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Shakespeare In Klingon?
stevegee58 writes "As if the Klingon opera described recently here at Slashdot weren't enough, here's an interesting offering for Shakespeare buffs. The Washington Shakespeare Company (based in Arlington VA) will soon be performing selections from Hamlet and Much Ado About Nothing in Klingon."
I heard a rumour that BOTH people who speak Klingon are going!
Do daemons dream of electric sleep()?
Ahh! This is great! I've always wanted to see Hamlet in the original Klingon!
Be relentless!
Erm...
Yay?
Hasn't this been done before?
"You haven't heard Shakespeare until you've heard it in the original Klingon."
Takh bakh o takh bekh? (Apologies to those who actually do know Klingon...)
You've not experienced Hamlet until you have read it in its original Klingon...
DaH mu'tlheghvam vIqelnIS. quv'a', yabDaq San vaQ cha, pu' je SIQDI'? pagh, Seng bIQ'a'Hey SuvmeH nuHmey SuqDI','ej, Suvmo', rInmoHDI'? Hegh. Qong --- Qong neH --- 'ej QongDI', tIq 'oy', wa'SanID Daw''e' je cho'nISbogh porghDaj rInmoHlaH net Har.
will be proclaimed their king!
What?! I thought the only reason I could not understand Shakespeare was because it was written in Klingon.
"To kill or not to kill, that is the question".
"Alas poor Yorrik, he died without honor".
"All the world's a battlefield, and all the men and women merely warriors".
"As he was valiant, I honour him. But as he was a Romulan, I slew him."
"Cowards die many times before their deaths; a Klingon never taste of death but once."
"Life every man holds dear; but the Klingon holds honor far more precious dear than life."
I am just waiting for someone to come out and say "All right, that's enough! This is just silly. Silly, silly, silly!"
Mad props to the Monty Python gang for many laughs over the years.
Tell me when Spamalot is being performed. I don't think anyone could outnerd them after that.
Why does every invented/imaginary language have so many apostrophies?
much free time. The time necessary for these "fantasy languages" -- Elvish, Klingon, French.....is better spent on Spanish, Chinese, Japanese or something even quasi legitimate, like Esparanto....
Hamlet has been out for about 10 years., Klingon has been spoken by thousands for a long time. They even have Klingon language camp and activities like that that one may attend
Time for someone to really get their geek on and translate "Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning". I'd imagine it's military applications would greatly interest the Klingons, although they'd probably consider it a dishonorable method of combat.
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Prisencolinensinainciusol. Ol Rait!
That was an opera.
Enough is enough. I have had it with all this motherfucking Klingon shit on this motherfucking site.
Now I bet that sounds better in Klingon.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
Hamlet in Klingon was published about 10 years ago.
ISBN-13 - 978-0671035785 (Amazon
Much Ado about Nothing was published in 2003
ISBN-13: 978-1587155017 (Amazon).
There's also Gilgamesh, also published in 2003.
ISBN-13: 978-1587153389 (Amazon).
As for why - well, why not? It's an activity they're interested in, and if people can communicate meaningful information, is it less a language than the artificial ones we use to program our computers with? C/C++/Java/PHP/Perl/Python/Ruby/Assembly/Machine Code/etc are all just artificial languages as well
Wake me when someone performs it in Vogon...
I rather think Hamlet in Sindarin might be quite nice.
Python: 'And then suddenly you have a language which says "we're all stuck with whatever the whiniest coder wants".'
It's hard enough to translate Shakespeare into another natural language without losing a great deal (see Doug Hofstadter). Given the limited vocabulary of Klingon (see your Klingon dictionary), you will get a lengthy, tedious baby-talk retelling.
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Don't get me wrong - I like Star Trek and consider myself a fan, but damn this just screams "I am a dork, give me an atomic wedgie!"
Conversely, if someone were to say redo Ride of the Valkyries featuring costumes that were all inspired by Mandalorian Armor, I would consider that "mighty" and "badass".
I went to battle M.C. Escher, but drew a blank.
The act of constructing the Klingon language was itself an aid in understanding how other languages were constructed, and perhaps even contributed to understanding "dead" languages?
While I have no evidence to support the claim, it certainly made sense to me when I heard it.
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So it is now only the modern English who do not have Shakespeare in their own language.
Seriously, so what? As a Shakespeare lover this does not interest me in the least.
Is there something magical about Klingon that adds a new dimension to Shakespeare? I doubt it.
I think Shakespeare used the proper language (of the time) to present us with a view and a philosophy of life.
It is not something that can be translated.
How will Klingon add to this and therefore, why bother?
Ok, I have another idea. How about we re-write the Odyssey as a rap song.
Novel? Yes. Odd? Definitely! Adding new meaning to Homer's magnum opus? Err... No!
Brett: What?
Jules: What planet you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh--?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak Klingon on What?
Brett: What?
Jules: Klingon, verengan Ha'DIbaH, do you speak it?
Yes, this is true.
I've been into Klingon and Esperanto and Tolkien's languages and linguistics generally since I was about 10 years old. I think jokes about the nerdiness of Klingon speakers are funny too, but having met at least a dozen of the best Klingon speakers in the world, I can attest that most of them are highly accredited professionals who are married and have kids. A disproportionate number also seem to be colorblind Jewish programmers, for some odd reason, but my point is these guys are intelligent, productive members of society from all over the world who happen to really like something unpopular. There seems to be a double standard in our culture w/r/t investing time in hobbies. If someone self-publishes a book full of intricate analysis of sports statistics, or spends hundreds of dollars a year on game tickets, we don't bat an eye. If you blog every day about trends in high fashion or video games, hardly anybody will complain about how you're wasting your excessive free time. But doing something equally engaging that happens to be associated with science fiction? Now THAT'S silly.
Let's see:
:D
DaqDaq mupuQmoH Hoch tlhIngan Hol Dochmey jay'!
Yeah, that sounds better