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Man-Made Atomic Clocks the Best In the Universe

An anonymous reader writes "The widespread belief by astrophysicists that pulsars and white dwarfs are the best clocks in the universe is wrong, say two Australian physicists. John Hartnett and Andre Luiten from the University of Western Australia have recently shown that man-made terrestrial atomic clocks take the crown, contrary to numerous claims in astrophysical literature that the natural timing provided by pulsars and white dwarfs is the most precise. The preprint of their paper, available on the arXiv, shows that terrestrial clocks exceed the accuracy and stability of the astrophysical 'clocks' by all sensible measures, in some cases by several orders of magnitude."

267 comments

  1. Yeah thats right. by celticryan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man > Nature... Take that religion!

    1. Re:Yeah thats right. by Deflagro · · Score: 1

      Doesn't Man = Nature? :P

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    2. Re:Yeah thats right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      in dutch: hoogmoed komt voor de val.....

      Religion is something man made, mostly based on something big that happened.... And at the moment they are mostly busy with child abuses, or blowing them selves up...

      But saying that man made the best in the universe, without ever having left our solar system is a little bit naive...

    3. Re:Yeah thats right. by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      Hey, don't freak out, man. It's like, always the right time.

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    4. Re:Yeah thats right. by Eudial · · Score: 1

      Strictly speaking, as there are elements in nature that are not elements in man, but no elements in man that are not elements in nature; man is a subset of nature. There is a symbol for the relationship, but slashdot's unicode-fu is weak and fails to render it.

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    5. Re:Yeah thats right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Headline is awfully closed-minded of us to proclaim. I'm sure an alien race has a clock far, far better than our primitive cesium-transition clocks.

    6. Re:Yeah thats right. by interkin3tic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Doesn't Man = Nature? :P

      It depends on how you dispose of your waste.

      Leaving it wherever: Nature
      Flush: Man
      Flinging it: Funny
      Burying it in gravel: Nature, but with an air of superiority

    7. Re:Yeah thats right. by maxume · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Religion cares very little for nature, it is more about ideas of dead men.

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    8. Re:Yeah thats right. by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Doesn't Man = Nature?

      According to the Church, no.

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    9. Re:Yeah thats right. by Deflagro · · Score: 1

      Probably why I don't go to church haha.

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    10. Re:Yeah thats right. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Remarkably, Slashdot translates it correctly from the raw Unicode character into the ampersand notation (&#8834), but then strips it out going to HTML. It also fails to handle the named entity (⊂) and the hex version (⊂).

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    11. Re:Yeah thats right. by garompeta · · Score: 1

      machine > man
      eventually...

    12. Re:Yeah thats right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that's what the judeo christian tradition teaches actually. Man has dominion over the universe. The Universe was created for man's use.

      So take that nihilistic humanism! And gravity. FUCK Gravity.

    13. Re:Yeah thats right. by Corporate+Drone · · Score: 1

      Man > Nature... Take that religion!

      LOL... I think religion would answer, "when you've created something from nothing, rather than simply measure something accurately, give us a call."

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    14. Re:Yeah thats right. by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, yeah, where's their patent submission?

      Uh-huh, that's what I thought. Freakin' alien anonymous posters. Go back to Alienastistan or wherever you're posting from.

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    15. Re:Yeah thats right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't Man = Nature? :P

      I thought it was Man = Religion...

    16. Re:Yeah thats right. by Comatose51 · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure religion is man made too.

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    17. Re:Yeah thats right. by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 4, Informative

      Man > Nature... Take that religion!

      LOL... I think religion would answer, "when you've created something from nothing, rather than simply measure something accurately, give us a call."

      To which man replies: "We created you, Religion, out of absolutely nothing!"

    18. Re:Yeah thats right. by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Insightful

          Ditto. I thought it was very egotistical of us to believe that in the entire universe, our way is best.

          There are 9 × 10^21 (9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) stars in the observable universe. Many of the stars themselves are unobservable, but we can see them because they are part of a galaxy that is obviously far away, and appears as a faint dot in our sky. That's only in the 46 billion light years from our lonely rock in the cosmos that we can observe.

          The odds that there isn't another populated planet (or a few hundred thousand of them) is pretty slim. Some are likely to be as advanced as us. The possibility is there that some are more advanced. Or worse, they were more advanced but have long since died off, but their "perfect" clocks still exist and are still running.

          But hey, more power to 'em. If they want to declare us the winners, I won't argue. We're the best. Yea! Humans!

         

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    19. Re:Yeah thats right. by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Funny

      To which Religion retorts: "You can't disprove I didn't create you first, so therefore I did!"

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    20. Re:Yeah thats right. by wealthychef · · Score: 1

      To which man retorts, You can't disprove I wasn't created by an invisible pink unicorn either, so your proof is no proof. Anything you claim of your God I shall declare a property of a magic flying teapot in the sky with equal vigor.

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    21. Re:Yeah thats right. by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      OTOH, atomic clocks make pretty lousy pulsars. Are you truly surprised that a large, chaotic body, interacting with it's environment, is less useful for marking time than a purpose-built device in a pre-defined environment?

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    22. Re:Yeah thats right. by lastchance_000 · · Score: 1

      Whenever you go, then you are.

    23. Re:Yeah thats right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you can't disprove man did first so we did.

      So NAHHH NAHHH

    24. Re:Yeah thats right. by Xoltri · · Score: 1

      You know too much.

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    25. Re:Yeah thats right. by KeensMustard · · Score: 1
      Actually only men of a particular religion would reply in that way:

      To which particularly religious men reply: "We created you, Religion, out of absolutely nothing!"

      Which has a nice ironic ring to it

    26. Re:Yeah thats right. by darthdavid · · Score: 1

      transhumanist?

    27. Re:Yeah thats right. by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      You obviously never had some of my professors.

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    28. Re:Yeah thats right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To which man replies: "We created you, Religion, out of absolutely nothing!"

      ...and then gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing?

    29. Re:Yeah thats right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remarkably, Slashdot translates it correctly from the raw Unicode character into the ampersand notation (&#8834), but then strips it out going to HTML.

      It's actually the browser that converts the character to the entity notation, upon seeing that it can't be represented in the page's character encoding. Slashdot then handles the result exactly as if the user had entered it directly - aka not in any sensible way, but you can't mock it for doing the translation and then not dealing with the result, because the translation is done before Slashdot even sees it.

    30. Re:Yeah thats right. by LowlyWorm · · Score: 1

      But He did fly away and promise to come back later. Wait and see!

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    31. Re:Yeah thats right. by idontgno · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure FSM would look strongly down on your sacrilege...

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    32. Re:Yeah thats right. by KeensMustard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To which Science interjects and says: See this is why you and I aren't friends anymore. You keep expecting me to pick sides and I won't, it's not my argument. But I will say that your much heralded Pink Unicorn Proof stinks as a proof for your own beliefs, because it is at best a caricature, and at worst an attempt to prove a generalised theorem by 'proving' a singular instance: i.e. "Everybody knows that Invisible Pink Unicorns don't exist therefore nothing exists that we cannot see" My son mathematics and my dad Logic would like a word with you....

    33. Re:Yeah thats right. by anarche · · Score: 1

      To which Religion retorts, "Ummm.. sorry, have you seen my saturday night dress?"

      I like to save it since those Unicorns are a bastard to wash out, and that teapot has been missing since Aunt Gaia came round for a cuppa.

      Bitch!

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    34. Re:Yeah thats right. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      And then Religion says "All that shows is that you can put different faces on Religion, which is still Religion, therefore I win!"

      Religion then goes off to have a pint at the local pub.

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    35. Re:Yeah thats right. by shermo · · Score: 1

      H.U.M.A.N! H.U.M.A.N!

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    36. Re:Yeah thats right. by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      There are .. lots of... stars in the observable universe. Many of the stars themselves are unobservable

      Why does this statement hurt my head so much? ;-)

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    37. Re:Yeah thats right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, humanity. Is there anything you *can't* do?

    38. Re:Yeah thats right. by Anomalyx · · Score: 1

      Man > Nature... Take that religion!

      Don't atomic clocks rely entirely on measuring the frequency of the changes of the state of caesium-133 atoms?

      So really it should be Nature > Nature... considering all that was discovered was that a caesium-133 atom keeps time better than a distant pulsar...
      The part played by man is simply looking in the right place.

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    39. Re:Yeah thats right. by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "Man-made" as in "artificial'.

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    40. Re:Yeah thats right. by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      the most accurate rely on atoms in a very artificial man-made condition, being tossed upward in laser "atomic fountain".

    41. Re:Yeah thats right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, if you're burying it in gravel, there will certainly be a certain something in the air, but I don't think it'll be superiority.

    42. Re:Yeah thats right. by smallfries · · Score: 1

      How can we observe 46 billion light years in a universe that is only 13-20 billion years old?

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    43. Re:Yeah thats right. by h2k1 · · Score: 1

      Not quite. Man has just proved that our clocks are working the way as they were made. But it's a nice article dated from April 1st...

    44. Re:Yeah thats right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that's only true is men has seen all of the universe and know about all sorts of "natural clocks" available in the universe.

      For all we know, tomorrow we can discover a new type of a natural stellar body which has even better time keeping abilities.

      And yeah, religion sucks ;)

    45. Re:Yeah thats right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whenever you go, where am I?

    46. Re:Yeah thats right. by mrsurb · · Score: 1

      The biblical view of the creation of man has him being created from the dust of the earth. So he is part of nature. Back on topic, maybe man is nature's way of creating more accurate timing devices? ;)

    47. Re:Yeah thats right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost as naive as posting a reaction to the headline without even reading the fucking summary, let alone the fucking article.

    48. Re:Yeah thats right. by oatworm · · Score: 1

      With a really big telescope. Plus, the universe is round, so you just kind of loop around anyway. Works great!

    49. Re:Yeah thats right. by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      But saying that man made the best in the universe, without ever having left our solar system is a little bit naive...

      Nah unless somebody shows up to show us otherwise, I think we're ok.

      woohoo Man NUMBER 1 yeah!!!!

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    50. Re:Yeah thats right. by eluusive · · Score: 1

      Because parent is wrong. /A physicist.

    51. Re:Yeah thats right. by Corporate+Drone · · Score: 1

      Nah... religion replies "You created me out of the longings of your heart; if you hadn't existed, neither would religion. Thanks for playing; please try again!"

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    52. Re:Yeah thats right. by quenda · · Score: 1

      The odds that there isn't another populated planet (or a few hundred thousand of them) is pretty slim.

      Pure speculation! How can you possibly know the odds of intelligent life out there when we have zero samples. Earth does not count - observer bias.
      For all you know, intelligent civilizations are 10^18 light years apart.
      Or 100 light years, but the only ones to survive are the ones smart enough to keep radio silence.
      We don't have the data.

    53. Re:Yeah thats right. by quenda · · Score: 1

      How can we observe 46 billion light years in a universe that is only 13-20 billion years old?

      Because the universe is expanding. It used to be a lot smaller. With a big telescope we can see the young stars flying away from the centre of the big bang.
      Even though we cannot see them "now" we can observe them as they were billions of years ago. The most distant star visible is Merda Taurus, now nearly 60b ly away, .

    54. Re:Yeah thats right. by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      I think his point was the same as what I was just thinking. If nothing travels faster than light, and a light year is the distance light travels in one year, and the universe is at most (according to the grand parents post) 20 billion years old, how could stars have traveled 46 billion years away from us? The universe could only be at most 40 billion light years across. I'm sure I'm missing something important I just don't understand this stuff well enough to figure out what it is.

    55. Re:Yeah thats right. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          This was on your SAT test.

          Two trains leave City A in opposite directions, traveling 60 mph. Person A is traveling by car on a parallel road to the tracks at 28 mph. Person B is traveling by car perpendicular to the tracks at 34mph. In 37 minutes, how far are the cars from each train?

          Despite human beliefs, we still aren't the center of the universe. Never have been. Never will be. We're a speck way out on a spiral arm of an insignificant galaxy, in the backwaters of the universe. We aren't the point of origin for all travel in the universe, and even our perception of the universe is limited to what we currently believe to be true.

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    56. Re:Yeah thats right. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Maybe because you didn't read the rest of the sentence.

          Some stars we can observe. We see light or other radiation coming from them. Some we only believe exist because of other evidence which indicates that they exist (fluctuations of orbits, irregularities in observed patterns, etc).

          Maybe if I put the word "directly" before the second "observed" it would help your headache.

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    57. Re:Yeah thats right. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Because parent is wrong. /A physicist.

      Parent is correct. /An amature astronomer.

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    58. Re:Yeah thats right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that's only natural.

    59. Re:Yeah thats right. by drkim · · Score: 1

      Then the Swiss are the highest order of man.

    60. Re:Yeah thats right. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Earth does not count - observer bias."

      I agree that statistics are pure speculation but the Earth does count because abiogenisis is a "law of nature". We don't fully understand abiogenisis but we can say life is a chemical reaction in dynamic equilibrium that takes a considerable amount of time to reach the multi-cellular diversity and interdependence found on Earth.

      The universal speed limit of light may be such that interstellar travel is simply impractical for a technological species. One can speculate that this confines technological species to their own star system.

      This leads to the speculation that there may be another law of nature that says technological life is like yeast in a sealed jar in that it destroys it's own environment in a very short time geologically speaking. Therefore even with a gazillion planets a brief flash of technology here and there would be extremely difficult to spot.

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    61. Re:Yeah thats right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no natural church
      (imaginary universe != natural universe)

    62. Re:Yeah thats right. by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1

      Despite human beliefs, we still aren't the center of the universe. Never have been. Never will be. We're a speck way out on a spiral arm of an insignificant galaxy, in the backwaters of the universe.

      I see what you mean, but we're not even in any backwaters. Backwaters of what? There is no centre of the universe :)

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    63. Re:Yeah thats right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man > nature, dumass say that when u are dying .... :)

    64. Re:Yeah thats right. by quenda · · Score: 1

      Seriously, the universe is expanding, and not in a simple way explainable by the classical mechanics you have used. Its all in the usual resource:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Observable_universe

    65. Re:Yeah thats right. by quenda · · Score: 1

      Two trains leave City A in opposite directions, traveling 60 mph.

      Except is this case, the trains are not moving their wheels. Somebody is stretching the rails out underneath them at 60mph and accelerating.

    66. Re:Yeah thats right. by Grismar · · Score: 1

      Amusing since statements like "Man > Nature" put "Man" outside "Nature" and thus are the root of many aspects of religion.

      One can only assume celticryan is very smart and his post is an attempt at educating /. in the use of irony.

    67. Re:Yeah thats right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Religion then goes off to have a pint at the local pub...

      ...where it promptly got stabbed for being such a pretentious bastard in the first place.

    68. Re:Yeah thats right. by HopefulIntern · · Score: 1

      Which is why I don't like cats. They are so arrogant.

    69. Re:Yeah thats right. by smallfries · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I did wonder if inflation had something to do with it but was too lazy to check. I see that I'm on the list of "Common Misconceptions". Fame (or infamy) at last :)

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    70. Re:Yeah thats right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So? It's no worse than "This system can be abused, so therefore it will be!"

    71. Re:Yeah thats right. by M8e · · Score: 1

      Whenever you go, when am I?

    72. Re:Yeah thats right. by Gravitron+5000 · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's hard not to be arrogant when you are purrfect.

    73. Re:Yeah thats right. by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Islam, Mormonism and the Probation Department say no drinking.

    74. Re:Yeah thats right. by English+French+Man · · Score: 1

      This works with Newtonian physics. But relativity is so much harder to understand than that. I don't understand it fully. But I think it states that, due to relativistic effects, no two points can move away from one another faster than light, even if they both move away from a third point at the speed of light in opposite direction. I don't really understand the implications of this though.

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    75. Re:Yeah thats right. by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Maybe because you didn't read the rest of the sentence.

      No, it was merely a bad attempt at humor. :-P

      Cheers

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    76. Re:Yeah thats right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Class God { this = 1/0; }
          Class Nature Extends God{ }
          Man = new instanceOf Nature({
              this.knowledge = 0;
              while(this.knowledge God){
                  this.ego++;
              }
              end;
          });

    77. Re:Yeah thats right. by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      Two trains leave City A in opposite directions, traveling 60 mph.

      And in 1 hour they'll be 120 miles apart each having traveled 60mph in opposite directions from one central point. If the universe is only 20 billion years old, and light speed is the maximum speed you can travel, then it would seem that the universe can't be larger than 40 billion light years across if it all started from one central point. But apparently it is, why is that?

    78. Re:Yeah thats right. by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      Found it. The universe is expanding and the objects move inside the universe with it's expansion, so they're not traveling faster than the speed of light. It's like a passenger on a train might walk to the front of the train at a rate of 1mph in relation to the train, but since the train is moving at 60mph the passenger is moving at 61 mph in relation to the ground.

    79. Re:Yeah thats right. by thefekete · · Score: 1

      Religion:
      God > Man > Nature

      This is really a blow to all the earth-worshipers (environmentalists and global warming claimers) as they are really the ones who believe Nature > Man.

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  2. Re:Hell yeah! by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    God is off playing with fusion that produces excess energy.

  3. I hate to be condecending... by epiphani · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But .. duh? I mean, there is a lot of stuff between these pulsars and us. Any change in the local matter density, nearby gravitational disturbances, and there is no reliable time out of a pulsar. We can't honestly think that there is no undetectable gravitational effects between us and every pulsar in the universe, do we?

    Then again, I'm nowhere near being an astrophysicist.

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    1. Re:I hate to be condecending... by qoncept · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm nowhere near being an astrophysicist.

      I'm not either, so ... honest question. How does gravity affect light? How much matter is in space? Or, more specifically, in the space between Earth and pulsars visible on Earth?

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    2. Re:I hate to be condecending... by Deflagro · · Score: 2, Funny

      I prefer to be pedantic instead of condescending. hee hee :)

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    3. Re:I hate to be condecending... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A black hole has enough gravity that it sucks in light.

    4. Re:I hate to be condecending... by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 2, Informative

      How does gravity affect light?

      For one thing it can bend light and create gravitational lenses.

    5. Re:I hate to be condecending... by dbet · · Score: 2, Informative

      How does gravity affect light?

      The same way it affects everything else - except since photons have essentially no mass, the attraction is very weak.

    6. Re:I hate to be condecending... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If you're genuinely interested, the subject is called general relativity and you can read about it in the science section of every bookstore. If you're just looking for a few paragraphs of info, JFGI

    7. Re:I hate to be condecending... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Black holes don't suck.

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    8. Re:I hate to be condecending... by still+cynical · · Score: 5, Funny

      How much matter is in space?

      Strictly speaking, all of it.

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    9. Re:I hate to be condecending... by GKevlin · · Score: 3, Informative

      It is more accurate to say that mass affects space by bending it. Light though it is traveling in a straight line follows the curves in space. A good starter example would be taking a thin rubber surface, like a baloon and drawing graphing paper like lines on it. If you stretch it out and place a heavy metal ball in the middle it will sag and the once straight lines will now appear to curve around the ball.

      Though incomplete this example explains gravity pretty well.

    10. Re:I hate to be condecending... by DigitAl56K · · Score: 1

      My my, aren't we humans full of ourselves? Sure, our man-made clocks might be more precise. But extraterrestrial life across the universe doesn't have access to them, couldn't use them as a common reference, and they've only been around for the past ~60 Earth years.

    11. Re:I hate to be condecending... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      But extraterrestrial life across the universe doesn't have access to them

      I'd disagree, but then I would have to neuralize you.

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    12. Re:I hate to be condecending... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct, also pulsar's decay, they slowly slow down over time. This has been measured. They slow down and their pulses decay as a result. Atomic clocks do not slow down. In fact, if I remember correctly, pulsars decay significantly on the order of centuries. Which means the pulsar based map to earth put on the Voyager or Pioneer probes would be useless by the time any alien may find them.

    13. Re:I hate to be condecending... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      Or matter *is* space and vice versa, matter being just a bit twister.

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    14. Re:I hate to be condecending... by gbutler69 · · Score: 1

      It is more accurate to say that mass affects space by bending it.

      Well, that depends doesn't it? Is space-time really being "bent" or is that just a convenient interpretation of the model? I don't believe that point is completely settled. Also, it may not make a difference.

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    15. Re:I hate to be condecending... by IICV · · Score: 1

      The fun part is the answer to the converse question: "How much space has matter in it?"

      The answer to that is: "Close to none, and it's decreasing all the time."

      Take that, fine tuning!

    16. Re:I hate to be condecending... by allcoolnameswheretak · · Score: 1

      Space cannot exist without matter just as time cannot exist without movement. When everything down to the smallest atoms stands still, it becomes impossible to measure time just as it becomes impossible to measure space without matter residing in it.

      But just as space indeed contains matter, matter contains -or creates- space. Space is created in black holes, where matter squeezes itself infinitely inwards until it inverts itself into a new space/time/matter dimension. In the end, yes, matter, space, time, movement -it is all the same; energy at different aggregate states.

    17. Re:I hate to be condecending... by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      It is more accurate to say that mass affects space by bending it.

      Well, that depends doesn't it? Is space-time really being "bent" or is that just a convenient interpretation of the model? I don't believe that point is completely settled. Also, it may not make a difference.

      It's just a matter of definition. What we call curvature in space and time is pretty well understood.

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    18. Re:I hate to be condecending... by CrashandDie · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find that's condescending.

    19. Re:I hate to be condecending... by mswhippingboy · · Score: 1
      I'll take a couple of these...

      How does gravity affect light?

      Drop a flashlight out of a 3rd story window and you'll see.

      How much matter is in space?

      All of it.

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    20. Re:I hate to be condecending... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Timing, when referring to pulsars, refers to the timing of the pulses, which is determined by the pulsar's spin rate. Each pulse is going to be affected in almost identical ways by anything between us, gravitational effects, whatever, almost all the time. Sure, if something big happened to pass between us and the pulsar there might be a lensing event, but you'd just use a different pulsar.

      The spin, however, isn't perfectly regular. It slows down for a variety of reasons, and can be changed a bit by star quakes.

    21. Re:I hate to be condecending... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "We can't honestly think that there is no undetectable gravitational effects between us and every pulsar in the universe, do we?"

      Gravitational effects should not vary the frequency of the pulses in a detectable manner (over human time scales). However I recently read that scientists are indeed looking for systematic variations since they believe they would be evidence of gravitational waves. The random variations we currently see are probably due to the poles of the magnetic field shifting around (as do the poles of Earth's magnetic field). Then again, I'm also nowhere near being an astrophysicist.

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    22. Re:I hate to be condecending... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gravitation in General Relativity arises due to the geometry of space-time. A photon in vacuum in GR travels inertially; if the geometry of spacetime is flat, then it travels in a straight line at one light-second per second, and if it had a clock it would tick at one second per second. Mass-energy causes curvature of space-time, which distorts the length of rulers (i.e., it shrinks the x,y,z and/or t axis or axes). For the photon in vacuum, space-time curvature always causes it to take a longer path than it would through flat space-time. As a result, from the perspective of an imaginary observer at an enormous distance, not experiencing acceleration, and at rest above the plane in which the light moves, and in a nonexpanding universe, the photon passing close to mass-energy will curve towards the mass-energy rather than move in a straight line; this will delay the transit of the photon from source to destination. Because photons have an intrinsic frequency and gravitation affects the timelike dimension, the photon will also blueshift as it nears the mass energy, because of contraction of the space between "ticks" in the t axis, and will redshift as it recedes from the mass-energy.

      An imaginary observer of a regularly pulsing light source, at a large, known and fixed distance, and with neither the source nor the observer experiencing accelerations, will see a regular burst of photons of a given frequency. Introducing a mass-energetic object near the path taken by the light will lead to the observer seeing delays in the arrival of the light pulses. If the mass-energetic object rotates with or against the direction of the light, the frequency of the light detected by the observer will also blue or redshift respectively.

      Finally, on Earth we are (in General Relativity) experiencing the equivalent of an acceleration because of the Earth's gravitation (our legs and the ground resist the acceleration normally). For observers on Earth, therefore, the pulses of light will blueshift compared to observers in orbit or in deep space. Moreover, there will be a time-of-day and time-of-year influence on the frequency and arrival intervals. The shifts are small but well within what is measurable by good human-built frequency standards or by interferometry.

      Experiencing practically identical accelerations and comoving with a local clock removes a lot of uncertainties, and decomplicates calculations with residual known factors that influence the frequency of the local clock and what the local observer sees.

  4. Relativity... by LostCluster · · Score: 1

    Really, time accuracy depends on your frame of reference. You need to trust something as the "absolute truth" before you can start saying that something is off-the-standard, because its off THAT standard that you chose already.

    As long as GPS, Cell phone networks, and TV channels are within a split second of each other, I'm fine.

    1. Re:Relativity... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Informative

      You need to trust something as the "absolute truth" before you can start saying that something is off-the-standard, because its off THAT standard that you chose already.

      Aside from there being no privileged reference frame to say has the "absolute true time", this has nothing to do really with saying that it's exactly 4:20pm exactly when it should be 4:20pm.

      The measure they're talking about is how much variance there is in the frequency of the pulses over time, and you can measure that without any 'standard' to compare to -- you're actually comparing the signal to itself.

      As long as GPS, Cell phone networks, and TV channels are within a split second of each other, I'm fine.

      They could all claim exactly the same time as each other, but if the method they use to track time is "x many events in a second", then if the event in question does not have a stable period then you'll eventually have to add/subtract a second from the GPS, cell phone, etc time.

      But yeah, for the majority of practical purposes you don't need timing precision equal to that of a pulsar, much less better.

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    2. Re:Relativity... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      My stove and microwave clocks are off.

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    3. Re:Relativity... by MojoRilla · · Score: 2, Informative

      GPS would not work without atomic clocks. Multiplying even a small error by the speed of light means a big error.

    4. Re:Relativity... by CecilPL · · Score: 1

      But what if like, time itself is changing speed, man? How do you know there's "variance" in the frequency of pulses unless you have a non-varying pulse to compare it to? Dude, maybe the pulsar is even keeping perfect time and our clocks are varying wildly!

      Personally my clock says it's exactly 4:20pm.

    5. Re:Relativity... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      GPS would not work without atomic clocks. Multiplying even a small error by the speed of light means a big error.

      True that, and you have to account for General Relativity too. I didn't notice GPS among the list of applications along with cell phone and tv networks. However it should be noted that the atomic clocks on GPS satellites are good but not better clocks than pulsars.

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    6. Re:Relativity... by idontgno · · Score: 1

      The measure they're talking about is how much variance there is in the frequency of the pulses over time, and you can measure that without any 'standard' to compare to -- you're actually comparing the signal to itself.

      Pulse variance... is measured... in terms of time? And how are you measuring time? With a cesium atomic transition clock? Well, then, oddly enough, a cesium clock is clearly more accurate!

      This has always bothered me about metrology. You have to establish a standard for any measurement. How can you talk about the accuracy of a stratum-0 time source? By definition, it's perfectly accurate. But that's arbitrary. Maybe the pulsar is perfectly regular, but varies when compared to a man-made timekeeping source because the man-made source is actually variable.

      Oh, BTW, no hand-waving about this being frequency measurement instead of interval measurement. It's still time-based, so still depends on some level 0 standard.

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    7. Re:Relativity... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Pulse variance... is measured... in terms of time? And how are you measuring time? With a cesium atomic transition clock? Well, then, oddly enough, a cesium clock is clearly more accurate!

      Except not all cesium clocks are more accurate than pulsars -- no man-made clock was until the late 90s. How could that be when a cesium clock is "by definition" "perfectly accurate"? Well obviously cus that's not true. :)

      You don't need a "standard" time reference to compare two periodic signals to each other. You don't need to know the frequency of the signals to say that they become skewed relative to each other by some fraction of a period every so many cycles.

      If you have two cesium clocks, they will diverge. You can measure the rate of that divergence, in terms of the ceisum signals themselves. Ba-da-bing ba-da-boom, you now know the frequency drift of your clock without needing a "perfect" clock to do it.

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    8. Re:Relativity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GPS would also not work if general relativity was not taken into account. Was this also done with the pulsar/white dwarf data?

    9. Re:Relativity... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      The core of a clock is a device that generates events at a predictable rate. We can then count those events to measure time.

      You can quantify a clocks quality to some extent by comparing it to other clocks of the same type. The more consistent they are with each other the better the clocks. Ageing will need to be accounted for for in some way though (since all clocks of a type could age in the same way and therefore change time in a consistent manner).

      Now what would be interesting is if two types of clock were both consistant with other clocks of the same type but diverged relative to each other by more than random chance and aging could account for since this could indicate that the laws of physics were changing...

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    10. Re:Relativity... by mswhippingboy · · Score: 1

      4:20pm exactly when it should be 4:20pm.

      Hummm - you're example of 4:20 gives some insight into the deep thought you put into your post (http://parentingteens.about.com/cs/marijuana/a/420meaning.htm)

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    11. Re:Relativity... by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm missing something...but doesn't that only give you the difference between the two? It doesn't show you which one is true.

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    12. Re:Relativity... by kinnell · · Score: 1

      The measure they're talking about is how much variance there is in the frequency of the pulses over time, and you can measure that without any 'standard' to compare to -- you're actually comparing the signal to itself.

      Still, they're using a reference time source to do the measurements by sampling the sources over a long period of time and using statistical methods to reduce (but not eliminate AFAIK) the effect of instability of the reference time source. Not that this is isn't a valid thing to do - in practical terms it's a useful conclusion. I don't see how accurately measuring the frequency of a clock without using a reference clock is practical. Perhaps you could do something like generate a standing wave in a resonant cavity of some kind and measure the amplitude? It's hard to see how this kind of approach would be practical given the scale of the variations they're measuring.

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    13. Re:Relativity... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      They're all "true". You can truly measure the passage of time using any constant periodic signal. The frequency is never perfectly constant, though, and the more jitter there is in the signal then the more error there will be in your measurement. So the "truest" clock in the sense of most accurate is the one with the most regular frequency, and you don't need a "perfect" clock to find out which of the real clocks you have is better.

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    14. Re:Relativity... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I don't see how accurately measuring the frequency of a clock without using a reference clock is practical.

      For the purposes of measuring how good a time-keeping signal a clock produces is, you don't actually care exactly what the frequency is in Hz. You only care that the frequency, whatever it is, doesn't change significantly. You can do this by comparing two clocks from the same source and simply counting cycles. You don't care exactly when each tick occurs so you don't need a reference clock, you only care that the two clocks stay in sync. The extent to which the cycle counts differ is your error.

      It's hard to see how this kind of approach would be practical given the scale of the variations they're measuring.

      It's hard to see how it would be practical to use a reference clock when the variation you're measuring is a couple orders of magnitude less than the error in your reference clock. Thus the original question. :)

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    15. Re:Relativity... by kinnell · · Score: 1

      You're missing my point. In order to measure the frequency variation by counting cycles, you still need a reference clock because you're directly measuring cycles per second - counting one source for an hour and another for a day for example will yield vastly different results. You're right of course that you can easily tell the stability of 2 or more clocks relative to each other by counting cycles, but to determine the quality of a clock in any absolute sense, you'd need a measurement technique which was independent of time. I think this was the OP's point.

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  5. Re:Hell yeah! by MentlFlos · · Score: 1

    Man wins again! WHERE is your GOD now?

    Good question... I bet his watch was off by a few milliseconds so he missed the appointment.

  6. Too much noise in pulsars by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 2, Informative

    The authors say that basically there's too much noise in the pulsars. I just skimmed the article, but I didn't see anything that said why the pulsars are noisy, nor did they answer the question if that noise can be fixed, i.e. using a space based telescope (light or radio), or does the noise come from interstellar sources.

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    1. Re:Too much noise in pulsars by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would assume because the dust cloud around the pulsar that remains from the supernova that created it is slowly spiraling back into it... changes in mass effect angular momentum.

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    2. Re:Too much noise in pulsars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't see anything that said why the pulsars are noisy

      Here they did and they gave three references in case you want more details.

      Contrasting with this universal and unchanging definition, the frequency of a natural astrophysical source is determined by some stochastically distributed initial period together with some additional processes that have occurred in the evolution of the star to its current observed rotational status. It is thus extremely unlikely that these natural pulsating sources could ever be the basis of an accurate time system (Riehle 2004; Matsakis & Josties 1996; Matsakis & Foster 1996).

    3. Re:Too much noise in pulsars by vlm · · Score: 1

      I didn't see anything that said why the pulsars are noisy

      They're hot, and hot things are electrically noisy. Once they cool to say 20K they'll be quiet, but too cool to detect. They do not transmit a perfect carrier wave with zero phase noise. Heck that's pretty hard for us on the earth to do a "good enough" job much less make a signal cleaner than can be measured.

      They're electromagnetically active, and theres junk surrounding them that messes with them. aka "unknown localized source"

      There's a lot of "stuff" in space between us and them moving at different directions, speeds, and densities to refract thru, and its constantly changing over time. AKA "scattering medium with variable optical depth"

      Our ionosphere totally screws with RF, but I assume they're correcting for that.

      There's at least 20 years of interesting scientific papers out there.

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    4. Re:Too much noise in pulsars by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      I would assume because the dust cloud around the pulsar that remains from the supernova that created it is slowly spiraling back into it... changes in mass effect angular momentum.

      Changes in mass don't affect angular momentum. However, due to conservation of angular momentum, changes in mass may affect the period of rotation, which is what is used as clock here. And of course, the dust cloud has angular momentum itself, which of course also adds to the angular momentum of the neutron star when it hits.

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    5. Re:Too much noise in pulsars by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Informative

      I looked at the article too, because I wanted to find out how pulsars are supposed to be so stable. Other discussions about pulsars often point out that as they get older, they lose rotational momentum due to magnetic fields and/or gravity waves, and they slow down. In fact, they slow down drastically from their initial rate over the first billion years or so. (I've also seen articles about "starquakes", where there's a sudden shift in frequency as the neutron star's crust snaps to a new configuration as the spin forces change.) That doesn't sound like a good clock to me.

      The article didn't directly address the issue, other than the term "period drift" (which they didn't seem to define) which I assume could be such a slowdown, and they can somehow factor it out. However, I wouldn't assume that the loss of energy would be particularly linear or predictable. So I'm still as confused as ever on these "stable pulsar" claims.

    6. Re:Too much noise in pulsars by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      The article didn't directly address the issue, other than the term "period drift" (which they didn't seem to define) which I assume could be such a slowdown, and they can somehow factor it out. However, I wouldn't assume that the loss of energy would be particularly linear or predictable. So I'm still as confused as ever on these "stable pulsar" claims.

      Period drift is how much the frequency of your clock signal varies, it's a measure of accuracy, and is a property of all clocks.

      A signal that slows down appreciably over the course of billions of years can still be considered extremely stable over human timescales and relative to all but the very best of human-made clocks. A pulsar has period drift of about one part in 10^15 , the very best atomic clocks have drift of one part in 10^17, and the national standard (also based on atomic clocks) is one part in 10^14. Which means the signal would vary by plus/minus one pulse in 10^14 pulses.

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  7. Relatively speaking... by Hatta · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't the best clock going to be one in your frame of reference?

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    1. Re:Relatively speaking... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Either that, or time itself is an illusion...

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    2. Re:Relatively speaking... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Lunch time doubly so.

      (couldn't resist)

    3. Re:Relatively speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lunchtime doubly so.

    4. Re:Relatively speaking... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Lunch time doubly so.

      (couldn't resist)

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    5. Re:Relatively speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're talking about special relativity and time dilation I don't think it would matter. You can still see the pulsar and use it as a clock in your frame of reference even though its moving relative to you. A different observe in a different frame of reference may see a different pulse frequency (ie that observer keeps different time with that "clock").

      If you want to talk about that distant pulsar not just moving but accelerating then you get into general relativity and I can't help you there. But I'm willing to bet the magnitude of acceleration is small compared to the relative velocity making special relativity a very good approximation which is why its such a useful theory on its own.

    6. Re:Relatively speaking... by MobyDisk · · Score: 0

      Yes.

      Most pulsars are around 3000 light-years away. Since the speed of light changes over time those pulsars emitted light when it was traveling at a different speed than it is today. So the timing between the pulses will drift.

      (At times like this, Slashdot needs a +1 Crackpot moderation.)

    7. Re:Relatively speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either that, or time itself is an illusion...

      Lunchtime doubly so.

    8. Re:Relatively speaking... by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

      Whoa there! Look at the science you're talking about before you start throwing "crackpot" around.

      The measurements which claimed to show that the speed of light was changing were *based* on looking at slight changes in pulsar frequencies. Measurements using atomic clocks have failed to reproduce this effect despite being many orders of magnitude more precise.

      You really can't claim that pulsar frequencies change, meaning that the speed of light is changing, meaning you expect pulsar frequencies to change!

    9. Re:Relatively speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lunch time doubly so

    10. Re:Relatively speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, the conversions are pretty straightforward. And for applications like GPS where relativistic corrections (both special and general) are being made anyway, the bonus to accuracy far outweighs any simplification on calculation.

    11. Re:Relatively speaking... by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      The measurements which claimed to show that the speed of light was changing were *based* on looking at slight changes in pulsar frequencies

      Quasars, not pulsars.

    12. Re:Relatively speaking... by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

      The principle is the same. Using the presumed homogeneity of astronomical bodies (actually adsorption of quasar x-rays through gas clouds in your link) to show changes in a physical constant, to explain the inhomogeneity of astronomical data is still silly.

      There are many reasons that alpha changing work has not resulted in physicists accepting that c is changing. Primarily, there's no physical basis for it. I don't think it's accepted that alpha changes (in a post rapid-inflation, galaxy forming universe), let alone that the factor in alpha which is changing is c. Generally, when you have to use assumptions to analyze data, and your data analysis yields results that make no physical sense, the assumptions are probably wrong.

    13. Re:Relatively speaking... by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      I just now realized that you thought I meant "crackpot" was referring to the article. I was suggesting that my own post get +1 Crackpot. The whole comment was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek.

  8. as they say in pool...that's a lot of green by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    think about all of the gravitational anomalies which could abide between us and the nearest TIMEX pulsar and how that could pervert the ticks/tocks.

    it really is better to have a closer in scale and closer in distance..."clock".

  9. Definition is the Key by alexj33 · · Score: 1

    Whatever the measuring stick is for "minute" and "second", that's the most accurate clock, by definition.

    1. Re:Definition is the Key by MBGMorden · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not really. What we're looking at here is the suitability of something for BEING the measuring stick. You can say that 300 pulsar pulses is a second, or you can say that the time it takes for 2000 cesium atoms to decay is a second if you like (both numbers pulled completely out of thin air, as for the purposes of this discussion actual measurements are irrelevant), and that technically can define a second, but the suitability of that measuring stick is in how consistent those events are. If the cesium atoms are decaying at a far more consistently measurable rate than the pulsar is pulsing, then that is a better measuring stick.

      It'd be like saying that a mile is officially defined as how far a certain runner can run in 10 minutes. The fact that it's the official definition doesn't change that it's a poor measurement method, because of the inherent variability involved.

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    2. Re:Definition is the Key by vlm · · Score: 1

      The problem is when you cross correlate 100 or 1000 pulsars or atomic clocks to see how well these "measuring sticks" match each other.

      Turns out pocket watches are pretty cruddy, pulsars are OK although they assumed they'd be the best (oops), various atomic standards are best although some are better than others.

      Look at how NTP works and select clocks.

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    3. Re:Definition is the Key by Nyeerrmm · · Score: 1

      I think the question is one of precision more than accuracy. You're correct, the standard is infinitely accurate by definition (well, more precisely the expectation or mean of your standard is infinitely accurate).

      What this is saying, though, is that the variance of the standard from its own mean is smaller for man-made atomic clocks than it is for celestial clocks such as pulsars.

    4. Re:Definition is the Key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of the definition, I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the rotation of the earth... Isn't that how the second originally came to be?

  10. science journal DUH! by Michael+Kristopeit · · Score: 1

    it doesn't matter if pulsars are more accurate... you'd have to be so far away to observe it, that the photons can get warped by gaseous lenses in between the observation point and the star.

    1. Re:science journal DUH! by LucidBeast · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, maybe your atom clock is more accurate, but my pulsar timepiece has way brighter display.

  11. Cheap inferior intergalactic imports ... by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    The preprint of their paper, available on the arXiv, shows that terrestrial clocks exceed the accuracy and stability of the astrophysical 'clocks' by all sensible measures, in some cases by several orders of magnitude."

    ... are obviously not a quality substitute for stuff Made on Earth, despite what Wal-Mart may claim.

    Are you sure that the star child workers billions of light years away from our planet are not putting poisonous lead into the atomic clocks made for *your* childeren . . . ?

    Buy Made on Earth!

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    1. Re:Cheap inferior intergalactic imports ... by robot256 · · Score: 1

      Buy Made on Earth!

      ...in China!

    2. Re:Cheap inferior intergalactic imports ... by anarche · · Score: 1

      Buy Made on Earth!

      ...in China!

      ...in Taiwan! wait..

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  12. Duh. by Cyberax · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Considering that we're using atomic clocks to detect the rate of _spin_ _down_ of several neutron stars (and of course, starquakes and glitches), claiming that neutron stars are somehow superior is just stupid.

    1. Re:Duh. by astar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      there is a strong ideological motivation for the claim that pulsars do it best.

      consider that humans can do something new in the universe that the universe can not otherwise do

      so this has implications on the nature of the universe and mans relationship to the universe

      many of the resulting treatments crap on dominate assumptions that many people think are true

    2. Re:Duh. by AmazinglySmooth · · Score: 1

      You can use one pulsar to measure another.

    3. Re:Duh. by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      How?

      The speed of spindown is far less than the rate of typical pulsar. You just won't get enough precision to detect spin down and glitches.

    4. Re:Duh. by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Well, since the man-made clocks still rely on natural phenomena (just different phenomena than a pulsar) I don't understand why a knowledgeable person would have that motivation. Perhaps I just answered my own question.

    5. Re:Duh. by epiphani · · Score: 1

      The universe can't count in prime numbers. Thinking we can't keep time (a relative concept to begin with) better for than the universe can is somewhat silly.

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    6. Re:Duh. by astar · · Score: 1

      so let us suppose you are knowledgable. then let us frame this as similar to an ideological motivation, really deeper, but we are not really dealing very often with an actually conscious bias. so since you are knowledgeable, I do not have to bring up unfortunate examples in science of ideological influence. even with good data, the ones that immeadiately come to mind take 50-80 years to deal with. and a little more broadly, it is useful to think of creationism as an ideology. and still more broadly you might think about most viewpoints that say that money has intrinsic value.

    7. Re:Duh. by AstroMatt · · Score: 1

      No stupid is spouting off when you don't really know much of what you're talking about. Fact: for a long time pulsars *were* more accurate than atomic clocks. The technology of atomic clocks got better, but the neutron stars stayed the same. They are in fact excellent clocks - 1.4 times the mass of the sun, spinning up to 1000 times per second. Rates of period change roughly 10^{-15} seconds per second. There's pi x 10^7 seconds per year, so that's a very stable period :-)

    8. Re:Duh. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      The universe can't count in prime numbers.

      Yes, it can. Humans and computers are both part of the universe, and both can count in prime numbers.

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    9. Re:Duh. by MrMista_B · · Score: 1

      > consider that humans can do something new in the universe that the universe can not otherwise do

      Like, say, grow a beard, drive a car, eat popcorn, watch TV, or post on /.

    10. Re:Duh. by reverseengineer · · Score: 2, Informative

      My first thought was it it seems totally obvious that atomic clocks would make a superior standard. The comparison is monitoring a controlled ensemble of atoms versus monitoring pulses from a star, light-years away, with proper motion relative to the earth. Atomic clocks are also continuously tuned to provide a consistent signal, and ultimately are dependent on atomic transitions that are governed by fundamental constants, while as the parent notes, pulsars are like motors that gradually spin down over time. However, in the introduction of the paper, the authors do indeed cite over a dozen papers that state that natural astrophysical oscillators are or at least could be the best clocks in the the universe, so the authors do not appear to merely knock down a straw man.

      From the paper, it appears at least some of these claims highlight the accuracy of some of these natural oscillators while not taking into account the increased random noise from a stellar source, or the long-term decay of the natural system. It appears that other claims are simply due to the claimants not keeping up with the rapid pace of advancement in atomic clock design, such that whatever super-accurate pulsar or white dwarf an astrophysicist finds is really only as good as the best atomic clocks used to be.

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    11. Re:Duh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      consider that humans can do something new in the universe that the universe can not otherwise do

      I fail to see how this follows. First off, we don't know all of what the universe is capable of. Until we've exhausted our knowledge of the universe, we will never know the truth of that statement. So far, we only know that our clocks are better than pulsars. But that's as far as anyone can take it.

      Second, from an ideological standpoint, your statement will never be true. We exist in a certain system, i.e. the universe. In fact, we are defined by this system. Without the universe, and the rules of the universe, we do not exist. Thus by definition, anything we do, the universe is capable of doing--even if it has to do it through us.

      This is a perfect example. Our clocks are made from the periodic decay of atoms, which are a natural phenomena existing in the universe irrespective of humanity. Thus, we haven't actually created anything that the universe couldn't do, we merely came upon it within our own frame of reference and harnessed it in a way that's useful to us. But the atoms will keep on decaying at the same rate and period regardless of whether we are present observing or not.

      You can say that according to quantum theory, the atoms aren't doing anything until we observe it. But in the multi-worlds theory, you're basically saying there is no system until it is observed, in which case the point becomes moot because there's no "better" or "superior" when there's no system to compare it to. Can't have your cake and eat it too.

    12. Re:Duh. by astar · · Score: 1

      I can not speak exactly for why there is a claim that astrophysics guys seem to like to claim pulsars are the best time keepers. elsewhere I talked about ideology. keeping it simple, if you think physics is finite, you could easily not like the idea of truly new man made configurations of matter exhibiting phenomena that could be considered new in the universe.

      on prime numbers, I recall reading sort of a jesuit journal on math around the golden mean and so on, and while I am easily correctable, I seem to recall a connection to prime numbers and we are there trying to deal with natural phenomena. on the other hand, everything is connected to everything from my point of view.

    13. Re:Duh. by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Really? Let's assume that pulsars are accurate to 10^-1

      Cesium clocks got down to 1 part in 10^9 accuracy by 1954. By 1960 the cesium standard was ratified (1 second = 9 192 631 770 hyperfine transitions of Cs-133 atom between ground states) which had 10 significant digits.

      By 1967 commercial atomic clocks of that precision were on the market and laboratories were developing the rubidium standard (which can give you 1 in 10^15 parts precision).

      Pulsars were first discovered in 1967. And since the rate of pulsars is so low, you have to integrate their signals for several years to get comparable precision (which is written in the paper). And consider that neutron stars can experience sudden glitches which can not be modeled or predicted.

      So no, I think atomic clocks were at least as good as pulsars from the start.

    14. Re:Duh. by astar · · Score: 1

      come on, grow a beard, this is pretty much a genome thing and lots of non-human entities have facial hair, usually a lot of hair all over. you would hardly bother to classify this phenomena as generated by individual intelligence, individual brains, or individual creativity. are you actually trying for a honest meaniful remark or are you just playing ideology games.

      you might see my remark on physics as finite

    15. Re:Duh. by suomynonAyletamitlU · · Score: 1

      there is a strong ideological motivation for the claim that pulsars do it best.

      Ideologically speaking, when ideology and science clash, ideology should take the back seat and shut the fuck up.

    16. Re:Duh. by astar · · Score: 1

      ideology does not mix well with many things and mixing with science seems particularly counterproductive. but i do not expect to see ideology fully avoided. It would be good to make the hidden assumptions clear though. We might find that say Darkin and the IDers have some assumptions in common:-)

    17. Re:Duh. by thogard · · Score: 1

      I looked into using pulsars as GPS like signals. The current Navstar GPS system takes into account wobble caused by the Sun, Moon, Jupiter and Saturn and a minor correction. To use pulsars as clocks, you have to throw in their local gravity issues which will be on the order of 5 to 12 additional vectors. (thats 3d polar vectors just for more fun). I don't think enough is known about their local environment to make the statement that they are better than current atomic clocks. There have been experiments to map the surface of pulsars that have shown some features of their energy dissipation can be measured down to about 2 meters. Not bad for a signal that has a free space loss of something in the order of -450 db and still has to be filtered out by modern GPS receivers.

    18. Re:Duh. by AstroMatt · · Score: 1

      A friend happened to be the referee when this paper was submitted to the Astrophysical Journal. He wrote: "I was referee of this paper for ApJL and rejected it, because the author confuses accuracy with stability. The terrestrial clocks are more accurate, but lose stability much faster than wds and pulsars. One a aside, the author is a hard creationist and has several books saying Einstein is wrong. We are in good company."

  13. Nah, best clock is my girlfriend's clock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She is always precisely on time, while I am always late.

    1. Re:Nah, best clock is my girlfriend's clock by Explodicle · · Score: 1

      That's better than her being late!

    2. Re:Nah, best clock is my girlfriend's clock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better than you being on time (or early) and her being late...

      I hope that wasn't too far overhead :P

  14. Re:Hell yeah! by JayJay.br · · Score: 1

    Please excuse the poor english.

    A man walks up to God and says:
    Oh God, since for you, the whole age of the universe means just a second,
    As for you all distance in the galaxies is merely a small step,
    As for you all money on Earth is just a cent... ...would you give me a cent?

    God says:

    - Just a second, please.

  15. alien-made clocks ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assuming that man-made clocks are the best in the universe seems a bit arrogant to me. Considering there are billions of galaxies with billions of stars each, some aliens might do better. ^^

    1. Re:alien-made clocks ? by Michael+Kristopeit · · Score: 1

      why would they need to?

    2. Re:alien-made clocks ? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      So you deny aliens the status as man? That's biosphereism! :-)

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  16. Re:Hell yeah! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    He laughs at all those who think the pulsars are there to measure time.

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  17. So are you saying.... by halivar · · Score: 0

    Pulsars are terrible wristwatches??? Really?

    Bah-DUM-bum *PSSSSHHHHH*

  18. Time Is Irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time is irrelevant, pulsar time, now, doubly so. :-P

  19. Precision is not the same as Accuracy by bano · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The summary seems to use precision and accuracy interchangeably, they are in fact quite different.

    1. Re:Precision is not the same as Accuracy by shoobe01 · · Score: 1

      Thankfully someone caught this before me. Clocks are all about precision. If your clock is inaccurate, set it. If you don't know the difference between precision and accuracy, please stop writing (or editing) blurbs summarizing findings from science journals for the technology section of well-known websites.

    2. Re:Precision is not the same as Accuracy by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      If your clock is inaccurate, set it.

      How do you set a pulsar?
      BTW, should I set it to UTC or local time?
      SCNR :-)

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    3. Re:Precision is not the same as Accuracy by tpstigers · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'd argue the exact opposite. Accuracy in a clock goes beyond the instant it's first set. If it doesn't run accurately, no amount of precision in the universe will help it. And if it's accurate, it doesn't matter if it's counting centuries, years, days or nanoseconds. For those who want examples: "I was born at 4:15 am EST in the year 1492" is a precise but inaccurate statement. "I was born some time in the sixties" is an accurate but imprecise statement.

    4. Re:Precision is not the same as Accuracy by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      Mod up. I was just about to whine about the same.

    5. Re:Precision is not the same as Accuracy by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Well, no, they said "precision", and then they said "accuracy and stability", two things that combine to imply precision.

      And they're talking about precision as a feature of the natural phenomenon being measured, not numerical precision as a mathematical construct used to record the measurements.

    6. Re:Precision is not the same as Accuracy by rm999 · · Score: 1

      I am not an expert on these things, but I'll give an explanation of my best understanding of what they are talking about. Someone please correct me if I am wrong. I am basing a lot of this comment off this page (http://www.febo.com/pages/stability/).

      The article is talking about "frequency stability", which is related to both accuracy and precision. When you are talking about keeping time, frequency stability effectively provides a ceiling on both accuracy and the precision you should use. In other words, if your clock is not more stable than some frequency F over some period of time tau, you should not use a precision greater than F, and you should not claim your clock is more accurate than F over the time period tau.

      In other words, by claiming the "frequency stability" is better in one clock than another, they are making a statement about both accuracy and the sensible precision to use when referring to the clocks.

    7. Re:Precision is not the same as Accuracy by Dahamma · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The funny thing is you may be both right (and both wrong ;) The importance of accuracy vs precision for a clock really depends on how you want to use it.

      Do you want to make sure you are on time for your meeting? Then it's better to be accurate. Do you want to build a good DAC? Then you better have a precise clock.

      In the first case, you want to minimize drift from some accepted "true reference value" over time, but the precision of each pulse/tick probably won't matter. In the second, you want to minimize the difference between each tick, but it's ok if it slowly drifts over time...

    8. Re:Precision is not the same as Accuracy by selven · · Score: 1

      And here the correct one is precision. Accuracy implies the existence of an absolute standard of time to compare them to, which doesn't exist. If something is precise, it's not necessarily being accurate ("correct"), but it's being consistent.

    9. Re:Precision is not the same as Accuracy by thousandinone · · Score: 1

      As I understand it... Accuracy, in terms of clocks, is instantaneous; how close it is to what is accepted as the 'correct' time.

      Precision, on the other hand, is consistency in how it measures time. (ie, 10 seconds as counted by the clock is always the same timeframe)

      There are cases where a clock that isn't perfectly accurate is useful (ie. setting a chronically late persons clock 10 minutes ahead to compensate for lateness), but there aren't many cases where a less precise clock could have utility over a more precise one.


      Any clock can be accurate at any given moment, as you can set it to the current time, but a more precise clock will require less adjustment over time. If you lose 1 minute per year on your clock, it needs adjustment far less than if you lose 1 minute per day.

    10. Re:Precision is not the same as Accuracy by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

      At the time of my posting this, the comment immediately above yours is asking whether the best clock is simply the one in your frame of reference.

      As a physicist, I find the combination of these two posts very entertaining.

      When it comes to time, precision and accuracy are the same thing in the "normal" 3D world we live in due to relativity. That is, accuracy is a function of a set of measurements different from your measurement of time.

    11. Re:Precision is not the same as Accuracy by drkim · · Score: 1

      You can set it however you want, just watch out for the damn alarm button!

  20. Better than all natural clocks, perhaps. by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    But best in the universe? Unlikely.

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    1. Re:Better than all natural clocks, perhaps. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Do you have a better one?

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    2. Re:Better than all natural clocks, perhaps. by LockeOnLogic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe aliens do (i'm half joking)

    3. Re:Better than all natural clocks, perhaps. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      There's a better one at Maximegalon.

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    4. Re:Better than all natural clocks, perhaps. by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Their clocks are wrong.

      They are digging in the wrong place.

    5. Re:Better than all natural clocks, perhaps. by anarche · · Score: 1

      Whichever clock resets the Big Bang (and time itself..)

      http://www.impactlab.com/2007/02/13/dangerbomb-alarm-clock-for-that-explosive-morning-wakeup/

      ok, so maybe not that big, but at 7am all bangs are big...

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    6. Re:Better than all natural clocks, perhaps. by houghi · · Score: 1

      You must be joking. Clearly that has been investigated and Man-Made clock came out trumps. Bit the same as the miss universe election.

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    7. Re:Better than all natural clocks, perhaps. by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > i'm half joking

      I'm not. It is extremely unlikely that the observable universe (14B lightyear radius) does not contain at least one species more technologically advanced than us.

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    8. Re:Better than all natural clocks, perhaps. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Because your intuition says? Did you also know that it is extremely difficult to have all conditions met for life to evolve?

    9. Re:Better than all natural clocks, perhaps. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Life as we know it...

  21. Overstate much? by Itninja · · Score: 1

    The universe? Really? Maybe the known universe. Or, maybe if we redefine 'universe' to mean Earth. But, I bet there's some sentient algae out there with a better clock.

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    1. Re:Overstate much? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Known universe is implied you pedantic dolt.
      If more data comes in, then they can reevaluate the claim. We can not base a claim on what data might happen in the future.

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    2. Re:Overstate much? by zygotic+mitosis · · Score: 1

      If we take 'universe' here to mean Earth, then I think pulsars are excluded anyway.

    3. Re:Overstate much? by Itninja · · Score: 1

      whoosh!

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  22. Aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somewhere out there, the aliens reading this are laughing

    1. Re:Aliens by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Somewhere out there, the aliens reading this are laughing

      Yes, but only until they find out that their Higgs clocks are now heavily disturbed by the LHC and therefore don't work as well as they did before.

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  23. The universe is 13.75 +/- .17 billion years old.. by Dalambertian · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...contrary to numerous claims in astrophysical literature that the natural timing provided by pulsars and white dwarfs is the most precise.

    Well now I know why astronomers have such huge error bars - they've been using pulsars to tell time!

  24. How do they know? by BitterOak · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How do you determine which is the best clock in the universe? Don't you need a better one to run a comparison against?

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    1. Re:How do they know? by EkriirkE · · Score: 1

      I don't know about in the universe, but they sure can compare the pulsars to human atomic clocks.

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    2. Re:How do they know? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      A simple way is to take two of them and see how much they differ. If they were perfect clocks, they'd always show exactly the same time.

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    3. Re:How do they know? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      If you had just one atomic clock and one pulsar, and you tried to measure the period of one against the period of the other, you wouldn't know which was introducing more noise.

      But,

      You can run your atomic clocks against each other to determine relative accuracy of atomic clocks.

      And you can run pulsars against each other to determine relative accuracy of pulsars.

      So then you can run pulsars against atomic clocks to determine relative accuracy between them.

    4. Re:How do they know? by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      And when they're not the same, how do you know which one is better?

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    5. Re:How do they know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You take two of the any particular kind of ultimate clock and see how they agree with each other over time.

      (Well, more complicated than simple agreement, you compensate for constant drive then measure the entropy of the distribution of the phase noise that you get when you subtract the output of the two clocks).

    6. Re:How do they know? by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      So pulsars as a group are not perfect timepieces, but there may still exist a specific pulsar that is superior?

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    7. Re:How do they know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess, and apparently we built it. I assume they mean best in known universe.

    8. Re:How do they know? by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      You evaluate them against the "one-mississippi, two-mississippi" method, which as everyone knows is the gold standard for counting seconds.

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    9. Re:How do they know? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You compare two clocks built the same way. Since they are basically identical, it's a fair assumption that they also have the same precision.

      If you have a clock with known precision (measured the way described above), you can measure a different clock with it. If the measured precision is worse than the known precision of the known clock, you know the other clock is worse. If the measured precision is equal to the precision of the known clock, the other clock is at least as precise. In order to learn more about its precision, you have to compare it either to a clock known to be more precise, or to (a copy of) itself.

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    10. Re:How do they know? by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      Only if it were manufactured to very exacting specifications.

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    11. Re:How do they know? by treeves · · Score: 1

      I would think your method would detect noise, but not monotonic changes.

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    12. Re:How do they know? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Yes. "Noise" is what it's all about.

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    13. Re:How do they know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you were trying to empirically measure the passage of time. We're discussing the precision of clocks, which varies depending on our uncertainty in the measurements. This uncertainty can be calculated, determined statistically, or a combination.

      Accuracy is what requires comparison.

    14. Re:How do they know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just need a set of examples of each type of clock, and look at how well they agree with each other. So to compare atomic clocks with pulsars, you would look at a whole bunch of pulsars and a whole bunch of atomic clocks of the same type to find out how much variability there is in the signal from each. For a perfect clock, all the copies of it would tick at the same time, but real-world clocks have random jitter in the timing of the pulses.

    15. Re:How do they know? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      If the pulsars are all slowing down, you couldn't use pulsars to detect it.

      But there's not likely to be a correlation between the slowing of pulsars and the slowing of a particular Cesium atom's oscillations, so you can probably see the slowing of pulsars really well when you compare pulsars to atomic clocks. Over the million or so years it takes to see either of them drift...

  25. Re:Hell yeah! by __aaoyac5342 · · Score: 1

    He's right behind you.

  26. Re:Hell yeah! by garompeta · · Score: 1

    I'm within your potentiality

  27. Oh really? by merikari · · Score: 1

    Let's see which ones are still running after a few million years.

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  28. Somewhere on another planet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hey, look, those primitive carbon based lifeforms are being stupidly arrogant again"

  29. Best in the universe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet the Romulans beg to differ.

  30. General Relativity Simplified by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How does gravity affect light?

    Strictly speaking it does not - it bends space-time and light travels on a straight line which looks bent. Think of it this way - you took off and flew in a straight line from Edmonton, Alberta to London, UK someone in orbit would see that you had actually flown a curved path on the surface of the Earth. Light is the same - it thinks it is following a straight line but when looked at from a different frame it appears as a curve.

    1. Re:General Relativity Simplified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of it this way - you took off and flew in a straight line from Edmonton, Alberta to London, UK someone in orbit would see that you had actually flown a curved path on the surface of the Earth.

      While this is true it misses the point.

      An analogy that works for me is what happens when you look at the path a plane follows on those in-flight entertainment systems when you're on a long distance flight. The path on the map looks curved but in reality it's as straight as possible (if the plane flies the shortest distance between two points).

      You may object and say that obviously you can't represent the curved surface of the Earth on a flat surface and this is the reason why the path looks curved on the map. But that's exactly the same reason why light paths influenced by gravity seem curved but are actually as straight as they can be.

  31. How do you figure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do you figure the 'best' clock? You compare two clocks, they differ, which one is wrong? I'm cunfused.

  32. No competition here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet, nature created man and used him as a tool to create a very precise clock. There's no competition here, really.

  33. Ridiculous story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a ridiculous story..

      From the first week that pulsars were discovered, back in 196X, it was known that they were slowing down.

  34. This is news? by Angst+Badger · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The irregularity of pulsars has been known for decades now. Most of them are better than your watch, but I've got a textbook on pulsars that's twenty years old and mentions the drifts in their frequency in the first few pages.

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    1. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes me wonder how widespread this belief actually is. It sounds more like an oft-repeated factoid.

  35. Relativity by Meditato · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't this only work if you used a classical space-time model, or at least normalized to our local frame of reference? If we account for relativistic effects, wouldn't an external observer probably not see the same degree of accuracy from our clocks as we perceive? And the "most accurate" claim doesn't address other possible phenomena, such as isotopic decay in natural circumstances.

  36. Swiss technology by sxrysafis · · Score: 1

    Man-made atomic clocks, as opposed to the atomic clocks made by aliens.

    1. Re:Swiss technology by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      Legal or illegal aliens?

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    2. Re:Swiss technology by Lord_of_the_nerf · · Score: 1

      So one of those Swiss Clock Council creeps got you too, huh?

  37. It's one in 10^15 by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Most of them are better than your watch, but I've got a textbook on pulsars that's twenty years old and mentions the drifts in their frequency in the first few pages.

    Uh yes it's been known that pulsars do in fact have period drift for many years. However for quite some time after their discovery, their drift was vastly smaller than any man-made clock. This is what lead to the common belief that pulsars are the best (known) clocks in the universe, because for at least several decades they were. Man-made clocks have made tremendous improvements however, and now are better than pulsars. Those super-awesome clocks still experience frequency instability, though. It's just on the order of 1 in 10^17 instead of 10^15 like the best pulsars.

    Which based on the statement that our clocks have improved "more than an order of magnitude, on average, in each decade", while we have not found pulsars significantly better than those previously known, means that it's possible that when your textbook was written man-made clocks were only just surpassing pulsars or possibly even still behind.

    So yeah this probably is not NEW news, but it's probably going to be news to a lot of people who had the (previously correct) idea that pulsars were better than the best man-made clocks. And no you shouldn't have assumed man-made clocks were better based simply on the existence of frequency instability in pulsars.

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    1. Re:It's one in 10^15 by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      And no you shouldn't have assumed man-made clocks were better based simply on the existence of frequency instability in pulsars.

      Point taken, though by way of an excuse, my assumption was basically that in order to measure the instability of a pulsar, you'd have to have a chronometer that was more stable at the same or higher resolution. I shall now go research how the measurements were made in the first place with great enthusiasm and curiosity, so thanks for the correction!

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  38. What does 'time' mean? by Xorlium · · Score: 1

    I don't understand, how do they define time so that one measure is 'better' than another? Just consistency or what? In other words, how do they know which one is more 'accurate'? (what does 'accurate' mean?)

  39. Re:Hell yeah! by anarche · · Score: 1

    mod parent up funny - that one is going straight into the Vault!

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  40. Which is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't the question really which object is the best oscillator, atoms, ions or pulsars?

    The only man-made components are the manipulation, measurement and observation.

  41. What happens when the clocks stop? by Platinumrat · · Score: 1

    I suppose that the article may be correct from a purely technical perspective. But, it doesn't take into account the reasons behind which scientists are looking to pulsars and white dwarfs for a gold standard. Atomic clocks will only maintain time while we are technologically advanced. ie, they do not maintain time during or after any of singularity events that may happen. So if there is an event disruptive to civilisation, the clocks stop, but the pulsars,etc, will still be there. Thus any subsequent intelligent, technological society would be able to maintain a continuous time reference if they so desired and any of the original reference material was available.

    1. Re:What happens when the clocks stop? by pipedwho · · Score: 1

      I assume you mean a long term historical reference. Since I highly doubt that anyone would care about microsecond accuracy 10000 years after a 'singularity' event.

      For long term referencing, other more obvious interstellar events would be much more effective.

      The most likely reason for wanting a stable periodic reference from a pulsar is it could establish a baseline from where observed perturbations would allow the inference of third party gravitational distortions.

  42. Chaos by Maalstrom+Aran · · Score: 1

    It's all Chaos. Nothing is perfect. All the rules and predictions can't prevent something eventually going wrong. That clock comes close simply because we've controlled it to the extreme.

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  43. Not at all condescending... by gbutler69 · · Score: 1

    Gravity affects light (electro-magnetic radiation in discrete quanta called photons) in the exact same way it affects mass: F = G * m1 * m2 / r^2 where m1 and m2 are the masses of the respective bodies. G is the universal gravitation constant. r is the distance between the bodies. A photon of light has mass: m = E/c2 (where c is the velocity of light in a vacuum) and E is the energy of the photon (which is determined by the frequency). CAVEAT: The above uses the classical Newtonian formula for gravity. At the velocity of light, it isn't 100% correct. To have the exact correct value one must use the general theory of relativity (which the newtonian formula is an approximation of at normal velocities and energy levels). Regardlesss, the point is that mass and light are affecte the same by gravity.

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    1. Re:Not at all condescending... by gbutler69 · · Score: 1

      change m=E/c2 to m=E/c^2

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  44. I thought this was already known by khallow · · Score: 1

    I don't understand the point of this article. It's already known that pulsars shift in timing as they radiate energy into space and cool. This cooling process causes two effects, a slowing down of the pulsar's rotation rate and rearrangement of the interior of the pulsar (apparently there are plenty of phase changes in the internal structure of the pulsar, which has the side effect of changing the moment of inertia for the pulsar. Either effect is as I understand it, larger than the error in cesium clocks.

    1. Re:I thought this was already known by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      These people are talking about short-term random jitter.

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  45. Pulsars just keep on ticking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The manmade clock might be more accurate in the short term, but the pulsar will keep on ticking perhaps millions of times longer or more.

  46. Re:Hell yeah! by BotnetZombie · · Score: 1

    Man discovered both of these methods for measuring time - he didn't create the properties being measured.
    You can measure distance with a stick and you can also measure it more precisely by observing how far light travels within a given time. Who's the loser now?

  47. Hmmm ... by jc42 · · Score: 1

    So where can we get the list of all the atomic clocks in the universe? I'm sure that lots of researchers here on Earth would like to read it.

    I am a bit surprised to read that none of the other technological civilizations out there have ever built a clock better than ours. Does this mean that we've reached the best possible clock, and we'll never build a better one?

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  48. Aren't Earth based clocks inacurate? by SupremoMan · · Score: 1

    I thought being stuck in Earths gravity field means our time is off compered to the rest of the universe.

  49. So what methodology did they use? by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    I mean, run a hundred atomic clocks (and compare their results) vs a hundred pulsars?

    I'd think it could only mean all atomic clocks are a subject to the same interference in equal degree, while pulsars are subject to different interferences, being so spatially scattered et al.

    I mean, if -all- atomic clocks are off by almost exactly 0.01s in a hour, what is there to tell us they are? They will all still show the same number.

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    1. Re:So what methodology did they use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing, they compared the variance of each method.
      Using multiple clocks, over an arbitrary period there will be a distribution of measurements. For example if you start all the atomic clocks at the same time, after a period you define as 1 hour, you will have readings that translate to 1.00001h, .99998h, 1.00005h, 1.00002h, etc. The more precise method will have a smaller distribution.
      Also, using a single clock you can make multiple measurements of something that is invariant like the speed of light and compare the distributions.

  50. Hats off!! by williamjasso · · Score: 1

    It is really a big achievement for mankind on Earth. Hats off to all the humans!! http://www.articlesbase.com/health-articles/force-factor-review-amp-free-trial-2113761.html

  51. Well, to be fair to the universe... by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

    I don't think quasars were designed with accurate temporal measurement in mind. Rather a pointless comparison, really.

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  52. This makes obvious sense to me by louks · · Score: 2, Informative

    My guess is that pulsar timing is similar in concept to what happened when John Harrison when he tried making an accurate clock for determining longitude.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harrison

    His early clocks just kept getting larger and more complex, but they were never able to achieve the needed accuracy on a moving, rocking ship for weeks on end.

    His solution? He made an very SMALL clock, what amounts to a pocket watch, and was able to achieve accuracy in a variable environment.

    Atoms are always going to be more consistent than a celestial object, because electrons can be less susceptible to external forces like aerodynamic drag, object imperfections and inconsistencies, impact bombardment, proximity of other similar objects, and the myriad other things that can affect rotation of an object larger than, say, a cat.

    Sure, our "man-made" clocks are more accurate, but that is only because nature has better oscillators that we are capable of observing.

  53. Excellent! by stam26 · · Score: 0

    Now that we have the best clocks in the universe, it's time to sell them to the aliens!