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Quantum State Created In Largest Object Yet

SpuriousLogic writes "A team of researchers have created a 'quantum state' in an object billions of times larger than ever before. From the article: 'Such states, in which an object is effectively in two places at once, have until now only been accomplished with single particles, atoms and molecules. In this experiment, published in the journal Nature, scientists produced a quantum state in an object billions of times larger than previous tests. The team says the result could have significant implications in quantum computing.'"

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  1. so how big is it? by Punto · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't need to be told that it's "billions of times than ever before", or to compare it to the library of congress, I can understand measurements. so how big is the object? 1 nanometer? 1 kilometer? what? the article doesn't seem to say either.

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    1. Re:so how big is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      TFA says both "trillions of atoms" and "barely visible with the naked eye"

    2. Re:so how big is it? by Thanshin · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't need to be told that it's "billions of times than ever before", or to compare it to the library of congress, I can understand measurements. so how big is the object? 1 nanometer? 1 kilometer? what? the article doesn't seem to say either.

      It's the Library of Congress.

      It's now simultaneously at its usual place and two hundred miles under the sea.

      Librarians are wetting themselves at least as much as physicists.

    3. Re:so how big is it? by mrthoughtful · · Score: 1

      about a trillion atoms

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    4. Re:so how big is it? by Dan+East · · Score: 4, Informative

      "With this experiment, we've shown that the dividing line can be pushed up all the way to about a trillion atoms."

      "The "quantum resonator" can be seen with the naked eye."

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    5. Re:so how big is it? by SnarfQuest · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "barely visible with the naked eye"

      Sounds like they must have bought one of those "penis enlargement" pills.

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    6. Re:so how big is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Billions of times bigger than the previous biggest state, which was 6 atoms? So on the order of 6x10^9 atoms... which is 14 orders of magnitude less than avogadro's number. So that's 10^-14 moles of something... which in the case of silicon is going to weigh about 0.00000000000028 grams. So something pretty small.

    7. Re:so how big is it? by istartedi · · Score: 1

      "trillions of atoms" and "barely visible with the naked eye"

      Well, since Avogadro's number represents 12 grams of carbon-12, it isn't surprising that trillions of atoms would still be invisible.

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    8. Re:so how big is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, lets take a look at the biggest thing they say they've been able to create in a quantum state - a molecule. The smallest molecule is diatomic Hydrogen (Hsub2) at 1 picometer. 1 billion times a picometer is 1 millimeter. The largest molecule isn't clearly defined as you could argue that a diamond is a single molecule (largest was 621 grams). So, just for brevity's sake, lets assume the object they created is at least 1 millimeter.

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    9. Re:so how big is it? by shawnap · · Score: 1

      I don't need to be told that it's "billions of times than ever before", or to compare it to the library of congress, I can understand measurements. so how big is the object? 1 nanometer? 1 kilometer? what? the article doesn't seem to say either.

      If the object, or objects, were observable, which it or they are not, then they, or it, would be visible; barely.
      Does that clear things up?

    10. Re:so how big is it? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's the problem with vague claims in an article. We don't know if the weight is billions of times bigger or if the diameter is. Therefore we don't know if we have 6x10^9 atoms or 6x10^27 atoms. It doesn't even give an order of magnitude -> epic fail of scientific journalism.

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    11. Re:so how big is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess is that it's the size of a cat.

    12. Re:so how big is it? by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Great, just what I need. Ads for "CHEEP QUANTUM C1@L1$ and V1@GR@ !"

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    13. Re:so how big is it? by waxigloo · · Score: 5, Informative

      According to the researchers' website the nano-mechanical resonator is a few micrometers in diameter:
      http://www.physics.ucsb.edu/~clelandgroup/research.html

      The previous record was a buckyball.

    14. Re:so how big is it? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      It says right in the article that it's trillions of atoms.

    15. Re:so how big is it? by TenDollarMan · · Score: 1

      Oh yes.

      Champagne comedy.

      Well done, sir.

    16. Re:so how big is it? by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Did you miss the part about "cooled the whole apparatus down to a thousandth of a degree above absolute zero" (Note the correct link on the disambiguation page may be NSFW, depending on where you W.)

    17. Re:so how big is it? by Beorytis · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's 30 micrometers long, according to this article on the Nature website.

    18. Re:so how big is it? by MMatessa · · Score: 2, Informative

      This ars technica article says it's about 50 micrometers long.

    19. Re:so how big is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      barely-visible equals invisible now?

    20. Re:so how big is it? by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      two hundred miles under the sea ... librarians are wetting themselves

      Yeah, I guess...

    21. Re:so how big is it? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      My guess is that it's the size of a cat.

      Mine is 42840 bytes.

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    22. Re:so how big is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that an American trillion or an English trillion?

    23. Re:so how big is it? by AmigaMMC · · Score: 1

      I don't need to be told that it's "billions of times than ever before", or to compare it to the library of congress, I can understand measurements. so how big is the object?

      .

      One Big-O-Meter

    24. Re:so how big is it? by DarkPixel · · Score: 1
      This was originally published in the Nature Journal: http://www.nature.com/news/2010/100317/full/news.2010.130.html
      Obviously there is much more useful information in this one...

      Cleland and his team took a more direct measure of quantum weirdness at the large scale. They began with a a tiny mechanical paddle, or 'quantum drum', around 30 micrometres long that vibrates when set in motion at a particular range of frequencies. Next they connected the paddle to a superconducting electrical circuit that obeyed the laws of quantum mechanics. They then cooled the system down to temperatures below one-tenth of a kelvin.

      At this temperature, the paddle slipped into its quantum mechanical ground state. Using the quantum circuit, Cleland and his team verified that the paddle had no vibrational energy whatsoever. They then used the circuit to give the paddle a push and saw it wiggle at a very specific energy.

      Next, the researchers put the quantum circuit into a superposition of 'push' and 'don't push', and connected it to the paddle. Through a series of careful measurements, they were able to show that the paddle was both vibrating and not vibrating simultaneously.

    25. Re:so how big is it? by elashish14 · · Score: 1

      Trudat. But if we apply a little simple logic, we see that (for silicon at least), 10^27 atoms is about a cubic meter. They probably meant that the volume was increased by that factor which would make it closer to about a micron I'm guessing. Anything else wouldn't make much sense.

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    26. Re:so how big is it? by omuls+are+tasty · · Score: 1
      No, just the usual Slashdot fail of neglecting to RTFA.

      "As far as mechanical objects are concerned, the dividing line was at around 60 atoms," Professor Cleland said. "With this experiment, we've shown that the dividing line can be pushed up all the way to about a trillion atoms."

    27. Re:so how big is it? by moteyalpha · · Score: 1

      Some have said this is a small thing. That is 10 times greater than the size of the human genome in atoms.
      I had a thought, if the transporter held an anti-copy and as long as the anti-copy existed, the real person would exist at some distant point. When the anti-copy is destroyed it returns the person to the teleporter.
      It seems that from my understanding of the process that this would in fact produce an effective object at the remote point. I suppose it could be considered the inverted object of a lens system as an analogy in 2D instead of 3D.
      Conservation of momentum would seem to imply that for every Shrodinger cat there would be an equal and opposite tac regnidorhS.

    28. Re:so how big is it? by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      And if they are visible, they'd be visible in two places at once! That's the part you are missing.

    29. Re:so how big is it? by nine-times · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If it can be seen with the naked eye, then what does it look like when it's "in two places at once"? Or does the whole thing collapse if you look at it?

    30. Re:so how big is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UNDER THE SEA?!
      But that is where water lives. Paper hate water!
      Water is a big smelly poo-poo. *

      <serious>
      * Sadly that is a literal statement
      We've pooped up the sea.
      </serious>

    31. Re:so how big is it? by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      Yes and no...

    32. Re:so how big is it? by commisaro · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's now simultaneously at its usual place and two hundred miles under the sea.

      Sorry, don't you mean 2 933 football fields under the sea?

    33. Re:so how big is it? by nleaf · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't be able to look at it in this situation because they have to put it in a completely isolated the sample to get it cold enough. The article does sort of imply that it's in two places at once, but it's really just in two states at once. Since this is a piezo-electric material, it'd be two different sizes at the same time. If you could somehow look at it, it would always appear to be a single size. Which size it appears to be would be be random with some probability.

    34. Re:so how big is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Schrödinger: "about the size of a cat"

    35. Re:so how big is it? by kirill.s · · Score: 1

      It's the Library of Congress.

      Really? I thought it was a cat.

    36. Re:so how big is it? by treeves · · Score: 1

      European or African cat?
      I love mixing and morphing memes.

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    37. Re:so how big is it? by sonicmerlin · · Score: 1

      It's on arstechnica. 50 micrometers.

    38. Re:so how big is it? by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Yup, sounds like my girlfriend.

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    39. Re:so how big is it? by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      only for very small values of invisible.

    40. Re:so how big is it? by severoon · · Score: 1

      Well, in order to get a good look at it they had to make sure it wasn't moving (p=0)...as soon as they managed to stop it, figuring out the exact position of the edges for the purpose of measuring it became problematic.

      (Get it? Man I'm clever.)

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    41. Re:so how big is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rather concerningly, a nanometer is only a billionth of a meter... and I know we can make quantum states in objects with characteristic sizes ~nm... so that means meters or larger.

    42. Re:so how big is it? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Unless you're posting from before 1974, they're the same.

    43. Re:so how big is it? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Which size it appears to be would be be random with some probability.

      So, say you put a video sensor and a heat-isolated light source inside the chamber - what does it record?

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    44. Re:so how big is it? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Nothing interesting. The light would collapse the wave function.

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    45. Re:so how big is it? by iris-n · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You miss the point. It is not human observation or heat perturbation that collapses the system, it's information obtainment.

      The point is, if you can "see" the thing, it will not be in a superposition anymore.

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    46. Re:so how big is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It only collapses when the you and not-you recohere. Glad I could clear that up.

    47. Re:so how big is it? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      That article will remain in a superposition of states for me until I read it. So when I read TFA will I collapse the wave function of the article and everybody who has read it? But what if I read your profile? Shouldn't that be enough to collapse your wave function?

    48. Re:so how big is it? by mestar · · Score: 1

      So it's the photons that do it.

      No wonder, since they travel instantaneously wherever they go, also, from their perspective, there is no space, and if you want to calculate where they went, they went trough all possible paths. No wonder they hit this thing that is in two places at once.

    49. Re:so how big is it? by mestar · · Score: 1

      That would be a good thing to know.

      I think it is a Russian cat (Soviet) that looks like you.

    50. Re:so how big is it? by jesset77 · · Score: 1

      Mod nleaf up, it's not often you get simple explanations of quantum experiments into this kind of an article instead of just penis jokes. 8I

      If it can be seen with the naked eye, then what does it look like when it's "in two places at once"? Or does the whole thing collapse if you look at it?

      The latter: though an important misunderstanding while learning quantum physics is the idea that "looking at it" or "knowing the result" matters. The subject can't tell if you are "looking", but it's waveform is collapsed by interacting with the world outside of the subject at all. Put in the most practical terms, "information cannot leave the system" without collapsing the waveform. You can't "see" it without bouncing a photon off of it, and that act in turn would either collapse the waveform or (in some rare cases) include the photon within the eigenstate, which would still screw up the waveform beyond reasonable recognition.

      How such a phenomenon could help in computing relates to the fact that while you cannot observe the state (remove information) directly, you can direct the system to perform certain "calculations" by adding input into the state. Such a system can perform exotic calculations which are the equivalent of astronomical numbers of certain kinds of "classical" calculations, but can only output a relatively small (but normally difficult to arrive at) value once you collapse the waveform. Such a quantum nodule of computing power is normally referred to as a "qubit", and this experiment is very similar to working with one, very "duplo" sized qubit.

      In order to really flex the muscles of quantum computing and compete with, and quickly surpass the number crunching capabilities of classical computers, one must use many (perhaps several thousand) qubits all sharing the same tricky to isolate quantum ground state and interacting with one another in complicated ways. Because they are so small, and calculational error is inevitable for many many reasons, it is also helpful to mass produce such arrangements of qubit-groups as many times as you can to either corroborate results, or to perform a "classical" layer of parallel processing.

      Ref: Wikipedia article on Quantum Computing

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    51. Re:so how big is it? by iris-n · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Still no, sorry. You have a very romanticized view of quantum mechanics. You don't need photons to "see", that's why I used quotation marks.

      In the Stern-Gerlach experiment, a foundational one, there's only a magnetic field and a silver plate. In the double-slit experiment, only two slits (duh) and photographic paper.

      The photons do not go through all possible paths, and the thing is not in two places at once. The point is that there's no information about it's location (or the photon path). Even assuming that there exists such information would lead to contradictions.

      If you want a simple sentence: it's information that does it.

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    52. Re:so how big is it? by mestar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Path_integral_formulation#Feynman.27s_interpretation

      "In order to find the overall probability amplitude for a given process, then, one adds up, or integrates, the amplitude of postulate 3 over the space of all possible histories of the system in between the initial and final states, including histories that are absurd by classical standards."

      So, for a photon that goes trough one or the other slit, you integrate over both, and you end up with the interference pattern in your calculation. Also, the same photon goes to the end of the universe, splits into a pair of two cars (one car, one anti-car) that merge back to a photon, then it goes back to your detector behind slits. However, this contributes very little to the end result. However you add all those probabilities.

      But from photon's perspective, the universe is contracted to the length of zero in the direction it travels, so, it gets there in zero time, as if its starting point and end point are one and the same.

      Can somebody smart connect those two views?

    53. Re:so how big is it? by iris-n · · Score: 2, Informative

      You do integrate through both slits, but that does not mean that every photon has actually gone through them. It's a mathematical technique.

      What one proves experimentally is that if the which-path information exists (somewhere), there's no interference pattern. To infer from this that it went through both slits is, at best, non-sequitur, and at worse, philosophy.

      Also

      But from photon's perspective...

      there's no photon's perspective. It makes no sense to try to Lorentz-transform you into a referential that's moving at the speed of light. I understand that you're trying to take a limit somewhere, but you can't, it's not well-defined (mathematically), and leads one to nonsensical conclusions.

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    54. Re:so how big is it? by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up informative, I mean - it's in the freakin' article

    55. Re:so how big is it? by mestar · · Score: 1

      Very interesting answers.

      We have a mathematical technique that gives us very precise numbers that seem to be correct. It gives us probabilities where the photon will end up. To get those numbers we need to calculate if the photon went trough both paths at the same time.

      On the other hand we can never know which path the photon took, even in principle. To me it looks like those two statements combined together mean that the photon in fact went trough both paths.

      As for photons perspective, surely there must be a photons perspective. Why would photons be special? If time slows down for all things that move, it should slow down for photons as well. Same for length contraction.

    56. Re:so how big is it? by iris-n · · Score: 1

      The correctness of the mathematical technique is a nice evidence; not a proof. Everyday people make very precise measurements based on the idea that our space is Euclidean. Well it ain't.

      To make a statement as strong as "it went through both slits", you need more than very good evidence.

      Why there must be? That's philosophy. The Lorentz transformation shows that there isn't. That's it. But allow me to expand. To talk of a "perspective" is imprecise. What we have are referentials, and time slows down relative to another referential. So to be able to speak of time slowing down, you have to be in a valid referential.

      Put another way. One of the most basic consequences of special relativity is that there ain't referentials that are c apart. This is the "you can't travel at c" prohibition. It follows that if anything is at travelling at c, it can't be in a referential. And it can't slow down as well; for that you'd need a Lorentz transformation.

      But photons aren't that special. Any massless particle travels at c.

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    57. Re:so how big is it? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Using 'trillion' as 10^12, and assuming carbon (as you have done), their object was 1.66*10^-12 grams. In the form of graphite, carbon has a density of 2.267 g/cm^3, giving their object a volume of 7.32*10^-13 cm^3. If their object was spherical, it would have been 5.59*10^-5 cm, or 55 nanometers, in radius. So yeah, it wouldn't be visible.

      Also, your sig is a troll. "intensive", "begs the question", grarrgh.

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    58. Re:so how big is it? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Correction: I slipped a decimal point. 559 nanometers, which is around the wavelength of green light, and thus it *would* be possible to 'see' it using visible light, although not with the naked eye.

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    59. Re:so how big is it? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Laden or unladen?

      I calculated above that if it's exactly 1 trillion (10^12) carbon atoms in a graphite structure, the object was about 550 nanometers across. For bonus points I'll mention that this implies that it's green. :)

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    60. Re:so how big is it? by Whalou · · Score: 1

      200 miles = 352 000 yards = 3520 football fields = 3200 canadian football fields = between 3520 and 2708 european football (soccer) fields.

      Therefore, you must be an European living in a city whose team play on a 120-yard field.

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    61. Re:so how big is it? by BoothbyTCD · · Score: 1

      As ar as I can tell from the article the resonator is in a supersposition of energy states, not positional states. I don't blame you for being confused though, since the article is written in journalist-speak. The state will collapse upon measurement of the energy in the system.

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    62. Re:so how big is it? by naoursla · · Score: 1

      A single photon took a single path through multiple local parallel worlds. If no information is gathered on which path it took, those worlds collapse back into a single world because the resulting states are indistinguishable. If you observe which path was taken, then you become entangled in one of the worlds. The part of your brain that remembers that observation is now spread across multiple worlds and as that memory affects more of the world that divergence continues. However, if you forget that fact and the fact affects nothing else, then the worlds will collapse back together.

      If you observe multiple photons, you get a statistical effect where the combination of all possible paths of all possile photons are indistinguishable from each other. The end result is the same and the billions of multiple worlds collapsing into a single world observable as an interference pattern.

      Worlds diverge and merge on a quantum scale but as information travels between bubbles the bits that remain distinct can grow. People often think of multiple worlds as entire parallel universes in bubbles next to each other, but it is more like a foam of lots of tiny interacting bubbles. When two parallel bubbles are similar enough, they can collapse back together.

      This is why you will often get conflicting reports from witnesses about some event. Sometimes different events are actually observed, but the imperfect information processing ability of our brains allows the different events to collapse back together as long as the final outcome it the same. Similarly, if you can forget your past, you open the future to new possiblities. There is a reason Merlin lived time backwards.

      What if you could create a quantum bubble the size of the Earth? What if you could then force its collapse? I think this is what the TV show Fringe is about. Walter did an experiment a long time ago to create a massive quantum super-position. He diverged the two worlds in an artifical way and now the superpositions are colliding in a very destructive way.

      By the way, I made everything up here and I
      highly doubt it has any basis in scientific fact.

    63. Re:so how big is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About the size of a cat.

    64. Re:so how big is it? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      To infer from this that it went through both slits is, at best, non-sequitur, and at worse, philosophy.

      I want to argue against your comment, and agree with it, at the same time.

      You've Schroedinger's catified me!

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    65. Re:so how big is it? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      So, say you put a video sensor and a heat-isolated light source inside the chamber - what does it record?

      The description of it being in two different places is a bit awkward. The better description is that this object is either slightly vibrating like a bell, or it's not vibrating at all. So you could say the atoms on the surface are both in the motionless position and simultaneously moved like the surface of a ringing bell, but it's not like the object as a whole is moved to a different place.

      So you are trying to see a vibration on an object sitting in one spot. Furthermore this vibration is insanely small. I'm guessing the size of the movement of the surface is probably smaller than the size of a single atom.

      In order to "see" a vibration this small you would need to shine a powerful light on it - either a huge number of low energy photons or maybe just one high energy photon. The general result is that however you try to "look" at it is going to hit it a lot harder than the size of the vibration you are looking for. Any method strong enough to see this incredibly small effect winds up being big enough to completely obliterate the thing you were trying to see.

      It's like you have a grasshopper sitting on your table, and you've done this neat quantum trick so that it is both alive and dead. So you fire a cannonball at it to measure whether it's heart is beating. The way the cannonball bounces off will tell you that the heart *was* beating or that the heart *wasn't* beating, but either way you've splattered the grasshopper. It is no longer both alive and dead - it's heart is no longer both beating and not-beating at the same time. The cannonball will randomly detect one possibility or the other, and leave you with a boring splattered grasshopper.

      Things only remain in two quantum states at the same time so long as you don't "touch" them, and any attempt to "look" at it involves bouncing a cannon ball off it.

      One of the reasons scientists are so drawn to creating bigger quantum states like this is because of the intuitive expectation that "bigger" quantum stuff should show these weird quantum effects in some bigger more obvious way so that we can finally get a good look at this quantum weirdness and see what is going on, but as usual quantum mechanics confounds that intuitive hope. (Sorry for that huge run-on sentence :D)

      A good way to understand quantum mechanics is almost like it's some intelligent trickster opponent deliberately hiding from sight, with an evil sense of humor about it. You are free to see the results after quantum mechanics has done it's weird stuff, but it never lets you see anything weird while it is happening. Lets say you've thought up some neat experiment that should enable to get a forbidden peek at this hidden weird quantum stuff while it's happening. There's a pretty good rule of thumb you can use to figure out how your experiment will turn out... think of quantum mechanics as that evil opponent deliberately hiding from you and then then try to figure out how it's going to sabotage you so you can't actually get a look. That's how the physics will actually turn out. The evil opponent rigged the rules of physics to screw up your attempt to get a peek, and he rigged those rules long before you dreamt up your clever idea to try to peek.

      Quantum mechanics is much easier to understand once you just accept that the weird nonsensical stuff is real and works, and once you just accept that the laws of physics are an evil conspiracy to keep the weird stuff hidden. Quantum mechanics can do useful work and do apparently "impossible" things for you, once you abandon all hope of peeking behind the curtain.

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    66. Re:so how big is it? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Any method strong enough to see this incredibly small effect winds up being big enough to completely obliterate the thing you were trying to see.

      Ah, I didn't understand the energies involved. Thank you for your excellent reply.

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  2. Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by erroneus · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think the subject line says it all, but I want a transporter that puts me in two places at once, then destroys the first me leaving the copied me. That would be awesome.

    1. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by Canazza · · Score: 5, Funny

      What about one that doesn't destroy the original you?

      ooh ooh! I just came up with an awesome idea to make money!
      Tell people you have a quantum teleporter that will make a copy of them on another planet, but in reality, it doesn't do anything, but they can't prove it because they can't get to the other planet.

      we could make a religion out of it or something. Make loads of money. *ca ching!*

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      It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for being subtle.
    2. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the subject line says it all, but I want a transporter that puts me in two places at once, then destroys the first me leaving the copied me. That would be awesome.

      No, that would suck.
      Especially if the first version is the one with the girlfriend.

    3. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by Canazza · · Score: 5, Funny

      Who modded that funny? I was being serious!
      *Lrons*

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    4. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      It would probably work.

      And it wouldn't necessarily be bad.

      We could call it the Darwin natural selector.

    5. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Funny

      Please stop giving Tom Cruise ideas.

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    6. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by AtlantaSteve · · Score: 1

      ooh ooh! I just came up with an awesome idea

      Err... you just came up with the 1993 "Thomas Riker" storyline from Star Trek.

    7. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by NthDegree256 · · Score: 0, Troll

      ooh ooh! I just came up with an awesome idea to make money! Tell people you have a quantum teleporter that will make a copy of them on another planet, but in reality, it doesn't do anything, but they can't prove it because they can't get to the other planet.

      The preferred term is "going to heaven."

    8. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by MiniMike · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And then destroy the 'original' and 'send' their assets to the other planet (or your offshore account). Maybe that's Step 2? People who would actually believe Step 1 would probably believe it all the way...

    9. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by SnarfQuest · · Score: 3, Funny

      Meanwhile, a new methane planet has just been discovered, but it is covered with dead bodies.

      Meanwhile, at the Canazza Teleportation company headquarters, the president was heard saying "But I didn't think it actually did anything" as he was led out of his office in handcuffs.

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    10. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

      we could make a religion out of it or something. Make loads of money. *ca ching!*

      Never heard of Scientology, huh?

    11. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by PPH · · Score: 1

      we could make a religion out of it or something. Make loads of money. *ca ching!*

      L. Ron, is that you?

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    12. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by dubbreak · · Score: 1

      Wrong audience. You should take your proposal to a science fiction writer's convention.

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    13. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by dubbreak · · Score: 1

      Wrong audience. You should take your proposal to a science fiction writer's convention.

      That was a L. Ron Hubbard reference (in case that wasn't obvious). Should have gone with the Tom Cruise angle...

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    14. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that planet is called Second Life and it's already inhabited with earth clones.

    15. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by natehoy · · Score: 1

      "Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newslett..."

      Ah, screw that. I want in.

      How much for a cut in to the action? I'm good at woodworking, and can probably make the Quantum Duplication Cubicles for you. I also have a background in sales, and a 20+ year career in IT, so I can make the lights go blinkie and help with the marketing fluff.

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    16. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by Jeng · · Score: 1

      The destroying the original part might get you in trouble with the law, but you could probably get away with the "intergalactic money transfer". The fees of which would be um out of this world.

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    17. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder which makes more money, L. Ron, or the pharmaceutical companies. My money is with the pharmaceutical companies.

    18. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      they can't prove it because they can't get to the other planet.

      ... if you make sure to destroy their original, they won't even have the opportunity to complain. Just make sure they pay in advance! :P

    19. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wonder which makes more money, L. Ron, or the pharmaceutical companies. My money is with the pharmaceutical companies.

      That's a sure bet, because L. Ron is dead. Dead people don't make money.

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    20. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by Coder4Life · · Score: 1

      If the fake you on another planet is eating a delicious dessert, does that make the cake a lie?

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    21. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Tell that to the copyright lobbyists.

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    22. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Just because you're serious doesn't mean the comment wasn't hilarious any more than posting an honest opinion makes you a troll.

      The comment was visible. Are you a karma whore? Look on the bright side; now you get "the comedian" on your achievements page, and even if you ARE a karma whore nobody will know it!

    23. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      You have to destroy the original, otherwise he may sue you, once he figures out that you didn't actually copy him. So this is going to be a messy business model and you should hook up with an undertaker...

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    24. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should watch "To Be".

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    25. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by ocean_soul · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, that's impossible due to the non-cloning theorem. And, yes, that is a real theorem from theoretical physics. It states that it is impossible to transport a quantum state without destroying the original.

    26. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      You should sue them for making fun of your religion.

      Also sue slashdot for publishing your post and revealing the copyrighted secrets of your religion.

      Then sue yourself for being the source of the leak.

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    27. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wait, how would you know that it DIDN'T work?

    28. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the difference between a pharmaceutical employee and a climate change figurehead? The former actually have to work for their cash spigot.

    29. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Did he finally come out of the closet?

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    30. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by alexandre_ganso · · Score: 1

      Step 3:...
      Step 4: Profit!

    31. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And quantum physics tells us that the order does not matter. So when you shoot a man next time tell a judge that you are fired because there was already a bullet in him, and in general he is still alive in another universe.

    32. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by NthDegree256 · · Score: 1

      Ouch. Okay, I admit it, it seemed clever at the time but in hindsight it may have been a bit mean-spirited.

    33. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by earlymon · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think the subject line says it all, but I want a transporter that puts me in two places at once, then destroys the first me leaving the copied me.

      Spoiler alert, stop now if you haven't seen it:

      The name of the movie is The Prestige - it was on the Sci-Fi or some such channel recently. Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH6CoVlD5xc

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    34. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by Ozlanthos · · Score: 1

      But would you be a "real" you? Would you know the difference? And would it even really matter?

      -Oz

    35. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      1. Upload your personality into software

      2. Build robotic bodies for our personalities

      Both of these things seem closer than the star trek transporter (or stepping disks for that matter).

    36. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      One big problem was interference on the line. Some of our clients came out at the other end looking like nothing on Earth and very little on Venus or Mars. - Arthur C Clarke "Travel by Wire". ~1948 or so.

    37. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

      So wait, if we tell all the that, thanks to quantum (as in "quantum christianity"), you can be in WHILE you're alive, will they all shut up/stop blowing up/GET ALONG with the rest of us?

    38. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

      Wow, forgot to format my <s and >s - and I just want this out there because I want them all to shut up - damn you preview button and my not using it (and damn you lack of Edit link!)!

      So wait, if we tell all the <insert religious group of people who want to be somewhere they aren't (and may never be)> that, thanks to quantum <religion> (as in "quantum christianity"), you can be in WHILE you're alive, will they all shut up/stop blowing up/GET ALONG with the rest of us?

    39. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by fractoid · · Score: 1

      What about one that doesn't destroy the original you?

      There's a long plotline in Schlock Mercenary about this exact thing. Interstellar gates (basically stargates) used for commerce, but the species running them could use them to create clones of anything that went through (enabling them to interrogate any public official who travelled through a gate, etc.)

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    40. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by fractoid · · Score: 1

      I teleported home one night
      With Ron and Sid and Meg
      Ron stole Meggie's heart away
      And I got Sidney's leg.
      - Douglas Adams, HHGTTG

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    41. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

      It is if the other you is eating pie.

    42. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool. Can I order 42 copies of myself?

      Matthias

    43. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about... one that DOES destroy the original? Have them sign a waiver first; then, when they are destroyed, you can claim that it was all in the contract; they're actually transported to another planet!!!

      ps - the waiver should include all assets tranferred to you as part of the 'transportation and R&D development budget" fees :)

    44. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Awww, shucks...I really wanted a clone that I could send off to work for me so he could...spend his time on Slashdot while I stay home...spending even more time on Slashdot.

      But I'd be way more comfortable while reading Slashdot, honest!

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    45. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I can't find the book but:


      Now I lay me down to bed

      Darkness won't engulf my head

      I can see by infrared

      How I hate the night.

    46. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I got a bridge that does the same thing mostly. Do you want to buy it?

      I was designed by these 2 guys Albert E. and Nathan R.

    47. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by Anubis+IV · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How am I supposed to know if I haven't seen it if the name of the movie is in the spoiled text itself? What next, "Spoiler alert: stop now if you don't know that Darth Vader is Luke's father" or "Spoiler alert: stop now if you don't know about the stuff that happens after Aeris dies"?

    48. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by earlymon · · Score: 1

      Requirements management is hard.

      (Actually, the sarcasm was directed at me.)

      If you're not familiar with modern transporter as copy/destroy mechanisms, you'll enjoy The Prestige for the characters and the intrigue.

      If you're familiar with this theory, you'll spot it in about no time flat, and will enjoy the anticipation of if/how it ties to the character intrigue.

      It's really a story within a story with some interesting tangents - I really rather enjoyed it. Especially the part played by David Bowie.

      My wife's the touchy/feely artist type and we talked about the tech stuff that she wasn't catching when watching - and in this instance, just didn't care, her enjoyment focused on other things.

      In all honesty, I think I really only spoiled the movie for the slow and uninformed - not the typical /. crowd on this subject.

      I think you're safe.

      When ever the thread is on something that I am personally slow or uniformed on, and I see the words spoiler alert, I really appreciate it and stop reading right that instant - directing my peripheral vision to managing getting the post scrolled out of sight.

      Best I could think to do was to recommend the movie itself, while doing my best to give unto others as I've enjoyed when given unto me.

      Anyway - check out the flick. Not War and Peace, nor Avatar, nor Casablanca - but I liked it, hope you do, too.

      How am I supposed to know if I haven't seen it if the name of the movie is in the spoiled text itself?

      Maybe it is, and maybe it isn't. That's prestige for you.

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    49. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by earlymon · · Score: 2

      ps - sorry, hit submit instead of preview:

      I thought the spoiler was the youtube trailer.

      Even knowing the "trick" I've warned you of with teleporting - I've not spoiled the prestige, nor The Prestige.

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    50. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      I've actually seen it, so no harm, no foul, at least when it comes to me. And I meant for my comment to be a somewhat lighthearted poke at yours, but on a subsequent re-reading, it seems much more condemning of your comment than I had intended, so for that, I do apologize.

    51. Re:Screw Quantum computing, I want a TRANSPORTER! by earlymon · · Score: 1

      OK, great, no problem!

      To tell the truth - I really *sweated* that recommendation post, and still couldn't figure out whether to hit submit or not. I wanted to point those interested in the topic at the movie, and that is kinda spoiling - but since you've seen it - maybe not so much.

      But yeah - given that, I'm way OK with lighthearted poking and/or condemnation any day - I've found I'm not perfect - who knew?

      Cheers!

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  3. Of course when they went to look at the results... by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... they disappeared.

    Once we get into quantum computing, we're going to have to drop the whole binary "yes"-"no" thing for "yes", "no", "maybe", "uninitialized", "42"

  4. Re:Of course when they went to look at the results by Pojut · · Score: 1

    You left out "cowbell". That's when ten or more quibits align together in perfect harmony.

  5. First Post by AP31R0N · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In an alternate universe this is the first post of the thread. By refreshing the page in *this* universe it's more like the 3rd.

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    1. Re:First Post by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

      Actually, somewhere else your post is the article and the comments are the bible - praise him

    2. Re:First Post by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      Hehe.

      i wonder why this sort of joke that i've earn funny 5 gets offtopic this time around.

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    3. Re:First Post by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

      It's +5 Insightful somewhere...lol

  6. Re:Of course when they went to look at the results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Once we get into quantum computing, we're going to have to drop the whole binary "yes"-"no" thing for "yes", "no", "maybe", "uninitialized", "42"

    Possibly.

  7. An island of ignorance in the midst of black seas. by Securityemo · · Score: 1

    We are all educated stupid! O_O *dissolves in a mass of n-dimensional tentacles, and gets eaten by a passing Mi-go*

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  8. obligatory Futurama by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

    You fool! You've altered the outcome by observing it!!!

    1. Re:obligatory Futurama by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      No, sadly, I altered the outcome by letting her observe me.

      Sigh. No 2nd date, apparently.

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  9. like always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The team says the result could have significant implications in quantum computing.

    could, might, may, theoretically, possibly et al.

    this is all i ever hear from the quantum field. people speculating about quantum ducks and eggs and how if you tweak multiple variables at the same time there might actually be parallel dimensions. it makes me want to cry when i pick up "scientific" journals that print such conjecture and speculation and dare to call it 'science' just because they have applied various tests that use the scientific method to it.

    it sort of reminds me of this quote by E.A. Blair (Otherwise known far more popularly by something else), replacing 'fascism' with 'science'. Of course, most of it doesn't apply, but the idea of the word being used in so many ways outside of its immediately practical context does.

    It will be seen that, as used, the word ‘Fascism’ is almost entirely meaningless. In conversation, of course, it is used even more wildly than in print. I have heard it applied to farmers, shopkeepers, Social Credit, corporal punishment, fox-hunting, bull-fighting, the 1922 Committee, the 1941 Committee, Kipling, Gandhi, Chiang Kai-Shek, homosexuality, Priestley's broadcasts, Youth Hostels, astrology, women, dogs and I do not know what else. Except for the relatively small number of Fascist sympathizers, almost any English person would accept ‘bully’ as a synonym for ‘Fascist’. That is about as near to a definition as this much-abused word has come.

    1. Re:like always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      it makes me want to cry when i pick up "scientific" journals that print such conjecture and speculation and dare to call it 'science' just because they have applied various tests that use the scientific method to it.

      I think you've missed the point of science.

  10. Re:In Slashdotters Pants. by ipquickly · · Score: 0

    Yeah?

    good luck making the 'non-virgin' part

  11. Could have? by zmollusc · · Score: 2, Funny

    They think it 'could have' significant implications?
    Surely they mean it definitely has significant implications and also hasn't?

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    1. Re:Could have? by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      They think it 'could have' significant implications?
      Surely they mean it definitely has significant implications and also hasn't?

      Nah, that's just wishful thinking. Obviously whether it has significant implications is still in an uncollapsed state, but they're hoping it will collapse into the 'significant implications' state. Hmm, maybe Schrodinger wasn't trying to kill his cat after all...

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    2. Re:Could have? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Screw that, I want a beer!

  12. wow by shadowrat · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's almost large enough to be a CAT!

    1. Re:wow by tgd · · Score: 1

      My cats are schitzo enough without having any damn quantum superpositions.

    2. Re:wow by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 1

      They'd just use quantum superpositions to take up even more of the bed or to lay in two sunbeams at once anyway.

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    3. Re:wow by Ozlanthos · · Score: 1

      Or maybe an Orange!!!

      -Oz

    4. Re:wow by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Or to walk through walls?

  13. This is awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am convinced that science is getting us closer and closer to God. Pretty soon we're going to understand how the universe works and He's going to say "you figured it out! Come up to My kingdom!" and we'll get to go to Heaven. Blessed be!

    1. Re:This is awesome! by g0bshiTe · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I am convinced that science is getting us closer and closer to God. Pretty soon we're going to understand how the universe works and He's going to say "you figured it out! Come up to My kingdom!" and we'll get to go to Heaven. Blessed be!"

      More likely it'll be "OMFM! Wall hacks, BANNED!!!!!"
      OMFM = Oh My Fuckin Me

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    2. Re:This is awesome! by hypergreatthing · · Score: 1

      "I am convinced that science is getting us closer and closer to God. Pretty soon we're going to understand how the universe works and He's going to say "you figured it out! Come up to My kingdom!" and we'll get to go to Heaven. Blessed be!"

      More likely it'll be "OMFM! Wall hacks, BANNED!!!!!"

      That's why we need to develop a quantum aimbot first and root the universe...

    3. Re:This is awesome! by Securityemo · · Score: 1

      "Damn this free will. It's so hard to make things up to keep them occupied. Who knew they'd take their silly "mathematics" so far... but if I didn't dole out power through repeatable observable physical phenomena instead of burning bushes and inexplicable amounts of fish, I'd have to prove I exist, and thus make faith in Me, and free will itself, meaningless."

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    4. Re:This is awesome! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      There is another theory that this has already happened.

  14. Oh no, poor kitty! by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh noes! I iz in suprpuzishun!

    1. Re:Oh no, poor kitty! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oblig lolcat pic...

      http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/25/im-in-ur-bocks-pruvin-schrodinger-rong/

  15. Way to go! by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2, Funny

    "In this experiment, published in the journal Nature, scientists produced a quantum state in an object billions of times larger than previous tests."

    Hmmm, if I count correctly, a cat is still many orders of magnitude heavier. I can only hope that they will make further progress in the decades to come.

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  16. Let me know when it scales up... by bobdotorg · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... to the size of a cat.

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    1. Re:Let me know when it scales up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm not certain they'll be able to do that.

  17. A Bose-Einstein Condensate? by Snowtred · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From what the article looks like, all they've done is created a BEC (They don't mention that in the article, am I off?) of the largest object yet, which just means they cooled the material to milli-kelvin using some kind of trap, and the material becomes a new state of matter, a Bose Einstein Condensate.

    For some reason, I expected some kind of two-slit or uncertainty principle thing with a very large object. This doesn't really seem that impressive to me, but then my quantum is a bit dated.

    1. Re:A Bose-Einstein Condensate? by JamesP · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, they did something similar to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_harmonic_oscillator

      When you take an oscillator and put tiny amounts of energy into it it will behave in a QM way.

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    2. Re:A Bose-Einstein Condensate? by Covalent · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's right. The small object connected to the resonator is probably a BEC, but I don't think the whole device is. I think that's what makes this amazing...the attached device is not a BEC but displays the properties of one on a macro scale.

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    3. Re:A Bose-Einstein Condensate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For some reason, I expected some kind of two-slit or uncertainty principle thing with a very large object.

      You might be interested in this:
      http://scitation.aip.org/getabs/servlet/GetabsServlet?prog=normal&id=AJPIAS000071000004000319000001&idtype=cvips&gifs=yes&ref=no

      The double-slit experiment not done with light, but fullerenes (aka buckyballs).

      Now THAT is neat!

    4. Re:A Bose-Einstein Condensate? by cekander · · Score: 1

      I expected some kind of two-slit or uncertainty principle thing with a very large object.

      Hmmm... yeah. Me too.

    5. Re:A Bose-Einstein Condensate? by Randle_Revar · · Score: 1

      >This doesn't really seem that impressive to me

      Have you made a BEC trillions of atoms in size?

    6. Re:A Bose-Einstein Condensate? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      This doesn't really seem that impressive to me, but then my quantum is a bit dated.

      I asked a quantum out once, but I couldn't tell whether or not she actually wanted to go or not.

    7. Re:A Bose-Einstein Condensate? by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

      This isn't a BEC. When a boson gas is cooled, the chemical potential that results from an integral over states has to be raised towards zero. The Bose-Einstein condensate phase transition occurs when the chemical potential reaches zero, at which point the single-particle ground state energy and the thermal energy are the same. At that point the integral representation that is used to calculate chemical potential breaks down and when temperature is lowered further the average excitation level rapidly approaches zero (everything plunges into the ground state).

      The researchers in TFA created a piezoelectric harmonic oscillator just large enough to be visible. Then they spent several years creating a driver circuit that would only raise it to the first excited state. I believe the superposition results when they turn the driver circuit off when it had only evolved the waveform some fraction of the way between n=0 and n=1.

      The supposition is that there's no limit on the size at which QM applies, only that you have to get the system cold enough to avoid thermal excitation and prevent interaction with the rest of the world.

      The thing I've never been able to wrap my head around is how one can look at e.g. this resonator - whose "actual" waveform exists in an outer product space formed by the Hilbert space for every constituent particle - as just a harmonic oscillator and ignore all the other interactions. I've got a vague idea of what's supposed to be done, I just can't grok it...

  18. How do they confirm it's in a quantum state? by NthDegree256 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have a question that I assume has a reasonable answer, just one I've never actually gotten confirmation on.

    Once they've placed this object in a quantum state, how do they verify that it's "occupying two states at once?" Do they just measure it and repeat the process several times, and note that it's occasionally at 1 quanta, occasionally at 0, and from that infer that it was in a quantum state up until they measured it?

    Second question, while I'm here - am I right in saying that according to the many-worlds interpretation, the universe branches when this object enters a quantum state, and we end up in one of two universes, one where the object has 1 quanta of energy and one where it has 0?

    Trying to grok all this "quantum mechanics" stuff :)

    1. Re:How do they confirm it's in a quantum state? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny

      No. Yes.

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    2. Re:How do they confirm it's in a quantum state? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Actually in an object of this size you could plainly see it with the naked eye. Because the whole object would start to act like one particle. Which in practice means that you can see waves moving over it in a weird fashion, where particles annihilate and amplify each other.
      I once saw a video* of it, and it looks really cool. And veery creepy at the same time, when you realize what that means. (Imagine there being two cubes of steel matter in that state. You could not only shove them together to the exact same place. You could also make them annihilate each other and vanish completely. Not violently, but like sound or light waves. I meant that really feels like WTF?)

      * I am really sorry that I can’t find the video anymore. :/ It was in the news when they captured it. I read about it in the German magazine Spektrum der Wissenschaft, a few years back. If someone remembers or find it, please add a link to it!

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    3. Re:How do they confirm it's in a quantum state? by NthDegree256 · · Score: 1

      Really? That seems unlikely to me... You can't see an object unless it's emitting photons, which automatically means it's being interfered with and thus decohering, right?

    4. Re:How do they confirm it's in a quantum state? by roguegramma · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't know about this experiment, but in the double-slit experiment, you can confirm that the photons pass the slit unobserved(in wave form) when you get a peculiarly structured hit pattern on the wall with the photoreactive film that can only result from the adding and cancelling of two wave distributions.

      According to the Everett interpretation, http://www.hedweb.com/manworld.htm, the universe will split at the time of the observation, not at the time of being placed in wave state, at least that is what section "Q7 When do worlds split?" says.

      IMO, the worlds split according to wave functions only to an uninformed observer, which we are most of the time; but we still got enough information to mess up measurements enough so that we can't prove the everett interpretation(At least my impression was that it hasn't been proven yet).

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    5. Re:How do they confirm it's in a quantum state? by radtea · · Score: 5, Informative

      Once they've placed this object in a quantum state, how do they verify that it's "occupying two states at once?"

      Interference phenomena. The article is light on detail, but presumably they excite the system into a superposition of (mechanical) normal modes and then observe the motion, or the position of some part of it, at a later time and find that it is in a classically forbidden region.

      For example, suppose they excite it into two modes that interfere to produce a node at some point, so there is no motion there, but there would be if there it was in one mode or the other. Then monitoring the motion at that point would allow you to determine if the system was in a superposition of two quantum states rather than one or the other.

      With regard to the many-worlds interpretation: it doesn't answer the really important question. Neither does consistent histories or any of the decoherence-based approaches. The really important question is, "Why is there a classical world at all?" That is, these theories purport to show that we can get along just fine without the wavefunction ever undergoing "collapse", so in some sense all possible quantum outcomes of an experiment are permitted. But they never answer (or even ask), "Why is it only via interference phenomena that we are aware of these effects? Why aren't we aware of the other components of the wavefunction all the time? Why is there a classical world at all? Is it a feature of consciousness or the physics that permits beings like us to exist, that we are selected by a basically anthropic process to be able to experience only the narrowest subset of existence? If so, how?"

      Apart from that, the article is badly misleading: it seems to suggest that anyone anywhere thinks there is anything interesting about the physical size or number of particles involved the detectability of quantum phenomena. It has been known for decades that this is not the case: the number of available modes is what matters, and any sufficiently cold object can become arbitarily large without exhibiting classical behaviour. Furthermore, phenomena like the Mossbaure Effect told us something similar half a century or so ago. It's probably time for the popular press to stop talking about the quantum equivalent of the luminiferous aether and get with the 21st century.

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    6. Re:How do they confirm it's in a quantum state? by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      Well, it IS and ISN'T in a quantum state. Any more questions?

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    7. Re:How do they confirm it's in a quantum state? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, since there was no link to the original article, I only can guess. But since they said that the circuit can also read out, I guess they just read out the quantum that "was and wasn't" in the oscillator, and then they examined the resulting current (maybe using some circuit QED stuff).

      Which of course only shifts the question how you analyse a superposition in another system. Well, the trick is that there are certain operations which turn a specific superposition into a measurement basis state (and the corresponding definite state into a superposition). Then you just have to measure that you indeed have that measurement basis state. Alternatively you transfer it to a system where you can measure those states directly, e.g. for electron spin, a superposition of "up" and "down" just corresponds to a definitive state in another direction, e.g. "left" or "right". So if you prove that your electron is in a "left" state, you know for sure it is in a superposition of "up" and "down".

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    8. Re:How do they confirm it's in a quantum state? by autophile · · Score: 1

      No thanks is too much for asking that question.

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    9. Re:How do they confirm it's in a quantum state? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, you forgot to normalize the state:

      No/sqrt(2) + Yes/sqrt(2)

      There ya go.

    10. Re:How do they confirm it's in a quantum state? by AirDave · · Score: 1

      The answer is neither here nor there.

    11. Re:How do they confirm it's in a quantum state? by NthDegree256 · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I had to read it a couple times, but that clarifies things (well, that plus remembering a few other items from my QED readings.)

      Just to re-state it for my own edification, the gist of it is basically: There are ways to take a measurement on the object that, just going by classical physics, should return result A if the object has 1 quanta of energy, and result B if it has 0 quanta. However, instead the measurement returns result C, which shouldn't even be an option unless you describe the entire thing in quantum mechanics terms and A and B are interfering with one another.

      A somewhat inaccurate metaphor would be hitting a cue ball on a pool table into one of three pockets. You're *only* hitting it from either the right or the left, so it should only sink into the right or left pocket, but under the right conditions, we instead see that it ends up in the middle pocket as if the right and left options had both happened and canceled each other out into a third option.

      Regarding MWI, you've gone a bit out of my depth, but my understanding is that consciousness (as purely a process embedded within physics) has nothing to do with it any more than a collapsing building does.

    12. Re:How do they confirm it's in a quantum state? by ignavus · · Score: 1

      but presumably they excite the system into a superposition

      The last time I suggested exciting someone's system into a superposition, I got slapped.

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    13. Re:How do they confirm it's in a quantum state? by Ozlanthos · · Score: 1

      Actually I think it means that they've managed to insert our universe into two separate universes simultaneously. One in which the object is both 'here" and "there" at the same "time".....I'd never be late for work again!

      -Oz

    14. Re:How do they confirm it's in a quantum state? by mestar · · Score: 1

      If the world was built of billiard balls, how precisely could you measure a position of a ball? There is no light, just other balls. If you send one ball to hit another, perhaps you get some movement, but then you have another problem of measuring the position of the other ball, and so on.

      How do we get out of this loop in real life?

    15. Re:How do they confirm it's in a quantum state? by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      We don't get out of this loop in real life. It is only that on practice we have balls of difering sizes, and can throw plenty of small ones around without changing too much the scene.

  19. But there are bigger things in a quantum state.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..like a chessboard. When to people play, the pieces is possible to move in many positions, and before the move the player has considered a lot of different possible moves and outcomes.

    Check mate. :)

  20. Honestly, by Adaeniel · · Score: 1

    This doesn't seem to be that big of a deal.

    1. Re:Honestly, by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and F=ma? Big whoop! Don't even get me started on boring stuff like E=mc^2.

      All of this physics stuff is boring, it will never come of anything interesting.

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    2. Re:Honestly, by Adaeniel · · Score: 1

      Emphasis on big. Whoosh.

    3. Re:Honestly, by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Except it is big, so that doesn't make any sense...

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    4. Re:Honestly, by Adaeniel · · Score: 1

      Going by their scale bar in the paper, the resonator is roughly 30 microns by 15 microns. For scale, the diameter of a human hair is about 100 microns. So, while this discovery is a big deal, and the object is larger than other items put into a quantum state. It is still very small. Hence the statement that this isn't a big deal.

  21. Corps at it again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So now we can make bigger quantum computers first and then "innovate" them ever smaller and charge people for new equipment every couple of years?
    Thank goodness! This was one of my favourite revenue models. :)

  22. But if you look closer... by bobdotorg · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's barely visible to the naked eye, but if you look under light magnification you can read a caption:

    "I can has quantum state?"

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  23. G-man says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prepare for unforeseen consequences

  24. Re:In Slashdotters Pants. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about...

    '2 chicks at the same time'

  25. The answer, Schrodingers kitten by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now it can AND cannot has cheezburger at the same time!

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    1. Re:The answer, Schrodingers kitten by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      We the member of PETA are going to organize a nationwide protest demanding the unconditional and immediate release of Schrodinger's Cat.

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    2. Re:The answer, Schrodingers kitten by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Umm, wouldn't that be "cn and !cn hz cheezburger at saym timzorz?"

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    3. Re:The answer, Schrodingers kitten by An+dochasac · · Score: 1

      Dear PETA:

      We have carefully considered (not) your proposal and have decided to unconditionally release (or not) Schroedinger's cat. Therefore you may (or may not) find this free-range cat at a position which we will disclose (or not) at a later occasion, only under the condition that we cannot disclose the momentum of said cat.

      Love,
      E. Schroedinger

    4. Re:The answer, Schrodingers kitten by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't know kittehs that well. It will be they can has this cheezburger and that cheezburger at the same time.

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  26. Re:Of course when they went to look at the results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You misspelled CowboyNeal.

  27. WHAT "object"? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    Why the beating around the bush?

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  28. Why piezoelectric material? by S77IM · · Score: 1

    I thought they were supposed to do this to a cat?

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  29. Call me when you get a cat. by Tom+Boz · · Score: 1

    Until then, keep working, dammit!

  30. Quntum Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Similar approaches could lead to the quantum ground state of a virus"

    Quantum viruses? Sounds good to me, what could possibly go wrong?

  31. Noien by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just one step closer to the macro-quantum existence in Noien.

  32. Re:Of course when they went to look at the results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While it requires some tricks, we can ultimately get yes / no, like so: 99.99999999% yes, 0.00000001% no. If that does not suffice, you'll be able to amplify the result to the point where it could be more likely the universe suddenly collapse than that you read a no instead of a yes.

    "Uninitialized" may happen, but it could probably not be detectable as a condition, you'll simply be running calculations with the wrong input / transformations... And 42 is definitely not an option in systems modeled to recognize only two states. It will be either yes or no, with a probability.

  33. There is no simultaneity by srussia · · Score: 0, Troll

    Just like energy, time is also discrete and no two things can exist in the same quantum of time.

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  34. Re:In Slashdotters Pants. by rdavidson3 · · Score: 1

    I hear you need a million bucks for that.

  35. Re:Effectively? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

    In a conference call, you're not effectively in two places at once at all. You're effectively communicating with people at multiple disparate locations while remaining in one location.

    They just say "effectively" because a superposed state is not really the same as being in two places at once, but that's a reasonable analogy to use.

  36. Link to naturenews story by Adaeniel · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here is the link to the naturenews article if anyone would like it: http://www.nature.com/news/2010/100317/full/news.2010.130.html

  37. two chicks at the same time by Thud457 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What lack of vision. Just put the girlfriend in the teleporter. Then put her and the copy in the teleporter again. Everybody wins. ?

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    1. Re:two chicks at the same time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      would YOU have sex with yourself?

    2. Re:two chicks at the same time by the_one(2) · · Score: 1

      Yes. Yes I would

    3. Re:two chicks at the same time by vikingpower · · Score: 1

      I certainly would have sex with a female copy of myself. Old fantasy.

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    4. Re:two chicks at the same time by sconeu · · Score: 2, Funny

      [to the tune of "Home on the Range"]

      Oh give me a clone
      Of my own flesh and bone
      With the Y chromosome changed into X
      And when we're alone
      Since her mind is my own
      She'll be thinking of nothing but sex

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    5. Re:two chicks at the same time by alexandre_ganso · · Score: 1

      Come on, this is slashdot. Everyone has sex with themselves here, several times a day.

    6. Re:two chicks at the same time by Facegarden · · Score: 1

      What lack of vision. Just put the girlfriend in the teleporter. Then put her and the copy in the teleporter again. Everybody wins. ?

      The girlfriend? You mean her hot friend. 4 times. Then just, uh, "destroy" the evidence when you're done, and no one knows!

      -Taylor

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    7. Re:two chicks at the same time by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      would YOU have sex with yourself?

      Not for the first time.

    8. Re:two chicks at the same time by Ozlanthos · · Score: 1

      I think it scans a little better this way.

      Oh give me a clone
      Of my flesh and my bones
      With the Y chromosome changed to X
      And when we're alone
      Since her mind is my own
      She'll be thinking of nothing but sex


      -Oz

    9. Re:two chicks at the same time by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work. If she has your mind then she's going to be a lesbian.

      And don't even try to wiggle out by suggesting a lesbian clone would be hot for a threesome, not unless you already happen to have a kink for a threesome with another guy.

      Yeah yeah, I'm critiquing a filk. But a geek filk needs to stand up to some basic logic :)

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  38. How utterly cool by vikingpower · · Score: 1

    Surely we will soon have space-ship sized objects in two positions at once ?? *drool*

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  39. Re:Of course when they went to look at the results by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

    adding quantum computing wont mean that there is no more use for traditional computing. binary math will still be binary math.

  40. Xzibit!! by GPLDAN · · Score: 1

    Yo Dawg, I heard you like quantum replication, so I put a you besides you, so you can duplicate while you duplicate!

    1. Re:Xzibit!! by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Pimp my quantum ride?

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  41. Been done in superconductors by climate_control · · Score: 4, Informative

    Similarly macroscopic quantum states have been achieved in superconductors. So the significance of this work is that macroscopic superposition is accomplished with a mechanical system, not an electronic one. The Nature article that the BBC is referring to: http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/vaop/ncurrent/full/nature08967.html The BBC removed the scale bar, which shows that the resonator is about 70 microns long, with an "active region" 40 microns long. But the resonant frequency is still up in the GHz, so they only have to cool to 0.1K, which is not so hard these days.

  42. Re:The answer, Schrodingers kitteh by Beorytis · · Score: 1

    he's in yr box both releesed and not releesed.

  43. Re:Effectively? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    In a conference call, you're not effectively in two places at once at all. You're effectively communicating with people at multiple disparate locations while remaining in one location.

    Actually, you are. From Effectively:

    Effectively: adverb: 1: in effect : virtually

    So, I'm "actually" communicating with people at multiple disparate location, while remaining in one location, making me "effectively" in two places at once. My virtual presence can have an actual effect on those actually present, making me effectively present too.

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  44. Re:In Slashdotters Pants. by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

    Nah, all you need is one little plastic cup.

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  45. I don't think this makes sense! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quote: "This can be seen in a piece of coloured glass, which absorbs a certain colour of light.

    That light is made up of photons - packets of light energy - and the glass atoms absorb only photons with the quanta (or amount) of energy that corresponds to that colour.

    What we see through the glass is the light that has not been absorbed. "

    Perhaps a better way of saying it is that the glass only transmits a certain color of light and absorbs or converts the rest? Can someone rephrase this to our current understanding of physics?

    1. Re:I don't think this makes sense! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well you did correct the article's most annoying and obvious mistake -- spelling "color" incorrectly.

  46. I iz in yer boks by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    Super pozishinin!

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  47. Did someone say resonator? by OopsIDied · · Score: 1

    They'd better be careful or we'll have to call in Doctor Freeman http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Resonance_Cascade

  48. Re:In Slashdotters Pants. by dan828 · · Score: 1

    Well, not all chicks would be interested.

  49. Re:Effectively? by pclminion · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The object is not in two places at once. The quantum wavefunction of the object has non-negligible probability in two places at once. This means that the object is equally likely to be found in two different locations.

    The wording of the article is extremely sloppy. Remember that a wavefunction is not the object. The wavefunction is nothing more than a way to calculate the probability of finding the object in a particular place. A better description of where the object is when it is in superposition is "nowhere in particular, until measured, at which point it is highly likely to be found at point A or at point B." But that also goes for more run-of-the-mill quantum states.

    The interesting thing here is not the wavefunction, but the fact that they have achieved a coherent quantum state between about a trillion atoms.

  50. Re:In Slashdotters Pants. by rdavidson3 · · Score: 1

    Only need 2 of them, and a million bucks should about do it.

  51. Re:Of course when they went to look at the results by Randle_Revar · · Score: 1
  52. Re:Of course when they went to look at the results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So no sense of humor whatsoever then?

  53. Re:In Slashdotters Pants. by alexborges · · Score: 1

    Have you ever pondered about the origin of the word Chick, which derives from Chicken, and the analogy to depict a woman using the same concept?

    I guess to some a chick is the same than a woman. Thus, all sexual desires can be aquired by the pound, at wallmart, although that sounds slightly necrofiliac.

    Better go to a live chicken farm: for a hundred bucks youd get a very large harem.

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  54. Re:Of course when they went to look at the results by azmodean+1 · · Score: 1

    You might want to take a look at hardware-level signaling technology.

    Hint: There is no binary "yes" or "no" in electronics either, just thresholds. Quantum computing will do the same thing, when you program for it you will still be manipulating discrete logic levels for the most part, it's the people who make the quantum computers that have to do the work of translating "fuzzy entangled quantum soup" into those discrete logic levels.

    Random tangent: back in the day there were "analog" computers with multiple logic levels per "bit", but that sort of dead-ended when binary hardware was able to scale frequency more rapidly. I wonder if multi-level electronic logic will make a comeback when we finally do hit a miniaturization wall when producing/designing chips...

  55. Not helpful. by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    I have enough trouble keeping track of my data now. So my quantum computer will have my data in multiple states? I have to look in how many places?

    Sheesh.

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  56. What I don't understand is...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What really confuses me about this (Do not know much of anything about quantum states) is how do they KNOW that it is in 2 states at once? Measuring it and getting different states could just as easily mean that it is at the tipping point between the state changes and isn't actually both states but alternating between the two states as it keeps raising and lowering below that threshold of energy required to be in a given state, maybe in units of energy so small we have not yet learned to detect yet. What am I missing here?

    1. Re:What I don't understand is...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They just don't observe it, and PRESTO! Instant quantum flux!

      Quantum physics is the lazy man's science. The more you don't investigate, the more crazy shit happens!

  57. Heisenberg by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    Heisenberg killed Schrodinger's cat just by looking at it...

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  58. Here's my phone number, give me a call... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

    ...when you've worked out how to make a middle-aged fat bloke simultaneously appear to be mowing his front lawn & be drinking down the pub on a Sunday afternoon.

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    1. Re:Here's my phone number, give me a call... by tsalmark · · Score: 1

      Give the skinny kid down the road ten bucks.

    2. Re:Here's my phone number, give me a call... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

      ...to which he will reply "Dollars are not acceptable currency in England, you fat middle-aged person".

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    3. Re:Here's my phone number, give me a call... by tsalmark · · Score: 1

      Right, missed that, in Canada English reads more naturally that American. Would a fiver do it on that side of the pond?

    4. Re:Here's my phone number, give me a call... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

      Right terminology but I doubt any teenager would even take his/her hand out of their pocket to take a fiver from you! :-)

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  59. Re:In Slashdotters Pants. by spazdor · · Score: 1

    This reply followed a very weird train of thought.

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  60. be the length of a massive Planck by spazdor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Collap5e w4veforms with your huge dong!
    c1ick here

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  61. Re:Effectively? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    ...they have achieved a coherent quantum state between about a trillion atoms.

    Sounds like the Republican Party. :-)

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  62. Re:Of course when they went to look at the results by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

    Or the classic True, False, and FileNotFound.

  63. You guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, has the collective community of Slashdot considered a career in comedy writing?

    You guys are fucking funny.

  64. ObFuturama by sconeu · · Score: 1

    No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

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  65. err? maybe I'm stoopid by Touvan · · Score: 1

    When I read this, it seems to say that "one atom in a particular known state can give off two different readings when measured". But they keep saying it means that the object is in two places at once.

    What am I missing?

  66. Shrodin-who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they go on like this we won't need poison anymore, or a box. The cat will suffice.

  67. Call me when... by mcneely.mike · · Score: 1

    When they can make my double oatmeal stout appear at two different places at once (my right hand and my left hand), then i'll say they have made some significant progress: 'cause then i'd just finish the one on the right, and before i start on the one on the left, they could just make it's quantum double back at my right hand....
    mmmmmm.... double oatmeal stout forever....

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

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  68. Re:In Slashdotters Pants. by kirill.s · · Score: 1

    I could pull it off with just a red stapler.

  69. Disproof of Penrose, evidence for MWI by SiliconEntity · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If it is true that '"I don't think there is a limit, that there will be a certain size where quantum mechanics starts to break down," Dr Aspelmeyer said,' then that means that even larger objects also go into superpositions of quantum states. That would go all the way up to human sized and larger. This is the fundamental principle of the Many-Worlds Interpretation (MWI), that when quantum measurements occur, even though we only see one outcome, actually we go into a superposition of multiple states, each of which sees a different outcome. Each state evolves independently. It is as though the world splits into parallel universes, where every possible outcome occurs in a different universe.

    This follows strictly from the principle that QM applies at all sizes. And this new experiment certainly pushes us in that direction.

    Some scientists, notably Roger Penrose, had speculated that QM would break down at macroscopic sizes. He specifically proposed that once sizes were large enough for gravitational forces to exceed some threshold, QM would break down. Wikipedia has this: "Tiny superpositions, e.g. an electron separated from itself, if isolated from environment, would require 10 million years to reach OR threshold. An isolated one kilogram object (e.g. Schrödinger's cat) would reach OR threshold in only 10^-37 seconds." Now here we have a trilliion atom object. That is about 10^13 amu, which is 10^-14 kg. Dividing 10^-37 seconds by 10^-14 we get 10^-23 seconds, which is far shorter than this experiment lasted. This means basically that this experiment disproves Penrose's theory! This is the first time this has happened, and I am (AFAIK) the first person to notice this.

    In short it is becoming harder and harder to avoid accepting the reality of parallel worlds. What this should mean for our actions is up to the philosophers, but we should not bury our heads and pretend it isn't true.

  70. Shameless plug for funding by DalDei · · Score: 1

    The last sentance says all "So the only reason that things could break down is that we run out of money." You dont need to read the rest.

  71. So when will Cisco's new 0ms WAN router be out? by 0x537461746943 · · Score: 1

    That is all I want to know. When can we reduce our latency between WAN links half way around the world down to 0ms?

    1. Re:So when will Cisco's new 0ms WAN router be out? by AgentPhunk · · Score: 1

      My god - think of the power of a 0ms quantum slashdotting.

    2. Re:So when will Cisco's new 0ms WAN router be out? by dreamer.redeemer · · Score: 1

      I'm no physicist, but from what I gather this will happen when decades of experiments that successfully verify relativity are explained by some other theory that allows faster than light transportation of information (quantum mechanics doesn't). Personally I'm not inclined to think this is absolutely impossible for the general notion indicated by something such as Newtonian physics being described as a special case of, and therefore displaced by, relativistic physics. In other words, I think only small minded fools are willing to call a thing impossible (no offense to the small minded fools). There's also some rationally justifiable hope a further layer of physics is available to be found, indicated at least by the problematic rift between classical and quantum mechanics. Otherwise, according to our current understanding of reality, the latency is limited to distance times the speed of light in a vacuum. Given the mean equatorial circumference of Earth, that means either 66.8 ms around the surface or 42.6 ms straight through the middle. Even so, seeing how a blink of an eye is around 300-400 ms, 66.8 ms is pretty ok for going halfway around the planet.

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  72. Re:In Slashdotters Pants. by garvon · · Score: 1

    It probably came from chica Spanish fro girl.

  73. Quantum State??? by electricprof · · Score: 1

    Is Rhode Island a Quantum State?

  74. Re:Of course when they went to look at the results by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    And 42 is definitely not an option in systems modeled to recognize only two states.

    42 is already valid in systems modeled to recognize only two states - it's in int with a value of TRUE.

    Try it in c.

  75. Re:Of course when they went to look at the results by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    Random tangent: back in the day there were "analog" computers with multiple logic levels per "bit", but that sort of dead-ended when binary hardware was able to scale frequency more rapidly. I wonder if multi-level electronic logic will make a comeback when we finally do hit a miniaturization wall when producing/designing chips...

    It has to. Multi-level logic would prevent a lot of the security problems we see now, like only having 1 bit to represent a logic state meaning there's no way to indicate uninitialized data in the data itself. Even a tribit is better.

  76. Re:Of course when they went to look at the results by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    I've done that way back in the '90s (okay, it was true, false, and uninitialized). It avoids a lot of error-checking.

  77. I got one word for you.... by Ozlanthos · · Score: 1
    TRON!!!

    -Oz

  78. Re:In Slashdotters Pants. by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

    I think you misunderstand the meaning of "double-slit experiment."

  79. Re:In Slashdotters Pants. by fractoid · · Score: 1

    Here, baby, let's try this super position!!

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  80. Re:In Slashdotters Pants. by duhjim · · Score: 1

    Have you ever pondered about the origin of the word Chick, which derives from Chicken, and the analogy to depict a woman using the same concept?

    I guess to some a chick is the same than a woman. Thus, all sexual desires can be aquired by the pound, at wallmart, although that sounds slightly necrofiliac.

    Better go to a live chicken farm: for a hundred bucks youd get a very large harem.

    The Pigeon sisters were once a pair of randy birds.