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Paying Hacker Extortion

An anonymous reader writes "A friend works as CIO at a medium sized publicly traded company. The company was contacted by a hacking group and told to pay $100,000 to prevent their company from being hacked/attacked. They actually paid the extortion (told authorities after). The authorities said the company could be charged with supporting Terrorists. Seeing that most publicly known hacks are costing companies this size nearly a million dollars, Is this supporting terrorists or supporting stockholders?"

412 comments

  1. everyone loses by alphatel · · Score: 2

    Is this supporting terrorists or supporting stockholders?

    1) Neither, it could be a 12 year old with hotmail sending threatening emails.
    2) Both, it is another corporate goon protecting his stock options.
    3) None, they were paid out in Botcoins.

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    1. Re:everyone loses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are Botcoins? Something new, again?

    2. Re:everyone loses by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 0

      1) Neither, it could be a 12 year old with hotmail sending threatening emails.

      If he's threatening to commit crimes in exchange for money, that alone makes his some species of criminal or terrorist.

    3. Re:everyone loses by benjfowler · · Score: 1

      Whoosh.

    4. Re:everyone loses by bipbop · · Score: 5, Informative

      Criminal, yes. The crimes in question have absolutely nothing to do with terrorism, though.

    5. Re:everyone loses by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      For $100k they could have got an internal security person for a year, or possibly a decent external consultant. Either way, hacking in would be made a bit harder in the future (but not impossible). As it is, they've set themselves up as a future victim for the next round of extortion.

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    6. Re:everyone loses by retchdog · · Score: 1

      yes. also, he's an extortionist or a rapist-murderer.

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    7. Re:everyone loses by cgenman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or, more likely, they paid the 100,000 with the hopes that the hacker would be caught, then paid IBM 1 million dollars to secure their network.

      IBM then pays an external contractor 200,000 to do it. They pay the hacker $100,000 to do it. Hacker walks away with 200k and a springboard to legitimate work.

    8. Re:everyone loses by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 3, Funny

      Depressingly, your reading of the affair is possibly correct.

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    9. Re:everyone loses by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      That sounds a bit like how a friend of mine has to donate an equal amount to the EFF for every game he buys from Blizzard.

    10. Re:everyone loses by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Criminal, yes. The crimes in question have absolutely nothing to do with terrorism, though.

      Doesn't that depend on other facts that we don't have?

    11. Re:everyone loses by Riceballsan · · Score: 2

      It is the very definition of terrorism. Per the Webster dictionary "the systematic use of terror especially as a means of coercion". Now admitted this definition can also refer to everything from 9/11, to the school bully saying "give me your lunch money or I punch your face in".

    12. Re:everyone loses by digitig · · Score: 2

      And the response to a threat of hacking is to be terrified? Or is it merely to be concerned?

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    13. Re:everyone loses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds a bit like how a friend of mine has to donate an equal amount to the EFF for every game he buys from Blizzard.

      Eh...your friend is far more ethical than most people who are against DRM on principle, but buy games from Blizzard anyway (and don't do anything else). At least he's doing something to offset his contribution to evil.

    14. Re:everyone loses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the united states invading iraq and afghanistan would also be considered terrorism in some circles

    15. Re:everyone loses by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      Bah,

      We see this in Eve online all the time.

      - Dan.

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    16. Re:everyone loses by elastic_collision · · Score: 1

      "Now admitted this definition can also refer to everything..." This is precisely why using dictionaries for defining the context of discussion is pretty much useless.

    17. Re:everyone loses by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      yes. also, he's an extortionist or a rapist-murderer.

      It's a "hacker" so what is he raping with, his e-peen?

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    18. Re:everyone loses by houghi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, it doesn't. Even IF the money would go to Al Qaida itself, the act would have nothing to do with terrorism. It is blackmail.

      Do not confuse one crime with another. Copyright infringement is not theft. Blackmail is not terrorism.

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    19. Re:everyone loses by Noelnonymous+Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      By paying taxes, you're supporting somebody's terrorists. Cue flames.

    20. Re:everyone loses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I own IBM stock.

    21. Re:everyone loses by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 3, Informative

      Agreed. People need to stop throwing this word around willy-nilly, and get it through their heads that terrorism is a specific kind of crime: do what we demand (politically) or we'll start blowing people and things up.

      If demands aren't made (generally in advance), then it's not terrorism, even if they blow something up. If they don't blow things up (or at least really conspire to do so), then it's not terrorism... it's just attempted extortion. Terrorism is generally something that threatens many people, not just a hostage... though I supposed you could call taking a political leader hostage to be a form of terrorism.

      But the point is: broadly speaking, terrorism is a conspiracy to make political gains by means of threatening people en masse. It is pretty hard, though possible, for a single individual to qualify as an actual terrorist.

      People seem to forget that in the 60s and early 70s, the US had a great many liberal political terrorists within its borders, who committed more bombings in the early 70s, in Washington DC alone, than all the "right-wing" terrorists since, combined.

    22. Re:everyone loses by pclminion · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Quit diluting the meaning of the word "terror." Terror is fearing you might be blown into bloody pieces while standing in line at a sandwich shop. Terror is fearing your elementary school kid will die a fiery death in an exploding school bus. Terror is wondering whether the building you work in is going to be on the receiving end of a trans-continental jet liner moving 500 MPH. These things are terrifying.

      We already have words for the sort of thing the article is talking about: extortion, blackmail, etc.

    23. Re:everyone loses by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      What's interesting to me is whether this charge will hold up in court. If it does it could open the door to domestic thugs being treated as terrorists.

    24. Re:everyone loses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Criminal, yes. The crimes in question have absolutely nothing to do with terrorism, though.

      Comments like this prove to me that people have lost sight of what terrorism means. We need to get back to the basics so we come back to earth with a clear view of how our actions influence others and what is and is not detrimental to others.

    25. Re:everyone loses by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      I agree that Webster's definition is too broad, although "systematic" does go a long way toward redeeming it. I am pretty sure that terrorists are, with few exceptions, politically motivated. Leave that out and you just have psychopaths.

    26. Re:everyone loses by sconeu · · Score: 4, Funny

      I guess he needs to go sit over there on the Group W bench

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    27. Re:everyone loses by tgd · · Score: 1

      $100k, fully loaded, barely pays for an intern.

      A good security person would be 3-4x that, once you include all the non-salary costs of having one full-time.

      (I know it doesn't really matter to your point, but people have a really screwy sense of what an FTE costs a company... with salary, benefits, payroll taxes, unemployment taxes, cost for space, cost for hardware, etc)

    28. Re:everyone loses by muindaur · · Score: 1

      It's just as the title suggests, extortion.

      The company is the victim of a crime, and cannot be charged with one as such. Any AG that does push for the charges to be filed should be disbarred.

    29. Re:everyone loses by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      After the Supreme Court ruled that Corporations are just like people,(and thank you Koch bro's for your 4th world insights), I can't help but wonder if a corporation convicted of any crime would go to jail? I believe that my dear departed grandmother would respond to the D.O.J.'s words with something like, "talk is cheap.".

    30. Re:everyone loses by txghia58 · · Score: 1

      Can't find it right now but I thought I remembered an article where a bill was introduced where hacking could be considered a declaration of war. So these people are threatening an act of war in this case which would make them terrorists. Not to mention the definition of terrorist that the patriot act has we are all terrorists.

    31. Re:everyone loses by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Considering that it was an under-the-radar campaign by the Pew Charitable Trusts that got the horrid legislation through in the first place, I'd say that turnabout is fair play. Especially when "corporations" are the primary means of organization in the US for anything - churches, volunteer organizations, the local animal shelter, EVERYTHING.

    32. Re:everyone loses by Firehed · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree - but by not paying taxes, you're supporting someone else's terrorists* (by not supporting some group of anti-terrorists). Another one you can't win. Of course that's a bullshit argument, but you can count on some politician using it to really hit someone extra hard for tax evasion.

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    33. Re:everyone loses by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

      People seem to forget that in the 60s and early 70s, the US had a great many liberal political terrorists within its borders, who committed more bombings in the early 70s, in Washington DC alone, than all the "right-wing" terrorists since, combined.

      Does that mean that the right-wing terrorists are morally justified then in blowing up civilians as well, just because the liberals did it two generations ago? Huh, I missed that memo. I guess the victims of Atlanta and Oklahoma City, and their families can rest assured now that that their deaths were a necessity in order to balance out the moral inequity between the two ends of the US political spectrum.

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    34. Re:everyone loses by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I said "hi" to someone and accidentally startled them. Does that make me a terrorist?

    35. Re:everyone loses by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      What it was was that the US made a statement that any cyber attacks by foreign nations would be met with retaliation up to and including use of military force. Further, you cannot actually declare a war on an individual, nor a concept, "War on Drugs/Terror" notwithstanding. Also, threatening war is not terrorism, it is a tactic commonly used by governments all over the world, and was quite popular with the US for a while, as well as most Western nations.

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    36. Re:everyone loses by twidarkling · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm sorry, but that's a retarded response. Even if I think the reaction to 9/11 was overblown, hacking a company is a completely different scale than wide-spread physical destruction and loss of life. To try and equate them means you're not an individual who should ever be included in a rational discussion about proportional response or morality. If I had to guess, I'd say you're probably one of the "nuke 'em all and fuck sorting them out" types, right?

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    37. Re:everyone loses by digitig · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the response of the victims of the 9/11 attacks would likely have been terror. I've been working in a place where the IT department was dealing with a cracking attack, and nobody was screaming or throwing themselves from windows.

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    38. Re:everyone loses by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      No it's not. You're an idiot.

      See how that works?

      I can reasonably claim that you mowing the lawn while I'm asleep causes me terror. After all, if your mower is loud enough, and I'm disoriented enough, then the noise can cause me to fear for my life, and be terrified, until I find out what's going on. So, under your rules, mowing the FUCKING LAWN IS TERRORISM! If I'm a pedestrian, and you drive too close to me, I could be terrified I'm about to be run over. DRIVING YOUR CAR IS TERRORISM.

      See why your definition simply doesn't work? Get one that actually encompasses a reasonable set of actions, and you might not come off like an idiot.

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    39. Re:everyone loses by sycodon · · Score: 1

      $100,000 would probably get you a very good hit man.

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    40. Re:everyone loses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That isn't depressing. Everyone benefits...

      The depressing part is that it started from a threat, but really privacy and protection of computer infrastructure is VERY important. The VERY depressing part is that it cost too much to secure a network that shareholders can't take the hit to make it happen. It really takes extreme times like what current hackers and lulsec/annon is doing.

    41. Re:everyone loses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My penis is bigger than your penis, blah blah blah blah... that's all I read from this thread.

    42. Re:everyone loses by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      All of our interns would like to come work wherever you work.

    43. Re:everyone loses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? A decent employee for 50K per year? (Hint: payroll taxes, benefits, other costs. Hiring someone for a 100K salary does not cost 100K. It costs much more.)

    44. Re:everyone loses by Vrtigo1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, for $100k they could've hired a security guy.

      If they actually want to implement any of his suggestions, they have to add the cost of additional hardware/software procurement, cost of implementation (even if you do it yourself, that's time that other projects aren't getting worked on), cost of disruption to business operations during implementation, etc. So, yes, they could hire a low to mid-level security guy for a year (assuming maybe 65-70k of that 100k is salary, the rest is benefits, taxes, etc. Is this really the type of person you want to put in charge of your security?

      You're on the right track with option #2, 100k can go a long way in security consulting. It may not cover the whole job at a publicly traded company, which I'm guessing is probably somewhere in the 500-1000 employees range based on your description.

      So, yeah. You can spend the 100k on beefing up security, but that doesn't happen overnight and if the "hackers" were smart, they'd already be in the network with a method of causing work disruption and/or publicly embarrasing the company, in which case it's already too late.

      You can argue it both ways though, as already pointed out, it could be a 12 year old kid yanking their chain. I'd like to believe that they had some way of verifying the threat was real before wiring 100k.

      Bottom line, at this stage, you really can't win. You pay the 100k and then maybe they demand another 100k. Or you pay the 100k, breathe a sigh of relief, then get hacked in 6 months by someone else because they heard about your lax security. It just goes to show you that security really needs to be an inherent part of every system rather than bolted on afterwards.

    45. Re:everyone loses by MichaelKristopeit501 · · Score: 0

      the IT department doesn't have as much to lose as the executive staff.

    46. Re:everyone loses by jhoegl · · Score: 1

      I mean, i would agree too unless I considered the whole picture of what the statement is considering.
      I mean, in any narrow sighted view of a point, things always seem valid.
      This is where people get crazy, because they focus on the one, not the many.

    47. Re:everyone loses by guruevi · · Score: 1

      I know what it costs to have a FTE, a contractor will set you back even further though. $100k most definitely pays for an intern, you could get an intern including all costs for $50k especially if you don't have to provide them with health care. There are SOME companies however that seem to spend oodles of money on Exchange, Sharepoint and Windows licenses, Dell and IBM support contracts etc. etc. that amount to $1000's/year on software alone and then there are others that like the image that comes with an office in some expensive (but cramped) office tower but for the average small-time startup company 50-75% of salary is a good ballpark figure.

      Also, no company should have millions of dollars in damage from a hacking attempt (which most likely will be a DoS attack). If you have that much money on the line you have (or should have) the investment in security, staff, backup and failover services. If you don't, please fire your CIO (or whoever is responsible for your IT management)

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    48. Re:everyone loses by causality · · Score: 1

      People seem to forget that in the 60s and early 70s, the US had a great many liberal political terrorists within its borders, who committed more bombings in the early 70s, in Washington DC alone, than all the "right-wing" terrorists since, combined.

      Does that mean that the right-wing terrorists are morally justified then in blowing up civilians as well, just because the liberals did it two generations ago? Huh, I missed that memo. I guess the victims of Atlanta and Oklahoma City, and their families can rest assured now that that their deaths were a necessity in order to balance out the moral inequity between the two ends of the US political spectrum.

      Maybe the point was that all sorts of different people have engaged in this sort of behavior, that any sense of security gained from adherence to a stereotype is false, that a clear notion of what terrorism is and isn't is crucial to understanding it. Maybe the point was that certain "big scaries" are in vogue at certain times. In a previous time it was communism, now it's terrorism. Maybe political ideologies aren't the problem and the actual problem is the idiocy of using violence to force them on the unwilling.

      You're basing your comment on the more hostile and coincidentally petty interpretation of that post. Other interpretations are available to you. Other interpretations better reflect what was plainly stated. I get that the "us against them" aspect of American politics is irritating and tremendously distracting. If you aren't careful, you're going to fixate on it exclusively.

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    49. Re:everyone loses by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Startle could be considered a momentary terror. As such, with your asinine definition, anyone who has caused terror, no matter how brief and fleeting, is a terrorist.

    50. Re:everyone loses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you aren't careful".

      Don't worry. Everyone knows that Americans are the carefullest nation in the world!

    51. Re:everyone loses by Tsiangkun · · Score: 1

      I thought the share holders were the people funding the terrorist forcing us down a path of maximum corporate power and profit at all costs. Governments bend to the wishes of these terrorists.

    52. Re:everyone loses by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      if someone has caused terror, then they were involved in terrorism.

      So anyone who participates in a Halloween haunted house is a terrorist?

    53. Re:everyone loses by JosKarith · · Score: 1

      Oh, and while we're on the subject what do you think those "Good old Irish Freedom Fighters" that a swathe of America was funding in the 80's were doing with their money?
      That's right, blowing the cr4p out of London to advance their political agenda. Which makes them...?

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    54. Re:everyone loses by shentino · · Score: 1

      It's extortion, not blackmail.

      "Pay up or we'll hurt you" - extortion.

      "Pay up or we'll embarrass you by revealing something you want kept secret." - blackmail.

    55. Re:everyone loses by BrokenBeta · · Score: 1

      Indeed they could have got an internal security person. But how do you tell if security is *actually* improved? They genuinely might be paying $100k for a bullshitter who sits there watching youtube and writing paula beans.

      http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The_Brillant_Paula_Bean.aspx

    56. Re:everyone loses by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      No it wasn't even that. Some dude who happens to work in the Pentagon suggested that cyber attacks by foreign nations COULD be considered acts of war and could be met with retaliation. That does not make it policy any more than if a random hobo had said it.

    57. Re:everyone loses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The dominant economic theory of trickle up through crime works wonders!

    58. Re:everyone loses by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      By paying taxes, you're supporting somebody's terrorists. Cue flames.

      My reaction is more one of pity than anger. The head trauma accident you have just suffered must have been appalling. Get well soon.

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    59. Re:everyone loses by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't. Even IF the money would go to Al Qaida itself, the act would have nothing to do with terrorism. It is blackmail.

      Do not confuse one crime with another. Copyright infringement is not theft. Blackmail is not terrorism.

      What a pile of old bollocks, if you knowingly give Al Qaida money, you are supporting terrorism, which is what TFS said.
      Is the distinction between "being a terrorist and performing terrorist acts" and "supplying money to fund terrorists" really that hard to grasp?

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    60. Re:everyone loses by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      People seem to forget that in the 60s and early 70s, the US had a great many liberal political terrorists within its borders, who committed more bombings in the early 70s, in Washington DC alone, than all the "right-wing" terrorists since, combined.

      If "liberals" are all tarred with the same brush as a few extremists forty years ago, then all "conservatives" could equally be equated with Timothy McVeigh. Which would be nonsense, just like your statement.

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    61. Re:everyone loses by iiiears · · Score: 1

      You sir, are un-american.
      We attempted to give them freedom, democracy and the american way. We have also unlocked their natural resources for use in a more efficient manner.
      Now if they were to foolish to accept our gift or felt that a guided or unguided bomb might explode and kill them on the way to the polls that sir is their loss.

      How was the Rush impression? Good i hope.

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    62. Re:everyone loses by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It's extortion, not blackmail.

      "Pay up or we'll hurt you" - extortion.

      "Pay up or we'll embarrass you by revealing something you want kept secret." - blackmail.

      I like our English phrase "demanding money with menaces", much more descriptive than "extortion".

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    63. Re:everyone loses by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Quit diluting the meaning of the word "terror." Terror is fearing you might be blown into bloody pieces while standing in line at a sandwich shop. Terror is fearing your elementary school kid will die a fiery death in an exploding school bus. Terror is wondering whether the building you work in is going to be on the receiving end of a trans-continental jet liner moving 500 MPH. These things are terrifying.

      We already have words for the sort of thing the article is talking about: extortion, blackmail, etc.

      You are missing the point. The crime is indeed extortion, but if the money goes to Al Qaida instead of the Mafia, it is funding terrorism rather than funding organised crime.

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    64. Re:everyone loses by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      $100k, fully loaded, barely pays for an intern.

      A good security person would be 3-4x that, once you include all the non-salary costs of having one full-time.

      (I know it doesn't really matter to your point, but people have a really screwy sense of what an FTE costs a company... with salary, benefits, payroll taxes, unemployment taxes, cost for space, cost for hardware, etc)

      That is only true if you somehow apportion all the costs in a company amongst the employees. In actual fact, the marginal cost of an employee is really just their salary, any employment taxes orpension contibutions, plus direct costs (e.g. if you need to buy them a new computer or something).

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    65. Re:everyone loses by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      $100,000 would probably get you a very good hit man.

      And $10,000 would get you ten crappy ones, but one of them will probably manage to do the job.

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    66. Re:everyone loses by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      'Does that mean that the right-wing terrorists are morally justified then in blowing up civilians as well, just because the liberals did it two generations ago?"

      Of course not. Don't be silly. My point was simply that all this needs to be put in proper perspective. I will say a couple of things, however:

      (A) That was approximately 1 realistic generation ago, perhaps a little more, but not "generations". Most politicians in Washington DC are old enough to remember.

      (B) Much of the history of "terrorism" in America has come from inside, not turban-wrapped foreigners.

      And (C) most important of all: those who forget history will likely be doomed to repeat it.

    67. Re:everyone loses by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "If "liberals" are all tarred with the same brush as a few extremists forty years ago..."

      But nobody is doing that. I simply stated that there were more politically radical-liberal bombings that have happened in the US than the radical-conservatives have ever dreamed of. And that's simple, verifiable truth, not "tarring with the same brush". The groups responsible took credit publicly, for Grid's sake, it's not like somebody was pointing at a bomb and screaming "liberal"!

    68. Re:everyone loses by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I wonder if there was any proof here, as in "We have your customer database, it has these rows and here is the first entry. Pay us $100k or we release it" or if it was just a baseless threat, like "Pay us $100k or we'll hax0r u n00bs!"

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    69. Re:everyone loses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But when checking the definition of terror (using m-w.com) you get four definitions. Arguably, it is the fourth one they has in mind.

      1: a state of intense fear

      2 a : one that inspires fear : scourge b : a frightening aspect c : a cause of anxiety : worry d : an appalling person or thing; especially : brat

      3: reign of terror

      4: violent or destructive acts (as bombing) committed by groups in order to intimidate a population or government into granting their demands

    70. Re:everyone loses by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Shit, I'm a full-time employee right now, but I'll work as an intern for him and undercut the others!

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    71. Re:everyone loses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of our interns would like to come work wherever you work.

      No shit...

    72. Re:everyone loses by black+soap · · Score: 1

      Yes. They changed the I to an O. Binary and all that.

    73. Re:everyone loses by LocutusMIT · · Score: 1

      Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

    74. Re:everyone loses by black+soap · · Score: 1

      Individuals are easy to declare war on. Victory is also easy to determine. We really screwed ourselves when we declared war on Cancer, Poverty, Drugs, and AIDS though....

    75. Re:everyone loses by dirtykid · · Score: 1

      You forgot to mention the Hacker is employed @ IBM and a shareholder in the contractor netting even more in his pocket thanks to the salary and dividends...

    76. Re:everyone loses by MichaelKristopeit502 · · Score: 0
      any who participates in a "Halloween haunted house" is someone who has participated in a "Halloween haunted house".

      what part of "any act that brings terror upon a victim is terrorism" do you not understand?

      you're an ignorant hypocrite unable to understand relativity.

      a terrorist to one could be many different things to many different people.

      you're an idiot.

    77. Re:everyone loses by overlordofmu · · Score: 1

      You have the funniest sig I have seen in years.

    78. Re:everyone loses by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Idiotic. If I'm robbed at gunpoint am I funding robbery? The thought process makes no sense. Victims aren't criminals for being victims.

    79. Re:everyone loses by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      what part of "any act that brings terror upon a victim is terrorism" do you not understand?

      Perhaps the definition of terror, as many people who exit a haunted house will indicated that they felt terror, and thus all employees thereof are terrorists, by your useless and inane definition.

    80. Re:everyone loses by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Pay me a billion or your carrier goes poof.

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    81. Re:everyone loses by MichaelKristopeit502 · · Score: 0
      how many people have indicated to you while exiting a haunted house that they "felt terror"? zero have done such things to me, and i've exited dozens of haunted houses with thousands of people.

      feeling something and witnessing something are also drastically different. i would not expect an ignorant hypocrite to understand... obviously i would expect them to suggest that they understand, thus fulfilling the hypocrites destiny.

      here's my definition: ur mum's face is useless and inane. you are an idiot.

    82. Re:everyone loses by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      how many people have indicated to you while exiting a haunted house that they "felt terror"? zero have done such things to me,

      Your incompetence in selecting a haunted house is irrelevant to the discussion at hand. If you wanted to focus on your inadequacies and short comings, then please go back to your therapist. If you want to discuss "terror" then feel free to.

      Multiple movie reviews have given a review of "terrorfying" for horror movies. Assuming they aren't engaging in hyperbole, you are asserting that movies (and no, not the MPAA copyright arm, but the viewing of them) are objects of terrorism.

    83. Re:everyone loses by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I know what advertising is allowed. You didn't answer the question. Assuming they didn't engage in hyperbole, would that mean that movie theaters are locations of terrorism on a daily basis?

    84. Re:everyone loses by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Then terror doesn't exist, and is just hyperbole for "scared" and thus there is no such thing as terrorism.

      No matter how you cut it, your definition is useless, almost as useless as you are.

    85. Re:everyone loses by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You are the one that asserted that all comments regarding the content of a movie must be hyperbole and can be nothing else.

      But since you now state that you were lying then, perhaps you would like to readdress the original question. If a movie is described by those as "terrifying" are the people who made the movie terrorists?

    86. Re:everyone loses by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      It's so sad to see someone lacking the normal blanket of cosy illusion and comforting half-truth.

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    87. Re:everyone loses by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Then you implied that because they are given leeway then you will take all statements they make as lies. Since that's the case, then take the statement of a non-paid reviewer who describes the experience as terrifying. Does that make the movie a terrorist?

    88. Re:everyone loses by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I said assume one wasn't a lie. You said that was stupid. For your first statement to be right, they would have to be all lies, but that directly contradicts your more recent statements.

      Assume that of all the descriptions of movies that have used the word "terror" at least one once was not a lie. Is that any better?

    89. Re:everyone loses by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So they aren't lies, which makes them the truth, but they aren't the truth, which makes them a lie.

      You must be a Christian...

  2. How about Both by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That's not an exclusive OR. You can do both.

  3. And now by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They'll just be hacked anyway.

    1. Re:And now by odin84gk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They will get asked for money on a yearly basis.

    2. Re:And now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      1.) How did they know it was a real group group capable of real damage? It's not like they hand out a resume and references.
      2.) And if it was a competent group, they will keep coming back to extort more.
      3.) And if not, they will still come back for more.
      4.) And if it was an inside job, who is to know?

      Sounds fishy to me. $100000 gets me a lot of emergency help to permanently counter an explicit threat of unknown capability.

    3. Re:And now by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      I'm curious to see what that looks like in their bookkeeping accounts.

      Whenever Verizon overcharges me, I put it under "Expenses | Prostitution", since whining at their customer support feels like phone sex. Probably could be just as illegal as supporting terrorists!

      To this day, Verizon is the only company that I still pay bills to using paper checks... I refuse to enroll into any auto billing scheme that lets them dip into my accounts of their own free will.

    4. Re:And now by jmorris42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > They will get asked for money on a yearly basis.

      Which is why you never pay Danegeld. It never gets rid of the Dane.

      Trillions for defense, not a penny in tribute is the only long term strategy for dealing with aggression. And these threats are aggression and weakness in the face of aggression always invites fresh demands. We should be tracking down these 'hacking' groups with the same vigor we go after other organized crime and terrorism. If that means dropping a Hellfire missile down on a few houses in countries where the local authorities won't take this stuff serious I'm not going to lose sleep over it. Can we bomb the spammer/phishers too while we are at it?

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    5. Re:And now by TheSeventh · · Score: 1

      My bank (Chase) talked me into using their "Pay Bills" feature, which is actually pretty good. Other companies aren't dipping into my account, and this is just as fast as paying through the companies websites, which is how I used to pay all my bills.

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    6. Re:And now by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Which is why you never pay Danegeld. It never gets rid of the Dane.

      My thought exactly. Not only that, there's nothing to stop this "hacker" from raising his demands until he bankrupts the company. Or, if he's clever and the company's stock is openly traded, invest the money they pay him in their stock until he owns it.

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    7. Re:And now by MaxBooger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh... I didn't realize this was an article on norton/mccafee antivirus.

    8. Re:And now by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      With $100,000 I'd be too busy spending it to bother hacking anything.

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    9. Re:And now by houghi · · Score: 1

      Sounds great, until the news media hears about how somebody said "Fuck YOU!" to those who demand random in e.g. Somalia (Real pirates there) and people get actually killed because of it.

      Then suddenly it won't be a stand against blackmail, but a selfish company who does not care for its employees.

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    10. Re:And now by digitig · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A former colleague who had worked in some highly corrupt countries told me that the first time he filled in an expenses claim (for a visit to a country where he couldn't even get on the flight back without bribing the check-in clerk) he put down a claim for "Bribery and corruption". The accounts department bounced it and told him to put down "Payments as understood".

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    11. Re:And now by digitig · · Score: 1

      The perp is probably living off it while he learns how to hack (or, rather, how to crack).

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    12. Re:And now by Dan667 · · Score: 1

      really? bombing? Oh, and the bomb you are talking about using probably costs more that $1 million even for regular ordnance after the military gets done handling it.

    13. Re:And now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Drive on I-35 in the US south until the mile markers hit 0. Cross the border. You will likely realize that there is a reason why people buy K&R (kidnapping/ransom) insurance. The reason is that to be honest, nobody is going to spend the resources going after bandits holding people hostage unless someone is really important. Instead, to get someone back as a complete, functioning unit (as opposed to fingers, toes, ears, nose, eyes in separate envelopes), paying the ransom is really the only way to go.

    14. Re:And now by timeOday · · Score: 2
      But let's say your spouse goes to Mexico for business and gets kidnapped. Do you pay? Remember, the kidnappers have to maintain their brand image. i.e. they probably will either kill or return your spouse, your choice. And if you pay, you can stay relatively safe by never crossing the border again.

      Clearly it would be better for potential victims as a whole if you don't pay. But clearly it would be better for you to pay.

    15. Re:And now by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      They will get asked for money on a yearly basis.

      That's about the longevity of a typical executive in any US company. Pay the ransom, keep it quiet, take your parachute, and leave the problem for the next guy.

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    16. Re:And now by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      I was a customer of AirTouch for over 4 years, and had a pretty decent experience with that company. Then, they were acquired by Verizon, and within one month, Verizon had pissed me off so much that I told them to shut off my service and that given a choice, I would never do business with them again for the rest of my life.

      And I meant it.

    17. Re:And now by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Having your website threatened with hacking hardly compares to having your employees/friends/family threatened with death.

      I think you were over-reaching just a bit.

    18. Re:And now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. I can get a younger one as replacement.

    19. Re:And now by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 1

      I would guess that evidence was presented that they were inside the victim company's computers. A threat can come from anyone. But a threat that says go look here and see that we are indeed inside your system carries a lot more weight.

    20. Re:And now by dcollins · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He already said he wants to pay trillions. He preemptively out-crazied you by more than 6 orders of magnitude.

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    21. Re:And now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm surprised this hasn't received tons of snarky comments... ;-)

    22. Re:And now by flaming+error · · Score: 5, Funny

      > Trillions for defense, not a penny in tribute is the only
      > long term strategy for dealing with aggression.
      Sounds great, but there are always details.

      In the case of the US, we wanted to get rid of a Bear, so we spent billions raising bees. The Bear grudgingly backed off, so we started trying to drive the bees away, and they attacked us. So now we spend trillions on cruise missiles to get the bees, we strip-search each other for signs of honey, and we look over our shoulder for aggressive Pandas.

      Maybe there's another way.

    23. Re:And now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ... We should be tracking down these 'hacking' groups with the same vigor we go after other organized crime and terrorism.

      Yeah... hopefully with the same sweeping success.

    24. Re:And now by jmorris42 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > Sounds great, until the news media hears about how somebody said "Fuck YOU!"
      > to those who demand random in e.g. Somalia (Real pirates there) and people get
      > actually killed because of it.

      Better to spend ten times the demand on mercenaries and attempt a rescue than pay ransom. Better still if to develop a reputation for disproportional reprisals.

      I.e. Do something like what the (possibly apocryphal story) Russians did in the M.E. back in the 80's when some of the fools wearing a diaper on their empty noggin didn't understand the difference between the US and the Soviet Union and kidnapped one of their people. Russian intelligence hunted down a relative of the leader of the terror group and mailed the terrorists the guy's nuts in a jar. Hostage was promptly released and the lesson was learned. Russians were not to be held for ransom.

      In the case of Somalia, if America still had a spine we would just tell the pirates the US Navy would be hunting them at sea on general principle but that if they were ever stupid enough to touch an American flag vessel or anyone bearing US papers that we would hurt them so bad they would be screaming "war crime" in Geneva. As in sink everything that looked like it COULD float, knock down any and every building that might possibly be related to the pirates, etc. on a first offense. If the warlords still didn't take the hint and police themselves go in on the ground and kill anyone armed on a second offense. Make a proper example once and the problem never recurs.

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    25. Re:And now by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      The average government has resources that are a bit larger than the resources of even a moderately successful publicly-traded company.

    26. Re:And now by laron · · Score: 3, Informative

      I would modify that strategy if necessary. Example:
      In the dark ages, the German King Henry I did have a problem with Hungarians who were in the habit of to looting and pillaging southern Germany. He paid them tribute for a few years, while building castles and city walls and raising militias. When he felt he was ready, he unilaterally reduced the yearly tribute to one (1) dead dog.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riade

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    27. Re:And now by pthisis · · Score: 1

      A former colleague who had worked in some highly corrupt countries told me that the first time he filled in an expenses claim (for a visit to a country where he couldn't even get on the flight back without bribing the check-in clerk) he put down a claim for "Bribery and corruption". The accounts department bounced it and told him to put down "Payments as understood".

      That's excellent. I've seen it billed as "Gratuities", too.

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    28. Re:And now by Xaedalus · · Score: 2

      Make a proper example once and the problem never recurs.

      Funny thing: that specific brand of vengeance-fueled morality never seems to work for long. Russians did that to Chechnya, and all they did was breed a whole new generation of pissed-off Caucasian Muslims swearing blood feud against the Rodina for all eternity. Didn't stop the mujahadeen from scalping the Russians (with our help) for a decade in Afghanistan either.

      The only way your proposal DOES work is if you engage in active, wholesale genocide and you do not stop until the entire offending culture is wiped from the face of the Earth. Hardly anyone has the stomach for that these days. Tamerlane did it to the Persians and the other peoples of the steppes (We're lucky we even have Persians these days, he wasn't as thorough as he wanted to be). Genghis Khan did it to the Tibetans (the first recorded instance of complete genocide in recorded history - part of the reason the Chinese don't want to let go of Tibet is because there are no more true ethnic Tibetans, only Tibetans of Chinese ancestry who adopted the Tibetan culture). And of course Rome did it to Carthage (even went so far as to salt the grounds after slaughtering every last man, woman, and child in Carthage to prevent the city from ever rising again).

      So, are you ready to start advocating Genocide and the world-wide rule of Might Makes Right, knowing that if you don't do a complete job, that one day someone will come after your descendents claiming the same divine right to wipe your genome, and all those associated with you from the Earth?

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    29. Re:And now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me provide you with some of the wit responses you may receive to this comment:

      "Clearly, you are single"

      "If it's you're wife we are talking about, I'll pay"

      "Paying it's clearly better for my wife, but as for me, is not so clear at all"

      "Who do you think send her to Mexico in first place?"

      "Obviously, you are not familiar with the concept of Cost of Replacement"

      "I'll send them a compilation of Henry Youngman as an awnser"

    30. Re:And now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's because bribe's aren't deductible under US tax law and can subject the company to prosecution in the US.

    31. Re:And now by digitig · · Score: 1

      This was UK-based, but I expect the rules are similar.

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    32. Re:And now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Arrange a pick up/pay off in Mexico yourself.
      2. Shoot your wife in the head yourself when they bring her out.
      3. ???
      4. Profit!

    33. Re:And now by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      stupid enough to touch an American flag vessel

      Good thing almost no commercial ships operate under the US flag. Bahamas, Panama, Vanuatu, etc. But most do not register as US registry because it's too onerous. Perhaps if the US Navy did act as you indicate, there would be more incentive for some operators to register their vehicles as US ships.

    34. Re:And now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

      I'm very thorough.

    35. Re:And now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I the only thinking, it sure would be cheaper than a divorce?

    36. Re:And now by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      Seconded. I disowned my mother when she got a Verizon cell phone, and shot my dog when he peed on a Verizon service riser. I'll replace every electronic device I own with Sony products and get "Microsoft Forever" tattooed on a banner under Bill Gate's life-sized head shot (and some roses, I guess - gotta have roses) on my back before I ever do a bit of business with any of the Verizon companies again.

    37. Re:And now by NovaHorizon · · Score: 1

      The other option is to marry Bryan Mills(Liam Neeson)'s daughter. He'll take care of it.

    38. Re:And now by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      If my spouse is doing business in Mexico anywhere outside of one of those "don't walk more than 50 yards from the hotel" resorts, I'm better off finding a new one anyway. Maybe I'll go to Mexico and kidnap one.

    39. Re:And now by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      You assume that the threat was made known to anyone who was technically competent. The email probably just included a screen shot of Gentoo booting up.

    40. Re:And now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would I have time to increase her life insurance?

    41. Re:And now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or eventually will be hacked by someone else if they really are vulnerable. Hey, maybe espionage pays better than extortion!

    42. Re:And now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prisoner%27s_dilemma

    43. Re:And now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is it of relevance if you wouldn't lose sleep over it? I wouldn't lose sleep over DHS shelling you and your family but that doesn't mean others would agree it's right.

    44. Re:And now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, do it the American way. Fuck due course, let's just drop a bomb on them.

      And then you wonder why you have problems with international relations...

    45. Re:And now by shentino · · Score: 1

      Paying the check-in clerk for access to a flight back sounds more like paying a ransom than a bribe.

    46. Re:And now by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      they probably will either kill or return your spouse

      or both, if you don't pay...

    47. Re:And now by hvm2hvm · · Score: 1

      Well not really since they probably would have let him go after a while just with a few anal inspections and 1 or 2 missed flights. Hmm, so I guess you could call it extortion too.

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    48. Re:And now by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      In the UK you'd just call it "tips" to avoid any legal/tax problems.

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    49. Re:And now by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      So, are you ready to start advocating Genocide and the world-wide rule of Might Makes Right, knowing that if you don't do a complete job, that one day someone will come after your descendents claiming the same divine right to wipe your genome, and all those associated with you from the Earth?

      I think the GP would probably answer "yes, motherfucker" from his mother's basement, er worldwide command and control centre.

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    50. Re:And now by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'll go to Mexico and kidnap one.

      It would be embarrassing if it turned out to be yours already.

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    51. Re:And now by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      Sir, you win the Internet Metaphore of the Day award.

      Very nicely put.

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    52. Re:And now by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Seconded. I disowned my mother when she got a Verizon cell phone, and shot my dog when he peed on a Verizon service riser. I'll replace every electronic device I own with Sony products and get "Microsoft Forever" tattooed on a banner under Bill Gate's life-sized head shot (and some roses, I guess - gotta have roses) on my back before I ever do a bit of business with any of the Verizon companies again."

      Just curious, but what kind of comment might this be, if not pure smart-assed troll?

      You know nothing of my experience with Verizon, what about them pissed me off, why I told them to shut off my service, or specifically why I told them I would not do business again.

      So what is your point here, other than harassment?

    53. Re:And now by rlp · · Score: 1

      You might want to look up "Stephen Decatur".

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    54. Re:And now by digitig · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how you would represent the distinction on an expenses claim form.

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    55. Re:And now by black+soap · · Score: 1

      As long as pirating pays off, pirates will hold people for ransom. When they see that is not profitable, you think they will kidnap people and kill them just for the fun of it? The principle of the thing?

    56. Re:And now by darkgrayknight · · Score: 1

      +1, that's funny

    57. Re:And now by black+soap · · Score: 1

      Not exactly the same situation. If you pay the "ransom" on the internet, you are still just as vulnerable as before. That is like they get to keep the hostage, and other people can also charge ransom not to kill the hostage, at the same time.

    58. Re:And now by Unequivocal · · Score: 1

      Good point - I was thinking the same thing. Pay $100k to the extortionist and $400k to increase security. Next year, call the FBI (the modern of equiv of a dead dog?)

    59. Re:And now by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      Speaking of curiosity, do you really think that you're the only person who has ever had a bad experience with Verizon? I directly work (on the same team) with two others who are passionate about their hate for Verizon. I could not care less about harassing you; I legitimately hate Verizon and was sharing that I also hate Verizon. Sure, I didn't disown my mother, but I've made the threat. And I don't have a dog. But the other parts are all true (hint - I hate Sony and Microsoft, but less than Verizon). My experience with Verizon cost me personally $1700, in fact. How much did they screw you? Less, I'll bet, but maybe not. They didn't know that I was in charge of IT at my employer at the time, and within a couple of months we had amazingly found a better deal on our leased lines; the T1s at the office and the ISDN carriers at the remote workers' locations; everything was switched away from Verizon. So I did get the money back and more; it just didn't go back into my pocket.

      In any event, you may want to go talk to Copernicus about what everything revolves around. ;)

    60. Re:And now by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Speaking of curiosity, do you really think that you're the only person who has ever had a bad experience with Verizon?"

      No, but your earlier comment seemed to be aimed at me, sarcastically, rather than actually Verizon.

    61. Re:And now by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      That doesn't require a corrupt country, many countries make you pay money to get in or leave...it is part of doing business. Now, when you do business in the middle east, and people literally ask you for a bribe, how do you bill the government for that money?

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    62. Re:And now by shikaisi · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I can't understand this. Could you try a car analogy?

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    63. Re:And now by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      A lot of people on the Internet are, in fact, dicks. I just hate Verizon.

    64. Re:And now by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      You mean like some sort of "subscription" for "protection"...

      Sounds a lot like Norton to me.

  4. Short answer by Volante3192 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is this supporting terrorists or supporting stockholders?

    One in the same...

    1. Re:Short answer by ffejie · · Score: 2

      Are you saying that the terrorists are invested in the company they are trying to hack? Unlikely.

      Or, are you making the lazy assumption that shareholders are bad people and labeling them terrorists? I got news for you: do you have a 401K or a pension? You're likely a shareholder of something. That probably doesn't make you a bad person, and certainly not a terrorist.

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    2. Re:Short answer by Volante3192 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      do you have a 401K or a pension? You're likely a shareholder of something.

      Nope. Basically, I'm fucked come retirement...assuming I don't kill myself with cirrhosis first. I've made peace with that though.

    3. Re:Short answer by ffejie · · Score: 1
      I think you might have a thoughtful point, but I can't make this make sense:

      the terrorism effected by the capitalist system designed to make wealth trickle up.

      What does this mean?

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    4. Re:Short answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      One and the same. Unless there is a terrorist in a terrorist, or a stockholder in a stockholder. Just here to "pour cloud water" on the claim...

    5. Re:Short answer by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "The capitalist system" is not designed to make wealth trickle up. It is only capitalism as it is currently, that is to say, a grossly distorted and abused form of capitalism, that causes wealth to trickle up.

    6. Re:Short answer by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      hackers are not terrorists, dipshit

      terrorists blow things up and shoot people

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    7. Re:Short answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how is this even remotely the same? i swear people give mod points for the dumbest shit as long as it lines up with their political viewpoints.

      do stockholders crash planes into buildings?

    8. Re:Short answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word is "and"...

    9. Re:Short answer by jc42 · · Score: 1

      It is only capitalism as it is currently, that is to say, a grossly distorted and abused form of capitalism, that causes wealth to trickle up.

      Ah, the good old "True Scotsman fallacy", in one of its canonical economic forms.

      There have been plenty of explanations of how "true capitalism" inevitably shoots itself in the foot (to use another hoary cliche) unless an outside force (which we might as well call a government) imposes restrictions and regulations that maintain the system's stability.

      Got any more standard fallacies you'd like to illustrate for us? ;-)

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    10. Re:Short answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Or, are you making the lazy assumption that shareholders are bad people and labeling them terrorists? I got news for you: do you have a 401K or a pension? You're likely a shareholder of something. That probably doesn't make you a bad person, and certainly not a terrorist.

      That's quite an assumption since you don't actually know me.

      Love,

      Zombie Osama Bin Laden

    11. Re:Short answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just rob a bank. Free food, free healthcare, and with any luck you can take out one of the fuckers that took 60% of your retirement over the past few years.

    12. Re:Short answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "One AND the same"

      FTFY.

    13. Re:Short answer by aiht · · Score: 1

      One and the same. Unless there is a terrorist in a terrorist, or a stockholder in a stockholder. Just here to "pour cloud water" on the claim...

      What a coincidence... I'm just here to pour cloudy water on this clam. We should team up.

    14. Re:Short answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and with any luck you can take out one of the fuckers that took 60% of your retirement over the past few years.

      What? The cashiers who work at the bottom rungs of the company?
      Think bigger, try firebombing the corporate HQ. [Watch out for the trip to Gitmo, no law asked]

    15. Re:Short answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aaaah. good to hear the same from a fellow drunk. I have no pension either..

    16. Re:Short answer by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Ah, the good old "True Scotsman fallacy", in one of its canonical economic forms."

      Sorry, but it won't wash.

      What I stated was, "Capitalism is not 'designed' to make wealth trickle up." Would you care to explain why you believe that is not so, rather than just (in effect) crying "bullshit"?

      "There have been plenty of explanations of how "true capitalism" inevitably shoots itself in the foot..."

      I think the assertion calls more for a proof than mere "explanation", but regardless, let's have some. It's not enough to call a horse a donkey, mate, you have to present evidence.

    17. Re:Short answer by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      hackers are not terrorists, dipshit terrorists blow things up and shoot people

      Yes, and they have to raise funds to pay for bombs and guns, and do you know what? They're even prepared to break the law to get those funds!
      Incon-fucking-ceivable.

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    18. Re:Short answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can die from dandruff?

    19. Re:Short answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol.

    20. Re:Short answer by jc42 · · Score: 1

      What I stated was, "Capitalism is not 'designed' to make wealth trickle up." Would you care to explain why you believe that is not so, rather than just (in effect) crying "bullshit"?

      It's simple really: Capitalism wasn't designed at all, in any meaningful sense of the term "design". The term "capitalism" was an invention of (mostly) 19th-century economic theorists, but they didn't invent the real-world system; they were only trying to describe it. It was built over centuries by millions of people, each with authority over only a tiny portion of the system, and nobody (not even monarchs) had the ability to impose anything remotely resembling a design.

      Like all human social constructs, it is and always been a chaotic mess, poorly understood by its participants. The pretense that it's a system that had some design is nothing more than a political myth.

      The "trickle up" theory has the same sort of problems, of course. It's an attempt to make sense of some of the observable results of the chaos. It's fairly well understood that our corporate and political leaders have strong personal motives to make the wealth trickle up to them, but this isn't proof of anything; it's merely a hypothetical explanation for part of the process. And it clearly wasn't designed into the system, simply because the capitalist system as a whole was never designed at all. Claiming that it was is simply silly.

      Here in Massachusetts, we've been having fun watching the legal proceedings over a current case of "trickle up". If you're not familiar with it, google "Salvatore DiMasi". It's still among the top stories in the U.S. section of Google News, so you can find a thousand or so news reports if you start there. But it's merely one more documented example of how trickle-up works in the real world. In this case, the perps were prosecuted and have been convicted (but not yet sentenced, and there will be appeals). But it's hardly a secret that such "insider" activity is an important part of how our economic system actually works. I don't think anyone would claim to have "designed" this part of the system.

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    21. Re:Short answer by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Okay, but you really aren't disagreeing with me at all.

      If you define "capitalism" as free market, then

      (A) many economists have asserted that monopoly (one form of "trickle up") is not possible in a free-market system without assistance from Government.

      (B) The DiMasi case is an instance of government interference in the free market system: taking bribes in exchange for legislation.

      Both are examples of "distortion" of the "capitalist system".

  5. How exactly did they pay them? by pudding7 · · Score: 2

    PayPal? Besides airdropping suitcases full of cash into the ocean, how do corporations pay ransom these days?

    1. Re:How exactly did they pay them? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Western Union, obviously. The head of Fisrt National Trust Reserve Bank of Nigera, LLC, kindly offered to handle the whole matter in strictest confidence for them.

    2. Re:How exactly did they pay them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The same way that people have been transferring money illegally for decades: wire transfers to Caribbean banks with strict privacy laws and lax banking regulations.

    3. Re:How exactly did they pay them? by rwa2 · · Score: 2

      Some way that trackable, I suppose? Wired transfer with fractional pennies as a watermark?

    4. Re:How exactly did they pay them? by melikamp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is utter BS. I bet it was the execs themselves who stole the money, probably long before they were "contacted by hackers". If it looks and smells like The Big Lebowski...

    5. Re:How exactly did they pay them? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      I think you're thinking of The Informant.

    6. Re:How exactly did they pay them? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Bitcoins?

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    7. Re:How exactly did they pay them? by Spykk · · Score: 1

      If it looks and smells like The Big Lebowski...

      There's a note stuck to my fridge door that starts the same way.

    8. Re:How exactly did they pay them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how does one go about getting one of those set up?

    9. Re:How exactly did they pay them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same way that people have been transferring money illegally for decades: wire transfers to Caribbean banks with strict privacy laws and lax banking regulations.

      Rubbish. Opening bank accounts in the Caribbean is far more complex than anywhere else in the world. Fictional novels are just that, fictional.

      As reported in the economist if you want an anonymous bank account you open one in Nevada or the UK, and you can do it over the Internet.

    10. Re:How exactly did they pay them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up, donny.

    11. Re:How exactly did they pay them? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      airdropping suitcases full of cash into the ocean,

      But that would be funding terrorists...

    12. Re:How exactly did they pay them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're going to kill that poor woman!

  6. Both by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both

  7. Here's a thought by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about hiring someone who actually has some idea about security. THAT is supporting stockholders.

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    1. Re:Here's a thought by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 2

      How about hiring someone who actually has some idea about security. THAT is supporting stockholders.

      Short term, he might have a crapload of work to do to implement best practices, clear out infected machines, train users on password complexity all while being attacked and losing business due to unavailability. Shareholders would not appreciate that, nor would any sensible security consultant promise they can dig you out of an attack as it is occurring.

      It might be best to pay them for short term protection and using that breathing space to harden up so the next time they ask, you are prepared.

    2. Re:Here's a thought by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It does seem like $100k spent on security would have longer benefits than one payoff. For that matter, maybe a $100k insurance policy would be a better investment.

    3. Re:Here's a thought by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Insurance isn't something you buy the day before you need it. Either you have good practices, or you don't. If their practices were so weak that they would even consider this, then they deserve what they get, and the management needs replacing.

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    4. Re:Here's a thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $100k spent on security would get them an audit and a nicely designed report. Fixing the problems would take much more.

    5. Re:Here's a thought by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Insurance isn't something you buy the day before you need it."

      On the contrary: ideally, that is just exactly what you would do.

    6. Re:Here's a thought by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Yes, just imagine what the premiums would be in your ideal world if everyone did this.

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    7. Re:Here's a thought by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      That's a silly thought. If everybody did that, there would be no insurance.

    8. Re:Here's a thought by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Theory and practice may be the same in theory, but they seldom are in practice.

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    9. Re:Here's a thought by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      On the contrary: ideally, that is just exactly what you would do.

      If it was possible for you to know that (and, thus, do it), it wouldn't be possible to sell insurance at a profit (unless the insurance companies had access to the same knowledge, in which case, it would no longer be an ideal tactic, because the premiums would escalate along with the certainty of a qualifying claim.)

    10. Re:Here's a thought by Jaime2 · · Score: 1

      They wouldn't be too bad. The ability to buy insurance the day before you need it implies that the need can be predicted very accurately. So, if you were due to make a claim tomorrow, your premium would suddenly go up based on your elevated risk level. If you weren't due to make a claim tomorrow, your insurance would still be cheap; possibly nearly free since it the insured event is highly predictable and you aren't due. In the most extreme variation of this theme, insurance would cost about the same as simply paying the cost out of pocket.

      A simple example would be specialized health insurance that only covers the cost of normal delivery of a baby. A man could get this insurance very cheap. A non-pregnant woman could get six month coverage for almost nothing. Someone two months pregnant would probably pay 95% of the cost of the service for the coverage (she might not deliver). Someone eight months pregnant would pay about the actual cost of the service for the insurance. Every one of them would be stupid to buy the insurance. Insurance is for rare events that you are not likely to experience and that you couldn't afford if you were unlucky enough to need it but not have it.

    11. Re:Here's a thought by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Hahaha. You are the first person, other than myself, I have ever known to put it in quite that way.

    12. Re:Here's a thought by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Insurance would simply cease to exist, because it would no longer be profitable. If premiums escalated as you say, it would no longer be worthwhile for people to buy insurance, so the whole business model simply disappears.

    13. Re:Here's a thought by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      I disagree.

      I don't think you do, I think you are just focusing on a different time window.

      Insurance would simply cease to exist, because it would no longer be profitable. If premiums escalated as you say, it would no longer be worthwhile for people to buy insurance, so the whole business model simply disappears.

      Well, yeah, that would be the ultimate effect, I was just looking at the immediate response on the insurance company's side, not what the ultimate (and fairly rapid) effect would be.

  8. Can't it support both? by Rivalz · · Score: 4, Funny

    It seem's like it is making everyone happy these days.
    News agencies are creaming their panties.
    Companies get to sweep shit under the rug while their competitors crash and burn. (I bet you Microsoft was heart broken to hear the PSN got hacked.)
    Hackers make some money and who knows might eventually get laid.
    The Government gets to restrict our freedom's and buy bigger shiny new toys and has even more reasons to keep printing money until it costs more to print it than its worth.

    I get the pleasure of changing my password every twenty minutes to something like LKJGDSKLeiojgtqpltjwe4jt]90iejaasdfHippofucknuggets

    Everyone WINS!

    1. Re:Can't it support both? by imgumbydamnit · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      LKJGDSKLeiojgtqpltjwe4jt]90iejaasdfHippofucknuggets? I've got the same combination on my luggage!

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    2. Re:Can't it support both? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hippofucknuggets is the best password ever.

    3. Re:Can't it support both? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our teachers, however, cry at your incorrect use of conjunctions. :)

    4. Re:Can't it support both? by Rivalz · · Score: 1

      Yea sorry about that. Next time I'll hire someone to proof read my post for me. Maybe one of my old english teachers that recently got laid off.
      That'll teech that knowitz all bitch about stressin me on my grammer lessins.

    5. Re:Can't it support both? by digitig · · Score: 1

      Not any more.

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    6. Re:Can't it support both? by IorDMUX · · Score: 1

      Nah. Too vulnerable to dictionary attacks.

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    7. Re:Can't it support both? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Hah! But I've got my own TSA luggage-lock key. So there.

      (Seriously, what an f*-ed up concept. One key that opens all luggage? How long was it before somebody had one of their own, outside of the TSA? All of one day maybe?)

    8. Re:Can't it support both? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seem's like it is making everyone happy these days.
      News agencies are creaming their panties.
      Companies get to sweep shit under the rug while their competitors crash and burn. (I bet you Microsoft was heart broken to hear the PSN got hacked.)
      Hackers make some money and who knows might eventually get laid.
      The Government gets to restrict our freedom's and buy bigger shiny new toys and has even more reasons to keep printing money until it costs more to print it than its worth.

      I get the pleasure of changing my password every twenty minutes to something like LKJGDSKLeiojgtqpltjwe4jt]90iejaasdfHippofucknuggets

      Everyone WINS!

    9. Re:Can't it support both? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once use the password "!it'sav10lentpornographychokingchicks&sodomythekindofstuffyouseeontv?" but really most places won't let you use a password that long no matter how easy it is to remember. For those who don't know this is a song lyric.

    10. Re:Can't it support both? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's no good, try

      LKJGDSKLeiojgtqpltjwe4jt]90iejaasdfHippofucknuggets1

    11. Re:Can't it support both? by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      Now come on, there's like 6 keys - and it's not like you can just look at the locks in Wal Mart and buy them all for about $15. Oh, wait...

    12. Re:Can't it support both? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get the pleasure of changing my password every twenty minutes to something like LKJGDSKLeiojgtqpltjwe4jt]90iejaasdfHippofucknuggets

      Everyone WINS!

      Invalid Password.
      Missing special characters.

    13. Re:Can't it support both? by mrdogi · · Score: 1

      The Government gets to restrict our freedom's and buy bigger shiny new toys and has even more reasons to keep printing money until it costs more to print it than its worth.

      In a sense (cents?) they've been doing this for years

    14. Re:Can't it support both? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was merely amused until I hit "hippofucknuggets." Then I spit coffee all over my keyboard. And I wasn't even drinking coffee at the time.

    15. Re:Can't it support both? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "it's not like you can just look at the locks in Wal Mart and buy them all for about $15. Oh, wait..."

      Haha. Exactly.

  9. Supporting Criminals by Jaime2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Paying ransom is almost always a bad idea for the community as a whole. The authorities are simply trying to make the company do the right thing instead of the selfish thing. The biggest problem with security is that the incentives are rarely aligned with the responsibilities; this is a classic case of re-aligning those by pushing the societal cost back to the people who are in a position to make the decision.

    1. Re:Supporting Criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The authorities are simply trying to make the company do the right thing instead of the selfish thing.

      And threatening them with a crime is always a good way to encourage them to talk to the cops next time, because I'm sure the cops would have put that right at the top of their todo list before the money had traded hands.

      Right...

    2. Re:Supporting Criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ; this is a classic case of re-aligning those by pushing the societal cost back to the people who are in a position to make the decision.

      In a completely unrelated matter: 99% of all companies affected by hacks and intrusions don't report them. I wonder why?

    3. Re:Supporting Criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Except that this isn't re-aligning the incentives as you state. It is adding a new incentive: to not tell the authorities you paid a ransom.

      It makes law enforcement's job harder and the criminal's job easier. The hacker gets to force the company into a lose-lose choice. Be hacked and take the losses to assets, customers, and reputation.. or pay off and risk prosecution. Of course, in the pay off option the company will no longer call up law enforcement and talk about how they just got a ransom demand, so the FBI is going to lose out on an opportunity to track a criminal.

      If we are to remain consistent with your logic, we should threaten mugging victims as accomplices for handing over wallets/purses/watches instead of attempting to run the mugger off.

      There are plenty of crimes which involve victims that are in poor positions to make good decisions. Altering the incentives to make those positions even worse isn't going to get less selfish decisions. Its just going to make everybody worse off.

    4. Re:Supporting Criminals by squizzar · · Score: 1

      Next time you're being mugged tell them that they can't have the money because you are likely funding an illegal drug habit...

    5. Re:Supporting Criminals by serutan · · Score: 1

      Any law is automatically an incentive for people not to admit breaking it. That's no rationale against making laws. The reason for any business regulation is that there's a tendency for business owners not to be altruistic unless there are tangible consequence hanging over their heads.

    6. Re:Supporting Criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Widening the scope of a law through the actions of the executive and judiciary is not the same thing as "making laws" which is a function of the legislature. If you don't see the difference, we need to have another conversation first.

      So, yeah. If the executive suddenly comes round saying your ransom payment is a crime, no one is going to come round the FBI branch office to say "hey.. we've got this hacker demanding a ransom, which we're going to pay. Maybe you should track the money and look for the guy."

      And.. like I said, if we're really going to go this route, we need to be making the same threats to mugging victims and rape victims that capitulate, abuse victims that submit, and especially the victims of con artists.

    7. Re:Supporting Criminals by shentino · · Score: 1

      Comparing hacking to mugging is not proper anyway.

      For one, getting hacked, unless you are a hospital, or possibly a crucial utility, is not a life and death matter.

      Secondly, if you are mugged, you have already lost control over the situation, since the mugger is going to take your money whether you hand it over willingly or they have to pry it from your cold dead hands after shooting you for resisting.

      Since your money is as good as gone either way, the rational thing to do is fork it over. You gain nothing for you or for society at large if you resist.

      It is better to lose your money and keep your life than it is to lose your life but lose your money anyway.

    8. Re:Supporting Criminals by shentino · · Score: 1

      Being threatened with hacking is not the same thing as being mugged.

      With an extortion attempt, if you don't pay up and you get hacked, you get to keep the ransom, even though damages may well exceed it.

      If you get mugged, the cash is going to be taken away from you no matter what you do. Either you pay up and escape with your life, or you get shot and the mugger pries the cash out of your cold dead hands anyway, leaving you deprived both of your money AND your life, contrary to the stereotypical call of the highwayman. And unless the mugger has something to lose by killing you, they may just kill you anyway to cover their own ass, or simply for the thrill.

      So with extortion, refusal to pay can prove to be a disincentive if the hacker incurs a net loss in the time and effort it takes to hack you without getting paid off for not doing it.

      Whereas with mugging, since the guy with the gun always wins anyway, there is no such disincentive.

    9. Re:Supporting Criminals by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      And unless the mugger has something to lose by killing you, they may just kill you anyway to cover their own ass, or simply for the thrill.

      Unlike us internet tough guys, who have killed virtual thousands, in real life most people are fairly squeamish about murdering someone.

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  10. Paying Dane-geld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And that is called asking for Dane-geld,
        And the people who ask it explain
    That you've only to pay 'em the Dane-geld
        And then you'll get rid of the Dane!

    -- Rudyard Kipling, from "http://www.poetryloverspage.com/poets/kipling/dane_geld.html"

    1. Re:Paying Dane-geld by wolfsdaughter · · Score: 1

      Just a few seconds too late...

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  11. Solution: Fire middle management. by copponex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    With the savings your friend could hire some real security experts to keep their systems online.

    As for the terrorism bit, it makes me wonder when we can sue members of Reagan Administration for arming the proto-Taliban, Saddam Hussein, and Iran. Clinton and Obama owe us a few bucks for Pakistan too, when they inevitably start arming terrorist in the near future. What's good for the goose is good for the gander, right?

    1. Re:Solution: Fire middle management. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's good for the goose is good for the gander, right?

      Well, no, not always. There are differences between the two... your dad did explain the birds and the bees, right? :)

    2. Re:Solution: Fire middle management. by copponex · · Score: 1

      Doesn't gander mean a group of geese?

    3. Re:Solution: Fire middle management. by Abstrackt · · Score: 2

      A gander is a male goose. A group of geese is called a gaggle if they're on the ground, a skein if they're in the air, or the group can be referred to as a flock regardless of context.

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    4. Re:Solution: Fire middle management. by JimFive · · Score: 1

      Doesn't gander mean a group of geese?

      No, a gander is a male goose.
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    5. Re:Solution: Fire middle management. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Can we also sue Great Britain, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, the People's Republic of China, and France for arming the "proto-Taliban"?

      And France, South Africa, Great Britain, People's Republic of China and the former members of the Soviet Union for arming Iraq under Saddam? You look at the TO&E for Iraq before Desert Storm and after it, there isn't much that was made in the USA there.

      As for Iran, gotta go after the French, the Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter and Reagan administrations for that, oh and the Israelis too.

    6. Re:Solution: Fire middle management. by artor3 · · Score: 1

      Nah, a gander is a male goose. A group of geese is a gaggle.

    7. Re:Solution: Fire middle management. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Nope. Male goose (of which the female is also, for some reason, called "goose.")

    8. Re:Solution: Fire middle management. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      A gander is a male goose.

      Goose applies to the female in particular while gander applies to the male in particular. Young birds before fledging are called goslings. A group of geese on the ground is called a gaggle; when geese fly in formation, they are called a wedge or a skein.

    9. Re:Solution: Fire middle management. by PoopCat · · Score: 1

      No, and you should sue whoever provided you with such a poor education.

    10. Re:Solution: Fire middle management. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..as long as Great Britain can sue the US for arming the IRA.

    11. Re:Solution: Fire middle management. by digitig · · Score: 1

      If you like. The courts you sue in will likely decide that those places are outside the courts' jurisdiction, but you'll make a lot of lawyers happy.

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    12. Re:Solution: Fire middle management. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      I've been in Irish bars here in the states that still are pro-Republican bars. Some even still have donation jars for the "fighters".

      The IRA also got a lot of arms from the Soviet Bloc, especially from the Czechs and Libya, some money from the KGB, but a lot more money from the US.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provisional_Irish_Republican_Army_arms_importation

    13. Re:Solution: Fire middle management. by copponex · · Score: 1

      You poor man. Do you think other countries are prosecutable under US law? The issue here is one of hypocrisy: many of the actors involved in funding Iran, Iraq, and the proto-Taliban are still alive in the United States. If we can prosecute someone for supporting terrorism through ransom payments -- remember, not knowing they were terrorists isn't a sufficient legal excuse -- that would open up every US administration official who helped fund any of those terrorist groups.

      Hell, the Reagan Administration removed Iraq from the State Sponsors of Terror list in 1982. The cronies (most of whom served in the Bush Administrations) would have to do some terrific tap dancing around that fact.

      And while most of the weapons were not manufactured in the United States, most of the money came through deals explicitly approved and supported by the State Department and the CIA. They helped arrange funding through loans from the Gulf States, ironically including Kuwait and Saudi Arabia. The Reagan Administration was afraid Iran would run over Iraq and upset regional stability near all of the oil, so they played both sides, even providing military intelligence to Iraq even though they claimed to be officially neutral. (A little reading would probably be helpful for you.)

      When when our war machine spun out of control, our weak-kneed response opened up the invasion of Kuwait. According to official transcripts, our diplomat said the following:

      We can see that you have deployed massive numbers of troops in the south. Normally that would be none of our business, but when this happens in the context of your threats against Kuwait, then it would be reasonable for us to be concerned. For this reason, I have received an instruction to ask you, in the spirit of friendship — not confrontation — regarding your intentions: Why are your troops massed so very close to Kuwait's borders? ...We have no opinion on your Arab-Arab conflicts, such as your dispute with Kuwait. Secretary Baker has directed me to emphasize the instruction, first given to Iraq in the 1960s, that the Kuwait issue is not associated with America.

      Later, the same diplomat said, "Obviously, I didn't think, and nobody else did, that the Iraqis were going to take all of Kuwait."

    14. Re:Solution: Fire middle management. by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      In the same way that a female cow is called a "cow", and a male cow is called a "bull". Generically, they are cows (or kine, but only if you're really, really old). Yeah, there's "cattle", too, but that's totally different etymology.

    15. Re:Solution: Fire middle management. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      +0 Informative, Offtopic.

      Pertinent name, though.

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    16. Re:Solution: Fire middle management. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Doesn't gander mean a group of geese?

      You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.

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  12. Suckers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone sent them an email? And they think now it will stop? What's more likely is the extortionist will brag to his friends about it and spark a gold rush of extortion emails to this pathetic company. If I were a shareholder I would demand the resignation of the idiot who agreed to this, followed by an investigation into whether he knew the extortionist.

  13. Neither by Rary · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is this supporting terrorists or supporting stockholders?

    "Supporting terrorists" is a stupid description, and the idiot who said that needs a kick in the teeth. However, also stupid was paying these jackasses. Take every precaution you can, get the authorities involved as a backup, maybe even alert your shareholders to the threat, but do not pay extortionist script kiddies.

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    1. Re:Neither by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 2

      If they had had the authorities involved from the beginning they might have been able to arrange for the money to be traced.

    2. Re:Neither by Calindae · · Score: 1

      Involving the authorities means you get your servers bagged and tagged. It's pretty hard to run a business with your boxes sitting downtown with cops.

    3. Re:Neither by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      "Supporting terrorists" is a stupid description, and the idiot who said that needs a kick in the teeth.

      I'm guessing kicking that individual in the teeth would also count as terrorism...

    4. Re:Neither by brainzach · · Score: 1

      It was in their rational self interests to pay off the ransom.

      Allowing hackers to compromise their computers can easily costs the company millions of dollars.

      Alerting the shareholders would damage company's credibility on Wall Street causing its stock to lose value and for it to lose actual business because of negative PR. Do you expect the shareholders to give you a merit badge for honesty after their portfolios loses $100,000?

      If the company is smart, it would be a wake up call and they will spend a lot more money on security to prevent this from happening again. They don't get that luxury when a hacker has the balls, so paying them off is the best way to protect their business short term.

    5. Re:Neither by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No the crime they will be charged with will follow under the Office of Foreign Asset Control. Their goal is to reduce money going to terrorist organizations. So the statement while crude is accurate enough.

      No argument that the itself payment was monumentally stupid on many many levels.

    6. Re:Neither by Rary · · Score: 1

      But was there even a real threat? Just because someone says "I could hack your systems" doesn't mean that person actually can do it, or will do it. And just because they paid the "hackers" off, doesn't mean they'll necessarily keep to their word and not attack them, nor does it mean no one else will attack them just for the lulz.

      The only responsible thing to do is to invest in security. Instead, they invested in extortion. You know what happens when you invest in extortion? You bring about more extortion in the future. That is not in their rational self interest?

      --

      "You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war." -- Albert Einstein

    7. Re:Neither by brainzach · · Score: 1

      They should have invested in more security in the past, but they don't own a time machine. The best and most cost effective way to deal with the problem short term was to pay off the hackers.

      Of course it would be stupid if they relied on extortion for their security policy. They should have viewed this as a wake up call and they should invest a lot more in security to prevent this from happening again.

      I am sure that the hackers had some proof that they hacked the system. It is clear that their goal was money and they knew that companies will take them more seriously if they had proof. If they hacked the system after being paid off, it would make other companies more reluctant to pay them off in the future.

      Even if they weren't 100% sure of the hackers intentions, the $100,000 is small change compared to the millions they could have lost if their system was compromised. You can do a costs benefit analysis of each scenario and see that it would be best paying off the extortion short term.

      If someone robs you at gun point, it is in your rational self interest to give them your money. Their gun could be out of ammo or the guy doesn't have the balls to kill you, but you just don't take the risks. The amount of money you have on you is much smaller compared to the value of your life, so it is an easy decision. After the event, you analyze what went wrong and take precautions to prevent it from happening again.

  14. Better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell them you will pay them $200,000 if they are willing to pick it up in person.

  15. In an unrelated question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    What's the name of your friend's company?

    1. Re:In an unrelated question... by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Sony?

    2. Re:In an unrelated question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blackwater, why?

  16. Dubious? by rueger · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Am I alone in finding this story incredibly sketchy? Either the company, the poster, and the police are stunning idiots, or it's just bullshit created to inflame a bunch of slashdotters.

    If some kind of attribution can't be found, I call BS.

    1. Re:Dubious? by Batmunk2000 · · Score: 1

      I agree. If a pending charge is actually in the works then the name of the company & CIO should be cited. This story is bogus.

    2. Re:Dubious? by Kittenman · · Score: 1

      "Anonymous reader" and "a friend". I think you're right. Mark you, someone I was talking to at the bar last night said his cousin's best mate's sister's uncle had the same thing happen to him.

      --
      "The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes" - Winston Churchill
    3. Re:Dubious? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      They actually paid the extortion (told authorities after). The authorities said the company could be charged with supporting Terrorists.

      So "the authorities" can prove that the criminals are in fact terrorists, and that the money made it to them, right? But they can't catch them, is that also right?

      Yeah, it sounds a little fishy.

      --
      "Our two-party system is like a bowl of shit looking at itself in a mirror." - Lewis Black
    4. Re:Dubious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Story was submitted anonymously (yeah, I know, but I just don't care enough about /. to sign up).
      2. Story happened to a friend (now, for those of us reading this, this becomes a friend of a friend)
      3. Story involves fairly impressive claims
      4. Story uses hot-button words ("hacked", "extortion", "terrorists") to improve visibility.

      Yep, my Snopes radar is going off like crazy for this one.

    5. Re:Dubious? by hey! · · Score: 1

      That was my reaction too. Sounds like an urban legend.

      The thing that sounded most bogus to me was the $100,000 ransom. Unless it was in cash, it'd be traceable. If it *were* cash, taking that much cash out would trigger a money laundering investigation.

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    6. Re:Dubious? by bartwol · · Score: 2

      Very dubious. Slashdot often posts BS stories simply because doing so engages their readers. It is not a requirement of the editors that a story has integrity; only that a certain percentage of the stories have integrity. That's enough to keep people coming back with hope that their time isn't going to be wasted.

      This time, we're losers. And, yes, to me, it is mildly humiliating to be a participant in this.

      Slashdot. Not journalism. Infotainment. Hi BS quotient.

      (And that's why I read and respond less and less every year.)

    7. Re:Dubious? by csumpi · · Score: 1

      You are not alone. If a company was stupid enough to pay $100k to not be hacked, they should be thrown into jail, just for their stupidity. This article is total BS.

    8. Re:Dubious? by stms · · Score: 1

      Either the company, the poster, and the police are stunning idiots, or it's just bullshit created to inflame a bunch of slashdotters.

      What are you trying to say? That this is the most true story posted on /. in years? That the two are mutually exclusive?

    9. Re:Dubious? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Am I alone in finding this story incredibly sketchy? Either the company, the poster, and the police are stunning idiots, or it's just bullshit created to inflame a bunch of slashdotters. If some kind of attribution can't be found, I call BS.

      The ever innovative Slashdot team have decided to post all the trolls they receive as "stories" to save themselves the bother of having to copy stuff from blogs.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    10. Re:Dubious? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The thing that sounded most bogus to me was the $100,000 ransom. Unless it was in cash, it'd be traceable. If it *were* cash, taking that much cash out would trigger a money laundering investigation.

      That depends on the size of the company. I imagine Apple could lose that much in their petty cash reconciliation each day.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    11. Re:Dubious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The anonymous submitter might have made this up but this really does happen. In my own country a few years ago a business had one such extortion demand which they refused to pay and they subsequently had their business absolutely pummelled by Russian criminals.

  17. Danegeld by Rudyard Kipling by wolfsdaughter · · Score: 5, Informative

    Dane-geld
    (A.D. 980-1016)

    IT IS always a temptation to an armed and agile nation,
            To call upon a neighbour and to say:—
    “We invaded you last night—we are quite prepared to fight,
            Unless you pay us cash to go away.”

    And that is called asking for Dane-geld,
            And the people who ask it explain
    That you’ve only to pay ’em the Dane-geld
            And then you’ll get rid of the Dane!

    It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation,
            To puff and look important and to say:—
    “Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you.
            We will therefore pay you cash to go away.”

    And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
            But we’ve proved it again and again,
    That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
            You never get rid of the Dane.

    It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
            For fear they should succumb and go astray,
    So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
            You will find it better policy to says:—

    “We never pay any one Dane-geld,
            No matter how trifling the cost,
    For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
            And the nation that plays it is lost!”

    --
    "Are they made from real Girl Scouts?" ~Wednesday Addams
    1. Re:Danegeld by Rudyard Kipling by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Good answer! Was planning to post this myself, but you beat me to it....

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      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    2. Re:Danegeld by Rudyard Kipling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kim Jong-Il's favorite poem.

    3. Re:Danegeld by Rudyard Kipling by PerformanceDude · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, Dane-geld comes from the Viking age. A good example is that the French king paid the Danes to stop destroying Paris. So they took the money and left, only to come back later and ask for more money. So yes - paying Dane-geld does not get rid of the Dane... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danegeld

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    4. Re:Danegeld by Rudyard Kipling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And here was me thinking it was called Liberation.

    5. Re:Danegeld by Rudyard Kipling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dane-geld
      (A.D. 980-1016)

      That's odd, Kipling was born in 1865 C.E.

  18. They PAID???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's as bad as all those people who sent money to Nigeria. Now they'll be making similar demands of every company in America.

    1. Re:They PAID???? by Timmmm · · Score: 1

      Yes I'm kind of amazed that they paid. How on earth would you expense that?

    2. Re:They PAID???? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Yes I'm kind of amazed that they paid. How on earth would you expense that?

      The same way you expense hookers, drugs and bribes. Creatively.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  19. YOu stupid SOB! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should have told mgt that you'd deliver the cash. Then you take the cash out of the bag, put in some phone books, and deliver that to the extortionists.

    When they call up and say "You ripped us off!!" You just say to your boss "They're trying to fuck us again!!" I mean, who are they gonna believe?

    What's the hackers going to do to you? Hack your Facebook account and put up gay porn? Say mean and nasty things about you?

  20. Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    1. Find a way to drop the money off in person, or track where it goes.
    2. Kill them
    3. ??????????
    4. profit!!!

    1. Re:Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3. ?????????? = keep the money for yourself

      There's obviously no question about how to profit

    2. Re:Simple solution by blackbeak · · Score: 1

      Simpler:

      php_flag register_globals off

      You're welcome!

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      Everything and its opposite is true. Get used to it.
  21. yah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My friends sisters uncles niece's boyfriend said... I call bullocks.

  22. Supporting terrorists or stockholders? Both. by mpoulton · · Score: 1

    Plenty of good business decisions are illegal. For example, many international trading companies would be more profitable if they expanded into the lucrative cocaine transportation markets. That doesn't mean they can legally do so just because it increases dividends! If the hacking group in question here is a designated Foreign Terrorist Organization (yes, there is a list), then giving them money is a federal crime - regardless of the reason for the payment or how much business sense it makes.

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    I am a geek attorney, but not your geek attorney unless you've already retained me. This is not legal advice.
  23. My pet rock wards off hacker attacks by whoever57 · · Score: 0

    I have a pet rock by my desk that I was told (when I bought it) it would ward off attacks by hackers. It's been a great purchase, since we haven't been hacked. It cost a lot less than $100k! What a bargain!

    But seriously, how many groups of hackers/crackers are out there? How do you know that paying off the group will not actually encourage attacks (since, by paying, you express doubt in your own security)?

    --
    The real "Libtards" are the Libertarians!
  24. My opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They shouldn't have paid anything, hired a very experienced security expert on a 3 month contract, save money and increase security.

  25. Well if the extortion was done by a ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...government employee or even better an official, then yes it probably is supporting terrorist.

  26. One AND the same... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The expression is "one AND the same."

    "One in the same" is phonetically similar but semantically stupid and outright incorrect.

    I know this comment is off topic and I am a grammar Nazi and so on. Be that as it may, using language stupidly like this does NOT evolve it. People like you dumb our language down and make it worse for everyone.

    On second thought, please continue to be thoughtless and use expressions incorrectly like this. Do so on your resume and cover letter, so I won't ever make the mistake of hiring someone as cognitively sloppy as you.

    1. Re:One AND the same... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bravo, sir.

    2. Re:One AND the same... by Catnaps · · Score: 4, Funny

      Quite frankly, I could care less. After all, it's not rocket surgery.

    3. Re:One AND the same... by Verdatum · · Score: 1

      Agreed. For all intensive purposes, its the same thing. I get this alot. Trolling is a art.

    4. Re:One AND the same... by Catnaps · · Score: 1

      I wonder if he's raging right now.

    5. Re:One AND the same... by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      He's going to loose his mind for certain.

    6. Re:One AND the same... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      "One in the same" is [...] semantically stupid

      Obviously you never heard of fractal geometry. :-)

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    7. Re:One AND the same... by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Your probably right.

    8. Re:One AND the same... by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      Ill try to photochop up a pitcher of that happening.

    9. Re:One AND the same... by blackbeak · · Score: 1

      ...Trolling is a art.

      That's "an" art, you bozo! ;o)

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      Everything and its opposite is true. Get used to it.
  27. Sound Like a Money Laundering Scheme? by InitZero · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So you say a mid-sized company paid a $100,000 extortion? That money with 'poof', right? Untraceable, right? Call me the suspicious sort but are we sure this is extortion and not embezzlement?

    Cheers,
    Matt

    1. Re:Sound Like a Money Laundering Scheme? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the plot of the movie The Informant.

    2. Re:Sound Like a Money Laundering Scheme? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      I believe that would be the crux of the otherwise laughable claim that they could be charged with supporting terrorism.

      Goes like this:

      Achmed: Hussain, did you get the money I wired you?
      Hussain: Yes, $100,000 from Middle-Eastern Union.
      Achmed: Good, good, and -- just a sec, there's someone at the door. Praise allah.
      Hussain: I'll hold, god is great.
      Feds: OPEN UP! WE KNOW YOU'RE SENDING MONEY TO TERRORISTS!
      Achmed: Gotta go. Salam.
      Hussain. Cheers. Alla hu Ackbar. Say hi to Naiya for me.
      Achmed: Will do...COMING!
      Feds: Why did you wire $100,000 to a "J. Random Suspicious Bearded Fellow c/o Not A Terrorist H4xxor, Inc."?
      Achmed: They called me and said they were going to DDoS my MMORPG if I didn't GTFO PDQ.
      Feds: A likely story.
      Achmed: You got to believe me. If it was terrorist funding I would have used BitCoin. They insisted on Euros.
      Feds: That's just what you'd say. ...

      And so on.

    3. Re:Sound Like a Money Laundering Scheme? by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      So what happened...

      Did they find who/where cashed (and endorsed) the check?
      Or find the owner of the paypal account with $100,000? (what, you can't have a paypal account frozen?)
      Or find the owner of the account they asked for the funds to be transferred to? ... I imagine $100k is more than western union allows to be wired to someone.

      I realize there are difficulties involved with each of these, but we're not asking the police to find out who cleaned out your household savings account or who stole your 10 year old car. Presumably this would be high enough profile to actually get someone's attention.

      I could be wrong, of course. They could have asked for a bag of unmarked $100 bills be placed in a locker at the bus depot... No, wait. That was a movie.

    4. Re:Sound Like a Money Laundering Scheme? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But dude, they cut off one of Bunny's toes!

    5. Re:Sound Like a Money Laundering Scheme? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      . If it was terrorist funding I would have used BitCoin

      Terrorists might be evil, but they're not generally that fucking stupid.

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  28. They did! by Weezul · · Score: 2

    They bought something for that $100k, namely the hacker document his hack. I'm sure she even did a contentious job for a coked up Belorussian teenager who's english does not extend beyond text speak.

    Yeah, sure $100k sounds steep for simply documenting a handful of security bugs, but they were the bugs that might've bitten you for $1M. And surely you saved way more by building your site using cheap ass Visual Basic developers, right?

    Anyways, anyone who views hacking as terrorism is a moron, especially the authorities who threatened the company.

    --
    The Christian religion has been and still is the principal enemy of moral progress in the world. -- Bertrand Russell
    1. Re:They did! by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 1

      You are assuming that there are a finite number of exploitable ways of attacking the company. Otherwise, all you have done is provide proof that you are open to blackmail and it's only a matter of time before you are blackmailed again. Presumably the CIO is hoping to have slipped away to another company by then.

    2. Re:They did! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      You are assuming that there are a finite number of exploitable ways of attacking the company.

      There is. Since the connections have a finite data range, there's a finite (although large) number of possible bit patterns attackers might send. Also all computers they could use for the attacks have finite memory (this is even true if they make use of a botnet), therefore the number of algorithms they could apply in the attack is finite as well.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    3. Re:They did! by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 1

      The sad part is that this line argument actually went through my head as I was writing and I even stopped and wondered whether I should find an alternative wording instead of glibly expanding the definition of "finite". "Less than M" was the only thing to came to mind from an old linear methods text I encountered in my youth but that seemed too obscure. I'm open to suggestions as to a better word/phrase to use.

    4. Re:They did! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Anyways, anyone who views hacking as terrorism is a moron, especially the authorities who threatened the company

      The level of reading comprehension on slashdot seems to fall daily. Nobody is saying that hacking itself s terrorism, they're saying terrorists are using hackers to extort money, which is then used to fund terrorism.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  29. Wait what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So an anonymous read writes that their friend is CIO at a blah blah blah and you all grant this claim credence?

    1. Re:Wait what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely you are aware of the "my friend" code for talking about oneself?! And since his boss knows who he is, of course he's anonymous.

  30. Re:False dichotomy by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's the whole point of "terrorism". You can label anything terrorism, and all of a sudden none of the old rules apply.

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    Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
  31. The police are probably right by jonbryce · · Score: 1

    I think you will find it is illegal to pay extortion money to criminal groups in most parts of the world. Your friend's employer will also now be on a sucker's list of people they will try to get increasingly larger amounts of money out of, so no, this is not supporting the stockholders.

    1. Re:The police are probably right by blair1q · · Score: 1

      You can't be found guilty of a crime you were coerced into performing.

      Proving anything about it is iffy, but the burden is on the prosecution.

      The only place I can find anything about making it illegal to pay ransom is in...Somalia. Yeah, that makes sense.

      The UK repealed its anti-ransom-paying laws in...1782. Probably just to take their minds off how things were going in The Colonies by focussing on that sexy Pirate stuff in the Caribbean.

    2. Re:The police are probably right by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      The UK re-instated those laws in the 1990s to stop businesses funding the IRA by paying ransom demands, and they have been tightened up since with the new money laundering regulations that are in place across Europe and other signatories to the Financial Action Task Force.

    3. Re:The police are probably right by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      You can't be found guilty of a crime you were coerced into performing.

      True but irrelevant here; as a criminal defense that provides exculpation (rather than a circumstance that might mitigate sentence upon conviction), coercion requires (among other things) an imminent threat of death or serious bodily harm. Unless the company execs were on an orbiting space station and the hacker was threatening to shut off their life support system with a clear capacity to carry out the threat, or some equally extreme scenario, you aren't going to find "coercion" of the type necessary to excuse a crime in a hacker-ransom scenario.

    4. Re:The police are probably right by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Yer gonna haveter show me a link fer that one. Can't see it anywhere.

  32. idea... by swan5566 · · Score: 1

    If the gov't required all public companies to disclose all such threats and ban them from giving out money or extortionists (or else get in big trouble), then there would be a bigger financial incentive for companies to not pay extortionists than to pay them, and it will eventually cut out this black market from the start. Eventually, the extortionists would realize they have no leverage with the target companies and just stop - hacking them to send a message to other companies wouldn't accomplish anything. And since they're a public company, they wouldn't have as much of a vested interest in trying to duck the gov't and pay off the criminals. I'd bet that this improves the overall safety of companies. Thoughts?

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    1. Re:idea... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      So what do you do when there are lives on the line? Just say "too bad" and let the extortionists kill them? What if it was your life? Are you prepared to sacrifice your own life to preserve what is really nothing more than a particular means of saving the company money?

    2. Re:idea... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      So what do you do when there are lives on the line? Just say "too bad" and let the extortionists kill them? What if it was your life? Are you prepared to sacrifice your own life to preserve what is really nothing more than a particular means of saving the company money?

      You are assuming that payment of the extortion/ransom necessarily implies that the bad guys won't do bad things to you since you paid them off.

      Hint: there's no requirement that after ransom is paid to a kidnapper that he releases the victim. Just as there's no requirement that after you pay off the extortion demand that the bad guys won't turn around and hack you anyway.

      Or just ask for more money...

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      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
  33. Not the only hackers. by ngc5194 · · Score: 1

    They do know this group isn't the only group of hackers out there? This payment only "applies" to the one group, right? There's nothing preventing any other hacker from attacking that network, and assuming the "protected from " hacking group actually knows about a vulnerability at the "protectee" site, there's nothing preventing them from selling that information to other hackers. When a business pays "protection" money to a group of gangsters, at the very least they have some expectation that this particular gang will protect its territory and some other group won't come along and extort money from them as well. There's no expectation of this on the Internet. You're going to be asked to pay this periodically. If you really want to be left alone, you'd have to pay off several groups. For this money, you can buy some expertise and protect yourself.

    1. Re:Not the only hackers. by oheso · · Score: 1

      Particularly nice website you got there. Be a shame if anything were to happen to it. (Nudges 24" monitor off desk with elbow.) Aw, lookit that. See? Accidents happen alla time.

  34. That's amazing. by Toze · · Score: 1

    I've got the same combination on my luggage.

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    No OS on the planet can protect itself from a user with the admin password. - Yvan256
  35. Serious Answer: Yes by MDillenbeck · · Score: 1

    If I recall, anyone who brings any form of material compensation (goods or supplies) to an organization that is a terrorist organization or supports a terrorist organization is in turn guilty of supporting a terrorist organization. What the US Government is trying to do is make it illegal to directly or indirectly support any organization they deem 'terrorist', with the original intent of cutting down the 'money pushers' - the people who procure funding under false pretense and transfer it to entities hostile to the US Government. Since many criminal organizations will have ties with organizations that either directly or indirectly support 'terrorist organizations', the US Government is probably fairly confident that they could draw a line of connection and thus find the company guilty. After all, $100k is a significant amount of money. [As to the post stating that this is BS post, it may be - but it does not change the thought-exercise component of this exercise... think about it: if the Red Cross provides humanitarian aid to members of a terrorist organization and you have donated to Red Cross, then you are guilty also. Welcome to the new USA - a little less liberty for a little more security.]

    1. Re:Serious Answer: Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the new USA - a little less liberty for a little more security.

      In a democracy, the people get the government they deserve.

    2. Re:Serious Answer: Yes by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Also, let's not forget the fact that it is easier and less dangerous for the government to pursue a well-meaning law-abiding company than scary terrorists. So instead of going after people who may have guns or other weapons, the government can just go after the victims of the terrorists, who were threatened with significant property and/or business viability damage if they did not pay the amount.
      This harkens back to the days of "protection money" where the mob would collect money from businesses, and if the businesses did not pay, the mob would burn the place down. Except in the old days, I don't think the police would have arrested the shop owner for being a victim of the mob.

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      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
    3. Re:Serious Answer: Yes by black+soap · · Score: 1

      And that money was probably rolled back into the "company", hiring more thugs to demand more "protection money" from an even bigger neighborhood.

  36. Don't Pay Ransoms by medv4380 · · Score: 1

    If you pay a ransom it only encourages you to be hit again and again. At least if you bring in the authorities first then pay the ransom they money can be tracked though all the banks if they say it's a good idea, but they'll probably say the same thing that it's a bad idea. Chikita banana has been in similar hot water with paying the local warlords their protection money.

    1. Re:Don't Pay Ransoms by geekoid · · Score: 1

      OTOH, you could not may and have your business grind to a halt, people could die. It's always about risk.

      As much as the media likes to use it as a plot device, it's not simply don't pay and it won't happen.
      And the exchange of money isn't the end game.

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      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    2. Re:Don't Pay Ransoms by mark-t · · Score: 1

      So... if some guy that is clearly bigger and stronger than you are holds up a knife to you and says "gimme your wallet", do you still say no?

      Just sayin'... if something's important enough to you, you will pay whatever you can afford to keep it safe.

  37. Extortion is not terrorism by schwit1 · · Score: 1

    Otherwise a bank teller that gives money to a robber that's pointing a gun at them is supporting terrorism.

    1. Re:Extortion is not terrorism by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No. one is a threat of immediate death, the other is having IT shut down outside access.

      Both have their costs, but they are not the same.

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      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    2. Re:Extortion is not terrorism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No difference. Both come down to give me what I want or I will harm you.

    3. Re:Extortion is not terrorism by mark-t · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that it's always perfectly okay to pay extortion money when loss of life is otherwise imminent?

      Just so we're clear on where the dividing line is...

    4. Re:Extortion is not terrorism by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      But neither are, in themselves, supporting terrorism. If a terrorist robs a bank or extorts you then technically it is, but merely performing these acts is not terrorism

  38. "is this supporting terrorists or stockholders?" by kel-tor · · Score: 1

    "is this supporting terrorists or stockholders?"

    Both.

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  39. Smoking pot supports terrorists too by Uloi · · Score: 1

    That's the new line if you do anything that the DOJ doesn't want you to do. OMG wear your seatbelt or the terrorists win!

    1. Re:Smoking pot supports terrorists too by Uloi · · Score: 1

      Not that I'm saying paying off hackers is ok :)

  40. Not likely by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "The authorities said the company could be charged with supporting Terrorists."
    Not likely, and it would ever fly in court unless it could be moved it was intentional set up to launder money.

    It's authorities being pissy they weren't called first.

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    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  41. Stupidity. by drolli · · Score: 2

    a) i wonder which idio put his/her signature under such a transfer. I presume there was no life in danger, which is the only reason one could think about supporting criminals. Fuck these guys (the crackers and the company). For 100000 dollar i can invest enough time to hack (presumably by social engineering and really simple attacks) into at least 10 companies; and i am not a professional, neither white-hat, nor black-hat.

    b) From the formal viewpoint, this looks like corruption. You pay people without any proof that they did something for you for a lot of money. Who keeps some employee from sharing his secrets and getting something back from some friends? Would be too easy!

    c) If they have been hacked already and just pay the blackmail money not to see their customer details in the newspaper, then it would be better to be completely honest about it.

    d) I dont think it should be considered to be "supporting terrorists", but it could be funding well organized crime.

  42. Who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I couldn't help but notice that you didn't include the name of the company. That might help us answer your question. So, which company is it?

  43. Why not hire the hackers for 100K by llZENll · · Score: 1

    hackers are paid
    companies security hole is plugged

    1. Re:Why not hire the hackers for 100K by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Won't work, because then the "hacker" has to work for a full year for the $100,000, when he could instead be whooping it up in Belize or somewhere.

  44. Re:Supporting terrorists or stockholders? Both. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    No it's not. Willingly and knowingly giving them money is; something this would not qualify as sine they where coerced

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  45. What's the difference? by euxneks · · Score: 1

    Is this supporting terrorists or supporting stockholders? They're the same in my opinion. No regard for people, only there for a "higher" cause which originates from some ideology.

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  46. How Ironic by dynamo · · Score: 1

    The cops, who are supposed to protect the victims here, decide to threaten them instead. Who's the terrorist now?

  47. WOOOSH MOTHERFUCKERS. by copponex · · Score: 1

    Damn that was easy.

    1. Re:WOOOSH MOTHERFUCKERS. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      mod parent +1 evil

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  48. Re:Supporting terrorists or stockholders? Both. by rrossman2 · · Score: 1

    Yes, and the sad fact is if this was all real, and they hadn't paid, and the hacker(s) did do what they claimed, the company could now have a whole mess of broken regulations and such depending on what type of information they were dealing in and what was taken (which may have cost more than $100,000 in fines, lost customers, damage control and repair costs, etc)...

    And I still think this story is bogus, or someone is such an incompetent fool and shouldn't be working for that company.

  49. Bad Policy by meerling · · Score: 1

    To pay not only encourages them to do it again, but helps finance their next criminal activity.

    You have no guarantee other than the word of a criminal and extortionist that they won't do it anyhow, or jack you for more cash next month.

    Terrorism?!?! Not unless your system runs life support systems or something. It's amazing what some bozos call terrorism... No, I take that back, they tend to call everything they don't like terrorism, even unpopular ice cream flavors.

    Protecting the stockholders. Only in the short term, as in this quarter. Spending that million to fix the systems and keep them more secure is a much better deal. After all, how many times will you pay out that $100k? How long do you think it will stay that low? And what will your customers think about a company that hands big money checks out to every hooligan that sends them a threat?

    By the way, now that the criminals know your company is a sucker, you can bet they are just lining up to take potshots at your bank accounts.

    I don't know if paying extortionists is illegal there, but it's never a good idea.

  50. This is what the the dilbert principle gets you! by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    A PHB who will pay this want to bet you if send a fake domain or ink bill it will get payed as well.

  51. Both? by metrometro · · Score: 1

    Why do you think that supporting stockholders isn't also supporting terrorists? I mean, why not pay em $200,000 for them to take down a rival? It's a free market, man.

  52. This is new name for the Toner Scams or the web ho by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    This is new name for the Toner Scams or the web hosting scam where they just send a bill and it get's pay.

    So now that hacking group hacking is a big hot button issue right now all you have to do is just send a letter saying pay up or I will hack you and you don't even need to know how hack in the first place.

  53. Professional security guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Couldn't they just pay a professional security firm, get some load balancers, and call it a day? At least then it would be an investment.

  54. Re:False dichotomy by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

    You can label anything terrorism, and all of a sudden none of the old rules apply.

    Funny how the USA has seemingly managed to deal with domestic terrorism through the court system and not through waterboarding.

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  55. Contact the authorities first. by Freddybear · · Score: 1

    They should have contacted the FBI or equivalent authorities in their country before agreeing to give money to the hackers.

  56. Blah blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You people have become such pussies since 9/11.
    Hacking is not a crime.

    Most of the laws put on the books should be *civil* matters not criminal.
    The world has become very unfun.

  57. Really ? by fractalspace · · Score: 1

    This looks like a made-up story to me. No CIO of a 'medium sized publicly traded company' can be stupid enough to just throw away 100K like that. What is the name of this company ?

    1. Re:Really ? by bigredradio · · Score: 1

      Agreed. This looks [fake]. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few [fakes] in my time.

  58. Save The Next Guys Some Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trace the money, off the recipients.

  59. Highly suspect article. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This post is completely fake isn't it?

    Unless the company had in the past been hacked and found that it was easier to pay the hacker than to clean up the mess then it makes almost no sense.
    Not to mention that if you are running around paying hackers you might need to spend the 100k on network security.

    I've worked IT the financial industry for a long time and I've never ever heard of this.

    Board of directors would flip out in a publicly traded company if this were true.

  60. Don't shipping companies do the same thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So couldn't the same be said of all the shipping companies that routinely pay off Ethiopian pirates who take hostages? Shouldn't they be held liable for supporting terrorist activities?

  61. Well, let's rephrase the request by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What would you say if the same company were contacted and told that if it didn't pay $100,000 then the group would detonate bombs in the homes of it's customers and stockholders? Would you then ask if that group was "Terrorists"? Because extortion based on threats of violence (Whether online or physical) is all the same...

  62. Mod parent up! by rueger · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up for a really excellent Arlo Guthrie reference!

  63. Daemon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This may have been the best business decision they have ever made.

  64. Why didn't they try hiring the hacker? by elucido · · Score: 1

    But of course they can't because the hacker probably didn't have enough experience.

  65. That is a stupid calculation. by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    If 1000000 per year is the loss taken by a company due to attacks, and 100000 is required to pay off one criminal group for an unspecified time (let's be generous and assume they'll be satisfied for a year), then the company can buy protection from ten such groups for the same cost as not buying any.

    There are too many for that to work. Even if the protection racket included a deal where the paid-off crackers actively went after other crackers who targeted the company, it still wouldn't guarantee them anything. It's not as though anyone can be taken to court for breach of contract over this.

    And that's not even taking into account that the prices will rise as long as people are willing to pay. It's not economical - going along with extortion never is.

  66. All stockholders are terrorists! by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    Death to Capitalist Pigs! Long life to Comrade Avakian!

  67. Piracy by e3m4n · · Score: 1

    If any act is a closer representation of true piracy, its this rather than downloading software. Its very much akin to the Somali pirates that hold merchant ships hostage for a fraction of their actual worth.

  68. Re:Supporting terrorists or stockholders? Both. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    Willingly and knowingly giving them money is; something this would not qualify as sine they where coerced

    When it is a legal defense at all, "coercion" usually requires much more than was in play here (like imminent threat of death).

  69. Surfing Internet vs Piracy of Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These Hacker Extotionist Terrorists are the pirates on the internet. I would like to see these companies get ~that right. I download a file here and there and I'm a ~pirate? That makes me laugh and throw up on someone's Mezlan Hutchins Oxford shoes.

  70. Beyond Stupid by mikeq · · Score: 1

    Won't the hackers just keep demanding more and more money?

  71. Supporting terrorists? by deuist · · Score: 1

    So if a family member of mine is kidnapped and I pay the ransom, am I supporting terrorists?

    1. Re:Supporting terrorists? by thsths · · Score: 1

      > So if ... I pay the ransom, am I supporting terrorists?

      Yes, you are. You may feel justified in doing so, but you most certainly are funding (and rewarding) criminal activity.

      We have seen in Somalia how that works out. The insurances only cared about the bottom line, and so they paid off the terrorists. The terrorists then did two things (both completely logical): use the money to buy more weapons, and increase the ransom demands.

      That is why you don't negotiate with terrorists, at least not with the goal of paying them.

  72. What This Is by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

    "Is this supporting terrorists or supporting stockholders?"

    This is delaying the penalty to your stockholders until the next time they come around, while throwing the stockholders of all other companies under the bus by stimulating and funding the attackers.

    Never pay the Dane Geld.

  73. Talking to the authorities by russotto · · Score: 1

    The authorities said the company could be charged with supporting Terrorists.

    Lesson learned: Never talk to the authorities.

  74. Re:Supporting terrorists or stockholders? Both. by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

    You can't just say "well, they asked me for money and I gave it to them?" Really? So I have to stop saying that the cashier at the grocer is coercing me to give them money in exchange for goods and/or services?

  75. Suckers by The+Other+White+Meat · · Score: 1

    Now the hacker knows two things:

        1. Your network is completely insecure, and your Board knows it.
        2. Your Board is composed of idiots.

    All they've done is open the floodgates.

    For future reference, the correct response is to stall while you collect the money, call the FBI, and let them handle it from there.

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    --- Generation X: The first generation to have SIG lines inferior to their parents... ---
  76. Does the company know it's security posture? by Sam+Nitzberg · · Score: 1

    What is their security posture like? (Don't answer here...)

    Have they done any security audits or reports internally - even if they haven't, do they have someone in the company who is familiar with the security posture the company has across the board? This could be a person who has it as his formal job, or someone handling network and system operations who is familiar with their setup and had a general interest in security.

    That person needs (I think) to have a sit-down with appropriate staff and then with the CIO to discuss what can be done to immediately perform any key hardening and tightening up some defenses. They should also check their system to see that their appropriate configurations are intact and haven't been compromised. There may be limits to what can be done immediately, but this would be the time to tighten up the easiest ways for their networks or systems to be compromised, and eliminate some unnecessary risk. The biggest risk may be if any systems were already compromised.

    This company could bring in a consulting firm (and maybe it should), but I'd start by leveraging in-house knowledge and see if they immediately couldn't identify / review where they stand, what current risks exist, and what can be fixed in 24 hours, 48/72 hours, one business week, and longer. For now, the company shouldn't skimp on the overtime pay for these efforts, or at least let the people involved know their efforts are important and will be appreciated, and their efforts will be rewarded in some manner.

    Let us know how things work out... Good luck...

    -- Sam

  77. taxes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i really don't like the "charged with supporting Terrorists" bit, it makes me worry about the repercussions of paying taxes.

  78. How did they pay this money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did they write out a check or paid in cash. If they paid in cash, do they have a receipt from the hacking group? How are they accounting for this in their books? Is there a special head called "extortion" in their account books???

    If this is the thought management has given to all these accounting issues, forget security issues, they are in financial trouble and this is not a security problem.

  79. Better use of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about putting those $100,000 into securing your infrastructure?

  80. Disgrace is what it is by BlueCoder · · Score: 1

    Everything that is happening lately is sheer folly. Any real hacker or cracker wouldn't shoot themselves in the foot like this. These are amateurs pretending to be gang members. These are governments and companies posing as hackers to get tougher anti nerd laws passed. You just don't have a anarchist mentality show up overnight like this among people more educated than the average college graduate. You could possibly have it over something like a ten year period with a couple small groups but not like what is happening now. It's disgraceful and the only logical explanation is a campaign for a more controlled and metered internet with less privacy. A 911 to justify controlling the net.

  81. Better use of $100k by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    It seems like a better use of $100,000 to pay an organization to hunt down and kill a few hackers in some demonstrably brutal way.

    Kind of two birds with one stone - cure for the immediate issue, plus a future prophylactic value.

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  82. Is this any different than patent trolls? by micahjc · · Score: 1

    This seems a lot like the mentality that it is better to pay off the patent trolls rather than fight. But then, patent trolls are court approved [criminals] ;-)

  83. Damage... by erinpolerimos · · Score: 0

    Supporting both? The company will have big loss if they don't pay the hackers which can really do a BIG damage.

  84. Base Camp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All your base (ahem Companies) are beloging to us!