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Car Window Touchscreens

An anonymous reader writes "As if we need more proof that touchscreens are all the rage, designers are dreaming up ways to put them in cars. In the video, a child gazes wistfully out the window at a dreary countryside. Fields roll by, a lake, cyclists, trees that have lost their leaves. The car stops, and the child starts 'drawing' on the window. The article includes fascinating videos showing how touchscreens might infiltrate our lives in the future."

125 comments

  1. First post from a car window! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 3, Funny

    This makes my commute so much more pleasant, I can watch videos and^J^J^ NO CARRIER

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    1. Re:First post from a car window! by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      "This makes my commute so much more pleasant, I can watch videos and^J^J^ NO CARRIER"

      Did the window break? That's a few hundred dollars now and glass has been around for umpteen years, I can't wait to see the cost of replacing a ~27" touchscreen.

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    2. Re:First post from a car window! by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      My question is, why wasn't she wearing a seatbelt?

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    3. Re:First post from a car window! by snowraver1 · · Score: 1

      The glass dashboard will keep her safe!

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    4. Re:First post from a car window! by SudoGhost · · Score: 1

      You'd have to be careful where you drive though. Wouldn't want to be driving downtown and have your child's window start pointing out all the hookers and drug dealers, encouraging your child to point at them.

    5. Re:First post from a car window! by antdude · · Score: 1

      Wait. You get an expensive car, and you use dial-up? EH?

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    6. Re:First post from a car window! by freemanbarto717 · · Score: 1

      Touch screen technology is used in varying forms from kiosks, PCs and monitors to digital signage.As if we need more proof that touchscreens are all the rage, designers are dreaming up ways to put them in cars. 2012 hyundai santa fe

  2. What a crap summary by whargoul · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, I did notice that the "News for Nerds" slogan has disappeared from the site. That would explain alot.

    1. Re:What a crap summary by dintech · · Score: 0

      Maybe they got sick of people whining along the lines of "but this isn't news for nerds!"

    2. Re:What a crap summary by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 2

      It's probably just Yet Another Slashdot Javascript Bug.

    3. Re:What a crap summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still see the slogan on the title bar on home page. May I whine now?

  3. i used to draw on the window all the time by yincrash · · Score: 3, Insightful

    steam it up and instant canvas

    1. Re:i used to draw on the window all the time by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Very true. Slightly more deluxe version would be magic markers and a paper towel. Anyone who spends hundreds of dollars so their child can draw on the window and not be bored deserves to have crudely drawn penises be permanently drawn on all their windows.

    2. Re:i used to draw on the window all the time by publiclurker · · Score: 1

      that's not what I did when I steamed up the windows. Just sayin.

    3. Re:i used to draw on the window all the time by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Does a crudely drawn circle mean goatse?

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    4. Re:i used to draw on the window all the time by blackfrancis75 · · Score: 4, Funny

      true, the Steam client for Windows has been around for ages

    5. Re:i used to draw on the window all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I remember that time you got caught masturbating in public. Why do you bring it up?

  4. Great! by Tea-Bone+of+Brooklyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't keep the kids smeary fingerprints off the car windows now.

    1. Re:Great! by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

      Don't forget dog nose-prints.

      Because a tablet would be so much less capable than a car window. This is possibly the stupidest "and the technology could be used for..." article I've ever seen.

    2. Re:Great! by Tea-Bone+of+Brooklyn · · Score: 0

      Don't forget dog nose-prints.

      I wonder how the software will interpret that.

    3. Re:Great! by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

      That's easy "Hello, World!!".

    4. Re:Great! by RockClimbingFool · · Score: 1

      Or "I RUV U!!!"

    5. Re:Great! by kencurry · · Score: 1

      or - " I think, therefore I ~~~~SQUIRREL!!!!"

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    6. Re:Great! by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Don't forget dog nose-prints.
       

      Will dogs install different virus than humans do? What happens to your car when a dog virus attacks it? Wet wheels?

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    7. Re:Great! by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      or - " I think, therefore I ~~~~SQUIRREL!!!!"

      Lucky basterd. all I ever get is "I think, therefore I ~~~~SKUNK!!!"

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    8. Re:Great! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Because a tablet would be so much less capable than a car window. This is possibly the stupidest "and the technology could be used for..." article I've ever seen.

      Geez...what's with parents having to have 12 different forms of medial to keep kids busy on a trip?

      I used to have a few books, lay down across the back seat...and read most of the whole way....or with a few toys and imagination, I'd entertain myself for hours.

      I can see an occasional DVD or game, now that they're available...but geez...it sounds like what I hear from every parent, they live in FEAR that their kids will run out of media to keep them occupied...shit, let them read or do whatever to keep themselves occupied. We had to do it growing up, make them do it now.

      Parent's...grow a spine....

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    9. Re:Great! by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "I can't keep the kids smeary fingerprints off the car windows now."

      I keep the trunk closed. They get quiet after a while.

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    10. Re:Great! by Idbar · · Score: 1

      Even worse, now they will probably have an application to count "red cars", so they have more time to whine about how long it takes to get to the destination.

  5. weird kid! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So, they are driving through a nice quiet countryside and that sicko draws an atomic blast in the middle of it. psycho much? Though, i did like how instead of looking at a few horses a ways away, you can have it be a big blurry blob instead! if i wanted to see that i wouldn't have spent so much money having my eyes lasered!

  6. Obscured views... by The+Pirou · · Score: 2

    Great, one more thing to obscure the view of driving parents who spend too much time looking at what's going on in the back seat as it is instead of paying attention to the road.

    Buy your kid a tablet if you want them to be entertained with tech. Otherwise, cheap out and get an etch-a-sketch.

    1. Re:Obscured views... by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      This. I don't need a bunch of doodles covering the view of my blindspots. Besides which kids would rather have some kind of handheld gaming platform like a DS than doodle on car windows. Or, you know, they could read goddamn books like everybody else did in cars before the dawn of lithium ion batteries.

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    2. Re:Obscured views... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop saying "this". It's more annoying than the AOL "ME TOO!!!".

    3. Re:Obscured views... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop saying "this". It's more annoying than the AOL "ME TOO!!!".

      This.

    4. Re:Obscured views... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing good will come of this.

    5. Re:Obscured views... by Pope · · Score: 2

      Most people get some motion sickness trying to read books in cars, I know I do. Comics were fine.

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    6. Re:Obscured views... by shoehornjob · · Score: 1

      Don't knock the Etchaschetch. I spent countless hours playing with that toy.Kinda still makes me wish I still had one. Of course my 7 year old daughter still wants to play with the light bright app on her Ipod touch.

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    7. Re:Obscured views... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew you'd say "that".

    8. Re:Obscured views... by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Or, you know, they could read goddamn books like everybody else did in cars before the dawn of lithium ion batteries.

      I agree with--hold it, someone just twittered me a youtube video about the latest iphone app that allows access to skype..

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    9. Re:Obscured views... by AdamThor · · Score: 1

      I don't think my 2 year old could manage an etch a sketch, but he's loving his magna-doodle. That thing has been a way bigger success than I thought it would be.

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    10. Re:Obscured views... by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      Exactly, there's no reason to use the car windows for this. It's just a horrible UI experience. A kid should be buckled down into the chair, and if they're awkwardly turned 90 degrees towards the window, they're going to be crawling out of that seatbelt constantly. A tablet accomplishes the same purpose but without the incredibly awkward positioning. Plus it's portable so you can take it with you afterwards.

      Better yet, just velcro the tablet to the back of the carseats and they won't even need to hold it. It essentially the same as those built-in headrest TVs, only better.

    11. Re:Obscured views... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a motorcyclist, i know from experience that those people don't look out their windows anyway.

    12. Re:Obscured views... by The+Pirou · · Score: 1

      A kid should be buckled down into the chair, and if they're awkwardly turned 90 degrees towards the window, they're going to be crawling out of that seatbelt constantly.

      Until you said that, I hadn't even thought about the fact that it could also lead to long term developmental problems in children due to them constantly contorting their bodies for long periods of time. Back pain at 25 anyone?

    13. Re:Obscured views... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally support the etch a sketch, i just did a 6 day train trip from Beijing to Moscow with my 8 year old and the etch a sketch was an important part of the trip (but still just looking out the windows of the train was enough for most of the trip, totally awesome way to spend a week.

  7. Pfft. Old news. by JackCroww · · Score: 1

    I did this all the time as a kid. I'd fog the window with my breath and draw to my heart's content. Of course my dad would make me clean the windows when we got home, but I still did it.

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  8. I don't want to have to look away from the road. by hendrikboom · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've seen commercials touting the driving experience using touch screens ... The *last8 thing I want to do is take my eyes off the road to look at a menu while I adjust the volume of the car radio. It's bad enough that the controls I have now operate at a touch -- I want to be able to feel the control and know it's the right one by fell alone before I press it, all while continuing to look out the front window.,

  9. And then in a minor accident a window gets smashed by Tridus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And it costs $4000 to replace.

    Goodie.

    This is just another in a long trend of stuffing more and more nonsense into cars, which is the opposite of what we need. What we need are light, simple, effecient cars. What they try to build instead is cars with touchscreen windows.

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  10. Great by paimin · · Score: 2

    That should be cheap to replace when a rock hits it.

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    1. Re:Great by drpimp · · Score: 1, Funny

      What no one sees is that we are no longer in the middle east for oil, its sand we are after. Sand makes glass, and we want to use it more, so that our technological advancements in glass tech will remain cheap, we will remain in middle east long after oil is gone. I have no basis for this argument, it just sounded good.

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    2. Re:Great by houghi · · Score: 1

      If rocks hitting your rear passenger window is a problem then this might not be for you. So how often does this has happened to you or anybody you know?

      I would be worried by people STEALING my window.

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    3. Re:Great by Pope · · Score: 2

      Mine Arizona! Say NO to imported Middle East sand!

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    4. Re:Great by artor3 · · Score: 1

      Well, we'll remain in the Middle East long after the oil is gone, but it won't be for glass. It'll be for the lithium buried under Afghanistan.

  11. Car sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Viewing of images as they cross our field of vision at a high rate causes motion sickness, so I hope they build in a nice system to catch all the puke from kids getting car sick while playing with those windows. I have to constantly remind my kids not to stare out the side of the windows while I am driving driving. If not I get the dreaded "my tummy feels funny" comment.

    1. Re:Car sick by idontusenumbers · · Score: 0

      Not to mention focusing on a translucent surface where the image behind the surface is constantly moving. Oy.

  12. very sad /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My wife posted this on Facebook over 3 days ago.

    1. Re:very sad /. by Literaphile · · Score: 2

      Huh. She didn't tell me about it until last night.

  13. Re:And then in a minor accident a window gets smas by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    On the plus side, the required level of embedded computational power should be enough for manufacturers to cryptographically lock-out aftermarket replacements, and the car's stereo/video system to freak out and stop working when it decides that your new window isn't HDCP compliant...

    This, my friends, is Progress.

  14. No not cars!! by hellfire · · Score: 0

    No what we need is simple, effective, efficient public transportation.

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    1. Re:No not cars!! by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      No what we need is simple, effective, efficient public transportation.

      LOL.

    2. Re:No not cars!! by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      And unicorns, faeries, dragons, and wizards as well. All are equally plausible.

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    3. Re:No not cars!! by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe in the United States.

      Good public transport seems like it's happened in lots of other places. I wonder if people being open to the idea helped that happen.

    4. Re:No not cars!! by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Good public transit can work in cities, assuming you can get the cities to get over their power trips long enough to vote for creating a single board of directors to oversee all of the transit agencies in a region rather than having a thousand little Eichmanns each setting their own schedules and managing their own little sections of the transportation infrastructure. In other words, it's much less likely than unicorns; at least a unicorn could theoretically be created by genetic engineering, assuming you don't want it to actually be able to fly.

      The other significant problem in the U.S. is that only a little over 68% of the population live in what most people would call a city, and nearly a quarter of people in the U.S. live in rural area or in towns of fewer than 5,000 people. (Source: DOT) For them, public transit is pretty much a nonstarter.

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  15. Designed by non-parents by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2

    One of the first rules a toddler's parent develops is "hands off the glass! You'll get fingerprints on it!" Never has a parent actually encouraged their kids to smear their peanut-buttery fingers all over a car window.

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    1. Re:Designed by non-parents by cvtan · · Score: 1

      I distinctly remember my father threatening to kill us if we drew pictures on the fogged windows in the car. Nice memories!

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    2. Re:Designed by non-parents by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      I have, many times.

      Granted, they weren't my kids, or in my car, but still...

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    3. Re:Designed by non-parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I distinctly remember my father threatening to kill us if we drew pictures on the fogged windows in the car. Nice memories!

      Threatened? You had it good! Our father used to actually kill us if we drew pictures on the fogged windows in the car and we never complained. You young people don't know how good you have it.

  16. Are you going to clean that window????? by hellfire · · Score: 1

    I have enough problems keeping the kids fingers off the window. They smudge and smear and make it look like shit, now you are giving them a reason to mess up my damn windows!

    Now get off my lawn!

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  17. More expensive crap that will break by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

    This sounds like it is just more expensive crap that will break, especially for the early adopters. Cars are really bad places for electronics in general so I wonder how this will hold up to the extremes of -10F and 100F as these values aren't out of the normal operating range cars are expected to perform in. Add to that the vibration from being opened and closed along with the standard road vibration and it seems like these things won't last long.

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    1. Re:More expensive crap that will break by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      I wonder how this will hold up to the extremes of -10F and 100F

      I laugh at your idea of -10F being 'extreme'. -50F is starting to get unpleasantly cold (for us and our cars), but -10F is a nice winter's day.

    2. Re:More expensive crap that will break by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      For most people -10F is really cold and that is hard on electronics I chose those values as they would normally be considered extreme by most people. You might like Minnesota, we don't get quite that cold, but it can get down into the -30F range with -40F being record setting territory. Unless you are running some 0 weight oil -10F is hard on a car until it gets warm enough to have some good flow properties. Personally I like a nice crisp day where the temp is -10F with little to no wind.

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    3. Re:More expensive crap that will break by morethanapapercert · · Score: 1

      Or how about a likely Canadian case : -15C on one side of the panel and +15 or 20 C on the other side? Most side window glass is tempered, not laminated, so it is am amorphous solid that can expand and contract more or less evenly, the tracks have a large enough tolerance to handle that, but would the embedded wires in *any* flat panel do the same? The lamination plastic film in windshields is pretty stretchy, so that is not a problem. Or an Arizona example : 110F outside, 50F inside, throw in a large value of constant UV bombardment

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  18. Re:And then in a minor accident a window gets smas by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Right. Investing in a tablet for your kid to bring in the car (or the house, or the doctor's office, or the train, etc. etc. etc.) might not be a bad idea. But to build it into a car, especially the most brittle part of a car - that's just a malinvestment.

    But, hey, I know people who have paid $900 a piece for dual built-in DVD players. I got my kids $100 no-name 7" video players from NewEgg, and those have been sufficient and they work everywhere.

    Now, if this technology gets to the point where it's very cheap, then perhaps that's a different story.

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  19. Re:And then in a minor accident a window gets smas by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Some junkie smashes my window to get the nickels in the ashtray and the insurance company is out $4K. Or, worse yet, your windshield gets a crack and your insurance provider writes off the car.

  20. Re:And then in a minor accident a window gets smas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm all for more technology in cars as long as it serves a useful purpose (especially if it is something that improves safety).

    I'm still waiting for a proper HUD on the windshield (and not the reflected LED speedometer that GM put in some of their cars). It would be great if they could implement IR enhanced vision into a HUD for nighttime driving, or perhaps an obstacle detection system like that shown in the movie, Children of Men.

  21. Safety concerns by hedgemage · · Score: 1

    Anyone else notice the child was not wearing her safety belt? And if the child is always facing sideways over to mess with the touch-screen window then they won't be positioned very well for a crash.

    1. Re:Safety concerns by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Said child isn't really in a moving car, it's all faked up to show someone's idea of what they might do if thy could actually get it to work...

    2. Re:Safety concerns by AdamThor · · Score: 1

      My kid can't reach the glass in his legally mandated safety seat.

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    3. Re:Safety concerns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I noticed it. Glad to know I'm not the only one.

      It also seemed that in the first few frames, the kid was sitting backwards...

  22. Re:And then in a minor accident a window gets smas by vlm · · Score: 1

    On the plus side, the required level of embedded computational power should be enough for manufacturers to cryptographically lock-out aftermarket replacements, and the car's stereo/video system to freak out and stop working when it decides that your new window isn't HDCP compliant...

    This, my friends, is Progress.

    No sir, progress would be displaying the "service engine soon" idiot light on the cryptographically locked out window. That means if a window ever breaks, in order to pass emissions tests in my area, you need to replace it with the manufacturer's window.

    Another option, is to display the speedometer on that window. Only need to emissions test the car every other year, but need to see the speedo all the time.

    And progress would be if the HDCP or whatever fails, it fails "jet black" so you can't see out the window...

    Otherwise people will just replace them with plain ole glass.

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  23. Re:I don't want to have to look away from the road by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

    That is why I like my radio controls on my steering wheel the cruse control buttons there as well on my daily driver. I can operate them all without taking my hands off the wheel and they are in the correct spot so I can push them with my thumbs. Better yet each one has a different pattern when you touch it since the symbols are recessed so you know by touch what button you are on. On my junk truck none of that works so it doesn't matter where the controls are and my project car doesn't have any electronic gadgets other than wipers and lights.

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  24. Ahhgh Fingerprints! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't get my kids to keep there smudgy fingers off the windows now :)
    Also, OMG no seatbelt! :)

  25. A solution in search of a problem by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    It sure seems like, at times, technology companies will fall in love with new tech, coming up with applications without considering whether it actually makes any sense.

    There are better and cheaper ways to use this technology, even for the described "problem". Put it on a tablet - using a tablet would be much more comfortable for the child than having to twist around sideways to play on the window. Remember, the kid is in a safety belt - and maybe even in a child car seat!

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    1. Re:A solution in search of a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not even a solution in search of a problem. We have no such technology. It's a notion in search of a solution in search of a problem...

  26. Not Even Pie in the Sky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Gaah! This is just a concept w/ a pretty simulation. There's no technology for this currently nor even any indication that it will _ever_ be technologically feasible. It's just a "wouldn't it be cool if". Why do people treat these as if they are actual products in the making?

  27. Re:And then in a minor accident a window gets smas by 0123456 · · Score: 1

    I'm still waiting for a proper HUD on the windshield

    Why? What exactly is so important that you need a HUD for it in a car? It's not like you'll crash into the ground if your speed drops below 200mph.

    And if you're driving in weather so bad that you want IR enhanced video then you should... slow down.

  28. Re:I don't want to have to look away from the road by s4ndm4n · · Score: 1

    I agree with you on that... definitely don't think drivers need another distraction but.. otoh.. for passenger windows in the rear seating of an SUV or minivan, it might work for the entertainment purposes, like for kids. Don't know if it's a good idea but it's better than anything to do with putting that on a winshield.

  29. Ghost in the Shell reference by GJSchaller · · Score: 1

    From the original Ghost in the Shell movie, the cars in it had display screens instead of windows. Instead of expensive / delicate glass, they could have a hard steel shell over the window, and a display inside that showed what the outside view was, without the fragility of glass. (It took an enhanced strength cyborg multiple hits to get through the front "windshield".)

    The potential of this is more than just structural - the display could show enhanced imagery, such as highlighting objects that might not be noticed due to low light, rain, etc. The display can go around support beams, which traditionally block the driver's view. There's more, I am sure - it doesn't even need to be touch capable, so much as a quality display mounted inside the car in place of a window.

    Of course, if the camera system fails, that's another issue / point of failure...

    1. Re:Ghost in the Shell reference by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      It's been awhile, but in either the movie or TOS, didn't a terrorist kill people by blanking out their super high tech windows in high speed traffic?

      Even if it didn't happen that way, can you imagine a BSOD at speed?

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    2. Re:Ghost in the Shell reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, the cops won't like not being able to look in.

  30. The horror! by cvtan · · Score: 2

    Fingerprints!!!! The reason touch screens failed when they were introduced 25 years ago.

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  31. "and the child starts "drawing" on the window." by Clancie · · Score: 1

    "and the child starts "drawing" on the window." - Mine already does this now...with boogers. /sigh

  32. Kids playing with touchscreen windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And what happens kids turn into angsty, hormonal teenagers?
    Just imagine it! Driving down the motorway and every car has something different displayed through the glass! Some are kids tv shows, some just happen to be of the "adult entertainment genre".
    If the "hello boys" billboard cause traffic jams back in the 90's what the heck will porn on every other car window do to our roads?
    That's it, I'm getting a helicopter!

  33. Great news! by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 1

    No longer will children be confined to condensation-inducing weather in order to draw cocks on windows. Truly, what wonders technology has wrought.

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  34. Corning video is better. by mj1856 · · Score: 1

    I like the second video in the article better. Much more realistic. Gotta get me one of those see through iPhones!

  35. I cant wait for this by Roachie · · Score: 1

    I'll have the wickedest minivan in sperm valley.

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    *sniff* revenge at last...

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  36. This idea is a quarter-century old by urlnotfound · · Score: 1

    Meet the 1986 Buick Riviera, and its factory touch screen control panel. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoYSCuAwPUg

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  37. Re:I don't want to have to look away from the road by shoehornjob · · Score: 1

    So you basically need controls that respond to your voice. The only touch screen they need to put in the front seat is the gps and you shouldn't need to touch that while you're driving. Touch screens on the windows....bah what a bunch of dumbasses.

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  38. Re:And then in a minor accident a window gets smas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was thinking a simpler and more useful HUD would be augmented reality highlighting signs, turns, crossings & junctions.
    I've never needed to look at my speed that often that i'd need it constantly in view. A warning when you're speeding is more than enough.

  39. Re:I don't want to have to look away from the road by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

    I used to think that was a good idea, but the car I have now with the steering wheel controls have such a bar across the steering wheel to house them all that I can't really drive comfortably with the 9-3 hand position required to use them. I have to pretend I'm either an old lady with the 10-2 position, or some teenager on drugs using the 8-4 position.

  40. 80085 by ginbot462 · · Score: 1

    >> the display could show enhanced imagery
    We're all friends here, we know you mean heat boobs.

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  41. I found a bug by houghi · · Score: 1

    This is still /. SO instead of all the bad ideas for some social reason, why not look at the technical issues.

    The distance measured does not change while the car is moving.

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  42. Ad overlays on the real world by Animats · · Score: 2

    Ads, overlaid on the real world. Inevitable with this technology.

    1. Re:Ad overlays on the real world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pop ups on the windshield.

  43. Re:I don't want to have to look away from the road by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    So you basically need controls that respond to your voice.

    "No! you don't turn left here, you turn right over there! No, other right!"

    Do. Not. Want.

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  44. Boring... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares about doodling?

    How about the best side-scroller-shooter ever?

  45. Re:And then in a minor accident a window gets smas by nabsltd · · Score: 1

    What exactly is so important that you need a HUD for it in a car?

    For every display that I might want to look at but don't want to take my eyes off the road, like GPS map, current speed, etc.

    Even the audio information would be handy to have up there. Along with steering wheel controls, it would allow better attention. You still shouldn't be fiddling with the controls when traffic is bad, but keeping you from ever having to look down can mean that you have a fraction of a second more when the truly unexpected happens at time when you thought it was OK to look down.

  46. Devil's Advocate... by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

    ...unless you're driving a classic Jeep, you're going to have a very hard time reaching that windshield.
    (well, you can play with the side window I guess - but damn it'd be hard to see out the side of your peripheral vision)

    Does bring up a point, though... how would such a thing jibe with automotive safety regulations? If you tint your windshield, or in some states have too much crap attached to it (GPS, radar detector, etc etc), you can eat a ticket.

    Also, I remember some car model in the 1990's getting all crazy about having a HUD installed in it (it displayed speed, fuel, etc at the bottom of the windshield), but that never really went anywhere.

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    1. Re:Devil's Advocate... by 427_ci_505 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say the HUD concept went nowhere. The Corvette uses one.

    2. Re:Devil's Advocate... by MasaMuneCyrus · · Score: 1

      The current model Saab 9-5 also has a HUD.

      More importantly, however, I think that window-sized transparent screens will be good to selectively strongly tint areas where sun is shining through. Not at all dissimilar to these prototype LCD sunglasses that do exactly that:
      http://www.ecouterre.com/sensor-equipped-sunglasses-block-glare-by-blacking-out-parts-of-lenses/

  47. Re:I don't want to have to look away from the road by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

    I guess I am lucky then since this the the layout of my steering wheel. It was a good design so I don't know why they discontinued that layout and went to the 3 spoke design with buttons on 2 of the spokes. And no that isn't my car, it is way to clean to be mine plus it probably his fewer miles on it.

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  48. and then you hit the brakes a blue screen comes an by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    and then you hit the brakes a blue screen comes saying something brakes.sys has caused a system error and then you end up a Toyota where the car stops taking input from the brakes, gas pedal and soft on / off key.

  49. Re:I don't want to have to look away from the road by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

    I used to think that was a good idea, but the car I have now with the steering wheel controls have such a bar across the steering wheel to house them all that I can't really drive comfortably with the 9-3 hand position required to use them.

    The obvious solution is to add more buttons for steering input.

  50. Re:I don't want to have to look away from the road by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

    A steering wheel like that would make me happy.

  51. The Down Side of This Concept by rueger · · Score: 1

    Obviously the creators of this idea have never traveled with a dog - specifically the nose of the dog...

  52. its a CAR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's supposed to get you from point A to point B. Stop trying to sell us tons of useless add-ons we don't really need!

  53. 2025 cars may drive themselves & have WiFi by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    So everyone will just surf the web on cartrips, or talk to each other, or have lunch together, with a different interior seat configuration.

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  54. Squeegee boys at the intersections ... by Kittenman · · Score: 1

    Not sure if this is an issue in other countries, but here (NZ) we have nasty-looking, tattooed individuals who squirt your screen with guff and then wipe it off as soon as you get to the lights. I usually get my wipers going to discourage this sort of thing (once they lose a finger, they soon learn). But imagine the damage to a huge HUD display/touchscreen in the roadster....

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    1. Re:Squeegee boys at the intersections ... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > Not sure if this is an issue in other countries, but here (NZ) we have nasty-looking, tattooed individuals who squirt your screen with guff and then wipe it off as soon as you get to the lights.

      We have them in various parts of the US as well. And then they demand payment for smearing the bugs around on your window. Some can get really hostile if you don't give them something. Parenthetically, I've always wondered -- if they're homeless bums, how can they afford all the tattoos?

      Oops, I'm pretty sure that as an American I'm not allowed to call effortly-challenged people either "Bums" or "Homeless".

      But to your question, I'd expect the technology to be embedded on the inside surface of the window, so unless they scratch the hell out of it to the point where it's impractical for its primary purpose (as a window) you'd be ok.

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  55. Low tech solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any kid with a full diaper can draw whatever they want on a car window.

  56. Another invention by mcswell · · Score: 1

    There's this wonderful invention called "paper." And another invention called "crayons."

  57. Re:I don't want to have to look away from the road by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's just a stupid layout then. What type of car is it? I've seen other cars (Honda, Hyundai, Mazda, Ford) with steering wheel audio controls that don't restrict your use of 9 most of them actually don't even work properly with 10&2, since you can't reach all the buttons there.

  58. Corning ad by Lando · · Score: 1

    The Corning ad was pretty interesting, other than the fact that it disregards computing power to do all the fancy graphics they show and the video via wireless phone probably won't be able to scale due to bandwidth issues, but the ad was great, a step beyond Minority Report even.

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  59. Re:And then in a minor accident a window gets smas by syousef · · Score: 1

    And it costs $4000 to replace.

    Goodie.

    This is just another in a long trend of stuffing more and more nonsense into cars, which is the opposite of what we need. What we need are light, simple, effecient cars. What they try to build instead is cars with touchscreen windows.

    Here'a an article with a picture of the design:
    http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Homer

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  61. Re:I don't want to have to look away from the road by chihowa · · Score: 1

    Like these? I swear I saw a production car that had this many buttons on the wheel. It was clearly the "car of the future" and the inside looked like a 747 cockpit.

    http://www.carstyling.ru/resources/concept/1986_Pontiac_Trans_Sport_Concept_Detroit_02.jpg

    http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/1988-pontiac-banshee-concept-car-6.jpg

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  62. Re:Pfft. Old news. by freemanbarto717 · · Score: 1

    Touch screen technology is used in varying forms from kiosks, PCs and monitors to digital signage.As if we need more proof that touchscreens are all the rage, designers are dreaming up ways to put them in cars. 2012 hyundai santa fe