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Ontario School Bans Wi-Fi

St. Vincent Euphrasia elementary school in Meaford, Ont. is the latest Canadian school to decide to save its students from the harmful effects of Wi-Fi by banning it. Schools from universities on down have a history of banning Wi-Fi in Ontario. As usual, health officials and know-it-all scientists have called the move ridiculous. Health Canada has released a statement saying, "Wi-Fi is the second most prevalent form of wireless technology next to cell phones. It is widely used across Canada in schools, offices, coffee shops, personal dwellings, as well as countless other locations. Health Canada continues to reassure Canadians that the radiofrequency energy emitted from Wi-Fi equipment is extremely low and is not associated with any health problems."

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  1. Wait a minute... by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

    This makes sense now! It's a preemptive action in preparation for the time when these people discover the largest source of radiation near Earth!

    1. Re:Wait a minute... by Zeek40 · · Score: 1

      I can only imagine the casualties we'll suffer launching our invasion and occupation of the sun for possessing WMD's.

    2. Re:Wait a minute... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, we should not simply block the sun. We should switch it off.
      * It runs on nuclear (fusion) power.
      * It generates radioactivity.
      * It is responsible for many cases of skin cancer.
      * It is the power source for hurricanes, which cause lots of damage.
      * Its radiation plays a major role in the chemical processes which cause the ozone hole.
      * It is already known that one day it will destroy the Earth.

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    3. Re:Wait a minute... by Sprouticus · · Score: 1
    4. Re:Wait a minute... by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

      Thing is, even if we did we wouldn't see the effects for the best part of a million years. The reactions at the heart of the sun take a long time to make their way to the surface, what with there being lots of density and that. It's going to be a long running battle, it'd probably be quicker to evolve wide spectrum shielding skin...

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    5. Re:Wait a minute... by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      Well, we should not simply block the sun. We should switch it off.
      * It runs on nuclear (fusion) power.
      * It generates radioactivity.
      * It is responsible for many cases of skin cancer.
      * It is the power source for hurricanes, which cause lots of damage.
      * Its radiation plays a major role in the chemical processes which cause the ozone hole.
      * It is already known that one day it will destroy the Earth.

      Not to mention all that, but it's vile radiation spawned and provided nutrition for some of the worst atrocities the solar system has ever seen! Hitler! Pol Pot! Al Qaeda! American Idol!. We need to switch it off lest it's reign of terror continue!

    6. Re:Wait a minute... by Barrinmw · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think you are missing the part where if the fusion reaction at the center stopped the sun would immediately start collapsing.

    7. Re:Wait a minute... by cb88 · · Score: 0

      Into a black hole which would swallow the earth?

    8. Re:Wait a minute... by wagnerrp · · Score: 3, Informative

      No. The sun does not have sufficient mass to overcome degeneracy pressure and collapse into a black hole.

    9. Re:Wait a minute... by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      They could put a warning on WiFi...

      Has been proven to cause mass hysteria producing symptoms that cannot be validated and are too numerous to mention. Tinfoil Hats are recommended for those that experience any symptoms that they think are related to WiFi Radiation.

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    10. Re:Wait a minute... by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 4, Informative

      No. The sun does not have sufficient mass to overcome degeneracy pressure and collapse into a black hole.

      And even if it did, the resulting black hole would be the same mass as the sun, so the Earth would maintain orbit. People tend to think black holes are cosmic vacuum cleaners and just grab anything and everything; they're not.

    11. Re:Wait a minute... by Mitchell314 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it will not one day destroy the earth, since the concept of the day itself will be wiped out. :P (Actually, I don't think the Earth itself isn't "destroyed" in the sun's dying days, it's just that our surface will be fried. Think about expanding the Sun's atmosphere over a sphere encompassing the Earth's orbit. It's already tenuous as it is right now. But the real estate value will go down by a lot, probably cause another recession in 5 billion years.)

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    12. Re:Wait a minute... by darth+dickinson · · Score: 1

      Yeah...black holes are where the universe tried to divide by zero.

    13. Re:Wait a minute... by rtb61 · · Score: 0

      To be fair, no one based the safety of wifi upon using say 1000 of them at 1.5m centres for 6 hours a day. Of course they could have simply gone infra red, problem solved.

      Keep in mind that all the crap about how safe something is in today's environment is all based upon ignoring other accumulative sources. It is not just wifi, it is wifi, plus cell phone, plus electrical power transmissions, plus solar radiation, plus fluorescent lighting, plus radio transmissions now add in all the pollutants and questionable food additives and then try to pick which straw is turning today's children into evolutionary lab rats, sure some will survive to old age but how many.

      Of course who cares, as long as there are profits to be made, let's load the little beggars up with another genetic risk.

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    14. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In addition, the Sun is the primary driver of the mechanism responsible for dumping harmful DHMO in places like Kashmir.

    15. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always assumed they were events generated by Palin trying to create an original thought, which in turn caused her head to collapse due to the vacuum of space...

    16. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically i believe the sun would burn itself into a nova, which generally gives off high amounts of microwave, before piffing out into a nova remnant, or a clucter of hard rock.

    17. Re:Wait a minute... by shawb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not saying that wi-fi is harmless. I am, however, saying that using it is less risky than using antibacterial hand cleanser. That stuff is loaded with various pthalates (known endocrine disrupters and suspected teratogens) that are known to be absorbed across the skin.

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    18. Re:Wait a minute... by dragonhunter21 · · Score: 1

      Actually, cell phones don't have the strength needed to break the cellular bonds that cause cancer. Plus, while wifi allergies do exist (and they're nasty, nasty buggers) they're rare. I don't think I've heard of an actual study on wifi and its effects on people in the long term. Radio won't hurt us (we've proven that already, I think), solar radiation we've been living with for millennia, and flourescent lighting?

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    19. Re:Wait a minute... by meerling · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I still haven't seen any mentions of wifi allergies that actually passed a double blind test (heck, even a single blind test), but I have seen large numbers of reports in scientific and medical publications where they failed the tests. So I'm really amazed at the horrible symptoms people can generate to plague themselves when they think something else is to blame.

    20. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sun will eventually go into a red giant stage, and if i remember correctly will either engulf the earth or expose it to levels of radiation similar to what Mercury has now.

    21. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is real but not Wi-Fi related except that Wi-Fi allows computers to be used anywhere. That leads to students creating the "special circumstances" for Subliminal Distraction exposure.

      SD is much more dangerous than the proposed Wi-Fi involvement.
      VisionAndPsychosis.Net

    22. Re:Wait a minute... by rdebath · · Score: 1
      No quite true, perhaps for a non-rotating black hole but any 'normal' black hole is going to be rotating very very fast. This causes very strange effects in the immediate neighbourhood because of the serious space-time distortions. In addition matter near the black hole is under heavy stresses which can cause effects that resemble gamma ray lasers, gravitational shock waves and all sorts of other fun things.

      Such things will mean that no, it's not a safe nor a stable orbit, but which direction the planet goes will be entirely up to chance (or rather chaos).

    23. Re:Wait a minute... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Informative

      But that's close to the hole. At the distance of Earth, a black hole with the same mass and angular momentum as the sun would have the same gravitational effects as the sun. The region where those massive distortions would happen is inside the volume which currently is occupied by the sun.

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    24. Re:Wait a minute... by Barrinmw · · Score: 1

      I remember hearing that the Event Horizon for the sun would be only a radius a few meters wide.

    25. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. The sun does not have sufficient mass to overcome degeneracy pressure and collapse into a black hole.

      And even if it did, the resulting black hole would be the same mass as the sun, so the Earth would maintain orbit. People tend to think black holes are cosmic vacuum cleaners and just grab anything and everything; they're not.

      The thing to remember here is that the sun will need to pass through it's red giant stage on the way to becoming a white dwarf, this is the stage where earth or at least most life on earth would be destroyed.

    26. Re:Wait a minute... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      I get about 1.5 kilometers, which is more than a few meters, but still tiny in astronomical scales.

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  2. Breaking News: by Even+on+Slashdot+FOE · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People refuse to do things that their doctors say are safe!
    For our next story people insist that the things doctors say are bad for you are actually the best things to do ever!

    1. Re:Breaking News: by jgagnon · · Score: 1

      If my doctor was that stupid I wouldn't listen to them either.

      Walking in the sun for a few minutes send more radiation into your body than spending 8 hours at a computer. Should they ban playing in sunlight for the kids, too?

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    2. Re:Breaking News: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm a Doctor (Doctor of Chiropractic)
       
      Honest truth: the Medical Industry wants to make a society of dependant sheep. Sheep that go for their regular checkups (ca-ching) and buy the Big Pharma meds (ca-ching)
       
      Eat well, exercise and get regular chiropractic adjustments to keep your nervous system functioning at peak efficiency. You'll never get heart disease or cancer.

    3. Re:Breaking News: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Honest truth: the Medical Industry wants to make a society of dependant sheep. Sheep that go for their regular checkups (ca-ching) and buy the Big Pharma meds (ca-ching)

      A chiropractor wants to complain about people becoming dependent? That's the pot calling the kettle black if I've ever heard it.

    4. Re:Breaking News: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eat well, exercise and get regular chiropractic adjustments (ca-ching) to keep your nervous system functioning at peak efficiency. FTFY

    5. Re:Breaking News: by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Should they ban playing in sunlight for the kids, too?

      We've got that covered.

    6. Re:Breaking News: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -Doctor of Chiropractic- Is that like an oxymoron? The only thing a chiropractor knows how to do is release nitrogen bubbles from between vertebrae without seriously injuring his subject.

    7. Re:Breaking News: by Nutria · · Score: 1

      I'm a Doctor (Doctor of Chiropractic) ... You'll never get heart disease or cancer.

      Two names:

      • British Chiropractic Association
      • Simon Singh

      Anyway, my uncle was all into health food, exercise, acupuncture, etc and died of cancer in his 50s.

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    8. Re:Breaking News: by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Funny

      Chiropractors are not doctors. They're phonies with made-up degrees. You might as well call a gardener a doctor. Actually, a gardener probably has a greater degree of knowledge of biology than a chiropractor.

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    9. Re:Breaking News: by jgagnon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Skeletal engineer then? :p

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    10. Re:Breaking News: by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Skeletal engineer then? :p

      No... crackpot.

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    11. Re:Breaking News: by mea37 · · Score: 1

      Uh... it's a bit unclear if you're understanding the situation here.

      "If my doctor was that stupid I wouldn't listen to them either."

      If your doctor were how stupid? The only mention of doctors here is that the doctors say there is no medical basis for a ban. Based on the rest of your post, surely you mean to criticize the people who ignore the doctors' advice and ban WiFi anyway - which is exactly what GP said - right?

      Oh, and for the record, doctors do advise strict limits on sun exposure now. That's what sunscreen is for.

    12. Re:Breaking News: by schon · · Score: 1

      Eat well, exercise and get regular chiropractic adjustments [...] You'll never get heart disease or cancer.

      And how much of that will be due to the last, rather than the first two items?

      Jesus, you sound like the adverts for sugar-laden cardboard which claim their product is "part of this healthy breakfast"..

    13. Re:Breaking News: by commodore64_love · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      >>>Eat well, exercise and get regular chiropractic adjustments to keep your nervous system functioning

      Look. There goes a duck:
      "Quack"

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    14. Re:Breaking News: by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Chiropractic health professionals either deal with the skeletal system or with bullshit. Some of them you walk into the office, they know everything about all ligaments, tendons, joints, bone structure, etc; and they can throw you under an X-ray and point out all the stress points from your posture and all long-term damage done from you always sitting wrong. They can also supply physical therapy, nudging the joints here and there to straighten things out that have gone a bit awry.

      The bullshit artists are the ones that want you to believe all ailments are cured by chiropractic practice, which the parent seems to be.

    15. Re:Breaking News: by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's why he posted as AC, of course.

      The last thing you want is a bunch of angry chiropractors after you. Those guys can snap your neck like THAT.

    16. Re:Breaking News: by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      He he. Whoosh.

      Yeah, the AC's post was pretty well done. It took me to the end to decide he wasn't serious. The rest of the way through I was picturing Alan from "Two and a Half Men."

    17. Re:Breaking News: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the words of Merlin Mann... "Doctor of Chiropractic." Is that kind of like "President of Family Room?"

    18. Re:Breaking News: by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ with you. I've been to a few chiropractors over the years on strong suggestions of my friends. I did it mostly to shut them up.

          Apparently my back is invincible (except for the chronic pain). They can bang, jump, and pound on my upper back, and nothing happened. Well, after a while it ends up with me saying "If you don't stop that, I'm going to get up and kick your ass."

          My neck is pretty close to the same.

          I don't think I'm that much of a tough guy, but I think I'd hold my own with a bunch of doctor wannabe's.

          I shouldn't talk too much shit about them. I considered doing it. 6 months of night school, and then you get to call yourself "Doctor" and horribly overcharge patients *AND* get them to come back twice a week after that. :)

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    19. Re:Breaking News: by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

      they are ALL bullshit artists. pushing bones and joints around will accomplish NOTHING for any disorder, except a dislocated joint..and I'd really recommend going to a REAL doctor for one of those.

    20. Re:Breaking News: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a Doctor (Doctor of Chiropractic)

      Honest truth: the Medical Industry wants to make a society of dependant sheep. Sheep that go for their regular checkups (ca-ching) and buy the Big Pharma meds (ca-ching)

      Eat well, exercise and get regular chiropractic adjustments to keep your nervous system functioning at peak efficiency. You'll never get heart disease or cancer.

      ... and take medical advice from Slashdot.

    21. Re:Breaking News: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what is your medical specialty, Doctor RapmasterT?

    22. Re:Breaking News: by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      I think I saw a low flying... wait there it goes again... WHOOooSH!

      (at least I, and a handful of mods, certainly found the GP to be 100% tongue-in-cheek)

    23. Re:Breaking News: by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      they are ALL bullshit artists. pushing bones and joints around will accomplish NOTHING for any disorder, except a dislocated joint..and I'd really recommend going to a REAL doctor for one of those.

      That's not true. They're scientifically proven to be effective at pain relief, at a minimum. I'm not willing to take it so far as the other claims, but if you're out of whack and in pain, they can certainly help you. "NOTHING" is proven false. Look it up.

    24. Re:Breaking News: by yankpop · · Score: 0

      they are ALL bullshit artists. pushing bones and joints around will accomplish NOTHING for any disorder, except a dislocated joint..and I'd really recommend going to a REAL doctor for one of those.

      Really? Cause I went to a whole bunch of MDs for help with a group of related joint problems (neck and back). All they were prepared to do was prescribe pain killers, and when that didn't work, anti-depressants.

      Chiropractic hasn't been a silver bullet, but it's light years beyond anything the traditional medical establishment has been able to do for me. If I'd followed my MD's advice, I probably wouldn't be walking now. With the help of a chiropractor, I'm able to do most of the activity that normal people my age do.

      I agree that the claims that chiropractic will cure $DISEASE are bogus, but it's also true that traditional medicine is woefully inadequate for anything other than curing acute illness or massive trauma.

    25. Re:Breaking News: by syousef · · Score: 1

      Chiropractors are not doctors. They're phonies with made-up degrees. You might as well call a gardener a doctor. Actually, a gardener probably has a greater degree of knowledge of biology than a chiropractor.

      What about Chiropractors that are gardeners? They're the best. So good that they wear their underwear on the outside. I use to see a guy who'd adjust my back and my pot plant's back all for the low fee of $399.99. I saved thousands on that deal and my pot plant's spine was never better. Unfortunately, on day I tried to ring and couldn't get through. I found out later that he retired early and moved to the Bahamas. Then I ran out of money and my pot plant died of malnutrition. But while we were seeing that Chiro, it was magic times.

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    26. Re:Breaking News: by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Walking in the sun for a few minutes send more radiation into your body than spending 8 hours at a computer.

      I bet at least some of the parents who complain about wifi making their children ill let them use sunbeds. The risk of contracting melanoma from exposure to UV in short, powerful bursts - like using sunbeds - is well documented.

    27. Re:Breaking News: by Nikker · · Score: 1

      Same qualifications as Dr Dre actually.

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    28. Re:Breaking News: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adjusting the spine is not like cracking the knuckles - no nitrogen bubbles are released. The "cracking" sound you hear is the vertebrae moving back into the proper place.

    29. Re:Breaking News: by sapgau · · Score: 1

      Nice.. well at least I see you were modded 5-Funny.
      Otherwise you were doing your profession a disservice.

    30. Re:Breaking News: by rickb928 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The chiropractor I visit provides me relief and improved health. He studies new techniques and gains new knowledge regularly, even monthly. He gets a lot more ongoing education than any 'gardener' I'm aware of, even the professional applicator I know well - that's pesticide and herbicide sprayer, for those of you who haven't needed to hire one.

      The stereotype of chiropractors as quacks is out of date by at least 30 years in my personal experience, and probably 100 years in reality.

      I never beleived in them either, but this one is a lot more helpful to me than the allopath I used to see for a sore back, and my chiropractor doesn't prescribe or recommend medication either. Nor supplements. Exercise is his preferred response to preventing my back from getting worse, and he's right so far.

      Get into modern times, friend.

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    31. Re:Breaking News: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a Doctor (Doctor of Chiropractic)

      Honest truth: the Medical Industry wants to make a society of dependant sheep. Sheep that go for their regular checkups (ca-ching) and buy the Big Pharma meds (ca-ching)

      Eat well, exercise and get regular chiropractic adjustments to keep your nervous system functioning at peak efficiency. You'll never get heart disease or cancer.

      (ca-ching)

    32. Re:Breaking News: by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Chiropractic health professionals either deal with the skeletal system or with bullshit.

      Well where can I find the latter? Because my skeleton is just fine, but I'm dealing with some serious bullshit issues!

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    33. Re:Breaking News: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they are ALL bullshit artists. pushing bones and joints around will accomplish NOTHING for any disorder, except a dislocated joint..and I'd really recommend going to a REAL doctor for one of those.

      That's not true. They're scientifically proven to be effective at pain relief, at a minimum. I'm not willing to take it so far as the other claims, but if you're out of whack and in pain, they can certainly help you. "NOTHING" is proven false. Look it up.

      They can also potentially kill you. Friend went and let a chiropractor adjust her neck.

      Ended up on warfarin (rat poison) for 2 months ... which was better than the alternatives.

      Yes, chiropractors can do something; you may not like the result.

    34. Re:Breaking News: by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are still plenty of chiropractors out there shilling crap. The two in my town are all into the latest in greatest in quackery like chelation therapy and magnetic body scans.

      You're giving money to crooks and nutbars. Congrats for your small part in pushing medicine back a 1,000 years.

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    35. Re:Breaking News: by RapmasterT · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's not true. They're scientifically proven to be effective at pain relief, at a minimum. I'm not willing to take it so far as the other claims, but if you're out of whack and in pain, they can certainly help you. "NOTHING" is proven false. Look it up.

      they are "scientifically proven" to be as effective as placebo at treating subjective symptoms. It's basically the same effect as having your mommy kiss your booboo. You've received "treatment" from a "doctor", and now you "feel better". Some people are willing to grant the stamp of effective to placebo treatments, I am not.

      Chiropractic fails utterly at treating anything that can actually be measures objectively, and that's on top of the entire PREMISE of the treatment being scientifically unsound.

      The best you can hope for from a visit to a chiropractor is the equivalent of a massage, except that you're virtually guaranteed not to get a happy ending.

    36. Re:Breaking News: by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

      If I'd followed my MD's advice, I probably wouldn't be walking now. With the help of a chiropractor, I'm able to do most of the activity that normal people my age do.

      Or maybe if you'd followed an MD's advice you'd have exactly the same result you have now. Or if you'd followed your grannys advice and taken castor oil.

      Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc is not the basis of good medicine. It just means time passed and you got better.

    37. Re:Breaking News: by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      they are ALL bullshit artists. pushing bones and joints around will accomplish NOTHING for any disorder, except a dislocated joint..and I'd really recommend going to a REAL doctor for one of those.

      That's not true. They're scientifically proven to be effective at pain relief, at a minimum. I'm not willing to take it so far as the other claims, but if you're out of whack and in pain, they can certainly help you. "NOTHING" is proven false. Look it up.

      They can also potentially kill you. Friend went and let a chiropractor adjust her neck.

      Ended up on warfarin (rat poison) for 2 months ... which was better than the alternatives.

      Yes, chiropractors can do something; you may not like the result.

      Quacks with an MD exist as well, you know.

    38. Re:Breaking News: by DriedClexler · · Score: 2, Informative

      A doctor that prescribes ineffective pain medications and then gropes at anti-depressants is not a doctor who has a real understanding of the patient's ailment.

      "Beating" the doctor in a case like that should not be regarded as surprising, something that you have to explain away.

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    39. Re:Breaking News: by Aggrav8d · · Score: 1

      I'm a witch doctor. (Doctor of witching)

      Honest truth: the Medical Industry wants to make a society of dependant sheep. Sheep that go for their regular checkups (ca-ching) and get treatments (ca-ching)

      Eat well, exercise and get regular soul cleansings and shamanic treatments to keep your chakras open. You'll never get heart disease or cancer.

    40. Re:Breaking News: by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It's a good gig until someone finally manages to successfully sue a chiropractor for causing an arterial dissection. Then all hell will break loose.

    41. Re:Breaking News: by yankpop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc is not the basis of good medicine. It just means time passed and you got better.

      Except that my condition was not static when I went to see my doctor. It was deteriorating. And it continued to deteriorate despite the treatment. The doctors only response was to suggest that since my problem was upsetting me, I should take anti-depressants and find a new job that didn't require physical activity.

      Chiropractic treatments produced limited immediate relief, and gradual long-term improvement. At this point, I can tell when I need to go back for a check up (a few times year), and I get predictable relief of symptoms when I do. More importantly, the insight gained from working the chiropractor has helped me develop exercises that provide me with immediate relief without having to see a medical professional at all.

    42. Re:Breaking News: by yankpop · · Score: 1

      A doctor that prescribes ineffective pain medications and then gropes at anti-depressants is not a doctor who has a real understanding of the patient's ailment.

      Exactly. And if it was only one doctor who took this approach with me, I'd say it was a lone kook. But I went to a number of doctors, and they all provided effectively the same treatment. The bad ones tried drugs and then quit. The good ones tried drugs, then acknowledged that they couldn't help me but a good chiropractor might.

      Which is not to say that all chiropractors are good at what they do. But in my experience there are some things that they are more likely to be able to address than a standard doctor.

    43. Re:Breaking News: by euphemistic · · Score: 1

      Well played sir, I might have bought the authenticity of your post but then I realised you were posting under AC. And for everyone who does recommend a chiropractor (or at least one of the "good ones"), consider seeing a physiotherapist instead. You have better odds of seeing someone with actual medical education.

    44. Re:Breaking News: by formfeed · · Score: 1

      The bullshit artists are the ones that want you to believe all ailments are cured by chiropractic practice, which the parent seems to be.

      Gosh, you are tense. You should come in for a treatment.

    45. Re:Breaking News: by swamp_ig · · Score: 1

      Notably: There is no correlation between sunscreen use and skin cancer. It seems sun screen doesn't actually help!

    46. Re:Breaking News: by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      It does help you not get burned to a nice lobster red, though.

    47. Re:Breaking News: by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      You missed the sarcasm tag. At least I hope you did...

    48. Re:Breaking News: by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      I've seen good chiropractors straighten the spines of people with scholiosis(sp). They're largely glorified massage therapists, but they can do some nifty things. I agree that the ones pimping it as the cure for all ailments are utter quacks, though.

    49. Re:Breaking News: by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      So because there are a couple of asshats in your town, that makes them all asshats, including this guy's chiropractor, who does not sound like the quacky type?

      Your logic is astoundingly flawed.

    50. Re:Breaking News: by chronosan · · Score: 1

      The thing is, to become a licensed chiro, you have to learn all the bullshit too. Well if you want to be straight. Mixers get to mix in the bullshit with real medicine.

    51. Re:Breaking News: by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Not really. Although the sun does emit in the microwave band, the fraction of the total power there is very low. You can do the math yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck's_law

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    52. Re:Breaking News: by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Chiropracty is founded on bullcrap. Yes, I'm sure there are better witchdoctors than others, but they're all still witch doctors.

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    53. Re:Breaking News: by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Some Chiropractors *are* doctors. My friend is a Chiropractor who is also a licensed family medicine doctor, for example. It all depends on what school they went do.

    54. Re:Breaking News: by philcolby · · Score: 1

      I'm a Doctor (Doctor of Chiropractic) Honest truth: the Medical Industry wants to make a society of dependant sheep. Sheep that go for their regular checkups (ca-ching) and buy the Big Pharma meds (ca-ching) Eat well, exercise and get regular chiropractic adjustments to keep your nervous system functioning at peak efficiency. You'll never get heart disease or cancer.

      I'm a Doctor (Doctor of Medicine) Stop being paranoid and naive... Many chiropractors in my region (Florida) charge "sheep" high out of pocket fees for recurrent alignments (cha-ching) and peddle all sorts of Big Nutraceutical supplements (cha-ching). Eat well, exercise, don't smoke, and come from a good gene pool, and hopefully you will be less likely to get heart disease and cancer.

    55. Re:Breaking News: by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I would have to disagree with that. Based on my own experience I know that chiropractors are not snake oil.

      Last time my lower back acted up I was in so much pain I couldn't even stand without a bunch of pain meds and my spine was so twisted due to the muscle tension that I looked "bent" as it was described to me by my family. The "traditional" doctors where all on about muscle relaxers, meds and PT. The x-ray didn't show anything other than misalignment of the spine. They said if it didn't improve in a week they would consider some more tests, maybe an MRI eventually.

      After a week of no improvement, pain and lack of sleep, I went to a chiropractor to see what he could do. After 15 minutes checking my lower back he started checking my neck, I was thinking WTF does my neck have to do with it? After about 5-10 minutes of working with some ligaments or such in my neck he gave it a twist and a push. The resulting crack sounded like a broom handle snapping.

      When I stood up my back was better, not perfect, it was still sore but I could stand without pain and even bend over a little before it started hurting. My spine wasn't twisted and after a few days I was fine.

      The chiropractor I went to caught something that didn't show up on the x-rays. And the doctor hadn't even considered the problem wasn't in the lower back at all. The chiropractor told me he thought the sheath covering my spinal cord had been torqued by my poor posture sitting at work and my lower back had twisted to try and compensate for it. That was what caused the muscles to lock up when I over worked one group of them. When I told my "traditional" doctor about that he made some non-committal noises about how there had been nothing in the x-rays to indicate something like that.

      I have a new "traditional" doctor (didn't like his general attitude anyway) and now I get a spinal check up from my chiro every month or so.

      This is of course my story and YMMV. You can claim it was all in my head if you like and your entitled to your opinion. While it is true that some chiropractors are complete wack jobs but others know what they are doing and can really help in some cases.

    56. Re:Breaking News: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of being dependant sheep going to our regular checkups (ca-ching), Chiropractors want us to be dependant sheep going to our regular adjustments (ca-ching).

    57. Re:Breaking News: by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      Your new "traditional" (i.e. Real) might also have spotted this and cured you

      A chiropractor can be effective, and can be harmless but you have no guarantee, they could do you harm and you have no comeback except to sue them...

      A proper doctor can be obnoxious, ineffective and miss things (they are human) you did the right thing in changing your doctor

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    58. Re:Breaking News: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pot?!

    59. Re:Breaking News: by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. Getting soul cleansing and shamastic treatments won't do shit. The only one who has a real effect on your spiritual chakras is you yourself; regular meditation will help lower your blood pressure, clear your mind, and improve the flow of energy through your body. This will improve your health, your work life, and your sexual life.

      Don't let silly witchdoctors sell you bullshit. If you want to balance your spiritual centers, spend some $25 on books (I recommend Meditation: The Complete Guide by Patricia Monaghan for $12) and decide on what path best suits you. For me this was yoga and martial arts (Aikido) for physical meditations; and Kundalini Meditaiton (Kundalini Awakening: A Gentle Guide to Chakra Activation and Spiritual Growth for $10 was my reading material) for mental meditation. The martial arts and yoga have obviously increased my flexibility and given me physical activity to keep me healthy; but the mental stuff has helped reduce stress a great deal by teaching me to stay calm and focused.

      It's really the same way with chiropracty and doctors and witch doctors. To a point, you need to know when you're sick and when you're ailing; but to a large degree, you need to leave off what's not working. Massages don't fix tension for me, and an hour of deep tissue massage isn't going to do shit for me; I'll get bored very fast and it's annoying. If you have a vehement distaste to anything "spiritual" or "religious" such that you can't let go of it and experiment with full intent, Kundalini Meditation will probably irritate you and worsen your health; whereas if you have difficulty with sexual images, Tantric Meditation will be disruptive to your mental health. In the opposite cases (i.e. where you're seeking spiritual calm or seeking to confront and accept sexuality, such as if you're always nervous or self-conscious about sex), these things will be very rewarding.

      QED. There are no silver bullets. ESPECIALLY not modern medicine, as evidenced by the huge number of "Doctors" that are "General Practitioners" but all they really do is prescribe pain killers and antidepressants and Adderall. Even TCM was better than that... the doctor listened to your problem, tried to align your chi and your yin and yang, gave you some root to boil, then 3 days later you come back "That didn't help and now I feel like this..." and they sat down and went "Oh, hmm. Let's examine you further..." Today's "doctors" just throw a different medication at you (Zoloft instead of Xanax) because "You're having a bad medication to that brand..." Sometimes there's 2 drugs to treat the same thing, and they go through 5 different brands that are all one or the other.

      Nothing medical (that is, anything intended to maintain health, which starts all the way with shamans talking to the dead and prescribing spiritual journeys and goes all the way up to surgery and pills) has ever been more than a best-effort system. We can scientifically pair down pills to treat infections, that's the best thing we have: Penicillin will kill your chlamydia. Too bad we're fuzzy on deciding if chlamydia is the ONLY thing that's wrong with you, or even if the symptoms we're seeing are coming from the chlamydia (even if we can CONFIRM you have it) or if that's in WAY early stages and doing jack shit while some other problem is causing similar symptoms to an advanced case.

    60. Re:Breaking News: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. They do have to take most of the same anatomy classes as M.D.'s do. The respectable chiropractic colleges even have gross human anatomy classes using cadavers.

    61. Re:Breaking News: by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Not couple. ALL of them. The whole foundation of chiropractic is founded on nonsense. No good study had EVER shown any objective benefit. They have shown actually harm.

      It is literally nonsense. It is a plague on society just like homeopathy naturapathy, and magnetic therapies.
      This is not an opinion, it's a fact.

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    62. Re:Breaking News: by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

      I have a new "traditional" doctor (didn't like his general attitude anyway) and now I get a spinal check up from my chiro every month or so.

      Be prepared to visit your chiro every month for the rest of your life. You will not find a chiropractor ever telling a patient they are "cured". Ongoing "adjustments" will be recommended for BS "good health" reasons. In fact, you'll never find a chiropractor to check someone out and say "you're fine, you require no treatments". It's simply not an ethical industry, and not medicine.

      Cracking joints is not medicine. It sure as hell feels like something is going on, but it's just pops of dissolved gas. There is no misalignments of any kind being treated. If your spine/neck really WERE misaligned, manual pressure pushing things around would be a criminally irresponsible treatment as it would almost certainly result in nerve damage and paralysis.

    63. Re:Breaking News: by Nesman64 · · Score: 1

      Eat well, exercise and get regular chiropractic adjustments to keep your nervous system functioning at peak efficiency. You'll never get heart disease or cancer.

      You forgot a (ca-ching) in there!

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    64. Re:Breaking News: by Nesman64 · · Score: 1

      Eat well, exercise and get regular chiropractic adjustments to keep your nervous system functioning at peak efficiency. You'll never get heart disease or cancer.

      I think you forgot a (ca-ching) in there somewhere.

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    65. Re:Breaking News: by Aggrav8d · · Score: 1

      Dude, it's a joke. You need to relax. Maybe try some yoga?

    66. Re:Breaking News: by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Or 40mg of Adderall right? Or maybe Xanax and Zoloft...

  3. Good call... by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

    Good call... might also have to ban them from cell phones, radios, microwaves, and just about anything else that requires electricity.

    1. Re:Good call... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Good call... might also have to ban them from cell phones, radios, microwaves, and just about anything else that requires electricity.

      Let's not forget that this is a school. How many are presently allowed to haul a microwave up onto their desk and pop some corn in class?

  4. Summary wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As usual, health officials and know-it-all scientists have called the move ridiculous.

    What's even more ridiculous is the loaded wording of the summary.

    1. Re:Summary wording by Nutria · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What's even more ridiculous is the loaded wording of the summary.

      I think he was being sarcastic...

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    2. Re:Summary wording by Tragek · · Score: 1

      At least we'd like to hope so.

    3. Re:Summary wording by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      It's samzepus. I'm thinking it was deliberate, to troll readers. That's pretty much the only way he knows to get summaries.

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    4. Re:Summary wording by tycoex · · Score: 0

      I must say, that was one of the most obvious uses of sarcasm I've ever read.

  5. This right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I put on my robe and tin-foil hat.

  6. Rational decision by school administration? by jddimarco · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This may, in fact, be a rational decision by the school's administration. While the health dangers due to wifi may not be real, the (often irrational) fear that some people (e.g. parents) have of wifi is, unfortunately, very real. If enough people are sufficiently afraid, and their fear is causing a great deal of difficulty, banning wifi may be the most straightforward solution, especially if wifi isn't mission-critical for that particular school.

    1. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by Wizzo1138 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Then you would have them ban immunizations for children based on the same logic?

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    2. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by Sprouticus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      or you could tell them they are being stupid and ignore their hysterics. That is more straight forward and takes less time. Not to mention you can still use WiFi.

    3. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      I agree. "Parents at St. Vincent Euphrasia elementary school in Meaford, Ont., voted to ban Wi-Fi transmitters, after some students reported feeling ill after they were installed."

      Of course banning wifi is silly but I applaud the school for listening to the majority of the parents. I just wish local schools allowed parents so much control over what the schools do, pretty sure parents wouldn't have voted to allow the school to spy on students through webcams

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    4. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by Altus · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      There are plenty of things we should be immunizing children against, such as HPV, but we aren't because of politics.

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    5. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "pretty sure parents wouldn't have voted to allow the school to spy on students through webcams"

      Are you sure? Based on the overprotectiveness of the average parent these days, I suspect a good portion of them would probably be interested in getting a copy of the surveillance software for themselves. You know, just in case.

    6. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by mea37 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You think school WiFi is as important to the childrens' well-being (and/or that of their society) as immunications?

      If not, find a better argument.

    7. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Right. Given the choice between educating people and giving in to their irrational fears ..... give in, every time! Oh noes, here comes another solar eclipse! Duck and cover!

    8. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>the (often irrational) fear that some people (e.g. parents) have of wifi is real

      I thought the purpose of Educators was to erase irrational fears through endorsing/sharing of knowledge, NOT to kowtow to those fears. - It appears to me the administration is as dumb as the parents - i.e. embracing superstitious nonsense ("Wifi is bad - it must be banned").

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    9. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by jddimarco · · Score: 1

      The comparison doesn't hold. Wifi isn't necessarily mission-critical for an elementary school. Keeping your students alive (which is what immunizations do) is.

    10. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Was it a true majority or the parents, or just a majority of the Nutcases that bothered to appear at the meeting?

      I prefer not to live under a "tyranny of the majority", thank you very much.

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    11. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      There's an HPV vaccine?

      Also that's not something we need to worry about. (No sex.)

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    12. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by Wizzo1138 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Obviously not, and there's a certain level of sarcasm there. But the underlying point is valid - you don't want to make decisions just because the irrational minority makes a lot of noise.

      In this case it's probably not worth dealing with them over something as insignificant as WiFi, but figuring out when something is important enough to fight for is the difficult question.

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    13. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      I agree. "Parents at St. Vincent Euphrasia elementary school in Meaford, Ont., voted to ban Wi-Fi transmitters, after some students reported feeling ill after they were installed." Of course banning wifi is silly but I applaud the school for listening to the majority of the parents.

      I have to question that article. I spent quite a bit of time in the Meaford area, and while the locals might not be the smartest folk in Canada, they're not a pack of knuckle-dragging troglodytes, either. As a gut-reaction, I'd say it's much more likely that the PTA is either lying through their teeth, or when they talk about "voting" they're referring to the 5 or 6 yokels who happen to show up for PTA meetings rather than the populace as a whole. Either way, I'd love to see more detail on how exactly this decision was reached.

    14. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by vlm · · Score: 1

      Yes, the most important lesson a school could teach is the proper response when ignorant of something, is fear, and the ignorant fearmongers position makes them morally superior to all others thus we must subject everyone to the tyranny of the (ignorant) minority.

      What could possibly go wrong when our childrens role models, model that behavior?

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    15. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Anxiety disorders and phobia of technology is not a reason to ban something. Should we cater to all the folks with agoraphobia, and ban the outdoors?

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    16. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by Altus · · Score: 4, Informative

      Indeed there is, in fact I believe there are 2 of them. Mind you they only protect against a few varieties of HPV (with some overlap between the two I believe) but the ones covered include the ones that have the greatest chance of causing cervical cancer.

      These vaccines have only been tested on women (no reason to believe they don't work on men, but last I checked that was off label) and your insurance generally wont cover the vaccine if you are over a certain age.

      Sure, no reason to give the vaccine to 2 year olds, but kids get sexually active fairly early in life and cervical cancer is pretty bad, so why not vaccinate. I know if I had daughters I would have them vaccinated.

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    17. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by Darkness404 · · Score: 3, Informative

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HPV_vaccine

      And yes, despite the fact that it can prevent cancer we still have opposition to it.

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    18. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by BluBrick · · Score: 1

      ...pretty sure parents wouldn't have voted to allow the school to spy on students through webcams

      No, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if parents voted to allow something like "the inclusion of usage monitoring and access control software on all school-supplied laptop computers", would you?

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    19. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by Stone316 · · Score: 1

      Honestly banning wifi makes no sense.. If there are any residential houses in the area (which there most likely are) then the kids are being 'bombarded' anyways. In the range of my house there are at least a dozen wifi networks and I would say the majority of houses in an urban dwelling are the same. So even if there are health dangers, their kids are constantly exposed.

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    20. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      School boards in Canada are elected. Since the parents voted to get rid of wifi, if the school didn't do it, they'd likely be voted out in favour of someone who would actually follow through on what parents voted in favour of. Isn't that how the democratic system is supposed to work? You vote on stuff, the elected body follows the votes, if they don't, you vote in people who do? Deriding an elected body for following the wishes of the electorate seems wrong, considering your usual stated positions...

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    21. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bet half a dozen of them kids have an Android Access point for their friends somewhere in their bags.

    22. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>considering your usual stated positions...

      My usual stated position is, "We are a Republic, rule of law, not a Democracy." I see your point about the board risking losing their jobs, but that's why we have leaders rather than a simple rollcall vote of the Demos. The leaders are supposed to make educated decision ("Health Canada and scientific study shows wifi is no more dangerous than microwaves"), not just blindly follow superstition.

      Or redefine "pi" as 3.14.

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    23. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by mea37 · · Score: 1

      Right, the problem in a nutshell is one of cost-benefit.

      It's pretty clear to most of us that the cost of a "just drop it" approach on vaccines outweighs the benefits. It may depend on the school's situation, but it appears the immediate costs of a "just drop it" approach on WiFi are not so significant as the benefits (especially if we weigh in the arguably self-inflicted psychosomatic effects on those who believe Wi-Fi or similar radiation sources are dangerous). It's possible that some other issue will come up in the future that's somewhere in between, and that may be a tough one.

      Of course, I said the immediate costs are low to highlight the point where I disagree with the OP. In the long term, dropping the Wi-Fi issue avoids addressing the education problem, which can make future battles that much harder.

    24. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      What's mission critical is to get the students to learn. WiFi doesn't help them open up the books and start reading, so banning it won't be detrimental to their learning, and might actually get them to stop checking their tweets under their desks.

    25. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by SecurityGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, it's not a solution to anything. It's giving in to baseless and irrational fear, which does nothing but promote baseless and irrational fear.

      This is why I have a black cat. It keeps stupid people out of my house.

    26. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      Tyranny of the minority can be far worse. And happens often, especially in school districts, small towns, etc.

    27. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by DurendalMac · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, let's all give in to alarmist idiots who have no idea how science works and just jump on every lunatic theory bandwagon. Sounds like a great idea.

      Or you could try to demonstrate how wifi is utterly harmless. Those who consistently refuse to listen can take their snowflakes out of school if they want.

    28. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by billcopc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, let's applaud the schools for listening to the dumbest people in the district. Parents will consistently agree to the most idiotic conservative ideas out of mindless protectionism.

      The correct response to a popular call to ban Wi-Fi would have been: "Do you have cordless/cell phones at home ? Yes ? Well then GO FUCK YOURSELVES"

      What's worse, the unproven potential risk of getting cancer from radio waves ? Or terminal stupidity caused by chickenshit parenting and fearful education ?

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    29. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope the ban magnets, bad Fen Shui & crystals as well. I mean magnets & crystals obviously have all sorts of stuff coming out of them and "know it all" scientists insist they don't. At least if they do any geology (do they teach science at school any more?) then make sure the crystals are not energised. Way too dangerous.

    30. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by zamfield · · Score: 0

      It's not so clear cut. I wouldn't want my daughter to be a guinea pig for these vaccines, would you really pull the trigger if the gun was pointed at your child? http://truthaboutgardasil.org/

    31. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      This is an irrational decision made for people who are being irrational.

      They should educate and explain. Instead, they have decided to exasperate the problem.

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    32. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes, tell the women they should never have sex.

      Seriously, you are an idiot.

      I suspect if it was for boys* no one would be saying that, but since is a girl, just go ahead and oppress them. You are no different then any radically Muslim when it comes to your attitude towards girls.

      Fiscally-conservative social liberals are not libertarians. more prove you are an idiot.

      *as a non off label use.

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    33. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      she wouldn't be a guinea pig. You have fallen pray of the anti-vaccine movement. one that has no science to stand on.

      here is a rule of thumb: If they talk about aluminum adjuvant as being some sort of issue. they are crap. They don't know the science.

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    34. Re:Rational decision by school administration? by hiryuu · · Score: 1

      This is why I have a black cat. It keeps stupid people out of my house.

      I need to start giving that as the reason I have a black cat, rather than just admitting that the cat's outlasted two marriages and I keep her around for some sense of continuity. :

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  7. Wired FAIL? by sarkeizen · · Score: 1

    I like this quote: "Parents voted to protect their children's health and plug the computers back in with hardwires" however the picture from ctv.ca shows a bunch of students with iPads.

    1. Re:Wired FAIL? by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is because the average person is an uneducated half-wit, who can be scaremongered by cranks and crooks (look at the whole MMR vaccine-autism "controversy").

      If people are that concerned about radiation, then I suggest they move into salt mines and pray to whatever deity they hold dearest that neutrinos do indeed only interact weakly with other matter.

      Fucking stupid rubes. What a pack of retards.

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    2. Re:Wired FAIL? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's okay, but this quote is WAY better:

      "A group of Ontario parents dubbed the Simcoe County Safe School Committee believes Wi-Fi transmitters in schools may be responsible for a host of symptoms their kids show -- from headaches to an inability to concentrate -- all of which disappear on weekends."

      In grade eight my mother noticed that I tended to be sick on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Rather than blaming the t-ness of those days, she correctly deduced that those were the days I had health class with the evil principal.

      I wonder how many of those kids have wifi at home?

    3. Re:Wired FAIL? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't tell them the rock is radioactive.

    4. Re:Wired FAIL? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>"plug the computers back in with hardwires"

      Hardwires emit radiation Mr. and Mrs. Dumb Parent.

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    5. Re:Wired FAIL? by migla · · Score: 1

      Hypothetically, maybe not ethically, someone should sneakily sneak some wireless gear up to their houses and see if they get the symptoms.

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    6. Re:Wired FAIL? by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      oh but that plastic sheath absorbs it all (gosh dont you know nothin)

    7. Re:Wired FAIL? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Don't tell them their teeth are also radioactive.

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    8. Re:Wired FAIL? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I doubt it's necessary. A good fraction of those houses probably have the free wifi routers that all the (one) DSL providers give out. Most of the rest are undoubtedly bathed in cell phone signals.

      But, don't cha know, the wireless internet we have at home isn't the same as that scary wifi they're putting in schools, eh!

    9. Re:Wired FAIL? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Meh. You can pull teeth. Their brain cells are radioactive! Probably their souls too.

    10. Re:Wired FAIL? by sarkeizen · · Score: 1

      I love how people take a group of symptoms which could be explained at least a dozen different ways, observed in a terribly uncontrolled way but still yield an unwavering belief in the cause.

    11. Re:Wired FAIL? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      People are crap at statistics. Particularly when they're doing them with their guts.

      Strangely enough, it's a characteristic that actually seemed to serve us well in the jungle. Most other animals have it to. Skinner did an experiment when he gave a group of pigeons random reinforcement - they'd get some food at random intervals, completely unrelated to their behaviour.

      He ended up with superstitious pigeons that would dance around, weave their heads and do all sorts of crazy things, believing that behaviour was getting them food.

    12. Re:Wired FAIL? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      radioactive... souls

      As an atheist I can now add "lower risk of cancer" to my list of reasons to feel superior.

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    13. Re:Wired FAIL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's more likely the schools are "sick" buildings.

      I know I got that way at my High School. Now anyway. If I'd known it then, I could have spared myself 4 years of misery.

    14. Re:Wired FAIL? by sarkeizen · · Score: 1

      Agreed people seem poorly suited to do analysis...and unwilling to believe that they are precisely that.
      The dancing pigeons seem analogous to a lot of decisions made around here.

  8. Re:Ontario must have the stupidest people! by countSudoku() · · Score: 0, Troll

    How DARE you, Sir! Do not forget the New Tea Party of US and A. Now those are some stupid fucks!

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  9. Re:What? by Stregano · · Score: 1

    Whoa. Don't have an aneurysm or something dude. You got really mad there

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  10. Microwaves by Mark+Atwood · · Score: 1

    I have to wonder if they are also banning microwave ovens. The ISM frequency range used by WiFi is unlicensed because it is the same frequency used by microwave ovens, and so is full of junk and interference.

    1. Re:Microwaves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I have to wonder if they are also banning microwave ovens. The ISM frequency range used by WiFi is unlicensed because it is the same frequency used by microwave ovens, and so is full of junk and interference.

      Not from microwave ovens, it isn't.

      It may have escaped your attention, but microwave ovens contain all microwave radiation in what is known as a Faraday cage. And it's a damn good thing that it does, lest you learn what it really means to have your blood boil.

    2. Re:Microwaves by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      I have to wonder if they are also banning microwave ovens. The ISM frequency range used by WiFi is unlicensed because it is the same frequency used by microwave ovens, and so is full of junk and interference.

      Actually, one of the mantras of the anti-WiFi people is that it IS the same frequency, and using a wireless device is just like sticking your head in a microwave. (No, really.)

    3. Re:Microwaves by Vegemeister · · Score: 1

      Microwave ovens operate about 30 dB above the most powerful wifi equipment, and that Faraday cage isn't perfect. Furthermore, the legal limit is 1 mW*cm^(-2) 5 cm from the oven at time of manufacture. Worst case, that could be more than 10 W, which would swamp your wifi.

    4. Re:Microwaves by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      So you've never seen your wifi signal get screwed when the microwave is on? There is always some degree of leakage.

  11. problem by British · · Score: 1

    So they want someone to prove that it ISN'T harmful.

    But is there any proof that it IS harmful?

    Sure, it's normal to ban something if it's been proven to be harmful, but I can't think of anything that hasn't been banned because there's no proof that it isn't harmful.

    Why is this edit box so god dang narrow?

    1. Re:problem by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure, it's normal to ban something if it's been proven to be harmful, but I can't think of anything that hasn't been banned because there's no proof that it isn't harmful.

      Part of the problem with that is that everybody seems to want to start with the position that "this is safe unless you can irrefutably prove otherwise", and they go ahead and load everything up with chemicals/whatever and assume it's safe. Which does lead to stuff that you might expect to be dangerous being used until someone can prove it is dangerous. Pharma companies do it all the time, and, have been proven to have lied about risks they knew were there. Think Thalidamide, for instance.

      I don't always trust people when they say "oh, sure, this radioactive corn with spiders-silk genes must be perfectly healthy there's no proof to the contrary". The companies introducing these things want us to believe that their chemicals are safe, but it's all discovered after-the-fact.

      Assuming everything is safe generally leads to companies pursuing profit with absolutely no regard for if their product is safe. Then they get the rules changed so they're not actually required to tell you about what's actually in it because it hasn't yet been proven to be a possible risk. I wouldn't trust Monsanto on any claims they make about product safety, and I think that to a certain extent, companies should be doing more testing before they release it to the market.

      You can go ahead and eat the experimental green goo -- personally, I'd rather they had to put it on the label so I could choose, instead of just saying that it hasn't been proven harmful. It's too damned late by the time they 'discover' that a something we've never tested is, in fact, dangerous.

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    2. Re:problem by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Why is this edit box so god dang narrow?

      To test the intelligence
      of posters to see which
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      every line and which
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      to use Slashdot's built-
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      >>>But is there any proof that it IS harmful?

      Unfortunately there is a lot of proof that WiFi is harmful, but it's mostly manufactured evidence by the same crackpots that want to see it get banned. The same crackpots who claim they've "proved" an engine can run forever, or that cars can roll uphill in some parts of the US.

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    3. Re:problem by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Though even thalidomide has valid uses. It came up in the news again in the past few years. (The capsules have a circle-slash over an icon of a pregnant woman.)

    4. Re:problem by lgw · · Score: 1

      and they go ahead and load everything up with chemicals/whatever and assume it's safe.

      Oh, noes, not chemicals! Those evil scary chemicals will kill us all! Ban dihydrogen monoxide before it's too late!

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    5. Re:problem by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      You're taking it too far, though. If they fear it may be harmful, and they don't actually need it for their core business (as in teaching kids), then why NOT eliminate it?

    6. Re:problem by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Okay, as has been pointed out, thalidomide actually has legitimate uses, and so do a lot of other dangerous substances. Nitroglycerine is used in heart medication. So's cyanide. What really gets me though is the complete lack of mention of a group that most governments have. I believe in the US it's called the "FDA." Not sure what that stands for... something about administrating drugs... and food... and making sure they're safe...

      No, the big issue is the people who try to exploit loopholes in that system, loopholes that are put there to ensure some levels of freedom, and then you get dangerous shit going out under the guise of "natural" or "holistic" medicine. The real scientists give you less to worry about with their radioactive corn than the faux-hippy down the street, because that radioactive corn had to go through tests and examinations, while that faux-hippy's stuff has absolutely no quality control.

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    7. Re:problem by BlackBloq · · Score: 1

      Think about this for a second... Microsoft product tests like crazy to find fatal flaws. They assume their operating system is safe. It never is; so the question remains; is it safe for most people most of the time? And can we (insert x company) be sued or ruined by the percentage of risk? And what's the cost of litigation vs product termination? In summery nothing is safe but you should find out what works for you. My doctor wanted to give me meds for my stomach... I find out they can cause permanent twitching like Parkinson's disease. Needless to say I didn't take them and went to nature. Weed is so much better! My cousin with the same problem but worse took the meds... now he twitches randomly when he talks and poops into a bag. Me, I'm OK except for the sore lungs. Gotta look out for yourself and make your own desisions in life.

    8. Re:problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally they feed loads and loads of it to rats and dogs first before declaring it safe or unsafe (or safe-ish). Unfortunately long-term or subtle mental effects may not show up that well. But what else can you do? I mean, how could anything new ever be certified safe if you write the law as a catch-22 where something has to be tested on humans first before it can be deemed safe, but you can't give anything unsafe to humans?

  12. Safety first by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows that we are running out of IPV4 addresses, and as this address space fills up, the killer rays built into the WiFi routers becomes ever more dangerous. Sooner they will be even more dangerous than cell phones. We need to kill off as many IPV4 addresses as possible, in order to save the children!

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  13. It's not the energy by thethibs · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As usual, Health Canada gets it wrong.

    It's not that the signal is low energy, it's that the radiation is not at a frequency that can do any damage.

    They could boost the power to the point where it boiled the water in your cells. That's what it would take to do damage, because the wavelength is too long to break chemical bonds. That's the neat thing about quantum mechanics; if one photon can't do any damage, neither can a thousand photons.

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    1. Re:It's not the energy by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

      that's not quantum mechanics, that's just physics (or biology depending on your point of view)

    2. Re:It's not the energy by vlm · · Score: 1

      That's the neat thing about quantum mechanics; if one photon can't do any damage, neither can a thousand photons.

      Well then theres quantum tunneling

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_tunnelling

      The good news is that ten to the negative 99th and the billion times more likely ten to the negative 90th are, for all practical purposes, both zero. You got yer heart in the right place but simplified the details a bit.

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    3. Re:It's not the energy by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      They didn't get it wrong. Their statement is perfectly correct. It's also more relevant than your reason.

      Ionizing radiation doesn't give you headaches and inability to concentrate that goes away on weekends. Exposure to RF at microwave oven, heating-up-your-brain levels could do so a lot more plausibly than ionizing radiation.

    4. Re:It's not the energy by Trelane · · Score: 0, Redundant

      E = h \nu "It's not that the signal is low energy, it's that the radiation is not at a frequency that can do any damage" Given that you say "boost the power to the point where it boiled the water in your cells" I think you're confusing power, i.e. energy per second (and power density at that, i.e. energy per square meter per second) You get it right, though with "if one photon can't do any damage, neither can a thousand photons." You can heat with it, though, by exciting motion in e.g. polar molecules (and these are dependent upon frequency as well, since molecules "like to" move (i.e. are resonant) in different ways (different modes) and at different frequencies, hence the FCC power recommendations for ham radio even for wavelengths that are large compared to parts of your body). So you can make up for a lack of efficacy (i.e. by being off-resonance) by throwing more power at it (unless, of course, the molecule is completely non-reacting).

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    5. Re:It's not the energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, their goal is not necessarily to get it right, but to reassure the populace that it is safe and keep them from panicking. Now, whether this is a laudable goal is questionable, but I think that's what they're doing, and an accurate explanation might actually detract from that.

    6. Re:It's not the energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Einstein postulated that light itself consists of individual quanta of energy, later called photons"

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_mechanics

    7. Re:It's not the energy by Trelane · · Score: 1

      E = h \nu

      "It's not that the signal is low energy, it's that the radiation is not at a frequency that can do any damage"

      Given that you say "boost the power to the point where it boiled the water in your cells" I think you're confusing energy (h \nu where nu is the frequency) and power, i.e. energy per second (and power density at that, i.e. energy per square meter per second)

      You get it mostly right, though with "if one photon can't do any damage, neither can a thousand photons." You mean breaking bonds, not heating damage. I.e. it's not "ionizing radiation".

      Even if it doesn't break molecular bonds by being off-resonance, you can heat with it by exciting motion across the whole molecule in e.g. polar molecules like water (and these are dependent upon frequency as well, since molecules "like to" move (i.e. are resonant) in different ways (different modes) and at different frequencies, hence the FCC power recommendations for ham radio even for wavelengths that are large compared to parts of your body). So you can make up for a lack of efficacy (i.e. by being off-resonance) by throwing more power at it (unless, of course, the molecule is completely non-reacting). So you won't get cancer from it, but you can burn yourself by handling an antenna while it's transmitting or by being too close to one (power density falls off as 1/r^2, so being sufficiently far away is perfectly acceptable and thus why hams can be required to put up fencing to keep people away from antennas).

      Of course, wifi transmitters are under 100mW (I think that's the upper limit I've seen) so you can calculate the number of photons being emitted per second, and thus how many photons are being received per second per square meter at some distance from the transmitter, using E=h \nu and the various formulas introduced implicitly above).

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    8. Re:It's not the energy by Trelane · · Score: 1

      Urgh. \. was unresponsive so sorry for the semi-double-post.

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    9. Re:It's not the energy by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>the wavelength is too long to break chemical bonds

      So how long are WiFi's waves? And how "short" do they need to be to cause damage?

      Aside - It's somewhat ironic that Shortwave Radio is called "shortwave" when the waves are actually much longer than the waves used by AM, FM, or TV.

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    10. Re:It's not the energy by vlm · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ionizing radiation doesn't give you headaches and inability to concentrate that goes away on weekends. Exposure to RF at microwave oven, heating-up-your-brain levels could do so a lot more plausibly than ionizing radiation.

      Hmmm, not really. Most peoples brains are very well provided with blood vessels. Good luck cooking a living mammal brain.

      On the other hand, your eyes cornea has very little cooling capacity. Its not difference of a few percent, its a difference of a couple orders of magnitude. Cooked corneas are not transparent, as a generation or two of radar repairmen accidents have unfortunately proven.

      Blasting enough RF to cause heatstroke like effects to the brain over a long term period, are almost certainly high enough to cause instantaneous permanent blindness.

      Suddenly blind people don't really pay attention to a slight headache.

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    11. Re:It's not the energy by vlm · · Score: 1

      So how long are WiFi's waves? And how "short" do they need to be to cause damage?

      About 13 cm. Roughly about 4 times the required electrical length of your antenna, which may be shaped different due to style/marketing. Also vertical stacked antennas provide more gain so you might end up with a multiple of 13/4 cm.

      The phrase you don't know to google for is "electromagnetic spectrum". The short answer is wavelengths in the vaguely hundreds of nanometers range aka UV light.

      Aside - It's somewhat ironic that Shortwave Radio is called "shortwave" when the waves are actually much longer than the waves used by AM, FM, or TV.

      Not entirely wrong, if you ignore the "AM" part. And the historical development of radio, etc.

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    12. Re:It's not the energy by Trelane · · Score: 2, Informative

      Microwave oven: 500-1000W (low-power oven; article mentions up to 2000W http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave_oven)
      (also note that it is concentrated within its shielding, i.e. the microwave, so the power density is quite huge in there)

      Wifi: up to 1W ("normal" is 0.03W: http://www.fcc.gov/pshs/techtopics/techtopics10.html)

      So by comparing a wifi transmitter to a microwave oven, you're glossing over the fact that the microwave is at *least* 500x the power of the wifi transmitter (highest 802.11n power and lowest microwave power) *at the transmitter* (swallow 1/r^2 if you're not right at the transmitter) and more likely (using a midrange 1.33kW and "normal"-ish 33mW to keep the math easy) puts the microwave at 40,000 times the power of the wifi transmitter at the transmitter.

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    13. Re:It's not the energy by Trelane · · Score: 1

      And atomic bonds are on the order of Å (tenths of a nm, or 10^{-10}m, or 10^{-8}cm.

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    14. Re:It's not the energy by Trelane · · Score: 1

      (and, to be sure, that isn't the entire picture; proteins are ginormous and extremely complicated, so "ionizing radiation" is too much of a simplification. To be generous, you could say that we could go up to 100nm, which still leaves us 5 orders of magnitude smaller than the wifi wavelength. heating may do damage, just like any other heating, but you're gonna have to work harder to do the damage, and see the corneas comment above for additional details).

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    15. Re:It's not the energy by xda · · Score: 1

      Well the frequency of WiFi is pretty much the same as a microwave oven, so those frequencies can definitely do damage. a microwave is something like 1200 watts and a WiFi AP is like 1 watt (don't quote me). The way I explain it to people is to think of your WiFi as a candle. You can pretty much almost touch it without any damage to your skin. Your Microwave is more like a bonfire if you get too close it will burn you.

      I always laugh at these people. They are upset over WiFi but they don't care about TV and Radio signals and Cell phone signals... and the SUN!!!!

    16. Re:It's not the energy by Russ1642 · · Score: 2, Informative

      They didn't get it wrong. Their statement is perfectly correct.

      Exactly. The energy isn't a reference to the total energy output of the device but rather the energy of photons at that frequency.

    17. Re:It's not the energy by thethibs · · Score: 1

      how "short" do they need to be to cause damage?

      You need to get to green light.

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    18. Re:It's not the energy by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Wifi typically runs at either 2.4GHz or 5 GHz, and would need to be a hell of a lot higher to do damage. Ultraviolet is at 960,873 GHz. Infrared is at 299,792 GHz.

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    19. Re:It's not the energy by fredc97 · · Score: 1

      Actually I am surprised they are not banning use of microwave ovens before they ban Wifi. The signal strength of the average microwave oven is usually stronger than most access point even with the 'shielding' they have.

    20. Re:It's not the energy by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Thanks. :-)

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    21. Re:It's not the energy by vlm · · Score: 1

      You need to get to green light.

      If you're trying to make a plant comment, the correct answer is red. Plants adsorb red and blue. They're green because they reflect that away. But trees dump their leaves in the fall because of uv and physical damage, not because they got too much visible light.

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    22. Re:It's not the energy by JustinOpinion · · Score: 1
      Your overall point about the safety of WiFi stands, however:

      if one photon can't do any damage, neither can a thousand photons.

      Actually that's only true in the linear regime of optical response. Non-linear optical effects come into play at extremely high intensities. Briefly: because molecular bonds are not perfectly harmonic oscillators, they can in fact interact with frequencies of light outside of their nominal band. So you can have all kinds of interesting effects like frequency doubling or harmonic generation. One manifestation of nonlinear optics is for a molecule to absorb a photon outside of its nominal absorption band (in two-photon absorption, a molecule absorbs, for example, two infrared photons that have a total energy equal to the usual absorption of a single visible-light photon).

      The reason these effects only become pronounced at high light intensities is because the probability of them occurring is exceedingly low, and they are typically multi-photon events (so the probability increases non-linearly as the density of photons increases). Of course, certain classes of molecules are better at amplifying these subtle effects. So, even though a given bond isn't damaged by a single photon of a given wavelength, it actually is possible for that bond to be damaged by a sufficiently high flux of those same low-energy, long-wavelength photons. So, in theory at least, sufficiently intense WiFi could break regular old chemical bonds.

      Your point stands however, as being an exceedingly good approximation for the intensities regular WiFi. The flux of microwave photons you would need to cause absorption with even a single bond would be so ridiculously large that we can safely ignore it.

    23. Re:It's not the energy by DeadboltX · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but wouldn't AM/FM radio be the most prevalent form of wireless technology?

    24. Re:It's not the energy by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Ionizing radiation doesn't give you headaches and inability to concentrate that goes away on weekends. Exposure to RF at microwave oven, heating-up-your-brain levels could do so a lot more plausibly than ionizing radiation.

      Or, I know it's an amazing concept, kids don't like school, get bored by it easily and are stressed when there. What an amazing possibility.

      Of course then parents couldn't find a magical solution to make their kids into the obedient robots they want so magical radio waves it is. I guess the local pharmacies have run out of Ritalin or something.

    25. Re:It's not the energy by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of sudden, short term exposure to very high intensities. In that case there are lots of things that will cook before your brain will.

      I'm thinking more of the gentle warming situation. Yes, your brain has lots of blood vessels. Which go to the rest of your body. Which is also being irradiated and warmed. Of course, you can get the same effect by raising the thermostat a few degrees or sitting close to too many incandescent light bulbs. People who are too warm do tend to have more trouble concentrating. I seriously doubt anybody is showing actual heat stroke symptoms.

      Absolutely, the whole thing is ridiculous, but if you're willing to ignore reality, the warmed-by-RF hypothesis is more plausible than the zapped-by-ionizing-radiation one.

      "Low intensity" is also easier to explain in a sound bite than "non-ionizing."

    26. Re:It's not the energy by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      No, I'm not. You missed my point. The low power of the wifi is the more relevant factor. If you cranked up your wifi transmitter to ridiculous levels you could potentially cause the reported symptoms, through heating, and they would go away when you went home. If you cranked up an ionizing radiation source enough to cause those symptoms, they wouldn't conveniently go away on the weekend. They'd also get worse and worse.

    27. Re:It's not the energy by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of the wrong kind of damage. Microwaves even at 1200watts don't cause headaches, or cancer, or inability to concentrate or any of the other things these nutjobs claim, they simply cause the subject to heat up. This is much the same as putting your hand in boiling water. That doesn't cause cancer either but it'll hurt like all hell. In this case those frequencies definitely do not do damage. The immense power output is what causes the damage.

      Compared to say frequencies like 30PHz which most certainly cause breakdown of organic molecules, and basically give you a slow and painful death even subjected to very modest power output.

    28. Re:It's not the energy by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      When I was in grade eight I used to get sick preferentially on Tuesdays and Thursdays. It didn't take my mother long to figure out those were the days I had health class, taught by the evil principle.

    29. Re:It's not the energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they meant the energy of the photons, not the power output of the wifi transmitters, which would be technically correct.
      "radiofrequency energy emitted from Wi-Fi equipment is extremely low"
      This interpretation makes more sense since they used the term "energy" as opposed to "power". It may help you to remember that a photon's energy and frequency are not independent: e=h(nu) iirc

    30. Re:It's not the energy by Eivind · · Score: 1

      The "warmed-by-rf" hypothesis is so implausible it's not even laughable.

      Are you telling me that having a -one- watt omnidirectional rf-transmitter 10-100 feet from my head, will provide any measureable heating of anything ?

      We're not talking raising the temperature one degree here, more like 0.000000001 degree.

      If you put a 100W directional transmitter 5 feet away, sure, you'd feel the heat, similar to sitting close to a very weak oven.

      But that's not the energy-levels we're talking of here.

    31. Re:It's not the energy by vlm · · Score: 1

      "Low intensity" is also easier to explain in a sound bite than "non-ionizing."

      And it makes anyone whom knows physics vomit. Two entirely different concepts analogous to current vs voltage.

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    32. Re:It's not the energy by vlm · · Score: 1

      If you put a 100W directional transmitter 5 feet away, sure, you'd feel the heat, similar to sitting close to a very weak oven.

      Doesn't work. Ask your local ham radio operator. Takes at least 500 watts and at least a yard away before you notice, if you're paying close attention. Think of standing next to a light bulb and you get the idea.

      Its actually quite dangerous, if you think about it. You can't sense RF until crazy high levels, but at the lower levels the voltages and currents on the antenna are high enough to cause nasty burns. IF it was theoretically possible for people to sense RF, then why would RF burns be so "unavoidable".

      Unavoidable in quotes because smart people treat antennas hooked up to transmitters like smart people handle firearms, its always transmitting much like all firearms are treated as always loaded, etc.

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    33. Re:It's not the energy by thethibs · · Score: 1

      Why would I want to make a plant comment? My real name isn't Suzuki. Did I miss a joke in there somewhere?

      Green light is very short wave length radiation--the threshold for photons that can break bonds and do serious damage.

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    34. Re:It's not the energy by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      No, I'm not. Why don't you go back and read my post? Better read the whole thread while you're at it.

      Okay, done? The original comment was that Health Canada should have said wifi isn't dangerous because it's non-ionizing not because it's low intensity.

      My comment was that IF you had a high intensity source, 100W, 500W, 2 kW, whatever, you might be able to get something like the reported symptoms. If on the other hand you had an ionizing source strong enough to cause those symptoms, they wouldn't disappear on weekends and after a few days trouble concentrating would be the least of your worries.

      Yes, both situations are ridiculous. One is slightly less ridiculous than the other.

    35. Re:It's not the energy by Eivind · · Score: 1

      lightbulbs are pretty nondirectional, atleast most of them. If you stand 5 feet away from a pretty narrow-beam 100W spotlight - you *can* feel it.

    36. Re:It's not the energy by vlm · · Score: 1

      If you stand 5 feet away from a pretty narrow-beam 100W spotlight - you *can* feel it.

      I'm sensing a mythbusters episode coming on... bring Kari and Obama.

      I donno about that, you've roughly described my basement lighing system, track light around the perimeter with R-20 or whatever beams every couple feet focused to reflect off the walls. Yes I'm aware it draws about a kilowatt and I like it that way. 7 cents per hour is by far the least of my operating expenses when I'm in my workroom / lab / whatever you call it.

      60 watts on an adjustable/flexible arm worklight a foot from my head, I'll sweat, eventually.

      Now a thousand watt infrared "quartz tube" heater, 5 feet away, that I'll notice.

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  14. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    won't somebody please think of the children! That is, how will they get their porn in school?

  15. So in case it's not clear... by TheSpoom · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Canadian government is saying "Whoa, seriously, people, wi-fi won't kill you."

    It's the crazy admin folk in charge of these specific schools that are making the rest of us look bad.

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  16. health effects. no. education effects, definitely by Sir_Sri · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While the health argument is nonsense, there are a lot of very good reasons to ban wifi in public schools. If the school doesn't have a laptop policy then the students probably shouldn't use them, too much to go wrong, both on a support end and on the student effectively using the tools side of things. I went to both public and highschool in ontario, admittedly, quite a few years ago, but there wasn't really any time except maybe lunch that we would have had anywhere suitable to want a wifi connection anyway. You were either in class, and supposed to be paying attention to the front of the room, or on your way home. And if you actually needed internet access for something legitimate, well there were lots of computers around you had access to. Installing and running a wifi network if it doesn't fit with how the school operates seems unnecessary.

    This school in question only goes to grade 6 it looks like. I sort of think that 10-11 year olds probably shouldn't have laptops at school, or smartphones or any of the other modern wifi connected gadgets which sap attention and productivity from the rest of us. They aren't really ready for that responsibility, both in value of stuff or in time management. Highschool might be different, but in public school you get a couple of 15 minute breaks, and some time at lunch, otherwise you aren't supposed to be there. In grade six they're still learning to measure angles with protractors and learning to guess the meanings of words they don't know (source: http://www.edu.gov.on.ca/eng/curriculum/elementary/grade6.html) . Looking up angle on wikipedia and finding formal definitions using trig functions seems like it's probably going to do more harm than good. Even if you want to argue a grade 6 kid might be ok with a laptop, grade 4 and 5 are pretty young to be using wireless devices on their own initiative.

    On top of all that you get into issues of what has access to the network, and how do you enforce that policy, and if you're going to provide access how do you make it fair for students without the financial means to get laptops etc.

    Like I say, in a school that only goes to grade 6 it's a bit different than the usual primary schools that go to grade 8 or a highschool or the like. 8 and 9 year old kids are still learning to write on lined paper, they aren't really ready for constant internet access, and by the time they are, they aren't at this school anyway.

  17. Did they run out of tin foil? by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

    I think the fear of wifi and just anything generating signals or god forbid magnetism is worse than the actual effects of it.

    What about all the satellites beaming down radio waves at GHz frequencies? surely that does some harm? who's for a tinfoil umbrella?

    1. Re:Did they run out of tin foil? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Wait, I thought magnetism was good for us? Isn't that how Q-Ray turns industrial waste into attractive and healthful ionizing bracelets?

  18. Where there's blame, there's a claim by gilesjuk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can see it now, parents suing for past 'damage' caused by wifi.

  19. Not sure this belongs in 'idle' by Jinker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anti-scientific 'ban everything' movements are the flipside of the pro-CO^2 believers. People who think they intuitively know more than those who study that field in particular who have research to back up their claims.

    It's a failing of our education system that more people don't understand science, the concept. You don't need to understand all the branches of science. You just need to know that 'my kid complains of headaches at school' does not mean you can pin the blame on WiFi without any further tests.

    1. Re:Not sure this belongs in 'idle' by BlackBloq · · Score: 1

      pro-CO^2? Get a life! Use your brain! Stop being a dick puppet for big oil.

  20. Just some background by Demonantis · · Score: 2

    This was probably caused by the same idiots that are trying to push non fluoridated water on us (http://www.waterloowatch.com/). Ontario for some reason seems inundated with quacks and people that think they know whats best for us recently regardless of their education.

    1. Re:Just some background by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Ontario for some reason seems inundated with quacks and people that think they know whats best for us recently regardless of their education.

      Yeah, it's called Parliament. :-P

      But, seriously, I'm sure that all of the other provinces have groups that try to push equally stupid things.

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    2. Re:Just some background by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

      This was probably caused by the same idiots that are trying to push non fluoridated water on us (http://www.waterloowatch.com/). Ontario for some reason seems inundated with quacks and people that think they know whats best for us recently regardless of their education.

      Ok, at risk of defending jackassery, I gotta respond to that. "push non flouridated water on us"? Water isn't naturally flouridated to any reasonable level, the flouridation is added. It's flouridated water that is being "pushed" on people because they're not give the choice. It may be well below the level of toxicity, but asking to not be exposed to a toxic chemical just because some people refuse to brush their goddamn teeth isn't exactly a radical position.

    3. Re:Just some background by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Must be the nuclear reactors. ;)

    4. Re:Just some background by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Try looking up the effects of flouridation. It's had a positive impact. It's not just about "helping people who refuse to brush their teeth." I'd provide you links, but seriously, put in some damn effort before you sound off.

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    5. Re:Just some background by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

      I'd provide you links, but seriously, put in some damn effort before you sound off.

      right back atcha. fluoridation undeniable DOES have positive effects, but only in the complete absence of what we would call minimal dental hygiene. Water fluoridation is by necessity about 1/100th the level of fluoride in toothpaste. If you're actually brushing your teeth with modern toothpaste, fluoridated water is literally like throwing one more straw on a haystack.

      People who actually brush their teeth with fluoride paste get zero benefit from fluoridated water.

    6. Re:Just some background by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      but asking to not be exposed to a toxic chemical just because some people refuse to brush their goddamn teeth isn't exactly a radical position.

      It should be noted that in sufficient quantity, water itself is toxic.

    7. Re:Just some background by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Water isn't naturally flouridated to any reasonable level

      Incorrect. Naturally fluoridated groundwater (in excess of 1.5mg/L, which is above typical artificial fluoridation levels of 0.5 to 1.0 mg/L) is found around the great lakes and in the south-western United States. Also in most of Argentina, parts of Africa, and pockets of Asia, particularly northern China.

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    8. Re:Just some background by Demonantis · · Score: 1

      I am not arguing that it should be placed in the water, but at least I can recognize where my knowledge is deficient and decision should be given to a more knowledgeable body. That is what I mean by push. They are trying to force voters into making an uninformed decisions.

  21. Re:Ontario must have the stupidest people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This must be the lowest intelligence population in the northern hemisphere.

    I would say that goes to people with "creation museums" and those who have voted Pi to be three ... all Americans. Now go fuck yourself.

  22. Can't expect common sense from a Catholic school.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why start now with regards to wi-fi?

  23. Is Ontario Canadian for Califronia? by LWATCDR · · Score: 0

    Really it sounds like something you would hear about in some super "liberal" area of California or Santa Fe New Mexico. Some child has a miss aligned aura and Wifi is to blame. Poor kid had to get aromatherapy for a week to get back to normal.
    Sorry Canada just glad it isn't us this time.

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  24. Re:health effects. no. education effects, definite by sl149q · · Score: 1

    You don't think kids should be allowed to use laptops and the best way to accomplish that is to ban wifi?

  25. In other News by Lanteran · · Score: 1

    In other news, schoolitis has reached record infection rates; experts recommend an immediate quarantine for the infected.

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  26. Irrational beliefs by vlm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    OK /. help me match the list of irrational beliefs with the county.

    Canadians think RF affects the body in a non-thermal way, which is hilarious.

    South Koreans believe in fan death

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death

    (North Koreans don't have the electricity to run the fans...)

    USA has all kinds of irrational beliefs vaguely revolving around religion, abstinence education works, creation science etc.

    Any other "funny" ones?

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    1. Re:Irrational beliefs by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Uh, it's not "Canadians," it's "Ontarians." Even BC (pot central) ain't that stupid.

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    2. Re:Irrational beliefs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Australian Drop Bears.
      We don't actually believe it, but will convince tourists of their existence.

    3. Re:Irrational beliefs by fredc97 · · Score: 1

      Fan death, that is really cool ! I'm a big fan of fan death !

    4. Re:Irrational beliefs by VShael · · Score: 1

      In the UK, their National Health Service supports (as in, will pay for) Homeopathic treatments.

    5. Re:Irrational beliefs by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_types_in_Japanese_culture

      There is a popular belief in Japan that a person's ABO blood type or ketsueki-gata is predictive of his personality, temperament, and compatibility with others.

      Ultimately deriving from ideas of historical scientific racism, the popular belief originates with publications by Masahiko Nomi in the 1970s. The scientific community dismisses such beliefs as superstition or pseudoscience.

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    6. Re:Irrational beliefs by drolli · · Score: 1

      i was devastated when a colleague of mine, 31years old, speaking fluent english and holding a Phd in physics startes to teach me on blood types like it was science.......

  27. Re:health effects. no. education effects, definite by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    It sounds like they're using wifi as a shortcut to hook up the lab computers. No need to run a zillion cables, just drop a wireless router in the lab somewhere.

    Having once wired my high school with ethernet, it actually sounds like an excellent idea. Even better when you consider that the ceiling tiles in my high school were made with asbestos.

  28. ignorance is too common by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To all the people who doubt there are people sentive to radio frenquencies, you would feel different if you could barely go outside without being bombarded with headaches. Its beyond me why there are idiots out there that think that if it dosent affect them, its perfectly safe.

    If this was any other tech, one which has been thrown around with no real research for health effect like wifi, there would be a public outcry. But since the people whos lives it ruins are a small number, people dont care.

    As far as I am concerned, if you dont know how these things affect people you need to pull your head out of your ass.

    1. Re:ignorance is too common by twidarkling · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Since there's been studies where these "electrosensitives" were placed in Faraday cages, but told they weren't in one, still had symptoms, and when they were placed in places they were told blocked signals, but didn't, and still "got better," yeah, I think that it's okay to think people like that are full of shit.

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    2. Re:ignorance is too common by fredc97 · · Score: 1

      Have you tried not looking directly at the sun ? Also I sincerely hope you are not using a microwave for popcorn if you are electro sensitive...

    3. Re:ignorance is too common by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      yeah, I think that it's okay to think people like that are full of shit.

      This is one of the key difficulties in dealing with any contentious issue. Some people really are alarmists, hypochondriacs, hysterical and ignorant. I've met them. I've even walked away from groups working to protest cell towers because of certain individuals who were loud and loony and made everybody look crazy by association. --And who, in discussion, were not even able to understand the basics of why there is concern. They were over-emotional and dramatic.

      Considering the kooks on one side and the rude and ignorant on the other side who demand evidence and then refuse to look at it, (this is FAR more common than one might suppose), I sometimes think that people deserve to live in toxic environs.

      Basically, humans are very stupid, very easy to manipulate, and 99% of the time, they don't want anything resembling truth if it will interfere with their pre-established comfortable patterns.

      But in regard to your post, while offering an interesting example of how easy it is for people to fool themselves, I hope you recognize that this does not actually do anything to disprove the effects of EMR on cell tissue and the human nervous system in particular.

      Idiots jumping up and down are just idiots jumping up and down. There is plenty of real science available for review and the concepts of sympathetic resonance, modulated frequencies and coherent wave forms are all pretty simple to understand. I find it sad that so many people who are so certain of their side of the fence have invested so little in actually understanding the principles involved.

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  29. Re:health effects. no. education effects, definite by Altus · · Score: 1

    lets say you want to give every classroom in a school a computer. You can either run cable to every classroom and set up multiple drops so the computer can be in different places, or you can blanket the entire school in a wifi network.

    Now sure, some schools had wires in place from before wifi was common, but if you were trying to retrofit an old school wifi would probably look pretty appealing.

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  30. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm from Meaford... There are many highly educated level headed people in the community.. unfortunately most no longer have children in the system. This school, i suspect, is now populated by the spawn of the "government mind control in flu shot, Illuminati, Capricorn one" crowd...

    Oh yes, town is also full of retired hippies.. which is not a bad thing.

  31. Laptops give off major EM radiation by presidenteloco · · Score: 1

    Try holding your AM radio close to your laptop (or desktop computer for that matter).

    Right now the health effects of various kinds of EM fields or various kinds of modulations of fields,
    if those health effects exist, appear to be below the threshold at which
    our current population health studies can reliably detect the correlations or
    causal effects.

    So we are left in the uncomfortable position of saying "we don't know", and we don't even
    have any well-founded probabilistic guesses.

    When you are in a "we don't know" state about some purported causal connection, you either
    have to study it more, with better and larger, and more expensive studies, or you have to just
    live with a "we don't know" state.

    The problem with "we don't know" states is that literally, your guess is as good as mine.

    So here we have a case where there are clear benefits to a technology, and no proven health impacts,
    but some people have concerns. If I were those parents, I would be much more concerned about
    sugar & simple-carbohydrate poisoning effects of the kind of food and drinks the students are probably
    consuming in and around school. That's something we can prove is going to kill a lot of them before
    ripe old age.

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    1. Re:Laptops give off major EM radiation by vlm · · Score: 1

      So we are left in the uncomfortable position of saying "we don't know", and we don't even
      have any well-founded probabilistic guesses.

      You have a perfectly good probabilistic guess that it seems to cause less than one person-death per billion centuries of exposure. An upper bound should be pretty obvious.

      Don't forget working on theoretical provable models. There appears to be no reason under any known physics chemistry or biology for low level RF to have non-thermal effects, despite the general fields being studied very closely, and the specific question being studied.

      Also experimentation. I wouldn't shove a kid into a megawatt class radar waveguide for its entire life, but I'd think about shoving a multi-generational hamster colony in. And, assuming you keep the rodent away from the anode circuits (boring old electrocution) nothing really seems to happen over the long term, despite crazy high exposures.

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    2. Re:Laptops give off major EM radiation by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      major sorry wifi is limited to very low power levels except for point to point links on top of towers that only professionals are allowed to install.
      and sorry to be blunt but if you don't know about the inverse square law - what are you doing on slashdot?

    3. Re:Laptops give off major EM radiation by jeff4747 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Right now the health effects of various kinds of EM fields or various kinds of modulations of fields, if those health effects exist, appear to be below the threshold at which our current population health studies can reliably detect the correlations or causal effects.

      Actually, there's these things called "physics" and "biology". When you understand them, you are able to demonstrate that "electrosensitives" are full of shit.

      Or should I get just as much consideration for a theory that orange light causes cancer? The effect is below what we can measure with our current methodology, but it exists! We must ban all orange!

  32. A proposal by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    I say lets do an experiment. We'd have to be somewhat deceitful but lets get these people who are 'allergic' to RF into what we tell them is a RF quiet room. We could even employ props to make it seem as though it were. But the reality, we can bombard the room with RF while we have them fill out a questionaire on how they feel vis a vis RF illness. Betcha that they'd be hollering for joy that they're in an RF free space.

    1. Re:A proposal by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      It's been done, and it's been proven that they were full of shit. The best one was a transmitter was erected near a bunch of people who then immediately started complaining about symptoms. Too bad the transmitter hadn't been turned on at any point.

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    2. Re:A proposal by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      Thanks for reminding me about that one. But as in all science, one needs to be able to replicate the experiment so what I proposed is a different way to do the same thing.

  33. And here is your by re_organeyes · · Score: 0

    Tinfoil Hat!

  34. What Wifi? by thewils · · Score: 1

    I occasionally visit various schools to play badminton in the gym. The schools are on their own grounds and usually have one or two WiFi hotspots set up. Contrast that to downtown (Vancouver BC), where I walk around checking the iPod for WiFi hotspots and am usually in range of twenty or so. Compared to the downtown core (or even the suburbs where every house has it's own hotspot) schools are a relatively WiFi-free zone.

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    1. Re:What Wifi? by monkyyy · · Score: 1

      ive got like 8 ish wifi spots at my school and they are as closed minded about tech as all the rest

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  35. I'm fine with this... by bubkus_jones · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't see a problem with a lack of wifi in schools (with an exception for College/University, and only in designated areas), but not because of any supposed medical reasons.

    What reason would any grade-school kid need wifi access for, anyways? What device would a grade school kid have that would even have use for wifi? A laptop? Why would a grade school kid have one? Even if they did, what use would the make of it in school (on a regular enough basis to warrant a wifi network)? A wifi enabled cell phone? You don't need wifi to make a call or send a text, and the phone should be off during class anyways.

  36. There are other reasons.... by BitterOak · · Score: 1

    There are other legitimate reasons to ban wi-fi in schools besides health concerns, especially at lower grade levels. It is very hard to teach a classroom full of students who are IMing with their friends, checking their e-mail, and updating their Facebook page. Sometimes it is nice to allow students to use computers to work on class assignments or take notes without allowing them access to the global Internet.

    Why does everyone always assume the nuttiest reasons for any decision that a school makes?

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  37. And THESE are the people.... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    ...who are teaching the next generation. Explains a lot.

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  38. Re:It's not the energy - AMAZING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...if one photon can't do any damage, neither can a thousand photons.

    Thats my philosophy on drinking!!!

  39. WiFi is ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... the new peanuts.

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  40. It's a mold problem by js3 · · Score: 1

    I know some people will be "yay banned wifi" and all that jazz but if children are really getting sick, taking a stab in the dark would stop them from getting sick. I suspect the real problem is mold or poor airflow, but hey lets ban wifi because it makes our parents feel better, while our health problems continously get worse and last through adult years.

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  41. Re:health effects. no. education effects, definite by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

    I think every school in the province has had wired Ethernet connections in it for years. Wireless just adds access control issues.

  42. Meanwhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The kids are all at home playing the PS3 and Wii and Xbox off a Wireless router and all have their own cellphones. Stupid parents seem to think School WiFi > Home WiFi.

  43. what about the symptoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The children are complaining about headaches while at school. There may really be something wrong with their environment. A responsible school official would look for issues relating to these symptoms. For example, there could be temperature issues, air quality issues, air pressure or insulation issues, background noise issues, vibrational issues, squeaky chalk boards etc. But likely it is due to a recent switch to energy efficient lighting. That is where I would look first. If they are using crappy lighting or have a noisy setting... try to resolve one of these issues in a single room and survey the kids to see if this provides any remedy.

    Applying fear based pseudo-science is dangerous as it rejects finding real causes and will not help (likely hinder) their education.

    This assumes there is a real quantifiable issue. ie: does this sound like a problem: "student gets headache while trying to learn new concepts in school?". The solution could be advil.

  44. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tinfoil tuques, anyone?

  45. Radio is more prevalent than Wi-Fi and cell phone by psychonaut · · Score: 1

    Wi-Fi is the second most prevalent form of wireless technology next to cell phones.

    Well, depending on how you define "prevalent", I'd say that radio and television are even more prevalent than Wi-Fi and cell phones. At any given location in Canada I think you're more likely to be within receiving range of a wireless radio or television signal than a Wi-Fi or cell phone signal.

  46. Not the firstCommunity battles microwave tower by Alsee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    iBurst Microwave tower in Craigavon link

    Step 1: iBurst erects broadband microwave tower in community.
    Step 2: Community forms a 'Task Force' for hearings on health complaints "several rash cases were presented in person and by photo... Headaches, nausea, tinnitus, dry burning itchy skins, gastric imbalances and totally disrupted sleep patterns, especially with some of the children". Residents give testimony that symptoms only subside when they leave the area of the tower, and symptoms return when they return to their homes around the tower.
    Step 3: iBurst attends meeting and listens to documented health complaints with great interest, and responds Oh by the way, we turned the tower off more than 6 weeks ago. Idiots.

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  47. For example by forge33 · · Score: 1

    The college I went to: - Did not allow non school laptops to use the wifi. - In all my computer science courses was not allowed to bring my laptop to work and take notes (I brought it anyways). - Profs spied on kids, accessing usb drives etc without their knowledge using various tools - Removed all docking stations and network ports from open working areas - The list goes on from a school that calls itself an institute of technology. Nice

  48. DHMO? by MrStuka · · Score: 1

    Where's the ban on Dihydrogen monoxide?
    Don't they know how many it kills around the globe annually?!

    "Dihydrogen Monoxide, or DHMO, is a colorless and odorless chemical that kills or maims thousands each year, primarily through accidental inhalation. It has also been revealed to be a causative agent in many environmental exposure incidents, industrial contaminations, automobile accidents, and property damage. The dollar amount losses caused, and the lives impacted, by the DHMO threat are virtually innumerable."

    Won't somebody think of the children!

  49. Hmm... by millennial · · Score: 1

    IIRC, there's actually a single crank going around and advising people to institute these bans. It's literally the same person behind it all.

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  50. I'm not surprised... by thehermit · · Score: 1

    ...I've met people from Meaford.

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  51. Re:fuck me by Pseudonym+Authority · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    lol why u mad thou?

  52. Re:health effects. no. education effects, definite by flimflammer · · Score: 1

    This isn't about kids having laptops or smartphones in school. This is about the school infrastructure. The students wouldn't be on this network anyway. It's purely for the benefit of school administration.

  53. I read about it about two months ago by gagol · · Score: 1

    Basically a bunch of their students claimed to have some obscure heatth issues (read Mommy, I dont wanna go to school cuz I feel sick). The parents went over the board with the issue... My bet is, most parent probably have wireless phones (2.4GHz, 5GHz) in the home... they say Happy are the Ignorants!

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  54. Simple solution by phorm · · Score: 1

    Turn off the wifi for a month. DON'T tell anyone. If the headaches persist, it wasn't the wifi.

  55. Maybe we can make it better by making it worse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we can't make it better, maybe we can make it worse.
    some group has a moronathon like this.

    Point out all the other "dangerous" things.

    Ultraviolet from fluorescent lights.
    Blue light hazard from LED lighting.
    Electromagnetic radiation from the electrical wiring.
    Cancer risk from cooked food. Milk, egg, wheat, etc. allergies from cafeteria food. Genetically modified food, antibiotics in meat and milk.
    Chlorine and fluorine in the water.
    Viruses from other students. Require that they all wear masks and put HEPA air filters everywhere.
    Toxic chemicals used to produce synthetic fabrics. No synthetics. Pesticides used on cotton. Cruel and inhumane conditions on sheep farms. No wool or cotton.
    Carcinogens in plastics. No plastic products in the school. No vinyl floors, no synthetic carpets. No varnished or painted wood products. No pesticides to kill the cockroaches. No cleaning chemicals used inside the building.

  56. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I still fail to see why wifi is even necessary in schools at all. Anyone who has worked in the education field knows almost all of the schools already have a sufficient wired connection for their computer labs and classrooms. The vast majority of the use on their schools wifi will become students connecting their phones to the access points so they can check their Facebook in class.

    Some one give me a good reason why they need it. I don't support the "it's bad for your health" position, but I can't really see any positive benefits of the wifi either.

  57. The media is to blame... by hilather · · Score: 1

    As a resident of Ontario, I can tell you that lately there has been a huge media campaign against WIFI. It seems every time I flip the channel to a news network they are interviewing some "professor" or "doctor" that is confirming that WIFI is a threat to young kids in schools. All it takes is a few clips of a guy wearing a lab coat to convince everyone...

  58. Re:Wait a minute...part 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OH and a recent study with actual scientists was actually published in the local paper with loads a data and all that showing wifi at the levels we use is not harmful....its a catholic school anyhting to reduce technology for the kids to better control them and any excuse will do.

  59. Shameful! by Nabeel_co · · Score: 1

    This is the single most offensive thing I have ever heard come out of MY public school system. I am ashamed, not only that this is happening in my country, but that this is occurring in my home province, and near my home town.

    What detritus, and to think it's coming out of the people who teach our kids.

    I can not explain how much this upsets me. Shameful.

    Let the witch hunt begin.

  60. Silent, blinking death by tonique · · Score: 1

    Didn't you know wifi eats babies? http://www.tikirobot.net/wp/2007/11/04/sf-prop-j-zomg-wifi-eats-babies11/

    (Originally by wellingtongrey.net)

  61. first? second? by SgtKeeling · · Score: 1

    What is the first most prevalent form of wireless technology next to cell phones?

  62. My elementry school by sunyjim · · Score: 1

    That's so funny, this is the elementary school i went to as a kid. In the time of drab boxy brick boxes painted institutional green, this was an open concept designed school, the library had 30 foot ceilings with a small sunfish style sailboat in it for an interesting place to read. It's education program was as progressive as it's design... Sad to see that they've gone from that, to this sort of idiocy. What's next FM radio waves are causing brain cancer? What about HDTV air broadcasts, maybe that's why the kids in 2020 will have ADHD. LOL

  63. Re:health effects. no. education effects, definite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beat me to it. I didn't know that the school went up to sixth grade, my thinking was that five, six, seven year olds have no reason for wi-fi in public schools. Students need internet? That is what the computer lab is for! The only reason for wifi is laptops and smart phones, and students, especially kindergarteners, first graders, second graders and such, really have no reason for these in the classroom. If they do, I doubt they are on PBS Kids, they are probably IMing or on Facebook or Limewire. There is absolutely no educational advantage to wi-fi in elementary schools.

  64. Terrible editing again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell is up with the phrasing "know it all scientists" in the article?!

    Terrible editing, suggests bias in the editors... oh wait, its slashdot.