ChromeOS Laptop-Smashing Ad Equation Solved
An anonymous reader writes "Google's latest marketing video for Chrome OS is interesting to watch for the laptop-smashing amateurs or the slow motion fans, but the real fun may be at 2:24 in the video where a X=G/(CHROM-3) equation is displayed on a chalkboard. Only 20 hours later, it has already been cracked by Jamendo founder Sylvain Zimmer and his team. They posted details on how they did it and won a Cr-48 netbook, which may not even be delivered because they are not in the US."
I think you mean solved... and, well, it's not exactly a challenge to anyone who's had highschool calc, unless I'm missing something.
Try watching the video.
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It looks like the board has the equation X = G/(CHROM - 3). Each of the variables is defined on the blackboard. So it's just simple calculus to get the numerical values. The url just came from the numerical answer, where the numerator references goo.gl, and the denominator gave the shortened url in letters represented as pairs of numbers (a=1 b=2...) The bit about Chromium and Uranium was interesting, as it gave meaning to what X meant, but it wasn't important to finding the prize.
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A decent summary is too much to ask.
Considering the Cr-48 is just a device Google is giving out for free to get user feedback, I don't think the structural integrity of the machine matters much. Google may sell them later on as developer machines but I hope nobody buys one to test whether it survives the kitchen sink falling on it.
First look at the CR-48:
http://www.pcworld.com/article/213168/google_cr48_first_look_at_the_first_chrome_os_laptop.html?tk=rel_news
That's the problem with the cloud. Any problems on your end, at google, or anywhere in between, or if you forget to pay your cellular bill, you're not getting that proposal out to clients, you're not getting your tax returns in on time, you're not getting your paper in on time, etc.
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Any problems on your end, at google, or anywhere in between, or if you forget to pay your cellular bill, you're not getting that proposal out to clients, you're not getting your tax returns in on time, you're not getting your paper in on time, etc.
I agree that the Google Apps definitely all need 100% working "offline mode" to make the CR-48 useful for the few periods when you don't have internet (and if you spend more than a small amount of time offline then cOS is definitely not for you). I don't have a device but I'd assume when you lose connection, Google Docs reacts about the same way as it does on any other OS/browser. The textbox remains editable and you can keep typing into it (unless the textbox suddenly becomes read-only or something crazy...). I realise it's not safe to keep working on something if you don't know when/if you can save it though, which is why offline mode is badly needed. I suppose the issue with the article's writer was that he didn't have the document open, then realised without internet access he couldn't open it. But the same issue would occur with any OS/browser that didn't have internet access.
Where's the -1 misinformed rating. People see "cloud" and they think OMG! Internet connection required! When in fact it's more of a background synchronization process.
So what you're saying is that in this case synchronization can occur without a connection.
You're describing how the "cloud" should work. Unfortunately for Google, a lot of the core apps for cOS don't have an offline mode. Until web apps get to the level of only using your connection to sync with local storage, we're still in the "cloud == internet connection" stages.
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Though on any other OS, you would have an offline word processor available.
After seeing this video, I'm finally convinced that Chrome OS has absolutely nothing to do with the cause of desktop Linux adoption, except in a technical sense. Another blow to those endless advocates.
Surely other "high-tech" companies shouLd hide puzzles in their AdS--let us Have some Daily fun Out There--it's a clever and inexpensive way tO get tech-savvy people to pay Really close attention to ads, and Garner free publicity.
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So what the promo is saying is that if I break or lose my ChomeOS laptop, Google will automatically replace it for me?
That sounds like a sweet deal.
When I solved it, I got 42.
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This reminds me how free-trade lobbyists claim that the US is losing jobs because we are "not educated enough" as allegedly demonstrated by our programmers not winning international contests.
However, they fail to mention that the prizes are worth far more under third-world salaries. Thus, a third-world programmer has a much bigger incentive. A laptop may be equivalent to 2-days' wages in the US, but a month's-worth overseas. Thus, contest rankings are a poor metric of national skill.
Table-ized A.I.
The 'cloud' is dumb. The only point is to take away your ownership of anything so it makes it cheaper for a company to sell you something. They don't have to produce any cd's or dvd's or packaging, they just send you your copy which ofcourse you can't make into a hardcopy that you can save somewhere.
How will anything ever be saved from here on out? No one owns anything they just have a license to use bits....40 years from now what if I want to listen to one of my iTunes songs? Won't be possible...and it's pretty likely that it won't exist anywhere because it only existed with digital copies with super drm....
You can keep your cloud, I like to be able to own something I paid for...
How to use the Cloud:
Buy a device that can access it
Pay a monthly subscription for a connection
Pay a monthly subscription for storage
They just turned a single transaction for a set price into monthly charges forever....thats the cloud
How long, exactly, did it take Google to re-invent the X-terminal? Good thing they aren't hiring old-farts like me, or they'd fire me for laughing at their history-repeating ignorance.
No no no, it's the X-terminal with WIRELESS!
I faintly remember from school that "winning" means actually getting ownership and physical access to it, so according to Google's thin print he can't and didn't "win" anything, and probably won't in the future ("would you perhaps a like free Google account instead?").
I don't really get why he'd actually want that netbook in the first place, I am betting its EULA says "you are allowed to use it only within the USA border and only if you have an American passport".
Here's what the whole thing looks like in Wolfram Alpha all at once: (9*10^4+3^4+10)/100/((2^8-10+4*6!+17^4+11!/5+integ(3x^5,x,1,9))(2*23^6-((2^28+4)/10-(22^4+3*70-sqrt(81))))(3*17^4-(sqrt(256)+31*30^2))(17*8!+93^2-10)(12*(11^2-6)/(5*pi)integ(4sin(x)/x,x,0,inf))-3) - Wolfram|Alpha
The 200 character limit in the input box is annoying, and it seems that you can't get around it by creating a URL manually. Managed to get it from 220 characters to under 200 by using valid shortened stuff like "integ" instead of "integral", and removing * and () where possible.
You're describing how the "cloud" should work. Unfortunately for Google, a lot of the core apps for cOS don't have an offline mode.
It's been a while since I worked with Google Apps (because I think the file management UI is shit), but when I tried it all the apps I tried were perfectly able to work offline once I had downloaded Google Gears. I assume Chrome OS comes with Gears preinstalled...
How long, exactly, did it take Google to re-invent the X-terminal?
An X terminal requires a central X server to run your apps on. AIUI, on a chrome OS device, the apps are downloaded and run locally (as they are essentially javascript on web pages). It's a pretty fundamental difference.
There is no google gears anymore. It's all in HTML5 now.
Write boring code, not shiny code!
Well, it seems the point is that "always-on" isn't as reliable as you might think it is. In this case the author of the commentary expected to have continuous service, and ended up not having it.
I do agree that a netbook really isn't suited for travelling businessmen in general. However, when you consider being ultra-light, long battery life, and fully automatic backups and data sharing they would be the most to benefit if it actually worked.
confirmed: this doesnt work on google calc, or bing/wolfram alpha
the form clearly says you must be in the US to get the chrome pc. they are in France. FAIL!
Like the ancestry.com ads that beg for a joke version where a person finds that their ancestor was not the town doctor, but perhaps a war criminal or slave trader, this Chrome ad is begging for a version where Google's offices are burned down or raided by the authorities.
"Unfortunately this Chrome laptop stores everything on the web, so you're absolutely fucked and there is nothing you can do."
Also it's chilling how they consider eveything between the computer's OS and Google to be "extra baggage."
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What he said. I just read that pc world article and saw a couple of web apps from that I hadn't noticed before, like the Evernote web app. I added it to chrome and logged in. My internet connection is just fine, but all I got was a message that the web app couldn't be reached right now (or something like that). I can't help but compare this to Nevernote (nevernote.sourceforge.net) running on my linux machine or the real Evernote running on my Mac, which are both working quite nicely right now, thankyouverymuch.
There are, however, a few reasons why I would otherwise consider a cheap chrome notebook. First, this would be the perfect computer for when my toddler wants to see Dora or Diego on my or my wife's laptops, which means watching videos or playing silly little flash games online. Second, I would get one for my mom, who wants to do basically four things with a computer: email, basic web browsing, sharing pictures with family and playing solitaire. For myself, this would be great as my "lunch break" computer at work - something I could leave at the office and use during my lunch break when I want to get other things done that require a computer (staying at my desk is increasingly fruitless - people just can't seem to stop asking me about work when I'm eating!)
Good job on finding one of the Easter Eggs, but there are still two left!
So what? For the vast majority of the world not living in the US we apparently can't win anything. In terms of a marketing campaign it is a really great way to alienate the majority of your customers.
It's closer to NeWS than X11. It runs code for defining the UI locally, rather than on the server, and only does the back-end processing on the server (not sure if it still does, but the Google spreadsheet used to evaluate formulae on the client too, meaning that everything was treated as a double because that's the only type of number JavaScript understands).
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Wait, isn't 48Cr a radioactive isotope?
SSH, you might be telling the emperor he has no clothes!
How hard is it to let the computer work using the offline copy of the actual software, and then simply realtime-save documents online (unless the Advanced Mode Opt Out is chosen)?
Does no one see the problem with "let's charge by the megabyte" merged with "we'll burn your cap pushing software internal data"?
Is it time for us to get out the Total Recall movie where some tycoon charges for air?
(Joke) I'm really starting to think the Year of the Linux Desktop will be like 2017, as a rebellion against the Now-Rainy Cloud. Take back your work! Use Linux! (/Joke)
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Yeah, is that another easter egg?
I really wanna know who's behind that email address!
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Now it says:
Chrome
You deserve a Chrome notebook.
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Will the bloody thing survive a thorough blending?
You can't handle the truth.
It says in black in white that they only send laptops to people in the United States. If he's not in the US, they won't send one to him.
Sure the internet is reliable in your basement and there's loads of open wifi's in the student block next door.
My DSL is pretty reliable too; no basements or students round here though so Wifi is in short supply. You could notice it too if you went further than the local Starbucks; not everywhere has internet connection in fact some of the best places to visit you don't get any internet connection for days.
Personally I thought the first GoogleOS netbook was going to be a Wavebox for just this reason.
But joined up thinking was never a corporate strong point.
what happens if you lose access to your google account? good luck getting a human at Google to help you out with it. Expect multiple days of no access...
Speaking of spoon feeding, I'm still not getting where all of those constants come from.. I can't find any reference, for example, of G = 900.91. Much less the rest of the constants. I sort of expected them to be universal constants, but apparently not. Perhaps someone could inform a moron?
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That's the point; by a 'wavebox' I mean a machine that runs the wave locally so 90% (asstat) of the traffic doesn't even touch Google's servers. Google would be used mainly as the trusted third party to startup a wave.
That way when you lose access to the Google account it actually can be a few days before it gets to be a problem.
Though, that was probably the bit I wasn't thinking through. Expecting Google set up a communication link that they can't monitor ... what was I thinking, I'm not usually that dumb!