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The Science Behind Fanboyism

crookedvulture writes "We've all encountered fanboys. They lurk on messageboards and in comment threads, ready to trumpet the benefits of their product or brand of choice with Cheeto-stained fingertips. And it's not their fault. This analysis of the scientific research on the subject reveals that our brains unconsciously develop an affinity for products we choose over similarly attractive alternatives. Duh, right? But what's really interesting is that this affinity exists not just among adults, but also children, monkeys, and even amnesic subjects with no memory of their original choices. We're all hard-wired to be fanboys, it seems. Some of us just do a better job of overcoming our subconscious tendencies."

272 comments

  1. Why Cheeto-stained? by Wolvenhaven · · Score: 5, Funny

    When clearly Doritos are the superior snack food.

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    1. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by idontgno · · Score: 4, Funny

      And by "Doritos" you mean the only true Doritos, the Taco flavor ones. Every other product in that line is a waste of perfectly good corn triangles, an abomination, the spawn of Anti-Dorito.

      You do mean the Taco Flavor ones, right? Or are you one of the infidels?

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    2. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Because nothing stains like the orange powdery goodness of Cheetos. 9 out of 10 supermodels prefer geeks who eat Cheetos. Doritos are for dorky losers in their mom's basement.

    3. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2

      I kind of like the those pizza flavored ones that hit my area recently. I guess I'd better nail a list to a convenience store door somewhere or something.

    4. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by jhoegl · · Score: 2

      Doritos... where they save money by cutting down on the flavor.

    5. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by Matt.Battey · · Score: 1

      Chrunchy Cheetos FTW! All other snackz DIE DIE DIE!

    6. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by i_ate_god · · Score: 1

      Sorry, cool ranch, cheeseburger, and onion rings & ketchup flavours are clearly the superior brands of flavour. Any comments to the contrary will only further demonstrate your complete ignorance on the subject.

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    7. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Funny

      That is because Supermodels actually like Doritos more, But if they are in the house they will eat them and become fat. They cannot stand the vial nastiness of Cheetos thus will prefer men who eat those as it will not effect their diet and livelihood.

      Although Supermodel is an interesting profession... Most people get jobs to put food on the table, The requirement for a Supermodel is to keep as much food off the table as possible.

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    8. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *AHEM!*

      I prefer Bravos. ...and RC Cola.

    9. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by jitterman · · Score: 2

      Hopefully not Cmdr Taco Flavor.

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    10. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by ElmoGonzo · · Score: 2

      Do they still make the Taco flavor? All I ever see is Nacho Cheese (which is an abomination to be sure and part of the reason why I stick with Wasabi peas).

    11. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RAWR! WHY must it be a limited time item?! RAWR!

    12. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by grimmjeeper · · Score: 1

      Crunchy?!? Are you serious ?!? Were you dropped on your head as a child? Repeatedly? What kind of bridge dwelling troll would want to break their teeth on those malformed sticks of crap? For any sentient beings, Cheetos puffs are nigh on mana from heaven. Light yet crisp, with the tasty coating that gets on your fingers and lets you enjoy the experience twice. There is no better snack on the face of this earth. I'd venture to say that it is the best snack in the universe.

      Heh. Crunchy Cheetos. Maybe good for traction under my tires in the snow but that's about it...

    13. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PIZZA FLAVOR DORITOS SUXX0RZ!! UR A LUZR!!!

      Stupid cap filter.

    14. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      Tastes kind of like my basement.... :(

      (Side note: it's “My Eyes! The goggles do nothing!”)

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    15. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      Oh. My. God. Cheetos puffs are packing material. Crunchy Cheetos are like manna.

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    16. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by grimmjeeper · · Score: 1

      I know you're not disrespecting my cheesy poofs. Melt in your mouth goodness or chip your teeth crap. The choice makes itself. ;)

    17. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by jojoba_oil · · Score: 1

      I love Apple because when you use Apple's products you come out as intelligent person. You aren't like a normal person who is only able to use Windows, but neither you are a nerd that uses Linux. With Apple's products you can really just go out with your iPad, sit down at the coffee shop and wait for girls to come talk to you.

      I can't tell if this is sarcasm...

      I've only seen Apple users stereotyped as preppy, eccentric artist types whose best hope is to get a job in graphic design. The only Apple user I know that regularly has girls approach him isn't even an Apple-user anymore. He previously used an old beige-box, pre-OSX Macintosh. That machine died so he built a PC.

      And no, he isn't the only Apple user I know. The others haven't had girlfriends in quite a while...

    18. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by jitterman · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the correction - my shame (or at least this particular part of it) can now be erased from conspicuous display!




      ~Inaccurate sig quote to be rectified soon~

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    19. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      Obviously spoken by someone who hasn't tried the sausage flavored doritos.

    20. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by bonch · · Score: 2

      Gee, how could anyone argue with your sample size of a whopping three people?

    21. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I so need me some Cheetos eating fat geek/supermodel Rule 34 pics. Heck, I'll take some barely readable fanfic at this point. I need to see some orange!

    22. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      Happy to assist! As a long-time Slashdotter, I thrive on pedantry!

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    23. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by ManTaboo · · Score: 1

      The best Doritos ever was Jumpin' Jack Cheese! Remember Jay Leno doing the commercials for them in the late 80's early 90's? Ahh, I suddenly crave a bag with a bottle of Dew!

    24. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by Matt.Battey · · Score: 1

      Those of us with proper dental care prefer, THE CRUNCH! All others are just like biting into some false air filled crusty balloon. Not to mention the surface area of crunchy cheetos is much superior, thus transferring more of that tastefully delicious cheddar cheeze. Puffffs do have their place, dipped in molten carmel and rolled in a paper bag. The best karmel korn EVVVVAR!

    25. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by secretcurse · · Score: 1

      They've been in my grocery store recently, but they're in the old packaging from the 70s or 80s, so I think it's a temporary novelty thing.

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    26. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      You mean the tasteful delicious assortment of chemical flavour enhancers designed to make a injection molded corn starch based polymer deep fried in recovered waste fat that hasn't been within 100 yards of a dairy product appear to contain cheddar? Thanks, but I continue to worship at the altar of my home made nachos. One Pope, One God, One Follower. Heathens, all of you. I redirect my fanboyism at myself, for a feedback loop of ever increasing awesomeness!

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    27. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Doritos are for dorky losers in their mom's basement.

      You are so wrong. My Mom is always telling me I'm not dorky, just misunderstood.

      She's also always telling me to get out of her basement and take care of my wife and brat kids, but I think she's just worried I'll eat all of her sweet, sweet taco-flavored Doritos.

      I'm just misunderstood, even by Mom. But taco Doritos will never misunderstand me, or judge me, or tell me it wants a divorce...

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    28. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by idontgno · · Score: 1
      It was going to be a novelty thing, but according to Frito-Lay's blog:

      Feeling Retro? Good. Doritos Taco is Back for a Limited Time!

      UPDATE (2/28/11): Hi, Snack Chat friends! I'm happy to provide an update on Cathy's blog post below. We heard your great feedback and love your passion for Doritos Taco. So, some good news -- we'll be keeping Doritos Taco on store shelves! Remember to use our online product locator to find stores near you that sell it (http://www.fritolay.com/our-snacks/where-to-buy.html). Happy snacking! - Kristin

      So it's as permanent as any consumer product in this fickle market. Enjoy 'em while they last!

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    29. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by grimmjeeper · · Score: 1

      And yet you will never even come close to approaching the awesomeness of Chuck Norris.

    30. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      One can hope for an asymptotic approach though, given unlimited time...

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    31. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by grimmjeeper · · Score: 1

      Chuck Norris won't give you unlimited time...

    32. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by DeBaas · · Score: 1

      I can't tell if this is sarcasm...

      Don't worry, there probably is an app for that

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    33. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      That, I suppose, is the crucial flaw in my master plan.

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    34. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by monkyyy · · Score: 0

      EATING RAW COOKIE DOUGH IS THE ONLY FOOD ANYONE SHOULD EAT

      in other news....... im going to let you finish, but the first halo was the best video game of all time

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    35. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by treeves · · Score: 1

      I tried them and they definiiely do NOT taste the same as the Taco flavor Doritos I remember. I looked at the ingredients and buttermilk and blue cheese were in there, and you definitely taste them and I don't think the original Taco flavor Doritos had that stuff in 'em. At least not the blue cheese. Might have been Parmesan in there too. Yuk. Who puts that shiz on tacos?!

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    36. Re:Why Cheeto-stained? by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      I can't tell if this is sarcasm...

      I can't tell if this is sarcasm...

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  2. Still out on... by surgen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is there any research into what turns affinity for a product into to the need to be a dick about it?

    1. Re:Still out on... by Baloroth · · Score: 1

      Yeah, its called being a human.

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    2. Re:Still out on... by earls · · Score: 1

      The dick part comes in when you love something and some other imbecile shows up and starts shitting all over it with false and misleading information - trolling - purposeful or otherwise, then arguments and insults ensue...

    3. Re:Still out on... by Applekid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The dick part comes in when you love something and some other imbecile shows up and starts shitting all over it with false and misleading information - trolling - purposeful or otherwise, then arguments and insults ensue...

      Or, you know, shitting all over it with the truth.

      THE FIGHT IS ON

      Seriously, though, there really ought to be two words to extract out of fanboy: one related to being a fan of a product and the other related to being a boy (child) about defending it. Criticism, legitimate or not, shouldn't lead to rabid mouth foaming. I'm pretty surprised that it exists in nature since it seems that it wouldn't serve any useful purpose.

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    4. Re:Still out on... by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "Is there any research into what turns affinity for a product into to the need to be a dick about it?"

      Yes. Hang on to your hat because it's a far more serious issue than you think!

      Because people's self worth is increasingly swirled into what they buy, so when people dis' what they buy, it's three degrees from an insult to them for making a poor choice. Not counting stuff you're shoved into at work etc, a key part of all of life is Doing Stuff You Like. Usually this takes accessories, of all price ranges. So except for the famous discussion of cheap vs quality etc, you get right back to "what you like".

      Now for the zinger. Switch the topic from "purchases" to "religion" and watch the sparks fly!

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    5. Re:Still out on... by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      This is just a personal theory so don't ask for citations. I think some people become a dick about their affinity for a product because we all want to be right. Some people feel attacked when their decision on a product is called into question, directly or indirectly, and what you see is the result of a person attempting to reestablish their "correctness" under the stress of possible invalidation. Our instincts tell us the fastest way to be recognized as correct is to establish dominance so the person tries to browbeat their "attackers" into submission and eventually, agreement.

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    6. Re:Still out on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be fairly obvious to anyone who comes to slashdot regularly that people with an apple shaped hole in their heart are not really 'playing with a full set of cards'.

      That, combined with tribalism and consumerism, is more than enough to explain the likes of mikeFM, node 3, Wovel et al - you shouldn't really need a scientific investigation to account for these idiots.

    7. Re:Still out on... by earls · · Score: 1

      There you go, you got it - insecurity and lack of self-worth.

    8. Re:Still out on... by Matt.Battey · · Score: 1

      I'm sure Freud would have something to say about it. Let me see, it would go something like this, "The Fanboy is motivated by his Oedipial need for self-validation. Just as he is unable to leave the security of his mother's bosom, he is unable to leave his fear of his self-failings behind, projecting his intrepid insecurities onto all that is around him. Even to the point that he must declare Doritos and Coke to be the best rage fuel of all time; when clearly there is no substitution for the dopamine releasing, neuron enhancing combination of Mountain Dew and Cheetos." Freud FTW!

    9. Re:Still out on... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Is there any research into what turns affinity for a product into to the need to be a dick about it?

      It often starts when a bunch of people start bitching about a product. Sooner or later people check it out on their own, realize that the hate for it has been sensationalized, and they take the opposite view.

      I'm talking about actual fanboyism, though. Most of the time on Slashdot people are labeled 'fanboys' when they actually come up with a good argument and a good rebuttal is not immediately forthcoming. This is often followed by an accusation of being on said company's payroll.

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    10. Re:Still out on... by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ie. Apple customer. Hey what? Someone had to say it, might as well be me.

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    11. Re:Still out on... by Talderas · · Score: 1

      It's not just products. People define their worth through what they use and who they associate with.

      Think about it. People, for some weird reason, think that by moving in the same social circles as say Paris Hilton they have more self worth. Look no further than socialites. They entire purpose is to top the charts of who's who in the social world. They don't do anything productive but yet we're supposed to treat them as if they're something special just because of who they socialize with.

      It's madness.

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    12. Re:Still out on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It even deeper than what you stated.

      People have been studying these concepts for over almost 100 years.

      Read some of the work done by Edward Bernays. Much of his work was used for political purposes but it was also tested and adopted by companies as well. He helped open up the world to not just buying "stuff" you needed for function, consumption, and usage with no emotional attachments. He transformed that into people wanting to choosing specific products for the prestige and influence of owning that product.

    13. Re:Still out on... by fish+waffle · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty surprised that it exists in nature since it seems that it wouldn't serve any useful purpose.

      Well, ensuring everyone is doing the same thing has direct benefits for locusts.

    14. Re:Still out on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People with no life that never interact with others face to face. So these sad dweebs take it personally that someone else doesn't share their warped view of the world. What's very interesting is how Apple have cultivated it (with carefully placed astroturfers) for two decades.

    15. Re:Still out on... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Is there any research into what turns affinity for a product into to the need to be a dick about it?

      Correlation, not causation, etc. Some people are just dicks, period. They're dicks about everything. And when they happen to be communicating in a fanboy-ish context, they of course come across like dicks there, too.

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    16. Re:Still out on... by hitmark · · Score: 1

      It's our inheritance from our ape ancestors.

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    17. Re:Still out on... by JTsyo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Probably an offshoot of defending the tribe. Easiest to see these days are at sporting events. There must be something in the brain that will make us stand and fight for our "side", even if it's in the wrong, that links back to defending your tribe to ensure your genes keep going.

    18. Re:Still out on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Now for the zinger. Switch the topic from "purchases" to "religion" and watch the sparks fly!"

      Or politics...which explains why so many people advocate political positions that in the long run are bad for them. What other explanation could there be for Tea Party people or middle class Republicans.

    19. Re:Still out on... by skids · · Score: 1

      Actually you are more or less right on, there. In more news of "things we already kinda knew validated by scientists," turns out that misinformation is pretty harmful, so it's natural to get upset about it. Also, among severely misinformed individuals, there is just too much cognitive dissidence to face to even acknowledge corrections.

      Now, if fanboys stopped fighting misinformation with misinformation, the whole thing might be less pathological.

    20. Re:Still out on... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Discussing wearing the same black turtleneck:

      Archer: Yes!
      Ray: Why?!
      Archer: Because you're just wearing it to piss me off!
      Ray: Is it working?
      Archer: Yes, so take it off! We look totally gay!
      Ray: I am gay.
      Archer: Well, I'm not!
      Ray: Then why are you wearing that turtleneck?

      also..
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_erPrRfrEU

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    21. Re:Still out on... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Or someone point out flaws in it, and the person gets defensive about it, or claims they don't exist, or makes up reasons on why they aren't flaws.

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    22. Re:Still out on... by Atzanteol · · Score: 1
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    23. Re:Still out on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or politics...which explains why so many people advocate political positions that in the long run are bad for them. What other explanation could there be for Tea Party people or middle class Republicans.

      Yeah, because overtaxing our employers until they can't afford to keep us employed is the smart, long-term strategy! Success shouldn't be tolerated, we should tax those who succeed into oblivion, because that way no one will be employing anyone and no one will have any drive to succeed!

      But seriously, your post is a perfect example of fanboyism - you're ignoring the actual arguments (which I've way oversimplified, mind you) because you're a fan of the "other side."

      Try actually listening to their arguments instead of trying to convince everyone that they should be voting themselves other people's money.

    24. Re:Still out on... by bonch · · Score: 2

      Or when someone points out a truth about your favorite product that you don't like. For a demonstration, just wander into any Google, Android, or Linux discussion on Slashdot and point out something negative.

    25. Re:Still out on... by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      Sounds pretty spot on. The only thing I would argue is that human beings possess a large frontal lobe, you know, the area that lets us solve problems and have self control. Apparently fanboys, those who claim to be intelligent about their choices and thus in a round-about way claim they have a well functioning frontal lobe in fact do not, since their first instinct is to repeat the same things over and over and then browbeat. If someone told me my android phone was a piece of shit, I would simply tell them they are an idiot for even making it their business.

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    26. Re:Still out on... by SchMoops · · Score: 1

      There must be something in the brain that will make us stand and fight for our "side", even if it's in the wrong...

      And THAT is exactly what politics in the US has devolved into.

    27. Re:Still out on... by smelch · · Score: 1

      The idea that voting should be about which ways to use force so it benefits you most is just one step away from using the force yourself. That doesn't mean republicans are right or democrats are wrong. It just means your idea that people should vote for what helps themselves the most as priority number one is stupid. Not to mention that is what most CEOs are accused of doing and we all know what the opinion of CEOs who line their pockets at the expense of others is.

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    28. Re:Still out on... by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      Have you ever noticed how slashdotters have a real difficulty saying a group is wrong without insulting them (typically via their intelligence)? Let's be a little less hypocritical, and a little nicer to the fanboys. Who knows? In time, they might realise they're not going to have their head bitten off for their choices in brands.

      (Besides, we all know we're superior, right? There's no need to spread it around gratuitously, is there?)

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    29. Re:Still out on... by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Who knows? In time, they might realise they're not going to have their head bitten off for their choices in brands.

      And that will be the moment when we strike: when they've relaxed their guard, when they think they're safe

      When They Least Expect It.

      "Nicer to fanboys". heh. good one.

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    30. Re:Still out on... by ottothecow · · Score: 1
      I bought a new phone this week...so I have spent a lot of time on android forums and the fanboyism is TERRIBLE. How do people get so obsessed with a single model of phone? Most of these people don't even keep phones for the duration of a 2 year contract...and yet they get ridiculously worked up over one model of android phone vs another incredibly similar model. On some of those forums (particularily device specific subfora), there is zero possibility of a balanced discussion of two models...everybody just parades their phone like its gods gift to mankind while all other phones current and upcoming are trash (until it is time for them to upgrade again).

      Not to mention, reading individual reviews of phones is impossible...some fanboy overuser might be like "My XYZ gets the best battery life ever...blah blah..." only to realize that for them, 12 hours is a crazy amount of battery.

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    31. Re:Still out on... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      I think this is wrong. I believe it's more about being a follower than being a leader. People stick with those who are on their side, against those who are not. Right and wrong has nothing to do with it; it's who people relate to and blindly standing up for what's associated with their group. Patriotism, in other words.
      Or as Chesterton once said: "'My country, right or wrong' is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober'".
      Today, we can add "My [computer brand], buggy or not" and "My [TV show], trite or not".

      I also have the theory that any fad that doesn't die will eventually turn into a religion. Sheep will be sheep.

    32. Re:Still out on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what's the excuse for people who buy all things Apple?

    33. Re:Still out on... by treeves · · Score: 1

      This is sounding a lot like fanboyism about fanboyism, i.e. meta-fanboyism.

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    34. Re:Still out on... by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Most of the time on Slashdot people are labeled 'fanboys' when they actually come up with a good argument and a good rebuttal is not immediately forthcoming. This is often followed by an accusation of being on said company's payroll.

      That can happen. Though do you think it is conceivable that a person impartially and logically always comes to a positive conclusion about a given company? Across hundreds of slashdot posts - regarding the share price of the company, product usability, company ethics, product longevity, environmental impact, nobility of the CEO ? A belief in the impeccability of the company charter as well as well the company's adherence to it over decades?

      As General Patton put it so well : If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.

      That is when I positively conclude fanboyism.

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    35. Re:Still out on... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      A belief in the impeccability of the company charter as well as well the company's adherence to it over decades?

      What really muddies this topic is sensationalism. Slashdot, in particular, is not very trustworthy when it comes to the facts behind its headlines and/or summaries. After enough cries of wolf, combined with a habit of NOT reading the FA, you're going to get those that'll post their knee-jerk reaction.

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    36. Re:Still out on... by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      For a thinking person, the knee jerk reactions are likely to balance out over time. Sometimes they would be in favour of the company (or anything one can be a fanboy of) and sometimes against. Still I see some Slashdot posters who always have positives to speak about some companies. I am hard pressed to conclude anything other than fanboy-syndrome or shill employment.

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    37. Re:Still out on... by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      Avoids experimenting when it isn't necessary

      I eat these leaves because I ALWAYS eat these leaves!
      Those over there? NASTY. Of course I haven't ate them, why would I?

      More often than not, those over there are just fine. Every once in a while though, poison. Avoids unnecessary risk taking.

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  3. Tribalism by Sonny+Yatsen · · Score: 2

    I think it's much more than merely developing an affinity for products we choose over alternatives. The mark of a fanboy isn't that they like something better, it's that they've literally coalesced into miniature tribes where their preferred product (Apple being the obvious example) becomes the culture and any alternative culture (say, Windows PCs or Linux) are intruders or the enemy. But that's not really a surprise. Humans love tribes. We've loved them when we were tree-dwelling primates.

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    1. Re:Tribalism by jhoegl · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am the Exception that proves the rule. I am no follower
      I lead by picking the best tool for the job.
      Would a fanboi of the philips screwdriver use it instead of a flathead on a flathead screw?
      So why use Windows in a case where Linux is superior, and Windows where Linux is superior?
      Being a "fanboi" has its limitations, as fanaticism can lead to many bad things.
      Stop hampering your visions with your emotional love for an inanimate object. Use your brain son!

    2. Re:Tribalism by mikael_j · · Score: 2

      Why is Apple the "obvious example"? It used to be that people felt that way about Linux fanboys, these days I'd say Windows/MS fanboys are actually the worst, possibly because they tend to have the backing of all the "anti-fanboys" who run Windows and hate Linux/Apple (it's especially hilarious when they clearly have never even touched Linux or OS X yet rant angrily about how stupid, homosexual or brainwashed those who don't run Windows are, oh yeah and anyone who's not a Windows user is also extremely smug about it and always rubs it in everyone's face, or so I've been told over and over and over and over again).

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    3. Re:Tribalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why is Apple the "obvious example"? It used to be that people felt that way about Linux fanboys, these days I'd say Windows/MS fanboys are actually the worst, possibly because they tend to have the backing of all the "anti-fanboys" who run Windows and hate Linux/Apple (it's especially hilarious when they clearly have never even touched Linux or OS X yet rant angrily about how stupid, homosexual or brainwashed those who don't run Windows are, oh yeah and anyone who's not a Windows user is also extremely smug about it and always rubs it in everyone's face, or so I've been told over and over and over and over again).

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    4. Re:Tribalism by Sonny+Yatsen · · Score: 1

      Thank you for proving my point.

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    5. Re:Tribalism by maxume · · Score: 1

      Yes, a fanboy would in fact replace the screw so that he could use philips.

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    6. Re:Tribalism by Sparx139 · · Score: 2
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    7. Re:Tribalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you want us to call the waaambulance for you? The irony here is so thick that we couldn't cut it with a chainsaw.

    8. Re:Tribalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is Apple the "obvious example"?

      ROFLMAO!! I got a kick out of that one... from your /. id, I can tell you are not new here so I assume you are just going for sarcasm...

    9. Re:Tribalism by grimmjeeper · · Score: 2

      Why is Apple the "obvious example"? It used to be that people felt that way about Linux fanboys, these days I'd say Windows/MS fanboys are actually the worst, possibly because they tend to have the backing of all the "anti-fanboys" who run Windows and hate Linux/Apple (it's especially hilarious when they clearly have never even touched Linux or OS X yet rant angrily about how stupid, homosexual or brainwashed those who don't run Windows are, oh yeah and anyone who's not a Windows user is also extremely smug about it and always rubs it in everyone's face, or so I've been told over and over and over and over again).

      Oh, the irony...

    10. Re:Tribalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess would be that it's because despite the fact that Apple products have repeatedly been proven to be inferior to cheaper, easier to use alternatives, Apple fanbois keep on trying to explain why they use their useless, overpriced, locked-down gadgets instead of the cheaper, better, superior alternatives.

      It used to be that people felt that way about Linux fanboys, these days I'd say Windows/MS fanboys are actually the worst, possibly because they tend to have the backing of all the "anti-fanboys" who run Windows and hate Linux/Apple (it's especially hilarious when they clearly have never even touched Linux or OS X yet rant angrily about how stupid, homosexual or brainwashed those who don't run Windows are, oh yeah and anyone who's not a Windows user is also extremely smug about it and always rubs it in everyone's face, or so I've been told over and over and over and over again).

      Oh, yeah, the persecution complex too. Just because you like using an expensive inferior product doesn't mean we hate you. It just means you're an idiot.

    11. Re:Tribalism by Talderas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So why use Windows in a case where Linux is superior, and Windows where Linux is superior?

      Subtle. Very subtle, fanboy.

      I almost missed it.

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    12. Re:Tribalism by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      No you may not be the exception to the rule... If you have choices of two tools that can do the job just as well but differently you will probably go with one and defend your choice on why you thought it was the better tool.

      "Would a fanboi of the philips screwdriver use it instead of a flathead on a flathead screw?"
      No they wouldn't get Flathead screw or use a flathed to get the screw out and replace it with a Phillip screw, they would use Phillip screws even though they may strip on him, and then admit that a Stripped Head screw is worth not having your screw driver slip out the head.

      "So why use Windows in a case where Linux is superior, and Windows where Linux is superior?" Because to a fanboi Windows or Linux will always be the right tool, and will take whatever trade-offs and weight them less.

      When you are a fanboi you don't see those limitations because your scale of measuring the goods and bad may be off. And you may not realize it.

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    13. Re:Tribalism by cervesaebraciator · · Score: 1

      So why use Windows in a case where Linux is superior, and Windows where Linux is superior?

      I see what you did there...

    14. Re:Tribalism by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      A simpler explanation is that people love to argue and arguments are easier to fight when you're actually knowledgeable about the topic you're debating. At least this explains why people bring up Android and iOS in threads that have nothing to do with either.

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    15. Re:Tribalism by Strangelover · · Score: 1

      Fanboys aren't fanboys because they choose some computer or some car or whatever and automatically join the tribe. They become fanboys because they get defencive about the choice they've made when morons who like to feel superior ridicule and belittle both them and whatever [insert computer, car, music, country etc here] they have/use/live in.

    16. Re:Tribalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, isn't it a wonderful argument where simply defending your point of view proves the other person's?

      Oh wait, no, thinking that certain fanboys are somehow `worse' than others is in fact a better sign of a fanboy than arguing that they're all just about equally terrible.

    17. Re:Tribalism by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      In what way did I prove your point?

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    18. Re:Tribalism by jhoegl · · Score: 4, Funny

      Curse you Freud!!!!

    19. Re:Tribalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow! unless he's kidding, this comment serves to illustrate a very important ingredient in the "fanboy mix" - a chronic lack of self awareness.

      without wanting to be unkind, most healthy people would probably avoid him in any given social situation, lets face it. it's just that on the internet the facial tics and other things that might give away his "eccentricity" are just not available.

      to be honest, when you're as utterly oblivious as this poor guy then you could probably be placed on the autistic spectrum.

    20. Re:Tribalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess would be that it's because despite the fact that Apple products have repeatedly been proven to be inferior to cheaper, easier to use alternatives, Apple fanbois keep on trying to explain why they use their useless...

      Or they could be pointing out why you don't know what you're talking about and you're just not quite up to hearing about why you're wrong.

    21. Re:Tribalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By providing a logical fallacy (Judge: OJ, what do you have to see for yourself. OJ: But there are other, worse killers! Stop talking about me.), you have exposed yourself as an Apple fanboy, and as a stupid cunt as a bonus.

    22. Re:Tribalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The vast hordes of apple fanboys are starting to seem more like a myth than reality, or rather like a boogyman used by MS fanboys when criticizing apple, go to any apple vs MS argument and you'll see ten posts about "apple fanbois" for every post by an actual apple fanboy

    23. Re:Tribalism by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      Heads, I win.
      Tails, you lose.

    24. Re:Tribalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cue the obligatory Life of Brian quote...

    25. Re:Tribalism by kvvbassboy · · Score: 1

      You missed the joke... Read the second line you quoted again.

    26. Re:Tribalism by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      Its been quite a while since we were tree dwelling primates.

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    27. Re:Tribalism by tarlane · · Score: 2

      A Freudian slip: When you say one thing and mean your mother.

    28. Re:Tribalism by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      Or how about we all move to a cross based screw tip (open at ends) which, providing a cross-shaped screwdriver is used, has the following advantages over the standard flat/slot-head or the phillips:

      1: It's cross compatible with the old flathead.
      2: With a cross-shaped screwdriver, it won't slip out from either side, unlike the flathead.
      3: A large degree of tolerance is allowed for the size of the cross-screwdriver, more so than the phillips.
      4: It's stronger, and will therefore distort the metal (both of the screw and driver) less than a standard flat-head.
      5: It's easier to fit the cross in than the flathead and almost as easy as the phillips.

      So shock, it's not a zero-sum game, since we have the almost best of both worlds. The ease of use, and non-slippability of the phillips, and the strength and the longevity of the flat head. This hardline relativism sucks - some tools really ARE better. And that's coming from somebody who's never really thought about using these type of screws before, let alone having them.

      Granted, it won't be the perfect screw for all occasions, but it'll suit most, and can make many other types redundant. I'm afraid that means not each tool is a special snowflake which is immune to the fate of obsolescence.

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    29. Re:Tribalism by Antisyzygy · · Score: 2

      You are a fanboi. That is why you even see some division at all. I have never heard of a windows fanboy nor have I ever seen one. Most people who know enough about computers to even reach fanboy status agree that Windows works most of the time, and its relatively easy, but it doesn't have everything. For example, I wouldn't try to do scientific computations on a Windows machine, simply because on Linux there is a wealth of software to do it better. Windows is in such widespread use that most people don't even know other things exists other than possibly Apple, and most people see Apple as a luxury item they may or may not be able to afford. These people just use windows because they bought their PC at Walmart or Costco for 500 bucks. Now, home PC builders (those that may be pro-Windows) usually are building gaming rigs, and they pick windows solely because OS X doesn't have a lot of gaming support, and they are too dense to figure out you can run a virtual machine. So their defense is, they don't like Apple because they can't game and its more expensive than building their own machine. Its a perfectly reasonable reason to not buy an Apple product. Furthermore, Apple is so expensive that they are pretty much forcing people who don't have disposable income to avoid their products. You can't say that someone is anti-Apple because they can't afford to ever really try out their products.

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    30. Re:Tribalism by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      Simply untrue. Post an anti-Apple remark sometime and you will have your inbox bombarded in a matter of minutes. One time I said something to the effect of "Some Apple products are overpriced". Within 30 minutes I had 20 replies from Slashdot users all defending Apple's prices, and it ranged from civil retorts (although they still didn't really address my point) to downright trolling.

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    31. Re:Tribalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are plenty of Windows fanboys, their numbers surged after the release of the original xbox. Should give you an idea of their demographics (think: teenage boy, loves his xbox, loves playing games on his windows box, macs in school don't have games. conclusion is that macs suck and only idiots would buy macs, windows r00lz).

    32. Re:Tribalism by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 1

      Interesting comment. I have to say that this is a way more complex issue than just affinity. I wonder if there's also something in there that is associated to addiction in a way, or at least the way the brain processes addiction. A lot of addiction is based around physiology, but there are huge components that come from obsession and all the other intangible emotions. So if you get someone who buys a brand, they could fall into a culture addiction. I don't know, just throwing out thoughts.

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    33. Re:Tribalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weird, my experience is different, whenever I've criticized Apple (in a civilized and sensible manner, not just ranting and raving about how evil Steve Jobs is and how gay Apple is, actual "this is a problem for these reasons..." posts) I've gotten a lot of criticism but most of it has come from people bashing me for apparently being an Apple fanboy (since I didn't dismiss everything Apple has ever produced based on a single bug I encountered).

      On the other hand, when I have tried pointing out to people that they have no idea what they're on about with regards to Apple's products and that perceived flaws aren't actually flaws ("Macs have no keyboard shortcuts! Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V and Ctrl-O do nothing!", "Use cmd instead of Ctrl") I've also been dismissed as a fanboy...

    34. Re:Tribalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      perceived flaws aren't actually flaws ("Macs have no keyboard shortcuts! Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V and Ctrl-O do nothing!", "Use cmd instead of Ctrl")

      Yeah, sure, Apple going their own way and doing keyboard shortcuts with a key they fucking made up isn't a flaw.

      Look, Ctrl-Z, Ctrl-X, Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V, Ctrl-S, Ctrl-O, Ctrl-P - they all have well defined meanings and are well defined shortcuts. Just because his Holiness, Steve Jobs has decided not to fucking use them (despite the fact that Macs have a Control key!) doesn't mean that it's not a fucking flaw with the OS.

      But, hey, being told "relearn every single keyboard shortcut you're used to because there's no way to make Mac OS X use Control like everyone else in the world does" is definitely not the sign you're listening to a fanboy. Yeesh.

    35. Re:Tribalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your name is Newt the Neutral and you owe me a Time Cube:

      http://www.penguinpetes.com/Doomed_to_Obscurity/index.php?strip=0000103.jpg

    36. Re:Tribalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I prefer torx. They last longer, but the more rare triple square and spline screws (look-a-like) seem to be better, but are ususally found in rare places - like the driveshafts on my 1994 Audi (triple square).

    37. Re:Tribalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dual boot Windows and Linux, and I have a Mac that I enjoy for work and some for personal use. I like them all. It was great fun to learn each one of them and to be able to use them effectively. I think I would further enjoy learning other operating systems. I have an iPhone and a Blackberry as well, and I find them both very useful, but the iPhone is entertaining, and the Blackberry gets the job done in the most effectient way. Now . . . is Chevy superior to Ford. . . damn right.

    38. Re:Tribalism by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

      By providing a logical fallacy (Judge: OJ, what do you have to see for yourself. OJ: But there are other, worse killers! Stop talking about me.), you have exposed yourself as an Apple fanboy, and as a stupid cunt as a bonus.

      So let's assume you an argument of this form:

      • If P, then Q.
      • Not P.
      • Conclusion: not Q.

      I answer with an argument like this one:

      • If R, then S.
      • S.
      • Conclusion: R.

      Both of these arguments are, of course, invalid; the second one is the fallacy of affirming the consequent. Yet by what I quoted, you are fallaciously claiming that by making this argument I would lend validity to yours, when it does not such thing.

      There's some good news for you, though by providing the logical fallacy that the GP has proven your point by providing a logical fallacy, you have not proven the GP's point, which is you what you would've if he'd had.

      Glad I can help clear this up.

    39. Re:Tribalism by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

      The vast hordes of apple fanboys are starting to seem more like a myth than reality, or rather like a boogyman used by MS fanboys when criticizing apple, go to any apple vs MS argument and you'll see ten posts about "apple fanbois" for every post by an actual apple fanboy

      Nah, there's actually a few, and they're very loud. They don't post to Slashdot, though.

    40. Re:Tribalism by sudon't · · Score: 1

      Mmm, Apple's not really a good example, because it's objectively superior to Windows. Anyone who's used both - and hadn't yet developed, or was able to unlearn their bad habits - will testify to that. Certainly, it is true that some take it a little far, but you never meet anyone who LOVES Windows. And we know why certain people love Linux. It's the exclusivity. What they're talking about in the article is an irrational attachment to one of two or more essentially similar products. An irrational preference for, say, yellow M&Ms over red M&Ms, when the flavor, which is the point of food, are identical.

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    41. Re:Tribalism by CuteSteveJobs · · Score: 1

      > We've loved them when we were tree-dwelling primates.

      I speak for all Savannah-dwellers when I say that's exactly that sort of comment I'd expect a tree-dweller.

    42. Re:Tribalism by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      i'm having a Poe's Law moment here, but i'll bite.

      My take is that Windows folks aren't in it for Windows. They regard their computer as a tool and a toy, not a statement about how special they are or any desire to belong. That's the domain of the persecuted minority. If you meet a Windows person railing about Apple products it's usually the result of years of hearing Mac Fanbois sneering at them. It gets old after a few years, so yeah, i like to let the macfags have a taste of their own medicine from time to time. i didn't care about Apple one way or the other until i started meeting fanbois who insisted they were oh so superior because of their choice of hardware. They insulted ME for not wanting to join their shared misery of overpaying for under powered gear.

      Then they'll talk about viruses, not knowing that when their OS becomes the tall poppy the viruses will come. Interacting with others comes with the risk of catching cooties. Sure, you never get a cold because no one visits you. i know how to run antivirus software so i get to go to the fun parties.

      i want a tool and a toy, not a club membership or fashion statement. i didn't crave "fitting in" when i was a kid, i don't crave it now. Being trendy is "fitting in" by the way, it's another flavor of conformity. Apple products are trendy (trendy is the opposite of cool). These are the kids who all dressed the same, listened to the same bands and bleated about how individual they were.

      If someone is a Mac user because of the work they do and are realistic about it, that's cool with me. By realistic i mean, they should acknowledge that they could do the same work (and more) on a Windows box and that it would cost less.

      i don't care about Bill Gates the way the fanbois seem to care about Jobs. i do admire Gates' charity work. If Bill and Steve died on the same day the Windows folk might go "oh". The iQueefs would be crying and tearing their shirts in anguish.

      There are OSX users who don't buy into the cult of Jobs and don't wait in line for days to get the latest iProduct, ***but we don't hear from them***. It's the fanbois who are doing all the shouting. They're the fundies of OSes.

      Here's my experience with Linux. "Hey i just got this new laptop, let's install Ubuntu with this Wubi thing. Look, i'm running linux. Wow, this looks like crap because there's no driver for the video card. And there's NOTHING for me to run on this. Back to windows." Linux is neither chicken nor egg just yet for me. i won't use it because there's no reason, and developers won't make things for it because i won't use it. i'd LOVE to see Linux win the OS wars. But only if they ditch all the forks, and just have LINUX, and when there's stuff i can do with it.

      The vast majority of Windows users don't know linux EXISTS and they don't care about OS wars. They want a tool and a toy for a good price. So they buy a cheap Dell and that's all they'll ever need.

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    43. Re:Tribalism by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      The vast majority of Windows users don't know linux EXISTS and they don't care about OS wars.

      The vast majority of ANY_OS users don't know OTHER_OS EXISTS and they don't care about OS wars.

      However, at any given time it does seem like fanboys of various companies/operating systems are more or less prominent in OS wars. For a while Linux users seemed to be the truly loud and smug ones, the ones who always popped up and embarrassed other Linux users by ranting about how evil Apple and Microsoft were. At other times it has been Apple fanboys who were the "bad boys". Currently I'd have to say that it's the Microsofties that I'm noticing the most, or rather the vaguely pro-MS and rabidly anti-Apple ones, it's not like in the late 90s when MS was on top and the MS fans smugly declared that all other operating systems were irrelevant and would disappear within a few years and everything would run NT by 2005 or so, now the ones who are pro-MS seem to only be so marginally, they mainly attack Apple and Apple users (for some reason often not only ignoring Linux but even praising Linux while admitting they've never used it themselves).

      I just find it interesting that in a lot of discussions just being not anti-Apple (i.e. pointing out that some alarmist blog post about Apple is only half-right and seems to be deliberately distorting and exaggerating the admittedly on its own disturbing truth to get more pageviews) will get you flamed and downmodded to oblivion with flames that often reek of fanboyism while at the same time decrying your supposed fanboyism...

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  4. Asheron's Call 2... by PmanAce · · Score: 1

    Boy was I such a fanboy of such a mediocre game...it was my first MMO (ahhhh, first love, no wonder)...so this study must be true.

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    1. Re:Asheron's Call 2... by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      heh could not stand that game ... AC1 though wow I pissed way too much time into that game

  5. Re:What about political brands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [ Insert rant about party systems here ]

  6. Elliot Aronson did it by sourcerror · · Score: 2

    "This analysis of the scientific research on the subject reveals that our brains unconsciously develop an affinity for products we choose over similarly attractive alternatives. "

    Elliot Aronson described this in his 1972 textbook Social Animal. (Resolving cognitive dissonance and stuff ...)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elliot_Aronson

  7. Me and my Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As and avowed Apple fan, I do sometimes wonder about my odd feelings of love for my iThings and Mac.

    1. Re:Me and my Mac by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Will you be buying the new iPenis when it comes out?

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    2. Re:Me and my Mac by Relayman · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. I have no points right now.

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    3. Re:Me and my Mac by Relayman · · Score: 1

      I reserve the right to violate my tag line.

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  8. No, not duh by tulcod · · Score: 1

    Why would this effect be obvious? That we choose products which we favor seems logical, but that we favor products /after/ having chosen them, even if we have a horrible experience with them after the acquisition, is not "duh".

    1. Re:No, not duh by Daetrin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's an attempt to head off the inevitable attempts to discredit the article. Pretty much every science article on Slashdot suffers from one or more lame attacks on its credibility/importance. (I don't know if there's a set of slashdot anti-fanboys, or if it's just simply that there's always someone with poor logic skills who disagrees with any given article.)

      The most popular attacks are:

      Correlation does not equal causation: Used whenever statistics are involved, even if the researchers who did the study make no claims of causation.

      Useless: They simply can't think of any good use for whatever is being discussed, so they just make fun of it.

      Too early: The idea is years or possibly decades away from production. Will often be accompanied by comments like "we see a story like this every few months/years and it's always 5-10 years away from production, it's never going to happen." There will often be at least one reference to "where's my flying car?"

      Too late: Either of the form "this is old news, there was an article talking about this subject weeks/months/years ago, what's up with the editors at Slashdot?" or "Everyone knew that already! Why are they wasting time researching that?" Will often be accompanied by "Scientists discover that water is wet, news at 11."

      Obviously this case falls into the last category. Everyone already "knows" fanboys are irrational about their preferences, so the poster is acknowledging that before the trolls can harp on about it and trying to move us on to the part about trying to figure out _why_ that is.

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    2. Re:No, not duh by TheJodster · · Score: 1

      I simply couldn't agree more with this comment. Most replies I see to most articles are condescending criticism of Life, the Universe, and Everything. If you read the comments you will soon be convinced that there is no point in ever researching anything especially if you intend to draw any sort of conclusion from the data.

      If Slashdot could copy and paste your comment onto each article posted, it would save at least 500 comments that would automatically be filtered due to redundancy.

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  9. Troll! by loftwyr · · Score: 3, Funny

    I mean really, this whole article is just an excuse for the trolls to come out and say how good their fanboyism is versus all the other fanboys.

    I've never seen such an obvious pitch for vi, Windows, and Ubuntu

    1. Re:Troll! by seandiggity · · Score: 1

      I've never seen such an obvious pitch for vi, Windows, and Ubuntu

      I'm pretty there's a more obvious one buried in the man pages for emacs.

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    2. Re:Troll! by seandiggity · · Score: 1

      I've never seen such an obvious pitch for vi, Windows, and Ubuntu

      I'm pretty there's a more obvious one buried in the man pages for emacs.

      *pretty sure*

      ...if I had been using ed, I wouldn't have made that error.

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  10. Its the exact same mechanism as religion by Viol8 · · Score: 0

    You align yourself to a belief in something or someone then defend it despite any contrary evidence or arguments no matter how well presented. Then occasionally someone has a "conversion" - eg christianity to islam or windows to mac and they're now just as fervently against their previous choice and tub thumping for their new one.

    Personally I think its a mild mental illness and its hard to tell apart the tone of the rantings of fanbois from religious nutters.

    1. Re:Its the exact same mechanism as religion by Locutus · · Score: 1

      and like the religious fanboyism, most do not really chose the _product_ but are marketed the _product_ and lock onto it use only that as the basis of their _choice_. Now, anyone with opposing views is a threat to their decision making even when they really didn't make a choice but had one put into their hand or mind. They'll even become very hypocritical defending it and not see the hypocrisy. This is also _very_ much a political thing too. More so with the US Republican party but not exclusively theirs.

      I've figured it was a form of social heuristic.

      LoB

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  11. Cheeto-stain-fingered overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new Cheeto-stain-fingered fanboy overlords.

    As long as they are /. fans!

  12. Fanboys and Haters - 2 sides of the same coin by Old97 · · Score: 1

    We see it all the time here. There are rabid fans of this or that company and there are rabid haters of the same. Both groups are sick and pathetic and, I believe, doing pretty much the same thing. The problem at slashdot is that people who like or defend a product or company and who are being fairly rational and objective are often dismissed as "fanbois" by the haters. I see a lot more haters at slashdot than I do real fanbois. Most real fanbois are probably more comfortable staying with the sites where their views aren't questioned. I suppose the haters enjoy their group thinking at slashdot.

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    1. Re:Fanboys and Haters - 2 sides of the same coin by Locutus · · Score: 1

      not sure about the haters but regarding /. "haters" you are probably more wrong there than right. Much of what you see has _hate_ is a long running disdain for how certain companies have operated and/or are operating. Some of those actions were legal but many were not and all were not for the good of _may the better technology win_ mantra. I used to be a fan of Microsoft until I saw the first version of NT was _not_ the new desktop computer they were saying it was. Moving to the next best technology at the time, OS/2, was an eye opener regarding how far Microsoft was willing to go to make sure OS/2 did not gain a foothold. It's taken years to build the kind of disdain you see here on /. and things like the ramrodding of MS-OOXML through ISO and making a mockery of ISO show that it is still business as usual there. For others it was/is IBM, or Sony, or ______. It's not blind faith when the geek community grabs onto something and it's usually for some technical reason even if slight. When they oppose those who fight to destroy their projects or community it's far less likely to be because of fanboyism while it can look that way without knowing the history behind it all. /. does have lots of noob's who probably fall under the fanboi label but reading one or two posts from then and you should easily filter them as such.

      LoB

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  13. You know who you are by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    What about anti-fanboyism, where someone's irrational hate for a product they attack the product and demonize it's users at every opportunity?

    1. Re:You know who you are by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It's usually called jealousy. It even has it's own colour.

    2. Re:You know who you are by JTsyo · · Score: 1

      That's a hater.

  14. because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in our world, admitting you were wrong before is seen as a sign of weakness. Would you say " I bought this but in hindsight it's a piece of crap". Everybody would translate this as "he admit being an idiot therefore he is an idiot". This in turn would cause you to lose prestige then lower your employability. That's why our world is led by overconfident idiots.

    1. Re:because by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      yes, at least I would to warn others to not waste their money on that chunk of crap

    2. Re:because by earls · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right, that's par for the course when it comes to your average Joe, but those in the know know the true idiot is the one who cares what others think.

    3. Re:because by Sparx139 · · Score: 1

      I think it's more not wanting to feel like you've been cheated. Especially with something that requires more resources or an active investment. For example, if you were to buy a Mac at the hiked up cost, you'd want to convince yourself that it's worth the extra cash. For me, I'm a Ubuntu user, and I invested my time in getting it up and running on my laptop. It took 3 days before I stumbled onto ndiswrapper, about a month to get it to look how I wanted it to look, and as time passed I'd put too much effort into learning how to use/tweak it. A few years later, I love Unity despite the fact that it's generally considered to be a locked down piece of crap. At some point, "not worth it" became too expensive a decision to make - I took the opposite path - convinced myself that it's good, which became a habit; hence, I'll likely view Ubuntu as being good by default.

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  15. Protective Stradagy by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    It is probably a protective strategy, to defend our choices. As we choose a mate we will try to protect them as to secure the next generation. Evolution probably went where this over-generalization of the effect was good enough, and it didn't need to be particular down to having to be a mate, just a choice.

    Hanging on to the Idea that your OS choice is superior to the others, and the need to protect it against other ideas, falls under the same emotion. Failure to do so may cause other OS's to become more popular then you have wasted your time and resources on that choice. But if you defend it and keep it going then your choice was valid and good and you didn't wast your life on your OS choice.

    The same with religion, Religions that expand by converting adults are often have members with more Zeal then people who grew up with a Religion because that was what their family practiced. Or with someone who decided to become an Atheist, they will often be more hateful towards people who believe in religion.

    I personalty try to catch myself becoming a fan-boy and make sure I say sensible about it... Although I don't always succeed as it is such a primitive emotion I feel it has helped me keep in good graces with a lot of people.

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    1. Re:Protective Stradagy by Labcoat+Samurai · · Score: 1

      Hanging on to the Idea that your OS choice is superior to the others, and the need to protect it against other ideas, falls under the same emotion. Failure to do so may cause other OS's to become more popular then you have wasted your time and resources on that choice. But if you defend it and keep it going then your choice was valid and good and you didn't wast your life on your OS choice.

      I was going to say that I figure the reason the preference exists is that we appreciate the security of something we *know* performs adequately over the uncertainty of an alternative. When the two products were initially rated, that knowledge didn't exist, but once the person became familiar with the product and determined it was at least *good enough*, it becomes preferable to keep using the product than to switch and take a risk. What you've said here, I think, expands upon that and explains a bit more why we would not only prefer one product over the other, but would then irrationally and emotionally defend that product as well.

    2. Re:Protective Stradagy by JTsyo · · Score: 1

      Explain infidelity then.

    3. Re:Protective Stradagy by Labcoat+Samurai · · Score: 1

      The motivation to spread one's genes through sexual intercourse with a variety of mates is orthogonal to the motivation to use tools that are proven to help you achieve your goals.

    4. Re:Protective Stradagy by joebagodonuts · · Score: 1

      It's fun? Not like I'm being asked to recant the 1st choice. I just hope she doesn't find out...

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  16. It certainly works for partners by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    I'm sure plenty of us have gone out with someone who we initially thought was ok but not amazing but eventually got to really like them. And it certainly wasn't because their personality or looks had undergone some radical overhaul in that time.

  17. Why so much concern? by kakyoin01 · · Score: 2

    Our adherence to products we love causes us to favor our choices over others? Makes perfect sense to me, we all want reasons to love our decisions. Now if only we didn't give so much of a damn about how our decisions compare against those of others, then there would be 100% fewer "fanboyism" fights. And less fighting is good, unless I am a madman and no longer have any idea what I'm talking about. We like being right, but it's not always necessary to show it. Maybe if everyone decided once each day to realize situations, not take flamebait and keep their opinions to themselves, we'd all be friendlier. Go ahead and get angry at me for showing some optimism, but deep down inside y'all know it's true.

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    1. Re:Why so much concern? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      In short: Learn critical and rational thinking.

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  18. Re:What about political brands? by earls · · Score: 2

    Great observation. I believe we reduce the political field to two parties because we all want to win... So we rally behind those who have the largest chance of winning.

    Even if someone follows a third party, they most likely will vote "with the winner" instead of their own party which stands little to no chance of winning.

  19. It's because of pattern matching. by master_p · · Score: 1

    The brain does not use deduction, it uses pattern matching, and therefore, given enough training over the same things, a bias is developed.

    1. Re:It's because of pattern matching. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No it's not. There is a hell of a lot more going on here.

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    2. Re:It's because of pattern matching. by master_p · · Score: 1

      No. The only thing that goes on in there is pattern matching. The rest is the result of pattern matching.

  20. Wish I had mod points. by Brannon · · Score: 2

    At least fanboys are expressing a positive sentiment--haters are losers. Live and let live--somebody smart said that once.

    1. Re:Wish I had mod points. by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      So are you a Fanboy Fanboy, or a a Hater Hater?

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    2. Re:Wish I had mod points. by Locutus · · Score: 1

      I've been called a _hater_ a few times while trying to use logic and reasoning to explain an opposing view. Using such a label does not make you any smarter even though it may make you feel that way. It should be, Live and let live but accept change. shit happens.

      LoB

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    3. Re:Wish I had mod points. by Old97 · · Score: 1

      If you used logic and reason and got your facts fairly straight then you aren't a hater in my book. If you write things like "xxx sucks!" or "it's crap" or "only idiots would want that thing" then you are probably a hater because you haven't made an argument. I can tell you what I like and don't like about an iPad and what it is or isn't good for - in my view. A fanboi would be content to say that it was perfect for everything. The hater would say "it sucks".

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    4. Re:Wish I had mod points. by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      This seems to be along the same lines as "Yes, but are you a Catholic [atheist/Jew/whatever] or a Protestant [atheist/Jew/whatever]?" :)

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    5. Re:Wish I had mod points. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hater Haters & Fanboy Fanboys are so dam lame. I myself am a Hater Fanboy but I can sympathise with Fanboy Haters. Hate those Fans!

  21. well it IS their fault by circletimessquare · · Score: 2

    explaining how or why someone thinks or acts a certain way does not remove them from accountability or responsibility

    "well see, he is a drug addict, so when he mowed down the family with his car, this is why it is not his fault"

    this is obviously tangential, but i want to make sure people understand: there is nothing wrong with explaining why people behave a certain way or say a certain thing. but explaining why they do something doesn't mean they are removed from responsibility or accountability for their actions

    i see this kind of thinking about responsibility like in the summary all the time, and it bothers me, as various neurobiological investigations EXPLAIN someone's behavior but it doesn't EXCUSE someone's behavior

    some people think explaining=excusing. no: without personal accountability in this world, all sense of morality is destroyed. if it comes out of your mouth or your hands, YOU are responsible for it. no explanation nullfies that. please understand that

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    1. Re:well it IS their fault by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Luckily, free will still makes perfect sense in a universe that(depending on the scale you are working with) appears to be either deterministic or probabilistic, so morality is definitely safe...

    2. Re:well it IS their fault by maxume · · Score: 2

      I think you are poorly estimating the motivations of many of the people that decry biological explanations for behavior. They have integrated their morality as a feature of the universe that they live in, not as a system of evaluating the actions of themselves and others (in other words, their ideas of good and bad are not in any way thoughtful, they are simply prescribed).

      So concepts that undermine the idea that morality is a feature of the universe threaten their entire world view and they are not willing to use that threat as a reason to reconsider. So the idea that there is some meaningfully large body of criminal apologists is likely a fabrication, most sane people going to view the idea that there are biological explanations for behavior as a reason to modify the ways that we address antisocial behavior, not as a reason to simply accept the behavior.

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    3. Re:well it IS their fault by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      yes, absolutely

      but we mustn't forget the assholes who think explaining behavior biologically actually excuses people from the consequences of their actions

      such assholes are real. mainly, the people committing various crimes

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    4. Re:well it IS their fault by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      Even if we take the philosophical position that the universe is deterministic (forget even probabilistic), the only practical course to work with is to assume that normal sane people are responsible for their actions. And assume that sanity is how the psychologists define it. Our society's laws and economies are based on these assumptions, and so far it practically works fairly well. Changing that would change the environment in which we have adapted to be and may or may not result in a worse status quo than the current one. Morality does not exist for no reason. So, yes, morality is safe because it is(some would argue was, but all evidence I have seen suggests otherwise) a necessary mechanism in society.

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    5. Re:well it IS their fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could make a movie about addicted zombies. That would be great.

    6. Re:well it IS their fault by geekoid · · Score: 1

      In some cases it may excuse the behavior.

      Personal accountability has NOTHING to do with morality.

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    7. Re:well it IS their fault by maxume · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between a lawyer arguing on behalf of a criminal that their (fundamental) brain (structure) made them do it and criminals believing that their brain made them do it.

      Basically, most criminals are stupid and/or lack a socially normal morality.

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    8. Re:well it IS their fault by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      exactly

      and if asked to explain their behavior, it's "the devil made me do it" or any number of variations on the age old dodge, not least of which is the new variation "my brain structure made me do it"

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    9. Re:well it IS their fault by maxume · · Score: 1

      Right, but those are just excuses that they have heard others use in attempts to avoid punishment, they are not reasoned moral objections to punishment.

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    10. Re:well it IS their fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could do a movie about criminal zombies. That would be great.

    11. Re:well it IS their fault by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      Too bad morality can be subjective.

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    12. Re:well it IS their fault by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      reasonability is not a prerequisite in an attempt dodge moral consequences. in fact, it is often the prerequisite not to be reasonable. in domestic situations, force and intimidation often work as a suitable replacement for reasonability too

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    13. Re:well it IS their fault by maxume · · Score: 1

      You are saying the prisoners think that explanations excuse them from morality.

      I'm saying the criminals are simply immoral. They are using the excuse merely in an attempt to avoid punishment, they don't care if you think they are naughty or nice.

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    14. Re:well it IS their fault by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      any criminality that involves social interaction will involve a degree of excuse making

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    15. Re:well it IS their fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if I slip a drug into your drink that makes you 100% susceptible to my suggestions, you are still responsible?

      What about 99% susceptible, 75%, 50%, 25%? Do you have a bright line of responsibility at anything less than 100%?

      Now, what if instead of a drug, I use a set of words and phrases that have been designed to influence you. Are you 100% responsible for your actions if you were not able to resist my influence? Does this go for everyone equally regardless of age and/or mental capacity?

      Boy, life sure looks simple when you only see in black and white.

    16. Re:well it IS their fault by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      personal accountability is the foundation of morality

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    17. Re:well it IS their fault by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      morality is absolute, globally. there is one universal standard for all human behavior

      some assholes who don't understand morality think it is subjective

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    18. Re:well it IS their fault by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      Lets assume you're right and sibling poster is wrong (you can discuss it with him, I know what I think(it isn't) and don't care to discuss it). So, what would you suggest? Force your subjective morality on everyone?

      The point is, what we consider moral trickles down into law. And laws in combination with morality make things work for the majority of people. And that is all you can realistically expect from the world. You might say that isn't true, but who was it that said "the people get the government they deserve"?

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    19. Re:well it IS their fault by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      >explaining how or why someone thinks or acts a certain way does not remove them from accountability or responsibility

      There appears to be a continuum from people who are nearly 100% rational and responsible, to people who aren't at all responsible for their actions, and we as a civilization have a whole pile of different ways to deal with these situations. We culturally do not hold four year old children, profoundly retarded people, or severely schizophrenic people responsible for their actions because they're not mentally capable of understanding morality in a manner consistent with the rest of civilization. There are much grayer cases. Most people with Lesch-Nyhan syndrome chew their fingers off. They can't help it: they can't not chew their fingers off. There isn't any morality involved when you can't control your brain. That's why we have a whole range of criminal offenses: various degrees of murder and manslaughter are ways of assigning a level of culpability for an action.

      Obviously a lot of people try to use an explanation as an excuse when it would be very convenient to have an excuse. But there's a lot we don't yet know about how biology drives behavior. (There's some really weird reading to be done on the relationship between the nervous system, sweating, and shyness: there's a nerve that controls sweat response in the upper part of your body, that if cut, makes people stop being embarrassed/blush/feel awkward: Atul Gawande writes about it in his book "Complications".) I think it's entirely possible that there are piles of stuff we don't yet know about how behavior is controlled. (In fact, there are plenty of neurobiologists who will talk at length about how it's unclear that people ever actually make conscious decisions: we act based on some urge and then rationalize our action by concluding that we chose to do it based on some line of reasoning: there are several essays in the thoroughly cool book "What we believe (but cannot prove)" by John Brockman on the subject of free will, choice, and rationality that make the case that there's no direct physical evidence that we make conscious choices about anything, and there is some evidence to say we don't.)

      As such, I think that explanation could indeed be excuse in many cases: we don't know. Given our current cultural expectations, we have chosen to generally behave as if explanation isn't excuse, and I'm not arguing we should change. I'm just arguing that that's not necessarily a fact, just a cultural assumption that seems to be working fairly well for us.

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    20. Re:well it IS their fault by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      You are wrong. Completely and utterly wrong. I can prove it easy. Is prostitution moral? Some people say it is, some people say it isn't. Legalized prostitution in Nevada doesn't hurt anyone, in fact it provides jobs. Is it immoral to let consenting adults have sex while providing jobs? Is pornography immoral? Some people say it is, some people say it isn't. Pornography (no not child porn) is also providing jobs and not hurting people, and its done among consenting adults. Arguing there is absolute morality means you are arguing that some god or something else created it. You cannot prove anything like a god exists, so you cannot prove that a god created morality. If morality is human behavior, then its subjective since each human being has slightly or drastically different behavior.

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    21. Re:well it IS their fault by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      It is precisely what is happening. Morality being forced on us by laws that were created by a ruling class of people. This ruling class uses religion and other tricks to get idiots to vote in their favor. A sane person can vote, but it gets drown out by all the other voters who typically follow some organized religion or other organization. Its mob rule. There is nowhere on this earth you can go without having subjective morality forced on you through laws short of Antartica and maybe you could get away lawless in a jungle somewhere. I would like prostitution and drugs to be legalized. Many Americans think these things are immoral. I do not. It will never happen because we have a mob of morons voting along party or religious lines.

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    22. Re:well it IS their fault by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      I am going to assume that you are quite serious and have no idea how ironic what you just wrote is. Otherwise I am just going to laugh for 5 minutes and thank you for your joke? There are so many things wrong with what you just wrote, it is difficult to know where to start. How about your assumption that you know better than everyone else? The paranoid "I'm sane and the whole world is mad", "I'm one of an elite few 'non idiots'?" You would set yourself up as a new elite forcing your own viewpoint on everyone else. And you still think you're better?

      Let me tell you something - I have been in a lawless place. And it is unpleasant to say the least. And my life has been in very serious danger as a result. Have you ever been in a place where the rule of law breaks down? You may not realise it but the current state of affairs you have in your nice sheltered life is almost infinitely better. Are you cold? Hungry? Is someone pointing a gun at you?

      Oh, and if you ever want change, you'd better start showing some respect to that "mob of morons" or they'll never ever listen to you. You should hardly be surprised people only listen to people who show them respect, and you would be very surprised by just how intelligent the average man is. My goodness the ego of it all. Why does everyone always assume they'd rule better than the people who do? And who says (look at some research on this) legalizing drugs represents an improvement on the current situation? That is certainly not proven. It is still very much debated. The religious morality in society exists for a reason. Whether you are religious or not. If you are not then is it so incredible to you to think that the morality as it appears is tailored for the purpose of increasing the population's survival chances? Maybe those circumstances have changed, but you would still do well to think carefully before dismissing it out of hand as merely something religious.

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    23. Re:well it IS their fault by EdgeCreeper · · Score: 1

      Oh, really? Then maybe you would like to say what it is. The absolute morality standard for all humankind. If you can't come up with it, completely and accurately, then maybe you don't understand morality yourself. Come on, I'm waiting.

    24. Re:well it IS their fault by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      The paranoid "I'm sane and the whole world is mad", "I'm one of an elite few 'non idiots'?" You would set yourself up as a new elite forcing your own viewpoint on everyone else. And you still think you're better?

      I am not elite, I am just not an idiot like 60 percent of the population. I have nothing that is totally unprovable to tell me whether or not people can do as they please. I also have no ambition for telling others to do what I feel they should do, I just have a problem with people telling me what I can and can't do when it literally doesn't harm any other person. This is infinitely better than the standard.

      Let me tell you something - I have been in a lawless place. And it is unpleasant to say the least. And my life has been in very serious danger as a result. Have you ever been in a place where the rule of law breaks down? You may not realise it but the current state of affairs you have in your nice sheltered life is almost infinitely better. Are you cold? Hungry? Is someone pointing a gun at you?

      Irrelevant. Just because something is better here than somewhere else doesn't mean its as good as it can get nor does it mean we should ignore the inequalities and injustice present. If everyone felt like you nothing would ever improve, Maybe thats why these other areas are so shitty, because they accept it.

      Oh, and if you ever want change, you'd better start showing some respect to that "mob of morons" or they'll never ever listen to you. You should hardly be surprised people only listen to people who show them respect, and you would be very surprised by just how intelligent the average man is. My goodness the ego of it all. Why does everyone always assume they'd rule better than the people who do? And who says (look at some research on this) legalizing drugs represents an improvement on the current situation? That is certainly not proven. It is still very much debated.

      I never said I would rule better, I just said that the people who are ruling are bad at it. I also give respect where respect is due, and most people don't deserve it. Legalizing drugs would A) end the violence in Mexico due to drugs, B) Remove gang's source of income to finance more crime, and C) Its just the right thing to do. Or do you think its OK for people to tell you what you put in your body?

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    25. Re:well it IS their fault by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      I am not elite, I am just not an idiot like 60 percent of the population.

      ???! Read that sentence again. And think carefully about it. To address the rest of your paragraph did you miss the part where I pointed out that the "unprovable" rules are for a reason? Heck I used italics. I said it twice. This makes 3 times, Or are you just ignoring my point in order to continue your rant?

      Irrelevant. Just because something is better here than somewhere else doesn't mean its as good as it can get nor does it mean we should ignore the inequalities and injustice present. If everyone felt like you nothing would ever improve, Maybe thats why these other areas are so shitty, because they accept it.

      Who said I accept it? Do you understand the difference between ranting about some perceived injustice on the internet and working within a system for change? If everyone felt like me things would be drastically different. I never said the current system was perfect, I said (to quote myself, though if you missed it the first time there is doubt you'll see it this time around, but anyway):

      And that is all you can realistically expect from the world.

      In order to change things we need to understand why they are why they are. That means leaving your prejudices about religion and looking at why the rules exist. What is the logic behind them? How do they/did they benefit the societies where they were/are prevalent? Something tells me you will struggle with this.

      I never said I would rule better, I just said that the people who are ruling are bad at it. I also give respect where respect is due, and most people don't deserve it. Legalizing drugs would A) end the violence in Mexico due to drugs, B) Remove gang's source of income to finance more crime, and C) Its just the right thing to do. Or do you think its OK for people to tell you what you put in your body?

      Ok, so legalizing drugs has some positives. Sure, we all know that. In the case of prostitution I feel the positives outweigh the negatives because it would improve life for the prostitutes and hopefully reduce the spread of STDs. In the case of drugs, can you think of any negatives? Or are you a fanboi as the article suggests? How about some citations? I think it is perfectly fine for someone to tell me what not to put in my body, because understanding these things and I see why and it is logical. So the conflict never arises. I also see the greater good to society for doing so. It is not like someone is illogically telling me not to eat my vegetables. Whether it is the "right thing to do" or not is very much still debatable and I am sure you can find some published papers with a short google search to see that..

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  22. explains slashdot by bobaferret · · Score: 1

    I guess that's why I keep coming here, as opposed to switching to reddit.

    1. Re:explains slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I guess that's why I keep coming here, as opposed to switching to reddit.

      reddit blows shut up

    2. Re:explains slashdot by bobaferret · · Score: 1

      I see you missed the sarcasm.

  23. What happens when Fanboys grow up? by Matt.Battey · · Score: 1

    They get a show on Fox News or MSNBC and pretend they are newscasters.

  24. Wrong analysis by Guybrush_T · · Score: 2

    I'm I the only one who is concerned by the validity of their experiment. The last experiment lets me very dubious.

    Imagine you have 3 smileys. They have similar ratings, but for sure there is one you prefer, one you rate 2nd and one you rate 3rd. Now, let's just see the result we would have for each scenario.

    Rating of cards 1/2/3 ; 3rd card chosen after initial choice ; 3rd card chosen without initial choice (so just between card 2 and card 3)

    1/2/3 ; False (1 chosen on first pass) ; False
    1/3/2 ; True (1 chosen on first pass) ; True
    2/1/3 ; False (1 chosen on first pass) ; False
    2/3/1 ; True (2 chosen on first pass) ; True
    3/1/2 ; True (1 chosen on first pass) ; False
    3/2/1 ; True (2 chosen on first pass) ; True

    Which makes in the first experiment 50% chances of choosing the third card and 66% when we made a previous "preselection". This is approximately the figures children had. Monkeys had lower 3rd card preference, maybe because they prefer to take cards in order.

    About the rest of the article, I'm just as dubious. If you choose a product, for sure you rate it better. It's called the cause of you choosing it, not a consequence ...

    1. Re:Wrong analysis by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Probably.
      The seems valid to me. I can't help but not that your example is no no way like what they did.

      http://www.yale.edu/minddevlab/papers/egan-et-al.pdf

      In a nut shell. When there where 3 stickers A,B,C and a child like A,B equally, and C less. After being given a choice between A And C, the child chose A. Afterwords, the child perfered A over B. Or if the choice was between B and C, afterward the child liked B more then A. Don't let my simple explanation lead you to believe they where actually in A,B,C order. they where randomized.

      I was surprised to find this paper. I had read it a while ago, and we discussed it to some length. The conclusions seem sound. You're presentation of what they did is incorrect.

      There are several other studies that show the same thing. Once someone has made a choice, they immediately defend that choice and ignore contrary evidence. It's an interesting subject, being able to hold contradictory beliefs with equal strength.

      Look at people who make irrational choice and then defend them.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    2. Re:Wrong analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. What the article especially fails to establish is that people still stick with their original choice even after hidden flaws &c. become apparent. We know some people do of course, but the experiment doesn't really show that.
      The only thing the experiment shows is that there is a correlation between what people like and what people choose. It would have been more shocking if this weren't the case, and frankly I think this experiment restored some of my faith in mankind.

    3. Re:Wrong analysis by brokeninside · · Score: 1

      There is quite a bit of research that has been done on this subject. Search your favorite academic database for studies on "cognitive dissonance" or "dissonance theory."

      A common experiment is to hold a survey to provide feedback on two different objects. As a reward, people who take the survey are allowed to choose one of the products. Then they are brought back in later to do a follow up. Typically, the product that was originally chosen as the reward gets rated higher and the product that was not chosen gets rated lower regardless of which product was selected. If one product was actually superior to the other, one would not expect such a result.

      Note that this says nothing about the reasons for having made a choice. It could be that in many occasions people do select products because they are a better choice to start with. But this phenomenon occurs whether or not that is the case.

    4. Re:Wrong analysis by Stickasylum · · Score: 1

      Exactly! An economist from Yale, Keith Chen, made this interpretation in 2008, and experimental redesigns and rebuttals have raged since. A (dated) review of the debate is available at http://tierneylab.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/01/27/monkeys-candy-and-cognitive-dissonance/ I had my students at a high school summer math camp perform the M&M experiment with students and instructors in the lunch room. If my memory serves, after 200 trials our rejection rate was ~67%, pretty much perfectly in line with the pre-existing preference interpretation!

  25. unbiased by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I (buy android) am (ipad is crap) completely (don't touch windows with a barge pole) unbiased (and let's not mention blackberry), thanks (nor symbian)

    1. Re:unbiased by Tomahawk · · Score: 1

      LOL. But true! ;-)

  26. OMG I WANT AN iPhone 5!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PLEASE APPLE!! If you would just let me have an iPhone 5 NOW instead of me having to wait ALL the way until fall, I PROMISE to hold it right!! I'll do ANYTHING! Please!?!? I really don't want to cryogenically freeze myself again :(

  27. Re:Why Cum-stained? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of us just do a better job of overcoming our subconscious tendencies.

    That's because some of us are more intelligent and realize being a fanboy doesn't stand up to questioning. The rest just mindlessly follow, follow, follow the yellow-brick road...

  28. Fanbois are Irrational by virb67 · · Score: 1

    Or maybe fanbois develop irrational and emotional attachments to products because they are just average idiots who have been beguiled by marketing. That is after all the whole point of mass marketing -- to beguile the average idiot.

    1. Re:Fanbois are Irrational by geekoid · · Score: 0

      Are that as big of an idiot as someone whose counter argument is an ad hom attack?

      Smart people gather emotional attachments as well.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  29. subconscious tendencies by rgviza · · Score: 1

    ".... Some of us just do a better job of overcoming our subconscious tendencies."

    It's called "being a rational, critically thinking person" and ignoring the shininess to look for value.

    --
    Don't kid yourself. It's the size of the regexp AND how you use it that counts.
    1. Re:subconscious tendencies by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Shininess is part of it's value. Don't overlook that.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    2. Re:subconscious tendencies by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The amazing thing about bias is our ability to see it in everyone but ourselves. I think it was best summarized by Homer Simpson with "Everyone is stupid except me."

      But I'm sure your preference for exclusively making comments enclosed in teletype text tags is perfectly rational.

      --

      -- Don't Tase me, bro!

  30. Conspiracy! by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

    Cool Ranch is by far the greatest creation ever. Taco was a conspiracy brought on by the global banks investment in the Doritos brand. But they couldn't silence Cool Ranch freedom of choice! I mean, can you even eat Taco with Dr. Pepper and call yourself a lover of freedom? No, it's horrible and eats away at the mind! Cool Ranch and Dr. Pepper will lead to world peace and we will not be silenced!

    Down with the Taco Conspiracy!

    --
    I8-D
    1. Re:Conspiracy! by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 2

      Cool Ranch is for panzy momma's boys. Fiery Habanero is the Dorito for men.

    2. Re:Conspiracy! by gorzek · · Score: 2

      I recommend we replace the Communion eucharist with Cool Ranch Doritos.

    3. Re:Conspiracy! by tooyoung · · Score: 2

      There should be a law that if food is going to be marketed as Habanero, it should at least be hotter than eating a raw jalapeno.

    4. Re:Conspiracy! by D'Sphitz · · Score: 1

      I agree. I've tried just about every potato chip or nacho in the snack aisle marketed as "HOT & SPICY!!!", most of them have the heat of a green bean, and even the hottest I've tried are on par with a mild jalapeno. Strangely the hottest chips I've found weren't even marketed as "OMG HOT HABANERO", they were simply potato chips labeled "Jalapeno Flavored" (which I can't find anymore, which is a shame because they were delicious). I don't get why they would market something as hot when it's not, people who don't like spicy will not buy them because they're labeled spicy, and people who do like spicy will be disappointed and only buy them once, it makes no sense.

    5. Re:Conspiracy! by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      Because people who can't really stand spicy but think they can buy these. And they also like to spout off on yelp and file lawsuits.

      --
      There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from the bread factory.
    6. Re:Conspiracy! by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      I don't think I'd purchase any product that had "OMG" printed on the packaging.

    7. Re:Conspiracy! by treeves · · Score: 1

      What if it was "Natural OMG-3 from Flax!" ?

      --
      ...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.
  31. It depends on the individual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do have to say that it depends on the individual. I speak from my choices, along with friends' choices. When I buy something, I don't just pick it up and think immediately that it's awesome since awesome would need some sort of base. Before I buy something, I research it and it's competition, pros/cons, etc. Of course there are many areas which the grey areas are the selling points as that is the only deviant properties.

    Though I'm sure that there are going to be lots that simply say I'm lieing and go on trying to prove everyone thinks compulsively.

  32. Re:Why Cum-stained? by cgeys · · Score: 1, Funny

    I love Apple because when you use Apple's products you come out as intelligent person. You aren't like a normal person who is only able to use Windows, but neither you are a nerd that uses Linux. With Apple's products you can really just go out with your iPad, sit down at the coffee shop and wait for girls to come talk to you.

  33. errr... no by geekoid · · Score: 1

    we are hardwired to excuse away the faults of something when we are vested in it.

    Fanboys are people who go to the extreme end and try to force other people to ignore the same faults that are.

    It applies to family, religion, products, everything. The length of the excuse will be correlated to the amount of value and time people put into something

    It should be noted that being aware that happens means someone can learn how to recognize and stop making those emotional judgements.

    --
    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  34. Triggered by incentives by dcavanaugh · · Score: 1

    It's easy to induce fanboyism; just give the subject a bag of Cheetos, Doritos, or any crunchy snack.

    The most extreme fanboys are those who have received little gifts from vendors. A desk trinket or T-shirt goes a long way towards making the prospective fanboy feel "loved", "part of the team", etc. Bigger gifts work even better -- free products for home use, "training", etc. And for the truly resistant fanboy there is some extreme methods that can induce fanboyism: blackjack and strippers.

    The other way to induce fanboyism is to prevent the subject from discovering alternatives. If you can make sure the prospective fanboy never drives a car other than Toyota, he or she will probably become a Toyota fanboy with no incentives whatsoever.

    In humans, the degree of fanboyism (let's call it the "FB factor") is computed by the number of excuses per hour the person will make to defend the shortcomings of whatever the fanboy is addicted to.

    Computing FB for prospective fanboys of Microsoft was hotly disputed until Vista provided a foolproof test case.

  35. hmmm by nomadic · · Score: 0

    What would be interesting would be to figure out why certain products attract the more shrill fanboys. The worst two are easily Apple and Nintendo; I would guess Apple attracts the most brainwashees because they have a slick marketing operation, and Nintendo does because a lot of people grew up on Nintendo so had it imprinted early.

    1. Re:hmmm by DJRumpy · · Score: 2

      Actually I would say Android has the more agressive vocal fanboys. Mention Apple in here and they swarm with claims of Patent Troll, Natzi, Alter of Steve, Homo, Idiot, Turtleneck, fanboi, 'shiny',queerbate, etc. Apple fans tend to defend their products but they don't generally start attacking others choices. They typically say things like "don't like it, then don't buy it". Android fans tend to strike out against others who disagree with such attacks, and often get personal.

      Granted this is just a sample from one thread, but I think it's fairly representative of what I see here. I typically find Android fanboy's to be far more juvenile and verbally abusive. This is just searching this thread for the word 'Apple':

      ie. Apple customer. Hey what? Someone had to say it, might as well be me.

      It should be fairly obvious to anyone who comes to slashdot regularly that people with an apple shaped hole in their heart are not really 'playing with a full set of cards'.

      What would be interesting would be to figure out why certain products attract the more shrill fanboys. The worst two are easily Apple and Nintendo; I would guess Apple attracts the most brainwashees because they have a slick marketing operation, and Nintendo does because a lot of people grew up on Nintendo so had it imprinted early.

      So these sad dweebs take it personally that someone else doesn't share their warped view of the world. What's very interesting is how Apple have cultivated it (with carefully placed astroturfers) for two decades.

      The mark of a fanboy isn't that they like something better, it's that they've literally coalesced into miniature tribes where their preferred product (Apple being the obvious example) becomes the culture and any alternative culture (say, Windows PCs or Linux) are intruders or the enemy.

      Why is Apple the "obvious example"? It used to be that people felt that way about Linux fanboys, these days I'd say Windows/MS fanboys are actually the worst, possibly because they tend to have the backing of all the "anti-fanboys" who run Windows and hate Linux/Apple
       
       

      Why is Apple the "obvious example"?

      ROFLMAO!! I got a kick out of that one... from your /. id, I can tell you are not new here so I assume you are just going for sarcasm

      My guess would be that it's because despite the fact that Apple products have repeatedly been proven to be inferior to cheaper, easier to use alternatives, Apple fanbois keep on trying to explain why they use their useless, overpriced, locked-down gadgets instead of the cheaper, better, superior alternatives.

      >My guess would be that it's because despite the fact that Apple products have repeatedly been proven to be inferior to cheaper, easier to use alternatives, Apple fanbois keep on trying to explain why they use their useless...

      Or they could be pointing out why you don't know what you're talking about and you're just not quite up to hearing about why you're wrong.

      As and avowed Apple fan, I do sometimes wonder about my odd feelings of love for my iThings and Mac.

      -> Mod parent up. I have no points right now.

      PLEASE APPLE!! If you would just let me have an iPhone 5 NOW instead of me having to wait ALL the way until fall, I PROMISE to hold it right!! I'll do ANYTHING! Please!?!? I really don't want to cryogenically freeze myself again :(

    2. Re:hmmm by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      Damn..missed the last comment outside of the blockquote. Ah well...

    3. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually you missed one:

      Will you be buying the new iPenis when it comes out?

      Mod parent up. I have no points right now.

    4. Re:hmmm by Labcoat+Samurai · · Score: 1

      I don't find it surprising that slashdot users favor android. I also don't find it surprising that they are a bit antagonistic about iOS. Your study here is akin to going to a secular humanism newsgroup and then concluding based on the posts there that atheists are numerous and more antagonistic than theists.

      I don't have any data to back this up, so I'll understand if you decide to disregard my opinion, but my experience is that android users are far better informed about iOS and its advantages and disadvantages, and tend to prefer android on its merits more than out of fanboyism (though surely it is a factor, I suspect it is less of a factor than with apple). As for why they might be antagonistic? I don't know, but it might be at least partly a reaction to apple fans being obnoxious about their products. I'm reminded of Maddox's bit on apple. I've met quite a few apple loyalists who seem unwilling to consider alternatives, and when you consider that the alternatives usually provide more value for your money in all of the quantifiable ways (except number of apps with iOS devices), it comes off as a reaction to cognitive dissonance. You see them rationalizing about how you can't get viruses with apple computers (you can) or how things just work (in my experience, they often don't) or how apple's support might be better (they might be right).

      And I know what you're probably thinking. I'm just a fanboy and I don't see it. But it's not quite as simple as that. My first smartphone *was* an iPhone. My initial assumptions about Android were generally negative. Seemed like a copycat and I was skeptical that it could perform as well. I used to come up with any rationalization I could, even when presented with conflicting evidence. "Well surely the iPhone easier to use" or "It's probably more reliable" or "I don't need to run multiple processes" (yes, I know, they fixed that) or "Voice dialing? eh, it's a luxury I don't have any use for". Reading reviews and talking to people, I learned that actually android had a lot to offer that iOS did not, and I got increasingly fed up with the lack of features. What finally did it in for me was when the iOS4 update turned my iPhone 3G into an unreliable useless piece of slag. Apps would autoclose themselves, take forever to load, etc. (some apps, like the dictionary one, would autoclose every time before fully loading). Some of my games became useless. All of my data was deleted by the sync operation. Sure, some of it I synced and got back, like contacts, apps, and music, but most of my app data was gone (including videos I had taken with a 3rd party app since the iPhone 3G didn't have integrated video capture). It was as if I suddenly noticed my apple koolaid was spiked with piss. Yes, I could have gotten an iPhone 4 and most of those issues would have been answered, but by then I no longer thought of apple as any better than anyone else if I could experience all of those issues... so I opened my mind and looked into alternatives, and based on every quantifiable feature, android phones just looked better.

  36. Really? by Alrescha · · Score: 1

    "Some of us just do a better job of overcoming our subconscious tendencies."

    I've never met any of these people.

    A.

    --
    ...bringing you cynical quips since 1998
    1. Re:Really? by erroneus · · Score: 1

      I'm one. Former Christian, former Microsoft fan and former fan of lots of things in the past.

      I periodically evaluate my positions on various things to see where advantages and disadvantages are out of balance and reasons behind preferences are no longer valid.

      I have known a lot of people who practice such self-evaluations and respond accordingly. I have known even more who are incapable of such. It's those damned emotions that people connect with their preferences. Preferences become a part of a person's identity and so when their preferences are called into question, it's like saying "you are not who you say you are."

  37. A typical fanboy reaction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Part of being a fanboy is to ALWAYS consider the OTHER to be the fanboy.

    An even bigger part of it is to consider anyone who favors a choice that is not yours to be a dick about not begging for mercy for their erroneous choice and call on you to show them the light.

    It is like that [insert race you think of as dumb here] who heard on the radio, while driving down the highway, that there was a car going the wrong direction and proclaims "one car? I see dozens!".

    Everyone else is a fanboy for foolishly claim their inferior product is better then mine.

  38. Critical mass by RoccamOccam · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that the research has hit upon the primary factor behind fanboyism; however, for certain groups, it goes far beyond those reasons. For many products and technologies, there is a personal investment in time and money that gets wasted if your particular choice falls out of the mainstream. Behind most consumer technology, there is a critical mass that is needed for any sustainment of future relevance. To many fanboys, there is a feeling that it falls to them to make sure that others buy in to the same technology, so that the critical mass can be reached.

    1. Re:Critical mass by erroneus · · Score: 1

      It takes a lot to defeat critical mass, but since you are talking about that, I presume you may be talking about Microsoft.

      Microsoft once had fans... rabid fans. I became a Microsoft fan when Windows came out. Prior to Windows, running programs was a mess. Each program needed its own graphics and printer drivers, for example unless VESA was good enough for many graphics programs. Windows began unifying those kinds of things moving from the primitive to the more modern. It was a good thing and offered things that I had grown accustomed to in other OSes. Microsoft was "growing up" and "catching up."

      It wasn't until they started playing dirty in business, government and in the courts system that they lost me as a fan.

      These days, their critical mass keeps them moving, but they have lost huge amounts of fandom to the point that I don't believe much exists any longer. If you are a Microsoft fan, you're probably still living in the early 90's. But they maintain their critical mass and are continually and happily abusing it. (Did anyone notice the licensing change where all volume licensed Windows OSes are "upgrade only" meaning that you still have to buy an OEM license for every computer you buy?)

      Also these days, Microsoft has lost not only fans, but the trust of the industry. Just as the United States of America has become a hated bully-of-the-world that everyone must currently deal with, Microsoft has become the untrusted bully-of-the-IT-market. People know they have to deal with them under certain circumstances, but they often work to avoid it wherever and whenever possible, This should serve as a huge signal to Microsoft's leadership but they don't seem to be paying attention just yet.

      If there is a way of overcoming that critical mass, we haven't found it yet. Linux and Mac "fanboys" rarely, if ever, consider critical mass and still think in terms of "the better thing wins." It's not how large markets work. But one way to defeat critical mass is the masses getting angry over the abuse they are issued. It's just a question of how much abuse is tolerable at this point.

  39. Bullshit article IMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is nothing wrong with being enthusiast over a product and IMO there's also nothing wrong with sharing your experiences and opinion on how great the product actually is.

    The problem is simply that certain people lack self reflection and a healthy dose of common sense.

    When it comes to music / audio production my favorite tool is the combination of together with Max for Live. The latter being a visual programming environment ('Max / MSP / Jitter') which has been "embedded" for Ableton Live.

    And I guess writing all of this up here also marks me some kind of fanboy. Quite frankly I am; I'm very excited about the products and the stuff I can do with it.

    BUT... I'll also be the first to acknowledge that this software can't do it all (well, it comes very close though) and that other people might be much better of using other environments (Reason/Record, ProTools or maybe stuff like Cubase or maybe even Reaper).

    THAT is IMO where things go wrong. There is nothing scientific about it; some people are simply dorks and lack any common sense. What they say goes and other people are simply "wrong" because. We all should know by example since most of our countries are ruled by such people.

    1. Re:Bullshit article IMO by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2

      And I guess writing all of this up here also marks me some kind of fanboy. Quite frankly I am; I'm very excited about the products and the stuff I can do with it.

      No, it marks you a fan.

      BUT... I'll also be the first to acknowledge that this software can't do it all (well, it comes very close though) and that other people might be much better of using other environments (Reason/Record, ProTools or maybe stuff like Cubase or maybe even Reaper).

      And that's what makes clear you are not a fanboy. A fanboy would claim that you are always better off with his preferred choice.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  40. Music Genre Fanboyism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet you could make a case for this applying to people who like a certain type of music over another. We don't like to think of our music choices as "products" but I've certainly seen the same play out.

    Discussions like:
    "Country is the Best" usually followed by "Not in My Car"
    "Trance is the Best"
    "Metal is the Best"

    Of course, we all know that Trance is the actually the best--so it's kind of a moot point, I suppose. :-)

  41. Identity augmentation by DemonGenius · · Score: 1

    All association with a product, person or people, or ideology is a way for people to augment their identity in such a way that they appear to have some level of importance in the social strata of their choosing. Identification with an equally attractive thing risks being ousted from the social strata based on the fanboyism of the original thing or at least being of diminished importance within said fanboy group. This is really just a subset of the social dynamics that exist among peers or in politics. For example, an alpha male does something incredibly asinine, something that anyone outside his group would call him an idiot for. However, within his group, his underlings rally behind his stupidity out of fear of being of less importance in the group, while everyone else who calls him out for his stupidity are instantly shunned.

    TL;DR: People tend to make decisions based on how important those decisions make them feel, not so much because of the practicality of those decisions.

  42. "Time for FOXES!!!!" :D Can you ID the source by spads · · Score: 1

    of that all-time greatest fan-boy tag line?

    --
    Bukowski said it. I believe it. That settles it.
  43. Dr. Siggy is innocent I tell you... by Fitch · · Score: 1

    Can't blame the good doctor, he didn't put those lustful thoughts for your mother into your head either. ;-)

    Now explain what is this "Windows" I keep hearing about...

  44. Bias Is Only Human by InsertCleverUsername · · Score: 1

    Yeah... Nothing new here. Psychologists have understood confirmation bias for decades --if only the unwashed masses had this insight and could turn off Fox News (or Air America?) long enough to consider their own biases. God, what I wouldn't do to get one semester of critical thinking added to the K-12 educational curriculum.

    Like Michael Shermer points out in his recent book, giving mental priority to our first impressions and previous experience was critical to our survival back when we were swinging from the trees. Today it's more likely to lead us into making bad political and personal choices.

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    Ask me about my sig!
  45. Cognitive Dissonance by mescobal · · Score: 1

    From Social Psychology an interesting construct: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance

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  46. Re:Why Cum-stained? by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 1

    Pfft, I laugh at your pathetic iPad. The only Apple product worth taking out in public is an iPad2. Thus says our lord Steve Jobs *Peace be upon Him*

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    I got here through a series of tubes
  47. Slashdot is the best website EVAR! by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    i swear to god man every time i visit slashdot it just get better and better, from the funky green/teal colors to the submissions and the comments are the best! even the anonymous cowards are to be loved!

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    Politics is Treachery, Religion is Brainwashing
  48. Dan Gilbert's TED Talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Harvard Psychologist Dan Gilbert, who was mentioned in the article, did an excellent TED talk on this very subject. Definitely worth watching - it's one my favorites.

    Why Are We Happy?

  49. Re:use by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    In Social Web 2.0 some scary things emerge from taking your nice statement and playing musical chairs with the words.

    (Modified from Talderas' original)
    "People are just products. Mark Zuckerberg defines your worth and thus his own through who he uses via who you associate with."

    --
    My first Journal Entry ever, in 8 years! http://slashdot.org/journal/365947/aphelion-scifi-fantasy-horror-poetry-webzine
  50. Dan Gilbert TED Talk by cvnautilus · · Score: 1

    Dan Gilbert, Harvard psychologist, and one of the scientists behind the data used in the article, made an excellent talk at TED. Definitely worth viewing. Why are we Happy?

  51. This whole "famboyism" meme is a load of bull by Theovon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Honestly, I think that calling someone a "fanboy" is just an ad hominem attack that people use when someone else's favorite thing is different from your favorite thing. The fact is, people come to like things, and they enjoy talking about them. Some people won't shut up about football. It's their thing. They enjoy it. They may seem unwilling to admit that basketball is an equally valid sport, from an objective point of view, because to them, football is the best thing. EVERYONE has this kid of narrow perspective on SOMETHING. However, while they may be narrow about it, calling them a fanboy is nothing but a way to completely dismiss every argument they make, even those that may be perfectly valid and useful. Maybe they are wrong that basketball sucks, but they may be equally correct that football is awesome.

    Let's try an example. Richard Dawkins is an atheism fanboy. In fact, he's a great scientist and educator. I understand evolutionary biology very well, but this guy could run rings around me when it comes to depth of knowledge and the ability to explain it clearly to others. On the other hand, he's got a bug up his ass about the evils of religion. Many of his complaints are perfectly legitimate, of course, because various religions have been the cause of massive atrocities. Moreover, our scientific understanding has brought us to the point that the vast majority of things that humans once attributed to gods are in fact the result of completely natural processes that follow consistent physical laws. With regard to the vast majorty of the world, it is completely unnecessary and even perhaps inappropriate to evoke "God" as part of the explanation. That being said, an absence of evidence does not imply evidence of absence. For all we know, "God" could be inhabitants of a meta universe wherein our universe is a computer simulation, and they have made occasional tweaks to keep the simulation running right. So, Dawkins has taken his lack of evidence for God and taken a leap of faith that there definitly isn't one, and rather than just being a proponent of atheism, he is vehement about it, attempting to persuade people of the "truth" of his belief. He should stick to being a fantastic scientist and picking at specific problems that religions cause (in any case, religions are human constructs), and stop being so forceful about something he can't really prove. He can prove evolution. He can't prove atheism. Evolution is good science. Atheism is a belief, taken on faith, even if it is in fact highly plausible, with the alternatives having very little support. (I am inclined to think that agnosticism is the only belief without faith, because it doesn't assert anything specific, but I could be wrong about that.)

    The point I'm making here is that Dawkins has some errors in his reasoning that might make some people dismiss him. If you're religious and he attacks your religion, then you're not going to want to listen to him talk about evolution. But in fact, he's one of the BEST people to listen to if you want to understand evolution.

    I was thinking of going on with some other example about Mac fanboys, but I'm running out of time. For me, I'm just getting old and I prefer the fact that a Mac doesn't make me babysit basic things like connecting to wifi or backing up files. But my idiology places usability concerns first, with issues of "free software" coming second. The point is that many Mac fanboys have religious fervor. Nothing can touch the awesomeness of a Mac. But I'm sure you can anticipate what I'm going to say next: Even if their knowledge of Windows and Linux is completely wrong, they know tons about Macs and you might learn something from that.

    1. Re:This whole "famboyism" meme is a load of bull by nicklikesfire · · Score: 2

      Dawkins does differentiate between weak and strong atheism. He readily admits that it is impossible to conclusively prove the absence of god. Your "For all we know" statement is the problem with agnosticism. The classic example: For all we know, there is a very small teapot orbiting the sun between Earth and Mars. Are you agnostic about this possibility as well, or would you refute the statement, pointing out how absurd it would be? I honestly don't believe that I am a Dawkins fan boy.

    2. Re:This whole "famboyism" meme is a load of bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That being said, an absence of evidence does not imply evidence of absence.

      Actually, that's not always true, especially with religion and gods. Often religions assert that certain things are true, prayer can have effects, doing certain actions will cause lightning to hit you, certain magic spells and incantations have certain effects. Or they may assert that there god has certain properties.

      If one tests these assertions, one can demonstrate that the god or power referred to by that particular brand of religion does not indeed exist, or that the properties are logically incoherent. In fact, given the overwhelming lack of _any_ consistent measurable observations of _any_ supernatural intervention in our world, it seems pretty safe to conclude, as one does with any brand of science (since proof is never a requirement) that the best model of god(s) is one that is functionally equivalent to the null set. Yes, there could be some non-interventionist god existing on some alternate plane of existence that has absolutely no interaction with our universe. But there is no functional difference between that particular god and no god at all.

      And agnosticism has to do with the assertion of knowledge, not belief. So if you have no belief that there is a god, regardless of how certain or uncertain you are about that belief, you are an atheist, however you may dislike the label.

    3. Re:This whole "famboyism" meme is a load of bull by blair1q · · Score: 1

      No, it's valid when their favorite thing is not your favorite thing because it's a fetid piece of crap.

    4. Re:This whole "famboyism" meme is a load of bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will you idiots PLEASE learn that just naming calling is not an ad hominem. It's an ad hominem when you insult to call into question their credibility to make a valid argument. Saying, "you are a moron" is NOT an ad hominem. Saying, "you're only a freshmen" implying they don't have the level of education necessary to form a cogent argument IS an ad hominem. The best ad hominem is calling someone a "Java programmer" when they spout of about programming. See, it can be an ad hominem AND true at the same time.

    5. Re:This whole "famboyism" meme is a load of bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting about Dawkins. You're also hitting my selling point against atheism; that's it's like a religion - only opposite. Personally I'm an agnostic and a humanist. I don't believe there's a god, but if some day there is scientific evidence to support it, I will at least not deny it.

      The world is full of people like Dawkins. I once had a lecture from a Norwegian solar scientist, Pål Brekke. He talked about a lot of interesting stuff, but some how he's hung up on global warming. He goes to great lengths to debate climate scientists (and general census) on whether or not global warming is a man made phenomenon. He's obviously backing up the questions with good data on the suns activity, the earth's middle temperature over time and so forth, but by no means is he an authority on climate - only on the sun. The big problem is that he's also trying to answer the questions he's asking.

      In my opinion that's where the problem lies with fanboys as well. They take one thing they know, and then try to use that to sell unrelated points. Questioning these clams is usually accompanied by illogical arguments and ad hominem attacks. People go like "...yeah, the cult of Apple" or "Fandroid" and etc. I even once met a guy that claimed that "windows works fine. I've never experienced windows crashing if it wasn't because the user has done something wrong" (that was eight years ago). Then there's the kind of people who just have to run everything on the unstable releases - very nice when they send you some code and "it works fine for me". Not necessarily fanboyism, but in close relation I think.

      What irritates me most is when I talk to people and say something like "I think product A is better than product B, because of reason C", then I'm suddenly accused of being a fanboy. How do you argue when someone tries to label you?

    6. Re:This whole "famboyism" meme is a load of bull by pthreadunixman · · Score: 1

      an absence of evidence does not imply evidence of absence.

      Nice appeal to ignorance there.

    7. Re:This whole "famboyism" meme is a load of bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Atheism is a belief, taken on faith, even if it is in fact highly plausible, with the alternatives having very little support.

      False: Theism is a belief in at least one god (specifically a 'personal' god, contrast to deism). Atheism is simply the 'lack of belief in a god', which isn't a statement of faith but rather a lack of faith.

      (I am inclined to think that agnosticism is the only belief without faith, because it doesn't assert anything specific, but I could be wrong about that.)

      Since agnosticism is about what is or is not knowable or known it is possible to be a an agnostic atheist (that is someone who does not believe in a god or gods but says that it is not knowable whether there is one) but also an agnostic theist (who believes there is a god, but isn't sure).

      Dawkins himself suggested a scale from 1 (being certain there is a god) and 10 (certainty that there is not a god) and placed himself at 8 or 9, believing it quite unlikely that there is a god.

      The labels are pretty confusing, and they're used variably, which is probably why you've misunderstood Dawkins' position on this. I suggest reading his work, probably beginning the God Delusion, as he has already addressed most of your criticisms.

  52. Famboyism as species survival asset by stoneguy · · Score: 1

    If your parents didn't think you were wonderful when the rest of the world thought you were an obnoxious brat, you wouldn't be here right now.

  53. Replace 'product' for any identity ... by gstoddart · · Score: 2

    This analysis of the scientific research on the subject reveals that our brains unconsciously develop an affinity for products we choose over similarly attractive alternatives.

    People in general have an affinity to belong to groups ... Tribes, religions, sports teams, Coke or Pepsi, vi or emacs, KY or Astroglide ...

    People invest their self worth into these things, and they feel threatened when challenged. Sometimes, they feel motivated to tell everybody else how they should also sign up for this exclusive club .. because it further validates their self image.

    I think the reverse is also true, some people have invested just as much into disliking something ... oh, for example, the almost irrational hatred of Apple you see here on Slashdot (which, if I remember correctly, is about what it was for Microsoft about 8-10 years ago).

    That the 'other guy is a doodie head' is part of the us/them image you build up. He simply has to be a doodie head, because he disagrees with you on a topic on which You Are Right(tm).

    I suspect from an evolutionary perspective, this is probably indicative of a broader range of how people have affinities for group membership as a whole.

    Or, I'm talking completely out of my ass ... it could go either way really. :-P

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  54. Brain or nervous system? by RockoTDF · · Score: 0

    Sorry folks, you can't say from a purely behavioral study what "the brain" is doing. Even if you take a totally materialist stance (as opposed to dualism) you still can't. You must point to a brain region that lights up (or is damaged), or event related potentials (a type of EEG analysis) to talk about what the brain is doing. In this case, it is entirely possible that other parts of the nervous system are influencing the biases reported in TFA and the cited articles. The peripheral nervous system is important for behavioral and emotional processes too. For example, paralyzed patients experience dampened affect, among other things.

    As a neuroscientist I'm scared that the perception of my field will be hurt by crappy pop neuroscience, much like how psychology was hurt by pop psychology in the 90s (and is still recovering).

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  55. I chose to reply to this thread. by blair1q · · Score: 1

    Therefore it is good to reply to.

    QED

  56. Nope by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

    "Some of us just do a better job of overcoming our subconscious tendencies."? More like "some of us convince themselves that their hatred is actually based on reason, and that it is actually proof they are beyond fanboyism" - and they are. Far beyond.

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  57. Control Theory by Capt.Albatross · · Score: 0

    A degree of hysteresis in a decision-making process, when selecting between discrete alternatives, protects against chronic flip-flopping when the choice is not clear-cut. Therefore, it should be no surprise that biological systems display this property.

    1. Re:Control Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a hysteresis. Quite trying to impress with words you don't know the meaning of.

  58. Gawd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate the Apple fanboys the most, foaming at the mouth with their idiotic arguments as to why their overpriced, underwhelming garbage is worth it. I read a post once from one arguing that Apple purposely making the iPod so you couldn't replace the battery was a good thing. He said it would ruin the beautiful esthetics. Morons.

  59. Unfortunately by Windwraith · · Score: 0

    At this time and age, being passionate about something can be labeled as fanboyism. Sure there are bona-fide fanbois out there, but people passionate about something is being labelled fanboy by anyone who disagrees.
    It's like if every positive quality of mankind was being diluted until it's reduced to a set of memes.

  60. This is not a bad thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Some of us just do a better job of overcoming our subconscious tendencies."

    Discrimination is a survival trait. It only needs to be overcome when it hampers good decisions.

  61. Been there, seen that by jdeitch · · Score: 1

    I run a ballroom at Dragoncon every year.

    Hardwired or not, seen plenty of fanboy-ism ... from the guy asking Felicia Day for her phone number, to the screaming girls when Tom Felton walked out on stage.

    It's just normal hero worship .. or something .. or not ...

  62. Re:Apple by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Sure there are tons of places where they went a little over the top, but Apple took an open source core and did all the UI work that FOSS folks put off for a decade. It's as simple as that. It's "BSD on the desktop", followed by "2nd derivative of BSD on the phone".

    All their recent patent / lawsuits stuff is typical big $ corp games. "FOSS honesty" starts to creak when the dollars flow in. Google managed Not To Be Evil for a couple of years, but then they had to Just Do Stuff against nasty competitors.

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  63. A practial look an fanboy-ism by wahini · · Score: 1

    If you identify with any of the tools you use: OS's, programming languages, platforms, then an attack on the tool you identify with, is an attack on yourself. You will vehemently defend an attack on your self identity. The only practical way to avoid fanboy-ism is to be a professional and not to identify with your tools, simply realize, that every useful thing is a tool and not 'who you are'. Then you can give a professional opinion on any of your tools, the pluses and minuses, without having to feel threatened emotionally.

  64. easier explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's an identity issue, people want to find a common ground to identify with, and with obsess with a certain factor they see as part of their identity.

    Hence why fanboys create labels for themselves. This is why we have 3 separate religions in the world that believe in the very same god (I know there are more than 3, I'm using the big 3 that believe in the same god as an example) but will kill each other over the fact it isnt in the same way.

    hell, even within those religions there are separate sects that believe in similar, but different ways.

    Catholics vs, protestants, Suuni vs Shiite, and then there are some jewish sects I cannot think of the names of, and even within those there are different views.

    If all put in the same room and given weapons, there would be a blood bath because THEIR WAY is better. They identify with those views, it is part of who they are and someone else who isnt that is a threat to them as the others think that their identity is simply better. This goes both ways. Muslims think they're the bee's knees, as do christians, and as do jews. All three try to kill each other all through history. It's all fanboyism.

    More locally and simply: VI vs. Emacs. You just mention you like one or the other, or something like nano or pic, (which, tbh, I prefer, as I do basic text editing. This will likely get a hostile response as I am being "stupid" and should use the superior VI, or the SUPERIOR EMACS.) I've been able to start hours long flamewars over this very subject on IRC in linux channels, quite easily. even if I dont actually participate. It's hilarious and sad at the same time.

    The sad part is, they all do the same thing, edit text. The saddest part is someone threatened to kill me over my views. (LOL)

    Then you get fan bases cenetered around franchises, like sonic the hedgehog or my little pony. It becomes almost a religious thing, complete with certain people in the community you must kiss up to to win over favor with to be part of it.

    It still all boils down to identity, and often, control over others.

    I've learned that fanboyism does not pay the bills and does not shape who you really are, and often people do it so they can put meaning into their self-perceived meaningless lives. (if you look at it in a nihilist manner, it's all for naught anyway.)

    Like what you like, it's a matter of preference and dont be retarded about it.

    I love linux, for example, I used it for 5 years straight, but I use windows now moreso than linux. Why? Nothing ideological, but because windows does what I need for games, and it's what I use for my job as others use it. However, I still will use linux where I need it (such as fixing windows problems 99% of the time) and when it comes to webservers and database servers, linux is my weapon of choice. But it's a choice which I realized you cannot rabidly prefer one over the other, both have strong points, Windows is perfect as a groupware server, tons of control that just simply is not there in linux that an admin needs to keep a system in check, it's not the greatest on the desktop end (viruses galore) but it works for what it does.

    Linux on the other hand, is great on older systems, great for fixing windows issues, a great router OS, and great for many many other things that windows cannot do efficiently (like being a webserver or a virtual host, even vmware uses linux, cisco uses linux as a kernel in the asa and many of their products these days that are not IOS related.)

    But I will not go around saying one is the best ever. That's just silly.

  65. Dorito are for faget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You Dorito-eating cock-sucking nacho faget haha

  66. Bridge dweller by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to send you a thank you note, what bridge do you live under?

  67. Re:Like every Apple fan on /. by gubers33 · · Score: 1

    Wow did I call that or what.

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