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Student Wants Science To Name 'Hella' Big Number

thodelu writes "Austin Sendek, a 20-year-old UC Davis student, is trying to get scientists from Boise to Beijing to use the term 'hella' to denote the unimaginably huge, seldom-cited quantity of 10 to the 27th power. From the article: 'It started as a joke, but Sendek's Facebook petition: to the Consultative Committee on Units, a subdivision of the Bureau International des Poids et Mesures, has drawn more than 60,000 supporters. Its chances for formal adoption by the global weights-and-measures community are hella dim, but Google was so taken with Sendek's modest proposal that it incorporated "hella" in its online calculator.'"

193 comments

  1. Hmmm by edittard · · Score: 1

    Was "phukka" already taken?

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    1. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Was "phukka" already taken?

      What's wrong with "nigga"? "1 x 10^27? That's a big-ass number, nigga!"

    2. Re:Hmmm by severoon · · Score: 1

      "Unimaginably huge"?

      It's the number of water molecules in a little more than 8 gallons of water. If you can't imagine 8 gallons of water, then you don't belong here.

      Here's a quick calculation involving an actual unimaginably huge number: 1 hella / Graham's number ~= 0.

      That's how big 10^27 is: close to zero.

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    3. Re:Hmmm by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, that is reserved for 10^30.

  2. Nothing says math revolution by notommy · · Score: 5, Funny

    like a page in facebook.

    1. Re:Nothing says math revolution by BitZtream · · Score: 4, Informative

      Also ...

      has drawn more than 60,000 supporters

      I can sneeze without a Facebook account and get 60k people involved. When you're using a big popularity contest where you being friends with someone makes them more popular than anyone who can be your friend is going to do it.

      There should be a ban against being a live and using facebook at the same time.

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    2. Re:Nothing says math revolution by Grench · · Score: 1

      I can sneeze without a Facebook account and get 60k people involved

      Do you have a horribly virulent airborne pathogen? You should call an epidemiologist about that.

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  3. Cartman by Pojut · · Score: 4, Funny

    "You guys are hella stupid...you guys are hella lame."

    1. Re:Cartman by DeafDumbBlind · · Score: 5, Funny

      Damn it Cartman, stop saying Hella.

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    2. Re:Cartman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and hella late to the gag everyone got sick of 5 years ago

    3. Re:Cartman by bsDaemon · · Score: 3, Funny

      whatever you guys, i'm hella keeeeewwwww'

    4. Re:Cartman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You guys are 10 to the 27th power stupid...you guys are 10 to the 27th power lame."

      Yeeeeah, doesn't have much charm to it when assigned a mathematical value.
      Some things should be kept strictly in the realm of pseudo-terms.

    5. Re:Cartman by abbynormal+brain · · Score: 1

      I didn't know Cartman was from Oakland - that's right ... NorCal in da house! The birthplace of Hella! (Unless of course they are referring to that town in Iceland)

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    6. Re:Cartman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm from Berkeley and it's funny when you hear someone who isn't from Northern California say "hella". It sounds so forced and overly enunciated.

    7. Re:Cartman by mavasplode · · Score: 0

      Finally I can quantify stupidity!

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  4. Dumb whim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Keep it in urban dictionary, where it belongs.

    1. Re:Dumb whim. by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      My problem with this is, what is "hella" big now won't be hella big later. For instance, maybe in 1999, 128 megs of ram was hella ram. But now it takes more than that for me to post this message with Firefox. So it's probably not a good idea to specify a particular number as really big when really big is relative and we may someday find it peculiar that such a small number was given a name that means "really big".

    2. Re:Dumb whim. by sarysa · · Score: 1

      Of course it won't be hella big later, but that hasn't stopped people from naming obscure standards with phrases relevant to the times before. If you really think about it, how absurd is it that we use Latin for so many standards today, when the language itself is all but dead outside of the Catholic church?

      I don't think that this will work, as too many people in academia find pop culture more horrifying than the oil spill, but I won't be angry if it does happen to succeed.

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    3. Re:Dumb whim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are only about 10^82 atoms in the universe - let's make that 2^300 subatomic particles of size one cubic Planck length to be on the safe side. Let's assume that the size of the universe is 2^386 cubic Planck lengths (that's the largest possible cubic size I could find for the universe). Then every possible state of the universe can be defined by 2^386! / 2^300! = {2^386 * 2^385 * ... * 2^301} = 2 ^ (301 + 302 + ... + 386) = 2^29498
      Let us now define a new prefix: 10^8880: phukka. Thus 10^8880 bits is one phukkabit. 2^{29499} bits is one phukkabibit. 2^{29495} bytes (=2^{29499} bits =~ 10^8879 bytes) is around one hundred goddammabytes. . . .

  5. wow.... by inerlogic · · Score: 1

    10^27 is WICKED HUGE!

    1. Re:wow.... by BluBrick · · Score: 1

      10^27 is WICKED HUGE!

      True, but we can't really appreciate the magnitude of 10^27 until we see it translated into more familiar units.

      Now, anyone up for a Libraries of Congress conversion?

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    2. Re:wow.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10^27 (five characters)
      hella (fize characters)

      don't see the benefit of this endevour

    3. Re:wow.... by TheBeardIsRed · · Score: 1

      Problem is, dude was from UC Davis, not Cambridge.

    4. Re:wow.... by miggyb · · Score: 1

      6 if you count depressing the shift key.

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    5. Re:wow.... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Google did it for me: "The diameter of the universe is 1.4 hellameters"

      I'm curious how long it will be 'til somebody says, "This hellabyte drive just isn't big enough to hold all my pron."

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    6. Re:wow.... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Google did it for me: "The diameter of the universe is 1.4 hellameters"

      Fuck. Only 1.4??? That really is a hella big number!!!

      But, I guess, it's actually bigger than Avogadro's Number, which I've always considered to be one of those numbers that's so vast as to make me glaze over.

      So, I wonder what people do use 10^27 for then? It sounds like there's very little practical application for it.

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    7. Re:wow.... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I'm curious how long it will be 'til somebody says, "This hellabyte drive just isn't big enough to hold all my pron."

      Is a hellabyte 10^27 bytes or 2^90 bytes? The difference is not insignificant (237.94 yottabytes(10^24)).

      Anyway, as an SI prefix, where zotta-/zocto- and yotta-/yocto- would make 10^-27 would be heclo-, which is too close to hecto- which is 10^2. Plus, it would make three prefixes using the letter H, and hecto- has prior claim to both capital and lowercase versions. Well, not in binary measure, but still in metric.

      That should be enough to disqualify hella-.

      Otherwise, if you drop hecto- as 10^2, you should have to drop centi- as 10^-2 as well.

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  6. Why Not "Helluva"? by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

    As in "helluva number".

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    1. Re:Why Not "Helluva"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Hella" is another contraction of the same phrase that is peculiar to slang in northern California.

    2. Re:Why Not "Helluva"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's meant to be an SI prefix, so it will be used to denote a factor. "Helluva" means "hell of a": It references one item and qualifies it. What you want to express is that you have many of whatever follows.

    3. Re:Why Not "Helluva"? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sigh, another hip young developer that thinks he knows it all but yet again shows his ignorance on the Internet. You cannot use helluva fool, Mr. T invented that phrase and it is his trademark and copyright! Hires Proof!

      1980's pop culture references you young hip developers might never get, but Mr. T takes on Megatrong.

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    4. Re:Why Not "Helluva"? by ozdeadman · · Score: 1

      its not just peculiar to northern cali, its also well used in australia as well..

    5. Re:Why Not "Helluva"? by Beorytis · · Score: 1

      As in "helluva number".

      helluva is an adjective (as you just demonstrated) and hella is an adverb, as in "hella big number".

    6. Re:Why Not "Helluva"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the early 80's in the midwest we used to say "Heller" ( -er instead of -a ). IIRC tt never meant anything positive though... it meant whatever you were talking about was so bad you were going to hell.

      Weird.

    7. Re:Why Not "Helluva"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigh, another hip young developer that thinks he knows it all but yet again shows his ignorance on the Internet. You cannot use helluva fool, Mr. T invented that phrase and it is his trademark and copyright! Hires Proof!

      1980's pop culture references you young hip developers might never get, but Mr. T takes on Megatrong.

      What!? I'm gonna go beat up the fool that told me them lies.

  7. I've always supported flexible use of language by BobMcD · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This sort of thing is genuinely cool. I've always been a fan. In fact, I even found most if not all of the Bush-isms to be tolerable use of word parts. I tend to communicate and learn by way of concepts, so perhaps this has something to do with it...

    1. Re:I've always supported flexible use of language by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      I tend to communicate and learn by way of concepts [...]

      Does not parse, does not parse. Bleeble-whoop.

    2. Re:I've always supported flexible use of language by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Perhaps better put, I'm always the guy going, "You KNOW what I meant..."

    3. Re:I've always supported flexible use of language by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 3, Funny

      So you understand Bush, but most people have trouble understanding you. I suggest freezing yourself for 500 years and going to see the doctor:

      "Don't wanna sound like a dick or nothin', but it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... ha ha... like... aha... you know, like, you know what I mean, like... haha... Don't worry scrote! There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now."

    4. Re:I've always supported flexible use of language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes the Weird Al song Pentiums sound better - "I got me a hundred hella-bytes of RAM" :D

    5. Re:I've always supported flexible use of language by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      And thats a big indication that you don't know how to communicate effectively if you're saying that often, perhaps the problem is a little closer to home than you realize.

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    6. Re:I've always supported flexible use of language by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Not really. My points get home, but people tend to get distracted in the 'how' the point was made rather than the 'what' it contained.

      I think I'm just a bit more open minded, and use fewer rote-memory expressions than most people do.

    7. Re:I've always supported flexible use of language by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      And for our communication the rest of us use... what? Non-concepts?

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    8. Re:I've always supported flexible use of language by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Bits and pieces of language committed to rote-memory, usually.

  8. All I have to say is... by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

    Cool story, bro.


    Seriously, keep the stupid out of math.

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    1. Re:All I have to say is... by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

      We're referring to NoCal here, so you need to say "brah" or "broham" please.

    2. Re:All I have to say is... by crgrace · · Score: 1

      It's NORcal, not NoCal. Damn foreigners always get that wrong.

  9. "lotsa" taken? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think it would be wise not to make reference to a religious concept in an SI prefix.

    1. Re:"lotsa" taken? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh for some mod points.

      +1 Insightful please

    2. Re:"lotsa" taken? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you are a hit at the parties.

      "Hell" might have religious origins but these days it's just a standard english word in nearly any use-case. I think I've used the word used a dozen or so times already today and not once was it refering to a religious concept.

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    3. Re:"lotsa" taken? by The-Bobmeister · · Score: 1

      Besides, that number (10^27) already has a name: one octillion.

    4. Re:"lotsa" taken? by Alef · · Score: 1

      "Hell" might have religious origins but these days it's just a standard english word in nearly any use-case.

      The SI unit system is used in a lot more languages than English though. (SI stands for Système international, you know.) Personally, I'd rather have some systematic naming scheme for the higher order prefixes.

      I also think it's kind of pointless to standardize on a name that will likely offend a lot of people, even if you and I have no problem with it, just because it makes you chuckle the first couple of times you hear it.

    5. Re:"lotsa" taken? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Lot."
      If that was the joke, carry on.

    6. Re:"lotsa" taken? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell that to Apollonius!

    7. Re:"lotsa" taken? by a+whoabot · · Score: 1

      They already have giga- which is taken from the names of the giants of Ancient Greek mythology.

    8. Re:"lotsa" taken? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or an English term, perhaps. Things like "kilo" and "mega" and "giga" are pretty much language-agnostic (unless perhaps you're from ancient Greece or something), but "hella" and "lotsa"? That's not even gonna make sense to anyone who's not an English speaker.

      Let's try and avoid starting language-agnostic namespaces such as SI prefixes with language-specific jokes.

  10. What the hella? by snookerhog · · Score: 1

    I'll sign the petition. Why the hella not

  11. Good Luck... by ringmaster1982 · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. I lost my bid to the EU to adopt Metric F*ck Ton. =(

    1. Re:Good Luck... by alta · · Score: 1

      I thought it was a Metric f'ing ton?

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    2. Re:Good Luck... by Ipeunipig · · Score: 1

      Nah, that's a reference to a fat girl on prom night...when you're drunk.

    3. Re:Good Luck... by RepelHistory · · Score: 1

      What an injustice. Perhaps someday all will recognize the important contributions of German mathematician Dr. Johann F*ckton.

    4. Re:Good Luck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah British politician Lord Fuckington of Fucktonshire used his shit ton of connections on the Continent to make sure your idea would never see the light of day. Fuckin politicians -- always bringing a fuck ton of hurt to the little guy!

    5. Re:Good Luck... by Spansh · · Score: 1

      You could resubmit the application with Shit load instead.

    6. Re:Good Luck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because their naming convention doesn't allow wildcards. You'll have better luck if you try "Metric Fuck Ton".

       

    7. Re:Good Luck... by stevesy17 · · Score: 1

      .. I lost my bid to the EU to adopt Metric F*ck Ton. =(

      I personally prefer the US Customary F*ck Ton.

  12. Who is this guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    What makes him qualified to name anything? Does he even own any land?

    1. Re:Who is this guy? by selven · · Score: 1

      No, but he's descended from a Roman consul. That still automatically makes you relevant, doesn't it?

    2. Re:Who is this guy? by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      Yes! But he doesn't have a flag...

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    3. Re:Who is this guy? by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      You can't own property, man.

    4. Re:Who is this guy? by BraksDad · · Score: 1

      real land or Farmland?

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    5. Re:Who is this guy? by samwichse · · Score: 1

      I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie. GET A JOB Sam

  13. Great Idea!! by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 1

    In fact, I think it's the Cat's Pajamas!!

    1. Re:Great Idea!! by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Its the Bee's Knees!!

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      It's real boss!

  14. Hey that sounds nice by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

    I always wanted to deal with hella lots of atoms anyway.

    1. Re:Hey that sounds nice by grimJester · · Score: 1

      Actually, renaming Avogadro's constant to a "hella bunch" would be kinda cool.

  15. Why? by Jayws · · Score: 1

    Is there a legitimate reason to do this? At first it sounded funny to me but wont it become unfunny if it goes into standard practice? Plus, it breaks the convention of naming things after the person who discovered them. I mean he didn't really 'discover' it, I guess it's more like he's trying to brand it. I also suppose that calling a large number a hella is better than calling it a sendek. It's a slow news day.

    1. Re:Why? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 4, Funny

      Plus, it breaks the convention of naming things after the person who discovered them.

      Yeah, Mr. Liter, Dr. Meter, and Reginald the Second are going to be really steamed if this is adopted.

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    2. Re:Why? by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

      Dr. Pepper?

    3. Re:Why? by Jayws · · Score: 1

      Touché

    4. Re:Why? by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Claude Pepper was holding hearings on diploma mills. He wrote to one, turned in an essay, and was granted a degree.
      He said that this fulfilled a lifelong wish: He was now Dr. Pepper..

  16. What do by rossdee · · Score: 1

    The Greeks say about this?
    Isn't their name for their own country "Hellas"

    And 10^27 isn't that impressive. Its much smaller than a Googol

    1. Re:What do by ctrl-alt-canc · · Score: 3, Funny

      Given the amount of hellenic state deficit, I think that setting 1 hella = 10^27 is quite appropriate.

    2. Re:What do by brian0918 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I guess then 10^50 should be called Ameri-.

  17. I always wanted Bigga by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    I think Bigga would be more fun.

    A Biggabyte harddrive.
    Biggabit network connection.

    It just roles off the tongue the Hella is just based off some stupid show that will not be remembered in 30 years.

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  18. Unimaginably Huge by whisper_jeff · · Score: 1

    10 to the 27th power isn't unimaginable huge. I can easily imagine that.

    Know what I cannot imagine, however? 10 to the 28th power... Now that simply boggles the mind.

    *eyeroll*

    1. Re:Unimaginably Huge by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      I am quite certain that nearly all numbers are larger in magnitude, so....

      ..its hella small!

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  19. What? by natehoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Hella" refers to "hell", a religious term. If science is going to use religion, then it should at least use it accurately.

    "Hella" is a perfectly valid prefix, but should be reserved for 10^666.

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  20. Not going to happen by xaxa · · Score: 5, Informative

    There's already a system.

    See http://www.bipm.org/en/CGPM/db/19/4/ "The names zepto and zetta are derived from septo suggesting the number seven (the seventh power of 10^3) and the letter "z" is substituted for the letter "s" to avoid the duplicate use of the letter "s" as a symbol. The names yocto and yotta are derived from octo, suggesting the number eight (the eight power of 10^3); the letter "y" is added to avoid the use of the letter "o" as a symbol because it may be confused with the number zero."

    Also, the order is Z, Y, so the next is X. Hence the next prefix is likely to be xona

    http://www.mindspring.com/~jimvb/unitsystem.htm

    1. Re:Not going to happen by somersault · · Score: 1

      Gotta love "sorta" and "minga" :D

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    2. Re:Not going to happen by RCGodward · · Score: 1

      Man, you guys are hella lame.

    3. Re:Not going to happen by clickety6 · · Score: 1

      Hence the next prefix is likely to be xona

      Xona and Xena hopefully :)

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    4. Re:Not going to happen by RevWaldo · · Score: 5, Funny

      New petition! Replace zepto- with zeppo-. To be followed of course by:

      10^-24: chico-
      10^-27: harpo-
      10^-30: groucho-


      .

    5. Re:Not going to happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they could make it xella, or just for fun, "XDELLA!!!!"

      gets even funnier when you see the XD there.

    6. Re:Not going to happen by Beorytis · · Score: 1

      "y" is added to avoid the use of the letter "o" as a symbol because it may be confused with the number zero

      But that makes it so easy to confuse "yotta" with "yatta"

      ...the next prefix is likely to be xona

      I wonder if that will be pronounced as /zona/, /ksona/ or /xona/.

    7. Re:Not going to happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      good luck with that! I don't give that terminology's adoption a chico's chance in a groucho.

    8. Re:Not going to happen by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      You mean hellaLame. Combined, they are 2 hellaLame.

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    9. Re:Not going to happen by cc1984_ · · Score: 1

      good luck with that! I don't give that terminology's adoption a chico's chance in a groucho.

      Don't you mean a chico's chance in hella? :)

    10. Re:Not going to happen by TSRX · · Score: 1

      Signed

    11. Re:Not going to happen by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Why do we need Hella (which is a company name) - we already have Googol.(10^100) and googolplex (10^googol) to represent fairly large numbers.

      It's even possible that Hella will take legal action against this.

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    12. Re:Not going to happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's stephen fry level wittiness.

      i back this excellent idea.
      i think the chico-mole,harpo-second & groucho-gram deserve a rigourous scientific definition.

      welcome to the age of groucho-technology.

    13. Re:Not going to happen by Z80xxc! · · Score: 1

      Well, google's already supporting it... 1 hellameter in kilometers

    14. Re:Not going to happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, so following this system 10^75 will be Hella, that seems more appropriate than 10^27 anyways. The A prefix will then be 10^96 which leaves a gap before the mythical googol.

    15. Re:Not going to happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ... or we can retain zepto- and adapt your request:

      10^24: chicto-

      10^27: harpto-

      10^30: grouchto-

    16. Re:Not going to happen by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      The names zepto and zetta are derived from septo ... The names yocto and yotta are derived from octo

      Wait, is this naming for units, or the lineage of the Marx brothers? I'm confused. ;-)

      Seriously, Hella is much more fun. :-P

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    17. Re:Not going to happen by lennier · · Score: 1

      Also, the order is Z, Y, so the next is X. Hence the next prefix is likely to be xona

      I think you misspelled 'Xena'.

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  21. For those who aren't on Facebook... by chebucto · · Score: 1

    The fine petition includes the following description:

    Website:
    http://www.wix.com/mhostore/makehellaoff...
    http://www.makehellaofficial.blogspot.com/
    Mission:
    To Whom It May Concern:

    For all intents and purposes, the SI prefix system has served the scientific community extremely well since its inception. However, we believe there is one significant flaw in the system which demands immediate attention.

    As you know, the largest number with a designated SI prefix is 10^24, which carries the name "yotta-". However, in our world of increasing physical awareness and experimental precision, this number is no longer a satisfactory "upper bound" in scientific nomenclature. The analysis of many physical phenomena reveals natural quantities in excess of 27 orders of magnitude, a number which is currently ignored by the SI system.

    Designating a prefix for 10^27 is of critical importance for scientists in all fields. This number is significant in many crucial calculations, including the wattage of the sun, distances between galaxies, or the number of atoms in a large sample.

    Addressing this issue presents an exciting opportunity. Since the SI system has traditionally adopted the last names of accomplished scientists for unit nomenclature, it follows that prefix designation should do the same. From this tradition comes the chance for the SI system to use nomenclature to honor a constantly overlooked scientific contributor: Northern California.

    Northern California is home to many influential research institutions, including the University of California, Davis, the University of California, Berkeley, Stanford University, and Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory. Countless contributions to science have been made by these and other local schools; in fact, elements 93-103 were all discovered at UC Berkeley in a span of 21 years.

    However, science isn't all that sets Northern California apart from the rest of the world. The area is also notorious for the creation and widespread usage of the English slang "hella," which typically means "very," or can refer to a large quantity (e.g. "there are hella stars out tonight").

    Thus, we believe that the SI system can not only rectify their failing prefix system but also honor the scientific progress of Northern California by formally establishing "hella-" as the prefix for 10^27.

    Under this designation, the complexity of high-magnitude nomenclature would be greatly reduced. For example, the number of atoms in 120 kg of carbon-12 would be simplified from 6,000 yottaatoms to 6 hellaatoms. Similarly, the sun (mass of 2.2 hellatons) would release energy at 0.3 hellawatts, rather than 300 yottawatts.

    We believe the designation of the "hella-" prefix would have a positive impact on all parties involved, and thus warrants serious consideration. We thank you for your time.

    Austin Sendek
    Movement Founder
    UC Davis Physics

    List of current prefixes:

    The International System of Units (abbr. SI, Systeme Internacional) has established standard prefixes for powers of ten from 10^-24 to 10^24. For example, one could say that the mass of 1.0 moles of carbon-12 is precisely 12 grams, 0.012 kilograms, 12000000 micrograms, or 0.000000000000000000000012 yottagrams. A list of these prefixes appears below.

    Factor Name

    10^24 yotta
    10

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  22. Guy walks into a store by somaTh · · Score: 5, Funny

    A guy walks into a store. "I'd like a 1 Hellahertz computer"
    Clerk promptly smacks him with a laptop.
    "Thanks!"

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    1. Re:Guy walks into a store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 Hellahertz? Damn man, he could run the Matrix for the whole solar system.

    2. Re:Guy walks into a store by supertrinko · · Score: 1

      In soviet russia, you run the matrix!

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    3. Re:Guy walks into a store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A guy walks into a store. "I'd like a 1 Hellahertz computer"
      Clerk promptly smacks him with a *SMACK* Owe! You jumped frames! That's not fair.

    4. Re:Guy walks into a store by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      I got crumbs from my Hurtz Donut in my Hellahertz computer keyboard, this is ... really crappy.

    5. Re:Guy walks into a store by mavasplode · · Score: 0

      In soviet russia, russian reversal joke reverses you!

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  23. Ye gods no! by revjakenash · · Score: 1, Funny

    I thought that word had finally died! If you west coast guy's and gal's get to have a Hella big number, then I hereby demand that we east coasters are furnished with a Wicked Big Numbah!

    1. Re:Ye gods no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wicked isn't an east coast thing. It's a "morons from Boston" thing, but I'm being redundant.

    2. Re:Ye gods no! by DJ+Jones · · Score: 1

      You'd get your ass kicked for using either of those terms in New York.

      FYI.

    3. Re:Ye gods no! by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Won't you get your ass kicked in New York anyways regardless?

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  24. Not big enough(!?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Still not as big as fucking big numbers.

    1. Re:Not big enough(!?) by natehoy · · Score: 1

      No, we'll use that for 10^69.

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  25. Brain cells... dying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reading things like this seriously makes me want to slap most any teenager within twenty steps.
    This must be what it was like for classical speakers when the apostrophe came widely into use.

  26. As someone from southern CA... by doc_holliday814 · · Score: 1

    ...I don't use the term "hella", but a ton of my northern CA friends do. (They claim the term was born in the bay area.) I hope I'm not forced to use the term by naming this number "hella".

  27. Comic Book Says... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    Slowest news day ever!

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    1. Re:Comic Book Says... by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Slowest news day ever!

      Yeah, not a hella lot going on...

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  28. Greek, Latin and now... by clickety6 · · Score: 1

    So as well as using terms from some of the greatest civilizations of the past we should now honour a short-lived Southern California slang term that will have no relevance to anybody else? At least "helluva" would have made a little more sense to people that aren't living in one little area of the world.

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  29. 20 year old UC Davis Student by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

    I bet he smoked a hella lot of weed.

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  30. Just for fun by Gotung · · Score: 1

    I just typed "5 x 10 hellaparsecs" to see if google's calculator would work. It did.

    Unfortunately, google currently won't calculate in hellasmoots. Though regular smoots compute just fine.

    1. Re:Just for fun by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Google doesn't use the hella prefix consistently. Example:

      1 hellagram = 1.0 × 10**27 grams

      1 hellabyte = 1.23794004 × 10**27 bytes

      Shouldn't that last one be a hebibyte or something?

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    2. Re:Just for fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO! Death to the Kibi- et. al. modifiers!

      Kilobyte = 2^10 bytes
      Megabyte = 2^20 bytes
      Gigabyte = 2^30 bytes

      Powers of 10 have no meaning in binary, and the powers of 2 are sufficiently close to their metric counterparts. There's no need to introduce extraneous modifiers in serious discourse*, hard drive manufacturers be damned!

      * By this I mean not for humorous purposes. I am fully in favor of using attoparsec, microfortnight, or even Knuth's Potrezebie System of Weights and Measures to be funny.

    3. Re:Just for fun by falzer · · Score: 1

      Kibi- and friends should be ostracized, mocked, shunned, or ignored mainly because they sound incredibly stupid when spoken.

      Another reason is that using SI prefixes for powers of 1024 is entrenched and there is no pressing need to use the new terms, despite the urging of a few pedants and malcontents. There probably isn't a single other unit besides the byte (or octet if you prefer) where anyone regularly powers of 1024, not even the bit, where megabits/gigabits and so on are understood to be in powers of 1000. In the cases where exactness is required, the whole numbers are written out anyway.

      If it must be so, prefer a binary prefix that sounds cooler, e.g.:
      killerbyte, meggerbyte, giggerbyte, terrorbyte, and so on.

  31. Don't mean to be a grammar Nazi ... by AnonymousClown · · Score: 1

    Still not as big as fucking big numbers.

    "fucking" is a verb. To use it as an adjective or adverb it's "fuck'in'; as in "fuck'in huge", fuck'in gigantic", fuck'in expensive", "fuck'in fast", etc...

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    1. Re:Don't mean to be a grammar Nazi ... by Sovetskysoyuz · · Score: 0

      Grammar fail. In this sense, 'fucking' is an adjectival participle. ' Fuckin' ' is a contraction, and is completely interchangeable with 'fucking'. ' Fuck'in' ' is blatant misuse of apostrophes, for which your grammar Nazi credentials should be revoked.

  32. News? by imakemusic · · Score: 1

    This has been circulating since at least February.

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    1. Re:News? by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      LA Times picked up the story on July 6th, 2010, which according to my calendar was yesterday. Like many "news" items, it no doubt was circulating for long before that, but that's when it got noticed by a newspaper, which is then when it became news (under the theory that newspapers make news, contrasting to the absurd alternate theory that they merely report news). ;)

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  33. A kinder, gentler prefix - hecka by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To avoid exciting the youngsters & offending some oldsters, why not 'hecka'?

  34. This is an extrordinarily bad idea... by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Funny

    The corresponding prefix for 10^-27 would logically be hello. Just imagine trying to take a lecture serously when the lecturer talks about "hello Henrys"

    1. Re:This is an extrordinarily bad idea... by jayme0227 · · Score: 1

      Damn. Mismod. Should have been +1 Funny :-/

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  35. Here's Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because in 50 years, using the fad-word "hella" will make you sound like a grandpa. Other fad-words destined for the same fate are "tweet" and "fail".

    Grandpa: "Now there's a hella fail I'd like to tweet about."
    Kid: "Does anyone have the slightest clue what this old fart is trying to say?"

    1. Re:Here's Why by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

      As long as you don't say "chillax" or don't call something "sick" because you think it's good, I promise not to scream.

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    2. Re:Here's Why by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      As long as you don't say "chillax" or don't call something "sick" because you think it's good, I promise not to scream.

      Then, dude, chill, sit back, enjoy a blunt, listen to some ill rhymes, and contemplate getting some shizzle on your dizzle while you kick it with some fly, phat shorty in your crib. The feelings will pass. Know what I'm sayin', G?

      Peace out, dawg. Chillax is a perfectly cromulent word. ;-)

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  36. wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    10^27 is seldomly cited?

    im a spectroscopist and we use quantities like 10^27 quite often. id imagine astronomers, chemists, and astrophysicists use the number even more

  37. not enough by damnfuct · · Score: 1

    60,000 / 6,700,000,000 = 8.96x10^-6, which one can approximate with 0.

  38. The is just a bold face attempt by geekoid · · Score: 1

    to make English majors cry.

    People who use Hella denote a certain level of ignorance and give fad terms more importance that actually doing thins.

    Stop it. Make a name for yourself doing something.

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    1. Re:The is just a bold face attempt by Dr.+Gamera · · Score: 1

      Your post itself seemed to me to be a bald-faced attempt to make English majors cry.

    2. Re:The is just a bold face attempt by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1

      "People who use Hella denote a certain level of ignorance and give fad terms more importance that actually doing thins."

      Huh? Did you have a stroke?

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  39. Hellabyte hard drives by sfraggle · · Score: 1

    Wikipedia has this chart of increasing hard disk capacities over time. If the current rate is maintained (factor of 10 increase every 5 years), we may see hellabyte drives in around 70 years!

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    1. Re:Hellabyte hard drives by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      we may see hellabyte drives in around 70 years!

      ...cue class-action lawsuit from people who thought they were buying heckabyte drives but found a measly 2^89.692 bytes instead of the 2^90 they were expecting.

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  40. Hella retaaded by Trip6 · · Score: 1

    That's what this idea is.

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  41. Greek here... by Ecuador · · Score: 1

    Different root. Also, Greece should ideally be pronounced with a silent "H" and accented at the last syllable, nothing like Cartman's favorite word.
    Also, 10^27 is not such a big number and already has a name in (I guess) most languages. If you are interested, in Greek it is called "oktakis ekatommirio".

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  42. Modest proposal? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    Go and read some Swift, then tell me if that's an appropriate use of the phrase.

  43. This just in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Harvard student petitions SI to use "Wicked" as prefix for 10^30....

  44. Cruel by SoTerrified · · Score: 1

    My friend Hela is slightly overweight and she admits it, but all this is just cruel. Please stop equating 'Hela' with 'extreme largeness'. Thank you.

  45. Ugh. by drunkennewfiemidget · · Score: 0, Troll

    Every single person I know that uses the word/phrase/prefix 'hella' is a raving douchebag.

    Lets not legitimise their idiocy, hmm?

  46. Stupid. Reject. by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    When I'm looking for something to buy locally, like a car or whatever, if I see the word 'hella' in the description, I tend to move on and ignore the item, and the poster. Most always (ok, only 95% of the time) posters who use 'hella' to describe their item are either outright liars, fakes, or too dumb to know what is wrong with their stuff. Especially when it comes to buying import cars, 'hella' is your clue they riced it out and forgot to put oil in it the last time they changed the filter, or overheated it cause they were too dumb to replace a hose and drove it another 12 miles home with the temp gauge pinned to 'H' and smoke billowing out the hood. This also afflicts those who are selling their beat-to-crap-dropped-on-the-pavement notebook, or table saw, or cell phone. Or other phrases that translate into "might need (fill in with the expensive repair option)".

    If I never see that word again, I will be happy. I know it started out cute and all, but now around here it's just shorthand for 'l0ser'.

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  47. Not that huge by chocapix · · Score: 1

    10^27 might be seldom cited, but it is not unimaginably huge. Hell, it's less than the number of atoms in an small elephant.

    If you want huge, look at Graham's number. Or the TREE sequence (see here for a quick introduction), which increases extremely fast. I love it because the definition is not too hard to understand, you can even easily compute the first two terms by hand (it's 1 and 3) then BAM, TREE(3) make Graham's number look puny.

  48. Supported by Google Calculator, how? by noidentity · · Score: 1

    I tried many things, but couldn't get Google calculator to recognize "hella" or spit it out. I give up, how do you do it?

    1. Re:Supported by Google Calculator, how? by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      You have to be using it as an SI unit prefix. You can, for example, ask "1AU in hellameters" to see that the earth is 1.49598 × 10^-16 hellameters from the sun. However, you cannot ask it in hellamiles, just as you cannot ask in kilomiles. Well, you can, but only because Google automatically replaces "kilomile" with "kilometer". You can also see that 110 degree f is only 3.16 x 10^-26 hellakelvin, so, in fact, 110 f is NOT "hella hot" after all.

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  49. Hella is cool by GrahamCox · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hella is cool - I used to have a set on my rally car. They're bright, but not 10^27 bright...

  50. How old? by AhabTheArab · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who saw the picture of this guy and thought "there's no way he's only 20"? He's got the gray hair mad scientist look going on.

  51. Google calculator incorporation confirmed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly what it says on the tin.

    http://bit.ly/cRJzqM

  52. Actually, there are several possiblities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not quite sure where 'xona' comes from. Using Greek prefixes for the big numbers, 10^27 should be some variation on ennea-? So it would be enameters or eyameters or similar. The small numbers are often different and more flexible, so 10^-27 would probably be nona- (based on the Latin). It could also be something like 'suvto-' from the Danish syvtyve.

  53. Slippery Slope by CodingHero · · Score: 1

    If 10^27 is hella then clearly the next steps are:
    - assloda = 10^30
    - shitloada = 10^33
    - shittona = 10^36
    - f*ckloada = 10^39 and so on

  54. Just another reason by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

    why Facebook needs to die...

  55. StarTAC by rlp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Gene Roddenberry didn't sue Motorola to prevent them from releasing the StarTAC phone (which was modeled on the Star Trek communicator).

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  56. Or as we said in elementary school... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about "hecka," its sanitized cousin? Using it for 10^-27 might be too confusing.

  57. this idea is .... by rgviza · · Score: 1

    hella cool!

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  58. Hecka instead by jamescash · · Score: 1

    "hecka" sounds better to me.

  59. Just use the old standby... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..."Big Fucking"

  60. It's called Octillion by Nonillion · · Score: 4, Informative

    10^27 already has a name, it's called Octillion. Dag nabit! I like my numbering system the way it is! No get off my lawn!

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    1. Re:It's called Octillion by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that 'hella' would imply a lot of something when it really doesn't. How about going into the desert for a week with a 'hella' molecules of water?
      Not very impressive.

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    2. Re:It's called Octillion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mebeh in your country. over here, 10^27 is a thousand quadrillions ;)

      (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_and_short_scales)

      captcha: external

    3. Re:It's called Octillion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He doesn't want to name the number, but the SI prefix, silly!

  61. orly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google was so taken with Sendek's modest proposal that it incorporated "hella" in its online calculator.

    they thought it was funny and made a little joke of it in the same way they temporarily added the annoying horn thing on youtube because lots of people "rick roll"ing people with it.

  62. Knuth's Potrzebie System of Weights and Measures by RevWaldo · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potrzebie#Unit_System
    http://webofstories.com/play/17067

    Don Knuth wrote this system up, won an award for it, and got it published in MAD Magazine - all by the age of nineteen. Check and mate, Sendek!

    .

  63. Well that's just silly. by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

    I prefer the proposal made some years ago to add the SI prefixes:

    Chici: 10^39
    Zeppi: 10^36
    Gummi: 10^33
    Grouchi: 10^30
    Harpi: 10^27

    Harpo: 10^-27
    Groucho: 10^-30
    Gummo: 10^-33
    Zeppo: 10^-36
    Chico: 10^-39

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  64. UC Davis? by agent_vee · · Score: 1

    In Norcal they use 'hella' for everything. While we're at it why not a petition to formally change San Francisco's name to The City.

  65. This is what he's wasting his time on? by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 1

    That's 10^27 stupid. . .

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  66. bullshit by 8086 · · Score: 1

    "Hella" seems derived from hell and that would give the spelling of this huge number a negative connotation. Numbers are numbers, they should not have any connotation. That Groucho Harpo proposal has the same problem, it has a happy connotation. Not everyone would like to hear something like: there are Hella stars in the galaxy, or, I'm sorry to report but you earned Harpo dollars this month.

  67. Thanks Slashdot RSS by momerath2003 · · Score: 1

    Dear Slashdot,

    This is goodbye for us. You used to be a friend, with clever and interesting things to say. No longer. Your tired rants about the iPhone, your increasing inclusion of Idle articles in the RSS feed... it's clear that you have drifted off into a mad, lonely world. I have no interest in reading about some young pup on facebook, or about how people lose a bit of reception in some phones in some circumstances, etc. I hope someday you realize the mistakes you have made.

    Take care,
    mome rath

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  68. Bureau International des Poids et Mesures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'll do that as soon as you are using the previous, accepted terms, like:

    Meter, Liter, ....

  69. Cant believe the Googol hasn't been mentioned by avandesande · · Score: 1

    Nothing new here- what use is there really for a number about 1/4 of a Googol?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googol

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    1. Re:Cant believe the Googol hasn't been mentioned by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      How is 10^27 even remotely close to 1/4 Googol?

  70. Bejillion? by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

    According to my ASTP prof (many years ago), the number of hydrogen atoms in the universe is a "bejillion".

    This is estimated between 10^77 and 10^82--significantly more than a "hella".

    Note that in astrophysics, a precision of 3 orders of magnitude is considered exact--so, this is a good guess.

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  71. Retahded? by revjakenash · · Score: 1

    As a New Yorker, I would say it's all kind of stupid, but maybe we should quantify "Fu***' huuuge!"

  72. Not a good name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hella is slang for 'a hell of a'.
    Even though I am not religious, I don't think it is very nice to blaspheme just so you can coin a new word.
    What next? a farkinbyte or shitemeter, or bugerlitre?

  73. More alternative names for big numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suggest an 'Adams' because "Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."

    I'm also partial to 'shitload'

  74. ...so? by zhris · · Score: 1

    I don't see why this is a big deal. First of all, this is probably the first and last time the issue will even come up (except for maybe the year 2078, when 60-hella hard drives are released), and second, there's a precedent; wasn't the googleplex named by a two-year old or something?

  75. friendly units? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know that it's a bad idea. Perhaps friendly units would be more friendly to use.

  76. There are names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for much larger numbers, 10^100 = a googol, 10^googol = a googolplex. Now which of these is unimaginably huge?

  77. This kind of shit pisses me off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Precision in language is necessary for precision in thought - this type of mockery and thought process about science is uneducating and stupifying our (human) advancement of a society.

  78. Avogadro? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    isn't this hella-big number also known as Avogadro's number?