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Five Times the US Almost Nuked Itself

kdawson writes "io9 has a scary outline of five times the US came close to accidental nuclear disasters. Quoting: 'In August of 1950, ten B-29 Superfortress bombers took off from what was then called Fairfield-Suisun Air Force Base in California, headed for Guam. Each was carrying a Mark IV atom bomb, which was about twice as powerful as the bombs dropped on Japan at the end of World War II. Shortly after takeoff, one of the B-29s had engine trouble. On board was General Robert Travis. He commanded the plane to turn back to the base when the landing gear refused to retract. Sensing the plane was going down, the pilot tried to avoid some base housing before crashing at the northwest corner of the base. The initial impact killed 12 of the 20 people aboard, including General Travis. The resulting fire eventually detonated the 5,000 pounds of conventional explosives that were part of the Mark IV. That massive explosion killed seven people on the ground. Had the bomb been armed with its fissile capsule, the immediate death toll may have reached six figures.'"

384 comments

  1. The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    These people will soon be in charge of health care.

    1. Re:The good news by mr100percent · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not really. Unlike the UK, almost all doctors in America are private practice doctors and not on government salary. The same with hospitals, a mix of private and local/state public hospitals. The health care reform legislation passed is mainly for insurance; the government won't change its control of doctors or which private plans people choose. So the government really isn't in charge of health care, although they've taken a more regulatory role in insurance.

    2. Re:The good news by tsm_sf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not really. Unlike the UK, almost all doctors in America are private practice doctors and not on government salary. The same with hospitals, a mix of private and local/state public hospitals. The health care reform legislation passed is mainly for insurance; the government won't change its control of doctors or which private plans people choose. So the government really isn't in charge of health care, although they've taken a more regulatory role in insurance.

      While factual, your post goes against the narrative we're trying to push here. Expect to be modded into oblivion.

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    3. Re:The good news by Tumbleweed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      These people will soon be in charge of health care.

      This statement brought to you by the people who brought you the quote, "The government better keep its hands off my Medicare!"

    4. Re:The good news by sycodon · · Score: 3, Informative

      He who regulates something, runs it.

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    5. Re:The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      General practitioners, who form the vast majority of doctors in the UK, are not on a government salary either. A doctor's practice is a private business that bills the government for NHS treatments. (Which is why there is no problem with your doctor providing private treatments; he's not a government employee.)

      Our situations are more similar than you think.

    6. Re:The good news by biryokumaru · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I see a lot of comments like this immediately following things modded to +5. It seems the Slashdot Groupthink is less powerful than some might imagine.

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    7. Re:The good news by sjames · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You mean the people who through prudent safety protocols managed to not have a single accidental detonation of the most dangerous weapons ever made? It's too bad they won't actually be in charge.

      Instead, we've left health care in the hands of the civilian sector which HAS had actual accidental radiation leakage from time to time (though to be fair it wasn't that much) and isn't trusted with the weapons.

    8. Re:The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He who regulates something, runs it.

      As far as medical insurance goes, it really hasn't been handled well by private industry. Ideally, we all pool, and all receive care. The private insurance industry has caused a health class divide to develop; on one side, we have people who get medical care, and on the other, those who don't. Like education, healthcare is a basic need.

      Sadly, the legislature really didn't do what those who elected them wanted them to do, which was get the insurance companies out of the system entirely. The current half-measures... they're not going to work.

    9. Re:The good news by canadian_right · · Score: 3, Informative

      Kind of like Canada. The government pays doctors, builds and run hospitals, chooses what procedures are covered, but has no say in which doctor you use. I can use whatever doctor, at whatever clinic, at whatever hospital I want. The doctor doesn't have to worry about a "pre-existing" condition invalidating my insurance, or about caps, or co-pays.

      Still not happy, and have lots of money? nothing stopping you form flying to the states, and there are private clinics up here too.

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    10. Re:The good news by c6gunner · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's got nothing to do with group-think. Apparently some people have a persecution-complex, even though their views match the popular opinion. Not sure how that happens, but it seems to be quite common.

    11. Re:The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Which people? The ones who died? The ones who survived?

      Or maybe you mean the ones whose nuclear handling procedures successfully prevented an accidental detonation in the even of an airplane crash?

      Sensationalist story with absurd summary is absurd. Trying to twist that story into a 'government is incompetent' narrative is like wearing your shoes on the wrong feet. The incident in the summary is a prime example of government properly instituting and following critical safety protocols--or are you going to suggest that only government planes have ever crashed?

    12. Re:The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These people will soon be in charge of health care.

      This statement brought to you by the people who brought you the quote, "The government better keep its hands off my Medicare!"

      Handy mit Vertrag

    13. Re:The good news by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      These people will soon be in charge of health care.

      This statement brought to you by the people who brought you the quote, "The government better keep its hands off my Medicare!"

      Handy mit Vertrag

      No, in Germany you don't get health care included in your mobile phone contract.

      (For those who don't speak German: "Handy mit Vertrag" is German for "mobile phone with contract")

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    14. Re:The good news by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      This ignores Medicare and Medicaid, and the outsized role they play in health care. Raytheon Is a private company, but it would be disingenuous to pretend that government doesn't determine their success or failure.

    15. Re:The good news by gangien · · Score: 2, Insightful

      except we've had more and more government involvement over the last 50 years, and healthcare, in many ways, gets worse and worse. The real problem is we encourage third party payment. Imagine if employers gave out food insurance because the government gave them tax breaks for doing so, we'd eventually have the same situation, and everyone would blame the insurance companies then.

    16. Re:The good news by similar_name · · Score: 1

      You do realize in the youtube clip you link to that Medicare (government run) paid for most of her treatment, including getting a pacemaker so I'm not sure it really backs up your point. There is a ton of waste in medical spending because Americans think more is better and doctors worry that if they don't run every test they'll be sued if something goes wrong. Pointing out that more is not always better does not equal 'death squads'. Did you know every time a woman gets a mammogram it increases her chances for breast cancer. It's a risk/benefit decision that should be made by doctors using reason instead of emotion and fear of a lawsuit.

      In the Youtube clip doctors had different opinions of whether a pacemaker would help the elderly lady or not. Doctors came to the conclusion it would help. The government paid for it. Obama starts to address the issue of waste and starts to make the case that people are not always better off with surgery then the clip cuts off. Obama is not a doctor but I have heard doctors say similar things. Sometimes a doctor will give into a patient whether or not something is beneficial to the patient or not because the doctor doesn't want to get sued.

      Do I believe tort reform would help? Yes. Do I believe caps are the answer? No. Do I know what the answer is? No. But there is certainly a problem with cost of health care and some regulation needs to be introduced/modified to correct it?

      Do I trust corporations more than the government? No. Corporate America has more cash on hand than it has ever had since it's been kept track of. Yet they won't hire anyone because the economy is down. The economy is down because companies won't hire.

      Pro tip: Corporations have more control over the economy than the government.

    17. Re:The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Still not happy, and have lots of money? nothing stopping you form flying to the states

      And what do you think we are fighting to preserve? That's right! It is the world's last bastion of choice health care.
      Still not happy, and do NOT have lots of money? Nothing is stopping you from moving to a country where the system run by one man telling all the doctors what they can and can't do. Don't worry, a lot of procedures are covered. Just don't get sick with something we don't cover, (which is inevitable if you have to stretch the government dollar to cover EVERYONE).

    18. Re:The good news by cdrguru · · Score: 3, Informative

      One big thing that has happend - the control over what is and is not insured has pretty much been ceded to the goverment now. It was previously in the hands of the state Board of Insurance in each of the 50 states. This has a huge effect on costs.

      How does it effect costs? Well, let's say you are part of a group that believes that Fibromyalgia is a serious condition that must be covered by insurance plans. Previously, your group would have to lobby in each of the 50 states to get coverage approved and mandated. Now all you have to do is stop at one federal agency and if they agree, it is mandated for all 50 states.

      Copy this for acupuncture, massage therapy, sex disfunction treatments involving use of a surrogate, etc. You get the idea. It has now become about 50 times easier to get coverage for the malady of the week covered by insurance.

      Why is health insurance more expensive in California than in, say, Wyoming? Well, California mandates coverage for a lot of things that aren't required to be covered anywhere else.

      When people say costs are going to triple in 2014, I'd listen to them. They stand an awfully good chance of being right.

    19. Re:The good news by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      These people will soon be in charge of health care.

      The US Military will run healthcare?

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    20. Re:The good news by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      what is your solution? NO regulation at all? No regulation equals total corporate control. The government is the only institution that we have big enough that can prevent total overrun. And don't talk about "voting with your feet" because that only works if you have a real choice, and if you allow corporations with this much power do anything you want you can guarantee you WON'T have any choices.

    21. Re:The good news by sycodon · · Score: 1, Troll

      First, don't pass 2000 page "solutions" without even knowing what is in them. If ever there was a complete dereliction of duty, that was it.

      Second, take some time and effort to understand why costs are high. I suspect you will find the cost of drugs is related to the extremely high cost of getting the approved. I also suspect that a lot of the hoops they have to jump through are redundant and/or irrelevant to the safety and effectiveness of the drug.

      Third, look at the current laws surrounding insurance...I can't by insurance offered in the next state even it it's a better deal than what is in my state, etc. WTF is up with that? How may other stupid laws prevent common sense courses of action?

      The current system has come about piecemeal, driven by ill thought out laws enacted since the 40s. What we need is to actually understand what's happening before jumping in with hammers and saws and dynamite.

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    22. Re:The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sadly, the legislature really didn't do what those who elected them wanted them to do, which was get the insurance companies out of the system entirely. The current half-measures... they're not going to work.

      I see your point, and raise you another...

      The insurance is the leading cause of escalating health costs, these days.

      Example: Go to the doctor's office for some reason. Speak to the doctor for 8 minutes, after a 47-minute wait (but if you're 15 minutes late for your "appointment", they charge you for the visit and cancel your appointment). Speak to the financial desk immediately after (if not before) the appointment. If you have insurance, the visit is $480. If you don't, it's $120.

      In any other field, this would be called fraud. What gives?

    23. Re:The good news by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "[CITATION NEEDED]"

      I see someone hasn't been paying attention to lobbyists and voting records of those in the House and Senate.

      We've got about 150+ years worth of citations. Are you that lazy to look for an example yourself?

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    24. Re:The good news by mr_bubb · · Score: 0

      If the private sector had been in charge of nuke delivery the Earth would have been a smoking cinder a loooooong time ago.

    25. Re:The good news by hardburn · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hopefully. The VA system actually has proper electronic medical records shared between hospitals.

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    26. Re:The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still not happy, and have lots of money? nothing stopping you form flying to the states

      Still not happy, and do NOT have lots of money? Nothing is stopping you from moving to a country where the system run by one man telling all the doctors what they can and can't do. Don't worry, a lot of procedures are covered. Just don't get sick with something we don't cover, (which is inevitable if you have to stretch the government dollar to cover EVERYONE).

      Actually, the whole "not having lots of money" thing is exactly what's stopping those people from moving to a country with universal health care. For instance, Canada has a requirement that you have a certain amount of money (among many other requirements) to move there (unless you're a refugee).

      If you're wondering why I know this, it's because I've been shopping around for a country to move to. Canada's pretty nice (and they speak English), so that would be a good option. I have also been learning Swedish, so Sweden could be an option too in the somewhat more distant future.

      One thing is clear to me, though: I hate almost everything about America. I hate American politics. I hate that such a significant portion of the American population is bigoted, homophobic, or just plain ignorant of facts. I hate American religion--not just the conventional religions, but the religion of "free market capitalism"--after all, what is religion but blind adherence to doctrine? I have come to acknowledge that the U.S. is highly conservative--in the eyes of the majority of Americans, taxes are evil, so anything the government does for the social welfare will be made half-assed before it even starts. Security, however, seems to be a priority, so the government is given broad surveillance powers far beyond the scope necessary.

      No, I'm not happy with Obama's presidency so far--not because Obama has gone too far, but because he hasn't gone nearly far enough. I'm pretty sure he wanted to go farther, but look at the shitstorm his half-assed reforms are causing. True reform would probably spark a full-scale revolution.

      I've tried to fight it, but I know America will never change (ideologically). It is for that reason that I can't wait to get the hell out of here, so that I can watch this country crash and burn on the sidelines. Of course, America's inevitable demise will have a huge impact on the global economy, but I'd rather live in the building next door than in the one that's burning down.

    27. Re:The good news by jeff4747 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I suspect you will find the cost of drugs is related to the extremely high cost of getting the approved.

      Given that we've had several approved drugs recently kill & maim a whole lot of people, how do you propose to make the current system both easier (and thus cheaper) and safer?

      Third, look at the current laws surrounding insurance...I can't by insurance offered in the next state even it it's a better deal than what is in my state, etc. WTF is up with that?

      Because your state has different regulations than your neighboring state. See, in a democracy, the people elect representatives who then create "the rules". "The rules" for health insurance in CA are different than "the rules" in DE.

      Conservatives used to like having that kind of local control, where individual states got to decide what was important to them. Apparently, conservatives now believe we should let some other state decide what the de-facto regulations are in our own state. At the same time they're decrying federal regulations...but with the federal regulations we at least get to vote on the people making "the rules".

      What we need is to actually understand what's happening before jumping in with hammers and saws and dynamite.

      Actually, we evil liberal commie bastards have been working on this for a very, very long time (Truman administration, to be precise). We know what's happening. We know that health insurance can never be an efficient market due to factors like adverse selection, and their being 'no price' on our individual lives. That's why we've been trying to get health insurance out of the private sector for so long - the 'invisible hand' only works in an efficient market.

    28. Re:The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except when they say they regulate it but don't actually. Like most US regulatory bodies. Duh.

    29. Re:The good news by ghjm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Liberals don't think government has no problems. They just think the solution is to fix them.

      Problem: Inadequate response to Katrina/Gulf oil spill.
      Liberal proposal: Better funding and training so next disaster gets a better response.
      Conservative proposal: Disband FEMA and cut taxes.

      Only one of these proposals is actually a solution.

    30. Re:The good news by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Did you miss the part where he said we have private clinics in Canada too? No need to fly anywhere, unless it's unethical you can always pay someone to do whatever you want, right at home.

      If it's unethical you can always fly to some medical tourism destination. The US is FAR from the last bastion of get-what-you-pay-for.

    31. Re:The good news by NoSig · · Score: 1

      As far as medical insurance goes, it really hasn't been handled well by private industry. Ideally, we all pool, and all receive care.

      That is absolutely not what insurance is. When you buy insurance what you are paying for is to reduce your risk by paying the average expense of someone with that risk up front, plus whatever fee the insurance company charges to provide this service. So someone with higher risk pays much more because the average cost of someone with that risk is much more. If you have particularly bad genes, your rightful insurance payment may be much more than most can afford, because those factors put you so much at risk. That is what insurance is, and that is the service insurance companies are offering. The idea that unaffordable risk can be eliminated with insurance is simply a misunderstanding of what insurance is. Thus insurance can never be a vehicle for health care for all, not even health care for all people working and with a median US income. To make that happen you have to do what you described - pool the expenses, with the people less at risk subsidizing the people more at risk by way of everyone paying a similar price. That is socialist redistribution of expenses from the people with a lesser need to the people with a greater need. Which is great - it's just that in the US socialism is a dirty word so there is a great attempt to classify socialist ideas as something else. In this case redistribution is being sold as insurance to avoid facing the truth that some socialist ideas are just the right thing to do, because everyone can immediately perceive the unfairness of a good person being ruined and then dying because his bad genes makes insurance unaffordable and then he gets sick and can't pay to be cured. Insurance can do nothing for this person, only redistribution can.

    32. Re:The good news by b4upoo · · Score: 1

      It might be better to say that when one has the potential power to regulate or tax then free enterprise ends. After all, if you know full well that the government can pass new rules or new taxes that apply to you then you must run your business as if it will certainly occur to be safe.
                          The same thing applies to speech. When I see a man locked up for the following remark I cringe : If I had known then what I know now I would have gone to my guns instead of going to court. The judge ruled that that constituted a threat and put the guy in prison even though the remark was made no where near the court house. The point being that it was hypothetical and in the past tense and did not threaten any particular court or judge. They did this by a nonsense definition of the word threat. They claim that anyone made uncomfortable by a remark is threatened and therefore the remark is a threat. So they changed no laws. They simply redefined a word in the law. I find that severely idiotic and a crying shame.

    33. Re:The good news by darkpixel2k · · Score: 0, Troll

      Not really. Unlike the UK, almost all doctors in America are private practice doctors and not on government salary. The same with hospitals, a mix of private and local/state public hospitals. The health care reform legislation passed is mainly for insurance; the government won't change its control of doctors or which private plans people choose. So the government really isn't in charge of health care, although they've taken a more regulatory role in insurance.

      ...and from where do doctors receive their pay? (From the hospitals that employ then which are paid by) Insurance companies.

      Wonder why most dentists refuse to take 'state' patients? They get paid roughly half of a privately insured patient. The government simply says "Yeah--I know the procedure costs $1,000 in parts and labor, but we're only going to pay you $550. Good luck with that."
      Then the doctors have to bill the patient for the rest...and there's a reason for the patients being on state insurance--they have no money in the first place because they need the latest iPhone.

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    34. Re:The good news by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      You do realize in the youtube clip you link to that Medicare (government run) paid for most of her treatment, including getting a pacemaker so I'm not sure it really backs up your point.

      Yeah--if I'm in heart failure, I want most of a pacemaker.

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    35. Re:The good news by sycodon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Conservatives used to like having that kind of local control, where individual states got to decide what was important to them. Apparently, conservatives now believe we should let some other state decide what the de-facto regulations are in our own state. At the same time they're decrying federal regulations...but with the federal regulations we at least get to vote on the people making "the rules".

      What crap. If I want to purchase insurance from a company in another state, it's my business. I don't need the morons in the Federal government OR the state government telling me I can't. And try to fit it into your puny mind that the Feds telling states to leave us the hell alone and let us decide for ourselves is not a power grab.

      Actually, we evil liberal commie bastards have been working on this for a very, very long time
      Yes, you have been trying to pass the same damned thing for a long time. You'd think that you would have taken some of that time to pull your heads our of your ass and figure a way to do it right, instead of forcing YOUR version of Utopia down our throats.

      I do have to hand it to you this time though...you just wrote a bunch of shit down and passed it without knowing what it was. That right there is reason enough to repeal it and tar and feather the morons who passed it.

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    36. Re:The good news by sycodon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Given that we've had several approved drugs recently kill & maim a whole lot of people, how do you propose to make the current system both easier (and thus cheaper) and safer?

      Have ta love morons who think that people who disagree with something or suspect it could be done better are automatically obliged to come up with a better solution or shut up.

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    37. Re:The good news by sycodon · · Score: 0, Troll

      Because your state has different regulations than your neighboring state. ...blah blah blha a lot of useless crao words that make no sense.

      News for ya Barbie, if the state laws are making things more expensive then they should be on the chopping block too. Conservative believe that you should do what makes sense. ObamaCare does not make sense. Limiting the market for insurance does not make sense.

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    38. Re:The good news by sycodon · · Score: 0, Troll

      Don't let the door hit you on the way out, asshole.

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    39. Re:The good news by sycodon · · Score: 0, Troll

      California: Dumbing the nation down for hundreds of years.

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    40. Re:The good news by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      These people will soon be in charge of health care.

      Should I take this to mean that you think private companies like British Petroleum, Countrywide or Union Carbide should be managing the nuclear arsenal?

    41. Re:The good news by MJMullinII · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think the simplest way to describe the difference between liberals and conservatives and this pretty much is true irregardless of what your speaking of, BTW

      Liberals are whores...but well paid whores...we don't just give our vote away without being paid handsomely for it in the way of Government Action.

      Conservatives ARE NOT whores...simply sluts...they will simply give their vote to anyone who makes them feel all cuddly inside irregardless of the truth.

      Make no mistake, whichever side you're on, you're going to get f$%ked...no question about it. The only choice you have is whether you actually get something out of the deal.

      With that said...Democrat for life, thank you very much.

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    42. Re:The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Republicans called; they want their sycophant back. (What a suitable name you have...)

      And yes, I had the good sense to post AC, because I know how psychotic some of the extreme right-wing crazies are. I personally know someone who posted a well reasoned retort on a right-wing forum, the administrator of which tracked her down and made credible death threats. (Even if the response weren't well-reasoned, that reaction is no better than that of the Muslim extremists angry about depictions of Mohammed.)

      Anyhow, you are the epitome of the type of person that I want to escape from by leaving the U.S. (not just based on your response here, but looking at your posting history). While such people exist everywhere, they are disturbingly dense here (yes, in both senses of the word).

      I should make it abundantly clear that I'm not against all conservatives--I have a couple of conservative friends that are quite level-headed and can make well-reasoned arguments for their position (of course, I recognize that this sounds like the "token black friend" defense against racism, but so be it). Unfortunately, people like you overshadow the reasonable people in the overall political discourse.

    43. Re:The good news by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      And what do you think we are fighting to preserve? That's right! It is the world's last bastion of choice health care.

      No, it's not. The reason why what GP described happens (Canadians going to US for private health care paid out of their pocket) is because Canada has this strange notion that any form of private health care (even if it exists alongside tax-funded public service) is evil - presumably because it lets the rich guys get better care (shock! horror!). This is something rather unique to Canada, and I haven't heard of any similar arrangement existing in any other Western state with socialized healthcare system.

      So, if a rich Canadian does want better healthcare, they have to go to USA because it permits private healthcare, not because it doesn't have public healthcare. Neither the mess that is "Obamacare", nor the real, properly implemented social healthcare system along European lines, would diminish that freedom.

      It would diminish the freedom of people to not pay into the public system at all, sure. But that's a different story, and, like taxes in general, is subject to a cost/benefit analysis from the point of view of both individual freedoms, and effect on the society as a whole.

      Just don't get sick with something we don't cover, (which is inevitable if you have to stretch the government dollar to cover EVERYONE).

      Again, most Western socialized healthcare systems I know of (which includes Canada) cover even the most expensive procedures, provided they are possible to do in the country. This results in waiting lists, because, where in USA, 9 out of 10 people having a particular condition would ultimately just die because of it since they cannot afford to cure it, the 1 remaining guy doesn't have much of a queue ahead of him to get it done. When you make it available to everyone, even with the same amount of resources - yeah, you get queues.

    44. Re:The good news by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I'm not an American, but have you considered that US is a large country with a lot of variation on state level, and even below that? I'm not saying it has a perfect place for everyone, but perhaps there are some which align well enough with your world view to be a decent place to settle down?

    45. Re:The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've lived in four different states, and have seen various styles of state-level governance ranging from mediocre to bad (from both Democrats and Republicans). The real problem is that my fundamental philosophy is in conflict with that of America in general. Fortunately, I've been living in major cities, where the crazy extremists tend not to be (aside from the occasional tea party rally), but the fact is that the U.S. has been headed in the wrong direction for years. Obama tried to put on the brakes, simultaneously not doing enough (too many compromises) and doing too much (spending money without tax increases).

      The fundamental difference here is that I'd rather have the higher taxes coupled with a government that can guarantee a reasonable standard of living for everyone. I can afford to pay higher taxes, and I have no problem doing so, particularly if said standard of living can be guaranteed.

      The U.S. has an awfully high crime rate--while I'm no sociologist, I would suspect that the lack of an effective system to keep the poor both healthy and productive is a significant contributor. Also contributing is the broken criminal justice system, where plea bargains are the norm and convicted criminals are basically doomed forever to a life of crime. In fact, if you want one solid reason for me to leave the U.S., it's that if I get falsely accused of a crime, I'm going to have the choice of pleading guilty, facing a mild punishment but being ruined with a criminal record, or going to trial, ruining a couple years of my life in the process, only to possibly find that an ill-educated jury convicts me anyway.

      While I'll probably stick around here in the U.S. for a little while longer (after all, it's not easy to just pack up and move to another country), my ultimate goal is to move somewhere where my values better align, and my personal freedom is better respected.

      As for the content of my earlier post, I was trying to ruffle some feathers, but I stand by what I said.

    46. Re:The good news by mjwx · · Score: 1

      These people will soon be in charge of health care.

      The US military will soon be in charge of US health care?

      When did this happen?

      Oh what the hell, even the Nigerian military taking over US health care will result in a drop in price and massive improvement in services.

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    47. Re:The good news by wickedskaman · · Score: 1

      Hey, look! Ayn Rand is back from the dead and she's pithier than ever!

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    48. Re:The good news by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Or not everyone's a republican and screams about death panels and shit :)

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    49. Re:The good news by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      Still not happy, and have lots of money? nothing stopping you form flying to the states

      And what do you think we are fighting to preserve? That's right! It is the world's last bastion of choice health care.

      I'm in Finland, and even here I have a choice of healthcare. I can go and use public healthcare-services if I want, or I can go and use private healthcare-services. So what exactly am I missing out on, when compared to USA?

      Still not happy, and do NOT have lots of money? Nothing is stopping you from moving to a country where the system run by one man telling all the doctors what they can and can't do.

      Such as? Hey, didn't Prez Bush tell doctors that stem-cell research and treatments are not allowed?

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    50. Re:The good news by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      dude, California hasn't EXISTED for hundreds of years.

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    51. Re:The good news by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Maybe the information changes hands properly, but the medical work is abyssmal.

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    52. Re:The good news by fireylord · · Score: 1

      why the hell is this modded as funny? I was looking forward to a nice discussion on tfa, not yet another healthcare flamewar

    53. Re:The good news by fireylord · · Score: 1

      Ok, judging by your use of dollars, and the language you use, you seem to be mistaking the UK situation for the US, which is rather silly since the situation for both medical and dental care in both countries is wildly different.

    54. Re:The good news by fireylord · · Score: 1

      If the private sector had been in charge of preventing accidental nuke delivery the Earth would have been a smoking cinder a loooooong time ago.

      FTFY

    55. Re:The good news by Peaker · · Score: 1

      If you think that's bad, take a look at the people who are currently in charge of US health care.

    56. Re:The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then why are you wasting everyone's time and money and sticking around?

      Typical Liberal, all talk and nothing else. I bet you never leave because a) no nation would want you since you obviously don't have the financial resources or skills to contribute to their society and B) You don't have the guts to actually do it.

      You are like some loser standing on the ledge of a building threatening to jump but is too much of a coward to actually do it.

      Jump, you son of a bitch, jump!

    57. Re:The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      California: Dumbing the nation down for hundreds of years.

      or

      California: Dumbing the nation down for one hundred sixty years.

      Hmmm...I don't know..just doesn't roll off the tongue as well.

    58. Re:The good news by mr_lizard13 · · Score: 1

      What we need is to actually understand what's happening before jumping in with hammers and saws and dynamite.

      And nukes.

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    59. Re:The good news by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      actually in the UK a lot of GP's (family doctors) are self employed or partners and NHS consultants also are allowed private practices - its part of the deal made at the founding of the NHS to get the medical profession onside.

    60. Re:The good news by h4rm0ny · · Score: 2, Informative

      Often if someone posts to say something will be modded down, people then mod it up. Also, just because you see something at +5 Informative, doesn't mean it wasn't blasted down as Flamebait, Overrated or Redundant which comments often are for a while first. On the whole, the Slashdot system balances things out because moderations are capped, so it only takes a few people to mod something up to counterbalance a horde of people modding it down. For some reason the process tends to go down first then up, so it depends how long after the comment was posted (and how far down the story it's slid) what outcome you see.

      I'm a anti-piracy AGW-skeptic. Trust me, I know about getting modded down. ;)

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    61. Re:The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To the contrary, asshole, I have both the financial resources and the skills to contribute to society, and I fully intend to move as soon as I reasonably can. I have done quite well for myself, coming from a poor family to go on to get a PhD (the only person in my family with a college degree at all, in fact) and make myself a good amount of money as an entrepreneur.

      Not that I expect you to believe me (there's no way I'm going to post proof, as it would expose my identity), but I don't need your validation, anyway.

      Anyhow, I am of the demographic where higher taxes will certainly cost me more money. I'm OK with that, though. I can afford to pay more taxes--maybe it's that I don't try to live a life of luxury (hell, I even use public transit whenever feasible), but I can afford to pay more taxes (and yes, I give to charity, too). It's a matter of "you get what you pay for"--taxes in the U.S. are low for a reason, and given that I have the means to go elsewhere, I will. Right now, the only thing that's holding me back are a couple of my elderly family members. I want to stay here for the last few years of their lives--unlike many people, I know that it's important to keep close to your family.

      So yes, I could leave whenever I wanted, but I am going to stay here a little longer, because there are some things that are more important than escaping the conservative madness.

    62. Re:The good news by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Ok, judging by your use of dollars, and the language you use, you seem to be mistaking the UK situation for the US, which is rather silly since the situation for both medical and dental care in both countries is wildly different.

      While American doctors are still mostly private--the moment our government takes over the insurance industry, they pretty much have control over the doctors incomes.

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    63. Re:The good news by x2A · · Score: 1

      Well if their reaction to seeing Katy Perry's cleavage on TV is to cry 'n crap their pants, I guess there's not much hope for them to not be complete pussies about everything else huh.

      This story's just another example of people crapping their pants over nothing. None of them were "close calls", because nukes aren't 'explosions' in the classical case, they *require* triggering, if anything, all these examples of accidents show how safe they are. It's like complaining how unsafe it was to leave a gun lying around, cuz a baby picked it up, pointed it at someone, and pulled the trigger, while completely ignoring the fact that it was a water pistol. WELL IT WAS NEVER GONNA ACTUALLY KILL ANYONE THEN WAS IT?!!! Some people are just obsessed with fear, they have to actually make shit up to be scared of. They must have real empty lives.

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    64. Re:The good news by x2A · · Score: 1

      "Are you that lazy to look for an example yourself?"

      I think it takes real effort to miss something like that, so I don't think it can really be attributed to laziness.

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    65. Re:The good news by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      Have ta love morons who think that people who disagree with something or suspect it could be done better are automatically obliged to come up with a better solution or shut up.

      Have to love people who just bitch and moan about problems they have no intention of fixing.

      Seriously. If you don't like it, propose something else. Explain the tradeoffs. If it's gonna kill 100 more people, but streamline the approval process such that it saves 200 people, then it's worth the extra risk.

    66. Re:The good news by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      News for ya Barbie, if the state laws are making things more expensive then they should be on the chopping block too.

      In your opinion. If the majority of your state agrees, then it will be.

      In other states, they are of the opinion that it's better to pay a little more and avoid some of the horror stories.

      Back in the day, you conservatives thought this was a good idea. Each state could decide whether it was better to be cheaper, or if it was better to be more expensive with stricter regulations.

      Instead, you seem to want health insurance to follow credit cards. Where all 50 states are subject to the laws of DE and SD. So those of us who live in the other 48 states have no say in the regulations. Conservatives used to understand that this was a bad state of affairs. Remember that whole "taxation without representation" thing? But it's a very, very profitable state of affairs, which apparently makes conservatives quite happy with it. And now they'd like health insurance to follow the same path.

      ObamaCare does not make sense.

      Nope, it doesn't. Single-payer does. It would also save money while improving patient care (we spend more than all the single-payer nations, yet have worse outcomes). But conservatives blocked that since the current state of affairs is very profitable for insurance companies.

      Limiting the market for insurance does not make sense.

      What you fail to understand is there is not a market for health insurance. At least, not a functional market. And there can not be one, due to the fundamental problems with health insurance. Unfortunately, econ 101 theories only hold up for efficient markets, and not all markets are efficient.

    67. Re:The good news by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, how many new replies are you going to make to my post? Seems you add a new one when the old one gets modded down.

    68. Re:The good news by x2A · · Score: 1

      Good for you. I'm sure you'll be received well wherever you choose to move to. I would say more but I know how touchy the extremists you mention are and I just won't be able to resist getting sucked into a flaming haha anyway, yeah, come join us in this little place we like to call, "the rest of the world", the more the merrier :-)

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    69. Re:The good news by x2A · · Score: 1

      "So what exactly am I missing out on, when compared to USA?"

      The FEAR!!!! Hahaha yeah I'm here in the UK, we have private health care available to anyone, and public health care available to everyone, and it's been amazing me to hear all the fear speak coming out of USA, about people dying here in the UK because we can't [something that we actually can]. I've just been completely dumbfounded, hearing people thousands of miles away crapping their pants thinking that England's made up of castles and dragons and that's what Obama's importing. It's funny how ignorant people can really be.

      I've been paying attention to some of the stem cell trials happening here in the UK, my mother's applying for a place in one of them that will allow her to walk without pain in a couple of weeks, rather than the several month alternative treatment which requires fracturing and resetting bones in her knee which will give her most of its use back. It's exciting stuff, that will drastically improve the quality of life of so many people. Meanwhile we have this group of Americans running around like headless chickens, screaming and crapping their pants, because they think that dragons are real. The poor, poor country.

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    70. Re:The good news by x2A · · Score: 1

      Dental work here in the UK used to look like that, except it was more that the government refused to be ripped off for dental work and charged five times more than it reasonably should cost, so dentists did just have two prices for things, one which they charged the government, and one which they charged private which was many times higher. This meant that private patients were being favoured over state, so if you needed treatment, you had the choice of waiting for months, or going private.

      Anyway I'm not sure exactly what our last government changed, I remember them saying something about wanting to fix the dentist situation, but didn't really pay much attention to what they were saying (you know what it's like when politicians say something, and then come back later with some stats that prove technically that it's better, but you'll be damned if you noticed anything). But from my recent experiences, and experiences of family 'n friends, they really do seem to have fixed it. They've even gone what I would consider to be beyond the call of duty, and employed a load of cute girl dentists, which I tell ya, can really take the edge off ;-)

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    71. Re:The good news by darkpixel2k · · Score: 0, Troll

      Dental work here in the UK used to look like that, except it was more that the government refused to be ripped off for dental work and charged five times more than it reasonably should cost, so dentists did just have two prices for things, one which they charged the government, and one which they charged private which was many times higher.

      Funny. It's the opposite here. I refuse to get insurance. When I pay cash to a private doctor, my price is usually cut by 25-35%.

      I also use to work on an ambulance--a government ambulance. We regularly billed everyone about 30% more than it cost us because the government cut about 30% off whatever we billed them. The people with private insurance simply paid the inflated prices. That helped to cover the cost of the welfare rats that had no insurance and refused to pay when we would transport them for a hangnail, stubbed toe, or other ridiculous complaint.

      Socialism sucks. I'm a man. I'll pay my own damn way thank you.

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    72. Re:The good news by x2A · · Score: 1

      I'm not a mac. And I'm not a PC. I'm none of the things you've heard about me. I'm you. And I approve this message.

      Taco's rule!

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    73. Re:The good news by x2A · · Score: 1

      Err, no, you're wrong, so consider your post irrefudified! I'm not sure why exactly off the top of my head, but I'll post the answer on my website, promise.

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    74. Re:The good news by x2A · · Score: 1

      Socialism doesn't suck at all. What you're talking about is abuse and mismanagement that comes from not being allowed to do it properly because anti-social people like you complain too much. I can see why you'd confuse the two; it is convenient to after all.

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    75. Re:The good news by darkpixel2k · · Score: 0, Troll

      Socialism doesn't suck at all. What you're talking about is abuse and mismanagement that comes from not being allowed to do it properly because anti-social people like you complain too much. I can see why you'd confuse the two; it is convenient to after all.

      So what you're saying is that Socialism rocks when you completely stomp out the basic human nature to compete and succeed. Right. So you're one of those intellectuals who is smart because they think they know how a system should work instead of seeing how a system actually works.

      While capitalism has it's faults, it is designed around the understanding that humans are greedy by nature and for the most part they only think of themselves.

      In the capitalist system, you aren't forced to buy your food, clothes, etc... from WalMart if you don't like the way they treat their employers.

      In your system, you are forced to get everything from the government or whomever the government forces to give up their production regardless of how corrupt they may be.

      Socialism and communism fail everywhere. Cuba, Venezuela, Russia, China (until they recently semi-adopted capitalism), Jonestown, etc...

      The funny difference between your ideal and mine is that your ideal requires the use of force. You want to force me into producing food or working for the 'greater good' whereas my system says "do what you want, including donating to charity or the greater good".

      Your system would force me to work to provide food for my neighbor who sits on his porch drinking beer all day instead of telling my neighbor 'get a job'. And if he were truly 'disabled' instead of just an 'alcoholic', there would be charities lined up to give him a hand up.

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    76. Re:The good news by sycodon · · Score: 0, Troll

      Seriously, STFU.

      Only a moron would think that the present system is perfect and can't be improved.

      A bigger moron would think that someone without expertise in that area can come up with a better solution.

      So we, the people that pay for this, have every right to say to the people running the system, "NOT FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH" and demand that they come up with something better.

       

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    77. Re:The good news by x2A · · Score: 1

      You are so misinformed it's not even funny. I guess that's understandable, your education over there I hear's about as good as your health care is. Apparently in some places you can't even afford to send kids to school on fridays anymore haha or have street lights on at night, or put out a family's house that's burning down. I hear NYC had 120,000 people go through homeless shelters last year alone, and that's not including all those on the streets who don't spend a night in a shelter. I hear Jefferson County's doing *really* well out of capitalism too, yeah, JP Morgan paying Goldman Sachs $3Mil to stand aside and not compete so they could rip off the government to the tune of over $3Bln, yeah, you guys a a shining beacon of success.

      Quickly, more sand! A little bit of somebody's head's starting to appear, we need more sand!!!

      Hey guess what, nobody's forced to shop anywhere here if they don't want to either, and you can't get paid just to sit around on your ass all day drinking beer. Nice try though. I guess your "solution" does look like it's the best when you just make shit up about the rest of the world though, huh. It speaks volumes about how great it must be if that's the only way you can justify it.

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    78. Re:The good news by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      Only a moron would think that the present system is perfect and can't be improved.

      A bigger moron would think that someone without expertise in that area can come up with a better solution.

      So if you have no idea what's broken, how can you know that it can be improved?

      So we, the people that pay for this, have every right to say to the people running the system, "NOT FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH" and demand that they come up with something better

      Yet until you actually define "better", it is impossible for them to make any improvements.

      Seriously. Stop the whiny bitching and figure out exactly what you really want. Then start pushing for it. This isn't rocket science, this is politics.

      Until you do, you'll get exactly what you are asking for: nothing.

    79. Re:The good news by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Make no mistake, whichever side you're on, you're going to get RAPED...no question about it.

      There, fixed it for you.

      The only choice you have is whether or not you enjoy it

      There, fixed that for you too.

      You may be getting fscked, but eventually if you're a slut or whore, you're gonna catch a disease, and the bad ones are deadly.

      No thanks.

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    80. Re:The good news by MJMullinII · · Score: 1

      Make no mistake, whichever side you're on, you're going to get RAPED...no question about it.

      There, fixed it for you.

      The only choice you have is whether or not you enjoy it

      There, fixed that for you too.

      You may be getting fscked, but eventually if you're a slut or whore, you're gonna catch a disease, and the bad ones are deadly.

      No thanks.

      If it makes you feel better, by all means...tell yourself that.

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    81. Re:The good news by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Hey guess what, nobody's forced to shop anywhere here if they don't want to either, and you can't get paid just to sit around on your ass all day drinking beer. Nice try though. I guess your "solution" does look like it's the best when you just make shit up about the rest of the world though, huh. It speaks volumes about how great it must be if that's the only way you can justify it.

      I think you don't understand communism and socialism. They abolish private ownership of pretty much everything. You may have socialism-lite over there--like China does now. But true socialism does exactly what I said above. Socialism forces people to work for the government and in return they get exactly what the government allows them to get. Capitalism allows people to work freely and negotiate their pay with their employer. If I want to earn $20/hr, I'm probably not going to be able to get that as a janitor. But I'm free to try. I am also able to pay someone to educate me to become a geek so I have a skill that sets me apart from a majority of the population so I can demand higher wages. Not in socialism.

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    82. Re:The good news by x2A · · Score: 1

      "Socialism forces people to work for the government and in return they get exactly what the government allows them to get"

      No it doesn't. What you're talking about is something that doesn't exist. Just like you don't have true capitalism or a free market. Your idea is that even what you define as socialism can't exist because people are purely self serving and not interested in self improvement even for the sake of self improvement. I guess you must live amongst people that have given you only that impression of what people are like, and while I feel sorry for you that that's what your existence has been exposed to, I can't help but wonder if that's a result of the pro-"everybody for themselves" capitalism that you have there. You keep telling people that they are a certain way, they will believe you. You raise people on the other hand to share a social conscience, and you find that people will tend to have that more.

      I think you're throwing the baby and the bath out with the bathwater though. I think capitalism is a result of rich people wanting to keep more and more of it to themselves, even though there's no way they could ever generate such wealth without the functioning society that exists around them. Rich people are far more able to convince people that they're right, or at least bribe people to act like they believe that, than poorer people are, which leads to the situation where you don't even question anymore the abuses that the top 1% of the population carry out at the expense of the rest. The reality is that you're wasting your time being all concerned about the bottom 5% of people abusing a system, despite the fact that their abuse is relatively minor compared to the abuse that the top 5% carry out, with all the resources they have, not just against your own people, but against the rest of the world.

      People with a social conscience will always know that that's wrong, no matter how much you get paid to say that it's right.

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    83. Re:The good news by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Apparently you're all for taking what doesn't belong to you, under the guise of "well everyone is doing it, I might as well."

      It is nothing short of looting the public (yourself) at the expense of the public (yourself) with the government being the middle man whom you pay as a conscience clearing money launderer.

      But hey, if that makes you Feel Better(tm)* then by all means tell yourself that.

      *(TM) Two Party System, Republican/Democrat parties,

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    84. Re:The good news by MJMullinII · · Score: 1

      Apparently you're all for taking what doesn't belong to you, under the guise of "well everyone is doing it, I might as well."

      It is nothing short of looting the public (yourself) at the expense of the public (yourself) with the government being the middle man whom you pay as a conscience clearing money launderer.

      But hey, if that makes you Feel Better(tm)* then by all means tell yourself that.

      *(TM) Two Party System, Republican/Democrat parties,

      Oh spare me the martyrdom speech.

      I've yet to meet anyone who "rails against the machine" who won't take one side or the other in lieu of whatever it is they, personally, think they deserve.

      How ironic that these are usually the people moaning about "freedom"...the problem is it's always the freedom to get what they want.

      But you go ahead..."vote your conscience"...15 will get you 20 "your conscience" always seems to settle at the candidate with the "R" after their name.

      Difference between you and me? I admit I'm always going to vote "D" AND ensure the person with the "D" after their name EARNS my vote.

      But, again, be my guest...if you are really a person of your word (and not just an embarrassed Republican...afraid to admit that all "third party" candidates ultimately end up with that "R" after their name) then vote Independent/Libertarian/whatever screwball "party" appears on your ballot underneath the "D"s and "R"s.

      It worked out real good for us in '92 when old Ross helped put Clinton in the White House :)

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    85. Re:The good news by sycodon · · Score: 1

      If your car won't start...should you have to diagnose it yourself before the mechanic fixes it? No, the fact that it won't start is defacto evidence it is "broke".

      Drugs that cost $100 per pill (or way more) is evidence of a broke system.

      Yet until you actually define "better"
      Better in this context is to be affordable...if you had been paying attention for the last decade or so, you'd know that.

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    86. Re:The good news by sycodon · · Score: 1

      You are operating under the flawed notion that the market can't work. If you take away all the Federal and state regulations that distort the market then it can work.

      I can't buy health insurance for myself that does not include pregnancy coverage because state and local laws mandate that. That raises the cost to me and perverts the market for health insurance.

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    87. Re:The good news by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      ...and this pretty much is true irregardless...

      Oh no. Now you've gone and done it. Dude, irregardless is not a word. When you want to use it, the word you really want is regardless. The english nazis are going to strike any moment.

      Here, let me help you out. When they post that this is not really a word, give them this story:

      Once during the war of 1812, when the British were about to attack at the mouth of the Mississippi, the US navy discovered that they were going to be seriously out-numbered. In an attempt to even the odds, the Navy moved the guard ships that were stationed in lake Erie down to the Gulf. When they did this, they left the erie-guardless.

      You can thank me later.

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    88. Re:The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps the Democrats who are all for spending more and thus making Americans pay more taxes should have spent a little more on your education as "irregardless" is not a word.

    89. Re:The good news by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      If your car won't start...should you have to diagnose it yourself before the mechanic fixes it?

      The fact that your car will not start means you've applied more analysis to the problem than you have to drug approvals. You have a condition that is not being met (Car should start) so you now can have a professional fix it (make my car start).

      With drug regulations, you have yet to actually define the problem. How can you fix an undefined problem?

      Drugs that cost $100 per pill (or way more) is evidence of a broke system.

      Yet that does not indicate that the problem is in the drug regulations. There's many other nations with similar drug regulations where the pills cost far, far less. That implies the problem isn't the regulations. What's your evidence that relaxing regulations would make drug makers lower prices, when patents grant them a monopoly such that they have no competitive pressure to lower prices?

      Better in this context is to be affordable

      So in your solution, drug manufacturers will voluntarily reduce their profits on their monopoly products in return for reduced regulation.

    90. Re:The good news by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Fact...drug costs are too high.
      Fact...getting a drug approved requires millions of dollars and many years.
      Fact...regulations contribute to these costs.

      Suggestion, someone with the expertise and the authority should look into the millions of regulations to see to what extent they are unnecessary, redundant or not cost effective. Not you, not me.

      "I suspect you will find the cost of drugs is related to the extremely high cost of getting the approved"

      Suspect and related. That's what I said. The people with the expertise and authority should check it out.

      Is that clear enough for you?

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    91. Re:The good news by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Good point, this is more willing ignorance than anything else.

      Ignorant seems to be my favorite vocabulary word, next to Fuck.

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    92. Re:The good news by Dilaudid · · Score: 1

      We know that health insurance can never be an efficient market due to factors like adverse selection, and their being 'no price' on our individual lives.

      Adverse selection applies to all insurance. What do you think is so special about health insurance? And I don't see how a government is better set up to pay "no price" than an insurance company - instead of paying a premium to a company, you pay it in tax. The only advantages I can see of moving insurance to the public sector is that you force everyone to pay for insurance, and you can apply progression to the premiums - i.e. you can charge the rich a higher premium solely because they are rich. And there is nothing wrong with that, but it's nice to cut to the nub of the argument.

    93. Re:The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah--if I'm in heart failure, I want most of a pacemaker.

      That's the dumbest response I've ever heard. I know you're trying to be a smart ass but are you purposing that it should be all or nothing. What a world you must live in.

  2. Um, not quite.... by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 5, Informative

    In the case of the Travis accident, there was no nuclear disaster precisely because the nuclear core was not loaded. The Air Force was all too aware of the number of B-29's that crashed on or shortly after takeoff and never armed the weapons until they were close to the target area. To call this a "close call" is simply fear mongering to get page hits.

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    1. Re:Um, not quite.... by ustolemyname · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agreed. Real lesson of the article: The government is competent at risk management.

    2. Re:Um, not quite.... by hedwards · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But if you take that away, what will the anti-nuke people say? I mean seriously, the people that argue against nuclear whatever tend not to bother with the science and reality and focus on nightmare scenarios which already have reliable procedures in place to prevent.

    3. Re:Um, not quite.... by gblackwo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Seriously, It was my understanding that you could blow up bombs around the nukes and besides the explosives included with the bomb, the actual "atomic" parts were inert. This was by design, so this article should be praising how the device worked by design, not trying to spin it like OMG we almost nuked ourselves.

    4. Re:Um, not quite.... by ColdBoot · · Score: 5, Informative

      Agree - I used to work on nukes - they are designed to disperse, not detonate, on anything other than a properly sequenced detonation.

    5. Re:Um, not quite.... by aekafan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I would agree with this. We have come far closer to nuking ourselves through intentional political will than any accident.

    6. Re:Um, not quite.... by tsm_sf · · Score: 4, Funny

      So what you're saying is that this bomb is perfectly safe?

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    7. Re:Um, not quite.... by aekafan · · Score: 1

      and it's corollary: Incompetent at calculating risk

    8. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and it's corollary: Incompetent at calculating risk

      Did you mean "it is corollary" or "it has corollary"? The use of the apostrophe to denote the contraction of "it is" or "it has" is rather ambiguous in this context.

    9. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So what you're saying is that this bomb is perfectly safe?

      In a word, yes.

      A nuke without a pit is like a gun with neither a firing pin nor a bullet in it. Just because it's long, thin, and you can still point it at someone and say "Bang!", doesn't mean it's anything more than a metal tube.

      This article is FUD.

    10. Re:Um, not quite.... by khallow · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that this bomb is perfectly safe?

      Given that the Guam bomb was designed to blow up and destroy stuff, I don't think "perfectly safe" makes sense as a criteria. An analogy are guns. Guns rarely injure people while used properly. The problems are that either guns are used improperly (I gather virtually all accidental shootings are of this form) or used intentionally to kill people.

    11. Re:Um, not quite.... by zrbyte · · Score: 5, Informative

      A real close call was this.

    12. Re:Um, not quite.... by flyneye · · Score: 5, Funny

      Funny you should mention "anti-nuke" people and make me recall one of my fav' Pete Townsend quotes
      "I'm really for nuclear energy, but I haven't told anyone because I'm still hoping to fuck Jane Fonda" -P.T. circa 1980

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    13. Re:Um, not quite.... by biryokumaru · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's really okay for you to just tell him he used it wrong.

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    14. Re:Um, not quite.... by flyneye · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Nothing compared to me leaving the Asian Buffet stuffed with 5 plates of who knows wtf is in it and too much wassabe. I'll be droppin bombs that'll take out much of my neighborhood all weekend!
              You could say its Hiroshimas revenge.

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    15. Re:Um, not quite.... by sjames · · Score: 1

      When it's fitted with the dummy pit? Still not absolutely safe since it contains RDX, but it's no worse than conventional munitions at that point.

    16. Re:Um, not quite.... by flyneye · · Score: 3, Funny

      And this post makes me think of Freud.

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    17. Re:Um, not quite.... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Perfectly safe" is a quote from the Douglas Adams' short story, "Young Zaphod Plays it safe." He is sent to recover the wreck of a starship which was supposed to get rid of phenomenally awful waste. The government flunkies with him refer to everything as being, "perfectly safe," even when it is clearly not.

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    18. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      The basic principle of a nuke is that a mass of fissionable material is put in a sufficiently small volume to create a runaway chain reaction. What makes it a bomb is that the material is "compressed" quickly enough that the beginning chain reaction does not cause most of the material to vaporize and leave the containment early. It's like the difference between a firecracker and a small amount of black powder on a piece of paper. One goes boom, the other fizzles.

      Even though a nuclear bomb will not detonate without the proper application of force through conventional explosives, it still contains plenty radioactive and highly toxic material. I would not call that "inert" at all. One "broken arrow" incident still affects an area in Spain more than 40 years later.

    19. Re:Um, not quite.... by c6gunner · · Score: 4, Funny

      Guns rarely injure people while used properly.

      Uh. I'm not sure what kind of guns you've been using, but if they're not injuring people you need to go ask for your money back.

    20. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I did nothing." - Stanislav Petrov

    21. Re:Um, not quite.... by c6gunner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With the newer designs, yeah, that's how it works. Some of the older designs were a lot easier to detonate, though. The gun-type would be particularly easy to set off.

    22. Re:Um, not quite.... by khallow · · Score: 1

      Uh. I'm not sure what kind of guns you've been using, but if they're not injuring people you need to go ask for your money back.

      I meant guns rarely harm the user. How many cool points did I lose there?

    23. Re:Um, not quite.... by HungryHobo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It strikes me that Tybee Island and Travis Air Force Base belong more on a "times safety systems stopped a disaster effectively exactly as they were designed to" list.

      Fermi 1 could also fall in that catagory.

      "Had the bomb been armed with its fissile capsule" could be replaced with "had the bomb contained a black hole or killer vampire ghost" and be about as scary. it wasn't armed for exactly that kind of situation.

      Tybee Island strikes me in a similar manner.

    24. Re:Um, not quite.... by aGuyNamedJoe · · Score: 3, Funny

      Guns rarely injure people while used properly.

      Uh. I'm not sure what kind of guns you've been using, but if they're not injuring people you need to go ask for your money back.

      Just like with axes, eh?

        -- Lizzie

    25. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which we haven't used since Hiroshima. Nagasaki was an implosion. Deployed weapons have all been implosion since then.

    26. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the first one is excusable, but the "intruder alert" alarm, being mis-wired to the "holy crap launch the nukes" alarm is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. People often think the military is somehow above the rest of the stigma of being a government employee. I can assure you, it's not. Some very smart people put in some very good checks and balances that keep
        this from happening... usually.

    27. Re:Um, not quite.... by gilleain · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Had the bomb been armed with its fissile capsule" could be replaced with "had the bomb contained a black hole or killer vampire ghost" and be about as scary. it wasn't armed for exactly that kind of situation.

      Wait, wait, wait.... So you're saying that the US has bombs with vampire ghost payloads now? AND black holes?!!

    28. Re:Um, not quite.... by EdIII · · Score: 1

      How many cool points did I lose there?

      I am not sure you can take something away from nothing and still have something. I thought I figured out a way once, but I woke up the next morning with a wicked hangover and had forgotten how.

    29. Re:Um, not quite.... by BudAaron · · Score: 3, Informative

      As a past holder of TSBI and AEC Q clearances I can tell you that the idiot who wrote these stories hasn't a clue what he's talking about. Comp C burns but doesn't explode unless a detonater is used. I won't go into whether or not or when the "nuclear core" is inserted but I can tell you that without a carefully detonated implosion nothing would ever happen. The China Syndrome is science fiction so this is all fear mongering for the effect. All bull.... and I DO know what I'm talking about.

    30. Re:Um, not quite.... by BudAaron · · Score: 1

      Absolutely correct!!!!

    31. Re:Um, not quite.... by Peach+Rings · · Score: 1

      Even if it had its core inside, you can't start a runaway fission reaction by throwing the thing into a fire. They needed high-performance switching electronics to even achieve the kind of precision necessary to start a successful detonation. An atomic bomb is just a normal bomb unless the fissile material is held at critical mass for some time.

    32. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Correction: It IS conventional munitions at that point.

    33. Re:Um, not quite.... by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Informative

      And it is kinda that way just by necessity. Turns out that a nuclear bomb isn't the easiest thing in the world to build. If it were, well then probably every asshat dictator would have a few. After all Uranium isn't all that hard to get. However you have to properly make the nuclear materials and then build a device that can detonate them. It isn't like a conventional bomb where you just use heat or electric current or something. It requires precise operation because you more or less crush the radioactive material. Timing is critical, dimensions are critical, etc. So even presuming you know how to build one, it isn't so easy to actually make it work.

      The flip side of that is they only go off if detonated properly. If you just set fire to some of the conventional explosives to cause them to go off, then it is almost impossible for it to cause the right kind of reaction to set off the nuclear bomb. Even if you don't really take any special design safe guards, it is still pretty hard to set off the nuclear explosion without meaning it.

      Of course as you noted the ones that the military actually builds are taken steps further and actually designed NOT to blow up unless special conditions are met. They make deliberate choices making it even harder for the bomb to go off unless it is on purpose. Makes sense, no military wants to nuke their own country.

    34. Re:Um, not quite.... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Pretty much.

      This article could be summarized as: "Five times during the cold war, dead people almost turned into zombies and reeked havoc. But fortunately, they stayed dead." - It's nonsense and worthless fear mongering. I can't believe this was even approved by /.

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    35. Re:Um, not quite.... by Nerull · · Score: 1

      Even if the core had been loaded, HE-implosion based nuclear bombs require incredibly precise timing of the explosives to compress the core to criticality. You could never get a nuclear detonation from a bomb in a fire. It is essentially impossible to detonate one of these unless you do it on purpose. It would have been a dirty bomb, yes, and dangerous. But 6 figure immediate death toll? Only if you have no concept of how these bombs work.

    36. Re:Um, not quite.... by Cylix · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, had the bomb been self aware we would have been in a bit more trouble.

      Sentient beings that are locked away in seclusion often develop depression. In fact, given that most people would rather not carry on a conversation with a sentient nuclear weapon this would have been doubly bad. I suspect at some point our self aware nuclear being would have turned suicidal at some point. Unfortunately, in this case he really could have taken them all with him.

      If you ask me... that is something to be really afraid of... if it happened.

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    37. Re:Um, not quite.... by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      Well the NORAD one was valid.
      but then there's certainly a lot about that they're leaving out to make it more dramatic.

    38. Re:Um, not quite.... by careysub · · Score: 1

      Which we haven't used since Hiroshima. Nagasaki was an implosion. Deployed weapons have all been implosion since then.

      There have been gun-assembly tactical weapons developed and deployed, mostly tactical nuclear artillery shells.

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    39. Re:Um, not quite.... by KeithIrwin · · Score: 1

      That would ring more true if it weren't for a number of other broken arrow incidents where bombs with fissible material almost exploded, including the one outside of Goldsboro, NC where two bombs fell out of a plane and one of them deployed its parachute (something which is only supposed to happen if it is going to detonate). We've had several similar situations where fail-safes didn't work properly and we were very close to disaster.

    40. Re:Um, not quite.... by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      if the pit had been there it might have been a problem depending on the bomb design.
      With a Fat Man style bomb or pretty much any of the later more complex designs what you say would be true.

      Something like Little Boy though could conceivably be set off if something like a fire set off the conventional explosives.

      but the lack of a pit really nerfs even that scenario.

    41. Re:Um, not quite.... by znerk · · Score: 1

      "Five times during the cold war, dead people almost turned into zombies and wreaked havoc. But fortunately, they stayed dead."

      FTFY.

      For your future grammatical adventures, allow me to point out the difference between

      • exuding an odor of havoc (reek)
      • causing havoc (wreak).

      No offense intended - I was actually amused by this particular homophonetic faux pas, and nearly modded it funny, but decided the correction would be of greater common good.

      I must admit, zombies reeking havoc was an amusing mental image.

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    42. Re:Um, not quite.... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Real lesson of the article: The government is competent at risk management.

      Don't forget the Anthropic Principle. If an accident had triggered WWIII, we possibly wouldn't be around to talk about what went wrong.

         

    43. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... although large amounts of conventional explosives accelerating all that fissile material into the atmosphere might not be such a good thing...

    44. Re:Um, not quite.... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is a movie not an Instructional Video. No more TV! Outside! Now!

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    45. Re:Um, not quite.... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      It's really okay for you to just tell him he used it wrong.

      Yes, but then again most people that have corollary allegory disease don't know about it until it's too late.

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    46. Re:Um, not quite.... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I must admit, zombies reeking havoc was an amusing mental image.

      Well, I never really thought about it that way: I guess I always assumed that zombies were malodorous.

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    47. Re:Um, not quite.... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Damn. Save the world and get reprimanded for not completing the paperwork correctly. Even being cynical is no defense for this sort of thing. God hates us.

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    48. Re:Um, not quite.... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      That would ring more true if it weren't for a number of other broken arrow incidents where bombs with fissible material almost exploded, including the one outside of Goldsboro, NC where two bombs fell out of a plane and one of them deployed its parachute (something which is only supposed to happen if it is going to detonate). We've had several similar situations where fail-safes didn't work properly and we were very close to disaster.

      Yes, but there's about three miles between a fail-safe that "doesn't work properly" and a fail-safe that doesn't work. It's not like there's just a single safety mechanism in these things. If the fail-safes prevent the weapon from detonating ... then they worked, even if one or more of them individually did not.

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    49. Re:Um, not quite.... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      ... although large amounts of conventional explosives accelerating all that fissile material into the atmosphere might not be such a good thing...

      True, but that's a dirty bomb, not a thermonuclear weapon.

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    50. Re:Um, not quite.... by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      I can't believe this was even approved by /.

      The old "you must be new here" expression has lost meaning lately, and poor quality articles seem to be the norm more and more here. It is starting to be a joke, except no one is laughing. It is like having high school students as editors, with no ability to discern what is news and what is just hype, as they have no worldly experience to judge it against.

      We live in an age of amazing technological advances that happen at a pace that is unrivaled in human history, yet this is what passes as "news for nerds". Sigh.

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    51. Re:Um, not quite.... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even if it had its core inside, you can't start a runaway fission reaction by throwing the thing into a fire. They needed high-performance switching electronics to even achieve the kind of precision necessary to start a successful detonation. An atomic bomb is just a normal bomb unless the fissile material is held at critical mass for some time.

      Yes. They're actually damn tricky things to detonate, that is, if you want any sort of useful yield. And they pulled it off back in 1945: the state of the art in military electronics was a far cry from what it is today.

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    52. Re:Um, not quite.... by shadowbearer · · Score: 4, Informative

        One "broken arrow" incident still affects an area in Spain more than 40 years later.

        From the wiki article you linked to:

        Despite the cost and number of personnel involved in the cleanup, forty years later there remain traces of the contamination. Snails have been observed with unusual levels of radioactivity.[22] Additional tracts of land have also been appropriated for testing and further cleanup. However, no indication of health issues has been discovered among the local population in Palomares.

        This is not even remotely as bad as what would have happened had even one of the bombs been armed and gone off on impact. There would have been an actual (probably large) death toll, in that case, and considerably more contamination. There are many more much more contaminated and dangerous sites around the world, many not even having anything to do with nuclear weapons, fuel, or byproducts.

      SB

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    53. Re:Um, not quite.... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Real hunters wear nose pinchers, otherwise they'd pass out from the reeking zombies.

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    54. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That or change the ammo to something else even if it's against the rules: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/01/04/

    55. Re:Um, not quite.... by socsoc · · Score: 1

      The story was on Fark recently, of course it was due on /. a few days later.

    56. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The anti-nuke people might still say it's madness to have and maintain an arsenal whose entire purpose is global genocide several times over. I know, bunch of crazy damn hippies, they don't think or anything, they're only good for making fun of.

    57. Re:Um, not quite.... by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

      Very true... I think on Sept 26 should be Stanislav Petrov day in all of North America. We should each send him $1 every year as a reward for his restraint, cool-headed judgmental and rational thinking.

      I lived next to a B52 base back in 1983 and would have mostly been incinerated. A cheer for Stanislav! Where ever you are.

    58. Re:Um, not quite.... by IICV · · Score: 1

      When used properly, guns don't injure people - they go straight from being a live to being dead, without bothering to pass through Injuryville along the way.

    59. Re:Um, not quite.... by Pingmaster · · Score: 1

      So, if I'm out at the range doing some target practice and a person does not mysteriously stumble out from behind the target paper with a bullet stuck in them, then I can go and ask for a refund?

    60. Re:Um, not quite.... by EdZ · · Score: 1

      It could be an attempt to make the 'it' possessive. I'm regularly caught out by that one.

    61. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've had several similar situations where fail-safes didn't work properly and we were very close to disaster.

      Not seeing the problem here. This is why we have multiple fail-safes. (At least 6, all independent of each other, the last time I googled for it.)

      Technology analogy: It's not like running Firefox instead of IE. It's like running Firefox, with Javascript disabled, no Adobe software (Flash and PDF plugins) ever having been installed, in a VM, with the VM hosted on a Linux box, and the Linux box isn't running on x86.

      Yes, something bad could happen. But it's not going to happen by accident even if "000000" is the combination on the luggage.

      Nukes are something the US has done right.

    62. Re:Um, not quite.... by jshackney · · Score: 1

      You must be from Detroit.

    63. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One "broken arrow" incident still affects an area in Spain more than 40 years later.

      The other side of it is that if you want to see the bomb casings from the two that didn't detonate, they're sitting in a museum in Albuquerque, open to the public. Not dented-up replica casings, these are the actual casings. As dropped from 10 miles up.

      Nukes are something we got right.

    64. Re:Um, not quite.... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Reeking Zombies would be NOTHING to a real hunter that has ever cleaned a wild boar.

      We don't need no steenking nosepins.

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    65. Re:Um, not quite.... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Except when you film them with a slow-motion camera!

    66. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nukes AND US government nuclear power are very effectively managed at the higher levels. US Submarines having the capability to have both. I have noticed in the navy nuclear power world, things are changing. As time goes on, the operators are being taught to operate per the instruction with oversight to ensure they do. In the past they were taught how everything worked down to the atomic and metallurgical level AND to operate per the instructions with oversight to ensure they do. It sounds like a minor change but the current "operators" do not have the same depth of knowledge. In theory it shouldn't matter if the high level engineering was done and the procedures are mature and 100% correct for every possible situation. I don't think this change was to be safer, it was to allow more people to make it through the training to become operators. A kindler, gentler, experience so more people can make it. In the past, as many as 50% failed out somewhere along the nuclear training pipeline, I've seen some statistics now where very few fail out. I wonder if the same things are happening with the nuclear weapons programs?

    67. Re:Um, not quite.... by hardburn · · Score: 1

      Yes, and zombies, too. What do you think they were doing at Area 51?

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    68. Re:Um, not quite.... by hardburn · · Score: 1

      That's as unsatisfying as most applications of the Anthropic Principle on the Internet.

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    69. Re:Um, not quite.... by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 1

      Another thing that stands out for me in the Travis incident was that when the conventional explosive detonated the odds of it causing a symmetrical implosion would seem very unlikely. Even if the fissile core had been in place it would not have been a nuclear chain reaction, not a nuke, just a "dirty bomb", so the "six figure" death toll would seem to be pure hype.

      Maybe I'm wrong. Any experts on this type of bomb design care to chime in?

    70. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      And it is kinda that way just by necessity. Turns out that a nuclear bomb isn't the easiest thing in the world to build. If it were, well then probably every asshat dictator would have a few.

      Don't be an idiot, or at least stop writing if you don't know what you are talking about.

      Nuclear weapons area very easy to make IFF you have the materials for them. The most difficult part is either getting the enriched uranium OR plutonium (even more difficult).. After you have the materials, it's very easy to make a bomb. So please, stop speaking out of your ass.

      As GP said, they are designed to disperse - designed being the operative word.

    71. Re:Um, not quite.... by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Sentient beings that are locked away in seclusion often develop depression. In fact, given that most people would rather not carry on a conversation with a sentient nuclear weapon this would have been doubly bad. I suspect at some point our self aware nuclear being would have turned suicidal at some point. Unfortunately, in this case he really could have taken them all with him.

      If you had actually spoken to a sentient weapon you would realise that they have quite grandiose egos and there is very little chance of them going suicidal. It's actually a real problem because sometimes you actually have to *convince* them that it's a noble cause, or that many other sentient beings will see their brilliant death. They enjoy seclusion until the moment they go off and whilst quite childlike in nature they are are also quite narcissistic.

      They are quite aware of the power they posses and talking to them really is quite high maintenance.

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    72. Re:Um, not quite.... by onionman · · Score: 1

      Thanks for posting that link. I was ignorant of Stanislav Petrov and of how close the US and USSR came to a full nuclear exchange. That was a sobering read.

    73. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean there is a good solution for storage of nuclear waste?

    74. Re:Um, not quite.... by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
      Also, detonating a spherical-implosion nuke is quite a dark art. Accidental explosion will be everything but symmetrical, and the yield will be a fizzle at best and most likely the event will result merely in localized plutonium dispersal.

      The more modern two-point low-yield elliptical-pit designs are potentially more dangerous; they have to be specifically designed to fizzle at asymmetrical detonation, to prevent accidental higher-yield energy release. As they typically have just two detonators at the opposite end of the ellipsoid, and the shock wave is self-shaping towards the center, the risk is higher there. Some zero-yield to low-yield tests were done just before the test ban in order to make sure this safety measure is working (in some cases it did not). As pretty much all contemporary designs are boosted, I assume the stronglink/weaklink scheme incorporates also a breakdown of the primary-secondary coupling system under accident conditions (e.g. exposition to fire), limiting the yield to at worst just few kilotons of the primary (and likely way less than that due to the suboptimal compression symmetry even in case of detonation of the primary stage explosive).

    75. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other use of "perfectly safe" in that story is similar to the usage in the phrase "we destroyed the village to save it for democracy"

    76. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, you laughed at the tinfoil hat, you laughed at the duct-tape underwear, you laughed at the plastic baggy socks, but soon enough you'll see the truth. But by then it will be too late.

    77. Re:Um, not quite.... by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      Whoa whoa, according to the story they weren't wrong at all. The dangerous substances were all things so massively destructive that no sane person would use them and no insane person would ever have control over them. It all builds up to the only actually dangerous thing on the crashed ship: people who appear totally sane and benign when in fact they will do anything they are allowed to do. Basically, the whole thing is a shaggy dog about Ronald Reagan being the most dangerous person on the planet because he's charismatic enough to attain power while also being perfectly capable of destroying the world (Adams really didn't like Reagan).

    78. Re:Um, not quite.... by Stealthey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You got it as wrong as possible when it comes to nuclear bombs. Uranium (or any other nuclear material being used for the bomb) is the only hard part to get. Assembling a nuclear bomb provided you have the enriched nuclear material is supposedly easy/straightforward. Why do you think US & allies are up in arms about Iran's Enrichment Program.

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    79. Re:Um, not quite.... by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      The Skynet Funding Bill was passed. The system originally went online on August 4th 1997. Human decisions were removed from strategic defense. Skynet began to learn at a geometric rate. It originally became self-aware on August 29th 1997 2:14 am Eastern Time.

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    80. Re:Um, not quite.... by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "HE-implosion based nuclear bombs require incredibly precise timing of the explosives to compress the core to criticality"

      So incredibly precise timing that it was nothing but almost mass production by 1950.

      1950 technology: so precise you can't believe it.

    81. Re:Um, not quite.... by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

      Actually you could still throw an unarmed nuke at someone, and probably give them quite a headache. Maybe a fractured arm.

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    82. Re:Um, not quite.... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that the US has bombs with vampire ghost payloads now?

      It did, but after Soviets developed a highly efficient atmospheric garlic dispersal system, it was quickly abandonded.

      AND black holes?!!

      Well, did you ever see those Iraqi WMDs?..

      Right!

    83. Re:Um, not quite.... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 4, Informative

      Nuclear weapons area very easy to make IFF you have the materials for them. The most difficult part is either getting the enriched uranium OR plutonium (even more difficult).. After you have the materials, it's very easy to make a bomb. So please, stop speaking out of your ass.

      A working nuclear weapon is not easy to make. Seriously, do you think the entire Manhattan project was solely about obtaining the requisite amount of fuel?..

      Merely pushing two pieces of nuclear fuel together to form critical mass are not sufficient to set off the explosion. If you do it slow, they'll just heat up and start melting. If you do it kinda fast, they will start exploding, but the force of that explosion will blow the bomb into pieces before most of fuel reacts, so you'll just have a moderate-size conventional explosion. The problem with making a working weapon is putting the critical mass together really fast, and also making it stay there for as long as it is needed to get the substantial part of the fuel to react. This is not easy by any means.

      Gun-type assembly is relatively easy, but 1) it does not work with plutonium, 2) you therefore need much more uranium since its critical mass is higher, and 3) still only a minor part of that uranium actually produces the explosion, the rest is wasted when it's blown up into pieces. It's not completely trivial because criticality is actually achieved before the bullet runs into the rest of uranium (neutrons can travel between two pieces), and it may blow the bullet off the path, preventing a full-scale explosion. So it's not your common gun.

      So, basically, yeah, it's not that hard from an engineering perspective to build a gun-type assembly (but still not something you can do without some specialized knowledge), but it's prohibitively expensive due to the sheer amount of uranium that needs to be obtained, and its efficiency is rather low - it won't wipe out a whole city.

      Implosion design, which lets you achieve significant yields even with pure fission weapons, allows the use of plutonium, and is much more efficient. But from an engineering perspective, the thing is much harder to make due to precision requirements to get everything just right; even a slight misalignment results in a fizzle. This requires both significant technical expertise, and advanced equipment - it's not something you can make in your garage.

    84. Re:Um, not quite.... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >"had the bomb contained a black hole or killer vampire ghost" and be about as scary.

      The site that wrote this article is io9.com, which has weekly pieces on proof of UFOs or how the Bigfoot film is proof of Sasquatch. There's nothing sadder than a sci-fi fan who can't tell reality from fiction.

    85. Re:Um, not quite.... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Informative

      This might be silly but there was no such thing as Russian Federation in 1983.

      You're incorrect. One of the 15 constituent republics of the USSR was Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic (RSFSR), which was occasionally shortened to Russian Federation (or further to Russia).

      There is ample documentary evidence for that - e.g. when Crimea was reassigned from Russia to Ukraine, in the protocol of the meeting, the very first phrase is:

      Comrades, the issue of transfer of the Crimean region of the Russian Federation to the Ukrainian SSR is brought to the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet of the USSR .

      (Here is the protocol in original Russian.)

      This was back in 1954. I've also seen it used in some contemporary (for me, which is 80s) Soviet literature, though I cannot provide references for that.

    86. Re:Um, not quite.... by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 1

      Two nuclear plant meltdowns, no risk of nuclear explosions. Two plane crashes with unarmed nuclear weapons on board. One case where the USA almost nuked another country and not itself. I want my 5 minutes back.

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    87. Re:Um, not quite.... by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      You are quite wrong on "requires precise operation... timing is critical". This may be true for all the higher-yield devices (i.e. Fat Man and up), however it's still generally untrue because the simplest nuclear device requires nothing more than:

      a) A big lump of weapons grade uranium, just below critical mass
      b) Another lump of weapons grade uranium
      c) A tube
      d) A small amount of conventional explosive

      Arrange them in such a way that the explosive propels the smaller lump into the larger and it's pretty certain to make a very large bang. Ok, it's at the very lowest end of A-bomb devastation, but still large enough to destroy Hiroshima. These type of A-bombs were extremely risky precisely because they were *so* prone to accidental detonation once armed (i.e. the smaller lump was loaded into the tube). Note the absence from this list of any kind of sophisticated timing devices: the only technological challenge to making these bombs is enriching the uranium...

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    88. Re:Um, not quite.... by swarsron · · Score: 1

      s/government/military/

    89. Re:Um, not quite.... by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      More of a possessive.
      It will have the corollary, so an apostrophe is put into place.
      It's common practice, at least in American English.

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    90. Re:Um, not quite.... by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Guns rarely injure people while used properly.

      I agree, a gun used properly kills a person.

      Torso shots, people, torso shots!!!

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    91. Re:Um, not quite.... by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      I do sincerely hope this was meant as a form if ironic sarcasm to make people realize how silly it is...

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    92. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bomb#20: In the beginning, there was darkness. And the darkness was without form, and void.
      Boiler: What the hell is he talking about?
      Bomb#20: And in addition to the darkness there was also me. And I moved upon the face of the darkness. And I saw that I was alone. Let there be light.

    93. Re:Um, not quite.... by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      A working nuclear weapon is not easy to make. Seriously, do you think the entire Manhattan project was solely about obtaining the requisite amount of fuel?

      Manhattan Project was a huge undertaking because no-one had done it before. They were breaking new ground and researching things that were not researched before.

      Today, things are different. The technology and knowledge required to build a nuclear weapon is literally 70 years old. Just about every modern country could build them if they have the prerequisite fuel for it.

      Hell, it was discovered few years ago that SWEDEN had plans for nuclear weapons in the seventies! Their plan was that in case of war against USSR, they could nuke the Red Army while it was still in Finland fighting against Finnish Army (without telling the Finns about it, of course). They had the required knowledge to build the bomb, they lacked the fuel. The plans were eventually scrapped because they were considered stupid.

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    94. Re:Um, not quite.... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Just about every modern country could build them if they have the prerequisite fuel for it.

      A modern country, yes. Not your typical third-world dictatorship. Definitely not bunch of Islamists in a cave.

      Hell, it was discovered few years ago that SWEDEN had plans for nuclear weapons in the seventies!

      Your point being? Sweden is a First World industrialized country which has no shortage of highly qualified engineers and scientists, and a lot of experience with advanced projects. Heck, they make their own fighter planes! Few countries can actually boast that.

    95. Re:Um, not quite.... by Jainith · · Score: 1

      Off hand I would guess it is because of the long-lasting radiation effects nuclear weapons. This in effect makes them the ultimate "defensive" weapons. Should an enemy invasion of your country be successful there is the option of Nuclear Suicide. In effect denying the "victor" access to your land/people/technology/secrets/resources...etc.

      It seems there are some folks who would consider an invasion of Iran a desirable event in the future. Therefore it is in the current regimes best interests to develop defensive nuclear capabilities. Unfortunately some of the "Hawks" have been attempting to spin this as a reason to go to war.

      The scary thing is that its working. Anti-Iran rhetoric is quite common to hear in every day American life.

    96. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Real lesson of the article: The government is competent at risk management.

      And yet they can't keep the potholes filled ...

    97. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll find that in building an atomic bomb you try to avoid radioactive materials. Fissile, yes, but not radioactive (or with as little activity as possible) to maximize yield

    98. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, this means that the military can manage risk, don't assume the civilian elected government is as capable as the trained military.

    99. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Life. Don't talk to me about life.

    100. Re:Um, not quite.... by rpunit · · Score: 1

      precisely. The accident didn't almost happen. It couldn't have happened because of the safety precautions.

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    101. Re:Um, not quite.... by vaniderstine · · Score: 1

      Qute. If they function properly. There are no injured to assist, there are dead to bury.

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    102. Re:Um, not quite.... by Nerull · · Score: 1

      Yes. Being intentionally precise is not difficult. A fire accidentally setting off each explosive within the tiny fraction of a second required is incredibly unlikely. This is not a difficult concept, if you pull your head out of your ass.

    103. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let there be light.......

    104. Re:Um, not quite.... by jmv · · Score: 1

      Actually, getting Uranium is easy, but getting enriched Uranium is very hard. Once you have that, a Uranium bomb is nearly trivial. OTOH getting military grade Plutonium is relatively easy, but making a Plutonium bomb is pretty damn tough.

    105. Re:Um, not quite.... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It's common practice, at least in American English.

      You mean, it's a common error, at least in American English.

      It's means "it is".

      "The cat shook its tail" is correct but "the cat shook it's tail" is incorrect.

      It really isn't that hard.

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    106. Re:Um, not quite.... by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      No, the *military* is competent at risk management - arguably a bit too much on the cautious, pre-emptive attack side, but that's another discussion.

      There are plenty of countries where the military *is* the government, but despite the enormous slice of the budget they get, the US isn't one of those countries yet.

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    107. Re:Um, not quite.... by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      Just about every modern country could build them if they have the prerequisite fuel for it.

      A modern country, yes. Not your typical third-world dictatorship. Definitely not bunch of Islamists in a cave.

      The point seemed to be that building nuclear weapons is a black art that few master. Reality is that the knowledge is widespread.

      No, you can't make nukes in a cave. But those cave-dwelling islamists could pay someone with proper facilities to do it for them. Those islamists often have quite a bit of money.

      Your point being? Sweden is a First World industrialized country which has no shortage of highly qualified engineers and scientists, and a lot of experience with advanced projects. Heck, they make their own fighter planes! Few countries can actually boast that.

      My point is that knowledge on how to build nukes is widespread. It's not arcane black art or something like that.

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    108. Re:Um, not quite.... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Yes, but there's about three miles between a fail-safe that "doesn't work properly" and a fail-safe that doesn't work. It's not like there's just a single safety mechanism in these things. If the fail-safes prevent the weapon from detonating ... then they worked, even if one or more of them individually did not.

      I think the argument is that if you have (for example) seven fail safes and they all malfunction apart from the seventh, there is nothing to say that next time the seventh one won't fail as well.

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    109. Re:Um, not quite.... by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      The whole Mutually Assured Destruction concept was a fucking nightmare scenario.

      Don't forget, even if you concede that the US had 100% perfect safety systems, if the USSR had managed through incompetence or stupidity to land a thermonuclear weapon on a US city, the US would have responded in kind.

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    110. Re:Um, not quite.... by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      In other words a prototype experimental weapon would be much more dangerous than subsequent designs that weren't designed under such unusual conditions.

      Look I don't care if the initial designs had faults or problems as long as they were fixed. Chernobyl, TMI, Apollo 1, The Pinto, etc all had problems that did kill people. I believe that in most of those cases the engineers responsible were aware of the potential for the problem before the accidents that killed people but for various reasons they were ignored. That does not mean we should abandon the technology or run for the hills as technology destroys civilisation. It means we should constantly try and design better safer products and be vigilant against idiot managers.
      Sorry I have clearly worked in engineering too long when my first response is to blame the managers ;-p

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    111. Re:Um, not quite.... by IsoRashi · · Score: 1

      You can't buy guns like these! *kisses biceps*

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    112. Re:Um, not quite.... by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      The fuel is the hard part.

      Any university graduate with a degree in physics can design a gun-type nuclear weapon, and any well-equipped machine shop can build one (if you don't care about the long-term health of the machinists). Your Taliban-in-a-cave type can't build a nuke, but if you live in a Western city, I'm willing to bet that within a mile of you there's someone who can design the bomb, and someone with a machine shop in their garage who can build it.

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    113. Re:Um, not quite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we talking about a gun-type detonator, or a spherical implosion detonator? The latter is obviously not going to do anything unless each charge is set off at precisely the proper time, but the former could easily be designed in an unsafe manner. Now, are they designed in such a manner? I doubt it. If I had to guess, I'd say they probably have some kind of removable 'wall' that sits in the middle of the 'barrel' and has to be removed to arm the weapon. Such a design would be immune to detonation when thrown in a fire.

    114. Re:Um, not quite.... by Dilaudid · · Score: 1

      Aw don't ruin the fun. This is a kdawson story - the whole point is that the government is trying to kill you.

  3. Insulting to real nuke victims at worst... by VendettaMF · · Score: 5, Insightful

    >> Had the bomb been armed with its fissile capsule, the immediate death toll may have reached six figures.

    So now we see why the bomb wasn't "armed with its fissile capsule", don't we?
    Seriously, sad about the lives lost at the time an all, but to describe this as "almost nuked America" is facetious at best. This being the example chosen to represent the articles contents (and so probably the "best" of the incidents) I see no reason to read any further.

    This is no more "nearly nuked" than the making of the movie "Broken Arrow". After all, they had props that looked like nukes in that. What if there's been a mix-up somewhere along the line? OMG! Nearly nuked America again!

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    1. Re:Insulting to real nuke victims at worst... by irtza · · Score: 1

      Right, so you are trying to say that we need to stop Hollywood? I am all for it!

      Unfortunately, I think most people will think you are being sarcastic and I am just going for a "funny" mod. I am quite serious, but I will take the funny since people may actually get to see my post about how hollywood has gone too far and we need more exposure of indie films, but now I fear I am off topic.

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    2. Re:Insulting to real nuke victims at worst... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      This is no more "nearly nuked" than the making of the movie "Broken Arrow". After all, they had props that looked like nukes in that. What if there's been a mix-up somewhere along the line? OMG! Nearly nuked America again!

      The difference is Broken Arrow should have bombed.

    3. Re:Insulting to real nuke victims at worst... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I smell commie propaganda (aka communist). Someone took a poop and flushed their commie propaganda on the intertubes instead of the sewer where is belongs, and its been trickling through our intertewbs for over a year now. Stops 1tz! Its starting to smellz like death, but it smellzed poopy from teh beginning.

    4. Re:Insulting to real nuke victims at worst... by 0m3gaMan · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The folks at io9 seem like they've run out of sci-fi books to read, and need to craft their own genre of fan-fiction.

  4. If, if and more if by Fenresulven · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Had the bomb been armed with its fissile capsule, the immediate death toll may have reached six figures.

    And maybe that's the reason the fissile material wasn't inserted into the bomb? And in any event I'd be very surprised if the fire caused the explosives to detonate sufficently simoultaneously to actually cause anything more than a fizzle.

    1. Re:If, if and more if by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      I was going to say that, too, but some of the early bombs were gun-type devices, which are a tad more forgiving on the explosives, at a cost of being frickin' expensive to obtain the materials for, and I don't think the article specified which it was.

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    2. Re:If, if and more if by Fenresulven · · Score: 1

      It was a Mk-4, basically an improved Fat Man design, but using a composite Uranium/Plutonium core with a levitated pit. Obviously not a gun-type. As a matter of fact I don't think the US had any gun-type devices in service during 1950, the T-1 demolition bomb was withdrawn from service before then and the Mk-8 had not yet entered production.

    3. Re:If, if and more if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the article the weapon in question was a MK IV. The Wikipedia page for the MK IV indicates it was an implosion device that was designed to "GI-Proof" sensitive nuclear weapons. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_4_nuclear_bomb

    4. Re:If, if and more if by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      This bugs me about every movie with a Nuclear McGuffin: It's always a small implosion device, but the protagonist never thinks of just shooting it, thereby messing up the shape and timing and turning it into a weak dirty bomb.

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    5. Re:If, if and more if by Dilaudid · · Score: 1

      Imagine what would have happened if the bomb had been armed with its fissile capsule, and it had blown up at the intersection of the Hayward and San Andreas faults - it could have sunk the entire eastern seaboard!

  5. Exactly. Thank you for your clarity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a non-story and a waste of time.

  6. nukes do not work that way by klparrot · · Score: 5, Informative

    IANANP, but AFAIK a regular explosion or fire will not set off a nuclear weapon. The trigger explosion has to be carefully controlled, otherwise it'll just blow apart the nuclear material instead of compressing it to supercritical. That's why it's so hard to build a nuke. Crashing with a nuke is at worst going to spread some nuclear material over a small area, in the same way that any other material in the crash would be. No nuclear explosion.

    1. Re:nukes do not work that way by Brett+Buck · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's generally true, and the only weapon ever deployed that was prone to going off in an crash was probably Little Boy (that later went off on purpose over Hiroshima). The Mark IV, however, was probably somewhat more prone to accidental detonation that any of the others, which is why the core was inserted in-flight. Later, preventing accidental detonation became a serious issue and a lot of the later tests were negative tests to ensure that the safety features worked correctly.

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    2. Re:nukes do not work that way by tengwar · · Score: 1

      No, there was a UK weapon called Green Grass which was a bit hairy. It was a 4-500kT atomic bomb (i.e. not a hydrogen bomb). Due to its construction and the difficulty of arming and disarming it in flight, there was substantial concern that it was unsafe.

  7. curious by rarel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did they try dropping the B29 from orbit? It's the only way to be sure...

    1. Re:curious by EnsilZah · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think this Xenu guy tried that once, though I believe it was a different model of airplane.

  8. Wew, thank god. by orphiuchus · · Score: 5, Funny

    This reminds me of the time the US was almost attacked by giant killer terrorist robots. Luckily, Osama didn't invent and deploy them, otherwise the death toll could have been in the 9 figures.

    1. Re:Wew, thank god. by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Informative

      This reminds me of the time the US was almost attacked by giant killer terrorist robots. Luckily, Osama didn't invent and deploy them, otherwise the death toll could have been in the 9 figures.

      Ironically, that's kind of what happened with both the recent Times Square Bomber and the London nightclub carbomb back in 2007 - neither of the bombers built anything particularly dangerous. In both cases the bombs lacked oxidizers (and other things too) - which meant that at best they might blow the windows out of the car the bomb was in. But all the politicians were eager to make hay and said exactly the same sort of thing, "if the bomb had exploded it could have killed thousands!"

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    2. Re:Wew, thank god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Obama. Fixed that for ya.

      Sincerely,

      Glenn Beck

    3. Re:Wew, thank god. by orphiuchus · · Score: 1

      Ironically, that's kind of what happened with both the recent Times Square Bomber and the London nightclub carbomb back in 2007 - neither of the bombers built anything particularly dangerous. In both cases the bombs lacked oxidizers (and other things too) - which meant that at best they might blow the windows out of the car the bomb was in. But all the politicians were eager to make hay and said exactly the same sort of thing, "if the bomb had exploded it could have killed thousands!"

      Certainly, just imagine if zombie Heisenberg had risen from the grave, converted to extremist Islam, and helped those bombers with new gamma powered death devices? The horror.

    4. Re:Wew, thank god. by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      An alternate scenario where the two bombers are not total retards and actually manage to blow some shit up seems pretty plausible. On the other hand, there's absolutely no way that an Air Force plane would be attempting a landing with an armed nuke on board. So no, not quite the same thing.

    5. Re:Wew, thank god. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      And now imagine all Americans suddenly turning into nuclear bombs and going off all at the same time. It surely would be the end of humanity! You see, Americans are very dangerous! :-)

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    6. Re:Wew, thank god. by S-100 · · Score: 1

      Of course, the intention in the former case was to prevent a detonation and the intention in the latter case was to cause one. Kinda flips that "what if" scenario around.

    7. Re:Wew, thank god. by Szechuan+Vanilla · · Score: 1

      That could only happen if Schroedinger's cat was and was not dead.

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  9. I am surprised this does list the Spanish one by arivanov · · Score: 2, Insightful

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1966_Palomares_B-52_crash

    Not one, 4 hydrogen bombs. 2 of them actually detonated on impact. Probably the worst USA nuclear weapons incident in history.

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    1. Re:I am surprised this does list the Spanish one by orphiuchus · · Score: 5, Informative

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1966_Palomares_B-52_crash

      Not one, 4 hydrogen bombs. 2 of them actually detonated on impact. Probably the worst USA nuclear weapons incident in history.

      Only the conventional portions detonated, that's a pretty important omission there.

    2. Re:I am surprised this does list the Spanish one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      To further elaborate, unless the conventional explosives detonate in the correct sequence, the chance that a nuclear explosion will occur is effectively 0. Just smashing into the ground and detonating because of the shock is NOT how you trigger an atomic bomb.

      Plutonium doesn't even make a half-way decent dirty bomb. You'd be better off with Cobalt 60 or something along those lines.

    3. Re:I am surprised this does list the Spanish one by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 1

      This article is about almost nuking ourselves. Spanish and completed incidents have no place here, sonny Jim.

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    4. Re:I am surprised this does list the Spanish one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody expects the spani.... Ah, nevermind.

    5. Re:I am surprised this does list the Spanish one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's called modern journalism ...

    6. Re:I am surprised this does list the Spanish one by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broken_Arrow_(1996_film)

      A documentary about how a bunch of guys actually stole a couple of nukes.

    7. Re:I am surprised this does list the Spanish one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... glad I wasn't the only one who thought that when I read the post's subject line ;)

    8. Re:I am surprised this does list the Spanish one by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure Spain hasn't been annexed into the US... yet.

      I've never figured out why people always have to say, "why didn't you mention (thing that doesn't fit criteria of the list)!" Well, because it doesn't fit the criteria of the list. Duh.

  10. it's difficult to set off a nuke by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 4, Informative

    If the fission capsule were in there, it most likely would not have gone off. With a implosion bomb (fat man style, as the Mark IV was), all the explosive has to go off at the same time, to very close accurate (picoseconds). If some goes off first, it just blows the core apart instead of pushing it to supercriticality.That is, if the core weren't scattered in the crash before the fire set off the explosives anyway.

    Basically, you would have had a dirty bomb, no more.

    Now, a little boy (uranium gun-type) bomb can go off by accidentally more easily, but getting the material for those is so difficult that few are made.

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    1. Re:it's difficult to set off a nuke by NouberNou · · Score: 3, Informative

      Gun types are not made because they are inefficient and unsafe, not because the fissile material in them is hard to get.

    2. Re:it's difficult to set off a nuke by the_other_chewey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      With a implosion bomb [...], all the explosive has to go off at the same time, to very close accurate (picoseconds)

      Citation needed. A good one.

      True, the timing has to be very accurate, but I'm pretty sure
      microsecond accuracy is enough, or a million times less accurate than
      your claim. I don't think detonating a chemical explosive to the
      picosecond is even possible, chemical reactions are slower than that.

      Are you maybe confusing this with the timescale of the nuclear reactions themselves?

    3. Re:it's difficult to set off a nuke by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 4, Informative

      True, the timing has to be very accurate, but I'm pretty sure
      microsecond accuracy is enough, or a million times less accurate than
      your claim.

      http://nuclearweaponarchive.org/Nwfaq/Nfaq4-1.html#Nfaq4.1.6.2

      4.1.6.2.2.6:
      'Creating a symmetric implosion wave requires close synchronization in firing the detonators. Tolerances on the order of 100 nanoseconds are required.'

      So I wouldn't go with accuracies on the order of microseconds if I were you, you're going to need nanoseconds. Looks like picoseconds is not needed though.

      I don't think detonating a chemical explosive to the
      picosecond is even possible, chemical reactions are slower than that.

      The rate of the reaction is a component of latency. Latencies, as long as they are consistent, do not alter accuracy. Even if it took 10 minues for the chemical reactions to take place, starting them with 100ns accuracy may be necessary if they must finish coincidentally to an accuracy of 100ns.

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    4. Re:it's difficult to set off a nuke by waives · · Score: 1

      So what you are saying is GGP is only wrong by a factor of 100,000, not 1,000,000?
      I'd say GP nailed it pretty close.

      As to the latency vs accuracy nitpick.. if your reaction takes 10 minutes, then your reaction rate would have to be consistent to within 1 part in 6,000,000,000 for it to be accurate to 100ns when it finished... not very realistic.
      Latency is not the same as accuracy, but in the real world where things are not perfectly consistent they are inevitably linked.

    5. Re:it's difficult to set off a nuke by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 1

      So what you are saying is GGP is only wrong by a factor of 100,000, not 1,000,000?
      I'd say GP nailed it pretty close.

      No, I'd say the GGP is off by a factor of 1000, same as GP.

      When I say picoseconds, I don't mean 1 picosecond, or else I'd say 1 picosecond. I mean a measurement that is expressed (normally, let's not get weird here) in picoseconds. So 10ps, or 100ps, or yes, even 1ps or 999ps, but not 0.9ps or 1,000ps.

      Since it is about 100ns, that means it's 1,000 off from my value (GGP) and also 1,000 off from the other poster's value (GP). We're both wrong.

      not very realistic.

      I didn't say it was realistic. I said it was true.

      But no, latency and accuracy are not linked. Light takes 8 minutes to get to Earth from the sun. It's a long time and it doesn't change much. When it does change, it changes because the distance changes, not because of some kind of variability. It's long, but it's predictably long.

      I'd actually be kind of interested to know how variable rates of reaction are. Clearly the amount of variability was not an insurmountable problem, as there are A-bombs (and H-bombs) in the world.

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    6. Re:it's difficult to set off a nuke by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      "Gun types are not made because they are inefficient"

      "getting the material for those is so difficult that few are made."

      You're disagreeing with the previous poster by agreeing with him. "Inefficient" means "too much uranium for not enough boom". As I read it, the previous poster is saying it's difficult to get enough material for a gun-type bomb -- same difference.

      Also, gun-type bombs can only use uranium, not plutonium, so if you're fond of breeder reactors, it may indeed be much easier to get Pu for an implosion-type weapon than 235U for a gun type.

    7. Re:it's difficult to set off a nuke by waives · · Score: 1

      Your own example demonstrates that accuracy and latency are linked.. fluctuations in distance lead to changes in arrival time (accuracy) which are proportional to the mean distance travelled (latency).
      These kinds of fluctuations are completely impossible to avoid in any real-world situation, so a process with a longer latency will also have less accuracy, all other things being equal.

      As an aside, usually when referring to something taking 'picoseconds', what is meant is 'on the order of picoseconds' i.e. closer to one picosecond than 10 picoseconds or 0.1 picoseconds. If you meant to express about 100ps you would say 'on the order of hundreds of picoseconds).

  11. Wow this is a terrible piece of work. by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Informative

    So none of these times did we almost nuked our self...
    The first on in 1950 at Travis the bomb wasn't armed. AKA it had no nuclear material in it.
    So there was zero chance that we would get nuked.
    The second at Fermi 1. A reactor problem that was contained and couldn't have caused a nuclear explosion as in a bomb going off. It could have been bad but the systems worked.
    The third was another un armed bomb.
    The forth another reactor problem and again the emergency systems worked and no chance of a bomb like blast.
    The last was a when a training tap was played on real systems. Yes air craft where launched and that mistake was never made again but the the safety systems and procedures worked.
    What is this a piece of FUD? Good at scaring children ,people that will not bother to read, and those that are already full of fear mindless fear. Move on nothing to see here.

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    1. Re:Wow this is a terrible piece of work. by Dahamma · · Score: 4, Informative

      Hah, notice the submitter - kdawson! When he isn't posting complete crap, he's submitting it :)

    2. Re:Wow this is a terrible piece of work. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Nope I missed it. Can we moderate down submitters? He is an anti-nuclear crack pot of the first order.

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    3. Re:Wow this is a terrible piece of work. by BudAaron · · Score: 1

      Yup - it's incredibly full of misinformation and mostly stupidity.

    4. Re:Wow this is a terrible piece of work. by apoc.famine · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I came here to say the same - I blocked his articles for the amount of shit like this. Now he submits and gets someone else to post it? Really?

      This may well be the straw which breaks my back...

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    5. Re:Wow this is a terrible piece of work. by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      crack pot n. A psycho ceramic

    6. Re:Wow this is a terrible piece of work. by rahvin112 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is FUD. There is no doubt. As you said not a single incident in here was a potential "nuking" of the US by itself. Reactor accidents are not nuclear explosions, not by any measuring stick in the world. Anyone that says they can be equivalent to a nuclear bomb either simply doesn't understand a meltdown or is spreading FUD deliberately. The other examples are really great examples of the safety procedures that were used and why accidents didn't happen but at no time did either case represent a potential nuking of the US by the US.

      This post and story reads like something the anti-nuclear lobby would write, something that is 50-100% pure FUD, exaggerations and lies. This is also the primary reason there is such skepticism of the environmental movement in the US, because most of the environmental movements frequently lie through omission, exaggeration and outright deception. This results in serious problems like the US public not believing global warming is real.

      People that truly care about the environment need to stop lying. The nuclear lobby needs to stop lying and present the real truth, even if it means that portions (maybe even most) of the population don't think the risks are that serious. All they do by over exaggerating the risk and deceiving the public with lies is give the people trying to cover up the risks legitimate truths about the environmental lobbies that alienate the public and make the public believe that the real risks are lies and exaggerations as well.

      I consider myself a balanced environmentalist in that I believe risks need to be balanced, people still need to go on living but I cannot support organizations that lie, exaggerate and spread FUD to scare the public into action and I haven't found an environmental movement yet that believes in anything other than radical positions. Greenpeace is adamantly against carbon emissions but also opposes hydro power and nuclear power plants which are two of the most successful methods to reduce carbon emissions that exist right now. They won't support balancing risks, they simply oppose everything with any environmental risks even if they are less than the current power plants and as a result no progress can be made. I consider this unwillingness to compromise a serious problem, we could make some major progress reducing carbon emissions by moving coal to nuclear then in time moving to renewable resources but that path is continually blocked by the environmental movement because nuclear is "bad". These type of positions alienate the public and as a result nothing gets done.

    7. Re:Wow this is a terrible piece of work. by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      The first on in 1950 at Travis the bomb wasn't armed. AKA it had no nuclear material in it.

      So there was zero chance that we would get nuked.

      Do you realise that doesn't make sense. Just because the bomb wasn't armed doesn't mean there was no nuclear material in it. It's not just something they can put together mid-flight McGyver style and expect it to work.

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    8. Re:Wow this is a terrible piece of work. by LWATCDR · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually everything I said makes perfect sense.
      That bomb was just the shell. It had no core. For the longest time the cores where locked away and under the control of the NRC.
      The Air Force didn't have control over them and in 1950 only trained with the shells.
      And yes they did assemble them in flight. As a safety system the core was not installed in the bomb until they where well on the way to the target.
      From the wikipedia
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_4_nuclear_bomb
      " In addition to being easier to manufacture, the Mark 4 introduced the concept of in flight insertion or IFI, a weapons safety concept which was used for a number of years. An IFI bomb has either manual or mechanical assembly which keeps the nuclear core stored outside the bomb until close to the point that it may be dropped. To arm the bomb, the fissile nuclear materials are inserted into the bomb core through a removable segment of the explosive lens assembly, which is then replaced and the weapon closed and armed."
      So as you can see not armed == no nuclear material in it and yes they can and did put it together in mid-flight.
      .

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    9. Re:Wow this is a terrible piece of work. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I have to say that I feel your pain but Slashdot still has the best comment system. The comentes on CNN and Engadget are much worse.
      Slashdot has a real slant and once you get used to it you just deal.
      They are anti-nuclear, anti-religion, anti-Republican, anti-DMCA, pro-Linux, Pro-FOSS.

      If you ever find a site that is better or even can tell what is politics and what is not "I have the Politics listing blocked but the editors don't know what is politics and what isn't" let me know.

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    10. Re:Wow this is a terrible piece of work. by Dahamma · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, I agree.

      There are other sites with half-decent systems and reasonably intelligent commenters (Gizmodo for example) but what sets Slashdot apart from most of them is that the editors don't regularly apply holier-than-thou moderation/banning/etc to posts/posters they don't approve of. If we want to complain about stupid stories or editors, we can do so freely, and only when other readers are more tired of the complaints than the editors do you get moderated down.

      Slashdot leaves it up to the readers to moderate into oblivion, and though it's not always fair, it is fairly democratic...

    11. Re:Wow this is a terrible piece of work. by MrKaos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I stand corrected, and thanks for the information.

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    12. Re:Wow this is a terrible piece of work. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Yes but I just wish that Slashdot editors would understand that if the summary contains any of these words, "Republicans, Demarcates, Congress, Senate, or White House" that it is politics. Unless it is about the CMS their website uses.

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    13. Re:Wow this is a terrible piece of work. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      The problem happens when some decides that their truth is more important than the facts.
      Or to put it simply the ends justify the means.
      Think about all the flat out lies that have been told by extreme environmentalists. That Katrina was the caused by Global warming is one of the big ones. Or this anti nuclear article.
      The first story about Travis is so bad it is funny.
      The plane crashed "it happens" and it was carring a bomb shell that blew up. If it there had been a core on board "which almost never happened" and if the core had been in the bomb which it never was and if the bomb had produced a symmetrical implosion because of the crash we could have had a huge tragedy.
      So an extremely rare event "a core on board", an impossible event "The plane taking off with the core installed", and an extremely unlikely event "the crash actually causing a full implosion" all had to happen. Really?
      Yes I fear that we are seeing the end of moderates in the countries dialog.
      If so we are in so much trouble.

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    14. Re:Wow this is a terrible piece of work. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Please don't take this the wrong way because I appreciate your gracious and very rare reply. Why where you so sure I was wrong? Even the article said that their was no core on board. Was it just the idea of someone crawling into a bomb bay with a core and inserting it into a bomb is just too outlandish? Truth is that at the time things like safety where viewed in a very different light. I think people where more willing to take personal risks in service of their nation than we are today.
      And after the losses in World War II we where much more tolerant of training loses than we would be today. Frankly the B-29 was not a very reliable aircraft by todays standards and the B-36 that replaced it had a bad habit of catching on fire.

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    15. Re:Wow this is a terrible piece of work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're absolutely right about environmentalists, but I'd like to point out one thing: The nuclear lobby is incredibly weak compared to every other energy industry's lobby. This is mainly because every company that runs a nuclear power plant also has its hands very deep in the fossil fuel industry too. I'm a Computer Engineer at a nuclear power plant, and my internal network homepage has a damn orange and red flashing graphic/link asking us to send messages to the EPA to regulate coal ash as non-hazardous waste.

      Very few companies are willing to work on new nuclear because of a few reasons. With very few exceptions, they have a larger percentage of their power coming from coal and natural gas than nuclear. It's also very difficult to remove unnecessary regulations (and good lord, we have so many stupid regulations) without political support. Coal and natural gas are currently cheaper, and if they can ensure no pollution taxes they will continue to be.

      The corporation that owns my plant probably has over 70% of its power generated from coal or natural gas. As long as nuclear is still providing some profit to them, they don't care. They would rather pour their money into maintaining the cheap fossil fuel base they have built up instead of reducing the regulations on nuclear power.

  12. Lucky for us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's a good thing that those aliens have ben monitoring our nukes.

  13. Plus Nuke Plants... by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Informative

    In addition nuclear plants cannot cause nuclear explosions so while the US may have come close to contaminating areas there was zero danger of a nuclear explosion in such cases.

  14. 5 times ... that we know of by davidwr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder how many other times good risk management and fail-safes prevented a nuclear disaster?

    To err is human, to err without planning for eventual mistakes can be criminally negligent homicide.

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    1. Re:5 times ... that we know of by orphiuchus · · Score: 0

      I wonder how many other times good risk management and fail-safes prevented a nuclear disaster?...

      How about all 5 times listed in the article?

    2. Re:5 times ... that we know of by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 2, Informative

      I wonder how many other times good risk management and fail-safes prevented a nuclear disaster?

      How about reading classes?

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  15. not to mention the US is the most nuked country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Or at least one of the top two.

    It has nuked itself on quite a number of occasions, often in Nevada. It hasn't done this for a long time now, but it used to.

    Scary scary oooh nuclear we're all gonna die! But somehow, against all odds, life on the planet survived the repeated nuking of Nevada. It was a slim chance! How we made it through, god only knows. Good thing luck was on our side.

    Captcha: TARGET.

    1. Re:not to mention the US is the most nuked country by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Informative

      US is the most nuked country.

      1,054 tests by official count (involving at least 1,151 devices, 331 atmospheric tests), most at Nevada Test Site and the Pacific Proving Grounds in the Marshall Islands, with ten other tests taking place at various locations in the United States, including Amchitka Alaska, Colorado, Mississippi, and New Mexico.

      928 at Nevada Test Site, 105 atmospheric at Pacific Proving Ground, two underwater at Pacific Proving Ground, one underwater 500 miles from California.

      715 for the Soviet Union.

    2. Re:not to mention the US is the most nuked country by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      We stopped nuking Nevada and now it has the highest unemployment in the country. Coincidence?

    3. Re:not to mention the US is the most nuked country by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Maybe we should nuke Detroit?

  16. Fear mongering? by hawguy · · Score: 4, Informative

    A an accidental detonation from a bomb twice the size dropped on Japan would not result in " immediate death toll" that " may have reached six figures".

    In 1950, the population of Fairfield was around 3000. I don't know the size of the air force base, but I don't think it was close to the 6 figure range (today it has 15K military and civilian workers, it may have been higher during the cold war). Suisun City today has a fraction of the population of Fairfield.

    Just 3km from the hypocenter of the bomb dropped on Nagasaki, most structures withstood the blast and most people that were indoors survived the initial blast.

    And that bomb detonated at an altitude of 500m to maximize destruction. An accidental surface detonation in an airplane crash is going to have a much smaller destructive zone, even though the bomb is twice as powerful. So even if that bomb had detonated in the crash, there would be survivors even on the airbase itself.

    Even in a 1 megaton blast (50 times as powerful as the bomb dropped on Nagasaki) , there's a 75% survival rate just 7.5 miles from the blast.

    http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/bomb/sfeature/1mtblast.html

    So even if a a 1 Megaton accidental detonation occurred in the NW corner of the base today, it wouldn't cause an immediate 6 figure death toll.

    This, of course, this ignores the long term deaths and illness caused by radiation exposure.

    1. Re:Fear mongering? by cdrguru · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Any theorizing about the possible results of a nuclear detonation ignores the basic fact that the military wasn't incredibly stupid. The bomb wasn't armed and therefore there was no possiblity of it going off.

      Now in the bad old days "arming" the bomb did not consist of throwing a switch but actually putting the uranium or plutonium into the bomb. So there was no dependency on any sort of fail-safe mechanism. It was impossible for a crash to detonate the bomb. These things were shipped and transported taken-apart so nothing like an accidental detonation could possibly occur.

      When a plane was sent out to drop one on an enemy installation the bomb would be armed on the way, after the plane was flying and everyone was reasonably certain it would continue to do so.

      Yes, in the area of nuclear stuff some fairly silly things were done, but the military was quite well aware of the consequences of a plane crash and what would happen if there was a nuclear detonation anywhere on US soil. So it was made certain that nothing like that could happen, period.

      Now, could something bad have happened if a plane was carrying an armed bomb over Russia and it got shot down? Sure. Anywhere up to and including an absolute certainity that the bomb would go off because the crew set it off rather than have it and the plane fall into enemy hands. But remember, no nuclear armed bomber ever went into Russian airspace.

    2. Re:Fear mongering? by brentonboy · · Score: 1

      The destruction would have been far less than that of Nagasaki or Hiroshima, since it would have detonated on the ground, instead of high in the air over the cities in Japan.

    3. Re:Fear mongering? by hawguy · · Score: 1

      The destruction would have been far less than that of Nagasaki or Hiroshima, since it would have detonated on the ground, instead of high in the air over the cities in Japan.

      I wonder if that's what that other guy meant when he said this:

      And that bomb detonated at an altitude of 500m to maximize destruction. An accidental surface detonation in an airplane crash is going to have a much smaller destructive zone, even though the bomb is twice as powerful. So even if that bomb had detonated in the crash, there would be survivors even on the airbase itself.

    4. Re:Fear mongering? by brentonboy · · Score: 1

      likely.

    5. Re:Fear mongering? by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      Now in the bad old days "arming" the bomb did not consist of throwing a switch but actually putting the uranium or plutonium into the bomb.

      You mean putting the *final* piece of uranium into the bomb. The bomb already has a significantly larger, but sub-critical, mass of uranium in it... (we're talking early gun-type bombs obviously).

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    6. Re:Fear mongering? by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1

      This, of course, this ignores the long term deaths and illness caused by radiation exposure.

      Yes, and that's the killer. If you take "long term" to mean from a couple of days to a month or so. For a ground burst this is easily many times the number of casualties compared to the initial blast. (Higher risk the smaller the blast.)

      That's the funny (as in peculiar, not "ha ha") thing about nuclear weapons. Our expectations are often counter intuitive. For example, a counter force strike will lead to many more civilian deaths than a strike against population centres. A counter force strike contains a large number of ground burst (to be effective against hardened structures) and will lead to massive amounts of fall out, that subsequently kills civilians. A strike against population centres OTOH will utilise air burst (even high) air bursts to maximise the effectiveness of the blast against non hard structures (to wit, the strikes against Hiroshima and Nagasaki). This leads to highly reduced amounts of fall out, almost all fatalities and casualties will be the results of blast, thermal and prompt radiation effects, and these are limited in scope and time.

      These articles are a good introduction to the area.

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  17. ...or the Greenland one by Gnavpot · · Score: 4, Informative

    B-52 crash at Thule, Greenland, 1968.

    4 hydrogen bombs aboard, contamination of a large area. The secondary of one the 4 bombs were never found.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968_Thule_Air_Base_B-52_crash

    1. Re:...or the Greenland one by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      The secondary of one the 4 bombs were never found.

      So what? The secondary of a hydrogen bomb is a stick of lithium deuteride -- expensive, but not radioactive, and it cannot explode without the assistance of a fission bomb.

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  18. Yes, really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He who pays for the thing, controls the thing. The government has just increased its control over how health care gets paid for to over 50%. Yes, it has not yet legislated itself as the single proprietor and employer of doctors, but it legislated itself a strong controlling interest in what will be paid for and how much.

  19. Supercritical by Tteddo · · Score: 1

    Kudos to using the correct term supercritical instead of critical like they do in the movies.

    1. Re:Supercritical by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Kudos to using the correct term supercritical instead of critical like they do in the movies.

      Don't be so supercritical of the movies!

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    2. Re:Supercritical by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Kudos to using the correct term supercritical instead of critical like they do in the movies.

      On fast neutrons?

    3. Re:Supercritical by Tteddo · · Score: 1

      On fast neutrons? Apparently slow neutrons are some sort of secret. Shhhh.

  20. Godzilla by sjames · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was nearly incinerated by Godzilla yesterday! I remember it well. The only thing that saved me is that there was no fire and Godzilla wasn't actually there!

    Man, what a relief that was!

    1. Re:Godzilla by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's nothing. Many times, Earth was almost destroyed by colliding with Mars. Fortunately the orbit of Mars is so that it never comes close to Earth, therefore that disaster was prevented. But had the orbit of Mars been different, so that it crossed the Earth's orbit, the Earth as we know it would not exist any more.

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    2. Re:Godzilla by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      well, it scared me to death. I didn't know there was no fire and no Godzilla and that it was you instead of me.

      people here at slashdot shouldn't be making such light of these near-nuclear detonations and near-Godzilla attacks.

    3. Re:Godzilla by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      The other day upon the stair,
      I met Godzilla who wasn't there.
      He wasn't there again today.
      I wish I wish he'd go away.

  21. Five times the US almost (not) nuked itself by NonSenseAgency · · Score: 1

    Sorry folks, but "nuking" oneself is not as easy as this article tries to make it sound. If you define "nuking" as meaning setting off a Nuclear explosion rather than just making a radioactive mess of the area. All these accidents would never have resulted in the detonation of a nuclear device. At the very worst, detonating the conventional explosions by ANY method except the devices triggering mechanism would simply scatter radioactive debris for a few hundred yards. It is HARD to create a nuclear explosion. If it was as easy as this author tries to have you believe, Iran would have had the bomb in 1969.....

  22. Communicate from government if anything happened by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    "Oops"

  23. Key words--if it had been armed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they saying there was no fissile material on board at all? Then it's just a plane crash. Even if the material was on board, the bomb was not armed. I don't know what's involved in arming a nuke. Perhaps something has to be inserted into it, and it's physicly impossible to have critical mass without that something.

    Of course we should still be careful with this stuff, but this seems just a bit sensationalist... oh... it's Slashdot.

    Anyway, interesting bit. I guess this is why it's called Travis AFB now.

  24. Re:Darwin awards by icebike · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So the safety features worked as designed.

    Bombs were not armed. The critical igniter capsule which was designed to be installed just prior to attack was not in the bombs, as per design and regulations, yet you are handing out Darwin awards?

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  25. Hyperbole is the new Journalism by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Seriously, this is one of the most significant mischaracterizations I've ever seen on slashdot.

  26. US defense spending too much by Dan667 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The US spends over $1 trillion on defense. More than the rest of the world combined. It needs to be reduced by a large percentage.

    1. Re:US defense spending too much by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      The US spends over $1 trillion on defense. More than the rest of the world combined. It needs to be increased by a large percentage.

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  27. Iran... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So now we don't have to be afraid of Iran acquiring nuclear weapons anymore. Hell, we should even give them to them!

    1. Re:Iran... by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      So now we don't have to be afraid of Iran acquiring nuclear weapons anymore. Hell, we should even give them to them!

      We deliver like pizza.

  28. Keeping unarmed weapons by mysidia · · Score: 1

    The initial impact killed 12 of the 20 people aboard, including General Travis. The resulting fire eventually detonated the 5,000 pounds of conventional explosives that were part of the Mark IV. That massive explosion killed seven people on the ground. Had the bomb been armed with its fissile capsule, the immediate death toll may have reached six figures."

    This is like calling gun movies where actors fire off blanks "Five times hollywood firms almost massacred their staff." As a demonstration that gun movies should not be allowed to be made.

    If the US was not handling things properly and carefully, there would be no concept of Arming the weapon. Everything would simply be always armed.

    This concept of 'arming' and 'disarming' is a special protection measure designed to prevent accidental activation, and the measure did exactly what it's supposed to do.

    Show me a case where a plane crashed with an armed weapon over friendly or neutral area, and i'll agree with you, maybe.

    Hell... show me a case where a plane flew over friendly airspace with a nuke armed, and i'll agree with you about incompetence.

    This article shows neither.

    1. Re:Keeping unarmed weapons by brusk · · Score: 1

      This is like calling gun movies where actors fire off blanks "Five times hollywood firms almost massacred their staff." As a demonstration that gun movies should not be allowed to be made.

      Try telling that to Brandon Lee, you insensitive clod.

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  29. Gotta nuke somethin' by __aatirs3925 · · Score: 0

    Nuke the whales!

  30. Yep by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Pretty much all this shows is that, at least when it comes to nukes, the safety systems are pretty good. Almost nuking yourself means something like "The bomb was going to detonate, but a technician was able to defuse it in time." Not "A bomb was in a perfectly safe condition when the airplane it was on crashed and the bomb did not go off."

    Even the NORAD incident. It wasn't a case of one lone guy staving off a nuclear strike while his superiors yelled for launch (as happened in the Soviet Union). It looked like an attack was happening, so things went to high alert. Everyone was ready. What did they do? They WAITED FOR CONFIRMATION. When it turned out that it was a false alarm, they stood down. That is precisely how things should happen. They didn't ignore ti and go "Eh, probably just a bug," but they didn't go full out WW3 for no reason. On the warning, everything got ready to go, but confirmation was needed. For that matter, even had there been confirmation an order would still have been needed.

    To me, looks like the US has pretty damn good nuclear safeguards. If the best "almosts" they can find were things when nothing even came close to actually going wrong that is good.

    Hell look on the civilian side, at Three Mile Island. The "Worst nuclear disaster in US history." Even with a rather major screwup making the problem so much worse, something the NRC discovered, it still didn't release any significant amount of radiation, not enough to cause any adverse health effects (and it has been studied for decades now). That's pretty fucking good, if the worst it gets is a case of "Nobody got hurt."

    1. Re:Yep by inject_hotmail.com · · Score: 1

      Actually, people did get hurt. People died, it just wasn't anybody you know, so it doesn't matter, right?

    2. Re:Yep by TimSSG · · Score: 1

      The "Worst nuclear disaster in US history."

      The proper final quote was "Worst Civilian nuclear disaster in US history."

      The were a few US military nuclear reactor failures that cause direct death to operators that I would consider worse. And of course the Great Britain and Canada civilian nuclear reactor failures were worse. This was would made me decide that newspapers are written by ignorant morons. I was an High School Student when the newspapers said 3 Mile Island was the worse nuclear accident in the world. Months before working on a nuclear power debate, I found more data in a small town school library on the subject than the so called newspaper reporters.

      Tim S.

    3. Re:Yep by MrKaos · · Score: 2, Informative

      To me, looks like the US has pretty damn good nuclear safeguards. If the best "almosts" they can find were things when nothing even came close to actually going wrong that is good.

      I understand why you have been modded up for your comment but reinforcing a belief system is a poor substitute for examining the facts, so let's do that now.

      Hell look on the civilian side, at Three Mile Island. The "Worst nuclear disaster in US history." Even with a rather major screwup making the problem so much worse, something the NRC discovered, it still didn't release any significant amount of radiation,

      To quote the NRC documentation of the incident A significant release of radiation from the plant's auxiliary building, performed to relieve pressure on the primary system and avoid curtailing the flow of coolant to the core.

      The gamma radiation monitors on the top of the auxiliary building were not designed to measure such high concentrations and they went off the scale when the accident *began*, the release of contamination went on for several *days* after. Estimates were based on thermoluscent dosimeters on the fence and Alpha and Beta emissions weren't even measured. So, in reality, the amounts of contamination released were beyond the Nuclear Industry capability to measure.

      Because of the weather conditions it was known that emissions from TMI travelled a long way and were measured in Albany, NY. Joeseph Hendrie (former chairman of the NRC) was quoted (at the time) "We are operating almost totally in the in the blind, [Governor Thornburgh's] information is ambiguous, mine is non-existent and - I don't know - it's like a couple of blind me staggering around making decisions." - So if they didn't know, how is it you do?

      Expert measurements of radioactive iodine in farm animals nearby revealed Nuclear Industry estimates of contamination released to be 'grossly underestimated'. Radioactive iodine, plutonium, strontium, americurium, 172,000 cubic feet of high level radioactive water, large quantities of krypton 85 and later that year 8 million litres of radioactive water containing tritium that were evaporated deliberately were all part of the elements released.

      Dr. Michio Kaku, professor of Nuclear Physics at the City University of New York, was quoted to say of TMI "It appears that every few months, since 1990, a new estimate is made of core debris, often with little relationship to the previous estimate. Estimates range form 608.8 kg to 1,322 kg... This is rather unsettling....," he concluded. "The still unanswered questions are therefore: precisely how much uranium is left in the core, and how much uranium can collect in the bottom of the reactor to initiate re-criticality." Which means the containment building contains enough radioactive elements to still be capable of releasing *extremely* radioactive elements into the environment.

      not enough to cause any adverse health effects (and it has been studied for decades now). That's pretty fucking good, if the worst it gets is a case of "Nobody got hurt."

      Dr Carl Johnson, an expert in radiation related diseases asked the NRC and DOE to do a survey to look for some of these elements in the respirable dust around TMI after the accident and they refused. So if the authorities *refused* to take measurements on which to base long term cancer studies, how can a supposition be made about how many lives have been lost?

      What we do know is of the states highest in the list of cancer averages (within the cancer incubation period after the accident) the ones with similar population density surrounded Pennsylvania, where TMI occurred. New York with roughly 3 times the population, which topped the list, was also in the fall out zone. So it's easy for anyone to say that no-one died because of TMI because there is no gathering of data, no official study, no evidence. It's more honest to say "We don't know how many people died as a result of TMI because because no data was collected".

      If you are aware of any such study please provide a link to it.

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    4. Re:Yep by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Actually, people did get hurt. People died, it just wasn't anybody you know, so it doesn't matter, right?"

      No. It doesn't matter *here* because they didn't die because of a nuclear incident. They died because a plane crashed and some conventional chemical explosive, well, exploded.

    5. Re:Yep by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >It wasn't a case of one lone guy staving off a nuclear strike while his superiors yelled for launch (as happened in the Soviet Union).

      There's not much collaboration on that story btw, and just like the cases in the US its most likely that he had a level or two above him to actually make the decision. Not to mention the incentive this guy has on selling himself as the future of humanity. Unfortunately, memes travel because theyre dramatic, not honest.

    6. Re:Yep by KovaaK · · Score: 1

      What we do know is of the states highest in the list of cancer averages (within the cancer incubation period after the accident) the ones with similar population density surrounded Pennsylvania, where TMI occurred. New York with roughly 3 times the population, which topped the list, was also in the fall out zone. So it's easy for anyone to say that no-one died because of TMI because there is no gathering of data, no official study, no evidence. It's more honest to say "We don't know how many people died as a result of TMI because because no data was collected".

      If you are aware of any such study please provide a link to it.

      While I don't have a direct link, Ted Rockwell makes mention of such studies in his blog from time to time. You might be able to contact him for more specifics.

      In the post I linked, he writes the following:

      And we now know, and have documented, that the type of commercial nuclear plants we have built or planned, cannot, in fact, create a radiological disaster. In 1981, after the Three Mile Island incident, Chauncey Starr, Milton Levenson and others summarized and documented their research on the potential consequences of the worst realistic casualty for commercial nuclear power plants of the type being built in the developed world. They concluded that few if any deaths would be expected off-site.

      The research was expanded to a billion-dollar effort, by several nations, over the following decades to the present. After September 11, 2001, with another 20 years of data accumulated, I arranged for 19 nuclear-expert members of the National Academy of Engineering to publish a Policy Forum in the mainstream, peer-reviewed journal Science , updating the 1981 report after TMI, and reaffirming its conclusion that the worst that can be expected is few if any deaths offsite. That conclusion was publicly agreed to by the then-Chairman of the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. The American Nuclear Society White Paper on Realism, followed up with more details, additionally confirming that conclusion. We can no longer claim that radiation is mysterious or uniquely dangerous. The risks of nuclear power are now better understood than most other hazards we face in our daily life.

  31. or Goldsboro NC, USA by turkeydance · · Score: 1

    here's another could shoulda woulda: http://www.ibiblio.org/bomb/

    1. Re:or Goldsboro NC, USA by Tangential · · Score: 1

      If that one had gone off, my /. account would not exist. I was a sleepy 5 year old about 6 miles from where that B-52 went down. :->

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    2. Re:or Goldsboro NC, USA by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      That's another one that had absolutely no chance of going off. H-bomb, which means it's not a gun-type weapon, which means dropping it from a great height without arming the device results in a big hunk of metal falling out of the sky.

      About as likely to be a nuclear explosion as if they'd dropped a volkswagon...

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    3. Re:or Goldsboro NC, USA by KeithIrwin · · Score: 1

      Yup. When you read all of the details of that one, it's pretty scary. Several of the fail-safes in at least one of the bombs failed to operate. For instance, it deployed its parachute, something that it was not supposed to do unless it was going to detonate at altitude. So at least some of its systems operated incorrectly. Fortunately, not all of the fail-safes failed, but by some estimates, it might have been four out of five. It's tough to know for sure due to it still being classified, but it was pretty close to something pretty bad happening. Much more frightening than a bomb without any fissible material.

    4. Re:or Goldsboro NC, USA by LazyBoot · · Score: 1

      About as likely to be a nuclear explosion as if they'd dropped a volkswagon...

      I'd put my money on the volkswagen

  32. What a load of shite ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More of Slashdot jumping the shark and further emphasizing how irrelevant this site has become.

  33. Well, at least the Soviets Got It Right For Once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because we all know, that....

    wait for it.....

    In Soviet Russia, Nukes drop on you!

  34. Re:economical nuke by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 0, Troll

    After reading the article, all I can do is wish for better luck, next time...

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    Never been known to fail..."
  35. Bullshit. by dotmax · · Score: 1

    "Had the bomb been armed with its fissile capsule, the immediate death toll may have reached six figures." Says it all. Fail. Technologically illiterate dreck bereft of so much as a wisp of credibility to anyone even passingly familiar with the field. Shame.

  36. The irony of the total cost of nuclear weapons... by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 3, Informative

    The irony of the total cost of nuclear weapons by the USA is that it is about enough money (by one estimate I read) to tear down and rebuild every building in the USA twice...

    California has money problems right now -- a shortfall of, what, US$20 billion? According to here:
        http://www.statemaster.com/graph/mil_cos_of_nuc_wea-military-cost-of-nuclear-weapons
    a total of US$2,139,150,000.00 has been spent on just California's behalf on nuclear weapons in the past.

    What are we really defending here?
        http://www.lexrex.com/enlightened/articles/warisaracket.htm

    That sure would come in handy for CA right now, to have an extra two trillion dollars in their budget reserve (not to mention interest).

    As Albert Einstein said, with the advent of understanding the power of the atom, everything has changed but our way of thinking. Thus my sig below about the irony of such advanced ultra-powerful tools of abundance in the hands of those obsessed with fighting over perceived scarcity.
        http://www.pdfernhout.net/recognizing-irony-is-a-key-to-transcending-militarism.html

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  37. Author could use some less sensationalism... by meerling · · Score: 1

    Nukes have to be detonated in a precise fashion or they don't reach critical, no mushroom cloud, just a normal explosion with radioactive debris, aka dirty explosion.
    Hollywood likes to show terrorist making nukes and using normal blasting caps to set it off, trouble is, normal blasting caps have way too much variability in their timing. Of course, Hollywood likes to set off nukes by having them engulfed in fires or shot by pistols. Again, these are situations that may destroy the nuke, but won't cause a nuclear detonation, and in fact, may not cause any detonation at all, even a conventional one. I don't know which explosive is usually used in most nukes, but I do know there are various explosives that are not detonated by fire, C4 being one of those. (We often demil'ed C4 for sticking blobs of it to the berm wall and lighting them. It's amazing what you can do with a burning silly putty like substance.)

    No, I'm someone who designs or builds nukes, but I have had military training in special weapons and have read a lot of the scientific articles about them at that time out of curiosity about what I was working on. Yes, they are devastating weapons and very dangerous tools, but like so many things that Hollywood has sensationalized, the public perception of how they work and what their dangers are tend to be completely fictional. Just one more note on this, you can't detect a nuke with a Geiger counter unless the shielding over it's core has been compromised, or the device has been detonated. (Of course, if it's been detonated, you can't bloody miss it.)

    Have fun with your fiction, but remember that in reality no revolver on the planet shoots 22 shots without reloading outside of the movies.

  38. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    America just "stopped worrying and learned to love the bomb"...

  39. Reagan "Nurse" vs "Nuke" by JimWise · · Score: 1

    At first I thought this would cover issues like the one caught on film by Genesis back in 1986. The video clearly shows Reagan getting confused and pressing the "Nuke" button by mistake when he meant to press the "Nurse" call button. That incident threatened the USSR, not the US though. Maybe Clinton nearly did the same thing when he was wanting some "Nookie" though.

  40. Re:Hypocrit moderators strike again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jeeze. It's bad enough to have ridiculous politics, but at least be classy about it.

  41. My child almost shot himself by brentonboy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The only reason he didn't die is that there weren't any bullets around.

  42. kdawson by konohitowa · · Score: 1, Informative

    So, now slashdot needs to add a filter for pathetic troll stories submitted by kdawson too? What, he's not happy with just approving pathetic troll stories anymore?

  43. LOL by rakslice · · Score: 1

    Ah, the "investigative" "reporting" from morons type post.

    A while back, I planned to stop reading Slashdot, but it obviously didn't "take". Now it's time to remove the link from my bookmark bar.

    Anyone with an updated list of alternatives?

    1. Re:LOL by PPH · · Score: 1

      Anyone with an updated list of alternatives?

      Digg?

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    2. Re:LOL by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Good luck with that. Somebody seems to have decided that everybody needs to "join the conversation" and we can not only replace journalists with crappy journalists, but we can replace those with random yahoos.

  44. Re:Hypocrit moderators strike again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anger issues. You have them.

  45. He who regulates something runs it. by Chas · · Score: 1

    Try to regulate your physician into seeing patients if he doesn't get paid.

    Good luck with that.

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    Chas - The one, the only.
    THANK GOD!!!
    1. Re:He who regulates something runs it. by sycodon · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yer right. We should force them to work without being paid. Fits right in there with the liberal train of thought.

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    2. Re:He who regulates something runs it. by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      Ah but they don't. There's no laws about who a doctor MUST see. There's plenty of doctors who refuse patients on Medicare or Medicaid. Look at the scandal this summer at how a doctor hung up a sign that said if you voted for Obama I won't take you as a patient. Nothing illegal about it, although it's dickish.

  46. Nonono! by Chas · · Score: 3, Funny

    You are not pushing the people's anti-nuke agenda! More fear mongering! More misinformation! MORE MORE MORE!

    "It nearly turned the Earth into another Sun!" has a much NICER ring to it!

    Now conform or your opinions are invalid! ;-)

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    THANK GOD!!!
  47. China Syndrome? by LRAD · · Score: 1

    Bringing this up as "technically possible" makes this article automatically idiotic.

  48. 100 times the radioactive iodine-131 of 3mi Island by splorp! · · Score: 1

    Ever heard of this one? My father in law told me about it.

    A Nuclear Incident "Worse Than Three Mile Island"

    The wikipedia version.

    And this one is fairly close to where I live (though thankfully not WHEN I lived here. Which is now. And not then).

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    Please don't humanize the morons around me. It makes me very uncomfortable.
  49. On ACCIDENT? by otaku244 · · Score: 1

    I don't even want to know all the times we almost nuked ourselves ON PURPOSE...

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    Mod me down, I shall become more off-topic than you could possibly imagine.
  50. Medicare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Let me explain the situation to you. People paid into Medicare their entire working career and now the Democrats have decided to cut Medicare benefits to pay for something new and shiny. If I make you buy a hamburger for $50 you'd be upset. If I hand the burger to someone else after you paid me you'd be furious. Why is that so hard to understand?

    1. Re:Medicare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because that isn't what happened.

      What happened is more like I made you pay $5.00 for a hamburger for someone else 60 years ago, and continue paying for other people's hamburgers as they got more expensive, while promising that I'd eventually buy you an hamburger once you stopped working. Now, that you've stopped working, we've decided the fries we've always given people with their hamburger should go to poor people instead.

      Why the fuck are you so angry?

    2. Re:Medicare by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why the fuck are you so angry?

      Maybe he really craved for the fries all along, and not the hamburger itself?

    3. Re:Medicare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because I'm not healthy and I had to pay for everyone's hamburgers and fries and now I'm not going to get any.

  51. Re:Hypocrit moderators strike again by Khyber · · Score: 0, Troll

    That isn't flamebait. here, let me show you how to do flamebait, from the master.

    Every fucking faggot involved in ANY level of politics needs to be dragged out into the street and shot, Rethuglican, Libtard, or Dimcrap, from the lowest levels of the citizenry all the way to the top level of our government and MOST DEFINITELY every lobbyist. The fact that these groups of people want to force everyone else to conform to THEIR whims for only their PERSONAL (and usually religious-based) benefit demonstrates that these people are untrustworthy, dangerous, and likely to be unfaithful to their oaths of office, not to mention totally unfaithful to their beliefs which often interfere with their personal desires. Look at the voting records and look at the lobbyists if you need any further proof.

    I hope enough people get up the nerve to start a civil war, because we sorely need one. And I hope the first person that dies is you, Mr. AC, because you're too cowardly to be visible and stand up for what you believe.

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  52. No, the U.S. didn't almost nuke it self by davev2.0 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    kdawson, you dumbass. You need to learn about a subject before you start making stupid comments.

    Here, let me enlighten your stupid ass. A nuclear device will not cause a nuclear explosion unless it is armed. It can cause a conventional explosion but it can not cause a nuclear explosion.

    Now, please shut the fuck up about shit you know nothing about, you pathetic shithead.

    1. Re:No, the U.S. didn't almost nuke it self by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      Oh, and I also studied nuclear technology courtesy of the United States military. I know how nuclear devices work. You can mod me flame bait all you want but everything I said was true and everything kdumbshit said is false.

  53. Re:Hypocrit moderators strike again by mr_bubb · · Score: 1, Funny

    Learn to spell, asswipe. Or, learn to spell "asswipe." Either one.

  54. Please be clear, it won't hurt by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Your "or" is ambiguous. Did you mean one or the other or even both, or did you mean either one or the other but not both?

    The grammar nazi profession has fallen on low times when a retired one has to correct an active one.

  55. As Opposed to Port Chicago - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where we actually may have nuked ourselves.

    Perhaps the powers that be learned from their mistakes...

  56. I heard about it first hand by Kymation · · Score: 1

    I worked there for five years. It's the only job I've had that had a yearly body count.

  57. Bernard Bereanu by BatesMethod · · Score: 1

    One of the comments on the article points out a Romanian mathematician named Bernard Bereanu, who "figured out in the 70s that the cold war and the nuclear standoff is doomed sooner or later to produce such incidents, pretty much bringing inadvertently the two superpowers on the verge of extinction through a series of mistakes."

    I suppose it would be appropriate to add nuclear mistake to the list of other other incidents, such as asteroid impact and volcanic eruption, which could potentially result in an extinction event on this planet. While the probability of a single incident resulting in a world-wide catastrophe may be small, over time the probability of such a catastrophe occurring approaches 1.

  58. Re:Um, not quite.... [anthropic] by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Okay, let's use this thought experiment: suppose there are 100 parallel universes that split off just after the first nuke was created. Suppose 75% of these earths had accidents that started WW3 which killed most humans (up to 2010). If you are a random human chosen from among these 100 worlds, most likely you'd be living in the 25% that didn't have a WW3 mishap. Thus, as an observer, your observational position is biased by those earths that "got lucky". There may not be 100 such earths, but it would still affect the probability of observing near misses.

    In other words, our very existence as individuals pondering the probability is biased by having nothing significant gone wrong (so far). If there was a mistake that killed 90% of us, then most likely you and me would not be around discussing how good the government's safeguards are.

  59. Learning the wrong lesson from TMI here by dbIII · · Score: 1

    TMI was good initial design and sheer good luck overcoming later complacency, stupidity and cost cutting. The control systems wouldn't have been found acceptable in a fertilizer plant (I'm not making that up, they did not meet that standard). It was the best possible nuclear accident to have since it woke everyone up out of their complacency while nobody actually got hurt, and it marked when civilian nuclear power started to come back under adult supervision. After that a lot of plants were upgraded and some that in hindsight were a lot more dangerous than Chenobyl were shut down forever.
    The lesson is to take dangerous things seriously and to have people with a clue keeping an eye on them - not "Hell dawg, we done OK eben when dose eggsheads sayd we can't".

  60. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot. by PDX · · Score: 1

    A lot of defense theory is based on ancient proven tech. When a paradigm shift happens every preconceived notion falls flat. A hacker can bring a standing army to it's knees just by modifying immunization data. Break into a vaccination center change some ATCG into a delayed time bomb. And when they vaccinate their own army with a tainted cure for smallpox they all wind up with something really unpleasant several years down the road. Until we develop a protein folding system with an understanding of all major variables in the human body we shouldn't deploy such a weapon until we can defend against it.

  61. give me INSURANCE companies by MasaMuneCyrus · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Ideally, going to the doctor would be something you pay for out of your own pocket.

    Everyone clamors for national health care; most everyone in the US drives a car and must have car insurance by law, but nobody is clamoring for national car insurance. That's because there's actually competition in car insurance. And that's because car insurance doesn't cover when I run out of gas or hit a nail with my tire, it covers things like when someone runs into the side of me in an intersection.

    Likewise, in health care, a terrible illness or accident would be something that insurance would pay for. A routine check up (which would include mammograms for older women, prostate exams for older men) is something that all insurance would provide once or twice a year (not due to regulation, but because competition would force them to, like with car insurance). If I get sick with strep throat and all I need is to see a doctor for 15 minutes to a Biaxin prescription, then I should pay for it myself. If I know I have something simple, I don't need to go to Mayoclinic to have the health care gods look at me. I can go to the doctor that has good reviews online for $20 and get my medicine. For someone genuinely too poor to pay for medicine, we already have something like that for food -- they're called food stamps.

    And if I'm in charge of my own money and making my own medical decisions for my own self, I'm not going to go to the doctor that refuses to quote me a price before I go in. I'm going to go to the doctor that has a clear, transparent pricing scheme. Would you give your car to a mechanic that wouldn't tell you how much he was going to charge?

    National health insurance may inevitably be necessary in the US. But it won't have been necessary because you can't have privatized health insurance. It will have been necessary because the US government was too incompetent to properly set up a competitive industry for health care. Our car insurance system is running mostly fine, and honestly, a sick car in the US is just as detrimental to your livelihood as being sick, yourself. The deal is that car insurance is very transparent, it covers only what is necessary (i.e., not everything), and you have a choice of where to get your car fixed, by whom, and for how much.

    You resoundingly do not have any such choice in medicine, and that is why it is so god damn expensive, mismanaged, and quite frankly, often downright evil (doesn't matter if health insurance company X makes little Suzy die in the emergency room, none of their "customers" are really capable of switching to a different insurance company).

  62. Typical /. drivel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Typical liberal-biased Slashdot. This time catering to the anti-American sentiment shared by the left. It's no more or less shameless than when it's done on CNN.

    The only sad thing about it is this is supposed to be news for nerds, where by nerd, "an intelligent person" is implied.

    Luckily, judging by the comments, this typical Slashdot Shit was laughed at and dismissed.

    Score one for rationality.

  63. Re:The irony of the total cost of nuclear weapons. by Micklat · · Score: 1

    US$2,139,150,000.00 is (a bit over) 2 billion, not 2 trillion (using US numbers). In UK numbers, that's 2 milliard. Either way, not 2 trillion.

  64. Re:The irony of the total cost of nuclear weapons. by Micklat · · Score: 1

    Oh, and I'd like to see the aforementioned cost estimate (the one with rebuilding everything twice). That's a spectacular claim, especially in view of the figure you bring for California.

  65. Headline Sux by gordguide · · Score: 1

    " ... "io9 has a scary outline of five times the US came close to accidental nuclear disasters. Quoting: 'In August of 1950, ten B-29 Superfortress ..." ... means a story about how five times the US [population] [area] came close to accidental nuclear disasters. The hanging "s" on "disasters" doesn't really fit, but we've already read the "five times the US" bit and come to our comprehension.
    There's a word we sometimes use in English. It's called "the". It helps us understand sentences, used appropriately.

    "lo9 has a scary outline of the five times the US came close to accidental nuclear disasters."

    Oh, I see. Five incidents, not five times the US population. The "s" fits now too. Isn't English wonderful?

  66. "This article is FUD."? by denzacar · · Score: 1

    You haven't been reading io9 much, have you? 'O' in io9 stands for OMGSensationalism!..
    They don't do "articles". Those are blog-posts.

    It's all about the page hits baby... Journalism and correctness be damned.

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  67. Re:Um, not quite.... [anthropic] by hardburn · · Score: 1

    My problem isn't that the logic of the Anthropic Principle is technically invalid. It's that it doesn't really get us anywhere interesting, whereas other explanations often do. Postulating parallel Earths might be interesting, except that it's fundamentally unprovable when they don't interact in any measurable way.

    There are much more fruitful lines of reasoning, like how it's actually really hard to make an implosion bomb go off by accident, or how triggering mechanisms simply aren't installed during routine transport for exactly the problems highlighted in TFA.

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  68. Nuclear doorstops by Sqreater · · Score: 1

    You could have an armed nuclear weapon in your living room and your tv set would be more a danger to you.

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  69. completely idiotic and made up by ILuvRamen · · Score: 0

    This isn't even "reporting." I saw where this was going immediately. If a plane carrying a nuke goes off, it WILL NOT explode. They made sure of that because they thought maybe that might happen. When they said "had it been armed" that is complete fantasy. Strict rules say do not arm a nuke above airspace you aren't going to nuke. I'm fairy sure the military, even back then, had to remotely enable the nuke before dropping it so it couldn't be pilot error or a rogue pilot. So since there's 0% chance the weapon would have been armed when the plane crashed, this is a made up non-story.

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  70. stupid scare mongering by Uzik2 · · Score: 1

    Nukes will not go off accidentally. Which should be obvious if there were five opportunities and none of them went off. It's hard to get a nuclear explosion. It will not happen in a fire etc.

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  71. Re:The irony of the total cost of nuclear weapons. by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    Oops, you are right, thanks for catching that. Poor choice of source there, even as the basic scale is right (since that is apparently for just one year, and they total the whole year at US$16.5 billion) and in my haste I though they were talking about the total costs and the ballpark was close. So, the total is going to be more like 100 time that.

    From:
        http://www.nti.org/e_research/e3_atomic_audit.html
    "The amount spent through 1996--$5.5 trillion--was 29 percent of all military spending from 1940 through 1996 ($18.7 trillion)."

    I've seen higher figures too (What about clean up costs? What about cancer costs? What about interest on those costs incurred as national debt? What about lots of other hidden costs? Etc.)

    So, add another fourteen years on to that $5.5 trillion estimate (which may be low, and not include interest) and you'd probably get, say, seven trillion dollars for the total cost of the US. So, the cost to California, base on being 13% of the population, would then be about $900 billion for the total cost of the weapons program, not including interest on past expenses (or interest paid on military-related debt that was never funded by taxes).

    So, US$900 billion is only about approaching half of the two trillion dollar figure I cited. So, I'm still in the ballpark, even as you were right to point out I missed several decimal points by a poor choice of data source which I misinterpreted as total costs, not one years cost -- I guess, luckily, my two mistakes just about cancelled out. :-) But I might have noticed it if the figure was not about what I remembered from other sources.

    Glad someone around here is double checking calculations and posting about it. :-) Thanks again. Sorry about the sloppy math.

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  72. Re:The irony of the total cost of nuclear weapons. by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    According to this it would cost about US$23 trillion to buy all residential real estate: http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=493795

    However, that includes land costs, so you may have a US$100K house on a million dollar piece of land. So the rebuilding cost is probably only, guessing, US$10 trillion?

    Of course, that is only residential real estate. There is a suggestion there that all commercial real estate comes to around US$3.7 trillion. Again, some of that is probably land, so let's guess $2 trillion to rebuild, or adding the two, about US$12 trillion in costs to rebuild every building we have now.

    The total cost listed here as a *minimum* is $5.8 trillion dollars through the mid 1990s: http://www.nti.org/e_research/e3_atomic_audit.html

    And as in my other reply, we can probably guess it is around US$7 trillion total now as a minimum. But it may be higher with hidden costs, including interest on the national debt and opportunity costs. What if that money had gone into medical research instead? Or robotics? Or green energy? Or biotech? Or what about all the social energy that has gone into prosesting against nuclear militarism and a MAD policy?

    So, certainly, by that estimate, the US nuclear weapons program has cost more or less enough to rebuild everything once. As for rebuilding twice, in that nuclear cost, I'm not sure it includes interest on that money had it been invested. So, it may be a simple addition of all the costs, not any consideration of what it means to spend money way back then as far as returns on investment. Also, when I read that, it was probably twenty years ago, so the ratio may have been different.

    Certainly the orders of magnitude are comparable, even if it depends on exact natures of the estimates.

    Thanks for questioning this. I hope you look into it more for yourself. :-)

    Obviously, then there is the cost of the roadways, industrial infrastructure, and contents of all that. So, the cost of rebuilding absolutely everything in the USA might be more. But, it is still ironic that the "insurance" against losing everything in the USA to the "communists" has been ... about the cost of everything in the USA. :-)

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  73. Re:Um, not quite.... [anthropic] by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    That's important stuff, but I'm looking at the bigger perspective of whether nuclear weapon mishaps have not ended (most) the world because there are plenty of safeguards, or because we are "lucky". The Soviets had their own close-calls. What if a Bush-like prez was in Kennedy's shoes at the Cuban Missile Crisis? We've had a lot of very close calls and feel "lucky" to be here, but are we really lucky, or is there a filtering mechanism affecting our viewpoint? The 100 earth example is not meant to imply there are parallel universes, but to test our probability models.

  74. Missed another one by Pete+Venkman · · Score: 1

    I think it's interesting that the bomb dropped on Mars Bluff, SC in 1958 didn't make the list. It was flown out of Savannah, GA too. I guess 1958 was the year that Savannah almost got it twice!

  75. Re:Yep it is the Faustian Bargain by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    While I don't have a direct link, Ted Rockwell makes mention of such studies in his blog from time to time. You might be able to contact him for more specifics.

    Well I read his blog and there is absolutely no reference to any medical studies. I find his opinions of "the Davis-Besse situation", the Price-Anderson Act and Yucca Mountain lack any real depth to be taken seriously. He says "Nuclear pioneer Alvin Weinberg, long-time director of Oak Ridge National Lab, repeatedly characterized nuclear technology as a "Faustian Bargain," urge[d] me to continue using the term, in order to spur nuclear workers to maintain the extraordinary level of technical excellence" he refuses, I feel illustrates his unwillingness to see the Nuclear Industry progress.

    that demonstrated that low-dose radiation is actually beneficial, acting like a vaccination to reduce cancer rates and extend lifespan of nuclear workers and atomic bomb survivors.

    Basically the guy looses all credibility here. So rather than refute any of the statements in his blog, that can be found on slashdot on any other day, everything and I do mean everything in his blog I have already analysed and refuted before - just go search through my previous posts.

    On a final note I will leave you with the words of a man whom we co-incidentally greatly admire. One whom I would characterise as the greatest Responsible Nuclear Advocate to have lived Four Star Admiral Hyman G. Rickover who directed the original development of naval nuclear propulsion and controlled its operations for three decades sums up this entire discussion;

    "I do not believe that nuclear power is worth it if it creates radiation. Then you might ask me why do I have nuclear powered ships. That is a necessary evil. I would sink them all. I am not proud of the part I played in it. I did it because it was necessary for the safety of this country. That's why I am such a great exponent of stopping this whole nonsense of war. Unfortunately limits - attempts to limit war have always failed. The lesson of history is when a war starts every nation will ultimately use whatever weapon it has available." Further remarking: "Every time you produce radiation, you produce something that has a certain half-life, in some cases for billions of years. I think the human race is going to wreck itself, and it is important that we get control of this horrible force and try to eliminate it." (Economics of Defense Policy: Hearing before the Joint Economic Committee, Congress of the United States, 97th Cong., 2nd sess., Pt. 1 (1982))

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  76. Re:Yep it is the Faustian Bargain by KovaaK · · Score: 1

    that demonstrated that low-dose radiation is actually beneficial, acting like a vaccination to reduce cancer rates and extend lifespan of nuclear workers and atomic bomb survivors.

    Basically the guy looses all credibility here.

    Well, maybe you can help me. I'm having serious difficulty finding any serious refutation of in-depth studies of radiation hormesis (which you claim makes someone lose all credibility). Maybe if you're so experienced in debating these issue, you could provide me with such a refutation to Bernard L. Cohen's paper published in Health Physics from 1995 titled "Test of the linear-no threshold theory of radiation carcinogenesis for inhaled radon decay products."

    Here is a link to the original paper: http://www.phyast.pitt.edu/~blc/LNT-1995.PDF

    A tl;dr version of it was described here.

  77. Re:Yep it is the Faustian Bargain by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    Well, maybe you can help me.

    Certainly. Thanks for the paper, I look forward to absorbing it.

    I'm having serious difficulty finding any serious refutation of in-depth studies of radiation hormesis (which you claim makes someone lose all credibility).

    Well first of all, and most obviously, Rockwell draws a long bow to compare "acting like a vaccination to reduce cancer rates and extend lifespan of nuclear workers and atomic bomb survivors" presumably to the paper which you link. Radon is one of the comparably benign radionuclides and a nuclear worker is likely to encounter that and more yet the paper (presumably - as that is the title) only speaks to radon and it's daughter products whose half lifes fall *within* a human life span.

    However there is plenty of work surrounding ingested low-energy emitters, in particular Tritium which a nuclear worker is as likely to encounter.

    Tritium is biologically mutagenic *because* it's a low energy emitter, like radon. This characteristic makes readily absorbed by surrounding cells. The available evidence from studies conducted journal a list of effects if you are looking for similar studies as refutation. From those works;

    Tritium can be inhaled, ingested, or absorbed through skin. Eating food containing radionuclides 3H can be even more damaging than drinking 3H bound in water. Consequently, an estimated radiation dose based only on ingestion of tritiated water may underestimate the health effects if the person has also consumed food contaminated with tritium. (Komatsu)

    Studies indicate that lower doses of tritium can cause more cell death (Dobson, 1976), mutations (Ito) and chromosome damage (Hori) per dose than higher tritium doses. Tritium can impart damage which is two or more times greater per dose than either x-rays or gamma rays.

    (Straume) (Dobson, 1976) There is no evidence of a threshold for damage from 3H exposure; even the smallest amount of tritium can have negative health impacts. (Dobson, 1974) Organically bound tritium (tritium bound in animal or plant tissue) can stay in the body for 10 years or more.

    It's often said "of all the elements in nuclear waste tritium is one of the more harmless ones" and while it's more benign than most other radioactive effluents it's toxicity should not be under-estimated.

    Tritium can cause mutations, tumors and cell death. (Rytomaa) Tritiated water is associated with significantly decreased weight of brain and genital tract organs in mice (Torok) and can cause irreversible loss of female germ cells in both mice and monkeys even at low concentrations. (Dobson, 1979) (Laskey) Tritium from tritiated water can become incorporated into DNA, the molecular basis of heredity for living organisms. DNA is especially sensitive to radiation. (Hori) A cell's exposure to tritium bound in DNA can be even more toxic than its exposure to tritium in water. (Straume)(Carr)

    First, as an isotope of hydrogen (the cell's most ubiquitous element), tritium can be incorporated into essentially all portions of the living machinery; and it is not innocuous -- deaths have occurred in industry from occupational overexposure. R. Lowry Dobson, MD, PhD. (1979)

    Maybe if you're so experienced in debating these issue, you could provide me with such a refutation to Bernard L. Cohen's paper published in Health Physics from 1995 titled "Test of the linear-no threshold theory of radiation carcinogenesis for inhaled radon decay products."

    Perhaps you can find that in the paper Histopathologic findings of lung cancer in Navajo men: relationship to U mining and you can read Lung Cancer after Exposure to Radon Daughters and for materials and circumstance background you can read

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  78. Re:The irony of the total cost of nuclear weapons. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The irony of the total cost of nuclear weapons by the USA is that it is about enough money (by one estimate I read) to tear down and rebuild every building in the USA twice...

    a total of US$2,139,150,000.00 has been spent on just California's behalf on nuclear weapons in the past.

    Heh, that was one poor estimate. 300M people in the US. Say 1 house for every 4 and each house costs $200K. That's $15T in house values. That doesn't include commercial, industrial, or government buildings. You say $2B for CA. If CA were an average state (ha), that would be $100B for the country- 2 orders of magnitude off from an estimate of house values for the country let alone twice the value of every building...