Archaeologists Find 2,400-Year-Old Soup
Chinese archaeologists have discovered a sealed bronze pot containing what they believe is a batch of 2,400-year-old bone soup. The pot was dug up near the ancient capital of Xian. Liu Daiyun of the Shaanxi Provincial Institute of Archeology says, "It's the first discovery of bone soup in Chinese archaeological history. The discovery will play an important role in studying the eating habits and culture of the Warring States Period (475-221BC)." No word on if the archaeologists also found the accompanying ancient crackers.
So how does it taste?
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It has a little wang to it.
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It's like when Dogfish Head brewed up a replica of an ancient Chinese beer last year. A whole new world of food and drink that we've never experienced!
It's always confirmation bias!
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Kings and queens and everybody else who flies, farms, and fights drank soup. It's been documented countless times and it comes to a surprise how people find it surprising to find soup remnants.
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I think SAGA used to serve this when I was in college. Or it might have been meatloaf. I was never sure.
... they only had stone soup.
When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. An offhand lame attempt at humor added by a Slashdot editor does not mean that OMG AMERICAN IMPERIALISM WHARRGARBL.
Slashdot makes no secret of the fact that it's an American website with accompanying worldview. You don't like it, go elsewhere.
Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
Big deal. I have older soup than that in my fridge.
This joke brought to you by TV from 40 years ago.
This place is not getting a good review for service from me.
Primordial soup again?
I think that's from a Far Side cartoon.
I eat only the real part of complex carbohydrates.
Just go to the Hometowne Buffet, why bother to dig all the way to China?
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
Shouldn't order stuff by number off a Chinese menu
Anyway at the local mall the hamburger place took an hour to serve me my fries. I guess soup would have taken a couple thousand years...
Didn't we get crackers from China?
Sigh... don't you have anything better to do than make lame comments about NA culture on an NA website?
Oh, wait. This is IDLE!
Of course you have nothing better to do! My bad.
Having those packets of crackers seems to be (IMO) an American thing. So why should the Chinese have had them? Unless of course you think that /. is the centre of the universe and nothing exists outside US culture.
Better than Vegamite jokes Mr. Oz ;->
Researchers found a fly in the soup, so they sent it back. In related news, when the researchers were asked what they thought the fly was doing in the soup, they replied, "the backstroke."
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. An offhand lame attempt at humor added by a Slashdot editor does not mean that OMG AMERICAN IMPERIALISM WHARRGARBL.
Slashdot makes no secret of the fact that it's an American website with accompanying worldview. You don't like it, go elsewhere.
So lame humour by editors is fine, but lame humour by foreigners is not? Is that how it goes?
I am Slashdot. Are you Slashdot as well?
Well, at least this isn't The Media, where the summary would have mentioned "the accompanying ancient hackers". ;)
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Sir, I am an American living in a foreign land. If I were to criticize a Chinese website for having a Chinese worldview, it would be the height of asshattery. In my case, it would be racist as well.
Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
...,think "Should we risk it? There's nothing in the fridge and those expiration dates are bullshit anyway"
Sir, I am an American living in a foreign land. If I were to criticize a Chinese website for having a Chinese worldview, it would be the height of asshattery. In my case, it would be racist as well.
So what's your point? That people have to conform to your beliefs and/or local situation?
I am Slashdot. Are you Slashdot as well?
Eat your heart out.
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"It was the first discovery of chicken soup in Chinese archaeological history. Unfortunately one of the archeologists on the dig was feeling feeling peckish and gnawed every bit of chicken from the bones. He will pay with his life."
Liu Daiyun of the Shaanxi Provincial Institute of Archaeology as saying.
FWIW, I didn't find anything in your original comment to indicate humor, either. Claiming so now may well give you an 'out', but it didn't fly that way on first read.
You do seem to be right about the origin of crackers, though. That was unexpected.
If you'd spent 4200 years in a sealed pot... you'd be soup, too!
I pity you, you debased foodie. Die, die, die. Since moving to China in 2004, I have eliminated processed foods from my diet, period. Not out of choice, out of necessity. Such foods are simply not available for purchase. Maybe in Shanghai you can get Hot Pockets but around here, forget it. Entirely forgotten is the fact that, omigosh, someone might encounter a food and NOT LIKE IT. Blasphemy! We shall all blindly follow TV chefs and eat what they deem trendy!
PS only a POS foodie would say some stupid bullshit like "slow food". Talk about your Western cultural blinders. I have been involved in any number of traditional Chinese dinners that take 2-3 hours to complete. It is rather nice to sit down and enjoy the entire experience from beginning to end. The mid-meal cigarette is surely something your kind would be horrified by, but nonetheless exists here, and cannot be appreciated by a narrow-minded militant nonsmoker. Who the fuck cares if some food has monounsaturated fats if it tastes like a camel's ass droppings?
Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
I think we have the plot for the next Indiana Jones movie.
No. I believe his claim is that you are an insufferable douchenozzle. No putrid Vegemite for you today.
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Which I also won't eat.
Let us know what corn cobs and straw taste like herbivore.
Let me guess you meant that to apply only to others.
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"Come back 2400 years!" ???
Cheers, Chris
Didn't we get crackers from China?
And we still do.
and so are the cooks and all their descendents.
It is an American website with a part-time Canadian worldview, you insensitive clod.
Tastes just like momma used to make
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My brother, while living in Japan, would sometimes send me packages full of items from convenience stores/grocery stores/100 yen shops that he thought I'd get a kick out of.
Many of the packages had no english on them, so I had no idea what they were until I ate them. ( his note did basically inventory what stuff he sent, but I had to guess which was which )
Some stuff, like the squid and/or fish jerky was obvious, ( I have a picture of my daughter with dried tentacles hanging out of her mouth when she was three, chewing on squid jerky - it's kind of sweet, not bad actually. I'd never get her to eat squid or octopus now that she's five, and she won't eat fish except for smelts or fishsticks nowadays, though she does like steamed clams ).
It's my fault for not having fish enough I guess.
Anyway, I open this package of brown ovals, thinking they were chocolates, and pop one into my mouth. I chew, and realize it's certainly NOT chocolate. It tastes like a Slim Jim. I take it out of my mouth and look - it's full of ... yolk!. It's a Slim-Jim-ized Hard Boiled Quail-Egg. Once I knew what it was, and wasn't expecting Chocolate, it wasn't bad. I think they might actually sell in the US if Slim-Jim made them and aired comical commercials with pro wrestlers popping egg bombs or something. With the right marketing it could be another snack on the shelf next to the cash register.
The only thing he sent that I found inedible were these red pickled plums. Echh. Awful! I can't imagine why anyone would like them.
For wierd plums that actually ARE worth eating try googling Saladitos. these are plum pits ( I dunno if the whole plum is there or if it's just the pit left over after the pitting machine has depitted a plum destined to be a prune. They are very sour and very SALTY. It takes some time to warm up to the level of salt, but they are GOOD. The problem I have is that the first 5 or 6 are the best, and then you eat most of a bag of them. What I've taken to doing is ordering a bag of them, and hiding handfuls in sock drawers around the house. Then I go through the bag, but have the pleasure of the first 5 or 6 as I rediscover my hidden plum troves over the next few months.
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Oh and ANOTHER snack I know of that is good is salty licorice fish. I guess these are common in Sweden ( it was a Swede who introduced me to them ) but they OUGHT to be available in convenience stores next to the regular 'Swedish Fish'.
Thanks Internet for making them available ( though not conveniently )
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