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Canadian Spammer Fined Over $1 Billion

innocent_white_lamb writes "A man has been fined ONE BEELYUN DOLLARS (yes, really) for sending 4,366,386 spam messages that were posted on Facebook. He was fined $100 for each message, and including punitive damages he now owes $1,068,928,721.46. A ruling by a US District Court judge in San Jose, California has now been upheld by the Quebec Superior Court (the defendant lives in Montreal)."

379 comments

  1. Now he's sending out spam.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Asking for help paying for it!

    1. Re:Now he's sending out spam.. by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      You think that Nigerian prince will help him out?

    2. Re:Now he's sending out spam.. by lavardo · · Score: 1

      He's going to write a check for $billion pieces of dirt.

    3. Re:Now he's sending out spam.. by Noitatsidem · · Score: 1

      Have any better ideas? Hm, actually that's not a bad idea... What else does the guy have to lose?

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    4. Re:Now he's sending out spam.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he e-mailed me today asking for my bank info to help with a solution. so I know he's on the case!

    5. Re:Now he's sending out spam.. by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Have any better ideas? Hm, actually that's not a bad idea... What else does the guy have to lose?

      Another billion dollars, perhaps.

      Maybe we should tell the RIAA that he's been embedding Britney Spears songs as background music in his spam.

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    6. Re:Now he's sending out spam.. by naz404 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Did no one else notice the even more horrifying fact that he set up phishing websites to steal account usernames and passwords?

      According to Facebook, Guerbuez fooled its users into providing him with their usernames and passwords. One method was the use of fake websites that posed as legitimate destinations.

      This guy deserves to be repeatedly sodomized in jail with the use of unpeeled pineapples.

    7. Re:Now he's sending out spam.. by Chrisq · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dear Canadian court. Your BILLION DOLLARS is currently in an account in Bahrain. Unfortunately I am unable to get to it without bank fees of $5,000. If you transfer the money into this account .....

    8. Re:Now he's sending out spam.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think your funny? Fuck off.

    9. Re:Now he's sending out spam.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm on the fence... I hear a lot about people not liking spam, but I just don't get it. For me, it's a great way to find out about products that I may want to purchase. For example, I'm pretty sure I'm not the only guy out there with an enormous 6" penis.

    10. Re:Now he's sending out spam.. by Krau+Ming · · Score: 0

      whoa, whoa, WHOA. that nigerian guy is a SPAMMER???

    11. Re:Now he's sending out spam.. by wmac · · Score: 1

      I don't like pineapples anymore.

    12. Re:Now he's sending out spam.. by Tobenisstinky · · Score: 1

      Adam Guerbuez is that you? - Oh, must be it's posted as an anonymous coward.

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    13. Re:Now he's sending out spam.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The court cut him a break. He only has to pay $1 a year for the next...

    14. Re:Now he's sending out spam.. by istartedi · · Score: 1

      If he gets enough response from the 2nd round of spam to pay the interest on his debt, it's all good. Just ask the US Treasury and Federal Reserve.

      When pressed on this issue, his response was "What? Stop sending spam? What are you, some kind of bleeding-heart Birkenstock Leftist whacko from Berkeley? I say, spam FaceBook until its servers melt into slag. FaceBook might invade my privacy. They may even have weapons of mass privacy invasion. Spam them into oblivion. It's the only way I to make sure."

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    15. Re:Now he's sending out spam.. by eyendall · · Score: 1

      Forget begging spam mail.

      He should save himself the trouble and apply for a government grant.

  2. I don't feel sorry, but... by wealthychef · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I just have to think -- when was the last time a large corporation was fined $1 billion for anything? This has to be just because he had a crappy lawyer or something. Justice quality depends on personal resources in America, no doubt about it.

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    1. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by houstonbofh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I just have to think -- when was the last time a large corporation was fined $1 billion for anything? This has to be just because he had a crappy lawyer or something. Justice quality depends on personal resources in America, no doubt about it.

      The real question is when have they paid it... There have been fines. (Reduced on appeal)

    2. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Big O managed to squeeze BP for 20 of them. He didn't even need more than a stern look. I suppose technically that wasn't a "fine".

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    3. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I just have to think -- when was the last time a large corporation was fined $1 billion for anything? This has to be just because he had a crappy lawyer or something.

      If my lawyer had come and said "Great news, I got your fine reduced from $1 billion to $10 million" I'd say "Great, that's like reduing my 20000 year sentence to a 200 year sentence." Corporations try their best to avoid a billion dollar fine because they might just have the money to pay it. If my lawyer wasted his time doing the same, he would be a crappy lawyer.

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    4. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by lavagolemking · · Score: 1

      At least spamming carries a stiffer penalty for copyright infringement. Now if we could just work all these individual fines down to a level less than corporations are required to pay...

    5. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Justice quality depends on personal resources in America

      ITYM corporate resources.

    6. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by euphemistic · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wonder how much the fine would have been if each spam message contained a song "owned" by one of the MAFIAA. You could generate a fine larger than the entire money supply of the whole world put together. This feels almost like a challenge now.

    7. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'll believe it when the money is paid. How much time does BP get to produce the money? Under what circumstances would they not have to pay? Nobody writes a check just because Big O said to.

      Obama and BP needed a public relations victory, so the most expedient thing to do was for BP to offer a huge settlement. The loopholes could be discussed after the cameras were turned off.

    8. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by rtb61 · · Score: 5, Informative

      In this case, the spammer went with the, no lawyer defence and didn't even bother to turn up. Big catch with that is "Guerbuez fooled its users into providing him with their user names and passwords" and that is interfering with a computer network a criminal offence. The evidence for which has now been established in a civil court and the spammer has show complete contempt for that court not only be freely admitting his guilt but also by mocking the fine by saying he will declare bankrupt and keep all the criminal proceeds from that crime.

      This then forces US law to intervene and seek criminal prosecution for interfering with a computer network, via obtaining user name and passwords under false pretences and using that to fraudulently misrepresent the products he was advertising as being recommended by friends of the victims and also interfering with those 'friends' computer network.

      You have the right to remain silent, remember those words when you want to get rich quick by breaking the law and don't make a ass out of yourself by publicly bragging about and defending your criminal activities.

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    9. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by biryokumaru · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, the real question is how the hell does $100 per message times 4.4 million messages equal $1 billion. $600 million in "punitive damages?"

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    10. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big Orgasm?

    11. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Declaring bankruptcy doesn't do a single thing to shield you when there are criminal charges involved.

    12. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Eli Lilly agreed in 2009 to pay $515M, regarded as the "largest criminal fine paid by a single corporation in federal prosecution". Along with that went a $100M forfeiture of assets and a $800M civil settlement with the US and several state governments, for a grand total of $1.415 billion.

      http://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/2009/January/09-civ-038.html

      Also, Hoffman-La Roche agreed to pay $500M in federal criminal fines back in 1999.

    13. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Dr+Herbert+West · · Score: 1

      Can some math types work that out? How many spams + most expensive songs to "steal" == entire (current) GDP of the ENTIRE WORLD.

      Spammers, are you listening? The gauntlet has been motherfuckin thrown!

    14. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will wake up only when the annual fines to the US government reach one trillion dollars. The problem of national debt .. solved.

    15. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      After 8 years of Bush, I think you deserve one!

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    16. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Informative

      4 years if I recall the terms of the agreement, and the first installment is already being doled out to people along the coast who were affected by the spill.

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    17. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by spyder-implee · · Score: 2, Informative

      I fail to see a problem. If he can pay it, good. If he can't, at least it sets a good precedent for when a business does get busted spamming.

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    18. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by lavagolemking · · Score: 3, Informative

      249,428,104,576, or 249.4 billion messages will surpass the world GDP.

      $61,060,000,000,000 GDP of world ÷ $244.80 per message. = 249,428,104,576 messages. Should a spammer send this many junk messages, and get caught, then by legal precedent he will owe the equivalent of the world GDP. I wonder if that's more than the number of AOL disks that have been mailed...

    19. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by hedwards · · Score: 3, Informative

      It doesn't, it's $440m for the messages and the remainder is punitive damages.

    20. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1

      You know what's funny about that Eli Lilly fine and settlement? In all the stuff I read there's nothing about whether or not the off-label uses actually worked. If the drug actually works as they were promoting it then they essentially are paying 1.4 Billion for a technicality.

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    21. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's $100 USD per message + $100 USD punitive per message. converted to CAD, it becomes $1B.
      terrible summary is terrible.

    22. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Since the guy's canadian and lives in canada.. And this is a US court ruling..

      He went with the "I don't live in that country and they can fuck off" defence...

    23. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by lemmis_86 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, what about e.g. medicinal corporations that trash medicines/drugs that are shipped from India to Africa, just because they infringe on some patent, forcing Africa to buy expensive white-man drugs? Isn't that a crime against humanity? Shouldn't they be fined about 96 beelyun dollars?

    24. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by rossdee · · Score: 1

      I thought the Canadian dollar was worth more than the US$ these days?

    25. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      I just have to think -- when was the last time a large corporation was fined $1 billion for anything?

      The most recent example I can find is the $2.3 billion dollar fine as part of the off-label marketing fraud settlement against Pfizer in late 2009.

    26. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by masmullin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually to make matters more confusing, he is a Quebecker, they have different civil laws than the rest of Canada... however the Quebec civil courts upheld the US ruling.

    27. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by masmullin · · Score: 1

      Bill Cliton RETURNS!

    28. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by ooshna · · Score: 1

      I wonder if that's more than the number of AOL disks that have been mailed...

      No less by about 50.

    29. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by pecosdave · · Score: 2, Funny

      After he's used it not only has he lost his deposit I don't want it back.

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    30. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      What damages? What damage was done by this guy?

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    31. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by beav007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a total of $1,068,928,721.46 USD, which is about $83.45 CAD.

      Completely different.

    32. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Sulphur · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, the real question is how the hell does $100 per message times 4.4 million messages equal $1 billion. $600 million in "punitive damages?"

      Plus $400 million in Court Costs for all the copies they had to make.

    33. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you have your currencies reversed there.

    34. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, $1,068,928,721.46 USD equals something like $2,432,051,566,766,955,121,880.12 CAD ... :)

    35. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      What about the 1.25 billion Intel paid to AMD? I don't recall that getting reduced on appeal. AMD even posted a profit due to the settlement.

      http://www.intelsinsides.com/page/com_6.html

    36. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      That's why they're called punitive. They are entirely to serve as punishment in addition to the per message fines.

    37. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by TheLink · · Score: 5, Insightful

      RTFA: "According to Facebook, Guerbuez fooled its users into providing him with their usernames and passwords. One method was the use of fake websites that posed as legitimate destinations."

      "After Guerbuez gained access to user's personal profiles, he used computer programs to send out millions of messages promoting a variety of products, including marijuana and penis-enlargement products, Facebook said."

      How much damage is that to you?

      Whatever the damages are, to me the punitive fines of USD100 per user seem fair to me. So he should still be looking at USD400+ million in fines.

      I don't think you want to encourage "economies of scale" when it comes to crimes.

      So if you figure out a clever but illegal way to paste ads on 4 million people's front-doors, you should only be fined the same amount as someone who does it on one door?

      Yes those people "could always remove the crap on their front door", but if you keep letting people get away with it, you end up with crap permanently on your door.

      You do city-scale damage, you get city-scale fines. Sounds fair to me. Don't like it, think before you do it.

      It's like those littering fines. Yes it doesn't cost that much to remove one coke can from the ground, or a discarded wrapper.

      I don't see why someone should get a smaller fine per offense than a "normal person" just because they chose to make money in a way which involves littering on a massive scale.

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    38. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by someoneOtherThanMe · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Great news, I got your fine reduced from $1 billion to $10 million"

      ..." and my bill will be just 5 % of this difference."

    39. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Dahamma · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, 'cause that $1B total fine to a bald, goateed, tatooed, BROKE spammer in Canada is really going to send that extra message: "all you bald, goateed, tatooed, broke spammers in Canada, don't spam or we will fine you almost a tenth of a percent of your country's GDP, payable immediately!"

      That'll learn 'em.

    40. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by moronoxyd · · Score: 1

      Well, I do remember a few fines by the EU against the likes of Microsoft, Intel, Gaz de France (sp?) and E.On that where in the range of several hundred Millions.

    41. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Informative

      Errr BP has paid nearly a $1bn (ONE BILLION DOLLARS) in claims alone before this fund was set up.

      But that's no where near as exciting as talking out of your arse against "teh evil corporation". Just as well you posted AC because you are just that!

    42. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by jjo · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but "Quebecois" is the French spelling. "Quebecker" is the English one. There are still a few anglophones left in Quebec.

    43. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, a large US corporation was fined 300M in Europe a while ago for abuse of monopoly, but that's just peanuts comparing to how much they rake in with their extortion business yearly...

    44. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by rah1420 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Please tell me how his physical appearance has anything to do with what he's being assessed as a fine.

      And you might amend that description to "bald, goateed, tattooed, BROKE, unrepentant and defiant." Seems to me that if you brag about your crime, threaten BK so that nobody can 'come after you' etc. etc. that perhaps the judge setting the award might take that into consideration when pronouncing sentence, dontcha think?

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    45. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      so.. if he had just paid 1 billion dollars, he wouldn't be tried for intercepting logins and passwords? fines are meant for small things.

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    46. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Chrisq · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry, but "Quebecois" is the French spelling. "Quebecker" is the English one. There are still a few anglophones left in Quebec.

      Making it the third most used language after Arabic and French

    47. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Chrisq · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wonder if that's more than the number of AOL disks that have been mailed...

      No less by about 50.

      forget grey goo, I have this nightmare end of world scenario where all of the Earth's matter is converted into AOL disks

    48. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by crypticedge · · Score: 1

      That was only true for about a month in 2007. Its currently 1 US dollar = 1.0135 Canadian dollars so not much different, but when your talking about $1,000,000,000 that extra .0135 adds up.

    49. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CAD is worth more than USD...

    50. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by frostfreek · · Score: 3, Funny

      The extra money goes to the Harmonized Sales Tax.

    51. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      When was the last time a large corporation was caught knowingly violating a law 4.4 million times?

    52. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His fine is approximately US$831 million. ($200 x 4.46 million infractions)

      In Canadian dollars, at today's exchange rate, that's over CD$1 billion.

      -AC

    53. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      Oh, and just remembered, Columbia/HCA paid a total of US$1.7 billion for 14 counts in 2002

    54. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by men0s · · Score: 1

      Justice quality depends on personal resources in America, no doubt about it.

      Wouldn't that be true in Canada as well? You know, seeing as how the Quebec Superior Court upheld the ruling.

    55. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by mmontour · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Since the guy's canadian and lives in canada.. And this is a US court ruling..
      He went with the "I don't live in that country and they can fuck off" defence...

      Ask Mark Emery how well that defense works.

    56. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by masmullin · · Score: 1

      Hahaha... you're named what we tell you you're named. That's what we get to do since Wolfe vs Montcalm.

      Just kidding. Go Habs GO!

    57. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by anyGould · · Score: 1

      I would suspect that the Quebec court was simply ruling that the judgment could be enforced there (treaties and such). I doubt they retried the case on merits.

    58. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      For P2P downloads, using the RIAA's metric of $750 per song (one of the lower and more common numbers they've asked), you'd have to download 81.4 billion MP3s to rack up "damage" equal to the world's GDP.

      In some cases the RIAA has specified damages in the four-to-five-digit per song range so it could be much less.

      Fun fact: It would take a over 303 petabytes (303 x 1024 terabytes) to store that many songs at 4MB each.

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    59. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      How many Sony rootkit CDs were sold?

      Is installing a fucking rootkit on a person's PC without their knowledge even illegal in the states though?

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    60. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by skydyr · · Score: 1

      Settlements are contracted between two parties to resolve court cases without recourse to the court. Basically, you go to the judge and say "we've worked it out, it's cool now" and that's it. It's also very different from fines paid to the state.

    61. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      "How much damage is that to you?"

      Not much. All of which can easily be recovered. It's not like their accounts will never recover. I'm just saying that $100 per message is too much.

      "Don't like it, think before you do it."

      So we should just swamp everyone who commits a single crime with fines that are so high that they can never be paid off so the person can never recover?

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    62. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by t2t10 · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on, everybody gives a volume discount. Can't we say... $500m instead of $1b?

    63. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      The "per message" fine was also too much.

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    64. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno, "bald, goateed, tattooed, unrepentant and defiant" sounds kind of hot, in a bad boy sort of way. Unfortunately, "obese, smoker" kind of kills it.

    65. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, still someone with the mistaken belief that a strong currency is like a big dick.

      Be happy that the US still tries to maintain a strong currency, because once it devalues, Canadian (and European, Chinese, and Japanese) exports and jobs will be in trouble.

    66. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      Please list the laws that were broken by Sony.

      Sony was sued in 15 different lawsuits and the federal government. Sony paid out US$1.5 million each to two states, US$4.5 million to 40 other states. I have not been able to find any information on a total settlement of the federal or individual lawsuits. The federal lawsuit paid out up to US$150.00 per person for issues related to removing the "rootkit" DRM. The amounts listed do not include the downloads and other forms of reimbursement.

    67. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by wshs · · Score: 1

      18 U.S.C. 103(a)(5)

    68. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by wshs · · Score: 1

      Should have double checked that before posting. Either the various computer crimes laws were repealed, or LII has an incomplete/inaccurate database.

    69. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may say "just kidding" but Habs is a racial slur. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habitants

    70. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      So we should just swamp everyone who commits a single crime with fines that are so high that they can never be paid off so the person can never recover?

      Well he should sue Facebook if Facebook made incorrect claims about him doing this: "According to Facebook, Guerbuez fooled its users into providing him with their usernames and passwords. One method was the use of fake websites that posed as legitimate destinations."

      If he really just sent spam from his own accounts and didn't get usernames and passwords, then yes he should get a much smaller fine. But he used many other people's accounts to send millions of spam.

      So to me it does depend on how many accounts he took control of.

      Keep in mind that "unauthorised access" to computer material/systems/accounts is normally treated as a serious offense by the courts unless you're "blessed" like Sony... Maybe he should get a good lawyer and argue from the Sony angle ;).

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    71. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by davev2.0 · · Score: 1
      I think you mean 18 USC 1030(a)(5):

      knowingly causes the transmission of a program, information, code, or command, and as a result of such conduct, intentionally causes damage without authorization, to a protected computer;

      But, Sony has an affirmative defense in that they did not intentionally cause damage, but rather said damage was an unintended side-effect of the DRM they purchased from a third party.

    72. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by wiedzmin · · Score: 1

      Actually to make matters more confusing, he is a Quebecker

      Exactly, if they charge him, he'll threaten to separate.

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    73. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      About 0.9% less as of today, but thanks for playing.

    74. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Demolition · · Score: 1

      You may say "just kidding" but Habs is a racial slur. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habitants

      That article says nothing about "Habs" being a racial slur.

      On the contrary, the term seems to be a source of pride. The early settlers purposely chose to be known as habitants rather than the more servile-sounding censitaire.

    75. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by masmullin · · Score: 1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    76. Re:I don't feel sorry, but... by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      I just have to think -- when was the last time a large corporation was fined $1 billion for anything? This has to be just because he had a crappy lawyer or something. Justice quality depends on personal resources in America, no doubt about it.

      This would be one such instance: Microsoft copped a 2 billion dollar fine off the EU for unfair business practices.

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  3. Mod summary up by Trip6 · · Score: 1, Funny

    One BEEYLUN DOLLARS! And Sharks with frickin' laser beams!

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    1. Re:Mod summary up by jimmydevice · · Score: 1

      The previous ipv4/ipv6 hand wringing exercise used the obviously SI unit "zillions".
      This EU bastardization of our beloved Footlong per Fortnight and LOC (Library of congress)
      standard measurement units must be stopped!
       

    2. Re:Mod summary up by EdIII · · Score: 1

      Footlong per Fortnight

      Uhhh, never heard of that one. Is it a measurement of sexual activity?

    3. Re:Mod summary up by 0x25 · · Score: 1

      I thought it was furlongs per fortnight?

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    4. Re:Mod summary up by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      We're not all into your weird anthropomorphic animal fetish.

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  4. who knew? by Wingman+5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who knew that Billion was spelled differently in Canada, maybe it is like color and colour.

    1. Re:who knew? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who knew that Billion was spelled differently in Canada, maybe it is like color and colour.

      Yep, here in Canada, it's correctly spelled "billioun".

    2. Re:who knew? by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Who knew that Billion was spelled differently in Canada, maybe it is like color and colour.

      Yep, here in Canada, it's correctly spelled "billioun".

      I thought you spelt it "bouillon"?

      Man I'm hungry...

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    3. Re:who knew? by syousef · · Score: 1

      Who knew that Billion was spelled differently in Canada, maybe it is like color and colour.

      Well maybe it has a whole other meaning. Unless he has that sort of money, they might as well have 12 unicorns and 3 pixies. Seriously what even happens to this indvidiual now that he owes a fine he can't pay? Jail? Bankruptcy (or doesn't that discharge legal fines)?

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    4. Re:who knew? by md65536 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought you spelt it "bouillon"?

      Ah oui, but jusque en Kebecke. Here en le Montreal we often say "Ehpardonez moi, allez vous un bouillon dolare? Non? Moi aussi."

    5. Re:who knew? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We just spell slower when addressing Americans.

    6. Re:who knew? by aiht · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Ehpardonez moi, allez vous un bouillon dolare? Non? Moi aussi."

      "Pardon me, have you soup dollars? No? Me Australian."
      Have I got that right?

    7. Re:who knew? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL, so I couldn't answer this positively. I suspect, however, that failure to pay the fine might earn him a "contempt of court" charge, and last time I heard, that earns you a jail term that remains at the court's discretion, which customarily means you get to be a "guest" of corrections officers until such time as you are no longer in contempt, or the judge agrees to discharge you. Well, that's the situation as I understand it in the U.S., anyhow, Canada may have slightly more rational legal actions.

    8. Re:who knew? by Danh · · Score: 1

      I'd say it's nearly a Gi$ = 1,073,741,824 $.

    9. Re:who knew? by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Don't know about spelling, but billion can mean both 10^9 and 10^12, depending on the region.

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    10. Re:who knew? by rjch · · Score: 1

      Who knew that Billion was spelled differently in Canada, maybe it is like color and colour.

      Hell, in Canada one billion can be a different number. Wouldn't it be nice if the long billion was applied to this particular spammer...

    11. Re:who knew? by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      We don't have 'debtor's prisons' in the US and pretty sure they don't in Canada, as both use English Common Law as their basis and are likely somewhat similar. They can likely order wage garnishing based on his income, but they can't take more than he actually makes, or leave him with less than he needs to live at the poverty level. They can also put a lien on any property he owns or buys, although they would be 2nd in line to get compensation after primary lenders. As to bankruptcy, not sure if Canada allows discharging fines that way, but I doubt it.

      In short, he will live a life that makes his income out of sight of the tax man, so there isn't anything to garnish, in a cat and mouse game. Not much different than he likely has been living it, but with more eyes on him.

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    12. Re:who knew? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't make sense in French or English. You failed in two languages at the same time

    13. Re:who knew? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually it's not a bouillon in french & quebecois, it's 'un milliard' - http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milliard, using the long-scale system which is used in the major part of the world not using completely different numerals (india, china, japan and korea)

    14. Re:who knew? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word "WHOOSH" is highly appropriate now.

    15. Re:who knew? by all204 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nope. You can't get legal fines discharged, nor secured loans, like student loans. I've looked into it in the past, bankruptcy in Canada isn't the holy grail people think it is. At least thats whats been explained to me in the past.

    16. Re:who knew? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally a fine will take into account one's ability to repay, and if the individual cannot afford a repayment, a payment plan is generally set up. If that's the case, this guy is probably going to be paying all future earnings to the court for the rest of his life. I don't know if court fines are inheritable!

    17. Re:who knew? by RJHelms · · Score: 1

      Obviously you've never talked with a Francophone from northern Ontario. There only thing that was inaccurate that he said "en le Montreal" instead of "en le North Bay".

    18. Re:who knew? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Pardon me, are you going to a billion dollars? No? Me also."

      I think you accidentally the whole thing.

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    19. Re:who knew? by md65536 · · Score: 1

      Sacre brun you got me. It would have been much more accurate if I said that "Albertans visiting Montreal might be heard to say..."

    20. Re:who knew? by md65536 · · Score: 1

      Ah merde! I used google's translate thing to check what I wrote, and changed "allez" to "avez" on google but forgot to do it in slashdot.

      I've exposed a Canadian National Secret: most of the country speaks, at best, high school French... and not very bien.

  5. Good. by blhack · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is something that I've tried and tried and tried to explain to some of my friends that work in marketing. When you are sending spam, you are literally using somebody *else's* property in a way that they don't want you to use it in order to give them messages.

    This should be looked at no differently than causing unused speakers in my house to play radio advertisements when I want them turned off.

    You send spam, and it's taking up a limited resource (disk, bandwidth, power, man hours, etc.) to your end and against the will of the recipient. I really hope that there are more cases like this.

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    1. Re:Good. by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is something that I've tried and tried and tried to explain to some of my friends that work in marketing.

      "It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it!"
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    2. Re:Good. by Garwulf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's even worse than that in this case. According to the article, he was compromising other people's accounts using fake websites, and then using those accounts to send his spam so that it would appear to be from their friends. So, it's not just spam in this case - it's fraud and identity theft.

      If it were up to me, he would also be going to jail.

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    3. Re:Good. by RNLockwood · · Score: 1

      ... causing unused speakers in my house to play radio advertisements when I want them turned off.

      Hasn't that already been patented?

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    4. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see what you mean, and I agree that spam is horrible, but I cannot help but feel sorry for this guy.
      I mean, a billion dollars!?

    5. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, but 1 billion? Fuck BP latest desaster/accident by ignoring/cutting saffety measures (thanks to bush, cheney and lobbys de-regulations favouring companies cost savings as if they don't make already enough proffit was a recipie for a huge disaster) could only be fined by a max of 25! million.

      Compare that to a ludicrous 1 billion for spam who at worst, clogged some bandidth and likely didn't even annoyed as many people as you think, since most likely, a large percentage of that said spam was filtered.

    6. Re:Good. by metrometro · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you get the speakers for free, and the ads are targeted to your demographic, so it's pretty much like it's a feature, right? Riiiight?

    7. Re:Good. by SeeManRun · · Score: 1

      It sounds by your reasoning than anyone that sends real junk mail, you know, in an envelope to your door, should be fined much more. If the fine is 100 dollars for an email, I couldn't see the fine for real life junk mail to be any less than $20,000 per piece of junk mail, given the resources it requires for someone to open the envelope (possibly cutting themselves), lifting the paper to your eyes, determining it is useless, and throwing it in the trash or recycling, and then taking that package to the curb. While spam is a nuisance, be realistic. Popups, advertising online, it is just the way of the Internet and people have accepted it. This is a ridiculous fine. All they should legally be able to do is seize every dollar he earned and an extra 10 k for wasting people's time. At least then they might actually collect the money.

    8. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a friend here in New Zealand who showed me a print-out spam from a local bank. It activated her printer and printed without her consent. How they did it, I don't know, but ink-jet printers aren't cheap to run. They did this twice before she complained, and the spams ceased. To me this was the lowest form of spam.

    9. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I don't like all those ads that Google inserts in web pages that I'm trying to view, and they're using my equipment and bandwidth when these ads that I don't want are displayed on my machine. Does that mean I can sue Google for theft of services, (or something similar)?

    10. Re:Good. by rjch · · Score: 1

      I had a friend here in New Zealand who showed me a print-out spam from a local bank. It activated her printer and printed without her consent. How they did it, I don't know, but ink-jet printers aren't cheap to run. They did this twice before she complained, and the spams ceased. To me this was the lowest form of spam.

      Fax spam is just as bad.

    11. Re:Good. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps explaining that his salary will be reclaimed in fines by the state and used to fund his prison sentence would assist his ability to learn.

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    12. Re:Good. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Fraud and identity theft are the same thing, and should not be differentiated.

      They both involve one person convincing another entity that they are someone other than they really are, and obtaining a benefit through that deception. In no way should the liability be on the person whose identity being used in any way. "Identity Theft" is just another way for big business to say "We gave your stuff away to someone who wasn't you, but we don't want to accept responsibility." No, not the case. You should have been sure that the person you were dealing with was me, and that's the only way to look at this. Identity Theft is not real, it's just fraud with spin.

      A satirical slant on the subject, but suitably applicable. Clicky

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    13. Re:Good. by kieran · · Score: 1

      I think Jail is overkill... so long as he pays up :)

    14. Re:Good. by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      You may think so, but if congress wants my vote, they will have to send him to Iraq for stoning to death.

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    15. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, no. That would open the door for people to sue ANYONE who sent them an e-mail they decide they don't want. Get angry at a former friend? Sue them for that last e-mail they sent you.

      Almost overnight, e-mail would disappear.

    16. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      blhack wrote: "This should be looked at no differently than causing unused speakers in my house to play radio advertisements when I want them turned off."

      Oh this is such a good idea... Don't bother, I've already started filing the patent. ;)

    17. Re:Good. by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Jail remains a possibility. This was a civil case. Criminal charges could still be laid.

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    18. Re:Good. by lennier · · Score: 1

      This should be looked at no differently than causing unused speakers in my house to play radio advertisements when I want them turned off.

      I fully agree.

      On a completely unrelated note, I just had this wonderful idea for a new marketing technique involving cruising the streets with unmarked vans and short-range radio transmitters...

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  6. He's not very worried by Warll · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't worry that only works out to about twelve Canadian dollars.

    1. Re:He's not very worried by fyoder · · Score: 1

      Don't worry that only works out to about twelve Canadian dollars.

      2002 called. They want their joke back.

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    2. Re:He's not very worried by Laxori666 · · Score: 1

      Hmm I can't tell if you were trying to make fun of the Canadians for having bad currency and got it wrong, since that'd mean that their currency is incredibly powerful, or if you were making a striking commentary on how the us dollar is screwed. In any case I wanted to reply saying that 1 CAD is worth more than 1 USD nowadays, but it seems to be 1 USD to 1.0159 CAD atm.

    3. Re:He's not very worried by nedlohs · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      What idiots where making jokes about Canadian dollars being worth more than US dollars when the US dollar was at its all time high against the Canadian dollar?

    4. Re:He's not very worried by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      That's correct, inflation has almost gotten us to the point where getting those Canadian coins in your change is a positive rather than a negative. I can't actually spend a $50 or $100 bill in more than half of the stores in my local area, ironic given the ever rising prices for everything.

      Perhaps I'll be papering my walls with $20 bills within the next 10 years, ala the Weimar Republic.

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    5. Re:He's not very worried by fyoder · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hah, jokes on me. Repeated meme blindness.

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    6. Re:He's not very worried by Warll · · Score: 1

      Actually it was the 2008, "USA is bankrupt", version.

      At first I was going to use the clbuttic version butt It wasn't ass funny.

    7. Re:He's not very worried by Warll · · Score: 1

      I'm canadian eh so I'm allowed to make these jokes eh, its in our constitution or something eh.

      eh.

    8. Re:He's not very worried by hedwards · · Score: 1

      At the moment that's correct, we're both in an economic slump, but the US has massive debts. Not sure how much debt the Canadians have, but it's probably much less. But it'll change as we pull out of the recession and stop throwing money down the Afghan/Iraqi hole we'll pay off the debts and productivity will return and we should be back to the status quo.

    9. Re:He's not very worried by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      That's correct, inflation has almost gotten us to the point where getting those Canadian coins in your change is a positive rather than a negative.

      That's not true at all. The recent weak US dollar vs. foreign currency has not coincided with (much less been caused by) strong inflation in the US.

    10. Re:He's not very worried by masmullin · · Score: 1

      shutup ya hoser

    11. Re:He's not very worried by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      At the moment that's correct, we're both in an economic slump, but the US has massive debts. Not sure how much debt the Canadians have, but it's probably much less.

      The absolute value of Canada's national debt is smaller, but its a tiny bit higher as a proportion of GDP.

      But it'll change as we pull out of the recession and stop throwing money down the Afghan/Iraqi hole we'll pay off the debts and productivity will return and we should be back to the status quo.

      Unlikely that we'll pay off debts; except for a brief period during the Clinton administration, the US debt has expanded in absolute terms every year since, IIRC, the last prior surplus in the Kennedy Administration.

      Assuming policy isn't totally bungled, its likely that the debt-to-GDP ratio will drop as the US recovers and returns to growth, not because the US will payoff the debt but because GDP growth will exceed the expansion of the debt.

    12. Re:He's not very worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Canadian dollar has been at or close to par, or even a little more sometimes, since ~2007. It is at historical highs that haven't been seen in more than 30 years. This is more-or-less a reflection of the poor state of the U.S. dollar compared to other world currencies and the comparative strength of the Canadian economy, which didn't suffer anything close to the economic disruption the U.S. did (e.g., not a single Canadian bank failed). The joke isn't really relevant these days. It's currently 1CAD= 0.9854 USD.

    13. Re:He's not very worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who's the idiot worrying about the intrinsic value of the dollar? The canadian dollar is worth more than a american one..
      Now suck my "gosses", and go shoot someone on your lawn you amère-ican couilllon! (that's french canadian for 'stop making an ass out of yourself man', it's about a spammer sentenced for a lot of money, not about yer friggin dollars being more stable if you'd change em for canadian ones..)

      i agree that the guy should be punished for identity theft and fraud, but one billion gazookas as a fine for spamming? i personally think the dude should be copying by hand every spam he sent instead! and apologize...

    14. Re:He's not very worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Therein lies the humour.

    15. Re:He's not very worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when the US dollar was at its all time high against the Canadian dollar?

      It was but it ain't any more.

    16. Re:He's not very worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where? i'm not sure, i think just up there.

    17. Re:He's not very worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about? it's almost at par now. when i was a child it was almost double.
      Blame Bush for destroying the economy.

    18. Re:He's not very worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      xe.com - use it

  7. sure, why not by fyoder · · Score: 1

    Spam seems an attractive way of getting a message out because it is so inexpensive per message. Given the volume, the amount per message to act as a deterrent doesn't have to be that high. A buck would probably do it. Though perhaps he's really rich and they wanted a figure that equates with certainty to "all your money". I guess that's not an option when sentencing -- "How much ya got?"

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  8. If He Files Bankruptcy ... by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If he files bankruptcy, and Facebook doesn't get their billion dollars, can Facebook claim the billion as a 'loss' (a la 'bad debt', 'uncollectable account', etc) and get a tax break out of it?

    1. Re:If He Files Bankruptcy ... by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      If he files bankruptcy, and Facebook doesn't get their billion dollars, can Facebook claim the billion as a 'loss' (a la 'bad debt', 'uncollectable account', etc) and get a tax break out of it?

      Read the article! He was fined, not sued. Fines aren't dischargable in bankruptcy.

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    2. Re:If He Files Bankruptcy ... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      Something that I simply don't know: what actually happens when someone is fined more than they are ever likely to earn in their lifetime? How much gets garnished? How do they eat, pay for shelter, etc.? At some point, I might prefer to just rob a bank and force the state to put a roof over my head and feed me if it happened to me...

    3. Re:If He Files Bankruptcy ... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Read the article! He was fined, not sued. Fines aren't dischargable in bankruptcy.

      When they're made numbers, who cares??

      Nobody is going to ever earn a billion dollars in their lifetime. They'll never be able to collect. They might be able to pinch a little out of his paycheque, but they need to leave him enough to eat and survive -- they can't just leave him indigent.

      I'm not sure what they can do -- but you're never gonna collect $1 Billion from anyone.

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    4. Re:If He Files Bankruptcy ... by Penguinisto · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dunno about Canada, but a bit of sniffing around turned up this: US Federal law says that they can only take up to 25% of your paycheck, or exempts up to 30x the federal minimum wage per week, whichever is bigger (though according to that site, child support, alimony and such can be taken in bigger amounts). They could come after a goodly chunk of what you own, though again, with a healthy dose of exemptions.

      Basically, I figure that they'd leave you with enough stuff to live simply, and not much else.

      OTOH, not so sure ab't wanting to get locked up in PMTIA prison just to avoid paying it or to make some sort of point... it would be hella easier on one's anus to just move to Mexico or Central/South America, no?

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    5. Re:If He Files Bankruptcy ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh hey look, not an extraditable offense! He's safe as long as he never travels to the US or tries to hold assets in US territory.

    6. Re:If He Files Bankruptcy ... by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Nobody is going to ever earn a billion dollars in their lifetime.

      Tell that to Bill Gates. I rather suspect he'd disagree with you once he stopped laughing.

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    7. Re:If He Files Bankruptcy ... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      So what does that mean in terms of justice? He's not going to pay up so what happens next? Does he have to sew a billion mail bags?

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    8. Re:If He Files Bankruptcy ... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well, usually, in western countries in general, there's a limit on how much the collector can garnish your pay, 30% or so, and for social security checks etc usually with much lower percentage. usually they start living in cash and using friends & family for owning things like real estates. there's plenty of semi-white collar people in that situation and every time some economic bubble goes there's plenty more.

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    9. Re:If He Files Bankruptcy ... by Jamie+Lokier · · Score: 1

      If the accounting is sane, any tax break should just cancel out whatever tax they would have to pay on it.
      I.e. no overall benefit to Facebook.
      But who knows, the accounting might not be sane :-)

    10. Re:If He Files Bankruptcy ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, as it doesn't meet the requirements to be classified as of any of those things. Also, losses != bad debt, they're two different things.

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    11. Re:If He Files Bankruptcy ... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Tell that to Bill Gates. [wikipedia.org] I rather suspect he'd disagree with you once he stopped laughing.

      Well, as a percentage of all people on the planet, the number who actually own billions is vanishingly small.

      Anybody who already has billions of dollars is going to be able to fight this more in court, and probably never going to pay the fine. Anybody who doesn't have billions of dollars is likely never going to have it, and is probably never going to pay the fine.

      Either way, a billion dollar fine is essentially absurd.

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    12. Re:If He Files Bankruptcy ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OTOH, wouldn't they need to declare a 1B$ additionnal revenue and pay taxes on it?

    13. Re:If He Files Bankruptcy ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      get a tax break out of it?

      Or a bailout...

  9. um by mrsteveman1 · · Score: 1

    How can a Canadian court "uphold" a ruling from a US district court? Why do Canadian courts even care unless this guy is going to be extradited?

    1. Re:um by Libertarian001 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Possibly they're not "upholding" the US court ruling, but rather, they're not finding contrary to what a foreign court has found. Splitting hairs? Maybe. The one SCOTUS case that I heard oral arguments for (yes, in person) was a jurisdictional issue. A US merchant had already been found against by the Chinese Admiralty, he didn't like it, counter-sued in the US and it made it's way up to SCOTUS. I think it was Ginsberg that came right out and asked why they should create an international incident by "over-ruling" a foreign court. Sharp lady.

    2. Re:um by BitterOak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How can a Canadian court "uphold" a ruling from a US district court? Why do Canadian courts even care unless this guy is going to be extradited?

      Because this is a fine rather than a jail sentence, no extradition is necessary. By upholding the ruling, the Canadian court is agreeing to collect the money on behalf of the American court.

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    3. Re:um by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1

      There are various treaties in place between pairs or groups of nations that cover much of the civilized world and prevent you from escaping debt by fleeing the country in which you incurred the debt. As long as the debt was incurred in a way that is recognized as legitimate in the country you are now in, they will treat it just like any other debt.

      Thus, in a case like this pretty much all the Canadian court would ask itself is whether or not, under Canadian standards, the US court legitimately had jurisdiction over the Canadian. If they did, then the judgement is a debt that the Canadian owes, and the Canadian justice system will help the creditor collect it.

      BTW, this is also why it is bullshit when some company moves to some other country and claims they did it because product liability lawsuits cost them too much money in the US, but they continue to sell their product in the US. Generally the country they move to will enforce US product liability judgements. The real reason they are moving is for cheaper labor, but saying "we moved to Mexico because we wanted near-slave labor" is a lot worse from a PR point of view than blaming it on trial lawyers. If any company REALLY leaves because of product liability lawsuits, they will also stop selling in the US.

    4. Re:um by biryokumaru · · Score: 4, Funny

      Am I the only one who always finds it oddly disturbing that the acronym for Supreme Court of the United States looks an awful lot like "scrotum?"

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    5. Re:um by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's pretty fucking simple this guys... Don't mess it up.

      A US court ruling has no power to get anything from the guy as long as he and all his possessions are outside of the US. Before anything happens in Canada a Canadian court needs to look at the case and see if it agrees on the ruling.

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    6. Re:um by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      Are you implying that an extradition for a jail sentence would not need to be processed by the courts?

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    7. Re:um by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      How can a Canadian court "uphold" a ruling from a US district court? Why do Canadian courts even care unless this guy is going to be extradited?

      This is more about a Canadian court saying "yes, you did something naughty, went through a recognized court system, and we acknowledge the outcome".

      Had the court done something which the Canadian court ruled would be counter to Canadian law or treaty obligations, they could have set it aside or basically said the judgement would carry no weight in Canada. I suspect it was mostly a formality, but I'm not sure.

      However, if anyone knows more of the legal details, feel free to point out the myriad ways in which I have described it all incorrectly. :-P

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    8. Re:um by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Are you implying that an extradition for a jail sentence would not need to be processed by the courts?

      Extradition is usually done before trial ... they agree to send you abroad to stand trial for something. That is handled by the courts. They could agree to extradite if you have been found guilty in absentia, but that I'm not sure of or how often that might come up.

      In this case, the legal proceedings in the US have already concluded, all that Canada has done is to agree to uphold this judgement -- and, possibly assist in the enforcement of it.

      (Of course, I still have no idea how anybody expects to get a billion dollars from anyone.)

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    9. Re:um by M4DP4RROT · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's pretty fucking simple this guys... Don't mess it up.

      A US court ruling has no power to get anything from the guy as long as he and all his possessions are outside of the US. Before anything happens in Canada a Canadian court needs to look at the case and see if it agrees on the ruling.

      From the summary:

      A ruling by by a US District Court judge in San Jose, California has now been upheld by the Quebec Superior Court

    10. Re:um by dakameleon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Two uneven halves make it up, they're generally wrinkly and balding, and tend to hang around not doing anything much useful most of the time.

      Not too far off the mark?

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    11. Re:um by dakameleon · · Score: 1

      So you didn't even read the summary, let alone the fine article?

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    12. Re:um by hedwards · · Score: 1

      If you think that's bad, justice Potter Stewart's court would probably be known as SCROTUS.

    13. Re:um by mhotchin · · Score: 1

      "Supreme Court Reporter of the United States".

    14. Re:um by BradleyAndersen · · Score: 1

      Look at the etymology of the word 'testimony'.

    15. Re:um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA - This was a canadian court ruling.

    16. Re:um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A US court ruling has no power to get anything from the guy as long as he and all his possessions are outside of the US. Before anything happens in Canada a Canadian court needs to look at the case and see if it agrees on the ruling.

      Never mind RTFA. RTFS: "A ruling by by a US District Court judge in San Jose, California has now been upheld by the Quebec Superior Court (the defendant lives in Montreal)."

    17. Re:um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the UK we have a Commissioner for the Rights Of Trade Union Members (known as the CROTUM). Sadly there is no Scottish Commissioner.

    18. Re:um by Guignol · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough, it also sort of sounds like this: SCOTTEX
      is it any better ?

    19. Re:um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention Scalia's a dick.

    20. Re:um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because if Canada doesn't uphold a US ruling, US will threaten economic sanctions against, oh I don't know, lumber imports, and Canadian unemployment rate will double. Same reason why Canadian military is helping US in the middle east.

    21. Re:um by alexo · · Score: 1

      Extradition is usually done before trial ... they agree to send you abroad to stand trial for something. That is handled by the courts.

      Extraordinary rendition is usually done in lieu of trial, no court involvement is necessary.

  10. Priorities.. by Renraku · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Funny..a company was just fined a few million for (illegal) human experimentation of their bone anchoring glue which resulted in several deaths, but a spammer that didn't cause any physical harm or death is fined a billion dollars. Let's get some file sharers fined for more than the GDP of several small nations combined too, for good measure.

    I hate spammers, but you're telling me that a few million spam messages are worth more than several LIVES and ILLEGAL MEDICAL EXPERIMENTATION ON HUMANS?

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    1. Re:Priorities.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

    2. Re:Priorities.. by Z34107 · · Score: 1

      Funny..a company was just fined a few million for (illegal) human experimentation of their bone anchoring glue which resulted in several deaths, but a spammer that didn't cause any physical harm or death is fined a billion dollars. Let's get some file sharers fined for more than the GDP of several small nations combined too, for good measure. I hate spammers, but you're telling me that a few million spam messages are worth more than several LIVES and ILLEGAL MEDICAL EXPERIMENTATION ON HUMANS?

      Absolutely! They found a practical use for lawyers! A discovery of that magnitude is worth a Nobel or two.

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    3. Re:Priorities.. by Teancum · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How many lives were impacted by the medical testing and how many lives were impacted by the spamming? I think $100 per person sounds pretty reasonable, and the spammer made a conscious decision to send the messages out to the other million or so people that received the spam. It was his fault, the spammer, that so many messages went out.

      At the very least, this ought to make major companies shy away from potential spamming as I'm sure the shareholders would notice a billion dollars leaving the company.

      What I wonder here is if or how somebody can bankrupt their way out of a legal obligation like this?

    4. Re:Priorities.. by gmhowell · · Score: 4, Funny

      Funny..a company was just fined a few million for (illegal) human experimentation of their bone anchoring glue which resulted in several deaths, but a spammer that didn't cause any physical harm or death is fined a billion dollars. Let's get some file sharers fined for more than the GDP of several small nations combined too, for good measure.

      I hate spammers, but you're telling me that a few million spam messages are worth more than several LIVES and ILLEGAL MEDICAL EXPERIMENTATION ON HUMANS?

      Absolutely! They found a practical use for lawyers! A discovery of that magnitude is worth a Nobel or two.

      He said 'experimentation on humans'.

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    5. Re:Priorities.. by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Any company doing illegal human experimentation resulting in deaths should be punished far more than that. People should be in jail for murder.

      The spammer, OTOH, made a few million people's lives just that little bit worse, and deserves to be financially ruined.

    6. Re:Priorities.. by lavardo · · Score: 1

      How many lives were impacted by the medical testing and how many lives were impacted by the spamming? I think $100 per person sounds pretty reasonable,

      Yea, $100 marijuana per person sounds like good testing.

    7. Re:Priorities.. by md65536 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Funny..a company was just fined a few million for (illegal) human experimentation of their bone anchoring glue which resulted in several deaths ...

      Oh come on... it's ONLY their bone anchoring glue. I mean, do we even need that? They could have died from anything. Loose bone syndrome. Wandering pelvis. Smoking. Boneitis. All of these are natural causes.

    8. Re:Priorities.. by hedwards · · Score: 1

      What matters man, is the lives that won't be on account of people being too scarred by goatse man to procreate.

    9. Re:Priorities.. by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Strictly speaking that would normally be manslaughter, experimentation implies that you expect them to pull through or at very least have a reasonable hope of them lasting longer than without treatment.

    10. Re:Priorities.. by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but illegal experimentation implies an aspect of wilfulness about it. Maybe murder 2...

    11. Re:Priorities.. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      He said 'experimentation on humans'.

      Not that it matters in this case, as everything but heart is interchangeable.

    12. Re:Priorities.. by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      That dance wasn't as safe as they said it was...

    13. Re:Priorities.. by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Difference is: The spammer did it intentionally. Malice aforethought.

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    14. Re:Priorities.. by selven · · Score: 1

      This isn't just a few million spam messages, this is a few million spam messages sent in a way that maximizes the chance someone would waste time reading them, and with some identity theft mixed in. Slight harm to very many people can, in fact, exceed great harm to a few people.

    15. Re:Priorities.. by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      Somebody would likely end up in jail for something that blatant. The legal protection afforded by incorporating (as an LLC or something similar) doesn't allow its officers and staff to let the company take the fall when they're caught harvesting organs from the homeless.

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    16. Re:Priorities.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      illegal medical experimentation..

      you are fucking clueless.

    17. Re:Priorities.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was this a reference to the Limewire case? Or were you really not aware this had already happened? For those who were not aware, here is the link to the /. story from earlier this year. Who gets fined 10% of the US GDP?

    18. Re:Priorities.. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Loose bone syndrome
      Wandering pelvis
      Boneitis

      Not sure bone glue would help with any of those. Maybe with some fractures in shorter bones, or used in conjunction with / replacement of intramedullary rods.

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    19. Re:Priorities.. by mr+exploiter · · Score: 1

      Don't waste your breathing defending the spammers you're not going to get much sympathy here.

    20. Re:Priorities.. by Jamie+Lokier · · Score: 1

      You don't know how many people suffered and died as a side-effect of the identity theft and messages purporting to be from friends, and neither does anyone else - it is practically impossible to evaluate. But in such large numbers of people affected, there will surely be some effect. So the comparison is meaningless.

      Nor do you know the economic damages caused by reactions to the spam. It certainly does cause lost time and money - lots of it.
      Shouldn't the cost it causes be reflected in the fine?

      If I travelled the world and stole just $1 from every individual, but nobody died, do you think I should be fined only a small amount, because it wasn't as nasty as medical experimentation? Even though I stole more than $6bn altogether?

      Slashdot and Facebook cause lost time and money too (in some ways; there are also difficult to measure economic benefits). We don't fine everything that sucks people's time - only when there is an associated criminal act - which there was in this particular spamming case.

    21. Re:Priorities.. by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      It's what happens when you have an offense that is easy to commit huge numbers of times. Such as sending spam, or serving files.

      If I jaywalked in Las Vegas 31 times the maximum penalty would be larger than the maximum penalty for battery with a deadly weapon causing substantial bodily harm.

      That says nothing about how many jaywalks are considered equivalent to beating someone with a crowbar, it's just what happens when you multiply. When you can commit the millions of times then clearly the penalties are going to reach insane levels.

      So what do you think the fine for a single spam email should be? If it's $0.003 then sending as many as this guy did will give you a higher fine than the one for the battery/deadly weapon/substantial bodily harm I mentioned (though that's ignoring the jail time option and just taking the maximum fine).

    22. Re:Priorities.. by glittermage · · Score: 1

      Were the experiments done to illegal immigrants or Taliban? That would certainly weigh in on any value compared to spam messages.

    23. Re:Priorities.. by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 1

      Ah, but the price of a human life can be measured, and it often amounts to a small dollar value. How much more productivity are you going to get out of an old woman with osteoporosis? Measured by cold economic equations her life is worth mere thousands.

      But electronic crimes have no set measure. Nobody can put an accurate dollar value on annoyance, or loss of security. Lawyers will make up a figure, then multiply it by the millions of people that were involved, and so the costs can be astronomical...if complete fiction.

      The lesson here is to only commit crimes that net you a countable amount of dollars, and don't be afraid to kill if it's cost-effective. Bureaucrats everywhere, take notice.

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    24. Re:Priorities.. by GasparGMSwordsman · · Score: 1

      The main difference is that the spammer never showed up to court and the medical company did. Who knows what the fine would have been if he had made any attempt to defend himself. Instead facebook made a claim saying, "This guy is bad, he owes us a billion dollars." This was followed by the judge asking if anyone objected which was followed by crickets chirping.

      I entirely agree that a medical malpractice issue resulting in deaths should carry a waaaaay heftier fine than a spam case (the guy also committed fraud, identity theft, hacking). But if the medical company didn't show up to court I bet their fine would be just as large as the plaintiff asked for, even if it too was a billion dollars.

  11. It's a good news/bad news sort of thing by jhp64 · · Score: 2, Funny

    From TFA: "He’s also barred from opening a Facebook account."

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    1. Re:It's a good news/bad news sort of thing by ickleberry · · Score: 1

      That almost makes the $1bn fine worth it

    2. Re:It's a good news/bad news sort of thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From TFA: "He’s also barred from opening a Facebook account."

      That's bad news, I reckon? Should be, anyway.
      Here's what I say: the fine should have been uphold but he should be allowed to use/open Facebook accounts.

      • Good for the economy: with such fines, why would anyone worry about the GDP, right?
      • Good for Facebook users: either they'd be interested in ... (whatever the spam advertised)... or they'll quit wasting their time on Facebook (because it is a wasted time, isn't it?)
      • Good for Slashdot: if he does it again, would be another occasion the story makes it on /. . Besides, with so many users abandoning Facebook, the chances are some of them will join Slashdot (or, if already having an /. account) waste more time in here
      • Potentially good for the fined person as well: assuming that he redeems himself (so all that the above goods won't happen), where will he go to meet his friends in today's world?
  12. How does this work? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    A ruling by by a US District Court judge in San Jose, California has now been upheld by the Quebec Superior Court (the defendant lives in Montreal)."

    How does that work between countries, especially since both courts seem to be creations of their respective state governments.

    1. Re:How does this work? by debrain · · Score: 3, Informative

      Have a look at the concept called "comity".

    2. Re:How does this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Treaty. American and Canadian diplomats got together at some point, and discussed how to handle these kinds of affairs, which were then ratified by the respective legislatures.

      Believe it or not, governments can negotiate a degree of respect and consideration for each other.

      Can they contradict the basic principles of government? Some people would say "Yes, that's how X happens" but well, in the case of civil judgments it's not exactly unreasonable.

    3. Re:How does this work? by sed+quid+in+infernos · · Score: 1

      How does that work between countries,

      The U.S. and Canada have a way to register judgments issued in one country to be collected in the other. The person seeking to collect has to prove the judgment form the originating country and prove that it is not contrary to the public policy of the country in which collection is sought. The defendant can also use the collection attempt to launch a "collateral attack" and attempt to disprove the judgment, but doing this usually requires showing that the original court lacked jurisdiction or egregiously violated due process. (I've used the American terms - Canadian law has similar concepts but might use slightly different names.)

      especially since both courts seem to be creations of their respective state governments.

      "U.S. District Court in San Jose" is very probably a U.S. federal court, and the judges in Quebec Superior Court are appointed by the Canadian federal government.

  13. better start responding to those emails by bakamorgan · · Score: 1

    Better start responding to all those emails where they need help transferring money in from those swish bank accounts.

  14. Heh by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

    We all know that he'll prolly never be able to repay it all... but most likely he'll have his wages garnished for the rest of his life. End up working 2 jobs where one job goes to pay off the fine.

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    1. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then why work at all when the State can support you? Worse they can do is toss you in a minimum security prison where you don't have to work, either :P

    2. Re:Heh by lavardo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sure a security software company could hire him with no problem.

    3. Re:Heh by Dr.+Zim · · Score: 1

      Check again. A lot of public services are not available to convicted felons.

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  15. Now thats justice for you, American style!! by mikeiver1 · · Score: 1

    Here this worthless tool sends a bunch of Emails to a bunch of idiots about penis enlargement and gets a fine of one billion plus. On the other hand we have Citibank who misleads investors and regulators about Billions in losses and bad investments and they get a fine of 75 million. That is only a days worth of profits from laundering the drug cartels money. Gotta love the FTC and the courts, they know where the priorities are!

    1. Re:Now thats justice for you, American style!! by lavardo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, that fine didn't include all their spamming, lame ads & sharing of personal information.

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  17. That's too much by chebucto · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A 1 billion dollar fine is absurd. First, there's no way he can ever pay it. Second, it is way out of proportion to the harm caused. Third, it undermines respect for the courts by making them look out to lunch, foolish and/or vindictive.

    Think about what a billion dollars represents: the lifetime's earnings of a hundreds of well-paid people, or a thousand low-wage people, or the GDP of a small city. Spam sucks, but the damage this guy caused doesn't measure up.

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    1. Re:That's too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the Facebook TOS mentions that they charge $100/spam? What I don't understand is why anyone would want punitive damage on top of that.

    2. Re:That's too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      too much? come on, only 1 billion isn't so much.. one men in france just had a 4,9billion *euros* fine (6,78billion us dollars..).. only 170,000years his current pay according to the press..

    3. Re:That's too much by mpaulsen · · Score: 1

      Well, then the solution is simple. You two get together and come to some agreement on how much he's going to pay you for each email that ends up in one of your inboxes. When you receive an email (or many), send him an itemized invoice and he can send you a payment. If there's a problem, just take him to court with the contract in hand and demand payment.

      If he had asked me, I would have agreed to $10 per email -- quite a bargain compared to the $100 (plus damages) he agreed to when he decided to spam.

    4. Re:That's too much by slimjim8094 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nobody expects him to pay. Even a fine of 1 million dollars (1/1000 of the amount) would be essentially impossible to pay - that's many people's lifetime earnings before expenses.

      This is clearly a no-more-fucking-around sort of fine. Whatever they fined him at, he wouldn't be paying it, so might as well use the actual amount to send a message.

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    5. Re:That's too much by cynyr · · Score: 1

      I think they decided what the punitive damages for a single piece of spam would be, $100-$200, and multiplied by the number he sent out, 4.37 million messages. Seems pretty simple, he did 100-200 worth of damage 4.37 million times. It looks foolish, but on the other hand it doesn't.

      The key here is "punitive" a way to make the dollar value go up to make it a deterrent. Like jail time, or loosing a limb, or ... whatever for a crime.

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    6. Re:That's too much by md65536 · · Score: 1

      A 1 billion dollar fine is absurd. First, there's no way he can ever pay it.

      It's common to be penalized more than you can pay. It sets a precedent. Such things can also be used to "send a message" to others: Do this, and it's not going to be financially beneficial. If an organization with a lot more money decided to do this, it would hurt.

      It's like RIAA's scare tactics, which I think are despicable, but in this case I think it's okay to bankrupt someone who is making money off of scamming a lot of people, and I think it's okay to scare off people who would intentionally plan to harm others.

    7. Re:That's too much by Kjella · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To be honest I don't really care whether they can pay or not if the damages are proportional to the harm caused. Even if you're dead broke you can cause great grief to other people, same with people that serve a dozen consecutive life sentences. It's worth making the point even if there's nothing to be gained from it. But though I find spammers to be the scum of the earth, I got to admit there are worse people. It doesn't help taking the damage figures in US courts seriously either, it's like taken out of an Austin Powers movie...

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    8. Re:That's too much by D+Ninja · · Score: 1

      Actually, a billion dollars is WAY more money than any of the examples you gave. It's so much money, most people can't even wrap their minds around how big it is. The top 150 cities of GDP include cities that are ~$5 billion. That's the top 150 cities in the world. So, he has to pay back as much money as some large cities make. As for those hundreds and thousands of well-paid and low-wage people...how much do you consider low wage? (For me, 1000 * $30,000/year = $30 million - not even close to a billion.)

      Either way, you're main point is true - the fine is absurd.

    9. Re:That's too much by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Well, then the villain should have thought about it before he started spamming people. I don't give a shit that the fine is "excessive", if it will scare the pests from spamming us.

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    10. Re:That's too much by hedwards · · Score: 1

      It's not too much, given the amount of damage that he caused. Ultimately, he'll end up paying a small fraction of that, in terms of giving back pretty much everything he has, then having a considerable amount of his wages garnished for the rest of his life. Given what he did, he's damn lucky he's not going to federal slam him in the ass prison for a goodly amount of time.

      But more than that, there's a bit of frontier justice in it, since it's so hard to nail these guys, the penalty is necessarily stiffer than it would be for some other crimes of similar damage level.

    11. Re:That's too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A 1 billion dollar fine is absurd.

      No kidding. My monthly YAK invoice is barely over $1.50.

    12. Re:That's too much by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      That doesn't help either... So you'll "garnish" his wages? If I were him, I wouldn't have any further movidation to earn a dime, welfare here I come!!! Stupid fine...

    13. Re:That's too much by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      "he did 100-200 worth of damage 4.37 million times"

      What damage did he do? What possible damage can a Facebook message have?

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    14. Re:That's too much by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      "if the damages are proportional to the harm caused"

      How is $100 per spam message proportional to the imaginary harm caused? That's insane.

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    15. Re:That's too much by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      So, because you don't like him, he should get an outrageous fine? $100 per message? Really? It's just worthless spam, similar to all of the worthless messages sent on Facebook all the time.

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    16. Re:That's too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canadian spammers are fined in Canadian dollars.

    17. Re:That's too much by Tom · · Score: 1

      A 1 billion dollar fine is absurd.

      At $100 per mail, it is considerably below what the MPAA/RIAA thinks a song or movie copy is worth.

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    18. Re:That's too much by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      Canadian dollars are worth 0.985 American dollars, a difference which doesn't even come close to covering the difference.

    19. Re:That's too much by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Well, they're punitive damages. How is a $300 littering on highways fine proportional to the harm caused, when they make a convict pick it up for free anyway?

    20. Re:That's too much by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      The other messages may be 'worthless' but they're not selling fake penis pills or marijuana.

      Did you read the article to see how this guy sent the spam? He stole people's passwords via fake websites.

      "...similar to all of the worthless messages"? Not so much.

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    21. Re:That's too much by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      I remember reading somewhere (I think it was Gibbon's "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire") that it's a characteristic human tendency that the more impossible it is to enforce a law, the more outrageous the penalties for breaking said law become.

      While dooming said person to perpetual poverty if they choose to continue to live in Canada (hint: move. AFAIK this is a civil matter not a criminal one, so there should not be impediments to living somewhere outside the reach of the US or Canadian courts), there's always a way around it - by forming corporations, etc. Get mom and dad and a few friends to set up and register a corp, buy the shares from them, and you're home free. Of course the corporation would have to own all assets and a trusted person found to sign bank accounts, etc so that red flags didn't show up - but really this judgment probably has no hope of even "recovering" the court costs, much less an actual billion dollars.

      Yet sadly this is how bureaucrats think. Some accountant somewhere has probably put $1 billion into the "accounts receivable" ledger, and is awaiting payment.

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    22. Re:That's too much by mr+exploiter · · Score: 1

      Who cares if it's too much... they are spammers, any sum larger that what they are going to ever earn in their lifetime it's fine.

    23. Re:That's too much by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Actually, the convicts are paid (though not much).

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    24. Re:That's too much by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > welfare here I come!!

      So he gets to live in poverty for the rest of his life. Something he didn't want to do, else he would just done it rather than launching this get-rich-quick scheme.

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    25. Re:That's too much by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but then they take it out of their account to pay for their stay =)

    26. Re:That's too much by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      I said the spam was similar to all of the other worthless messages sent around on Facebook. In that, it was worthless as well. Still, if there must be a fine, it definitely shouldn't be $100 per message.

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    27. Re:That's too much by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      "Well, they're punitive damages"

      No, I'm pretty sure it's $100 per spam message plus $100 extra in punitive.

      "How is a $300 littering on highways fine proportional to the harm caused, when they make a convict pick it up for free anyway?"

      That is a bit too much. However, this isn't even a physical object.

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    28. Re:That's too much by Dr.+Zim · · Score: 1

      Fact Check... according to the last census statistics, over an adult's working life, high school graduates can expect, on average, to earn $1.2 million; those with a bachelor's degree, $2.1 million; and people with a master's degree, $2.5 million. True, he still won't pay the fine, but 1 Million is not many people's lifetime earnings.

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    29. Re:That's too much by lakeland · · Score: 1

      I don't think it works though.

      If say 1% of spammers get hung out to dry like this and 99% get rich then many people would be willing to take those odds. Increasing the punishment of those 1% wouldn't help, you need to increase it from 1%. I think that would have a cumulative effect since it would start scaring people off and thereby increase your percentage faster.

      It's also the reason that the RIAA concentrates on making its cases high profile - it's a reasonable substitute for more prosecutions.

  18. Missing the target by Voltaris · · Score: 1

    Judgments like this one are missing the target. The real victim is the public, not Facebook. After all, they could have placed some kind of limitation that prevent a user of sending more than 5 messages per 30 sec, for instance. That makes me wonder in which case a fine like this could really be to the advantages of the victims. What if it's a company that is sending spam? Frankly, if this case occurs, the company will probably close and some workers will loose their job. Sending spam must be considered a criminal act - the real way "criminal" mean. I think that the only dissuasive punishment are the cold hard prison bars. Something between 5 and 10 years, without the possibility to use a computer for another 5 years. We have to send a clear message and stay away from the economic side of the crime because the only ones who get money in this story are the lawyers.

    1. Re:Missing the target by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Not really, the public sees the messages, and possibly buys something, but the vast majority of the damage is done to the various ISPs, server admins and such. They're the ones that pay for most of the damage, and hence they're the ones that sue. But beyond that, they're also in the best position to know who it is that is doing the spamming. By the time I check my email, it's a pretty good bet that whoever sent the spam is already onto a new host.

  19. He's wearing two watches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Horatio would approve.

  20. Where's my money? by DeadlyFoez · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If they "fined" him $100 for each message, then with the 20+ messages that I got because of him means that the US government should be giving ME that money. I'm the one who got spammed, why is the government getting money for what he did wrong to me? That does not make sense.

    1. Re:Where's my money? by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 1

      Well according to the article, the court ruled that he owes Facebook the money, not the government. I guess it makes sense -- he used their network to distribute and profit off of the spam. He did so by tricking users into giving him their login credentials, and once he had that, he would run programs to send out the millions of spam messages. Unfortunately, I don't think anyone will see a dime out of this.

  21. FYI: by lavagolemking · · Score: 1

    $1,068,928,721.46 ÷ 4,366,386 spam messages = $244.80 per message. I know we're probably trying to have a deterrent effect on spam, and it's a LOT lower than copyright fines, but it's still kind of high

    1. Re:FYI: by fyoder · · Score: 1

      $1,068,928,721.46 ÷ 4,366,386 spam messages = $244.80 per message.

      Yikes. According to the summary, it was $100 per message, plus punitive damages. Those are some punitive damages, esp. considering the per message value is punitive. Unless they believe emails are worth $100 each. In which case I should advise my correspondents to stop emailing me and just send the money instead.

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  22. I'm old enough to remember... by steve+buttgereit · · Score: 1

    ... when a billion dollars was real money!

  23. Dear editors, by HamSammy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    wtf man

    Come on, let's at least be professional! It's no wonder that some members and former members of this site bemoan its quality, as well as the quality of its stories. ONE BEELYUN DOLLARS?! Isn't decent English a reasonable expectation from a professional source? It's not even a good joke.

    To anyone who meta-moderates and bumps these stories, I thought we we're better than repeating in-jokes.

    Also, there's a typo.

    Also, I think the billion dollar fine is a bit much. As it's been said before, other lawsuits concerning much graver, more depraved actions and situations come nowhere near this fine, yet they deserve to be at the very least the same. The fine is also not even going to be paid, not in full at least, simply because the defendant does not have the means to pay it. So for all intents and purposes, the fine doesn't even really matter. He should have gotten a reasonable punishment he deserved, and the victims of his actions should be able to see justice served, and in this case, the justice is the full payout of everything legitimately owed to them.

  24. Re: [subject removed] by zblack_eagle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Somehow parent seems strangely relevant

  25. Let's see... by lavagolemking · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wonder how much the fine would have been if each spam message contained a song "owned" by one of the MAFIAA. You could generate a fine larger than the entire money supply of the whole world put together. This feels almost like a challenge now.

    4,366,386 messages x $200,000 = $873,277,200,000 or $873.3 billion. Actually, it's only a couple hundred times more than what he owes now, which is more than the total amount of money the U.S. government gave the banks in the TARP program, but still just under 1/3 of the U.S. national debt as of October 2009. Are there any economists out there who can tell us if this amount of money is printed (Canada or U.S.)? Would it be theoretically possible for him to walk into the court, and pay in cash?

    1. Re:Let's see... by lavagolemking · · Score: 1

      but still just under 1/3 of the U.S. national debt as of October 2009.

      Errr... I meant to say "2/3 of the U.S. national debt as of October 2009".

      Sorry.

    2. Re:Let's see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      You mean the US deficit, not the debt. The debt is $13.6 trillion, the 2009 deficit was $1.42 trillion.

    3. Re:Let's see... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      But could he pay in pennies?

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    4. Re:Let's see... by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Would it be theoretically possible for him to walk into the court, and pay in cash?

      Assuming such an amount of money (~870 billion) could be printed in bills, would it fit in the largest courtroom of the US. Assuming it would fit, there's the even more significant issue of weight; that amount of paper might well destroy the floors of the building by sheer weight alone. (on the plus side, that would mean more space to fit more money into).

      I once calculated something similar for Bill Gates' fortune expressed in the largest bills one could get from an ATM in the Netherlands. It amounted to about 26 large shipping containers, limited by weight not volume. I forget the number of special heavy-cargo shipping containers you'd need, but it was still be limited by weight.

      In short; I highly doubt any courtroom would have the physical capacity to hold that much money.

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    5. Re:Let's see... by micheas · · Score: 1

      Would it be theoretically possible for him to walk into the court, and pay in cash?

      Assuming such an amount of money (~870 billion) could be printed in bills, would it fit in the largest courtroom of the US. Assuming it would fit, there's the even more significant issue of weight; that amount of paper might well destroy the floors of the building by sheer weight alone. (on the plus side, that would mean more space to fit more money into).

      I once calculated something similar for Bill Gates' fortune expressed in the largest bills one could get from an ATM in the Netherlands. It amounted to about 26 large shipping containers, limited by weight not volume. I forget the number of special heavy-cargo shipping containers you'd need, but it was still be limited by weight.

      In short; I highly doubt any courtroom would have the physical capacity to hold that much money.

      Well, if they went on a printing spree of 10,000 dollar bills, (not printed in over 60 years) you could get your 870 billion in about 93 cubic meters, which should fit in most court rooms, with a little room left over. If you were forced to use hundred dollar bills, I suspect it would take about 70 average court rooms to hold them.

    6. Re:Let's see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... still just under 1/3 of the U.S. national debt as of October 2009....

      WRONG. That was the deficit for FY09. That means that over the fiscal year we spent over a trillion more than we took in. Someone needs to stop this. The current national debt is over $13,618,426,600,000.00 and rising at a rate of $33,000+ per second. We need to take in at least $1,080,000,000,000 more in taxes or reduced spending per year just to keep it from growing. The IRS collected $2,396,290,997,000 in FY07. That means taxes have to go up by at least 47% from that or spending has to be drastically cut (probably both) just to keep the debt from increasing. To get rid of the national debt in 13 years, taxes would have to go up by about 87%. I don't know anybody sane that wants a 70% tax bracket to be the top end. We should cut all programs to a level that is affordable, stop waste, and run a $1tn surplus until the debt is eliminated.

    7. Re:Let's see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how much the fine would have been if each spam message contained a song "owned" by one of the MAFIAA. You could generate a fine larger than the entire money supply of the whole world put together. This feels almost like a challenge now.

      4,366,386 messages x $200,000 = $873,277,200,000 or $873.3 billion. Would it be theoretically possible for him to walk into the court, and pay in cash?

      No. Let's say that the largest bill = $100,000. Let's also say that that bill weighs 25 grams (an approximation and lower bound). Now, 8,732,772 x 25 grams = 218 319.3 kilograms. I mean, it's about 218 tonnes. He could bring it in a truck (weight-wise), but he'd need one OMGWTFBBQ truck for that.

      So definitely no walking.

      (and this doesn't even touch upon the dimensions of that heap of bills)

    8. Re:Let's see... by ciggieposeur · · Score: 1

      To get rid of the national debt in 13 years, taxes would have to go up by about 87%. I don't know anybody sane that wants a 70% tax bracket to be the top end.

      OK, following the numbers I'm guessing you mean the top end needs to exceed 87%, right? Because by the Mean Value Theorem there is no way to make up a 87% tax shortfall without someone out there paying more than 87% on some of the income.

      We should cut all programs to a level that is affordable, stop waste, and run a $1tn surplus until the debt is eliminated.

      We could start by closing the 1000 or so military bases outside our borders and stop our two pointless wars.

    9. Re:Let's see... by misiu_mp · · Score: 1

      A USD bill weighs 1 gram. So 218 tonnes becomes mere 8 tonnes. Fully feasible for a normal truck.

    10. Re:Let's see... by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1

      Let me google that for you . Okay, that's not fair, there's one missing piece. Let me google that for you too.

  26. Exempt from bankruptcy by Semptimilius · · Score: 1

    Fines are typically exempt from bankruptcy in Canada. I don't know if there are reasonable limits to fines that could cut this down to something that can be paid back, but, if not, essentially the court just forced the guy to pay this for the rest of his life. This is incentive to create a new identity, perhaps get work under the table (maybe criminal, besides the tax evasion).

  27. Can you say... by madeye+the+younger · · Score: 1

    Punitive damages? Good! I knew that you could. This isn't restitution, where the amount matches some arbitrary measure of costs incurred (harm done). This is to make the punishment so deliberately disproportional to the actual cost/benefit that others avoid the same offense because its such a bad business risk.

  28. I've always favoured fair spam sentencing by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I will agree with spammers that an individual spam is not a major imposition. However, it does cost people something. E-mail isn't free, you have to maintain bandwidth to receive it (a double digit percentage of our university's usage is e-mail in various forms) and it does take time for people to delete it. Not a lot, but some. So, let's be fair, we'll say a 0.1 cent fine and 0.1 second of jail or probation time for each message. Oh what's that? You sent 1 trillion spam messages? Sorry, guess you are fucked then. Should have considered the scale of your operation.

    I like it because it would really hammer home that the problem with spam is the scale, and that punishments would scale with that. So suppose you spam your company's mailing list a few times and rather than ask you to knock it off, your boss presses charges. Ok well you sent 10 messages to 1,000 people so 10,000 messages. You are on the hook for $10 in fines and about 16 minutes of probation. A mild slap on the wrist, basically, unlikely they'd even prosecute. However you are a major pharmaceutical spammer that has sent out 3 billion messages? That'll be $3 million please and we'll see you in about 9 and a half years.

    I realize that the way the laws are structured now such a thing couldn't actually happen, I just like the idea. An individual unwanted e-mail message is not a big deal, that is true, it is the scale and thus the scale should determine the punishment.

    1. Re:I've always favoured fair spam sentencing by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

      The problem with this is that most of the spammers get away with it. Only a small percentage is caught.

    2. Re:I've always favoured fair spam sentencing by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      The bottom line is that *NOBODY* should be allowed to earn "very significant revenues” by being a social parasite.

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    3. Re:I've always favoured fair spam sentencing by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      In the UK we prefer to elect these people to government so we can at least keep an eye on them.

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    4. Re:I've always favoured fair spam sentencing by fulldecent · · Score: 1

      I have to maintain attention to see Comcast's sitefinder feature which is "easy" to turn off. But I don't see them being the target of any suit.

      This suit is greater than the sum of all suits brought against Goldman Sachs.

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    5. Re:I've always favoured fair spam sentencing by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      But earning modest revenues that way is ok? Must be, or you would be calling for the elimination of a significant fraction (perhaps a majority in Europe) of the human race.

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    6. Re:I've always favoured fair spam sentencing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your boss can't press charges

  29. Re: [subject removed] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because they're posting bad merchandise replicas using a bad HTML replica?

  30. Corruption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I guarantee you this happened because Facebook somehow influenced the judge so they could get a positive billion dollars on their balance sheet. Accounting is wonderful that way -- you can claim money you don't really have because somebody owes it to you. Nevermind the fact they could never collect on it. The (probably short lived) boost to their various financial metrics will probably net a few million a piece for several of the Facebook execs.

    1. Re:Corruption by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      Fines are to be paid to the government, so Facebook won't gain any direct profit out of it.

    2. Re:Corruption by Shompol · · Score: 1

      This is what would happen at a public company. When a company is closely held it's harder to get away with such antiques.

  31. How many spams did he send? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Divide it down and maybe it is more reasonable. Suppose he sent 1 trillion spam messages, that could be a fine of just 0.1 cents per message sent. A spam message does cause harm. E-mail takes bandwidth to move around and bandwidth costs money. We could save a good bit on bandwidth costs at work if we could eliminate spam. It would save on incoming mail bandwidth, but also on bandwidth when people check their mail from off campus and get a spam message the filter didn't catch.

    While the harm of an individual message is low, it is the scale that is the problem. Now I don't know the scale of this guy's operations, but I do know that spam is massive. The amount we get is staggering. It is at least 10:1 spam:real e-mail, probably more, and that is just what our filter catches. If his spam sent ranged in the 10+ billion messages amount, well then the fine per message doesn't look so unreasonable, does it?

    1. Re:How many spams did he send? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      "A spam message does cause harm"

      $100 per message harm? Please. This is absolutely insane. Sure, spam is annoying, but to even do so much as take him to court is absolutely absurd. What's also annoying is people who post useless things (read: 99% of the users) on websites such as Facebook, and they use up bandwidth as well.

      "If his spam sent ranged in the 10+ billion messages amount, well then the fine per message doesn't look so unreasonable, does it?"

      $100 per message. It still looks unreasonable no matter what.

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    2. Re:How many spams did he send? by lakeland · · Score: 1

      He was fined roughly $100 per spam sent. If you say his spam messages wasted on average 10 seconds then he wasted 40,000,000 seconds or roughly one year FTE. So if you value the time of the average recipient at say $40k then he caused about $40k worth of actual damage.

      I believe tripling it is the standard for punitive damage which would make a total fine of $120k. I personally think that's reasonable for a single small spam campaign but I can understanding people wanting to bankrupt him for live in order to send a clearer message.

  32. Punitive damages of 632 million?! by goobenet · · Score: 1

    So, uh, good for the courts to uphold the fines, but the punitive damages are a little obscene, don't you think? Lets do some cypherin' shall we? 4,366,386 * 100 = $436,638,600 in fines, plus what? a few grand in court fees and filing fees? So the punitive damages caused to Facebook was $632,290,121.46?! Did it really cause that much damage? Or is this FBs new business model to actually turn a profit? I think i can clean up a few million spam messages for $632 million bucks... and i won't charge facebook a dime of that. ;)

    1. Re:Punitive damages of 632 million?! by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Lets do some cypherin' shall we? 4,366,386 * 100 = $436,638,600 in fines, plus what? a few grand in court fees and filing fees? So the punitive damages caused to Facebook was $632,290,121.46?!

      No. The US court award was USD 873 million at the time of the award, based on an even split of statutory and punitive damages ($100 in statuory and $100 in punitive damages per message.)

      But, even though your number is wrong, sure there was a lot of punitive damages.

      Did it really cause that much damage?

      No. If it did those would be actual, rather than punitive, damages. Punitive damages are essentially the civil equivalent of a criminal fine, they are an amount determined over and above actual damages (or in this case, statutory damages, which serve in the place of actual damages) for the purpose not of making the victim whole but of punishment. Unlike actual damages, which require only that the act was wrongful, punitive damages usually require the act to be willful and malicious. (They've also been called "exemplary damages", recognizing that part of their purpose is to make an example to discourage others.)

  33. Who knew? by jamrock · · Score: 1

    Better start responding to all those emails where they need help transferring money in from those swish bank accounts.

    I'm aware that businesses are tailoring services to narrower demographics, but I had no idea that there were financial institutions that catered solely to drag queens.

  34. Still not enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I still think that is still not enough. The annoyance caused by one spam mail is worth more than a mere $100

  35. Oblig Simpsons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nelson: HA HA!

  36. So how many more spam emals now he must send... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to pay up the fine?

  37. Don't cut this guy any breaks by multiben · · Score: 4, Interesting

    To just update you folks who don't like to read and feel like we should cut this guy a break, he didn't just send annoying spam messages - he conned passwords out of users and then fraudulently accessed their accounts. If it was just the spam that would be one thing, but this is much more serious than that. As far as article summaries go this one is pretty crappy because it misses the whole point of the story.

    1. Re:Don't cut this guy any breaks by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "he conned passwords out of users and then fraudulently accessed their accounts"

      When are these idiots who were stupid enough to get 'conned' going to see that money, then? Sounds like they were the ones who were 'damaged'.

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    2. Re:Don't cut this guy any breaks by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      the real question is why was he fined 1 billion dollars instead of jailtime, that he might actually do.

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    3. Re:Don't cut this guy any breaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow he's as annoying as shit! I don't understand why they can't put him in jail - I guess the law doesn't say so for some reason. I'd sure like his punishment to be related to the crime though - like making him live in a big pile of rotting spam for a few weeks. But I'm not vindictive, really.

    4. Re:Don't cut this guy any breaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When are these idiots who were stupid enough to get 'conned' going to be asked to share in the $1B+. Aren't their actions the digital equivalent of criminal negligence? Oh wait, I'm on /.! Hang the dirty spammer!!!one

    5. Re:Don't cut this guy any breaks by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      When are these idiots who were stupid enough to get 'conned' going to see that money, then?

      They could each file suit (or organize a class-action). They didn't.

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    6. Re:Don't cut this guy any breaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, and I think that the $100 fine (per instance) is way to low.

    7. Re:Don't cut this guy any breaks by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, they aren't necessarily idiots. They'd be idiots if they were IT professionals who fell to this scam, but most of them aren't.

      A had an acquaintance who got fooled into revealing his facebook credentials, and he is certainly not an idiot. He is a PhD civil engineer and quite brilliant, but computer networks, authentication, authorization and all that are simply things he doesn't know anything about. In a way it's almost a shame to take his attention away from things he's brilliant at so he can learn his way around the pitfalls of social networks.

      The vectors for this kind of thing are increasing, as sites increasingly invite you to authenticate with OpenID. How likely are most users to suspect phishing? Not very. Passwords are not good for this.

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    8. Re:Don't cut this guy any breaks by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      "They'd be idiots if they were IT professionals who fell to this scam, but most of them aren't."

      They're still idiots because they have no idea what they're doing. These types of scams are obvious even if you're not an IT professional.

      "How likely are most users to suspect phishing"

      Maybe they should take the two seconds required and educate themselves about how not to fall for already obvious scams on the internet.

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  38. I hope this sends a message... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to all the other little buttfucker spammers out there.

  39. That is so cool. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    Sorry I don't have anything intelligent to add. Just that I will sleep better tonight. And maybe find less spam in my inbox tomorrow.

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  40. Re: [subject removed] by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Funny

    You know this is what bugs the hell out of me, it ain't the spam, its the stupidity. So as a public service to future spammers let the old Hairyfeet get up on his stump and pass some common sense...

    ATTENTION SPAMMERS...You aren't doing this for your health, right? you actually want to make money doing this one can assume, correct? Then TARGET YOUR FRICKING AUDIENCE!!! dumbasses! This is a fricking geeksite, do you think ANYBODY here gives a shit about sports? what an idiot! Watch and learn moron, THIS is how you sell to geeks..*..Cheap iPad knockoffs!!! Cool funky flashdrives!!! Cheap game emulator running MP3 players!!!

    See how easy that was? I bet there is a fricking stampede at that site right now, and their servers are glowing red hot from the giant nerd herd hitting the goodies. It is ALL about targeting your audience. Want to make money with food? Set up a donut shop next to the weight watchers. Want to make money off geeks? Then toys with lots of buttons, flash memory, dodgy hard drives, fake CPUs, all these things are like candy to babies.

    *...I'm not actually getting any money for those links, just showing what one would use to target this audience, well and I like cheap toys too ;-)

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  41. Don't worry .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't worry, it's only about 100 USD.

  42. Actually, in Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its spelled b - i - l - l - i - o - n - a - y - e.

  43. good! by Tom · · Score: 1

    Excellent. I've been saying for 15+ years that the way to stop spam is to make the fines if caught so high that no matter how much the spamming earns you, the fine will bancrupt you. Everything else means that, taking the low chances for being actually caught into account, the rational choice for spammers remains to continue spamming.

    Now this is settled, we can work on raising the conviction rate.

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    1. Re:good! by luther349 · · Score: 1

      theirs fines then there is just bs. maybe after are last spammer went crazy when they tossed him in minum security jail they figured just fine a crazy amount they can never collect. i hope the Canada courts look at that and laugh.

    2. Re:good! by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      What I dont understand is why they dont make the clients of the spammers accountable.

      Tracking down spammers is hard, but when they are trying to sell something there must be some vendor contact details of some sort - trace that back to the vendor and you're done. If there were no longer any clients to sell services to, spamming would stop.

    3. Re:good! by Tom · · Score: 1

      What I dont understand is why they dont make the clients of the spammers accountable.

      Because you need evidence that they actually contracted the spammer. Without that requirement, I could bancrupt you if you are my competitor by contracting with a spammer to send out spam for your homepage.

      And I guess spammers - since they are already criminals - don't think much about covering the tracks to their clients and selling that to them as an extra service.

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    4. Re:good! by PsychoSlashDot · · Score: 1

      Excellent. I've been saying for 15+ years that the way to stop spam is to make the fines if caught so high that no matter how much the spamming earns you, the fine will bancrupt you. Everything else means that, taking the low chances for being actually caught into account, the rational choice for spammers remains to continue spamming.

      Now this is settled, we can work on raising the conviction rate.

      That is precisely the rationale the RIAA/MPAA uses in justifying their absurd fines. "Downloaded an album with ten songs that we sell for $15? You owe us $2,000." It's meant to be a imbalanced as a deterrent.

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    5. Re:good! by Tom · · Score: 1

      There is a very important legal difference here.

      In the case of RIAA/MPAA, there is an actual, easily identifiable, damaged party. As such, damages can be paid directly and their main purpose can be - well, offset damage. As such, they should be measures as "actual damage done + a bit more as punishment".

      In the case of spam, society at large is the primary victim, not any one individual. Undoing any damage is near impossible because the overhead of distributing a few cents of compensation to millions of victims is unfeasable. As such, the main purpose is deterence, not undoing the damage. As such, the fine should be calculated against the profits * 1/chance-of-getting-caught + some margin so that the business model of "spam until you get caught, pay fine, continue spamming" becomes unprofitable.

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    6. Re:good! by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      I've been saying for 15+ years that the way to stop spam is to make the fines if caught so high that no matter how much the spamming earns you, the fine will bancrupt you.

      No. The way to stop spam (or most other crime) is to make the expected cost of being caught times the risk of being caught much higher than the value of the expected return. A billion dollar fine times one chance in 100 million of being caught doesn't do it.

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    7. Re:good! by danaris · · Score: 1

      I've been saying for 15+ years that the way to stop spam is to make the fines if caught so high that no matter how much the spamming earns you, the fine will bancrupt you.

      No. The way to stop spam (or most other crime) is to make the expected cost of being caught times the risk of being caught much higher than the value of the expected return. A billion dollar fine times one chance in 100 million of being caught doesn't do it.

      Once you've made the fine high enough that it bankrupts the spammer, I don't see how making it higher makes any difference.

      Dan Aris

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  44. Where's the big problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He moves to Zimbabwe...can pay the fine with next weeks bread money!

  45. Ridiculous by digitallife · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The joke here is that the courts have virtually guaranteed that this guy will go back to spamming by giving him such a large monetary punishment. I mean consider from his perspective: he can no longer make any money legally (other than a very basic income that the courts will allow him to keep), so he's forced to go under the table (or live a paltry life). Considering that his skills and contacts all revolve around spamming... Guess what his next illicit job is going to be? Spamming!

    On top of that, claiming that a single spam causes $100 worth of damages is ridiculous, verging on incompetent. A spam causes maybe a cent worth of damages, rounding to the nearest penny, even including wasting peoples time and whatnot. Double that for punitive and the total becomes a much more sensible $100,000.

    1. Re:Ridiculous by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 1

      Except he'll never pay the fine in total. At most they'll get the value of his liquefied assets once he's been declared bankrupt - or a portion of them. Eventually the courts will just rule there's no hope of recovering any further value from him and write the fine off. They may reappraise that if, at some point in the future, he actually becomes worth something; the UK a woman managed to get more money out of her ex-husband after he'd be declared bankrupt because he won the lottery.

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    2. Re:Ridiculous by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Eventually the courts will just rule there's no hope of recovering any further value from him and write the fine off.

      According to another poster upthread these sorts of awards cannot be "written off" under Quebec law. If that's true he will have his wages garnished for the rest of his life.

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  46. Not absurd. by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Uh, if you want to use cities as a measurement then it's NOT absurd.

    Apparently he annoyed at least 4 million people. He took over their accounts: "According to Facebook, Guerbuez fooled its users into providing him with their usernames and passwords. One method was the use of fake websites that posed as legitimate destinations."

    I'd say 4 million people is a reasonable amount for a city.

    You cause city-size damage, you get city-size fines. Sounds fair enough. Maybe the damage bit of USD100 is too high, but the punitive part doesn't.

    What's the punitive fine for littering in your city?

    I don't think he should be jailed though unless he persists in misbehaviour - I assume he's no physical danger to other people.

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  47. He got off cheap!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A fine of $1,000,000,000 USD for *each* spam message would be more appropriate... not kidding.

    Now they just have to get him to pay up... After they've taken every scrap of property he owns, I think forced hard labor to the tune of $5/hour (provided he works at least 18 hours with no break each day). If he fails it's no food, half the pay and 20 hours minimum the next month. Putting up as the bitch for the daily gang rapes yields a few extra bucks. If he fails to each his keep, they'll transfer him to some serious punishment...

    1. Re:He got off cheap!!! by luther349 · · Score: 1

      he still wouldn't pay it off in his lifetime. hell he would need to hit a huge lotto a a few times.

  48. Let the punishment fit the crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Human experimentation is more serious, certainly, in terms of quality of damage done, but THAT particular case only covered a relative few people....the equivalent of setting off a car bomb in a crowded theater, if you want an analogy.

    What THIS jerkweed did was spam, identity theft, fraud, and will have economic effects and cruelty that will span a generation or two, not entirely as a result of his actions, but partly due to the disparity of how our current economic system is failing the underclasses. His crime is possibly the equivalent of breeding a nearly indestructible new species of cockroach, and setting it loose upon an entire city, while dumping tons of horse manure upon same city while laughing on a loudpeaker like a maniacal idiot, only for those people to discover that the cockroaches just happen to be carriers of a particularly nasty strain of dysentery.

    Of course, YOU might be able to think of a better analogy than this, and I invite any takers. Heh, it might even be fun!

    Probably not, though.

  49. 1 Billion? In other news... by bonniot · · Score: 1

    French trader Kerviel was sentenced to $6.7 billion. http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/06/business/global/06bank.html

    1. Re:1 Billion? In other news... by bfremon · · Score: 0

      But the bank (Société Générale) will not go after him for this money. They just want to take away what he gained from the scandal (books and movie rights).

  50. I could have sworn the summary says "Canada" by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    You're right about the USA, of course. An expensive suit, a good haircut, a fancy lawyer, and even somebody as guilty as OJ can get away with murder.

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  51. bs by luther349 · · Score: 1

    spam is annoying but any smart user avoids it. well any ad on the net. a billion dollars would bankrupt most corps let alone a single person. yet another ruling that is useless and pointless being they will never collect any of it. with that debt he better hope he never loses his job. no job wile hire on with that kind of debt. all they did was eliminate his abilty for loans.

  52. Did you bother to read the article? by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What damages? What damage was done by this guy?

    Apart from stealing a load of bandwidth and wasting about a couple of years of productivity (deleting four million spams adds up), he set up a load of fake websites to steal Facebook user's passwords (which is how he sent the spam).

    Is that your definition of 'harmless fun'? Seems other people don't agree with you...

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    1. Re:Did you bother to read the article? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1, Redundant

      "Apart from stealing a load of bandwidth"

      Alright, but $100 per message is simply too much.

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  53. He’s also barred from opening a Facebook acc by Sinn3d · · Score: 1

    That will teach him!

  54. I'm sure.. by chiui · · Score: 1

    ..that Facebook will give some of the money to the people who where spammed, RIGHT?
    Else, the court should give WAY less to Facebook, probably in the order of 1 dollar/spam message.

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    1. Re:I'm sure.. by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      In practice Facebook will be lucky to see $.01 per spam.

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  55. Real life is stranger than fiction by karuna · · Score: 1

    There is a Utopian sci-fi story in the Earthbound series where death penalty and imprisonment was largely abolished. Instead persons convicted of serious crimes were sentenced to so called economic incarceration providing they were not psychically dangerous to others. They were free to move around and do whatever they wanted but could not engage in any economic transactions besides basic sustenance (basic food, shelter, medical care etc.). In practice they were roaming around as beggars during the term of their conviction.

    In many cases economic incarceration makes more sense than putting a criminal in prison. But lifetime of minimum income seems too harsh. Even murderers can hope to get paroled in 20 or 30 years.

    1. Re:Real life is stranger than fiction by karuna · · Score: 1

      I will provide the excerpt:

      "Excuse me, sir," the man said, "I see you've been to the food store. Could you spare a miserable felon a bite to eat? I've exhausted my food credits for the period and I haven't eaten in two days."

      Nyk reached into the shopping sack and retrieved the package of snack wafers. He handed it to the man, who ripped it open and began devouring them.

      "You're looking at what becomes of a criminal," he said between bites. "Economic incarceration, it's called." He held up his right wrist. "My ID's been marked. I cannot purchase anything, save subsistence food. I must travel on foot. Even use of the vidphones is denied me. I must sleep in a shelter. I'm a prisoner on the streets of this city." He muttered as he ate.

      "I committed no crime. I was convicted of homicide, of murdering my amfin in a crime of passion. I did not do that, I could never do that. I loved her. I was convicted on circumstantial evidence ... They called me a societopath ... I volunteered for truth drug interrogation, but Internal Affairs convinced the magistrates even that testimony couldn't be trusted." He looked into Nyk's eyes. "I ask you, does this look like the face of a societopath?"

      Nyk thought it might.

      "In fact, they've no proof she's dead. They never found the body! I've lost everything, my home, my livelihood and my family." Nyk's gaze strayed to the man's right arm. It bore a solid black circle where the wedding crest would be. "I've served half a fifteen-year sentence. In two years, my sentence is up for review. I might be granted parole. I'll go down to Tinam and do some crop tending. Or maybe to one of the colonies. I'll enter a mining camp on T-Delta and start over, there..."

  56. Re: [subject removed] by monstermagnet · · Score: 1

    Something that never fails to amuse me is the ERN YER DIPLOMA NOWZ! spam sent to my account @alum.mit.edu ....

  57. Good news for him by panaceaa · · Score: 1

    On the bright side of things for him, it's less than a gigadollar.

  58. harh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thankfully, 1 USD= -0.0038284 CAD, so he should be fine.

    1. Re:harh by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      I know you were trying to make a joke, but the USD hasn't been doing well for the last few months/years.

      Google tells me that 1 U.S. dollar = 1.01019999 Canadian dollars.

  59. Re: [subject removed] by Robmonster · · Score: 1

    They did target their audience. After all, they just got some free advice from geeks on how to better target their audience.

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  60. What if we all were placed with a $1 Billion fine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WIth the amount of money our Government has been spending on wars, bailouts, and the like, one day we too may have a billion dollar fine just for living in the US! :-)

  61. Re: [subject removed] by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

    Heh, the one I loved best was the one where I got a mail from the sysadmin from the domain I own telling me that I downloaded illegal stuff and if I would like to report myself to the FBI (which has no jurisdiction in the Netherlands) by running the program they sent me.
    I walked to a mirror and gave my sysadmin a stern look after which he slapped my hand to punish me for my evil deeds.

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  62. His grandchildren will still be paying for this by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    Can they legally come after you children when you die if you owe money, or is that just a myth, would hate to be one of his kids....
    Also, can he declare personal bankruptcy and then just move forward from this owing nothing???

  63. Leave the australians out of it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought you spelt it "bouillon"?

    Ah oui, but jusque en Kebecke. Here en le Montreal we often say "Ehpardonez moi, allez vous un bouillon dolare? Non? Moi aussi."

  64. Re: [subject removed] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You relented because you are a geek..

  65. Why $100 per message? by Baalzac · · Score: 1

    It's obviously an exorbitant amount. This is fantasy accounting if they think that's the cost of each spam. People are stupid and vindictive. 10 cents per message would be too much.

  66. Might as well be a trillion dollars.. by anyGould · · Score: 1

    ... IIRC, they won't take money he needs to live (rent, food, transportation, etc), so they'll get his spending-money for the rest of his life (assuming they bother trying to collect), and that'll be the end of it.

    Makes you wonder what the point of throwing such a stupidly large number at him - what private citizen has a billion dollars AND doesn't have the means to just bail to a non-extraditing country?

  67. This seems familiar somehow... by Baalzac · · Score: 1

    In the future, people are going to be increasingly getting "rat-f*cked" by the system.

  68. So, the vitims get? by kuei12 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    $100 each? Or, is it like the american legal system where the victims just get a warm feeling in their hearts just knowing they made lawyers richer?

  69. It's no use... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    I've already tried to get through to these idiots...

    http://mobile.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1617596&cid=31847296

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  70. Save money-- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    --execute spammers.

    No really, I mean it. Makes for great deterrence, and if you add up all other people's time wasted by this spammer, that's easily a lifetime at least, right?

  71. The spammers's stupidest argument by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Quote the spammer, “If there’s anything that does hit my e-mail box that I didn’t ask to receive, I’ll simply press the delete button."

    Any spammer which uses this line of argument should be locked in a prison cell with a 1200 baud terminal logged in to an email account. He only gets fed if he responds to the "Your food is ready" email within 15 minutes.

    The email address he is given for this purpose is posted on every spammer list on Earth.

    1. Re:The spammers's stupidest argument by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      You don't even need the 1200 baud terminal or post his email parts of your idea.

      Just don't filter his mailbox at all.

    2. Re:The spammers's stupidest argument by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> He only gets fed if he responds to the "Your food is ready" email within 15 minutes.

      From his website, you'd be doing him a favor.
      He could probably survive a six month sentence without any food just by living off his own fat.

  72. Re: [subject removed] by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    Set up a donut shop next to the weight watchers.

    I think a more ideal location for a donut shop would be next door to the police station! I mean, the folks at Weight Watchers aren't going to want to be seen going inside a donut shop, even though they might stop for donuts on the ay home out of the place's sight. Cops, OTOH...

  73. Entryway locations by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    I mean, the folks at Weight Watchers aren't going to want to be seen going inside a donut shop...

    That's why you also have a customer-accessible door in back.

    Cheers,

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  74. Motel of the Mysteries - pollutantus literati by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    forget grey goo, I have this nightmare end of world scenario where all of the Earth's matter is converted into AOL disks

    Sounds like pollutantus literati!

    David Macaulay, author and artist of those wonderful books Castle, Cathedral, and City, also wrote a more tongue-in-cheek book called Motel of the Mysteries . It's a humorous look at how assumptions can be made (and be wildly off the mark) in the process of archaeology, as we try to decipher the uses and meanings of various bits of antique detritus. The key plot point is that it's thousands of years in the future, and archaeologists are finally digging North America out of a great disaster that happened in 1985:

    In 1985 a cataclysmic coincidence of previously unknown proportion extinguished virtually all forms of life on the North American continent.

    On the morning of November 29, an accidental reduction in postal rates on a substance called third- and fourth-class mail literally buried the North Americans under tons of brochures, fliers, and small containers called "free".

    That afternoon, impurities that had apparently hung unnoticed in the air for centuries finally succumbed to the force of gravity and collapsed on what was left of an already stunned population.

    In less than a day, the most advanced civilization of the ancient world had perished.

    ...

    MOTEL OF THE MYSTERIES

    Worth the read. Enjoy!

    Cheers,

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  75. Obligatory by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    "Hello, this is Homer Simpson aka Happy Dude! The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to : Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power!

  76. Re: [subject removed] by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

    Well I'm in the south and here the cops don't hang out at the donut shop........they hang out at the chicken shack!

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  77. He is a @ss by WeeBit · · Score: 1

    He has the attitude of "I don't care." He is a total douche bag, and jerk all rolled into one. I will not post his website here cause /. is a respected place, and I don't want to boast this guys attitude any higher than it is with his website linked to /. But you guys really need to check out his website. Just type in his full name, and his website is third from the top, or could be second from the top by now What he boast about is just mind boggling. He loves his PR rank now, and rambles about all of his publicity, and how many support him. Plus he calls everyone that hates him intellectual midgets. Let me slap him around a few times, then punch him a few times. While I do that, for a long time.... Someone can put a lien on everything he owns, and sell it off. For the final Finnish... I will go with a swift kick to the you know where. I just don't think his fans know the true story of what he did. Or something is missing. BTW he has a channel at youtube too.

  78. Stupid. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    The guy is just going to claim bankruptcy and not pay. Simple as that. These court damages to individuals for exorbitant amounts of money are silly, and are just for headlines. It make it look like a corrupt ineffective, biased system is working properly to the masses, when anyone that thinks about it is going to see how silly these rulings are.

    It was just a week ago that that guy in France who was in charge of billions of dollars of funds, and lost it all using risky trading practices was ordered to re-pay several billion dollars. Its stilly! One news program went and extrapolated how long it would take him to pay it off using his current consultant salary, and it was well over 100,000 years (and that was probably ALL his salary EVERY year).. I mean come on, in what world does that make any sense whatsoever? It is just stupid.