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Bicycle Thief Barred From Using Encryption

An anonymous reader writes "A teenager found in possession of a stolen bicycle was given probation, with a whole bunch of computer-related restrictions. He wasn't allowed to use social networks or instant messaging. He wasn't allowed to use a computer that had 'encryption, hacking, cracking, scanning, keystroke monitoring, security testing, steganography, Trojan or virus software.' The kid appealed, noting that the restrictions on social networking seemed overly broad, and restricting him from using a computer with a virus was difficult since viruses and trojans and the like tend to try to stay hidden, so he might not know. While the court overturned the restrictions on social networking, and changed the terms of computer restrictions to include the word 'knowingly,' it did keep the restriction on against using any computer with encryption software. Remember, this isn't someone convicted of malicious computer crimes, but of receiving a stolen bicycle. So why is perfectly reasonable encryption software not allowed? And what computer these days doesn't have encryption software?"

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  1. need more input by yagu · · Score: 5, Insightful
    well, the bulk of real information about the said thief in TFA says he "recieved a stolen motorcycle". This isn't much to go on and get a sense of how or why the sanctions were applied. Considering the dearth of underlying exposition, this article qualifies as a non sequitur.

    Some additional information worth introducing to the discussion:

    • "how" the thief received said stolen motorcycle
    • "why" /. summary would describe motorcycle as "bicycle"
    • "if" there were computer-related activity leading to discovery and tracking of said thief.
    • etc.
    1. Re:need more input by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would also be useful to know where this took place. NYC? Rural Nebraska?

    2. Re:need more input by rotide · · Score: 2, Informative

      Reading the court document posted in TFA, there is no mention of the crime being related to or associated with a computer of any kind. There was mention of a pellet gun, some drug use, etc. No mention of a computer.

    3. Re:need more input by yagu · · Score: 1

      yes, that would be sub-bullet one of many under "etc."... :-)

    4. Re:need more input by lgw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The way things are going, I believe it's only a matter of time before encryption is simply outlawed, excepting in-flight encryption where there's some provision for the government to listen in. Encryption makes totalitarian control slightly inconvenient. While the constitution prevents some of the easy anwsers that other countries have already used, we'll find some excuse like this - commit any crime (especially the crime of being a ferner) and lose the "privilege" of encryption forever.

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    5. Re:need more input by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      This isn't much to go on and get a sense of how or why the sanctions were applied. Considering the dearth of underlying exposition, this article qualifies as a non sequitur.

      You are right, the article was lame without cites.
      So I applied a little google-fu and came up with the ruling.
      I've never seen that preamble about "not for publication" before so I can't really say how long it will stay at that URL.

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    6. Re:need more input by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      • "why" /. summary would describe motorcycle as "bicycle"

      To maintain the exemplary journalistic standards already displayed in the Google Tax story.

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    7. Re:need more input by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      The good news is that in this era of corporate influences over government - If the government pushes hard for crackdowns on encryption again, the banking industry will push back again and win.

      Outlawing encryption would do serious damage to our already shaky economy. Eliminating confidence in encryption of financial transactions (especially browser SSL) would be VERY detrimental to commerce.

      So regarding the TFA - Is he even banned from using an SSL-enabled browser for online commerce?

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    8. Re:need more input by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Is that the type of thing that would have to be in the court documents in order to have any effect on the punishment? If he had, for example, simply used facebook to see when a classmate of his with a nice motorcycle was going to be on vacation so he could steal it, that would normally be part of the court documents you mentioned?

      (obviously IANAL)

    9. Re:need more input by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      TFA includes a Scribd copy of the appeal. "State of California".

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    10. Re:need more input by icebike · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Received a stolen motorcycle, probably suggests the receiving was arranged on the internet.

      The court documents state that he only knew the seller as Skye (note the odd spelling, something you wouldn't know unless communication was in writing).

      The only documents you casually read were the Appeal, not the original court documents.

      The kid has a record as long as your arm.

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    11. Re:need more input by geekoid · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You will note that this was a violation of probation. So it probably relates to a previous crime the we do not know.

      Was he using online contact to acquire drug contacts? to find pellet gun targets? To associated with people who encourage this behavior? Is he dealing with parent issues? It said he is a ward of the court. I'm not sure if that just means he was arrested, or if he is in foster care.

      My point being, there is a lot of information we just don't have. And seeing how he only wanted a loosening of their restrictions, it seems he knows why as well.

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    12. Re:need more input by jgagnon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Also worthy to note: nearly every OS in common use today includes some sort of encryption software. Might as well bar someone from using a computer completely.

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    13. Re:need more input by icebike · · Score: 4, Funny

      It would also be useful to know where this took place. NYC? Rural Nebraska?

      Follow the link to the article.

      Oh, what was I thinking, this is slashdot.

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    14. Re:need more input by iiii · · Score: 1

      So it's in California, Superior Court of San Diego County. And he was nabbed "less than two weeks after his annual review on a prior offense of shooting a person with a pellet gun."

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    15. Re:need more input by mujadaddy · · Score: 1

      Encryption makes totalitarian control slightly inconvenient.

      Wow, nice. This should be sigged.

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    16. Re:need more input by Smallpond · · Score: 4, Funny

      Received a stolen motorcycle, probably suggests the receiving was arranged on the internet.

      The court documents state that he only knew the seller as Skye (note the odd spelling, something you wouldn't know unless communication was in writing).

      The only documents you casually read were the Appeal, not the original court documents.

      The kid has a record as long as your arm.

      Probably in the the Receive stolen goods section of Craigslist.

    17. Re:need more input by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The court document in TFA says what he was on probation for: shooting a person with a pellet gun.

    18. Re:need more input by Lennie · · Score: 1

      How do you mean almost ? Let's see, QNX, Symbian, iPhone, Android has IPSEC support, so has Windows XP and every version after that. Workstation or Server. Same with Linux and Mac OS X.

      But it is good to see that encryption in hardware was still allowed. ;-)

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    19. Re:need more input by Lennie · · Score: 1

      Correction about Android, I'm not sure, but I think it does include the ssh-client.

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    20. Re:need more input by jgagnon · · Score: 1

      That was to cover my ass for those anal types that would point to a Commodore 64 in active use today and say it doesn't include encryption. They're still "common" in some circles. /shrug :p

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    21. Re:need more input by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the Judge is one of those doting parents who believes that the Internet is only used for viewing pornography and social illicit substance networking......oh wait

    22. Re:need more input by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All Browsers Support Encryption... Anything that stores or transmits a password... Encryption is part of day to day life on computers..

    23. Re:need more input by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      • "how" the thief received said stolen motorcycle

      He downloaded and decrypted one off a hacked facebook account.

      • "why" /. summary would describe motorcycle as "bicycle"

      This is Slashdot, you must be new here

    24. Re:need more input by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      The court documents state that he only knew the seller as Skye (note the odd spelling, something you wouldn't know unless communication was in writing).

      Everyone I've ever known with a name that sounds like "sky"* has spelled it with a trailing e. Is there an alternative spelling?

      *All 1 of them

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    25. Re:need more input by Hertzyscowicz · · Score: 1

      The person the bike was received from was "a guy [J.J.] knew only as 'Skye' ". The nonstandard spelling suggests a screen-name. Interestingly, the appeal doesn't reference Kevin Mitnick's trial (although I'll be surprised if that one wasn't brought out as a precedent somewhere).

    26. Re:need more input by insufflate10mg · · Score: 1

      I've met two people named "Skye" ... both spelled the same way.

    27. Re:need more input by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Received a stolen motorcycle, probably suggests the receiving was arranged on the internet.

      The court documents state that he only knew the seller as Skye (note the odd spelling, something you wouldn't know unless communication was in writing).

      The only documents you casually read were the Appeal, not the original court documents.

      The kid has a record as long as your arm.

      Probably in the the Receive stolen goods section of Craigslist.

      Don't forget: offers to ship stolen goods are 100% fraudulent.

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    28. Re:need more input by DrSkwid · · Score: 1
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    29. Re:need more input by dubbreak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ..And seeing how he only wanted a loosening of their restrictions, it seems he knows why as well.

      OR he isn't concerned about the other restrictions because they don't apply to him. A smart person would question all restrictions that don't seem related to the crime, your average person will only be concerned with ones that directly affect them.

      Imagine the restrictions were:
      -flying in a hot air ballon
      -guided fishing trips along the amazon
      -eating hot dogs

      Most people would internally think, "Heh, I'd never do that shit anyhow.. joke's on them." in regards to the first two but yell, "Hell naw, ya can't take 'way my HOTDOGS!"

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    30. Re:need more input by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      He'll have to use an OS that doesn't store passwords.

      Time to get out the C64

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    31. Re:need more input by mlts · · Score: 1

      That battle was fought and lost in the mid 1990s. We came perilously close to becoming dependent on the Clipper Chip for encryption needs, even with the fact that Skipjack was broken quickly, and the LEAF fields could be zeroed out by blackhats.

      The front has moved from the encryption algorithm itself (the safe) to how it is implemented (the lock on the safe). A few ways to decrypt these days:

      1: Rubber hose decryption. Cheap, has an XKCD panel, low tech, and generally almost always works given enough "rounds". If really important, the rubber hose "decryption operators" can "invite" family and friends to the get together.

      2: Compromise of the host computer. This can be by a keylogger in software, a hardware keylogger (KeyKatcher), pushing out malware via an operating system's update facility just to one certain GUID or computer serial number, evil maid attack, or one of many numerous ways. In fact, the first thing the blackhats will do is gun for the endpoint because computers are so easy to compromise. TrueCrypt present? Easy to replace the MBR with a keylogger that sets aside the passphrase to part of the boot track for pickup later, and there are zero defenses against this [1].

      3: Compromise of the algorithm's implementation. If the algorithm is used in ECB mode, it is a lot less secure than modes which use block numbers and HMACs so two blocks with identical data have different cyphertext outputs.

      4: CAs. How can one be sure that some of the offshore CAs in your Web browser actually are honest in saying www.bank.com is really that, and not being paid to hand a www.bank.com cert to www.blackhatsrus.org? Only defense against this is the Certificate Patrol add-on to Firefox which notices different certificates, but because servers use different certs, this doesn't help much.

      So, yes, we have secure encryption, but where the blackhats gun for is the endpoints, the key management, and the actual users.

      [1]: The only defense against this type of attack is BitLocker and a TPM chip. Nothing else checks the integrity of the starting tracks in a tamper resistant way before starting the boot process. Yes, one can add CRCs to the MBR, but any good blackhat will just edit those checks out.

    32. Re:need more input by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 5, Informative

      San Diego County, California. The kid said he bought the motorcycle from a guy named "Skye" for a few hundred bucks. Nothing in the court record shows anything about using a computer to arrange the sale, so I don't see why they would impose all the draconian restrictions on him other than an attempt at a legal-system version of "You're grounded, kid."

      http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20101020/04513511498/court-rejects-probation-rules-on-teen-that-ban-him-from-using-social-networks-or-instant-messaging-programs.shtml

      Scroll down - you can see the appellate court decision at the bottom.

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    33. Re:need more input by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1, Informative

      TFA includes a Scribd copy of the appeal. "State of California".

      Oh, well it will be OK once they all start smoking pot and chill out a bit...
      "Your Honor, In order to understand the defendant's frame of mind, I motion that the court get a bit baked before proceeding."

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    34. Re:need more input by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      the banking industry will push back again and win.

      If the banking industry gave a damn then identity thieves would have their heads mounted on spikes at the door of your local branch.

      If the government outlawed SSL, they'd just shrug, scratch the $50 cert off their expense list, and move on with their life. It's not like they're the ones who pay when people use stolen credit card info or empty out your bank account.

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    35. Re:need more input by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not entirely true. Skimming through to the end of the document,

      "We conclude the condition is unconstitutionally vague because it subjects J.J. to sanctions for violation of probation in circumstances where he could only guess whether the computer he was using contains the prohibited software." (p. 8-9)

      That indicates to me that there is a computer involved. There is no record linked from the source that shows the original case details, so that's the only read to go on. As for not reversing the ruling on encryption software, I expect that's as a means of evidence control should he get in trouble again. He may also be required to submit his computer for further probation reviews.

    36. Re:need more input by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Informative

      Good luck defining encryption such that the scope is neither overly broad nor too narrowly tailored. The former would all but guarantee that the law would be struck down in the courts regardless of any other Constitutional challenges, while the latter would make circumvention trivial.

    37. Re:need more input by Lobachevsky · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He better not use a web-browser, they all support SSL. Oh, and he can't use banking websites, they all require https.

    38. Re:need more input by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I told people that MS-DOS would be useful again!

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    39. Re:need more input by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      It does. I use connectbot to SSH to servers and such at work from my Android. However, it was an app I had to download from the Market; it wasn't included by default. Also, the web browser supports HTTPS (SSL), and that is by default.

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    40. Re:need more input by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Non-standard spelling? It's the name of a place (the Isle of Skye, in Scotland). I knew of 12 people (10 female, 2 male) with the name Skye (and another 8 with it as their last name) in my high school of ~800, and there are 5 other high schools in my city.

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    41. Re:need more input by Myopic · · Score: 1

      The ramifications make perfect sense if this all happened in THE MATRIX!

    42. Re:need more input by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure the rest of the (financial) world would stop doing business with them if they could not do it securely. Consumer business is small potatoes so yes, they probably wouldn't care as much if it were only that. The problem is that they could not do ANY international business from within the US without encryption.

      And to add to this, many businesses would leave the US if they could not secure communications. Outlawing encryption would most certainly get the banks and businesses pushing back.

    43. Re:need more input by miserere+nobis · · Score: 1

      Huh? The bank is on the hook for fraudulent charges to your credit card, not you. That's part of how they successfully market credit cards. If people stop being able to use credit cards safely, that definitely does damage to the banking industry.

    44. Re:need more input by Chaonici · · Score: 1

      > Easy to replace the MBR with a keylogger that sets aside the passphrase to part of the boot track for pickup later, and there are zero defenses against this

      I could understand a local attack that does this, but are you saying this could be done remotely? If so, [citation needed] and said citation should not be Windows-centric. (As in, how could someone running Linux be susceptible to the sort of attack that affects the MBR itself?) The question is sincere; I'm quite interested in the answer.

    45. Re:need more input by causality · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That was to cover my ass for those anal types that would point to a Commodore 64 in active use today and say it doesn't include encryption. They're still "common" in some circles. /shrug :p

      I've found that "those anal types" are not worth accommodating. You could make a post with more disclaimers and clarifications than actual content and they'd still find something wrong with it. I deal with them a different way, myself. I let them do as they will because if I calmly explain why they are missing the point despite it being made obvious, they always make themselves look stupid and/or belligerent. They do that for themselves; it is not something I inflict on them. Trying to take them seriously and pre-emptively engaging them interferes with their process of making themselves look stupid.

      I'll add that it isn't so much that they are "anal" or obsessed with detail. That's a means to an end only. The root of it is something harder to define that I call "playing the hostile audience". As in, they don't like what you said and that bothers them, especially if it really is the truth and the facts back it up so they can't just easily contradict it. So now they've got to justify their disdain and they do that by finding something wrong, however trivial, and playing that up as much as they can.

      I believe this is mostly a subconscious process of bias. Had they possessed the skill of entertaining a notion even if they disagree with it, they'd appreciate that it may not be so trivial to refute. When these folks like something and it is what they want to hear, they are suddenly less concerned about the most trivial and meaningless edge cases that don't relate to the point being made. It's just a form of childishness that is the very opposite of dispassionate inquiry and a willingness to follow the facts wherever they may lead. Instead, what pleases and what offends is supreme and facts are cherry-picked to fit.

      I call it childishness because it's a failure to recognize that there are things like truth that are bigger and more important than what they like and don't like. That's ultimately an unwise and self-defeating worldview that unfortunately, a lot of like-minded people are more than willing to (falsely) validate. It's no wonder that they will so readily make themselves look stupid if you don't get entangled with them.

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    46. Re:need more input by hardburn · · Score: 1

      I think that fight was done and over by the end of the Clinton Administration. The clipper chip failed, the Phil Zimmermann investigation went nowhere, and exporting encryption was reduced to just needing to inform the government you're doing it. There was some flack about Osama Bin Laden using PGP in the 9/11 planning, but that didn't go anywhere, either. If the political will wasn't there to do then, it never will.

      With every computer having SSL these days, strong encryption is ubiquitous and entrenched. The government simply couldn't ban it without giving companies and users a very good reason to switch.

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    47. Re:need more input by mlts · · Score: 1

      I was stating attacks in general, be it local or remote. I can see a blackhat making a U3 USB flash drive that would if booted from check to see what encryption software (if any) was present and modify the MBR/boot track to save the passphrase for later pickup. If the machine was on, have it enumerate a keyboard or other device for various compromises.

      In any case, it is far easier to attack the endpoint than the cryptographic algorithm.

    48. Re:need more input by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      He better not use a computer that has a web browser installed. Oh, and he can't run Windows or Mac OS X because they come with a web browser embedded as part of the OS. Oh, and he can't run Linux because there's crypto in the kernel.

      Bottom line is that if this kid knows anything about computers, he would know that the judge created a ruling that guarantees he cannot legally use any computer or any smart phone or an iPad, or... well, pretty much any piece of modern electronics built after the mid 1980s. Sorry, kid, that DVD player contains a computer with built-in crypto technology, too, and so does every TV set with HDMI inputs.

      Either the judge is a technological neophyte or this is entrapment.

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    49. Re:need more input by causality · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the banking industry will push back again and win.

      If the banking industry gave a damn then identity thieves would have their heads mounted on spikes at the door of your local branch.

      If the government outlawed SSL, they'd just shrug, scratch the $50 cert off their expense list, and move on with their life. It's not like they're the ones who pay when people use stolen credit card info or empty out your bank account.

      No, but they're the ones who pay when large masses of people are suddenly reluctant or flat-out unwilling to conduct online transactions anymore. They're also the ones who pay when criminal investigations are conducted regarding cases of ID theft that involved their systems and accounts. Those are not free for a business because of compliance costs due to subpoenas, data retention requirements, etc.

      That second item can be passed onto their customers or maybe even written off as a cost of doing business. That first item cannot; it represents business that is lost entirely. It is very much in a bank's interests to have reliable encryption methods that make customers feel confident about making online transactions. That's especially when you consider that the percentage of total transactions that are conducted online is only going to increase.

      Just to mention it, there are two types of governments that feel threatened by the privacy and security of the people: those that are fascist/authoritarian/statist and those that are in the process of becoming fascist/authoritarian/statist. Governmental fear of encryption is so clearly about totalitarian control that it's sad most people can't see that. Put it this way: does anyone seriously believe that a terrorist willing to murder people is going to be afraid of a penalty for illegally using encryption? I tell you who would be afraid of such a penalty: honest law-abiding citizens with careers, families, and a lot to lose by being on the wrong side of the law.

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    50. Re:need more input by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

      Windows monitors keystrokes and passes them to the appropriate application.

      And, it isn't just a web browser he is prohibited from using. He can't use any computer that contains a web browser as per:

      >> [J.J.] shall not use a computer that contains any encryption, hacking, cracking, scanning, keystroke monitoring, security testing, steganography, Trojan or virus software.

      If he went back to DOS he might be able to have a system without any encryption. Maybe older versions of Windows would fit the bill. But then again, I believe the BIOS itself monitors keystrokes so you're kinda out of luck.

    51. Re:need more input by nog_lorp · · Score: 1

      I think parent was pointing out the submitter's failure to do so.

    52. Re:need more input by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      Sky Saxon

      Grant you, not his real name, but still.

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    53. Re:need more input by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Entrapment is when legal authorities entice you into committing a crime you would not otherwise have committed.

    54. Re:need more input by nog_lorp · · Score: 1

      I'll add that it isn't so much that they are "anal" or obsessed with detail. That's a means to an end only. The root of it is something harder to define that I call "playing the hostile audience". As in, they don't like what you said and that bothers them, especially if it really is the truth and the facts back it up so they can't just easily contradict it. So now they've got to justify their disdain and they do that by finding something wrong, however trivial, and playing that up as much as they can.

      This is 90% of rhetoric. +1 Insightful.

    55. Re:need more input by lgw · · Score: 1

      The good news is that in this era of corporate influences over government - If the government pushes hard for crackdowns on encryption again, the banking industry will push back again and win.

      No, there's no safety at all in that, if you're only alowed to use encryption if one side is on the government's white list (all banks will be). Everyone on the white list will have agreed to turn all your details over to the government whenever they ask (as banks already do).

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    56. Re:need more input by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      The banks will push for an exception for banks - they won't give two hoots about anyone else.

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    57. Re:need more input by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Australia is known to be fans of wiretaps, this boy is a criminal. There is probably a program in place to legally survey Australian criminals that few people
      are aware of, or it is being done under pretenses of national security or is illegal and part of a black operation in regards to criminal studies and mapping
      out networks of generally bad people talking to each other. Obviously if people marked for investigation were to regularly use secure communications
      tools they would be partially or significantly immune to investigation attempts.

      this could also be a red herring to confuse the issue when it comes up for debate, why would they wiretap and investigate all these petty
      criminals? no it had to do with something else. just a poorly thought out application of a broad policy that doesn't make sense in all circumstances.
      meanwhile avoiding accusations from any specific targets, and merely the general public which has come in contact with the courts.
      No need for an inquiry, everyone back to work.

      not paranoid, just inaccurate and incomplete. you all know its how the man thinks, and the man has been getting his way in Australia.

      its how the man thinks....

    58. Re:need more input by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      If you can modify data on the computer, you have only to download the truecrypt source, change it to include a keylogger, compile, and swap the binaries.

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    59. Re:need more input by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lolwut?

      The charge gets reversed and the merchant is out their money and their merchandise. Plus possibly triggering a rate penalty for chargebacks, and don't forget the cost of the original transaction. The banks don't pay shit, you pay for all of it one way or the other.

    60. Re:need more input by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Well, technically, most motorcycles are bicycles.

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    61. Re:need more input by Bruzer · · Score: 1

      I knew of 12 people (10 female, 2 male) with the name Skye (and another 8 with it as their last name) in my high school of ~800, and there are 5 other high schools in my city.

      Do any of the people you know have spare motorcycles? Perhaps you can help us solve the case!

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    62. Re:need more input by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $1500 cert is more like it. Where do you get your EV certs for $50? walmart.com?

    63. Re:need more input by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time to write yet another watermarking program to hide messages in the least significant bits of BMP's of camwhores. Then they'll just think you're distributing porn.

    64. Re:need more input by causality · · Score: 1

      I'll add that it isn't so much that they are "anal" or obsessed with detail. That's a means to an end only. The root of it is something harder to define that I call "playing the hostile audience". As in, they don't like what you said and that bothers them, especially if it really is the truth and the facts back it up so they can't just easily contradict it. So now they've got to justify their disdain and they do that by finding something wrong, however trivial, and playing that up as much as they can.

      This is 90% of rhetoric. +1 Insightful.

      What many people don't seem to appreciate is that, if you are skilled, you can "win" an argument even if you're 100% wrong. That won't work if your audience is a few individuals acquainted with critical thinking, but for any decently broad audience it's much more effective than it deserves to be.

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    65. Re:need more input by mysidia · · Score: 2, Funny

      -flying in a hot air ballon

      That's no problem, hot air balloons don't fly, they float.

      -guided fishing trips along the amazon

      So have a guided boating trip along the amazon, where Fishing is not planned. Bring along things to catch aquatic animals, however, in case you want to keep or eat some, just don't "fish" for them.

      -eating hot dogs

      That's nasty... if you insist, force them into the freezer and close the door. When the dog stops barking, it's ready to eat.

    66. Re:need more input by hardburn · · Score: 1

      I buy my certs from Thawte. McDonalds quality on a filet mignon budget.

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    67. Re:need more input by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The prior charge was 'shooting someone with a pellet gun'. He also allegedly took some 'drugs'.
      The wording of the ban implies that encryption is an evil hacking tool, rather than a safety precaution. From the court, the kid "... shall not use a computer that contains any encryption, hacking, cracking, scanning, keystroke monitoring, security testing, steganography, Trojan or virus software" The judge and/or DA seem inappropriately frightened of children with computers.

    68. Re:need more input by gnapster · · Score: 1

      [The battle against escrowed encryption] was fought and lost in the mid 1990s.

      Don't look now, but that threat was not put to rest permanently. The price of freedom is vigilance.

    69. Re:need more input by sodul · · Score: 1

      I guess the "knowingly" wording helps. Granted I have not RTFA so I don't know if the guy is covered or not.

    70. Re:need more input by jonwil · · Score: 1

      If you are writing open-source or mass-market crypto (especially mass-market crypto implementing off-the-shelf algorithims), then yes, the export requirements have been relaxed.

      But if you want to ship prototypes, one-off crypto, custom algorithims and the like, you still need to jump through some hoops AFAIK.

    71. Re:need more input by davidbofinger · · Score: 1

      it probably relates to a previous crime the we do not know.

      Doesn't sound like it to me. The appellate judge writes, "...absent any connection between J.J.'s criminal history and the blanket Internet ban, there is no support for the People's claim that it is properly related to future criminality" and "There is nothing in the undisputed record to suggest J.J. used instant messaging or social networking sites to obtain the stolen motorcycle or drugs."

      It sounds more like someone's idea of a standard operating procedure - perhaps they've noticed a correlation between chat room use and future criminality, so they've decided to ban it every chance they get, in the tradition of zero tolerance policing.

      The probation conditions seem quite unreasonable to me. I'm surprised the court struck down as little as they did.

    72. Re:need more input by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I let them do as they will because if I calmly explain why they are missing the point despite it being made obvious, they always make themselves look stupid and/or belligerent.

      Go to hell, asswipe! Only arrogogance use words like belligerent. ;)

    73. Re:need more input by Kees+Van+Loo-Macklin · · Score: 1

      Oh, and he better not use Windows, or Unix, or Linux, since they also have built in encryption.

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    74. Re:need more input by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Skye (note the odd spelling, something you wouldn't know unless communication was in writing)

      Whoa there Bogie, take it easy. If someone told me their name was Skye, that's the first spelling I would guess. It's not an odd spelling, it's the normal spelling of that name in English (as in the Isle of Skye, and Skye terriers).

    75. Re:need more input by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I guarantee you you're guilty of this same exact type of behavior. Just not necessarily in contexts you're bright enough to be aware of. Or at least enough aware of to admit it to yourself.

      And probably also in the exact same context that you just spent hours referring to in that gigantic wall of self righteous text.

    76. Re:need more input by shentino · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In this modern world I'd even go so far as to call it cruel and unusual punishment.

      Seriously, unless they have something that establishes he used a computer in furtherance of a crime, they have no business cutting him off from the vast majority of society.

    77. Re:need more input by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      The act of reading a web page on his computer that shows him that he is screwed could simultaneously make it "knowingly" and constitute a violation of the agreement, so... yeah. I maintain my original choice of words.

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    78. Re:need more input by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      Either the judge is a technological neophyte or this is entrapment.

      Most judges seem pretty ignorant in general, and completely clueless about technology. They're mostly half-senile old conservative men (and man-women) who have lived inside the anti-rational legal fantasy land so long it has incurably addled their mind.

    79. Re:need more input by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Was he using 'https' to log into his bank account via, does he use Firefox and use the get add-ons, see all recommended add-ons which takes you to an encrypted https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/featured page.

      As for virus free, they should simply have pointed the court to M$'s non-warranty and the bit where they don't guarantee their software to be free of viruses.

      Of course as a teenager it is very likely that the computer uses might be a family computer and the court has not right to pass restrictions of this kind onto the rest of the family if they did not commit a crime.

      Next up the definition of what is and is not a computer was left un-clarified. Is the minor not allowed to use a game console, a mobile phone or, even a microwave oven. As for hacking software, again a ludicrously vague title, any coding software is hacking software and it is embedded in all office suits whether visual basic or java. Scanning software, wireless connection require scanning of the airwaves to gain a connection.

      It is pretty clear the courts need to sit and pre-prepare a list of predefined titles to cover illicit activities or activities they wish to prohibit rather than firing off with some really ignorant rulings.

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    80. Re:need more input by KlaymenDK · · Score: 1

      Sky Captain (and the World of Tomorrow)

      Grant you, the real name of not a real person, but still.

    81. Re:need more input by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By odd-spelling do you mean to assume that the name relates to sky as in the space above our heads? As opposed to the Isle of Skye which the name most likely historically relates to?

    82. Re:need more input by mshenrick · · Score: 1

      what about DRM! (i know it sucks) he cant use blu rays now!

    83. Re:need more input by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      Defining a broadly scoped law hasn't stopped them from (trying) to enforce the DMCA, which restricts your free speech just as much as an encryption ban would. I doubt that they would completely ban encryption, more like ban any encryption that doesn't have a back door for "law enforcement purposes". Given the current makeup of the Supreme Court, it'd probably be upheld.

    84. Re:need more input by lavacano201014 · · Score: 1

      Two more Skye's with an E accounted for here. Probably a third I don't know around here as well.

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    85. Re:need more input by ender89 · · Score: 1

      Osx, linux and windows 7 ultimate come baked in with obvious encryption tools and any windows machine can use the alternative file stream as a steganography tool, albeit not a very effective one. assuming that the order didn't include encryption such as https, I can only conclude that the only computer he is allowed to use is a ti-83 graphing calculator.

    86. Re:need more input by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      My guess is that he stole said 'bicycle' and being like most intelligent young people told everyone about it on his Facebook page. The courts in their infinite wisdom chose to blame the Internet for his criminality and banning him from Facebook in their eyes will stop him from ever reoffending.

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    87. Re:need more input by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

      Violation of probation?

      That makes more sense. In my understanding, when a person is on supervised probation, they must admit police or PO's into their home and all sorts of other, normally intrusive, procedures as conditions of probation.

      Not being able to encrypt data sounds to me like a logical extension of the probation conditions, just as if a police officer demanded entrance into a locked footlocker (for example) to make sure the person isn't concealing illegal drugs there or whatever.

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    88. Re:need more input by Fatalis · · Score: 1

      Everyone probably is guilty of it, but it's a matter of degree. For instance, everyone lies at some point, but these lies are often too insignificant to merit the title "liar". Your point of everyone doing it is just a clarification, not a refutation of grand-parent's post.

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    89. Re:need more input by nog_lorp · · Score: 1

      Gotta have a couple critical thinkers around willing to climb up on the debate stage and slap someone for that shit.

  2. Motorcycle by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 4, Informative

    While I detest the whole idea of this, I do think that somebody should edit the original post to mention he was in posession of a stolen motorcycle, not bicycle. Although motorcycles are similar to bicycles-- they both have two wheels--there is a difference.

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    1. Re:Motorcycle by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      from reading the courts docs, it looks like he has a history of criminal behavior.

      The last time I saw something like this, it was because people online where encouraging the criminal behavior. Speculation leads me to think the judge is just trying to remove the juvenile from the atmosphere. Of course, speculation is just that.

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    2. Re:Motorcycle by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      Only two wheeled motorcycles have two wheels.

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    3. Re:Motorcycle by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The last time I saw something like this, it was because people online where encouraging the criminal behavior.

      So if they had been talking to him in real life the kid would have been banned from talking to anyone? Sorry but it is utterly ridiculous for a judge to be able to make up arbitrary rules like this. If the kid cannot be trusted in society then he should be removed from it for a period. Afterall if you don't trust him not to listen to people online telling him to break the law how can you possibly trust him not to ignore the arbitrary rules of one judge and go online anyway?

    4. Re:Motorcycle by ZouPrime · · Score: 1

      A MOTORcycle uses a motor for propulsion, while a BIcycle use a bi.

    5. Re:Motorcycle by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

      At 50cc, it's not much of a motorcycle. I'd say it's a moped.

      FWIW, I think the original terms prohibiting social networking were right on. My experience is that few things get a teen's attention these days like blocking his access to Facebook.

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    6. Re:Motorcycle by causality · · Score: 1

      The last time I saw something like this, it was because people online where encouraging the criminal behavior.

      Which he would reject as undesirable and not in his best interests had he been cared for and reared correctly.

      The world is full of bad influences. It is not possible to eliminate every one of them. It is difficult, but possible, to equip young people to deal with them without being compromised by them.

      It's like Henry David Thoreau wrote: "there are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root." The bad influences that have always permeated our world are the branches.

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    7. Re:Motorcycle by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      He was in possession of a stolen motorized bicycle.

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    8. Re:Motorcycle by tombeard · · Score: 1

      He just bought it, he didn't steal it. I seriously doubt he commissioned the crime.

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    9. Re:Motorcycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Geoffrey, you are correct. Clearly receiving a stolen MOTORCYCLE would require encryption restrictions that receiving a stolen BICYCLE would not.

    10. Re:Motorcycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Were where we?

    11. Re:Motorcycle by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      banning people from talking to or associating with known bad influences especially during probation is hardly a new thing for courts, it is done all the time.

    12. Re:Motorcycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, but if certain people he was talking to were encouraging him, the judge could have ordered the thief not associate with those people.

    13. Re:Motorcycle by monkyyy · · Score: 1

      keyword: "anyone"
      but also see "encryption" which is like saying dont put locks on ur door

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    14. Re:Motorcycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need a car analogy here...

    15. Re:Motorcycle by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      the judge could have ordered the thief not associate with those people.

      Correct me if I am wrong but doesn't the US constitution have something about "freedom of association" in it? and not passing laws to restrict this? My point still stands though - if he is so easily led astray that associating with people will cause him to break the law then how can you possibly trust him to follow those rules? Afterall those bad influences could ring him up and tell him to ignore it couldn't they?

    16. Re:Motorcycle by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      banning people from talking to or associating with known bad influences especially during probation is hardly a new thing for courts

      ...and if they had banned him from talking to named individuals that might be more understandable (although the trust issue still stands). As it is he can talk to whomever he likes just as long as be doesn't use a computer to do it.

    17. Re:Motorcycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The he's breaking a court order and goes straight to jail, no $200.

  3. Motorcycle not bicycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This doesn't change the issue at hand, but it is sloppy editing in the headline and summary.

  4. Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Isn't the log-in page for most social networks HTTPS? Or is he only allowed to use Facebook's (ridiculously) non-encrypted log-in page?

    1. Re:Wait by PRMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hah, silly man. How cute to think that would give you anonymity on Facebook...

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    2. Re:Wait by izomiac · · Score: 1

      Anonymity on a social networking site is rather paradoxic. HTTPS prevents a shady classmate from sniffing your facebook login details when you log in during class on open wifi. (Substitute a coffee shop if you aren't a slacker student.)

      Personally I like to use the EFF's "HTTPS Everywhere" to keep as much of my facebook activity as private as possible. While there's nothing on my facebook page that I particularly care about, I can't say the same for my friends whose profiles I may visit.

    3. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1, Doesn't understand the purpose of SSL/TLS

  5. So... by RLU486983 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    does this mean that Microsoft has to open-source the windows code? This guy can't use a log in?

  6. wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so much for any browser that supports ssl.

    and any OS that stores its passwords in a cryptographic hash....

    what's that leave?

    1. Re:wow... by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      DOS 3.3, Lynx

    2. Re:wow... by Shadyman · · Score: 1

      But can he use https?

  7. Judges are alowed to order strange things by johanw · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How strange that US judges can order the most stupid things from people. Here, if you are convicted for something, you cvan get a fine, community labour or jailtime. When it's traffic related your license can be revoked in certain cases, and that's it. A judge ordering someone not to use a computer would be laughed out of court.

    1. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So people who commit computer crimes get no restrictions?

      Its' not strange. The kid has a history of criminal acts, and the people he communicates with, online, encourage this behavior.

      The judge is simple trying to remove him fro that situation. It's far better the putting him in prison.

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    2. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How strange that US judges can order the most stupid things from people.

      I think we should get someone to ban all 18 and 19 year old girls from wearing bras.

      That would be totally awesome.

    3. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously missed the movie Hackers. "Dood, your 14.4 baud is sooooooo fast! And check out the 256 colors! Woooowwwww."

    4. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Here, if you are convicted for something, you cvan get a fine, community labour or jailtime.

      In this case, since the kid is 15 years old and a "ward of the court" who was on probation for shooting someone with a pellet gun already, I don't think any of the three above punishments are appropriate. He's a minor. Fining his parents means the state would be paying a fine, which would be meaningless to him. Putting him on community service isn't going to teach him jack shit, he'll probably just hurt someone. And you can't generally send a minor to jail (yes, there are juvie jails, but chances are he's already in one from the sound of it).

      This truly is a "nanny state" case, but given that the kid is a juvenile and the State is currently serving duties as his parents, this sounds more like a case of the State trying to act like a dutiful parent and applying an appropriate punishment (grounding the kid). But, of course, since it's a State and not a set of parents, they need to back it up with a court order.

      How would your legal system handle this case? Does your country recognize the concept of "ward of the state (orphan, separation from parents, etc)" and "juvenile delinquency (people under a certain age committing crimes)"? Do you try everyone as adults, or do you punish youngsters at all for their crimes?

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    5. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      I dunno. I think I'd rather be given additional probation (he had just had his annual review for shooting someone with a pellet gun), a 21 day detox program, and restrictions on computer usage than the alternative of a juvenile with a record and drug problems being sent to a California state prison for five years.

    6. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      I see the point you're trying to make, but it's either irrelevant, or the judge doesn't understand technology (probably the latter).

      If he's in a situation where he's talking to people involved with crime online - an appeal to let him use social networking sites but NOT letting him use Encryption is completely ass-backwards.

    7. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by Stregano · · Score: 1

      I think if his previous crimes had anything to do with computers, than the punishment sounds very justified.In my eyes, the court's main responsibility is to teach people a lesson for the bad things they have done, and, if possible, help them. If the court's are only there to punish, than why would any drug addict get sent to rehab? They might as well just get hauled off to jail and left there to twitch, sweat, and go through withdrawal there. Where are all of these drug addicts' parents when the person gets arrested for crack use? I don't know, but they could have been at the same place as this kid's parents(foster, real,etc) when he was doing bad things.

      If the court can save us taxpayers by actually helping with the problem, why should they just punish the person? Granted, his probation was increased, so that is technically a punishment, but helping get rid of the problem; I see that, by far, much better than ever just flat out punishing the person.

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    8. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by ChinggisK · · Score: 1

      If that were true then why did the court overturn the restriction on social networking but not on encryption? Seems it'd be the other way around to me.

    9. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by pruss · · Score: 1

      But isn't this kind of punishment preferable to jail time, at least from the point of view of the criminal? Certainly, if I were the criminal, I'd choose no-use-of-computers-at-all over jail time in a heartbeat. I'd choose that even if "computers" included DVD players, engine computers in cars, digital cameras, cell phones, etc. It's still better than going to jail, and it doesn't seem unreasonable to send a receiver of stolen property to jail, assuming he knew what he was doing.

    10. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by natehoy · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree, and maybe I'm just not smarter than the courts, but how do you teach a lesson to a 15-year-old who has no parents (foster, real, etc) to act as proxies?

      I mean, if he's my kid, I ground him. Simple. The state punishes me for the actions committed by people who I am the guardian of, and I try to correct the issue to avoid further punishment.

      But what if the state IS the guardian?

      If I'm a judge and I'm dealing with a ward of the state, what do I do? Technically, the State *IS* this kid's parents.

      So they do like any parent would do.

      They ground him.

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    11. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by lanner · · Score: 1

      However, a judge or jury can not allocate out "cruel and unusual punishment". I can't remember where but fairly recently there was a case of some guy who was convicted/plead-guilty to some misdemeanor crime that was completely unrelated to alcohol, but one of the terms of probation was that he was not allowed to consume alcohol. He apparently really liked his beer and fought the terms of probation and won. I don't have many more details on this as it's from basic memory.

      I'm pretty sure that he fought the issue based on US 8th constitutional amendment grounds.

      Given the wild disassociation between theft and computer encryption, this would certainly qualify as "unusual punishment".

    12. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      You do not understand the order. The order is part of his probation agreement, which he is free to reject and take the actual punishment, which would be a fine and/or jail time. Basically, the judge is saying "You don't have to spend time in jail if you agree to abide by these rules."

    13. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by mbone · · Score: 1

      And "here" would be where, exactly ?

    14. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by jd · · Score: 1

      In effect, that is exactly what the judge has done. Windows, Linux, the *BSDs - they all use encryption. Ok, he could probably get away with using MSDOS. Social networking will also pose a problem - if he can't use a computer with encryption, then any web browser with SSL or TLS support is automatically off-limits. So he's allowed to log on to a social networking site, provided he doesn't use any software to do it. Unless the guy has a psychic link (unencrypted) to Facebook or whatever, that will pose an... interesting challenge.

      I think it was Asimov who wrote the short story "A Perfect Fit". It might be time to revisit some of the less-explored aspects of technology bans.

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    15. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by guzzirider · · Score: 1

      So What.
      15? (The facts in the article have lost some credibility with me) year old, joy rides a hot wired dirt bike (motorcycle not bicycle, as pointed out in many responses here at /.) In addition apparently he is a ward of the court and was on probation for some other offence, so he violated his probation.
      Whatever seemingly ridicules stipulations are on this ruling it basically appears to be attempting to make sure that while he is on probation he has no right to privacy. So when he is suspected of screwing up, what ever resources he has can be searched. If any attempt is made to hide information it must be revealed of he can be incarcerated.
      Whether the system works or not it is attempting to give him a chance to straighten up.
      In our current system there are few paths to help juvenile screw ups.
      When I was in high school I had more that one acquaintance that seriously screwed up, serious burglary and the like, that were enlisted into the military and sent to Viet Nam.
      Not all, but most came back with the ability to hold a job, function is society and stay out of prison.
      In today’s world most advanced juvenile screw ups graduate to the state and or federal penal system.

    16. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      However, it's 'cruel and unsual' punishment. Not 'cruel punishment' and 'unusual punishment'. It all depends on how you unpack the sentence - typically the courts have taken the view that the government should be given the freest hand possible.

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    17. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      That's not a choice. Don't try to present it as one.

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    18. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      This kid is 15 years old. He's a heavy repeated drug offender. He shoots his bibi gun at people. And while on probation, he most likely stole a motorcycle and rode it without a helmet.

      Not only that, he's already a ward of the state (I'm not sure what happened to his parents, they either gave up on him, they're in prison, or they're dead??). And if I understand the term correctly, the state is his parent now. And the kid simply has many less rights than any other kid, since no one else is willing to shoulder the responsibility to parent him.

      You could fine the kid, sure, but he's not going to pay. You could fine his parent, the state. I personally doubt the state will fine itself thought. You could put him in Juve or in Jail, a place not known to rehabilitate people.

      Or you could listen to his story, not make his entire story public since he's a minor, and tailor some kind of solution that would fit his particular case (a case we're really not really aware of anyway). And since the judge also placed him in a drug detoxification program as part of his punishment, because of his repeated drug use, I'd like to think that the judge wasn't entirely irrational when selecting a punishment.

      These days, many cops and DAs troll facebook pages to supplement their information before prosecuting someone, and I wouldn't be surprised if this kid published stuff about himself that only incriminated him further.

    19. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by NetNed · · Score: 1

      Well I have heard of people getting probation in traffic related issues that were non-alcohol, drug related and still having to take a drug test with every probation visit. These people did go with a public defender in the case and had multiple citations, but I am sure the court system stands to make more money off probation and mandatory drug testing every time then to just suspend the persons license.

      It's a money grab that probably wouldn't happen if a lawyer with half a brain was involved.

    20. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      "Its' not strange. The kid has a history of criminal acts, and the people he communicates with, online, encourage this behavior. The judge is simple trying to remove him fro that situation. It's far better the putting him in prison."

      If he'd been communicating with those people offline, would you find it acceptable for the judge to ban him from using his mouth and ears?

      Note that he wasn't banned from communicating with *certain people* via socnet/im/etc, he was banned from communicating with *anyone* via those methods, with restrictions so severe that he basically couldn't use a computer at all without breaking the court order.

    21. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by johanw · · Score: 1

      The Netherlands, but as far as I know that's the situation almost everywhere in Europe.

    22. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by johanw · · Score: 1

      Ah, well, the question still remains how the judge is going to check wether he used encryption or not.

    23. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by johanw · · Score: 1

      And those that didn't come back? A death sentence for burglary seems rather harsh to me, even for US standards.

    24. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So people who commit computer crimes get no restrictions?

      Of course not, what would be the point of that? It's probably their best marketable skill anyway.

      Why would you take away that person's ability to make a living? Oh right! To ensure he stays a criminal. That appears to be the only purpose of the US justice system. That, plus taking away their voting rights, their chance of getting a job, ...

    25. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by phek · · Score: 1

      although I doubt this is the reason, it does make sense. When you're put on probation, you give up your right to privacy/search and seizure. If you're able to encrypt your data then authorities can't monitor you whenever/however they want and you can't really allow them to either. Of course you could say that by not being allowed to encrypt data you are being stripped of your right to protect your body and possessions.

    26. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by monkyyy · · Score: 1

      people have committed suicide over losing part of the internet (mmo`s)
      and based off the fact hes an minor w/ some previous crimes i`d put money that the internet was probably high on the emotional support
      probably leaving him with drugs as his only other resort

      i`d call that cruel

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    27. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      You do not understand the order. The order is part of his probation agreement, which he is free to reject and take the actual punishment, which would be a fine and/or jail time. Basically, the judge is saying "You don't have to spend time in jail if you agree to abide by these rules."

      You don't understand mugging. The order to "give me your fucking money" is actually an agreement, which you are free to reject. The mugger is saying "you don't have to get clubbed over the head if you agree to give me your wallet."

    28. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      Mugging is not voluntary. Probation is. Your analogy fails.

    29. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is a choice. Probation and the conditions of it are completely voluntary. Complying with the conditions is the price of not being behind bars. It is a choice of being behind bars, which is the actual sentence, and not being behind bars and complying with rules imposed.

    30. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by jd · · Score: 1

      If the guy doesn't join the Amish, he's probably using encryption.

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    31. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      It seems you have a rather imaginative idea of what "voluntary" means...

    32. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by davev2.0 · · Score: 1
      One has a choice:
      1. probation and the restrictions that come with it
      2. Time in jail

      And, the judge is not required to offer anyone probation. Probation is a means of avoiding part of one's sentence. One receives probation in lieu of actually going to jail. When one violates one's probation, one, in theory, is sent to jail to serve one's sentence. In actuality, people who violate their probation often are allowed to remain on probation.

    33. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      Most folks don't consider a 'choice' of 'do X or suffer physical harm' to be a real choice. Remember, the mugger also offers you a 'choice': hand over your wallet, or get hit over the head. In terms of the voluntariness, I really don't see much difference.

      Imho, it's really important to remember that the actions of the court system almost never involve free choice, and almost always involve armed coercion or the threat thereof. Doesn't mean I'm always against it -- I'm am 100% in favor of using violence to coerce murders, rapists, burglars, etc to stop preying on others. But let's not fool ourselves: the "justice" system is violent & ugly, and must be kept under close watch by civil society.

    34. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      No one is being give the choice of "Do X or suffer physical harm". That is a false statement, which makes you a liar.

      What is actually happening is one is being given a choice "Serve the actual jail sentence" or "Don't serve the jail sentence but live for a time under these rules and controls and be subject to search and examination at the governments whim."

      Are you done being a dumbass yet?

    35. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      No one is being give the choice of "Do X or suffer physical harm".

      If you do not consider imprisonment a form of physical harm, then your understanding of American prisons is as imaginative as your understanding of voluntariness.

      That is a false statement, which makes you a liar.

      [ ... bleat, bleat, bleat ...]

      Are you done being a dumbass yet?

      It does not automatically follow that one who makes an incorrect statement is a liar. He may simply be mistaken, or may interpret the question differently than you do. He may also be correct, and you may have overlooked a flaw in your reasoning. One is a liar only when one, in order to deceive another, asserts something he holds to be untrue.

      It is proper in civil discourse to assume good will on the part of those with whom one disagrees. You, however, finding your arguments unpersuasive, have resorted to personal insults. I'll let that speak for itself.

    36. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      It is interesting that you would say I have no understanding of American prisons as I have a step-brother who is currently residing in a prison. I also have a dear friend who was recently in two different jails for multiple months (drugs are bad kids). Yes, nothing like actually knowing people who have gone through and are still going through the justice system to foster misunderstanding of it.

      In your case, your multitude of ignorant statements make it obvious you are an ignorant, lying dumbass who has apparently never been involved with the justice system on either end.

      I will let those facts speak for themselves.

    37. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      (drugs are bad kids)

      Some of them are. The crackheads who infest my neighborhood are extremely annoying. But that doesn't make prohibition any less stupid, costly, and ineffective.

      In your case, your multitude of ignorant statements make it obvious you are an ignorant, lying dumbass who has apparently never been involved with the justice system on either end.

      You are very angry. But you're right, I'm neither cop nor crook - just citizen & taxpayer.

    38. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      But, you're right. I'm neither cop nor crook - just citizen & taxpayer

      In other words, you have been talking out your ass about shit you know nothing about. You have been parroting out ignorant, soft-on-crime whining probably garnered from the "poor little criminals have poor self-esteem" groups that have been around for 30+ years.

    39. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      But, you're right. I'm neither cop nor crook - just citizen & taxpayer

      In other words, you have been talking out your ass about shit you know nothing about.

      So you think only criminals and those with a vested interest in the current scheme of things, should take interest in the workings of the legal system? I disagree. It is a duty of citizenship to advance the cause of justice in the laws of one's nation.

      Which are you, cop or crook?

      You have been parroting out ignorant, soft-on-crime whining probably garnered from the "poor little criminals have poor self-esteem" groups that have been around for 30+ years.

      So wanting the law to be rational, just, and effective means I'm soft on crime? That makes no sense at all.

    40. Re:Judges are alowed to order strange things by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      You have already proven you haven't taken an interest in the current state of things. You have been sitting there spouting your ignorance for all to see. You do not advance the cause of justice, rather you simper and whine. You wouldn't know "rational, just, and effective" if it reached up and bit you on your ass. You want to coddle the poor little criminal and treat him like a victim. But, the truth is almost all criminals deserve their punishments and often more deserve more than the sentence handed down. Recidivism is rampant because first time offenders are often punished so leniently that there is no deterrent. My step-brother, my dear friend, and a few other people I know are just a few of the examples of that.

      Prison violence exist because criminals are violent and vicious. But, rather than actually treating convicts like the violent, vicious creatures they are, people like you insist that they be treated like harmless victims who just need a slap on the back and hand up. Then, you gnash your teeth and wring your hands when they prey on each other. But, if the steps necessary to keep them from attacking each other, people like you claim it is mistreatment.

      Go out and actually learn about criminals and the criminal justice system from the criminals instead of the self-deluding, bleeding hearts whose koolaide you have been drinking. The first thing you need to understand is that over 30 years ago, these same people claimed that criminals had low self-esteem. Then, they enacted programs based on this claim. After 30 years, someone actually investigated this claim and found out that most criminals have average to high self-esteem, some to the point where they are megalomaniacal narcissists who believe that the laws should not apply to them. Almost all of them believed they should not have been punished for their crimes. Almost all of them believed they really didn't do anything wrong

  8. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't use 128 bit encryption on YOUR bicycle?

    1. Re:What? by bigrockpeltr · · Score: 2, Funny

      nope my bicycle keeps a salted SHA512 hash of the code and compares the hashes to unlock...because you know hashing is not encryption

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    2. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because you know hashing is not encryption

      We just discussed this in my Linux network security class Tuesday. How odd.

    3. Re:What? by bigrockpeltr · · Score: 1

      interesting coincedence? well in case you didn't understand fully this might help encryption is 2-way while hashing is only 1-way.

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    4. Re:What? by Cwix · · Score: 1

      I was just remarking on the coincidence.

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  9. Violated Probation by fliptw · · Score: 5, Informative

    He violated his probation - which means the court can throw whatever books it wants at him.

    1. Re:Violated Probation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely there are sentencing guidelines for probation violators too. No?

    2. Re:Violated Probation by grimJester · · Score: 1

      He violated his probation - which means the court can throw whatever books it wants at him.

      Keyword: books. Here they're just making stuff up. How is being unable to use any encryption not "cruel and unusual"?

    3. Re:Violated Probation by Entropius · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it can, legally. But should it?

      It is entirely possible for an arm of the government to do something that is both legally permitted and not in the public interest. If all we expect our elected and appointed officials to do is to not break the law, our standards are pretty low.

    4. Re:Violated Probation by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      How is it cruel and unusual? And, it is not part of his punishment, it is a part of his probation agreement. If he does not want to agree to it, he can always serve his time in jail.

    5. Re:Violated Probation by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      How is it cruel and unusual?

      Forbidding someone from using HTTPS is like forbidding someone from ever locking their car. It is cruel because it prevents someone from taking everyday precautions to protect themselves. It is unusual because it has nothing to do with the crime.

      You have a point about it being his probation agreement so maybe legally "cruel and unusual" isn't a problem, but it still isn't right.

    6. Re:Violated Probation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Including e-books?

    7. Re:Violated Probation by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      But, it is not cruel and unusual punishment. Probation is purely optional and voluntary.

      Probation is not punishment, is is actually a chance to avoid part of the punishment in exchange for following specific rules and for allowing government oversight of one's life.

      One other thing, HTTPS may not be covered under the encryption software part of the agreement. Such things are often defined in state as well as federal law. One would need to see how "encryption software" is defined by California law before stating he could not use HTTPS. The same goes for other terms in the order. The legal definition of something is often quite different than common and/or technical usage.

    8. Re:Violated Probation by Nesman64 · · Score: 1

      The first book was Justice for Dummies

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    9. Re:Violated Probation by niftymitch · · Score: 1

      And he is a ward of the state. Parental rules apply....

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  10. Other parts of the probation agreement? by operagost · · Score: 1

    I'll bet that he was also restricted from possessing a firearm, even though weapons weren't involved. This isn't new.

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    1. Re:Other parts of the probation agreement? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      ...except there is no "criminal menace" associated with computing devices like there are with firearms.

      The judge could have just as easily barred the kid from using French Knives and it would be equally senseless.

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    2. Re:Other parts of the probation agreement? by natehoy · · Score: 1

      He's 15 and a ward of the state, and violated probation for shooting someone with a pellet gun. First, minors generally cannot own firearms. Second, he's already violated probation for shooting someone (admittedly with an airgun and not a firearm, but I suspect the court doesn't differentiate between the two when setting probation terms).

      So, no, I don't think this specific case needed to include a prohibition against possession of firearms.

      If a 15-year-old in California is already authorized to possess a firearm while unsupervised (which I doubt), I bet not possessing one was one of the terms of his probation, since the probation was for shooting someone.

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    3. Re:Other parts of the probation agreement? by Miseph · · Score: 1

      "I suspect the court doesn't differentiate between the two when setting probation terms"

      One does not generally discuss "probation terms" with regard to somebody convicted of shooting someone with a firearm. That seems like a pretty distinct differentiation to me.

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    4. Re:Other parts of the probation agreement? by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      Unless this guy communicates with his criminal friends via the computer. Unless this guy had information about his crimes on his computer in the past or present. I know a person who was arrested for drugs and a part of her parole as that she could not go to bars or get drunk.

    5. Re:Other parts of the probation agreement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Maybe in California, but in most states, minors most definitely can both own and possess long guns, in the same sense and subject to the same restrictions on minors owning anything (i.e. since they're not legally responsible, their legal guardian has a measure of control over their property.).

      While there is some room for arguing the second amendment (with it's militia focus) doesn't protect minors' rights to arms, there's no obvious reason to limit them, and the most common (though not constitutional) justification for adult ownership of long guns (i.e. sporting use) applies to minors as well.

      Thanks to Clinton, minors (and adults less than 21) can't own handguns, which are more commonly justified for personal defense, again a (non-constitutional) justification that applies to minors as well as adults. Apparently the fact that some older teens and young adults like to join gangs and shoot each other with pistols justifies this infringement of every lawful youth's rights, but since they haven't by and large taken to using long guns (amazingly -- criminals keep buying handguns, even if it's a crime), there's not even that justification for restricting long guns.

    6. Re:Other parts of the probation agreement? by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Sure, but in this case the kid is a ward of the state, and particularly one with a long criminal record including shooting someone (with a pellet gun and not an actual firearm, but still - a known history of using shooty things to shoot people can't bode well for his sense of personal responsibility in owning a firearm).

      His "guardian" are officially the State of California. IANAL, so I don't know exactly what that means in terms of decisionmaking, but I doubt his "guardians" are about to approve of him getting a firearm at any time in the near future.

      Probably even with a clean criminal record and no probation he'd have trouble asking his "guardians" in a liberal state to allow him to have a gun.

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    7. Re:Other parts of the probation agreement? by tombeard · · Score: 1

      Persons on parole are generally not allowed to have any weapon in their house. If that's the rule here in gun happy SC then I imagine it is a pretty common condition. They are subject to unannounced search inspections to verify compliance. I had a friend drive off from a minor collision and got to see how the system works. Kept her guns at my house till she was discharged.

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  11. Unenforceable, not to mention ridiculous by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    How could anyone possibly enforce these restrictions besides spying on him 24/7 which seems to be a bit draconian for a stolen bike crime.

    Incidentally, the 4th condition 'not to use a computer for any purpose other than school related assignments' probably would have been sufficient to cover all the other conditions.

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    1. Re:Unenforceable, not to mention ridiculous by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      Considering any modern OS ships with encryption software by default, it'll be almost impossible to use any computer at all. Any common web browser will support HTTPS, for example. Windows and OS-X boxes will have ssh support. Windows boxes ship with encrypted NTFS support, etc. One would have to use something like an old DOS machine to find one with absolutely no software that could be considered encryption software on it. Technically, even getting a new computer and using it for a few minutes to remove the software would violate the order. (and make the machine useless for most any sort of work.) Even MS Word supports some encryption related DRMy features.

    2. Re:Unenforceable, not to mention ridiculous by jittles · · Score: 1

      I didn't RTFA but I'm guessing that he somehow used instant messaging of some kind to engage in the sale or purchase of the stolen property. Otherwise, what would be the point in limiting such activity?

    3. Re:Unenforceable, not to mention ridiculous by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      Login authentication on modern OSes use encryption. He's pretty much screwed.

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    4. Re:Unenforceable, not to mention ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is pretty standard. They know he can't help it, but this way if they later want to throw the book at him for something they can't necessarily prove, they just invoke this.

    5. Re:Unenforceable, not to mention ridiculous by bws111 · · Score: 1

      It is punishment. It is the judicial equivalent of 'you cut the hair off your sister's doll, no TV for you'. Considering he could have gotten jail time, it doesn't look so bad.

    6. Re:Unenforceable, not to mention ridiculous by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Considering any modern OS ships with encryption software by default, it'll be almost impossible to use any computer at all. Any common web browser will support HTTPS, for example. Windows and OS-X boxes will have ssh support. Windows boxes ship with encrypted NTFS support, etc.

      I think the most important thing is that the guy shouldn't read Slashdot, because he was told that he must not _knowingly_ use a computer with encryption. As long as he doesn't know any of these, he is fine.

    7. Re:Unenforceable, not to mention ridiculous by natehoy · · Score: 1

      He's 15, and a ward of the state. I bet monitoring him wouldn't be all that hard, since the State of California is his legal guardian.

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    8. Re:Unenforceable, not to mention ridiculous by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      Login is a design fault

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    9. Re:Unenforceable, not to mention ridiculous by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      While on probation, one is required to submit to searches on one's person and possessions. They can look at his computer any time they want.

      Remember, this is probation. If he doesn't like the terms he can always do the jail time.

    10. Re:Unenforceable, not to mention ridiculous by bmk67 · · Score: 1

      How could anyone possibly enforce these restrictions besides spying on him 24/7

      IANAL.

      Obviously they're not going to do that. What happens in cases like this is if they get wind that he's been violating the terms of his probation (which are what these restrictions are), then his probation is revoked and he gets to serve his original sentence. Probation is a fairly complex issue - but the courts can pretty much put whatever restrictions they want on it. You can accept the restrictions, or accept the sentence.

      If his probation officer suspect he's violated probation, typically, he'd be taken into custody and at a "show cause" hearing, he'd have to offer evidence that he's not guilty of violating probation. This is one case where there is a presumption of guilt - and the probationer must convince the court not to revoke his probation and reinstate the original sentence (typically, jail or prison).

    11. Re:Unenforceable, not to mention ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Citation Needed]

    12. Re:Unenforceable, not to mention ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't really think it's about enforcement, I think it's about compliance. You're required to comply with these restrictions. Failure to comply will result in harsher penalties.

    13. Re:Unenforceable, not to mention ridiculous by DrSkwid · · Score: 1
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  12. Well, rationally speaking... by Angst+Badger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...it does seem quite irrelevant to the offense at hand. But speaking from the gut, I think bicycle thieves ought to be beaten to death, preferably more than once, so I'd say he got off light.

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    1. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A thief does not deserve "whatever is coming to him". He deserves swift punishment befitting the crime. Punish too little or too much too often, and the public will slowly lose its respect for those upholding the law, and even for the law itself. That's why it is better to pronounce rational sentences, rather than let pity or anger get in the way too much.

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    2. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      Got your bike stolen, didn't you?

    3. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      The prisons are supported by just about everyone, from the facist right wingers (who would like about half of the population in them) to the bleeding heart liberal douchebags (who see it as a good way to turn your life around). I have had bicycles stolen and think the only proper punishment is to be beaten with a steel pipe until unable to move, then left on that spot. I personally would chose as the spot an ant hill. But in this day the police are not concerned with bicycle theft, or any home burglary. Do you really think the bleeding hearts are responsible for this?

    4. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, they deserve swift punishment. How about a swift whack with a sword removing an appendage?

      Oh, sure, you archangels and your swords; always wanting to smite people and lop off bits. Running around screaming about holy vengeance and all.

      And, dude, seriously? ... it's a bicycle, and you want to get on with the old-testament wrath, like branding someone's forehead or hacking off appendages?

      I think you may need some perspective.

    5. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by guyminuslife · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I had my bike stolen several years ago, after having forgotten to lock it up at night. At the time, it was my only means of transportation. It was a brand new bike, so I still had the serial number, and when the thief pawned it, the Austin PD flagged it in their database and I got it back.

      When I was picking it up at the police station, the cop who was filling out the report told me, "Look, we know who stole your bike. It was some homeless woman around town. You can press charges if you want, but personally I don't think it's worth it." Now, maybe it was saving him some paperwork on a misdemeanor larceny, but I tend to agree. I was angry about having the bike stolen, but I don't see the utility in it. You could fine her, but is she going to pay? And if she does, how will she pay---by stealing another bike? You could jail her for nonpayment of the fine, but that's not going to solve anything, either: spend some tax dollars on it, she'll get out quickly and be in roughly the same situation as before. It's just not worth it; there's no point.

      But that might just be me.

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    6. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Its not just a bicycle, and that's the problem. It was her way to school. It was her birthday present from her family. It was cherished and needed.

      But like all typical bleeding hearts, you have more compassion for the criminal than the person who is a victim. You view hacking an appendage as the problem, and not the asshole who stole a locked bicycle in broad daylight.

      Because even if the bicycle was replaced, it is unusable because the thieves are out there willing to take it in broad daylight because they have NO FEAR of the law, because people like you say "its just a bicycle".

      Your "its just a bicycle" view is more evil than the thief, because it diminishes the victim worse than the thief ever did.

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    7. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      How come the bleeding hearts never bleed for the victims, but always for the criminals?

      With all due respect, you don't know what the hell you're talking about. The "bleeding hearts", as you call them, are simply trying to make sure that everyone gets treated fairly. This includes the victims, too. Just because someone isn't willing to cut off someone's head to satisfy your sense of spite doesn't mean they don't care about the victims.

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    8. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2

      When people say "its just a bicycle" in response to my suggestion (see above), it diminishes not only THAT victim, it diminishes all other victims.

      The victim had no choice in what happened, that is why they are victims. The criminal always has a choice. They need incentive to make the right choice, because obviously they cannot choose to do the right thing (not steal) by themselves.

      Crying for "fairness" always falls at the expense of victims, as what happens to them is never fair.

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    9. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by russotto · · Score: 5, Funny

      And, dude, seriously? ... it's a bicycle, and you want to get on with the old-testament wrath, like branding someone's forehead or hacking off appendages?

      You have to admit, the punishments were effective. There are no bicycle thefts recorded in the Old Testament or any contemporaneous document.

    10. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your "its just a bicycle" view is more evil than the thief, because it diminishes the victim worse than the thief ever did.

      And your lop off the thief's hand is medieval and stupid. What next, public stonings?

      Congratulations, you're almost at the level of the Taliban in terms of wanting to mete out punitive measures. And, I bet your daughter is less of a whiny bitch about it than you are.

      Yes, it sucks that people steal things. It sucks that people don't fear the law. It sucks that she lost her bike. Lots of things suck. Saying that lopping off someone's arm for stealing a bike doesn't make me a "bleeding heart" -- it makes me civilized.

      But, hey, feel free to go live in one of the places that encourages the whole lopping off of the hand thing and see how that works out for you. I hear Iran might be nice this time of year, or some of the African countries that still do genital mutilation. Of course, your daughter would have bigger issues than her bike.

      Now, if someone actually harmed your daughter I might side with you. Other than that, I'm afraid you're just a tool advocating barbarism.

      As I said, it's a bike. Get some perspective.

    11. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yet meting out harsh punishment does nothing for the victim (except make them feel better for spite's sake, which is not something I'm prepared to declare a desirable goal). There should be enough of a punishment to be a deterrent, but beyond that, it's just being cruel to the criminal for no gain (worse, you run the risk of creating a career criminal if you harass them too much, making it impossible for them to reform).

      I'm all for deterrence, but deterrence does not have to mean that you go overboard on your criminals in righteous anger. And according to your original claim, that means I don't have compassion for the victims, which is sheer bullshit.

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    12. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Miseph · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apparently you are unaware of the enormous breadth of choices that exist between beating somebody until they're half dead, cutting off an appendage, branding them, or otherwise taking thoroughly barbaric retaliatory measures and doing nothing at all. Nobody has advocated the latter, they've just said you're an asshole for advocating the former.

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    13. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by mlts · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't want bike thieves in jail. It wastes tax dollars having to give them room and board when there are tons of homeless people who would love a meal and a bunk somewhere.

      I rather see bike thieves pay restitution to the victim, and then have to work for community services, such as IMBA, to keep trails maintained. Perhaps a project to get new fixtures out for people to lock their bikes to, or just a good old fashioned litter patrol on bike paths. Or perhaps deploy and keep clean Porta-Potties on bike commute routes.

      Perhaps even teach some basic bike mechanics or other trade skills so they actually have something to offer an employer other than a mouth and an attitude. Even with an entry level job, they are paying taxes, and this is better than someone spending their lives watching TV 24/7 on the taxpayer dime.

      Keep the jails and the prisons for the violent criminals and repeat offenders. The others can be put on a work crew and actually do something useful and not draining taxpayer dollars.

    14. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Speaking form the gut, I think people who use encryption to hide their activities that could be criminal should beaten to death, preferably more than once*, so where does that put us?

      There's a reason why we don't act from our gut except in the more critical situations when there's no time for thought and reason. There's a reason why there exists a codified body of laws, and justice is not whatever some judge, jury, or even law enforcement decides at some particular moment.

      Acting out of irrationality isn't necessarily wrong, but it's often not as good as acting rationally. In this case, there's probably a rationality behind the decision. Possibly, it has to do with the fact that he violated probation, that he's a repeat offender, and something to do with the situation in which those occurred. Just because it doesn't make sense from a very narrow, limited view of the situation (a summary based on a blog based on god-knows-what) doesn't mean it doesn't make sense with a much broader view. And I'm more inclined to think that the judge, via the judicial process, has a better view of the situation than any 3rd or 4th party.

      *Not really, but just saying.

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    15. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Entropius · · Score: 1

      This is a point that needs to be made more often.

      Nobody likes traffic cops. Why? Because they recognize that the current methods of traffic safety enforcement are neither rational nor beneficial and resent the police because of it.

    16. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When people say "its just a bicycle" in response to my suggestion (see above), it diminishes not only THAT victim, it diminishes all other victims.

      You are completely trivializing and diminishing what it means to be a "victim". You also don't speak for all "victims". Was your daughter raped? Murdered? Kidnapped? Sold into slavery? I've known murder victims and people who have had some awful things done to them.

      As much as it sucks to lose property, there are far worse things that can happen to you. Be grateful she's safe and that you can whine that we're not being sensitive enough about her bicycle being stolen as opposed to something truly tragic.

      Dial down your self righteousness, and save it for someone who hasn't seen far worse than a fucking bicycle being stolen.

    17. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      The child in question didn't steal a bike. He bought the motorbike from some kid named Skye for $200. Cop saw him riding it without a helmet, pulled him over and upon research found out the bike was stolen, and he was charged with receipt of stolen property.

    18. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      The kid was not a "thief". What he did was buy a motorbike from another kid for $200, and the bike he bought turned out to be stolen. The whole court thing is because the kid is both a ward of the state and on probation for having shot someone with a pellet gun.

    19. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      Luckily this case had nothing to do with bicycles then.

    20. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      It was actually a motorcycle, not a bicycle. On a related note, I think anyone who revs their chopper at 3AM in a residential neighborhood deserves to have it stolen. I'm looking at you, neighbor across-the-street.

    21. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by element-o.p. · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have to admit, the punishments were effective.

      If you actually read the Old Testament -- not just skim a few parts like most people do -- you'll find that the punishments weren't really as bad as people often assume. Yes, there were a lot of harsh consequences spelled out in Torah...but there were a lot of remediations available, too. Check out the requirements to make restitution in Exodus 22: "If a man steals an ox or a sheep and slaughters it or sells it, he must pay back five head of cattle for the ox and four sheep for the sheep." (v. 1), "If the stolen animal is found alive in [the thief's] possession—whether ox or donkey or sheep—he must pay back double." (v. 4), "If a man gives his neighbor silver or goods for safekeeping and they are stolen from the neighbor's house, the thief, if he is caught, must pay back double." (v. 7). I could go on, but you get the idea: if you wrong someone else, you must pay them back for the inconvenience with enough interest to provide incentive not to do that again, but it's hardly the "lop off an appendage or two" that Archangel Michael (/. user, not THE Archangel Michael, lol) seems to favor.

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    22. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by compro01 · · Score: 1

      I don't want bike thieves in jail. It wastes tax dollars having to give them room and board when there are tons of homeless people who would love a meal and a bunk somewhere.

      I rather see bike thieves pay restitution to the victim, and then have to work for community services, such as IMBA, to keep trails maintained. Perhaps a project to get new fixtures out for people to lock their bikes to, or just a good old fashioned litter patrol on bike paths. Or perhaps deploy and keep clean Porta-Potties on bike commute routes.

      Perhaps even teach some basic bike mechanics or other trade skills so they actually have something to offer an employer other than a mouth and an attitude. Even with an entry level job, they are paying taxes, and this is better than someone spending their lives watching TV 24/7 on the taxpayer dime.

      Keep the jails and the prisons for the violent criminals and repeat offenders. The others can be put on a work crew and actually do something useful and not draining taxpayer dollars.

      *sigh*

      I already post something here and I find something needing to be modded through the roof.

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    23. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The last question is easy. Its because you define someone as being a bleeding heart if it is bleeding for the criminal.

      You are showing much more emotion, but it is toward the victim. So either you are both bleeding hearts and your statement about bleeding hearts always going toward the criminals is false. Or the bleeding heart only counts if there is a connection with the criminal so your question would be pointless.

      Or you could have been fishing for this post and now deserve a trolling award.

    24. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      "I don't have compassion for the victims, which is sheer bullshit."

      I never said you don't have compassion for your victims. I said your viewpoint has more compassion for the criminal than the victim. Which you show here ....

      "Yet meting out harsh punishment does nothing for the victim"

      You don't care about the NEXT victims of the repeat criminals who don't learn not to be a criminal in our current system.

      Meting out harsh punishment does something for FUTURE victims, the ones that never become a victim because the criminal now has to worry about losing another appendage, and learns enough control not to steal ever again.

      Why is it that people completely ignore the self preservation instinct is a great (perhaps even the greatest) motivator?

      I'm not for cutting appendages off for the victim's sake, but for society's sake. Not for retribution, but rather as a lesson to be learned.

      I don't know if you remember that kid that got caned in Malaysia (I think)for graffiti. Well that country doesn't have a graffiti problem. You may think it is harsh, but when you walk down a street and there isn't a place that hasn't been tagged it makes you wonder why we don't cane people here.

      I guess it is just better to have graffiti everywhere, because caning a person is worse than graffiti everywhere.

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    25. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      I think perhaps you are being a bit of a bleeding heart. When someone steals a bicycle, instead of just lopping off an appendage, I think we should slowly lop off body parts -- starting with things like fingers, toes and ears -- then slowly work our way inwards. After several hours of successively mutilating the thief -- and for the first offense, I might add; why wait for multiple offenses? -- they eventually die of shock, blood loss, or the loss of a vital organ. That will provide some real incentive not to steal, and there will be one less thief in the world, too! EVERYBODY wins! </sarc>

      Dude, you took a grain of truth and in your anger at the thief who stole your daughter's bicycle, twisted it into a complete mockery of what you claim to stand for. Yes, what happens to a victim is never fair. No, they never chose to become a victim. Therefore, ideally, they should be compensated for their loss, plus interest. However, there are two problems with your point of view. First, life isn't fair. Get over it. Most people figure this out in kindergarten, and move on. Your daughter didn't deserve to have her bicycle stolen. My wife and I didn't deserve to have a trusted friend and employee steal $18,000 from my wife's business, but it happened anyway. Excrement occurs, <shrug>. I can spend the rest of my life pissed about how we were wronged, or I can pick up the pieces and keep moving on. I'd rather move on. Second, by seeking vengeance upon the thief that far outweighs the wrong that was done to your daughter, you are creating a *second* victim. Will that really make anything better? Will that take away any of the harm that was done to your daughter when the bike was stolen? "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." Keep in mind that *ALL OF US* at some time or another have wronged someone else. I just thank God that others have had mercy on me when I've screwed up, and consequently, I've tried to have extend that same grace to those who have wronged me.

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    26. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Well said, and it's not just you. That's the kind of person I want to be, too.

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    27. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1, Troll

      Actually, I know what is like to have someone close to me murdered, so shut the FUCK UP.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradford_Bishop

      I grew up with his sons who were very good friends of mine. He and his wife were friends with my parents. The FBI came to our house when investigating the murders.

      My oldest daughter had an attempted rape. So Shut the FUCK UP.

      You have no idea the crap you're spewing to justify your stupid liberal insanity. Just because I was talking about a bicycle in relation to an article about how a bicycle (motorcycle) thief's punishment seem "over the top" by many here on Slashdot, doesn't mean I don't know what it means to be a victim.

      CRIME hurts more than the immediate victim. It harms society. And stupid idiots like yourself cant see the forest because the damn trees are in the way.

      You're just a douche bag.

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    28. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by gknoy · · Score: 1

      While I admire the clever humor, you bring up an even more subtle point: even harsh punishments do not always prevent crimes. The crimes which get the harshest punishments are often the ones done when farthest from thoughts about repercussions, and thus the detterence effect is not always clear.

    29. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you missed the second sentence, otherwise you wouldn't have bothered.

    30. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Punish too little or too much too often, and the public will slowly lose its respect for those upholding the law, and even for the law itself. That's why it is better to pronounce rational sentences, rather than let pity or anger get in the way too much.

      How are 'too little' and 'too much' defined? I propose the rate of recidivism, which for thieves is insanely high. As such, I suggest that the penalties are too light. Unfortunately, prison has been shown a poor deterrent as well.

      So what are we left with? What will deter petty criminals? As a society, we shouldn't have to simply chalk it up as a cost of doing business. We need a punishment that prevents thieves and similar criminals from harming society without having to support their worthless asses in jail.

    31. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      and then have to work for community services, such as IMBA, to keep trails maintained

      Generally, forced labour is a bad idea, because for most tasks it's pretty trival to deliberately do a job so badly that it costs twice as much, and takes twice as long, to put it right than it would have taken for the state to employ someone to do it in the first place. To quote Lisa Simpson: "Eh, slave* labour, you get what you pay for". There's also the question of principle, of the state trying to derive productive work, so it doesn't have to pay for it to be done, from the group of people that the same state has defined as criminals

      *yes, I know forcing criminals to work is an exception that most governments carve out for themselves in their laws outlawing slavery, but it's still forcing people to work without paying them which the fundamental definition.

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    32. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (I am not the person you replied to)

      I'm surprised that considering your close experience with crimes such as rape and murder, you are so upset about people who say "It's just a bicycle".
      Bicycle theft is nowhere as bad as rape or murder, and so the punishment for that crime should be lesser than for murder or rape. I would believe that a victim of murder or rape would be upset if someone said that bicycle theft is just as bad... Because that diminishes the victims of murder and rape.

      People are just trying to make the point that punishment should fit the crime, and in this case some people believe the punishment is excessive.

      Ironically, I was in fact the victim of bicycle theft and the cops did not even investigate. "So shut the FUCK UP".

      I know how I feel about having my bicycle stolen, I don't need you to tell me how I feel or should feel, and I can tell you I don't want the culprit to be punished excessively. In fact, I'd rather have the culprit reformed instead of punished. I would get more satisfaction by having the culprit apologize to me than by watching him suffer. Suggesting I would want to behave like some uncivilized barbarian who would take pleasure in seeing the thief of my bicycle suffer uselessly, now THAT diminishes me.

      I understand keeping your cool and not demanding revenge is harder when the crime is as serious as rape or murder, especially when the victim is someone you care for, but that's not the case for something less important like bicycle theft.

    33. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't bother arguing with this guy. Some people are violent and just looking for an excuse to exert violence legally and morally. You can tell them reforming criminals is better for society than exerting revenge, they still won't agree because they just want an excuse to harm others. It looks like he's likely to be one of these people, so you won't get anywhere.

      I'm willing to bet he also believes executing criminals in front of an audience like their death is supposed to be entertaining is not cruel enough.

    34. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      You have to admit, the punishments were effective.

      Actually, no they weren't. In medieval England where harsh punishment could be dolled out for theft, the rate of theft was still quite high.

    35. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe not paying money, but if they spent a month of wearing an ankle bracelet and having to report to a parole officer at odd hours and having to do community service picking up cigarette butts off the side of the road every other day during that period, they might consider the consequences of stealing a bike to be as big an inconvenience as it was to person from whom they stole the bike.

      I suppose the laws just aren't written well enough, but there really should be some discouragement that's designed to be a real pain-in-the-ass even if it's not the typical financial hit or incarceration. (Of which the first a homeless person could not pay, and the second might even be considered beneficial if shelters are hard to get into.) Who knows, perhaps corporal punishment like that public caning they occasionally use in places like Singapore isn't such a bad idea. No intent to cause permanent harm, but inflicting a period of pain and humiliation might make a greater point to some folks than loss of time or money. (Yeah I know, no cruel and unusual punishment. Yet being left to the devices of other inmates while incarcerated isn't? I find the legal system a tad hypocritical at times.)

    36. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, teach them something relating to the crime that may help them steal more in the future... That's a great idea...

    37. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by sg_oneill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your a good man, and you should be proud of yourself for with-holding those charges :)

      I had a similar thing. When I was a teenager, I got pretty badly assaulted for my wallet by some other young guys, leaving me in hospital with blood loss , a busted kneecap and a pulverized nose. The cops pretty quickly caught the kids, and pressed charges. Anyway, a week later I was visited by the mother of one of the kids, an elderly Aboriginal woman (Im in australia) and she basically gave me his story and the story of the family, and it was clear these people where destitute poor, completely wracked with alcoholism, and regardless, any fine paid was going to be paid by the parents not the kid (first offence, juvenile, at the time in the 1980s that usually just meant a fine here). So I spoke with my Dad, and instead we aproached the cops and asked the cops to drop the charges on the condition the kid came and helped my dad rebuild the driveway and back patio. 2 months of backbreaking working on weekends with my conservative old man. At the end of it, the kid was a new person, polite, genuinely remorseful about what he did to me and keen to get himself an apprenticeship as a builder.

      I bumped into him about 5 years ago, and he was a married roofing tiler with 3 kids and his own business. A little bit of compassion and the firm guidance of a firm but fair adult can turn any juvenile delinquent around.

      My nose is still fucked, alas.

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    38. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Boogaroo · · Score: 1

      While that is a very interesting story, it's certainly not the case for every juvenile offender.I have seen entire families that are crooks use their children to commit robberies, burglaries, shoplifting, and more. The reason is that the kids get slaps on the wrist and zero jail time for committing the same crimes as their older family members. There have been gang members so entrenched in gangs that they've beat their children for wearing the wrong color clothing!

      http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=823226&catid=14

      ST. PAUL, Minn. -- A St. Paul father has been charged for allegedly hitting his four-year-old son because the boy was wearing a shirt with the color of a rival gang

    39. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm... I'm pretty neutral on bicycle thieves. On one hand, it removes the bicycle from the douchbag. But on the other hand, it's just going to find its way to another douchebag.

      Now if they were just stealing them for the scrap metal value, I'd be all good with it.

    40. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, maybe. Personally I think we (Americans, I guess) are a little too hung up meting out punishment, when we should be addressing root causes. I'm not suggesting we give hugs to serial killers, I just wonder if focusing on "how do we make this person suffer" is really the most effective approach.

    41. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Improv · · Score: 1

      That may work, although paying simple restitution is not enough. We should rather have them pay a bit more than the inverse of the expected profit-including-risk to the owner of each bike they can be proven to have stolen, their name should be in a publicly accessible list of known stealers of bikes, *and* they should be forced to do community services.

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    42. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      This was NOT a bicycle, it was a motorbike.

    43. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by bigbird · · Score: 1

      I bumped into him about 5 years ago, and he was a married roofing tiler with 3 kids and his own business. A little bit of compassion and the firm guidance of a firm but fair adult can turn any juvenile delinquent around.

      Nice to hear a good news story. Good for you and him.

    44. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by fishexe · · Score: 1

      And, dude, seriously? ... it's a bicycle, and you want to get on with the old-testament wrath, like branding someone's forehead or hacking off appendages?

      I seem to recall the old testament saying things like "he who sheds the blood of man, by man shall his blood be shed" and "an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth", which seems to suggest, by extension, "a bicycle theft for a bicycle theft." I, for one, speaking as a two-time bicycle-theft victim, would be totally cool with getting to steal my bikes back.

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    45. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by fishexe · · Score: 1

      And, dude, seriously? ... it's a bicycle, and you want to get on with the old-testament wrath, like branding someone's forehead or hacking off appendages?

      You have to admit, the punishments were effective. There are no bicycle thefts recorded in the Old Testament or any contemporaneous document.

      Yes, but what about velocipede thefts?

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    46. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by fishexe · · Score: 1

      When I was picking it up at the police station, the cop who was filling out the report told me, "Look, we know who stole your bike. It was some homeless woman around town. You can press charges if you want, but personally I don't think it's worth it." Now, maybe it was saving him some paperwork on a misdemeanor larceny, but I tend to agree. I was angry about having the bike stolen, but I don't see the utility in it.

      What, you mean you didn't want to deprive her of the ability to use a computer? If I'd been in your shoes, that would've made me feel much better.

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    47. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had my bike stolen several years ago, after having forgotten to lock it up at night. At the time, it was my only means of transportation. It was a brand new bike, so I still had the serial number, and when the thief pawned it, the Austin PD flagged it in their database and I got it back.

      When I was picking it up at the police station, the cop who was filling out the report told me, "Look, we know who stole your bike. It was some homeless woman around town. You can press charges if you want, but personally I don't think it's worth it." Now, maybe it was saving him some paperwork on a misdemeanor larceny, but I tend to agree. I was angry about having the bike stolen, but I don't see the utility in it. You could fine her, but is she going to pay? And if she does, how will she pay---by stealing another bike? You could jail her for nonpayment of the fine, but that's not going to solve anything, either: spend some tax dollars on it, she'll get out quickly and be in roughly the same situation as before. It's just not worth it; there's no point.

      But that might just be me.

      Uhh, if you pressed charges she could have gone to jail and when she was released she would still be homeless but she would think twice about stealing another bike! Close your eyes and picture this homeless woman having murdered your wife.. or sister.. or mother.. would you go "aww she's homeless, I don't have the heart to press charges, she'll just get out and and be in the same situation again". Now imagine that she's white.

    48. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      You can force them to work, or you can force them to sit on their asses in prison. At least the former gets some use from them; the latter is nothing but an expense to society.

      We're not expecting top-of-the-line work from punishment-labour; we're just expecting them to be of more value than a seat-warmer in a 6x8 cell.

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    49. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by monkyyy · · Score: 1

      first ur " proper punishment" sounds a little on the ummm crazy side

      " facist right wingers (who would like about half of the population in them) to the bleeding heart liberal douchebags (who see it as a good way to turn your life around)"
      first off most "facist"s from my knowledge dont like taxes witch means no unreasonable stays there
      2nd most people who go to prison end up on more drugs then when they went in + who do they talk to all day everyday in those? people with strong morals and bright shining views on the world?

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    50. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      A good example of why I believe in restitution of some sort, rather than prison as a punishment. At the very least, restitution gets your property value back; at most it may give someone a leg up to a different life. Prison does nothing but spend a lot of taxpayer dollars, make bad habits worse, and generate resentment.

      [To be accurate, I believe in four possible punishments: death, restitution, exile/shunning, and forgiveness. But pointless confinement is not one of them.]

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    51. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by aiht · · Score: 1

      You can force them to work, or you can force them to sit on their asses in prison.

      Or you can force them to work while sitting on their asses in prison... don't they already do that in the US?

    52. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe. Personally I think we (Americans, I guess) are a little too hung up meting out punishment, when we should be addressing root causes. I'm not suggesting we give hugs to serial killers, I just wonder if focusing on "how do we make this person suffer" is really the most effective approach.

      (Dunno why other post is AC.)

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    53. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      No, it's not forced. But most prisoners are bored enough to want to work anyway.

      However, there's a limit to what kind of work can be done IN prison.

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    54. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what community service judgements are for.

    55. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      Actually, I know what is like to have someone close to me murdered, so shut the FUCK UP.

      Sucks to be you. However, your personal loss does not justify courts issuing capricious punishments that are unrelated to the crime they supposedly avenge. Wrath is not justice.

    56. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by chrb · · Score: 1

      but there were a lot of remediations available, too.

      Don't forget one of the best: If you rape a hot woman you pay 50 pieces of silver and marry her!

      "If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her."

    57. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Over-zealous punishments also harm society, reach far beyond the person being punished and can actually cause there to further victims in the future. Appropriate punishments that extend from an understanding of the crime and the criminal, without suffering bias from an emotional plea, serve society by helping people understand why they are being punished and giving them the opportunity to move away from crime as a lifestlye.

      Or to put in words you can understand - when you kill (or maim as you alluded to in an earlier post) a thief for being a thief, you become the next criminal and he becomes the victim that you are pleading with us to think of. When we give you an even harsher punishment (according the to method you have laid down) to discourage this kind of bevaviour, you and you're dependents become the victims again. Nothing is resolved and no-one is any better off.....

    58. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by ancientt · · Score: 1

      breadth of choices that exist between beating somebody until they're half dead

      Totally! My daughter has had several bikes stolen (two locked, one unlocked, hard to say what lesson is being taught there) and I'm of the inclination that beating someone half to death with a pipe would be too much. Maybe a quarter of the way for a repeat offender, maybe an eighth of the way for the theft of a locked bike, maybe only a sixteenth of the way for stealing an unlocked bike. I'm not clear on exactly how much being beaten a sixteenth of the way to death is, but I'll bet it is a lot worse than a paper-cut.

      Then there is the lopping off of appendages or branding option... well not for a bike unless you know, they're really a jerk about it. First time offenders, maybe just half a pinky toe for a bike but a whole pinky toe for a car. Maybe a second degree sunburn for jerks or just make them take a sip of really hot coffee and scald their tongue if they sound like they really mean it when they say they're sorry.

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    59. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Sorry, the loss was not just mine.

      That fact continues to escape you and your kind. By minimizing the loss, you simply afford more mercy to those that are criminals and less to all the victims.

      But you're to stupid to realize that crime affects more than just its immediate victims. Three of my friends didn't get a chance to grow up, that is my loss. Five members of society don't exist now because of crimes, and that is the loss to society.

      How I feel about Bradford Bishop is exactly how I feel about John Couey (convicted sex offender, murderer). I know one, never met the other. My personal loss is not at issue here.

      One might have a tinge of vengeance, the other has none. Justice is making sure that criminals stop being criminals one way or another. Jail is not Justice, it barely is punishment.

      I bet you're one of those people who think making people live in tents, wear pink underwear and eat bologna sandwiches are cruel and inhumane punishment.

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    60. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Alok · · Score: 1

      Harsh punishment IS a good deterrent; to any future would-be criminals whether they are burglars, robbers, murderers, rapists - or just bicycle thieves. It is a simple matter of risk / rewards, which these guys understand quite well - if say shoplifting meant 1 year in prison w/o parole, sure a lot of people will whine how it is 'excessive punishment' but far fewer people will take the risk to do so.

    61. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Alok · · Score: 1

      Just posting to say that I completely agree with your viewpoints; you're going to get a lot of flack for this but good to see that people are modding you up as well - no points or I would've done the same.

      People don't seem to get that 'mercy' is basically escaping consequences for (bad) actions; and as such should be a rare privilege of the powerful rather than a universal principle. A king can pardon a minister for treason, because there is an implied threat that any further intrigues will get him executed. For random crooks, getting easy bail or minimal sentences just encourages others with similar mentality who see the risk of getting caught as low, and the penalties if caught as being insufficient deterrent.

      I am very fortunate that none of my close friends or relatives has been the victim of a serious crime (bicycle examples aside, I'm sure many have had stuff stolen). But whenever I read about people committing multiple murders and getting off with 8 years and time off for good behavior etc. (or the usual 'insanity' plea!) I am amazed that family members of the victims just accept the punishment. If I was in their shoes, I would be tempted to go kill the murderer and then just announce 'ok now I will just sit in jail for 8 years instead, and I'm well behaved too so I'll be out in 4 yrs' .

    62. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      There's a lot more to this than meets the eye, too. First, 50 pieces of silver wasn't exactly chump change. Remember, Judas only got 30 pieces of silver for selling out the Messiah :) Second, I don't know how thrilled I'd be sleeping in the same house as a woman that I had raped. Can you say "Lorena Bobbit"? 8* *AND* he can't divorce her if she does...ahem...separate the naughty bits from the rest of his body. That's certainly some incentive not use this technique to marry the woman of your dreams if you aren't the man of hers. Finally, the fact that he was never allowed to divorce her basically says she can do whatever she wants and he has no recourse. In Hebrew culture at that time, a divorce was all but a death sentence to a woman. She couldn't own land or property, so her income came from the husband. Since she had been violated, no other man would want her (that seems offensive to most of us now -- myself included -- but was the norm for most cultures at that time), so if the rapist were to divorce her, she would most likely spend the rest of her life either begging for food or as a prostitute...not a good life, either way. So while being forced to marry the man who raped her may seem backwards and barbaric to us in our culture, it was at least guaranteeing her support for the rest of her life. It may have sucked, but it was (arguably) better than the alternative.

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    63. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      Sorry, the loss was not just mine.

      You're the only one bitching about it here...

      That fact continues to escape you and your kind.

      And what exactly is "my kind"? If you think my politics are those of the Dumbocratic party, or any major pressure group, you are mistaken.

      By minimizing the loss, you simply afford more mercy to those that are criminals and less to all the victims.

      But you're to stupid to realize that crime affects more than just its immediate victims.

      Crime affects all of society, the social order. So do the workings of the legal system. Crime is supposed to be an aberration -- it's bad, but we're trying to stop it. When the law is bad, that's much worse, because the law is supposed to be made in our image of a just society.

      Three of my friends didn't get a chance to grow up, that is my loss. Five members of society don't exist now because of crimes, and that is the loss to society.

      Again, sucks to be you. Sorry to hear about your loss. Still doesn't justify making turning our legal system into a draconian mockery of justice.

      How I feel about Bradford Bishop is exactly how I feel about John Couey (convicted sex offender, murderer). I know one, never met the other. My personal loss is not at issue here.

      One might have a tinge of vengeance, the other has none.

      Umm, who cares?

      Justice is making sure that criminals stop being criminals one way or another.

      Nope, that's not justice. That's helping criminals reform themselves, to reduce recidivism. Great idea, something I strongly support; but it's not justice per se. Justice is about balance and fairness.

      Jail is not Justice, it barely is punishment.

      I bet you're one of those people who think making people live in tents, wear pink underwear and eat bologna sandwiches are cruel and inhumane punishment.

      Damn straight, gee-dawg.

      Dehumanizing prisoners -- many of whom, in the Maricopa County Jail which you reference, are being held pending trial, and thus are not convicted of anything -- is barbaric. It speaks very very poorly to the morals of those who engage in and support dehumanizing policies. It is also extremely unlikely that treating prisoners inhumanely will result in their reformation into upstanding citizens.

      But you know what? Based on your arguments so far, I suspect you don't actually give a flying fuck about reforming criminals, reducing recidivism, and improving public safety. You just have a personal grievance, you want vengeance, but you're too cowardly to go exact that vengeance with your own two fists -- so you want the armed agents of the state to lash out on your behalf.

    64. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      The point I was driving at is that anyone determined enough (like someone who's pissed off at being forced to work) can do you work of negative value. Here's an example from WW2 - an allied bomber got shot up by a German fighter on its way back from a mission. Miraculously, it survived, and when they got back to the airfield, they fished the German autocannon shells out of the fuselage. When they examined them, they found that where there should have been a detonator, there was a note, in Czech, saying "this is all we can do for you now".

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    65. Re:Well, rationally speaking... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      That's a different thing (tho a very good story!) from someone who's bored out of their minds and looking for any excuse to do ANYTHING but sit on their ass in a 6x8 cell. To my understanding, most prisons have more volunteer labour than they can use, because of this. And if you fuck up, well, you lose that privilege.

      But meanwhile we're still paying $25k/year to maintain 'em while they sit on their ass in prison, learning better perp skills.

      In Another Discussion I had a different suggestion ... use hardcore prisoners to build the wall along the Mexican border. Let anyone who wishes to do so "escape" southward (after all, they've been generously 'sharing' their criminals with us, time to return the favour!) but if they return northward across the border, when they get caught, they get shot.

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  13. No web browsers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all the web browsers support https. what good is a computer without access to the internet?

    1. Re:No web browsers by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      More to the point every modern operating system encrypts and decrypts passwords to provide login authentication. Even if you aren't *using* a password, the capability remains in anything other than a heavily hacked up Linux or *BSD system (You'd have to remove pretty much the entire authentication system, which would in turn break things like gdm, so you'd have to remove that...). You couldn't even hope to remove the capability from a Windows or Mac system. So basically this kid can use a computer which has had a custom operating system hacked together for it, but is otherwise screwed.

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    2. Re:No web browsers by Entrope · · Score: 1

      Go directly to fail. Do not pass go. No operating system worth its salt encrypts or decrypts passwords. They use cryptographically strong one-way transformations instead. These are sometimes called hash or trap-door functions. Just about the last thing most OSes want when it comes to passwords is to be able to recover the password just from the bits stored on the disk. (Sometimes the hash function may be something that *used* to be cryptographically strong, but for which brute-force attacks are now feasible, but the general idea is the same.)

    3. Re:No web browsers by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      One way encryption is still encryption

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    4. Re:No web browsers by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 1

      One way encryption is still encryption

      So is ROT26.

    5. Re:No web browsers by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      But the password "encryption" is lossy. If you still call that encryption, I'll introduce you to my nice encryption program:

      #! /bin/bash
      rm "$1"
      touch "$1"

      It's strictly one-way and completely unbreakable.

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    6. Re:No web browsers by Terrasque · · Score: 1

      Three words for you : Windows Protected Storage

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    7. Re:No web browsers by mlts · · Score: 1

      Decrypts passwords? I know early versions of Windows which did that, but no modern OS ever would decrypt a password. Instead, the OS will take the inputted password, encrypt that against a random number (salt) a number of times (1000 for TrueCrypt for example), then check if the result is the same as a stored value. If it matches, the user is authenticated. The stored value can never be turned back into the user's password, just like a vat full of zombie parts can't be put together into an undead army by a chainsaw running in reverse.

    8. Re:No web browsers by drcheap · · Score: 1

      One way encryption is still encryption

      Perhaps, although when people [ab]use the term one-way encryption they pretty much always are referring to cryptographic hashing.

    9. Re:No web browsers by drcheap · · Score: 1

      But the password "encryption" is lossy. If you still call that encryption, I'll introduce you to my nice encryption program:

      #! /bin/bash
      rm "$1"
      touch "$1"

      It's strictly one-way and completely unbreakable.

      ...for the *nix implementation.

      Microsoft managed to produce an insecure implementation of that same algorigthm in DOS 5.0, easily cracked with the included UNDELETE.EXE utility. It was super efficient and could crack just about any such recently encrypted file in less than a second!

      ;-)

    10. Re:No web browsers by drcheap · · Score: 1

      just like a vat full of zombie parts can't be put together into an undead army by a chainsaw running in reverse.

      That's odd, my chainsaw has a lever with a iconic depiction of zombie parts fusing together on one side. I wanted to know how it worked, seems there is a sliding gear on the other end, and that apparently makes the blade go the other way.

      The sales guy said it could could have dangerous consequences, and that I should never use it. Now you've got me tempted to try it to see if it really works. All I need is a pile of zombie parts, anyone care to donate a few?

  14. Computer with no encryption by psergiu · · Score: 1

    He can use a Commodore 64. Or a Speccy. :)

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  15. What happened to the 8th? by Defenestrar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

    So how does the punishment fit the crime? How is it even relevant? How is forbidding this kid from using an online bank (or anything else with https, or a physical network with a properly secured wireless connection) not excessive bail, or cruel, or unusual?

    Take this on up the chain of justice you bike-thieving scoundrel. I'll fight to have you punished for your crime, but I'm fully in support of prohibiting our law from water-boarding you or forcing you to live in the last century. From a practical standpoint the water-boarding is probably less cruel - outside of the psych damage - it's over when it's done. The other prevents you from becoming a normally functioning member of modern society.

    1. Re:What happened to the 8th? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      What happened to reading up on something before replying and looking like an idiot?

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    2. Re:What happened to the 8th? by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Cruel and unusual punishment? Come one - given the choice of probation while limiting your computer usage (NOT prohibiting it) or spending a year in prison, you think the *former* would be worse?

    3. Re:What happened to the 8th? by idontgno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So how does the punishment fit the crime?

      It doesn't. It's completely offtopic.

      And that makes me think: court decisions need Slashdot moderation! This ruling: -1 Offtopic. Software patents are valid? -1 Overrated. Blizzard can disable your copy of Starcraft II for local single-player cheating? -1 Flamebait!

      And everyone will clamor to have their cases tried in front of high-karma judges! I tell you, this could completely revamp jurisprudence! It's the best thing to happen to justice since trial by jury of peers!

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    4. Re:What happened to the 8th? by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      I was trying to fit in with the /. meme ;)

      And yes - oopsie

    5. Re:What happened to the 8th? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Well I suggest that you read the transcript.
      The Slashdot summary is so bad that it is just shameful.
      IMHO this is in no way cruel and unusual in fact I would say it is light.

      This person was caught with stolen goods. He was riding a 50cc dirtbike on a highway.
      The motorcycle was stolen and he couldn't say where he got it from.
      He also was on probation for shooting someone with a pellet gun.
      He was also has an on going drug problem.
      In other words the judge could have thrown his but right in kiddie prison for violation of probation!
      There isn't any Facebook in jail folks.
      So this idiot is facing a very light house arrest and some restrictions for probation violations. Not that harsh of a punishment If anything this should be a story about how hard it is to write good restrictions for tech. How can you say that you can use PGP to send encrypted emails but SSL is okay?
      You can use a bank card but you can not use TOR? It is a very common restriction for probation that you can not communicate with felons, own a gun, and so on and so forth. How does one enforce those restrictions in the modern age?
      So no it is so far from what Slashdot posted that it isn't funny.

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    6. Re:What happened to the 8th? by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      It is not a punishment. It is a condition of his probation. His probation is what he received in lieu of his punishment, which would have been jail time. He does not have to take probation. He can always elect to do the time in jail or prison.

    7. Re:What happened to the 8th? by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      Not a bike-thieving scoundrel. Just a stolen motorcycle buying kid. But being on probation and also being a ward of the state, I think they just want to stop him from hanging out with his friends.

    8. Re:What happened to the 8th? by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      So he was offered punishment A or punishment B.
      And it's ok for punishment A to be cruel and unusual, so long as punishment B is merely heavy-handed?

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    9. Re:What happened to the 8th? by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      No, he was sentenced to punishment A,which includes jail time, and offered a chance to not serve the time in jail if he is willing to comply with the rules put forth by the court. Probation is not punishment, it is a chance to avoid part of the punishment in exchange for government oversight one one's life.

    10. Re:What happened to the 8th? by ancientt · · Score: 1

      You raise I good point I wish I saw addressed more on this page: How do you set good technical restrictions? I think that most of the comments bemoaning this judge's choice are ignoring that what the judge (probably) wants is just to keep the kid off of social media sites and ensure that he knows people can see what he is doing on the computer.

      There seems little question that the judge lacks expertise in the technical descriptions for a computer's use, and maybe that should be better, but the critics don't have a lot of suggestions. I'd like to know, if you are a judge who wants to keep a kid off of social media and ensure that the kid knows people can see what he or she is doing on the computer, how do you write the restriction?

      Oh, and I don't usually comment on spelling or grammar since they're really secondary to successful communication, but ouch! You really, really, need to practice proof reading your comments. I think I figured out what you meant to say, but it took a lot more work than it should have. Consider these as ways you could have better said what I thought you intended:

      • "He was also has an on going drug problem" - He had or has an ongoing drug problem
      • "In other words the judge could have thrown his but right in kiddie prison for violation of probation!" - In other words, the judge could have thrown his butt right in kiddie prison for violation of probation
      • "Not that harsh of a punishment If anything this should be a story..." - Not that harsh of a punishment. If anything, this should be a story...
      • "say that you can use PGP to send encrypted emails" - say that you can not use PGP to send encrypted emails
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    11. Re:What happened to the 8th? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      The problem is that that writing anything in the legal profession is in many ways a lot like making a wish in DnD.
      You must carefully put every detail into words and the other party is going to try and find anyway to prevent you from getting what you want without some causing you a large amount of grief.

      In this case the judge could have prohibited any obscured or encrypted communications. Honestly banking and online purchases are not going to be a big problem since he is only 15. Make his mommy and daddy do it for him since they seem to need practice keeping an eye on him.
      The main thing I want to get past everyone was this person was in a lot of trouble. Frankly he seems to be a punk on his way to spending a lot of time in jail.

      I do find it very amusing that you bring up proofreading in a comment that starts off with an error.
      "You raise I good point"

      Don't worry I know what you meant. That is the thing about Slashdot. None of use get paid to post here so who cares if we can understand.

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    12. Re:What happened to the 8th? by ancientt · · Score: 1

      Well said sir.

      You also bring up a good reason to avoid criticizing someone's writing. As soon as I criticize, I find my own indelible errors glaring back at me.

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  16. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you don't use 128 encryption on YOUR bicycle?

  17. Australia by Hatta · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Figures.

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    1. Re:Australia by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Hm, maybe not. I mistook a link to another story as a tag line. Where did this actually take place, I'm not finding it in the article.

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    2. Re:Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      California.

    3. Re:Australia by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Figures...

  18. https://? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Visit one https:// URL and you have violated your probation!

  19. One thing perhaps overlooked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not protest that this would prevent him from buying stuff online?

    1. Re:One thing perhaps overlooked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not protest that this would prevent him from buying stuff online?

      Congratulations. You've managed to max out on Stupid and Funny at the same time.

  20. Motorcycle by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

    timothy, RTFA.

  21. And how did they define computer ? by RichMan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Poor kid, cannot use a cell phone. Cannot use a bank machine. Cannot use a bus or subway with automatic ticketing.

    If you want to force the definition of "encryption" to character encoding there are going to be microwaves, refrigerators and washing machines he cant' use.

    1. Re:And how did they define computer ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would think he couldn't use any computer with a modern web browser due to SSL. Thus I think the overturn of the social networking is a moot point as he would already be banned from using it.

      It seems like it would be awfully hard for him to get a job. Granted he's a teenager and I only read the article not the actual terms of the probation, but it still seems awfully harsh.

    2. Re:And how did they define computer ? by boristdog · · Score: 5, Funny

      Most cars are pretty much run by computer too.

      Kid will need a bicycle. Oh, wait...

    3. Re:And how did they define computer ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He probably can't use the courts system either, or ride in police cars, or live in prison.

    4. Re:And how did they define computer ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kid will need a bicycle. Oh, wait...

      And thus the vicious cycle begins anew...

      Had the kid only braked or backpedaled he would not now be caught up in the slowly turning gears of justice.
      Unable to break his chain he will eventually be broken on the spokes of the great wheel of karma.

    5. Re:And how did they define computer ? by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      If that was any more clever, it would have had a hint of clever.

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  22. Maybe https:// isn't "knowingly" using crypto? by redelm · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Perhaps ignorance is bliss -- it sure seems so for the Judiciary. Every browser I know (except lynx and links) has encryption software to handle https:/// links. Most banks and reputable business require it.

    Perhaps this is judicially considered "security software", but how can it be reliably distinguished from the forbidden "encryption software"? This seems unconstitutionally vague.

    1. Re:Maybe https:// isn't "knowingly" using crypto? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Lynx has supported https for years.

    2. Re:Maybe https:// isn't "knowingly" using crypto? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Even lynx and links have SSL support. Maybe Java One Start doesn't do https?

    3. Re:Maybe https:// isn't "knowingly" using crypto? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My links (2.2) does handle https:///

    4. Re:Maybe https:// isn't "knowingly" using crypto? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lynx has versions with encryption, and IPv6 too. Depending on how the judge defines things, maybe use of IPv6 would be considered encryption.

  23. httpS by Tei · · Score: 1

    he can't use browsers

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    1. Re:httpS by bigrockpeltr · · Score: 1

      browsers? is that a fancy word for netcat? but he cant use cell phones

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    2. Re:httpS by Myopic · · Score: 1

      People keep saying he can't use a browser, but from my understanding he couldn't even use any computer that has user logins, which is all modern operating systems. Don't they all keep passwords in an encrypted file? He'll have to go back to Mac System 7 to find an OS without user logins. Luckily, System 7 didn't have web browsers, either, so he'll have a bitchin' time playing Lemmings to his heart's content.

  24. I'd bet... by xmarkd400x · · Score: 1

    I'd bet that he somehow used a computer to steal the motorcycle. The courts don't typically give out that kind of computer punishment unless a computer was used in the crime. Perhaps it was a craigslist scam or something?

    1. Re:I'd bet... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      And if he used a phone in the crime, he's forbidden to use phones?
      What if he hid something in his clothes, is he then required to be naked?

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    2. Re:I'd bet... by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      He paid $200 to a guy named Skye for the bike. He was never charged with stealing a bike, but with receiving stolen property.

  25. Seems perfectly reasonable to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at it this way: Violent offenders have their 2nd amendment rights taken away, and nobody seems to think that's a bad idea. Sex offenders in many states are barred from living in certain areas (near schools, playgrounds, daycares, etc), and nobody seems to think that's a bad idea.

    And so, the upcoming tidal wave of nerd rage will be totally unjustified, because all of you basement dwellers will be shocked to think that your right to encrypt your porn might be taken away. Queue someone saying that "it's only a matter of time before the MPAA/BSA/etc. gets such injunctions placed on file sharers/software pirates/grandmas", or someone pretending that the Constitution was ever meant to protect criminals.

    The perp from TFA is just that - a convicted criminal, and society is choosing to suspend certain of his rights.

    The bottom line, here, is that criminals are offenders against society, and have, to an extent, forfeited their rights.

    Move along, nothing to see here.

    1. Re:Seems perfectly reasonable to me. by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, a lot of us also object to the idea that "inalienable rights" can be revoked just because you are a felon.

      Although probation is something that sits in place of incarceration. It's not permanent. Restrictions during probation
      are a bit different from being permanently dis-enfranched. That said, a guy needs to be able to make his way in the
      world as it is even if he is scum.

      As a matter of public policy, it makes no sense to deprive scum of the ability to legally fend for themselves. All this
      does is just intentionally breed more crime.

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    2. Re:Seems perfectly reasonable to me. by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point. Every modern operating system has encryption built in to its lowest levels. He can't use a *computer* as the restriction is written. What's step one to using a system? Logging in, right? And what happens to your password when you log in? It's encrypted with a one way algorithm and compared to a known hash. "Well, you say, simply turn off logins on on the computer he uses." After all, nearly every system allows it to be turned off, and just boots to a single user's desktop. Only problem is that the capability is still there. He's not barred from using encryption, he's barred from using a computer with encryption software installed. Which is pretty much every computer with any operating system written in the last 15 years.

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    3. Re:Seems perfectly reasonable to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      AC wrote:

      Sex offenders in many states are barred from living in certain areas (near schools, playgrounds, daycares, etc), and nobody seems to think that's a bad idea.

      I think it's a bad idea. Anyone who has actually considered the consequences think it's a bad idea as well. Many people who live in the tiny areas where these laws concentrate all the sex offenders think it's a bad idea. Of course, most of them just think "can't we get them banned from here too?!" without caring where they go after that. The only people who think things like that are a good idea are people who lack the foresight to realize the consequences or who just don't care. The funny thing is that they're always called "unintended consequences" but you can always find someone who thought about it and tried to inform the people who made the decision about what would happen and was ignored.

      So, yes, criminals may have forfeited some of their rights. They certainly have to in order to be locked up, but that doesn't mean it's rational to throw any restriction you want at them. They have to make sense and be fair. Yes, that's right, fair. Even criminals have a right to fair treatment. You can't simultaneously let them walk around and set up the rules so that just trying to live in what would be a non-criminal manner for other people sends them right back to jail. This kid is a minor, so he probably doesn't have to pay a lot of bills online, handle bank accounts, etc. (although he might). Most adults simply won't be able to get by in the modern world without making use of things that are forbidden to this kid.

    4. Re:Seems perfectly reasonable to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's encrypted with a one way algorithm and compared to a known hash.

      That's not encryption. Encryption can be decrypted. One way algorithms cannot.

    5. Re:Seems perfectly reasonable to me. by fishexe · · Score: 1

      As a matter of public policy, it makes no sense to deprive scum of the ability to legally fend for themselves. All this does is just intentionally breed more crime.

      Well, to be fair, it's not quite intentional. The a-holes who breed more crime always manage to think they're fighting crime and being "tough on crime"; they breed more crime by idiocy, not by intent.

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  26. No pity by Quato · · Score: 1

    Bike thieves are the worst kind of scum. Restricting someone from encryption is just ignorant. I guess this kid shouldn't use an ATM, credit card, or any other electronic transaction. Not to mention he shouldn't work anywhere where they use email, a database that encrypted, or even a secure web page.

  27. no encryption by jeoeoeoeorb · · Score: 1

    He wasn't allowed to use a computer that had 'encryption,

    Want to log in to your baking site with ssl. Sorry kid.

    1. Re:no encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Want to log in to your baking site with ssl. Sorry kid.

      Yeah, you wouldn't want anyone intercepting your recipe for sourdough, best not to go to any baking sites at all :)

    2. Re:no encryption by powerlord · · Score: 1

      He wasn't allowed to use a computer that had 'encryption,

      Want to log in to your baking site with ssl. Sorry kid.

      Fortunately he can still post to Slashdot.

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    3. Re:no encryption by iammani · · Score: 1

      Not with a browser that supports SSL. Someone should compile him an open source browser that has encryption removed.

  28. The court order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    15-year-old ward of the state with history of drug use on probation for shooting someone with a pellet gun found riding a dirt bike hotwired with no papers and bullshit excuse of buying it for cash from "some guy."

    This seems to be a very troubled kid who will soon become a adult criminal.

    It seems the story is spun to get us excited about taking away our encryption.

    1. Re:The court order by rotide · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So anyone that does something knowingly illegal should be barred from basically touching a computer? Even if not in prison? Because I see no reason why this guy is a menace to or with computers and thus there should be no reason to restrict his use of computers.

    2. Re:The court order by steveg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This punishment sounds a lot like, "You are so grounded."

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    3. Re:The court order by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      My kingdom for a mod point.

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    4. Re:The court order by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 2, Funny

      sounds like john connor

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    5. Re:The court order by bws111 · · Score: 1

      That is exactly what it is. A minor punishment for a minor crime.

    6. Re:The court order by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Exactly, we should just let the government decide what punishment is proper for our kids now.

      Oh boy, that hurt to type.

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    7. Re:The court order by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would not consider being effectively banned from using any modern computer (or smartphone, etc.) a "minor" punishment. If that was not the judge's intent then the court clearly does not understand the implications of its own sentence. They even specifically lifted the ban on using social networks, but it is impossible to log in to most social networks without HTTPS, which requires encryption software.

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    8. Re:The court order by bws111 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The government is this kids parents. He is a ward of the state.

    9. Re:The court order by insufflate10mg · · Score: 1

      Would the court's restrictions also bar him from writing a ciphered letter to a friend? If so, your point is moot -- the court is simply attempting to stop a criminal from encrypting what could be something related to a crime. If not, I disagree with the court's ruling on a liberty level but in application it might be called for.

    10. Re:The court order by insufflate10mg · · Score: 1

      ... but it is impossible to log in to most social networks without HTTPS ...

      Name one.

    11. Re:The court order by Pharmboy · · Score: 2

      I agree with you on principal, but fail to see why they need computers in prison. Perhaps they could sell the computers, TVs and air conditioning systems to pay for better guards, to prevent anal rape and gang violence within the system instead.

      In NC, we still have schools with no AC, yet all prisons have AC. How fucked up is that? A student has to break the law just to get an average air temperature under 80 degrees.

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    12. Re:The court order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The judge likely doesn't realize that HTTPS involves encryption, though, so...

    13. Re:The court order by Mathinker · · Score: 1

      > but it is impossible to log in to most social networks without HTTPS

      Maybe someone should tell him about Slashdot? If he were to restrict himself to only infringing on copyrights, it would be a big improvement overall!

    14. Re:The court order by Lobachevsky · · Score: 1

      Facebook, MySpace, Orkut -- everyone of these requires https for sending username and password. They switch back to normal http after the login because https puts load on their system.

    15. Re:The court order by Lobachevsky · · Score: 4, Funny

      The judge must be a T-1000 sent here to prevent John Conner from becoming l33t.

    16. Re:The court order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is his name john connor? Maybe we should be worried.

    17. Re:The court order by nschubach · · Score: 2, Informative

      Being a ward of the court (from the first page of the order... I didn't read it all I admit, so if you saw it otherwise, I apologize) does not mean you are a parent-less child. It simply means that you are under guardianship by someone other than your natural parents. That could be for breaking the law or abuse so we can't know for sure if he has parents or is being held in juvenile detention. (from what I understand of "ward of the court.") Though, IANAL so I could be wrong.

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    18. Re:The court order by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      That's a crucial bit of information there. This whole thing makes a lot more sense to me now.

    19. Re:The court order by bws111 · · Score: 1

      Because the whole discussion is about his probation, he is obviously not in detention. He either doesn't have parents, or all their parental rights have been stripped. In either case, the state is acting as his parents now.

    20. Re:The court order by causality · · Score: 1

      If not, I disagree with the court's ruling on a liberty level

      I don't know about you, but for me, that would be my sole concern.

      but in application it might be called for.

      Not if it sets a bad precedent that can harm liberty for others. "The punishment must fit the crime" is good for everyone. It's so good for everyone that it is not worth throwing it out, no matter how much of an asshole this guy might be.

      Had this been an online crime then the argument could be made that this punishment does fit the crime. It wasn't an online crime.

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    21. Re:The court order by causality · · Score: 1

      The government is this kids parents. He is a ward of the state.

      Well, yeah. You didn't really think a little career-criminal-in-training like this guy was a member of a nuclear family with a loving mother and father who are involved in his life and prepared to give him guidance and correction, did you? I'd be amazed if he even knows who his father is. I'd be more amazed still if his mother made a planned, conscious decision to have a child prior to his birth.

      Yeah, it's possible he had all of those things and still went rotten. But it's extremely unlikely. Terrible parenting remains the biggest criminal factory known to man. So now the government is his parents. That's better than nothing but still terrible. Government has no idea how to raise a child into a healthy adult; it's too busy finding ways to treat adults like children and make them dependent. The net effect of government is therefore the exact opposite of what you would want here.

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    22. Re:The court order by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The judge has limited his educational and vocational possibilities with this order. His interaction with most nearly any electronic communication and/or device with access control is now barred. Poor education, no job. Hmm, I wonder what we'll find this kid end up doing for money...?

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    23. Re:The court order by ultranova · · Score: 1

      That is exactly what it is. A minor punishment for a minor crime.

      A huge, arbitrary punishment for a minor crime. In short, just the kind the "tough on crime" -crowd will be salivating over, thus helping this judge get re-elected at this kid's expence.

      Just saying.

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    24. Re:The court order by EdIII · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It seems the story is spun to get us excited about taking away our encryption.

      Not at all. The specifics of the case are totally irrelevant. Taking away encryption for any reason is a fundamental violation of our most basic rights.

      This should concern you. I assume that you are productive member of society without a criminal record right? You're a good innocent person, so ostensibly, you have nothing to fear from the government right?

      Well when something as low-level as the theft of a bicycle can starting taking away basic rights, you should be concerned. One day you might find yourself in a situation beyond your control, and a simple bar fight, or some other misunderstanding and then your rights start to dissipate.

      I don't even support taking away rights from felons. That is ridiculous. If they are released from prison they are supposedly rehabilitated and no longer a threat to society? Then why are we making them 2nd class citizens with permanent punishment? Why on Earth should a felon not be allowed to participate in the democratic process? Taking away guns may make sense if they were violent, but once again, if we fear them enough to take away their right to gun ownership perhaps they should still be in prison.

      It's easy to dismiss what happens to a criminal and look down upon them. However, you may be surprised about how easy it is for governments to start making criminals of us all. Especially, when it allows them to mitigate such inconvenient things like your fundamental right to privacy?

      I don't care what this kid did. If he is no longer being detained and punished he deserves his right to privacy, and therefore, encryption. This is not a case of FUD, or spin on a news article. Ridiculous crap like this in a court of a law needs to see the light of day and be discussed for what it is - the seeds of oppression.

    25. Re:The court order by tombeard · · Score: 1

      It means the parental rights are being usurped by the court, which asserts the court judgments to override any parental decisions.

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    26. Re:The court order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he could just go to jail or whatever the sentence was for the crimes he committed. Deals like this are meant to give him a break, free up jail space etc. Don't want the restrictions? Don't get convicted of any crimes! And if you do get convicted, take the high ground and take the full sentence. I am sure they will let you use a computer in jail!

    27. Re:The court order by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      it's a quite major punishment, depending on who the judge is the judge might not see it as a major punishment.

      but basically he wouldn't be able to get any job with those restrictions, wouldn't be able to attend education, wouldn't be able to find books from a library, wouldn't be able to do banking, wouldn't be able to apply for university, wouldn't be able to order a motorbike.. however, many 60-70 year olds don't understand anything of this or how disadvantaged it makes you if you're computer illiterate.

      (not to mention cellphones. he would not be legally able to place a call from a modern phone)

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  29. ATMs??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can he use ATMs? Or does he have to get his money from a walk-up teller so the teller uses the encryption?

  30. The judge could just revoke his parole... by moronikos · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...and allow him to finish the rest of his sentence in jail or prison. If he's on probation that means he was convicted of the crime and therefore bail is not involved at all. If not being allowed to use a computer is cruel and unusual punishment, then my whole childhood was cruel and unusual. I guess he'll just have to learn to read books, talk to people, play board games, and play sports.

    1. Re:The judge could just revoke his parole... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, and he could even state he doesn't want probation with those terms. He might even just spend a short time in jail and get booted due to over crowding.

    2. Re:The judge could just revoke his parole... by natehoy · · Score: 1

      He's 15, a "ward of the state", and it sounds like he's already in juvie prison. Sending him to real pound-you-in-the-ass prison would really be less "cruel and unusual" than the State acting like the parent it legally is and grounding him?

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  31. Headline is WRONG by geekoid · · Score: 1

    It was a motorcycle, not a bicycle.

    And the juvenile has a history of drug use, violence, and other criminal activity.

    So consider that when replying.

    From what I read, this kid needs some one more positive in his everyday life. Also, this result is better then putting him in jail.

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  32. Well duh... by Arancaytar · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's so that if he steals another bike, he won't be able to hide it in an encrypted partition on his hard drive.

    1. Re:Well duh... by cpghost · · Score: 1

      Or rather, if he finds another bike, he won't be able to decrypt it by XORing it with the previous bike he stole...

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  33. Sweet jesus by Xacid · · Score: 1

    1) Bicycle != Motorcycle. 2) Poorly/not cited. 3) My first question was "what country was this in"? And you can't find that directly in the article. BAH HUMBUG.

    1. Re:Sweet jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      two wheeled motorcycle = motorised bicycle

    2. Re:Sweet jesus by SomeJoel · · Score: 1

      Do you park that near your horseless carriage?

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  34. bicycle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was a 50cc Honda motorcycle, tard.

    what counts as a computer these days? Netbook? Smartphone? gaming console? blu-ray player? They all have encryption software. And can support chat.Does that mean he can't do any banking online?

  35. HELLO??? ACLU??? by stevegee58 · · Score: 1

    Are you listening? We need you again.

  36. Isn't there a law against this? by erroneus · · Score: 1

    Isn't there something in the constitution about unusual punishment? When the punishment does not fit the crime, I have to say that it is unusual.

  37. That's stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless the crime involves computers, why the hell should the sentence involve them!?

  38. I'll go out on a limb here... by mea37 · · Score: 1

    It's tough to research this case based on the information given, so I suppose we'll all just have to guess; but I don't believe the judge just arbitrarily decided to put these restrictions on the kid if they were truly unrelated to the crime.

    How did he arrange to receive the stolen motorcycle (which, btw, is not a bicycle; it's likely a lot more valuable and the crimes involved in stealing it were likely a lot more serious in nature)? I bet his end of the deal was brokered over the Internet.

    Does that make the restrictions "reasonable"? Well, there's two sides to that. Any probation is still less restrictive than imprisonment, which would be a legitimate option. But if you argue that the court might not realize just how much restriction it's imposing, that may be so.

    Either way, I fail to be outraged at the level TFA is trying to incite through its selective reporting of information on a topic where I can't research the missing details myself.

    1. Re:I'll go out on a limb here... by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      How did he arrange to receive the stolen motorcycle

      He didn't, not really. He was found riding a dirt bike which had obviously been hotwired. He said "Oh, didn't noticed that, I bought it from some guy". I.E. he stole it, but they can't prove beyond reasonable doubt that there was no "some guy", but at least can prove beyond reasonable doubt that he knew it was stolen (no key, hotwired).

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    2. Re:I'll go out on a limb here... by mea37 · · Score: 1

      If ever the phrase "citation needed" applied... especially as you imply knowledge of the case beyond waht was proven (i.e. you imply that the kid didn't buy it from "some guy")...

      But that doesn't really matter. Eevn if the kid is lying and stole it himself, if his story is that he bought it from some guy, then his testimony to that effect is evidence. Not the strongest evidence, but if there's no evidence to the contrary, then his story is what the judge has to go by in determining probation terms. So the question still stands: how (in the story as the kid told it) did he meet "some guy" and arrange to receive the motorcycle?

      If it works out that he's finding his probation overly restrictive due to details of a lie he told to try to mitigate his responsiblity, well that's just poetic justice.

    3. Re:I'll go out on a limb here... by canajin56 · · Score: 1
      Citation

      When asked about the motorcycle's registration, J.J. told Deputy Duesler that he had purchased it from a guy he knew only as Skye for $200 three or four days before. J.J. did not have the pink slip. He was also unable to provide Deputy Duesler with a phone number or address for Skye. An inspection of the motorcycle showed that it had been modified to operate without a key. Deputy Duesler arrested J.J. after he determined that the motorcycle was stolen.

      How, in the story as he told it, did he meet Skye to buy the motorcycle? He doesn't say. Because he didn't testify. He didn't go to trial, he plead out in exchange for (stricter) probation. All he said on the matter is that it was a person named Skye, and he doesn't know where Skye lives or how to contact him. In case you still doubt, but don't feel like reading the whole decision:

      There is nothing in the undisputed record to suggest J.J. used instant messaging or social networking sites to obtain the stolen motorcycle or drugs. Thus, the probation condition suffers from the same defect as Holm, Stevens and the ban on J.J. using the Internet for non- school-related purposes.

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  39. We need mod system for ARTICLES not just comments by tomkost · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have mod points today and would mod this whole article down... it's a complete waste of time.

  40. Time to get more than one computer. by orsty3001 · · Score: 1

    I'd use one for whatever I wanted and let them check other other one.

  41. Encrypting email!? by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The articles author asks incredulously whether that means that he can;t even encrypt his email.

    Strange as it may seem, email encryption is not all that common amongst anyone except geeks, professionals in certain fields and some of the more tech-savvy criminals. I suspect that this kid is none of these. Preventing email encryption was probably the specific reason this was included in the first place.

    Here's a bigger problem - go to facebook.com. Log in. Notice how you get directed to an encrypted webpage? So he's still not allowed to use facebook. Or even use jut about any web browser (I guess some of the older version of Mosaic or Lynx might have been pre-https)

  42. Typical slashdot crap by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It already starts bad when an editor doesn't know the difference between a bicycle and a motorcycle. Yes, the work bike is used to describe them both and the US is NOT alone in this (in Holland the term is "fiets" and this can be used for a motorcycle) BUT in both English in Dutch this is ONLY done if there is no possibility of confusion.

    In this case there is.

    Further more, there is NO such thing as being MERELY in possesion of stolen property. If you are found guilty it is because you are a criminal, typically because you stole it directly OR obtained it at an unlikely price. That is, if you buy a bike for 10 dollars, you are expected to know that means it is stolen. No court will convict you of being in possesion of stolen property if you can show that you couldn't have known, buy a 100 dollar value bike for 50 might be reasonable. Buying something you could reasonably suspect of being stolen is what fences do, which is illegal.

    Then there is the case of the this "kid" having committed other offences. This is no "innocent" teen who just happened to think he got lucky on a deal.

    Finally, when you are convicted and sentenced in court, a lot of the rights you assume were natural are taken from you. Criminals can have all sorts of sanctions imposed. From restrictions were they can go, to how far they can travel, from leaving the country, to have to report regurlary, to not drinking, not causing a further nuisance (probation), not talking to people, not talking to certain people (offence for all criminals released from jail after serving their sentence to associate with known felons) etc etc. And YES, the system DOES take account of new developments and the crime and the tools used in it.

    A child rapist might be forbidden to come near childeren, but a criminal businessman can be forbidden from running a business. If you scam people over the phone, you can be forbidden from using one, just a drunk driver may not drive a car.

    Now, slashdot editor, is it THAT hard to imagine that as criminals use the internet and encryption that they are then forbidden to use it?

    Gosh, this sounds a lot like those cry stories where a person is banned from driving for being drunk and then claim they really need the car and is it fair to deprive them of said car... HELLO? Punishment is SUPPOSED to hurt. Probation is supposed to send the message, we are watching you. If you don't want more restriction, behave AND behave better then a NORMAL citizen who has NOT been convicted and sentenced.

    Newsflash, criminal punishment is punishing criminals. OMG! The horrorz!

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    1. Re:Typical slashdot crap by MathFox · · Score: 1
      While I don't mind putting some restrictions on someone while (s)he's on probation; the laundry list of conditions sounded like something typed in a decade (or more) ago with some conditions added over time. It is so convenient to have a standard list, without regard for the probatee or his crime!

      It is good to have relevant restrictions as conditions for porbation (no alcohol for people convicted of intoxication related crimes), but I don't see any good in a total restriction of computer use for a petty thief (unless he brokers on ebay).

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    2. Re:Typical slashdot crap by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      This is what I got from the story. I did think some of the restrictions imposed were strangely vague, but the kid should be thankful he's not serving his time in jail and just on probation.

      As for the whole encryption thing, I think it's written vaguely but I think the intent is to prevent the kid from using stuff with encrypted volumes like TrueCrypt or the like, so that he can't hide anything from the courts while under probation. Using ATMs or even online banking shouldn't really be forbidden. Obviously I'm interpreting the order as someone who has brain cells (the prosecution can argue that he can't use ATMs since it's technically an encrypted channel to the bank and could probably confirm it that way) but I'm just not seeing the likelihood.

      When in doubt, I'd just feign ignorance. Most kids don't know what https is. It'd be hard to talk your way out of having encrypted volumes on your hard drive since that defines the restriction to a T, but telling the judge you honestly don't understand that https is any different than http doesn't seem like a stretch to me.

      I think the courts just want someone to be able to log onto the kids machine and make sure he's not violating his probation.

  43. I wonder if WPA counts as encryption? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    So if his laptop joins a network that has wep or wpa encryption, he's in violation? What if he goes to a website that requires https? Or logs into any site that encrypts one's credentials?

    I have to wonder if they really thought that through.

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  44. There ARE Alternatives to Probation by Toad-san · · Score: 1

    So, if the terms of his "Get Out Of Jail Free" card were too onorous ... what were the alternatives?

    Screw him, thieving bastige. Let him see how six months (or six years?) in jail for Grand Theft Larceny suits him.

  45. So, he can't use a browser by MattW · · Score: 1

    Since basically every browser supports SSL/TLS for https: connections.

    1. Re:So, he can't use a browser by skywire · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up, already! What a clueless idiot the judge is.

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    2. Re:So, he can't use a browser by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Forget about browsers, he can't use any computer with an encrypted user password file.

  46. In other news... by LowerTheBar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Computer Thief Barred From Using Handlebars

  47. no encryption is probably because by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Interesting

    the 'legal system' wants an effort-free way to check up on his activities.

    encryption only makes 'law enforcement's job harder. and so to ease their job, they tell the kid he can't communicate in private anymore.

    I find this more criminal than ANY theft any kid could do.

    as usual, our legal system is broken beyond belief. I know there is a lot of missing data here, but I cannot think of any other reason to inflict this does not jibe with the crime kind of punishment.

    it has to be that they want an easy 'in' to his computer at any time and with no 'complications'.

    seems wrong. I can see what they WANT, but just because they WANT it does not mean they should HAVE it. same with the kid, he WANTED the bike and used force to take it (we assume). the government is doing the same fucking thing! they WANT to see what he's doing at any time, and they FORCE him to communicate in the clear.

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    1. Re:no encryption is probably because by fishexe · · Score: 1

      the 'legal system' wants an effort-free way to check up on his activities.

      encryption only makes 'law enforcement's job harder. and so to ease their job, they tell the kid he can't communicate in private anymore.

      I find this more criminal than ANY theft any kid could do.

      as usual, our legal system is broken beyond belief. I know there is a lot of missing data here, but I cannot think of any other reason to inflict this does not jibe with the crime kind of punishment.

      What punishment jibes with the crime of failure to capitalize leading letters?

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  48. Bikes and PCs, remind me a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So... what do bikes and PCs have to do with each other again?

  49. Word-nerd by CommieLib · · Score: 1

    So he can't put his computer inside a tomb. They didn't say anything about encipherment.

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  50. How do they define encryption software? by SwashbucklingCowboy · · Score: 1

    For purposes of U.S. export controls, a hash function is considered encryption software. There's not a system in the world that provides a login capability that doesn't at least do hashing.

    This is what happens when you have non-technical people making rules for the use of technology.

  51. Sounds a bit like "A Perfect Fit" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An Asimov story from The Winds Of Change:-
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  52. Good luck finding a computer by nedlohs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    that doesn't have encryption software on it.

    Or a cell phone for that matter.

    And no ATMs for you. Oh and I guess you can't enter your pin into keypad at the supermarket, or at the bank teller you now have to use.

    And don't even think of using that TV which supports HDCP. And step away from that Xbox.

    At least he's only 15 and doesn't have to worry about whether they bothered putting any encryption into the voting machine this time.

    Hopefully they defined computer more carefully than just "computer"...

    1. Re:Good luck finding a computer by mmj638 · · Score: 1

      Would I be right in saying that this means the kid is not allowed to do any online banking, log into gmail, use Skype, or download updates to his operating system?

      All of which require SSL at some stage...

    2. Re:Good luck finding a computer by fishexe · · Score: 1

      that doesn't have encryption software on it.

      Or a cell phone for that matter.

      ...

      Hopefully they defined computer more carefully than just "computer"...

      I have a feeling the judge doesn't even know the definition of "encryption".

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  53. "computer" what's that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The term "computer" is not clearly defined in law - or is it?
    So is he banned from using and ATM?
    Or perhaps even a vending machine that takes credit card?

  54. Agree by name_already_taken · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately it seems like the number of submissions that make it to Slashdot's front page is so low that some chaff is let through just to keep from only have one or two articles show up each day.

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    1. Re:Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You see those little +/- things beside each articles headline? That's what votes the articles up or down. Everyone on the site can do it if you have an account.

  55. every browser has encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any site that uses SSL is encrypting the http traffic, every browser has encryption technology.
    So that means he can not even browser the internet without violating the conditions of his probation.

  56. Don't stole my motorcycle next time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's what happen when you stole a hacker motorcycle, now everything that we do have your name on it

  57. Misleading headline by drjoe1e6 · · Score: 1

    Bummer. I thought this story would be about a classic Oscar-nominated film being released without DRM.

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  58. No mobile phone either by cpghost · · Score: 1

    What mobile phone isn't a computer and doesn't use encryption to connect to a base station? So not mobile phone either...

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  59. Horse theft was a hanging offense - appropriately. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Informative

    And, dude, seriously? ... it's a bicycle, and you want to get on with the old-testament wrath, like branding someone's forehead or hacking off appendages?

    I think you may need some perspective.

    Perhaps you need perspective.

    So "it's a bicycle", eh? What's that represent?

    How much did it cost? How much labor went into earning that money? Suppose the thief had enslaved the owner and put her to hard labor for that amount of time? What would be an appropriate punishment for that? (Suppose the thief had done that to YOU. Would that change your estimate?)

    But the value of something is normally higher than its price (or it would never have been bought). What is the actual value of the bicycle which was lost by the owner when it was stolen? Was it transportation to school? How many classes were missed? What will be the effect on the gradepoint? On the ability to get into a good college? On the future lifetime income? Was it transportation to work? What will be the effect on tardiness, job performance, paid hours? Will the owner lose the job? How much of her own free time will the owner lose by walking to work or using slower transport? How much extra cost to use public transit?

    In the old west a horse was the car and the farm tractor. Stealing a horse could end up killing the owner and perhaps his family - by stranding in a hostile environment, crop failure, loss of access to markets for necessities or to medical help, etc. So horsetheft was a hanging offense. Similarly with cattle rustling. (Even today, cattle rustling is big business - and the rustlers often kill any chance witnesses, resulting in the deaths of kids riding out of the supervision of armed adults from time to time.)

    Now loss a bicycle in an urban setting MIGHT not rate quite that level of penalty. But when assessing what punishment fits the crime you need to look at the actual costs to the victim. Dismissing it as "just a bicycle" or "just property that's (allegedly) easily replaced" doesn't cut it.

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  60. https? by ehud42 · · Score: 1

    So no online banking?

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  61. So, technically speaking. . . by kimvette · · Score: 1

    So, technically speaking, he cannot use any compressed file formats (since compression even without DRM is a form of encryption), use any operating system that does not store passwords in plain text, and so on? Heck, cable set top boxes are computers and use encryption, and most cars today have anywhere from 3 to 20 on-board computers, many of which use encryption to prevent availability of diagnostic tools for use by owners so therefore even driving a car would require use of a computer which utilizes encryption technology. No cellphone, as all of them use encryption, unless you can find an analog phone that still works, and an analog carrier.

    Have fun in DOS, kid, and enjoy your land line (which would probably have to be an old analog pulse/rotary dial phone if these restrictions are to be taken literally)!

    Gotta love the politicians we chose to put in charge of our legal system. :-(

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  62. Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the risk of sounding arrogant, I think this is a natural consequence of the unfortunate but apparently pervasive attitude in the USA that if you've committed a crime, you're not a member of society anymore, and whatever restrictions usually would apply against treating you poorly don't apply anymore.

    For example, hardly anyone in the USA seems to think it's a bad thing that convincted felons can't own firearms (2nd amendment nonwithstanding!), even those that were never involved in violent, much less gun-related crime. Hardly anyone seems to think it's bad that they can't vote. Hardly anyone seems to think that requiring sex offenders (genuine ones, not some guy who happened to pee in the bushes outside at night after a bar crawl) to sleep under bridges because they can't get closer than a mile to a school, or forcing them to walk up to their new neighbors and say "hi, I'm a sex offender" for the rest of their lifes whenever they move is a bad idea.

    The reasoning always seems to be that "they had it coming", as if that justifies everything that could possibly be done to a person.

    I think that's what's at work here, too. After all, if you adopt this mode of thought, what's wrong here? The kid is a criminal. He had it coming. Whether the punishment is related to the crime isn't even important; he's got no right to complain because he's a criminal.

    Right?

  63. motorcycle != bicycle, but that doesn't matter by slriv · · Score: 0

    So, I read the disposition, and the related articles. I don't get it. So the kid is on the downward trajectory. He's into drugs, stole a motorcycle, got in trouble for shooting someone with a pellet gun, and so on.

    NONE OF THAT HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH COMPUTERS/INTERNET/SOCIAL NETWORKS/CHILD PORN

    And yet the court has the audacity to limit his use of computers/internet? I don't get it.

    Seriously, if he's 'hacking' or whatever the term is these days and getting in trouble, sure I can dig that separating him from a computer isn't a bad idea, but give me a break. First, he's a 15yo kid. Second, he was on probation and got in trouble, that should tell the court their measures aren't working and they need to look at something else (which they did with the drug rehab thing). Third, he needs someone/something to give him a good kick in the pants, because he's going to end up in jail forever if he keeps this up. Finally, where the h*ll are the parents/guardians and so on that should be actively involved in rehabilitating this kid and getting him back on track.

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  64. He didn't ask to have the encryption overturned by Shaterri · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the reason the court didn't overturn the encryption restrictions is because the defendant didn't challenge those restrictions? The judgement in the linked-to article seems relatively clear (even if by omission) that the only restrictions challenged were the three restrictions (to use their lettering and wording) (A) on 'Use of Computer for Non-School-Related Purposes', (B) on 'Use of Instant Messaging or Social Networks', and (C) on 'Use of Computers Contaminated with Viruses or Unwanted Software'. If the defendant didn't request to have the restrictions on encryption (which are certainly there so that the juvenile justice system can track his communications) overturned and made no request for the total overthrow of his probation conditions, then I'm not sure the court even has standing to unilaterally throw out the encryption provision, and certainly it's little surprise that they wouldn't do so without being explicitly asked.

  65. A reason for no encryption by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

    While on probation, one and one's property is subject to search. However, one is not required to give encryption keys. By banning him from using encryption while on probation, they prevent him from encrypting any records of any crimes he may commit.

    At the time he was arrested, he was already on probation for drug related offenses. It is quite possible that there were encrypted files on his computer which would have resulted in a request for prohibiting encryption software.

  66. not just the password part windows / Mac / linux l by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    not just the password part windows / Mac Mac / Linux let you encrypt folders as well.

  67. He can always go to jail instead. by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

    The items in question are terms of probation. If J.J., the person who was convicted and sentenced, does not want to abide by the terms of the probation, he can always serve his time in jail.

  68. No encryption = naked and vulnerable by Toe,+The · · Score: 1

    The term encryption can have various meanings, but technically SSL encrypts information. To say that he is not allowed to use SSL is just inhumane.

    It would be like ordering a burglar to never use "locking hardware," so he would have to leave his house, car, gym locker, bike, etc. unlocked at all times.

    Is there any difference? Requiring someone to not use encryption opens them up to anyone who wants to hack anything they do online.

    To be fair, the judge probably thought "encryption" only referred to deliberate encryption of personal communications. But it doesn't.

  69. Fuck the bike thieves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haw!

    Bike thieving bastards!

    Anyone who steals a bike should be exterminated.

    Bike theft, or anything related, is the only thing I would want to see capital punishment used for.

    Fuck him.

  70. Bicycle thieves are lower than snake spit. by anwyn · · Score: 1

    I have had bicycle stolen from me twice when I did not have money for a replacement. Bicycle thieves are lower than the worms that crawl out from 30 meter pile of feces to eat out a puppies' eyes. They are vile creatures not worthy to be in the universe. They should not be allowed to use computers at all. They should be required to stomp worms all day in their bare feet!

  71. Does SSL count? by Zadaz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does SSL count? Because that is certinaly encryption. So pretty much any computer with a web browser is out.

    What about a computer with wifi? WEP and WPA are encryption.

    Enforcing a no-encryption rule is like forcing someone to remove all the locks from everything they own.

  72. Re:Horse theft was a hanging offense - appropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps you need perspective.

    What, like having a friend get murdered? Or a woman you know getting raped? Or people you grew up with being molested? How about someone getting hospitalized because a bunch of bored kids decided swarming would be fun?

    Who needs some fucking perspective here?

    It's a bicycle, not a fucking hanging offense. Believe me, I have a set of hanging offenses.

    Dismissing it as "just a bicycle" or "just property that's (allegedly) easily replaced" doesn't cut it.

    Just watch me. I know what can't be easily replaced.

    Fuck you.

  73. That means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No electronic voting.
    No ATMs.
    No efiling of taxes.
    No online banking.
    No web. (Name me a browser without built-in encryption)
    No smartphone. (browser with https)
    No iPad

    I'm fairly sure that the judge didn't think this through very well.

  74. Not to mention by Kittenman · · Score: 1

    Computer Thief Barred From Using Saddle

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  75. Re:Horse theft was a hanging offense - appropriate by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    It's a bicycle, not a ... hanging offense. Believe me, I have a set of hanging offenses.

    Never said stealing the bicycle WAS a hanging offense - or in a class with the other crimes you mentioned.

    But dismissing it as "easily replaced property" isn't appropriate, either. Maybe YOUR wealth is such that the cost of a bicycle is trivial and you have cars in the garage so the opportunity cost from loss of the transport is negligible. But that isn't necessarily true for everyone.

    Money, and the property it buys, is "crystalized labor". It represents a PIECE of the LIFE of its owner. THAT is what is stolen. How much is a day of your life worth? A month? A year?

    "It's just property" is the cry of affluent eliteists for whom such a stolen object represents a drop in their financial bucket - along with criminals attempting to avoid the consequences of their crimes.

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  76. Re:He should be barred from being alive by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

    It's a moped. In my version of the Chain of Being, people who drive mopeds are somewhere down there between lawyers and bicycle thieves. ;-)

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  77. So he can't use DRM? by DdJ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As far as I can tell, this means he can't use any computer that honors DRM, because DRM is implemented via cryptography.

    An iPod that can play protected content from the iTunes Music Store or from Audible is a computer that uses encryption.

    A reasonably modern set-top box that can decode HBO is a computer that uses encryption.

    A Kindle that can display DRM-protected ebooks is a computer that uses encryption.

    WTF?

    1. Re:So he can't use DRM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He can't watch DVDs either.

  78. truecrypt by shird · · Score: 1

    Using a computer with encryption is different from *knowingly* using encryption. i.e visiting a https web site using SSL is a bit different to keeping a black book of crimes in a hidden TrueCrypt volume.

    I think it's fair enough, given the clause of "knowingly".

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    1. Re:truecrypt by geekmux · · Score: 1

      Using a computer with encryption is different from *knowingly* using encryption. i.e visiting a https web site using SSL is a bit different to keeping a black book of crimes in a hidden TrueCrypt volume.

      I think it's fair enough, given the clause of "knowingly".

      Technologies such as Skype or webmail that default to an encrypted state. Is that "knowingly" hiding information or not? Is using NAT or proxy an attempt at hiding his identity and therefore wrong? And when the consumer has no other option but to use encryption (webmail, banks, etc), then what? There's not a damn thing different between saving a black book of crimes in https-secured Gmail or saving it in an encrypted TruCrypt volume. The intent is the same, but you and this case ruling somehow see only one as "wrong".

      I think the overwhelming evidence that legal representation doesn't have a fucking clue about how most technology works these days gives credence to an unjust decision here. As others have pointed out, some form of encryption exists in just about every single common consumer device available today, and anyone can use https/SSL as a "loophole" of sorts. Sorry, but now that this is historical case law, I see this ruling reeking of abuse and confusion for ALL involved in the future.

  79. Probably intended to prohibit _secure_ crypto by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    Obviously if you get all pedantic, this guy won't be able to use any cellphone (or even some wireless handsets) or any modern personal computer .. or a DVD player, or a Roku (because of the HDCP output) or perhaps even certain types of printer ink cartridges, or .. (it goes on and on).

    The judge's intent was probably to ban secure encryption that works for its user. That is, any encryption applied to serve the user's interest (i.e. doesn't apply to HDCP) for which an adversary (actually, a very specific adversary: the government) can't trivially defeat. So that means the judge would probably be ok with him using SSL (provided he uses a "mainstream" CA) but not GPG. That's really all it comes down to: the judge wants to hold some power over this guy and make it hard for him to communicate securely. The judge probably doesn't actually give a damn if he watches movies from Netflix.

    OTOH, an evil judge (assuming that's what we have here, as opposed to the far-more-likely sloppy or ignorant judge) could be setting him up. So, sure, this poses a theoretical risk but the thief probably ought to be worrying more about having a traffic accident or getting cancer.

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  80. Notepad++ ? by juletre · · Score: 1

    Also, Notepad++ has a ROT13 menu option

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  81. Piglatin by cosm · · Score: 1

    If the brain is a biological computational engine and he decides to learn and speak only in pig-latin, will he be arrested? Time will tell.

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  82. Encryption??? by ritcereal · · Score: 2, Informative

    As many have stated, this was an appeal to remove restrictions the minor was unhappy with. Specifically he had issues with the following provisions of his probation:

    A. Use of Computer for Non-School-Related Purposes
    B. Use of Instant Messaging or Social Networks
    C. Use of Computers Contaminated with Viruses or Unwanted Software

    The important point is that this appeal did _NOT_ address his right to use encryption at all. The Judges involved in the appeal did as asked, they reviewed the limitations that were appealed only (see above). This does not say that the original Judge should have restricted use of encryption software to begin with, it just means the defendant did not specifically question his right to use encryption. One could argue that he in fact did argue based upon vagueness, but he didn't point out the word encryption, however as worded its insane to believe anyone with a technical background would agree to that.

    My guess, the defendant, judges, or anyone involved probably doesn't read /. and probably doesn't know how common encryption is.

    1. Re:Encryption??? by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      "A. Use of Computer for Non-School-Related Purposes"

      What about work? Is he allowed to get a job which requires use of a computer as a necessary part of completion of job duties? If you don't want people stealing, it might be helpful to allow them to get a job which may require the use of a computer. Yes, there are jobs which don't require use of a computer - but it does rather limit his options. Depending on how strict the court interpreted it, even doing something like using a digital 'timecard' terminal to log into and out of work could be considered use of a computer for non-school purposes.

  83. Does he know though? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least they changed it to knowingly. What are the chances this kid knows that computers and encryption are so commonplace? Don't you think he'd put up a harder fight if he knew? Of course, if someone then comes and explains things to him, he's screwed.

  84. any computer with encryption software by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Ill sell him a C64... as that's about all he can use.

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  85. What's the issue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The kid was on probation, broke the law and was given an option of more probation or servicing his sentence. I frankly don't care if his probation terms consisted of flapping his arms around a city park in a chicken suit or servicing trying to live off the proceeds of selling pork dogs in Tehran. It is an OPTION to him, a gift, an alternative to doing the proper sentence.

    I don't give a crap about his lack of social networking nor his inability to use any computer. He's a criminal. And that he even appeals it is a good reason to not to give it the option and that the Appeals court even listened to it, is good enough reasons to impeach the judges.

    1. Re:What's the issue... by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying that simply asking the court to re-consider the terms of probation is automatic cause to not reconsider the terms of probation? Funny that you speak of Tehran, because that kind of thinking sounds like something we're used to hearing from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

  86. As inappropriate as those restrictions are.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    ... the guy still committed a crime. I mean, hey... if one doesn't like having their freedoms limited because they broke the law, then they shouldn't go around breaking the law.

    Now if this guy had been wrongfully charged or something similar, my tone on this would be quite different.

  87. Haha, all computers have encryption by junglebeast · · Score: 1

    I have a feeling the judge was not aware that cell phones are computers, and that all cell phones, and all major personal computer OS's like windows, linux, and Mac contain encryption software.

  88. That shit is impossible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hacking software? Well, that solidly covers any operating system with a shell or editor. Judge might as well have just banned him from having bowel movements for a year, because that shit is impossible.

  89. Pointless non-story as noted by first poster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and it's ridiculous how many people rattled off long posts without even noticing the relatively serious stuff the kid had done and innocuous nature of the restrictions as well as the fact that juvenile delinquents, due to their youthful immaturity, can be given special restrictions that can't be given to adults

    1. Re:Pointless non-story as noted by first poster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      forgot to also add, lawyers, though they are excessively literalist, are not as excessively literalist as tech people. The restriction is obviously intended to keep the kid from using something like whole disk encryption or sending encrypted email messages, both eminently reasonable restrictions given the facts. It would be interpreted as such if the opposing counsel even bothered to claim the kid violated because he booted Windows and various requisite, built-in systems initialized.

      There's something in the law called a "canon of interpretation" (or a "canon of construction", depending on the application), and one example is "eiusdem generis", meaning if a court gives a bunch of specific examples of things and then some generalities, the more general descriptions are only interpreted to mean other examples of things similar to the specific things listed. For example, if a law referred to "cows, pigs, chickens, sheep, turkey, and other animals", the "other animals" is not going to be interpreted to include dogs, cats, hyenas, or porcupines -- it's going to be interpreted to refer to other *livestock*.

      Anyway, the order is reversed here, but "encryption" is the most general term listed in that clause outlining the probation terms, and if you interpret it in reference to the other things listed, its clear intended meaning is "bad/sneaky things you can do with a computer", not literally "anything involving encryption".

  90. "inalienable rights" can be revoked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  91. First part of that is easy... by fishexe · · Score: 1

    How is forbidding this kid from using an online bank (or anything else with https, or a physical network with a properly secured wireless connection) not excessive bail, or cruel, or unusual?

    Well, it's not excessive bail because it's not bail of any sort.

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  92. Re:We need mod system for ARTICLES not just commen by fishexe · · Score: 1

    I have mod points today and would mod this whole article down... it's a complete waste of time.

    Not a complete waste...it's a platform for critiques like yours, as well as some choice +5 Funnies.

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  93. Re:Well, historically speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certainly you can't get blood from a stone. In some cases the state won't bother jailing criminals because it's cost prohibitive. The problem becomes, how does society deter or punish crimes committed by those with nothing to lose? Georgian England (even the US prior to 1834) had debtor prisons. Back in the Old West the Sheriff would tell you to be out of town by dawn. Sometimes the local posse would just string you up.

    The consensus of the public is that we now defer retribution and social control to our lawful means of coercion, the government. What the hell is the government doing to maintain order?

  94. What about ROT 26 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can he still use that?

  95. That means he can't use a laptop by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Okay, the restriction, cannot pass state lines. So what if he gets on an vehicle that goes across state lines as part of its route, that is okay then? NO. HE is a criminal who has been given restrictions. If those restrictions restrict him, well, that is the whole idea. Sucks then if he can't use the bus because it goers over the line on the way to its destination.

    So the restrictions mean he can't use the web or at least parts of it. So? There most likely is a reason for it (could he have been using the internet to buy/sell stolen bikes?)

    What next, an area restriction doesn't count when you really want to go there? A restriction on contacting someone only counts if you don't want to see that person? Jail doors are only locked if the person doesn't want to go out?

    You (and frankly far to many others here) seem to think the court cares he can't order from amazon. They don't. I hope you are NEVER arrested, because you will be in for a hell of shock about how many rights you take for granted, you no longer have. That is the way the legal system works. I wish people would inform themselves, because right now 99% of calls for reform are done by people who have no idea and to an audience who thinks it is never going to happen to them and they don't even know what would happen to them, if it happened to them.

    Either you think criminals should be punished and that means they can't do many things normal free people can or that criminals should go unpunished.

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    1. Re:That means he can't use a laptop by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I've been arrested. It turned out the arresting officer had misunderstood the law -- specifically the part that said "when carrying concealed". When I pointed this out, after much discussion amongst themselves, the law officers in question returned my property and let me go.

      Parenthetically, this is the one and only time when being proficient at reading upside-down really saved my butt.

      This is why I now carry a copy of the officer's guide to Oregon law with me. (Electronic version, on my smartphone.) Even in the best of times, laws are complex and rife with misunderstanding, both for the citizen and for the law enforcement officer.

      Now, far be it from me to interrupt an energetic rant, but let's address this. I'm going to assume for the moment that you are not a moron, because clearly you've at least figured out how to login and post to Slashdot. So I'm going to assume that you are deliberately misunderstanding what we're talking about here in order to make what is at best a peripheral point.

      I don't think anybody in this thread is suggesting that the teenage perp should play with words to get around the meaning of the judgement. The point was not even remotely that. Rather, the point is about unintended consequences when an authority makes a judgement on a technical matter when neither the authority nor the perp have any understanding of the technical issues. It is about the unintended consequences of such an action.

      I'm going to assume you have somewhat of a technical background in the following illustration. If you don't understand, I have a simpler illustration involving cars and crosswalks.

      There was an article recently about a government looking at making steganography a crime, because of the assumption that it was being used by terrorists to pass information between cells.

      Let's assume they go through with that. Let's further assume (not a great leap) that the lawmakers have a poor understanding of technology and the law is poorly worded.

      Backpacking across the continent, you have occasion to visit that country. ---- and are immediately arrested and given a long prison term for being a terrorist.

      What was your actual crime? Carrying a camera that records EXIF data in the jpg images it creates.

      "But wait", any reasonable person would say, "that's not what the legislation meant." And that's true. And I'm sure the lawmakers feel real bad about it. But that's what the law *says*, and you should have known about it. Even though you may not know any more about photography than "I push button and it make picture."

      The issue is unintended consequences. Almost certainly, the judge in this case did not intend for the perp not to be able to log into classmates.com. The judge did not understand the full reach of his judgement, and almost certainly neither did the perp. This is not a matter of "boo hoo, the perp can't go anywhere online that requires credentials", it is a matter of government applying conditions that have much further reaching consequences than they intend, and us letting them get away with it. The issue is, someone in the prosecutor's office, or the FBI, or Homeland Security, looking at a law and saying to themselves, "Hey, taken literally, this clause in the 2011 telecommunication act makes it illegal to watch a cable channel". And then selectively enforcing out-of-band for political gain.

      If the judge meant for the perp to stay off the computer, he should say so, and that would be fine.

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  96. How hard can it be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's no note in TFA as far as I can see about any part of the ruling forbidding him to leave the state of California, and it was a state court so it doesn't apply outside California, which means he simply has to leave California in order to keep using computers as he used to.

    I'd suggest he do just that, followed by a salute somewhere public ridiculing the judge and the ruling. It's stupid and deserves to be treated as such.

  97. Non-sequitur based sentencing by Badaxe · · Score: 1

    This judgment sets an interesting precedent. Having clearly abandoned the principle that the punishment should fit the crime, a whole world of possibilities is opened up.

    - car thieves could be barred from buying oranges

    - merchant bankers could be made to whistle 'Dixie' in response to any question about leveraged buyouts

    - prisoners could be offered the option of being tickled to reduce their sentences

    - anyone caught speeding could be made to learn to play the bagpipes

    Any other ideas?

  98. Quite the opposite by tamtaradei · · Score: 1

    A reasonable person should gladly accept as many restrictions that are not applicable to them, if it means the reduction in the restrictions that are.

    In your example, a reasonable person would accurately identify the restriction on hot dogs as most problematic, and could try to swap it out for two other restrictions that are not applicable to them, i.e. ask the court to lift the ban on eating hot dogs and replace it with restriction on playing golf and owning race horses. The judge would probably think that those two restrictions are more severe (since he probably spends more time playing golf than eating hot dogs) and accept your trade.

    IAAL, and I managed to have the judge reduce the fine imposed on my client in exchange for restricting his right to work in a managerial position for two years - for a guy, who is a janitor, I'd say it was a good deal.

  99. Re:We need mod system for ARTICLES not just commen by VShael · · Score: 1

    Take a look at the Firehose, and you can mod the articles using the + and - buttons on the headline.

  100. Correction... by Burz · · Score: 1

    Punish too little or too much too often or too selectively, and the public will slowly lose its respect for those upholding the law, and even for the law itself.

    Alas.