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Resort Attracts Men With Virtual Girlfriends

disco_tracy writes "Long a favorite of lovers and honeymooners, a Japanese beach town with fading sparkle has found a new tourism niche in the wired age. A resort based on a game called 'Love Plus,' encourages players to develop long-term relationships with virtual women. From the article: 'Local souvenir shops in the resort town have caught on and capitalized on the love-struck new clientele, selling Love Plus-themed souvenirs, from good-luck charms to steamed buns and fish sausages. The local Ohnoya hotel even offers traditional rooms to the unusual couples, which feature two sets of futon beds and another barcode panel that allows the men to visualize their girlfriends in a flattering summer kimono.'"

226 comments

  1. Define 'real girl' by alphatel · · Score: 3, Funny

    What happens when the AR wears off and rogue LovePlus boys start kissing real girls by mistake? Find out tonight on VR-Smackdown.

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    1. Re:Define 'real girl' by Darinbob · · Score: 2, Funny

      "But honey, I didn't know she was real!"

    2. Re:Define 'real girl' by defaria · · Score: 1
    3. Re:Define 'real girl' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens when the AR wears off and rogue LovePlus boys start kissing real girls by mistake? Find out tonight on VR-Smackdown.

      Do you seriously think there's any danger of that?

  2. Oh no, they never saw the film! by istartedi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh no, they must have never seen the film:

    DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

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    1. Re:Oh no, they never saw the film! by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      Or they have watched too much of Dollhouse?

    2. Re:Oh no, they never saw the film! by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      Vote "NO!" on prop infinity.

    3. Re:Oh no, they never saw the film! by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

      At least in DollHouse you get a REAL Ve-j-j

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    4. Re:Oh no, they never saw the film! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Electro-gonorrhea! The noisy killer!

    5. Re:Oh no, they never saw the film! by SleazyRidr · · Score: 3, Funny

      For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares?"

      I'm a little scared to ask, but I have to. Is 'intensive purposes' part of the joke?

    6. Re:Oh no, they never saw the film! by Stick32 · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Electric Gonorrhea, the noisy killer!!!

    7. Re:Oh no, they never saw the film! by stms · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I knew I should have shown them electroganeria the noisy killer.

    8. Re:Oh no, they never saw the film! by severoon · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think yes, as is "begs the question"...

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    9. Re:Oh no, they never saw the film! by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I was going to ask about that as well, but one could consider that to be a correct use of the term. You are indeed begging the question by assuming that people care, which is why you told them.

      I think I've geeked out just a little too much here, and as I'm in the mood for replying to sigs, you do indeed make a goof argument, which I shall now follow.

    10. Re:Oh no, they never saw the film! by istartedi · · Score: 1

      you do indeed make a goof argument, which I shall now follow

      Yes. Yes indeed.

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    11. Re:Oh no, they never saw the film! by dintech · · Score: 1

      I think yes, as is "begs the question"...

      Oh really, I could care less...

    12. Re:Oh no, they never saw the film! by severoon · · Score: 1

      Hmm...I can't see how this particular question is begged...it's the crack of 9:30a where I'm posting from though, so maybe I'm missing it...

      I see how it raises the (probably rhetorical) question of "who cares?" but I don't see how it assumes the initial point in its premise. I'm not even sure what the premise being assumed is, exactly, much less how it's assumed. My head does hurt, though, and it's before coffee and a coworker just gave me an unprovoked angelfood muffin that's highly distracting. :-)

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  3. Real...or virtual by Just_Say_Duhhh · · Score: 1

    Are those steamed buns real, or just virtual. I'm guessing they'll be a popular room-service item.

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  4. I love you PHILIP J FRY. by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Please tell me about the CAN'T EAT MORE. (Would you like to take 5 minutes to register me?)

    1. Re:I love you PHILIP J FRY. by Kepesk · · Score: 1

      Ha ha, awesome.

      Did I just read an article that had the terms "virtual women", "steamed buns", and "fish sausages" in the same paragraph?

    2. Re:I love you PHILIP J FRY. by Abstrackt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did I just read an article that had the terms "virtual women", "steamed buns", and "fish sausages" in the same paragraph?

      This is Slashdot, so the answer is probably no. :p

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    3. Re:I love you PHILIP J FRY. by mike260 · · Score: 1

      "Say honey, I'm famished; would you buy me some STEAMED BUNS AND FISH SAUSAGES please?"

    4. Re:I love you PHILIP J FRY. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Did I just read an article that had the terms "virtual women", "steamed buns", and "fish sausages" in the same paragraph?"

      And yet no mention of tuna taco???

      Sounds like an incomplete menu to me....

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  5. Oh, Japanese beach town. by spyked · · Score: 1

    Well, it is Japan we're talking about, right? Therefore, there's nothing weird about it.

    1. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Strangely enough, this COULD catch on with much of the slashdot crowd. All you'd have to do, is get those barcodes down in the basements of many a /.dweller....then they could live with Mom AND girlfriend.

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    2. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by Nesman64 · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting I get a robotic mom? My wife has already vetoed the robotic girlfriend.

      Actually, that might not be a bad idea. What do they have a la Rosie the Robot?

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    3. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by treeves · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry, Sounds like you'll have to settle for Rosie Palm.

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    4. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean: "It's not Ocidental so it's not Embarrassing"

    5. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      "My wife has already vetoed the robotic girlfriend."

      I know you're joking...BUT, I wonder, would real women (GF or spousal unit) really be mad if you had a robotic GF if technology got good enough for you to really want one?

      I mean...just using it for physical pleasure...since it isn't a real human, would it be cheating? I'd think it would be MUCH less so, than Clinton's definition of sex...?

      What about a step further, if VR got good enough to where you just plugged in? Would that be in any form cheating or just REALLY REALLY good porn?

      Then again..I could see a future...where if the VR stuff was THAT good, would men start shying away from real women and reality? I mean, you get a VR chick that never ages, never says no, always looks JUST like you want her....and never complains or nags you. Who'd want the real thing after that (unless you wanted to reproduce).

      Just some random ideas...

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    6. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      would men start shying away from real women and reality? I mean, you get a VR chick that never ages, never says no, always looks JUST like you want her....and never complains or nags you. Who'd want the real thing after that (unless you wanted to reproduce).

      I never wanted kids, so I've been doing that since her name was .gif, never mind .jpg.

    7. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by Redlazer · · Score: 1

      He's thinking of the end of humanity! Quickly, he must be silenced!

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    8. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And this my geeky friend, is why you need to put the slashdot down and meet some real live woman. My wife is an open minded geek, and would still never let this fly.

    9. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by oatworm · · Score: 4, Informative

      Like most things, I think it would depend on the woman. I've met more than a few women that get extremely upset when they realize their man has a porn collection and the willingness to use it ("What, am I not good enough for you?!"). I've also met more than a few women that just write it off as "boys will be boys", and a subset of those that watch and enjoy the porn with the guys.

      If I had to hazard a guess, I'd assume that those that get upset about porn would get extremely upset about the robot sex slave, those that write porn off as "boys will be boys" might get a bit uncomfortable about the robot (there's a fine line between "porn's on the TV" and "my guy is with a robotic sex toy") but may or may not keep their discomfort to themselves, and those that watch and enjoy the porn will be arranging robotic threesomes, assuming they don't already have matching male sex robots to play with.

    10. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sounds perfect, doesn't it? "The last invention of man was the Holodeck."

      Problem is, perfect gets boring. The inconvenient truth about all those little relationship annoyances is that they challenge you to grow in ways you'd never think to explore otherwise.

    11. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by poity · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How would you feel if your girlfriend told you robot dick feels better than yours?

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    12. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by 2names · · Score: 3, Funny

      What? I couldn't hear you with these perfect robot thighs wrapped around my head.

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    13. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by cayenne8 · · Score: 2
      "How would you feel if your girlfriend told you robot dick feels better than yours?"

      I've yet to meet a woman out there in the real world....that doesn't yet know what a vibrator is, and generally most own more than ONE of them.

      I've learned some good tricks and skills over the years, but NO MAN can make his dick do what some of these things do, and if they can, well, they need to be making money hand over fist (no pun intended) in films and off rich lady clients.

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    14. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      seconded - if my dick looked like some of these things, I'd go to the doctor.

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    15. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My wife is a more open minded geek, and she wouldn't mind, and that's why I married her.

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    16. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by cayenne8 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      "So you see, you are making the classic mistake many geeks make, in thinking that females are logical creatures..THEY ARE NOT."

      And, IMHO..you are making the classic mistake that TOO many men these days are doing....and taking crap and being too submissive to their women. I've heard it called part of the 'pussification of America'.

      While I'm not saying being a tyrant, if you are married to them, sure you have to compromise a bit here and there to let them think they 'win' (you compromise on stuff you don't really care about). But in general, the "Golden Rule" should apply...whoever brings in the most gold, makes the rules. If you woman out earns you, well...that's another thread.

      But seriously, you should be the master in your own house. If she doesn't like it, well...there are plenty of them out there you can swap out for her. Just be careful with the marriage thing...it can get expensive.

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    17. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by aquila.solo · · Score: 1

      I've yet to meet a woman out there in the real world...

      Well that explains a lot. ;-)

    18. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by stonewallred · · Score: 1

      I know several of my friends who their wives consider looking at porn to be cheating. My ex-wife, even as a fundie bible banger from an offshoot sect which thought the Southern Baptists were liberal satanists doomed for hell, wasn't that bad. She did not want to watch it, nor was she interested in me putting the ass to mouth to ass back to mouth cum shot in her face, but she didn't care if I looked at porn. Her words were basically, it ain't real, so it ain't cheating.

    19. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by stonewallred · · Score: 2, Funny

      But the same woman who would be upset about you banging rosie the robot will happily bang the vibrator all day long.

    20. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't mind if I get to have my own cyber hunk too. I demand equality in this marriage!

    21. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/12/01/we-divorced-because-of-love-plus/ Sankaku Complex might be filled with a variety of stuff that's NSFW, but it's got several articles showing how there's already trouble with Love Plus as it is now. Many women even find cheating with the fictional girls even worse than actually cheating with another real person, apparently.

    22. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1

      I agree. I don't care what my husband does in his private time. I draw the line with "real living human females". Anything else is fair game. And it goes for me too. I have a knack for hentai.

    23. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One more for the harem with Palmela Handerson, Handgelina Jolie, Christina Handricks, and Scarlett YoHandsson!

    24. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which girlfriend?

    25. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unsurprised. I have human limitations, but something artificial can be made to last as long as she would like for it to. And frankly, I feel bad for any woman whose husband is too insecure about his equipment to use the artificial assistance (dildoes, etc) that is available *now*.

      As long as a robot isn't trying to supplant my *emotional* role, let her be happy.

      As to "Who'd want the real thing after that" above, I kinda feel sorry for anyone who would feel that way, too. That isn't a real relationship, and they'd be missing out on a LOT.

    26. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "How would you feel if your girlfriend told you robot dick feels better than yours?"

      Fine if I can have Robocunt. :)

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    27. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would you feel if your girlfriend told you robot dick feels better than yours?

      What do you think they already sell in many sizes and colors, usually with batteries and an intensity dial?

    28. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by Larryish · · Score: 0

      Now this is the ballad of Moby Dick

      the Man who was born with a corkscrew prick

      Of his life he made an endless hunt

      trying to find a woman with a spiral cunt

      and when he found her he fell over dead

      cause the son of a bitch had a left hand thread

    29. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've made your confession. Not that any other outcome was expected, or even possible.

    30. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      I understand she's riveting.

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    31. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by PsychoSlashDot · · Score: 1

      You need to be modded up, but I can't do that for you.

      Vibrators... batteries go in one end and orgasms come out the other end. I mean, a lot of women find climaxing complicated, time-consuming, and not at all guaranteed. Add something that goes bzzzzzzzz and in my experience things change pretty dramatically.

      So hey, I'm not intimidated at all by my wife's collection. 20 minutes of careful, thoughtful, sustained manual efforts may or may not do the trick. Three minutes with something that takes D cells and it's a guaranteed event. There's nothing wrong with me... there's just everything right about it.

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    32. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many women already have a robotic dick, they just call them vibrators.

      Someone had to say it.

    33. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by nanospook · · Score: 1

      I'm sure a lot of you would recall that HBO special.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RealDoll

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    34. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by Macgrrl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In theory, the modern idea behind gaining a life partner (wife/husband/de facto/same-sex partner) is to find someone you enjoy spending time with, sharing the better and worse, growing old with and on a mutually agreeable schedule bumping uglies.

      Contrary to popular misconception - it is normal for women to have a sex drive and actually want to have sex with their partner. While it is possible that the frequency may not match exactly (it's not unheard of for females to want more sex than their male partner), provided it's close enough both partners will be happy.

      If a VR partner enabled you to manage the desire gap effectively you'd probably be fine, but if your partner is left hanging because your giving it to a robot instead of them when they actually want it, you'll probably be ducking frypans and alimony settlements shortly.

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    35. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      My point was..for men..if the VR was good enough to feel real...and come without the problems that real women give men....the VR might generally supplant REAL women...

      All the physical needs met...who needs a real one that nags you in between laying you?

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    36. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by ljgshkg · · Score: 1

      Some Chinese wife is already mad when their husband/boyfriend are concentrating on playing with their ipad/smart-phone instead of them lol. I'm pretty sure it's not just Chinese lol

    37. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      That she needs to be introduced to a Hitachi Magic Wand.

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    38. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by indiechild · · Score: 1

      Great, as if all the viagra and cialis spam wasn't bad enough, now we'll start getting bionic penis spam.

    39. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I think you must have a very sad life if you think the only two things a girlfriend/wife can do is nag or have sex with you.

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    40. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I mean...just using it for physical pleasure...since it isn't a real human, would it be cheating?

      Your example could also be used for goats in a marital relationship but something tells me that she'll have problems with someone who sleeps with goats.

      Further more, you are treating women as if they are rational creatures.

      Stop that,

      A few men are lucky enough to be in a relationship where the other partner openly allows you to take other partners. If your partner does not already permit this then forget any hot robot action (should really be hot android action but I digress) as you are an exclusive bit of property to her.

      Oh, and stop thinking that women operate rationally, you're only showing that you've never really met one.

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    41. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I know you're joking...BUT, I wonder, would real women (GF or spousal unit) really be mad if you had a robotic GF if technology got good enough for you to really want one?

      As most women aren't particularly thrilled by their other half pleasuring themselves via internet porn and their own hand, the answer is an emphatic YES.

      Look at it this way - would you be thrilled to have your GF being fucked ragged by a male sex robot?

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    42. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      The only problem with that is that it would only be a matter of time before the VR Girlfriend nags them into getting a real place and real job. They would be getting it in both ends then!

    43. Re:Oh, Japanese beach town. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "I think you must have a very sad life if you think the only two things a girlfriend/wife can do is nag or have sex with you."

      Well, I don't keep'em around long enough to bother me with the nagging, etc...

      I dunno what else really a girlfriend is for...someone to run around with, boink...etc. But if she stops being fun, well, there are plenty more of them out there.

      If you're talking about friendship...I've got PLENTY of friends for that.

      You tell me...what else are girlfriends good for, what am I missing? So far...life it quite fun!

      I am a bit different...in that I do NOT want kids. And IMHO...unless you are going to have kids and raise them, there is NO reason to get married. Why risk losing half my stuff, eh?

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  6. Japan's primary export by Iamthecheese · · Score: 5, Funny

    is WTF. Large quantities of WTF

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    1. Re:Japan's primary export by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Don't forget cars that drive themselves at expeditious velocity. Unfortunately, they still haven't figured out how to get them to steer themselves.

    2. Re:Japan's primary export by Blue+Stone · · Score: 4, Funny

      Speaking as someone from a land that has a surplus of FFS and a deficit of WTF, I can say in no uncertain terms, thank you Japan for your wonderful, ludicrous exports.

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    3. Re:Japan's primary export by hamburger+lady · · Score: 1

      yeah, you know it's japan when " selling Love Plus-themed souvenirs, from good-luck charms to steamed buns and fish sausages" is the sanest part of the story.

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    4. Re:Japan's primary export by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I have ever head of a fish sausage before, but the very idea of it makes me feel ill...

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    5. Re:Japan's primary export by couchslug · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They live in a boring, conformist hive culture so when they blow off steam, they REALLY need to blow off steam. An accepted social outlet is a non-disruptive way to do that.
      The old way to vent was upon the neighbors, and we've seen (Nanjing) what that leads to. Better they watch that stuff as a cartoon, fap, and go about their day. Every culture does this to some extent, but the Nips are less prudish than USians.

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    6. Re:Japan's primary export by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      This isn't about blowing off steam; it's about filling the void for men who don't have a woman for whatever reason, be it gender disparity, social ineptitude, a schedule that doesn't permit a normal social life, or a distaste for relationships.

      The "old way" to cope was to get a hooker, but apparently Japan's become too prudish for that.

    7. Re:Japan's primary export by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      ...wrapped in a Hello Kitty tortilla.

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    8. Re:Japan's primary export by oatworm · · Score: 1

      Do you like fish sticks?

    9. Re:Japan's primary export by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Ewww! Hookers are real women and therefore, scary!

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    10. Re:Japan's primary export by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Who doesn't live in one roughly like that? (I'm not asking for "but mine is obviously special!")

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    11. Re:Japan's primary export by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Could you even know there were no fish byproducts in any of the typical modern sausages you have eaten?

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    12. Re:Japan's primary export by korean.ian · · Score: 2, Informative

      Who mods this crap up? Japan's colonization of neighbouring countries and wars of aggression were not about venting - what they were about is far too long to get into in a slashdot post. Japanese culture is no more boring or hive-like than American culture.

    13. Re:Japan's primary export by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Agreed. In fact, the closest analogue to Japanese imperialism in American history was Manifest Destiny. Was that a product of boredom too?

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    14. Re:Japan's primary export by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Yea. For one, I actually look at the ingredients. While Mechanically Separated Pork & Chicken isn't terribly specific, it does at least exclude fish. ... humour aside, trace amounts, no. But generally the way sausage is both made and kept, any significant amount of fish would taste, er, rather fishy. Think sardines.

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    15. Re:Japan's primary export by Narcocide · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... not in Hollywood.

    16. Re:Japan's primary export by ian_from_brisbane · · Score: 0

      Don't forget cars that drive themselves at expeditious velocity.

      And spray you with vitamin c.

    17. Re:Japan's primary export by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not real women or not scary?

    18. Re:Japan's primary export by yahwotqa · · Score: 1

      Not women.

    19. Re:Japan's primary export by Wildclaw · · Score: 1

      The "old way" to cope was to get a hooker, but apparently Japan's become too prudish for that.

      Seriously, did you just compare a visit to a hooker with a longer term emotional attachment?

    20. Re:Japan's primary export by Geeky · · Score: 1

      Seriously, did you just compare a visit to a hooker with a longer term emotional attachment?

      It won't be that, but done right it can be like having a friend with benefits where you just happen to pay for the benefits.

      * cough * apparently.

      Hell, it's late in the thread, noone's going to read this, so let's just say I know from personal experience.

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  7. Inflatables? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do the local shops sell inflatable virtual dolls?

  8. I wonder... by FreonTrip · · Score: 1

    Would a power outage result in a scene that was sad, or genuinely horrifying?

  9. "steamed buns and fish sausages" by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    ROR

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    1. Re:"steamed buns and fish sausages" by treeves · · Score: 1

      RUR. But those weren't love robots, were they?

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    2. Re:"steamed buns and fish sausages" by MiP007 · · Score: 1

      The robots eventually fall in love. Sorry for the spoiler:) English version ... http://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/c/capek/karel/rur/ Czech one ... http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/13083

  10. Wait... by countSudoku() · · Score: 1

    Love Plus [something =] fish sausages

    Where have I seen this equation before? Oh yeah, in my pants! I love you, Japan! Keep up the weird work!

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  11. Just a guess... by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    ...but I have to believe the rooms come with a large, king-size box of tissues in every room.

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  12. Aptly named by jpvlsmv · · Score: 1

    The hotel (or maybe the town itself) is named "Ohnoya"

    As in Oh No Ya gotta get a real girlfriend?

    --Joe

  13. Virtual babies? by twoallbeefpatties · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can't imagine why Japan is having a population problem with low birth rates.

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    1. Re:Virtual babies? by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      Low birth rate, high bit rate.

    2. Re:Virtual babies? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      And yet, Japan still has more virtual babies than any other country!

    3. Re:Virtual babies? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      They're making up for it with robots--lots and lots of robots.

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    4. Re:Virtual babies? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      Does Japan suffer from the same sort of "girls are terrible, we only want boys" prejudice that's supposed to leave China with an extra 30+ million men by the end of the decade?

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    5. Re:Virtual babies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

    6. Re:Virtual babies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Definitely *not* the case.

    7. Re:Virtual babies? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I killed three of them in the 80s when I neglected my Tamagotchi.

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    8. Re:Virtual babies? by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      I agree boys are so much better!

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    9. Re:Virtual babies? by twoallbeefpatties · · Score: 1

      Japan has a weirder problem, actually. Their low birth rates are a combination of lots of things. There's a traditional/sexist notion that women who wait until they're 30 to get married aren't as desirable, and that women in the workforce aren't able to stay at home and be mothers, so a lot of women who stay in the workforce for years end up just never having children. There's more economic instability, so there are fewer men who feel able enough to start a family, especially if they leave their parents' houses and move into the city so that they don't have grandma and grandpa around to babysit and help raise kids. There's a rash of guys who see marriage as a losing deal, as a situation where you go to work for 50 hours a week and you kinda come home and see the kids and wife now and then but don't really participate, so why bother getting married in the first place?

      I don't have any direct experience with Japanese culture, but those are some of the things that I hear repeated from friends who have lived in Japan or from articles written on the subject. In a nutshell, there's a lot of things that have changed in Japan over the past few decade that have added up to a serious dearth in married couples with children, and the government has been talking a lot lately about the problems that are coming on as a result of the country's low birth rate these past many years.

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    10. Re:Virtual babies? by tecnico.hitos · · Score: 1

      But is it really a problem, considering their population density?

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    11. Re:Virtual babies? by twoallbeefpatties · · Score: 1

      They seem to think it's a problem.

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  14. Why live? by junglebeast · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If you have so utterly given up on the hope of ever actually forming a relationship with a female, yet are emotionally dependent on such a relationship to the point where you are willing to entertain the concept of voluntary insanity by trying to convince your mind into thinking that a "virtual girlfriend" is real, then you should just kill yourself.

    1. Re:Why live? by swanzilla · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...then you should just kill yourself.

      After the steamed buns and fish sausages, of course.

    2. Re:Why live? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, many do just as you have suggested... :(

    3. Re:Why live? by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

      Isn't prostitution legal, or at least tolerated there? Why hasn't the free market solved this problem yet?

    4. Re:Why live? by 2names · · Score: 1

      Why is this sad? Seriously asking here, not trying to be a prick.

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    5. Re:Why live? by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      Why is this sad? Seriously asking here, not trying to be a prick.

      For some people, being accepted by other people is the most important pursuit, their reason for existence. If those people are sufficiently ostracized they lose their sense of purpose and feel as though they're not in control of their lives. A person who will accept them no matter what is simply too hard to pass up. This is also why some people join gangs or become suicide bombers, they believe it restores meaning to their existence.

      It's sad in two ways: that a person is so desperate for affection that they would try to get it from the equivalent of a talking cardboard cutout and that some people believe they're alone to the point that they try to remove themselves from the world.

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    6. Re:Why live? by robot256 · · Score: 1

      From a purely evolutionary standpoint, any time members of a species--especially those with no genetic defects--kill themselves signals a serious problem for the population as a whole. Usually the suicides are a symptom of underlying societal problems that are negatively affecting the rest of the population as well. This is why it is in the interest of the society to address the root causes of the suicides, although they do not always succeed in this.

      If it were just genetically abnormal people removing bad genes from the gene pool, it would not be a problem. But when otherwise normal people kill themselves, it signals weakness in the society as a whole and makes the rest of its members uncomfortable.

  15. Eh? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's the matter, Japanese men? Japanese women not good enough for you? They are widely held by many cultures as the best women in the world. It reminds me of that ancient joke that goes:

    Heaven is:
    an American salary,
    a Chinese Cook,
    a British Home,
    and a Japanese Wife.

    Hell is:
    a Chinese salary,
    a British Cook,
    a Japanese House,
    and an American Wife.

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    1. Re:Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chinese cook being heaven?

      I believe you've never had Dim Sum. That's the last level of hell. About the same as Fear Factor.

    2. Re:Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Originally it was this one:

      Heaven is a place where the police are English; the chefs are Italian; the car mechanics are German; the lovers are French and it's all organized by the Swiss.

      Hell is a place where the police are German; the chefs are English; the car mechanics are French; the lovers are Swiss and it's all organized by the Italians.

    3. Re:Eh? by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's just the problem. A Japanese wife is too good for the target audience of this game. Just like us, Japan has no shortage of pudgy, sweaty, repugnant turbo nerds who repel any decent girl with their offensive BO and even more offensive sexual proclivities. Hence the need for a virtual girlfriend, a computer entity which always reacts in the same sweet way and doesn't care what kind of pig you are.

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    4. Re:Eh? by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      Chinese cook being heaven?

      I believe you've never had Dim Sum. That's the last level of hell. About the same as Fear Factor.

      The worst dim sum I ever had was a whole octopus coated in hot sauce; it had the texture an eraser and burned like fire. The worst episode of Fear Factor I ever watched involved a pizza with a bile-based crust, coagulated cow blood for sauce, stinky cheese, fish eyes, and live worms.

      I'll stick with the dim sum, thanks.

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    5. Re:Eh? by metamechanical · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ironic then that the name means something to the effect of "pointing to your heart's desire". Having eaten a fair amount of Dim Sum, I somehow think that it got that name for a reason.

      Feel free to leave all of the worthwhile food in the world to people with taste buds, though. We'll leave you all the Whoppers you can eat.

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    6. Re:Eh? by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

      I've heard this variation:

      Canada should have been the perfect blend of French cuisine, British culture, and American industry. But what they got instead was British cuisine, American culture and French industry.

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    7. Re:Eh? by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      Shit, I accidentally a word out. So much for preview helping prevent errors and omissions.

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      They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. - Terry Pratchett
    8. Re:Eh? by volpe · · Score: 1

      Hell is:
      [...]
      a British Cook,

      Hmmm. I think there's some truth here. What's Gordon Ramsay's nationality? And what's the name of his show?

    9. Re:Eh? by darkfeline · · Score: 1

      Actually, from what I've heard, Japanese women are vicious, especially with their husband's salaries. If you make a lot (A LOT) of money, then it's easy to get a wife (but don't quote me on this)

    10. Re:Eh? by Just_Say_Duhhh · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heaven is: an American salary, a Chinese Cook, a British Home, and a Japanese Wife.

      ...and a virtual girlfriend.

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    11. Re:Eh? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Once again, this is why I love crack whores. If you've got $20, they'll put up with anything.

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    12. Re:Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew it as:

      In heaven,
      the lovers are Italian,
      the police are English,
      the mechanics are German,
      the cooks are French,
      the bankers are Swiss


      In hell,
      the lovers are Swiss,
      the police are German,
      the mechanics are French,
      the cooks are English,
      the bankers are Italian

    13. Re:Eh? by sznupi · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think that's just the general thing with the "wife" cidea; doesn't tell about the quaility of specimens, which was on the table here.

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    14. Re:Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the way things are going pretty soon you can shorten that to
      Hell is:
      the United States

      BTW Japanese women are only viewed as perfect wives by ignorant white people who think they are submissive. From a limited sample size (about 5 white man/ Japanese woman couples I know about), 4 of them have ended in divorce. This is speculation but it happens when the guy realizes he didnt marry a submissive pushover.

    15. Re:Eh? by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I like the idea of a British home, when you put the sewage pipes on the outside of your house so "it'll be easier to fix them when they freeze" in a country where the temperature rarely drops below 0C you should be able to spot your error (putting them inside the house and deep enough in the ground means they won't freeze even if the temperature stays at -25C for a month or two, so no need to have them easily accessible "just in case").

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    16. Re:Eh? by digitalhermit · · Score: 2, Funny

      Re: American wives

      American wives are awesome. Kinky, daring, willing to be a sugar mamma.

      You just got to watch out for their husbands.

      I kid.. I kid.

    17. Re:Eh? by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

      To each his own..
      Heaven is:
      A pension you can live on,
      Do your own cooking,
      A PAID FOR home!
      A wife you can still stand after 30 years,

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    18. Re:Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please read this:
      http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/06/13/japanese-wives-no-more-than-10-a-day-for-husband/
      There are many other articles on the nature of Japanese women on that site. I don't think I want a Japanese wife.
      B.t.w. /. is really slow - that site had this story early July:
      http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/07/10/hotel-plus-konami-plumbs-new-depths/

  16. How. Fucking. Sad by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

    I mean, really. Words aren't enough to describe how sad (and pathetic) this is.

  17. Creepy much? by sabs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cause that's not creepy at all...

    No.
    Though I would expect it to appeal to the average /. poster

  18. I read the headline as ... by joelsanda · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Resort ATTACKS Men With Virtual Girlfriends".

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    1. Re:I read the headline as ... by Abstrackt · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes.

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    2. Re:I read the headline as ... by PagosaSam · · Score: 1

      I read it as, "Robots attack men with virtual girlfriends."

      I thought, jealous robots?!

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  19. To the Urban Dictionary, Robin! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the new euphemism for jacking off to internet pr0n at home is "staycation"?

  20. More of same on the way by rbrander · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm just guessing, here, no research done (hey, a /. tradition) but I suspect that if your culture continues to have a deeply-embedded prejudice for treating women like crap, and wives in particular as servants for yourself and her mother-in-law, it could be tough finding a wife.

    This problem exists to varying degrees in Asia, and is already being hugely exacerbated by a plummeting female/male ratio in some countries due to selective abortion and even (quiet) infanticide.

    A whole generation of men the size of the whole US population won't be able to find women in the coming generation.

    And if you aren't sympathetic, maybe you will be later. Because that's also the generation that's going to enjoy a whole new level of industrialized prosperity - enough to basically come bidding for women from other countries.

    Women from America's growing underclass, as rich and poor grow further apart might find a nice condo in Bangalore and a (pathetically) grateful south Asian hubby more attractive than a trailer park...

    1. Re:More of same on the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know that Japan is not China, right?

    2. Re:More of same on the way by poptones · · Score: 1

      American women? Women from the hive mind of christian feminism traipsing off to live in a culture where women are treated as possessions?

      More likely Chinese, which are right next door, will end up fitting this bill.

    3. Re:More of same on the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rampant xenophobia ruling out your plan for world domination aside (what Japanese man would taint his pure bloodline with halfling children? They'd have to be even more desperate than the guy fapping to 3D porn), the real problem is that both genders in Japan have serious entitlement issues. They're all holding out for Mr and Ms Right, where guys are looking for 9+ and women are looking for millionaires. Not actress/model material? Not rich? Sucks to be you.

      Eventually they'll lower their standards, but by then the childbearing years have ticked on by.

    4. Re:More of same on the way by rbrander · · Score: 1

      I know that Japan is practically the only south-east Asian nation that *doesn't* have the selective abortion issue. If they all have it, there won't be any place in SE Asia with an excess of women dropping from the trees.

      Granted, the "Asia Needs Women" (so much for Mars) scenario does involve a dramatic attitude change on the part of the husbands.

      A dramatic attitude change in Japan might work wonders, as their ratio is still about even, but it won't help in China which now has a 1.19 male/female at birth and 24 million men face single lives. They'll need a dramatic attitude change. AND more women.

    5. Re:More of same on the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think the Japanese will eventually get over the whole atom bomb thing, but if we start exporting our women over there then they'll never forgive us.

      The enormous discrepancy between brides imported into the US vs grooms says a lot about the relative desirability of our women.

    6. Re:More of same on the way by OnePumpChump · · Score: 1

      Japan is northeast Asia. Also Russia, and North Korea.

      There are a bunch of southeast Asian countries that don't have it.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sex_ratio_below_15_per_country_smooth.png

    7. Re:More of same on the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Women from America's growing underclass, as rich and poor grow further apart might find a nice condo in Bangalore and a (pathetically) grateful south Asian hubby more attractive than a trailer park...

      Poor white folks in the US would never adjust to a diet heavy in vegetables and rice. We'd have to ship fried Twinkies there first.

    8. Re:More of same on the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Japan is EAST Asia. Not Southeast.

    9. Re:More of same on the way by PaulWhoIsAGhost · · Score: 1

      "Christian feminism"? Do you actually know anything about feminism? A Christian brand certainly exists, but the majority of modern feminist thought emphasizes individual freedom, a position that is rather at odds with the traditional formulations of Abrahamic belief systems. Obviously, you'll find liberal Christians who subscribe to third-wave feminism, and you'll find a bastardized feminism among some more conservative Christians (generally designed to give some basis to Christian sex-negativity, a function that is in opposition to modern sex-positive feminism); however, true third-wave feminism and conservative Christianity don't have a lot in common.

    10. Re:More of same on the way by Spazntwich · · Score: 1

      While your post is an informative academic breakdown of contemporary feminism in America, he was making a more generalized statement on the mindset of the average American female, which lately seems to be "I'm a feminist because I like abortion," and "I'm a Christian because I went to church with my family last Easter," but boils down to, "I get my way or you pay, but you're the guy so you pay anyway!" and pointing out how poorly this mindset would mesh with most Asian cultures.

    11. Re:More of same on the way by interval1066 · · Score: 0

      I've been surprised (pleasantly or not I'll leave as an excersize for the reader) by the number of American female friends & acquaintances who have been quite excited and even proud to announce that they are "gettin' hitched." I say that with some surprised as in my 47+ years of life It seems to me that I've actually noticed the number of American females happy at the prospect of marriage fall off somewhat, un-scientific a survey as my life has been. Never-the-less, I seem to note an elevated sense of happiness and expectation in women, generally, when they are about to be wed, in the last few years. /egregious political rant follows: P'raps its Obamanomics.

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    12. Re:More of same on the way by korean.ian · · Score: 1

      Apparently he doesn't.

    13. Re:More of same on the way by PagosaSam · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. Wars are great at reducing surplus male populations. Ok, on second thought worry.

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    14. Re:More of same on the way by Haoie · · Score: 1

      Then there's the opposite, say, "meet real Russian women".

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    15. Re:More of same on the way by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      A whole generation of men the size of the whole US population won't be able to find women in the coming generation. There is a obvious solution, but when I propose it nobody takes me seriously: timesharing.

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      I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
    16. Re:More of same on the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > A whole generation of men the size of the whole US population won't be able to find women in the coming generation.

      It's bad, but it's not *that* bad even if you're lumping China and India together. They're off balance by 10% at worst, and that's for this generation, not for all 2.5 billion.

    17. Re:More of same on the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To a certain degree, this is already happening in South Korea. Men in their forties or fifties, the ones from the rural areas, are having trouble finding wives. Thus, they import young wives from Southeast Asian countries such as Vietnam or Cambodia.

      They aren't pathetically grateful, though. Usually, they support the wife's family to some degree, and they expect the wife to be grateful to them. Beatings are common, what with the wife not speaking Korean and the husband being old-school and rural - and, occasionally, deaths. (There was a stabbing of a Vietnamese wife by her schizophrenic Korean husband about a month back in Busan.) Most Korean dudes I know are pretty decent, but they think (to a greater or lesser degree) about Western women the way the West fetishizes Asian women: as little more than disposable sex symbols.

      Intercultural marriages can work, but the deck is stacked in this case.

    18. Re:More of same on the way by mjwx · · Score: 1

      More likely Chinese, which are right next door, will end up fitting this bill.

      Umm... the Chinese and Japanese dont exactly get along. There was this whole occupation and more then one Sino-Japanese war.

      You're better off looking at Thailand, Cambodia and Vietnam. It is the dream of many poor Thai ladies to get married to a nice rich "nippon man". A lot of face in having a Japanese son in law.

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  21. I may have to try this. by Baalzac · · Score: 1

    Virtual girlfriends may be better than none. How advanced is the software controlling their behavior and communication?

    1. Re:I may have to try this. by Spazntwich · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Your resignation makes me sad, because courtship ultimately boils down to a game many nerds are more suited to than they realize.

      Granted, it's a grind, but the loot... or dare I say booty beats anything virtual.

      The hardest part is getting over yourself. "But who could possibly want me?" is a self-fulfilling prophecy. I think that might actually be the whole nerd social issue... we get too "meta" with social interaction over shit that just doesn't occur to most people.

      Hmm. I'm gonna go write an entirely unsubstantiated self-help book.

    2. Re:I may have to try this. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      this is quite true - forget yourself, go talk to anyone you find interesting about what you feel like - make off color jokes, push boundaries and find out that the cute girl in front of you has a mind like a sewer AND IT'S WONDERFUL!

      Screw up and maybe you change your approach, but just don't be fake and you'll, errm, level up.

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    3. Re:I may have to try this. by Duradin · · Score: 1

      Or you get the one that decides your jokes were sexual harassment and pushing the boundaries will get you convicted as a sex offender and living under a bridge for the rest of your life.

    4. Re:I may have to try this. by Spazntwich · · Score: 1

      Well there's certainly something to be said for appropriate venues.

    5. Re:I may have to try this. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      There's such a thing as a slow start - you don't tell dead baby jokes to some woman you just met in the park, but you sort of have to expect that a singles bar comes with people hitting on you. Yes, there are some guidelines, but you have to be seriously clueless to not know them.

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    6. Re:I may have to try this. by Duradin · · Score: 1

      "He said/She said"s in court tend to side with the "she said" side until there is a preponderance of evidence otherwise. Doesn't matter if you get convicted, you're screwed (even if you weren't).

    7. Re:I may have to try this. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      must suck going to bars if you're afraid to talk to the women. The irony is that the fear gives off a vibe that's more likely to result in an accusation of general creepiness.

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    8. Re:I may have to try this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not so sure the loot beats a virtual girl. If you no different variations of the mysterious stranger technique you can fool yourself into an experience much more pleasurable than anything 'reality' can provide. That, plus it's so much cheaper, and I think those who have 'virtual' women are actually much wiser than most.

    9. Re:I may have to try this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is exactly the kind of pedantic bullshit discussion that is not only wrong, but no girl wants to hear your thoughts on.

      Have a few drinks, don't turn into a jagoff, hit on girls you like in a way that seems a little bit more than you're comfortable with, but not pushing up on assholery.

      Or, if you want to argue about it instead, then don't do any of that. It's your loss.

  22. Wired age or Weird age? by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else misread "wired age" as "weird age"? :)

    1. Re:Wired age or Weird age? by hitmark · · Score: 1

      There is a difference?

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  23. Does this mean... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    ...we'll get Kingdom Hearts III soon?

  24. I'm guessing by Fizzol · · Score: 1

    Love Plus hand lotion and tissues are the biggest sellers at the gift shop.

  25. Culture shift in Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Japan is undergoing a huge cultural shift. In the past corporate loyalty was a big concept in Japan; workers expected to work long hours for their entire lives for a single employer, and in return they would get paid well and never get laid off. The economic problems of Japan have led to this culture going away. For most older workers it is still in place (although some have been laid off), but for most young people the situation is pretty awful. There is huge unemployment among young people, and the jobs available are mostly contract positions that don't pay well and may end with little notice. A particularly harsh problem for a country that puts a large emphasis on employment as a basis for personal success and has relied on the corporate benevolance that was present in the past instead of creating extensive social safety net programs.

    This has led to poverty and disillusionment, with many younger people reacting by withdrawing from society to various degrees. This is presumably why Japan has some of the lowest numbers in the world for children born per capita and frequency of sexual contact. The virtual girlfriend is an attempt to capitalize on those withdrawn young men who are still active in society but do not have the interest or self-confidence necessary to pursue a human female. It isn't so much a rejection of Japanese women as a reaction of despair to a society that treats them as if they have no value. It's a cautionary note for the United States too. The fact that the corporate loyalty culture here is much weaker probably means that the impact won't be as bad, but the potential for a generation that is poorer, less motivated, and less active socially is definitely present.

    BTW, make sure your Chinese cook is a gourmet--a great Chinese cook can make lots of great food, but an ok Chinese cook makes food that is very greasy and salty, which tastes great once in a while but is monotonous (not to mention very unhealthy) if eaten regularly. Contrast that to an ok French or Italian cook, who makes food that isn't inspired but is still good to eat any or every day.

    1. Re:Culture shift in Japan by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Greasy and salty is some sort of bizarre regional variation. China is a huge place. The cooking styles are not even the same from region to region. It's not unknown for a happy couple to break up before marriage because she likes to cook sweet food and he can only eat spicy. Actually I find the basic Chinese diet to be quite healthy, as it is vegetables, rice (or other grain in such form as noodles), and a little bit of meat. You'll lose weight eating it every day, that's for sure.

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    2. Re:Culture shift in Japan by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Greasy and salty is some sort of bizarre regional variation.

      Yeah... American Chinese.

      Of course, that’s no different from American Mexican (greasy and salty), American Italian (greasy and salty), ... I think “gourmet” in his post could pretty easily be replaced with “authentic” without changing the meaning of his statement.

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    3. Re:Culture shift in Japan by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 1

      but [] a generation that is poorer, less motivated, and less active socially is definitely present

      Present!

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    4. Re:Culture shift in Japan by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      The three secrets of french cooking are:

      1. Butter
      2. Butter
      3. Butter

      I'm not sure that "ok" french cooking is really something you should strive to eat every day...

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    5. Re:Culture shift in Japan by ljgshkg · · Score: 1

      About "ok Chinese cook", from what I read (and what I know in real life), strangely, many Chinese cook are in a "cook culture" of gambling, smoking, and drinking lots of wine. Gambling is one thing. Smoking and drinking seriously hurt their taste ability, and hence even some "used-to-be-good" Chinese cook who're in those culture eventually make food that're too salty etc. (it's more like Cantonese cook, or south-south-east Chinese cook). There're cases that, after being told that it's too salty, they still can't taste it right. It's because their taste is already damaged. Unfortunate, it is.

      On the other hand, some very famous good cook who maintain a relatively healthy life style (ok, some do eat way too much, which is unhealthy, but that doesn't damage their taste), their taste is still extremely sensative when they're really old. Those people won't make food overly salty.

    6. Re:Culture shift in Japan by sznupi · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure, butter seems to have been somewhat absolved recently. Should help it how it's a lightly processed fat known & used for millenia vs. the thing promoted in its place for just a few generations; processed in a new way, for our organisms, and if anything coinciding with a rapid uptake of the ailments it was supposed to help with...

      Which accidentally aren't at all an epidemic among the French.

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  26. suicide in Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Japan has one of the highest suicide rates in the world. Coincidence? I think not.

  27. Love Plus Resort by secolactico · · Score: 4, Funny

    Judgind by the picture, the resort is located in the picturesque Uncanny Valley.

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  28. Business idea...it's mine, I patent it by OnePumpChump · · Score: 1

    Virtual Pet Groomer

  29. Why? by jewishbaconzombies · · Score: 1

    Because JAPAN that's why!

  30. I dated a Robot by L053R · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there a Futurama on this?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Dated_a_Robot

    Marilyn Monroebots are not for dating...

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    1. Re:I dated a Robot by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I've got a friend and he's a robot man
      I've got a friend, he's a computer man

  31. "Best women in the world" by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

    I think by this you mean "most tolerant of male bad behaviour." This is not a feminist definition of "best". In terms of overall national achievement, I think the French might want to make some claims.

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    1. Re:"Best women in the world" by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can leave now

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    2. Re:"Best women in the world" by aristotle-dude · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I think by this you mean "most tolerant of male bad behaviour." This is not a feminist definition of "best". In terms of overall national achievement, I think the French might want to make some claims.

      Collect your balls on your way out. I assume that you keep them in a sack around your neck. Do you realize that feminism has nothing to do with seeking equality and is really misandry? If you are a male and you support feminism then you are a traitor to your gender and you really do not love women either but rather fear them.

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    3. Re:"Best women in the world" by Macgrrl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm a feminist and most of my friends are guys. I'm also married and am the primary breadwinner in our household.

      I don't want my husband to be m doormat anymore than I believe that I should be his. It's a partnership.

      The impression I get from your posting is that you don't believe men and women can have a relationship on an equal footing. I am sad for you and your narrow world view.

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  32. They're willing to share too... by crovira · · Score: 1

    Every disease they've ever encountered, every sore, cut, bruise, concussion and contusion is there for the same low asking price.

    YUCK! (As apposed to Yuki. ;-)

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  33. Is it really surprising? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, anything that has Sakura Tange as a voice actress is worth all of my money and then some. But really, it's not that surprising. There's a reason this stuff is popular over there (and gaining popularity elsewhere), and that's because it has a huge appeal to the kind of recluses that develop from a culture that demands perfection

  34. Half good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a male, I wouldn't mind poking some steamed buns, but I can't imagine any woman who'd want to toy with fish sausages.

  35. Nobody should ask ... by crovira · · Score: 1

    why I don't go to restaurants anymore.

    The choice is extremely expensive or FDA approved. (Greasy, salty preservative laden crap filled with unpronounceable components [I don't dare call them ingredients.])

    I'll stick to my organic veggies.
     

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    1. Re:Nobody should ask ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear a new restaurant opened that I think might be just for you! It's called the "Smug Elitist".

    2. Re:Nobody should ask ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      why I don't go to restaurants anymore.

      The choice is extremely expensive or FDA approved. (Greasy, salty preservative laden crap filled with unpronounceable components [I don't dare call them ingredients.])

      I'll stick to my organic veggies.

      Good idea

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    3. Re:Nobody should ask ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I'll stick to my organic veggies.

      Good idea

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  36. I have a virtual relatioship... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...with cowboy neal.

  37. Re:What some of these things do. by Xerolooper · · Score: 1

    I've learned some good tricks and skills over the years, but NO MAN can make his dick do what some of these things do...

    Let me help you with that.(not safe for work)
    http://www.dealextreme.com/products.dx/category.1106
    Need I say more?

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  38. WTF?! by Type44Q · · Score: 1
    And I thought Japan was a fucked-up place when I grew up there in the 70's... holy shit!

    Anyway, if this works, they need to roll it out in the Middle East and Utah, to placate all the men who can't lure multiple wives and are thus left with none. :P

  39. This should be used for actual dating by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    They should create "virtual" people based on their customers, have them date each other's avatars while communicating with each other - and if they like each other, hook them up in real life...

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  40. slashdot heaven? by slick7 · · Score: 1

    Slashdot nerds now have a place of their own. Rosie Palm move over.

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  41. The Great Depression Is Our Lives by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

    Fuck virtual girlfriends. We need to restrain these guys Clockwork Orange style in front a 10' plasma screen that continously replays Fight Club.

  42. Lack of female customers by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Since this is not a gay resort, its lack of female customers would put a serious crimp into your plan.

    And in some ways, I think the customers don't want a real woman. Contrary to what some think, women are available. Just not on the terms these guys want. Real women got real brains, their own opinions, their own desires.

    And AI with a mood can be easily satisfied because that is how it has been programmed. The puzzle is solvable and not all that hard to figure out because else the puzzle (love sim) wouldn't sell.

    It is part of why MMO's work so well. We all like to accomplish someday, level up. In real life that is hard and very unpredictable. But log into WoW and you can see exactly how many minutes of grinding you have left to next promotion.

    Same with love games, they got little hearts that fill up if you do it right (or so I am told). there are walkthroughs, cheats but most of all, the computer program can be shut off.

    Real women not so easily. Well not without the police starting to ask questions and as for restarting them... you just can never get a thunderstorm to pass over when you need one.

    And frankly, all this is nothing new. When you read older books or watch older tv-shows it is fairly common to have a character who lives with his/her sister for ever. The unmarried bachelor. The spinster. Tons of people never get married. A large percentage of males never reproduces. It just doesn't fit with the image modern media serves us, but society on the whole has done quit well with a lot of people not taking part in reproduction.

    In a way, modern media makes it even harder. Everyone is brought up with this vision of true love and rampant passion between beautifull people who live in spacious houses and never have to work a boring jobs all hours of the day just to make ends meet.

    People see one reality on tv, see their own reality and choose the fake one. Sad but the human race will survive.

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  43. amazing... by fattmatt · · Score: 1

    this is going to be the first time a real world location is slashdotted!

  44. Honey pot. by sidragon.net · · Score: 1

    This facility is designed to identify men who should never reproduce.

  45. CLAMP's Manga/Anime Chobits by hikaru2895 · · Score: 1

    CLAMP's Manga/Anime Chobits shows possible relationships between humans and "persocoms" or personal computers shaped like human beings.

    In one scene, a wife finds herself locked out of her home by her husband, because he was so "involved" with his female persocom that he locked the door to the apartment for the night because he forgot his wife hadn't returned home yet.

  46. It's a stock photo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... An ugly stock photo. See the official game site:
    http://www.konami.jp/products/loveplus/info.html

  47. Vibrators? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I assume vibrators feel better. What's the difference between a girl using a vibrator and a man using a robot?

  48. I can hear all you /.ers fapping away frantically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FAP FAP FAP!!!

  49. Whenever I feel lonlely... by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

    Now I can always tell myself: Hey, maybe I'm a lonely American guy (sadly true these days), but it could be soo much worse: I could be a lonely Japanese guy! Wow, that sounds depressing as hell! The saddest thing I do is... post on Slashdot, I guess! I thank the Japanese for helping me realize just how far from the rock bottom I really am!

    1. Re:Whenever I feel lonlely... by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      Dude, you can't even see the rock bottom from here :)

      When I lived in Japan I actually went to Atami once, with an actual living, breathing female. It's a nice place; I can't help but think that it's a less nice place with all those creepy otaku types around.

  50. It was EARTH! by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    No thanks, I'd rather stay here and make out with my Monroe-bot.

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  51. Virtual spend-thrift by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1
    So what happens when the dude gets married to the virtual girl friend, who maxes out all of your joint virtual credit cards, and then you get a virtual divorce where you are taken to the virtual cleaners?

    And the worst part is, when all is done, you are left with virtually nothing.

  52. You can laugh but I'm not eating by crovira · · Score: 1

    chemicals and a bunch of crap that gives agribusiness near eternal shelf-life while giving me nothing but tasteless greasy, salty pap in return.

    Remember eating real bread? (I'll be baking my own bread again when the weather gets cooler.)

    Remember eating "Wonder Bread"(TM)®?

    The only thing I wondered about is "What the fuck is this tasteless white congealed spooge?"

    Then again, I only have to think about what passes for beer in America and I know that American taste buds are hopelessly deficient.

    They eat homogenized peanut butter that consists mainly of salt. Read the indredients list on a jar of Skippy's(TM)® and get depressed.

    Then read the ingredients list on a jar of Schmucker's Jam(TM)®. WTF is in that shit?

    Peanut butter should consist of peanuts and jam should consist of fruit and a little sugar.

    But no! ... The FDA says that's not good enough because the shelf life into the next millennium.

    So what if its no longer bears any resemblance to the original food?

    Penn Gilette can kiss my starfish.

    If the fat fuck keeps on eating FDA recommended shit, I'll out live him by decades and have more fun doing it too.

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    1. Re:You can laugh but I'm not eating by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Dude, you have some sort of one-issue blindness. It sounds like from your comments you have a beef against the FDA. I've seen insane rants against the IRS, White House, and Pentagon, but the FDA? Come on man, get a better opponent, there are dozens of three-letter agencies to choose from.

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  53. Kewl! I got a seat in paradise... :-) by crovira · · Score: 1

    I'm so glad.

    I even have a little folding cash left over for travel to Dallas in winter and Montréal in summer.

    P.S.Its a lot easier if you take care of the biggest expense (mortgage) first.

    Its becomes easier to live on a pension and do your own cooking.

    The spouse you can still stand after 30 years just requires some diplomacy.

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  54. Addictive Game Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Love Plus is actually a pretty interesting phenomenon. Not only has this game induced at least one player to marry one of the characters, it has also managed to destroy existing real relationships, as the player gets too absorbed into the game to give attention to their significant other. You should be able to find descriptions of such occurrences, with a bit of Google use. This game seems like it has been very well engineered to be addictive. If my Japanese was a bit better, I might try it, just out of curiosity... Or maybe not. I mean, I wouldn't try heroin either...

  55. One issue blindness? Maybe but its not for me... by crovira · · Score: 1

    The thing is what's at issue here?

    I personally don't eat based on what the FDA says (its not aimed at me anyway.)

    But I find it reprehensible that people delude themselves into thinking that FDA recommendations are honest (FDA: "This stuff is good for ya...") when they're anything but (FDA: "Here ya go Cargil or Koch or Monsanto, your shit will keep on a shelf even longer.")

    Its the same kind of stupidity as thinking that Kilby and Noyce got their Nobel prize for inventing the silicon chip. Wrong!

    They got it for solving the interconnection problem. The components, resistors, capacitors, transistors can be silicon, germanium, whatever... The substrate can be silicon, germanium, whatever. They deserved and got the Nobel prize for figuring out how to vapor deposit wires between them.

    And don't get me started on data objects. The data objects play exactly the same role as IC components. A data base should be both the data objects AND the connections (and the relationships) between them. Do databases have anything for keeping connections and relationships? NO! You're lucky if they even have stored procedures (the wrong of implementing these by the way.)

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  56. Japanese Wife by nukenerd · · Score: 1

    Fine, as long as you are happy with A cup.