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Facing Oblivion, Island Nation Makes Big Sacrifice

Damien1972 writes "Kiribati, a small nation consisting of 33 Pacific island atolls, is forecast to be among the first countries swamped by rising sea levels. Nevertheless, the country recently made an astounding commitment: it closed over 150,000 square miles of its territory to fishing, an activity that accounts for nearly half the government's tax revenue. What moved the tiny country to take this monumental action? President Anote Tong, says Kiribati is sending a message to the world: 'We need to make sacrifices to provide a future for our children and grandchildren.'"

360 comments

  1. Accordians:hunting::the french:war by biryokumaru · · Score: 0, Troll

    How does this protect their children and grandchildren?

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    1. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by persicom · · Score: 1

      In theory, we'll be so pissed off that we can't fish that we'll do something about global warming that will save them.

    2. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by HungryHobo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Presumably it ensures that there will still be decent fish stocks in the area in decades to come.

    3. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by icebike · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or, since no one can fish, they will move away from low lying Kiribat and there will be fewer people to be swamped by rising sea levels.

      Daft.

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    4. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by fluffy99 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Having RTFA, it looks like they are taking measures to protect the corals from fisherman with the hope that the gesture will generate awareness and sympathy (ie money) towards their plight. It also hints that by establishing a preserve, they hope to increase tourism to offset the financial loss.

    5. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by GiveBenADollar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ahh, so what does that have to do with rising sea levels? If it's only about conserving their cash crop then it makes sense, but when you tie it into global warming it gets screwy. Also how does stopping all fishing in these areas really help it any better then limiting fishing? This article is poorly written at best, anyone care to shed some light on this from other sources?

    6. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Elektroschock · · Score: 1

      Or like that. Basically, maybe law enforcement is not very strict there.

    7. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by NFN_NLN · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      How does this protect their children and grandchildren?

      They'll be so poor and hungry that sex will be the last thing on their mind. Less sex, less children. Problem solved.

    8. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They'll be so poor and hungry that sex will be the last thing on their mind.

      It doesn't work that way.

    9. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by jd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And since tourists are more likely to want to go to places not drowned, they're also quite nicely snagging interested elements in the tourist entry to back them. It's actually quite ingenious and although it's unlikely to succeed to the point of saving their nation, it might well be the point at which eco-tourism becomes a significant movement. Or perhaps not - that's the danger of futurology, the future is too damn uncertain to make accurate predictions on what will happen.

      The most important aspect of this, though, is the incredible gamble of present-day unreliable income in the hopes of securing a future stable income. Politicians are not noted for being up on long-term thinking, when short-term goals offer them rewards right then and there. This is actually quite remarkable, regardless of what happens, and I am greatly impressed.

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    10. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by gandhi_2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Which is why Africa is doing so w... wait. What?

    11. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Suki+I · · Score: 1

      It helps irrational people feel better.

    12. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having RTFA, it looks like they are taking measures to protect the corals from fisherman with the hope that the gesture will generate awareness and sympathy (ie money) towards their plight. It also hints that by establishing a preserve, they hope to increase tourism to offset the financial loss.

      They want to be the Palestinians of the Pacific? That makes more sense than anything else in the article, I suppose.

    13. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Having RTFA

      This is simply unacceptable behaviour.

    14. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      It doesn't since once the country is underwater and everyone leaves, the country, and the no-fishing zone, cease to exist.

    15. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually it's the other way around. Well developed countries with higher income per capita, have fewer children, their growth is caused by immigration.

    16. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Worse, by taking fish out of the water, you make the water level go down (see Archimedes' principle), counteracting rising sea levels.

      A fishing ban will only make the sea rise faster.

    17. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by HungryHobo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm guessing TFA is talking about fishing rights sold to other countries or companies.
      not local fishermen.

    18. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by x_IamSpartacus_x · · Score: 1
      I RTFA too and I think they are actually doing something different. It looks like they consider closing off the marine area to fishing a conservation effort in and of itself and that they are protecting the wellbeing of the planet by doing so.

      Over the past two years, President Tong has brought together 16 Pacific Ocean nations to develop the initiative, which seeks to maintain ocean health by improving management of fisheries, protecting and conserving biodiversity, furthering scientific understanding of the marine ecosystem, and reducing the negative impacts of human activities.

      Whether you agree that closing this fishing area is good for the planet or not it looks like they are doing this because they want to do their part in keeping earth healthy and they consider this to be it, not to generate awareness or bring in tourists.

    19. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by HungryHobo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      because stopping all fishing in an area is far more effective?
      It's harder to police quotas than an outright ban in certain areas.
      They could have decided that over the next few decades their government is going to need more money so if they stop all fishing in large sections of their national waters they can increase their future income?

    20. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      They know that their country is doomed. But before it dies, they still have sovereign control over their waters, so they're exercising it for the long-term good of the planet. Think of it as a nation-state's last will and testament, leaving a nature preserve for those that will survive it.

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    21. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Rather than sacrifice the income... why couldn't they just use the money for desalinators... and then sell bottled water to pay for scuba gear, underwater human habitats, and contractors from the UAE to make more islands for them?

    22. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Teancum · · Score: 1

      The problem with tourism is that you need to have a link to the tourists.... something that Kiribati is definitely struggling with. Considering their population is right around 100k people and they are fairly distant from other parts of the world, and that their average annual income is quite low, there really isn't much to attract an airline to come to that part of the world in terms of delivering passengers. Yes, somebody can get there by boat, but that takes some extra effort.

      The article talks about how the government is hoping to negotiate with some airlines to establish a regular route at least to the "capital" of the country. They have an airport which can take the planes, but the economics really isn't there to justify the cost of the flights without some subsidies... something that country can ill afford as well.

      By traditional jetliner they are about two hours from Honolulu... the largest group of potential "tourists" that could get there. That also puts them within a reasonable distance by connecting flights from the USA and Japan, or make it a "day trip" for somebody who happens to be in Hawaii for some reason or another. The problem with that is trying to convince tourists that they should spend a few hundred extra bucks to go snorkeling in Kiribati instead of Maui. To the average tourist, there isn't really all that much difference other than you wouldn't have to worry about crowds in Kiribati. You also don't have the 5-star hotels of Honolulu.... not that I'm suggesting that a 5-star resort be built in Kiribati either.

      Major tourism hot spots like the Bahamas have the convenience of being fairly close to major metro areas (like New York City) and that going there definitely offers something different that the people can't get from home.

    23. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their children and grandchildren will have no food or work on the islands and will do the sensible thing and move.

    24. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Teancum · · Score: 1

      They want to be the Palestinians of the Pacific? That makes more sense than anything else in the article, I suppose.

      They could only wish to be that fortunate. The Palestinians happen to be in a hunk of land that is already occupied by another country, and in a region that has foundational ties to three of the world's major religions. Instead, these guys are getting forced off their land by neglect and indifference, not war, in a land that nobody wants except for them.

      I'm not saying that the Palestinians (originally the Philistines and still called that in Arabic) have had an easy lot in life either, but at least they know that they can at least pick up a gun to at least try to keep their homes. Kiribati is instead getting drowned so America and Europe can get cheap goods produced in Chinese factories. Sacrificing 100k people so 1 billion can live a "better" life is a good trade-off, isn't it?

    25. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fish ocean displacement theory?

    26. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Anachragnome · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Presumably it ensures that there will still be decent fish stocks in the area in decades to come."

      That would make sense.

      The citizens of Kiribati will always have the fishing grounds--flooding does not equate to total loss of rights and ownership--and as such, this move will simply put the value of those fishing-grounds in a sort of "Trust Fund" for future generations. They will need it--the debt from purchasing a new COUNTRY will not go away anytime soon.

      I think it is a great thing this country is doing--thinking about the welfare of future humans. We all need to do that a little more often then we do. Otherwise, I think we humans are pretty well fucked. There are far too many people willing to fuck over the future for a few bucks in the present.

      "Or, since no one can fish, they will move away from low lying Kiribati and there will be fewer people to be swamped by rising sea levels.

      Daft."

      Underwater is pretty low, yes. Unless you're a fish. That is the idea. A Fish "Savings & Loan", if you will. Everyone is leaving. If they lose the rights to the fishing grounds, they lose EVERYTHING. By maintaining the fishery, they maintain a link to their past, as well as a link to something real--fish. The FISH will be their claim to an ancestral land as well as a link to past cultural pastimes--fishing--regardless of where the existing population ends up.

      In essence, the children of Old Kiribati will go home to fish, and honor those ancestors that honored them with a future.
      Beautiful.

    27. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The locals are still allowed to fish there.

      Sorry to distract you from your conspiracy theory.

    28. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Apuleius · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Having RTFA, it looks like they are taking measures to protect the corals from fisherman with the hope that the gesture will generate awareness and sympathy (ie money) towards their plight. It also hints that by establishing a preserve, they hope to increase tourism to offset the financial loss.

      They want to be the Palestinians of the Pacific? That makes more sense than anything else in the article, I suppose.

      They just embarked on a gesture that will involve severe sacrifice on their part, and sent their leader to present a calm and mature message detailing their plight, in a way that is meant to arouse admiration and (one hopes) sympathy, instead of horror and revulsion. The Kiribatian approach is as un-Palestinian as a country could possibly be.

    29. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the title (not having RTFA nor RTFS), I pictured this island nation makes virgin sacrifices to the volcano god and all Kitibatian (Kiribatan? Kiribatinese? Kiribatish?) slashdotters have scattered and gone underground.

    30. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Sacrificing 100k people so 1 billion can live a "better" life is a good trade-off, isn't it?"

      Aren't we overdoing it a wee bit here?

    31. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Reaperducer · · Score: 1

      Sacrificing 100k people so 1 billion can live a "better" life is a good trade-off, isn't it?

      I can't believe that no one has replied with the "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few" quote yet. Slashdot is seriously losing its geek cred.

      Also it's worth noting that the Kirabati aren't being killed. Just displaced.

      Of course, you can have a nation of people without having a nation. Look at the Jews, or the Roma, or the Assyrians, or any other number of groups that lack land, but consider themselves a nation. I think the word for it is Diaspora, but I'm really far too tired tonight to check.

      The Kirabati can become the "Jews of the Sea." Hmm... that doesn't sound so appealing after all.

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    32. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by sznupi · · Score: 1

      If nobody cares about Kiribatian mythology, there could be always other things for the world to care about. Some resources perhaps? Guano deposits are most likely long gone, but I wonder - maybe coral reefs, while growing upward when the mountain below them subsides, trap inside significant amounts of guano? Strip mining of atols might be easy enough in close future...

      Hm. Yeah.

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    33. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      That's not true. Eventually those fish get eaten, whereupon they get turned into feces and dumped into the nearest drain. And as anyone who watched Finding Nemo knows, all drains lead to the ocean.....

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    34. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by sznupi · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...The Kirabati can become the "Jews of the Sea." Hmm... that doesn't sound so appealing after all.

      It really depends whether that will turn out to be atollers, drifters, smokers or...Ichthyus sapiens.

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    35. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      So it is more about isolationism than global warming?

    36. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worse, by taking fish out of the water, you make the water level go down (see Archimedes' principle), counteracting rising sea levels.

      A fishing ban will only make the sea rise faster.

      Insignificant differences are insignificant.

    37. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by DrEasy · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't picking voluminous fish out of water help keep the water level from rising? ;)

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    38. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Worse, by taking fish out of the water, you make the water level go down (see Archimedes' principle), counteracting rising sea levels.
      A fishing ban will only make the sea rise faster.

      This is why I support a Manhattan project to put more sponges in the worlds oceans. There you go, problem solved.

    39. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by samoanbiscuit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From the title (not having RTFA nor RTFS), I pictured this island nation makes virgin sacrifices to the volcano god and all Kitibatian (Kiribatan? Kiribatinese? Kiribatish?) slashdotters have scattered and gone underground.

      It's written "i-kiribati" and pronounced ee-keereebas, thats the adjective for that country. Also, don't knock the pacific island countries! Although poor and tiny, some countries have higher phd/capita ratios than the US (although it's mostly in humanities disciplines).

    40. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by grcumb · · Score: 4, Informative

      Over the past two years, President Tong has brought together 16 Pacific Ocean nations to develop the initiative, which seeks to maintain ocean health by improving management of fisheries, protecting and conserving biodiversity, furthering scientific understanding of the marine ecosystem, and reducing the negative impacts of human activities.

      Whether you agree that closing this fishing area is good for the planet or not it looks like they are doing this because they want to do their part in keeping earth healthy and they consider this to be it, not to generate awareness or bring in tourists.

      Thank you for understanding. The Pacific nations who stand most to lose from global climate change are making a symbolic gesture: They're saying, in effect, "Even though we have less than the rest of the world, we at least are willing to take action to protect the world's ecosystems."

      Implicit in this action is the question, "So what have you done for the planet lately?"

      Remember back in Copenhagen, it was neighbouring Tuvalu who exposed just how much of a farce the gathering was by leading a walk-out on the second day. They deliberately timed it early in the conference so that the negotiations among the largest nations didn't steal their thunder. With a bit of principle and a canny sense of timing, they controlled an entire news cycle.

      Pacific nations are becoming increasingly adept at the politics of public opinion. They know they have no clout whatsoever on the world stage, and very little economic or geopolitical leverage, so the only alternative left to them is the noble gesture.

      (Cute anecdote - The globe in the foyer of the main meeting venue in Copenhagen featured a huge hanging globe. The creator of the globe had, however, neglected to draw in all of the tiny Pacific islands. The Prime Minister of Tuvalu, seeing this, asked UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon, "So I take it this is a representation of the UN's climate action plan?")

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    41. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This will of course be partially offset by the increase in fish poop...

    42. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by BraksDad · · Score: 2, Insightful

      adding insult to injury, pulling fish (and nets) out of the water brings water with them. this water evaporates helping form additional clouds that can reflect light from the sun and also help cool the earth. OH, the humanity!!!

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    43. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't mention the waste expanding the land....

    44. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by lonecrow · · Score: 1

      They took 150,000 square kilometers of fishing grounds and put them into a conservation area. So no they didn't stop fishing, they increased the size of their conservation area. Saving that resource for their children and grandchildren. Its the same principal applied in other areas. Leave the fish a place to breed in safety in order to ensure a supply for the future.

      They are only some of the first to be feeling the effects of climate change so dramatically and I for one am impressed by their response.

      So the number of large scale events likely linked to climate change grows and grows
      -Pine beetle infestations in BC Canada
      -Floods in Pakistan
      -Civil strife (genocide?) in the Sudan
      Any more on this list?

      The really interesting event will be the flooding of the Mekong river delta with salt water. Say goodbye to a large portion of Rice from the Asian market.

    45. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      Hunt a whale, lower the sea!

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    46. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      iKiribati ?

      Doesn't Apple have a trademark on that?

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    47. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're simple island folk. They probably believe in all kinds of myths, from global warming, to less fishing stopping global warming, to voodoo.

    48. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by samoanbiscuit · · Score: 1

      Hehe, I think the I-kiribati name has been around a millenium or so longer than Apple Inc...

    49. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by wisty · · Score: 1

      Well, forcing the economy to slow down gracefully is better than a boom, bust, and extinction. Neoclassical economists (who are theologically opposed to the concept of busts) don't like this idea. They say: "Short-term growth is good, because it gives you a higher base for future growth." But the world doesn't always work like that - as the guys who used to live on Easter Island.

    50. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by korean.ian · · Score: 2, Informative

      Kiribati has two international airports - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_airports_in_Kiribati

    51. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Cwix · · Score: 1

      I believe that apple has a trademark on the letter "i" . I expect they will be contact both of us shortly to arrange royalty payments to them, for even using the letter.

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    52. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by nizo · · Score: 1

      All fairly irrelevant once they cease to exist.

      Any countries volunteered to allow the residents refuge yet?

    53. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Yes, look up the wikipedia articles on those airports.

      The one looks like it has service to Honolulu, and just about nowhere else. The other has service to a whole bunch of places I haven't heard of but which are apparently international.

      No doubt you can get there by plane, but the convenience level isn't going to be high.

      In any case, one would have to be a VERY dedicated eco-tourist to visit someplace like this. It would be like going to the jungles in Brazil to go spelunking. Chances are that won't attract the same crowd as the typical US cave which has a billboard up on the local interstate.

      As the parent suggested - if people want to surf and look at fish they already have Hawaii, which they'd probably have to fly through anyway to get there. Hawaii is already considered a fairly extravagant vacation in the US anyway, since even California is a pretty long flight away.

      Most tourists want to go someplace to have fun and relax. Sure, if they could also do a day-trip from their resort to a natural reef I'm sure many would find that interesting. However, I doubt more than a few are going to travel to someplace like this for vacation.

    54. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by ooshna · · Score: 1

      Yeah but they send there people to the US to get those phds.

    55. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by ooshna · · Score: 1

      All it takes is one stubborn old man living in a really tall tree house.

    56. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by ooshna · · Score: 1
      Your list is a really bad one.

      The beetles could also be blamed on the control of natural forest fires which would have helped get rid of older trees that they could borrow deeper into to escape the winter temps

      Pakistan had a major flood back in the 60's too

      And come on blaming global warming for Darfur is like blaming the art school that denied Hitler for the Holocaust

      No the real interesting event is going to happen when those crazy kick ass Mr. Freeze winds start knocking planes from the sky

    57. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by samoanbiscuit · · Score: 1

      Umm no, sorry. While they're in no way close to a Harvard or an Oxford, they're better than most diploma mills that give phds to AGW deniers (sorry, I couldn't use skeptic next to those words, it would disgust me too much).

    58. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by MakinBacon · · Score: 1

      I can't believe that no one has replied with the "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few" quote yet. Slashdot is seriously losing its geek cred.

      You must not watch much Star Trek, or else you'd know that at least 9 out of every ten times when a Vulcan invokes that proverb, the captain end up risking the entire ship to save him.

    59. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by MakinBacon · · Score: 2, Informative

      By the Kelvin statement of the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics, we can expect that the feces will have a smaller mass than the fish.

    60. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by ooshna · · Score: 1

      So everyone goes to those 3 schools. They must be huge to turn out so many famous scientists and professors. And hey leave the UoP out of this.

    61. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by sholsinger · · Score: 1

      By that logic, we should start taking large shipping vessels and warships out of the water because their displacement is causing rising sea levels.

    62. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by samoanbiscuit · · Score: 1

      So everyone goes to those 3 schools. They must be huge to turn out so many famous scientists and professors.

      I suspect a comprehension fail in your post. Either you're subliterate (judging from your spelling mistakes, etc) or just determined to be right. Those are just the three largest and most well known tertiary institutions in the south pacific. Nowhere did I say they "turn out so many famous scientists and professors". That aside, I fail to see the point of this thread now, your replies to my posts have no content, only dismissive insults that reveal more about your limited world-view than anything else.

    63. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by ooshna · · Score: 1

      Damn right I have a limited world-view I'm an American. I suspect a lack of comprehending sarcasm on your part not understanding I was kidding. I mean why else would I defend University of Phoenix?

    64. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      But they no longer get revenue from the foreign fishing fleets.

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    65. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      It's a scam.

      If "rising sea-levels" were causing reclamation of coastal low-lands in any significant proportion? Then Florida would have joined Atlantis, already.

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    66. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

      But the world doesn't always work like that - as the guys who used to live on Easter Island.

      Exactly. They made numerous, poor economic decisions once their heads got too big.

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    67. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - Russian heat wave

      But there have been unusual heat waves and precipitation events in many places over the Northern Hemisphere this year.

    68. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      They remind me of the Flagellants that went around during the plague in the mid-14th century, whipping themselves as some kind of penance in an effort to appease God. And just like during the plague the effort is useless and quite unnecessary. I mean, sure, a little fish husbandry is a good and responsible thing to do but to shoot yourself in the foot because you buy wholesale into a theory that has by no means been proven is ridiculous.

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    69. Re:Accordians:hunting::the french:war by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      'Implicit in this action is the question, "So what have you done for the planet lately?"'

      I guess cutting your own throat is the ultimate gesture?

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  2. Huh? by persicom · · Score: 3, Funny

    so we wait until they drown and then fish?

    1. Re:Huh? by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      Sadly, yes. because they aren't going to have an children or Grand children.

    2. Re:Huh? by BinBoy · · Score: 1

      so we wait until they drown and then fish?

      As a bonus, there will be an extra 313 square miles of fishing area.

  3. Unfortunately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Corruption is much louder than their message.

  4. Good luck ... by jaroslav · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wish the people and governments of these island countries well and I certainly think they should try whatever they can to get attention for their plight, but the lesson learned in COP15 is that the major industrial powers of the world are not willing to make major changes in their greenhouse gas emissions. And basically the rest of the world can't do a damn thing to make them.

    1. Re:Good luck ... by AnonymousClown · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Poor countries like these will be the first to go in terms of collapse. Eventually, it'll catch up to us and then and only then will it be taken seriously. Of course it'll be too late and we'll be taking horribly drastic actions - forced abortions, forced migration, impoverishment of the populace for examples.

      The biggest thing I've seen for the resistance towards human caused global climate change isn't the science (the criticism is just an excuse), it's the fear of wealth transfer - people in rich countries are afraid their money will be taken by the UN to compensate small countries like Kirbati. I have doubts about the UN's competency myself, btw.

      Basically, I get the impression in the West that we want to shit in others yards, eat their cake and keep ours. It's really not a moral failing of Westerner (read White), but a human failing - if the South Pacific Islanders got developed before us, they'd be doing the same thing.

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    2. Re:Good luck ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it's been happing for millennia: eroding volcano peaks are what made Hawaii, and why their smallest islands are so small, they erode. I'm curious to find out how much of the island's shrinkage or loss or due to erosion, and how much is due to rising oceans.

    3. Re:Good luck ... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Most people do not consider India, China and Brazil as the major industrial powers of the world (although you could certainly make the argument that they are).

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    4. Re:Good luck ... by feepness · · Score: 2, Funny

      Most people do not consider India, China and Brazil as the major industrial powers of the world (although you could certainly make the argument that they are).

      When you see it, you'll shit BRICs.

    5. Re:Good luck ... by Reaperducer · · Score: 1

      Because the PIIGS already had theirs.

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    6. Re:Good luck ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll go further: These island nations are screwed. The major countries like the US and China and middle powers like Canada (my country) won't make major changes in greenhouse emissions. They (we) are just too scared and selfish.
      The fishing ban is a cool gesture. The reality though is that in the corporate boardrooms of the multinationals the thinking is like this: "Once those island nations are completely flooded out their territorial rights and fishing bans won't mean much. That's the time we rush in and take all the fish."

    7. Re:Good luck ... by myrikhan · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia to the rescue: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BRIC

    8. Re:Good luck ... by samoanbiscuit · · Score: 1

      There are no rivers on the kiribati islands, and large barrier reefs keep away most wave action from the atolls... Any shrinkage would be due to either the ocean floor sinking out from under the island, or the more plausible cause, global warming causing sea levels to rise... Why are you comparing volcanis islets in hawi'i to reef formed atolls?

    9. Re:Good luck ... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I don't know. I bet most people in China and India see themselves as major industrial powers of the world. You've got a good start towards "most people" right there.

  5. Of course by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 0, Troll

    What do you expect from a bunch of island savages?

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    1. Re:Of course by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      Wow. Someone's sarcasm/humor detector is broken.

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    2. Re:Of course by Jaxoreth · · Score: 1

      Wow. Someone's sarcasm/humor detector is broken.

      Ha ha, well played!

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  6. Never thought I'd hear that name again... by Tragek · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Quite enjoyed J. Maarten Troost's The Sex Lives of Cannibals which takes place on the island of Kiribati. A great beach book.

    It's interesting to hear the government making a commitment like this. As the article has the president saying: "One million is 1+1+1 and so on. Every person and every action is important." Too often forgotten methinks. The cynic in me is losing out today; facing extinction of their islands, I can hope enough that they're sincere, and they others will listen.

    1. Re:Never thought I'd hear that name again... by Tragek · · Score: 1

      *islands. Islands. Plural. Many islands.

    2. Re:Never thought I'd hear that name again... by icebike · · Score: 1

      Quote:
      "It's interesting to hear the government making a commitment like this."

      Commitment?

      You mean pointless gesture more harmful to their own people than anything else?

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    3. Re:Never thought I'd hear that name again... by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wait, they're cannibals? I guess that explains why they can get by without fishing.

    4. Re:Never thought I'd hear that name again... by GiveBenADollar · · Score: 1, Insightful

      But what does fishing have to do with global warming?! I'm going to stop running my water while brushing my teeth tomorrow as my way of fixing the hole in the ozone layer. There that problem's solved!

    5. Re:Never thought I'd hear that name again... by Nursie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, because trying to preserve fish stocks and marine habitats from today's massive overfishing is pointless. Clearly.

    6. Re:Never thought I'd hear that name again... by houstonbofh · · Score: 3, Funny

      Think bigger... Masturbate to support global climate change!

    7. Re:Never thought I'd hear that name again... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 0, Troll

      Republicans - gotta love 'em.

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    8. Re:Never thought I'd hear that name again... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2, Funny

      You fool! You'll cause an ice age!

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    9. Re:Never thought I'd hear that name again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Partisans - they can suck my dick

    10. Re:Never thought I'd hear that name again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll need a Republican Senator for that. Try the airport men's room.

    11. Re:Never thought I'd hear that name again... by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      I think it's more of a long term investment.

      They're not forbidding all fishing, just large foreign commercial operations. Their own citizens can still fish.

      Short term, that should result in a beautiful place for tourism. Will probably be a wonderful place for diving, and if they can exploit that properly, they'll get some nice cash out of that.

      Long term, at this rate, pretty much everybody else around will overfish in their waters and panic. Then Kiribati could sell some of their now very plentiful fish for big $$$.

    12. Re:Never thought I'd hear that name again... by oldhack · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just knew something was fishy when they said they want more "tourists".

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    13. Re:Never thought I'd hear that name again... by ZigiSamblak · · Score: 1

      They used to be cannibals before they realised it wasn't sustainable. Now they are sending a message by only cannibalizing half the island.

    14. Re:Never thought I'd hear that name again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've already overpopulated the islands, spoiled or over used their fresh water, damaged their reefs,and depleted their fish stocks.

      It's pretty easy to make sacrifices when they've already fucked themselves over. They are hardly "setting the example" for the rest of us, since they are looking to the US for economic assistance (bailout) to fix their problems.

      I say the health of the local environment will improve drastically once the local human population dies out or leaves.

    15. Re:Never thought I'd hear that name again... by samoanbiscuit · · Score: 1

      I think the poet Wislawa Szymorska wrote a nice poem about how artifical country lines are, animals don't follow them, or oceans and clouds... We're all in this together on this blue mudball, and the depletion of fish stocks in the island territories surrounding kiribati will just cause some of the plentiful fish to disperse to less comptetitive waters, while marine pollution from outside will just diffuse across national borders like it does across a test tube...
      A beautiful gesture, but if things get as bad as you say in your last paragraph, they'll be screwed too...

    16. Re:Never thought I'd hear that name again... by unity · · Score: 1

      Great book, well worth a read. I most enjoyed the descriptions of the packs of dogs. Of him riding his bike, trying to bring a fish home from the market and having dogs attempting to take it from him. Or later, when he is riding in a truck with his dog.

    17. Re:Never thought I'd hear that name again... by mpe · · Score: 1

      They're not forbidding all fishing, just large foreign commercial operations.

      Presumably these large foreign fishing companies will be commenting "You and who's navy?"

    18. Re:Never thought I'd hear that name again... by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      According to Wikipedia, Australia's and New Zealand's. They're also a member of the UN. And that would make for some awful PR as well. If I hear of any such a thing you can bet I'm not buying a single fish from whoever does it.

      But nice to know you have such a nice view of the world.

    19. Re:Never thought I'd hear that name again... by indytx · · Score: 1

      I just knew something was fishy when they said they want more "tourists".

      Don't you mean "Spamy?"

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    20. Re:Never thought I'd hear that name again... by Tragek · · Score: 1

      Though if you're not a fan of scatological humour, stay away, far away!

    21. Re:Never thought I'd hear that name again... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because trying to preserve fish stocks and marine habitats from today's massive overfishing is pointless. Clearly.

      It is pointless if something isn't done about oceanic over-acidification. So far we haven't even stopped causing the damage, let alone addressed actually repairing it.

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  7. Re:They're gonna feel like... by NFN_NLN · · Score: 5, Informative

    They're gonna feel like fools when the doom and gloom prophesies don't pan out.

    According to the South Pacific Regional Environment Program, two small uninhabited Kiribati islets, Tebua Tarawa and Abanuea, disappeared underwater in 1999.


    And in other parts of the world:

    -A tiny island claimed for years by India and Bangladesh in the Bay of Bengal has disappeared beneath the rising seas, scientists in India say.
    -Over the last century, sea levels have risen about 20 centimetres (8 in);[17][18] further rises of the ocean could threaten the existence of Maldives, being the lowest country in the world, with a maximum natural ground level of only 2.3 metres (7 ft 7 in), with the average being only 1.5 metres (4 ft 11 in) above sea level.

  8. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Improv · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If only we could get all the ostrich-minded lot like you to move there. Still, it'll be small consolation being able to say "I told you so" when it's going to affect the rest of us anyhow. In a more just reality, there'd be two planets, one that could be stewarded responsibly, and one that denialists could ruin.

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  9. Deaf ears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Getting the American marketers to stop getting the rapidly expanding middle class of China on the consumerism gravy train simply wont happen until something collapses.

    1. Re:Deaf ears by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Getting the American marketers to stop getting the rapidly expanding middle class of China on the consumerism gravy train simply wont happen until something collapses.

      The boom in China is dependant on an America willing and able to purchase their goods. The continuing erosion of the middle class in America means this boom for China may come to an end - In other words, you may get your 'collapse'...

  10. Atol Growth by WryCoder · · Score: 2, Informative

    Studies show that atols and coral islands maintain their height above sealevel. The coral grows upwards as sealevel rises.

    1. Re:Atol Growth by maeka · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Studies show that atols and coral islands maintain their height above sealevel. The coral grows upwards as sealevel rises.

      I'm not sure I understand how the dead skeletons of corals past, which are what makes up coral islands, are going to maintain their height above sea level by growing. Perhaps if they get covered by water for a few millennium new corals will attach themselves and grow upon the old? ;)
       

    2. Re:Atol Growth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GAH! blockquote fail.

    3. Re:Atol Growth by kylemonger · · Score: 1, Redundant

      an explanation of how atolls rise with sea level.

      http://wattsupwiththat.com/2010/01/27/floating-islands/

    4. Re:Atol Growth by maeka · · Score: 5, Informative

      You're (and the article) are talking about low-level atolls (not coral islands) which are mildly to unvegetated and not at all the type of atoll or island suitable for human habitation, thus not the subject of this discussion.

      Not to mention, atolls won't rise as fast as the sea. They will be under water for thousands of years before once again cresting. Nothing in your linked article successfully argues otherwise.

    5. Re:Atol Growth by BananaPeel · · Score: 1

      You seem to be making a few assumptions there about rate of growth and rate of sea level rise there.

    6. Re:Atol Growth by maeka · · Score: 1

      Considering corals don't grow above water I can sleep with those assumptions.

      The rest of the linked "article" is about sea-level changes balancing erosion vs depositing.

    7. Re:Atol Growth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends on whether they can keep up with sea level rise or not.

  11. So....what? by msauve · · Score: 3, Informative

    Does this somehow help them? The article doesn't say.

    How much of their fishing territory does this eliminate (article says 150,000 square miles, but doesn't mention the current total area)?

    Basically, the article is poorly written, even mixing units - square miles, then square kilometers. Has all the appearance of a "puff piece."

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    1. Re:So....what? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Has all the appearance of a "puff piece."

      Of course it is, it's just another "all you people living in rich countries (especially those in the U.S.) should feel guilty for living, look how these people are willing to sacrifice" piece.

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    2. Re:So....what? by GiveBenADollar · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, they lose a major source of food and income so many of the people starve while their leader can show the world how good he is. Kinda like the whole corn ethanol push, except the actual country making the change will be the one facing starvation. But hey, maybe they have plenty of cake.

    3. Re:So....what? by samoanbiscuit · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you'd RTFA, locals are totally allowed to fish, only large foreign companies are banned from fishing! I can't believe this was modded insightful. the point of this ban is to create a marine preserve out of kiribati territories, so even with the loss of their homes, they leave the earth a substantial patch of pristine (as possible) ocean...

    4. Re:So....what? by GiveBenADollar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do these foreign companies pay for fishing rights? YES! Is it a large part of their economy? YES! Is fishing the livelihood of many people on these islands? YES! But I guess the starvation of all the fishermen employed by these companies would have a positive environmental impact. Maybe they can all work at coconut farms instead.

    5. Re:So....what? by samoanbiscuit · · Score: 1

      You're an idiot if you think the foreign companies employ i-kiribati labourers on their fishing ships. And what a strawman it is talking about fishermen starving, you still have not comprehended that subsistence fishing is a WHOLE other activity compared to commercial fishing operations. You still cannot see how completely wrong you are on this issue. Anyone living in Kiribati can fish for food. It's foreign commercial licenses that have been banned, you know, for overfishing the fishing grounds, and giving back a minimal profit. And because they're a poor small country with a huge EEC mostly comprised of ocean, illegal fishing is widespread, meaning chinese and japanese fishing companies are getting fish without paying them anything at all. They SHOULD starve, or at least get better jobs. Your argument suggests that people should let robbers clean their homes out, because if not, the robbers would starve. Idiot.

    6. Re:So....what? by mpe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's foreign commercial licenses that have been banned, you know, for overfishing the fishing grounds, and giving back a minimal profit. And because they're a poor small country with a huge EEC mostly comprised of ocean, illegal fishing is widespread, meaning chinese and japanese fishing companies are getting fish without paying them anything at all.

      All they may be doing is throwing away the money they were otherwise getting by selling fishing permits. Those companies who were fishing illegally are unlikely to stop and some of these who were fishing legally may start to fish illegally. Without a navy to patrol the waters there is nothing to stop them...

    7. Re:So....what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And we don't know if the islands are actually sinking. It's as if no one has a brain anymore or that politics must drive all thought and reason. They see 1 thing, in this case oceans levels rising, and assume that it's because of "global what ever they want to call it" week(The name changes quite frequently because they have to change their models to fit their political agenda). It's like the old physics problems, are you really moving away from an object or is the object moving away from you. It all depends on which perspective you are looking at it from. People will say it doesn't matter because the end result is the same. It does matter because politics are involved today more than ever and completely driving this case in particular. And that's not right. It's all about control of people, money, and resources. It really has nothing to do with being "green", or "saving the planet". I'll say it again, the islands are probably sinking, the opposite of what they are visually assuming. They only look at it from the perspective that suits their political gain. It's the same thing happening in Venice which has been sinking for over 1000 years, but this week it's due to "global what ever they want to call it".

      I've always lived by a motto of "Leave it better than you found it". If more people would just do that, there would be no need for legislation, fake green political organizations, or the politics that only serve people that promote it. You see, YOU CAN be a conservationist without being a green nut job. It's OK. You don't have to tell anyone about how "cool" and "green" you are. You can just be; without placing a name on yourself. In fact you actually achieve more for your local habitat/community than you ever could by sending fake green organizations money. (which they use to drive suburbans and fly private jets around the world, but hey, they are really saving the planet!)

    8. Re:So....what? by samoanbiscuit · · Score: 1

      By making it a marine reserve, this encourages other countries and environmental NGOs to provide funding for patrolling that they wouldn't recieve if it were not a reserved area. This isn't Africa, the threat of reporting on these illegal operators is usually enough to deter them...

    9. Re:So....what? by noidentity · · Score: 1

      I understood it to help them by eliminating jobs, thus encouraging people to move elsewhere so that the island population decreased. That way there are fewer people so that any reduction in above-water land wouldn't be as much of a problem. Repeat until everyone's moved off the islands.

    10. Re:So....what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All pro global warming "articles" tend to be puff pieces these days. They've got to give the impression that it's actually a real threat. Next, they'll be using this as an example as to why we have to end every facet of normal life to combat the made up problem so that we can pay forced indugences to derivitives speculators. Yay.

  12. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Informative

    The doom and gloom prophecies for fish-stock collapses, at least, are pretty much already halfway through panning out.

  13. dont bother with google maps by FudRucker · · Score: 3, Interesting

    as far as google maps is concerned the islands have already sank in to the pacific

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    1. Re:dont bother with google maps by houstonbofh · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then I guess we can fish there.

    2. Re:dont bother with google maps by BlueScreenO'Life · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not really, but sure, if you search Kiribati it returns a location in the middle of the ocean rather than a specific island.

    3. Re:dont bother with google maps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can find it. As William Gibson wrote : "There's no "there", there."

    4. Re:dont bother with google maps by Matheus · · Score: 1

      Google does a piss poor job of centering their maps on location...

      Kiribati is there and labeled tho (and not *that far from when Google puts you and so far zoomed out you can't see the islands anyway)

      1.877639,-157.40593

      That should help.

    5. Re:dont bother with google maps by discord5 · · Score: 1

      Just don't rely on google maps to get there. You might be in for a surprise when there's an island where you want to go fishing.

  14. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    They've already been starting to pan out and once it becomes obvious to everyone, the Fox News and talk radio morons who now blabber continuously about the "global warming hoax" will find a Democrat to blame for the entire problem. Just as they blame the housing bubble and economic crash on Barney Frank (ranking opposition member of the House banking committee during 2002-2006 when the GOP controlled the WH and both houses of Congress), oh, maybe 100,000 times a day.

  15. the final solution by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Interesting

    >>>They're gonna feel like fools when the doom and gloom prophesies don't pan out.

    Not really. Even if 2100 arrives and nothing terrible has happened, they'll still benefit from a smaller population and abundant food supply. So it's a win-win solution.

    In fact I think population control, like China's 1 baby per family, will eventually become necessary... especially after oil becomes scarce and skyrockets to $1000/barrel (~$30/gallon of gasoline). Simply put either WE will impose population limits, or nature will do it for us (via starvation in the cities).

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    1. Re:the final solution by Suki+I · · Score: 1

      >>>They're gonna feel like fools when the doom and gloom prophesies don't pan out.

      Not really. Even if 2100 arrives and nothing terrible has happened, they'll still benefit from a smaller population and abundant food supply. So it's a win-win solution.

      In fact I think population control, like China's 1 baby per family, will eventually become necessary... especially after oil becomes scarce and skyrockets to $1000/barrel (~$30/gallon of gasoline). Simply put either WE will impose population limits, or nature will do it for us (via starvation in the cities).

      If your scarceness scare becomes reality the population will thin itself.

    2. Re:the final solution by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In fact I think population control, like China's 1 baby per family, will eventually become necessary... especially after oil becomes scarce and skyrockets to $1000/barrel (~$30/gallon of gasoline)..

      1) Why not move the excess population off-Earth? We're already talking about space tourism as a reality... it's not that big of a step from tourism to colonization, especially 90 years from now.

      2) Who says that gasoline will be a primary source of energy in 2100, let alone transportation? One would figure that by the time prices for gas rises to $10/gal (in 2010 dollars), the market itself would find a way to either create hyper-efficient engines, or folks will just replace their gas-powered cars with electric-powered ones.

      The funny part is, "WE" will likely begin limiting our own population anyway. You may notice that the more prosperous a country becomes, the lower the birthrates. At least half of the countries in Europe have birthrates lower than self-replacement right now... China is already facing a looming population drop as it is - a one-child policy, an over-abundance of males, and an aging demographic. These three factors will pretty much chop the numbers down pretty harshly by 2100. Even India is showing a (albeit slowly) declining birthrate.

      All in all, I suspect that world birthrates are going to come down anyway.

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    3. Re:the final solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow, great work! You've hit the not a real problem nail on the head. Ignoring inflation Oil will never be 1000/barrel. It could be synthesized from renewable energy for less then that. Hell, 5000/barrel is enough to make oil useful only as a chemical feedstock and gasoline very specialized power supply.

      Except the solution to population growth is giving people jobs, late night TV and a relatively conformable lifestyle. In 1st world nations the middle classes typically fall just below the ability to replace themselves with zero government intervention. Hell, in Japan and some northern European nations the opposite problem is true: Populations are decreasing. The only reason population growth continues at it's current rate is agricultural advancement moved faster then social and industrial. The more people you can give a 9 to 5 that pays 15 an hour, the better you will control population.

    4. Re:the final solution by backslashdot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Under the following achievable assumptions, I would actually like to see someone prove that we cannot sustain 100 billion humans for 100,000 years.

      1. We build enough solar panels to produce all the Earth's energy. Every home shall have solar panel roofs .. this would provide more than 7 times the world's current enrgy consumption. I can't find the link that proves this .. but if you google it you will find a site that shows covering an area in a desert the size of Rhode Island will provide all the Earth's energy needs (including the energy extracted from oil).

      2. We recycle all materials in solar or hopefully nuclear fusion power plants. Though for some minerals it's plain ridiculous to claim we'll run out .. for example .. 10% of the Earth's crust is Aluminum, claiming we will run out of Aluminum is like saying we will run out of sand or Silicon. Same thing with carbon with which we can make plastics .. though it may be cheaper to recycle.

      3. Nobody consumes more than 30 kilowatts of electricity a day (I consumed 15 in the winter when I lived in NY ..so 30 is generous)

      4. We set up solar or hopefully nuclear fusion powered desalination plants and pipe the water inland. All the salt form the water is saved and then remixed with the waste run off water and put back in the ocean .. this ensures there is no change in ocean salinity (even locally because it will be spread out in distro points).

      5. We setup up solar or hopefully nuclear fusion powered waste treatment plants that break up via incineration poisons into the constituent elements which can safely be returning remixed into the soil and mines from whence the original elements came.

      6. We produce the twelve essential proteins, carbohydrates, vitamins, and other nutrients artificially using energy .. the same way plants do it but without the toxins that plants use to prevent themselves from being eaten.

      7. On average we live in 3500 square foot homes with a 6000 square foot yard (or vice versa depending on preference).

    5. Re:the final solution by backslashdot · · Score: 1

      On point number 6, we can choose to have farms instead .. (since even if everyone owns 10,000 square feet of land .. there is still 4/5ths of the earths land area left to put farms on .. even after putting farms in .. we still have 50% of the land area on which to do nothing ..one human can live off the farm product of 20,000 square feet a year .. I calculated 10,000 sq based on crop yield and soil fertility assumptions .. assuming we recapture the minerals used to fertilize .. which isn't too hard to do).

    6. Re:the final solution by Klinky · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Which is exactly what he's saying... It's just the option that you want to do it in a controlled fashion or in a freefall? If you don't think that voluntarily curbing population is a good idea, then I guess you're suggesting involuntary(starvation, wars, disease) curbing is the better alternative? That or your suggesting the Earth is infinite and will never be depleted OR you don't really give a shit since Jesus is coming any day now...

    7. Re:the final solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      When alternatives become cheaper than oil we will be using those instead.

    8. Re:the final solution by Klinky · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're really suggesting shipping people off of Earth really being suggested is a valid alternative to curbing population growth? The amount of energy expended to develop either off-Earth colonies or terraform a planet would be astronomical, then count the energy expended just to leave earth orbit. I am all for off-Earth colonization in the spirit of science and exploration, but suggesting shipping billions of people off the Earth would be viable in the short or long-term is silly. Also it would suggest that we could let earth go to hell and just go use up some other planet.

    9. Re:the final solution by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>the more prosperous a country becomes, the lower the birthrates

      Yeah unless the government, like Japan's, does something stupid like paying people to have babies. As for moving off-world, there really is no place else to go except possibly Mars, and it doesn't exactly have lakes of free oil for its settlers to burn so they'd be dependent upon Earth for many centuries.

      I'm glad you have faith in a Magical solution popping out of nowhere, but I don't. Nothing we've come up with so far would sustain the US or EU's ~800 million persons at the current standards.

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    10. Re:the final solution by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>>>either WE will impose population limits, or nature will do it for us (via starvation in the cities).
      >>
      >>If your scarceness scare becomes reality the population will thin itself.

      I said that.

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    11. Re:the final solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Why not move the excess population off-Earth? We're already talking about space tourism as a reality... it's not that big of a step from tourism to colonization, especially 90 years from now.

      Well, it's a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.

    12. Re:the final solution by Teancum · · Score: 1

      $1000/barrel oil will never happen with the exception of hyperinflation that will make bread costing $1000 per loaf and minimum wage at $10k/hour.

      There are many ways to produce a barrel of oil synthetically... the most obvious being simply with algae and perhaps a touch of genetic engineering. Such petroleum also tends to have fewer traditional contaminates such as sulfur (Sulfur Dioxide is something you commonly smell near petroleum refineries... along with other "nasty" stuff).

      Population control like China's has some huge unintended consequences, most especially with the preferential selection for boys as opposed to girls within that culture. That will get fixed eventually, but in the meantime China has to decide what they are going to do with a couple hundred million excess men who will never be able to have a family with local women. It certainly makes it very tempting to send a group like that off to war, where losing a few million soldiers is no big deal. Are you sure you want to be on the blunt end of that army with the guns facing your direction?

      Besides, most of the industrialized nations are facing a massive population decline, including America. The only thing that is keeping the population of America growing at all is due to immigration, which even that isn't going to be enough by the year 2020, according to U.S. Census Bureau projections. Not only that, but a substantial amount of food is now simply getting destroyed by burning it up in the tanks of automobiles in the form of ethanol. That is perhaps one of the most wasteful ways to utilize land that would be much more useful simply feeding people. Besides, the world could easily feed 10x the current global population using existing farm practices and using existing land already under cultivation. The concerns about over population are greatly exaggerated.

    13. Re:the final solution by Teancum · · Score: 1

      Why the restriction on 30 kWh of electricity per day? (you need to add the "hours" to the unit as kilowatts is a unit of capacity, not energy consumed). Seriously.... this seems like a forced kind of living when it isn't necessary for what you are addressing here. I agree that there are some wasteful applications of energy, but that restriction just seems out of place compared to the rest of what you are proposing.

      Presuming that nuclear fusion reactors become common place in the next century, it seems like energy requirements are going to be the least of our concerns. Dispensing waste heat may be a big deal, and that may be the huge issue of the 21st Century. Hopefully we don't have to copy the idea from Isaac Asimov by erecting huge radiators that go into space on some tethers that throw the excess heat away from the atmosphere. That, to me, would be the ultimate upper limit in terms of how much per capita energy consumption there would be on the Earth. If you can figure out how to get rid of the excess heat, that number can go up dramatically.

    14. Re:the final solution by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      In fact I think population control, like China's 1 baby per family, will eventually become necessary

      Better hope that you are wrong, because such a policy is completely incompatible with the notions of freedom and self-determination.

      especially after oil becomes scarce and skyrockets to $1000/barrel (~$30/gallon of gasoline). Simply put either WE will impose population limits, or nature will do it for us (via starvation in the cities).

      Why are you so pessimistic? We already have the technology for nearly limitless energy production with little or no carbon footprint. Oil is nice -- particularly in mobile applications -- but I refuse to believe that the human race is incapable of innovating it's way out of peak oil.

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    15. Re:the final solution by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      The amount of energy expended to develop either off-Earth colonies or terraform a planet would be astronomical

      .... by modern day standards.

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    16. Re:the final solution by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Nobody consumes more than 30 kilowatts of electricity a day

      Al Gore does ;)

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    17. Re:the final solution by Suki+I · · Score: 1

      Yea, I just typed my response too fast. Too bad we don't have preview here eh?

    18. Re:the final solution by myrikhan · · Score: 1

      1) Why not move the excess population off-Earth? We're already talking about space tourism as a reality... it's not that big of a step from tourism to colonization, especially 90 years from now.

      Because it takes a HUGE amount of energy to lift things out of our gravity well. It is also a huge undertaking to create infrastructure for that excess population off planet.

      2) Who says that gasoline will be a primary source of energy in 2100, let alone transportation? One would figure that by the time prices for gas rises to $10/gal (in 2010 dollars), the market itself would find a way to either create hyper-efficient engines, or folks will just replace their gas-powered cars with electric-powered ones.

      The laws of thermodynamics place an upper limit on the efficiency of all engines, or all devices that convert energy from one form to another. This applies to "hyper efficient" engines, creating bio gasses from crops, electricity from nuclear power etc.

      Could someone who knows something about the current state of car engines comment on how much more efficient they can become?

    19. Re:the final solution by quacking+duck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The funny part is, "WE" will likely begin limiting our own population anyway. You may notice that the more prosperous a country becomes, the lower the birthrates. At least half of the countries in Europe have birthrates lower than self-replacement right now... China is already facing a looming population drop as it is - a one-child policy, an over-abundance of males, and an aging demographic. These three factors will pretty much chop the numbers down pretty harshly by 2100. Even India is showing a (albeit slowly) declining birthrate.

      Any surprise that religious extremists seem hell-bent on keeping their followers, especially women, uneducated and poor?

      I was going to expand on this to consider the implications of developed countries being too dependent on immigration to counter negative domestic population growth, but I was rather shaken at the realization it was leading to a far-right conservative perspective.

    20. Re:the final solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually it's a very good idea.

      The first ark ship will be for the important people. You know - politicians, RIAA and MPAA executives, and of course plenty of lawyers.

      Those will actual technical ability and the necessary skills will stay behind to continue work on the second ark ship, which will be faster and arrive before the fist so that the colony can be up and running by the time the important people arrive.

      Trust me, it will all work out just fine since telephone sanitizers are classified as technical specialists and will be shipping out on the second ark.

    21. Re:the final solution by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      The most obvious criticism is that you've completely underestimated the amount of energy required for your scheme. The fact that you got the units wrong was the first clue. Mentioning fusion was the other.

      30 kilowattHOURS might be a lot of electricity, but it is a tiny amount of energy, equivalent to about a gallon of gasoline. This amount might barely cover heating or cooling your 3500 square foot home every day, but it would leave nothing for transportation, desalination, recycling, food production, goods production, or other industry.

      Recycling takes quite a bit of energy: transporting materials to a central location, sorting, melting, etc.

      Desalination plants require huge amounts of energy. If they're solar powered, that means they have to be in low-latitudes, where most people won't live. In your scheme, "pip(ing) the water inland" means piping water uphill, also very energy-intensive.

      Have you considered how much energy it takes simply to maintain a solar panel farm the size of Rhode Island? To clean the panels? How much water? In a desert?

      How do you heat a house at night, in the middle of winter, with solar panels?

      Why would you mandate solar panels on houses in high latitudes?

      Giving each of 100 billion people 1/4 acre to live on would consume 2/3 of the world's land mass. Is there enough left over for transportation, industry, food production, nature?

      But, ultimately, the practical limitations of your proposal aren't even the biggest impediment. It doesn't really matter whether we "can" do what you're suggesting. Obviously with fusion the answer is "yes". The real question is "do we want to?"

      Because I, personally, don't really see the benefit in eating manufactured protein mush so that I can live with fewer resources surrounded by more people.

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    22. Re:the final solution by klui · · Score: 1

      Yes there is.

    23. Re:the final solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (1) World energy consumption = 15 TW with perhaps 1/6 of population "1st world"
      World solar panel production = 7.3 GW/year in 2009, doubling every 2 years
      World solar production in 2009 = 15 GW total
      Get to 15 TW in 2031, get to 6 x 15 = 90 TW by 2036 or so (assuming solar production keeps doubling every year, ignoring depreciation and non-photovoltaic solar).
      Get to 100b x 30 KW = 3000 TW by ~2047.
      Did that 30 KW/person include the desalination and waste recycling?
      All this assumes continual biannual doubling of solar panel production.
      This one could actually work out.
      [wikipedia World Energy Resources and consumption,
      http://www.solarbuzz.com/fastfactsindustry.htm]

      (2) Nobody has nuclear fusion working yet as an energy source.
      I hope it works though. The kind most likely to work is DT, which
      produces neutrons and low level waste. People are very very very
      stupid about radiation, so it may not fly politically, unfortunately.

      (3) World square miles of inhabitable land = 25m square miles = 697t sf (square ft)
      697t/100b = 6970 sf/person, just about enough for your 6000 sf/person yard,
      except you need farmland, watersheds, open space, roads, etc. so there's probably
      like 5-20% of that available for suburban homes.

      Cities with tall buildings would work though.
      Generally homes in cities are expensive. Think 400-800sf / person, no yard.
      [wikipedia "Earth" says 1/8 of earth's surface is inhabitable due to ocean,
      mountains, deserts, etc and it gives the total surface area as 510m sq km]

      (4) Present food production is perhaps 2x needs of the 7b people on
      earth now (generous, assumes a lot of waste, subsidies not to produce, etc).
      No guarantee we can multiply that by 8 to feed 100b.
      Oh, you said we'll produce food artificially using energy. Will that be
      as healthy as a steady diet of McDonalds? What will it taste like?
      I suppose we'll get good at growing yeast in vats and making it taste
      good, like in Foundation.
      [guess from newspaper articles, maybe it's 1.5x or 4x, doesn't matter]

      (5) Japan has 10x population density of USA. People there live in smallish homes
      (900-1300 sf) and they're a net food and energy importer. I think their density is
      lower than your 100b world population implies (873 people/sq mi, 32K sf/person,
      but that's total area not accounting for mountains, lakes, etc so the real number's lower).
      [wiki nations sorted by population density, wiki housing in japan]

      We might be able to pack 100b people on earth, and 20 adults into a mini cooper.
      As a "MTV Jackass" stunt, not as a permanent way of life.

    24. Re:the final solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Japan fell unsustainably far down that prosperity/birthrate trend, and have too much nationalism, racism, or common sense to replace the missing youth with immigrants; in light of that, paying for babies until their robotics are sufficiently advanced to care for their aging population seems quite reasonable, not stupid.

    25. Re:the final solution by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      There was a really good Frontline (or maybe it was Nova) episode on demographics in Japan. It is REALLY interesting stuff.

      It actually turns out that in the US we'd be paying people to have babies if it weren't for our high (legal) immigration rates.

      Japan has virtually zero immigration, which means that unlike the US and Europe its population is in rapid decline. If you visit Japan and leave the major cities you can go days without seeing somebody who is not ethnically Japanese. Even in Tokyo they are fairly few in number (relative to the population).

    26. Re:the final solution by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>...to care for their aging population seems quite reasonable, not stupid.

      No it was stupid. Creating more babies means Japan will be overpopulated and unable to deal with $1000/barrel oil when it arrives. A wiser coure would have been to allow de-population to continue, so that a Jpan with half as many people can better weather the coming storm. ----- As for the old people, freeze the taxrate on the young and cut the handouts for the old. The old are the richest segment of society (most own $200-300,000 homes plus a lifetime of savings) and should be able to care for themselves, rather than be a burden on the young who own next-to-nothing.

      Ultimately what we're seeing in Japan is what happens with all Ponzi Pyramid Schemes - they collapse. They are never sustainable no matter how many babies you make (because eventually the baby boom will retire and then THEY will collapse the system).

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    27. Re:the final solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh! I've wanted to do that for years :)O

    28. Re:the final solution by Klinky · · Score: 1

      Okay then what are future standards going to be & when is this magic fuel or energy source going to be created? There is no fuel or technology in the foreseeable future that would make blasting billions of people into space viable.

      If we suddenly find some sort of rainbow unicorn limitless fart power that would let us blast into space, then fine. But that's not very likely & doesn't make sense to be suggesting it as an alternative to conserving energy. Just because you can waste energy, doesn't mean you should.

    29. Re:the final solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you propose to move say a billion people off Earth? If you launched 1,000 people with each launch it would take 1 million launches. That would be 110 launches per day over a 25 year period. And that wouldn't even keep up with the world birthrate of around 390,000 per day*. I'm not sure it could ever be practical to depopulate the Earth unless we can perfect transporters (a la Star Trek).

      *World population = 7 billion, world birthrate 2005-2010 = 20.3/1000.
      (7,000,000,000 * 20.3)/1000 = 140,000,000 births per year/365.25 = 389,049 births per day

    30. Re:the final solution by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      There is no fuel or technology in the foreseeable future that would make blasting billions of people into space viable.

      200 years ago there was no fuel or technology on the horizon that could lift a heavier than air machine into the sky.

      If we suddenly find some sort of rainbow unicorn limitless fart power

      Wow, are you a professional pessimist?

      But that's not very likely

      Yep, I suppose you are.

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    31. Re:the final solution by drsquare · · Score: 1

      2) Who says that gasoline will be a primary source of energy in 2100, let alone transportation? One would figure that by the time prices for gas rises to $10/gal (in 2010 dollars), the market itself would find a way to either create hyper-efficient engines, or folks will just replace their gas-powered cars with electric-powered ones.

      Gas is already close to those prices in some parts of the world and electric cars are still not viable. And they're still reliant on oil for fertilisers and power generation.

    32. Re:the final solution by Klinky · · Score: 1

      I guess when you're floating down a river in a raft towards a waterfall you'll just go "200 years from now this raft will have hover technology", as you plummet to your death. Let me know in 200 years if your rainbow fart power solved problems in the here & now...

  16. Re:They're gonna feel like... by ugen · · Score: 5, Informative

    The claim about the island by India/Bangladesh was discussed here on /. recently and was shown to be total bunk.

    As of right now no island or territory had sunk due to rising sea levels.

    Any islands that have disappeared in the last 100 years or so did so due to erosion - either natural and slow or, on occasion, due to storms and hurricanes.

    As far as Kiribati goes, there is precisely 0 chance of them sinking due to rising sea levels. The real problem is the unregulated phosphate mining that essentially destroyed their island and, likely, undermined (pun intended) the natural strength of island formation. If it disappears beneath the sea - they can only blame themselves.

    Good on them for closing their waters to fishing, though. Of course with ever-increasing world population that wants to eat (go figure) that just means some other place will be over-fished.

  17. Re:They're gonna feel like... by timeOday · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They're gonna feel like fools when the doom and gloom prophesies don't pan out.

    It's not a "prophesy," it's a measurement. (Unless you think that trend will suddenly reverse for some unexplained reason?)

  18. Re:They're gonna feel like... by BitZtream · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Welcome to the cycles of nature.

    New land is being formed as well, and new islands, even with rising sea levels.

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  19. Re:They're gonna feel like... by gandhi_2 · · Score: 0

    It was better when we talked about pollution. Air and water quality, acid rain, ozone, etc. Now you all put your eggs in one basket with AGW. As the AGW hypothesis is shown to be flawed.... it makes the rest of the environmental movement look like liars.

    And there are many problems with the AGW hypothesis.

  20. I see a article full of speculation by codepunk · · Score: 0

    Plenty of speculation in the article, "facts" however are completely missing.

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  21. Insert nazi reference here _____ by durrr · · Score: 1

    Oil costing $1000 per barrel will happen if the dollar hyperinflates(then we can probably suspect $1billion/barrel) or if everyone stops using oil for anything for a few decades and you buy an authentic barrel of 2010 BP as a collectors item.
    Barring massive market manipulation, inflation or some semi-apocalyptic event there will never ever be a time when oil could rise to $1000 a barrel while our dependence on it is kept at a level similar to today. Long before it would hit that price it becomes economically viable to use non-fossile sources for all our hydrocarbon needs.

    Oh, and for nature to impose population limits for us she better start working now, because we're nowhere short of stopping technological advancements allowing us to be more than ever before, in increasingly smaller spaces. Heard about vertical hydroponics? It's like skyscrapers for plants, allowing us to grow more than ever before per square meter of earth surface. It's extremely unlike that we'll suddenly freeze the earth population at 6b, it's a pipe dream of the crazy enviromentalist lobby. By year 3000, we'll be a hundred billion people, on approximately the same footprint, with a higher standard of living.

    1. Re:Insert nazi reference here _____ by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >>>it becomes economically viable to use non-fossile sources for all our hydrocarbon needs.

      Like what? What could you possibly replace oil in the Trucks and Trains that move food/goods across the continent, and for less than $30/gallon? (And before you say hydrogen - virtually all of it comes from reformed oil, which will of course be scarce.)
      .

      >>>Oh, and for nature to impose population limits for us she better start working now, because we're nowhere short of stopping technological advancements allowing us to be more than ever before, in increasingly smaller spaces.

      Or not. You can't know that. We were supposed to have flying highways/cars by now, and yet they never happened. And unlimited energy that was free - that never happened either. As for Nature - it only took 2 years for it to decimate Europe to 1/3rd its previous population during the Black Plague. (The continent had been over-populated and barely surviving.)
      .

      >>>By year 3000, we'll be a hundred billion people

      Asimov described that future in Caves of Steel. He also described the hellish existence (people lived in dorms), and how they were experiencing an energy crisis because the earth was running out of . Just as stars eventually run out of fuel (and collapse) so too do planets.

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  22. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The claim about the island by India/Bangladesh was discussed here on /. recently and was shown to be total bunk.

    Well, if that was established in a discussion on Slashdot then I don't think there's anything more to be said on the matter. Talk about citation overkill! There's a monk out back with a ladder.

  23. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by Abcd1234 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Someone who cared about islanders would suggest they actually solve their problems (in the event those problems actually happen) by building some small seawalls or other simple structures to deal with a modest rise in sea levels.

    WTF... did you even bother to read the article? He's doing this to protect marine diversity and fish stocks, you know, kinda like how the US has national parks. It has absolutely nothing, whatsoever, to do with dealing with rising sea levels.

    Seriously, its times like this, when a blatantly uninformed post gets modded up to +4, that I wonder why the hell I even bother with this place anymore...

  24. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fish stocks haven't gone down, it's a global liberal conspiracy which has altered all historic records ... just like with global temperature records (everyone knows that not only is there no AGW, there is no global warming period).

  25. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both the summary and the article go to great lengths to make a vague connection between rising sea levels and cutting off fishing. It's a mystery to me (and apparently most of slashdot) how they're connected, and neither the article or summary say what the connection is, but it's definitely implied.

  26. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by rainmouse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Someone who cared about islanders would suggest they actually solve their problems (in the event those problems actually happen) by building some small seawalls or other simple structures to deal with a modest rise in sea levels. Whining and making ridiculous and destructive spectacles is useless and childish.

    Limiting the areas the locals are allowed to fish to protect coral reefs is hardly a good example of government oppression. It's merely a publicity stunt to raise awareness of their plight which advertising their nation for international tourism.
    Your saying that one of the poorest countries in the world would be able to exist below sea level on tiny flat islands without contaminating their fresh water supplies by building walls? Please provide more details about these magic walls and how high and thick you think they will need to be, what materials and how 100,000 fishermen could afford it?

  27. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by Apuleius · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Do you even know anything about Kiribati? The country is so small that in New England towns that size still use town meetings for most government decisions. He is closing the fishery to protect fish stocks and to make a point for the world at large. As for sea walls, those would do nothing against the salinization of groundwater on those islands. When your well draws sea water, you have to leave the island anyway, which is what is happening in those islands.

  28. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by Kohath · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    WTF... did you even bother to read the article?

    Seriously? This is Slashdot. Do the editors even read the articles?

    The summary talked about islands threatened by rising sea levels. People who live on tropical islands have many, many years to prepare simple structures to deal with rising sea levels (if they rise at all).

    Furthermore, the idea that billions of people who don't live on tropical Pacific islands should give up leading prosperous lives to protect a few thousand people from (the risk of) having to build a 30-40 centimeter seawall over the course of the next 100 years... Well, it seems like an unwise choice.

  29. Ah yes, the American way is So much better by arcite · · Score: 1
    Wow, I thought all the neocons were put out of business. LOL, who are these 'environmental special interest groups' you speak of who go around the world bribing government officials to oppress their citizens?

    Your paranoia is palpable, but you really must get yourself a passport and see the world.

    One would have thought the recent BP disaster and the machinations of that AMERICAN corporation to limit their liability would be enough to wake your people up, but alas, you're all too obese, insolvent, unemployed, and glued to television, to care. Now that is sad. I hope you have your guns loaded (I just assumed you were a gun nut).

    1. Re:Ah yes, the American way is So much better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      British Petroleum is an American Corporation? Really? Someone should probably let them know that, so they can get around to changing their name from "BP" to "AP".

  30. the bigger picture by tverbeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It makes perfect sense if you understand that when they speak of "our children and grandchildren", they're speaking as residents of Earth, not of Kiribati. They're taking a step toward conservation of the planet's biosphere (to the limited but measurable extent that they are able), and setting an example for others to follow, to help preserve it for future generations of humans, not just future generations of I-Kiribati.

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    1. Re:the bigger picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) This isn't twitter.
      2) This isn't a tea-party message board.

    2. Re:the bigger picture by simonbp · · Score: 1

      Horsehockey; they're speaking as citizens of an overpopulated, near-bankrupt micronation that's desperate for someone else to pay to fix their problems. Kiribati has spent nearly all of modern history as colony of somewhere else simply because they have ZERO profitable industries. You can't run an economy off of a few hundred tourists a year plus seagull shit.

      If they really want to save the island, they'll start exporting people to somewhere that can support them without handouts...

    3. Re:the bigger picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently this is a tea-party message board.

  31. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by ShakaUVM · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Both the summary and the article go to great lengths to make a vague connection between rising sea levels and cutting off fishing. It's a mystery to me (and apparently most of slashdot) how they're connected, and neither the article or summary say what the connection is, but it's definitely implied.

    Perhaps they think the fish will drown?

  32. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Cyberax · · Score: 4, Informative

    "Any islands that have disappeared in the last 100 years or so did so due to erosion - either natural and slow or, on occasion, due to storms and hurricanes."

    However, increasing the base ocean level greatly increases erosion. The height of waves is something like Gaussian distribution, and increasing the level greatly increases the number of high waves in the 'long tail'.

  33. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    How do you know this was forced on "the people"? Where did you get that info? Seeing as the islands will cease to be inhabitable shortly I'd say they aren't losing anything here. I'm sure they considered seawalls and such but constantly holding back the open ocean when your land is only a couple of feet above sea level isn't a simple task. However, you know it is a conspiracy with those awful environmentalists with their concern for our collective future and all that.

    Enjoy your paranoid axe-grinding.

  34. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

    Don't forget earthquakes. Those tend to mess up the lay of the land pretty hard too. I hear they've had a few big ones in Asia lately.

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  35. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by tverbeek · · Score: 1

    It takes a little bit of insight and inductive thinking to figure out the connection (i.e. doing what good they can do while they can still do it) Something most /.ers are incapable of.

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  36. Finally a sensible response by arcite · · Score: 1
    Of course, as anyone who as ever actually lived on a tropical island knows, fishing does not generate very much income....tourism on the other hand, or ECO tourism can really rake in the dough.

    The sad fact of the matter is there are very few pristine coral reefs left in the world. Build a few 5 star eco logdes on these islands and they will be worth MAGNITUDES more in revenue than fishing will ever hope to bring in.

    (I have lived on islands in the Caribbean and Indian Ocean, so I have a clue - unlike most knee jerk global warming deniers on here)

    1. Re:Finally a sensible response by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      Well did you know islands such as Kiribati have been growing larger despite rising sea levels? http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/06/03/2916873.htm. It's the warming alarmists who have taken the knee-jerk reaction here.

    2. Re:Finally a sensible response by ooshna · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whatever everyone knows that global warming will create ultra slow tsunamis and that the islands aren't growing that's just the water getting pulled back before the big wave.

    3. Re:Finally a sensible response by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      Well did you know islands such as Kiribati have been growing larger despite rising sea levels? http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/06/03/2916873.htm. It's the warming alarmists who have taken the knee-jerk reaction here.

      Quote YFA:

      But Dr Kench says this does not mean climate change does not pose dangers.

      "The land may still be there but will they still be able to support human habitation?" he asked.

      Adelaide University climate scientist Professor Barry Brook says he is surprised by the findings.

      "Sea levels are obviously rising - I think in the short term [the study] suggests that there's maybe more time to do something about the problem than we'd first anticipated," he said.

      "But the key problem is that sea level rise is likely to accelerate much beyond what we've seen in the 20th century."

      Naomi Thirobaux, from Kiribati, has studied the shape of Pacific islands for her PhD and says no-one should be lulled into thinking erosion and inundation is not taking its toll and displacing people from their land.

      "In a populated area what would happen was that if it's eroding, a few metres would actually displace people," she said.

      "In a populated place people can't move back or inland because there's hardly any place to move into, so that's quite dramatic."

      Both Dr Kench and Dr Brook and scientists agree further rises in sea levels pose a significant danger to the livelihoods of people living in Tuvalu, Kirabati and the Federated States of Micronesia.

      It's the warming denialists who keep insisting there is no knee.

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  37. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Cyberax · · Score: 1

    "Now you all put your eggs in one basket with AGW. As the AGW hypothesis is shown to be flawed.... "

    Now you put your head up your ass. As your ass has been shown (repeatedly) to be deep enough - you can't see the light.

  38. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by Kohath · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Do you even know anything about Kiribati?

    Of course not. Is that a rhetorical question? Do the people of Kiribati know about me? Are they interested in my problems?

    He is closing the fishery to protect fish stocks and to make a point for the world at large.

    Protecting people from eating and making a spectacle. Bravo.

    As for sea walls, those would do nothing against the salinization of groundwater on those islands. When your well draws sea water, you have to leave the island anyway, which is what is happening in those islands.

    I admit to not knowing about island fresh water supplies. I'm not sure I believe a small rise in sea levels would automatically change ground water to salt water. Perhaps there is something constructive to be done about it. But I'm pretty sure whining and prohibiting fishing isn't a remedy.

  39. Re:They're gonna feel like... by sstamps · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't understand why people automatically assume that scientists who spend DECADES studying a particular phenomenon are totally blind to the Captain Obvious answers and don't bother to check them out as part of their research. In your job, do you ignore the bleedingly obvious, to the point of gross incompetence? Why do you automatically assume the same of other people who know a HELL OF A LOT MORE about a subject than you do?

    Yes, sea levels are rising, measured in many places with and without local tectonic activity. Yes, scientists have checked against such obvious things and have filtered any such "noise" from them out of their findings.

    If you want to challenge the findings of scientific research, get your arse out of that chair and back into college, then get out there and DO the research to prove them wrong. Failing that, I'll take the word of people who know wtf they are talking about over some anonymous coward on the intarwebs.

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  40. It's a simple equation actually by arcite · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Consider, a single wealthy tourist is worth several thousand dollars per visit. They will stay in a hotel, buy food and drink, a souvenir, partake in excursions and other entertainment.

    Now, how many FISH does one need to sell to equal that? Answer: ALOT.

    1. Re:It's a simple equation actually by jd · · Score: 1

      You are correct, but as others have noted the infrastructure needed isn't cheap either. That is why any such switch IS a gamble. It is not a foregone conclusion that it will pay off, but neither is it a foregone conclusion that it would fail. It might prove too difficult, but equally it might pay off big.

      Las Vegas has no natural resources, but is hardly impoverished. You can't get much further away from Europe or America than Australia or New Zealand, but both have thriving tourist industries. On the other hand, Europe and America are littered with wannabe tourist attractions that are complete disasters, despite being convenient and having plenty of excellent qualities. Tourists are strange animals and do not follow anything that would be considered "logic". The first to find out why tourists go where they go (eg: paying sizable amounts to dig on archaeological sites in Israel for zero credit and zero keepsakes, paying to climb Mount Everest in the full knowledge that guides can and do abandon tourists to their deaths if it'll improve their profit margins, paying to go on luxury cruise liners knowing that disease is a constant threat and "mysterious un-investigated accidents" happen) will make a lot of money. And quite possibly a killing. In fact, if there is a common denominator on all the high-pricetag holidays, it's the fact that there is an element of danger - usually some other poor unfortunate sod, or nobody would go. "Risk-averse" only applies to the individual.

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  41. like your post? by arcite · · Score: 1

    :::: zing::::

  42. Or another solution! by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Don't have children! Then no grand children.

    Problem solved!

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  43. Re:They're gonna feel like... by gandhi_2 · · Score: 0

    Man... you are like my right wing friends when I tell them Palin is a mistake. They freak the fuck out just like you did now.

    AGW might just be bullshit. It was better when we dealt with pollution. I'd bet if we met in person, and compared our "carbon footprints", recycling, energy usage... probably by any metric I would be more "green" than you. But you spout your nonsense about heads up asses because, what, I think the AGW hypothesis has some problems? You have been SOLD the AGW line, and now you bark at me like your masters told you to. "Burn the heretic!"

    You are no different than Bill O'Reilly railing against net neutrality because his boss owns NewsCorp.

  44. Re:They're gonna feel like... by mister_dave · · Score: 1

    further rises of the ocean could threaten the existence of Maldives

    No.

    The people of the Maldives had no problems surviving the 17th century, which was 50cm higher than now. Nor the last century, where it rose by 20cm. This bodes well for their prospects of surviving the next change.

  45. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by tverbeek · · Score: 1

    Someone who cared about islanders would suggest they actually solve their problems (in the event those problems actually happen) by building some small seawalls...

    Are you the genius who suggested sunglasses and hats as the solution to ozone depletion?

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  46. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by Apuleius · · Score: 5, Informative

    Do you even know anything about Kiribati?

    Of course not. Is that a rhetorical question? Do the people of Kiribati know about me? Are they interested in my problems?

    They kind of have to, because your activities, and mine, are putting the very existence of their country into doubt.

    And that is why they are speaking out.

    He is closing the fishery to protect fish stocks and to make a point for the world at large.

    Protecting people from eating and making a spectacle. Bravo.

    Protecting fisheries so they don't get annihilated is the most important task for any Polynesian nation.

    As for sea walls, those would do nothing against the salinization of groundwater on those islands. When your well draws sea water, you have to leave the island anyway, which is what is happening in those islands.

    I admit to not knowing about island fresh water supplies. I'm not sure I believe a small rise in sea levels would automatically change ground water to salt water. Perhaps there is something constructive to be done about it. But I'm pretty sure whining and prohibiting fishing isn't a remedy.

    Well, then, do a Google Image Search on Kiribati. And Tuvalu. You'll find pictures of beaches lined with dead palm trees. Those trees are dead because sea level rise raised the average salinity of the ground water they're rooted in. This is what they are "whining" about: our energy consumption is raising sea levels and making their islands uninhabitable.

  47. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by emt377 · · Score: 1

    Protecting people from eating and making a spectacle. Bravo.

    This is utterly ridiculous. The PIPA is several years old now and isn't closed to fishing by people who live on the islands - it's closed to fishing by industrial scale harvesting operations, none of which are owned and operated by locals. Its government previously made half its revenue by selling fishing rights to international operators; this decision simply affirms that THE PEOPLE OF THESE ISLANDS think it's more important to maintain a healthy marine life and stock for their own uses than to raise government revenue by selling fishing rights. To them and their sensibilities it's like the U.S. government were to make money by exporting child porn; no matter how practical it's an affront and unseemly to have giant floating factory ships suck large swaths of their sea clean. They may also realize that the people who buy these rights don't give a flying f*ck about them and their well-being, that they're exposed - and that building out tourism may be a better alternative. Because people (unlike corporations) DO give a shit about other people. Selling commercial rights is a political dead end, while the alternatives allow forging of political alliances; while politicians in places like the U.S. and Australia would happily throw them under the bus at first opportunity, the voters in those places (having say been there on a dive vacation) may be of a differing opinion.

  48. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Cyberax · · Score: 1

    "Man... you are like my right wing friends when I tell them Palin is a mistake."

    It takes one to know one. You're as big mistake as she is.

    "AGW might just be bullshit."

    [citation needed]

  49. Big Fish by tomhath · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This reminds me of a study I read about a year ago, The author pointed out that most reefs were dying, obviously because of global warming. The only ones that are still healthy are the ones where the large predators (sharks, groupers, etc) are still present to control the smaller fish that eat the coral. But the conclusion was that removing the large predators wasn't the problem, it is obviously global warming. Obvious to that scientist anyway.

    1. Re:Big Fish by mpe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This reminds me of a study I read about a year ago, The author pointed out that most reefs were dying, obviously because of global warming.

      Typically to the "warmists" everything is due to "(anthropic) global warming"/"climate change"/"(catastropic) climate distruption"/whatever they are calling it this week.

      The only ones that are still healthy are the ones where the large predators (sharks, groupers, etc) are still present to control the smaller fish that eat the coral. But the conclusion was that removing the large predators wasn't the problem,

      Something which probably was down to human activity. Even simple overfishing, since there's more meat on big fish than little fish.

      it is obviously global warming. Obvious to that scientist anyway.

      Such a person shouldn't be called a "scientist". Since they are failing to follow any sort of scientific method in reaching their conclusion. Indeed their conclusion just dosn't fit the data. Some reefs dying and some being healthy is inconsistent with global anything.

    2. Re:Big Fish by brbrbrad · · Score: 1

      I am not a marine biologist, but I would imagine that having top predators present is a necessary criterion for classifying a reef habitat as "healthy." The relevant question therefore is "why are large predators not present?" To me, Global warming, fishing, changing pH of the seawater, and other factors all would seem to be plausible answers. Simply saying "a coral reef without top predators is not healthy therefore removing top predators made the reef unhealthy" is not a useful statement. Can you provide a link to the study?

    3. Re:Big Fish by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Among the many other threats, corals are known to be threatened by oceanic acidification caused by excess CO2 in the atmosphere (however you feel about global warming and CO2) and by human-hosted herpes viruses which are so resilient they can often reach the ocean even through sewage "treatment" plants (which are often inadequate.) There's not just one reason humanity is in trouble and why our lifestyle (as a species, thus on average) is unsustainable. The history of humanity can be very meaningfully narrated as a series of deforestation events, for example. Every surge has been accompanied by an overuse of resources and now the majority of the world's food is produced on its most recently intensively-developed continent. This is not a coincidence.

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  50. So long and thanks for all the fish... by FranckMartin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Where do you think all the fish you eat is coming from?

    Ocean are over-exploited, people are talking to register Tuna to the list of endangered species (it is that serious). Quotas and catch management are barely working...

    What you need is an area where fish can reproduce and grow. For migratory species like Tuna you need a big area, and because of el nino anyhow, the big area for fishing is the west Pacific, not the central Pacific where this area is.

    Kiribati just did that.

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    1. Re:So long and thanks for all the fish... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's great to hear. But what does it do for the problem of sinking into the ocean?

  51. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Apuleius · · Score: 1

    O RLY? Care to tell where? Some Kiribatians might be interested to move there. (And Bengalis, and Dutch.....)

  52. The islands are NOT sinking/shrinking ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    "And the research showed similar trends in the Republic of Kiribati, where the three main urbanised islands also “grew” – Betio by 30 percent (36ha), Bairiki by 16.3 percent (5.8ha) and Nanikai by 12.5 percent (0.8ha).

    Webb, an expert on coastal processes, told the New Scientist the trend was explained by the fact the islands mostly comprised coral debris eroded from encircling reefs and pushed up onto the islands by winds and waves.

    The process was continuous, because the corals were alive, he said."
    http://wattsupwiththat.com/2010/06/02/tuvalu-and-many-other-south-pacific-islands-are-not-sinking-claims-they-are-due-to-global-warming-driven-sea-level-rise-are-opportunistic/

    Worries about the small islands are alarmist propaganda.

    See also

    http://wattsupwiththat.com/2009/03/19/despite-popular-opinion-and-calls-to-action-the-maldives-is-not-being-overrun-by-sea-level-rise/

    1. Re:The islands are NOT sinking/shrinking ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly a scientific/peer reviewed article. Not.

  53. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So basicly you admit that you don't know a fucking thing, and you don't believe the problem exists... just because you're a cunt. Shut up now.

  54. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by tverbeek · · Score: 1

    Do you even know anything about Kiribati?

    Of course not. Is that a rhetorical question?

    It's a question that establishes whether your assessment of the situation has any basis in reality, or it's simply a bunch of ignorant assumptions you just pulled out of the nearest orifice. Apparently it's the latter.

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  55. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Improv · · Score: 1

    Sold? It's not a party political broadcast - it's science, done with studies. In the long run, science has proven to be a better path to knowledge than anything else. Some errors happen, but it's the best bet to go with academia.

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  56. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF... did you even bother to read the article?

    You must be new here

  57. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by hey! · · Score: 1

    Wow.

    OK, what will you build this "simple" "seawall" out of? Riprap? Nope. These are coral atolls we're talking about. Very *remote* coral atolls. You'd have quarry enough granite to wrap 33 islands somewhere then transport it to the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Not cheap. Not easy. Not simple.

    OK, what about concrete? Well, maybe they can use coral for aggregate, but they don't have limestone, so they've got to import cement. Any idea how much it would cost to import enough Portland cement to build a wall around 33 islands to the required height? And the steel? You're going to have a *huge* and *very expensive* engineering project just transporting and staging the materials. OK, so a concrete wall around the county is not simple either.

    But of course, what you're really talking about is creating a system of dikes to transform the country into 33 empolderments. What are dikes made out of? Well, they are primarily earthworks stabilized with vegetation. What do these people have to work with? Coral sand. How do you propose to make it stay where it's put?

    It's easy to sit in your armchair and call the people who have to solve this problem *for real* "childish" and call their problems "whining". In fact, the less you know the easier it is.

    Furthermore, you obviously haven't read the article. The problem with the marine sanctuary is that fishing permits (for foreign tuna fleets -- a detail the article should mention) are a major part of *government* revenue. Kiribati thinks that it deserves some revenue for preserving this huge hunk of the Earth for everyone else, and they're right.

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  58. They've got it all wrong by johno.ie · · Score: 1

    Taking more fish out of the sea will cause the water level to drop. They should be fishing everything they can find out of the water. For an added bonus they should invest in researching how to build walls out of fishbones.

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  59. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by dissy · · Score: 0, Troll

    Troll much?

    A government restricts the lives of ordinary, innocent citizens, making them poorer in the process, while the government officials continue on without changing their lifestyles at all.

    But they have changed their lifestyle.

    Or the government officials make a profit from the change by getting payments (or something else of value) from environmental special interest groups or from the fishermen who use the other, non-restricted territory and have fewer competitors selling fish.

    Or? What OR? Are you implying future tense of something you think hasn't happened already?

    Governments using unnecessary force against people is oppression, even when the rulers are The Good People and they are doing it for The Good Reasons.

    So?
    I for one am thankful my government 'oppresses' you from being a murderer.
    Is that seriously the argument you are making? Anarchy?

    Someone who cared about islanders would suggest they actually solve their problems (in the event those problems actually happen) by building some small seawalls or other simple structures to deal with a modest rise in sea levels. Whining and making ridiculous and destructive spectacles is useless and childish.

    And how would that solve the problem at hand?
    That would do nothing but keep them above water for a tiny bit longer. 100% off topic.

    Try reading the article and get back to us when you have a thought on it. (Or not)

  60. When will they be gone? by gsgriffin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The story said they would be one of the first, BUT when will that be? Let's see, some ice at the pole and HUGE oceans around the world. It will slowly rise and they will be under water in what...250 years from now?

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  61. uninhabitable != nonexistent by tverbeek · · Score: 1

    A nation-state doesn't have to have residents in a territory to continue claiming it. If they are able to annex and occupy land somewhere to maintain their status as a nation-state (I assume the UN requires that for recognition), and at least some of the islands of Kiribati remain partially above water (albeit uninhabitable and uninhabited), the I-Kirabati people could maintain legal and political control over those islands just as the US does with Howland Island or Norway does with Bouvet Island.

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    1. Re:uninhabitable != nonexistent by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Underwater == nonexistent.

      You can't maintain sovereignty over an island that no longer exists.

    2. Re:uninhabitable != nonexistent by Reaperducer · · Score: 1

      But a nation can maintain soverignty over a patch of ocean. Lots of nations do it, including France and the United States. Mostly for military training.

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    3. Re:uninhabitable != nonexistent by tftp · · Score: 1

      You should claim only what you are able and willing to defend.

      A small band of refugees, living thousands of miles away, is not likely to police "a patch of the ocean" even if the UN grants them such a right. Normally sea borders are drawn around land.

    4. Re:uninhabitable != nonexistent by Reaperducer · · Score: 1

      There's "should" and then there's reality. In reality, the world is a messy place with lots of exceptions.

      There are all sorts of countries that are completely incapable of defending themselves or their territory. They continue to exist through treaties and the goodwill of others.

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    5. Re:uninhabitable != nonexistent by tftp · · Score: 1

      They continue to exist through treaties and the goodwill of others.

      s/goodwill/gain vs. pain/

      Just look at Iraq and Afghanistan, they got attacked and invaded after 9/11 despite all the treaties and goodwill. These countries had hardly any military by that time, and no aviation. The political gain of the "short, victorious war" was just high enough to do it.

      There are many contemporary examples of poaching (of fish) done in waters of Japan, for example. Japanese Coast Guard goes after the violators, and keeps the practice down. But without an organized response to such violations poachers from all other countries will be trawling your waters, taking your fish and selling it.

      Here is another example for you. The USA is losing territory to Mexican bandits, just because it is unwilling to defend it. The border is still where it always was, but it means little.

    6. Re:uninhabitable != nonexistent by ooshna · · Score: 1

      Here is another example for you. The USA is losing territory to Mexican bandits, just because it is unwilling to defend it. The border is still where it always was, but it means little.

      Why would the Republican governors and senators of boarder states do anything about that? Its one of there strongest political points. More Mexican violence = more votes.

    7. Re:uninhabitable != nonexistent by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      ... they have an island somewhere there, with a 200 mile radius of sovereignty. There's a big deal going on in the high arctic over who owns what based on sea-beds - is that island connected to the land mass via the continental shelf or not? It makes a difference - if it's on the same continental shelf, the claim is better than a disconnected island.

    8. Re:uninhabitable != nonexistent by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      The islands aren't going to be 100% underwater any time soon, so they aren't going to be nonexistent. They are well on their way to becoming uninhabitable, however, which happens well before the waves cover them up.

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    9. Re:uninhabitable != nonexistent by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      According to international treaty, uninhabitable islands have to be connected by a continental shelf to habitable land to be considered part of a nation. If those bare islands are not on the same continental shelf (they are not - "the same continental plate" does not count), once the last person leaves, it's over. Fini. bye-bye. Salut, p'tit cul!

  62. Re:They're gonna feel like... by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    [citation needed]

    Global temps cooled and stayed there for 40 years during the post-WW2 economic boom. When carbon dioxide emissions were rising, and atmospheric co2 was rising, temps decreased.

    I can go on... the warming-at-altitude problem. Greenhouse-based warming is supposed to heat the mid troposphere faster than the surface. But that's not what is happening. The troposphere is warming much slower than the surface.

    The 2500 IPCC scientists who are "all in agreement"? Yeah, quite a few of those aren't scientists. And quite a few scientists didn't agree but got counted anyway.

    I'm not saying AGW is impossible. It sure as hell isn't an undisputed fact. And guys like you frothing at the mouth... is that "sticking it to the man"? Toeing the AGW line is so NOT punk rock.

  63. Re: by durrr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    >>>Like what?
    I'm not a fuel engineer so i'm not sure on the specifics, but there are methods for deriving hydrocarbon equivalents or good enough substitutes from organisms that are only recently dead, biofuels you know, I also have a distinct memory of hearing about some technique to turn CO2 into fuel, that of course is probably something we'll only bother with when the coal run out in a few hundred years.

    >>> We were supposed to have flying highways
    We were also supposed to face global famine/population caps in the 20th century due to the old cliche of overpopulation, along came the green revolution and food suddenly could be made availible in abundance.

    >>>Asimov described that future
    And the Turner Diaries have the neo-nazis take over the US and exterminate all black people(according to wiki atleast). Just because a book paints a picture of doom and gloom doesn't mean reality will follow.
    Energy wise we have an extreme abundance, it's just that the necessary technologies for utilization of it is lacking, geothermal, solar or fission, and if you are allowed to belive in fusion could all single handendly supply the entire earth with all our energy needs if refined and developed on a large scale, that's _all_ forms of energy, not just our electricity needs, and if we ever find ourself in need of ludicrous energy levels we can presumable paint the moon in solar panels or anchor huge arrays of them in the lagrange spots. Or start building that bloody dyson sphere if we find a need to support more than a few trillion people.


    In recent history, no negative prediction fortelling catastrophic economical, societal or otherwise a really really bad turn of events have turned out to be true. I don't see why i should assume any future prediction along those lines should have any more luck, more likely we're getting better at adaptation and as such being more capable of mitigating he impact of whatever that's threatening to ruin our day. And no, the recent economic downturn does not qualify a catastrophic events, it was bad and ugly, but far from a catastrophe.

  64. Re:They're gonna feel like... by gandhi_2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    O rly?

    Aside from that, you really believe that academia is never predisposed to a particular agenda or ideology?

  65. Alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If they were thinking just a little smarter....they would realize the planet is increasing its demand for seafood..therefore they should double the fish tax instead of halving it, use that money to purchase advanced good dredging equipment and some other heavy equipment, pick out the highest atolls they have of the 33, and start building them up with dredged seafloor stuff. If there are two atolls close to each other, pick the better one, strip the lesser one and move the material over, build it up.

    What they are doing is a *gesture*, what they need to do is *go to work* and mitigate their problems in advance before it gets to be too late.

    1. Re:Alternative by samoanbiscuit · · Score: 1

      If you knew anything at all about commcercial fishing in the south pacific, you's know the government gets paid for a commercial license to fish, because small island states lack the manpower and resources to maintain their own fishing fleets. They don't actually sell the fish, just permission to fish for them. At least RTFA and google for a few minutes before posting a totally ignorant commen!

  66. Won't taking fish out of the water LOWER sealevel? by WebManWalking · · Score: 3, Funny

    "every action is important"

  67. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It takes a little bit of insight and inductive thinking to figure out the connection (i.e. doing what good they can do while they can still do it) Something most /.ers are incapable of.

    Tiny Country to World: We're doing what good we can before we're wiped out by you people building all those highway bypasses.
    World to Tiny Country: So long, and thanks for all the fish.

  68. Big 'sacrifice' by Tailhook · · Score: 1

    Kiribati looks to make the ultimate sacrifice by mid-century, when much of the country is projected to be largely uninhabitable

    They are being awarded mighty enviro kudos for 'closing' their fishing territory AFTER they have migrated elsewhere.

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  69. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Well, then, do a Google Image Search on Kiribati. And Tuvalu. You'll find pictures of beaches lined with dead palm trees. Those trees are dead because sea level rise raised the average salinity of the ground water they're rooted in. This is what they are "whining" about: our energy consumption is raising sea levels and making their islands uninhabitable.

    I used to be on that bandwagon for a long time; the story made sense on the surface and independent research on the subject was very difficult to do. Measuring the behavior of the biosphere is not like researching most other subjects. Human history or astronomy or technology, where the observations and recordings are the sort of thing which are either set in amber or easily verified through observation, are far easier to research because the facts don't change in your hands. Biosphere measurements are hard to take because the whole thing is in a state of permanent flux, because we haven't been around taking measurements for long enough to know it very well, and because we are right in the middle of the thing we are trying to measure. It's hard to see.

    But as the dust began to settle, it has become increasingly clear that there is a large scam in the works and that it is dependent upon the normal population being guilted into accepting totalitarian control. The end results being that the elite make even more money without there being any actual industrial carbon reductions. (Quite the trick!) People don't seem to realize that a "Carbon Tax" isn't some vague notion which affects only big companies and governments. Oh no! Carbon taxes are for you and me on the street level. We would have to pay an extra tax on virtually everything we do in our lives which can be traced back to energy consumption. A tax bonanza! Take a look into it to see what is being proposed.

    This kind of story, (and note that Rockefeller is involved in this island thing. The Rockefellers are champions of population control and oligarchic power structures, so yeah, his showing up is an indicator of badness.)

    And of course it's all based on bullshit. As has been already noted, this island situation doesn't just include shrinking islands but rather, growing ones as well...

    One island, Funamanu, gained 0.44 hectares or nearly 30 percent of its previous area.

    And the research showed similar trends in the Republic of Kiribati, where the three main urbanised islands also "grew" - Betio by 30 percent (36ha), Bairiki by 16.3 percent (5.8ha) and Nanikai by 12.5 percent (0.8ha).

    Webb, an expert on coastal processes, told the New Scientist the trend was explained by the fact the islands mostly comprised coral debris eroded from encircling reefs and pushed up onto the islands by winds and waves.

    The process was continuous, because the corals were alive, he said.

    In effect the islands respond to changes in weather patterns and climate - Cyclone Bebe deposited 140ha of sediment on the eastern reef of Tuvalu in 1972, increasing the main island's area by 10 percent.

    And while this article is critical of the base story, it still takes for granted that sea-levels are rising. I'm not convinced that this is A) even True, or B) if it IS true that it is due to ice pack melting; we've actually been seeing expansion of the ice packs in some areas. It has also been noted (quietly) that the planet has been spinning a little slower over the last few years, and that this is having a strong effect on the biosphere and the shapes of land masses and oceans.

    There is no question that the weather hasn't been changing, but it has also been changing on the other planets in the solar system. And the Sun has been behaving oddly as well. There are theories as to what is going on, and they are more complex than the highly profitable Global Warming story. Just like real life, things are more complex than the simple black & white government brochure would lead us to believe.

    Just some thoughts.

    -FL

  70. You sure it is sea level rise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Increased demand from the aquifers-the islanders just using more fresh water that can be replenished from rainfall- would do the exact same thing, allow the saline water in. Happening all over the planet now, like in south Florida..and we do NOT have any major sea level rises anyplace. You are talking single digit millimeters at the most, an insignificant amount.

  71. Two Words by rubberbando · · Score: 1

    Bubble Domes!

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  72. The I-Kiribati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have seen quite a bit of wild speculation here as to the motives of the I-Kiribati, and their President as concerns this initiative. I have had the opportunity to visit Kiribati, to install a SolarNetOne solar powered internet infrastructure package, as part of a project with the Internet Society http://www.isoc.org You might remember the SolarNetOne: http://tech.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/07/02/1330252 Having been to Kiribati and worked with the I-Kiribati, I would like to offer my perspective on this topic, as well as a little history.

    Kiribati has been inhabited for several thousand years or so by people who have managed to not overfish their waters, not cut down all the trees, not drive the local wildlife to extinction, and not overpopulate their lands. They KNOW how to live in harmony with one another and with their environment. They have a complex system of protecting their own genetic stock that traditionally would not allow a young couple from the same island to mate. They have no homeless, hungry people, or crime. In addition, they are one of the most sincere, honest, and friendly peoples that I have had the opportunity to be around.

    Most of the water for drinking and cleaning there is not groundwater. Coral atolls are essentially ancient coral reefs that have grown upon the rims of slightly more ancient volcanic caldera. Underneath a few meters of soil, which is mostly composed of a fine grit of coral dust, is the reef, or the fossil of the reef. In low areas of the ancient fossilized bedrock of reef, fresh water lenses develop. These are areas where fresh water will pool under the soil, and is isolated from the ocean. There is no aquifer to draw from. The fresh water lenses are a source for agriculture, to be sure, but not the main source of drinking and bathing water. That water is rainwater collected in cisterns or barrels for the most part. One of the main impacts upon them will be sea level rise, and no, it will not erode the ancient bedrock of fossilized coral reef away, but it is already taking a toll on the shoreline: http://gnuveau.net/kir/pict0614.jpg
    Notice the old growth palms that have had their roots undercut. Here is the reef bedrock near the shore:
    http://gnuveau.net/kir/pict0589.jpg
    http://gnuveau.net/kir/pict0591.jpg
    http://gnuveau.net/kir/pict0592.jpg
    http://gnuveau.net/kir/pict0584.jpg
    Notice in the last image there(584), how small the ankleslapper wave is breaking on shore, as opposed to the next to last image(592), where a 15 foot barrel is peeling 1/2 mile offshore. This is because the wave comes up on the shallow outer reef, which rises from VERY deep water, much like on the north shore of Oahu. This forces the wave to expend all its energy on the outer reef, with very little of that energy making it to shore, as one days photos above show. The following image is from the next day, when the wavers were a bit smaller... only 12' or so on the outer reef, and makes the point very well:
    http://gnuveau.net/kir/pict0611.jpg

    Kiribati is not in the path of Tropical cyclones to cause erosion, being in the region where many of the storms start their lives, like the tropical wave region over and off the east coast of Africa which leads to the Atlantic hurricanes.Needless to say, I do not buy the argument that normal erosion will cause this. Erosion with higher sea levels, which makes the outer reef deeper and allows more wave energy to reach the beach, however, will.

    Government is essentially enacted for the most part in what is called Manaeba, or village council, which includes not only an open meeting to discuss events, topics of the day, and courses of action, but also includes a "coverd dish buffet" with each family preparing part of the feast, singing, dancing, and closes with time for socialization. Ideas therefrom are passed up to island council members, and on to members of Parliment, which meets on the capital island of Tarawa. There is no "slick politics" going on in Kiribati, unlike many more developed but imh

    1. Re:The I-Kiribati by capnskull · · Score: 1

      The meek shall really inherit the earth eh?

    2. Re:The I-Kiribati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Kiribati

      Looks like Hawaii.

      It's rather easier for 100,000 people in paradise islands to adapt and be flexible.
      Try that in India..
      Maybe the earth is just not sufficiently large for 5 billion (and growing) people.

    3. Re:The I-Kiribati by solarnetone · · Score: 1

      The meek shall really inherit the earth eh?

      Just like the last time the icecaps melted...everything along the coasts destroyed by 120 meters of sealevel rise in a blink of geological time.

    4. Re:The I-Kiribati by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Kiribati has been inhabited for several thousand years or so by people who have managed to not overfish their waters, not cut down all the trees, not drive the local wildlife to extinction, and not overpopulate their lands.

      Tiny population and lack of modern medicine will do that for you.
       

      They KNOW how to live in harmony with one another and with their environment.

      Horsecrap.
       

      They have a complex system of protecting their own genetic stock that traditionally would not allow a young couple from the same island to mate.

      *Yawn* Pretty much the same as many other tribes around the world. It doesn't take a genius to notice that interbreeding raises the chance of problems, but the trivial solution of not allowing people from the same island/tribe/whatever to mate doesn't mean they know anything about 'protecting genetic stock'.
       

      They have no homeless, hungry people, or crime

      The latter I can believe, as those are (relatively speaking) fair easy fixes - but no crime? No rapes, no thefts, no sociopaths, no psychopaths, etc... etc... Ain't buying it.
       

      There is no "slick politics" going on in Kiribati, unlike many more developed but imho less civilized nations of the world.

      ROTFLMAO. In any group of more than three people - there's politics, because you can't make all the people happy all the time.
       
      You've been sold a bill of 'noble savage' goods, and you're stupid enough and uncritical enough to lap it right up.

    5. Re:The I-Kiribati by solarnetone · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should visit there and find out for yourself. I have. If you play chess, find a game. You will get your ass whipped. I was sold no bill of goods... I saw what I saw with my own eyes, and experienced their way of life first hand. Lets see... you have a livejournal page. How cute. Oh, and I see no original content except perhaps an account of the sausage making class you attended. Riveting work, I'll tell you. This surely qualifies you to know everything about the world; pardon my obvious ignorance about anything outside my own front yard, trollboy. I build and maintain my own servers for several domains, all of which are the product of my work. I am the inventor of several things you could not hope to understand, author of a book, and have done work on 6 continents. Now then, I DO want some fries with that, so make it snappy.

    6. Re:The I-Kiribati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One day, if you ever step outside of your mom's basement, you'll learn that there's more to the world than just jackasses.

      Just because you've got an ignorant, narrow, short sighted view of the world and clearly don't have much experience of it, doesn't mean the GP is wrong. I've travelled quite extensively and have met people on every continent who match the description the GP gives of these people. More often than not they are the native folk but for example, even here in Europe you find the same type of respect of the land and understanding of it in some of the more remote Norwegian and Finnish villages.

      Like the GP says, perhaps you should go and judge for yourself rather than ignorantly suggesting he's wrong despite the fact you clearly have no experience whatsoever of such populations. We get the fact you're ignorant of the world, really we do, but don't try and suggest people who aren't as ignorant as you don't know what they're on about when it's your lack of knowledge and understanding and the fact you've clearly led an extremely sheltered life that's the problem.

  73. Re:They're gonna feel like... by DaveGod · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People totally bind to Captain Obvious answers, ignoring the bleeding obvious to the point of gross incompetence, is sadly not uncommon in many lines of work. In particular it appears desirable in the media, essential in politics and, interestingly perhaps, there appears to be a causal relationship with middle management.

  74. Re:They're gonna feel like... by sstamps · · Score: 1

    Nils-Axel Mörner is a discredited scientist on the subject; there are a number of refutations of his supposed "research" on sea levels. Here's one:

    Nils' research cut to ribbons

    No wonder the Maldives president is ignoring him.

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  75. Re:They're gonna feel like... by sstamps · · Score: 1

    It is far more common in armchair quarterbacks than in hard-core researchers.

    If you ignore Captain Obvious answers in your research, it will get peer-reviewed right into the wastebasket, where it belongs.

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  76. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8

    This may explain some of the thinking of these people. They don't read, or learn. They just pull stuff out of their ass and think they are experts.

  77. He said WHAT? by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 3, Insightful

    mongabay.com: Have Kiribati's reefs experienced coral bleaching?

    President Anote Tong: I have certainly seen bleaching. Whether it is the product of climate change, I do not know.

    A straightforward, honest answer from a politician?

    Impressive!

    Sounds like this man has a clue, and integrity. He's prepared to do what needs to be done, even if it's hard.

    Sadly, that makes him a very dangerous man in the minds of "some countries".

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  78. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    Hawaii. The Big Island grows larger every single day of the week thanks to the ongoing volcanic eruptions.

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  79. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by Kohath · · Score: 1

    I mentioned this in another reply, but it seems unwise to force billions of people to give up on living prosperous lives for the long term convenience of a few thousand tropical islanders.

    Tropical islanders should take constructive steps to deal with their own problems. If your island is on the edge of being uninhabitable now, then it might be a good idea to find a place more resilient, or find a way to improve structures to make your own island more resilient. Don't ask everyone else in the world to assume an impoverished state so you can keep your preferred tropical lifestyle without any changes or challenges.

  80. Take a lesson from the Dutch? by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

    Every time I hear about this island nation, I have to wonder "why don't they build a wall around it?

    Well, why don't they?

    A ten foot wall would give them 10 feet of sea-rise additional lifetime. That could be *decades*, maybe longer.

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    1. Re:Take a lesson from the Dutch? by Apuleius · · Score: 1

      When the Dutch want material for an earthworks project, they call the Swiss, and 3 days later everything they need shows up in a barge down the Rhine.

      The Kiribatians have neither the money for that kind of project, nor the location. Shipping mega amounts of concrete to the middle of the Pacific is expensive. These people barely even use money day to day.

  81. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://wattsupwiththat.com/2010/03/25/bengal-island-succumbs-to-global-warming-nonsense-ap-gets-nutty-over-loss-of-a-sandbar/

  82. Please select your chosen response to this article by phrackwulf · · Score: 1

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  83. Re:They're gonna feel like... by benhattman · · Score: 1

    The sad thing, is that a few people out there read your comment and agreed with every word in a nonfacetious way.

  84. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by Apuleius · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That is such an utter straw man. First of all, these islanders are not dealing with "theiir own" problems. These problems are being caused by you and me. If I dumped garbage on your backyard and said "your yard, your problem", you would be right to see it very differently.

  85. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trees DO die, you know. Oceans strip sand away from beaches. They dump sand upon beaches. My tuna fish sandwich has nothing to do with any of the above.

  86. Re: by Kagura · · Score: 0, Troll

    >>>Like what? I'm not a fuel engineer so i'm not sure on the specifics, but there are methods for deriving hydrocarbon equivalents or good enough substitutes from organisms that are only recently dead, biofuels you know, I also have a distinct memory of hearing about some technique to turn CO2 into fuel, that of course is probably something we'll only bother with when the coal run out in a few hundred years.

    Well, I stopped reading after this paragraph I quoted. You don't have to be a "fuel engineer" to understand you don't have a clue of what you're talking about. Please go learn some basic, non-high-level, layman's chemistry.

  87. Re:They're gonna feel like... by sznupi · · Score: 1

    They can only blame themselves? How often was the population of local area even asked (nvm informed of all the implications) before commencing guano strip-mining operation?

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  88. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Mrdzone · · Score: 1

    Who cares. They are people being governed. They can either accept the government they have (along with it their decisions) or try to change it (either through the peaceful process of voting or by violent revolution) However it is still their blame to take if they did neither.

  89. Re:They're gonna feel like... by sznupi · · Score: 1

    You realize that's essentially "blame the victim" of course?

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  90. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dead palm trees, dead polar bears. c'mon, what other proof of global warming do you need? I'm sure there are pictures of dead palm trees and that some of them died from salt-water, but the links to charts showing that the sea-levels have risen by 14 meters in 8000 years, what did that water come from?

    I'm not sure what closing the fishing down has to do with a country whose population has increase by 12% in the last four years. Could be too many people are living in the 313 square miles of island land spread across 33 islands.

    150,000 square miles of fishing territory seems excessive for a population of less than 100,000. Wonder if any of that territory is challenged by any other countries?

  91. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    That chart shows, if anything, that global temperature (which zig-zagged, rather than increased monotonically in the 20th century) is statistically unrelated to sea levels rising.

  92. Re:Please select your chosen response to this arti by cosm · · Score: 1

    11. Frosty Piss

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    13. First Post (but not really first)

    14. @Twitter style response. #Herp-#Derp

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  93. Re:They're gonna feel like... by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's because science says one thing one day, and weeks later says the opposite. Also, scientists argue among themselves about what the conclusion should be.

    I can't find the original article off hand, but approximately 33 percent of research turns out to be wrong, according to one study. This article doesn't put a number on it, but estimates a lot higher.

    Bottom line, journalism makes science look like a bunch of bumbling clowns because it can't summarize research correctly, and the scientists sometimes do a bad enough job themselves that they don't need help bungling the conclusion. I have this argument all the time with people who don't understand how the scientific method works, and the difference between internet news and peer-reviewed journals.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB118972683557627104.html

    (if it's blocked put the URL in google and click from there).

    Finally, regarding gp post, you seem overly sensitive. I didn't read that as a "here's the obvious, maybe that explains it?" post. But maybe I give people more credit than they deserve.

    Does that help you understand?

  94. Atols don't work that way. by Silvrmane · · Score: 1, Informative

    Atols don't "drown" when the sea level rises. They rise with the sea.

  95. Re:They're gonna feel like... by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 2, Informative

    Do you remember the story about peer review being highly sensitive to poor refereeing? It was only a few days ago, on this very website. Maybe this is one of those great experiments with an unsupported conclusion and will get peer-reviewed into the bin?

    http://science.slashdot.org/story/10/09/17/1416201/Peer-Review-Highly-Sensitive-To-Poor-Refereeing

    "A new study described at Physicsworld.com claims that a small percentage of shoddy or self-interested referees can have a drastic effect on published article quality. The research shows that article quality can drop as much as one standard deviation when just 10% of referees do not behave 'correctly.' At high levels of self-serving or random behavior, 'the peer-review system will not perform much better than by accepting papers by throwing (an unbiased) coin.' The model also includes calculations for 'friendship networks' (nepotism) between authors and reviewers. The original paper, by a pair of complex systems researchers, is available at arXiv.org. No word on when we can expect it to be peer reviewed."

  96. Re:They're gonna feel like... by David+Jao · · Score: 1

    I'm not saying AGW is impossible. It sure as hell isn't an undisputed fact. And guys like you frothing at the mouth... is that "sticking it to the man"? Toeing the AGW line is so NOT punk rock.

    The consequences of AGW are so dire that, unless you can rule it out as impossible, it is worth spending some serious effort to avoid the possibility.

    The very uncertainty of climate modeling makes it flat-out ludicrous for anyone to claim that AGW poses no risk. To your credit, you do not claim this, but a lot of global warming skeptics do.

    Spending (say) 1% of global economic activity (about 600 billion dollars a year) on carbon reduction is well within the range of any reasonable cost/benefit analysis, based on our current imperfect understanding of global climate.

    I might also mention, by the way, that the same argument is used to support anti-terrorism efforts, at least in the US: the consequences of a terrorist attack are portrayed to be so dire as to be worth paying almost any price to prevent. It is very interesting that the US Republican Party is willing to go to absurd lengths to thwart terrorist attacks, but opposes any measures whatsoever to combat global warming.

  97. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by samoanbiscuit · · Score: 1

    Says westerner who probably lives on a large continent far away from the ocean...

  98. Re:They're gonna feel like... by grcumb · · Score: 1

    O RLY? Care to tell where?

    Vanuatu, for one. After a recent 7.3 earthquake a few weeks ago, one end of the island I live on rose by about 30 cm. Google 'Subduction' for an explanation of the effect, and 'Rocky Mountains' for an example.

    Some Kiribatians might be interested to move there.

    There are a number of I-Kiribati (as they prefer to be known) here in Vanuatu already. Thanks for the kind thought, though.

    Neighbouring Fiji, whose islands are also rising, has already stated they would be happy to take a significant chunk of Tuvalu and Kiribati's populace.

    ... But all of this does little to alleviate the feeling one gets when the place to which you are bound by blood and culture subsides beneath the waves.

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  99. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by samoanbiscuit · · Score: 1

    $46,381 per capita GDP seems excessive for americans, I wonder if other countries are protesting that americans are too rich... Seriously, this blindness to other (read non-western, non-white) ways of life and other problems is disappointing ... News for nerds indeed, more like news for ignorant ethnocentric hicks...

  100. Poof, poof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the nation vanishes, their control over their land also vanishes. But their major threats are their own population and typhoons, which aren't going to be affected much by this because the locals can still get enough fish. If they're really threatened by rising waters they'd be exchanging fishing licenses for deliveries of rocks and concrete.

  101. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by Abcd1234 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The summary talked about islands threatened by rising sea levels.

    So, I take it you're defending your decision to attack the government of this island without actually reading the fucking article? I assume you also prefer to just skim the headlines in a newspaper, rather than actually reading the stories?

    Christ, and we wonder why the US electorate is so god damned uninformed and gullible...

  102. Re:They're gonna feel like... by BraksDad · · Score: 1

    Do you really need to be a scienst to verify that indead the island is no longer ave the waves? I would guess Indian bakers could adequately verify this.

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  103. Re:They're gonna feel like... by BraksDad · · Score: 1

    Precicely 0? A large meteor/comet strike on the south pole would likely sink them. The tide sinks a lot of islands daily, perhaps we should blow up the moon. Of course we should do this in an environmentally friendly way.

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  104. Re:They're gonna feel like... by sstamps · · Score: 1

    Well, unlike the vast majority of /. readers/posters, I actually read the paper in question. It might be a good idea if you read it, too.

    It describes a hypothetical case of how the peer review process can go wrong, but does not provide nor reference any evidence where it has gone wrong.

    That isn't to say that the peer review process, as it currently exists in vivo, is flawless; however, the paper does not address the current stringent efforts made by the most distinguished groups of scientists (such as the AAAS and the NAS) and journals (like Nature and Science), to maintain as high a quality as presently possible.

    That's not a flaw in the paper, but it is a flaw in people ignorantly attempting to use it in any way to discredit the peer review process as a whole. Yes, sure, some instances of peer review have failed miserably (take, for instance, the Soon and Baliunas Controversy / Climate Research Journal), and it will happen again. However, like the vast majority of science and the scientific method, it is simply (a small) part of the process to improving our knowledge and understanding of the natural world.

    Personally, I laud such papers, as they only serve to improve the quality of science and the process of pursuing knowledge and understanding through it for the betterment of all.

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  105. Kills more whales, and give us money by Ripping+Silk · · Score: 1

    And it seems no sacrifice is too great as Kiribati is one of the few nations to back the Japanese in their 'research' whaling. You've seen Whales Wars, The Cove. This, an excerpt from Silence is Betrayal at blogspot: On June 13th (2010), the Sunday Times reported they had uncovered proof of Japan bribing nations for votes on ending the commercial whaling moratorium that has been in place for 24 years. Two undercover reporters posed as lobbyists for a fake billionaire who wanted to prevent the moratorium from being overturned. They offered £25m in aid over 10 years to six nations: St Kitts and Nevis, the Marshall Islands, Kiribati, Grenada, Ivory Coast and Guinea, in return for a vote against the whaling quotas at the Morocco meeting. They indicated they were willing to consider the offer.

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  106. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Improv · · Score: 1

    I don't see what you're saying with that link.

    Of course academia is sometimes predisposed towards ideas, but generally these ideas are more about the value of education - individual academes vary in their politics, but academia as a unit is not particularly political.

    Academia remains the best path to truth, even given whatever inevitable biases may be part of either individuals or institutions. There are no credible alternatives.

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  107. the like for like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    trade for a vital resource like food (fish) would be state of the art operating theaters. Unfortunately, we don't live in a resource based world. We live in a monetary based one.

  108. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Mrdzone · · Score: 1

    I suppose if you want to define victim in this manner then sure but that's pretty disingenuous.

    They can affect change, they chose not to, they suffer the consequences...

  109. Re:They're gonna feel like... by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Any islands that have disappeared in the last 100 years or so did so due to erosion"

    Rising sea levels cause erosion, just ask the seaside residents on the east coast of the UK.

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  110. Re:They're gonna feel like... by sstamps · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's because science says one thing one day, and weeks later says the opposite. Also, scientists argue among themselves about what the conclusion should be.

    Despite your hyperbole, the fact remains that science is never static. No one EVER gets it right on their first try. Many don't get it right on their 20th try. That's the WHOLE POINT of the scientific method and the research process. Science isn't about proving anything; proofs are exclusive only to mathematics and can be dubious even then. Instead, science is about DISproving things. Like in a crucible, irrelevancies, false observations, improper procedures, incorrect conclusions, etc are burned away, usually a bit at a time, to get a PURER product (note not a PURE product, simply a PURER product) that enhances our knowledge and understanding of the world. Ongoing falsification is at the core of the scientific method.

    As such, sure, science says one thing one day, then some time later, IMPROVES upon that, either refining it via specificity, OR refutation, even. Unlike what most people understand about science, refutation is a GOOD thing -- it demonstrates that the scientific method is WORKING. No true scientist wants to cling to the wrong answers!

    Sure, scientists argue about a lot of things; it is in their nature. However, just because they argue doesn't mean they ignore each others' established and (thus far) unfalsified research. Two scientists could argue vehemently all day long over the specificity of a nearly insignificant point in a pair of competing research studies which otherwise support each other. However, when you ask them about the general consensus of their respective research, they will fully admit to being in near total agreement.

    Bottom line, journalism makes science look like a bunch of bumbling clowns because it can't summarize research correctly, and the scientists sometimes do a bad enough job themselves that they don't need help bungling the conclusion. I have this argument all the time with people who don't understand how the scientific method works, and the difference between internet news and peer-reviewed journals.

    That's why I pretty much ignore what journalists and pundits say; I go STRAIGHT to the science/research itself. Hell, I still consider myself a skeptic of what scientists say about a lot of things, but if I don't have the knowledge/training and haven't done the research, I will give a scientist who does/has the benefit of a doubt until such time as I do have better information from a more reliable source, or from my own research into the subject.

    As such, I (and others) would appreciate direct links to papers, rather than regurgitation of "talking points"-style articles in popular rags, which often cherry-pick and distort salient bits to suit the whims of the article author/editor/publisher. Hence:

    Here is Dr. Ioannidis's paper referenced by your linked article.

    Just like in the Thurner and Hanel paper recently published, I think that Dr. Ioannidis makes valid and important points in his observations. However, again, they are hypothetical in nature. He doesn't actually review or provide specific evidence for statistical analysis to support his contention that "Most Published Research Findings Are False". Again, that doesn't invalidate his contentions (at least directly), but it also does not indict any specific body of research in any meaningful way. In simpler words, you can't use that as a litmus to automatically disregard any particular research paper "just because Dr. Ioannidis said that 'Most Published Research Findings Are False', thus this paper's findings are false". That's being grossly disingenuous and not a little intellectually dishonest.

    Finally, regarding gp post, you seem overly sensitive. I didn't read that as a "here's the obvious, maybe that explains it?" post. But maybe I give people more credit than they

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  111. Re:They're gonna feel like... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    The modern world in wich you live was brought to you by science, if the method did not work then you would not have the tools to broadcast your hubris to the world.

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  112. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1
  113. hah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Living below sea level didn't work for New Orleans either...

  114. Re:They're gonna feel like... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Good grief man, check your sources! Moner is a crank who believes in woo woo physics and was awarded "deciver of the year" by the Swedish skeptics society for organising university courses on dowsing.

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  115. Re:They're gonna feel like... by sstamps · · Score: 1

    Sure thing; as if there wasn't an avalanche of research that anyone with 5 minutes couldn't Google up for consumption. *rolls eyes*

    Laury Miller and Bruce Douglas "On the rate and causes of twentieth century sea-level rise" Douglas has several seminal papers on the subject.
    Permanent Service for Mean Sea Level -- if you want the raw data itself
    Scientific reticence and sea level rise
    The Impacts of Sea-Level Rise on the California Coast

    60+ references on Current Sea Level Rise @ Wikipedia (yeah, it's wikipedia; take the article with a pillar of salt and read the referenced papers and articles instead.. durrr)

    With respect to the original gp post, the PSMSL dataset "defined the following criteria for selecting records from the PSMSL which were long, reliable, and avoided large vertical geologic changes:"

          1. Each record should be at least 60 years in length
          2. Not be located at collisional plate boundaries
          3. At least 80% complete
          4. Show reasonable agreement at low frequencies with nearby gauges sampling the same water mass
          5. Not be located in regions subject to large post-glacial rebound

    So, yah, I think the scientists took into account the obvious issues asked about by the gp: "Is the sea level rising? Or are plate tectonics lowering the land level in relation to the sea?".

    Need more? Or is that enough to keep you busy reading for a little while?

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    -SS "Teach the ignorant, care for the dumb, and punish the stupid."
  116. Re:They're gonna feel like... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Your linked graph does not show a decrease, it shows a flattening of the curve between 1940 and 1970. This was caused by soot and sulphate areosols (also known as pea-soupers), it is the half truth behind the bullshit claim that "in the 70's we were told an ice age is coming". Dispite the large numbers of deaths attributed to pea soupers, the coal industry fought tooth and nail for almost a century against clean air regulations, they are now doing the same thing with CO2.

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  117. Only meaningful if they enforce it! by Kaz+Kylheku · · Score: 1

    Otherwise it's just an attention-getting overture. They are in the news now, which means that people who have never heard of them are now thinking about visiting.

    Just wait, six months from now, everyone will have forgotten about this and they will quietly back down.

  118. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, in all of those cases, its them acting incompetent, inorder to deceive you of their true intent of screwing you over.

  119. Re:They're gonna feel like... by sstamps · · Score: 1

    Apologies, that link is outdated.

    Unfortunately, the original comment direct from Nerem et al is in a paywalled scientific journal, but this blog entry posts a goodly bit of it, along with a bit of character attack on Mörner, but the evidence against him is pretty serious.

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    -SS "Teach the ignorant, care for the dumb, and punish the stupid."
  120. Re:They're gonna feel like... by thesupraman · · Score: 1

    FFS, Kiribalti is SINKING, has been for a long time!

    They are playing a somewhat cunning game of finger pointing, however their own land use and coral damage is what causes this, as the coral naturally recedes, this is well understood, and known for a very long time.
    They just hope someone else will come along with a ton of money, and little knowledge of history.

    The sad thing is they will probably succeed, as peoples ability to identify BS seems to have flown away a long time ago, and headlines now seem to define reality.

  121. Man up by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    Really? "Flamebait"?

    That's just fear expressing itself. A little clear-eyed rational thinking might lead to scary realizations, but fear can be mastered, and then it goes away. Living a lie, by contrast, is just plain suicide. You can hum and whistle all you want, but the house will still be on fire. (Or vanishing under a mile of ice, as it were.)

    That's a high cost for walking around avoiding uncomfortable subjects.

    Time to grow up.

    -FL

  122. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blame themselves?

    From what I have read, commercially viable phosphate deposits were exhausted by the time of independence in 1979. So _even_ if what you say is true, it's not themselves that they have to blame.

  123. Re:They're gonna feel like... by ghostdoc · · Score: 1

    I don't assume that the scientists have not checked out the Caption Obvious answers. I assume they don't talk about them because they don't get paid to talk about them because they're obvious.

    I see the situation like this:

    Mr Climate Scientist studies sea levels. He (for he is a male climate scientist) wants to continue studying sea levels. However, in order for him to do that, someone must pay him to study sea levels. In order for someone to pay him to study sea levels, someone else with money must be interested enough in sea levels to pay him.
    He finds that sea levels go up and down a lot all over the world for lots of different reasons. But saying that in a paper will not be interesting. So he writes a paper about how the sea levels are going up and lots of people are going to drown. He gets two friends who are also interested in continuing to be paid to study the climate to peer-review his paper, and a journal that's interested in being read by people with money who could be scared of rising sea levels publishes it.

    I think there's a problem with peer-reviewed science.

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  124. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any island that gets swamped by the raising currents is probably offset by their more polar cousins, where habitable islands are uncovered from their melting glaciers due to global warming.

    Not that one negates the other or either is from a desired process, but if someone might be counting net lost islands.....we can probably export everyone to around Greenland.

  125. Re:They're gonna feel like... by sstamps · · Score: 1

    That's an important point that I make to a lot of people who decry the value of scientific research out-of-hand.

    I ask them: Do you fly? If so, you are trusting your very LIFE on a consensus of scientific research on the subject of aerodynamics, let alone a mountain of research on materials science.

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    -SS "Teach the ignorant, care for the dumb, and punish the stupid."
  126. Re:They're gonna feel like... by sstamps · · Score: 1

    Please don't mod parent as a troll, jeez.

    He made a fair request.

    One other point I wanted to make is as I said in another reply below: don't listen to the goddamned media -- GO TO THE SOURCE(S) OF THE SCIENCE ITSELF! If you don't understand it, ASK someone who does that you trust to explain it to you, or learn enough of the science yourself to understand.

    The thing is that good science has not really made such prognostications as claimed. As you say, it is the media's interpretation of the science that is at fault in the vast majority of those hyperbolic scenarios. You can even add pathological science items such as Polywater to that list, too, but I will point out that even Polywater was debunked thoroughly by the scientific method fairly quickly.

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    -SS "Teach the ignorant, care for the dumb, and punish the stupid."
  127. Re:They're gonna feel like... by sstamps · · Score: 1

    The fallacy in your take on it is that scientists can study the effects of climate change for a large number of reasons not necessarily directly related to climate change. Many researchers are paid to study things like ice thickness in the arctic for reasons like transportation/shipping and even energy reserve accessibility. There is (now) a lot money to study climate change directly, but a great deal of the existing research came about long before that money was even planned for appropriation.

    Not identifying all known causal sources for sea level change in a research paper is just stupid, and such papers should/would never pass peer review. The problem is not that they aren't in the papers; the problem is that lay people don't read the damn papers and make assumptions based on their a priori ignorance of the subject.

    Sure scientists want to be paid; it's their career, after all. That said, the vast majority of them want to be paid for doing valid research, especially since having it revealed that they were paid to generate garbage research to suit their employers is pretty much a career-ending scenario. ..and, that said, there are a few "scientists" who DO make their careers out of being paid to generate "research" for their "patrons". Ones like Dr. Fred Singer, who has whored out his scientific credentials and "research" to the tobacco and oil companies for decades.

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  128. Re:They're gonna feel like... by shilly · · Score: 1

    If you're going to use a pompous turn of phrase, at least spell it correctly. They can "effect" change, not "affect". The point the poster was making, which seems to have gone swoosh straight over your head, is that if a population doesn't know it's in their interests to effect a particular change, they will be unlikely to do so.

  129. I sure hope by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

    I sure hope that we don't ever have to give up the act of slaughtering members of other species solely to satisfy our taste buds! That would be horrible. We might have to... eat something that doesn't suffer just as we do, like plants!

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  130. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't find the original article off hand, but approximately 33 percent of research turns out to be wrong, according to one study.

    Well, there's about one chance in three that that study is wrong, so I wouldn't pay any attention to it!

  131. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are talking to a man that believes that finite resources don't run out. I really don't think it's any use...

  132. Get your facts right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "..Do you even know anything about Kiribati?..."

    Yes, I do.

    "..As for sea walls, those would do nothing against the salinization of groundwater on those islands. When your well draws sea water, you have to leave the island anyway, which is what is happening in those islands....I admit to not knowing about island fresh water supplies. I'm not sure I believe a small rise in sea levels would automatically change ground water to salt water..."

    Correct. Fresh water forms a lenticular shape in the ground, supported by the saline around it. This is simply shrinking under pressure from overuse. See this World Bank report:

    http://blogs.worldbank.org/eastasiapacific/drilling-for-water-in-kiribati

    "...The population of South Tarawa has grown from only 3,013 in 1931 to over 40,311 by 2005. Such rapid growth has led to a population density as high as 15,000 people per square kilometre on the narrow atoll islands. Tokyo, famous for overcrowding, has a population density almost three times lower..."

    "Well, then, do a Google Image Search on Kiribati. And Tuvalu. You'll find pictures of beaches lined with dead palm trees. Those trees are dead because sea level rise raised the average salinity of the ground water they're rooted in. This is what they are "whining" about: our energy consumption is raising sea levels and making their islands uninhabitable."

    On the contrary. If you search scientific papers rather than activists' reports, you will find that the sea level at Kiribati is currently static. In fact, it has dropped quite far since 1950. People who claim that Kiribati will go under are just extrapolating rising sea level models - actual measurement on Kiribati shows it is in no danger whatsoever. Here is an open letter from Nils-Axel Morner to the president of Kiribati. But what does he know? He's only the Head of Paleogeophysics and Geodynamics at Stockholm University and President of the INQUA Commission on Sea Level Changes...

    http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=31&ved=0CBQQFjAAOB4&url=http%3A%2F%2Fmeteo.lcd.lu%2Fglobalwarming%2FMoerner%2FMaledives_Open_Letter_Moerner_Oct09.pdf&ei=38GVTIaGLN3NjAfx3N3GBQ&usg=AFQjCNGNdByTVrBigykwSBW5HUKkeFozYg&sig2=oD7ht7r8NwikUy04I53_rQ

  133. Re: by shilly · · Score: 1

    I don't know about global famine, but we certainly had famines around the globe in the 20th century. And there were quite a few unfortunate side effects from the green revolution, aka the industrialisation of food production.

  134. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by vrtulobjeq · · Score: 1

    If it helps anyone here, I blogged about this last year; Rising Tides Submersing Kiribati http://is.gd/fhE6M

  135. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by Kohath · · Score: 1

    An island that's on the knife's edge of being uninhabitable is clearly the problem of the people who live there. Those people might want to make contingency plans in case something goes wrong. Things have been known to go wrong.

    And you haven't addressed why billions of people should sacrifice their prosperity for a few thousand people to continue to live in a tropical paradise. And why is it the right choice to force the billions to face an impoverished future so the islanders can avoid some infrastructure challenges they have 50-100 years to deal with.

    Just as an example, if it means billions of people get to have better lives, I personally would be willing to move. Moving is always a hassle, but it's something I can handle for the good of that many people.

    Also, maybe you should look up what a straw man is.

  136. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by Kohath · · Score: 1

    So, I take it you're defending your decision to attack the government of this island without actually reading the fucking article?

    How dare anyone question a government? When did governments ever do anything that wasn't 100% selfless and noble? Governments never hurt anyone, did they?

    I assume you also prefer to just skim the headlines in a newspaper, rather than actually reading the stories?

    Everyone does. That's what headlines are for. I guess you pick up a newspaper and read every word from the front page to the back in numerical order of the pages, without setting it down. No?

    Christ, and we wonder why the US electorate is so god damned uninformed and gullible...

    Was that in the article, or are you just prejudiced against Americans?

  137. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by Kohath · · Score: 1

    How do you know this was forced on "the people"? Where did you get that info?

    All government prohibitions are forced on people. If everyone agreed, the government wouldn't have any activity to prohibit.

  138. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by Kohath · · Score: 1

    Those are some good questions. Luckily, the islanders have 50-100 years to come up with answers (if you believe the rising sea level predictions). If they start looking now, they should have plenty of time.

  139. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't understand why people automatically assume that scientists who spend DECADES studying a particular phenomenon are totally blind to the Captain Obvious answers and don't bother to check them out as part of their research.

    If it's not in their paper, then it hasn't been checked... even if it has.

    Why do you automatically assume the same of other people who know a HELL OF A LOT MORE about a subject than you do?

    Because knowing a lot does not mean they know everything, and also does not mean that someone with limited knowledge can never ask a Good Question.

    If you want to challenge the findings of scientific research, get your arse out of that chair and back into college,

    A college degree does not a Scientist make. Nor is it a requisite. Some of the greatest scientists in history never attended any formal University.

    Failing that, I'll take the word of people who know wtf they are talking about over some anonymous coward on the intarwebs.

    The best way to learn, is to ask questions. It is, in fact, one of the fundamental portions of the Scientific process. In fact, if such questions bother you, I suggest a career in Religion; they welcome blind faith and discourage questions so it should be right up your ally.

  140. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +5 informative

    (this is from one who things global warming is happening)

  141. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, that's what tiny islands do: disappear!

  142. Little known fact... by bythescruff · · Score: 1

    Kiribati is superbly strategically located; with a friend in northern Africa and a slice of bread each, you can make a perfect earth sandwich.

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  143. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real problem is the unregulated phosphate mining that essentially destroyed their island and, likely, undermined (pun intended) the natural strength of island formation. If it disappears beneath the sea - they can only blame themselves.

    You've got the wrong country.

    The islands of Kiribati are atolls whose main income is derived from copra, fishing licenses and foreign aid. The only island that had phosphate mining is Banaba (Ocean) Island, which is not a major population centre and as the highest point in the country is probably not half as much of a concern to them as Tarawa atoll, the capital.

    Nauru, located to the southeast of Kiribati, did indeed have their only island destroyed by unregulated phosphate mining.

  144. Re:They're gonna feel like... by BananaPeel · · Score: 1

    Carbonate sedimentation don't work like clastic sedimentation

    http://sepmstrata.org/seqstratCarbHierarchies.html

    So leave the carbonates alone stop the destructive fishing which may be breaking them up and you give the island a chance. Main risk to carbonates is to great an influx of sediment muddying the waters.

  145. temporary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The chinese only needed the USA market for a long enough period to exchange the dollars received back for more manufacturing related items and tech. Once they have "enough", which they do now, to expand their manufacturing base, they no longer need the influx of USA dollars, they need the larger influx of raw materials and energy sources, which they get outside the USA. Those areas of the world, then their own internal economy, is what will be driving the chinese economy in the future and will be their consumers of choice.

      The days of "needing" the USA consumer for them are rapidly closing. That was a one to two generations effort only, it is no longer really needed, and is borne out by noting they have drastically slowed their purchase of US government debt instruments.

  146. Tourism to fight global warming by kiwix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, because getting tourists to an isolated island does not generate any CO2, so it's great way to fight global warming...

  147. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course there is a global warming period. The question is which one are you talking about, since there have been several. The previous ones were all natural warming/cooling periods, unlike this one which even though it looks exactly like the others is totally caused my humans this time. Everyone knows it's all part of the global big oil conspiracy, who manipulated CO2 levels millions of years ago.

  148. Says in the Article they are sacrificing children. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It makes sense only to rainforest people: throw your kids in the volcanoe or kill them, and then you will ot need to catch as much fish and gather as much resources.

    Typically it's a Satanic principal for these bastards to downsize, when the should be in Research positions to travel abroad for insightful techniques to maximize and generate resources. People forget that plants collect sunlight and water to and create organic material that we should be running through enrichment processes toturn it into more useful minerals. More study on plants and how they transmute!

  149. You are doing it wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Supposed to pile it ontop of the land area to make the land rise higher! Just look to Haiti as an example of a pile of shit rising out of the Sea!

  150. Re: by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

    Yeah you're thinking of Corn ethanol and Biodiesel which solves the transportation problem, but not the starvation problem. Competition with the food industry for scarce land will create skyrocketing grocery costs, leading to the starvation I mentioned before.

    As for genetically-modified food, yes yield was improved but at the cost of putting food production in megacorps control (like ADM) and THAT is leading to rampant starvation around the world. Search youtube for Food Inc (second half) for more information about how subsistence farmers are getting screwed out of their homes, and losing their jobs.

    See.... even the present is not rosy, and it's only going to get worse, especially when oil wells start drying up and prices soar to $1000/barrel during the 2020s.

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  151. I give it 12 months. by andoman2000 · · Score: 0

    I'm giving this plan 12 months at best, this would be the same as the USA telling 50% of the farmers they weren't allowed to grow crops anymore. Food prices would rocket up faster than anyone could anticipate. Of course this negates the fact that farmers in the USA would raise arms against the government and a new civil war would start.

  152. Desalination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BTW, thanks for your input. While you were there, did you notice if they had any solar powered (solar thermal) desalination programs to help provide more freshwater over and above rainfall? That would seem to be another option for them.

    1. Re:Desalination by solarnetone · · Score: 1

      They did not, actually, so I gave them plans for some pyramid style distillers. They did have some nice solar water heaters on the capital island, however.

  153. Re: by durrr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    even the present is not rosy, and it's only going to get worse, especially when oil wells start drying up and prices soar to $1000/barrel during the 2020s.

    If slashdot and your account is still present when the 2020s start, i'll make sure to give you an annual reminder of this prediction until we're in the 2030s.

  154. Re:They're gonna feel like... by sstamps · · Score: 1

    If it's not in their paper, then it hasn't been checked... even if it has.

    Except that it *IS* in their paper, and HAS been checked. Most people (including probably you) don't READ the damn paper and just make stupid assumptions about what is and is not in it.

    In the specific case of what the gp poster said about tectonics affecting measurements, the papers and data observations SPECIFY the quality of measurements based on a number of Captain Obvious criteria, INCLUDING tectonics. Durrrrrrrr...

    Because knowing a lot does not mean they know everything, and also does not mean that someone with limited knowledge can never ask a Good Question.

    While that may be true, the vast majority of the time, the latter part is not the case. Asking the obvious without even bothering to READ the research, and just armchair quarterbacking completely invalidates your otherwise salient point.

    A college degree does not a Scientist make. Nor is it a requisite. Some of the greatest scientists in history never attended any formal University.

    As it turns out, many more scientists DO have college degrees than don't; the exceptions don't make the rule. Not everyone is or can be an Einstein. For most real people, the college route *IS* the best route for such, as very few have the discipline or capacity to "roll their own" science credentials.

    The best way to learn, is to ask questions. It is, in fact, one of the fundamental portions of the Scientific process.

    I never said people shouldn't ask questions; in fact, I have said quite the opposite. Challenge everything. Just make sure you put forth some real effort to ask meaningful questions beforehand.

    In fact, if such questions bother you, I suggest a career in Religion; they welcome blind faith and discourage questions so it should be right up your ally.

    Stupid, willfully uninformed questions bother me.Religion has nothing to do with anything I said, despite your misguided attempt to paint it as such.

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  155. Re:Atol Growth Tracks Sea Level - Darwin by WryCoder · · Score: 1

    We are not talking only about low-level atols.

    Atols maintain their elevation wrt sea level: if sea level drops, wind erosion lowers the atol. If sea level rises, the coral (yes - underwater) builds the reef higher. Beaked fish, e.g. parrotfish, and wave action partially reduce the face of the reef to sand and rubble, which is deposited on the atol above waterline. The coral has no trouble keeping up with sea level rise, about a foot in a century. The real problem is decimation of the fish by hunting. That can slow or halt the build up of coral sand.

    For vegetation to grow on the atol, fresh water is needed. This comes from the lagoon enclosed by the atol, and is contained in a "fresh water lens" that is slightly above sea level under the atol. If the lagoon is breached or allowed to dry out and fill with sand, the atol becomes a coral island. To keep this from happening, the lagoon mush be protected and fresh water must be carefully conserved. Coral islands may have much less water, due to run-off, unless vegetation is firmly established and not destroyed in a typhoon.

    These facts have been confirmed since Darwin first proposed his theory of atol growth.

    A recent, refereed article studied the surface area of 27 atols in the Central Pacific. 86% of them increased in area or remained the same as sea level rose over a 20 to 60 period.

    Global and Planetary Change, Article in Press, Accepted Manuscript, doi:10.1016/j.gloplacha.2010.05.003

    The dynamic response of reef islands to sea level rise: evidence from multi-decadal analysis of island change in the central pacific

  156. (shrug) by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    I know it's a crisis for them, but sea level changes all the time.
    Current sea level changes don't even SHOW UP on this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Post-Glacial_Sea_Level.png 24 kyr graph.

    To suggest that humans can breed nonstop and fill every nook and cranny of terrain on the planet, then cry when the tide comes in because they're getting wet is disingenuous and short-sighted.

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  157. Re:Sounds like simple government oppression by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

    How dare anyone question a government? When did governments ever do anything that wasn't 100% selfless and noble? Governments never hurt anyone, did they?

    Wow, you *really* enjoy knocking down straw men...

    Everyone does.

    No, not everyone. Judgmental assholes? Yes. The rest of us try to avoid coming to snap judgments before actually investigating the story at hand.

    I guess you pick up a newspaper and read every word from the front page to the back in numerical order of the pages, without setting it down. No?

    If my intent were to form opinions about every story in said paper, of course I'd read the whole thing. Wouldn't you?

    Oh, no, wait, you can't be bothered, right right...

    Was that in the article, or are you just prejudiced against Americans?

    Not at all. Just some of them. Specifically, I'm prejudiced against people who choose to be wilfully ignorant, and are too lazy to investigate things before they attack them. I'm prejudiced against those who are intellectually lazy and close minded. Who gain their news from the little ticker that appears at the bottom of their favorite fear-spewing cable news channel, or the big bold text in the newspaper box they see on their way to work.

    In short, I'm prejudiced against jackasses like yourself.

    Hey, pop quiz: did you actually read everything I wrote, here, or did you just read the first sentence of the first paragraph, and then stop 'cuz, you know, there's so many words 'n' stuff!

  158. I used to live there! by troon · · Score: 1

    I lived on Tarawa for a couple of years in my childhood. The islands are overpopulated and very fragile. A popular picnic destination when I was there was the island of Bikeman. Here's what is looked like in 1975. The Japanese built a causeway in the 1990s, which altered currents around the atoll. Here's Bikeman now, although that story falsely attributes the loss to rising sea levels. If that had been the case, the entire island chain would have disappeared. Bikeman was just a large sandbank that got washed away.

    J Maarten Troost's book The Sex Lives Of Cannibals is a humorous yet insightful story of life on the islands, and is well worth a read.

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  159. Re:They're gonna feel like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A prediction is not a measurement. No matter how much you want it to be.

  160. Re:They're gonna feel like... by sznupi · · Score: 1

    "Disingenuous", really? "Affect change"?

    Please, do tell us how a loose group of mere thousands of people (connected mostly just by similar origin and culture), living in a pre-industrial way on very small islands spread over an area of continental US, was supposed to say "NO" to a "requests" of one of the greatest naval and generally industrial powers of the era (while being under the colonial rule already anyway); all in times which didn't attach much value to "savages"... (again, all assuming they would be even able to give informed consent)

    You really shouldn't hold it back, you know; this needs to be shared with the world - it will have monumental effects on it for millenia to come / you will be surely remembered as one of the greatest political thinkers in known history / etc.

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