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Peter Adekeye Freed, Judge Outraged At Cisco's Involvement

puppetman writes "Ars Technica has an article relating the recent release of Peter Adekeye, a former Cisco employee who was arrested in Canada on trumped-up charges that appear to have been fabricated by Cisco. Slashdot covered the story back in April, 2011, during which time Mr Adekeye was still being detained. In the ruling, the judge squashed the US extradition request, rebuked both the Canadian and American authorities for 'an appalling abuse of process,' and goes as far as to say that the criminal proceeding was launched on behalf of Cisco, to mirror the civil proceedings that Mr Adekeye had launched against the powerful Cisco." The full judgement (PDF) is quite readable and damning.

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  1. Yay. by IonOtter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Great. It's "damning". Yay.

    Will we see any penalties for Cisco breaking the law?

    *crickets*

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    1. Re:Yay. by grimmjeeper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The rich have always been in control. Always have been, always will be. It's the golden rule:

      He who has the gold makes the rules

    2. Re:Yay. by Esteanil · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The current judgement was only to apply the 'stay of proceedings' on the extradition request, as that was what the client sought. It appears Mr. Adekeye will be launching a claim against Cisco, and hopefully this will get the mainstream media on the story.

      He's been trying to enter the U.S. for years, but would not break visa (which has also apparently been used against him, and Cisco attemting contempt of court pleadings even though they very clearly knew exactly why he was not there, and where he was.

      Claiming he was a Nigerian citizen pretending to travel under a U.K. password and 'claiming to live in Switzerland'. This lie was repeated during the extradition request to the Canadian authorities, even though his completely valid U.K. passport had very recently spent 5 weeks in the London U.S. Embassy, a fact that was also known to Cisco and presumably Cisco's councel.

      If the U.S. authorities wanted him arrested, the easiest way would have been to respond to one of his multiple and very recent requests to enter the U.S.

      There's a lot more, if someone else who read the whole thing could respond with more highlights, that'd probably be informative.

      In conclusion, what seems to have happened here is that Cisco, in retaliation for a lawsuit against them, has colluded illegally with the U.S. Justice Department on using deceit and lies, abuse of process and every legal bullshit tactic the nastiest lawyer team from hell could think up to put the defendant under maximum legal pressure since a company he is involved with had the audacity to sue Cisco. Oh, and the settlement in the lawsuit seems to have favored said company and not Cisco.

      This is so nasty I'll be demanding a written response from Cisco on what measures they are taking to ensure this never happens again if I am to be in conscience ever to recommend a Cisco product again.

      And I hope his suit for damages (and hopefully punitive damage) gets the attention it deserves and that he is awarded ample millions and Cisco and the Department of Justice a public and very heavy black eye. This is behavior we cannot accept from corporations or anyone.

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    3. Re:Yay. by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Funny

      They will be fined, possibly up to hundreds of thousands of dollars. What greater deterrent could there be?

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    4. Re:Yay. by Esteanil · · Score: 2

      Oh, and a good way to force Cisco to make some kind of statement would be to request them from your Cisco representatives, on Cisco forums like http://forums.cisco.com/ecom/web/sms3/forums/-/message_boards/category/13121 , etc.

      Sending printed letters to

      Cisco Systems, Inc.
      170 West Tasman Dr.
      San Jose, CA 95134 USA

      is also probably a good idea.

      I mean, if they lay flat, fire the legal team in question and commit to publically planning how to ensure abuses of process of this scale, or even far lower scales will happen again, that'd probably be a good move.

      If they don't respond with a great amount of humility and regret, I know I'll stay as far away from Cisco and their surrounding chain of companies as practical, and make a habit of informing my customers on good reasons to avoid Cisco.

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    5. Re:Yay. by Esteanil · · Score: 4, Informative

      Oh, and a good way to force Cisco to make some kind of statement would be to request them from your Cisco representatives, on Cisco forums like http://forums.cisco.com/ecom/web/sms3/forums/-/message_boards/category/13121 , etc.

      Sending printed letters to

      Cisco Systems, Inc.
      170 West Tasman Dr.
      San Jose, CA 95134 USA

      is also probably a good idea.

      I mean, if they lay flat, fire the legal team in question and commit to publically planning how to ensure abuses of process of this scale, or even far lower scales will never happen again, that'd probably be a good move.

      If they don't respond with a great amount of humility and regret, I know I'll stay as far away from Cisco and their surrounding chain of companies as practical, and make a habit of informing my customers on good reasons to avoid Cisco.

      Minor correction :-p

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    6. Re:Yay. by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Welcome to Plutocracy, HG wells warned us all decades ago, and Samuel Zane Battens almost a century.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plutocracy

      “Countless people will hate the new world order and will die protesting against it "

      – H.G. Wells, The New World Order (1939)

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_World_Order_(Wells)

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    7. Re:Yay. by sjames · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can't imagine any reason at all that each and every person who signed off on this shouldn't be immediately arrested and held without bail on charges of kidnapping, wrongful imprisonment, perjury, wire fraud and contempt of court.

      I am all too painfully aware that the law is for peons, not corporate lawyers and government officials and so they will face no penalty at all, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't face charges.

      If there is an actual honest law enforcement agency still functioning out there, kindly arrest these lawless thugs. If not, why should we obey any of them for any reason?

    8. Re:Yay. by Omnifarious · · Score: 2

      I wish it made sense for Canada to revoke all of its extradition treaties with the US over this. Unfortunately, that would mean Canada would become a haven for actual criminals, which would be quite bad for Canadians. I do think though that Canada should seriously rethink extradition issues and make it much, much harder for the US to extradite people as a result of this.

    9. Re:Yay. by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Corporate Death Penalty and Billion Dollars in Penalties, arresting all senior officers and the Board of Directors. The Buck stops THERE.

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    10. Re:Yay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      hundreds of thousands? Big freakin' deal.

      You could start by:
      1) Formally dissolving the company
      2) Nullifying all issued stock as the company is dissolved and no longer has any value or shares
      3) Auctioning off all material goods, patents, and merchandise to the highest bidder, with all proceeds to go to:
              a) The poor defendant in an amount determined by a jury, and then tripled
            b) All non-managerial and non-legal team, particularly any that were paid in stock
      4) Immediately freeze all managerial and legal team fiscal assets
      5) Nullify the corporate veil
      6) Arrest all managerial and legal team members. Throw the whole book at them... include RICO charges if possible
      7) Follow up with SWAT team raid of justice department members involved in collusion. Throw them into general populace if convicted.

      Fining somebody who makes billions a percent of that is irrelevant. I want to see someone executed for this perversion of justice.

    11. Re:Yay. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If not, why should we obey any of them for any reason?

      They'll shoot your baby if you chose not to. That's the ugly truth, and the basis for our system of government.

      Time for an evolution.

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    12. Re:Yay. by aevan · · Score: 2

      will happen again --> will never happen again

    13. Re:Yay. by macshit · · Score: 4, Funny

      Corporate Death Penalty and Billion Dollars in Penalties, arresting all senior officers and the Board of Directors. The Buck stops THERE.

      But, but, but... shareholders!

      Ok, arrest them too.

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    14. Re:Yay. by DMiax · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What about this: Cisco and Adekeye agreed that the court proceedings would be held in Vancouver from 18-20th of May because he was denied visa. On 19th they filed the criminal complaint alleging that he was likely to flee after the hearing. The Canadian authority was not informed that the hearing had a legal value and interrupted it so that in the end Adekeye could not testify. Talk about good timing...

      Also of note that the judge was outraged as well at the US Secret Service, since all this ploy could not be effected without the help of the sovereign state.

      As I understand it: in the last year this guy could not leave Canada, meet his family in Switzerland nor work. All because the USSS decided to give a hand to Cisco in smearing him and paint him in a bad light for the antitrust trial. I would be surprised if the judge was not outraged.

    15. Re:Yay. by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In short; this is corruption at a very high level. Corruption of the DOJ by a large corporation. Corruption of the legal process itself.

      In a civilized nation there would be retaliation against those involved. Let's see how the US handles this.

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    16. Re:Yay. by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Canada should file an extradition request for the Americans involved in this ;)

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    17. Re:Yay. by Confusador · · Score: 2

      Yeah, and no one buys Oracle either. If only the world worked that way.

    18. Re:Yay. by Lazy+Jones · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let's see how the US handles this.

      Chances are, they will probably bomb Nigeria ...

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    19. Re:Yay. by mcvos · · Score: 2

      Definitely. This deserves to be all over the media. Lots of big people in the DoJ need to be fired over this, and hopefully charged with some serious crimes. Investigation corruption in the immigration service seems also very necessary.

      Cisco and the DoJ owe Adekeye at least a year of his life back.

      I know the system gets abused, but this is the most outrageous and despicable example I've seen in some time.

    20. Re:Yay. by dkf · · Score: 2

      Corporate Death Penalty and Billion Dollars in Penalties, arresting all senior officers and the Board of Directors. The Buck stops THERE.

      But, but, but... shareholders!

      They would lose their money up to at most the value of their shareholding; that's what a limited liability corporation is, folks. Invest your money in a company that gets busted for illegal behavior and you lose it without compensation. That's the basic rules, do your homework before investing. (This is why investors tend to be excessively keen on executive officers being law-abiding, because being an ordinary investor in a corp that's being involuntarily wound up is not a good place to be; you're last in line to get money at that point.)

      Of course, having lost your money like that you might wish to pursue a suit against the (former) officers of the company for screwing up so massively. That's a private matter, but a number of lawyers would be quite willing to help out (assuming there's anything left to go after; no point suing someone with no assets).

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    21. Re:Yay. by ultranova · · Score: 2

      If you're willing to sacrifice others to meet your goals, you will simply replace the current tyrant with yourself. The only real difference between tyranny and freedom is that under tyranny, people are considered expendable, and under freedom they're not. Everything else is just details.

      This is the truth that seems to be too hard for most revolutionaries to swallow, thus they usually result in repressive dictatorships, no matter what their nominal goals were. Though times require a strong backbone, least you crawl in the filth and get dirty.

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    22. Re:Yay. by cusco · · Score: 2

      We used to buy Linksys business-grade networking equipment to install at our customer sites. Great stuff, I sat down with an RV-16 switch and with just the help file was able to set up 1) DHCP, 2) DNS forwarding, 3) PPTP VPN, 4) two VLANs, 5) a DMZ, and 6) reporting features in under four hours. At one of the Cisco classes that I've had inflicted on me I asked why we couldn't do that on the Cisco hardware and the instructors looked at me like I had grown tentacles and another head. Last year I made the mistake of upgrading the firmware on the switch and now lost the VLANs and reporting (well, they're still there but I can add or change anything on them), and the help file has gone from being local to referring back to the Cisco web site (and pointing at the wrong switch to boot).

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    23. Re:Yay. by black+soap · · Score: 2

      "Oh look, because of the increased cost of doing business, our accountants tell us we are only breaking even this year, again."

  2. So by unity100 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    there are still actual judges on this planet after all .....

    1. Re:So by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "there are still actual judges on this planet after all .....
      "

      Notice this judge is not an American one. If it were you bet he would probably be in the slammer as many judges are elected by businesses who lobby for pro corporate friendly judges to rule in their favor. Canada has actual sanity and does not allow this appauling abuse.

    2. Re:So by Antisyzygy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Uhhh, I am positive this sort of abuse happens in Canada. It happens anywhere where money is important to people. It may not be as bad as the US, but you can't say it doesn't happen.

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    3. Re:So by hedwards · · Score: 3, Informative

      You mean, except get bin Laden, get Healthcare reform passed and stave off another Great Depression.

      But, yeah obviously he's only been talking because none of that ever happened...

    4. Re:So by Grygus · · Score: 3, Informative

      This Congress would never permit anything like the actions the American government took in the 30s, even if Obama were championing such a thing. Just one example: in 1936, we raised the tax rate on the rich from 63% to 79% while holding everyone else's taxes steady.

    5. Re:So by AlamedaStone · · Score: 2

      This Congress would never permit anything like the actions the American government took in the 30s, even if Obama were championing such a thing. Just one example: in 1936, we raised the tax rate on the rich from 63% to 79% while holding everyone else's taxes steady.

      Instead, they're planning on bumping taxes on the rich down... again.

      Bully. Old Herbert Hoover would have been proud.

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    6. Re:So by AlamedaStone · · Score: 2

      Yeah b/c the supreme court should consist of only the liberal judges appointed by Chrétien and Martin. No need for balanced perspectives!

      Yeah, right. The Court should represent both sides - the People AND the Plutocracy! It's only fair (and balanced).

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    7. Re:So by MachDelta · · Score: 2

      You mean the Plutocracy and the Plutocracy.
      Both parties have been caught with their hand in the cookie jar.

    8. Re:So by mcvos · · Score: 2

      The Court should represent both sides - Big Oil AND Big Content.

    9. Re:So by mcvos · · Score: 2

      The USA really need to stop thinking this is a contest between nations to be the best, if they want to advance.

      It'd be okay if it was about being the best. Nowadays Americans seem to be concerned only with appearing to be the best. It doesn't matter if the truth is ugly, as long as you hide and deny it.

    10. Re:So by nomadic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So, where is the outrage from the "left" here?

      Maybe read all the comments to this story? You're like a guy wearing a blindfold shrieking "I DON'T SEE IT"

  3. Re:Screw 'em by xSauronx · · Score: 2

    tell it to businesses, but its not likely to happen

    id like to see the US and Canada fine them or whatever the hell is appropriate for bullshitting two national governments in order to handle your private affairs for you.

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  4. Hmm . . . Cisco in a funk? by mallyn · · Score: 2
    They seem to be in a funk lately

    First, I heard about the layoffs

    Then I overheard a conversation about them being clipped at both ends of the stick by stiff competition; Juniper on the high end and some Chinese company whose name I forgot on the low end

    And now this

    Perhaps Netflix, whose price hikes were the subject of another Slashdot story; about three stories ago; could be in a position to buy Cisco out and then use them as their in-house infrastructure provider?

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  5. Ever thought about moving to Canada? by multipartmixed · · Score: 2

    Hey, Peter -- if you get sick of Switzerland, think about moving to Canada. I'd be happy to have you as my neighbour.

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  6. Re:precedent is a powerful thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They don't rely much on Canadian precedent, though.

  7. End of America by justcauseisjustthat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is just another sad statement showing the "End of America" and the dream it was, under Bush/Cheney civil liberties became secondary and Obama/Biden has done nothing to restore justice.

    If we in the US isn't careful we'll start blaming our countries problems on the poor/sick/gay, which is only one step away from rounding up groups and shipping them off in rail cars.

    1. Re:End of America by genner · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is just another sad statement showing the "End of America" and the dream it was, under Bush/Cheney civil liberties became secondary and Obama/Biden has done nothing to restore justice. If we in the US isn't careful we'll start blaming our countries problems on the poor/sick/gay, which is only one step away from rounding up groups and shipping them off in rail cars.

      Effective use of mass transit in this counry. I don't think so.

    2. Re:End of America by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 4, Funny

      Have you ever noticed the "WHOOSH"ing sound mass transit vehicles make?

  8. Re:Screw 'em by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 4, Insightful

    BOYCOTT Cisco

    The same company that's all but leading the charge to lower the corporate tax rate in the US, while simultaneously shipping jobs overseas?

    Whatever for?

  9. No rubber stamping of extradition! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Thank God for Canada. This case illustrates exactly why the trend internationally to reduce the role of the courts in extradition to mere rubber stamping is so dangerous (for eg, the EAW and the removal of the need for a prima facie case to be made to the responding court in new extradition treaties).

    Bureaucrats have long viewed the need for anything other than a simple request for extradition to be produced to the other country as an annoying inconvenience and, arguing that extradition is merely an 'administrative' and not a criminal procedure, have secured changes in the law in some countries. But how can anything resulting in the removal of someone's freedom *not* be a criminal procedure? Were it not for the fact that some civil law states in Europe absolutely refuse to hand over their own citizens to any other State (I suppose with the exception of within the EU under the EAW), we would rapidly be heading towards a world where any government hands over any person to any other government on flimsy grounds. This is the case already between certain countries.

  10. Marc Emery? by toastar · · Score: 2

    Wow, and to think I had lost faith in the Canadian extradition process.

  11. My favorite comments about Cisco by gstrickler · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cisco - you can buy better, but you can't pay more.

    Highway sign - US Interstate 70 in Utah, exit 214 says:

    Cisco

    No Services

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  12. Well played by PPH · · Score: 2

    In these sorts of cases, where the defendant (Cisco in this case) has to resort to character bashing to salvage their legal position, someone will end up getting egg on their face for playing the part of the thug. In many cases, this ends up being US law enforcement or the justice department. But here, it appears that with the assistance of our INS, they managed to move this onto Canadian soil. And they made the RCMP look like the heavy.

    Thankfully, the judge saw through this and threw out the extradition request. And it appears that Adekeye has won his civil case. But let this be a lesson for other foreign jurisdictions. The US is always looking for some dumbshit to do their bidding and take the fall. Better to consider this before even signing the treaty, let alone rubber stamping the paperwork.

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  13. You think this is bad by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 2

    Corporations are not individuals, do not behave like them, and, most importantly, are not governed like them. Corporations can get away with things that would send away individuals permanently. This case is mice nuts compare to other corporate actions (e.g. News Corp.) and will not even be a footnote once corporations are automated. We are still in the early stages, but software that manages schedules, meetings, agendas, and corporate policies will eventually create a corporate consciousness that will be self preserving. Imagine you could create a new being that is not governed by the same rules as humans. Frankenstein was a novice by comparison.

  14. extradition cases by decora · · Score: 5, Interesting

    linuxrocks points out that Canadian courts will look at this precedent, even if American's don't.

    however the DOJ has to deal with courts in other countries. especially in extradition cases, of course.

    cases like this are embarassements. when other countries completely trash our justice system, it looks bad, it makes the US look bad, and it makes the president look bad. this is not some crazy anti-american judge in a dictatorship, this is an ordinary canadian judge, whose justice system largely derives from the same source (english common law) as ours does.

    its not just about the precedent in US law... the DOJ has to look at what a Canadian court is likely to do, before it orders extradition. So the US prosecutors will be looking at the history of Canadian law, and deciding whether or not they have a chance of extraditing someone, before they spend all of the time and money, and risk embarassing losses, to actually try to do it.

  15. Re:Screw 'em by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And there's the rub. "They're a company, so, of course they're just a big sociopath" isn't really an excuse, is it?

  16. computer fraud and abuse act strikes again by decora · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the CFAA (18 USC 1030) was the law they attempted to use against Adekeye

    this law is seriously flawed and possibly unconstitutional.

    Lori Drew, Thomas Drake, Peter Adekeye, George Hotz, all of them allegedly violated it. What kind of law outlaws such a broad range of things?

  17. Not a bad idea by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Corporate Death Penalty

    Since the US treats corporations as individuals this is not a bad idea and has the huge benefit that nobody actually dies. Just shut the corporation down, all property is confiscated and sold to recompense the victims and any excess donated to relevant charities and all IP is released the to public domain (to repay damage to society the company caused). Executives get nothing - all pay, bonues, pensions etc cancelled (and they may be liable for further criminal charges/penalties if warranted) and most importantly even the shareholders get nothing so that they are very strongly motivated to not turn a blind eye if they suspect something is rotten.

    Of course we will never see anything like that actually happen because the corporations are far too powerful but wouldn't that be an amazing deterrent to corporate misbehaviour!

    1. Re:Not a bad idea by swb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Only a few are guilty; all are responsible."

      Too many people drone in corporations and enable this kind of clusterfuckery. If something like a corporate death penalty was a reality, people would ask more questions about their place of work and possibly refuse to cooperate with any of the abuses that take place.

      While many of these abuses are the result of skulduggery by select executives, actual execution of these schemes involves the culpability of many.

      "I was just following orders" wasn't acceptable at Nuremberg and it shouldn't be acceptable now.

    2. Re:Not a bad idea by Rich0 · · Score: 2

      "I was just following orders" wasn't acceptable at Nuremberg and it shouldn't be acceptable now.

      Yes, but not every person wearing a German uniform was tried at Nuremberg. They actually figured out who was directly involved with the crime and punished them.

      Go ahead and punish anybody who knew what was going on, or should have known. On the other hand, does the guy fixing Cisco routers in some closet in Kansas need to be dragged into this?

      If you punish the senior executives and those directly involved, the rest will follow.

      I was on a jury where the Nuremburg issue came up - cops not quite following correct procedure/etc. The general sense among the jury was that if we were talking about some supervisor telling an officer to shoot a prisoner then claiming to be simply following orders would be ridiculous. On the other hand, a dispute of some detail of how a lineup was conducted should probably just be charged to the person making the decisions.

      Imagine what your life at work would be like if everybody in the company had to agree with every aspect of how anything the company does happened, or they could just refuse to cooperate? Get an invoice against a PO in the accounting department? Time to start a hearing on whether the bid was properly solicited, and while we're at it this is an invoice for software development so let's bring in an independent auditor to determine if the requirements are accurate, and let's repeat it in two weeks when the next invoice arrives on the same project.

    3. Re:Not a bad idea by Belial6 · · Score: 2

      Are you seriously suggesting that "people" who commit crimes should not be punished if there are innocent people relying on them? That makes you a part of the problem.

  18. Re:precedent is a powerful thing by tsa · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah but in the US 'global' means 'on the land mass between New York and San Fransisco.'

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  19. Reminder: Cisco owns Linksys by gaiageek · · Score: 4, Informative

    Linksys being a brand much more likely to be found in your average home, for those who want to protest with their wallets - an act which I highly encourage in this case.

  20. That would be new. by LoyalOpposition · · Score: 3, Informative

    the judge squashed the US extradition request,

    Extradition requests are frequently quashed, seldom squashed.

    ~Loyal

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