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Harry Potter Blamed For India's Disappearing Owls

GillBates0 writes "Indian Environment Minister Jairam Ramesh has blamed fans of Harry Potter for the demise of wild owls in the country as children seek to emulate the boy wizard by taking the birds as pets. 'Following Harry Potter, there seems to be a strange fascination even among the urban middle classes for presenting their children with owls,' Ramesh said Wednesday, according to comments reported by the BBC."

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  1. Diwali by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Right, and it absolutely, positively has nothing to do with diwali. Move along, move along. Blame Harry Potter!

    1. Re:Diwali by somersault · · Score: 2

      This should be in the summary :/ +1,000,000 insightful.

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    2. Re:Diwali by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Right, and it absolutely, positively has nothing to do with diwali. Move along, move along. Blame Harry Potter!

      Sacrificing a species into extinction... Did India learn nothing from the Ilwrath?

    3. Re:Diwali by fyoder · · Score: 1

      Nor loss of habitat, something the article you link to also mentions.

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  2. also explains by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

    Hands with 4 fingers, kids wearing eyepatches, and all the M. avium & Cryptococcus infections.

  3. Uh... oooookay... by fieldstone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm amazed to be the first saying this, but clearly the problem here is not Harry Potter, it's parents who aren't willing or able to tell their children "no". An owl is not a pet.

    1. Re:Uh... oooookay... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It would be like dissing them, and against human rights and stuff.

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  4. How endangered? by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1, Informative

    The original source for this article, an article by the World Wildlife Fund's TRAFFIC division, explains this problem as one of illegal trading in the birds and the illegal capturing of wild owls.
    http://www.wwfindia.org/news_facts/?4940/Black-magic-behind-illegal-owl-trade-in-India

    The word "endangered" is used in several articles referencing this problem. However, no article provides the wild owls' population numbers. Endangered species should be protected, but it should be shown that the species are indeed endangered.

    I'm sure Harry Potter did provide some impetus behind taking these animals as pets, especially among young children, but the problem in India is further exacerbated by the belief in the magical properties of the owls, especially tufted owls. The culture of taking these birds from the wild is longstanding, and not traceable back to Harry Potter at all.

    1. Re:How endangered? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      endangered

      I don't have time right now, but you could find the scientific (Latin) names and query the IUCN Red List (there's a website). Common names might work too.

      Sometimes Wikipedia includes the information (under either or both names), e.g. for this one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_Owlet (LC = least concern, which means it's been evaluated and isn't endangered).

  5. Meh by gijoel · · Score: 1

    They've got seven years to perfect replicant technology anyway.

    /sarcasm

  6. Right... by fieldstone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, clearly the problem is Harry Potter rather than lousy parenting. If a child wants something that's both impractical and could be damaging to the ecosystem, a responsible parent says, "I'm sorry, but you can't have that." Real children are a lot more reasonable than Veruca Salt. And seriously, I'm amazed no one has made the comparison with baby alligators yet.

    1. Re:Right... by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Yes, clearly the problem is Harry Potter rather than lousy parenting. If a child wants something that's both impractical and could be damaging to the ecosystem, a responsible parent says, "I'm sorry, but you can't have that."

      Part of the problem is that all too often, the "bad" children then gang up on the would be "good" child and then proceed to convince them that the "good" parent is actually a horrible, horrible person/parent for not providing them everything to which they are inherently entitled. The "good" child is then left with a simple decision to which the parent frequently has no idea is going on. Either be accepted by your peers and turn on your parent, or be an outcast and maintain a strong relationship with your parents.

      Negative peer pressure from the Entitled Generation can not be under estimated. In this day and age of self entitlement and group-think, all too often the self Entitled Generation just gained another.

  7. It wasn't Harry Poter by Nos. · · Score: 1

    My fascination with owls came much earlier than that, namely Farley Mowat, and reading Owls In The Family

    Course other than seeing a few in the wild and in zoos, I've never tried to capture one.

  8. Why is no one asking thse questions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    What if it is actually the demise of the wild owl that causes the popularity of Harry Potter?

  9. I guess it was day... by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

    The owls didn't see that coming....

    Oh my! I think I made even myself ill.

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  10. Woohoo! We can blame fictional characters??? by syousef · · Score: 1

    ...for our own weakness and stupidity? Hooray! Hey honey, it wasn't me that was unfaithful, it was Harry Potter. Damn that evil genius socerer! Burn him at the steak (with chips please)!

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  11. catch a wild bird? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

    And exactly how are they catching wild owls? Have you ever tried to catch a wild bird? The closest I've ever gotten to a wild owl was probably 30 feet. Well, with one exception, but it had a broken wing, was blind in one eye, and was being nursed back to health by a local farmer.

        I seriously doubt children have any significant impact on wild bird populations. I haven't known too many children who are good enough to build a trap for any sort of animal.

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    1. Re:catch a wild bird? by somersault · · Score: 1

      The summary says they are being gifted by parents.

      Of course this tells a whole different story. I think it's far more likely these birds are being slaughtered for Diwali than being gifted as Harry Potter toys o_0

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    2. Re:catch a wild bird? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      But the Harry Potter angle gets more pageviews, so they'll go with that.

    3. Re:catch a wild bird? by powerlord · · Score: 1

      The summary says they are being gifted by parents.

      Of course this tells a whole different story. I think it's far more likely these birds are being slaughtered for Diwali than being gifted as Harry Potter toys o_0

      Have you seen how rabid Harry Potter fans can be?

      I wouldn't be surprised if they start out as Harry Potter fans and then slide over to Diwali once they have an owl to sacrifice. ... Yeah ... thats it ... Harry Potter is just a GateWay delusion.

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    4. Re:catch a wild bird? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Have you seen how rabid Harry Potter fans can be?

      Can't say I have. Certainly not as crazy as the Dr Who fans anyway.

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    5. Re:catch a wild bird? by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Have you seen how rabid Harry Potter fans can be?

      Can't say I have. Certainly not as crazy as the Dr Who fans anyway.

      I know, right? The last Daleks were sacrificed when the new Dr. Who series was launched, and they had just started breeding successfully in captivity!

    6. Re:catch a wild bird? by Urkki · · Score: 1

      And exactly how are they catching wild owls? Have you ever tried to catch a wild bird?

      How far from our noble genocidal hunter-gatherer origins we humans can fall? Catching something like birds is pretty trivial with a bit of experience and some kind of a trap or a net (the original kind, not the computer kind...). As soon as there are enough people with motivation, anything can and will be casually hunted to extinction, unless it's good at literally going underground.

    7. Re:catch a wild bird? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Most of the world shifted from being hunter-gatherers (with some exceptions) to agrarian systems an awful long time ago. For most civilized countries, hunting became a sport, not a means of survival. For the most part, we survive on domesticated animals and farm raised plants, which are purchased in local stores. There are exceptions, but those are few and far between, and even then, you probably wouldn't be posting to Slashdot if you were there.

          Don't try to fool yourself, only a very small percentage of those living in modern society could live without our modern infrastructure. Ask your average city dweller to catch a pigeon.

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    8. Re:catch a wild bird? by Urkki · · Score: 1

          Most of the world shifted from being hunter-gatherers (with some exceptions) to agrarian systems an awful long time ago. For most civilized countries, hunting became a sport, not a means of survival. For the most part, we survive on domesticated animals and farm raised plants, which are purchased in local stores. There are exceptions, but those are few and far between, and even then, you probably wouldn't be posting to Slashdot if you were there.

          Don't try to fool yourself, only a very small percentage of those living in modern society could live without our modern infrastructure. Ask your average city dweller to catch a pigeon.

      If that average city dweller could gain a lot (relative to his situation, for example $50 per bird or something in New York) by catching pigeons, you'd see pigeon population plummet, hunted by those very city dwellers. It'd be matter of weeks before those city dwellers would be very proficient pigeon hunters (provided the pigeons would not run out before then).

      Not to mention, this was about India. With what... 800 million poor, many of who would gladly hunt owls if they got any money from it. Now let's say only 1% of them have potential to be good hunters, which leaves us with only 8 million good owl hunters. Still not very many owls per hunter...

  12. It could be worse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    What if they were all getting pet Alligators, and then when they got bored, flushing them into the sewers?

    What horrors!

    1. Re:It could be worse. by operagost · · Score: 1

      Just send these guys in. You might need an English-to-Cajun dictionary, though.

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    2. Re:It could be worse. by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      What if they were all getting pet Alligators, and then when they got bored, flushing them into the sewers?

      What horrors!

      Bored alligators are very dangerous.

  13. And then... by silveride · · Score: 1

    Wait till they finish the later parts of the series. Dragons and snakes will be gone too.

  14. Blame Harry Potter for people's idiocy... hmm... by mysidia · · Score: 1

    I suppose it won't be long before movie producers and book publishers are required to do research, prepare environmental impact statements, and seek approval before they can publish a film or distribute a book

    Something tells me, a few public service announcements, and temporary moratorium on trafficing of owls, and fine/jail time for capturing an owl without a permit, could end the idiocy fairly quickly.

  15. And then by silveride · · Score: 1

    Wait till they get to the later parts of the series. Dragons and snakes will be gone too.

  16. Those are some fast children by omnichad · · Score: 1

    Catching a carnivorous wild animal on their own. Doesn't seem likely - even given that they're nocturnal.

    1. Re:Those are some fast children by somersault · · Score: 2, Funny

      How could you not even make it to reading the whole of the summary?

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  17. Yet another reason by wen1454 · · Score: 1

    to ban your children from reading fiction.

  18. Isn't it illegal.... by mark-t · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... to have an owl as a pet in the first place?

    1. Re:Isn't it illegal.... by anotheryak · · Score: 1

      It depends on your level in society. With a high enough status, the rules don't apply.

  19. Owls in India by seyyah · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... there seems to be a strange fascination even among the urban middle classes for presenting their children with owls ...

    Hoo knew?

  20. lolwhut by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    There was no rush on owls reported anywhere in Europe or the US that I recall. Is Harry Potter more popular in India, or do Potter fans in India just get much more into it?

  21. Well... by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

    ...we shouldn't blame the people who actually TOOK the owls.

  22. Damn too bad they by Dyinobal · · Score: 1

    Too bad they didn't have pet politicians in the book instead of owls.

  23. Rats by ShadowFalls · · Score: 1

    Imagine if they started to emulate Harry Potter's friend in NYC. Sounds like a public service to me. Sure someone right now is thinking of a way to use it a tax write-off.

  24. Damn too bad they by Dyinobal · · Score: 1

    To bad they didn't have pet politicians in the movie instead. I wouldn't mind some disappearing politicians myself.

  25. That's not their only reason by blai · · Score: 1

    They overheard their kids that they loved that "O RLY?" picture.

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  26. That's not the only reason by blai · · Score: 1

    They overheard their kids that they loved the "O RLY?" picture.

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  27. O'RLY? by telchine · · Score: 1

    O'RLY?

  28. Hmm by bjoast · · Score: 1

    They should blame Blade Runner instead.

  29. Damn too bad they by Dyinobal · · Score: 1

    To bad they didn't have politicians as pets in the movies I wouldn't mind having less of them around, or maybe lawyers.

  30. Well... by santax · · Score: 1

    What we waiting for? Lets kill the insensitive little clod!

  31. Looked into this.. by Airborne-ng · · Score: 1

    Quickly realized it was a bad idea . Have fun India :|

  32. Wow by formfeed · · Score: 1

    I had no idea Harry Potter could be as bad for owls as Peter Pan was for crocodiles.

  33. Won't someone please... by bennomatic · · Score: 1

    ...think about the owls?!

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  34. OMG. by koolfy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Owl my god.

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  35. Damnit, Potter. by rekenner · · Score: 1

    Stop killing owls for your sick, sadistic pleasure. Hedwig is dead, get over it.

  36. Well... by thaddeusthudpucker · · Score: 1

    At least they aren't blaming Harry Potter for children converting to Wicca or trying to practice witchcraft, and that it is a tool of Satan.

  37. That's a strange fascination? by discord2000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Surely defanging a cobra and sewing its mouth closed so your baby can play with it is stranger.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OR--0zJoIs

  38. Owls Make Terrible Pets by CodeBuster · · Score: 4, Interesting

    These people are going to find out rather quickly why owls are among the worst possible animals to keep as pets.

    1. Re:Owls Make Terrible Pets by toxonix · · Score: 1

      The rich in India will just hire a new servant to take care of the owl. Some illiterate degenerate will get to live in a small room with this owl, feed it and provide it to the child any time the child wants.

    2. Re:Owls Make Terrible Pets by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      Fascinating. Thanks for sharing that.

      i heard tell that owls like to go for the eyes when they feel threated. i can handle a nasty cat scratch or dog bite, but having an owl pluck out my eyeball is just unnacceptable.

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  39. sure by eyrieowl · · Score: 1

    leave out the part about the Pure One's stealing their young away in the night to work as slaves in the fleck mines.... *that's* all a myth...it's the wizards, really!

  40. First owl post! by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    It was worth getting my ear pecked to a bloody stump!

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  41. really? by srinathhs · · Score: 1

    Thats crazy.. i have never seen "any" owl in cities. let alone own them..!!

  42. sure by eyrieowl · · Score: 1

    leave out the part about the Pure Ones coming and stealing their youth away in the night to work as slaves in the fleck mines. *that's* just a myth...it's the wizards. really!

  43. WTF about " even among the urban middle classes" ? by PaulBu · · Score: 1

    I would think that upper classes would just import an already magically trained Owl from a breeder "somewhere else", where breeding has been outsourced (Indonesia? :) ), and lower and/or rural middle classes would just catch their own in the wild...

    Which leaves only "urban middle class" to try to aquire one on an open market, so, no surprise there!

    (and yes, I do like owls, no harm wished towards them, as opposed to the summary editors! :) )

    Paul B.

  44. slow news day? by alienzed · · Score: 1

    I don't give a hoot!

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  45. sure by eyrieowl · · Score: 1

    leave out the part about the Pure Ones coming to steal their young away in the night to work as slaves in the fleck mines. *that's* just a myth...it's the wizards. really!

  46. 'Jaws' effect... by VinylRecords · · Score: 2, Interesting

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/fl-endangered-sharks-20101030,0,1055241.story

    This happened with sharks after Jaws and continues to this very day. The original author of Jaws, Peter Benchley, said that he regretted writing the novel and the creation of the film because it lead to the mass killing of so many species of sharks.

    http://www.monstersandcritics.com/books/news/article_1097132.php/Peter_Benchley_author_of_Jaws_dies_at_65

  47. Well... by Seriousity · · Score: 1

    It sounds like................ a real hoot
    YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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  48. Cargo Cult? by TheNarrator · · Score: 1

    This sounds like some sort of Harry Potter Cargo Cult.

  49. Can I be the first to say... by LuNa7ic · · Score: 1

    Who gives a hoot?

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  50. Can I be the first to say... by LuNa7ic · · Score: 1

    Who gives a hoot? --------- Also, why the hell didn't it submit the first time I tried to post this?

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  51. OMG..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    First post! Such a buzz kill to be on such a lame topic.....

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  52. So much for the Futurama owl pest problem by GinRummy33 · · Score: 1

    So I guess we won't have a future where owls are a major pest problem like pigeons, according to Futurama's prediction.

  53. expect more and more by advocate_one · · Score: 1

    silly stories like this as the hype campaign ramps up in the run up to release day...

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  54. Really? by toastar · · Score: 1

    People started taking dogs and cats as pets and you don't exactly see them going extinct.

  55. Good news everyone by Riddler+Sensei · · Score: 1

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

  56. So that's it! by Kilrah_il · · Score: 1

    Now we know what happened to Puff the Magic Dragon.

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  57. All they need is one more excuse to kill animals: by karthikkumar · · Score: 1

    Harry Potter? Fuck it.

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  58. Ah by Reilaos · · Score: 2, Informative

    But is anything to blame for Slashdot's disappearing comments?

  59. Damn too bad they by Dyinobal · · Score: 1

    To bad they didn't have lawyers or politicians as pets in the movies, I wouldn't mind them disappearing.

  60. Easy fix by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    The next Harry Potter (or other such insanely popular movie) should feature wild killer possums with rabies as pets. That should take care of the problem.

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    1. Re:Easy fix by cnaumann · · Score: 4, Informative

      Possums are one of the few wild mammals that really don't carry rabies. Being slashdot I felt obligated to point that out.

    2. Re:Easy fix by White+Yeti · · Score: 1

      I had to click through to read about that 'possum immune system. I'd heard (at a presentation about wildlife rescue) that possums don't carry rabies because of their relatively low body temperature.

      The wikipedia article also says that opossums *are* mammals, marsupial being a sub-set ("infraclass").

    3. Re:Easy fix by noidentity · · Score: 1

      The next Harry Potter [...] should feature wild killer possums with rabies as pets.

      Too late

    4. Re:Easy fix by Jethro · · Score: 1

      Dude, he's a WIZARD. If he wants to give a possum rabies I don't think YOU can stop him.

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    5. Re:Easy fix by Sheafification · · Score: 1

      That is because they are not mammals... they are marsupials..

      Uh... no. Let me also cite wikipedia: On the very page you link it says "Class: Mammalia". On the very first line of Marsupial it says "Marsupials are an infraclass of mammals".

  61. Harry Potter? by kindups · · Score: 1

    O RLY?

  62. chanel boots by usabuysale · · Score: 1

    i,m a Harry Porter fan. we must have a lot to chat, focus on you man.

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  63. O RLY? by pisto_grih · · Score: 1

    YA RLY.

  64. O'RLY... by justlost · · Score: 1

    O'RLY...
    for the meme retarded: http://www.google.com/images?q=O'RLY

  65. Strange fascination? by pacinpm · · Score: 1

    Why he calls it strange? It's rather obvious that people (especially chldren) emulate they book heros.

  66. Custodians by VocationalZero · · Score: 1
    FTA:

    His remarks came as wildlife group Traffic presented a report called "Imperilled[sic] Custodians of the Night" which warned about the declining owl population in India.

    Please tell me something was lost in translation. There is also a misspelling in the quote so I hope "Custodians" was meant to be a slightly more endearing term.

  67. Aren't owls like... by Haedrian · · Score: 1

    ...predators with fast reflexes and sharp talons and beaks?

    I'm sure Harry Potter will be blamed for India's increase in child-owl related injuries.

  68. ..and thick-rimmed glasses. by sincewhen · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the high demand in children for thick rimmed glasses.

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  69. Kids and pets by some_guy_88 · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of my little sister's christmas wishlist she left on the fridge. One of the items reads "Kitten OR IPod Touch".

  70. Potter's fans or Hindu rituals? by nomad-9 · · Score: 1
    Blaming Harry Potter or its fans doesn't seem to have much to do with the problem of disappearing owls, since the article itself mentions big Hindu festivals where the birds are sacrificed.

    What's the threat here exactly, some kids taking owls as pets, or crowds of religious fanatics killing these birds in offerings to their gods?

  71. Kids and pets by some_guy_88 · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of my little sister's Christmas wishlist she left on our parent's fridge. One of the items reads "Kitten OR IPod Touch".

  72. no first post? by mathfeel · · Score: 1

    I had no good thing to say 20 minutes ago. Then I happened restarting the browser, the story refresh and it's showing no comment. This is just not an interesting topic for nerd.

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  73. O Rly by nxcho · · Score: 1

    Wild animals should never be kept as pets. And there is a lot of people that shouldn't be allowed to have domesticated animals either.

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  74. In Oregon... by Bartab · · Score: 1

    When I was a kid growing up in Oregon, we kids almost "collected" the Spotted Owl to extinction and we didn't need any Harry Potter books to do it.

    Them owls are good eatin.

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  75. Change the animal... by AdeBaumann · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe JK Rowling can write another book that has Harry ditch his owl for an alligator. Bam - Problem solved.

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  76. That's a lot of spells by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 1

    Strigiformes Obscuro! Wonder when the effect wears off?

  77. Caution! by fuyu-no-neko · · Score: 1

    Owl does not enable user to fly.

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  78. The fuckwit effect by thephydes · · Score: 1

    Well you can't account for the fuckwit effect. Put a suggestion in a fuckwits head and they'll follow it.

  79. From what I can remember by awjr · · Score: 1

    The food is rather hoot over there.

  80. Harry Potter's fault? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    People are blaming Harry Potter / J.K. Rowling for the demise of owls? How about blaming the steaming idiots who are trying to have owls as pets. The fault lies squarely with them.

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  81. This seems improbable... by RocketRabbit · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they are disappearing due to massive pollution and the owls eating prey that has been munching on and concentrating poison.

    I really find it difficult to believe that kids getting owls are indeed at fault. However, thanks to the captive population that will become established, maybe India will be able to reintroduce its owls once they stop polluting their environment as badly as they are now.

  82. IDon't believe it by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    I Don't believe it. Harry was innocent, he's been framed by Draco

  83. Another reason... by slashchuck · · Score: 1

    Tastes just like chicken vindaloo.

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  84. any day now by underqualified · · Score: 1

    we're going to see a bollywood version of hp

  85. Sweet dears... by mcneely.mike · · Score: 1

    and when they grow tired of the owls, you just flush them down the toilet!

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  86. Sweet dears.... by mcneely.mike · · Score: 1

    and when they tire of them, you just flush them down the toilet!

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  87. in B4.. by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    inB4 "O RLY!"

  88. Fans ... by loustic · · Score: 1

    I'm glad they are not fan of "Free Willy" and "Flipper" ...

  89. Stupid title by _merlin · · Score: 2, Informative

    They aren't blaming the fictional Harry Potter for the demise of the owls - they're blaming fanbois. I'm sure everyone here on Slashdot can empathise with blaming ills on fanbois.

    1. Re:Stupid title by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        Yeah, fantasies regarding supernatural mammalian-type beings seem to be very common among members of the human species. I even heard one about an invisible man in the sky who has a list of things that people shouldn't do, upon pain of punishment, but it doesn't seem that the ones who worship him get punished when they do those things. Indeed, many of them gain lots of riches and control over their fellow members of that species. Who would have thought?

        Might be a superstition, who knows? /sarcasm mixed with truth

        People are becoming more stupid since the internet took off. I don't blame the internet. I blame people.

        BTW, my spell checker insists on capitalising "internet". It's not a proper noun, nor a trademark. Stop that. (nevermind the argument about the 'z' and 's')

      SB

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  90. Blame the Witch by rwiggers · · Score: 1

    He owl's an own.

  91. Next... by djtachyon · · Score: 1

    They'll all be driving flying cars.

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  92. Blame the Witch. by rwiggers · · Score: 1

    He owl'n an own.

  93. Killing owls by PseudonymousBraveguy · · Score: 1

    Researchers found that a growing number of owls were being trapped, traded or killed in black magic rituals.

    If they are killing owls in black magic rituals, they either have a pretty strange translation of Harry Potter, or very bad reading comprehension. Or maybe somebody did not understand that not every trend that started some times after 1997 is caused by Harry Potter.

    1. Re:Killing owls by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Eh, it's just as stupid as people thinking that the harry potter series needs to be banned because it promotes non-christian values.
      *snort*

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  94. Please reply to this /. post by... by bth · · Score: 1

    owl

  95. First post! by xaxa · · Score: 2, Funny

    Delivered by owl

    1. Re:First post! by Gofyerself · · Score: 1

      Sorry, owls are a denial of service attack on an avian carrier network.

  96. Why would anyone want an owl? by Silfax · · Score: 1

    They sleep all day. They are up all night. They eat raw meat. On second thought they sound like me. I want one....

  97. Daddy... by mitchells00 · · Score: 1

    "Daddy... DADDY! I want an owl. I want an owl NOW! Why does Harry get to have an owl and I can't? I WANT AN OWL, NOW! I don't CARE about how many presents I got for my birthday, or the stupid trip to the zoo! I! WANT! AN! OWL!.. NOOOWWWW!" You sure they aren't trying to emulate Dudley Diddums?

  98. In unrelated news... by crow_t_robot · · Score: 1

    ...India has experienced a sharp rise in children having their faces disfigured by wild owls that were given to them as presents.

  99. Right by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    I guess Owl's only became cool after Harry Potter, stupid people blame stupid examples.

  100. Re:Blame Harry Potter for people's idiocy... hmm.. by somersault · · Score: 1

    While it does mention it in the story, they seem to be getting the order of things backwards. I suspect there are far, far more owls being sacrificed than there are ones being given as pets.

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  101. Re:Great by Kilrah_il · · Score: 1

    4. ???
    5. Profit?

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  102. Yes by fantomas · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yes. "Hunting of and trade in all Indian owl species is banned under the Wildlife Protection Act, 1972."

  103. :D by demor786 · · Score: 1

    This is a very nice story ... enjoyed reading it very much

  104. It takes a special kind of stupidity by hey! · · Score: 3, Insightful

    to voluntarily lodge a nocturnal killing machine in your own home.

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    1. Re:It takes a special kind of stupidity by ShadoHawk · · Score: 1

      And that's why the wife and I have cats... Oh wait. What?

    2. Re:It takes a special kind of stupidity by weeboo0104 · · Score: 1

      I can vouch for the killing ability of owls. Several years ago we had many feral cats in the neighborhood that were, for lack of a better description, breeding like rabbits. I was outside after midnight and was watching two kittens bounce across my lawn. They paused for a second and during that instant, an owl flew out of our pine tree and grabbed one of the kittens. I believe it was a barred owl judging by the size. Being an animal lover, it was hard to watch and hear a kitten being killed. However, also as an animal lover, I couldn't help but marvel at the hunting ability of an owl in the dead of night.

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    3. Re:It takes a special kind of stupidity by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1
      For the record, and not that this is going to help the problem, small to mid-size owls are peaceful and surprisingly easy to get along with, far less willing and able to attack handlers than hawks, eagles, or particularly vultures. I've done work with raptor rehab and have dated two falconers and most everyone prefers working with owls.

      When my mom was a child one of her uncles had an owl that had self-domesticated. It lived in their house, and they left a window open for it to fly in/out. They couldn't get close enough to touch it, but it would take food that they held up, and would let them clean the room (which was amazingly messy: have you ever seen an owl or hawk eat? they're the messiest eaters I've ever seen: I've watched an eagle terrorize a prairie dog village and feed five or six crows just from the bits that the eagle dropped while tearing the prarie dogs apart.) Her uncle compared the owl to keeping a parakeet, only it was quieter. (By which he meant: cockatiels and cockatoos will let you handle them, and even enjoy it, while parakeets can be trained to hop on your finger but rarely seem to like/want to be touched.)

      I'm not saying it's a good idea, *especially* in anywhere where there are natural reserves of small animals that have plague (in the western US, plague is endemic in prairie dogs) because if you get to the point where the owl's going out and coming back, which it will if you train it, you have a great chance of having the whole family wiped out. But owls are better animals to have around the house than some other animals that are at least moderately popular pets.

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    4. Re:It takes a special kind of stupidity by hey! · · Score: 1

      The example of cat ownership had not escaped my notice.

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    5. Re:It takes a special kind of stupidity by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      Keeping birds in the house is like keeping dinosaurs in your house.

      In fact it is exactly that!

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  105. Re:Owls? by xaxa · · Score: 1

    It can't be imaginary, I've seen it!

    http://kingscrossstation.com/?page_id=10

  106. It's happened before by moorhens · · Score: 1

    In 1969, Ken Loach's film, Kes, sparked a craze for kestrels as pets in Britain. The RSPB (The UK's largest wild bird conservation charity) were really worried that so many kestrels were being taken illegally from nests, especially at a time when the species was in trouble thanks ot the DDT poisoning scandal of the time. The RSPB was concerned that Hedwig may spark a similar craze in the UK, but it simply hasn't happened. Whether that is because there are very few owls around (and no snowy owls breeding in the UK), or the result of 40 years more environmental education is debatable. However, as India has comprehensively trashed its biodiversity in the recent years (eg 99 per cent decline in vulture populations in the last 10 years), perhaps Harry Bloody Potter is as convenient a scapegoat as any other.

  107. My first impression: by arielCo · · Score: 3, Funny

    O RLY?

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  108. Its understandable by maroberts · · Score: 1

    Personally, I try to my hands on as many hooters as possible too....

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  109. Re:India blames other by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

    Yep... obviously the movie ate them all! :)

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  110. Re:Do you like our owl? by tom17 · · Score: 1

    Must be expensive.