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Study Says Targeted Ads Gettin' a Lil' Creepy

eldavojohn writes "Ever load up a completely random webpage to see an advertisement at the top for products related to what you're reading about? What about the advertisement with binoculars that says your green denim jacket doesn't really go with your eyes? Well, a recent marketing study (PDF) is saying that making a highly visible advertisement content aware is too much for consumers. It seems that to optimize clicks and purchases you should use a highly visible ad or a more diminutive ad that is content-aware, but not both. For marketers, this report talks about the consumer having this crazy notion of privacy and at some point they start to feel like you're crossing the line."

241 comments

  1. Really?? by dimethylxanthine · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I love them!

    1. Re:Really?? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Funny

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    2. Re:Really?? by dimethylxanthine · · Score: 0

      Has sarcasm suddenly gone out fashion??

    3. Re:Really?? by Byzantine · · Score: 1

      Like that would happen.

    4. Re:Really?? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 0, Troll

      Has sarcasm suddenly gone out fashion??

      Must be that or people don't remember what sarcasm is used for.

      I think the wrong people are getting mod points these days. I've seen so many posts inappropriately modded down lately that it amazes me. I haven't had any mod points for months.

    5. Re:Really?? by RobDude · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I actually *would* love them. If they didn't suck.

      I'm willing to acknowledge the fact that virtually everything I get 'for free' from the internet is, ultimately, either created by people for free, or by people getting paid through advertising revenue.

      I don't go out of my way to block ads because ads support the websites I love. Even running a personal site has costs associated with it. If someone can recoup some of that with a banner-ad; more power to them.

      And if the banner-ad could be stuff I actually want.....wow, even better. Now I'm shopping for things I need, while supporting the websites I like, win-win.

      But, in practice, those ads always suck. Here is how it goes.

      1.) Decide I need a new X
      2.) Find a new X on the internet
      3.) Order X
      4.) Spend the next month or so seeing ads about X, something I'm not interested in, because I just purchased one.

      It's annoying. Far more annoying than random ads. I just purchased a new bed, I don't need a new bed anymore. Not for *years*. If the ads were smart enough to wait 5-6 years and remind me of the age of my bed, that would be awesome. But showing me ads, particularly, ones for THE SAME product I purchased, it's just stupid.

    6. Re:Really?? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I actually *would* love them. If they didn't suck.

      I'm getting to a stage where ALL ads, whether targeted or not, have a tendency to occupy such a large proportion of my screen-space that I almost have no choice (for sanity's sake) to adopt a ruthless approach of filtering them all out.

      Thanks to adblock, flashblock and an extensive hosts file, I now see very few ads at all, where I would have been happy to accept a limited amount to offset the costs of hosting the content in which I'm interested. The marketroids are sabotaging their own interests with their policy of saturation advertising, and they only have themselves to blame if people are physically tuning them out.

    7. Re:Really?? by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      Banner ads on websites only generate revenue if you click through to them. Often, only if you buy something through the referral link.

      I tend to block ads on my netbook, because it's slow enough to load pages already, but generally I don't use ad blockers. Yet I can't remember any time I've ever clicked through to one, and I've definitely never ever bought anything through one.

      If that fits your pattern, you're actually doing them a favour by blocking the adverts- at least that way they don't have to serve you the ad, eating up their bandwidth and such.

      Relatedly, I'd be a lot more sympathetic to ads if they didn't seem to go out of their way to be annoying. Ads with sound effects are evil, and anything resource guzzling (like a heavy Flash ad or similar) is just cruel to anyone surfing on a low power device, or anyone who pays for their downloads by volume (such as mobile users). If they showed more restraint in their ad design, I'm sure a lot fewer people would feel the need to block them.

    8. Re:Really?? by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      On a related topic, I wish more ads were disabled due to what it knew about me. For example, you might like ads while you are searching for a new bed, and then ALL bedding ads disabled after you had purchased.

      My real pet peeve is for ads that really should know better. For example, I get Facebook ads related to my upcoming wedding (cue the /. peanut gallery) because my relationship status is 'engaged', which I like. However, I also still get ads for "the best dating site for singles". If I'm not single, why do they want to advertise to me?

      Perhaps the term should be un-targeted ads, directing pointless ads away from me. The advertiser gets better eyeballs on their ad, and I get more relevent ads. Everyone wins.

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    9. Re:Really?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has sarcasm suddenly gone out fashion??

      Maybe... or it could be a problem with the delivery. Sarcastic speech doesn't always translate well into text messages as the tone and facial expression are absent. Then again, maybe /. just needs to implement the rolling eye smiley.... (>_>)

    10. Re:Really?? by VisiX · · Score: 1

      I bought a Stephen Sondheim album from Amazon for my sister about 7 years ago. They still e-mail me everytime they get a new album or new sheet music or pretty much anything else related to musicals or showtunes. I don't even like musicals. I had the item sent giftwrapped, seems at a minimum they could filter out giftwrapped items from the algorithm they use to spam the crap out of me.

    11. Re:Really?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I'm not single, why do they want to advertise to me?

      Perhaps they just figure you'd like to get a little something-something on the side...

    12. Re:Really?? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Thanks to adblock, flashblock and an extensive hosts file, I now see very few ads at all, where I would have been happy to accept a limited amount to offset the costs of hosting the content in which I'm interested. The marketroids are sabotaging their own interests with their policy of saturation advertising, and they only have themselves to blame if people are physically tuning them out.

      Yeah... but with respect, you're not typical.

      Not saying that you're necessarily wrong- or right- just that you can't say much about the great unwashed masses' habits based on one atypical geek's behaviour.

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    13. Re:Really?? by ravenspear · · Score: 1

      Banner ads on websites only generate revenue if you click through to them.

      Depends on the type of ad. Some only pay for clicks. Some pay for impressions, meaning as long as you load the page with the ad the person will make money.

    14. Re:Really?? by DrCode · · Score: 1

      Or they're just plain stupid:

      1. I get an email from someone with an Asian name, and I get a bunch of martial-arts ads.
      2. I search for information on a Broadway musical, and the ads for me are targeted at gays.

    15. Re:Really?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. I modded you up on this comment as you're correct about the situation, but I see I've been over ridden. Most mods are modding down any idea they disagree with, and anything that questions their judgment they automatically mod down.

  2. NEWSFLASH! by Bananatree3 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Researchers have recently discovered gamblers like money, scholars spend lots of time reading and fishermen are often on boats.

    1. Re:NEWSFLASH! by zkrige · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      only gamblers?

  3. I love it when ads use keywords from articles by VMaN · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:I love it when ads use keywords from articles by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Remember that the company that is selling the ad spot sells poorly targeted ads as "targeted marketing", so they aren't exactly heavily motivated to get it right. You might think that the buyers of these ad spots would do some research and figure out that Integrity Marketing's carefully and accurately targeted ads are more effective than Schlock Marketing's inaccurately targeted ads, but in fact Schlock probably does quite well for itself because of the number of buyers who don't do that research and just see that Schlock's prices are somewhat lower than Integrity's.

      It's definitely not unheard of for marketing and advertising firms to bullshit their clients as well as their clients' customers.

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  4. Naturally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Diminutive is better.
    But in general, if I have to see ads at all I'd prefer them to be relevant for me.

    1. Re:Naturally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Gotcha - ads for dwarf porn. Next time you visit expertsexchange.com you'll get your ads for dwarf porn.

    2. Re:Naturally... by poetmatt · · Score: 2, Informative

      hey, enjoy all the relevance you want. I prefer no ads. There is no reason to *have* to see ads.

    3. Re:Naturally... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      But in general, if I have to see ads at all I'd prefer them to be relevant for me.

      I'd rather they weren't. I'm not that keen on anyone tracking my search or browsing history. If they want to feed me adverts of any kind, that's just fine so long as they don't get in my way. Trouble is, marketroids are rarely content with that, and they feed us so much crap that we are forced to filter it either by wetware or software. I choose the latter.

    4. Re:Naturally... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I don't mind ads that are useful to me. Reviews are basically ads but as long as they are honest they give me useful information. Amazon is a pretty good example.

      In other words, the best ad for your product is to make it good. Unfortunately the goal of marketing is to make you buy overpriced shit. Belkin are a classic example - their products are cheap and nasty but they have positioned themselves as a "premium" brand so try to charge £20 for a USB cable.

      Of course if someone ever did invent a pill that really did made your penis 30cm long they could have a bit of a problem.

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  5. Well, no shit by bsDaemon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    About the time I added "Brooks Brothers" to my 'interests' sections on Facebook and started getting Brooks Brothers ads on every website that I visited after that, is when I started to feel violated. Not sure why FB kept trying to sell me Jewish dating websites, when my profile clearly indicated that I was not Jewish... an Anglo-Norman name, 'Zen Buddhist' as my religion... seems like they missed the mark with that one. However, now I just run ABP and I don't ever have to see ads anymore either, and I took out nearly all the information from my FB profile. I'd just get rid of it if not for the fact it's my main method of keeping in contact with a lot of people I'm actually kind of fond of. It still feels very stalkerish.

    1. Re:Well, no shit by Mad+Merlin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...and I took out nearly all the information from my FB profile.

      Don't worry, it's still stored permanently.

    2. Re:Well, no shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the kind of targeted advertising that makes no sense to me. If you've already indicated an interest in Brooks Brothers, why advertise it to you? Isn't advertising supposed to be attracting new customers? Go evangelize the unconverted heathen!

    3. Re:Well, no shit by xgr3gx · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it does feel stalkerish, and very fake.
      I love when I see ads that say - "Are you a 30 year old systems engineer who is also father of 2 children and enjoys the outdoors? Find out how you can get over $500 in Providence, RI area coupons!"
      Ah, so close, looks like they got the Geo-IP wrong.

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    4. Re:Well, no shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another website ads are for this Jewish dating site and then for a Muslim dating site. Covering a few bases?

    5. Re:Well, no shit by bickerdyke · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not sure why FB kept trying to sell me Jewish dating websites, when my profile clearly indicated that I was not Jewish... an Anglo-Norman name, 'Zen Buddhist' as my religion... seems like they missed the mark with that one

      That creeps me out even more!

      (Not the religion-centered dating sites. Those too, but just a little)

      Showing me less, but better targeted ads should be a win-win situation. (Sometimes you don't mind spending money on something you saw in an ad)

      But beeing presented with not just a random ad, but with an ad and the knowledge that someone thinks you would be intrested in it clearly is something different.

      Might lead to this little gem...
      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118655/quotes?qt0367869

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    6. Re:Well, no shit by shoehornjob · · Score: 1

      Whew. Im glad to know that privacy is still dead. Seriously though, I'd rather have advertisments targeted to my interests than some random bs that I have interest in.

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    7. Re:Well, no shit by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you are planning to 'remove' your data from facebook, don't simply 'delete' your account. Slowly over a period of about a month or so replace all of your data with incorrect data. Things that are unlikely to change like your sex should probably stay the same until the very end so it doesn't raise any red flags, but by the time you are finished everything should be different. Then 'delete' your account.

      The idea being that of course they are not actually going to delete anything, but at least this way they don't know what is truthful and what isn't.

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    8. Re:Well, no shit by zmollusc · · Score: 1

      I don't use social networks (no friends) but i assumed the information would all be false, or at least flattering, anyway.

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    9. Re:Well, no shit by John+Hasler · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Slowly over a period of about a month or so replace all of your data with
      > incorrect data.

      Why would you ever put any correct data in to begin with, except for stuff that is already a matter of public record or that you see no reason keep private?

      Even if Facebook could be trusted to keep your secrets your "friends" cannot.
       

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    10. Re:Well, no shit by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Well true enough. I guess the idea is mainly to make it useless as well. What people put down as their interests (music, movies, etc) is likely to be the most valuable information facebook can get.

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    11. Re:Well, no shit by dragonsomnolent · · Score: 1

      Speaking of Geo-IP, why do they assume every Comcast IP in Illinois is Chicago (specifically Naperville)? It's like they are unaware that there is anything but Chicago in IL. Ah, well, if the politicians in my state can make the same mistake, maybe I can forgive the marketers too.
      (don't rile me about being a Comcast customer, not like I had a choice. Sympathy though, is highly appreciated)

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    12. Re:Well, no shit by rtb61 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      C'mon, how seriously do you think anyone takes that lie, I would rather have adds targeted at my personal interests. If you know want you want you don't need adds, and targeted is only post date, not what you are interested in but what you were interested in. They are not selling you knowledge they are selling you product. When you do searches to buy product, the current, by the time they align you have already decided and that would have been based on the content your sought which is where the adds should have been.

      The reality is it cost more to align adds with web content than in does to spread the marketing deceit of targeting people with adds for things they were interested in buying yesterday and already purchased.

      To really aligned adds personally, they are not talking about your interests but you psychological weakness, what adds styles (not content bur form) are you a sucker for, what add style can manipulate the choices you think you make and that is disgusting.

      Align adds with content is far more logical, catch is someone, in fact two people the add buyer and the add seller, need to review the add and content to make sure that they align, continuously day in and day out and that costs a lot of money, especially reviewing quality of content and add placement price. The big reason to align add to content is because it is the product purchasers current interest. There is no point in targeted people with adds for a new car the day after they buy one just because the data mining says they 'were' interested in buying a car.

      There are tricky adds placements like news but then they are obvious add placements for insurance for bad news and for good news entertainment.

      So the new add agency, people that continually reviewing web content and place adds live, people reviewing placements, add placement bidding for hot content, add placement history and substantiation and add agency track record for returns on add placements. Some automation, some regular space buy in, and quite of bit of live active placement for the best returns, all based on content value (a value at competition to how much content space has been taken away for add space.

      As for invasion of privacy, psychological profiling, choice manipulation through subconscious targeting, that will come to a legally enforced end. The extra money will have to be spent are accurately aligned adds with time critical content (when the content is at it's best sales value), globally. A whole bunch of webheads monitoring the pulse of the web putting their customers adds at the best web locations at the best time and content producers working to attract those webheads eyes and add placement dollars charging top dollar for current hot content. People watching web click counters like stock brokers watch stock tickers.

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    13. Re:Well, no shit by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Don't ask me, but judging by the number of people I know that at one point did have facebooks, but have recently 'deleted' their accounts, I'm guessing many people do.

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    14. Re:Well, no shit by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      I think it has to do more with up-stream registration of the IP blocks. My office is in VA Beach, and we have fractional DS3 over Cavalier/Verizon, maintain our own border routers, announce our own routes over BGP, etc. All that good stuff. the other end of our leased line is in Norfolk, and that's where the /24 on that link was registered, so any time I visit a GeoIP-enabled site from the office, it claims I'm in Norfolk.

      the aggregation point for Comcast in IL is probably in this Naperville place.

    15. Re:Well, no shit by peragrin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You buy some sexy lingerie for your current girlfriend online. In 6 months you break up. You find yourself another lady but she refuses to wear such things however for the next 20 years you get ads catalogs and emails all for you to buy lingerie.

      Targeted ads have unlimited shelf life. You have a phase were you like one particular "brand,item,design" and you get advertising for that. Even if you are no longer interested in it anymore. There is no way to tell them to stop.

      Sidenote Amazon bases it's advertising to you based on buying history. Currently my amazon history is 12 years long, you don't have to keep tax data that long, why should amazon keep that data that long?

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    16. Re:Well, no shit by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      C'mon, how seriously do you think anyone takes that lie, I would rather have adds targeted at my personal interests. If you know want you want you don't need adds, and targeted is only post date, not what you are interested in but what you were interested in.

      That's a false dichotomy. There isn't a simple choice between:

      a) Know everything you want to buy, and never deviate from that list, and
      b) Not knowing what to buy at all, and being influenced by ads

      In fact, very, very few are even close to either of those extremes. Most people have an idea of what they like, but not the specifics of what they want. So, in fact, if advertising is targeted well, most people it targets would appreciate the information (even if they object to the way it's delivered).

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    17. Re:Well, no shit by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Most people have an idea of what they like, but not the specifics of what they want. So, in fact, if advertising is targeted well, most people it targets would appreciate the information (even if they object to the way it's delivered).

      You are making the assumption that people are seeking to buy something most of the time. That assumption is incorrect. And even the times when I'm looking for something, advertising is completely untrustworthy, making it useless as information source.

      Advertising is simply more noise to filter out.

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    18. Re:Well, no shit by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Showing me less, but better targeted ads should be a win-win situation.

      That will never happen. Marketeers don't understand the concept of moderation and believe everyone wants to drink from a fire hose of ads all day long.

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    19. Re:Well, no shit by dragonsomnolent · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I figured it was something stupid like that. Oh well, I'd rather advertisers think I'm in chicago than quincy anyway, the less they know the better off I am (I guess)

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    20. Re:Well, no shit by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Because some people actually use social networking sites for real social networking. Some people actually want accurate information about them shared with others. Now i don't happen to be one of those people, but I know quite a few of them.

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    21. Re:Well, no shit by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      I think it's more like "the few that actually do don't last in the business very long". I do agree though, that it seems like every day we're inching closer to a future eerily close to the one depicted in Wall-E.

      What bothers me the most though is when sites that I *DO* pay for start pulling this targeted ad crap. Earlier this year I signed up for eHarmony. spent $150 for the three month kitchen-sink plan...AND THERE WERE STILL ADS!!! What the heck? Conversely, virtually every website I went to started serving up banner ads for eHarmony...uhm...I already paid it, why would I need an ad to tell me about a service I ALREADY SUBSCRIBED TO??!? Given that experience and the case study of cable TV, I'm not at all in favor of paywalls and micropayments - it's just a matter of time before they turn into macropayments and serve ads on top of it.

    22. Re:Well, no shit by RJFerret · · Score: 1

      You can work that to your advantage, I wondered why the commercials I saw on Hulu mostly featured hot women, closeup shots of their legs and other body parts, stretching, bending and doing exercise poses, fashionably adorned, until I double-checked my profile on Hulu and saw I'd clicked "female".

      Score!

      (If they start showing me sexy lingerie ads, I might even click the "is this ad relevant to you" yes box.)

    23. Re:Well, no shit by causality · · Score: 1

      Whew. Im glad to know that privacy is still dead. Seriously though, I'd rather have advertisments targeted to my interests than some random bs that I have interest in.

      I have one question for you and everyone who says what you just said. It's a two-part question: why would you ever think that a paid advertisement is a good source of honest unbiased information about the product/service in question, and if you recognize that it is not then why would you want to base purchasing decisions on dishonest, biased information?

      Advertising is nothing more than the psychological manipulation of behavior by means of suggestion. Manipulation is a bitter pill; that bitter pill is sugar-coated by convincing you that it's somehow helpful to you. Then you can be a good consumer and do as you are told, bonus points if you think it's your own idea when you follow a suggestion.

      Ever see a skilled hypnotist in action? They can tell someone ahead of time, "I will implant the suggestion that you put your shoes on backwards, with the left shoe on your right foot and vice-verse." Then the person does that. They ask the person why they did that, and does the person say "you implanted a suggestion that made me do it?" No. The person says "It seemed more comfortable that way" or otherwise makes an excuse for it as though it were their own idea all along. This is how marketing works, how mass numbers of people follow trends and jump on bandwagons at the same time while believing it was an individual choice. It goes far beyond selling products. It's to the point that large numbers of people will, overnight, adopt the mannerisms and speech patterns of various celebrities as though they have always acted and spoken that way. It's actually an affront to the very concept of individuality and self-determination, because real individuals have that pesky habit of not always doing what you want them to do.

      I submit that you cannot see this system of manipulation for what it truly is and still make apologies for it.

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    24. Re:Well, no shit by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. And A simple basic understanding of physics of bitspace should have told you that:
      There is no such thing as deleting. There is overwriting. Overwriting the link to it in the directory. Or overwriting the actual data.

      So if you want something to be gone, write something else in place, and forget about it.
      Has been my policy for a long time.

      Caveat: Watch out for things that keep a change log / history.

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    25. Re:Well, no shit by kheldan · · Score: 1

      How about this: Don't put any real data in something like Facebook in the first place!

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    26. Re:Well, no shit by shoehornjob · · Score: 1
      I guess I should have clarified my position on advertisments relevant to my interests. Most of those relevant ads are coming from Google. Since I use a lot of their free software I consider it a reasonable trade off to see targeted ads. In fact I'd rather not have to look at a bunch of crap that is either not interesting or downright annoying. Were that the case I would not have much incentive to use their products. I'm willing to trade a bit of privacy for some nice software.

      The reality is it cost more to align adds with web content than in does to spread the marketing deceit of targeting people with adds for things they were interested in buying yesterday and already purchased.

      That's so true because half the time I see this stuff after I've already spent my money. So who comes out on top in this situation?

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    27. Re:Well, no shit by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

      Yeah - what's especially creepy is Facebook having "virtual" profiles of people who haven't even joined, due to their friends sending you join requests (so Facebook have your email plus your circle of friends and can probably guess a lot just by your friends preferences, details etc. - nevermind photos that may have you in them).

      I wonder if they do in fact keep separate records for people who they know "exist" but haven't joined?

      Anyway, the join requests with "you may also know Person X, Y, Z" (and yes, you know them all, of course), with those people even from diverse social circles - it's pretty creepy.

      If they do keep records for people who haven't joined it is surely illegal - even keeping your email address surely is, at least here in Europe. I wonder is there some kind of formal legal request you can make to request any details they may hold about you?

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    28. Re:Well, no shit by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Currently my amazon history is 12 years long, you don't have to keep tax data that long, why should amazon keep that data that long?

      Amazon does a pretty good job with me. I'm in my late 40s now, and my literary and musical tastes are as eclectic as they were when I was 16, so good luck to them. They have a hard job predicting what I'll like, but every now and then, they come up with surprises that work (yippee!). But I usually have to do the legwork by myself.

      Where Amazon and the likes really score for me is with music: being able to listen to sound-bites of nearly everything is a huge improvement on bricks-and-mortar stores where I often feel an obligation to buy something simply because I don't want to put staff to the trouble of loading up yet another CD to try out.

    29. Re:Well, no shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you ever put any correct data in to begin with, except for stuff that is already a matter of public record or that you see no reason keep private?

      Even if Facebook could be trusted to keep your secrets your "friends" cannot.

      I've been asking that since the start of the "social networking" fad. Yes, fad. Just like when "the world" discovered email, then "chat", then etc... Eventually, those things found their place in the mainstream, but until that happened there was a lot of nonsense being carried out on those platforms by people who are attracted to things new and shiny. Social networking will find it's place too, but given the idiotic nature of much of that traffic now (can you say Twitter?) I suspect that it will be a much smaller stream, and including far less, shall we say "detail" about it's users.

    30. Re:Well, no shit by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, there are two sorts of advertising: Advertising in places devoted for advertising, and advertising besides articles.
      For example, in my favourite (paper) computer magazine, there's a range of pages solely reserved for advertising. That's good advertising. I consult that when I'm looking for things to buy, and indeed the computer I'm writing this on right now is from an online shop I know only due to that advertising, so it's obviously effective. On the other hand there are also ads in the article section. I rarely even look at them, and I never ever bought anything which was shown there. Those are the sections I consult when I want to read articles, not when I look for something to buy.

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    31. Re:Well, no shit by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Actually that might backfire if your false information is taken as true. As an extreme case: Imagine you put the false information in that you are a fan of Osama bin Laden, and then some CIA bot comes along and ads you to the list of people to have a closer look at. Now you'd certainly not be that stupid, but who knows which problems some other, apparently harmless, misinformation may cause?

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    32. Re:Well, no shit by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Amazon is better than some but are still stupid when it comes to targeting advertising. I used to enjoy Anne rice vampire novels. I bought most of them. So when I het ads for twilight I cringe but understand. However when I get ads for the exact same books as I already bought I have problems. Just because I bought the paperback 8 years ago doesn't mean I want the hardcover reprint with bonus content now.

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      i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
    33. Re:Well, no shit by shoehornjob · · Score: 1

      why would you ever think that a paid advertisement is a good source of honest unbiased information about the product/service in question, and if you recognize that it is not then why would you want to base purchasing decisions on dishonest, biased information?

      I make no buying decisions about anything I see advertised in any media. I may see a product that catches my interest but if I'm sheling out some hard earned money you better belive I'm doing some research before I buy anything. I agree with most everything you said but I come from a long line of skeptics and I suppose that has infuenced my buying decisions more than any advertisement. And yes I know, you're going to say "you saw a product that caught your interest so you are influenced by advertising" and you'd be wrong because the research influences my decision to buy.

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      "We are just a war away from Amerikastan. When god vs god the undoing of man." Dave Mustaine
    34. Re:Well, no shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they can. You don't NEED to keep tax data that long, but there's nothing stopping you from doing it anyway.

    35. Re:Well, no shit by hazem · · Score: 1

      Amazon does some of this pretty well. You can remove things from your browsing history, so when you did searches for "Vampire Lesbians from Mars" to get a gift for a friend, they don't affect your current recommendations. For some things they also have "fix this recommendation" to adjust what causes recommendations.

      It's not ideal, but at least they realize that they won't sell me something I'm not interested in.

      The key, though, is that when I'm on Amazon, I'm probably looking to buy something, and an ad might be useful. When I'm searching the web to learn about the history of the Japanese Shogunate, and ad for swords or Hello Kitty is a waste of bandwidth. I'm just surprised that anyone actually clicks on web ads and follows through with a sale.

    36. Re:Well, no shit by Urkki · · Score: 1

      except for stuff that is already a matter of public record or that you see no reason keep private?

      There's difference between public information, and information available for data mining and cross-referencing with all previous and future information about you, put into the Internet by you or by your "friends", "privately" or publicly.

      Storage capacities are still growing steadily, as well as processing power to analyse stored data, as well as algorithms used for analysing it. As long as it's just targeted ads, no problem. But it's not far-fetched to have a global data mining service by international organised crime. Want to find a suitable safe target for burglary, robbery, blackmailing, kidnapping, rape...? Just Crookle(tm) for it! Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if there's already one...

      Other side of the coin is, if you keep low profile in the net, you won't be found by automatic data mining programs, and will be even more safe from crime than you're today, because on average those idiots sharing their life will get targeted more.

    37. Re:Well, no shit by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      I would rather have adds targeted at my personal interests.

      Wold you also take targeted subtracts? :-)

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    38. Re:Well, no shit by uniquegeek · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many people have tested out buffer overflow. What's the longest-named or most numerous interests you can think of?

    39. Re:Well, no shit by antdude · · Score: 1

      I did that and Facebook kicked me off after a few weeks last year. To get back on, they wanted proof like my driver license copy. Yeah right, Facebook. No thanks.

      --
      Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
    40. Re:Well, no shit by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Most people have an idea of what they like, but not the specifics of what they want. So, in fact, if advertising is targeted well, most people it targets would appreciate the information (even if they object to the way it's delivered).

      True enough, when I need or want something then I have an idea of what it is. Then I go out and do a little research. 15 minutes with Google makes this easy.

      What I don't want is for advertisers to seek me out. I don't care how well-targeted the ads are -- in fact, the better targeted they are the more objectionable I find them. I will seek out the products I want and need. I don't want them to seek me out, ever. Advertising is the primary reason I don't watch television or listen to the radio, and is the reason I use ad-blockers.

      I can already hear the retort, though: "how will I know about new things I didn't know I want/need?" The answer is: friends.

      I hate advertising with a passion. I don't hate the concept of advertising -- it could be done in a way I wouldn't find objectionable. Actually be informative, truthful, and complete, for example, rather than selling an image or distorting the value and qualities of the product. Even then, though, I would still loathe targeted advertising. Companies are not my friends, and I don't want them behaving as if they are. This includes any level of "knowing" me.

    41. Re:Well, no shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 6 months you break up. You find yourself another lady but she refuses to wear such things however for the next 20 years you get ads catalogs and emails all for you to buy lingerie.

      Uh what? Yeah yeah slashdot, but really? Man up, there is a world full of girls!

    42. Re:Well, no shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh what? Yeah yeah slashdot, but really? Man up, there is a world full of girls!

      Thou shalt not lie, even by implication. And the implication of your statement is that you, a /. denizen, actually know more than one girl. The problem with that is that the one girl you do know is most likely your mother.

    43. Re:Well, no shit by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      You are making the assumption that people are seeking to buy something most of the time. That assumption is incorrect.

      You don't have to be looking to buy something to want to be aware of what's out there. So no, I was not making that assumption.

      And even the times when I'm looking for something, advertising is completely untrustworthy, making it useless as information source.

      Well, not every advertisement is untrustworthy, and even then, you're supposed to follow up with your own research. Think of it like Wikipedia.

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      You know, there is a difference between trolling and pointing out the flaws in your reasoning. Just saying.
    44. Re:Well, no shit by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      I can already hear the retort, though: "how will I know about new things I didn't know I want/need?" The answer is: friends.

      Four things spring to mind when I hear this:

      a) How will your friends know about things you didn't know you want/need?
      b) Will friends pass along the more mundane things, like for example, I don't know, a sale on bed linen, when you actually need it?
      c) Does this mean that friends look at ads so that you don't have to?
      d) To an advertiser, this just sounds like astroturfing is your preferred medium of advertising.

      Look, if this works for you, more power to you. I'm not trying to say this is a Bad Way To Live, or anything like that. I'm just trying to say that there is a trade-off when blocking advertisements altogether. You do get less information.

      --
      You know, there is a difference between trolling and pointing out the flaws in your reasoning. Just saying.
    45. Re:Well, no shit by ultranova · · Score: 1

      You don't have to be looking to buy something to want to be aware of what's out there.

      Yes, you do. Awareness is a limited resource; if an advertizer manages to make me waste awareness on a product I don't need or want, it's off from something else that might benefit me. That makes advertizing - all advertizing - noise to be filtered out as thoroughly as possible.

      This is related to a recent discussion about whether Net makes you less capable of "deep thought" due to constant distractions.

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    46. Re:Well, no shit by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      You don't have to be looking to buy something to want to be aware of what's out there.

      Yes, you do.

      No you don't. Counterexample: I know a friend who's looking for a cheap video camera, so I'm always interested in hearing about sales or just cheap prices, even though I'm not looking to spend a dollar myself.

      Awareness is a limited resource

      You make it sound like advertisers can steal awareness permanently. If you, somehow, run out of awareness, then stop memorising ads.

      --
      You know, there is a difference between trolling and pointing out the flaws in your reasoning. Just saying.
    47. Re:Well, no shit by causality · · Score: 1

      why would you ever think that a paid advertisement is a good source of honest unbiased information about the product/service in question, and if you recognize that it is not then why would you want to base purchasing decisions on dishonest, biased information?

      I make no buying decisions about anything I see advertised in any media. I may see a product that catches my interest but if I'm sheling out some hard earned money you better belive I'm doing some research before I buy anything. I agree with most everything you said but I come from a long line of skeptics and I suppose that has infuenced my buying decisions more than any advertisement. And yes I know, you're going to say "you saw a product that caught your interest so you are influenced by advertising" and you'd be wrong because the research influences my decision to buy.

      No, I wouldn't say you're influenced by advertising without some indication that this is so. Indeed, I stopped short of making such a claim and I preferred to discuss advertising as an institution independently of how it may or may not affect you personally.

      Besides, it sounds like you'd know whether you are easily influenced much better than I could. It's a bit of a nuisance on Slashdot that lots of people presume to believe they know my thoughts, intentions, and personal traits better than I do and assume I am bullshitting when I correct them on such matters. I won't follow their example.

      It does seem to me though that everything you wrote above undermines the premise of deriving useful information from advertising. As in, if I first find out about a product/service because of an unsolicited ad (by that I mean, not the Yellow Pages), that's a good sign that I don't need it at all, otherwise I'd have looked for and found such a thing on my own.

      I see the mindlessness of the masses of people, who only think they have their own thoughts and make their own decisions. The truth is that they have very few thoughts and impulses that someone didn't put there. Much of it was not put there by advertising, but rather by inflicting trauma, emotional frustration, or some other abuse. It so happens that you can bully with kindness as well as with cruelty; in fact the phony kindness is less likely to be resisted. Therefore, advertising puts a nice smiling face on the same process of manipulation in order to exploit the same human weaknesses.

      Manipulation is intimately tied to the rest of our society. It's generally how business and politics get done. It's greatly preferred over rational choice because it is hard to rule and dominate when all of your actions have a demonstrable reasonable basis. It's so important to us that we are very careful never to teach any real argumentation, critical thinking, or about propaganda techniques in our public schools. If we did that correctly it would result in a tough-minded population not so easily led around, and that's absolutely not desirable to our rulers.

      For this system to work, our rulers need a steady supply of mindless, helpless people who are not very independent and won't try too hard to learn anything on their own. Bonus points if they are emotionally immature, petty, impressed by fame and celebrity, and cannot control their passions. For this the public schools have been quite successful.

      So my point in all of this is how very frivolous it is to say "wow, I wouldn't have known about that product" in the face of this gigantic and tremendously evil system. I'd go so far as to say that even when it's right (as in factually accurate) it's still wrong.

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      It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
    48. Re:Well, no shit by shoehornjob · · Score: 1

      Manipulation is intimately tied to the rest of our society. It's generally how business and politics get done. It's greatly preferred over rational choice because it is hard to rule and dominate when all of your actions have a demonstrable reasonable basis. It's so important to us that we are very careful never to teach any real argumentation, critical thinking, or about propaganda techniques in our public schools. If we did that correctly it would result in a tough-minded population not so easily led around, and that's absolutely not desirable to our rulers.

      A truer word was never spoken. I used to consider myself educated about politics and the issues. I think so many people are not interested is because of the kind of influence you describe above.

      --
      "We are just a war away from Amerikastan. When god vs god the undoing of man." Dave Mustaine
  6. I'd have to ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steve if this is OK, he is the only one with the answer.
    Perhaps it is just being misinterpreted and is simple just magical.

  7. Re:Ugh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the words of Bill Hicks:
     
     

    By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself.

    No, no, no it's just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they'll take root - I don't know. You try, you do what you can. Kill yourself.

    Seriously though, if you are, do.

    Aaah, no really, there's no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers. Okay - kill yourself - seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously. No this is not a joke, you're going, "there's going to be a joke coming," there's no fucking joke coming. You are Satan's spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are fucked and you are fucking us. Kill yourself. It's the only way to save your fucking soul, kill yourself.

    Planting seeds. I know all the marketing people are going, "he's doing a joke..." there's no joke here whatsoever. Suck a tail-pipe, fucking hang yourself, borrow a gun from a Yank friend - I don't care how you do it. Rid the world of your evil fucking makinations. Machi... Whatever, you know what I mean.

    I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too, "Oh, you know what Bill's doing, he's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a good market, he's very smart."

    Oh man, I am not doing that. You fucking evil scumbags!

    "Ooh, you know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar. That's a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. We've done research - huge market. He's doing a good thing."

    Godammit, I'm not doing that, you scum-bags! Quit putting a godamm dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet!

    "Ooh, the anger dollar. Huge. Huge in times of recession. Giant market, Bill's very bright to do that."

    God, I'm just caught in a fucking web.

    "Ooh the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. Good market - look at our research. We see that many people feel trapped. If we play to that and then separate them into the trapped dollar..."

    How do you live like that? And I bet you sleep like fucking babies at night, don't you?

    "What didya do today honey?"

    "Oh, we made ah, we made ah arsenic a childhood food now, goodnight." [snores] "Yeah we just said you know is your baby really too loud? You know?" [snores] "Yeah, you know the mums will love it." [snores]

    Sleep like fucking children, don't ya, this is your world isn't it?

  8. Privacy... by iScotty · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lol, privacy on the internet, come on consumers.

    1. Re:Privacy... by ThosLives · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Indeed! I'm still trying to figure out how to promote my campaign to educate people on a nice subtlety:

      Privacy: doing something that other people don't know about. This is inherently impossible on the internet, because in order to do anything on the internet, you have to send data to or from somewhere - someone else knows what you're doing.

      Anonymity: doing something but people don't know that it's you that's doing it. This is really what people are after, not privacy. People talk about "privacy" for many things, such as GPS for fuel tax in their cars, or speeding or whatever. The complaint there isn't privacy: anyone who has eyeballs can see that there is a car driving around. The complaint is anonymity: drivers don't want others to know that they are driving to a particular place or in a particular manner.

      So, please help fix this argument: the internet cannot ever have privacy, but please let's keep it anonymous! All the things like Facebook, etc. are inherently non-anonymous, because people are volunteering identifying information. I suppose there's an argument about protecting who has access to the identifying information, but that's a different facet of the argument.

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      "There are a dozen opinions on a matter until you know the truth. Then there is only one." - CS Lewis (paraprhase)
    2. Re:Privacy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think there was a TED talk on this recently. Given by a guy calling himself 'Mute' or something.

    3. Re:Privacy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, please help fix this argument: the internet cannot ever have privacy, but please let's keep it anonymous!

      The content of an encrypted email can be private, and is routed through the Internet. Therefore, part of your claim is false. However, I agree that it is useful to think of anonymity and privacy as valuable and distinct.

    4. Re:Privacy... by ThosLives · · Score: 1

      I don't understand what part of my claim is false. While the content of an encrypted email may remain undeciphered (and so remain "private") the fact that an encrypted email was sent cannot be hidden. I consider "knowledge about the contents of a transaction" to be an issue of anonymity, not an issue of privacy - though I admit that is an issue of definition.

      I suppose it's the different between "an email was transmitted" and "an email about topic X was transmitted." I would say that neither event is private, but the former event maintains much more anonymity than the latter.

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      "There are a dozen opinions on a matter until you know the truth. Then there is only one." - CS Lewis (paraprhase)
    5. Re:Privacy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might be right, but I'm afraid that in people's psyche at large, privacy is something a law-abiding citizen is entitled to and anonymity is what someone who's up to no good is looking for.

      It's gonna be a hard sell.

    6. Re:Privacy... by scruffy · · Score: 1

      Your problem is that anonymity is an important way to (partially) implement privacy, so you will always get some confusion. "Someone is browsing Slashdot" and "ThosLives is browsing a web page" both preserve privacy to some extent by anonymization.

    7. Re:Privacy... by schlick · · Score: 1

      Your definitions are not correct. Anonymity can provide privacy. If you do something anonymously, you are doing some thing that other people don't know about (you doing). They may know that it is being done but privacy is not about concealing actions, it is about concealing identity.

      Secrecy is doing something that other people don't know about (whats being done).
      Privacy is doing something that other people don't know about (you doing).

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      "It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything." -Homer Simpson
    8. Re:Privacy... by ThosLives · · Score: 1

      Secrecy is actually a synonym for privacy: they both mean "not visible."

      At the end of the day, privacy means "nobody knows". So in one sense, anonymous activities are partially private. Given that definition - and perhaps this is what you meant? - then you are putting privacy on a sliding scale, saying that some things are more private than others based on the amount of information independent of the specific information.

      I would probably revise my original sentiment: both privacy and anonymity are important: anonymity in the things which cannot be private, and as much private as possible. (And this is probably where people are uncomfortable - everything on the internet used to be largely anonymous, but the anonymity is fast eroding.)

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      "There are a dozen opinions on a matter until you know the truth. Then there is only one." - CS Lewis (paraprhase)
    9. Re:Privacy... by nine-times · · Score: 1

      The internet can have privacy. Open web pages can't really have privacy, but encrypted emails, for example, are pretty private.

  9. Oblivious by Mike+Mentalist · · Score: 1

    I barely even notice most adverts really. It's either some annoying pop-up style advert that annoys me enough to close the window down immediately (so I don't really look at what is being advertised) or I just filter them out like I filter out background noise.

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    I put my books on Amazon, Smashwords, Demonoid, ISOHunt and Pirate Bay. Search for 'Michael Cargill'
    1. Re:Oblivious by internewt · · Score: 1

      That's what you are meant to think.

      But be objective, and just think about how many jingles are in your head. Just think how you can recognise brands just through something like a quick glimpse of corporate colours, or a type face. They don't teach that shit at school, so it got into your head somehow - bypassing the filters.

      Whilst you think you can filter them out, the psychologists who designed those adverts were aiming otherwise. And they are paid very handsomely, so it must work (either as they say, or just to the businesses buying adverts).

      I recommend you make a concerted effort for a month or two to avoid advertising. Install Adblock and NoScript and reign in the cruft on line. If you have a PVR, use it to dodge adverts, and maybe try avoiding TV for a while - or at least programmes with product placement and/or aggressive adverts. Make sure you have a good selection of tapes[1] for the car, so you don't need to hear radio adverts.

      The mute button on a TV remote is massively underrated too. With TV ads muted, it is actually quite easy to notice the tricks they use to grab attention. Once someone recognises how the adverts work, they are much less effective.

      After a while of this, allow yourself to be exposed to an unfiltered world for a little while, I bet you will notice just how pervasive and persuasive adverts are.

      [1] Or 8 track carts, if you are stuck in the past ;)

      --
      Car analogies break down.
  10. No by Stele · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Ever load up a completely random webpage to see an advertisement at the top for products related to what you're reading about?"

    No. Thanks Adblock!

    1. Re:No by Krneki · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Ever load up a completely random webpage to see an advertisement at the top for products related to what you're reading about?"

      No. Thanks Adblock!

      What are this ads you talk about?

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      Love many, trust a few, do harm to none.
    2. Re:No by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Other people who use AdBlock are also interested in:

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    3. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried to mod that to 6: Funny, but then a clown popped up and ask me to buy Viagra :(

    4. Re:No by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      "Ever load up a completely random webpage to see an advertisement at the top for products related to what you're reading about?"

      No. Thanks Adblock!

      What are this ads you talk about?

      Well, ads are something some people find on web pages. According to what people say, they can distract you from the actual

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      content. I think that's just a myth. I've never seen any.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  11. Adblock... by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

    Ever load up a completely random webpage to see an advertisement

    Not in many years.

    --
    "I zero-index my hamsters" - Willtor (147206)
    1. Re:Adblock... by GNious · · Score: 1

      I tried loading a page in Explorer (no ABP it seems) - yikes, the intertubes really are full of ads!
      More interesting, my download became slower (it seems), and the fans on my laptop went full-blast.

      NOT a pleasant experience.

  12. Privacy may not be the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I skimmed over the paper and I'm not sure it's privacy that reduced the effectiveness. I think it's more out of annoyance.

    Lets say there are two types of people that click on ads: People that are actually interested in get more information provided by the ad and people that just click on the ad on an impulse. Now consider if someone is going to an auto web page to do some research on cars they might want to buy.

    If they get some giant random ad about about guitar lessons or whatever then most people will probably just ignore it and continue on (they're doing car research after all). In that situation the people that would click the ad would be the impulse types (maybe from people not all that interested in actually doing car research at that moment). On the other side, if there is a small targeted ad about cars then people would either just ignore it because it's small or click it because they want more information (they are doing car research after all).

    Now consider the situation where a giant targeted ad pops up. This is basically a forced distraction. You're looking at doing your own research and the site is trying to forcibly tell you what you want. That would piss people off because it's forceful (giant ad) and targeted at the subject they were trying to research on their own.

    1. Re:Privacy may not be the issue by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      I skimmed over the paper and I'm not sure it's privacy that reduced the effectiveness. I think it's more out of annoyance.

      Lets say there are two types of people that click on ads: People that are actually interested in get more information provided by the ad and people that just click on the ad on an impulse.

      Yes I've had that annoying advert, that looks as though its got exactly what you want "Advanced Vina lessons in Leeds". When you click on it it is the Leeds section of some classified site, with two adverts; one for a used Sofa and another for gardening services!

    2. Re:Privacy may not be the issue by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Well, three types. While I use ABP and NoScript on my computers, on the iPad and iPhone it's not so easy. So occasionally I'll drag a finger somewhere or take too long and *boop*, I'm on some ad site.

      [John]

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      Shit better not happen!
    3. Re:Privacy may not be the issue by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      One more reason to not use iPad and iPhone.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  13. Oblig XKCD by Aladrin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    http://xkcd.com/713/

    I've always felt that these ads aren't just intrusive, they're -lying- to me. There isn't actually a ton of hot women in this town looking for a nerd to comfort them at night. It's ridiculous. In fact, for that scenario, there's -nowhere on earth-.

    It got to the point a few years ago where I just ignored anything that had the name of my town. Why? Because I found a 'news article' that said the writer was from my town. This confused the hell out of me, because it was extremely unlikely. Then I realized the 'article' was just a fake and was really an advertisement.

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    "If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you." - DM
    1. Re:Oblig XKCD by Ephemeriis · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It got to the point a few years ago where I just ignored anything that had the name of my town. Why? Because I found a 'news article' that said the writer was from my town. This confused the hell out of me, because it was extremely unlikely. Then I realized the 'article' was just a fake and was really an advertisement.

      Yup.

      These days I assume that anything that looks too personal must be garbage. I live in a small town... Unless I'm reading the local paper, I'm not going to see references to anything that local. If I do, it must be some kind of geo-targeted advertising.

      Interesting how the hooks they use to try to get your attention have instead become keywords that signify that I can safely ignore something.

      --
      "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." -Oscar Wilde
    2. Re:Oblig XKCD by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      Yep. I actually feel belittled. Essentially, they believe that I'm dumb enough to fall for it. 1 day, I might start clicking on ads, just to make them pay for it. It'll waste my time more than their time, though.

    3. Re:Oblig XKCD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      1 day, I might start clicking on ads, just to make them pay for it. It'll waste my time more than their time, though.

      I already do that with ads that are obnoxious or obvious scams. Just click via middle mouse button to open them in another tab you don't even have to see and you waste pretty much 0 time.

    4. Re:Oblig XKCD by cgomezr · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you live, but it's even more ridiculous if you are in a country where most women are brown-eyed brunettes with relatively dark skin and most people speak crappy English, and they show you four or five blonde, blue-eyed, fair-skinned pretty girls with their nicks in English. Oh, and all of them from a 1000-people town near you.

      Come on, they go too far, they would earn more money by trying to deceive people a bit more subtly!

    5. Re:Oblig XKCD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting how the hooks they use to try to get your attention have instead become keywords that signify that I can safely ignore something.

      Like the good old "Low prices on $item, shop $item at $dipshit_fake_search_result.com!" Google results from sites that don't even have $item.

    6. Re:Oblig XKCD by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      I've always felt that these ads aren't just intrusive, they're -lying- to me.

      Truly, it is a travesty that such a noble profession as advertising has fallen so far from its previously honest and forthright ways.

      --
      Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
    7. Re:Oblig XKCD by RJFerret · · Score: 1

      Even better was when I used my tethered cellphone as my broadband access several years ago, it showed up as two states over instead of anywhere near me, clearly highlighting what I had no interest in.

    8. Re:Oblig XKCD by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      and they show you four or five blonde, blue-eyed, fair-skinned pretty girls with their nicks in English

      Which, despite being in the US, I know that these sorts of things are just BS. If they had been real, they would show pictures of women walking down the sidewalk with a chase vehicle showing amber rotating lights and carrying a sign reading 'Wide Load'.

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    9. Re:Oblig XKCD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frankly I'd much rather get an ad from the local store around the corner than an ad for some place in Timbuktu.

    10. Re:Oblig XKCD by PatrickThomson · · Score: 1

      My "local town" is a datacentre in a field somewhere. Whenever I see an advert telling me that something's big in Cheltenham (a dump; over half the length of my country away) I usually laugh like a drain and then forget what the product was.

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    11. Re:Oblig XKCD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I too live in a small town, but near a larger town, so I get ads targeted to people there; lotsa housewives losing weight, etc. and what I would assume to be a set of really hot blond (at least) quintuplets, except their ages change as well as their names, so I'm left simply confused.

    12. Re:Oblig XKCD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys just figured this out? You obviously don't frequent porn sites.

  14. News at 11! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It still feels very stalkerish.

    Most people don't like being stalked! News at 11!

    Seriously, makes you wonder why people can make money with these trivial kinds of studies. Then again, they can cater to retards in marketing and management departments where having no common sense is an entry requirement.

  15. Privacy matters..? by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    "Our results show privacy matters in something of a subtle way in online advertising," says Goldfarb. "Sometimes privacy violations are fine, sometimes they're not."
    Nice to see what costumers like to project onto consumer rights :)

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    1. Re:Privacy matters..? by gotpoetry · · Score: 1

      Are the costumers interested in dressing our rights in a gorilla suit?

  16. Obvious research is obvious by ollie231 · · Score: 1

    Surely everyone already knew this? In any case, they wont be going away any time soon. Just look how much money Google makes off targeted advertisements.

  17. The ones that get me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    .. are the ones relating to nothing on the page you are currently on, but stuff you have recently been looking at.

    For instance, I just bought a puppy recently.. and quite frequently now I'll see ads for obedience training.. while looking at computer parts.

    I'm actually perfectly cool with how this is pulled off.. but it is still a little weird!

    1. Re:The ones that get me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see the ads for obedience training when I'm on the dating sites, and I click on all of them but always get dissapointed when I find out they're for pets only.

    2. Re:The ones that get me by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog.

      Check your router logs....

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  18. what ads? by timmarhy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    i haven't seen anything aside from text ads from google in years. it's called ad block, and the more desperate ad companies get the more i lol.

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  19. No! Really? Who would have thought? by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People do not like the idea that you come to their most private place, their home, unasked and uninvited, and try to force them to buy your junk. Who would have tought that they do not like that idea?

    Now, you say, ads have been our companions for decades, if not centuries. Why suddenly that rejection? We should be use to them by now. And yes, we are. But these ads are different.

    So far, we had ads that yelled at you, in the equivalent of a street hawker. He yells out what goods he has, come and get 'em! That's basically what TV and radio ads are like. They do not talk to YOU. They talk to, well, anyone listening. Targeted ads are more like the guy at your door trying to sell you some magazine subscription, only that he also happens to know a lot about you. He knows your hobbies and he offers you magazines related to your hobbies, with the undertone of "this has to interest you, I know it".

    And people don't like strangers to know their private details. Especially if those strangers try to sell them something.

    And people don't buy from people they don't like.

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    1. Re:No! Really? Who would have thought? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      People do not like the idea that you come to their most private place, their home, unasked and uninvited, and try to force them to buy your junk. Who would have tought that they do not like that idea?

      This is one of my major points when someone argues with me regarding the use of adblocking software.

      A door-to-door salesman comes to your hosue. Do you:
      a) Wait for him to finish his pitch and consider buying?
      b) Listen politely, tell him no thanks, be cordial?
      c) Slam the door in his face?

      If you answered other than c), now imagine that when you opened the door to let in a friend, the salesman walked in too. He is now walking around your living room looking at your furnishings, which cleaning products you use, inspecting your rubbish, and going through your underwear drawer reading all the labels. He's reading all of your receipts, checking out how often you buy sanitary products, and of which brand. In 3 days time, he'll come back with a truck full of flyers for products related to what he found out about you, and put them over every window, through your letterbox, in your mail (because he's affiliated with the post office) and your newspaper will now be 200 pages thick, 150 of them being adverts.

      Now, how about we install a peephole in your door so you know not to open it up when the salesman comes around? That's Adblock.

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    2. Re:No! Really? Who would have thought? by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Nicely said, both of you. I'll use what you've said when I tell friends, family and coworkers about my own anti-advertising philosophy.

    3. Re:No! Really? Who would have thought? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      now imagine that when you opened the door to let in a friend, the salesman walked in too. He is now walking around your living room looking at your furnishings, which cleaning products you use, inspecting your rubbish [...] , how about we install a peephole in your door so you know not to open it up when the salesman comes around? That's Adblock.

      And leave your friend outside with the salesman? That's cold, dude.

    4. Re:No! Really? Who would have thought? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      And leave your friend outside with the salesman? That's cold, dude.

      "Might you, or anyone you know, be interested in fully automatic sidearms?"

      :).

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    5. Re:No! Really? Who would have thought? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because you can't see the hypothetical salesman doesn't mean he isn't there.

    6. Re:No! Really? Who would have thought? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      That salesman paid for your friend's visit.

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    7. Re:No! Really? Who would have thought? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      That's funny, ever since I was doing a remodeling project I haven't been getting targeted ads. I was shopping for 2x4s, sledge hammer, rubber tubing, concrete mix. Not sure why they didn't have anything to hock at me.

    8. Re:No! Really? Who would have thought? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds like his problem.

    9. Re:No! Really? Who would have thought? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People do not like the idea that you come to their most private place, their home, unasked and uninvited, and try to force them to buy your junk. Who would have tought that they do not like that idea?

      Except that's not how it is. They're not coming to you, you're specifically going out and requesting ad-supported content and then complaining about the ads. If you don't like it, don't use ad-supported websites.

    10. Re:No! Really? Who would have thought? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is one of my major points when someone argues with me regarding the use of adblocking software.

      Blah Blah Blah

      This is all well and good. However, my major point when someone argues about the use of adblocking software:

      Fuck off and die.

    11. Re:No! Really? Who would have thought? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now imagine that when you opened the door to let in a friend, the salesman walked in too.

      So you use adblock to kick the salesman out and now your friend is mad; your friend says he doesn't come see you for free and if you won't pay him, he is going to have to bring salesmen with him.

    12. Re:No! Really? Who would have thought? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you use adblock to kick the salesman out and now your friend is mad; your friend says he doesn't come see you for free and if you won't pay him, he is going to have to bring salesmen with him.

      Then he's not a very good friend.

      With friends like that, who needs enemas? I'll tell him I'll miss him, and that he shouldn't let the door hit him too hard in the ass on his way home.

    13. Re:No! Really? Who would have thought? by slarrg · · Score: 1

      Dumbass! He's no longer my friend.

    14. Re:No! Really? Who would have thought? by unknownroad · · Score: 1

      d) Don't answer the door in the first place. I'm not saying you can tell beforehand if it's a salesperson or not, but it's still an option. Unfortunately, the equivalent action on the Internet would be to... not be on the Internet.

    15. Re:No! Really? Who would have thought? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      If they're with a peddler, they're not my friends.

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    16. Re:No! Really? Who would have thought? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      How nice of him. And if he doesn't bother me too much and just leaves a leaflet here for my consideration, I might even read it. If he comes in and start yacking about his oh-so-wonderful product, I'll kick him out. And probably my ex-friend too for hanging out with such creeps.

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  20. Banner ads are disease nr. 2, text ones are worse by dragisha · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ever tried to search for something linux related, and found tens of mailing list aggregation sites, each one differing from others slightly, but mostly in URL and placement and quantity of AdSense ads?

    Is there some way to blacklist such sites and share blacklist info through some firefox extension?

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  21. Ha by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny

    Back in the '90s everyone surfed nekkid, and you didn't have to worry about them guessing the green denim jacket.

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    1. Re:Ha by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      What do you mean, back in the ’90s??
      *scratches balls in a comically overexaggerated way, while making a fitting grimace*

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      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    2. Re:Ha by slarrg · · Score: 1

      Dude, at least have the decency to put tape over your webcam when you do that.

  22. For and Against... by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

    I actually like ads to be catered to my tastes, it seems like a more useful use of screen real estate. So if there was some sort of central repository, say Google, that housed what ads fit my shopping habits, I'd be for it. However then there are the cons. I don't really want them sending me ads for things that might be private. So I searched something for a health concern, I need to be able to remove that from my "ad profile". But if they want to show me ads for all the new video games coming out, things for my favorite sports teams, movies I might like, etc; I have no problem with them profiling me for those.

    1. Re:For and Against... by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I actually like ads to be catered to my tastes, it seems like a more useful use of screen real estate.

      Years ago, I worked doing p-shop for advertising, and my boss taught me something important about marketing: The people paying for the ads want those ads to go to peope who aren't already interested. They want to reach people who have no interest in the product, and to alter their minds.

      It's a waste of money to pitch to someone who's already sold. In other words, advertisers want to advertise to you the opposite of what you want.

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    2. Re:For and Against... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly... Pitch me COD ads, not the latest Herpes meds... doh!

    3. Re:For and Against... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >It's a waste of money to pitch to someone who's already sold. In other words, advertisers want to advertise to you the opposite of what you want.

      Yeah, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH. How is this not common sense??

      How can people honestly believe that marketing is about benevolent shepherds of goods leading each precious product to an overjoyed consumer who desired nothing more than that exact product.

      Welcome to the real world. Somebody gets saddled with 15 mil useless widgets, so they bring in the advertisers to anybody they can try to convince anyway they can reach that they can't live without a useless widget. "Catered Ads" have more to do with identifying the gullible saps and the spendaholics than actually matching a product with someone who wants it or can use it. You bought 4 items from Home Shopping Network last month? You sound like somebody who could use a useless widget!

    4. Re:For and Against... by nine-times · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, I think this is very important. I worked in advertising briefly, and it creeped me out. The way advertisers see their jobs is not how most people understand advertisers' jobs.

      So here's a funny thing that many of you don't realize: you probably want to see some ads. I only really realized this until I cancelled my cable (Netflix only) and had been using Adblock for months. I realized that I had no idea what was going on. New products were being released, new movies were in theaters, and I didn't know these things existed. I wanted to know that they existed. I wanted to buy some of those products and see some of those movies.

      So I really started thinking about advertising, and specifically targeted advertising. I thought about how I kind of wish there was a site that I could go to what would tell me about all the things that I was missing by not seeing ads.

      So I wanted to learn about all of these things, but I wanted to learn about these things on my own terms, I wanted to look at the ads that I wanted to see, and not other ads. I wanted to look at them on my own schedule. I wanted to skip any ad that I didn't like. And that seemed totally reasonable to me, because in my mind an advertiser should be looking to connect me with information about products that I might want to buy.

      And then I remembered: That's not how advertisers see their jobs. Advertisers specifically do not want you to learn about anything on your own terms. They want to control the whole setup so that they can push you into buying products that you don't really want. Advertisers are not happy allowing you to watch the ads you want to watch, they are only happy when they force you to watch an ad that you don't want to watch.

      And what really drove this home for me was trying to watch movie trailers on YouTube, and YouTube was making me watch an ad before each movie trailer. It took me a second to remember that movie trailers are themselves advertisements. YouTube was forcing me to watch and ad that I didn't want before they'd let me watch the ad I wanted to watch.

      What it comes down to is this: It'd be great if we could match entertaining and informative advertisements up with people who would like to see those ads. There are advertisers who will try to do this. However, advertisers are generally employed by people who want to sell crap to people who don't really want that crap. As long as that's the case, advertisers will try to push you ads that you don't want to see.

    5. Re:For and Against... by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

      That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I thought the point of advertising was to drive sales. If people aren't interested in your product they are never going to buy it. On the other hand if people are interested in your product but don't know about it, they would buy it as soon as they found out about it. This increases your sales, whereas the other just turns people off of your product.

      I work directly with our marketing department and we advertise to people who would buy our product, we avoid people who wouldn't because it is a waist of our resources. The people who might buy our product we do a little bit to keep our brand on the top of their minds when they do need us, and the people who might need us now we actively send a sales for to.

      This trying to sell junk to people who don't need or want crap accomplishes nothing. It is just a waist of resources that could be used on something more productive. What a sad state of affairs if that is really the case.

    6. Re:For and Against... by nine-times · · Score: 1

      If people aren't interested in your product they are never going to buy it. On the other hand if people are interested in your product but don't know about it, they would buy it as soon as they found out about it.

      Yeah, but advertisers aren't very interested in either of these two groups. Sometimes they will target people who are never going to buy the product because that's what the client wants, but generally not. Sometimes they're simply trying to inform people about it, but that's not very interesting or difficult.

      Most often, they're trying to find and influenced the people who can be talked into buying the product. They're trying to get to people who can be seduced, pushed, bullied, scared, or otherwise influenced into buying the product, even though they otherwise wouldn't have bought the product. It's pretty hard to be selective about that, though, so they try to force everyone to watch the ad and hope that some percentage of people respond favorably. They know they're going to piss off a decent percentage of people with no positive effect, but they hope those people weren't in their target audience anyway.

      Anyway, advertisers aren't always providing their clients with the best services. Remember, advertisers are using the same methods to sell their clients on their own services. They're sometimes selling their crap services to people who don't need them.

    7. Re:For and Against... by internewt · · Score: 1

      New products were being released, new movies were in theaters, and I didn't know these things existed. I wanted to know that they existed. I wanted to buy some of those products and see some of those movies.

      http://rss.thepiratebay.org/201

      HTH

      --
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    8. Re:For and Against... by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Funny, but even if I were into pirating (which I'm not) I'd want to see the trailer so I could decide what to pirate.

    9. Re:For and Against... by jafac · · Score: 1

      ha - you learned the secret!

      I figured this out in 1983. I was sitting on my couch, eating potato chips, watching MTV. I realized: my parents were paying a monthly cable bill - so I could watch music videos, which were advertisements for record albums. In between the music videos, were MORE ADS. WTF?

      (fantasy follows:)
      I said to myself right then, someday, since music is now coming out on these CD's and we have personal computers, and there are digital networks connecting these computers. . . it follows that SOME DAY, people will just copy the digital data from the CD's, and send them to each other over the digital network - (just like we used to send copied software to each other via BBS's using a modem). AND THERE WOULD BE NOTHING THEY COULD DO TO STOP US!!! I decided right then and there - fuck this MTV shit. Paying? To watch advertisement for music I don't like, that is anyway, ad-supported? Fuck this MTV shit.

      And fantasy became reality.

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    10. Re:For and Against... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disney has this down to a science. You have a screaming 3-year-old that wants to watch Cinderella so you pop in the DVD. First there are the unskippable trailers for every movie Disney ever made and that can't be purchased with the Disney logo on entry and exit of every one and the kid's screaming to watch the movie. Then there's the two-minute Disney logo. Now the two-minute FBI/CIA/Worldwide Copyright Police statement. Oh, finally, the menu's coming up. Minute or two later, hit Play. Oh, didn't I already see the copyright threat? Disney logo again. Bunch of other nonsense logos. Oh, look sweetie, the movie's starting. Hun, where'd the kid go? I thought she wanted to watch Cinderella?

  23. Same Ad on Multiple Sites Is Creepy Too. by Klinky · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am finding it kind of annoying/spooky that the same ad seems to follow me around to different websites via DoubleClick. Yes I was looking up information on stock photography, now stop showing me the exact same ad twenty billion times on 50 different websites. I am not going to click it.

    1. Re:Same Ad on Multiple Sites Is Creepy Too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read that as "stock pornography" and thought "no wonder!"

  24. Whoooooo - oh forget it... by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

    Sometimes I wonder if people are so dense even a good whooshing wouldn't get through.

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    1. Re:Whoooooo - oh forget it... by dimethylxanthine · · Score: 0

      Understatement of the century.

    2. Re:Whoooooo - oh forget it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sounds like you need a Cluebat(tm) friend! If someone just doesn't get it no matter how many times you explain it then Cluebat(tm) is for you! Cluebat(tm) is made of the finest, grade-A, pressure treated hickory wood and comes equipped with a state of the art, non-slip, non-staining, shock dampening ergonomic grip. Designed to drive your point home through even the thickest of skulls. Cluebat(tm) comes with a full money back guarantee. If you are not completely satisfied with Cluebat(tm) for any reason simply return it within 14 days for a full refund!

      Call 1-800-GET-CLUE today! That's 1-800-GET-CLUE!

  25. Re:Banner ads are disease nr. 2, text ones are wor by arth1 · · Score: 1

    Almost as irritating are the shopping sites that sell the same products, at the same prices, with the same inventory, but different site names and slightly different layouts or colour schemes for the stores. It's highly irritating when you search for a particular product, and have to wade through all of those.

    Best I can tell, these sites operate from one place (looks like Florida), but have "operators" all over, whose contribution is to take orders by phone and pass them on to the "parent" store.

    Because of this irritating practice, I refuse to buy anything from any of these stores, even if they should have the best price or availability.

  26. because size matters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > ...a more diminutive ad that is content aware but not both. For marketers, this report talks about the consumer having this crazy notion of privacy and at some point they start to feel like you're crossing the line.

    Right-o. Because it's a privacy violation when the ad is large, but not when it's small, apparently. Less personal information collected for the smaller ad, ya know, coz not as many pixels to render.

    WTF?

  27. Would you be interested in by SirDrinksAlot · · Score: 1

    I like the targeted ads that are a little too dumb, like you get targeted ads for the company you work for. It's like they say "Hey! We see you work for this company, would you be interested in buying products from that company!?"

    The ones at Engadet are pretty bad, surf from like an apple store you get ads for apple products. Or you get ads trying to sell you internet access from your provider.

  28. Woman enjoy your inflamed meat pole by blue+l0g1c · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember the feeling of paranoia wash over me when I first began receiving the penis enlargement emails.

    The paranoia has returned, but mostly because of the herky-jerky ads showing pictures of my penis and the names of ex-girlfriends.

    You guys getting those?

    1. Re:Woman enjoy your inflamed meat pole by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      So what made you go from a porn star to a basement dweller?

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    2. Re:Woman enjoy your inflamed meat pole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That only happens to people who wank on Chatroulette.

  29. Pandora by phrostie · · Score: 3, Funny

    i've been noticing this on Pandora.
    i'll glance down at my iphone and notice adds that are just way too taylored to either me or the song.

    the creepy part is when i send an email to a friend saying i need new trim and to repaint parts of my house, then start getting adds for house paint.

    the funny one was when listening to pink floyd's the wall, and they starts adds for a new private school for my kids shortly after the line, "Teacher, leave those kids alone".

    but yeah, they've long past up creepy.

    1. Re:Pandora by game+kid · · Score: 1

      adds that are just way too taylored ... i need new trim and to repaint parts of my house

      Thank you for your input. We promise only to use it to remake Home Improvement as a feature film with unknown stars, no plot, and a cameo by Tim Allen. We also promise that you will watch it and love it, and that your purchases of popcorn and nachos will determine the next ads you see on iVillage. (Google told us about your...history there.)

      Sincerely,

      X
      Mgmt, grymieAds, Ltd.

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    2. Re:Pandora by phrostie · · Score: 1

      LOL

      exactly!

      a friend at work has suggested i start seeding my emails with meta-tags just to see if they pick them up.

      at a board i used to post to a couple people started sending PMs with fake rummors to see if the admin/mods were reading them.
      less than 24 hours later one of the board suckups was quoting one of the faked rummors.

      it's gotten to the point it's just sad.

  30. Try reverse psychology on the advertisers by Panther+Silverelf · · Score: 1

    I have made it a point in my life to let advertisers know if I see their unwanted ad when surfing, I refuse to click the ad and will most likely not deal with the company the advertisement is for in the future. I use ABP also. If the masses as a whole would just stop clicking the ads, and make it a point to block as much as possible, maybe the marketing scum that thinks this stuff up will finally get a clue. -- "Couldn't get a clue during 'Clue Mating Season' in a field of horny clues."

  31. Crossing the line by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    They'll know when they cross the line... or rather, they'll find out...

    I remember browsing Amazon for wheel rims at some point, and one of the suggestions for "other people who viewed this product also bought" was a fleshlight, picture and all. Needless to say, I stopped browsing wheel rims... didn't want to become associated with one of those people :-P

    1. Re:Crossing the line by glwtta · · Score: 1

      one of the suggestions for "other people who viewed this product also bought" was a fleshlight, picture and all. Needless to say, I stopped browsing wheel rims...

      I take it you started browsing fleshlights?

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  32. We will get used to it by rebmemeR · · Score: 1

    Tastes and cultures change over time. As more advertisers practice targeted advertising, the more we will get used to it. I'll bet at some point, we'll even start to get offended by ads that should be targeted but aren't. You can say now that you abhor these ads, but all things change with time. Not too long ago, americans weren't comfortable with top-level athletes wearing logos. We used to think rock music was edgy. We used to think NPR was ad-free.

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  33. For those who use AdBlockers by VShael · · Score: 4, Interesting

    and a blacklisted hosts file, or whatever, just a word of warning.

    Be prepared the next time you browse the web on a strangers machine, or a public machine.
    It happened to me recently, and it scared the crap out of me. Adverts EVERYWHERE and some of them were shouting at me.

    I would liken it to a BBC viewer having to sit through American cable television for an hour.

    It's not pleasant.

    1. Re:For those who use AdBlockers by thijsh · · Score: 1

      That's why American TV now has warning labels: WARNING: may induce loss of apatite, vomiting, apathy, temporary blindness, unwanted pregnancy, or in case of BBC-viewers a high risk of severe brain hemorrhages!.

    2. Re:For those who use AdBlockers by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1
      Emphais mine:

      That's why American TV now has warning labels: WARNING: may induce loss of apatite, vomiting, apathy,

      I had no idea TV could cause loss of phosphate minerals. This is serious!

      What other minerals is TV leaching from our bodies? I shudder to think that watching the World Cup may be depleting my body of hardystonite or some other mineral!

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    3. Re:For those who use AdBlockers by thijsh · · Score: 1

      Hehe, fucking spelling-correct... you type 'apetite' and expect the thing to figure out you meant 'appetite'... Guess i'll have to grab a real dictionary next time when translating warning labels from the TV.
      On a related note: the WK will probably cost you some minerals, but most likely a lot of Sodium, Potassium, Calcium, and Magnesium... (saw that on another warning label just now, next to the: 'Fifa is not liable for heart-failure').

  34. Happens all the time, actually by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That kind of thing happens a lot, actually, if you actually look at the ads. Mind you, keyword matching has never yet given me a single ad I was interested in, but I still occasionally look at the ads because of gems like these:

    - I'm looking up the lyrics of a goth kinda song, you know, about death and suicide, and it mentions eternal sleep. An ad on the side dutifully offers to sell me sleeping pills. (Not only morbid, but I really don't think that they want to become known as the company desperate enough for a sale that they'll even offer to sell a means to commit suicide to depressed teens.)

    - I'm looking up the meaning of the word "insipid." Of course, a lot of the words in the definition have to do with taste and cuisine. An ad on the side (or was it two?) point me at some traditional Jewish cuisine cookbook. (I figure having that as an illustration for "insipid" in the dictionary isn't exactly an inspiration to buy it, you know?)

    - I'm looking up the meaning of the word "sycophant". An ad on the side points at some book for children about how one can become president. (I guess it would explain Dubya;)

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    1. Re:Happens all the time, actually by Captain+Hook · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Nobody is really offering a means to suicide are they. The problem with keyword matching on a webpage to a particular ad is that it's not context sensitive. That page had used the word sleep or even more likely 'eternal sleep' as a phrase and the highest paying match was for sleeping pills.

      And thats not even what the article is about. What you described is simple keyword matching of the webpage you are viewing. What the article is descibing is an ad system which has nothing to with the webpage you are visiting and everything to do with you and your previous web browsing habits. For example, you browse information on unwanted pregenacy on one page, then a few days later on a car selling site you get an ad for aborbtion clinics.

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    2. Re:Happens all the time, actually by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know. The actual post I was answering to was about keyword matching, though, and I answered to _that_.

      To answer your point, though, well, that's why you have some control over the cookies in your browser. Unlike many other privacy problems on the Internet, this is trivial to solve. Simply disallow third party cookies and block Google and some of the other egregious unrepentant trackers from storing any persistent cookies at all in your browser. Problem solved.

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    3. Re:Happens all the time, actually by Dishevel · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      That page had used the word sleep or even more likely 'eternal sleep' as a phrase and the highest paying match was for sleeping pills.

      Really? You think that that phrase was MORE likely to have been used by the drug company than sleep? Seriously? Oh never mind, you were just typing shit. Right. You never even looked at what you said before hitting submit. we don't blame you for being a fucking idiot.

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    4. Re:Happens all the time, actually by axx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Similar thing happened to me.

      I was reading through an animal rights related newsletter, and Gmail's contextual advertisement located at the top of the screen thought it matched pretty well this offer for a second hand pig slaughter machine.
      Up to 45 pigs an hour!

      Nice.

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    5. Re:Happens all the time, actually by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Then there's words that mean different things in different languages. You're no doubt familiar with "Gift".

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    6. Re:Happens all the time, actually by ultranova · · Score: 1

      The problem with keyword matching on a webpage to a particular ad is that it's not context sensitive.

      On the contrary, that's what gave us these masterpieces of unintended comedy.

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    7. Re:Happens all the time, actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also means posion in swedish AND married

    8. Re:Happens all the time, actually by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It also means posion in swedish AND married

      Married? Is that a silent language?

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    9. Re:Happens all the time, actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's confusing the use-mention distinction. I might add that 'gift' means 'poison' and 'married' in Norwegian as well. /droll.

    10. Re:Happens all the time, actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No he isn't, he's just using the wrong word order.

  35. Advertising by dandart · · Score: 1

    If only, on a gaming page: [bigfont]"I herd u liek mudkips. My pokemanz. Let me show you them."[/bigfont]

  36. Don't shatter the consumer's pink glasses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Problem: your ads make consumers aware they've willingly given up their privacy, and they hate it. We can't have that.
    Proposed solution: be more subtle about using the information we have about them. Besides, it's more effective.

  37. Not that obvious by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Seems you missed the point. Targetted works, super targetted doesn't. Advertising housing to me when my mail box is filled with housing related mails works. Advertising that a girl is living next door who sells services I might be interested in considering the images I am downloading... well that is just creepy.

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    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

  38. Re:Banner ads are disease nr. 2, text ones are wor by Timmmm · · Score: 1

    That's a good idea. There are recommendation sites for music (last.fm), films (filmaster.com) and so on. There should be an equivalent for search results. I.e. if you blacklist expertsexchange and scribd, then it finds other people who did the same and uses their preferences to modify your search results.

    Google had a thing where you could delete search results for a while, but I don't know if it did anything like that and it seems to have disappeared.

  39. Re:Banner ads are disease nr. 2, text ones are wor by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

    http://www.givemebackmygoogle.com/

    Google, without affiliate links. (Also skims a lot of aggregator sites)

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  40. I think it's just great by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    The targeted ads have gotten much more accurate.

    I've noticed that I don't get penis enlargement ads any more. (*shoots cuffs*)

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    1. Re:I think it's just great by maxume · · Score: 3, Funny

      Shouldn't you be upset that the records from your sex change were released?

      Zing!

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  41. Re:Ugh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another story about Marketing? I'm staying out of this one.

    What do you think most Apple stories boil down to?

  42. Nag ads by Andy+Smith · · Score: 1

    About a month ago I went to the Serif web site to read about their DrawPlus software. Since then, I'd estimate that around 25% of web sites I visit have an advert of some kind for DrawPlus.

    Now, I assume this is cookie-related. But who baked the cookie? Maybe it was Serif. Maybe it was Google, because I used Google to search for DrawPlus. But it feels a little creepy when you look at a product once and then get nagged to buy it all the time.

    1. Re:Nag ads by internewt · · Score: 1

      Clear out your cookies, turn off 3rd party cookies in your browser, and that shit should stop.... or at least be reduced.

      Conspiracy theory: There used to be a check box in FF's options to disallow 3rd party cookies, but since version 2 the user has to go into about:config (accepting a scary warning first) to change the option. Google, the world's biggest advertising company, is also the biggest funder of Mozilla. IIRC, they began funding Mozilla somewhere during FF v1's product life.

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  43. Shared computer by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

    How about when you share a computer, like my wife and I do? We don't close the other person's session, we just open a new tab. I almost wish didn't run adblock. What demographic does titanium billet, computer parts, + (whatever girly stuff my wife is into at the time) put you in?

    Nevermind, I'm on Slashdot. Duh!

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  44. Re:Ugh. by coolsnowmen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No substance, just a rant. And yet, it seems to resonate with some people here at /. The fact is, if something is free** it is either paid for by advertising or tax dollars. The following are a couple of my favorite free things: my content on the internet (with the exception of netflix). If you hate advertising that much, be prepared for the alternative when you get your wish,. Pay-walls everywhere.

  45. A little too targetted? by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

    Are you lonely?
    Have you spent half your life in bars pursuing sins of the flesh?
    Are you sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating Cheetos?
    Do you have the urge to get up and send me a thousand dollars?

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    1. Re:A little too targetted? by Combatso · · Score: 1

      few... thought you were talkin to me for a second

    2. Re:A little too targetted? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      CLOSE! For a minute there, I thought you were talking to me. I guess I am not the only Cheetos lover who likes bean bag chairs.

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    3. Re:A little too targetted? by BillX · · Score: 1

      I had a doctor who used to be in marketing, got fed up with it and went to med school. I came to him with an unusual complaint; my penis was turning orange. He looked at the affected area, looked at me, and said "Jerk off, THEN eat the cheetos."

      Creepy...

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  46. It *is* creepy, and counterproductive by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    I was looking for replacement temple pads for a pair of glasses. Now I get sidebar ads about eyeglasses, sunglasses, precriptions, Lasix, you name it. I'm not a candidate for Lasix, but the ads keep coming. I found the pads, but the ads keep coming. I even have new glasses coming, but the ads also keep coming.

    I was looking for a new electric shaver. Guess what ads are coming up now? No, not shavers for the blind, but close.

    It is apparent that anything you search for more than once seems to come up as an ad for you sooner rather than later. And it's not just creepy. For me, it hurts the advertiser.

    Not just the Google ads that offer to find you the best price on root.apk (funny), but the ads that clearly knew you were searching for something. It makes my wife wonder how they know that. When I try to explain, she rejects such a notion as just plain 'wrong'. Then she gets it. And it is even more 'wrong' to her. I pointed out to her that I was seeing ads for a women's clothing chain pretty regularly a couple of months ago. Since I don't crossdress, she gave me a pass. And realized she had been looking at both their site and a competitor's looking for a particular piece of clothing. She's creeped out.

    I get entirely turned off by these, and the retailers that sponsor them I avoid if possible. I can tell you that their return rate on me is less than .01% over the years, since this is not really a new phenomenon. That's a tenth of what they hope for. And good riddance.

    We may have to have this fight in the courts. At some point, we may want to tell advertisers that they can collect a lot of data on us, but sharing or selling it without our permission is unacceptable. We may even want to tell them how long they can keep it. But Congress may not do this for us. After all, they get paid by the corporations.

    So we may see that corporate campaign finance reform is the first step. As in NO corporate campaign financing.

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    1. Re:It *is* creepy, and counterproductive by Dragoness+Eclectic · · Score: 1

      In the meantime, use Spybot Seek-and-Destroy to remove the tracking cookies periodically. Spybot S&D also creates an "innoculated" hosts file for you that blacklists most of the ad trackers. Useful to have in conjunction with APB and NoScript. I never realize the crap I *DON'T* see until I browse news sites from work and get buried under annoying ads.

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  47. Having an argument through gmail.... by Orga · · Score: 4, Funny

    I remember finding it a bit creepy/amusing when I was having an argument through gmail with my ex and ads for counseling and relationship therapy were appearing.

    1. Re:Having an argument through gmail.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember finding it a bit creepy/amusing when I was having an argument through gmail with my ex and ads for counseling and relationship therapy were appearing.

      Must have been a bad argument. I began two emails in a chain with sorry and the gmail ad only recommended 30 bucks worth of flowers.

              " $29 I'm Sorry Flowers - ProFlowers - Express Your Apology with Flowers Order Now for Extra 15% Off"

  48. The consumer has this crazy notion of privacy by aynoknman · · Score: 1

    Wait a few months and it'll go away. Consumers on the internet get used to any invasion of privacy really fast these days.

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  49. Speaking of creepy if ironic ads by kilodelta · · Score: 1



    That's what popped up in the RSS feed item for the article.

  50. Re:Ugh. by ultranova · · Score: 1

    The fact is, if something is free** it is either paid for by advertising or tax dollars.

    So you pay for it either way, with or without blinkenbanners.

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  51. Witchcraft! by safetyinnumbers · · Score: 1

    "Ever load up a completely random webpage to see an advertisement at the top for products related to what you're reading about?

    They can place an ad on a page related to what the page is about? How do they do that? They must be running a keylogger on my PC!

  52. Re:Ugh. by internewt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No substance, just a rant. And yet, it seems to resonate with some people here at /. The fact is, if something is free** it is either paid for by advertising or tax dollars. The following are a couple of my favorite free things: my content on the internet (with the exception of netflix). If you hate advertising that much, be prepared for the alternative when you get your wish,. Pay-walls everywhere.

    Pay-walls on content will only be there if the site is being run for profit. People running a site about a topic, for the love of the topic, will not mind paying the pennies that hosting really costs. And if a site gets really popular, whilst remaining amateur, voluntary donations can easily cover hosting costs.

    And if you feel that that is just a rant with no substance, you clearly don't understand what is written between the lines.

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  53. Track-me-not by assemblerex · · Score: 1

    Thanks to Track-me-not, I lead the market demographic for Green Wasabi Thimble Machines.
    Oh sure, it violates Google TOS. I weep not.
    http://cs.nyu.edu/trackmenot/
    You have to go into the plugin and manually enable it fyi.

  54. Utter stupidity of keyword-based ads is astounding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I search for information on the band The Police, I don't want a degree in law enforcement. When I search for information on the Trencher comic book, I don't want information on digging equipment. And, no, I don't live anywhere near the guess you made about the geolocation of my ISP's assigned IP address. These ads are so WRONG it's silly. They have zero credibility.

  55. Re:Ugh. by coolsnowmen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    And if you think that a site that gains popularity only cost pennies to run or is easily covered by donations, you clearly have never run, or known anyone who has run, a major site.

  56. Don't need FB: Google by AnonymousClown · · Score: 1
    I was shopping for cameras on BHPhotoVideo.com (B&H). I go directly to that website - I type the URL in the browser - no google first.

    Upon finishing, websites that I also go directly to, started showing ads for B&H and the cameras that I was looking at. I also started seeing "sale" prices from other camera vendors for the cameras I was looking at.

    I'm thinking it's Google.Who else has access to my browser's URL bar? Doesn't whatever I type there pass though Google? And we know that's how Google is getting so damn rich: targeted advertising.

    Browsers I use: Firefox and Chrome.

    Oh, Adblock doesn't block everything. Some websites have found a way around it - it's as though the ad is part of their content or something.

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    1. Re:Don't need FB: Google by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Oh, Adblock doesn't block everything. Some websites have found a way around it - it's as though the ad is part of their content or something.

      Sounds like a job for Google Analytics! NoScript is your friend.

      I hit B&H all of the time. Don't ever see other ads even though the next site is another photo site. NoScript is like driving down a busy city street in big over the ear hearing protectors. You sort of get an idea of the verbal and visual assault around you but it doesn't register nearly as much.

      And if you are currently using NoScript, I haven't the faintest idea who is bothering you. Must just be your bad karma.

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    2. Re:Don't need FB: Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      google-analytics, perhaps? Many sites use google-analytics to track user demographics and site usage; consequently, google-analytics has a record of many, many sites you've been to (cross-referenced by IP addresses and site cookies). I believe google-analytics might be used to serve targeted advertising, so, there you go.

  57. I already bought it, show me ads for something els by KPexEA · · Score: 1

    I recently bought a 2nd LED LCD TV and must have done a fair bit of searching. I keep getting ads that specifically show the TV model that I already bought. I guess there is no easy way to tell big brother that I already bought it!

  58. What ads? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    Huh? There are ads on the net?

    What are ads again?

    — An AdBlock Plus user.

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  59. Thankfully, things aren't FASRAD-bad yet by BcNexus · · Score: 1

    What if the ad was also the product? And, if there weren't laws (there are, thankfully, in the USA) against mailing and billing for things without the recipient's permission, we'd all have FASRADs, whether we wanted to or not.

    I'm a little scared, disgusted and disappointed. It seems we're already moving towards a future like that with thrusters on full.

  60. Other addons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When this article came up, I'd like to recommend two addons in addition to adblock plus. I'm not the author or maintainer of either, but all too often people think they're protected when they still leak information. Pandora actually *really* surprised me with their use of LSO cookies--and I knew about them.

    Specifically, I recommend:
        "BetterPrivacy" --which you can configure to purge LSO cookies.
        "Ghostery" -- which is much like adblock, but bans webbug widgets and other objects from your page. Adblock gets some, but not all of these as of the last time I checked a month or two ago. This one pops up a bit much for my taste, but gives you a convenient link if you want to opt into any beacons/ping tracking type networks. Otherwise, you can block them for good with a click.

    I also like trackmenot, but that one isn't in the mozilla archives.

    Anyone interested in sharing some work to develop a 'cookie munging' addon? Instead of deleting them, I want to corrupt the data and send it back to the site...really screw with their tracking habits. Maybe it could start impersonating beacon API's with crap data too.

    1. Re:Other addons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ghostery is owned by BetterAdvertising, which does, well... "better" advertising. Try TACO instead.

  61. Slashdot heal thyself by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    What's really creepy is Slashdot allowing/profiting from the RSS fecal spewage that is Newsmax.

  62. Re:Ugh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if you think that a site that gains popularity only cost pennies to run or is easily covered by donations, you clearly have never run, or known anyone who has run, a major site.

    So number 6 on Alexa's top 500 list isn't major enough for you?

  63. Oblig PA by Terrasque · · Score: 1
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  64. The advertisers will use what converts by Pengo · · Score: 1

    I find it amusing when research groups drone on about this or that, in the end the Marketing groups that are pushing millions of dollars in advertising a month know when so much as a fraction of a point changes in conversion rates, either direction.

    Online marketing seems to be very reactionary and any group I've worked with that have managed to stay successful know their numbers VERY well. The only way that too-targeted of ads won't work is if people don't click on it.

    The marketing-departments don't give a flying rats ass about privacy, morality or ethics. They ONLY care about what will convert your click to a conversion, and nothing more.

    Paying more or less for that marketing data is only useful or valuable to them if you give them your eyes, or money.

    For them to coach where a marketing department should put their budget is laughable, and if a marketing group is having to even ask that question, they aren't making their decisions based on performance, they are making it based on assumptions and feelings which will be nothing more than a Fail-Boat marketing campaign, and likely has no clue what they are doing and won't stay/survive in that market long.

  65. Found it kind of creepy myself by strangeattraction · · Score: 1

    I was shopping for a telescope mount a couple of weeks ago. Suddenly I found an ad following me around the net. I went to /. and saw it. Went to BoingBoing there it was again. Kind of makes me want to purchase it somewhere else. Not only that it seems to me to defeat the purpose of most ads. I had already done my research and found where I wanted to purchase for a good price. The ads were showing up after I made my decision so they were pretty much wasting their money.

  66. Age of Persuasion by Galt_Drakor · · Score: 1

    For more information about advertising in the modern age look up Age of Persuasion. I attempt to listen in whenever I remember its on, because this program offers an amusing and informative perspective of advertising. And as the programs slogan states, we live in the Age of Persuasion.

    1. Re:Age of Persuasion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For more information about advertising in the modern age look up Age of Persuasion. I attempt to listen in whenever I remember its on, because this program offers an amusing and informative perspective of advertising. And as the programs slogan states, we live in the Age of Persuasion.

      OK this is either a helpful suggestion from a person with a shared interest, or an insidious ploy by a cynical marketing person...

  67. Re:Banner ads are disease nr. 2, text ones are wor by MorderVonAllem · · Score: 1

    the optimizegoogle extension for firefox allows you to remove sites from showing up in the results (though they don't prevent google from sending them back) I do it a lot with expertsexchange, about.com and a host of freesoftware sites...

  68. Re:Ugh. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    I prefer the way without blinkenbanners. However, there should not be the government involved. My solution? Pay content through the ISPs. Instead of the web content provider paying for traffic, he should be paid for traffic. After all, content providers are what makes the web useful for content users, and therefore create the market for ISPs. The money the content provider gets for his money would, of course, coming from those getting the content. More exactly, through their internet bill.

    Yes, I don't mind paying for content, if I can do so hassle-free. No registration, no exchange of bank account or credit card numbers, no paypal, just my normal internet bill. I pay my ISP, the ISP passes the money on (after taking his cut), and the content provider's ISP pays it to the content provider (again, after taking his cut).

    OK, but wouldn't web content providers then try to serve as many bytes as possible per visit? Well, probably, but on one hand, their pipe has a certain maximum bandwidth (they would still pay for the availability of bandwidth, of course), and also their servers can only serve so much (more or better servers cost money, as well), and on the other hand, if their content loads too slowly (and turns out too costly), less people will visit their site, which again reduces revenue. So ultimately the market will regulate that.

    Of course content provider would be anyone putting up stuff (any http server would qualify), no matter whether it's a big company or a small private web server. Whether it's worthwhile content would be decided by the market (since sites which don't attract users don't generate revenue to the site owner).

    There could be pages who explicitly won't want to pay; those could be put into a special IP range (probably hard for IPv4, since most addresses are already assigned, but probably possible for IPv6; I think 1800::/16 would be a nice option), and probably should also get a special TLD which is exclusively assigned to those IPs (say, .free).

    Now I'm realistic enough that I know the chances of implementing this in the real word are close to zero, but that's what I think it would work like in an ideal work.

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  69. Re:Other addons - Ghostery is BetterAdvertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except that Ghostery is owned by BetterAdvertising, which is this new startup doing exactly what you'd expect... helps advertisers.

    Try TACO instead.

  70. Would enjoy seeing ads based on the website by Kitkoan · · Score: 1

    Would love to see one of those NoPiracy.org ads that have been popping up here on Slashdot to show up suddenly on a site like The Pirate Bay.

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  71. Re:Ugh. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    What do you think most Apple stories boil down to?

    My impression is that currently most Apple stories boil down to "Apple restricts what you can do with your iWhatever."

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  72. Amazon by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    I sent Amazon a nasty letter because I started receiving email about items that I had merely *clicked* on. To me this seems a little too much, and it's exactly the same as a brick and mortar store having a sales person ask who you are when entering the store and then follow you through the aisles as you browse. I asked them to stop and they didn't even have a flag they could set in my profile. Instead, they 'advised' me not to sign into their site.

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  73. Accessories... by phorm · · Score: 1

    Hmm. Well, 5-6 years might be a bit too much turnover for most companies. However what if they're showing you ads for accessories related to your purchase. If you bought a bed, you don't need another, but you might still need:
    a) A new sheet set
    b) A mattress (if you just bought a frame)
    c) Pillow covers
    d) Fabric-protectors. Pillow tops. etc etc

  74. Abine Privacy Suite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, check out the Abine project and their Privacy Suite add-on, which blocks all types of cookies and sets opt-out cookies for targeted ads.
    http://www.getabine.com

  75. Online Advertising by Windwraith · · Score: 1

    Online advertising is a piece of crap as it is.
    Let's ignore how creepy they get. Those ads are generally not creative, not interesting, and rarely go beyond "BUY THIS" (almost literally).
    Look at TV ads, they tend to be creative to catch the audience's attention. Everyone has been amused or even entertained by a TV ad, and even at times those ads went into pop culture from being campy, imaginative or inspired, or just hilarious.
    Not the case with Internet ads, they are just in the middle, doesn't expose the product (would you buy food from internet ads?) and it's simply not appealing. Its only purpose is being very annoying and hope you click by accident.
    I use twitpic to upload some sort of game development blog, and I was showing a friend some of my progress on his computer, and the ads came to full force(he doesn't have adblock like I do). I was even afraid to scroll (laptop touchpad thingy) because I really didn't want to leave any of my friend's ID on those creepy "free antivirus scan" ads by virtue of failing to scroll (got finger damage and my fingers like to stop during actions, thus I get a lot of clicks when I want to scroll in touchpads).
    Really, showing ads nowadays only serves to "sponsor" sites you like a lot. They fail as an advertisement medium entirely.

  76. Re:Ugh. by internewt · · Score: 1

    The experience I have had of amateurs running web sites as part of a hobby is that compared to what they spend on their hobby, the website's financial costs are a tiny fraction. Relatively it is "pennies", or at least that is how it is seen.

    Have I known people running a genuinely major website? Well, I don't know Bezos, Zuckerberg, or even Taco. But what does major mean? Were you trying to define the terms of debate just so you could "win"? The amateur sites I have known of have been reasonable major in their niche, and considering how democratising the web is compared to other media forms (like TV), a minor player on the web is equal (in some respects) to the big boys.

    As my sibling AC post points out, Wikipedia. If profit isn't being creamed off, then it does appear that you can run a major site on donations alone.

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  77. HOSTS files are superior to ADBLOCK... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "No. Thanks Adblock!" - by Stele (9443) on Monday June 14, @09:03AM (#32563768) Homepage

    HOSTS FILES ARE ADBLOCK'S SUPERIOR ON SEVERAL GROUNDS (& in combination/together? Pretty much the best "browser level" security, in "layered security fashion" you can do currently)!

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    1.) HOSTS files eat A LOT LESS CPU cycles than browser addons do no less (since browser addons have to parse each HTML page & tag content in them)!

    2.) HOSTS files are also NOT severely LIMITED TO 1 BROWSER FAMILY ONLY... browser addons, are. HOSTS files cover & protect (for security) and speed up (all apps that are webbound) any app you have that goes to the internet (specifically the web).

    3.) HOSTS files allow you to bypass DNS Server requests logs (via hardcoding your favorite sites into them to avoid not only the TIME taken roundtrip to an external DNS server, but also for avoiding those logs OR a DNS server that has been compromised (see Dan Kaminsky online, on that note)).

    4.) HOSTS files will allow you to get to sites you like, via hardcoding your favs into a HOSTS file, FAR faster than DNS servers can by FAR (by saving the roundtrip inquiry time to a DNS server & back to you).

    5.) HOSTS files also allow you to not worry about a DNS server being compromised, or downed (if either occurs, you STILL get to sites you hardcode in a HOSTS file anyhow in EITHER case).

    6.) HOSTS files are EASILY user controlled, obtained (for reliable ones -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hosts_file ) & edited too, via texteditors like Windows notepad.exe or Linux nano (etc.)

    7.) HOSTS files aren't as vulnerable to "bugs" either like programs/libs/extensions of that nature are, since it's NOT a program, only a filter... OR even less "buggy" than DNS servers (see Dan Kaminsky's findings & Moxie Marlinspike's also), as they are NOT code, & because of what's next too

    8.) HOSTS files are also EASILY secured well, via write-protection "read-only" attributes set on them, or more radically, via ACL's even.

    9.) HOSTS files are a solution which also globally extends to EVERY WEBBOUND APP YOU HAVE - NOT just a single webbrowser type (e.g. FireFox/Mozilla & its addons exemplify this, such as ADBLOCK)

    10.) HOSTS files are NOT BLOCKABLE by websites, as was tried on users by ARSTECHNICA (and it worked, proving HOSTS files are a better solution for this because they cannot be blocked & detected for, in that manner), to that websites' users' dismay:

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    http://arstechnica.com/business/news/2010/03/why-ad-blocking-is-devastating-to-the-sites-you-love.ars

    An experiment gone wrong - By Ken Fisher | Last updated March 6, 2010 11:11 AM

    "Starting late Friday afternoon we conducted a 12 hour experiment to see if it would be possible to simply make content disappear for visitors who were using a very popular ad blocking tool. Technologically, it was a success in that it worked. Ad blockers, and only ad blockers, couldn't see our content."

    and

    "Our experiment is over, and we're glad we did it because it led to us learning that we needed to communicate our point of view every once in a while. Sure, some people told us we deserved to die in a fire. But that's the Internet!"

    Thus, as you can see? Well - THAT all "went over like a lead balloon" with their users in other words, because Arstechnica was forced to change it back to the old way where ADBLOCK still could work to do its job (REDDIT however, has not, for example).

    However/Again - this is proof that HOSTS files can still do the job, blocking potentially malscripted ads (or ads in general because they slow you down) vs. adblockers like ADBLOCK!

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    This is NOT possible for websites to pull on you, IF you use a HOSTS file (vs. other adblocki