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'Reading Level' Filter Added To Google Search

entotre writes "A new feature has been added to the advanced Google search: reading level. From the blog post: 'The feature lets you filter or annotate the search results by reading level. The reading levels include basic, intermediate and advanced. You can either have Google label or annotate the results with those labels, only show basic results, only show intermediate results or only show advanced results.' At the time of writing, Slashdot is 1 % advanced, 64 % intermediate and 34 % basic."

266 comments

  1. f1r5t p05t! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    f1r5t p05t!

  2. But... by Kev92486 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How am I supposed to choose the correct filter when I don't know what the word "intermediate" means?!

    1. Re:But... by TheWarp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Perhaps Google should set it on basic by default. It's not like people would notice the internet getting any dumber.

    2. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You could try out intermediate and see if it's too advanced, too simple, or just right. If that's too hard for you, then you should just set it to basic. ;)

    3. Re:But... by mysidia · · Score: 5, Interesting

      How am I supposed to choose the correct filter when I don't know what the word "intermediate" means?!

      I assume this act of Google means reading level will soon be influencing page rank, results sorting, and more basic documents will begin to appear first

      No problem. Stories will be at the top. The top ones will explain what intermediate is

      Website operators will have to act. To keep their top spot.

      Writers will need to make their sites basic.

      Advanced grammar will go away.

      Compound sentences will be banned.

      Most pronouns will be banned.

      Most contractions will be banned.

      Making lists of things in one sentence will be banned.

      Pages that do banned things will be hard to find.

    4. Re:But... by noidentity · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This seems to be a useful junk filter. Do your search normally. If you get too much spam, try restricting to intermediate or advanced. I'm going to be using this all the time now.

    5. Re:But... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Judging from the Google results it has something to do with some sexual practice I didn't WANT to know about!

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    6. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they should rename the levels to h4x0r, Normies and txt.

    7. Re:But... by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why do I have this horrible vision of LOLcats pages getting the first page on any result you might be looking for on a "basic" setting?

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    8. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If only there was some way you could find out the meaning, some way to search for it...

    9. Re:But... by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      There's nothing wrong with basic grammar. It might not be as fun to read, but more people can understand it. Also, some people will likely be interested in "advanced" or "intermediate" sites, so sites catering to a smarter audience will have to be written better.

    10. Re:But... by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 3, Informative

      I can haz slashdot.

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    11. Re:But... by Isaac+Remuant · · Score: 1

      Basic people don't know about advanced search... They will NEVER use a feature unless it's systematically forced upon them.

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    12. Re:But... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Perhaps Google should set it on basic by default. It's not like people would notice the internet getting any dumber.

      You might be surprised.

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    13. Re:But... by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I can haz pagerank?

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    14. Re:But... by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure the Google engineers understood it either... It almost seems like anything that isn't "kid's book level" or "PHD degree" gets lumped into intermediate.

    15. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do I have this horrible vision of LOLcats pages getting the first page on any result you might be looking for on a "basic" setting?

      LOLcat bellyfeel mewspeak?

    16. Re:But... by d6 · · Score: 1

      Curious as to whether that will help for very long. I'm thinking that scam sites could spider high ranking "advanced" pages, paste a few paragraphs from each hit and then pile the ads up top.

    17. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is double plus ungood.

    18. Re:But... by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 2

      Any damn fool can write "advanced" jargon: it only takes a bit of time to study some vocabulary lists to do so.

      But to be able to communicate clearly and concisely in basic English-- now that takes intelligence. That is the kind of writing that is worth reading.

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    19. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huge lists of hyperbole based on baseless assumptions will be banned

    20. Re:But... by Arancaytar · · Score: 2

      We can't put the broken part in the machine. It wouldn't smash the right tiny things together. Then the machine might break. That would be very sad.

    21. Re:But... by the_womble · · Score: 2

      Basic does not necessarily mean easier to read for a literate audience. A longer sentence may be better constructed, or link related ideas more naturally. Long words may allow more concise writing or be more precise.

    22. Re:But... by socsoc · · Score: 1

      I might receive prizes from the south? Neat!

    23. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Till AI is a solved IT problem, reading level will just be a guideline. Remember Eliza? If I had an old spam dump, it would be my Exhibit B. Spammers got around the grammar scoring problem before google even thought to make it public:
      1) Cite large public works in your message
      2) Sprinkle intentional typos to throw off the spam filters
      3) Put even more text at the bottom of the page, so unrelated google searches can lead eyeballs to your site. Just use foreground color=background color and nobody will mind because people never scroll all the way to the bottom when you put navigation in floating bars or after your legit content.

      Curiously: how will AOL grammar / intentional lolcat speech and leetspeek rate? What of new words that the filter knows nothing about? They can't be maintaining the filter on undocumented rules teens use, compared to how quick they can dump book after book of well-known correct writing "patterns".

    24. Re:But... by Nikker · · Score: 1

      Just by numbers alone the number of advanced compared to the other levels is too small an audience and many hopefully will be better suited to avoid such scams. If however pagerank would convey trust based on this filter then having a basic site and stuffing advanced terms would likely make it more effective, throwing utter bullshit would bring it over the top since no one can refuse it.

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    25. Re:But... by mcvos · · Score: 2

      It almost seems like anything that isn't "kid's book level" or "PHD degree" gets lumped into intermediate.

      I think that's a perfectly fine distinction.

    26. Re:But... by vidnet · · Score: 3, Informative

      After playing around with it, I get the impression that it's not literary reading level, but technical reading level. Unlike the Fleisch-Kincaid test that uses the lengths of words and sentences, Google's test seems less concerned with long sentences and more with the choice of words. This is arguably a better way to go about it, but it's a luxury Fleisch-Kincaid can't afford in it's single line definition.

      For example, searching for random phrases from War and Peace by Tolstoy returns 0% Advanced results. The simple english wikipedia page for dissection, which is readable to excess but contains some technical terms ("To dissect is to cut up a body so as to reveal its structure. The body could be that of a human, an animal, or a plant. ") classifies as Advanced.

      I definitely agree with your view on basic grammar, and Google's method ensures that basic grammar about advanced topics will still be classified as advanced.

    27. Re:But... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      I get the impression this will be an optional setting mainly of use to children and those with learning difficulties. Google already filter results by default to prevent adult material showing up unless you specifically search for it. It is most visible when using image search but the main web search and instant/suggest do it as well.

      In fact Google already ranks results based on the language you use when searching. If you type in "Newton's Laws" you get introductory material written for laypeople, while "Newtonian physics" ranks pages with maths and more formal discussion higher. This just appears to be an extension of that which allows the user to state what they want instead of Google just guessing.

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    28. Re:But... by theaveng · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oooo fun! (from highest to lowest Reading Level)

      foxnews is 2% advanced and 73% intermediate
      cnn.com is 2% advanced and 70% intermediate
      pbs.org/news is 1% advanced - 84% intermediate
      slashdot is 1% advanced and 64% intermediate.
      And the surprise:
      MSnbc is 0.5% advanced and 55% intermediate

      "Tut-tut. I think I am experiencing cognitive dissonance. Obviously this google formula is flawed because everyone knows NBC is the best source for unbiased news. And FOX #1 in reading level? Bah. Humbub." - MSnbc viewer smoking his pipe. (I'm just joking - put down the guillotine.)

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    29. Re:But... by theaveng · · Score: 2

      Left out some of my favorites from the bottom & lowest ranked:

      english.aljazeera 1% advanced - 92% intermediate
      france24.com 0.5% advanced - 94% intermediate
      russiatoday 0.5% advanced - 86% intermediate
      MSnbc is 0.5% advanced and 55% intermediate
      euronews 0% advanced and 100% intermediate

      Revised ranking:

      1 reason.com 4% advanced - 83% intermediate
      2 foxnews.com 2% advanced - 73% intermediate
      3 www.bbc.co.uk/news 1% advanced - 95% intermediate
      4 cnn.com
      5 pbs.org/news
      6 aljazeera
      7 france24
      8 russiatoday
      9 msnbc
      10 EUROnews
      etc...

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    30. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CNN.com should be at #3
      and BBC News at #4.
      Otherwise the ranking looks accurate to me. Thanks for doing the research. :-)

    31. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Relax! I am the most prickly intellectual geek ever, running a site with a FOSS blog over five years ranting about Linux, Emacs, BSD, Solaris, programming languages, command lines, and so on, and compose my sentences like Beethoven writing a Beatles' bridge. Google ranks me as 70% basic, 30% intermediate.

    32. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is hilarious! After all the hub-bub about how FOX viewers are dumber than shit (Thursday's slashdot article), and now it turns out FOXnews.com has the most advanced reading levels for a TV channel. And the supposed "channel for intelligent people" MSNBC ranks on the bottom? Nice.

      1 reason.com
      2 foxnews.com 2% advanced - 73% intermediate
      3 cnn.com
      4 www.bbc.co.uk/news
      5 pbs.org/news
      6 aljazeera
      7 france24
      8 russiatoday
      9 msnbc 0.5% advanced - 55% intermediate
      10 EUROnews
      etc...

      -C64_love (banned from posting for one day)

    33. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just beware of losing sites that might be relevant - I tried this on my own site and it came up as nothing.

      0% Basic.
      0% Intermediate.
      0% Advanced.

      I guess it's looking for specific terms rather than general language.

    34. Re:But... by malignant_minded · · Score: 1

      A junk filter indeed. If you click on basic it restricts the page results to the FAQ, Login, and pages relating more to how slashdot works (is that the right word?). The intermediate seems to be most articles and the main page. Then the advanced are other articles that I guess are more complex discussions? -mm

    35. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But to be able to communicate clearly and concisely in basic English-- now that takes intelligence.

      [Citation Needed]

    36. Re:But... by malignant_minded · · Score: 1

      For fun try it on a porn site!

    37. Re:But... by Dodgy+G33za · · Score: 1

      And pretty soon we will have an Idiotcracy

    38. Re:But... by Dodgy+G33za · · Score: 1

      wot is this hyper bowl that you refer to? Is it better than the super bowl?

    39. Re:But... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      How am I supposed to choose the correct filter when I don't know what the word "intermediate" means?!

      Or how to look the word up on Google...

      These "reading level" scores are nonstandard. reading level is usually scored by the school grade; for instance, good fiction is written at an 8th grade level. This is the level Asimov wrote his fiction and most of his nonfiction in, although of course his research papers (he was a biochemist at Boston University researching cancer) would be written at a postdoctorate level.

      Dr. Suess is at a 1st grade level. So is "basic" Dr. Suess, "intermediate" Asimov fiction, and "Advanced" a research paper on subatomic particle physics written by George Smoot or Stephen Hawking?

    40. Re:But... by skarphace · · Score: 1

      After all the hub-bub about how FOX viewers are dumber than shit...

      Actually, it was misinformed, not 'dumber than shit'.

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    41. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why I read ars:
      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&tbs=rl:1&q=site:arstechnica.com&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

    42. Re:But... by bwayne314 · · Score: 1

      I spend too much time reading Simple Wiki

    43. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oooo fun! (from highest to lowest Reading Level)

      foxnews is 2% advanced and 73% intermediate
      cnn.com is 2% advanced and 70% intermediate
      pbs.org/news is 1% advanced - 84% intermediate
      slashdot is 1% advanced and 64% intermediate.
      And the surprise:
      MSnbc is 0.5% advanced and 55% intermediate

      )

      news.cbc.ca: 26% advanced and 39% intermediate
      google.com: 33%, 33%, 33% odd!

    44. Re:But... by balbus000 · · Score: 1

      Unbiased != advanced reading level

      So this could actually be used to show why FOX viewers are more misinformed.

    45. Re:But... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more of the lines of imposed political correctness and the shrinking newspeak dictionary.

      Eventually even "intermediate" can become an unword.

    46. Re:But... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Me flunk English? That's unpossible!

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  3. Vegeta, what does the scouter say.... by __aatirs3925 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    [insert obvious dragon ball joke here]

    1. Re:Vegeta, what does the scouter say.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It's over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Simple English Wikipedia by MaxOfS2D · · Score: 2

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=images&tbs=rl%3A1&q=site%3Asimple.wikipedia.org&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai= Basic 28% Intermediate 55% Advanced 16% I think someone didn't live up to his claims!

    1. Re:Simple English Wikipedia by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=images&tbs=rl%3A1&q=site%3Asimple.wikipedia.org&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai= Basic 28% Intermediate 55% Advanced 16% I think someone didn't live up to his claims!

      My word, if you made it any simpler you'd be down to words of three letters or less.

      (Tries it on own site.)

      100% BASIC?!? Oh, hell no. You don't use words like "beset" in basic writing.

      I do hereby put on my smartypants crown and declare this b0rken.

    2. Re:Simple English Wikipedia by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      I do hereby put on my smartypants crown and declare this b0rken.

      Yeah... my own site comes up as 100% intermediate.

    3. Re:Simple English Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Given that this site is apparently 50% advanced, I'd tend to agree that their search dealy is completely fucking broken.

    4. Re:Simple English Wikipedia by camperdave · · Score: 5, Funny

      You don't use words like "beset" in basic writing.

      Sure you do. "I want my TV to beset to channel 8".

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    5. Re:Simple English Wikipedia by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      It could have to do with the size of the vocabulary used. An encyclopedia will always have a huge number of different words, no matter how simple you make the pages.

    6. Re:Simple English Wikipedia by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's really the fundamental problem with these sorts of filters. Advanced vocabulary rarely occurs on simple sites, so the presence of such words should definitely mean a higher reading level, but the absence of them does not necessarily indicate a lower reading level. For example, Slashdot talks about relatively advanced topics, but mostly does so in simple language, with only a limited amount of jargon, so it gets misreported as "simple" when the average person still won't be able to make heads or tails of it.

      That and their algorithms for deciding what words are basic also suck. For example, this is definitely not what I would call basic. Helpful hint: when normal people see the word "programmatically", their eyes glaze over and they begin to drool uncontrollably.

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    7. Re:Simple English Wikipedia by thepotoo · · Score: 2

      This is probably correct. PubMed: 98% advanced

      Nature: 61% advanced

      Science: 94% advanced

      PNAS: 99% advanced

      Can anyone figure out why science is so much more "advanced" than Nature? Both seem pretty similar to me.

      Oh, and by way of a control group:

      I Can Has Cheez Burger, surprisingly 11% intermediate

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    8. Re:Simple English Wikipedia by PPH · · Score: 2

      You don't use words like "beset" in basic writing.

      Sure you do. "I want my TV to beset to channel 8".

      Well, you're losing advanced points for that remark.

      WWE is on channel 8 right now.

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    9. Re:Simple English Wikipedia by hansamurai · · Score: 1

      My site is at a rather pathetic 91/8/1. Though at least you can filter individual sites and see which pages it thinks are advanced and such.

    10. Re:Simple English Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      European on my boots!

    11. Re:Simple English Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The gossamer ebullience I felt when I saw the efflorescence epiphany of the fugacious imbroglio imbued upon me was a sempiternal lagniappe.

    12. Re:Simple English Wikipedia by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm going to have to concur: having run this little 'test' on a handful of my sites, there's no plausible world in which "intermediate" is truly "intermediate".

      I had a couple "stupid" sites rank in as intermediate, as well as a handful of sites I'd consider pompous and over-written (words used, structure, etc.) as "intermediate". It's somewhat flawed in its decisiveness.

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    13. Re:Simple English Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You don't use words like "beset" in basic writing.

      Sure you do. "I want my TV to beset to channel 8".

      It depends your area. In my area Channel 8 is a PBS channel so inspite of the bad grammer you would get at least ranked an intermediate where as in another part of the country Channel 8 does Hee Haw reruns which would default you to basic. If your local channel 8 is a Fox channel your search would be labeled Republican so all Ronald Regan and religious sites would be given preference in searches. If your local cable providers uses channel 8 for IFC, The Science channel or Discovery you will have liberal sites listed first. If your TV is turned on for less than three hours a week you will be defaulted to Advanced in all searches where as having a TV on for more than 8 hours a day will default your searches to Remedial.

    14. Re:Simple English Wikipedia by walshy007 · · Score: 1

      I find it funny that facebook has '34% advanced'

    15. Re:Simple English Wikipedia by ocdscouter · · Score: 1

      ... I'd tend to agree that their search dealy is completely fucking broken.

      I'm pretty sure that's called alpha.

    16. Re:Simple English Wikipedia by tenco · · Score: 1

      Basic: Can I have a Cheese Burger, please?
      Intermediate: I Can Has Cheez Burger?
      Advanced: Cheez Burga or you dead!!!1

    17. Re:Simple English Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice Italian accent, too!

    18. Re:Simple English Wikipedia by glwtta · · Score: 1

      Both seem pretty similar to me.

      But there's a world of difference!

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    19. Re:Simple English Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NASCAR WOOOO!

  5. DURRRRR by windcask · · Score: 1

    I think this service drastically overestimates the reading level of the average Google user, specifically with regard to the comprehension of words like "intermediate."

    1. Re:DURRRRR by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hahaha. Soon "Advanced" will be renamed to "Faggy and retarded" to aid comprehension.

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    2. Re:DURRRRR by tycoex · · Score: 1

      "Why you tryin' ta read dat dere sign? You some kinda fag or somethin'?"

    3. Re:DURRRRR by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Sign in a College parking lot:

      Juniors, Seniors, and Grduates.

    4. Re:DURRRRR by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      I think this approach is crap.

      This might have made sense 20 years ago. But since that time a few things have changed:

      • The number of persons for whom English is a second language (ESL) is now vastly greater than the number of living native speakers of English;
      • most data exchange on the web involves addressing an audience that includes a large number of ESL persons, and if you think that what you have to say is important enough to publish to the world, then you should take the time to rewrite it into the common basic vocabulary with simplicity of style;
      • the number of written English exchanges within groups where most of the participants are more fluent in some language other than English is now larger than the amount of correspondence between native English speakers.

      One of the things that is happening here is that English is currently evolving faster than any natural language has ever been forced to evolve. It is absorbing new vocabulary, new idioms, and new grammar forms at an incredible rate. "I can haz cheezburger?" is not just amusing, it is also a declaration of how flexible we need English to be as it increasingly takes on the role of the universal human language.

      Rating web content by syntax markers, vocabulary, and key phrases just does not make any sense. Except maybe to the grammar nazis. But those guys have more relevance to 17th century manuscripts than they do to the cutting edge of today's English.

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      Will
    5. Re:DURRRRR by walshy007 · · Score: 1

      Your argument seems to be that throwing out any semblance of rules and common things in english is a _good_ idea

      "I can haz cheezburger?" is not just amusing, it is also a declaration of how flexible we need English to be as it increasingly takes on the role of the universal human language.

      No it is a sign of people having a laugh at those who cannot speak english properly. 'fuck the rules of the language and let everything be valid' does not help to convey meaning.

      Everything in language is about correctly conveying meaning to those you wish to, the number of people that understand your meaning increases as they understand the meaning and context of the words you are using.

      Changing the meaning and syntax rules of a language only alienates those that speak it and in essence creates a new language.

      Rating web content by syntax markers, vocabulary, and key phrases just does not make any sense.

      The quality of the writing often reflects the level of effort put into the research as a whole. It is a sign of quality. No matter how good the research is I am not going to sit there and read disjointed english to try and figure out what they are actually meaning to say.

    6. Re:DURRRRR by windcask · · Score: 1

      No it is a sign of people having a laugh at those who cannot speak english properly.

      Really? I thought it was an insight to how our pets might utilize English with the written word, given their lower intelligence and therefore tenuous grasp of grammar and sentence structure. Not to mention the broad appeal of AOLspeak as common vernacular of personal expression for the mentally disadvantaged, such as pets.

      If I'd known it was about bigotry, I'd have suggested they merge it into the "Engrish" site.

    7. Re:DURRRRR by DanseDeMorte · · Score: 1

      I think it's more of sign that the geographic language barriers are starting to erode as more people use the internet as their main source for communication. One of the main reasons that languages diverged was due to geographic barriers. People on either sides of large mountains, deserts, bodies of water often have different vocabulary, accents, "colorful metaphors" etc. even if the two groups came from the same root stock. You'll find large changes in just 1-2 generations. One of the great benefits of the internet is that we are not being distracted by accents (for the most part, and it's usually obvious when someone is trying to re-create a local accent when typing). People that are not afraid to play with their own languages and with others are often learning more about how we communicate than those that rigidly follow accepted grammar and sent building conventions. Language can also be used by the ruling "elite" to keep the hoi polloi in check. For example look at just some of the laws of this land. Many of them are written in such a way so that the common people have no hope in hell of comprehending that their rights/freedoms are being eroded.

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    8. Re:DURRRRR by MasterGwaha · · Score: 1

      Doctor reviewing medical record: "says here you're shit's all fucked up and you talk like a fag."

    9. Re:DURRRRR by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      The rules and syntax associated with a language reflect its usage; they do not drive the process. English is changing very rapidly. Part of that change is that in common usage the rules are currently much more relaxed than they have been for a long time.

      On the Internet, in many forums (the Blender forums are a good example), the Basic Rule of English Usage is that all possible spellings, choice of words, and syntax that manage to convey enough meaning that the thread of discourse is not broken are now acceptable. When a statement is encountered that is unacceptable under this general guideline, you are expected to politely request clarification.

      This is a long way from the English of TS Elliot and IE Richards that I was taught. Back in the 1960s and 1970s, anyone who managed to publish to a global audience was expected to have an excellent command of English. So the reader was expected to spend time contemplating the subtleties of this particular choice of words, and this specific organization of clauses, over all the other possibilities the writer could have used. If the author used "cerulean" rather than "azure" or just "blue", you assumed that he had a reason for that, and you needed to consider what that reason might have been.

      Whether you think this change is for the better or a degradation of the language is only a matter of your personal comfort. It is simply the way things are going.

      Here's an interesting way of looking at the change:

      1. Before the Internet, the intent of most users of English was to express themselves with as much precision as they could manage.
      2. After the Internet, the intent of most users of English is to express themselves with as much ambiguity as possible while still clearly conveying their point.

      The shift in focus from precise expression of core content to maximum ambiguity of peripheral content has to do with accommodating the much broader range of points of view of the readership. You want to minimize distractions that can arise from conflicting points of view by maximizing the ambiguity that blurs those possible distractions.

      This shift in emphasis from maximum precision of expression to maximum retained ambiguity is beginning to enter formal English writing, such as research and business reports, news articles, etc. In ambiguity there is tolerance, and in a shrinking world where conflicting points of view are being forced into close contact, tolerance is becoming a much more important commodity than it was for our parents.

      --
      Will
    10. Re:DURRRRR by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Professionally made sign at a convinience store at the corner of Laurel and 11th: "Grocery's, Lotto, tabaco" (I'd link a google streetview of it, but Google's still showing the laundromat that used to be there 3 years ago).

    11. Re:DURRRRR by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      "I can haz cheezburger?" is not just amusing, it is also a declaration of how flexible we need English to be as it increasingly takes on the role of the universal human language.

      Then I guess Mark Twain's critics were right.

      Ernest Hemingway declared that "All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn." T. S. Eliot called it a "masterpiece." Now an accepted part of the American literary canon, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn is required reading in over 70 percent of American high schools and is among the most taught works of American literature.

      Yet Huck Finn has been in trouble almost continuously since the day it was first published in America in 1885. The Concord Public Library in Massachusetts immediately banned it as "the veriest trash, suitable only for the slums." A newspaper account described the library's objections to the novel:

      It deals with a series of adventures of a very low grade of morality; it is couched in the language of a rough dialect, and all through its pages there is a systemic use of bad grammar and an employment of rough, coarse, inelegant expressions. It is also very irreverent. . . . The whole book is of a class that is more profitable for the slums than it is for respectable people.
      -St. Louis Globe-Democrat, March 17, 1885

      The Brooklyn Public Library followed suit in 1905, removing it from the children's room because Huck was a liar who "not only itched, but scratched," was dirty, used terrible grammar, and "said 'sweat' when he should have said 'perspiration.'" By 1907 libraries in Denver, Omaha, and Worcester (Massachusetts) had removed the book because Huck and Tom were "bad" role models. During the 1930s many libraries purchased expurgated or "junior" versions of the novel, which omitted sections and simplified the language.

    12. Re:DURRRRR by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The quality of the writing often reflects the level of effort put into the research as a whole. It is a sign of quality. No matter how good the research is I am not going to sit there and read disjointed english to try and figure out what they are actually meaning to say.

      Well if I had my "druthers" I'd rather read readable prose than incomprehensible gobbledygook, but sometimes I have to read crap at work that is written incredibly badly. For instance, one paper I had to read (from the US government IIRC) used the word "enumerate" five times in the opening paragraph, and didn't once use the word "count".

    13. Re:DURRRRR by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      I don't know quite how to respond to parent post, since I have not yet noodled out whether it stands with Hemmingway and Eliot in upholding Huck Finn as a paragon of English virtuosity, or is siding with various public libraries that banned or abridged the book between 1885 and 1950.

      What does seem germane is to point out that from around 1800 until roughly 1975, the overwhelming majority of persons on a worldwide scale who were trained to teach English were trained to impose the grammar and syntax of a foreign language-- Latin-- upon English. So in their view it was incorrect to use a double negative, to split an infinitive, and so on. It was only when Noam Chomsky's work became accepted that the English language began to free itself from all these instructional zealots who thought that it should really be Latin.

      What is happening now of course is that the most commonly used form of English is moving very rapidly to the state where the phrase "pidgin English" becomes a redundancy. That is not necessarily a bad thing. Those of us interested in Internet communications do need some kind of common language, and English is a good choice, since by its very nature it is very malleable.

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    14. Re:DURRRRR by walshy007 · · Score: 1

      After the Internet, the intent of most users of English is to express themselves with as much ambiguity as possible while still clearly conveying their point.

      This defeats the point of language (to convey meaning). And _is_ a degradation because of that.

      tolerance is becoming a much more important commodity than it was for our parents.

      You can be tolerant without being vague. To quote voltaire.

      What is tolerance? It is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly — that is the first law of nature.

  6. 99% advanced by MBCook · · Score: 2

    99% advanced. On the other hand, Wikipedia is quite evenly distributed.

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    1. Re:99% advanced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tellingly, the Basic stuff from Wikipedia is largely about sport.

    2. Re:99% advanced by angus77 · · Score: 1

      Sumone their must a done sumthin dum, cuz it dropt to 96% sinse you postid.

    3. Re:99% advanced by exomondo · · Score: 1

      and doing it on google.com gives you a 33-33-33 ... rigged?

    4. Re:99% advanced by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Two guys to implement the "reading level" feature. Twenty to troll users by rewriting every static page on google.com to achieve 30-30-30.

    5. Re:99% advanced by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      Two guys to implement the "reading level" feature. Twenty to troll users by rewriting every static page on google.com to achieve 30-30-30.

      Step 37 in evil plan to rule the world: priceless

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  7. Reading level is useless by Dyinobal · · Score: 0

    Anyone who's been in school or has kids in school, knows just how useless the reading level is. It's a useless measurement.

    1. Re:Reading level is useless by geekoid · · Score: 2

      IT's not useless. It's a guideline.

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    2. Re:Reading level is useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially since when clicking on "Advanced" the second result is slashdot's robots.txt file.

    3. Re:Reading level is useless by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2

      Yeah my son is eight years old and reading long novels now, but when he was at pre-school age he would take DVDs he liked (say Ben-10) and type the titles one letter at a time into google to get the youtube related videos list. Then he would be set for hours. Most of it was above his reading level but all he needed to kow was that B on the title matches B on the keyboard.

      And once they get the hang of reading they fly past the "levels".

    4. Re:Reading level is useless by whitehaint · · Score: 1

      Somebody didn't read at the right grade level or higher!

    5. Re:Reading level is useless by digitig · · Score: 0

      In what sense is it a "guideline"? Perfectly clear text can get a poor readability index, incomprehensible text can get good readability.

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    6. Re:Reading level is useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of it was above his reading level but all he needed to kow was that B on the title matches B on the keyboard.

      Muphrey's Law???

    7. Re:Reading level is useless by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Considering that the average reading level of an adult in Canada and the US is between grades 6-9? Dunno, that's the main reason why print media(read all news papers), use a simplified format.

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    8. Re:Reading level is useless by plover · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In what sense is it a "guideline"? Perfectly clear text can get a poor readability index, incomprehensible text can get good readability.

      A reading index is just like a measuring tape. It can't tell you that you built a crappy house with crooked walls and a leaky roof; it can only tell you that something is 40 feet long by 30 feet wide.

      A reading index is a tool that simplifies understanding, reducing a very complex thing to a simple number that's useful for comparisons. Just like you can use the measurements of the house to figure out that it's 1,200 square feet, you can compare that to a house that is 2,400 square feet. Neither measurement tells you the quality of the construction, the color, the flooring, the lot size, or the neighborhood. But if you're looking for a home for a family of six, knowing the floor space is one thing that can help weed out the useless candidates quickly. If you're looking for a book for first graders, you don't trot out a book with a reading index of 18.

      And claiming it doesn't work on incomprehensible text is like complaining that a measuring tape can't tell you the color of a house. A reading index is not an interpreter of syntax, grammar, spelling, or any other attribute of text. It just measures one simple set of dimensions of text.

      A reading scoring system can only give you an indication, not a guarantee, of what kind of audience should be able to comprehend a given piece of text; and it can give you an indication of relative difficulty. For example, the widely used Flesch-Kincaid Readability Index bases its score on the average number of words per sentence and the average number of syllables per word, and outputs a "grade level". The grade levels were probably modeled on the textbooks and lesson books of the era in which it was developed. Is it still relevant? Perhaps the actual grade levels are different these days, but it's still a widely accepted model because it's useful for what it does provide.

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    9. Re:Reading level is useless by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      How dare you derail a perfectly good rant...

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    10. Re:Reading level is useless by toetagger · · Score: 5, Funny


      A reading index is just like a measuring tape. It can't tell you that you built a crappy house with crooked walls and a leaky roof; it can only tell you that something is 40 feet long by 30 feet wide.</p></quote>

      Not true!

      If the measuring tape is wet, then the roof must be leaking!
      If the measuring tape is swinging, then the house must have a draft!
      If the measuring tape is white, then even snow is getting in!
      If you can't see the measuring tape, then your electricity is out!
      And if you have a candle, and you still can't see it, then it must be foggy!

      I'm sure there is more than this that a measuring tape could tell you, if you would be creative!

    11. Re:Reading level is useless by dargaud · · Score: 1

      I recently read a philosophy/history book about Pythagoras that was written in an excessively simple style. All sentences were "subject verb complement" and shorter than one line, with no adverbs ever and hardly any adjectives. I don't know if the author did this to imitate some ancient style, but it was hell to read. It was like having a clock ticking behind my head at every sentence since they all repeated with the same regularity. Game me headaches just like good old Proust !!!

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    12. Re:Reading level is useless by digitig · · Score: 1

      A reading index is just like a measuring tape. It can't tell you that you built a crappy house with crooked walls and a leaky roof; it can only tell you that something is 40 feet long by 30 feet wide.

      No it isn't, and the difference is pretty basic. A measuring tape gives a direct measure of distance, a readability index gives an indirect measure of readability that is only as good as the model relating the measure to the thing you want to measure. And the model relating readability indexes to readability is really very poor indeed. They are widely used because of a near-religious obsession with supposed "objectivity", irrespective of whether what's being objectively measured is what actually matters. The result is that people write in such a way as to get the scores right instead of writing well.

      The biggest problem is that few if any of the tests take sentence construction into account. A long sentence that is long because of a lot of coordinated clauses is usually easily readable. One that has a lot of subordinate clauses much less so, and even less if those subordinated clauses are embedded. Young children are particularly prone to producing long sentences that are perfectly readable at a low grade level. A child might well produce a sentence like "The man went to the bus stop and he got on the bus and he paid the driver and he went upstairs and sat down and he stayed on the bus until it came to the library and he went downstairs and he got off the bus and he went into the library and got the book he wanted then he got on another bus and went home and read the book." (Fleisch-Kinkaid grade index: 26.2.) Whatever is wrong with that sentence -- and there's a lot -- it's not that it's not readable by anybody without a postgraduate education.

      Sure, measurement is a good thing if the measurement is right. Wrong measurements, though, push people into conforming with the measurement instead of doing the thing right. It's the sort of mentality that leads to buses not stopping to pick up passengers because the drivers are measured on adherence to timetables and hospitals abandoning patients that have waited more than a designated time because they've already lost their performance point for that patient. Indirect measures need a lot of care in their application, and very few people understand (or care) enough to take that care. And that makes them dangerous.

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    13. Re:Reading level is useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      herp-a-derp-derp

    14. Re:Reading level is useless by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Anyone who's been in school or has kids in school, knows just how useless the reading level is. It's a useless measurement.

      When I was in the beginning of the 2nd grade, I was sitting in the library reading a book I'd taken off the shelf. A teacher walked by and saw me with the book, gasped, and said "you can't read that!"

      "Why not?" I asked.

      "Well, yo ujust can't.

      "Well, WHY NOT?"

      "Ok, smartypants, read it out loud," she said, so I did. She gasped again, ran and got another teacher, and had me read more from it. I put the book down and asked what the big deal was; they'd taught us to read the year before, didn't they?

      "That book's at a sixth grade level!"

      But "reading level" is a median; a 3rd grade reading level is the best the median 3rd grader can do, 12th grade level is the best a median high school graduate can do, and a postdoctoral level means you can understand damned near anything.

      The most comfortable reading level for light fiction is 8th grade level. So you can see, there's some use to it, at least.

    15. Re:Reading level is useless by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I won't argue with what you say the average reading level is, you may be right. But newspapers and novels are written at that level because at an 8th grad reading level, most people can read and understand the material quickly. Especially with a novel, you don't want your readers to see words, you want your readers to see the scene you're painting with those words.

    16. Re:Reading level is useless by plover · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that because the thing to measure is way more complex than the simple model beneath it, the whole tool is useless because it can't tell you when it's right and when it's wrong. I'm saying that doesn't make the model useless, because it's representing only the probability that a given subject will have comprehension of a particular text.

      I'd like to see it tested and proven or disproven. Draw a fuzzy circle representing actual measured comprehension of a set of texts by a set of students, and another circle representing the readability of those texts as measured by the FKRI. I expect the circles will both be fuzzy and large, but there will be a lot of overlap - enough to make statistically significant predictions. And the FKRI is simple and fast and cheap. It has it's place even if it isn't always right.

           

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    17. Re:Reading level is useless by digitig · · Score: 1

      It was dyinobal who said it was useless, not me. I questioned in what sense it is a guideline. A guideline is something one is supposed to follow. Looking at FKGI and considering the implications of it (such as checking passages with poor FKGI to see how readable they really are) is reasonable, setting targets and rejecting/filtering text is more questionable. But apparently even questioning a measure is enough to get modded "troll" by those who worship at the altar of pseudo-objectivity.

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    18. Re:Reading level is useless by plover · · Score: 1

      Well I certainly didn't mod you troll, and whoever did is pretty damn stupid. You're raising legitimate questions.

      A guideline would be to interpret the output of FKRI as the grade level for which a given book would be appropriate. A guideline would say "an FKRI of 1-3 is appropriate for beginning readers, and an FKRI of 28 is appropriate for doctoral candidates."

      But what I see you arguing is "look at these exceptions to the rule, therefore the model is wrong." You offer the example of sentences that violate the rules of grammar, and use them to say that a model isn't accurate. I'm saying that the model doesn't and can't take into account bad input. It was modeled after good input.

      If I were to apply the FKRI to the output of a publishing house, I would get numbers that are pretty close to realistic, and are useful, at least most of the time. If I were to apply the FKRI to the output of a million monkeys at typewriters, I would get random, useless information.

      And that might ultimately be what you're trying to say: Google's input is closer to that of a million monkeys at keyboards instead of the edited and published works of professional authors, therefore Google's number is never going to be right.

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    19. Re:Reading level is useless by digitig · · Score: 1

      A guideline would be to interpret the output of FKRI as the grade level for which a given book would be appropriate. A guideline would say "an FKRI of 1-3 is appropriate for beginning readers, and an FKRI of 28 is appropriate for doctoral candidates."

      That's what I understand by a guideline too, and I think that in practice it's a bad thing. If somebody says "This is intended for beginning readers, so if anything has an FKRI of higher than 3 we will refer it to a human checker to assess its readability" then it wouldn't be so bad. Unfortunately what happens in practice is that they say "This is intended for beginning readers, so if anything has an FKRI of higher than 3 will be automatically rejected" (because (a) that's cheaper and (b) the FKRI is an objective measure, never mind of what, and we have to be objective, don't we?).

      The beginning readers are thereby restricted to the blandest of possible material and their reading experience suffers as a result. And so on all the way up the reading scale. And excellent authors don't get their material published (without it being dumbed down), to everybody's loss.

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  8. Its official. by MrQuacker · · Score: 1

    Farther proof that Google and tehir world tubes is help making us all geniusii!

  9. Hm.. by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

    I thought /. would be 0% advanced, 0% intermediate, 0% basic, and 100% kindergarten...

    /me ducks

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    1. Re:Hm.. by skywatcher2501 · · Score: 1

      makes me remember all the trolling in kindergarden. anyway, i'd be interested in how they compute those numbers. i mean, foxnews.com beats slashdot with 24% basic, 73% intermediate, and 1% advanced... seriously?!

  10. Okay quick by Amorymeltzer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone sound smart!

    Derrida began speaking and writing publicly at a time when the French intellectual scene was experiencing an increasing rift between what could broadly be called "phenomenological" and "structural" approaches to understanding individual and collective life. For those with a more phenomenological bent the goal was to understand experience by comprehending and describing its genesis, the process of its emergence from an origin or event. For the structuralists, this was a problematic and misleading avenue of interrogation, and the "depth" and originality of experience could in fact only be an effect of structures which are not themselves experiential. It is in this context that in 1959 Derrida asks the question: Must not structure have a genesis, and must not the origin, the point of genesis, be already structured, in order to be the genesis of something?

    (source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deconstructionism#Theory)

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    1. Re:Okay quick by royallthefourth · · Score: 1

      Not opaque enough; everyone knows German writers are the most difficult to understand!

      Some, who are thought to be taking a profound view, are heard to say that everything turns upon the subject-matter, and that the form may be ignored. The business of any writer, and especially of the philosopher, is, as they say, to discover, utter, and diffuse truth and adequate conceptions. In actual practice this business usually consists in warming up and distributing on all sides the same old cabbage. Perhaps the result of this operation may be to fashion and arouse the feelings; though even this small merit may be regarded as superfluous, for “they have Moses and the prophets: let them hear them.” Indeed, we have great cause to be amazed at the pretentious tone of those who take this view. They seem to suppose that up till now the dissemination of truth throughout the world has been feeble. They think that the warmed-up cabbage contains new truths, especially to be laid to heart at the present time. And yet we see that what is on one side announced as true, is driven out and swept away by the same kind of worn-out truth. Out of this hurly-burly of opinions, that which is neither new nor old, but permanent, cannot be rescued and preserved except by science.

    2. Re:Okay quick by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      I disagree.

      Every useful thing, as iron, paper, &c., may be looked at from the two points of view of quality and quantity. It is an assemblage of many properties, and may therefore be of use in various ways. To discover the various uses of things is the work of history. So also is the establishment of socially-recognized standards of measure for the quantities of these useful objects. The diversity of these measures has its origin partly in the diverse nature of the objects to be measured, partly in convention.

      The utility of a thing makes it a use value. But this utility is not a thing of air. Being limited by the physical properties of the commodity, it has no existence apart from that commodity. A commodity, such as iron, corn, or a diamond, is therefore, so far as it is a material thing, a use value, something useful. This property of a commodity is independent of the amount of labour required to appropriate its useful qualities. When treating of use value, we always assume to be dealing with definite quantities, such as dozens of watches, yards of linen, or tons of iron. The use values of commodities furnish the material for a special study, that of the commercial knowledge of commodities. Use values become a reality only by use or consumption: they also constitute the substance of all wealth, whatever may be the social form of that wealth. In the form of society we are about to consider, they are, in addition, the material depositories of exchange value.

      Exchange value, at first sight, presents itself as a quantitative relation, as the proportion in which values in use of one sort are exchanged for those of another sort, a relation constantly changing with time and place. Hence exchange value appears to be something accidental and purely relative, and consequently an intrinsic value, i.e., an exchange value that is inseparably connected with, inherent in commodities, seems a contradiction in terms. Let us consider the matter a little more closely.

    3. Re:Okay quick by KillAllNazis · · Score: 1

      I immediately began reading that paragraph in a Viv Stanshall voice.

    4. Re:Okay quick by royallthefourth · · Score: 1

      Choosing a selection from the first chapter of Capital rather than a later chapter as an example of understandable German writing is dialectical as fuck, especially as a reply to Hegel.

      Marx is a really impressive guy, using Hegelian methods to create works that are not only understandable, but relevant and durable. Not even Hegel himself came close to doing that!

    5. Re:Okay quick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    6. Re:Okay quick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the best XKCD eva!!

    7. Re:Okay quick by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      That's not particularly opaque, especially not compared with the French stuff, or even most of the other German stuff you passed over. Try Heidegger sometime. (IMHO, a complete tool. States fairly inane things like, "being is defined by its opposition to not-being" and then blames language itself for not properly conveying the subtleties of his meaning. Also, a Nazi.)

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  11. Simple English Wikipedia not marked very simple... by Khopesh · · Score: 2

    The Reading Level for site:simple.wikipedia.org is currently ranked 29% Basic, 52% Intermediate, 17% Advanced, implying that Slashdot is easier to read than the version of Wikipedia specifically tasked with being approachable to those with only basic English language comprehension. Google's filter fails here, though I suspect Wikipedia is failing to a small degree too.

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  12. Kudo's to testing by greymond · · Score: 1

    I have a feeling most sites I frequent are going to fall into the "intermediate" category, though from a SEO perspective you typically want to keep your site content basic and easy to understand. Obviously a site dedicated to molecular physics would require pages that should probably be classified as "advanced" but not every page on the site would, so unless Google is planning on adding more site links to each domain they show in search results, I don't see how this will result in accurate listings or ultimately even add any benefit to search in general. But kudo's to thinking outside the box and testing it on the masses.

    1. Re:Kudo's to testing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kudo's what now?

    2. Re:Kudo's to testing by ocdscouter · · Score: 1

      I think he's possessed.

    3. Re:Kudo's to testing by ushering05401 · · Score: 1

      Don't know about possessed, but if kudo's really testing something on the masses it's time to bust out the invisible black-ROFLCopter technology on his(her? its?) equivalent of an ass.

  13. Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Slashdot is 1 % advanced, 64 % intermediate and 34 % basic."

    I think it's broken.

  14. This. Is. AWESOME. by Seumas · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally, I can just set Google to "filter everything below a third grade level" and never have to see 'Yahoo! Answers' spam cluttering up my search results!

    1. Re:This. Is. AWESOME. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then you'll never learn how babby is formed!!!

  15. The following option is req'd for 95% of Americans by Godskitchen · · Score: 3, Funny

    -aliterate

  16. Finally! by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    Slashdot editors can search the internet and actually understand the results! :p

  17. High school math versus college math by exentropy · · Score: 1

    28% advanced for middle school math, and16% advanced for college math. So.. math somehow gets less 'advanced' from middle school to college?

    1. Re:High school math versus college math by nobodylocalhost · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's English used in those math sites. You can express complex ideas in simple terms, and simple ideas in complex terms. It has nothing to do with the actual content.

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    2. Re:High school math versus college math by royallthefourth · · Score: 1

      There's no "Business Math" in high school!

    3. Re:High school math versus college math by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I did a few searches for random things on 'advanced'

      I think it's counting commas and rating based on punctuation count.

      It loves dictionary definitions on advanced.

      On further look I think it's simply software diagramming the sentences, and grading on complexity.

      Dings for bad grammar.

      Points for using big words as well. Write metropolis not city, Policeman not cop. (that's just a WAG on my part.)

      I for one would be proud of writings that this POS grade basic.

      Think of it as a reverse readability score.

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    4. Re:High school math versus college math by royallthefourth · · Score: 1

      But that actually does sound useful for grading the sophistication required of the reader. Judging the sophistication of the author would be a much more difficult task for a computer, wouldn't it?

    5. Re:High school math versus college math by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Granting that complex sentences require more of the reader.

      Granting your insightful comment regarding my previous post; feted overgrown purple sentences, with unnecessary phrases and useless digressions, are difficult to decipher and require more focus and clarity of the mind of the reader.

      I guess I just don't see a reason to find the second version.

      Complex thoughts can only be conveyed when written clearly. Even then it is a challenge for both writer and reader.

      I would challenge the algorithm to spot deliberately unclear language and rate it as poorly written, even if grammatically correct.

      Which would range into computational linguistics rather then punctuation counting.

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    6. Re:High school math versus college math by royallthefourth · · Score: 1

      IIRC, Hegel managed to get kicked out of grad school for being a bad writer. He still managed to be quite influential as far as philosophers go, although he is consistently (and perhaps intentionally) opaque.

    7. Re:High school math versus college math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can express complex ideas in simple terms, and simple ideas in complex terms

      I hear the sound of exposed government officials and patent holders: "They are onto us! Quickly, obfuscate some more!"

    8. Re:High school math versus college math by Pootie+Tang · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm doing it wrong, but I didn't search, I just filtered. The #2 advanced result for slashdot is the robots.txt file.

      http://www.google.com/search?q=site:slashdot.org&hl=en&num=10&lr=&ft=i&cr=&safe=images&tbs=rl:1#q=site:slashdot.org&hl=en&num=10&lr=&cr=&safe=images&tbs=rl:1,rls:2&sa=X&ei=n98KTZWWFMKC8gbr_omfAQ&ved=0CIABEIoKKAI&fp=9bef8cda26d1a6ec

      It does seem like $20 words do well, but "collision" comes up a lot in slashdot discussions (hashing and such), probably less so (or in the car crash sense) for celebrity watcher sites. Advanced is rather subjective.

    9. Re:High school math versus college math by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      There's no "Business Math" in high school!

      You're right. It was all covered early in grade school.

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  18. 94% basic by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

    In a shock to nobody, Googling for 'Kanye West' clocks in with 94% basic and 1% advanced. Beat that, slashdot!

    1. Re:94% basic by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      *gasp*

      Google can now even rate music for complexity and originality?

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    2. Re:94% basic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHA I searched Kanye West as well...pretty funny - Justin Beiber's results had a more advanced reading level than Kanye's! I was trying to find examples of terms that might dominate in each particular category. I feel like this could really have an impact on some peoples' browsing habits from now on. I'm definitely going to use it a lot more to filter out the junk websites. Google is just opening up a new market for search engine optimization companies to figure out how to trick search engines into displaying the more grandiloquent and bombastic viagra scam websites, among other things.

      Justin Beiber
      Basic 75%
      Intermediate 23%
      Advanced 1%

      Kanye West
      Basic 94%
      Intermediate 4%
      Advanced 1%

      Gulf Oil Spill
      Basic 4%
      Intermediate 93%
      Advanced 1%

      Schrodinger Equation
      Basic 1%
      Intermediate 2%
      Advanced 96%

  19. Another Needless Political Tie-In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Think Liberals are the learned elite and Conservatives are intellectually bankrupt? Think again:

    FoxNews.com:

    Basic: 23%
    Intermediate: 73%
    Advanced: 2%

    MSNBC.com:

    Basic: 43%
    Intermediate: 55%
    Advanced: 1%

    Win = conservatives.

    1. Re:Another Needless Political Tie-In by h4rr4r · · Score: 0

      One is a site for far right wing the other the center right, both morons. Pbs.org, contradicts you as expected.

    2. Re:Another Needless Political Tie-In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't there just some article about Fox viewers being less informed than everyone else?

      Not that I think MSNBC viewers are any better. Both of those stations are slanted into loony town.

    3. Re:Another Needless Political Tie-In by windcask · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except PBS isn't a news station. They have one hour of news every day, with a couple of political interview shows on Friday.

      Who's the moron again?

    4. Re:Another Needless Political Tie-In by Vekseid · · Score: 0

      Fox isn't a news organization either, it's a political propaganda machine. Look at their featured op-ed right now "PETER JOHNSON JR.: What If Your Loved One Was a Hero and No One Cared?" - they don't even mention who is responsible for failing to bring the 9/11 first responder aid bill to the floor.

      But let's look at some other sites:

      Conservapedia:
      Basic: 6%
      Intermediate: 71%
      Advanced: 21%

      Holoscience (Electric Universe)
      Basic: 4%
      Intermediate: 20%
      Advanced: 75%

      Bullshit will still raise the reading level. Doesn't make it true.

      So will bad writing.

      More advanced writing can actually be a sign of poor intellectual merit. This is a guesstimate of readability, and nothing more. Making crap hard to read is still crap.

  20. P.O.R.N. by gilbert644 · · Score: 5, Funny

    My quest for advanced level porn brought me here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_outer_retinal_necrosis :(

    1. Re:P.O.R.N. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You, sir, have a really, really disturbing fetish!

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    2. Re:P.O.R.N. by Skidborg · · Score: 1

      I can just look at the link and know I don't want to click there.

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    3. Re:P.O.R.N. by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      It appears you've been looking for love in all the wrong places.

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    4. Re:P.O.R.N. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get off to that shit regularly!

    5. Re:P.O.R.N. by teachknowlegy · · Score: 1

      I preformed a search for advanced level porn and this pops up first: http://www.stairporn.org/. I suppose the "advanced level" means going up to the next level, very literally. Full disclosure for those of very basic reading levels: The two searches were similar, but not the same. You see, the period, or "." between the parent post and this child post makes it a different search. Apparently porn, and p.o.r.n. are not so similar after all (though I did see the aforementioned (obligatory smart sounding, but dumb, word) link to necrosis. Yuck!

  21. What about keyword searches? by tomp · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's great and all, but what would be *really* cool, is if Google provided some way to search for pages that contain a specific word or phrase. Yeah, that would be cool. Some kind of search engine where I type in words and the search engine returns only pages that contain those words. Can Google work on that next?

    1. Re:What about keyword searches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, that would be sweet. Especially if it didn't filter out special characters commonly used in programming languages, like .:()[]{}

    2. Re:What about keyword searches? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Someone throw that guy a modpoint or two.

      There is no way to express just how much frustration it can be to be looking for something that contains certain special characters for a good reason, mostly because omitting this character results in very different, and very useless, results.

      If anyone knows how to "force" Google to include punctuation in the searches (or, almost as important, how to NOT include it), please enlighten us.

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    3. Re:What about keyword searches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try this:

      https://duckduckgo.com/?q={}

      or this:

      https://duckduckgo.com/?q=[]

      The () however, doesn't work.

    4. Re:What about keyword searches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not as wide as normal web search, but this does work with regex :
      http://www.google.com/codesearch

    5. Re:What about keyword searches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Like this?

      (Slightly related) caveat: *'s are interpreted as wildcards. As one might expect, wildcards don't work very well however.
      On an unrelated note, comments on this story are less eloquent than the average slashdot page.

    6. Re:What about keyword searches? by metamechanical · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For Pete's sake, I've never understood why they didn't support some simple subset of regular expressions. Just "simple" stuff, like character classes and multipliers.

      Also, while I don't mind being corrected on my spelling (being that, despite trying to be diligent, I certainly make mistakes), what the heck is up with google flatly refusing to search for my exact text? It was fine when you searched for 'x,' they asked "do you actually mean y?" But now, it takes me three searches before I figure out the magic phrasing that will actually do my search and not return "corrected" results.

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    7. Re:What about keyword searches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They would have probably experienced a cascading crash much more often in their server farms during the earlier system configurations..

    8. Re:What about keyword searches? by TempeTerra · · Score: 2

      Speaking from knowledge of search engine indexing; you can't search on regular expressions because the search index is heavily heavily optimised and the only way to search for a regex would be to generate all the possible expansions and search for them individually. You could do it, it would just fuck up everyone's processes.

      If you've done anything with SQL think about how slow wildcard text searches are compared to an indexed primary key search, then multiply by a couple of orders of magnitude since search engines throw away generality for extreme performance on a particular kind of search.

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    9. Re:What about keyword searches? by ludwigf · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that would be sweet. Especially if it didn't filter out special characters commonly used in programming languages, like .:()[]{}

      ... or even regex, filtering by programming language, case sensitive search, filtering by filename, ... like google code search. Just use the right tool for the job.

    10. Re:What about keyword searches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get used to using quotation marks around your terms

  22. Re:Simple English Wikipedia not marked very simple by reebmmm · · Score: 1

    So I think you are in part correct that the simple site isn't living up to its name--it takes a lot of effort to dumb stuff down. However, when you look at the "advanced" pages you start to realize how certain material gets categorized that way: scientific words and pages with primarily people of place names.

    The other problem is that it's doing it based on volume of pages. The simple site actually has relatively few number of pages in total thereby more heavily increasing the "advanced" pages.

    Finally, just to be clear, it doesn't seem to be computing the percentage of content, but rather what percentage of pages (in total) fall into one or the other category.

  23. So, to link this to an earlier /. article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Level Basic/Intermediate/Advanced
    MSNBC 44/55/<1
    CNN 27/70/2
    Fox News 23/73/2

  24. Brightness Control by SPrintF · · Score: 1

    So it's a "brightness control" that allows you to turn down the intelligence?

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  25. Dum da dum dum!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The low rating really reflects the number of ignorant 4chan high schoolers and CS majors that post flamebait to this site.

    1. Re:Dum da dum dum!! by cinderellamanson · · Score: 1

      "At the time of writing, Slashdot is 1 % advanced"

      You're welcome.

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  26. What does it change? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    Will it restrict the type or porn I find?

    I'm not sure I'm into the advanced stuff, but I certainly do not want to get stuck in the basics. Missionary style for 10 years while married is enough for me.

  27. Localhost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Results by reading level for site:127.0.0.1:
    Basic 8%
    Intermediate 75%
    Advanced 16%

    Results by reading level for site:localhost:
    Basic 19%
    Intermediate 79%
    Advanced 1%

  28. Re:The following option is req'd for 95% of Americ by noidentity · · Score: 5, Funny

    They already have that option, but it's labeled Images.

  29. Re:The following option is req'd for 95% of Americ by Godskitchen · · Score: 1

    Good point. :)

  30. Re:The following option is req'd for 95% of Americ by kbielefe · · Score: 1

    Is that for results that all start with the same sound?

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  31. Could be useful if it applied to all languages.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I reckon I have advanced english, intermediate french & basic spanish & german...

  32. Fox News is "Smarter" than Slashdot by adisakp · · Score: 1

    Fox News

    23% Basic
    73% Intermediate
    2% Advanced

    1. Re:Fox News is "Smarter" than Slashdot by Timewasted · · Score: 1

      Maybe the people who write the articles are...

      Unfortunately, not so much for the readers.

    2. Re:Fox News is "Smarter" than Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MSNBC

      44% Basic
      55% Intermediate
        1% Advanced

      The shitstorm approaches!

  33. Re:The following option is req'd for 95% of Americ by adisakp · · Score: 2

    aliterate/litrit/
    Noun: An aliterate person.
    Adjective: Unwilling to read, although able to do so

    I believe he meant illiterate though which is unable to read rather than unwilling to.

  34. Please, Google dudes, automatic translation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm fed up reading about feet, inches and other body parts as measures, but temperature and derived units (like "mpg") are the most annoying.

    Google! Do something! (to be read in a certain villain voice)

    Please! Onegai shimasu!

    1. Re:Please, Google dudes, automatic translation! by gblackwo · · Score: 2

      What happens if you come across a slug? a fathom? a league? your automatic translation is gonna screw alotta stuff up that wasn't intended.

    2. Re:Please, Google dudes, automatic translation! by plover · · Score: 1

      What happens if you come across a slug? a fathom? a league? your automatic translation is gonna screw alotta stuff up that wasn't intended.

      The "League of Unfathomable Slugs" is complaining that Google has turned them into the "5556 meters of division by zero 14.5939029 kilograms"

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  35. Here Comes Idiocracy by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

    Maybe soon Google can cater to the truly stupid and illiterate and just replace all known words with representative pictures like they do on McDonalds cash registers now.

    After all, instead of learning to read at a better level you should totally cater to their level so they don't have to learn anything.

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    1. Re:Here Comes Idiocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Have you ever used a fast food register? It's not pictures, it's a shit load of cryptic two to three letter acronyms that are very basic. They're so basic, that they are damn near meaningless without brute force memorization. What is a simple burger on the menu to you is usually a combination of five or six of these acronyms and they indicate the ingredients on the burger that was ordered.

      So you order a quarter pound with cheese, and the fucking register operator that you assume is a useless tool has to find and press the following buttons on a fucking key panel with about 200 fucking keys:

      BGR
      -PTY
      -PTY
      -CHS
      -CHS
      -P
      -K
      -M

      Or something like that. And if you don't fucking want pickles, they had better not press the P button. And if you want some extra horse shit, then dude has to press the horse shit button. If you want an extra slice of cheese, then he has to press the fucking CHS button a third time.

      So you order a fucking number 3, and then the motherfucker has to press all that shit for the burger and then press this shit:

      FRY
      -LG
      -DRK
      -DC

      For a diet coke and a large fry.

      Then your fucking self-entitled ass has to change the order or add some shit to the burger. Then the motherfucker tool idiot at the register has to scroll back the fuck up and make the adjustments. Remember there is no grouping that groups the your horse shit burger with the number 3 that distinctly separates it from the stand-alone quarter pounder your wife ordered that is to be made the standard way.

      So then the even stupider tools in the kitchen see all this shit on their screen and make it. Then they throw it all up to the bagging station.

      Then the REALLY FUCKING DUMB person bagging the shit has to look at your order and try to make fucking sense of what number 3 has the horse shit on it vs the regular quarter pounder that has no horse shit on it. Hopefully, they heard the order as it was given by the customer and has some clue which bag to put the horse shit number 3 in and puts the regular quarter pounder in a separate bag. Hopefully the fucking cooks labeled the damn things correctly.

      There is a reason the manager is the one usually bagging the food. It requires the most knowledge and experience.

      I am SO FUCKING TIRED of the fast food worker stereotype. The person on the register has to know a fucking lot and it takes a lot of training. And they had better know it well enough to be quick about finding those button because HEAVEN FUCKING FORBID you ever have to repeat something to them. They're a fucking stupid tool that is too low for you to have to repeat yourself to.

      I'm a fucking network admin now. I've been a programmer. I've got a CCNA and a bunch of other useless certs (but people pay you well just to have them). I worked at Sonic Drive In in Anderson, MO (yea, the one on HWY 71) for a few years and I was a manager. What I wrote above is how the place ran. Only the most skilled individuals where capable of taking orders and working that register. It was one of the last skills learned. Neither I nor anyone on that register was a fucking illiterate that required pictures. What I do for a living now is far easier than any night in that place.

      Now maybe McDonalds is different. I don't know. Maybe they have a magic register with pictures of all the food and every custom combination a customer could order. Maybe everyone that works at McDonalds is an illiterate tool. I don't know.

      But I can tell you from my experience that I believe the stereotype you are applying is wrong. I think you are a self-entitled holier than thou fucking tool. I think you have many false stereotypes that you believe in and are a fucking out of touch piece of shit. You may have money, intelligence, etc., but I think you will regret your path as you lay dying.

      Cheers,
      Some fucking guy that worked at Sonic in a shit town.

    2. Re:Here Comes Idiocracy by jelizondo · · Score: 1

      Anonimous Coward comment notwhitstandig

      Date: Fri, 2 May 1997 16:05:00 -0400 (EDT)
      From: Keith Bostic
      Subject: The dangers of taking a service droid off script
      To: /dev/null@mongoose.bostic.com

      So the 2.30p flight from San Jose to Seattle doesn't take off until 5p. But that's a different story. The point is it's now 8pm: I'm tired, I'm irritable, I'm hungry, I'm lazy. So I decide to avail myself of that characteristically American service industry: The fast-food restaurant.

      For reasons of privacy, I've changed the name of the establishment in question and its star sandwich for the purpose of this narrative. Let's call it "Burger Kong" and "The Whimper".

      I arrive at the counter and order a Whimper with cheese combo.

      There is an odd pause. A bad sign. Upon further examination, I realize why: There is no "Whimper with cheese combo" on the menu. There's a "Whimper combo" and a "Bacon Whimper with cheese combo", but no "Whimper with cheese combo."

      Burger Kong Droid: You mean a Bacon Whimper with cheese combo?
      Me: No, just a regular Whimper with cheese combo.
      BKD: You mean a Whimper combo?
      Me: No, a Whimper with cheese combo.
      The BKD is now very confused. So I decide to change my order to get the ordeal over with.
      Me: Nevermind. I'd like a Whimer combo. Number 2 on the menu.
      The BKD's demeanor suddenly changes: I'm back on script! Thus relieved, the BKD then asks the next question on the script, the question that demonstrates why this story is being retold:
      BKD: Would you like cheese on your Whimper?

      Found at Yuks Digest years ago

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    3. Re:Here Comes Idiocracy by DryGrian · · Score: 1
      ...

      *begins slow clap*

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    4. Re:Here Comes Idiocracy by koreaman · · Score: 1

      At a modern McDonald's (at least the one I worked in) the workload (using shitty ghetto touchscreens, not actual buttons) is:

      1) Customer orders a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, no pickles, extra horseshit
      2) Register guy presses #2 (for QPC meal), bringing up another menu.
      3) Register guy presses something like "Sandwich only" as opposed to a meal deal
      4) Register guy presses "Order" then presses the sandwich on the list of things ordered.
      5) That brings up a screen where he can press NO PICKLES and EXTRA HORSESHIT.
      6) Register guy presses the "Done" button

      I don't remember the name of everything, but it seems significantly simpler when you worked at Sonic...

    5. Re:Here Comes Idiocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      replace all known words with representative pictures like they do on McDonalds cash registers now.

      and Microsoft Word

    6. Re:Here Comes Idiocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heartily LOLd and give you a regular clap bordering on boisterous applause. Fuck this slow-clap faggot.

    7. Re:Here Comes Idiocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Maybe soon Google can cater to the truly stupid and illiterate and just replace all known words with representative pictures like they do on McDonalds cash registers now.
      > After all, instead of learning to read at a better level you should totally cater to their level so they don't have to learn anything.

      Well, the stupid could search images -- that is already done, I always use it. It's great!

      *):o)

    8. Re:Here Comes Idiocracy by teachknowlegy · · Score: 1

      I concur. I ran pizzas when younger (and would do again). Back when I did it we had a dummy terminal that used all sorts of two letter codes to manipulate the software that had nothing to do with the order. Extra Horse Shit may have been abbreviated as 2H, which someone mistook for double ham. Then we would get a call and the guy was all irate stating how he doesn't have a clue how anyone could mistake pig shit for horse shit and that it was all bull shit and he wanted another pizza for free, but he had already eaten the shit that we'd delivered the first time.

    9. Re:Here Comes Idiocracy by jewens · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the time...

      There I was, standing in line at McD's sipping from the large hot chocholate I was just handed by Employee of the Month Candidate #1 when, after about 3 minutes of searching through menus on his cash register, he finally calls over EOMC#2. Well you can imagine my surprise after another couple of minutes of searching EOMC#2 looks up from the register and says, "We don't have large hot chocholate."

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  36. well here goes by n_djinn · · Score: 1

    Define irony? Maybe not, maybe it's to help you avoid sites that are overly simplistic?

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  37. Might as well make this political by Albinoman · · Score: 2

    Democratic National Committee: 21% Basic, 77% Intermediate, less than 1% Advanced
    Republican National Committee: 11, 87, less than 1 (DNC has .org site and RNC has .com? Weird)
    Whitehouse: 6, 87, 5
    Or Wikileaks: 1, 42, 56
    Of course the epicenter of stupid, Sarah Palin's Facebook page, 64, 33, 1

    A few Slashdot worthy ones:
    Microsoft: 12, 77, 9
    Apple: 48, 49, 2 (anyone surprised here?)
    Linux: 4, 91, 3

    1. Re:Might as well make this political by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course the epicenter of stupid, Sarah Palin's Facebook page, 64, 33, 1

      In fairness, I suspect that's more Facebook's fault than Palin's.

    2. Re:Might as well make this political by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then in contrast Stephen Hawking's facebook page: 35, 45, 18

    3. Re:Might as well make this political by robot256 · · Score: 1

      You forgot
      Google: 33, 32, 33. I have no idea how they pulled that off, maybe it got stuck in some kind of recursion.
      NASA: 6, 36, 56. Even Google knows rocket science is complicated.
      Hulu: 81, 17, 1. Now we know what they expect of the mainstream television audience. :P

    4. Re:Might as well make this political by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Then in contrast Stephen Hawking's facebook page: 35, 45, 18

      harvard.edu : 3, 10, 85

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    5. Re:Might as well make this political by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      arxiv is 99% advanced :)

  38. Re:Simple English Wikipedia not marked very simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It tends to mark encyclopaedic and dictionary-like entries as more complex, it seems.
    Not too surprising; even if they try to keep the explanations simple, they still have to include the terms they are trying to explain, which will count against them if Google is comparing against a list of "simple vocabulary."

  39. I predict... by WSOGMM · · Score: 1

    a coming of hipsters who flaunt around their consistent use of the "advanced reading level only" setting when they search things.

    1. Re:I predict... by Z34107 · · Score: 1

      a coming of hipsters who flaunt around their consistent use of the "advanced reading level only" setting when they search things.

      That piqued my curiosity, so I searched for "i can haz cheezburger" at the "Advanced" reading level to see what search results would pop up.

      Behold! Emeril, and a rather dense description of anorexia nervosa.

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  40. It appears to be biased toward big words by j.+andrew+rogers · · Score: 1

    If you look at the rankings of nutter pseudo-science sites and fringe political babble, they are strongly correlated with a high "reading level". I can't imagine that it is because of the content -- the content is insane -- but because people on these sites often use big-word babble when elaborating on their delusions. They may be using fluffy prose, but there is no "there" there.

    Consequently, I would take the reading level with a grain of salt.

    1. Re:It appears to be biased toward big words by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      Oh I get it. I might have guessed - you're another EVIL EDUCATOR right?

      You cannot think opposite of what you were taught to think. You have a cyclop perspective and taught android mentality.

      Timecube.com had 89,000,000 links at one time, it's almost that now. Once again, Google provides further here that 4-corner days are real.

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  41. Congrats.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Congrats You're redding level have been risen by +3 points

  42. Blame it on the translators by Troll-Under-D'Bridge · · Score: 1

    Not counting Google Translate, I think the "difficult" reputation of German writers comes either from bad translators or, more likely, good translators trying their hardest not to lose the nuances of the German language. I think the best translators are the translators that attempt to find equivalent concepts in the target and source languages. Is it okay to lose something in the translation in the effort to make the translation read right? If a translation is too opaque, then you lose any chance of the work being read by readers who can't understand the original language.

    1. Re:Blame it on the translators by royallthefourth · · Score: 1

      Sure, that sounds like a tough contradiction for a translator to face.

      One of the things I've noticed about German speakers and was brought up in a class I had in college about foreign cultures was that Germans and very thorough about historical exposition; this seems to be a mostly cultural boundary that is difficult for Americans to come to terms with since we prefer a much faster pace. I've come to appreciate the approach of leaving no stone unturned; however, I still can't get into Hegel.

    2. Re:Blame it on the translators by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      I can't get into Hegel as a German myself. I recommend reading Schopenhauer's critique on Hegel instead. His language is actually understandable and he brings everything that is wrong with Hegel to a point.

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  43. Please select one by Tablizer · · Score: 0

    1. Advanced
    2. Intermediate
    3. Beginning
    4. Foxnews Viewer

  44. Re:Simple English Wikipedia not marked very simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For site:google.com, there is an even 33% split. Under advanced the first results are pisca pictures.

  45. Re:The following option is req'd for 95% of Americ by Godskitchen · · Score: 1

    No, I actually meant aliterate; not illiterate OR alliterate... the "aliterate" option will return images along with concise Stephenie (--- yes it's spelled like that) Meyer-esque (sordid, teeny-bopper romance-cum-pornography) summaries.

  46. Robots.txt by SavvyPlayer · · Score: 1

    See the second link under the "Advanced" filter: Apparently reading level is not based entirely on the quality, density or accessibility of ideas in prose, but in the element of situational humor as well.

  47. Does it mean anything for slashdot pages? by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    Considering how little of slashdot is indexed well (if at all), I'm not sure those numbers have any value whatsoever. Unless they are describing the actual code that runs slashdot, in which case the numbers are total bullshit because we all know that slashdot is primarily coded by drunken monkeys.

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  48. Time travel maybe; what you propose? No. by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    "Slashdot editors can search the internet and actually understand the results! :p"

    It is a common mis-perception that all problems can be solved if we just advance the cause of science by a significant degree in the correct direction, but alas some things can not be remedied by any technological advancement.

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  49. 4chan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since no one else has done it yet...

    http://www.google.com/search?q=site%3A4chan.org&hl=en&tbo=1&prmdo=1&num=10&lr=&ft=i&cr=&safe=off&tbs=rl%3A1

    39% Basic, 57% Intermediate, 3% Advanced

    Anyone else surprised?

  50. 64 + 34 + 1 = 100? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    Well, the last time I checked the total percentage should be 100, yet the summary only accounts for 99 and nobody seems to have picked up on it, so who knows? (Yes, I know there is missing data to the right of the decimal point to account for the deficit)

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  51. set to advance and search something dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I set the results to advanced only and googled "fart" It returned wikipedia pages as 1st and 2nd results and a company advertisement for activated charcoal underwear pads. None of which I would consider advanced reading. I suspect that advanced actually means something closer to average adult reading level, with basic meant as something much easier.

  52. Unreported choices by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    34% basic

    Oddly discarded from the reported results were 2% COBOL and 4% Lisp. C results were discarded for using the "wrong" brace style (regardless of style used).

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  53. It's just a "big words" style check. by Animats · · Score: 1

    I tried a few sites of mine. "Downside.com", which has financial predictions (the dot-com crash, the mortgage meltdown, the oil spike, the auto industry bankruptcies), is rated mostly "intermediate", although the material there is heavy going unless you're up to speed on finance. "Animats.com", which has theory papers on some subjects in computer graphics and physics engines, is mostly rated "intermediate".

    On the other hand, my fun site for steampunk stuff, "aetherltd.com", is mostly rated as "advanced", presumably because it's deliberately written in an archaic style.

    I suspect it's just one of those sentence length and word length count algorithms.

  54. thou are by Flector · · Score: 1

    that thou are

  55. Re:The following option is req'd for 95% of Americ by Arancaytar · · Score: 2

    Ah? Are Americans actually all alliterate?

  56. Sarah Palin? by KermodeBear · · Score: 1

    A Sarah Palin tag on this story? Seriously? I can understand not liking her but damn, that makes Slashdot just look childish.

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    1. Re:Sarah Palin? by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      Because she reads at an advanced level. NOW WHO'S CHILDISH?

  57. What people REALLY wanted... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    This is way too intellectual and shows that Google doesn't really grok the Internet. What people really want is an "unsafe search" that returns only images that have been flagged as "unsuitable for minors".

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  58. Re:Advanced by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Actually I'm quite pleased with this, because most ultra junk pages are basic so far.

    Given our front page stories, this is Google implementing this, not Yahoo. So all you have to do is put about 4 sanity-check algorithms behind it to check coherence and that should nuke most of the cheap SEO attempts for "round 1".

    I'm having run searching on Advanced. I'm a cardinal member of the Teal Deer club. It's proving really funny for NSFW searches!

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  59. Re:The following option is req'd for 95% of Americ by Adambomb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, alliteration almost always annoys any average American audience.

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  60. I told you so. Slashdot isn't that advanced! by Rsriram · · Score: 1

    Slashdot is only 1% advanced and 1/3rd simple. Not that hard to understand for the average joe!!
    Either I have too great an opinion of myself or I am grossly underestimating the average joe!!????

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  61. Looks good to me ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My site came up as 100% advanced. Clearly this is working :-).

  62. Language Learning Tool by RavenousBlack · · Score: 1

    I feel like this could be pretty nifty if you're trying to learn a language by using the internet and you want to make sure that what you're looking at isn't going to go over your head for sure. However, while looking at google.de, it seems like the reading level isn't an option in advanced search.

  63. Way to go guys ;P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Currently 4chan (2%) is more advanced than /. (1%)

  64. University Rankings by kramulous · · Score: 1

    I cannot wait until somebody writes a script to rank all Universities in the world.

    I just did the top ten in my country and the results are not what we are led to believe according to the current ranking system.

    I did harvard.edu and, honestly, kudos.

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  65. Otherwise hard to notice stuff by Archeleus · · Score: 1

    Query: Fuck Advanced tier papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=896790 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_Off_(art_exhibition) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genderfuck This is a good way to get articles that you otherwise won't know about in your lifetime.

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  66. Fucked up reply. by Archeleus · · Score: 1

    Query: Fuck
    Advanced tier
    papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=896790
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_Off_(art_exhibition)
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genderfuck
    This is a good way to get articles that you otherwise won't know about in your lifetime.

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  67. I better dumb down a bit by dmcq · · Score: 1

    I just checked two sites I run. Seemingly the site I want to be basic is 60% basic 34% intermediate and 4% advanced. So in parts it's more advanced than slashdot so probably I have failed a little there! The other one is just my general stuff and it works out a quarter basic, half intermediate and a quarter advanced which I guess is probably about right. Thanks Google, I think that can be a great help to me even if I won't be dumbing down my searches. ~~~~

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  68. I like slashdot by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Slashdot is green. It is big. It has lots and lots of users.
    Slashdot people talk a lot. They type words.
    Slashdot is a good site. I like slashdot.

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  69. I like slashdot by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Slashdot is green. It is big. It has lots and lots of users.
    Slashdot people talk a lot. They type words.
    Slashdot is a good site. I like slashdot.

    A lot.

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  70. 100% advanced by shish · · Score: 1

    Google confirms it: nerdy in-jokes alienate most of the population

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  71. the problem with slashdot by Flector · · Score: 1

    Slashdot assumes anybody can compile anything.

  72. 1% advanced??!! by w0mprat · · Score: 1

    You inarticulate clods.

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    1. Re:1% advanced??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FUCK NIGGER FAG, etc., etc.

  73. I hate to break it to you guys... by Mattskimo · · Score: 1

    4chan is 3% advanced content compared to Slashdot's 1%. Stormfront is ahead of Slashdot also at 3%. At least we can comfort ourselves on the fact that we're ahead of Chimpout. Good job everyone.

    1. Re:I hate to break it to you guys... by BigSes · · Score: 2

      Ok, fine then, I won't post an entire Larry the Cable Guy stand-up routine in hopes of zeroing out our 1%.

  74. Sadly by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    In some portions of America this is true, but they are less PC about it, referring to it as "acting white" as if being white is the only measure of how smart someone is.

    When you have a culture driven by hateful music, advancing disrespect for society and morality, how can you expect those who listen to it to get beyond it?

    We can spend tens of thousands of dollars per child but if their community does not support their advancement it all goes to waste.

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  75. High score by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My first reaction was to try and get a "high score" on the advanced scale.

    Reading level advanced gave me a score of 49 %.

    Plasma Dynamics gave me a 95 %

    Quantum Cascade laser gave me a 90 %

    Quantum modeling of a nanoscale mosfet gave me a 97 %

    Advanced law topics gave me a 6 %.

    I got tired after this. Anyone get a 100 %

  76. wolfram.com is advanced. by Agent+Z5q · · Score: 1

    I put it to my own personal test, and it passed; for wolfram.com:

    Basic - 1%
    Intermediate - 18%
    Advanced - 79%

  77. Re:Simple English Wikipedia not marked very simple by fostware · · Score: 1

    80% of Advanced was the word "citation"

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  78. The Fox News filter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FOX News is going to LOVE this!

  79. I find this very useful by sea4ever · · Score: 1

    This reading level filter actually works here. Last night when I noticed this story on slashdot, I decided to try it out the next time I used google.
    A few minutes later I set the reading filter to 'advanced' and tried to find a technical specification article. Which surprisingly popped up in the top 3 results.
    As a quick test, I turned off the filter and did the search again, all I got this time was links to various forums, a wikipedia entry, and an archived conversation on some mailing list.
    I'd say it's great for hunting things down. It's just another 'what' in the 'search for what?' that search engines do.

  80. cern.ch by 2phar · · Score: 1

    84% advanced.. seems to be influenced by level of technical terms.

  81. Bravo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bravo good sir, you win by not only alliterating, but doing so in a perfectly cromulent sentence.

  82. I can't help but wonder... by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

    > Slashdot is 1 % advanced, 64 % intermediate and 34 % basic."

    What's the missing 1%, then ? CowboyNeal ?

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  83. youtube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we all knew:

    http://www.google.com/search?q=site:youtube.com&num=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=images&tbs=rl:1&prmd=ivns&sa=X&ei=jY8LTbKUCMbxsgaq--T6DA&ved=0CAQQhQE

    funny: if you filter to only "advanced" youtube-sites, you get the spam-channels

  84. Broken to an epic level by KiloByte · · Score: 1

    The results include such a pile of broken/falsified/hardcoded data that it's not even funny.

    For example:
    4chan.org 39/56/3 (about same as Slashdot)
    4chan.org/b/ 100/0/0
    8chan.org 0/100/0
    er...?

    google.com 33/33/33

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  85. Reading Level: Google Reader by teachknowlegy · · Score: 1

    It's shows up under basic. What does that tell you?

  86. Re:What about keyword searches? - Epic fail... by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

    ...Some kind of search engine where I type in words and the search engine returns only pages that contain those words. Can Google work on that next?

    I agree wholeheartedly. I'm sick and tired of getting hundreds of totally irrelevant search results because Google can't follow its own 'allintext:' directive, and it just plain pisses me off that there's no way of forcing the engine to perform an EXACT character match, i.e. one that matches punctuation and case. And don't get me started on Google's assumption that I MUST have wanted different search criteria than I entered, forcing me to click again to search for what I damned-well entered in the first place. Google really needs to get the basics right, instead of working hard to make results even less useful than they already are.

    I used to say of Microsoft "They always just know what I want, and they're almost always wrong". Lately, I've started saying the same thing about Google.

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  87. Wrong premises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to the article, the index is based on studies about what language teachers believe about a text, not how well actual readers understand a text.

    I don't know much about English readability tests. But LIX is a time honoured readability test developed for Swedish, that work fairly well for English (the ratio just have to be interpreted a little different(*)). [Look at the Swedish or Danish Wikipedia article for how to interpret the index when used with both those languages]. It is based on extensive statistical data about how well actual readers of different age and background understand a wide range of (Swedish) texts on different topics. I don't think its accuracy is as well proven for English as it is for Swedish, but I do know that there has at least been some studies that show that it work surprisingly well for English too. Despite its simplicity, the only bad thing about LIX is that it can be fooled by a malicious writer that know how LIX work.

    (*) E.g: Unlike Swedish writers, English writers don't normally use sentences that span several pages. As the English language is unsuitable for long sentences (**) and English readers are less used to read long sentences, the weight of long sentences have to be interpreted different.
    (**) You can't rearrange the sentence flow as flexible as in Swedish, which means that readers have to keep a lot more information in their working memory and each piece of information for a more extended time period when reading a long (well written) English sentence, then a reader that read a long (well written) Swedish sentence. Modern Swedish is fairly similar in structure and flexibility to the English used when Shakespeare was alive.
    These two side-notes would have been only one sentence in Swedish (two sentences if this one is included), about 1/3 in size, although I'm pretty sure a native English writer could have made these notes shorter (as well as easier to read).

  88. So it's true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PORN really does make you go blind.