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2010 Geek IQ Test

snydeq writes "Windows NT name size limits, network cabling and protocols, Linux printer daemon commands, AD&D character alignments — find out how much you know where it really counts by taking InfoWorld's 2010 Geek IQ Test."

245 comments

  1. 100%, and I didn't even take it. by blair1q · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I know I'll ace it, because I'll open Google in another window.

    And that, of course, is the correct answer, in 2010.

    1. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nope. It will take 40 seconds between questions and you will give up in exasperation.

    2. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I will wait for a karma whore to post the summary. I would not even have to toggle between the tabs.

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    3. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by rubycodez · · Score: 2, Informative

      no we won't, because it beats working an IT job.

    4. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by damn_registrars · · Score: 4, Funny

      Meh.

      I hacked the test and scored 142%. That is how an Ubergeek shows a crappy website who's boss.

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    5. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a real man would RTFM

    6. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by rubycodez · · Score: 2, Informative

      How about just short list with notable I.T. contributions?:

      Dr. Martin Dean, holds 3 of the 9 IBM PC patents

      Kenneth Dunkley - inventor of 3D viewing glasses and holographic displays

      Dr. Philip Emeagwali - Gordon Bell prize for computation, in 1989 invented fastest (at the time) supercomputer wiht 65K processing nodes

      Dr. Shirley Jackson, a theoretical physicist and inventor at Bell labs who made the improvements that resulted in the usable versions of the fax, undersea fiber optic systems, touch tone phone, solar cell, caller id and call waiting.

      Valerie Thomas - head of NASA's Landsat development team, inventor of data imaging systems

         

    7. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by slick7 · · Score: 0

      How about just short list with notable I.T. contributions?:

      Dr. Martin Dean, holds 3 of the 9 IBM PC patents

      Kenneth Dunkley - inventor of 3D viewing glasses and holographic displays

      Dr. Philip Emeagwali - Gordon Bell prize for computation, in 1989 invented fastest (at the time) supercomputer wiht 65K processing nodes

      Dr. Shirley Jackson, a theoretical physicist and inventor at Bell labs who made the improvements that resulted in the usable versions of the fax, undersea fiber optic systems, touch tone phone, solar cell, caller id and call waiting.

      Valerie Thomas - head of NASA's Landsat development team, inventor of data imaging systems

      Don't forget that Al the Gore invented the internet.

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    8. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, this is a trick question amirite?

    9. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by countSudoku() · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I win. I never clicked and just read the answers above and proclaimed; Windows questions? Must be fucking junior IT admin day.

      I don't do *worlds.com, multi-page, geek come-ons. Try again.

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    10. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      While ultimately that IS the answer to any problem you find today, a proper test would set time limits per question. Make them just short enough that you might have trouble googling the answer to the question before the limit runs out. Somewhere around the ballpark of 5-10 seconds.

    11. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 1

      Captain Kirk...? Is that really you!?

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    12. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      How about just short list with notable I.T. contributions?:

      Dr. Martin Dean, holds 3 of the 9 IBM PC patents

      Kenneth Dunkley - inventor of 3D viewing glasses and holographic displays

      Dr. Philip Emeagwali - Gordon Bell prize for computation, in 1989 invented fastest (at the time) supercomputer wiht 65K processing nodes

      Dr. Shirley Jackson, a theoretical physicist and inventor at Bell labs who made the improvements that resulted in the usable versions of the fax, undersea fiber optic systems, touch tone phone, solar cell, caller id and call waiting.

      Valerie Thomas - head of NASA's Landsat development team, inventor of data imaging systems

      Then the question becomes... does the 0.0001% of blacks who made amazing contributions offset the slang, thug culture, gangsta rap, anti-intellectualism, violence, crime, drug use, children out of wedlock, welfare recipients, and underachievement of mainstream black culture in America?

    13. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by Mitchell314 · · Score: 0

      I dunno, do the 0.00001% of semi-useful bigots offset the rest of the bigots?

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    14. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by Mitchell314 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The only question I got was how many geeks it takes to slashdot the site. Which apparently is how many people have visited it in the past few hours.

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    15. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      Exactly my thoughts.

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    16. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Snapshot each question, look up the answers and go back to take the test again.

      [John]

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    17. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Well yes - if you're allowed do-overs then there is no point to it at all, trial and error will get you the right answers without even looking it up.

    18. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by blair1q · · Score: 1

      http://www.google.com/search?q=ballpark+of+5-10+seconds

      About 667,000 results (0.15 seconds)

      pwned

    19. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      Captain Kirk...? Is that really you!?

      I ... can't ... answer ... that question ... right now!

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    20. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      lol. How long did it take for you to copy, switch tabs, paste, find the answer, switch back, select and submit?

      It's the human reaction that takes time - not the actual google search times.

    21. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Then the question becomes... does the 0.0001% of blacks who made amazing contributions offset the slang, thug culture, gangsta rap, anti-intellectualism, violence, crime, drug use, children out of wedlock, welfare recipients, and underachievement of mainstream black culture in America?

      That's a bit of a sweeping statement.

      Why do you limit it to America?

      drrrr TISH!

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    22. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Longer than it would take to select the question text, right-click it to google, scan the result summaries, and click a checkbox.

      But you can't really give a test-taker 5-10 seconds unless you're running a quiz show. Because sometimes people have to think to remember what they know.

    23. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by Icono · · Score: 5, Funny

      A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.The programmer persists and explains that the game is real easy and is a lot of fun.
      He explains “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.
      Then you ask me a question, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $5.”
      Again, the engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep.The programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, “OK, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $100!”
      This catches the engineer’s attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game.The programmer asks the first question.
      “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
      The engineer doesn’t say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the programmer.Now, it’s the engineer’s turn.
      He asks the programmer “What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?”
      The programmer looks up at him with a puzzled look.
      He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references.
      He taps into the the net and the Library of Congress.
      Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers–all to no avail.
      After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $100.
      The engineer politely takes the $100 and turns away to try to get back to sleep.
      The programmer, more than a little miffed, shakes the engineer and asks “Well, so what’s the answer?”
      Without a word, the engineer reaches into his wallet, hands the programmer $5, and turns away to get back to sleep.

    24. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      rather ironic you are asking such a question, as you are doing a wonderful job of at least thug culture, anti-intellectualism and under-achievement yourself. What semi-notable thing have you done?

    25. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by darkpixel2k · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I know I'll ace it, because I'll open Google in another window.

      And that, of course, is the correct answer, in 2010.

      Wrong.

      It'll be more like this:

      Question 1: You are digging through event logs trying to solve a problem and you find an error that says "ID: 1526 SOURCE: KERBEROS Description: An unknown error occurred while processing a login request. The error was: Access Denied"

      You'll Google for that text and the best result you will get is a thread:

      So I'm getting an error message that says 'An unknown...

      With a reply: "My too, did you ever get it fixed?"

      With another reply: "I had that problem a few months ago. If I remember correctly, I rebooted and it worked."

      And another reply: "I tried that, it didn't work."

      And another reply: "Can you tell me what's in your autoexec.bat?"

      ...."I ran into that problem yesterday too--rebooting didn't work for me, but I did go outside for a smoke and I came back and it was fixed."

      ..."Mee too. Rebooting didn't work, but I had a cheese pizza for lunch and it's fixed--but now I'm getting a new error that the SMTP service won't start".

      ..."I'm having that SMTP error too, did you ever find a fix?"

      I hate dealing with retarded Windows issues and the retarded people who claim to be Windows admins. If you're good enough to be a competent Windows admin, you're either competent enough to realize there are better alternatives out there, or you are really good at wading through the piles of forum shit on Google.

      (the part I can't easily display in Slashdot comments are the 17 inches of screen real-estate used up by each post because of advertisements and the posters sig showing their 'dream rig' along with the stats of their awesomely elite Windows box and a picture of a scantily-clad woman)

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    26. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Or you learn how to troubleshoot the problems, and are willing to admit that Windows does many things better then Linux? Mail server? Centralized authentication server? DNS? File server?

      Use the correct tool for the problem. As far as that particular problem, that one might actually require a call to Microsoft as it sounds like a failure in the logging of the error (Unknown Error) if it is a persistant problem then I would call them, if not, oh well. Though I am pretty sure you made up that error message, and I have seen forum posts like that.

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    27. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Or you learn how to troubleshoot the problems, and are willing to admit that Windows does many things better then Linux?

      Name one? And 'Windows does a better job at making sure you are running Genuine Microsoft Software' doesn't count.

      Mail server?

      Postfix? Qmail? Exim? OpenXchange?

      They all run much better than Windows. I have yet to have postfix crash on me--or simply fail to deliver e-mail for bizarre reasons since I started using it in ~2004.

      I've had three Exchange servers with issues this month. One was a corrupted message store. Another was a corrupt certificate services store that prevented Exchange from requesting a new certificate which apparently causes it to die instead of using the old one, and finally mysteriously disappearing e-mail. It wasn't entirely Exchange's fault. An incoming message to my client was being rejected as spam. Turns out the remote mail server wasn't sending NDRs--but it did helpfully uncover that Exchange doesn't log rejected messages. Funny how all the Linux mail servers log mail correctly. I can grep through mail.log and find received and rejected messages.

      It's very helpful to know when a message is rejected--especially when Exchanges retarded content filter rejects messages as spam and you don't know why because it's proprietary and they have decided you don't really need to know.

      Centralized authentication server?

      Apparently you don't know that Linux supports Kerberos just like Windows. There's also Samba to help with Windows clients. There's RADIUS which Microsoft finally got around to updating in Windows 2008--but it still sucks. Let's not forget the 'one password everywhere' awesomeness that is an SSH key or GPG key.

      DNS?

      Yeah--that's what all the big DNS providers do--they run Windows. Because deploying a cluster of Linux DNS servers is sooo much more expensive than licensing a cluster of Windows DNS servers. Who supported AAAA records first? It wasn't Microsoft's DNS server.

      File server?

      How's the new SMB 2.0 working out for you? I don't have those problems with FTP, SSH+FTP, SCP, RSYNC, TFTP, SSHFS, NFS, on Linux. What else does Microsoft support? Uh...SMB and...uh...NFS sorta?

      Use the correct tool for the problem. As far as that particular problem, that one might actually require a call to Microsoft as it sounds like a failure in the logging of the error (Unknown Error)

      Yeah--good idea. Call Microsoft. You can either pay $x00 dollars per-incident, or you can get into their partner or enterprise programs and get free support--but the licensing and partner programs cost hundreds to thousands of dollars.

      In Linux, I can usually look at the source for the error message and figure out what's going on--or Google. Strace is handy too. If it's C (I can't read C for crap), I can fall back to Google or call Canonical or call Red Hat, or call any one of the professional linux service shops throughout the US.

      if it is a persistant problem then I would call them, if not, oh well. Though I am pretty sure you made up that error message, and I have seen forum posts like that.

      Yeah it's made up. It's pretty similar to a real error message I've run into. Like: this one. This one was fun back in the day...

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    28. Re:100%, and I didn't even take it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you running your exchange box on, an old emachines desktop with ram that came in a box of cereal? Unless you're routinely doing completely fucked up things to your box, the datastore should *never* be corrupted, unless you're also having hardware problems. We have 2 boxes providing mail for the company (only about 30k users, so fairly small sized), and they don't break. Then again, we're using quality servers with ecc rdimms, and don't do stupid things to the datastore.

  2. Ally McBeal?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    WTF kind of "Geek Cred" quiz has a question about Ally McBeal? And what's with all the Windows questions?

    1. Re:Ally McBeal?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who knew? Being a Windows user, knowing what acronyms stand for, and owning a piece of technology without knowing the how-and-why makes you a geek!

  3. Shitty site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    2 pop-ups blocked on every page, slow load times, intrusive flash ads all over, 1 question per page to force more ad views.

    I didn't even get past question 6 before I closed it to come back here and complain.

    1. Re:Shitty site by admica · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I opened it and closed it a few seconds later because it was too hard to find test with all those ads and hideous page design. I'm not clicking a single thing on that page!

    2. Re:Shitty site by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 5, Insightful

      2 pop-ups blocked on every page, slow load times, intrusive flash ads all over, 1 question per page to force more ad views.

      It's a trap! The real correct answer is not to play at all.

      I win.

    3. Re:Shitty site by DragonFodder · · Score: 1

      great test

      Network Error (tcp_error)

      A communication error occurred: ""
      The Web Server may be down, too busy, or experiencing other problems preventing it from responding to
      requests. You may wish to try again at a later time.

      For assistance, contact your network support team.

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    4. Re:Shitty site by Nemyst · · Score: 3, Funny

      A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

    5. Re:Shitty site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What ads? I couldn't even see it at all due to my HOSTS file.
      Remember, there's no place like 127.0.0.1.

    6. Re:Shitty site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adblock Plus blocks a ton of items on that page and I only get a message saying "There was a problem starting the Quiz. Please try again later." I glanced over the questions in one of the comments here and I don't think I will try again later. That test seems age-discriminatory and highly biased in favor of utterly useless trivia.

    7. Re:Shitty site by artao · · Score: 1

      Totally agreed. All I get is a message "The quiz failed to start. Please try again later." ... which I take to mean that NoScript is doing it's job. I will NOT be returning later, and thus I conclude that I (and you) have passed the 'quiz', which seems to be nothing more than a ploy to throw adds at self-described geeks.

    8. Re:Shitty site by monkyyy · · Score: 1

      king pawn forward 2

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    9. Re:Shitty site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      king pawn forward 2

      Hulk Smash 4.

    10. Re:Shitty site by Nesman64 · · Score: 1

      Contratulations, you get a B-. Had you stopped after the first page you would have aced it.

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    11. Re:Shitty site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Queen to Rook 8. Checkmate!

  4. But.. uh.. err... by drunkennewfiemidget · · Score: 1

    "Windows NT name size limits .... find out how much you know where it really counts."

    Unless it's multiple choice, and "who the fuck cares?" is an option, does not compute.

    1. Re:But.. uh.. err... by iSzabo · · Score: 1

      This is one of those "useless" facts that you might be really glad you know one day when you are accidentally dealing with an old NT network and can't figure out why your machines aren't talking. Still silly, though.

  5. Failed on the first question by digitaldc · · Score: 5, Funny

    There was a problem starting the Quiz. Please try again later.

    Is this part of the test? Am I supposed to figure out how to make their servers display the text of the test for me? If so, I failed BIG TIME.

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    1. Re:Failed on the first question by bemymonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think starting the quiz is the first test ;)

      Can't get in either, same error. Probably their way of saying "FU, we're slashdotted!"

    2. Re:Failed on the first question by kirkb · · Score: 1

      I get this error in Chrome, but the test starts okay in Firefox.

      Was this the test? WooHoo!

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    3. Re:Failed on the first question by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's called "being slashdotted" an effect known by geeks since the 90's.
      You failed to use the term or display understanding of this, so yes... you failed.

      UID 879047 derezzed.

    4. Re:Failed on the first question by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      I too get the error in Chrome. I'd try another browser, but this honestly isn't worth that much effort. Their test fails itself.

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    5. Re:Failed on the first question by angiasaa · · Score: 1

      This IQ test is Amazing!!
      It stumped me even before asking any questions. :P

      No geek has time to try again later.. Bah!

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    6. Re:Failed on the first question by miknix · · Score: 1

      same here, looks like noscript is doing its job : )

    7. Re:Failed on the first question by atisss · · Score: 1

      However, every geek does want to try it while reading title in favorite RSS reader

    8. Re:Failed on the first question by sconeu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think it's ABP, not NoScript. I temporarily enabled the sites NoScript showed, one by one, and still got no display.

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    9. Re:Failed on the first question by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      Obviously being slashdotted stops the test from loading, but the ads show up just fine.

    10. Re:Failed on the first question by angiasaa · · Score: 1

      I know exactly what you mean. The disappointment shall bite my heels for a time to come. :)

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    11. Re:Failed on the first question by monkyyy · · Score: 1

      wrong answer.... the correct choice is rock melt as its the newest and still invite only beta

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  6. Test Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a problem starting the Quiz. Please try again later.

    1. Re:Test Fail by AnonymousClown · · Score: 1

      There was a problem starting the Quiz. Please try again later.

      That happened to me too. IT turns out that it's part of the test. Which means, you and I are tech retards.

      Now, I'm off to see if I can collect disability based upon the results of this test.

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  7. lpd by BitZtream · · Score: 5, Informative

    Was around long before Linux kids, its not the Linux printer daemon, its the line printer daemon.

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    1. Re:lpd by SargentDU · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, you would not be at zero as you are when I write this.

    2. Re:lpd by NetRanger · · Score: 5, Funny

      But is it on fire?

      (If you get this, then you're REALLY old-school.)

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    3. Re:lpd by flydpnkrtn · · Score: 1

      I'm not /really/ old school, but I get it ( I didn't cheat by Googling either) :)

      From what I remember when I read about this, back in the day lpd used to report that a printer was on fire if it was reporting a bad status

    4. Re:lpd by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Not really, I'm old enough to have seen it on Slashdot multiple times :)

    5. Re:lpd by Eudial · · Score: 1

      If nothing else, I've had a reference to "lp0: on fire" in my .sig for years.

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    6. Re:lpd by lakeland · · Score: 2, Informative

      Roughly correct, one of the status codes returned means it is on fire.

      This was a real issue, not an Easter egg. The old line printers were very fast and if they got jammed they got hot quickly and really did burst into flames, so if you get that error then you had better run into the printer room.

  8. Works on Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot effect?

    2010 Geek Quiz doesn't work in Google-Chrome, Konqueror or Firefox on my slackware box.

  9. slashdotted already. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a problem starting the Quiz. Please try again later.
    I guess everyone is taking the test instead of commenting.

    1. Re:slashdotted already. by Freshly+Exhumed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yep, and just like that it went bye-bye while the number of reads on this item still showed 3.

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  10. IQ tests... by falldeaf · · Score: 1

    If this IQ test is like any other IQ test on the web than it's more than useless... I got a high score when I try them but if I select options at random I get average intelligence or slightly above. So I think their test implies that a laptop and a ferret in a dryer are smarter than the average human. Although I might be missing the point of this article since it's more entertainment oriented. I just get riled up about online IQ tests... :)

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    1. Re:IQ tests... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's normal. Everyone on Slashdot has an IQ above 150 and a 10" dick.

      (The last one is a bit of a waste since nobody on Slashdot has ever had sex.)

    2. Re:IQ tests... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like most IT tests, it is useless.

      My cube mate is a hard ware tech. He is taking some type of IT classes. Last week, he asked me is we use 802 for our network and why? He then handed me some various 802.[x] documents asked me to explain them.

    3. Re:IQ tests... by pspahn · · Score: 1

      (The last one is a bit of a waste since nobody on Slashdot has ever had sex.)

      Not true! Go out with a platonic female friend and have her hit on all the girls for you. It seriously works.

      Go forth young eroti-noobs!

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    4. Re:IQ tests... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      "So I think their test implies that a laptop and a ferret in a dryer are smarter than the average human."

      This is technically correct. Have you ever worked a tech support desk?

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    5. Re:IQ tests... by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Funny

      26cm actually...

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    6. Re:IQ tests... by falldeaf · · Score: 1

      Haha, yes actually. I worked the dell tech support lines before they all got outsourced to India. That was one of my early jobs so I guess I was paying my dues. And while tech support for computers sucks, consider yourself lucky. I briefly did support for digital telephone lines before that and it was the worst, soul sucking job I've ever had. A sizable percentage of computer users know they know nothing about their pc and just want help fixing it and were ecstatic if you could help them. The digital telephone customers didn't want to trouble shoot a simple phone and 99 % of the time there was nothing to be done for them anyway as it was usually just an outage. I guess I'm saying that it's better to deal with *'dumb' people than assholes. *(to be fair they're not always dumb in matters that aren't computer related.)

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    7. Re:IQ tests... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      A platonic female friend who does this for you is known as a "chum", for obvious reasons.

    8. Re:IQ tests... by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The last one is a bit of a waste since nobody on Slashdot has ever had sex.

      Until they discover that you can save a lot of time, money and frustration and maybe even get more interesting conversations by hiring a professional.

    9. Re:IQ tests... by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      For the first, I got 38/50 on a Wonderlick test about a year ago, so I know I'm in the 99th percentile.

      As for the second, I'm below average. Someone has to be. It's still a waste since I've been married for a while...

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    10. Re:IQ tests... by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      The last one is a bit of a waste since nobody on Slashdot has ever had sex.

      Until they discover that you can save a lot of time, money and frustration and maybe even get more interesting conversations by hiring a professional.

      Until they discover that such a professional is a black hole, both emotionally and financially.

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    11. Re:IQ tests... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until they discover that such a professional is a black hole, both emotionally and financially.

      Good luck finding a woman that isn't.

    12. Re:IQ tests... by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      With such bitterness, you should be in therapy.

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  11. The winning move by jbeaupre · · Score: 1
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  12. Too many questions by iONiUM · · Score: 1

    I was going to do this for fun, but by question 10 I didn't care anymore.

    Slow server (perhaps because of Slashdot), and too many questions = meh

  13. So easy any 1 year old can do it!! by Ogrez · · Score: 0

    Geek IQ?? Heck my son passed it and he wasnt even finished with lunch yet... http://phoenix.momslikeme.com/members/ScrapbookActions.aspx?g=2467703&m=15226262

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  14. Re:Windows Questions?! by somejeff · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And what's with all the Windows questions?

    - A geek knows Windows inside and out.
    - A true geek knows to how to live without Windows (-- that's probably where we fall, in our parents' basement)
    - An übergeek knows life, the universe and everything, including Windows.

  15. uh oh, failed already by MrDoh! · · Score: 1

    pop ups, having to stop blocking javascript all over the place.
    Not sure if I've failed or just can't be bothered taking the test.

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  16. ROTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    That picture though, ROTF? "rolling on the floor" ? rofl maybe, but I at least have never heard of "rotf"...

    1. Re:ROTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's compounded with LMAO so it's "Laughing my ass off rolling on the floor". At least that's how I make sense of it

  17. Karma Whoring Post by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Informative

    Question 1: What does "httpd" stand for?
    Correct Answer: Hypertext Transfer Protocol Daemon

    Question 2: What is the primary use for the 224.0.1.24 IP address?
    Correct Answer: It's the WINS server group address, used for the dynamic configuration of replication for WINS servers and auto-discovery

    Question 3: How much RAM is supported in the 32-bit version of Windows Server 2008 R2?
    Correct Answer: None

    Question 4: The names Killing Horizon and Event Horizon are not related to:
    Correct Answer: Two sci-fi movies from the '90s

    Question 5: Which one of these will let you quickly look at the open ports on a machine?
    Correct Answer: NETSTAT

    Question 6: When the Fiber Distributed Data Interface (FDDI) protocol was popular, which of these was considered one of its primary advantages?
    Correct Answer: Multiple tokens
    Your Answer: Multiple tokens

    Question 7: What does "GUID" stand for?
    Correct Answer: Globally Unique Identifier
    Your Answer: Globally Unique Identifier
    I'm fairly proud of inventing "Group Unnamed Information Delivery" -- it sounds very authentic, though "Great Underwear Is Divine" is nearest a universal truth.

    Question 8: A 10Base2 Ethernet network used what kind of cabling?
    Correct Answer: Thinnet coaxial
    Your Answer: Twisted pair
    If some kid straight out of college is standing behind you asking, "What the hell is 10Base2?!" feel free to pretend you don't know the answer and choose HDMI. Old folks need to stick together.

    Question 9: "Aero," the GUI introduced with Windows Vista, stands for which of the following?
    Correct Answer: Authentic, Energetic, Reflective, and Open

    Question 10: Which of these commands will install Windows 2000 Server?
    Correct Answer: A and B

    Question 11: Which of the following network protocols requires a terminator?
    Correct Answer: 10Base5

    Question 12: An example of diametrically opposed alignments in AD&D would be:
    Correct Answer: CE vs. LG
    Your Answer: CE vs. LG
    Paladins vs. anti-Paladins or maybe just snarky journalists. Don't feel bad if you didn’t get this -- it just means you were having sex in high school.

    Question 13: On a Windows NT network, what is the maximum name size for a client computer?
    Correct Answer: 15
    Your Answer: 15

    Question 14: To restart the printer daemon for a Linux printer, you’ll use the command:
    Correct Answer: Restart [printer name]

    Question 15: What is an Active Directory forest?
    Correct Answer: A group of domains that share a common schema

    Question 16: To which politician do we attribute the quote: "The Internet is a great way to get on the Net"?
    Correct Answer: Bob Dole

    Question 17: The Tombstone-Lifetime Attribute represents which of the following:
    Correct Answer: The number of days before a deleted objected is removed from directory services
    Your Answer: The number of days before a deleted objected is removed from directory services

    Question 18: What early example of an Internet viral video phenom was used in the "Ally McBeal" TV series in 1998?
    Correct Answer: The Dancing Baby
    Your Answer: The Dancing Baby

    Question 19: A MIB contains status information for which protocol?
    Correct Answer: SNMP

    Question 20: Which of the following has the best chance to protect your users' identities?
    Correct Answer: Spyware detector

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    1. Re:Karma Whoring Post by JWW · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Technically for #14, your just restarting the printer que.

      I think the correct answer would be to run lpd restart or cups restart (depending on your print daemon) from the init directory.

      Of course, I didn't actually get to see the quiz as its been slashdotted to hell.

    2. Re:Karma Whoring Post by EnsilZah · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sounds more like an MCSE test than a geek test.

    3. Re:Karma Whoring Post by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      How about this for an answer: Real sysadmins don't do windows, so I have no idea about half of the answers, and don't want to know?

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    4. Re:Karma Whoring Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Question 3: How much RAM is supported in the 32-bit version of Windows Server 2008 R2?
      Correct Answer: Geeks don't use Windows.

      Question 5: Which one of these will let you quickly look at the open ports on a machine?
      Correct Answer: What's wrong with lsof, it's so much more funky!

      Question 9: "Aero," the GUI introduced with Windows Vista, stands for which of the following?
      Correct Answer: Geeks don't use GUIs either.

      Question 10: Which of these commands will install Windows 2000 Server?
      Correct Answer: None if I'm in charge.

      Question 13: On a Windows NT network, what is the maximum name size for a client computer?
      Correct Answer: Far too small.

      Question 14: To restart the printer daemon for a Linux printer, you’ll use the command:
      Correct Answer: upscmd johnie@node3 shutdown.return # you can't tell me how to restart my daemons

      Question 15: What is an Active Directory forest?
      Correct Answer: Something related to pubic hair forest, but different, I think.

      Question 18: What early example of an Internet viral video phenom was used in the "Ally McBeal" TV series in 1998?
      Correct Answer: What is "TV"?

      Question 20: Which of the following has the best chance to protect your users' identities?
      Correct Answer: Don't let the users touch the computers, duh. If I'm forced to let them, I just do iptables -P OUTPUT DROP.

    5. Re:Karma Whoring Post by mswhippingboy · · Score: 1

      RE # 8
      Twisted pair was called 10BaseT, while coax was 10Base2.

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    6. Re:Karma Whoring Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One Linux question, and not a single star trek question!

      Question 21: In the star trek universe what problems can be solved by re-aligning the warp matrix?
      Answer: Any problem that teaches you a lesson about being human.

      Question 22: How do I set up my Linux box to use a specific nameserver?
      Answer: RTFM. (And this list is not for support, it's for being quiet and dismissive to noobs.)

    7. Re:Karma Whoring Post by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      Anti Paladins are Lawful-Evil

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    8. Re:Karma Whoring Post by GumphMaster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Question 11. A network protocol that requires a terminator? A protocol is a set of rules governing data interchange not an electrical circuit.

      --
      Patent litigation: A doctrine of Mutually Assured Destruction... in which everyone seems willing to push the button
    9. Re:Karma Whoring Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paladins vs. anti-Paladins or maybe just snarky journalists. Don't feel bad if you didnt get this -- it just means you were having sex in high school.

      I'm so fucking tired of people harping on D&D. You'd think here, of all places, we could get some nerd love for it but nooooo...

      I wont stand for this; have at you knave! I rolled an 11, what's your AC?

    10. Re:Karma Whoring Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Windows questions are worth -1 each if your answers indicate too much knowledge of Windows trivia.

      For example:
      Question 9: ' "Aero," the GUI introduced with Windows Vista, stands for which of the following?'
      Most correct Answer: Fsck you.

    11. Re:Karma Whoring Post by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      I just copy/paste... none of the comments are mine.

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    12. Re:Karma Whoring Post by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, and I'm playing a CG Paladin / Beguiler.

      I'm still not having sex, but that's because I've been married for 13 years.

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    13. Re:Karma Whoring Post by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      I've got a DEX of 18 and I'm wearing normal clothing. I've got cover from the chair and cubicle so there's a +4 bonus and a 20% miss chance.

      I took Dodge as my Human feat (I took non-combatant(-1 to melee), shaky(-2 ranged weapons), non-violent (-1 damage), vulnerable(-1 AC), bad vision(-4 to spot checks), and slow start (double penalties for child / youth age groups) as flaws, so I have a LOT of feats. What can I say, my parents were power gamers, apparently.) so that puts me at 17AC.

      You miss. Given that I'm unarmed and have a to-hit of +2 (+5 BaB, +2 from STR, -1 from feats, -4 for non-proficiency) and damage of 1d3 + 1 subdual, this could go on for a while.

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    14. Re:Karma Whoring Post by PReDiToR · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Question 5: Which one of these will let you quickly look at the open ports on a machine?
      Correct Answer: What's wrong with lsof, it's so much more funky!

      I think you mean nmap, do you not?
      lsof = LiSt Open Files; nmap is _the_ tool for anyone who wants to seriously check a network for anything.

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      Do not meddle in the affairs of geeks for they are subtle and quick to anger
    15. Re:Karma Whoring Post by ian_from_brisbane · · Score: 2, Funny

      Question 7: What does "GUID" stand for?

      Graphical User Interface..... Duh!

    16. Re:Karma Whoring Post by robbak · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, lsof. It lists open file handles, and any nework port that is open is also a file handle. With some grep and sed hackery, you'll have a simple list.

      --
      Prediction for end of Universe #42: Fencepost error in Quantum_bogosort.cpp
    17. Re:Karma Whoring Post by julesh · · Score: 1

      Question 18: What early example of an Internet viral video phenom was used in the "Ally McBeal" TV series in 1998?
      Correct Answer: What is "TV"?

      Something you download from the pirate bay. Like this.

    18. Re:Karma Whoring Post by siloko · · Score: 1

      Technically for #14, your just restarting the printer que.

      and you're not going to get far with

      Restart

      try

      restart

    19. Re:Karma Whoring Post by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I mean, who the hell includes AD&D questions? Some of us are just into linux. No Active directory, no AD&D. AAAnnd - obscure naming in particular windows components? *facepalm*

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    20. Re:Karma Whoring Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And for question 10 - there is no win32.exe in I386 folder, only winnt32.exe. This test is bullshit.

    21. Re:Karma Whoring Post by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Real sysadmins use what works for the purpose. Are you saying you wouldn't recommend Exchange to a client for email because you are such a purist you can't see it is the best solution? Limiting yourself to just one OS does not a good sysadmin make. I would consider myself an expert in Linux, Windows, a few Unix variants; good at Mac and Solaris, so I do speak from experience.

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    22. Re:Karma Whoring Post by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      There are several mistakes in your post, and in your signature:

      In your post:

      1) You assume that exchange or windows actually work, they don't.
      2) Real sysadmins use powerful tools with powerful CLIs. GUIs are for fags.
      3) You can't be an "expert" on something so closed as windows because you know nearly nothing about it, and you can't be an "expert" on such diverse things as windows and unix. If you consider yourself an expert on both, your definition of expert is criminally insane.

      In your signature:

      1) All your computers belong to apple. Pay attention, you will soon see apple fuck your ass more than all the oracles and microsofts in the world ever will.

      2) There is no god, so he won't be able to help you.

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    23. Re:Karma Whoring Post by uniquegeek · · Score: 1

      When I took at Linux class at college, there were one or two questions in a test where I couldn't remember the exact syntax (to write on paper), so I put my best guess down and "and Google" or "that's what man/help is for".

      Got part marks, which normally weren't given out.

  18. it's really not that kind of test by digitalsushi · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is when "normal" people are sitting around drinking and one of them points out a beer bottle is brown cause it blocks sunlight, and the rest of them chide him or her for being a "geek". And then they have a hearty laugh when the newly labeled geek seems to have forgotten their otherwise inevitable pocket protector, because that is a hilarious joke to make about a geek.

    That's what a normal person decomposes a geek into. That's the signal they get. The rest is noise. You're so lonely sitting there with your xterm flashing green text. No matter how bright you make your screen session, it will always be a jumble of Hollywood Hacker to the normal guy, sipping his domestic beer.

    I encourage you, actual-geek, to hide in the noise that you will never be noticed in. For it is the curtain that masks you from the mundane torture that is experiencing a meal for the four remaining senses (you abused your rights to experience touch) -- a meal for the common man, pre-processed delicious monotony.

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    1. Re:it's really not that kind of test by shermo · · Score: 1

      This is when "normal" people are sitting around drinking and one of them points out a beer bottle is brown cause it blocks sunlight, and the rest of them chide him or her for being a "geek".

      Get better friends.

      --
      Insanity: voting in the same two parties over and over again and expecting different results
    2. Re:it's really not that kind of test by flydpnkrtn · · Score: 1

      Well... get a 'geekier' circle of friends...

      I've actually pointed out the brown bottle thing, to two different 'circles' of friends. One group called me a nerd and gave me shit about it, the other group nodded and found it interesting, then the conversation shifted to brewing techniques.

      Guess which group was my wife's circle of friends and which group was my circle :)

    3. Re:it's really not that kind of test by jcoy42 · · Score: 1

      This is when "normal" people are sitting around drinking and one of them points out a beer bottle is brown cause it blocks sunlight, and the rest of them chide him or her for being a "geek". And then they have a hearty laugh when the newly labeled geek seems to have forgotten their otherwise inevitable pocket protector, because that is a hilarious joke to make about a geek.

      Which is when I point out that we're drinking imports instead of the distilled rice water they deluding themselves into thinking is beer.

      Then I jump in the hot tub and see how long it takes their wives to send over their friends from work.

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    4. Re:it's really not that kind of test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      get a better wife

    5. Re:it's really not that kind of test by operagost · · Score: 1

      Which is when I point out that we're drinking imports instead of the distilled rice water they deluding themselves into thinking is beer.

      Protip: not all American beers are brewed by Anheuser-Busch. Disclaimer: you may be Japanese and drinking sake.

      Then I jump in the hot tub and see how long it takes their wives to send over their friends from work.

      Then you wake up.

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    6. Re:it's really not that kind of test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like this?

    7. Re:it's really not that kind of test by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      Anyone preferring imports is just drinking a heavily preserved beer that would most likely not be legal to sell in the home country (at least in Germany). The best beer is going to be a locally brewed variety, especially at the tap room, that has not been preserved. For that reason alone Budwiser is not so bad, as at least it is not preserved. Not that I would drink it, as I live near too many very fine breweries.

  19. The missing question? by Deep+Penguin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Question 0: How do you set up a website to survive the Slashdot effect?

    1. Re:The missing question? by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      Deny all inbound HTTP requests?

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      They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. - Terry Pratchett
    2. Re:The missing question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nah, just redirect all incoming requests to a set of ad-servers, round-robin style

    3. Re:The missing question? by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      Answer 0: Make it about sports.

    4. Re:The missing question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They must have forgotten that it was a zero indexed array...

  20. InfoWorld Fail by michaelwigle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Looks like InfoWorld failed the Geek IQ test... Question 1. How much bandwidth do you need to avoid getting slashdotted?

    1. Re:InfoWorld Fail by celle · · Score: 1

      "Question 1. How much bandwidth do you need to avoid getting slashdotted?"

      The answer is still none as even if you have had enough bandwidth your web server farm would become molten slag.

    2. Re:InfoWorld Fail by michaelwigle · · Score: 1

      I guess I never fully understood what the physical effects of Slashdotting are. So, is it really a question of the number of web servers and how much data their NICs can handle? What is it, exactly, that brings the site down? Obviously some hosts are able to withstand a slashdotting. Do you know what makes the difference?

  21. "Bitches ain't shit." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "But hos and tricks." As you can see, their contributions are immensely valuable to modern culture.

  22. Last "geek quiz" I took... by 6Yankee · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...would increment the score several times, if you hit the Next button repeatedly. So I wrote a Selenium test to hammer it as many times as it could before the next page loaded.

    I managed to get "1019% Geek".

    Which sounds about right, come to thin of it...

  23. Geek Trivia != IQ Assessment by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Scoring high wont help with your Mensa application.
    And if you don't know what Mensa is, you should probably avoid this trivia test.

    1. Re:Geek Trivia != IQ Assessment by Astatine · · Score: 3, Informative

      I bet this test has just as much real world meaning as Mensa's IQ test though...

    2. Re:Geek Trivia != IQ Assessment by Rockoon · · Score: 2, Funny

      The secret to Mensa is to pass the "test", then prove that you didnt cheat by refusing to pay the fee to join.

      --
      "His name was James Damore."
    3. Re:Geek Trivia != IQ Assessment by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Scoring and Mensa Scoring and Mensa, Mensa will not help you score. As a qualified applicant that was socially adept enough to know I had no desire to delve into that pit of basement dwelling geekdom (at school at least) lest I never return. Has the organization made any progress in that last 20 or so years? Having intelligent conversations in a social setting is a grand idea, what I saw was in inverse locker room with guys trying to be the uber geek, as many women.and about as interesting.

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      No sir I dont like it.
    4. Re:Geek Trivia != IQ Assessment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it has not progressed. I joined because, as you said, the idea seemed to be a grand idea. However, the implementation failed when a large majority of the people in my area in Mensa were just talking about how much "better" they were than everyone else.

      Fail.

      Sorry. If you're that much better, prove it by doing something truly impressive, either by (a) benefiting society or by (b) making a significant amount of money HONESTLY. Personally, I'd go with option (a), because that way you won't have a bunch of losers trying to con you out of your money, sue you out of your money, or flat out steal your money.

      Posting AC because I don't really want to admit to having been in Mensa.

  24. Can You Say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... slashdotted?

  25. Definitely not for nerds by dangitman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can see why they call it a "geek" test, what with geeks being the aspirational losers of the intellectual landscape, and this test mainly being about useless trivia. A "nerd" test would contain more substantive questions, you know, stuff that matters. Sure, many nerds would ace this geek trivia quiz, but the geeks would be lost on the nerd quiz.

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    1. Re:Definitely not for nerds by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      Is this using the American or British definitions of "geek" and "nerd"? As I understand it the definitions are swapped between cultures.

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    2. Re:Definitely not for nerds by trollertron3000 · · Score: 1

      Can someone clear this up for me? I keep hearing the two differ. Some tell me they're a geek but not a nerd. Some the opposite. So what is what? Where can I find _the_ definition to point all others to?

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    3. Re:Definitely not for nerds by celle · · Score: 1

      "being the aspirational losers of the intellectual landscape,.."

      And without us keeping everything running your arrogant people gonads would be in a sling.

    4. Re:Definitely not for nerds by dangitman · · Score: 1

      And without us keeping everything running your arrogant people gonads would be in a sling.

      How does biting the heads off chickens "keep things running?

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    5. Re:Definitely not for nerds by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The definitions change locally every 5 to 10 years anyway.

    6. Re:Definitely not for nerds by MobyDisk · · Score: 2, Funny

      You missed the last question. It was:

      Which of the following aborts the quiz and starts a discussion about "nerd" -vs- "geek" ?
      A. Nerds
      B. Geeks.
      C. Trolls
      D. Females. :-)

    7. Re:Definitely not for nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny because it uses the traditional definition of "nerd", which is essentially "circus freak"!

    8. Re:Definitely not for nerds by schon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Can someone clear this up for me? I keep hearing the two differ. Some tell me they're a geek but not a nerd. Some the opposite. So what is what? Where can I find _the_ definition to point all others to?

      Nobody writes it down. If you have to ask, you don't need to know.

      Watch the movie "Wargames" (The original 1983 one.) Wait for the scene when David goes to the university to talk to Jim and Malvin, and observe the characters. Jim is a geek, and Malvin is a nerd.

    9. Re:Definitely not for nerds by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      Obligitory XKCD

      http://xkcd.com/747/

      My definition coincides with the roll-over text.

  26. "There was a problem starting the quiz....." by IceCat12 · · Score: 1

    My attempt at trying out the quiz failed miserably..

    "There was a problem starting the quiz.. Please try again later"

    I guess using Linux and pop-up blockers make me fail the quiz automatically..

    1. Re:"There was a problem starting the quiz....." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It certainly makes you fail at life automatically.

  27. Too new by teachknowlegy · · Score: 1

    Ok, this stuff is all new(er) than what I would put on a computer geek test. How about some pre-MS-DOS stuff (Linux is *NOT* pre MS-DOS!).

  28. I'd hope geeks are smart enough to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that knowledge does not equate to intelligence.

  29. Re:Windows Questions?! by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

    An übergeek knows life, the universe and everything, including Windows.

          With the exception of the vagina. Being born through one doesn't count. Nor does a fleshlight.

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    Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
  30. knowledge != IQ by petes_PoV · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Being able to recall a bunch of facts is not the same thing as the ability to make logical deductions, work out the answers to problems or make the link between cause and effect. All this test does is check a persons memory - which is less important these days with search engines and knowledge bases. What would make a better test would be to present a problem and see how people deduce the answer, not just discover how much time they waste reading industry publications.

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    1. Re:knowledge != IQ by pr100 · · Score: 1

      Yeah... this test has pretty much nothing to do with IQ. (Mind you IQ tests are a hard thing to do anyway... making them independent of any kind of cultural bias, or prior knowledge is pretty much impossible.)

    2. Re:knowledge != IQ by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

      So, what's your point?

      Do you think that they were really trying to convey that this had anything to do with actual "IQ", rather than the relatively common pop culture usage of IQ?

      One might think that you are just being a pedantic stick in the mud. To be clear, I am referring to the idiomatic expression; I am not trying to imply you are literally made out of wood and covered in soil saturated with water.

    3. Re:knowledge != IQ by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      Failed history, did we?

    4. Re:knowledge != IQ by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

      Failed history, did we?

      Err, no. I passed history (just as I passed all the subjects I took) - although there was quite a bit less of it then.

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      politicians are like babies' nappies: they should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons
    5. Re:knowledge != IQ by FrootLoops · · Score: 1

      So, what's your point?

      It's clear to me the post was just saying a better test would focus less on memory and more on problem solving... which would be its point. That the test might use "IQ" colloquially is immaterial.

    6. Re:knowledge != IQ by monkyyy · · Score: 1

      imagine the day where search engines are almost as fast as memories
      (almost because brain typing will need to include remembering how to spell)

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  31. Question 21 by JaJ_D · · Score: 1

    Apparently missing this question

    Q) If you have a website, and have a Geek test, and this gets slashdotted, what sort of increase in traffic would you expect, and how would you cope.

    I cannot get to the quiz!

  32. Thank you. by sconeu · · Score: 3, Informative

    I unblocked each site listed in NoScript, one at a time, and still couldn't get the quiz.

    I wasn't going to fuck with my ABP filters just to see a stupid quiz.

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    1. Re:Thank you. by nabsltd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I unblocked each site listed in NoScript, one at a time, and still couldn't get the quiz.

      Yep, definitely not worth the time. I'd rather see a Flash applet than play Russian roulette guessing which site is required for the content and which site will try to copy my hard drive to Nigeria.

  33. G**k - Like N****r to me by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

    A geek is a side show freak that eats live animals or non food objects as part of his/her act. I'm an IT Professional and didn't spend two decades in constant study and certification to be compared to a side show act.

    Why we continue to use this word to describe ourselves as professionals or accept it is beyond me. When confronted with it, I make a point of educating people who use it that it is offensive.

    We really need to stop using this word. You wouldn't tell a friend you are going to refer him to your Plastic Surgery "Quack" or your Personal Injury "Shyster".

  34. What is this A and B of which you speak? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Question 10: Which of these commands will install Windows 2000 Server?
    Correct Answer: A and B

    *inserts Windows 2000 Server CD*
    *Restarts computer*
    *Waits for CD to boot*
    *Types the letter A followed by return*
    *Types the letter B followed by return*
    *Waits*
    *dies of old age*

  35. How many geeks does it take... by XB-70 · · Score: 1

    ..to crash the test?!!

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    1. Re:How many geeks does it take... by forkfail · · Score: 1

      Not sure, but it appears that firefox with default popup blocking may be causing the test to be unrunable...

      Irony at its best.

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  36. Terminated networks by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Question 11: Which of the following network protocols requires a terminator?

    The protocol is extermination of all humans.

    The "network" - if it can be called that - is Skynet.

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    1. Re:Terminated networks by eldepeche · · Score: 1

      Beaten by the actual quiz, which included Skynet as an option on that question.

    2. Re:Terminated networks by davidwr · · Score: 1

      Obviously, the actual quiz had the wrong "right" answer :).

      It was also slashdotted at the time I tried to look at it.

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  37. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by Combatso · · Score: 1

    get over yourself... words evolve, so should we

  38. Re:Windows Questions?! by SYSS+Mouse · · Score: 1

    The life, the universe and everything quesiton was asked in 2009 version.

  39. Re:Windows Questions?! by jcoy42 · · Score: 1

    How about a realdoll?

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  40. Infoworld and Windows [was Re:Ally McBeal?!] by lwriemen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And what's with all the Windows questions?

    Trade magazine shilling for $$$ + abusive monopolist = lot's of free advertising and concocted credibility

  41. "There was a problem starting the Quiz." by bitkari · · Score: 1

    Is the first part of the test to restart the web server?

  42. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by rgviza · · Score: 1

    Yea! Desktop wienie, sysad-ork or laptop schlep is much more appropriate than geek. I haven't seen an IT guy bite the head off of a live chicken or swallow live goldfish since 2003. That stereotype is long dead. Lets get with the times folks!

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  43. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aw... go cry to your diaper-changing milk-secreter.

  44. WOT (Waste of time) by __aavqan3009 · · Score: 1

    WOT (Waste of time)

    1. Re:WOT (Waste of time) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the point of using an acronym if you have to explain it? or WTPOUAAIYHTEI?

    2. Re:WOT (Waste of time) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because it's WOT (Waste of time)

    3. Re:WOT (Waste of time) by Again · · Score: 1

      because it's WOT (Waste of time)

      WOT is already taken for Wheel of Time. You'll have to find yourself a new acronym.

  45. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only because I don't have a personal surgon or a lawyer. Though I'm far more likely to use "shark" instead of "Shyster".

  46. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    "Geek" is used because it's a pejorative word. It means it causes revulsion in normal people, just like the guy that bites the heads off chickens. Ie, glasses are taped up, elbows hit other people when dancing, eats boogers, etc. A "nerd" is someone who's obsessed with one subject, like an anime nerd, a star trek nerd, a math nerd, etc (obsessed with more than is normal or more than is necessary for a job).

    If you took certificate tests, you probably are neither a nerd nor a geek. You're mainstream corporate. However, if you to make a point of educating people about it, thus abandoning social norms, then that brings you back into geekdom.

    Of course, these terms are regional, both in space and time.

  47. Test Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you click the link it says "access denied you may need to register to access this content" Then it says "No new registrations" I just wasted 2 minutes of my life. :(

  48. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 2, Informative

    A person of your advanced age and wisdom, such as myself, should already know that oftentimes we take words which were originally intended to denigrate, hurt, insult and belittle and turn them into a quasi-badge of honor, of membership, of belonging to a group of people who are, on average, extremely intelligent, professional, and frankly make those peoples' little world go round.

    I actually get more praise these days from acknowledging and reveling in my geekness and my nerditude than I ever get in derision.

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  49. Couldn't take it - too many 3rd parties needed js by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was unable to take the test because it required me to enable javascript for websites that I do not trust. Heck, I don't really trust the main site either, but I was willing to for the sake of the test.

    That's as far as my trust goes - sorry. I'm not THAT stupid.

  50. to allow or not to allow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Allow sharethis.com? no
    Allow industrybrains.com? no
    Allow dl-rms.com? no
    Allow demandbase.com? no
    Allow doubleclick.com? no
    Allow googleadservices? no
    Forbid inforworld? yes!

  51. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, in true dork form you display your insecurities for everyone to see.

    I'm guessing you're the type that goes nuts every time you're fired for incompetence.

  52. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by icebraining · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's called reappropriation.

  53. It wasn't a question about ally mcbeal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was a question about viral videos and year 1998. With knowledge of those you could probably (didn't take the quiz myself so I don't know all the options... Just read the questions and the right answers from another post) answer the question... Though I guess that having actually know the Ally McBeal trivia could have earned geek cred (Not every TV series had popculture references to internet videos 12 years ago, so it could have been borderline interesting at the time)

    Anyways... I was more put off by the "Computer (Windows) geek trivia quiz" being labeled as "IQ Test". A person who doesn't care about the distinction between IQ and the amount of trivia memorized isn't a geek by my standards.

  54. FAIL! Or rather PASS! by ukemike · · Score: 1

    The quiz fails because it fails to load with Firefox, using nosript and adblock. Hell even after "temporarily allow all scripts on this page" it failed to load and I saw that "firefox has blocked 2 popups." So the quiz procedure self selects rather aggressively against allowing geeks to take the quiz at all.

    But I pass because obviously the REAL test was this: if you are a genuine geek you won't even take the test because you can't stand to "temporarily allow doubleclick.com."

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  55. Re:Windows Questions?! by Dishevel · · Score: 1

    42.

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  56. There was a problem starting the Quiz. by SETIGuy · · Score: 1
    There was a problem starting the Quiz. Please try again later.

    Apparently the quiz is to rewrite their Quiz to be more scalable.

  57. Re:Windows Questions?! by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

    An übergeek knows life, the universe and everything, including Windows.

    With the exception of the vagina. Being born through one doesn't count. Nor does a fleshlight.

    42.

  58. Are you sure this is from 2010? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What's with all the Microsoft Windows related questions? It's understandable that some geeks might still remember that stuff, maybe even still be using it, but would anyone generally expect computer geeks to know that stuff?

    "How many keys are on a Timex-Sinclair 1000 keyboard?" is a fair trivia question, but I'm not sure I'd use that to measure Donald Knuth's computer geek credentials. Windows-only questions are no different. You either have a job where you have to use Windows, or you don't.

  59. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

    Hey no need to insult sideshow performers regardless of your feelings about being associated with them in your mind by the term 'Geek'. I get the impression that you don't appreciate the hard work and training required for their profession

  60. Nice by eyrieowl · · Score: 1

    Infoworld == completely offline. Putting up a "geek test" is like dangling the red flag before a bull. Well done, /.

  61. Re:Windows Questions?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dispute that. You do learn *something* from downloading all that porn!

  62. Question 11 by Marrow · · Score: 2, Informative

    10base2 requires terminators at each end of the coax. 50ohm I believe.

    1. Re:Question 11 by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      On that question, that was not one of the answers. ATM, 10baseT, 10base5 and Skynet 1000

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  63. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

    My sysadmin bit the head off a banana this morning...

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  64. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

    About your title...

    G**k - Like N****r to me"

    Really? You think those terms are comparable?

    There are a small number of offensive slurs that are can legitimately be considered to be in the ball park of the infamous "N-Word".

    There are a larger number of terms and slurs that I hear people *claim* are analagous to the infamous slur, even though I personally think they are overreacting. I usually let those slide, even if I think it's quite a stretch.

    However, finding "geek" to be that offensive is just unfathomable. I see that said, "to me", to show that this may be merely your personal opinions. In a similar vein, anyone claiming that a word like "geek" is analogous to the N-Bomb seems like an over-sensitive prat, "to me".

  65. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

    "Geek" is used because it's a pejorative word. It means it causes revulsion in normal people, just like the guy that bites the heads off chickens. Ie, glasses are taped up, elbows hit other people when dancing, eats boogers, etc. A "nerd" is someone who's obsessed with one subject, like an anime nerd, a star trek nerd, a math nerd, etc (obsessed with more than is normal or more than is necessary for a job).

    For the most part, "Nerd" and "Geek" are used as close to synonyms. In fact, I've seen the difference explained nearly exactly as you just did, but reversed the words associated with each group. Most, though perhaps not all, prefer "Geek" to "Nerd" when referring to themselves, and find the other more offensive, even though those who don't self-identify seem less likely not to care about any imagined distinction.

    To think "Geek" is less desirable because of the origins is rather silly, since I'd wager that the vast majority of people who use the word are not even aware of the origin. Word meanings change. My experience has been that the word "geek" has lost a lot of it's baggage, and has even gained a certain air of respect from a growing subculture that self identifies as geeks, or at the very least will admit to an interest in certain things that they will describe as being geeky. Once in a while, you may even hear phrases like, "geek chic" being thrown around.

    Words change. Sometimes so much that words that were originally merely literally descriptive become derogatory, or words that were derogatory can even become complimentary (or reverse).

    An example that I like is the word "Nimrod." It was traditionally used as a non-derogatory term applied to hunters. However, due to the changes in usage (believed by some to be inspired by the ironic usage by Bugs Bunny), it turned into an insulting term.

  66. question 19 is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    question 19 is stupid -

    > A MIB contains status information for which protocol?

    the MIB file is the schema (like IDL for CORBA) for a set of related managed objects, it does not "contain" any "status"; anyways the managed objects can relate to any protocol, not just SNMP.

    sheesh.

  67. Knowledge test != IQ test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Memorizing facts alone does not reflect one's *intelligence* quotient.

    The designers of this IQ test clearly had low IQs.

  68. I guess the first question should be by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    I guess the first question would be "what kind of infrastructure requirements are needed for an online resource that will be of immediate and sudden newsworthy interest to Nerds?"

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  69. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

    Yes I do think that they are "comparable" in the truest sense of the word. Both are terms that were used to slur and deride and were cause for personal pain. Both are words that were re-appropriated by those so labeled with the same excuses of 'taking it back'. And both are terms that are slowly be phased out by those same groups as they realize that 'taking them back' wasn't worth the degrading themselves in the process.

    I can understand your finding it unfathomable, because you may not have experienced the same emotions associated with them, or may not have had to endure endless taunting. Just like as a Caucasian, I can never fully understand how it may feel to be called the N-word. But it doesn't repulse me any less to hear it. If understanding that makes me an over-sensitive prat, so be it - especially since it's only "to you".

  70. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

    Nowhere did I insult or demean sideshow performers. Like any performer, it takes training and skills.

  71. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

    what about quad CCIE's

  72. Re:Windows Questions?! by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

    I was born via c-section, you insensitive clod.

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  73. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

    A person of your advanced age and wisdom would have understood that you did that in SPITE of the usage, not because of it. You learned that you were good with who you were. I have too, to a certain point, but I still find the terms geek and nerd offensive and think that we should know better than to use them ourselves. It hasn't worked with other derisive terms, why should these be any different.

  74. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

    Evolving would be preferable. Evolving would be not using derisive terms to refer to oneself. He if you want to be referred to as a nerd or a geek - go right ahead, by all means.

  75. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

    Despite illusions in the media and hollywood to the contrary. Sideshow performers don't like to be called freaks, or to be lumped together under two small aspects of their varied performances. Just like I would think not all IT Professionals like to have their careers truncated by someone saying their job is "computer programming".

    I apologize if I read more vehemence in your statement than had been intended.

  76. Re:Windows Questions?! by hweimer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    - A geek knows Windows inside and out.

    That might be true up to 95 or so, and only if said geek is old enough to have experienced these times. Later, GNU/Linux became so ubiquitous in geekdom that knowing the answers for this test is actually a hint that you are not a real geek. Personally, I find the old Geek Quiz much more entertaining.

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  77. Re:Funny comment if you ace it. by Technician · · Score: 1

    It is back up so i looked to see what would happen if it was aced. Pretty funny regarding your love life..

    You got 20 of 20 correct.
    Your score: 100%

    Geek guru: You don't need energy drinks, the Cheetos have grown into your beard, and you no longer worry about the opposite sex because that's in meatspace.

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  78. Re:Windows Questions?! by the_womble · · Score: 1

    The quiz linked to by the parent requires you to register with a singles site to get the answers.

  79. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    A geek is a side show freak that eats live animals or non food objects as part of his/her act.

    It takes an etymology geek to know such a thing. ;-)

    Side-track tangent: "Villain" was originally a word meaning, "Servant". (In the stories told among the privileged long ago, the bad guys were the powerless who got fed up being slaves and attempt to usurp the land owners and property holders who effectively own them. -Which makes Superman a tool and Batman a hypocrite).

    Language evolves, and opposing it is like trying to fight the wind.

    -FL

  80. Different Test Gives IQ Rank By Platform by Freshly+Exhumed · · Score: 1

    Intelligence Elite did the following: "During the last two years people from all over the world took the MV2G IQ test of Intelligent Elite. The test consists of 315 questions of different difficulty and different types (Verbal, logical, mathematical & visual). The test could be taken as a Facebook application, a Twitter application or on the website of IntelligentElite.com. For each test taker the country, the specialization, the age, the gender, the operating system and the browser used was recorded. Thus the IQ obtained could be aggregated and correlated to the information collected. One of the most interesting statistics that is visible is the differences between Apple and PC users." The resulting IQ rankings by platform:

    1. IPad users
    2. Linux users
    3. Apple users
    4. Windows users

    http://www.intelligentelite.com/blog/it-is-finally-proven-apple-users-are-more-intelligent-than-pc-users/ [intelligentelite.com]

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  81. Comic Book Guy Got an MCSE Certificate by nospmiS+remoH · · Score: 1

    It felt like the quiz was given by comic book guy fresh out of MCSE school with a sarcastic, spitty, snorting laugh coupled spastic eye-roll after each incorrect answer to an obscure MS buzzword soup test. Ok, fine, I admit it, I only got 35% but I'm not bitter.

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  82. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

    And I apologize if I wasn't clearer. As a fan of Penn and Teller; who have done quite a bit to prmote classic sideshow acts, I didn't mean to offend.

  83. Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stupid quiz is stupid.

  84. Re:Windows Questions?! by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    Later, GNU/Linux became so ubiquitous in geekdom that knowing the answers for this test is actually a hint that you are not a real geek.

    ROTFLMAO. Only if you're shallow enough to believe that your choice of OS's determines if you are a geek or not. Actual Real Geeks, laugh at such pretenders.

  85. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

    Well, in my opinion, I think it has worked with these terms. I have a fourteen year old daughter and I kinda keep track of her and her friends on Facebook; by doing so, I get a little more insight on what that generation views people who are called nerds and geeks and with my daughter and amongst her friends and other people I knew from previous jobs and so on, the terms are used with very little negative connotation.

    I didn't mean to sound condescending towards you, I hope you didn't interpret it that way, BTW.

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  86. Neophyte Geek. by Anthony · · Score: 1

    said I owned an iPhone.

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  87. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

    Well, I'd definitely have to concede that it may well be generational, and I'd also have to say that in that aspect, the comparison I made doesn't hold up. Certainly, your daughter and her friends wouldn't be likely to be using the the n-word with the same intent. (BTW, thanks for your clarification - though I'd didn't take it that way, it's nice of you to make sure. And while we're on the love fest thing, that is an awesome sig!)

  88. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by Combatso · · Score: 1

    thanks... so stop telling people it offends everyone.. becuase it doesnt.. if it offends you, tell them it offends you... don't try and place a social stigma on it, by comparing it to a racial epithet.

    Whats next, getting the ACLU on Slashdot, since it sais "news for nerds"? I here Jesse Jackson isn't busy right now... or would Urkle be your spokesperson?

  89. Not particularly general geek knowledge by plumby · · Score: 1

    Seems to be mostly "Sys Admin Geek IQ Test".

  90. Should have been called the Windows Geek IQ test by elronxenu · · Score: 1

    Fucking Windows, how does it work?

    Let me tell you ... I don't care.

  91. Re:Windows Questions?! by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    Agreed, choose the right tool for the job.

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  92. Not missing anything by quatin · · Score: 1

    Just a bunch of windows network protocol questions. Apparently us hardware engineers are equivalent to pom pom wielding cheerleaders.

  93. Re:Windows Questions?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being born through one doesn't count.

    I was a c-section you insensitive clod!

  94. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh uh - villain and villein both come from villa, it's true, but it's the latter that was a category of feudal tenant land lessee (usually obliged to provide some hours of work or some measure of produce to the feudal lord lessor, and bound to the estate for the length of the lease, but otherwise free) while villain is used in the sense of someone living in a villa -- a boorish rustic person.

  95. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    Uh uh - villain and villein both come from villa, it's true, but it's the latter that was a category of feudal tenant land lessee (usually obliged to provide some hours of work or some measure of produce to the feudal lord lessor, and bound to the estate for the length of the lease, but otherwise free) while villain is used in the sense of someone living in a villa -- a boorish rustic person.

    Heck, I was just quoting trivia which was shared with me by another language geek, so I'm afraid I'm not informed enough to do anything but say, "Really? Interesting! From one perspective that actually makes more sense. I figured it would have been the peasantry who would have been telling myths and stories about evil guys with thin mustaches, and why would they cast themselves in the role?"

    But the point is that somebody responded with something interesting. Being a geek is FUN because it's about really getting into a subject, largely for the sheer fascination value of it.

    "Geek" is a great word!

    I wonder what Wayne and Stark would have to say?

    -FL

  96. Re:Windows Questions?! by Ohrion · · Score: 1

    91% Geek And no, you don't have to register on that site, just click "No Thanks". Who blindly clicks on stuff, and does signing up lower your score?

  97. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rustic peasants may have been telling stories about annoying urbanites, sure, but they weren't writing things down nearly as much as the urbanites were. It was city people who called country bumpkins -- and in particular the lord of the villa (or estate or manor) -- "villains" as a pejorative.

    This sort of prejudice carries on to the present with respect to the class of people who own extensive properties, live in old huge houses, who might be rich, and yet are interested in nothing other than shooting animals and riding horses (or both simultaneously) and so are woefully ignorant of the wider world to the extent that urban people expect things like a casual racism brought on by having no (or very little) experience of people with different skin tones. Acting on those racist assumptions would be "villainy", even today, right?

  98. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

    Wow, living up to your nym, aren't you?

    Just in caese your short term memory is affected, try reading the title of the post. Which part of that says it offends everyone?

    Since your argument seems to be limited to ad hominem attacks, I think I'll move on to a more reasoned discussion.

  99. Re:Windows Questions?! by hweimer · · Score: 1

    Correlation. Not Causation. You know, there's a difference.

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  100. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by Combatso · · Score: 1
    I try, my memory might not be great... It wasn't the title I got that from, (the title I found amusing, as I think both words have evolved).. for me it was

    Why we continue to use this word to describe ourselves as professionals or accept it is beyond me. When confronted with it, I make a point of educating people who use it that it is offensive.

    See, it seems to me you are talking about a group, not just yourself.. but I digress, it was a slow day at the office, and slashdot didn't provide me with entertainment. So I decided to make my own by finding a comment I didn't agree with. You happened to be the last comment posted.

  101. Re:G**k - Like N****r to me by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

    Yes, I am talking about a group - no I am not so egotistical to think that I am speaking for the entire population of technical people all over the world. I'll spell that out; if it wasn't clear to you, I hope this recitfies that.

    A number of posts in this thread agreed in some way with what I said. Those would be the 'we' I am referring to. Since there were posts on the other side of the coin, you have your 'we' as well.

    I also understand that some people come here purely for entertainment purposes; I do sometimes myself, but when I do I do so with an obvious punchline or humorous reference. If I missed yours, I'm sorry.