Slashdot Mirror


Convicted Terrorist Relied On Single-Letter Cipher

Hugh Pickens writes "The Register reports that the majority of the communications between convicted terrorist Rajib Karim and Bangladeshi Islamic activists were encrypted with a system which used Excel transposition tables which they invented themselves. It used a single-letter substitution cipher invented by the ancient Greeks that had been used and described by Julius Caesar in 55BC. Despite urging by the Yemen-based al Qaida leader Anwar Al Anlaki, Karim rejected the use of a sophisticated code program called 'Mujhaddin Secrets' which implements all the AES candidate cyphers, 'because "kaffirs," or non-believers, know about it so it must be less secure.'"

254 comments

  1. More spreadsheet abuse by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    Remember this kids: always use a proper database for your crap encryption scheme.

    1. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by somersault · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is pretty damn hilarious. Though also, probably an April Fool's joke.

      --
      which is totally what she said
    2. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by somersault · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually considering the story on The Register is from March, I'll stick with hilarious.

      --
      which is totally what she said
    3. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It seems, some of his beliefs were testable.

    4. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by azalin · · Score: 5, Funny

      In related news: "Microsoft provides Terrorists with software to plan attacks"

      Not that a piece of paper could have done the job as well (or probably better given the use of a halfway decent crypto scheme).

    5. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by WWWWolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is pretty damn hilarious. Though also, probably an April Fool's joke.

      Weirder stuff has happened. There already was some Mafia guy who got caught because he was using Caesar cipher. <predictablejoke>And then there was that one Caesar-based encryption scheme in Adobe DRM. I have problems telling these Mafia guys apart.</predictablejoke>

      Still, pretty hilarious. Even ignoring Kerckhoffs's Principle, there's still a big difference between using a cryptosystem the infidels developed, and a cryptosystem the infidels developed and then then abandoned centuries ago because they broke it and Muslim mathematicians no doubt helped cracking it. People who ignore history will only repeat it. This is also a good example of what happens when you play a high-stakes game of "I have a problem - let's throw a little bit of Excel at it to solve it once and for all".

    6. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Not only that, it's over a week old.

      This isn't news. This is olds.

      --
      Finally had enough. Come see us over at https://soylentnews.org/
    7. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Muslim mathematicians no doubt helped cracking it.

      Close. The Ceasar shift was broken before Islam even began. But the improved version known as the Vigenere cipher was broken (after being considered unbreakable for centuries) by the Arabic scientist Al-Kindi in the ninth century A.D.

    8. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      IIRC, they 'layman's historical introduction to cryptoanalysis' type overviews do often mention that more or less the earliest clearly recognizable use of frequency analysis cropped up among islamic scholars working on the problem of separating authentic Muhammad quotations from the assorted non-canon stuff that had crept in, by examining word frequency distributions across different passages...

      The guy is a moron no matter who cracked the cipher, of course, because it doesn't really matter who, just whether somebody did or not(excluding the edge cases of certain comparatively modern ciphers, that might conceivably have been cracked in private).

    9. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by Narpak · · Score: 2
    10. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by daem0n1x · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm glad terrorists are even more retarded than the government officials that try to catch them. Makes me feel a lot safer.

    11. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by JamesP · · Score: 1

      Access!?

      --
      how long until /. fixes commenting on Chrome?
    12. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its old and busted but where is the new hotness!!!!!!!

    13. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by DrXym · · Score: 4, Funny

      This and Flight Simulator. MS should be on the terrorist watch list.

    14. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well duh. You have to be pretty damn retarded to be a terrorist. I mean the pay is shit, the hours suck, the life expectancy is low. Who would want to do that? That's right: morons.

    15. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

      But the improved version known as the Vigenere cipher was broken (after being considered unbreakable for centuries) by the Arabic scientist Al-Kindi in the ninth century A.D.

      It is said that upon breaking the Vigenere cipher, Al-Kindi's first comments were, "Death to America!"

      I think that might be an apocryphal story, though.

      --
      You are welcome on my lawn.
    16. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by Cwix · · Score: 1

      If I only had a mod point for you. +1 Funny

      --
      You are entitled to your own opinions, not your own facts.
    17. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      breaking a cipher where characters just get replaced with others can be done by hand quite easily by brute forcing(even if the decoder was a very bad guesser and only had an encyclopedia to help him about which words might be even words).

      it's obvious that he thought that he was a computer guru when in fact he had only basic office computer skills and no engineering thought patterns. he didn't really think that what excel was doing was actually pretty simple. he thought his crazy excel sheet was doing some magic like enigma when it was just being much simpler than that.

      what's more, he hadn't read a single book about crypto history and had not even watched modern marvels cryptography ep. but of course reading that such stuff is already older than the muslim faith might have put a lid on his extremism and a dent to his ego. also, some people have no idea that such information isn't actually a secret in the west while there are a few places in the world where it is a "secret" and "forbidden information" if you got caught by local secret police.

      --
      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    18. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by CaptSlaq · · Score: 1

      I'm in if it involves attractive robots from the future.

    19. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 0

      we are well aware (ok, we slashdotters, we've been *told* about this) that women need tampons; but I fail to see the relevancy of this to the subject matter.

      --

      --
      "It is now safe to switch off your computer."
    20. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A separatist religion leads the believer to the separatist not-invented-here syndrome. That pattern somehow sounds familiar..

    21. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by hairyfeet · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Sadly TFA is from March and thus probably not. As someone who has hung around cops at the shop and got them to tell some of their favorite "dumbass criminal" stories this frankly doesn't surprise me, hell let me add one of my favorites the cops told me:

      This Einstein, which actually gained a little celebrity by ending up on "World's stupidest criminals" decides he is gonna rob this bank so he comes up with the cunning disguise of a bag over his head while wearing his work shirt with the company and his name in bold letters on the front. Not only that but he writes the note on a personal check he left behind at the scene! The cop I was talking to was one of the arresting officers and he had to let his partner do the talking during the arrest he said because he was too busy laughing at the criminal who was damned sure his disguise was perfect! He argued with them all the way to the station that there was NO WAY they could have seen him through the bag!

      So a terrorist group with the brains of a bag of rocks really doesn't surprise me. from talking with the cops that come in my shop one thing I've learned is that for most crimes you sure as hell don't need Colombo, because the criminals make Homer Simpson look like Stephen Hawking.

      --
      ACs don't waste your time replying, your posts are never seen by me.
    22. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Being a terrorist grunt is a sucker's game.

      Being a terrorist leader, on the other hand, is pretty much a combination of the best parts of being a cult leader and being an extreme sports enthusiast: Groupies, adulation, adrenaline, explosions, sponsors, probably more burqa-babes than you admit to in public...

    23. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      source?

    24. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by StormShaman · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wait, huh? Wikipedia says the Vigenère cipher was created in the 16th century.

    25. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by budgenator · · Score: 1

      You say that like El Reg has too much journalistic integrity to backdate an April fool's day story; reading too much BOFH tends to warp you a bit.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    26. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Ya, they probably should have encrypted messages using PowerPoint instead. I can never understand what any of those slides are about.

    27. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Nope, the first known rant by a Muslim against America was recorded by a Persian religious scholar in about 1798 or thereabouts. Citation omitted as I would have to walk to the next room.

      --
      [FUCK BETA]
    28. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're kidding, right ? It's a ridiculous claim that a muslim found out something centuries before "western" scientists ever did, without any substantiation or source. You're not seriously expecting a source I hope. Muslims claim this sort of absurdities all the time. Talking to them about this will teach you one thing : you'll never have to wait long for a violence once you start demanding realism.

      The De Viginere cipher was discovered in the 16th century. It was, obviously, not cracked in the 9th. Worse than that, al Kindi never did any math at all, and his attempts to bring a tiny bit of reason into islam ended with his execution by religious "fatwa". Whatever little discoveries he made, we only know about them because Christian monks recorded them, muslims burned his books *and* the author, after beheading him, after torturing him. What this means, other than that even a tiny amount of reason is considered an enemy of islam worthy of execution is beyond anyone who has studied even a little bit of history.

      The fantasy :
      muslims "knew about interstellar galactic material in the 6th century"

      The reality of idiocies defended by muslim scolars, TODAY :
      muhammad and allah claim the sun sets in a muddy pool
      Oh, and, btw, there is exactly 1 reason children are disfigured and die from polio (Obviously the disease is going to spread again in 5 years or so. I guess allah must really hate babies)
      (needless to say the sun sets over the horizon. It obviously does not contact anything, nor does it appear to touch anything consistently)
      (and to get into historical relations between islam and science : read up on, say, the colossus, or the library of alexandria, or look up just what the center of knowledge and richess in the ancient world was, before muslims brought their genocides and wars. Look up statistics like that a single city like Luxemburg has more cultural output than ALL muslim nations COMBINED. How small countries yearly output in books is easily 10 times the cumulative muslim cultural output of all time. I mean you cannot imagine just how bad islam fucked up. The region, the people, the disgusting wars, executions and the total absense of any culture worth mentioning)

      I guess it doesn't take much to make idiots happy. Feel free to choose what you believe. However, may I point out I have one BIG problem with this piss-poor disgusting excuse for a religion. I don't mind any religion, really. I'm an atheist myself, and feel free to choose what to believe. However, I have a problem with muslims : the killings, the death, the disgusting executions, and the everlasting destruction of people and minds islam brings wherever it goes. You don't get to kill. Not with allah's permission. Not for racist reasons. No gendercide. Not for political reasons (just look at the frontpage of tomorrow's news). Not for religious reasons. The only thing muslims excel in, is genocide and massacres.

      There is not a SINGLE muslim country that has managed to hold on to the level of technology that it had in the year 700 A.D. under islam. Not a single one. That's the sad reality. Christians split the atom, discovered the technology to keep 6 billion humans alive on this planet, and put a man on the moon, in cooperation with Jews and Atheists. That's reality.

      This sick disease of a religion should be burned off the earth. Yes, you heard me. We should just end it, because the more delays, the more people wil

    29. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I kinda wonder why these morons believe any of the bullshit at all. I mean, my 4 year old kid knows better. And behaves better.

    30. Re:More spreadsheet abuse by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Citation omitted as I would have to walk to the next room.

      You mean you're not already sitting in the bat-cave?

      Why would you ever leave?

      --
      You are welcome on my lawn.
  2. Terrorists are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    News at 11!

  3. Thanks for reminding me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I have been meaning to get around to watching Four Lions for a while.

    1. Re:Thanks for reminding me by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Rubber dingy rapids

      --
      Wanna buy a shirt?
      https://www.redbubble.com/people/stealthfinger/shop?asc=u
  4. Real story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Required check for any story posted on this date. This one *isn't* an april fools joke - original story is dated March 22 (so not just legit, but a little late too...)

  5. which proves once again by brezel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    that extremists are usually complete idiots.

    1. Re:which proves once again by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Nearly. It proves once again that the extremists who are complete idiots usually make the news more often for things such as using cesar ciphers and not accounting for DST when setting the detonation time on their bombs.

    2. Re:which proves once again by Dr.Syshalt · · Score: 1

      Or just proves that Slashdot readers still don't check calendars :)

    3. Re:which proves once again by TheP4st · · Score: 2

      Or proves that /. readers don't read the article which were published on 22nd March. ;-)

      --
      "I have downloaded hundreds and hundreds of records, why would I care if somebody downloads ours?" Robin Pecknold
    4. Re:which proves once again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or proves that /. readers don't read the article which were published on 22nd March. ;-)

      Or proves that if yo had read the replies you would have seen someone mentioned that several posts before you.

    5. Re:which proves once again by EdZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The ones holding the pointy end of the stick, yes. They're generally a bit lacking in cognitive faculties. Unfortunately, the ones handing out the sticks are often pretty clever, and rather ruthless in keeping their scam going.

    6. Re:which proves once again by matrim99 · · Score: 1
      cum hoc ergo propter hoc

      Just because some of the terrorist-minded extremists who got caught were idiots doesn't mean that the ones who haven't been caught are idiots as well.

      Having said that, I really wish that you were correct.

      --
      Right. No, your other right. No, the other other right.
  6. He was considerate to the tax payer by nzac · · Score: 3, Funny

    I would say that once his emails are being read he's screwed. Either he has AES encrypted files which take a lot of expensive equipment to decrypt (and fail to do so in a reasonable time) resulting in lots of surveillance to catch most of the people involved or he forces some poor graduate to use excel and give away the rest of the 'cell'.
    I don’t think once your emails are being intercepted you have much hope of carrying out a terrorist attack anyway.

  7. TFA headline is epic troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "BA jihadist relied on Jesus-era encryption"

    hahahahahahaha "Jesus-era" hahahahahaha

  8. Two types of cryptography by Karellen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    According to Bruce Schneier, there are two types of cryptography - that which will keep secrets safe from your little sister, and that which will keep secrets safe from your government.

    I don't think this counts as either.

    Fail.

    --
    Why doesn't the gene pool have a life guard?
    1. Re:Two types of cryptography by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      The problem, of course, is that even people who are quite good(and this guy obviously wasn't) have the nasty habit of coming up with ciphers that they cannot attack and mistaking them for secure ones...

    2. Re:Two types of cryptography by mlush · · Score: 1

      The problem, of course, is that even people who are quite good(and this guy obviously wasn't) have the nasty habit of coming up with ciphers that they cannot attack and mistaking them for secure ones...

      And Boys and Girls this is why you don't use a crypto system that has not published the full details as to how it works!-)

    3. Re:Two types of cryptography by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Crypto is only as secure as the guy with the key.

      --
      Finally had enough. Come see us over at https://soylentnews.org/
    4. Re:Two types of cryptography by meerling · · Score: 1

      We played with the alphabet shift 'secret' messages in second grade, the teachers taught it to us.

      By the time I was in high school I'd invented an ugly bit manipulation that had almost certainly been created and thrown away by real cryptologists and cypherpunks decades ago. But it was fun for messing with my friends, none of whom were the previously mentioned cypherpunks or cryptologists.

      These days I'd use one made by an expert rather than my weak attempts. Anything that'll take a server farm more than a week to decode is strong enough. I don't have anything to hide, I just don't like people sneaking peeks at my undies, so I want it to be a lot more inconvenient for them than for me.

      I can imagine some spook having spent a week or more decoding an encrypted file I was carrying around, then suddenly pounding his head on the keyboard in frustration as he reads the results of decryption, some poorly written short story I'm too disappointed in to show to anyone, but too invested to just throw it away. Or maybe it just contains the password for the encryption and a reminder to not forget it...

    5. Re:Two types of cryptography by zippthorne · · Score: 4, Funny

      in this case, it wasn't even that secure...

      He chose a cipher that millions of people crack every day on their way to work, before moving on the the more difficult crossword puzzle....

      --
      Can you be Even More Awesome?!
    6. Re:Two types of cryptography by namgge · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There are two types of cyptography: one that allows the Government to use brute force to break the code, and one that requires the Government to use brute force to break you.

    7. Re:Two types of cryptography by anakha · · Score: 1

      Obligatory XKCD reference - http://xkcd.com/538/

    8. Re:Two types of cryptography by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I read it as a shifting of the letters, not a complete scramble.

      This would make it simpler.

      --
      Wow, sent an e-mail as suggested when clicking on "use classic" banner, and got a fast response that addressed my msg
    9. Re:Two types of cryptography by elucido · · Score: 1

      Crypto is only as secure as the guy with the key.

      Which means crypto is never completely secure unless the key is located between two top secret underground bunkers and only the President and his counterpart have access to it.

      And even then it might not be completely secure.

    10. Re:Two types of cryptography by pete_norm · · Score: 1

      In this case, the full details of how it works have been known and published for a long time. Still not a good scheme though...

    11. Re:Two types of cryptography by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      According to Bruce Schneier, there are two types of cryptography - that which will keep secrets safe from your little sister, and that which will keep secrets safe from your government.

      What if your little sister works for the government?

      --
      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
    12. Re:Two types of cryptography by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More importantly, A good cryptographic algorithm keeps the secret even when the codebreaker can see the whole source code, but not the keys. Bruce Schneier opines this in Applied Cryptography. The Substitution Cipher fails this test immediately, since the source code is the substitution table, with no case-by-case keys.

    13. Re:Two types of cryptography by anyGould · · Score: 1

      My, these Americans have a most devious encryption... so secure that they send their messages in public! Flunky! Create me one of these... Cryptograms... mua ha ha...

    14. Re:Two types of cryptography by anyGould · · Score: 1

      What if your little sister works for the government?

      Then you, my friend, are very screwed.

    15. Re:Two types of cryptography by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm more worried about my Big Brother. Oh wait...

    16. Re:Two types of cryptography by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      In this case, substitution table is the key, it can exist completely outside the code. Substitution cipher is bad because it can be easily broken by analysis of the message, not because of any peculiarity of implementation.

      --
      Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
  9. must be less secure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Security through obscurity at its finest.

  10. mpm by neokushan · · Score: 1

    ib ib, zpv dbo'u sfbe uijt!

    --
    +1 IDisagreeSoHeMustBeATrollOrAnAstroturferOrAShill
    1. Re:mpm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      zpv(sf!epjoh!ju!xspoh"

    2. Re:mpm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes i can!

    3. Re:mpm by hldn · · Score: 1

      uibu't xibu zpv uijol gsjfoe.

      mpwf zb,
      v.t. hpwfsonfou

      --
      http://www.accountkiller.com/removal-requested
    4. Re:mpm by troon · · Score: 1

      Xibu jt nptu tvsqsjtjoh jt uibu J dbo, boe xsjuf b sfqmz jo nz ifbe!

      --
      Ydco co ,df C erb-y go. a Ekrpat t.fxrapev
    5. Re:mpm by neokushan · · Score: 1

      pi opft!

      --
      +1 IDisagreeSoHeMustBeATrollOrAnAstroturferOrAShill
    6. Re:mpm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rirelbar xabjf EBG13 vf guvegrra gvzrf zber frpher guna n zrer 1 yrggre fhofgvghgvba.

    7. Re:mpm by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

      Frobnitz! Frobnosia! Prob Fset Cond! Zmemqb Intbl Foo!

    8. Re:mpm by AffidavitDonda · · Score: 1

      erad ot kaerb siht ythgim rehpyc ytrid tsilairepmi

    9. Re:mpm by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      erad ot kaerb siht ythgim rehpyc ytrid tsilairepmi

      I actually had a spot of trouble with that one, since I used to make a game out of reading and writing "mirror-text", so I instinctively started by reading the entire sentence from right to left. Then I thought you were using a jumbled word order to make it more difficult, started reordering the words, and finally realized I'd just read it backwards.

      --
      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
    10. Re:mpm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Xibu jt npsf jnqsfttjwf jt uibu J vtfe b qsphsbn J xspuf jo bttfncmz mbohvbhf up efdpef zpvs nfttbhf boe xsjuf nz sfqmz! (Psjhjobmmz joufoefe up cf bo SPU-13 dpowfsufs cvu joufoujpobmmz xsjuufo up cf fbtjmz npejgjfe gps boz ovncfs pg spubujpot. Bttfncmf boe svo xjui efcvh.fyf.)

      debug.exe
      a
          mov ax,cs
          mov ds,ax
          mov es,ax
          mov ah,08
          int 21
          cmp al,1b ;check for esc pressed
          jz 0146
          cmp al,1a ;check for ^z
          jz 0146
          cmp al,41 ;A
          jb 0136
          cmp al,7a ;z
          ja 0136
          cmp al,5a ;Z
          jbe 0122
          cmp al,61 ;a
          jb 0136
          mov dl,al
          and al,1f
          and dl,e0
          add al,1 ;add 1 (uncomment for encode)
        ; add al,19 ;add 25 (uncomment for decode)
          add dl,al
          cmp al,1a
          jbe 0138
          sub dl,1a
          jmp 0138
          mov dl,al
          mov ah,02
          int 21
          cmp al,0d
          jnz 0106
          mov dl,0a
          int 21
          jmp 0106
          mov ah,03
          xor bh,bh
          int 10 ;get cursor position
          mov ah,08
          int 10 ;preserve character under cursor
          mov ah,02
          mov bl,al
          mov cx,dx
          mov dl,1a
          int 21 ;send ^z
          mov dx,cx
          int 10 ;restore cursor position
          mov ah,0a
          mov al,bl
          mov cx,1
          int 10 ;restore character under cursor
          mov ax,4c01
          int 21

      g

  11. Rubber dinghy rapids! by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 1

    No lines!

    --
    September 2011: Looking for Cocoa/iOS work in Boston area Cocoa Programmer Quincy, MA
  12. Silly terrorists... by the_raptor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... everyone knows you don't roll your own crypto.

    I guess this is further support for the theory that the ignorant have too much confidence in what they think they know.

    --

    ========
    CINC, 4th Penguin Legion
    1. Re:Silly terrorists... by trifish · · Score: 2

      Shhh. Terrorists should actually keep rolling their own crypto. Many innocent lives will be saved. ;-)

    2. Re:Silly terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>... everyone knows you don't roll your own crypto.

      Idiot codes, the most secure form of encrypted communication, are only secure if you roll them yourself...

    3. Re:Silly terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comment applies to the US government as well seeing as we've been at war in Iraq and Afghanistan for over 8 years now. The US government has been "ignorant" and has "too much confidence in what they think they know".

    4. Re:Silly terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No Bothans had to die to bring us this information.

    5. Re:Silly terrorists... by the_raptor · · Score: 1

      Well just go out and start killing Bothans.

      I'll tell you when to stop.

      --

      ========
      CINC, 4th Penguin Legion
    6. Re:Silly terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, who are the ignorant?

    7. Re:Silly terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you think

  13. Finally a good one! by PingXao · · Score: 1

    I dread coming to slashdot every year on this date. For several years it was cringe-worthy so the last couple I made it a point to not even bother. Glad I decided to have a look this morning! Always good to start the day with a LOL.

    1. Re:Finally a good one! by iDuck · · Score: 2

      The biggest lol is that it's true.. (see date of original article)

  14. Actual text of encrypted message - try to crack it by paiute · · Score: 1

    Etsay emthay upway ethay ombbay, Abdulway. Ethay amelcay iesflay atway idnightmay.

    --
    If Slashdot were chemistry it would look like this:Cadaverine
  15. Yemen-based al Qaida leader.. is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "No, dude, seriously. The non-believers know about that one two."
    Problem solved.

    In this case it works out well for the good-guys, but failure to talk someone else's language is a problem you see a lot in I.T.

    Is the person's concern irrelevant? Maybe.
    Does the person's irrelevant concern apply equally to their broken system? Maybe.

    1. Re:Yemen-based al Qaida leader.. is stupid by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      whoops. sorry for troll mod misclick. Posting to undo.

      --
      45 5F E1 04 22 CA 29 C4 93 3F 95 05 2B 79 2A B2
  16. Re:Actual text of encrypted message - try to crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NSA dude: Eway etgay ignalsay.

  17. IT? by moco · · Score: 1

    TFA says he was an IT employee at British Airways. He was a dumb terrorist but also, a lousy IT professional, thinking that his substitution cypher was better than AES.

    As they say: even worse than an idiot, is an idiot with initiative.

    --
    moi
    1. Re:IT? by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Most IT professionals are worse than ignorant. If they were merely ignorant, they'd spend some time to learn what they don't know. The problem is not what they don't know, but what they think they do know that's just plain wrong.

      --
      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
    2. Re:IT? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      TFA says he was an IT employee at British Airways. He was a dumb terrorist but also, a lousy IT professional, thinking that his substitution cypher was better than AES.

      As they say: even worse than an idiot, is an idiot with initiative.

      Call Karim an idiot is fitting for other reasons

      Woolwich Crown Court was told that Bangladeshi Islamic activists who were in touch with Karim had rejected the use of common modern systems such as PGP or TrueCrypt in favour of a system which used Excel transposition tables, which they had invented themselves.

      than his choice of security tools.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
  18. Is this a bot test? by Adayse · · Score: 1

    Imagine that a significant percentage of ./ is sock-puppets and bots. It's possible.. Posting an otherwise reasonable comment today, or yesterday is a fair indication of your true nature and a bug in your code.

    1. Re:Is this a bot test? by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Imagine that a significant percentage of ./ is sock-puppets and bots. It's possible.. Posting an otherwise reasonable comment today, or yesterday is a fair indication of your true nature and a bug in your code.

      I was replaced by a small shell script years ago...

      --
      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
  19. Kaffirs know about AES so it must be less secure. by rhook · · Score: 1

    I wonder if anyone informed him that 256-bit AES has about the same number of possible combinations as there are atoms in the universe? Although he probably would have used a password that you could crack with a dictionary attack. These people truly are stuck in ancient times.

  20. Re:ROT 13 - Rotational 13 by rhook · · Score: 1

    You are off your rocker. For one thing the Red Crescent is the Islamic version of the Red Cross.

  21. Invented by Jews. by antifoidulus · · Score: 0

    Many encryption algorithms/protocols were invented by Jews, which obviously would be an anathema to the jihadists.

    1. Re:Invented by Jews. by rhook · · Score: 3, Funny

      We should rename encryption "bacon", then they'd never use it.

    2. Re:Invented by Jews. by omglolbah · · Score: 1

      Mmmm, bacon!

    3. Re:Invented by Jews. by SpiralSpirit · · Score: 2

      obviously you don't understand jews. We'd still us it, we'd just feel guilty. Our mothers would bring it up everytime we saw them.

    4. Re:Invented by Jews. by SpiralSpirit · · Score: 1

      *use

    5. Re:Invented by Jews. by PRMan · · Score: 1

      OK, this was funny. But I think he was saying that Muslim terrorists wouldn't use it if it were called Bacon.

      --
      Peter predicted that you would "deliberately forget" creation 2000 years ago...
    6. Re:Invented by Jews. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But equally bacon-abhorring Jews would?

    7. Re:Invented by Jews. by sorak · · Score: 1

      obviously you don't understand jews. We'd still us it

      You'd try to haggle with it?

    8. Re:Invented by Jews. by rhook · · Score: 1

      Woosh!

  22. Idiots by Poorcku · · Score: 1

    How about using a one-time pad. It is unbreakable (in a theoretical setting, of course). But better than 40BC tech.

    --
    I take my children to see Madonna(..), but I never for once ever thought I was in the same business.Chris Rea.
    1. Re:Idiots by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 2

      Because if terrorists had a reliable key distribution network, they'd already be an army, not a loosely organized criminal band with minimal transportation infrastructure? One time pads are only as good as your distribution system. And the moment you run out of key bits and reuse them, your system is broken.

      --
      $_ = "wftedskaebjgdpjgidbsmnjgcdwatb"; tr/a-z/oh, turtleneck Phrase Jar!/; print
    2. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you don't even need to meet exchange the OTP. All you need is to agree on a common source of the OTP which can be a news site or an international newspaper... "Use the article on 3rd page as the OTP".

    3. Re:Idiots by mlush · · Score: 1

      Because if terrorists had a reliable key distribution network, they'd already be an army, not a loosely organized criminal band with minimal transportation infrastructure? One time pads are only as good as your distribution system. And the moment you run out of key bits and reuse them, your system is broken.

      Could a book code be used?

    4. Re:Idiots by LordNacho · · Score: 1

      Because if terrorists had a reliable key distribution network, they'd already be an army, not a loosely organized criminal band with minimal transportation infrastructure? One time pads are only as good as your distribution system. And the moment you run out of key bits and reuse them, your system is broken.

      Could a book code be used?

      Gee, I wonder which book they'd use...

    5. Re:Idiots by jecblackpepper · · Score: 1

      Of course then it isn't really a one time pad, it is a book code.

      If someone else can get access to your OTP then it loses it's security. For OTP there should be precisely two instances. One used to encrypt and one used to decrypt.

    6. Re:Idiots by mlush · · Score: 1

      Could a book code be used?

      Gee, I wonder which book they'd use...

      Speaking off the cuff (and joking apart), I'd go for Harry Potter, the big problem with a bookcode is getting the same edition in different parts of the world. HP is ubiquitous enough to make this possible and sad enough to make it a plausible part of a terrorist possessions.

    7. Re:Idiots by elucido · · Score: 1

      Because if terrorists had a reliable key distribution network, they'd already be an army, not a loosely organized criminal band with minimal transportation infrastructure? One time pads are only as good as your distribution system. And the moment you run out of key bits and reuse them, your system is broken.

      Could a book code be used?

      Which is why the governments want to know what books everyone reads. The book code would not work.
      Generally speaking no encryption is 100% secure from the US government and the world has to accept that encryption is limited, just like guns are limited. They might protect you against civilians but they wont protect you against the military.

    8. Re:Idiots by Vegemeister · · Score: 1

      Harry Potter is published in localized versions. You'd have to use something that would be the same no matter where you bought it.

    9. Re:Idiots by mlush · · Score: 1

      I was in Japan a few years back and in need of some English language books to keep my boy happy... About the only books I could get were Harry Potter and His Dark Materials. Both were the UK editions

    10. Re:Idiots by pclminion · · Score: 1

      I've never understood what the problem is with OTP distribution. It's expensive, but doable. A 3 TB drive of random bits is enough for a hell of a lot of communication, so long as you aren't using gobs of video or audio. In reality you need two such drives with the same random bits, one for each end of the communication channel. The expense isn't in buying the drives, but exchanging them securely. Pretty much, one guy has to fly over and physically bring one of the drives back with him. So for the price of a round-trip plane ticket and two 3 TB drives, you can do OTP for quite a long while.

      It isn't hard to imagine how to organize a star topology network based on OTP. The hubs of the network will go through pad data at a faster rate than the leaves, but hey... it's all doable.

    11. Re:Idiots by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      How about using a one-time pad. It is unbreakable (in a theoretical setting, of course).

      A one-time pad is only as strong as the total number of possible "times" in your pad. You could make a pretty big one-time pad of nothing but alphabet replacement cyphers, but that wouldn't make the cypher any stronger.

      There are 26! (about 4.03x10^26) possible alphabet replacement cyphers, but you can attack any one of them with a dictionary...

    12. Re:Idiots by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      How about using a one-time pad. It is unbreakable (in a theoretical setting, of course). But better than 40BC tech.

      Venona was broken because the one time pad was reused.

      --

      No spin version of ROT13 used here.

    13. Re:Idiots by compro01 · · Score: 1

      About the only books I could get were Harry Potter and His Dark Materials. Both were the UK editions

      Did anyone else read that sentence and wonder when they came out with an 8th book?

      Need more coffee.

      --
      upon the advice of my lawyer, i have no sig at this time
  23. I have head of by dicobalt · · Score: 1

    security through obscurity but never security through religion. Or wait, no, nm yea I have.

  24. was it a good idea to publish this? by hcdejong · · Score: 1

    Usually, transparency is a good thing. In this case though, wouldn't the smart play have been to let sleeping dogs lie? Karim can't have been the only terrorist to rely on breakable encryption.

    1. Re:was it a good idea to publish this? by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1

      The Venn Diagram of terrorists who use crap encryption and those who read Slashdot has no overlap.

      --
      $_ = "wftedskaebjgdpjgidbsmnjgcdwatb"; tr/a-z/oh, turtleneck Phrase Jar!/; print
    2. Re:was it a good idea to publish this? by elucido · · Score: 1

      Usually, transparency is a good thing. In this case though, wouldn't the smart play have been to let sleeping dogs lie? Karim can't have been the only terrorist to rely on breakable encryption.

      It wont make much of a difference. No matter what code they use the code breakers have a way to break it.
      AES can be broken if the random number generator isn't random.
      The one time pad can be broken by breaking the user.

    3. Re:was it a good idea to publish this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He might have been the only one left...

  25. Guess I fell for it by nzac · · Score: 0

    Only an hour left here of the 1st. One article appears to be new news the rest make it look good.

    Though The Canterbury distro is just terrible
    http://www.opensuse.org/
    https://www.archlinux.org/
    http://www.debian.org/

    Can you imagine the holy wars at least 3 different packing systems 4 different kenels and everything from stable to sid all in one distro.

  26. He was right, just took the wrong algorithm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A slightly different application would have made this the strongest encryption ever.

  27. I had better when I was 16 by no+known+priors · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I read this story a few days ago. What strikes me is that I had invented better a encryption scheme when I was 16. See, I had read somewhere that certain letters (such as 'e') show up more times in English than other letters (such as 'x'). I also read that using frequency analysis is one way you can break single letter cipers. So, I did something that I was (was) rather proud of.

    I found out the most frequent letters, and instead instead of having single letter ciper, I replaced each one with more than one other character. So, 'e' might have been '6', 'j' and 'q', while 's' in this scheme might have been '3', 'f' and 'o' (or whatever). I was attempting to foil any frequency analysis that someone (who I don't know) might have done on my secret messages.

    Only trouble was, the first version of the program had a bug. I think it was underscore was replaced with the wrong character in the decryption phase. Once I caught that though, it was all good.

    Of course, a couple of years latter I learnt about PGP and GPG and RSA and all that good stuff. I no longer rely on home-built faulty encryption that requires both parties to have the code to decrypted the message.

    --
    Appended to the end of comments you post. The maximum is 120 characters.
    1. Re:I had better when I was 16 by SEE · · Score: 1

      I figured avoiding letter frequency wasn't secure enough; after all, you're still leaving word frequency clues. So I figured on a codebook that assigned each word in the English language a number of 64-bit integers in proportion to its frequency. (If "is" was 10,000 times more frequent than "anteport", then there would be 10,000 64-bit numbers assigned to "is" for every one assigned to "anteport".)

      Implemented it with a rather restricted dictionary, then gave it up as a lot more bother than it was worth.

    2. Re:I had better when I was 16 by tool462 · · Score: 1

      I wrote a single letter cypher when I was about 12 that instead of using a fixed letter swap (like a->x or s->[3,f,o] in your case) it would use a pseudo-random number generator sequence and shift each letter by the next number in the sequence. The decryption key was the seed value to the PRNG. Since it was just a numerical shift, it worked on binary data as well as ascii. It would just shift each 8 bit chunk by the value in the generator. The PRNG I used was a pretty crappy one, but I was pretty pleased with the concept at the time. Still has the major weakness like you mentioned where access to the code or compiled program would pretty much give away the whole thing.

    3. Re:I had better when I was 16 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      instead of having single letter ciper, I replaced each one with more than one other character. So, 'e' might have been '6', 'j' and 'q', while 's' in this scheme might have been '3', 'f' and 'o' (or whatever).

      The name for this type of code is homophonic substitution.

    4. Re:I had better when I was 16 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ghi, reminds me of a stupid cipher I invented in high school. Me and a pal made a simple game, which used some text files as input for the texts. My pal and I were leading the after-school programmer's club (hey, this is /., I can come out and say that out loud), and this was definitely the thing the youngsters would want to poke at. (This was around the time of Civilization I which used unencrypted files -- everyone I know altered them to have their own story in the beginning.)
      We too figured a straightforward caesarean cipher would be broken by the kids. (even though neither of us knew about frequency analysis) Our tweak? We added a sine component. Something like enc(x) = x + 19 + int(17*sin(offset-of-x))
      I realised it was still pathetic, but it was good enough in the end to keep the kids out.
      Now that I do know a tiny bit about cryptography and cryptanalysis, I shudder even more how pathetic this is.

    5. Re:I had better when I was 16 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Code breaking? It's all here folks!
      http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=david+kahn+the+codebreakers&tag=googhydr-21&index=stripbooks&hvadid=7306783908&ref=pd_sl_500dfirv55_b
      The Code Brakers by David Kahn
      George Emsden

  28. Wow by prefec2 · · Score: 1

    Is this the April-fools-day message? If not. It has been proven that terrorists can be as stupid as governments. What a relieve.

    1. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't send the message as a PDF file with black bars covering the text, though.

  29. This shows the IQ level of your average radical by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    So while they're certainly dangerous they're not the world toppling danger they're made out to be. Far more dangerous are the corrupt governments around the world with proper armies, proper weapons and very smart intelligence people.

    1. Re:This shows the IQ level of your average radical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you actually believe this story?

      The facts in the story are controlled by a gov, in a story which the gov in question has an interest.

      Why would anyone with two brain cells not question this connection?

    2. Re:This shows the IQ level of your average radical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile the US uses the TSA to defend itself against them.

      There's many a way of being an eeejit.

    3. Re:This shows the IQ level of your average radical by elucido · · Score: 1

      So while they're certainly dangerous they're not the world toppling danger they're made out to be. Far more dangerous are the corrupt governments around the world with proper armies, proper weapons and very smart intelligence people.

      Not necessarily. A cipher is not going to last forever. The cipher in the case of the terrorist would just have to be secure long enough to complete the operation. When the operation is complete the cipher could be cracked and it would not make a difference.

      So if the message is the day and time of the attack, the message only has to be secure until that day. If it's sent a week in advance then it only has to be secure for a week. There are many ciphers out there which would require more than a week to crack.

    4. Re:This shows the IQ level of your average radical by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      Well quite clearly it wasn't just for the day.

  30. Irony by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    They'd rather use a cipher created by ancient pagans than one created by a nominally Christian culture (Christianity being allegedly a protected, semi-respected religion under Sharia).

    1. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine that. Muslims are a bunch of shitballs. Who woulda guessed it?

    2. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is really ironic is that Islamic scholars invented frequency analysis in the 9th century, which easily breaks monoalphabetic substitution ciphers such as the one described...

      And even worse...Karim is described as an IT specialist, who used PGP for other tasks...

  31. Ironic given the role of Arabs in history of crypt by langelgjm · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yeah, one day in undergrad I decided I wanted to make my own polyalphabetic substitution cipher, so I sat down and basically reinvented the Vignere cipher (actually the Gronsfeld cipher, which is identical except that the key is numeric. Also FWIW I was not in a technical major).

    This story is made ironic by the fact that the Arabs were responsible for many historic advances in the history of pre-modern cryptography.

    --
    "Anyone who [rips a CD] is probably engaging in copyright infringement." - David O. Carson
  32. Lol. The enemy of my nation is stupid! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you believe this story, you are a fucking idiot.

    Obvious propaganda.

    Anyone interesting enough to be an actual threat is not this dumb. And if the gov had been scaring you about idiots like this before? Maybe you should not listen to the gov so much...

  33. the real reason they rejected sophisticated softwr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is that the guy who suggested it was 'Anlaki'

  34. There is no cure for stupidity.... by macson_g · · Score: 1

    There is no cure for stupidity....

    1. Re:There is no cure for stupidity.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...other than death.

  35. Offensive word "Kaffir" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The word "Kaffir" is extremely offensive in South Africa where it was once used by whites to refer to blacks. I suggest updating the article to exclude this word to protect you from Julius Malema who vowed to bring down twitter. He might just put his sights on slashdot.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/ill-close-down-twitter-says-ridiculed-anc-youth-league-leader-2125687.html

    1. Re:Offensive word "Kaffir" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's about as offensive as the "N"-word in the USA.

      Guess what, the arab traders used it before the whites.

      So next time I want to tell Julius precisely what I think of him, I just call him a bloody non-islamite. Win-win.

      But Julius putting his sights on /. might turn out to be the longest-running April fool we might witness. Perhaps I should fire off an e-mail to alert the guy? Since I doubt that he or any of his loyal bootl.... err, followers might read here.

  36. Maths from Islam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It pretty much all went downhill for this guy once muslims taught christians about basic concepts like zero and algebra....

    Surely his history book covered this in the 'awesomeness of historical Islam' section?

    --Q

    1. Re:Maths from Islam by quarrel · · Score: 1

      Doh. Login fail :(

      --Q

    2. Re:Maths from Islam by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Zero predates Islam and Christianity.

      --
      Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
    3. Re:Maths from Islam by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Yes, in fact it was right there at the beginning...

    4. Re:Maths from Islam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. It wasn't. Zero is a human concept.

    5. Re:Maths from Islam by Tokolosh · · Score: 1

      If zero predates christianity, then why isn't there a year zero? We go straight from 1 BC to 1 AD!

      --
      Prove anything by multiplying Huge Number times Tiny Number
    6. Re:Maths from Islam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Mary didn't spend a full year in labor? There was the year before the event, and the year after the event.

    7. Re:Maths from Islam by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      If zero predates christianity, then why isn't there a year zero? We go straight from 1 BC to 1 AD!

      Bizarrely, when people number things they're counting, they usually number the first item "one", the second item "two", etc. Take five apples and put them in a box, remembering the order you put them in. Now, point to the first apple. Point to the fifth apple. And now, point to apple zero. What do you mean there's no apple zero? Uh huh...

      --
      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
    8. Re:Maths from Islam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, obviously you're not counting properly

      ________
      | . . . . . . .|
      | 0 1 2 3 4|
      |________|
      now what mr. smartypants?? :P

  37. Some old ciphers can be pretty secure, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some old ciphers can be pretty secure, but for the fact their key space means a computer (and not even a powerful one, your mobile phone is more than a match for colossus these days) can brute force them in a matter of seconds. But in Vietnam POW camps they used a playfair modification called tap code to communicate in the camp without the camp guards ever cracking it, and the security of that is nil, even if they keyed the grids, it only takes a bit of pairwise frequency analysis to solve.

    1. Re:Some old ciphers can be pretty secure, but... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      If your message is easily confused with noise then it might be fairly safe.

  38. Re:Ironic given the role of Arabs in history of cr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also FWIW I was not in a technical major

    This story is made ironic by the fact that the Arabs were responsible for many historic advances in the history of pre-modern cryptography.

    I guess you weren't in a geography major either, since calling a Bangladeshi Arab is... weird.

  39. Re:Actual text of encrypted message - try to crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Abdul to NSA dude: ouyay avehay onay hancecay otay urvivesay. akemay ouryay imetay!

  40. Re:Ironic given the role of Arabs in history of cr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Arabs weren't. These advances were done by the people conquered by the Arabs. It's an easy mistake to do, but a mistake nonetheless; being invaded by the arabs is actually one of the worst thing that could happen to your country in terms of scientific advance.

  41. unconvicted holycost terrorists control all media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wholly owned by the chosen ones murderous media mogality; the bad history channel? bill nye? the depopulation channel includead. eugenics today channel? the tax/kill the poor channel? fake news world wide channels? 1800 god channels? etc.. we must focus, on the images? single digit? that's how many we're supposed to have?

  42. Infinite regress by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    So how do you encrypt your "common source" message. Ooops...

    In John Le Carré's A Perfect Spy the Soviet agent gives his British mole recruit a copy of Grimmelshausen's Simplicissimus before he even recruits him. This becomes a limitation because sigint eventually reveals that the communication with the mole has to be based on a single one time cipher. (Le Carré is in a position to know about this stuff.)

    --
    From scarped cliff or quarried stone she cries "A thousand types are gone, I care for nothing, no not one."
  43. Thank God by ledow · · Score: 1

    Thank God most terrorists / criminals are this dumb. Otherwise we'd probably all be dead.

    If you *want* to talk secretly, describing messages that will end up with you in jail if they are discovered, use something a bit better than a schoolboy cipher. Seriously, I was doing better than that when I was 11/12 and programming.

    When I have idle moments, I try to "counter-think" terrorists in order to see what I would do if I were one. Almost all of the things I come up with are less risk, more impact, cheaper and easier than the things that are reported in the news. Thankfully, it seems that terrorists, on average, consist mainly of dumb people who can't do that.

    It's like the criminals who break into banks and don't covre their faces. Catching them is actually less fun than letting them do the crime and seeing how they try to get away with it.

    1. Re:Thank God by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Thank God most terrorists / criminals are this dumb. Otherwise we'd probably all be dead.

      Unlikely. I know it's impolitic to say so, but if all terrorists were 100% successful in all their plans, a lot more people would die, but the odds you would be one of them would be vanishingly small, and it would not make a significant dent in the world population. I tend to worry about things like car accidents, street crime, and slipping on a wet surface in the bathroom: just three of the many things that kill several orders of magnitude more people every year than terrorism.

      --
      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
  44. Just goes to show... by ZDRuX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This just goes to show how the whole Patriot Act has nothing to do with catching terrorists. They can barely communicate effectively, most of them just set their underwear on fire, and the rest live in far off lands, yet the nanny state is always local, ever present, and ever watchful... give me a break!

    --
    The magical number is: 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
    1. Re:Just goes to show... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nanny state???? daddy state you mean.... The one that keeps on putting a boot in your face on and on, for eternity..

      And you are part of it, lousy tea maggot...

    2. Re:Just goes to show... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can, however, effectively fly planes in to buildings, in addition to setting their underwear on fire it seems.

    3. Re:Just goes to show... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If an agency had a secret decryption method, the court isn't going to hear about it. This why only stories like this one make it to the press.

    4. Re:Just goes to show... by Tokolosh · · Score: 1

      It goes to show that an open society, tolerant of diversity and dissent, will always be superior to a closed society (in the long run). Unfortunately, the powers-that-be in the USA are working to move us from the former to the latter.

      --
      Prove anything by multiplying Huge Number times Tiny Number
    5. Re:Just goes to show... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't read anywhere in TFA that all terrorists were such morons...

    6. Re:Just goes to show... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy lives in the UK and works for British Airways. He can blow up his flat & all the rest when he fails to make a stable bomb. So, yes, stupid people are still dangerous.

  45. Excel for Terrorists? by richie2000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I always thought the Excel menu option "terrorist cell" was a bit suspect.

    --
    Money for nothing, pix for free
  46. Kaffir != non believers. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1, Informative

    Infidels are the non believers, usually restricted to the Jews and Christians because they are the people of the Book, but they just don't accept Mohammad. Kaffirs are more like pagans, heathens, idolators. Then there are najis, the dirty. Then there are apostates. The ranking is muslim > infidels > kaffirs > najis > apostates.

    --
    sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
    1. Re:Kaffir != non believers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In any case, it's just another example of Muslim extremism.

    2. Re:Kaffir != non believers. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Insightful
      First principle in any war is "know thy enemy". One must understand the terminology they use and try to understand their world view. That does not mean we agree with them. Often times most effective counterattacks would come from talking their language and their imagery.

      One of my pet peeves, for example. Saudi Arabia does not permit women to drive. Saudi Arabian government has a deficit and it has external debt. Yes it is true. It is so incomprehensible. The oil wealth of Saudi Arabia does not belong to the people of Saudi Arabia. It is considered to be personal wealth of King Saud, and his descendants, about 5000 sheiks and their families. All the rest get some kind of government dole, but pittance compared to what the sheiks are raking in. They have imported some 500,000 drivers from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh and Phillipines (that is in addition to 1.5 million domestic servants).

      You can talk till you are hoarse about why women should be allowed to drive their cars, based on principles of equality, or economic implications. You will not make any progress. You cant reach them. They would shut you out.

      But, if you knew that Mohammad has ordered all Muslim women to be able to ride horses and camels, you could argue that not allowing women to drive cars contradicts the Hadith, so it is un Islamic. Not that you are going to win. They will come back some argument or another. But they won't be able to shut you out. You will enable a few women there to make similar argument, and who knows, ten years from now, they might relax it a little bit and allow women to drive their sick children to hospitals.

      --
      sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
    3. Re:Kaffir != non believers. by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Minor correction: "najis" is a singular term, not a plural, so you should say "is najis". Actually, that's not quite true; you can say "najis are...", since it's really singular and plural. But in particular, it is NOT the plural of "naji", which is a common and honorable name.

      Somebody becomes najis by coming into contact with an unclean thing, such as a pig or alcohol, or a person who is najis.

    4. Re:Kaffir != non believers. by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Somebody becomes najis by coming into contact with an unclean thing, such as a pig or alcohol, or a person who is najis.

      Does that only count for the faithful, or do infidels (like Christians) or kafirs (like myself) become najis if we eat bacon and drink alcohol, even though we lack any proscription against it within our own faiths? I've heard that, although muslims don't approve of it per se, they're at least "okay" with knowing we're doing it, even doing it in their own country, as long as we're not blatantly doing it in front of them.

      --
      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
    5. Re:Kaffir != non believers. by jfengel · · Score: 1

      The body of the kafir is itself najis, just because of the state of non-belief, so the kafir is not further defiled by touching najis.

      But the kafir can be dealt with, especially the People of the Book (Jews and Christians). It's distasteful, and you may have to purify yourself afterwards. You don't have to destroy it, any more than you have to destroy urine or blood. You just avoid touching it, and purify yourself when you do.

      Muslims in a state of najis are expected to know better, and can be shunned or admonished, so that he may go and be purified without further corrupting others.

  47. Chuck Norris had this story by wiredog · · Score: 1
  48. Re:Religious Extremist....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are religious you are on the good path to salvation. And being an asshole.... What did you guys expect? There, fixed that for ya.

  49. Why are we laughing at this? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    If we were really smart we would all agree that the encryption method used by Rajib was super sophisticated and it was due some lucky break and a happenstance it was broken. Publicly proving their cryptography is a joke and thus humiliating them would make the switch to PGP or something. It takes a wise man to let his enemies underestimate his mental powers.

    --
    sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
  50. Re:Kaffirs know about AES so it must be less secur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These people truly are stuck in ancient times.

    Just as people who measure an algorithm's strength by its keysize.

  51. Book Ciphers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Book Ciphers are the best and least likely to ever be broken. No one looks twice at a beat up paperback. Get two copies of the same edition, one for you and one for your friend,then every letter is a page-line-letter. Unless you tell an idiot what book you are using the code can never be broken. You could even use an electronic copy of a book and write a quick program to cipher and de-cipher using the text file. Shove the coded message inside of a *.jpeg you receive in some spam and then send it to about 100 people. Only your friend will hunt for the coded message and be able to decode it. This works great until someone starts cutting your fingers off with pruning shears.

  52. Re:Kaffirs know about AES so it must be less secur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And a really clever person in ancient times would give you key sizes in volume, mass, and dimensions. Bits, not so much. ;-)

  53. Ha Ha You almost got me by GoodBuddy · · Score: 1

    I didn't think about this being April Fools Day until I browsed to /..

  54. Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny enough is this guy was labelled as "computer Expert"!!! What a joke

  55. The nanny state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that stopped thi

  56. And we are supposed to believe that these... by John+Hasler · · Score: 2

    ...bumblers are so dangerous that we must give up our liberty in order to be safe from them?

    --
    Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
    1. Re:And we are supposed to believe that these... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, sadly, and worse, many do.

    2. Re:And we are supposed to believe that these... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, from now on your spreadsheet software (yes also the OO.o variant) will be removed from your laptop at the airport.

    3. Re:And we are supposed to believe that these... by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      the only thing as dangerous as false alarmism is a false sense of complacency. i'm not sure why you believe a bunch of religious nuts determined to kill you isn't a problem, just because they are low iq. that they are morons changes HOW you worry about them, yes, but it doesn't mean you stop worrying about them. a horde of low iq idiots committed to mass murder is still a problem

      --
      intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    4. Re:And we are supposed to believe that these... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think he suggested they're not dangerous at all, just that they're not so dangerous that we have to destroy America in order to save it.

      If the terrorists were utterly fucking brilliant and pretty much assured victory, then we wouldn't have much to lose and it might make sense to desperately hold guns to our own heads and threaten the terrorists with "don't come any closer or else we'll kill the hostage." Instead, the terrorists are stupid and they wear target signs on their foreheads. Why not point our guns at them instead of ourselves? Really, it just might work.

    5. Re:And we are supposed to believe that these... by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      this is an interesting example of someone who confuses analogy and reality

      --
      intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    6. Re:And we are supposed to believe that these... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...bumblers are so dangerous that we must give up our liberty in order to be safe from them?

      Sorry to blow up your straw man, but no one has ever made that claim.

  57. They also discarded a voice scrambling system by Doghouse+Riley · · Score: 3, Funny

    when it was realized that "Igpay Atinlay" might be incompatible with the Muslim prohibition of pork.

  58. Ob. 3D XKCD by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    http://xkcd.com/538/

    One of my favorite ones...

    Gitmo and Gnomeland Security you can thank for the drugs and wrenches...

  59. Extreme-missed... by MaxNomad68 · · Score: 1
    We've had the Shoe Bomber. The Underwear Bomber. And now the Alphabet Soup Bomber.

    If this level of genius keeps surfacing I think they'll crack the mysteries of Invisible Ink any day now!

    --
    Max Nomad . Bohemian Griot Publishing, LLC . http://www.bgpublishing.com
  60. not really "encryption" by v1 · · Score: 1

    That and you can't really even call it "encryption". This is a "substitution cipher" isn't it? So it's "encipherment", not "encryption"?

    Encrypted messages rely on a translation that is relative to character position in the message, such that the substitution of a given letter at one position is usually not the same as the substitution for that same letter at any other position.

    I read in the article that someone said they employed "five levels of encryption". I wonder how that compares with the effectiveness of say, 5 x rot13? ;)

    --
    I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
    1. Re:not really "encryption" by lgw · · Score: 2

      That and you can't really even call it "encryption". This is a "substitution cipher" isn't it? So it's "encipherment", not "encryption"?

      Encrypted messages rely on a translation that is relative to character position in the message, such that the substitution of a given letter at one position is usually not the same as the substitution for that same letter at any other position.

      Not true: AES will encrypt the same block the same way every time with the same key. AES is typically used in such a way that it produces the results you describe, but the block encyption is still "encryption", whether used sensibly or not.

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    2. Re:not really "encryption" by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I read in the article that someone said they employed "five levels of encryption". I wonder how that compares with the effectiveness of say, 5 x rot13?

      I strongly suspect that the cops being quoted were judging level of super-double-ultra-security-ness with roughly the same enthusiasm for self-aggrandizement generally shown in such situations. Unless the public would be immediately capable of recognizing the perp as being a candidate for 'America's Funniest Home Videos: The Blooper Reels', they are typically accorded the status of 'terrifying criminal mastermind that yours truly managed to bring to justice; but might need more expansive powers to stop in the future, cough cough'...

    3. Re:not really "encryption" by v1 · · Score: 1

      block, yes. character, no. AES in that mode is also referred to as a "block cipher" for that exact reason.

      Stream mode is a much better idea for security, but can fail to be decoded if part of the transmission is lost or corrupted. Block ciphers usually only lose the damaged blocks and a block on each end of the damage.

      --
      I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
    4. Re:not really "encryption" by JTsyo · · Score: 1

      Hmm I wonder how much longer it takes to break five layers of Caesar cipher than just one. Guessing a ratio of 1.

    5. Re:not really "encryption" by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Any serious user of AES, or any block cipher, is going to use cipher block chaining or a similar technique. Just encrypting each block separately is called "electronic code book" mode and is vulnerable to replay attacks.

      --
      xkcd is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
    6. Re:not really "encryption" by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I've used some pretty sophisticated cyphers in my career, and they always boil down to how badly you want to keep your information private compared to how badly the other guys want your information, and that is moderated by how long your private information needs to be private. Having said that a single character substitution cypher is fine for a word or two,but for much more frequency analysis is going to bite your ass. Using double characters allows you to add multiple code groups per character based on frequency and even for word spaces, so now that would be good for sentences or even paragraphs. Triple character code groups allow you to add common words as well as characters so you can increase traffic quite a bit before frequency analysis bites you.
      Now here's one thing to keep in mind, using cyphers and encryption only draws attention to your communications, and sometimes who you are talking to is as important or more so than what your saying.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    7. Re:not really "encryption" by lgw · · Score: 1

      You're not using these words in the way that everyone else is. "Block Cipher" is not a "mode",: to quote the Wikipedia article you were too lazy to click on: "In cryptography, modes of operation enable the repeated and secure use of a block cipher under a single key".

      A character-by-character substitution cyphyer is just a block cipher with a block size of one character. A playfair cipher has a block size of two characters, etc.

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    8. Re:not really "encryption" by lgw · · Score: 1

      But regardles of mode, use of AES is still called "encryption", was my point. The person I was replying to was confused about the terms. ECB and other modes are described in the link I provided.

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
  61. Re:Actual text of encrypted message - try to crack by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

    or if you're french, "pffft!"

    --

    --
    "It is now safe to switch off your computer."
  62. additionally, you define apostate by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    as another muslim who believes in a slightly modified version of islam. and that same muslim believes you to be an apostate as well. add some "my religion makes it praiseworthy to kill apostates" and you have a nice recipe for centuries of genocide. isn't religion grand?

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:additionally, you define apostate by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      as another muslim who believes in a slightly modified version of islam. and that same muslim believes you to be an apostate as well. add some "my religion makes it praiseworthy to kill apostates" and you have a nice recipe for centuries of genocide. isn't religion grand?

      Yeah, makes you really appreciate non-religious types like Stalin who understood how much better it is to kill millions for other reasons.

      Humanity is "grand". Religion is guilty of nothing more than being around to be used an excuse for doing what you wanted to do anyway. Take religion away, and human history would be just as bloody, we'd just cite different reasons for our genocidal ways. Indeed, given the number of religiously motivated pacifists, conscientious objectors, and so on in the world, it's a hard case to make that history would be less bloody without religion rather than more.

      --
      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
    2. Re:additionally, you define apostate by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      awesome: "there's no need to stand against the things that make people justify their atrocities because people suck"

      thanks for not believing in progress, asshole

      --
      intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  63. Neither are safe from your gov by elucido · · Score: 1

    If you have a secret and they can't break the code, they'll torture you until you break.

  64. Definition by Meneguzzi · · Score: 1

    What gives me solace regarding the danger posed by extremists (religious or otherwise) is that almost by definition these people are not terribly smart. If you induce yourself to believe some fairy tale about the afterlife, to the point that you are willing to kill people, you cannot be that rational. Of course the government needs to be watching out for these people (since they are dangerous), but I do not believe it takes all the powers that have been given to the government to keep track and arrest these loonies.

    --
    www.meneguzzi.eu/felipe
    1. Re:Definition by stdarg · · Score: 1

      If you induce yourself to believe some fairy tale about the afterlife, to the point that you are willing to kill people, you cannot be that rational.

      The dangers are organizations like al Qaida, the Taliban, al Shabaab, etc. They have to be fairly rational to remain organized. You may see their motivations and ultimate goals as irrational but that has nothing to do with their plans and methods. I mean the summary says an al Qaida leader was urging him to use AES, but he's probably still a religious extremist.

      Of course the government needs to be watching out for these people (since they are dangerous), but I do not believe it takes all the powers that have been given to the government to keep track and arrest these loonies.

      When you start tracking certain groups of people then you get accused of profiling.

    2. Re:Definition by Meneguzzi · · Score: 1

      Profiling is only wrong (or at very least politically incorrect) if you do it on the basis of attributes over which the profiled people have no obvious control, like ethnicity and nationality. Law enforcement agencies have a long history of psychological profiling (which is, arguably, also not under somebody's control) that has been accepted by most people as effective, though I myself have no knowledge to ascertain that indeed is effective.

      --
      www.meneguzzi.eu/felipe
  65. The problem isn't how secure the cipher is by elucido · · Score: 1

    I think in most case any cipher which prevents the adversary from cracking it within the same day is secure enough.
    It's a matter of time, not a matter of how secure the cipher is.

    If your cipher is uncrackable, or too secure, then the adversary will be guaranteed to torture you when you get captured.
    If the cipher is crackable, but takes weeks, months, or years, this might actually be better for your physical security than the unbreakable code.

    Basically the more secure the cipher, the greater the probability that you'll be tortured.

    1. Re:The problem isn't how secure the cipher is by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Only if it is innocent information stored. I suspect anything incriminating found is used as an excuse to torture and find out what was said in person.

      Many places allow torture to prevent an immenent attack, emails planning an attack would definitely be the type of thing that could be used as evidence of the pending attack.

      --
      Wow, sent an e-mail as suggested when clicking on "use classic" banner, and got a fast response that addressed my msg
    2. Re:The problem isn't how secure the cipher is by elucido · · Score: 1

      Only if it is innocent information stored. I suspect anything incriminating found is used as an excuse to torture and find out what was said in person.

      Many places allow torture to prevent an immenent attack, emails planning an attack would definitely be the type of thing that could be used as evidence of the pending attack.

      Many places? Every place, including the USA. Torture is commonly used on suspected terrorists.

      Encryption wont protect you from the fucking torture, but it will protect your message to be delivered along with your dead tortured body to your grave.

  66. But this is also why the US government tortures by elucido · · Score: 1

    The excuse being that they have to break the terrorists because they can't break the code in time to stop the attacks.

  67. Their decrypted message: by lullabud · · Score: 1

    "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"

  68. symmetric encryption is secure by elucido · · Score: 1

    generally if it's symmetric it's going to be much harder to crack and there are many different ciphers that are very hard or very time consuming to crack. AES is just one of many.

    The problem isn't the cipher. If you use AES then you'll be taken to Gitmo or some blacksite and tortured for the rest of your life until you give up the code. Or they'll take you to a psych ward, drug you, torture you, until you go insane and give up every secret.

    This could take weeks, months, years or decades, they have trained psychologists, doctors, and professional torturers who enjoy testing new drugs and techniques.

    So it's entirely pointless to try to keep secrets from the feds. The point is to keep secrets from Mallory.

    1. Re:symmetric encryption is secure by JTsyo · · Score: 1

      Seems your message should be easy to decrypt for a false message with a second layer for the true message.

    2. Re:symmetric encryption is secure by elucido · · Score: 1

      Which would result in you getting tortured for the rest of your life until you tell them what they want to hear, which is that you are a terrorist and that the more scary message is the real one.

  69. Only if they are prepared to commit suicide by elucido · · Score: 1

    Because if they use a one time pad, and get captured, they will be tortured.

    Torture is how the one time pad is broken. You drug them, psychologically destroy them, eventually they'll want the pain to stop and they'll give up the key if they have it.

  70. Precisely by elucido · · Score: 1

    Because if terrorists had a reliable key distribution network, they'd already be an army, not a loosely organized criminal band with minimal transportation infrastructure? One time pads are only as good as your distribution system. And the moment you run out of key bits and reuse them, your system is broken.

    But even if they had a key distribution, they'd have no way to protect the keys and no way to protect the brains that know the keys.

    Basically the weakness of the one time pad is the physical security of the brains that remember them, and the physical security of the keys. Because physical security is something the US government has a monopoly on, no terrorist group, gang, or mafia is going to be safe using any encryption cipher and that includes one time pads. The terrorists will be tortured brutally, psychologically and physically, one by one, until they break and give up the keys. The base which stores all the keys will be raided, the computer which generates the keys will be stolen, the fact that it's very difficult to create massive numbers of truly random numbers means that more than likely it will be pseudo-random and if the number generator is stolen so are all the keys.

    The one time pad is the most secure cipher on paper, in an academic setting, where there are laws, and rules. In war the one time pad does not work unless one has an army of sophistication and skill as the adversary, which means the one time pad is only useful for governments. It's not a cipher which would be useful for terrorists, gang members, etc.

    1. Re:Precisely by Pence128 · · Score: 1

      It's absolutely trivial to generate lots of random numbers:
      Tune a radio between stations.
      Plug it into your sound card.
      Hit record.
      Wait a few hours.
      ????
      Gigabytes of randomness.

      --
      404: sig not found.
  71. Even more evidence... by golgotha007 · · Score: 1

    ..that these people are still living in the stone age.

  72. Re: by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 0

    Why even make a contentious point as an AC with no evidence? Is it because you realize blatant racism is wrong, and you don't want or can't handle the criticism? Or do you really think you are convincing someone?

  73. Re:Religious Extremist....... by anyGould · · Score: 1
    If you are a decent person you are on the good path to salvation. And being an asshole.... What did you guys expect? There, fixed that for ya.

    (Really, never understood the logic behind "you're a wonderful person, but because you don't believe in $DIETY I must assume your afterlife will be unpleasant". Makes me wonder if "Hell" is really a beach-front resort, filled with all the nice non-Christians...)

  74. Re:ROT 13 - Rotational 13 by Grindalf · · Score: 0

    I used International Red Cross a standard prop for forced conversion to Christianity as part of a comedy anecdote, as this is an international running joke - explaining why most islamic revolutionaries started in the first place. Red Crescent would not work in this context as they are hardly likely to, by force or control of food stocks, force people to become Christians. They also have a clean record with respect to this internationally. Please re read the post and context and you will get my meaning. Thank you for taking an interest!

    --
    The purpose of existence is to make money.
  75. Re:Kaffirs know about AES so it must be less secur by matrim99 · · Score: 1

    Cubits.

    --
    Right. No, your other right. No, the other other right.
  76. Modern crypto was designed by imperialists by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    ... that's why he chose a Cæsar cipher instead.

    1. Re:Modern crypto was designed by imperialists by Dr.+Gamera · · Score: 1

      Exactly, since Julius Caesar was never crowned emperor.

  77. Job Freedom by __aanhjr1420 · · Score: 1

    > Despite urging by the Yemen-based al Qaida leader Anwar Al Anlaki, Karim rejected the use of a sophisticated code program[...]

    I don't think a guy with a job description of "blow yourself up" cares what HQ thinks.

  78. But the scientific thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    were in the Muslim world in those days ..Thus they were the "America" of the day.
    Arguably "America" no longer represents scientific thinking and independence now ...with all the
    intelligent design is science movement and God is truth etc etc !!

  79. Re:Kaffirs know about AES so it must be less secur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zing.

  80. Re:ROT 13 - Rotational 13 by Sulphur · · Score: 1

    Regarding the ROT 13 story, this was not an active subvert developed by MIA to "confuse, dismay and throw into disarray,” the Islamic Militia who were subjected to food supply control based forced Christian conversion last year by the Red Cross. Please treat this story as true as of this moment. Thank you for your time ...

    Missing In Action?

    --

    No Spin version of ROT13 used.

  81. Re:Actual text of encrypted message - try to crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would just be sad if this were an actual encrypted message they were sending. It literally took me about 10 seconds before I found the pattern and started decoding, and didn't even require any paper or notes/etc.

  82. Re:ROT 13 - Rotational 13 by Grindalf · · Score: 0

    LOL!

    --
    The purpose of existence is to make money.
  83. Wow so Caesar was not a Kafir? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess the Romans were Muslim.

  84. Einstein? You want to know about EINSTEIN?? Ok! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This Einstein, which actually gained a little celebrity by ending up on "World's stupidest criminals"" - by hairyfeet (841228) on Friday April 01, @11:28AM (#35688788)

    LMAO - Speaking of "Einstein"? Read this (concerns his relation to YOU):

    #1 - YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE DIFF. BETWEEN "static" and "dynamic" addressed adbanners, shown here (which even BestBuy techies know):

    http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2061048&cid=35681060

    AND?

    ---

    #2 - LMAO - YOU BLEW IT AGAIN, & on something ELSE even "Best Buy Techies" know, in DNS local client caches needing to be turned off in Windows with relatively "largish" HOSTS files:

    http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2061048&cid=35686054

    Yes children - this is what "ITT Tech does for you", where "Pwuffesuh HaiwyPheet" here got his "FINE education" (LOL - NOT! (You're proof, living proof, it makes you a FUCKUP))!

    OR, do the above links NOT show that much?

    EVEN Funnier still??

    ---

    #3 - You've trolled ME before in the past on HOSTS files, and made THAT same "blunder" before in the past:

    http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2061048&cid=35686474

    And, tons more... like your "math" one!

    http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2061048&cid=35667576

    From there downwards, you blew it totally, & with someone you stalk, troll, & libel in myself on HOSTS files posts, constantly!

    APK

    P.S.=> So - DO YOU STILL WANT TO KEEP STALKING, TROLLING, and yes, EVEN LIBELLING ME (as you tried here http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2061048&cid=35667932 and I shot you down cold, with facts here on that note -> http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2061048&cid=35668740 )?

    IF so, well - "it's YOUR funeral"... that's also FAR from the 1st time, & you blew it on the SAME damn points as before AND MANY MORE...

    The "infamous they" & iirc, EINSTEIN even said:

    "Repeating the same thing over & over & expecting different results is insanity" ...

    Funniest part is, in that thread above and others you called ME, 'batshit-insane' (and you're no PHD in Psych):

    "But if you weren't completely batshit insane" - by hairyfeet (841228) on Thursday March 31, @05:09AM (#35675892)

    TELL You what, when you get these items to YOUR name/credit:

    ---

    1.) PHD in Psychiatry
    2.) Years-to-decades of professional experience
    3.) A license to practice
    4.) A formal examination of myself in a profesional psychiatric environs

    ---

    Then, maybe? You'd be credible, & not libelling me like you like to do, which is against the law.

    AND?

    Keep repeating from your mistakes shown above then some more, & tell us another good one + refer to EINSTEIN above... lol! apk

    1. Re:Einstein? You want to know about EINSTEIN?? Ok! by Kagura · · Score: 1

      Take a step back and realize you're stalking some dude on the internet. Ignore his posts from now on, he won't even KNOW if you read them or not!

    2. Re:Einstein? You want to know about EINSTEIN?? Ok! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI - I've run into your unrelated rants a couple of times, now - usually with the same format as above where you quote one line and then go off on some tangent over comments in threads long dead. Now, I don't have a PhD in Psych, nor any experience in same. I have no licence to practice but based solely on your posts you're batshit insane.

  85. Re:Religious Extremist....... by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

    No, it's the other way around. Believing that the only goal of your life is to please and praise some guy called "The Lord" at any cost, means that you are a horrible person regardless of who "The Lord" is, and if he exists in the first place.

    --
    Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
  86. Re:Religious Extremist....... by anyGould · · Score: 1

    No, it's the other way around. Believing that the only goal of your life is to please and praise some guy called "The Lord" at any cost, means that you are a horrible person regardless of who "The Lord" is, and if he exists in the first place.

    Let's be fair - there are plenty of very nice people who just happen to believe in $DIETY. I don't think there's a correlation at all between belief and "goodness". The difference (if there is one) is that some people need that belief that someone is watching them, and some don't.

  87. Re:Religious Extremist....... by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

    That does not make either of them less dangerous.

    Just imagine that someone involved with nuclear weapons had a hallucination of "The Lord" asking him to play Abraham/Isaac shit on few millions of people.

    --
    Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
  88. Old Truism by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    The old truism is that anybody can make a code that they can't break themselves.

    One is also left to wonder if the old equipment that terrorists use had left him subjected to the dreaded Pentium FDIV bug? Or did he use it as a feature?

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."