we supposed to know whether or not we'll like something until we actually see it? We might have past experiences that can lead us to form an impression, but until we actually see it for ourselves our assumption is based on second hand opinions and our own preconceived notions. Sometimes those are horribly wrong. For example, based on the original trilogy, people would have good reason to think that they would like Episode 1. Many of those people found out that they thought wrong.

    3. Re:If you don't like it... by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Insightful


      As soon as you start making changes(remove Jar Jar, etc) it ceases to become Lucas' artwork, and moreso a "design by committee".

      I think that's kind of the point.


      but I don't see how the fans have a say in someone else's art.

      Heh. There's an old cliche. "Good artists borrow, great artists steal". Obviously nobody has any legal rights to be able to take SW and change it around to their own pleasing. But you sound like you're going beyond that and claiming nobody should do this on some sort of moral or ethical grounds. If that's the case, all art is guilty of the crime you describe. I'd go so far as all creative works are guilty of it. If you think creation comes out of a vacuum, think again.

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    4. Re:If you don't like it... by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      I don't, but last time I checked there's nothing wrong with telling an artist that his "Jar Jar Binks" phase of work was absolute shit. I don't want him to change them like he did with 4-6, I want him to go back in time and do them right before I ever watch them the first time.

    5. Re:If you don't like it... by Vintermann · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let's forget George Lucas for a moment, and focus on another filmmaker who was in the news recently, James Cameron. Now tell me: Are you of the school of thought that James Cameron is the greatest filmmaker of all time, or do you think that perhaps the fact that he gets to play with new toys before everyone else has something to do with his success?
      How about Madonna. How about J.K. Rowling. Success may involve a lot of perspiration, but so does failures. Dumb luck is a far bigger part of it. Once you are established, you don't have to make the insane grab for people's attention again - they've invested in you, got to know you and your work, and they will want more - even if you strictly speaking don't deserve it.

      Commercial artistic success is rarely something people deserve. Certainly they don't deserve the insane compensation - if art worked as any other market, you could look at the huge number of would-be supplyers, and the ease of reproduction, and conclude art would be essentially free. The reason it isn't, is _not_ that George Lucas or J.K Rowling or Mick Jagger or bloody whoever is that much better than all the wannabees. Think about it: if you gave 10000 people James Cameron's resources and opportunities, set them to make movies, did a blind test, you think Avatar would stand out as clearly the best?

      Most successful artists think that they live by their art. They are wrong. They live by social inertia and network effects - lots of people wouldn't mind being obsessed about a film, few people would want to be obsessed about a film no one you care about has heard of. There can only be so many stars. What this means is this: Star Wars the movies, may be Lucas' work of art, but no one really cares about the movies. Star Wars the phenomenon is what people really pay for, and Lucas' role in creating that is small. It's almost non-existent. If Star Wars hadn't been created, we the people would have found something different to obsess about.

      This is why fans should "have a say in someone else's art". In fact, fans are way too subservient, and our culture is hopelessly locked into a view of "the artist" which appeared in the romantic period, and should have died a hundred years ago. Unfortunately, it became institutionalised (in large part through copyright legislation) and walks on as a ravenous zombie.

      That is all.

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    6. Re:If you don't like it... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I've said it many times, and it continues to be true, in the 70s and 80s, George Lucas just didn't have the technology to ruin Star Wars. The effects being bad by today's standards was part of what made the original trilogy so fun. It deliberately deviated from what most people know about science to make an interesting sort of campy story. Nobody in the 70s or 80s seriously expected to be able to go around all those weird planets without space suits or at least ventilators and parkas.

    7. Re:If you don't like it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is absolutely correct.

      Lucas is one of the least talented artists to work on the Star Wars license.

      I don't give two shits that he came up with the original idea. Many of the novels and comic books written using his universe as a backdrop are vastly superior to anything in his filmography.

      This is my bone to pick with Lucas apologists. I can deal with the prequels. The geek in me likes parts of them, but the reality is that they are shitty, low-quality films made by a hack who is more interested in technology than storytelling.

        The original trilogy films were stories first (thanks to Kurtz/Kasdan/Kershner and others). This isn't debatable. If you think it is, take a film class and lose some of your ignorance.

    8. Re:If you don't like it... by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 1

      >Star Wars the phenomenon is what people really pay for, and Lucas' role in creating that is small.

      Actually, you're wrong. Lucas is known in Hollywood as being among the first directors to demand payment for marketing, including toys. If you've ever seen a videogame released with a movie, Lucas invented that. He invented the idea of the Han Solo "toy" as important as the movie.

      So, while your post is well-written, I have a tough time discerning the point. If nothing else, Lucas' role in history has been to create, via marketing deals, Star Wars as "a phenomenon."

      I can only hope you're a troll.

    9. Re:If you don't like it... by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      In fact, fans are way too subservient, and our culture is hopelessly locked into a view of "the artist" which appeared in the romantic period, and should have died a hundred years ago. Unfortunately, it became institutionalised (in large part through copyright legislation) and walks on as a ravenous zombie.

      That's one of the reasons why I love PC games that can be modded. It allows fans (who often know better than the original creators how things should be done or balanced) to have a hand in the creation and evolution of the game, often resulting in a superior product. One of the reasons why film and TV are losing ground to games is because games are participatory, which is inherently more interesting, and moddable games are the ultimate in audience participation.

      See for example the piece of crap that is the NWN storyline versus the best fan-made mods. Or, eh, Counterstrike (which I think sucks, but a lot of people used to like better than HL1). Or Tower Defense, which was originally just a mod for Starcraft, and now is an entire genre of its own. Or Sheep Tag (originally a War3 mod). Or Team Fortress (originally a Quake1 mod). Or, /cough, Custom TF (originally a mod of Team Fortress).

      Now it seems that there's been a trend away from modability, mainly I think because of the prevalence of making games both for the PC and a console. CoD: Modern Warfare 2 doesn't even have private servers, so they can't even be hacked to be modded, as needs to be done with some games (like Diablo 2 or the Baldur's Gate series). I hope it's not a permanent trend.

    10. Re:If you don't like it... by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting point I didn't know about! ... but I'm really talking about artistic contribution anyway.

      I'm not really disputing that Madonna or James Cameron have self-promotion skills, obviously they have. But I do think that while these skills are a (small!) factor in they being the ones becoming stars as opposed to someone else, I don't think it makes that much of a difference in the end.

      Yes, it's hard to imagine a major film without all these sorts of tie-ins today, but if for some reason tie-in advertising had never been invented, we would still choose our obsessions and gather around major movies, only a little less predictably.

      Nope, no troll, although I'm aware my little personal crusade to lower the status of the "creative" arts may seem a little idiosyncratic.

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  9. Cancer of the what? by Pogue+Mahone · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Can't help noticing that the linked Express article says he has beaten prostate cancer, not colon cancer. For the anatomically challenged among you, it's the hole you pee through, not the one you sh1t through.

    Just thought I'd mention it.

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    1. Re:Cancer of the what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      But for both you only find out with a finger up your butt!

    2. Re:Cancer of the what? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Informative

      For the anatomically challenged among you, it's the hole you pee through, not the one you sh1t through.

      You pee thorough your urethra. Your prostate makes semen. The above reads like 'you digest food through your lungs' (because they both connect at the throat).

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  10. How about space opera that doesn't suck? by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Look, everyone agrees Lucas should have stopped after three films. The Star [Wars|Trek|Gate|Craft] franchises have been done to death. Now a rehash of "Dune" is in production. Please.

    At least we have James Cameron's "Avatar". Cameron is a master of production value. He spends a lot of money, but it pays off. Unfortunately, everything he does looks too much like a "Terminator" movie.

    A film based on David Weber's work might be an improvement. But Hollywood would go for "March Upcountry", not the Honor Harrington novels.

    Of course, the fundamental trouble with space opera is that it's no longer a plausible future. Space travel hasn't improved much in 40 years.

    1. Re:How about space opera that doesn't suck? by Dragoniz3r · · Score: 1

      I suggest you look into the Revelation Space series, by Alastair Reynolds. A rather fascinating set of reading, and could make excellent films, if done properly.

    2. Re:How about space opera that doesn't suck? by phreakincool · · Score: 1

      StarCraft done to death? Please, it has not been given its due dilignence. I eagerly await the upcoming release of StarCraft II, and any StarCraft related MMO, TV series, movie franchise.

    3. Re:How about space opera that doesn't suck? by hey! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think Lucas nailed space opera in "Star Wars" (now retro numbered as "Ep IV"): the sense of wonder, the exuberant, don't look too closely at the seams where I stitched the archetypes together pacing. In large part its because he didn't have the budget or time to make it smooth and show you all the details. You'd see something just long enough to be interested (the Benny Goodman clarinet players in the cantina) then cut away before you had a good look.

      But he couldn't keep it up.

      Genres come and go in movies like any other kind of fashion. Once Hollywood turned out western after western. Most of them were dreck, a few are among the best and most thoughtful movies ever made (*The Searchers*). Space opera went from a new, full-blown maturity in Star Wars Ep IV to decadance in record time, driven by technology and vast amounts of money funding people who *could* be creative, but not on somebody else's hundred million dollar budget.

      If there is any hope, it's in the kind of people who make fan films. Bad as they are, they aren't ashamed to take risks because everyone *knows* they're probably bad.

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    4. Re:How about space opera that doesn't suck? by Shoe+Puppet · · Score: 1

      (now retro numbered as "Ep IV"):

      That "now" was 1981.

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    5. Re:How about space opera that doesn't suck? by mr.dreadful · · Score: 1, Informative

      feh -- I was right there with you until you mentioned Avatar. Avatar is technically beautiful, but the storyline is regurgitated tripe. I won't even bother with the usual "the movies is just Pocahantas/Ferngully/etc" explanation, since it's easily found. Technically beautiful but weak story..? Hmmm... that sounds familiar....

    6. Re:How about space opera that doesn't suck? by euxneks · · Score: 1

      Look, everyone agrees Lucas should have stopped after three films. The Star [Wars|Trek|Gate|Craft] franchises have been done to death. Now a rehash of "Dune" is in production. Please.

      Just want to comment that I don't think the StarCraft franchise has been done to death yet. There's only been one single game afaik!

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  11. admire lucas for the original star wars by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    because even if he made 20 movies after star wars and every single one were the most puerile piece of uwe boll crap... he still made star wars, and therefore still deserves your admiration

    if einstein became a creationist after his exposition of relativity, does that detract from his earlier genius?

    if edmund hilary fell down a flight of stairs, does that detreact from the fact he climbed mount everest?

    i don't understand a way of evaluating people that somehow their accomplishments are diminished by later missteps

    as if we only get better with every year, as if no one ever makes mistakes

    "what have you done for me lately" is a pretty selfish crude shortsighted and hypocritical way to evaluate people

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    1. Re:admire lucas for the original star wars by MyFirstNameIsPaul · · Score: 1

      I wholeheartedly agree. And rest assured, some day, hopefully in the very distant future, /. will be reporting on the man's obituary, and all these same critics will be commenting on how much they enjoyed growing up in the universe that he created and how grateful they are that such a man ever lived.

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    2. Re:admire lucas for the original star wars by Noelnonymous+Coward · · Score: 0

      because even if he made 20 movies after star wars and every single one were the most puerile piece of uwe boll crap... he still made star wars, and therefore still deserves your admiration

      I'd except that argument, if the bastard didn't make it nearly impossible for the average American to find a copy of the Original, non-edited/revised/updated Star Wars. Everyone's a critic, and George Lucas doesn't even like Star Wars.

    3. Re:admire lucas for the original star wars by lennier · · Score: 1

      I read this as "in the very distant future, /. will be reporting on man's obituary"

      and thought that was a frightening posthuman scenario.

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    4. Re:admire lucas for the original star wars by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      how grateful they are that such a man ever lived.

      Not really.

      I liked science fiction long before 1977, and I think Lucas' influence ruined the genre for several decades.

      He could FOAD, but I know he won't.

      A lot of us who were SF fans before Lucas came in and crowded the good stuff out with his space western feel that way.

      Yes, there was terrible Science Fiction before and after Lucas. That doesn't excuse the damage he has done.

      So, George, take your burger wrappers and crummy plastic toys and bitmaps on McDonald's soda cups and shove them. Thanx.

    5. Re:admire lucas for the original star wars by Jartan · · Score: 1

      It's not that anyone hates Lucas for making crap. It's that we hate him for not allowing other people to make decent stuff out of Star Wars since then. Frankly the concept that someone can still retain copyright on heavily derivative works even after making so much profit already is just stupid. Nothing illustrates this fact better than Star Wars.

    6. Re:admire lucas for the original star wars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I somewhat agree with what you are saying. However, look at his record

      http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000184/

      He is an excellent producer. Has only directed a handful of movies (mediocre movies at that, blockbusters but mediocre). It shows someone who wants more control over his product but is suffocating the product because of this. He needs to learn to delegate better. Most of his work is on basically 1 project star wars. Now not to take away from him he has created what is arguably one the premier special effects houses around and a decent video game studio.

      Now take what is basically one of his good friends and piers Steven Spielberg. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000229/ A well rounded carer. Way more directing gigs. Tons of producing gigs. I would also say a much better director.

      George Lucas *IS* a good director/producer. He is also stuck in a creative rut. He got lucky with star wars. Then proceeded to beat that horse to death by taking away the very mystic the movie had by filling in every possible niche in the sw universe with something. Up until star wars he was directing very interesting and varied movies. He had a very promising directing carer. Star wars in many ways took over his life and never let go. I wonder what sort of movies he would have made if star wars had not taken over his life?

    7. Re:admire lucas for the original star wars by Xaemyl · · Score: 1

      ... he still made star wars, and therefore still deserves your admiration

      Fuck you, fuck George Lucas, and fuck Jar Jar Binks. The best one of the original trilogy (Empire) was the best one because it wasn't directed by George Lucas.

      I like the font and the uniforms used by Nazi Germany (and fuck them, too). That doesn't mean they deserve my admiration.

    8. Re:admire lucas for the original star wars by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 1

      >A lot of us who were SF fans before Lucas came in and crowded the good stuff out with his space western feel that way.

      Oh right, because Lucas really stopped from getting made Silent Running, Tron, Brainstorm, and the Star Trek Motion Picture (aka Spock's decision to become human).

    9. Re:admire lucas for the original star wars by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 1

      >I wonder what sort of movies he would have made if star wars had not taken over his life?

      Excellent point.

      Steven Spielberg is not known as a great artistic director. Adventures like "Saving Private Ryan" and "AI" are looking increasingly grim. But he *is* known for getting along with everybody to the point where movies get made.

      My main complaint with George Lucas is that he is 65 years old, and he doesn't have much time left. He basically spent his entire life on Star Wars, to middling acclaim.

      What else does George Lucas want to accomplish? I'm with him, if he can rally a call.

    10. Re:admire lucas for the original star wars by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

      if einstein became a creationist after his exposition of relativity, does that detract from his earlier genius?

      if edmund hilary fell down a flight of stairs, does that detreact from the fact he climbed mount everest?

      i don't understand a way of evaluating people that somehow their accomplishments are diminished by later missteps

      You're right! Hitler SHOULD be remembered as an ok painter. Doesn't matter if he did a thing or two later on that got some bad press.

      John Wilkes Booth: Remembered as the famous actor that he was, not for one teensy tiny misstep he might had near the end of his life.

      Good idea

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    11. Re:admire lucas for the original star wars by VShael · · Score: 1

      if einstein became a creationist after his exposition of relativity, does that detract from his earlier genius?

      Yes, because it would mean he probably DID steal the work of Olinto De Pretto, thanks to the timely warning of Michele Besso.

    12. Re:admire lucas for the original star wars by Zebedeu · · Score: 1

      if einstein became a creationist after his exposition of relativity, does that detract from his earlier genius?

      Yes, because creationism is incompatible with the scientific process. It would put all of his work in doubt.

      You're building a strawman -- a person who at two different times in his life thinks and behaves in oposite and incompatible ways. Yes, it does happen, but it is usually explainable by an accident, as in this poor lady: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rauni-Leena_Luukanen-Kilde

    13. Re:admire lucas for the original star wars by S77IM · · Score: 1

      You're right! Hitler SHOULD be remembered as an ok painter. Doesn't matter if he did a thing or two later on that got some bad press.

      And Godwin has done a lot more for the Internet than codify that one law!

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    14. Re:admire lucas for the original star wars by jensend · · Score: 1

      I know this is waaay past the end of this conversation, but I thought I should interject a tongue-in-cheek reference to Ezekiel 18:

      21 But if the wicked will turn from all his sins that he hath committed, and keep all my statutes, and do that which is lawful and right, he shall surely live, he shall not die.
      22 All his transgressions that he hath committed, they shall not be mentioned unto him: in his righteousness that he hath done he shall live.
      23 Have I any pleasure at all that the wicked should die? saith the Lord God: and not that he should return from his ways, and live?
      24 But when the righteous turneth away from his righteousness, and committeth iniquity, and doeth according to all the abominations that the wicked man doeth, shall he live? All his righteousness that he hath done shall not be mentioned: in his trespass that he hath trespassed, and in his sin that he hath sinned, in them shall he die.

      Maybe the fans really have in mind the message - central to Scripture and stated clearly here - that what really matters is not what we have done but what our character is and who we have become.
       
      And that George Lucas has become a childhood-raping conceited megalomaniac.

  12. Lucas's only mistake was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ever trying to give people what they want

  13. owning (review) of EP II coming shortly by bender183 · · Score: 1
  14. And people should also look at... by JoshuaZ · · Score: 3, Informative

    For people interested in the larger implications of Star Wars including the role of fans and other issues such as whether Star Wars has literary merit, and whether the philosophy is intellectually coherent or morally defensibl, I strongly recommend "Star Wars on Trial" edited by David Brin and Matthew Stover. The book is a series of essays by sci-fi authors, literature professors, and others discussing Star Wars in detail. The boo is tied together with an overarching narrative with Brin as the chief prosecutor and Stover as the chief defense attorney in a trial of Star Wars as a whole. Quite fun and and surprisingly stimulating.

    1. Re:And people should also look at... by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      surprisingly stimulating.

      That would be surprising. But we're pretty cynical. The stuff is already way over-analyzed. Too many nine dollar words have already been spent on the subject.

      whether the philosophy is intellectually coherent or morally defensibl

      No. It isn't.

    2. Re:And people should also look at... by lyinhart · · Score: 1

      Worth noting: Matthew Stover wrote the novelization of "Revenge of the Sith".

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  15. It's not about age group by syousef · · Score: 1

    It's about ruining the first trilogy with idiotic premises and horrible acting among other things.

    The first group of movies was enjoyable by children and adults alike. Granted Jedi pandered to children with the whole Ewok thing but by and large the stories had universal appeal.

    The second set of movies I've seen children fall asleep in. I took my then child cousins to the first movie because they'd never been to the cinemas and they said "Next time can we watch a good movie". One of them fell asleep in the second half. This is from children who'd never been to the cinema!!!

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  16. Maybe he should cover Indian Jones by Game_Ender · · Score: 1

    If only he had stayed away from Indy: http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/187269

  17. No, your kids did NOT love them. by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Episode 1 is now 11 years old, meaning your kids should be teens by now. Do they quote the movies? Has it seeped into every part of culture? Is it everywhere you can look?

    The toys you remember did NOT come out directly after the first movie, a lot of the merchandising you dismiss so easily came out DECADES later and was gobbled up. It is what makes Star Wars still the biggest earner out there.

    The entire proof that the prequels sucked can be found in the fact that TWO MMO's have skipped the era. Bioware wanted to do Star Wars, but were so desperate to stay away from the fall out that they invented an entire new era set so far apart (thousands of years) that they could completly distance themselves from it.

    If you study movies, Star Wars: A New Hope, must be included. It MIGHT be a simple story but its impact on society was enormous. If it had not been for Star Wars we would never have had Star Trek: The Motion Picture, but rather a new series. (Okay, so that is another thing we can blame lucas for).

    Kids now quote the Matrix, Lord of the Rings, etc. Episode 1 was just another blockbuster, made a lot of money but it has no lasting impact. It is the difference between Michael Jackson and McHammer... who?

    I enjoyed the blackhole as a kid too, but for the life of me I could not quote anything from it or even name the characters.

    My mom took me to see the first movies and she enjoyed them herself. Did you enjoy them? Really? The bit with the small droids on the fighter aircraft? Then there is no hope for you.

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    1. Re:No, your kids did NOT love them. by spud603 · · Score: 3, Funny

      McHammer... who?

      Indeed. Is McHammer some sort of Irish rapper who wears a super baggy kilt?

    2. Re:No, your kids did NOT love them. by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 1

      >Kids now quote the Matrix, Lord of the Rings, etc. Episode 1 was just another blockbuster, made a lot of money but it has no lasting impact.

      It's true, when I saw Episode 1 in the theater, I was immediately struck by how awful it was.

      And yet, years later, it seems an almost perfect mirror-image of Episode 4. The princess running for her life. The hero growing up and being abandoned. The award ceremony at the end.

      There's quite more depth to the pod-racer scene, when you drop the idea that it's silly action nonsense, and focus on the fact that a 10-year-old kid had to engineer and pilot his own craft, just to win his freedom. The adults (including a Jedi) could do no more than cheer him on. It's like a kids' soccer tournament to the death. Nothing could be blacker or more desperate.

      When you consider that Lucas actually cares about his franchise, that he thinks about this stuff way more than you do, whole new worlds open up in the imagination.

    3. Re:No, your kids did NOT love them. by mgblst · · Score: 1

      To be fair, there wasn't much competition to Star Wars at the time, and it was the first big Space opear. Now, there is loads of competition, lots of movies with great effects that get kids going, and loads of different franchises.

      You can't fairly compare Star Wars and Ep 1.

      That said, I think ep1 was a pile of garbage. Never have kids in sci-fi movies, nobody find that cute.

    4. Re:No, your kids did NOT love them. by BKX · · Score: 1
    5. Re:No, your kids did NOT love them. by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Episode 1 is now 11 years old, meaning your kids should be teens by now. Do they quote the movies? Has it seeped into every part of culture? Is it everywhere you can look?"

      Impossible. It's impossible for something to seep in that's already there. Star Wars fandom was already present when Episode 1 came out, so it couldn't 'seep into' the culture. And it's still going just as strong if not FAR stronger than it was before episode 1's release.

      "The entire proof that the prequels sucked can be found in the fact that TWO MMO's have skipped the era. Bioware wanted to do Star Wars, but were so desperate to stay away from the fall out that they invented an entire new era set so far apart (thousands of years) that they could completly distance themselves from it."

      Ahh, so what you're saying is that proof of a movie not being good is that the majority of games were not based on it? That's a bit silly and completely ignores the many good games set in the new trilogy time-period, among them Battle for Naboo, Pod-Racer, Battlefront (which covers both time-periods), Force Unleashed and many more. And you could really say the same thing about the original trilogy, two of the best games every made about Star Wars and the new MMO all skip the original trilogy time period, does that mean the original movies weren't good?

      "Kids now quote the Matrix, Lord of the Rings, etc. Episode 1 was just another blockbuster, made a lot of money but it has no lasting impact. It is the difference between Michael Jackson and McHammer... who?"

      Meh. I don't really see Matrix being quoted much at all these days, not even in the groups of other programmers I hang out with. Lord of the Rings was popular long before it was a movie. And McHammer is not a very good comparison considering how many "Hammer Time" jokes there are, it's probably more common in popular culture than Michael Jackson at this point.

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    6. Re:No, your kids did NOT love them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Indeed. Is McHammer some sort of Irish rapper who wears a super baggy kilt?

      I think you mean Scottish

    7. Re:No, your kids did NOT love them. by spud603 · · Score: 3, Funny

      right you are, ac.

    8. Re:No, your kids did NOT love them. by Mana+Mana · · Score: 1

      > and McHammer... who?

      Come on! That's above the pale. You can't touch this.

    9. Re:No, your kids did NOT love them. by hypermush · · Score: 1

      TWO MMOs!?! My God man, that's convincing!

    10. Re:No, your kids did NOT love them. by Evtim · · Score: 1

      "Never have kids in sci-fi movies, nobody find that cute."

      I don't know about that. I think Ender's game can make superb movie only one "little obstacle" is in the way - the director must be given big pile of cash and told to forget about pleasing the crowd and political correctness. Yhea, I know, the pigs are flying...
      And even better - make it a trilogy combining the plots of Ender's game and Ender's shadow. Bean and Ender - untill the end of the Bugger wars. Cute - I don't think so...the streets of Rotterdam, the death of Bonso, Achilles, Peter Wiggin....cute they are not!

      Nothing from the subsequent plots on Earth after the wars, because there the pol corr. is out of the window; how about simple stuff like "Islam is not real religion because you cannot quit it and survive" You can't put this on screen (sad but true).

      Anyway, it would never happen (sighs and goes back to work.....)

    11. Re:No, your kids did NOT love them. by thijsh · · Score: 1

      If you study movies, Star Wars: A New Hope, must be included. It MIGHT be a simple story but its impact on society was enormous. If it had not been for Star Wars we would never have had Star Trek: The Motion Picture, but rather a new series. (Okay, so that is another thing we can blame lucas for).

      If you study movies "The Hidden Fortress" must be included (see http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051808/ and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hidden_Fortress).
      This was the basis for the simple story of Star Wars: A New Hope... Although the movie is black and white and 2 decades older I found it very entertaining, and the parallels with Star Wars are obvious.

  18. Title got my hopes up by Anarchitektur · · Score: 1

    The title of the movie made me think, "At last, we'll get a Supreme Court ruling over whether or not Han shot first."

    1. Re:Title got my hopes up by guyminuslife · · Score: 2, Funny

      No. Unfortunately, the Court refused to hear the case for lack of standing.

      Interestingly, Mos Eisley does not have a criminal code, only a civil code. Han and Greedo's estate have settled the matter for an undisclosed sum, and have both launched a lawsuit against the Hutts for providing unsafe working conditions for both bounty hunters and their marks.

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  19. Eh no, you are wrong by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Because this would NOT be like Einstein becoming a creationist. This would be like seeing Einstein decades later doing an experiment on his own and making a complete and utter mess of it and then people slowly realizing that his original work was not his own work at all but that of the people around him.

    If you are willing to read into the development behind the original movie, then you notice that Lucas had far less to do with that movie and had more people around him who were willing to oppose him, who he was willing to listen to and frankly Lucas knowing he could NOT do everything.

    For instance it is recognized that a lot of the writing was in fact done by his then wife. That does not say that was Lucas did with A New Hope was not amazing, it was, but the amazing thing he really did was get a team together, lead them and then allowed them produce this movie that had such an imprint on society that it has become part of western culture.

    With the prequels, he took far more control and surrounded himself by a 2 yes men. You can see it in the documentaries, you can see nobody willing to say "this doesn't work" even when Lucas himself is clearly uncomfortable with the results.

    And so, we do NOT say "oh he sucks because of those prequel movies" but "he sucks because it turned out it was the team that made the original movies and now he is a big shot and can do it all himself, he blows chunks".

    In a way, the fans may be to blame. How many times have we called out to Lucas as this great filmmaker and given him an ego, rather then saying "wow, all those people that worked on it, made a fantasic movie of which Lucas was the producer?". The fans and George Lucas have come to believe that he could make a movie all alone. He can't.

    And part may also be tech limits. I get the feeling that if Lucas had had the budget and credit, he would have made A New Hope in the same way, with a leaping Obi-Wan and a flying Artoo and god knows what more.

    Ultimately, A New Hope might just have been an accident. A producer new enough to still listen, actors willing to risk talking back because they weren't to much in awe of either the man or the money. Tech which prevented to much slapstick in the mids of combat and a wife would could actually write. And that is a pretty sad conclusion, because there really hasn't been anything close to Star Wars. Well, the Lord of the Rings, but that was based on an existing book. Were is the next George Lucas who can have an entire audience love a simple fairytale for decades?

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    1. Re:Eh no, you are wrong by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 1

      >This would be like seeing Einstein decades later doing an experiment on his own and making a complete and utter mess of it

      Einstein hated quantum mechanics, which came of age in the 1930's. Einstein was totally wrong. And yet we would have no universe without him.

      >even when Lucas himself is clearly uncomfortable with the results.

      I'm comfortable with the results. The results include Sith, one of the greatest sci-fi movies of all-time. What are we arguing about?

    2. Re:Eh no, you are wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1, Insightful

  20. Hmmm... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny

    the full spectrum of opinions on Lucas, including those like Prowse, who still refers to him as a 'master.'

    So the retired Darth Vader refers to him as 'master'... can there be any further doubt that he's evil?

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  21. Re:high quality bootlegs by Cowclops · · Score: 1

    You're welcome.

  22. Patton Oswalt by lyinhart · · Score: 1

    The film looks good, but Patton Oswalt best sums up the feeling of almost every single jaded Star Wars fan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDCjIjsZp_Y

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  23. That article, I like the author of Gump's take by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

    Just looking at that wiki article you posted I saw the reaction that the author of Forrest Gump had. He wouldn't give the rights to the sequel since he "cannot in good conscience allow money to be wasted on a failure". (Guess the film company kind of shot themselves in the foot over that one.)

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  24. How are they going to redo Dune? by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

    I mean the first time they had guys running around in sand wearing wet suits. The SciFi redo had the Arabian Ninjas so I can't imagine what this remake will have. (I guess they come out dressed up like clowns.)

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  25. I wish he hired his wife to write the final fight by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

    Of Anakin Vs. Obi Wan. I mean when I was watching it the first time I figured he was going to have an allusion to Othello or something. (Ben tricking what's her face to bring him to Anakin. Anakin loses because he goes batshit crazy at what he thinks is the betrayal of his wife by his best friend which is just the last step in a long line of things that tried to manipulate him. Later Ben realizes the folly of blindly following the light side of the force since his actions were ok as far as the light was concerned yet gets one person killed and twists another into an agent of the dark.) Nope, we get that stupid thing "Oh I'm 2 feet higher so I win" nonsense. (And Darth feeling bad right afterwards.) A decent writer could have done that scene far better than Lucas.

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  26. That reminds me,what's the deal with being higher? by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

    I mean in RotS. In that last fight Ben says he wins because he's higher but it made no sense that it would make that much of a difference. (Especially given how much they're flipping around and everything.) I'd expect being higher makes a difference with distance weapons. (Since you'd be able to shoot farther.) Also if reality is anything like a FPS it's easier to hide if you're above your opponent for sniper shots. Finally I could seen that with a weapon with weight being above would have gravity help drive your weapon through your opponent. Unfortunately none of those were true and I'd think the fact Ben would have to reach down to get to Anakin's head yet Ben's legs were rather vulnerable would mean you're better of being low in that case.

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  27. Re:That reminds me,what's the deal with being high by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

    It's a metaphor for being more righteous. He has the higher ground, because he is following the Jedi teachings, whereas Anakin is an apostate.

    That being said, it's still totally retarded.

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  28. Prostate cancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's recovery from prostate cancer, not colon cancer. Read the article.

  29. i wonder.. by jarong · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i was indifferent about star wars growing up until i read dune. and then after thinking about it, realized that george lucas had ripped off a lot of his ideas from frank herbert. now i can't really enjoy the films at all. i wonder if there will be any commentary in the movie about that?

  30. Those the same feeling that say it's ok by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

    To you know leave people in slavery let alone having no problem with anybody creating a race of slaves, intentionally tricking civilians into a war zone, judging people in large part on accidents of birth and on top of this their opinion that feelings aren't worth the trouble? (Ok, so I thought Lucas made the light side seem coldly brutal at times but I don't think that was his intention since he's not that good of a writer.)

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  31. decent promo site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    great website for the film actually. the anti-flash bitches seem to have quite their whining for the time being!

  32. More SW Documentaries - media sourced histrionics by none295 · · Score: 0

    Hello, writing to let you know about another Star Wars documentary which focuses on the recorded perception (by anyone corporate or individual) of the Star Wars phenomenon at the time of the release of Revenge of the Sith, which will turn 5 this May.

    Project can be viewed at:
    http://www.noneinc.com/tBSWM/tBSWM_Video.html
    Full FAQ:
    http://www.noneinc.com/tBSWM/tBSWM_FAQ.html

    More historical in nature, this documediamentary focuses on the themes and memes of what the people who talked about the Star Wars phenomenon were otherwise talking about. So there are chapters which show that people liked to talk not just Star Wars topics (like waiting in line, Chewbacca or the opening scene of ANH) but also other societal issues. (sex, piracy, drugs & alcohol, politics)

    I recommend gradual digestion. The online presentation is divided into chapters which makes the 3.5hrs easier to comprehend. The full DVD has additional material, audio commentary, multiple subtitles, bonus features, which provide additional insight into what happened in those fateful 4 months when the hype and frenzy felt palpable.

    The destination of this project is to show that a presentation of this type (goal oriented clip show) could be produced on any topic by a online search engine query. Society has made large online video repositories, it's time we put them to work.

    Sorry if this was a confusing introduction, i'm rather lost the projects inner workings.

    Questions and comments welcomed.
    thanks
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  33. Err, those same teachings by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

    Like I wrote before those same righteous teachings that let them do all those wonderful things. (Slavery, judging people by birth right, yadda yadda yadda.)

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  34. Re:high quality bootlegs by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    You could have been responsible for mine, or maybe not. I have a friend who is a scrupulous anti-pirate. I actually brought him a copy of the latest Nine Inch Nails album (one of his favorite bands) before release, and he refused to listen to it until he could get the CD in his hands. That said, he got himself bootleg copies of the original Star Wars movies, just like I did. I said, "Isn't it great to see them the way they were meant to be seen?" He said, "Yeah, way better than watching the stupid special editions. Except for the part where the screen goes blue when they change the laserdisc sides. That's pretty lame." I said, "What? Mine don't do that." He said, "Yeah, but mine were made by guys who worked at Lucasfilm, so they're the best they can possibly be." I said, "Yeah. Well tell you what, if you want a copy of the ones I picked up in Malaysia..." He said, "Fuck that, man. You know how I feel about that piracy shit."

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  35. Varied Career? by Whatshisface · · Score: 1

    David Prowse, the 74-year-old actor who has enjoyed a long and varied career filled with roles such as Darth Vader (Star Wars Episodes IV, V, and VI)

    Does anyone else find it funny that the example given for his long and varied career is that he played Darth Vader in 3 different movies?

  36. The title does not suggest rage by CPE1704TKS · · Score: 1

    "Director Alexandre Philippe distances his film from the one-sided fan rage films that lambaste Lucas, even though the title would suggest otherwise."

    I suggest subbie take a course in reading comprehension.

    "The People vs George Lucas" suggests that Lucas is going on trial, and arguments for and against his prosecution will be presented.

  37. that hitler was a painter by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    or booth an actor doesn't matter, since neither endeavours are the most momentous things they ever did

    star wars is the most momentous thing lucas ever did

    hitler would be remembered as a painter, if he did nothing else of interest or moment after being a painter

    meanwhile, i thought it was funny to see an ad for "pirhanha 3D" before watching avatar. why? because cameron started his career with the "piranha ii" movie. if cameron got hit by a car or decided to become a painter in 1982, "piranha ii" would be the movie he would be remembered by. not terminator. not titanic. not avatar. but since terminator, titanic, and now avatar are far more impressive than piranha ii, we forget all about piranha ii. and in 50 years, cameron will be known primarily as the guy who directed "avatar", and even terminator and titanic will fade in relevance to that, UNLESS cameron directs a move even more impressive than avatar, then he'll be remembered for whatever that movie is

    get it? its the MOST IMPRESSIVE thing you do in life you are remembered for. that really is the truth

    which nullifies your comment completely about hitler and booth, and reinforces my comment about eintstein and hilary, and lucas, and cameron

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    1. Re:that hitler was a painter by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      You honestly think avatar: fern gully in 3d, was a better film than terminator?

  38. my aesthetic impressions don't matter by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    box returns are the only determinant of any real world value

    box returns are the only quantitative way we can evaluate how good or bad a movie was. every other determinant is subjective and therefore pointless and without merit. there's plenty of movies i think are far better than anything james cameron ever did, but made less than a million at the box office. and in my own personal hagiography, indeed, terminator is better than avatar, as you would agree. but the world doesn't give a shit about our fanboy lives. the only valid defensible measure is box returns. and based on that, avatar is better than terminator

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  39. Heresy, heresy! by Eclipse-now · · Score: 1

    Some of the best stories ever written involve "design by committee". Why, this one time were were playing this game involving lots of dice and dwarves and Elves, and I'm sure we all sat around and had this adventure and in the end it became a story...