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Physicists Do What Einstein Thought Impossible

An anonymous reader writes "Einstein worked on Brownian motion (the movement of small particles in a fluid as they collide with the fluid's molecules) in 1905, but said it would be 'impossible' to determine the speed and direction of a single particle during this dance. Now researchers have gone and done it, by suspending a dust-sized glass sphere in air (which slowed down its dance moves, since it had fewer collisions with spaced-out air molecules than it would have had with water molecules). The researchers held the sphere in place with 'laser chopsticks,' and then watched how the glass bead bounced around to determine its direction and speed (abstract)."

193 comments

  1. Magic words... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Funny

    You had me at "laser chopsticks".

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    1. Re:Magic words... by vandoravp · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Laser chopsticks" sounds way cooler than "optical tweezer" from TFAbstract. They should've gone with that in the paper.

    2. Re:Magic words... by infinite9 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Laser chopsticks suck. They keep cooking your sushi before you can get it to your mouth.

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    3. Re:Magic words... by Yvan256 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bhey alfo burn your mouf.

    4. Re:Magic words... by Tetsujin · · Score: 3, Funny

      You had me at "laser chopsticks".

      Interesting... How do you suppose laser chopsticks would compare to, say, a laser spanner, or a sonic screwdriver?

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    5. Re:Magic words... by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      You had me at "laser chopsticks".

      So you could say it was the optical tweezers that caught your eyes.

    6. Re:Magic words... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Informative

      They would clearly be more "chopsticky".

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    7. Re:Magic words... by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      You had me at "laser chopsticks".

      It's that stupid shark that makes handling them harder than regular chopsticks.

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    8. Re:Magic words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but how do they compare to anti-matter chopsticks

    9. Re:Magic words... by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I drank a sonic screwdriver once. They don't taste nearly as good as you might think.

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    10. Re:Magic words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they don't. They are needed to attach the lasers to the sharks' heads.

    11. Re:Magic words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Laser chopsticks! It dices, cut, cooks and fries! Call now and receive a free shark!

      Made in China!

    12. Re:Magic words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You typed that with your mouth?!

      Ouch!

    13. Re:Magic words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sonic is serving alcoholic beverages now? Shit, and I liked them already for their shakes and burgers. I'm heading there for lunch NOW!!

    14. Re:Magic words... by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Do not look at chopstick with remaining eye.

    15. Re:Magic words... by zardozap · · Score: 1

      That's all well and good, but nothing beats the PanGalactic Gargle Blaster.

    16. Re:Magic words... by RDW · · Score: 2, Informative

      'Interesting... How do you suppose laser chopsticks would compare to, say, a laser spanner, or a sonic screwdriver?'

      Well, there's a definitive answer to the screwdriver question here:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue4On8QINxQ

    17. Re:Magic words... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      I thought the magic word was “impossible”. Because every time someone says that, someone else will prove it possible only seconds later. Or at least die trying. ^^

      Also: Someone, ages ago, said that something is impossible, and now we can do it... News at 11. :)

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    18. Re:Magic words... by itlurksbeneath · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Cleans your teeth, though..

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    19. Re:Magic words... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then the eyes caught fire.
      And the fire caught your hair.
      Until the firefighters caught your smoldering remains in a urn.

      Now it’s your turn. ;)

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    20. Re:Magic words... by clarkkent09 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Master Miyagi: Man who catch dust-sized glass sphere with laser chopsticks accomplish anything.

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    21. Re:Magic words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd love to see that.

    22. Re:Magic words... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Well, you need to provide your own booze, but otherwise, yes. They even have "happy hour" every day between 2 - 4 pm.

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    23. Re:Magic words... by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1

      Do they come with a Graty, and can I get 2 for the price of 1 if I call in the next 20 minutes?

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    24. Re:Magic words... by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      They don't produce Earth Shattering KA-BOOMs?

    25. Re:Magic words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I drank a sonic screwdriver once. They don't taste nearly as good as you might think.

      You mean they don't taste as good as they sound....

    26. Re:Magic words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the point is to mount them on sharks so it can use them to catch fish.

    27. Re:Magic words... by treeves · · Score: 5, Funny

      Fire-breathing Dragon Naturally Speaking!

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    28. Re:Magic words... by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Only on Slashdot would my previous comment be modded "interesting" instead of "funny".... :-)

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    29. Re:Magic words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting... How do you suppose laser chopsticks would compare to, say, a laser spanner, or a sonic screwdriver?

      A shark would use the chopsticks and the spanner but not the screwdriver.

    30. Re:Magic words... by EdIII · · Score: 1

      Should have had a Warp Core. They used to be served at the Star Trek Experience in Las Vegas. I drank the one intended for 4 people and it tasted fucking awesome. I started in on the 2nd one and the next thing I remember was waking up on a cold tile floor in a bathroom. Not in the Men's room either, and not in the state of Nevada.

      Highly Recommended.

    31. Re:Magic words... by bigredpaul · · Score: 1

      Who eats sushi with chopsticks?

    32. Re:Magic words... by dintech · · Score: 1

      Most people. Visit Japan, it's fun.

    33. Re:Magic words... by gnud · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah, not that many sites have a moderation system like slashdot's :P

    34. Re:Magic words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm thinking more on the lines of laser spoon. Now that would be cool.

    35. Re:Magic words... by somersault · · Score: 1

      Not sure about laser chopsticks, but here's an example of antimatter chopsticks :)

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    36. Re:Magic words... by somersault · · Score: 1

      Not all of us enjoy being dateraped.

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    37. Re:Magic words... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      but nothing beats the PanGalactic Gargle Blaster.

      Errr, In Soviet Amerikkka, PanGalactic Gargle Blaster beats you?!
      Like a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

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    38. Re:Magic words... by bigredpaul · · Score: 1

      My impression of Japan was that sushi was finger-food.

    39. Re:Magic words... by inicom · · Score: 1

      Exactly right. Using hashi (chopsticks) to pick up normal maki sushi is like someone here using a fork for french fries.

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    40. Re:Magic words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Burma Shave?

    41. Re:Magic words... by dintech · · Score: 1

      My Japanese fiancee disagrees.

  2. To avoid confusion by CorporateSuit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Laser chopsticks were invented to keep chow mein hot until the end of the meal.

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    1. Re:To avoid confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, "Laser Chopsticks" were invented so that sharks with frickin' laser beams could eat their sushi without all that chasing and chomping.

    2. Re:To avoid confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      How did this get modded "insightful"? It's a joke, you idiots.

    3. Re:To avoid confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the cauterization prevents you from getting hungry again an hour later.

    4. Re:To avoid confusion by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. No one, except me apparently, actually eats chow mein.

      I've never actually ordered chow mein without the clerk checking to make sure I didn't really mean lo mein.

      Once they checked twice. Ordered chow mein.

      Them: "You want chow mein not lo mein?"
      Me: "Yep, chow mein."

      Them: "You SURE you want chow mein right? Chow mein have no noodle.".

      I get the feeling that they have to redo most chow-mein orders . . .

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    5. Re:To avoid confusion by IQgryn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Funny mod doesn't grant any karma, so people will sometimes mod something they enjoy Insightful even if it isn't.

    6. Re:To avoid confusion by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

      That's strage because Chow Mein IS a noodle dish, the name means literally "stir fried noodles" whereas lo mein means "mixed/stirred noodles".

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    7. Re:To avoid confusion by MBGMorden · · Score: 2, Informative

      Must be regional variation. Around here chow mein is mostly cabbage with onions, celery and your choice of meat cooked in. No noodles at all. Looking at the wiki article on chow mein, that particular dish looks like what is usually called chow mei-fun in the local restaurants.

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    8. Re:To avoid confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strawberry rice?

    9. Re:To avoid confusion by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Just like they mod people trolls when they disagree.

      Mods are always thinkin outside the box. ;)

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    10. Re:To avoid confusion by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Them: "You SURE you want chow mein right? Chow mein have no noodle.".

      Sounds like your favorite restaurant doesn't know how to make chow mein...

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    11. Re:To avoid confusion by macshit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Must be regional variation. Around here chow mein is mostly cabbage with onions, celery and your choice of meat cooked in. No noodles at all. Looking at the wiki article on chow mein, that particular dish looks like what is usually called chow mei-fun in the local restaurants.

      Yeah, but the thing is that the word which "chow mein" is a transliteration of literally means "fried noodles." Offering a dish called "fried noodles" which doesn't contain noodles, does seem a wee bit odd.

      Silly regional dialects...

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    12. Re:To avoid confusion by rtfa-troll · · Score: 1

      I'll do that too to a small extent. But I think it's also mods agreeing that keeping chow mein hot is a major life problem and that the solution sounds like one worth exploring. Many a truth said in jest and all that.

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    13. Re:To avoid confusion by stifler9999 · · Score: 1

      Insightful

  3. Infinite Improbability Drive by natehoy · · Score: 4, Funny

    How will the Infinite Improbability Drive work now? It depended on Brownian motion. Now probability can never come off 1:1 and it'll never work!

    We must discover time travel immediately so we can go back and stop these researchers immediately! I mean, sooner!

    Tomorrow is Towel Day! We cannot allow a travesty like this to stand.

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    1. Re:Infinite Improbability Drive by sorak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So are you suggesting that the infinite probability drive is improbable? Maybe it can run off of it's own improbability.

    2. Re:Infinite Improbability Drive by rickb928 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      By design, all claims that the Improbability Drive doesn't actually work are false.

      Claims that it doesn't work well are also false.

      Nice try, though. Tea is the secret. They only MEASURED Brownian motion, no word on how they might either predict it, control it, or even duplicate it. But if they could in fact duplicate a Brownian circumstance, the Improbablity Drive stil works, because, well, despite the elegant engineering, it is improbably successful. Or something like that. Keep your towel handy.

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    3. Re:Infinite Improbability Drive by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Well, since it is pretty much impossible, it might be too powerful for this universe. ;)

      Then again, we might have a brand-new trans-universe vehicle. Tadaaaa!

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    4. Re:Infinite Improbability Drive by AdmiralWeirdbeard · · Score: 1

      well, none of this matters without a Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson Brain.

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    5. Re:Infinite Improbability Drive by Stenchwarrior · · Score: 1

      That's exactly (sort of) how it does (or doesn't) work (or not work).

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    6. Re:Infinite Improbability Drive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So are you suggesting that the infinite probability drive is improbable? Maybe it can run off of it's own improbability.

      That indeed, is how it was made... using a finite improbability drive, figuring out the probability of an infinite improbability drive, and then feeding it a nice hot cup of tea.

    7. Re:Infinite Improbability Drive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just need to calculate exactly how improbable.

    8. Re:Infinite Improbability Drive by Corporate+Drone · · Score: 1

      How will the Infinite Improbability Drive work now? It depended on Brownian motion. Now probability can never come off 1:1 and it'll never work!

      On the other hand, perhaps now that extra-terrestrial nice cup of tea is possible...

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  4. But is it infinitely improbable? by wiredog · · Score: 3, Funny

    In the way that a nice cup of tea is?

  5. Keep in mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When people say "impossible" they generally mean "not possible given what I currently understand about XYZ"

    Unless Einstein explicitly said "this will not be possible, ever"

    I mean, heck the article demonstrates this itself:

    "In 1907, Einstein likely did not foresee a time when dust-sized particles of glass could be trapped and suspended in air by dual laser beam “optical tweezers.”"

    I'm sorry but: No freaking shit. In 1907 I doubt many people would have foreseen that

    1. Re:Keep in mind by noidentity · · Score: 5, Funny

      "In 1907, Einstein likely did not foresee a time when dust-sized particles of glass could be trapped and suspended in air by dual laser beam "optical tweezers.""

      I'm sorry but: No freaking shit. In 1907 I doubt many people would have foreseen that

      Warning: Do not attempt to foresee any more laser-related developments with remaining eye.

    2. Re:Keep in mind by Nevo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My understanding is that Heisenberg pretty much said "this will not be possible, ever." But I'm not a Heisenberg nor an Einstein so I'll have to read TFA to find out what's going on.

    3. Re:Keep in mind by jackchance · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm pretty sure that they didn't measure the position and momentum to better than half of Planck's Constant.

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    4. Re:Keep in mind by Ossifer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Looking at pictures of Einstein, I don't think he knew what "tweezers" meant...

    5. Re:Keep in mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, he only invented the laser a decade or so later. (Yes, I know it was 'ínvented' in 1960, but he did the theory in 1917 or so.)

    6. Re:Keep in mind by Jherico · · Score: 4, Informative

      Heisenberg was talking about subatomic particles, not specks of dust. Its basically a consequence of not being able to measure both the speed or position of a subatomic particle without affecting the other property. The more accurately you measure one, the less you know about the other. While this principle does apply to macroscopic objects like dust particles, the level of uncertainty about the size and position of something macroscopic (even something as small as a dust particle) is vanishingly small (like on the order of the width of an atom).

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    7. Re:Keep in mind by Jherico · · Score: 1

      Whoops, that was supposed to be in reply to http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1663226&cid=32328154

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    8. Re:Keep in mind by syousef · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When people say "impossible" they generally mean "not possible given what I currently understand about XYZ"

      People don't understand the scientific method, and many don't want to. I had a discussion on slashdot yesterday about Galileo (brought on by the story about Copernicus) and someone had the simple mindedness to suggest that since Galileo didn't know that the orbits of bodies were elliptical rather than circular, that the Roman Catholic church was justified in their treatment of him and suppression of his ideas. A clearer demonstration of misunderstanding of the scientific method I could not have thought up.

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    9. Re:Keep in mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did what Einstein thought impossible indeed !!...lets see you exceed c....then we will talk.

    10. Re:Keep in mind by DinZy · · Score: 1

      Also keep in mind that they did not measure the speed and direction of a free Brownian particle. They confined it so it's not really the same problem. However I it is possible to watch a small fluorescent labeled protein molecule move around too. In that case if the protein is small enough and the concentration is dilute enough one can basically film their trajectories.

    11. Re:Keep in mind by SoVeryTired · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They were justified to some extent. The geocentric theory based on epicycles had predictive power too: it could be used to predict eclipses to a reasonable accuracy. The heliocentric model explained the retrograde motion of planets, but also made predictions about parallax of heavenly bodies, which was not observed (since the measurements available at the time were not sensitive enough).

      Bot theories had merit, and given the information available at the time, neither was perfect. That doesn't excuse the church from supressing the ideas, but it's naive to argue along the lines of "Galileo was right and the church was wrong". Galileo just didn't play the politics right.

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    12. Re:Keep in mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heisenberg said that about sufficiently precise measurements. The researchers assuredly did not make measurements good enough to violate the Uncertainty Principle - probably not by 20 orders of magnitude.

      captcha: accuracy

    13. Re:Keep in mind by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      As I understood it, the Heisenberg principle declared that you could not determine both without affecting one or the other (or both).

      In this case, the laser chopsticks, by suspending the particle are affecting the particle's velocity, if not it's location. Thus the principle survives to this day.

      (It's easy to violate a principle if you ignore it's conditions.)

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    14. Re:Keep in mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, he was a pretty big dick to everyone.

      The fact that his evidence was extremely difficult to duplicate, and contained major flaws, were also strikes against him. For example, he was completely wrong about comets.

    15. Re:Keep in mind by syousef · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      They were justified to some extent.

      No. They were not justified to any extent. If you adhere to the scientific method you present counter claims. You might deny publication in a referred journal. Howver you do not suppress what a scientist has to say. You don't torture them or threaten them with torture if they don't recant. You don't deny them medical treatment. You don't imprison them. You don't ruin them.

      The geocentric theory based on epicycles had predictive power too: it could be used to predict eclipses to a reasonable accuracy.

      No one suggests that it should have been supressed until the appropriate evidence emerged.

      The heliocentric model explained the retrograde motion of planets, but also made predictions about parallax of heavenly bodies, which was not observed (since the measurements available at the time were not sensitive enough).

      Again what's your point? How does this justify banning books describing the theory that eventually proved to be correct?

      Bot theories had merit, and given the information available at the time, neither was perfect. That doesn't excuse the church from supressing the ideas, but it's naive to argue along the lines of "Galileo was right and the church was wrong". Galileo just didn't play the politics right.

      That's your straw man, not my argument. My argument is that Galileo's work should not have been suppressed, nor should he have been subjected to the vile treatment he received. You've conceded at least the first point while you continue to try to justify the second.

      I was talking about the scientific method if you bother to read what I actually wrote instead of launching into a tirade about how your pet relgious body did no wrong.

      It amazes me that people CONTINUE to this day to try to justify medieval practices like torture, the banning of scientific books etc.

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    16. Re:Keep in mind by syousef · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, he was a pretty big dick to everyone.

      Then punish the man. Do not suppress what he had to say.

      The fact that his evidence was extremely difficult to duplicate, and contained major flaws, were also strikes against him. For example, he was completely wrong about comets.

      There is nothing in the scientific method that says a scientist should be ignored unless his or her work contains absolutely no flaws. There's certainly nothing that says the work should be suppressed or that he should be tortured, denied medical treatment and imprisoned.

      Furthermore a lot of his work was trivial to duplicate. For example showing the crescent shape of venus, or the moons of Jupiter required only that a telescope be aimed at them.

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    17. Re:Keep in mind by bigbird · · Score: 1

      The church (Galileo's main sponsor) was surely wrong to place Galileo under house arrest, but it's a myth that Galileo was tortured, and his treatment (apart from house arrest) was never vile - in fact he was permitted to continue to publish while under house arrest.

      Galileo was charged with teaching heliocentrism when he had promised not to do so. He didn't help himself by deliberating insulting the pope, his sponsor, and by claiming in court that his Dialogue on the Two World Systems did not advocate heliocentrism when it clearly did.

    18. Re:Keep in mind by SoVeryTired · · Score: 1

      The only part of your post that I'm objecting to is "people don't understand the scientific method". What I'm trying to argue is that both sides had good science.

      Again what's your point? How does this justify banning books describing the theory that eventually proved to be correct?

      So how were the church to know that the theory would eventually be proven correct? All they saw was some upstart trying to make fools out of them. Remember, this was one of the most powerful organisations on earth. You didn't mess with the church in Galileo's time the same way you didn't mess with senator McCarthy in his day. Right or wrong, that's the way it was.

      I was talking about the scientific method if you bother to read what I actually wrote instead of launching into a tirade about how your pet relgious body did no wrong.

      Yuo weren't talking about the scientific method, you were condemning Galileo's treateatment by the church. I actually did address the scientific method.

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    19. Re:Keep in mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is circularity there in your use of the word "see". Alternatively, there is a bigger uncertainty in your use of "then" than most people would expect.

      Assume that photons always move at photon speed (c in vacuum), and you are looking at a light-emitting object moving directly towards or away from you in a straight line. Assume also that the photons emitted behave normally, including demonstrating doppler frequency shifting proportional to momentum (because of the relationships E = \h \nu and \lambda \nu = c). A c object when moving away from you would have its photons redshift to the point where they would have infinitely long wavelengths, so you could not detect them since they would be effectively energyless and not trigger any reaction in your retina or any other detector. A c object when moving away from you would have its photons blueshift to the point where they would have infinitely short wavelengths and arrive at the same time as the c object. Introducing > c velocities and keeping photons behaving as photons, a super-c object moving towards you would arrive before its photons (i.e. before you could see it) and would be long gone before the beam of UV light announcing it to your retina (or other detectors that experience electromagnetism); the super-c object moving away from you would have its photons also moving away from you, so they would never get to your retina.

      We preclude super-c velocities for objects with nonzero rest masses because we do not see apparently acausal particle collisions in nature, and we preclude super-c velocities for objects which experience electromagnetism (and dark mass that experiences the weak force but not electromagnetism) because we do not see expected field effects in nature either. These would be expected by Special Relativity and relativistic QFTs.

      However, we can't really preclude dark massive objects (and which do not experience electromagnetism or the weak force) moving superluminally due to insufficient observational ability and/or bad luck with respect to our current views of the sky. Indeed, General Relativity allows for superluminal travel, and a practical example is in the presence of a rapid metric expansion of space carrying objects away from each other at comoving speeds much higher than c. (Cosmic Inflation is a family of broadly accepted theories based on this, in fact). However, General Relativity requires *local* correspondence with Special Relativity (so you can measure physical constants locally in any given slice of space-time, as you can in any inertial frame of reference in SR or in a moving ship anywhere on the ocean in Gallilean relativity) so this doesn't help anyone trying to get from gravitationally bound location X (like the Earth-Sun system) to gravitationally bound location Y (some distant solar system in some different supercluster of galaxies).

  6. No Fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    You changed the outcome by observing it.

    1. Re:No Fair by Theolojin · · Score: 1

      You changed the outcome by observing it.

      True dat. If they hadn't seen it, it wouldn't have happened.

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  7. Is a glass bead a single particle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sounds like they got close, but no refutation.

    1. Re:Is a glass bead a single particle? by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      Depending on what definition of "particle" you go with, it can be.

  8. Bad Experiment or Bad Reporting by olddotter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you "hold it" doesn't that effect the out come of the experiment? Is this a bad test or just bad reporting?

    1. Re:Bad Experiment or Bad Reporting by noidentity · · Score: 1

      I guess it's sort of like how you can determine the position and velocity of (almost) anything by locking it still in some known place. I wonder whether Einstein meant in general, rather than in this specific case.

    2. Re:Bad Experiment or Bad Reporting by Kilrah_il · · Score: 1

      If you "hold it" doesn't that effect the out come of the experiment? Is this a bad test or just bad reporting?

      After years of observing experimentations and reporting, I would venture to guess that the later is more probable than the former... but I may be wrong.

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    3. Re:Bad Experiment or Bad Reporting by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because you can come up with a question that is not explicitly answered by the article does not necessarily imply either a bad experiment or bad reporting.

      It means you probably want to read the paper.

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    4. Re:Bad Experiment or Bad Reporting by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      Not having read the paper, I would assume they took this into account by first learning how the lasers affected the particles (perhaps by suspending the dust thin glass in a vacuum). Once the knowns are known, they can subtract that out of the final results and observe the actual result.

    5. Re:Bad Experiment or Bad Reporting by societyofrobots · · Score: 1

      Bad reporting . . . dust size glass is enormous compared to the atoms and molecules as defined in Brownian motion.

    6. Re:Bad Experiment or Bad Reporting by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

      Two people too lazy to read the article.

      Make that three...

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  9. Laser Chopsticks by mim · · Score: 1

    Would be most useful in tracking my psycho neighbor's kids.

  10. the article will be updated soon by tscheez · · Score: 1

    heisenberg compensator sounds so much better than laser chopsticks.

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    1. Re:the article will be updated soon by Kronon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This shows the onset from the ballistic regime into the diffusive one. They can resolve the motions of the glass bead from single collisions all the way up to a statistical ensemble of them (on which scale Brownian motion is observed). I.e. this has more to do with classical statistical mechanics than quantum mechanics.

    2. Re:the article will be updated soon by jonadab · · Score: 1

      What you need to do is decouple the heisenberg compensators and allow them to realign at random.

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  11. Upstart Einstein by Shugart · · Score: 1

    It's about time they put that upstart Einstein in his place!

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    1. Re:Upstart Einstein by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      Einstein - what a fucking noob! He thought he could hide his ignorance behind $10 words. We got you now you SOB!

  12. Excellent! by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

    So does this tell us how to travel faster than light?

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    1. Re:Excellent! by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      no, but it explains why the ride will always be at least a little bit bumpy

    2. Re:Excellent! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      No, but it tells us how to travel faster than heavy.

    3. Re:Excellent! by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > So does this tell us how to travel faster than light?

      Oh, that's easy. You just redefine your reference frame to match the inertial reference frame of the photons, so then the light is stationary, and you are moving roughly at c.

      Of course this technique does have some limitations, e.g., most of your surroundings necessarily go with you.

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  13. As one might say by PlasmaEye · · Score: 1

    As Schrodinger might say, "the cat is out of the box and moving toward the door at a velocity of 2m/s."

    1. Re:As one might say by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      ... while simultaneously still in the box, motionless.

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  14. Well that's prety neat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But what I think would be a lot cooler is if they could take all that random kinetic energy and point it in some particular direction.

    It's probably not possible in reality, but the imagination reels when envisioning the velocities that could probably be achieved if it could be done.

    1. Re:Well that's prety neat... by Jeng · · Score: 1

      The ability to make something so aerodynamic that it actually creates motion at rest would be so awesome.

      Too bad it would be something small like an atom or a neutrino.

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  15. What an idiot by ayahner · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ha. Einstein. What an idiot.

    1. Re:What an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really, the fucker had it coming, you know.

    2. Re:What an idiot by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      Ha. Einstein. What an idiot.

      Yeah. Not only did he predict that it would be impossible to measure Brownian Motion, he predicted that no Slashdotter would ever get laid.

      Oh, wait...

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    3. Re:What an idiot by sorak · · Score: 1

      Way to go, Einstein </sarcasm>

    4. Re:What an idiot by RichardJenkins · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah he's no Einstein, that's for sure.

  16. gasp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Won't someone please think of the optical tweezers!

  17. This Einstein Fella is a Hack by PatTheGreat · · Score: 5, Funny

    This Einstein fella - I keep on hearing about how he's been proven wrong or might be proven wrong or how people are picking his ideas apart. It's like he hasn't even SEEN a modern physics paper in like, the last 50 years.

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    1. Re:This Einstein Fella is a Hack by ImprovOmega · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, and when was the last time he published anything? I doubt he'll make tenure at this rate.

    2. Re:This Einstein Fella is a Hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't knock him. He managed to smooth his way into Marie Curie's pants. That's good enough for my respect.

    3. Re:This Einstein Fella is a Hack by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1

      At this rate, he probably wouldn't even pass high-school math -- oh, wait!

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    4. Re:This Einstein Fella is a Hack by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, and when was the last time he published anything? I doubt he'll make tenure at this rate.

      Dude, wait. Isn't Einstein, like, dead?

      Isn't that one of the major prerequisites for tenure?

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    5. Re:This Einstein Fella is a Hack by Lando · · Score: 1

      Didn't he already make tenure? They don't take it away once granted do they? Isn't that the point of tenure?

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  18. Slightly Squiffy Reporting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Einstein only said it was impossible from a tecnical point of view. Given he used brownian motion as direct evidence for the atomic/molecular nature of matter I am pretty sure he appreciated that with future technology it may be possible to do this kind of experiment...

    1. Re:Slightly Squiffy Reporting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever is only until I die. Considering anymore is kind of a waste of time for me.

  19. Did they *really* prove they exactly measured it? by jeffmeden · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If the glass bead were moving in such a way that was too subtle for them to measure, would they even know they couldn't measure it? What if Einstein was right and was simply implying that the movements eventually broke down so far that they were unobservable (similar to Planck's work)?

  20. New unit of size.... by Arimus · · Score: 1

    Since when is 'dust' a unit of size?

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    1. Re:New unit of size.... by ooshna · · Score: 1

      Since when is suspending something in air the same as liquid?

    2. Re:New unit of size.... by misosoup7 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Since when is 'dust' a unit of size?

      Since they made chopsticks out of monochromatic light.

    3. Re:New unit of size.... by Zerth · · Score: 1

      You're right, never has been. It is a range of sizes:0.001-10,000 micron

    4. Re:New unit of size.... by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      They're measuring motion in a fluid.

      Gas is a fluid like liquid (or plasma for that matter).

    5. Re:New unit of size.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well they did mention "micrometers". So if we take a cube 1 micrometer per side of glass at 5000kg/m3 density that would be around 5e-12g. If we assume a 6-tonne elephant, that would be around 8e-19 elephants, which we can round off to about 1e-18 or one attoelephant.

    6. Re:New unit of size.... by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Since when is 'dust' a unit of size?

      How many Libraries of Congress would that be? Or would Volkswagons be a better measure?

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    7. Re:New unit of size.... by Brian+Boitano · · Score: 1

      Since when is 'dust' a unit of size?

      Since they made chopsticks out of monochromatic light.

      Don't you mean....
      *EXPLOSIONS*
      Laser Chopsticks!! ?

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    8. Re:New unit of size.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um... i.e. the size of an atom to the size of a thumbnail...?

  21. Impossible for his time by repepo · · Score: 5, Informative

    TFA doesn't refute any of Einsteins conclusions about Brownian motion. It only shows that it was something impossible to do at Einsteins time. What a cheap way to grab attention!

    1. Re:Impossible for his time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly correct.

    2. Re:Impossible for his time by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It worked on you though, didn’t it? ;)

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  22. This doesn't break the uncertainty principle. by raving+griff · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've seen a couple of comments (more than one thread or else I would have posted a reply there) that seem to suggest that this breaks quantum physics by accurately predicting the speed and direction of particles, but it should be noted that the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle states that it is impossible to accurately calculate both the velocity and its position. Speed and angle are components of velocity, therefor the only conclusion of this experiment is that velocity can be calculated under these conditions.

    1. Re:This doesn't break the uncertainty principle. by jfengel · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's correct. What's at issue here is a matter of engineering, not physics.

      Physicists reserve "impossible" for the truly mathematically unavoidable, while engineers expand it to the wildly impractical. When you say something "is" true, you're speaking in the former sense. When you say you "believe" something to be true, as Einstein did, you're speaking in the latter sense.

      So it's not overthrowing any physical principles. It's merely confirming something else Einstein said: the universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it's stranger than we can imagine.

    2. Re:This doesn't break the uncertainty principle. by mortonda · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's merely confirming something else Einstein said: the universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it's stranger than we can imagine.

      I don't know.... Einstein might want to revise that statement... he never had a chance to try to follow Lost

    3. Re:This doesn't break the uncertainty principle. by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 0

      The Uncertainty Principle only kicks in where the particle (wave packet) size and the wavelength of the observing "light" are approximately of the same order of magnitude. A "dust particle sized" (whatever that means) glass bead is much larger than the wavelength of visible light, else, you couldn't see it.

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    4. Re:This doesn't break the uncertainty principle. by MattMattMatt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Rest assured, Einstein never imagined the mess that is Lost, since it wasn't his saying in the first place.. Quote is attributed to J.B.S. Haldane.

    5. Re:This doesn't break the uncertainty principle. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To add to this,

      the whole "Einstein thought impossible" twist gets very ironic considering that e.g. lasers are consequences of Einstein's reasoning :-)

    6. Re:This doesn't break the uncertainty principle. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And vice versa. For most practical applications it's possible for an engineer to fluids fluids to be incompressible while all physicists know the can be (just requires a lot of energy)

    7. Re:This doesn't break the uncertainty principle. by SupremoMan · · Score: 1

      Einstein said: the universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it's stranger than we can imagine.

      Indeed. Never would I have imagined laser chopsticks.

    8. Re:This doesn't break the uncertainty principle. by agrif · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Uncertainty Principle only kicks in where the particle (wave packet) size and the wavelength of the observing "light" are approximately of the same order of magnitude. A "dust particle sized" (whatever that means) glass bead is much larger than the wavelength of visible light, else, you couldn't see it.

      This is a huge misunderstanding of the uncertainty principle. This isn't about uncertainty in the experiments themselves; this is covered quite well by simple experimental error terms. This isn't even about measuring the position, and somehow knocking the particle out of its old path, though that can happen. This is a fundamental part of the universe: you cannot know perfectly, ever, a particle's position and momentum. No matter how perfect you make the experiments! It's like they're both stored in the same memory space, and getting more precise on one causes a loss in precision in the other as you eat up more space.

      Where does this come from? Momentum, and therefore velocity, are related to the particle's wavelength (and yes, even normal matter has a wavelength!) When you measure the momentum, you know that the particle has a specific wavelength, so now its wavefunction spreads out according to that wavelength. This delocalizes the particle: it's likely to appear twice every wavelength, just about equally. You have no idea where! Conversely, if you measure the particle's position, the wavefunction collapses to a single spike right where you measured it to be. This spike is, practically, infinitely large, so the particle loses any well-defined wavelength it once had, so the momentum is now undefined!

    9. Re:This doesn't break the uncertainty principle. by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Thanks for pointing that out!

    10. Re:This doesn't break the uncertainty principle. by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Uncertainty is not relevant here because the "particles" involved are macroscopic bits of dust, not elementary particles.

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    11. Re:This doesn't break the uncertainty principle. by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Informative

      However, these dust particles are so large that the Heisenberg uncertainty is small compared to the measurement error. This is a classical system.

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    12. Re:This doesn't break the uncertainty principle. by agrif · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, thank you. I forgot to mention this in my post. The glass dust thing mentioned in the article is so large that it's wavelength is tiny, so any uncertainty in it's measurement would be tiny as well.

      I'm not sure about the air molecules that they are trying to measure with this glass dust, but chances are they are also massive enough and fast enough that they have very little uncertainty about them, too.

  23. Am I missng something? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Maybe pollen grains aren't "small" but I remember observing them doing Brownian motion in high school. Assuming the microscope is calibrated (i.e. you know the gain) and you can mount a camera on it to capture the movements (or even use a gridded background and call out to an assistant with pen and paper), how can it not be possible to measure the velocity?

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    1. Re:Am I missng something? by maird · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, a letter i in your subject.

    2. Re:Am I missng something? by maird · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I understood the article, what you saw at high school isn't all the motion that took place. So you couldn't use what you saw to measure the velocity of a particle. What you saw was limited by the speed of light and there are changes in direction and speed that happen between the instants you observe. That's as far as I can follow it though. I don't see, for example, why it isn't frequency that's relevant to measuring it. After all, you can sample other events occurring every 100ns at only a 20MHz frequency.

  24. It's derived from the Library of Congress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The stuff collects along the back shelves, dont'cha know.

  25. but... by alienzed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    there's no such thing as 'instantaneous'.

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  26. If It Were Truly Impossible . . . by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    . . . wouldn't Fox News have reported on it? I thought Murdoch had an exclusive on 'impossible' news.

  27. Re:Did they *really* prove they exactly measured i by Zantetsuken · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Exactly - they went and spouted "Oh, look at us, we disproved (Great Person X)'s work!" when all they really did was use selective reading and ignore the other half the book about the Uncertainty Principle

  28. Dumb summary by Fnkmaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you read the PhysicsWorld article, you'll see it actually says:

    But he believed that it would be impossible in practice to track this motion, given the incredibly short timescales over which the Brownian fluctuations take place

    Ahhh... still don't have the original source quotation from Einstein here, but it sounds like Einstein believed it was "impossible in practice" - in other words, that the technology didn't exist at that time to measure rapid fluctuations over microsecond or even nanosecond time scales, and maybe he couldn't even imagine such technology existing.

    So he never actually said he thought it was beyond the physical limits of the universe. There was no proof or physical law involved.

    Now call me up when somebody figures out how to move matter or information faster than the speed of light (i.e. group velocity greater than c). Einstein really did believe that was *impossible*.

    1. Re:Dumb summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct, and further.... they made some assumptions like ... a micro-glass bead has -about- the same -average- kinetic energy as a single air molecule. And then they went on to measure at 5 microsecond intervals. Einstein was specifically stating that he didn't think it would be possible to accurately measure things this small, at the velocities required 10ns, without sufficiently interfering with them as to make the "measurements" inaccurate.

      Even with the "laser chopsticks", glass micro-bead garbage, and sheninigans, they do not come close to what Einstein was describing.

      Physicists commenting on the work state: But he cautions that it will be difficult to reach the quantum regime. "The necessary refinement in precision may take some time," he explains.
      http://physicsworld.com/cws/article/news/42679

      Einstein was not even remotely close to being PROVEN wrong on this one yet. Weaksauce.

    2. Re:Dumb summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what do you expect? you're dealing with the same people who take a leap from "humans are a cause of climate change" to "humans are the only element involved in climate change and anyone who doesn't believe this explicitly is a bible beating racist republican."

      the fact is that most slashdorks know little about anything that isn't found in the pages of a comic book but they feel free to make sweeping statements because of something they seen on the science channel. they refuse to believe that there is anything new under the sun unless it involves a linux distro and that theories are laws and laws are theories on their own whim.

  29. Just a heads up by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 1

    There appears to by a typo in your sig

    "... host finally gives up dies."

    Shouldn't there be an "and" in there?

    1. Re:Just a heads up by Arimus · · Score: 1

      Yup; the ironic thing is I've used this signature on /. for years - you win a prize for being the first person to spot the missing word.

      (I've got sig display turned off so never spotted it myself either)

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      Yup; the ironic thing is I've used this signature on /. for years - you win a prize for being the first person to spot the missing word.

      How is that ironic?

  30. Finally by Alexvthooft · · Score: 1

    Finally, physics brought in a way I can understand it ;)

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  31. But I thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone told Heisenberg about this?

    1. Re:But I thought... by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      Doesn't the Heisenberg Principle only apply to sub-atomic particles?They were measuring a glass bead - it was small, but 'dust sized' is definitely larger than sub-atomic. What's the problem?

  32. Since this is science it will be banned in Texas. by fuzzylollipop · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    They will ban this experiment in Texas.

  33. Based on Research by Steven Chu, et. al. by borroff · · Score: 3, Informative

    One thing interesting that isn't mentioned specifically: This work, using "optical tweezers", is based on research done by Nobel Laureate Steven Chu's group at Berkeley. Dr. Chu also happens to currently be the US Secretary of Energy.

    No job too big, no job too small, Steve Chu does 'em all.

  34. holy mother of god by nimbius · · Score: 2, Insightful

    this has got to be the coolest science ive seen on slashdot in a while. find a suitable nano-shark and we can start talking laser sushi.

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  35. Well I guess Einstein was no Einstein by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well I guess Einstein was no Einstein...

  36. Velocity/position, isn't that a particle/wave prb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As far as I understand:

    You can only determine velocity as a function of distance over time. But in the interpretation of particles as wavefunctions, particles can be found anywhere on the wavefunction. You are still able to ring a bell when it has position 1, and then ring a bell when it has position 2, and you could then calculate the "velocity" it must have had as it moved from 1 to 2 over a certain amount of time. It should however be impossible to separate out the portion of movement that is down to simple movement on wavefunction, and movement of the wavefunction itself. The concept of speed only starts to make sense if you start to treat wavefunctions as particles, which ignores that they more around randomly and is therefore only usable for positions and not speed - whilst if you treat wavefunctions as wavefunctions, you can calculate velocity, but position stops making sense.

    Any physicist to correct me here?

  37. Nature of Brownian Motion by vdorie · · Score: 5, Informative

    Brownian Motion is a mathematical construct, which, among other things, is nowhere differentiable (almost surely). You can pin a BM down into sets with high probability, but no, you can't really predict it. It is merely used to *model* the movement of a particle in a fluid, it is not actually the process by which the molecules move. Indeed, "such a path represents the motion of a particle that in its wanderings back and forth travels an infinite distance in finite time. [BM] does not in its fine structure represent physical reality." (Billingsley, "Probability and Measure"). At least the science is interesting.

    1. Re:Nature of Brownian Motion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [BM] does not in its fine structure represent physical reality." (Billingsley, "Probability and Measure").

      Does this mean that "shit happens" has been disproved as well?

    2. Re:Nature of Brownian Motion by SoVeryTired · · Score: 1

      Precisely. Mathematical Brownian motion has a *wonderful* property known as infinite variation. This means that if you took an accurate plot of Brownian motion over a finite time interval, say the interval [0,1], and tried to measure the length of the curve, you would find that it is infinite. You can take one "piece" of Brownian motion and stretch it out the whole way across the universe.

      If a particle was moving according to mathematical Brownian motion, its velocity would be infinite, which is clearly impossible. The construction provides a very good approximation to random movements at small scales, though.

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    3. Re:Nature of Brownian Motion by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      The subject is not the mathematical idealization of Brownian motion. It's the real thing.

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    4. Re:Nature of Brownian Motion by sincewhen · · Score: 1

      So, could the randomness of the particle motion be used for a random number generator, much like radioactive decay can be?

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  38. Re:Did they *really* prove they exactly measured i by dissy · · Score: 1

    What if Einstein was right and was simply implying that the movements eventually broke down so far that they were unobservable (similar to Planck's work)?

    Well, quote from the original article, which the article in the summary copied, states what Einstein said better:

    he believed that it would be impossible in practice to track this motion, given the incredibly short timescales over which the Brownian fluctuations take place

    Doesn't sound like Einstein was implying anything at all, but making a statement. A true one back in his day. Heck, it was true right up until these physicists did it (Which I assume was before the news article today)

    So for what you attribute to Einstein was actually right, then that means Einstein himself was wrong :}
    (I don't think he is, but he has been wrong before. And to his credit, he has admitted mistakes before.)

  39. forward not backward by sabedoria · · Score: 1

    all the "crap" einstein came up with also seemed impossible before that... oh good, we are still evolving

  40. In Soviet Russia ... by pH03n1X · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, Physicists Do What Einstein Thought Impossible

  41. Currently Impossible by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unless Einstein explicitly said "this will not be possible, ever"

    He did not - as you suspect what he meant was that it was "not possible with current technology" and certainly not that it was impossible in the same vein as "it is not possible to travel faster than light". It would be like someone today saying that it is impossible to build a 500PB hard disk - what they clearly mean is that it is impossible AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME to build a 500PB disk not that it will never, ever be possible to do so.

    Of course being a famous physicist the media have no qualms about hyping it as if somehow they have done something that contradicts Einstein because it attracts attention and cannot be proven to be wrong even it is extremely clear what he really meant.

  42. Now they're even by tchdab1 · · Score: 1

    Einstein did what many physicists thought was impossible, so now they are even.

  43. sharks by sneakyimp · · Score: 0, Redundant

    insert joke here about sharks, lasers, chopsticks, and sushi.

  44. IAAAP.....*NSFW!* by rts008 · · Score: 1

    (I Am An Armchair Physicist)
    I propose to test these results on Brownian Motion by direct and lengthy observation of the phenomenon of the forty ounce bounce.

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  45. Re:Did they *really* prove they exactly measured i by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    The uncertainty principle is irrelevant to this experiment.

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  46. Re:Did they *really* prove they exactly measured i by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    > And to his credit, [Albert Einstein] has admitted mistakes before.

    I don't think he'll do it again, though.

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  47. Re:Did they *really* prove they exactly measured i by Progman3K · · Score: 1

    Observation is granular because detectors trigger at a point so of course it gives results in terms of quanta... But it IS all waves.
    I expect you both are right.

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  48. They're not measuring brownian motion. by gbutler69 · · Score: 1

    How is it measuring the position and velocity of a particle under brownian motion when you are holding it in place? They are measuring the forces acting on a held object. They are not measuring it velocity and position in the medium.

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  49. And by mahadiga · · Score: 1

    Speed of thought versus Speed of light

    Which one is faster?

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    1. Re:And by JayJay.br · · Score: 1

      Speed of diarrhea.

      Seriously, whem I'm rushing to the bathroom I don't even have the time to think of switching on the lights.

  50. EINSTEINUNVEILED.COM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can buy laser chopsticks on

    www.EinsteinGravity.com
    www.EinsteinUnveiled.com

    They're really very inexpensive.

  51. This is a good day by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    when we can disprove or move beyond one of the greatest minds of our times, it is a good day for science....this means we are advancing....somewhat. now if we could just get the governments to improve as much as our science has, that would be even better.