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What Happens After the Super-Hero Movie Bubble?

mattnyc99 writes "In the wake of a not-that-exciting Comic-Con come some (perhaps premature) reports on the so-called "Death of Superheroes" — what one financial group calls "the top of the (comic book) character remonetization cycle." In response, Esquire.com's Paul Schrodt has an interesting look down Hollywood geek road. From the article: "What happens after The Avengers, or Christopher Nolan's third and final Batman movie — after we've seen all there is to see of the best comic-book blockbusters ever made?""

339 comments

  1. A cigarette? by Picass0 · · Score: 1

    TSIA

    1. Re:A cigarette? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you will then have the super super jerk off Movies more super the the previous super best ever

  2. Reboot by SamSim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They'll reboot the franchise and start again. Just like with Batman and Spider-Man.

    1. Re:Reboot by dmomo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's been working for the comic books themselves for the past 70 years, so I guess the movies are sort of being faithful in this respect.

    2. Re:Reboot by Stem_Cell_Brad · · Score: 1

      YAWN. too bad you are correct.

    3. Re:Reboot by Artraze · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. Super heroes stories are the modern mythology; they never die they just keep being told and retold just like people have been doing for thousands of years before. And, despite all the haters hating the lack of "originality", I personally think that's pretty cool.

      Sure the popularity will fade a bit and the more B+/A- movies (e.g. Green Hornet) will probably segue into B+/A- spy thrillers or whatever the next genre of the decade is (sci-fi please? hahaha), but I do expect that super hero movies are here to stay.

    4. Re:Reboot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and the more B+/A- movies (e.g. Green Hornet)...

      Dude, did you just say that Green Hornet was B+/A-?!?!? You've got some really fucking low standards. Try D+/C-.

    5. Re:Reboot by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      No, he's just using the modern reviewer scale, which goes from AAA**** to B+

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    6. Re:Reboot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe when they remake the Marvel movies they could just do them exactly the same but without the Stan Lee cameos. Damn, that guy can kill a film with a single line.

    7. Re:Reboot by SamSim · · Score: 1

      Now let's be careful here. It's DC Comics that have been rebooting themselves over and over, and even then only for about 30 years, 50 if you want to call the Silver Age a reboot. Marvel have never rebooted their main continuity, and nor have a lot of other major series.

    8. Re:Reboot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, not rebooted... but Ultimate Marvel?

    9. Re:Reboot by Canazza · · Score: 1

      Well, we had our cycle of Crime films in the 90s/early 00s. Goodfellas, Lock Stock, Snatch, Reservoir Dogs, Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction and Oceans 11 among the better ones, with loads of tripe in there too (I'm looking at you 51st State. Your only redeeming feature was Samuel L Jackson in a Kilt), 2000s has had super hero films and spy thrillers.
      With the Iraq war and Afghanistan winding down, and the looming threat of terrorism, I think we'll be seeing more War films and more Black Comedies in the next decade.

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    10. Re:Reboot by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Ok, not rebooted... but Ultimate Marvel?

      Which has been clearly shown via multi-stage crossovers (Ultimate-Zombie-Normal / Ultimate-UltimateSquadronSupreme-SquadronSupreme-Normal) to be just another Marvel continuity: Earth-1610 (Normal is Earth-616)

    11. Re:Reboot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Then why the hell isn't Tony Stark eighty years old now?

    12. Re:Reboot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh, yes. I believe that's also known as the eBay Rating Scale.

    13. Re:Reboot by Applekid · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Exactly. Super heroes stories are the modern mythology; they never die they just keep being told and retold just like people have been doing for thousands of years before. And, despite all the haters hating the lack of "originality", I personally think that's pretty cool.

      No hate here, but I've never seen a more succinct reason to outlaw perpetual copyright protections granted to our "modern mythology". What I hate is that only DC and Marvel and Hollywood moguls will profit indefinitely from what is OUR culture. Imagine how much more interesting culture would be if the everyday person was allowed to tell and retell these stories, too.

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    14. Re:Reboot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Marvel *have* spun up separate continuities (eg Ultimates) - which amounts to the same thing in parallel instead of series...

    15. Re:Reboot by Isaac-1 · · Score: 2

      Reboot, remake, etc. is all fine and good for older material (lets say 20+ years old), my problem is the recent trend to reboot too soon, see the recent Hulk movies, and now the NEW Spiderman reset.

    16. Re:Reboot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Now let's be careful here. It's DC Comics that have been rebooting themselves over and over, and even then only for about 30 years, 50 if you want to call the Silver Age a reboot. Marvel have never rebooted their main continuity, and nor have a lot of other major series.

      Yes, they have. Spider-Man's origin shifted several times during the 1990s.

    17. Re:Reboot by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      What I hate is that only DC and Marvel and Hollywood moguls will profit indefinitely from what is OUR culture.

      No, it's not *your* culture. It's their commercial creation, always has been.
       

      Imagine how much more interesting culture would be if the everyday person was allowed to tell and retell these stories, too.

      Considering how uninteresting it is when the mass entertainment industry tells and retells the same story, and how flippin' bad 99.999999% of all fanfic is.... I don't think it would be very interesting at all.

    18. Re:Reboot by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      And not just reboots! You know how some summers we get two movies about an asteroid crashing into the earth, and another year we get two movies about volcanoes?

      Did you realize that next summer there are two different Snow White movies coming out?

      Yes, you can see where this is going. It's a little more difficult in this case because of trademark issues, but i'm sure the movie industry will find a way! They could always license something like "Soon I Will Be Invincible". The book is an awesome deconstruction of superhero tropes, but that doesn't mean it can't be misused by the movie industry! And in cases where there aren't already direct parodies they can just create their own version!

      2013: "Superman: The Reboot" vs "CoreFire"
      2014: "Batman: The Reboot" vs "Blackwolf"
      2015: "Iron Man: The Reboot" vs "Armor Guy"
      2016: "The Avengers: The Reboot" vs "The Champions"
      2017: "Spider-Man: The Reboot 2" vs "Beetle-Boy"

      And etc, etc, etc.

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    19. Re:Reboot by Jim+Hall · · Score: 1

      > They'll reboot the franchise and start again. Just like with Batman and Spider-Man.

      I'm getting tired of all the reboots. Please find some new material. I understand that directors and producers start to feel that sequel-after-sequel is boring, so they shelve it for a little while, that someone comes along with a great idea to give it a "do-over". And Batman, Superman, and Spider-Man are popular reboots because (a) everyone knows who they are, you don't have to "sell it", and (b) the division between "good" and "bad" is clear-cut, people get it right away.

      If studios want to reboot these movie licenses, I encourage someone to take on a Batman Beyond movie. The makings of a great franchise are in there:

      • Everyone knows Batman ..but not this Batman.
      • It's a great origin story ..but most people haven't seen it yet.
      • Fans would really appreciate having Kevin Conroy come in as Bruce Wayne.
    20. Re:Reboot by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 2

      I'm giving this comment the lowest grade imaginable...an A--

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    21. Re:Reboot by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      Is Shakespeare part of your culture?
      If you're an American then by your logic it's not allowed to be.

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    22. Re:Reboot by braindrainbahrain · · Score: 1
      Reboot? Really? They are going to relaunch Reboot ? That would be so cool!

      Oh wait, you meant... never mind. Still... maybe the end has not yet been written...

    23. Re:Reboot by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Frankly I just wish the producers would quit taking a big old dump on the comics and games. Ghost Rider? They took an anti-hero and made him the tragic hero! And how in the fuck did they screw up Doom? Take Aliens and mix with Event Horizon and tada! Spiderman the first was good but then took a right turn into shittytown, I will give them credit for Iron Man and Nolan's Batman, both of those have been damned good.

      I just have a feeling just like they are now digging through the D list movies for remakes (Rise Of The Planet of The Apes? WTF?) they will start digging out the comics that are a hell of a lot harder to translate to screen and taking a big fat dump on them trying to get another Iron Man. The one thing Hollywood has been consistent with is not knowing when to quit.

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    24. Re:Reboot by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      Then why the hell isn't Tony Stark eighty years old now?

      For the same reason Calvin remained being six years old for ten years.

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    25. Re:Reboot by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      No, it's not *your* culture. It's their commercial creation, always has been.

      "Always"? Much of our culture was created to make money. Probably most of it in the last couple thousand years. And until about 100 years ago, it went into the public domain after a few years. Then, a few decades. Now, never?

      Considering how uninteresting it is when the mass entertainment industry tells and retells the same story, and how flippin' bad 99.999999% of all fanfic is.... I don't think it would be very interesting at all.

      Most fiction of all genres is crap, Sturgeon's Law. Some good writers have dabbled though. PJ Farmer appropriated many characters from popular culture and made very interesting stories; e.g., Tarzan, Doc Savage, Wizard of Oz.

    26. Re:Reboot by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      AAAAAAAAA++, will rage again.

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    27. Re:Reboot by Smallpond · · Score: 1

      I'm getting tired of all the reboots. Please find some new material.

      Coming soon: Archie, The Movie

    28. Re:Reboot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marvel is just more creative (and convoluted) about their reboots in the main continuity, at least for X-Men. They've certainly retconned a considerable amount of material in several of their flagship series over the years, and used all sorts of mechanisms to go back in time to altered storylines, such as Age of Apocalypse.

    29. Re:Reboot by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Doe that mean we'll have remakes of the Flintstone movies? Yabba Dubba Blech!

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    30. Re:Reboot by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Maybe they could go the Negima route. It started as a manga, which they turned into a TV anime series, which was turned into a manga, which was turned into a TV anime series.

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    31. Re:Reboot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The superhero bubble has existed for 10 years - in film, that's an fucking EON.

    32. Re:Reboot by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Super heroes stories are the modern mythology; they never die they just keep being told and retold just like people have been doing for thousands of years before.

      Another case in point: vampires. The amount of successful vampire films/stories sold over time is incredible.

    33. Re:Reboot by cwrinn · · Score: 1

      I, personally, would like to see a period Batman film, set in the original 30s in a Dark Deco setting reminiscent of the ol' Bruce Timm animated series. I'm getting tired of "modernizations" of classic super heroes; genetically altered spiders, cell phone imaging computers, al qaeda terrorist caves, etc.

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    34. Re:Reboot by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I suspect the word 'logic' in my universe means something else than in yours. Or, you need to sober up before posting.

    35. Re:Reboot by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      No, it's not *your* culture. It's their commercial creation, always has been.

      "Always"? Much of our culture was created to make money.

      What you've forgotten is that equally much was not so created. Grow the fuck up and stop insisting you have some kind of rights over other's creations.
       

      And until about 100 years ago, it went into the public domain after a few years. Then, a few decades. Now, never?

      Now? In a few decades. Grow the fuck up and join the real world and create your own stuff rather than relying on spoon fed pablum.

    36. Re:Reboot by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      [quote]Did you realize that next summer there are two different Snow White movies coming out?[/quote]

      And only the one without Kristen Bell will not suck. Unfortunately it won't make a dime, because all the teeny-boppers are going to the Bell one instead.

    37. Re:Reboot by lennier · · Score: 1

      Then why the hell isn't Tony Stark eighty years old now?

      Drugs. H.A.T.E., er, S.H.I.E.L.D., has the best drugs. So he can continue fighting terrorists for the rest of his horrible drug-extended life. In New Jersey. For H.A.T.E.!

      (The Highest Anti-Terrorism Effort is a wholly funded subsidiary of the Beyond Corporation, purveyors of the finest broccoli-based artificial henchman substitutes.)

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    38. Re:Reboot by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I meant Stewart... Kristen Stewart... /sigh.. Preview mumble grumble.

    39. Re:Reboot by lennier · · Score: 1

      What you've forgotten is that equally much was not so created.

      O rly?

      Shakespeare was performed for money. The Mona Lisa was a portrait for hire.

      Just because it's seen as "high art" in a noncommercial ghetto now doesn't mean that it started out that way.

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    40. Re:Reboot by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      You said that DC and Marvel comics' characters were not part of his (presumably American) culture. This you claimed was because they belonged to other people.
      If a culture cannot take things and adopt them into their culture regardless of intellectual ownership then what right does a culture have to take things from another culture(The English culture in my example).
      As for using such an old example I was trying to get at the fact that the way things are going those characters will never go out of copyright therefore they will according to you never enter American culture. Now maybe this isn't your point, but it sure sounds like you are shilling for perpetual and total copyright.
      Now back to my point that a culture actually adopt things into it whether anyone likes it or not, it's the shared set of memes and experiences that make a culture not the original creators of those ideas.
      You seem to like the idea that copyright holders can force total control on their content to the detriment of everyone else, and that's a defensible position to hold, but it's one that would mean that things like Shakespeare and Virgil and Beethoven would still be restricted.

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    41. Re:Reboot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marvel and DC have been doing reboots every few years since the 1990s. They just don't call them "reboots." They use words like "Ultimate" and "Crisis" and such.

    42. Re:Reboot by thesandtiger · · Score: 2

      While I, too, hate perpetual copyright, the average person *is* able to tell and retell their own versions of those stories, too.

      Look at an iconic character like Superman and then look around at various comics by various labels that all have a superman-like character.

      Superman=Hyperion=Invincible=Powers=you can keep going and going. Each version of that character, each label tells the story of that character in a different way.

      Superman is the ultimate boyscout with an impossibly good heart. Hyperion is a what-if superman was taken and raised by the government. Powers takes an entirely different approach to the idea of a walking god. Invincible is a retelling of the Superboy concept but with a more realistic (for very stretchy definitions of realistic) spin.

      Write your own - the name doesn't matter with these kinds of things. The greeks and romans and every other culture in the past felt fine renaming and modifying myths to their heart's content - so, too, should you.

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    43. Re:Reboot by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      "Old Testament" and "New Testament" sound so much more classy, don't you think?

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    44. Re:Reboot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The one thing Hollywood has been consistent with is not knowing when to quit.

      In many cases it would be better if they hadn't even started.

    45. Re:Reboot by 1u3hr · · Score: 2

      What you've forgotten is that equally much was not so created. Grow the fuck up and stop insisting you have some kind of rights over other's creations.

      The "others" whose rights you are so vehemently defending ARE DEAD. The people who paid them ARE DEAD. And the "creations" in many, perhaps all cases, were themselves based on existing "media" (where "media includes folk tales, etc.). Most obvious: Disney and fairy tales. Warhol and just about anything. We're not talking about simply copying, it's about reinterpreting.

      Now? In a few decades

      Let me know when Disney lets go of anything from 90 years ago, and counting.

      Grow the fuck up and join the real world and create your own stuff rather than relying on spoon fed pablum.

      And be a little more polite, cocksucker. You're bringing the tone down.

    46. Re:Reboot by sjames · · Score: 1

      Super heroes stories are the modern mythology; they never die they just keep being told and retold just like people have been doing for thousands of years before.

      Only now with more suing?

    47. Re:Reboot by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      Reboot, remake, etc. is all fine and good for older material (lets say 20+ years old), my problem is the recent trend to reboot too soon, see the recent Hulk movies, and now the NEW Spiderman reset.

      I'm getting too old for this reboot, remake etc., crap.

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    48. Re:Reboot by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Man, I would *love* a "Soon I Will Be Invincible" movie. Though I'd love it more if that guy wrote another 4-5 books in the same world. Probably the most enjoyable read of the past decade, and an inspiration (one of many, but definitely there) for my own little superhero game.

  3. Super by m2vq · · Score: 2

    There is a recent movie called Super, which is really funny. It even has the "superhero" and his sidekick having sex with each other, true batman and robin style.

  4. Ad infinitum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    At the end of the cycle, they'll wait a few years and then start it again. That's why it's called a cycle...

    1. Re:Ad infinitum by vajrabum · · Score: 1

      If they prove true to form, in the low part of the cycle resulting from shoveling too much of the same tripe for too long, I'm guessing they'll focus on having the MPAA after all their customers.

    2. Re:Ad infinitum by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Indeed, and as long as there are aspiring comic book creators out there I'm sure there will be new possibilities for the next cycle. There's just way too many comic books out there that get completely neglected for this to ever be completely over.

    3. Re:Ad infinitum by tloh · · Score: 1

      I personally would like to see emerging foreign film industries develop to the point where they can deliver films of sufficient production quality and mass appeal to compete with anything Hollywood has to offer. There is a tremendous opportunity for them to mine their own rich culture/folklore for stories worth telling. American comics are not the only source of hero tales. Happiness will be the day when an adaptation of "Journey To The West" that truly works is made.

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  5. duh, hollywood finds something else by alen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    we've had disaster movies, monster movies, historical, fantasy, sci-fi and others.hollywood will find another genre and milk it.

    plenty of books out there that haven't been made into movies or in need of a modern CGI refresh. Bible movies anyone?

    1. Re:duh, hollywood finds something else by loftwyr · · Score: 1

      There are thousands of bible movies made for the fundamentalist christian set. They just don't get the big marketing budgets the regular ones do. Most of the B-list actors make good money appearing in them.

    2. Re:duh, hollywood finds something else by Danse · · Score: 2

      Maybe a return to ninja movies, like in the 80s.

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    3. Re:duh, hollywood finds something else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Bible movies are too difficult to get right. Everyone has their own deeply held interpretation of the stories. Changing cannon is taken a bit more seriously in the genre. Mel Gibson's Passion was a once in a life time success. He was planning on doing the sequel ( book of acts of the Apostles) or possibly a prequel ( The Maccabees), but the whole alcoholism and anti Semitic rants sort of killed any chance of those being done on a grand scale. The existing ones in the genre are pretty poorly written and conceived reducing the characters to one dimensional figures robbing them of their humanity.

    4. Re:duh, hollywood finds something else by Baloroth · · Score: 2

      Video game movies, more likely. Space Invaders the movie, and Asteroids the movie are both being made. Will they be any good? No.

      On the other hand, there are still plenty of comic book movies. Man of Steel even looks kinda promising (Christopher Nolan and Zack Snyder doing Superman). Ok, it looks very promising. So, no, the bubble isn't over yet.

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    5. Re:duh, hollywood finds something else by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      +1

      I just recently put "Revenge of the Ninja" into my instant que. Maybe I'll try to get to that this weekend.

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    6. Re:duh, hollywood finds something else by The+Moof · · Score: 2

      To be honest, comic book movies have been getting churned out year after year for the past 30 or so years, possibly longer. It's not just some fad that was picked up in the late 90s/early 2000s, nor do I think it's some bubble effect.

      Superman was a household movie name back in the 80s, the early 90s was dominated by Batman remakes. Not to mention the plethora of comic-based movies that aren't your typical "super hero comics" (think along the lines of Sin City, From Hell, or Weird Science).

    7. Re:duh, hollywood finds something else by todrules · · Score: 1

      And in the 50s and 60s, Superman was also a household TV name. Like people were saying above - cycles.

    8. Re:duh, hollywood finds something else by Rudeboy777 · · Score: 1

      They're profitable too thanks to their low budgets. Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ showed mainstream audiences will pay to see them.

      How do I get in on the ground floor of this next bubble?!

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    9. Re:duh, hollywood finds something else by Rudeboy777 · · Score: 1

      The existing ones in the genre are pretty poorly written and conceived reducing the characters to one dimensional figures robbing them of their humanity.

      And this is different from megahit superhero movies, how?

      The Ten Commandments and Ben Hur did alright back in the day, I think it could be a next-big-thing somewhere down the road.

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    10. Re:duh, hollywood finds something else by Odin's+Raven · · Score: 1

      Bible movies anyone?

      Maybe a return to ninja movies, like in the 80s.

      Ninja bible movies.

      Pharoh (Noriyuki Morita) sends his soldiers to enslave a village of Israeli peasants. The peasants flee their rice fields, lamenting 'Oy gevalt, Pharoh-san' as the soldiers burn their bamboo huts to the ground. Moses (Chow Yun-Fat) appears over the crest of a nearby hill, and quickly assesses the situation. Drawing his sword he proceeds to defend the villagers, taking down soldier after soldier, until he is betrayed and rendered unconscious by a blow from behind by Judas (Michelle Yeoh, but wearing a fake beard).

      Moses is captured and bound, then dragged before Pharoh, whereup Moses challenges him to single combat. Not sure who'll win in the screenplay version, but I picture fights with the combatants effortlessly skimming atop the rice-filled Nile River, bounding from fig tree to fig tree, with the climax of the fight on top of a pyramid.

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    11. Re:duh, hollywood finds something else by The+Moof · · Score: 1

      There hasn't really been a cycle yet. I just didn't include any TV series. There's always consistently been comic book TV shows and movies, and I can't really say there's been a downturn that would constitute a cycle. They've just perpetually been there.

    12. Re:duh, hollywood finds something else by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      How about a movie version of "Go Dog Go"?

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    13. Re:duh, hollywood finds something else by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Lois and Clark, Superboy, Smallville...

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    14. Re:duh, hollywood finds something else by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Video game movies, more likely.

      They've been doing that for quite some time: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Films_based_on_video_games

    15. Re:duh, hollywood finds something else by Raenex · · Score: 1

      To be honest, comic book movies have been getting churned out year after year for the past 30 or so years, possibly longer.

      I think there was a definite spike starting around the time of X-Men and then Spiderman, especially when it comes to Marvel Comics characters. Now that they've gotten to Green Lantern, I think it's starting to run out of steam, and won't be as big a genre in the future.

    16. Re:duh, hollywood finds something else by Mystery00 · · Score: 1

      Bible movies anyone?

      Well we are talking about superhero movies.

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    17. Re:duh, hollywood finds something else by sjames · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, they'll just actually show all the begating and they'll be set for another few years.

  6. The game bubble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Battleship, Asteroids, what else!

    1. Re:The game bubble by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1
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  7. Patrick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bat(e)man reboot IMO.

  8. We remake them all, of course by elrous0 · · Score: 2

    Remakes, Reimaginings, Reboots...who says it EVER has to end?

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    1. Re:We remake them all, of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crossovers of course, they've been setting them up for ages, little references here and there to other characters and possible crossover reasons...

    2. Re:We remake them all, of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hell, they just had a reboot of the Star Trek franchise even- and did a better than average job thereof (Though not as good as it could've been done...but then I'm not the one producing/directing the thing, now am I?). Done right, you can retcon damned near anything so long as you make it believable. We'll see if they managed that with the new re-spin of Conan the Barbarian coming up. And, yet, you can do weird fusions of things that're full-on western and simultaneously steampunk/SF- Cowboys and Aliens shows that one being possible and doable. All sorts of ways to re-imagine these stories and freshen them up a bit or a bunch.

    3. Re:We remake them all, of course by Badger+Nadgers · · Score: 1

      They'll probably start making reality TV versions of real life super heroes

    4. Re:We remake them all, of course by PRMan · · Score: 1

      The new Star Trek movie was 10x better than anything before. It had moments of excitement...

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    5. Re:We remake them all, of course by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan was 10x better than anything before or since.

      FTFY

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  9. Oh noes! by pak9rabid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Heaven forbid they have to *gasp* come up with original material!

    1. Re:Oh noes! by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Actually I believe that there are under 10 stories or something like that. Every book, movie, and play are just variations on those stories.
      Take Star Wars for example. It is the same as the tale of King Author which is the same of any number of other stories.

      The reason why super hero movies are doing well is technology. We now have the ability to do them on screen now and not have them look cheesy. Combine that with the fact that people will pay to see big visual movies on the screen. If the movie is just a romantic comedy or some other character driven movie they may just wait for it to be in Red Box or Netflix and save the time, money, and hassle of going to the movies. If you get popcorn and two drinks and two movie ticket it is big bucks these days.
      Whats next? Who knows but it will have to be something worth seeing on a big screen.

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    2. Re:Oh noes! by HarrySquatter · · Score: 1

      Since when has Hollywood ever done that? Hollywood has almost never come up with original material. Since the beginning the bulk of movies were adaptations of books, plays, comic books/strips etc.

    3. Re:Oh noes! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      There have been no new movies since 1930 or so. Everything since is really just variations on the narrative.

    4. Re:Oh noes! by Missing.Matter · · Score: 2

      This is because in most stories, conflict drives the plot. After all, If there were no conflict, the story would be pretty boring. English types have broken down pretty much every possible plot into 7 different categories of conflict:

      1. Man vs. Self
      2. Man vs. Man
      3. Man Vs. Society
      4. Man Vs. Nature
      5. Man vs. Supernatural
      6. Man Vs. Machine/Technology
      7. Man Vs. Destiny

      Where of course "Man" isn't literally a man, but whoever or whatever the protagonist is. The end result is we have thousands of stories that in the end boil down to these same seven conflicts or some combination thereof, which is why stories like Avatar, Fern Gully, and Pocahontas seem the same.

    5. Re:Oh noes! by Uhhhh+oh+ya! · · Score: 1

      Its true that as stated there are very few plot directions and in truth you don't see much variation. Where originality comes in is all the in between stuff, the jokes used, the character development, the world they are in. You may say Star Wars was just the story of King Author but King Author did not have light sabers in it. This ability to insert truly original content in to something that at its base has been done before is what sets movies apart from each other. If you really walk out of a Avatar and all you got was, "ohh that was a man vs nature narrative" then I really feel sorry that you (for lack of a better word) fail at watching movies.

    6. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why stories like Avatar, Fern Gully, and Pocahontas are the same.

      Sorry...you had a typo...

    7. Re:Oh noes! by chemosh6969 · · Score: 1

      Because all these superhero movies are all original material and not at all from things created up to almost a century ago.

    8. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "King Author did not have light sabers in it"
      Yeah, it had... "swords". Huge difference... Truly original... Geez...

    9. Re:Oh noes! by Cutting_Crew · · Score: 1

      What was Napolean Dynamite based on?

    10. Re:Oh noes! by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      "King Author"? What's that, a regent who is also a writer?

    11. Re:Oh noes! by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, the movies *do* come up with original material ... or at least lots of interesting little movies that get reviewed by movie buffs but are not much seen or talked about by us. For us, "movies" equate with "blockbusters" : investment vehicles in which underwriters put 100-200 million dollars for a couple years and hope to break even a couple weeks after the US release, and double their money with the international release.

      Is it any wonder creativity, even when present, seems overwhelmed by hype? A blockbuster exists as something to be promoted, not as a work of art to be experienced. It's the sizzle that matters, not the steak. Even when a blockbuster is fairly good, like the recent "Captain America", the things put into it for purely marketing purposes sap it of emotional credibility.

      I wish I remember who said it, but somebody once said that in the future, we will only experience varying degrees of slowness. What he meant was that in olden days we could be thrilled at a train that moved us at 50mph -- faster than any horse. But now we can fly at 500 mph, crossing the country in hours instead of days, and all we experience is how *long* the flight takes. As we become accustomed to speed as normal, we can't experience it any longer. [I remember the thrill of using an early ARPANet TIP to log onto a computer across the Atlantic, as if it were in the next room. That's a thrill most of you kids will never experience, like the thrill of an early aviator seeing the land laid out in front of him like a map, an experience we take for granted.]

      I think we've reached that point with CGI. It used to be that huge "special effects" amazed us, because in the back of our mind we knew some crazy stuntperson threw himself off a building while wearing a flaming suit. There was a brief period in which CGI upped the ante, but I think we've reached the point where it can't surprise us, when it can only fall short of our expectations. And in the back of our mind, the awareness that this is all digitally manipulated drains the thrill out of it.

      But there's always great storytelling to fall back on. A great storyteller can immerse us in a story without props or elaborate effecdts. And there are lots of great story tellers out there who could be had for cheap, in blockbuster terms. Show me a CGI bockbuster that's as scary and thrilling as *Key Largo*, a 1948 film that was probably was shot in three weeks, and edited in about the same. It had a great cast and a terrific screenplay by Richard Brooks and John Huston.

      Hollywood is just a marketing phenomenon. It's only a matter of time when amateur story tellers will be able to tell any story Hollywood can, including science fiction and fantasy stories that once would have required huge budgets. And those amateurs won't need Hollywood's distribution clout to get their story out.

      So the real question is: how long Hollywood will continue to exist? It continues as long as it can make money, but it's going to have to shift gears to capture the imaginations of audiences jaded by digital effects.

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    12. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man vs Mods

    13. Re:Oh noes! by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Japanese anime has plenty of new original stories. Like a girl running down the street with a slice of toast in her mouth, and then crashes into a boy...
      Invaders attack, and a untrained teen jumps into a robot fighter cockpit and...

      Ok, so they only have two plot lines. That's twice as many as Hollywood.

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    14. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could increase the number of plots astronomically by allowing all kinds of conflicts. I look forward to Machine/Technology Vs. Nature and Supernatural Vs. Destiny.

    15. Re:Oh noes! by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      The stuff coming out of Bollywood is as good, if not better than Hollywood. Like all outsourcing trends, I think Hollywood will become a victim too.

      But yes, someday when an Amazon renderfarm is within a month or two's salary of a hobbyist, we'll see great CGI blockbusters from JoeSixPack.

    16. Re:Oh noes! by AfroTrance · · Score: 1

      That isn't a Hollywood/studio movie, it is an independent movie that cost $400,000 to make.

      Even successful directors/writers in Hollywood are having trouble getting original/unconventional movies made.

    17. Re:Oh noes! by lennier · · Score: 1

      Take Star Wars for example. It is the same as the tale of King Author

      I must have missed the part where Obi-Wan marries Leia, Luke sleeps with her, and then Obi-Wan's evil sister attacks his kingdom. I did nod off for most of The Phantom Menace, was it somewhere in there?

      Oh wait, you said "King Author". Yes, I think I remember that one. Young apprentice storyteller spins a wonderful tale which captivates a kingdom and earns him the crown. Then over time he turns into a tyrant until finally one day he meets his nemesis, Sir Editor...

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    18. Re:Oh noes! by lennier · · Score: 1

      English types have broken down pretty much every possible plot into 7 different categories of conflict:

      Alternatively, you could further reduce all these seven plots to:

      Something Vs Something Else

      Hey look! I just proved that every plot everywhere is absolutely identical!

      Possibly there is more to a plot than just "there is some kind of conflict"?

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    19. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is quite an ignorant statement. I am pretty sure that movies like Valley of the Bees, The Hourglass Sanatorium or Tropical Malady had no equivalent in the 30s, even as experimental shorts.

  10. Saturday Morning..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cartoons!! They've already done two that I can think of off the top of my head, Transformers and now Smurfs, oh and GI Joe.. so maybe we'll see more pop up?

  11. Cowboy movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A reboot of the Clint Eastwood Spaghetti Westerns?

    Of course, Gollyweird will have more blood, gore, tits, ... OK tits are good.

    1. Re:Cowboy movies by Nidi62 · · Score: 2

      They already redid True Grit, which was better than the original. A remade Rio Bravo could be interesting, although the casting would be hard to do. And yes, I much prefer John Wayne westerns over Clint Eastwood westerns.

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    2. Re:Cowboy movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A reboot of the Clint Eastwood Spaghetti Westerns?

      that would be awesome.

    3. Re:Cowboy movies by scamper_22 · · Score: 1

      I'm John Wayne of the first True Grit pilgrims! Hate Clint Eastwood pilgrims.

    4. Re:Cowboy movies by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Well;

      Cowboys and Aliens

      Done. Do we need more? Or is this a reboot of the Independence Day/War of the Worlds franchise? It's all so confusing...

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  12. We move from super heroes to other comics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thomas Jane's "Punisher" was, I'm told, based on the Ennis run of the book. I'd love to see a "Preacher" movie. Or an HBO series.

    Maybe a reboot of "Constantine," except, you know, with a British guy this time?

    1. Re:We move from super heroes to other comics? by Altus · · Score: 1

      I doubt that a Preacher movie could be made in a way that would be any good. An HBO series maybe... maybe... but even then it would could be a hard sell.

      I would love to see it, but I wouldn't ever expect it.

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    2. Re:We move from super heroes to other comics? by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      Jason Statham?

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  13. Nintendo by tepples · · Score: 1

    If only Nintendo would let the Animal Crossing anime film be dubbed and brought over to North America. Or allow a Super Mario Bros. movie more along the conceptual lines of the animated series and completely unlike the Hoskins/Hopper disaster.

    1. Re:Nintendo by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Dub? HERESY! Go grab a fansub, heathen!

  14. Looking at the /. poll... by milbournosphere · · Score: 1

    It's clear they should make another Uma Thurman movie :)

    1. Re:Looking at the /. poll... by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Not anymore unless they use CGI. Old Uma isn't Young Uma.

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    2. Re:Looking at the /. poll... by HarrySquatter · · Score: 1

      No need for cgi. Just lots of makeup and some digital touchup. They do it all the time on actresses anyway.

    3. Re:Looking at the /. poll... by SethJohnson · · Score: 1

      No doubt you are correct.

      Even so, I was re-watching Pulp Fiction a couple of months ago and looking at Uma in her scene with Travolta at the 50s diner. As she kept exhaling cigarette smoke I couldn't help but look at her face and notice things I didn't remember from back in the nineties. She's got really buggy eyes, and that Betty Page haircut really hasn't aged well. She was definitely 'IT' when Pulp Fiction came out, but her attractiveness isn't timeless.

      Seth

    4. Re:Looking at the /. poll... by mypalmike · · Score: 1

      [Uma Thurman] was definitely 'IT' when Pulp Fiction came out, but her attractiveness isn't timeless.

      Also, she has sharp knees.

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    5. Re:Looking at the /. poll... by operagost · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I thought her sword in the "Kill Bill"s was redundant. She could have just kneed dudes in half.

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  15. Villians by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Galactus: a Tragedy of Universal Proportions.
    Dr. Doom vs Mephisto. Yo Mama Fight. ("Yo Mama was so dumb, I stole her soul and am keeping it in Hell!")
    Red Skull, an insightful look into the caring side of a Megalomaniac Nazi General.
    Solomon Grundy vs "The Zombie" crossover film. A new cult classic!
    The Osprey. What happens after the Osprey is rejected from the Frightful Four tryouts? It's a madcap whirlwind rush for a one page wonder from Marvel comics golden age!
    Mr. Mxyzptlk. Four hours of a stationary picture of Mr. Mxyzptlk, with a rumor that there's a cliffhanger scene after the credits. There is not.

    1. Re:Villians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You really need to get laid....

    2. Re:Villians by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what is worse. The fact that you mentioned the Osprey, or the fact that I've read that story!

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    3. Re:Villians by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      "Red Skull, an insightful look into the caring side of a Megalomaniac Nazi General."

      Did you miss Capatain America? Red Skull is at the bottom of an ice-covered canyon. Maybe not dead, I know, but...

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    4. Re:Villians by hiryuu · · Score: 1

      Did you miss Capatain America? Red Skull is at the bottom of an ice-covered canyon. Maybe not dead, I know, but...

      Ummm, I thought that was Bucky that was dropped down into the icy canyon, whereas Red Skull got vaporized/transported/whatever by the tesseract in the cockpit of the bomber.

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    5. Re:Villians by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      I thought Skull fell off. Ack! He's alive!

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  16. Maybe they'll make god movies again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, films that had more dialog than car chases? Ahhh... the good old days.

  17. Moar reboots! by marto · · Score: 1

    The Weekend at Bernie's franchise will get the 'reboot' treatment.

    1. Re:Moar reboots! by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Weekend at Zombie Bernie's?

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  18. Idiocracy by ShavedOrangutan · · Score: 1

    "The #1 movie in America was called "Ass." And that's all it was for 90 minutes. It won eight Oscars that year, including best screenplay."

    Now that every old TV show and comic book has been remade and the Justin Bieber movie done, next will be the Kardashians movie, and then it's time for "Ass" the movie.

    Might as well put "Ow my Balls" on TV, too.

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    1. Re:Idiocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      next will be the Kardashians movie

      Finally! I have been waiting for the Deep Space 9 movie for years!

    2. Re:Idiocracy by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      Heh... They did that with America's Funniest Home Videos years ago...

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    3. Re:Idiocracy by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      next will be the Kardashians movie, and then it's time for "Ass" the movie.

      Can't they be the same movie?

    4. Re:Idiocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that the whole point of "America's Funniest Home Videos"? "Ow my Balls" and funny animals....

    5. Re:Idiocracy by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I'd redbox that movie.

    6. Re:Idiocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, I'd redbox that movie.

      Red box? Wait a few days.

    7. Re:Idiocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "America's Funniest Home Videos" has been doing "Ow my Balls" since 1992.

  19. Blame copyright law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since copyright law allows publishers to own the rights to anything perpetually (I know the law says 100 years, but they will no doubt get an extension come 2026 when Disney Corp is about to lose rights to Mickey mouse again as they did in the 90s), there is very little motivation to come up with new characters.

    Investing in and developing new concepts is a risk, and it's a lot cheaper to just maintain their monopoly via huge marketing machine structures that have already been built.

    1. Re:Blame copyright law by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      And the stated purpose of copyright is to serve as an incentive to the creation of original works... oh, the irony.

  20. They're overdoing it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This will continue as long as people shell out money to see reboots.

    I personally am about done with 'reboots' (I will probably NOT bother to see any of the spiderman reboots for example).

    The whole situation reminds me of television (I almost never turn on the Television anymore) -- putting themselves out of business by abandonining any creative core it may have pretended to have had before it became a wrapper for marketing.

  21. Ambiguously Gay Duo by Hatta · · Score: 1

    Can Ace and Gary make it in the theater?

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    1. Re:Ambiguously Gay Duo by krakelohm · · Score: 1

      Ill pass on that theater excursion.

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  22. Put the internet on the screen by suso · · Score: 1

    You'll probably start to see a trend of Hollywood adapting Youtube shorts directly to the big screen. I have to laugh everytime I see some news program turning to the internet to show what is going on there. They just can't compete with it.

    1. Re:Put the internet on the screen by The+O+Rly+Factor · · Score: 2
    2. Re:Put the internet on the screen by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      On the non-awful side of the spectrum, the Angry Video Game Nerd is getting a movie too.

    3. Re:Put the internet on the screen by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      You mean, we'll be watching a 2-1/2 hour version of the talking dog? Just how many treats can he not give that poor dog?

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    4. Re:Put the internet on the screen by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Great 119 minutes of planking... how awesome!

    5. Re:Put the internet on the screen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's a perfect storm of bubbles

  23. anime is next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next they'll remake japanese anime
    As long as they don't have to write it by themselves

  24. More Comic Books Than You Think by eldavojohn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Although they most certainly will, they don't have to. I think that the comic book corpus is deeper than you think. Fables was highly enjoyable to me and The Sandman wasn't bad. Are they perfect for a movie adaptation? Maybe not. But I can think of many comics with great story lines that aren't common household names. I really wouldn't mind seeing more comic book movies like The Watchmen. I guess the primary problem with that is they would most certainly have to be rated R and that stunts your market. I can think of examples suitable for children like Percy Gloom that I think Pixar could really run with ... of course, these aren't traditional superhero constructs (neither was The Watchmen), they're more complex than that.

    I think that if Hollywood and the comic publishers had more fairly compensated the original artists that they wouldn't be facing a lack of material. Here's a research exercise I'll leave to the reader: Who personally profited more from Spiderman: ${Sony CEO} or co-creator Jack Kirby (and his estate)? If a large enough percentage of profit is pumped back into the creators, you'd see an explosion of people vying for that market with new and original ideas.

    More and more with the creative art that I consume I strive to make purchases directly from the artist themselves because we have the internet and the internet enables this so why not? Hollywood and their accounting methods are absolutely horrible about this so why should I worry that they're not going to have anymore comic books left to rape soon?

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    1. Re:More Comic Books Than You Think by sirdude · · Score: 1

      I agree. There's plenty of new material and plenty of old material as well. As for the article itself, it claims that Watchmen was "bad" which implies that the writer is something of a turd :S Aren't there new Iron Man, Kick Ass, Flash Gordon and Conan adaptations also coming out?

    2. Re:More Comic Books Than You Think by Pope · · Score: 1

      I knew about the Conan reboot, but was quite surprised at the "John Carter of Mars" trailer I saw last night before "Captain America."

      There's lots of source material out there, it's just up to us to decide what we're willing to watch.

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    3. Re:More Comic Books Than You Think by Moby+Cock · · Score: 1

      I'm still hoping we get a two or three movie version of Y: The Last Man. Although, it seems unlikely at this point.

    4. Re:More Comic Books Than You Think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe some of the fringe comics I knew (& bought) as a kid.

      Groo the Wanderer? Hardboiled (Probably R+)

      Something like Groo would be great fun.

    5. Re:More Comic Books Than You Think by mwecksell · · Score: 1

      I'll answer your challenge - Jack Kirby didn't create Spider-Man. That was Stan Lee and Steve Ditko. Also note that Mr. Lee put a hyphen in the name so that it would look visually different than "Superman". Please use the hyphen.

    6. Re:More Comic Books Than You Think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll answer your challenge - Jack Kirby didn't create Spider-Man. That was Stan Lee and Steve Ditko. Also note that Mr. Lee put a hyphen in the name so that it would look visually different than "Superman". Please use the hyphen.

      From Wikipedia:

      According to the credits printed on the back of the pane, Kirby's artwork is featured on: Captain America, The Thing, Silver Surfer, The Amazing Spider-Man #1, The Incredible Hulk #1, Captain America #100, The X-Men #1, and The Fantastic Four #3

      According to Slashdot:

      Heirs to comic book legend Jack Kirby sent 45 notices of copyright termination to Marvel Entertainment, prospective Marvel buyer Disney, Sony Pictures, Universal Pictures, 20th Century Fox, Paramount Pictures, and others studios that that hold licensed media rights to Marvel characters. Some rights could revert to the heirs as soon as 2014, for characters that are among the hottest in Hollywood: The Incredible Hulk, The Mighty Thor, Iron Man, Spider-Man, The Avengers, and others. Among other things the heirs' demand could cause problems for Disney's as yet unconsummated purchase of Marvel.

    7. Re:More Comic Books Than You Think by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      It'd be great if they could do some of Warren Ellis' material, but not turn it into drivel. Transmetropolitan would work well as a film, but it wouldn't be rated for children.

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    8. Re:More Comic Books Than You Think by Hatta · · Score: 2

      But I can think of many comics with great story lines that aren't common household names.

      If they're not household names, why would the average household make a night of seeing them in a movie? The whole point of a super hero movie is a recognizable license. If you don't have that you might as well write a new story. That's why the Watchmen didn't live up to expectations. Nobody except for hard core comics nerds ever heard of it before.

      If a large enough percentage of profit is pumped back into the creators, you'd see an explosion of people vying for that market with new and original ideas.

      There are already too many people with movie ideas. Ideas are the easy part. Creative people are happy to create, nobody is eschewing hollywood for wall street.

      The problem is getting people to fund and market new and unique ideas. New ideas are scary and risky for investors.

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    9. Re:More Comic Books Than You Think by sirdude · · Score: 1

      Y: The Last Man ++ . The rights have already been purchased. But I think that a movie version won't do it justice. A miniseries might be better if the budget and a willing male Capuchin monkey can be found. As somebody else mentioned, a Preacher movie will also be excellent. All this talk has made me queue "Wanted" for download. I've heard that it's very good. But I'll be sure to keep my expectations low.

    10. Re:More Comic Books Than You Think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who personally profited more from Spiderman: ${Sony CEO} or co-creator Jack Kirby (and his estate)? If a large enough percentage of profit is pumped back into the creators, you'd see an explosion of people vying for that market with new and original ideas.

      While Kirby was a huge creative force in the House of Ideas (Captain America, Thor, Fantastic Four, Silver Surfer, X-Men, Iron Man, etc.), Spider-Man was a collaboration between Stan Lee and Steve Ditko.

    11. Re:More Comic Books Than You Think by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Cerebus the Aardvark! Faithfully translating that would be AWESOME!

    12. Re:More Comic Books Than You Think by lennier · · Score: 1

      Creative people are happy to create, nobody is eschewing hollywood for wall street.

      I dunno, I thought "Debt Ceiling Armageddon: Judgement Day: Rise of the Republicans" had a pretty good cliff-hanger and lots of scenery chewing in it. Too many shots of people hunched behind broking terminals though.

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    13. Re:More Comic Books Than You Think by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      If a large enough percentage of profit is pumped back into the creators, you'd see an explosion of people vying for that market with new and original ideas.

      Call me cynical, but you'd probably get a huge tsunami of derivative, me-too shite. The law of averages might intervene to provide the odd gem among the dross, but I wouldn't bet on it.

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    14. Re:More Comic Books Than You Think by Vastad · · Score: 1

      Preacher! Oh yes please!

      It would need to be mini-series. One movie or a series of movies just wouldn't work. Broadcast by an HBO-type so the "flirting-with-an-R-rating" stuff can be retained. It would go down well in the US with its peculiar and powerful love/hate relationship with its own Christian culture.

      Possibly Lucifer would be equally successful for the same reasons.

  25. Original Material? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about this: they could make a series of movies about a bunch of kids with special abilities that fight against and eventually triumph over someone evil. I know, The kids could be young witches and wizards in training and the big evil person could be a megalomanical evil wizard determined to rule the world! Maybe the evil wizard killed the parents of one of the kids so we open with this boy living in the under stair cupboard of his aunt and uncle. Yeah, that's it....

  26. Okay, this is just sad. by Crash+Culligan · · Score: 2

    I have no doubt that Hollywood will lose its taste for the cash cow it's currently grinding into hamburger (note: not the mixed metaphor that it sounds like). But fretting over The Next Big Thing, simply because a clear winner hasn't emerged yet? That's pathetic.

    For one thing, take a look at the movie listings. There's currently a lot more out there beside the "superhero" movie. Some of it is older genres, some of it is niche new stuff that someone felt was good to throw against the wall, just to see if it stuck. If the superhero genre can be said to be "dominating," it's only because they're making more money, not because they're filling every theater and pushing the ordinary genres off the screen.

    Second, when their star finally does fade, who's to say it'll do so completely? Like I said, a lot of older genres are still being explored. Who's to say we won't get a satisfying drip of interesting empowered individual films in the future?

    And third, it's entirely possible that the reason that the superhero film has dominated Hollywood's rather Asperger's-like focus is that the Next Big Thing hasn't come along yet. I have every confidence that when it does, filmmakers will jump upon it with both feet and kick the Current Big Thing to the curb.

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    1. Re:Okay, this is just sad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are LOTS of settings that Hollywood can turn to. Most stories are morality tales clothed in new styles and technologies. For a while after "Bullet" every show had a car chase scene, but they got over that by starting to blow things up, which they got over by finding super heroes. Westerns might stage a comeback if the current "Cowboys vs. Aliens" does even moderately well. Period pieces are still popular, especially biopics (Marie Antoinette, anyone?).

      I'd also expect to see a surge in adult films, as more of us retire and have time to go to the theater, and a smaller cohort of children are attending.

      But really, why are we even worried about this? Hollywood will always find something to chew on.

    2. Re:Okay, this is just sad. by lennier · · Score: 1

      I have no doubt that Hollywood will lose its taste for the cash cow it's currently grinding into hamburger

      So you're saying that someone will get their Mother Goose, which though now cooked, formerly laid the golden eggs, but ultimately it will be good for the gander?

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  27. Movie Holograms by arivera71 · · Score: 1

    In 20 years all movies will be made from Holograms and they will reboot all the super heroes again!!

  28. Sequel Bubble by Nidi62 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Independence Day 2 and 3, Men in Black 3, Jurassic Park 4, Twister 2(Supposedly Bill Paxton is pushing for this), Ghostbusters 3, etc. Seems they want to pull out franchises that are at least a decade old(or at least a decade since their last good movie) and start again. Supposedly they're even looking at making another Evil Dead sequel.

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    1. Re:Sequel Bubble by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      To whit, many are begging that they don't do it... Army of Darkness was a nice cap to the whole thing. I'd rather they did a re-spin of the stuff over a fourth in the series in this case- not that I think they should do a re-spin either.

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    2. Re:Sequel Bubble by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      I saw an interesting article quite awhile ago about why Hollywood does this when they know that people want original IPs. The answer was that original IPs depend on two factors: a great idea and great execution, and Hollywood has apparently learned to never bet on great execution. In that regard, they're very right. I can't count how many times I've been excited about an idea for a movie I've heard about, only to watch it later and be thoroughly disappointed at how it was done. In contrast, sequels already have the formula to their execution figured out, so making them is significantly easier in that regard.

      Of course, there are plenty of other factors too, such as easier marketing, brand recognition, existing fan bases, and numerous other benefits, but this particular twist on the issue was one I hadn't heard and that made a good deal of sense.

    3. Re:Sequel Bubble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope they do make a new Evil Dead movie, and it's exactly like the first 2. Forget actually trying to change things, make the same movie over and over again.

    4. Re:Sequel Bubble by PRMan · · Score: 1

      brand recognition

      It begins and ends right there... A household name will make $20 million no matter how bad it is.

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    5. Re:Sequel Bubble by makubesu · · Score: 1

      I think you're correct. The reason why super hero movies are such a good idea, is that it instantly gets the movies name out there. It's way less risky than original material. Sequels have the same benefit.

  29. not many left by aahpandasrun · · Score: 2

    There's not too many more superheroes the can make movies out of. Once you have to make a movie about Thor, you know you're reaching the bottom of the barrel. I bet you we'll see Aquaman soon.

    1. Re:not many left by HarrySquatter · · Score: 1

      No problems with that as they will just remake them all again. Batman is a great example of them doing so repeatedly.

    2. Re:not many left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm.. half of the examples you gave weren't remakes, they were just sequels or movie adaptations of an existing TV show. And yet you did manage to miss the fact that they may already be planning to "reboot" Batman again after the Dark Knight Rises in order to tie-in with a possible JLA movie.

    3. Re:not many left by GonzoPhysicist · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call Thor the bottom of the barrel, he was one of the original Lee/Kirby creations and just about the most powerful hero in Marvel's universe. When they make a Darkhawk or Blue Beetle flick then we're near the end. p.s. I'd love to see a modern Aquaman movie harpoon hand, beard and all.

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    4. Re:not many left by HarrySquatter · · Score: 1

      Umm.. half of the examples you gave weren't remakes, they were just sequels or movie adaptations of an existing TV show.

      It doesn't matter if it was a remake or not. The point is that they can flog these comic book dead horses over and over again.

      And yet you did manage to miss the fact that they may already be planning to "reboot" Batman again after the Dark Knight Rises in order to tie-in with a possible JLA movie.

      I didn't miss that at all. My list wasn't meant to be exhaustive just to show that a single comic book character can be reused over and over and over again to produce movies.

    5. Re:not many left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter if it was a remake or not. The point is that they can flog these comic book dead horses over and over again.

      By that logic the comics themselves have been flogging a dead horse from issue #2 onwards aswell.

    6. Re:not many left by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      JLA = Jennifer Lopez Again?

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    7. Re:not many left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man From Atlantis: The Motion Picture should be next.

  30. Create the 10 installment Silmarillion Saga? by SengirV · · Score: 1

    It's really the only think I'd like to see made at this point. It would make LoTRs look like a walk in the park. Just keep Jackson and his revisionist hands(no Scouring of the Shire) off of it. Heck, I"m sure he'd Sauron out as a sympathetic character at this point.

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    1. Re:Create the 10 installment Silmarillion Saga? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't want to see it, since there's no way they can possibly get it right, meaning that any attempt at it will simply leave the fans with a sour taste in their mouths. Some things are just not meant for cinema, and The Silmarillion is a prime example.

    2. Re:Create the 10 installment Silmarillion Saga? by Impeesa · · Score: 1

      Lord of the Rings is three movies. The Hobbit should probably be one, but it's going to be two. The Silmarillion would be a decade-long documentary series on the BBC.

    3. Re:Create the 10 installment Silmarillion Saga? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      If Eru has any mercy on us, that won't happen. I don't see how you can meaningfully make Silmarillion into a working picture - it's a high fantasy / epic mythos fiction. It has plenty of things in it which are exceedingly unrealistic, and hinge on suspension of disbelief that is only possible in a textual work, where the reader's imagination is providing the image (and can conveniently suppress those parts of it where it simply won't work).

      I mean, just think of how the duel of Morgoth and Fingolfin could possibly be portrayed. If you can come up with anything that doesn't look like it's right out of some Conan movie, I'm all ears.

  31. Uh... by xiao_haozi · · Score: 1

    we all get to enjoy movies again? Wait... that didn't happen much before the SHB (super hero bubble) either.

  32. Star Wars re-remastered 3D edtition by VeryLargeNumber · · Score: 1

    ...what else? With a new Cantina scene including Lady Gaga appearing as an alien (or vice versa).

  33. Too important to leave this to market forces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think a federal agency is needed to provide backstop funding for Hollywood superhero productions. Socializing the losses of superhero productions will provide the signals needed for funding to flow away from the improper non-superhero productions and into the proper superhero productions. If we are lucky, 80% or more of Hollywood productions will end up being superhero movies. In fact, every person should be able to participate in the American dream of going to a superhero movie. All movies should be superhero movies and all restaurants should be taco bell.
     

    1. Re:Too important to leave this to market forces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the way we are headed, this would not surprise me.

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  34. What bubble? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given how few of the truly great comic stories have made it to the big screen it's hard to see how these have peaked. Most of the time they scarcely make it past origin stories and start telling another story.

    Why not just say all the great movies that are going to be made have already been made? Given the low percentage of super-hero movies relative to all the other movies that have been put out, it's more likely to be true.

  35. It ain't over until by MadChicken · · Score: 1

    ...they have a Squirrel Girl movie.

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    1. Re:It ain't over until by Toze · · Score: 1

      This.

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  36. How about another question? by N0Man74 · · Score: 2

    What happens after the 'Bubble' bubble?

    Is anyone else tired of hearing the term 'bubble' being used so ubiquitously and loosely now?

    1. Re:How about another question? by mypalmike · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is anyone else tired of hearing the term 'bubble' being used so ubiquitously and loosely now?

      Yes, it's quite annoying.

      Also... bubble.

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    2. Re:How about another question? by m50d · · Score: 1

      If you read Darths and Droids it becomes much more amusing.

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    3. Re:How about another question? by Kittenman · · Score: 1

      What happens after the 'Bubble' bubble?

      Tut. Toil and trouble, obviously.

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    4. Re:How about another question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I sincerely hope this bubble bubble ends soon.

      Preferably without too much toil and trouble.

    5. Re:How about another question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bubble bubble has burst

  37. Board Games by choko · · Score: 1

    I think the next wave of movies is based on board games. I know there is a Candyland and a Battleship in the works.

    1. Re:Board Games by Spiflicator · · Score: 1

      Scene It: The Movie

  38. That's easy: more crossovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First there was Predators versus Aliens, then Batman versus Magneto, Star Trek versus the Empire, Borg versus Spiderman, and finally, My Little Ponies versus Zombies.

    1. Re:That's easy: more crossovers by JustOK · · Score: 1

      those poor zombies.

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  39. My wish: gritty historical spectacles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hopefully set in Rome or medieval europe. Less cgi and slo-mo, though. I want backstabbing, bone-cracking and wenching on the big screen.

  40. More remakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems like they are transitioning from the '70s and '80s remakes to '90s remakes with the upcoming "Total Recall."

  41. We will be on the Videogame franchise bubble... by happyhangone · · Score: 1

    Where is the Halo movie? Gears of War? Uncharted? Zelda? Be sure that the Videogame theme based movies are going to be the next big thing. They have the potential to be more popular than any comic on earth... How many people really buy comics and read them right now? On the contrary, just look how millions of human beings waste hours of their lives in front of their consoles not just reading about an imaginary world, but playing in them... I assure you, when a movie studio gets out a Marvel Studio-like success out of a movie franchise... It will be bye bye to the comic theme based movie...

    1. Re:We will be on the Videogame franchise bubble... by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Where is the Halo movie?

      Didn't it turn into District 9? That's what I've always heard, and I've always thought a Halo movie would have been much better than District 9.

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    2. Re:We will be on the Videogame franchise bubble... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asteroids and Space Invaders, I kid you not.

    3. Re:We will be on the Videogame franchise bubble... by BinarySolo · · Score: 1

      To add to your list, Assassin's Creed and God of War would make great movie franchises. Also, there's that Warcraft movie with Sam Raimi that keeps getting talked about but never seems to actually go anywhere...

    4. Re:We will be on the Videogame franchise bubble... by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Well, I just watched Prince of Persia last weekend. I'm pretty sure a Zelda movie would be 900% worse than that.

  42. This will never end by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2

    Look, this has been going on since the early 1990s with the Michael Keaton Batman movie. Its been 20 solid years. I'm not sure why its suddenly going to end.

    Turns out audiences like simple-minded melodramas with clear-cut good guys and villains. They love fight scenes and over-the-top special effects. Comics fits perfectly with what most moviegoers want. Christ, Michael Bay can do this with something as worthless as a cartoon to sell toys. I think more well rounded characters are a shoo-in.

    Of course there are lots of stinkers. Most notably Ang Lee's Hulk (sounds like simpsons parody) and the weird stalkerish Superman Returns. Hollywood's economics are setup in a way for them to easily absorb bad movies as long as they have a handful of hits every year.

    1. Re:This will never end by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Of course there are lots of stinkers. Most notably Ang Lee's Hulk

      With the exception of the Absorbing Man being Banner's father, I thoroughly enjoyed Ang Lee's Hulk. The only Hulk movies prior to that were made for TV and starred Lou Ferrigno as the Hulk, and Ang Lee's Hulk much more closely resembled the comic book story line.

    2. Re:This will never end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb." -Batman

      So true old chum, so true.

    3. Re:This will never end by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      The 90s? The Chris Reeves Superman movies were in the 80s. That makes it 30, and if Hollywood can bring some of the minor comics to the screen, they could probably do another 30.

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    4. Re:This will never end by Moby+Cock · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A friend and I were discussing the cyclic nature of comics the other day and how it relates to movies today. I was a big comics fan in the 80s and 90s 9less so today). Comics then were generally pretty formulaic until Watchmen and the Dark Knight Returns cast aside the status quo. The publisher's seemed to think that 'gritty' was what people wanted and the anti-hero was on the rise. Wolverine became huge as well as grim takes on Green Arrow and Daredevil among others. The grom stories were everywhere. The other big thing in comics then was the grand crossover event, starting with Secret Wars.

      Now, in movies, the success of the Dark Knight has forced reboots that are grittier and brooding -- like the new Spiderman and Man of Steel. The movie crossover is coming as The Avengers.

      I'm a little concerned about the moves in the film. Batman is compelling as a dark, moody prick. Spiderman is not. Some characters are just not suitable. The crossovers can be great, like Secret Wars, or awful, like any of the DC Crises (except Identity Crisis, that was ok).

      I fear that the rush for grittiness will wind up with some really bad movies and this will sour the studios on more super hero movies. They seem to think that if a movie does bad its because the genre is stale when often the movie was a huge misstep. If gritty Spiderman and Man of Steel don't work and the Avengers is a mess (which is a very likely scenario) then comic book movies are is for a rough ride.

    5. Re:This will never end by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      Yeah but there's a pretty broken line from those movies to the comic movie fad on the 1990s. Since the Keaton Batman, there's been at least one major comic-based movie in theaters a year. In the 2000's its multiple comic movies per year.

      That wasn't true in the 80s: Superman, Howard the Duck, Swamp Thing, and some low budget crap that barely or didn't make it to the theaters like the Punisher.

    6. Re:This will never end by PRMan · · Score: 1
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    7. Re:This will never end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. This has been going on since the late 70s with the Superman, Spiderman and Hulk movies and TV shows.

    8. Re:This will never end by Geminii · · Score: 1

      "grom" is actually the perfect word for the dark-gritty-oh-so-serious genre.

  43. Westerns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Westerns will be the next build thing. Bonanza movie.

  44. Groo by JustOK · · Score: 1

    and Groo Too.

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    1. Re:Groo by fortfive · · Score: 1

      If only . . .

    2. Re:Groo by JustOK · · Score: 1

      Or the final installment: Mulch Ado About Nothing

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    3. Re:Groo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That Groo script has been wandering around Hollywood for years.

      After rewrites, Evanier had his name taken off. It's now written by some Smithee dude.

    4. Re:Groo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this would be fabulous!

    5. Re:Groo by JustOK · · Score: 1

      I heard there were scheduling problems. They want Groo to replace Regis Philbin.

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  45. Anime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Already one of the largest trends on Netflix, lower budget but creative and interesting.

    1. Re:Anime by xhrit · · Score: 1

      ...and ends with a live action Urotsukidoji starring Jessica Alba as Akemi Ito.

  46. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They can always redo the classics like Deep Throat

  47. New writers, scripts, characters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New ideas, fresh blood? Grown up plots?

  48. Sadly... by Denogh · · Score: 1

    This happens. I think board/video games will be the next wave of things they appropriate because they weren't able to come up with any original ideas.

    Not that they haven't started already (Doom, Silent Hill, Resident Evil, etc.), but I think we're going to see a lot more. Expect "Connect Four: The Movie" to premier in summer 2012. I'm sure Michael Bay will be happy to direct it.

  49. Cops and dogs by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

    I'm hoping for more wacky comedies about law enforcement officers and their pets.

  50. "Best"? by d'fim · · Score: 1

    . . . after we've seen all there is to see of the best comic-book blockbusters ever made . . .

    What is this "best" of which you speak?

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  51. Plenty of good books... by dpilot · · Score: 1

    Some of them are even begging for a movie adaptation. At least something on "Good Omens" is finally moving forward, even if it's Terry Jones on TV instead of Terry Gilliam on the big screen.

    *** Mild Spoiler Ahead ***

    The latest pet idea I had, after seeing Harry Potter get a successful 8-movie run, was Alistair Reynold's "Pushing Ice". The novel could be well done in 3 separate movies. (names are not titles, just plot segments)
    Part 1 - In the solar system
    Part 2 - In transit
    Part 3 - At the Nexus
    Finally, since the book doesn't end conclusively, they could always give it the "Spaceballs 2" treatment - "The Search For More Money" and do at least Part 4.

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    1. Re:Plenty of good books... by isorox · · Score: 1

      The latest pet idea I had, after seeing Harry Potter get a successful 8-movie run, was Alistair Reynold's "Pushing Ice".

      One minor problem. Noone's heard of Alistair Reynold or "Pushing Ice".

    2. Re:Plenty of good books... by dpilot · · Score: 1

      No on had heard of "The Matrix" as a plot line, either. Previews, reviews, and regular forms of publicity did their job. "Pushing Ice" has many of the elements necessary for a good movie, if well adapted. We've all heard of, and very likely played, "Battleship." Does that make it a good movie?

      As a counter-example, though "Snow Crash" was a great novel, It couldn't possibly fit well into one movie, and it doesn't naturally break into parts. Too often the problem with making movies out of books is trying to crush a novel into 2 hours.

      But thanks for the correction. His name is Alistair Reynolds, so I had the apostrophe in the wrong place for the possessive form.

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  52. Clue by billlava · · Score: 1

    Clue was actually pretty good. It was very loosely based on the game, and turned out to be very funny. Battleship, however. Let's just say I won't be standing in line for that one.

  53. They are ALL the same by Osgeld · · Score: 1

    Especially the marvel movies outside of maybe spiderman, super dark super big, and so fucking dull you want to gouge your eyes out on the exact same story arch every time

    now what is wrong with your movie (lets say xmen) when you have all this OVER THE TOP action and effects and the best the audience can to is collectively sigh out "who gives a fuck"

  54. Please just don't let it be anime or manga! by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

    Dragon Ball Evolution, fucking Dragon Ball Evolution.

    Just don't dare.

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    1. Re:Please just don't let it be anime or manga! by Denogh · · Score: 1

      I'm just glad the live action, American "Evangelion" film never got off the ground.

    2. Re:Please just don't let it be anime or manga! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there are some very good storylines to be found in the Anime / Manga genre. I think that "Hollywood" simply hasn't discovered all of this yet (shows you how much they know what's happening in the real world).

      I am very glad that even though Spielberg bought all the rights to "Ghost in the Shell" we haven't seen a movie coming out yet (not that I would go to see it anyway).

  55. Same as ever by milimetric · · Score: 1

    1. Horrible movies come out.
    2. Some artsy movies gain traction.
    3. People who hate artsy movies go crazy and crave superhero movies again.
    4. Re-make of superhero movies in 6D sweeps the nation for the next 12 years.

  56. They'll go one level down and continue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple; there's much more to milk dry and they'll probably continue until that moment when the cashflow starts to show that it isn't worth it.

    Example; We had some transformers movies (which I thankfully never watched); now its time to go after the Go Bots. We had movies like He-Man and Scooby Doo and such, now its time to focus on stuff like M.A.S.K. (might even make EXTRA cash by re-starting the action figure franchise) and perhaps Penelope Pitsstop (a damsel in distress is always good for some extra cash; esp. if you show some skin too).

    And well; who says that it should be a one-way street (as in; making movies out of comics and animations) ? I bet that someday we'll get to see some Harry Potter animations appear to milk that topic out even more as well.

    The rap^D^D^Dfilming never ends!

  57. Take a page from fighting games by stubob · · Score: 2

    Who wouldn't watch "Superman Vs. Batman" or "Wolverine Vs. Spider-Man"?
    Now you have n! new movie "plots" to choose from.

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  58. Plenty of untouched territory. by indecks · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of comic books out there that could be done. Invincible Nemesis (an anti-batman) A Justice League movie (maybe starting with this new Superman) would be cool, but I'm sure hollywood would just re-invent Batman for it, even though it's completely unnecessary.

  59. Never fear! by Orleron · · Score: 2

    REBOOT Man is here!!

    1. Re:Never fear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They never made a movie about UNIX. You do not need to reboot that!

  60. All we have are Origin Stories by paulsnx2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is getting ridiculous. I have read comic books for 45 years, and hardly ever read an "origin" story. They are there, but THEN THEY MOVE ON!

    The movies can't seem to get past origin stories, and their direct aftermath.

    Why not do a Starwars? Just leap into the story, and let the audience figure it out? Maybe do a flash back here and there, and move on with the plot?

    We have the technology to tell the stories now. But we can't get to the meat of what it means to be Spiderman when every time we have to switch out an actor, we are forced to see the one plot we (comic fans) really know well, over and over again. We know these heros had an origin. We know they have to come to terms with their power. We know they have to find balance between being a hero and being a person. There are so many possible stories to tell! Tell one of them already!

    I would point out that if comic movies suffer the flaw of origin focus, fantasy suffers the flaw of world wide destruction. Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, the Matrix (really, this is just a tech fantasy), The Mummy, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Star Wars (really, another tech fantasy), etc. are all driven by the idea that unless the unlikely hero beats some terrible foe, the world will end.

    There are many films that escape the terrible gravity wells of these plot paths, so maybe I troll when I say "All we have are...", but I just wish sometimes there were more standout exceptions to the rule....

    1. Re:All we have are Origin Stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > are all driven by the idea that unless the unlikely hero beats some terrible foe, the world will end.

      Superman 1978 is a good example of this *not* happening. Lex Luthor's plot was to bomb part of California into the ocean, making his cheap inland property into expensive beachfront property. It wasn't the world at stake, it was half of California. But it was also Lois Lane, who died when Superman fulfilled his promise to Miss Teschmacher to stop the east-coast-bound missile first.

      Right there you have a better plot dilemma than *any* of the recent superhero movies.

    2. Re:All we have are Origin Stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree.

      Almost every superhero movie is the same story, with a few slight modifications, and a different guy as the lead.

      I don't know why people waste their money to watch the same crap over and over.

    3. Re:All we have are Origin Stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like Watchmen? Just leap in and tell the backstory as it moves along with the plot? Nah, that sounds kooky!

    4. Re:All we have are Origin Stories by _Quinn · · Score: 2

      Quite frankly, it's because the origin stories are always the best ones. From one perspective, it's because they include all the stages of the monomyth. From another, because it's far easier to identify, as a normal Joe, with Peter Parker than with Spider-Man. Origin stories are also explicitly about character development. In contrast, the usual superhero plot is episodic, because the next writer has to be able to take over -- and any change away from the status quo implies the possibility that the series might end. (Equally cynically, if I'm doing a movie without character development, why pay the licensing fees for a character?) The drama (in the technical sense) of character development helps the origin story appeal to a wider audience.

      Considering movie-making from the business point of view should answer your other question. If what makes your movie pitch attractive is a particular twist on, say, the concept of the responsible use of power, why not tell a real-world story which will attract a wider audience (and be cheaper to boot)? Spider-Man wants anonymity to avoid exposing Mary Jane to danger, but when J. Jonah Jameson publishes proof that Spider-Man killed a bunch of thugs by knocking them out on a beach below the high-tide line, what does he do when people rightfully demand some accountability? (Maybe the cops ignored it when he called them in. Maybe the tide was unusually high that night because SHIELD was experimenting with a new weapon. Maybe he just screwed up by the numbers. Maybe he was too busy disarming a terrorist nuke to get them. Who knows?) US Navy SEAL #17 wants anonymity to avoid exposing his wife to danger, too, but the New York Times publishes proof that he killed two dozen Americans that one night in Afghanistan, what does he do? (Maybe the embassy ignored him when he told them to come fetch their employees. Maybe they were hostages, killed by a freak mudslide while he was scouting the exfiltration route. (Maybe the mudslide was caused by SHIELD testing a new weapon. ;)) Maybe he just screwed up by the numbers. Maybe he was too busy disarming a terrorist nuke to get them. Who knows?) You may gain some sharper moral contrasts by using a super-hero (Spider-Man has never killed anyone, but that the SEAL's job), but that's about it.

      Likewise, the Bond movies provide a thin veneer of plausibility over the general trope of 'unlikely hero saves the world' -- but he's a trained super-spy! He's not unlikely! Everybody knows how good the British intelligence services are! Magic or the equivalent super-high tech just concentrate power in a visually-pleasing and obvious way, and let you "play for high stakes" with a very small and simple cast of characters. It's less a flaw of the genre and more a question of why Hollywood would ever bother to film anything in expensive genres that don't require that expense. (Aside from spectacle, the answer is usually aversion to political risk; consider Avatar.)

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    5. Re:All we have are Origin Stories by PRMan · · Score: 2

      I was telling my brother that I wasn't excited about the new Spider-Man. The actors look like they suck. My brother said that you can't keep having the same actor forever, look at James Bond. I said, "Yeah, but James Bond doesn't tell the same origin story over and over again. We get it! He got bit by a spider! Tell another story.

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    6. Re:All we have are Origin Stories by lennier · · Score: 1

      The movies can't seem to get past origin stories, and their direct aftermath.

      Why not do a Starwars?

      Um, the original Star Wars was Luke's origin story. The studios have learned their lesson well.

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  61. Did you really just...? by Sir+Realist · · Score: 1

    after we've seen all there is to see of the best comic-book blockbusters ever made?

    Did you really just refer to the likes of Thor, Green Lantern, and Green Hornet as "the best" of anything? Wow. That is a seriously low bar.

  62. Upcoming ones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spiderman reboot actually looks pretty darn good.

    I was hoping for wonder woman. If you see what a magnificent job they did with Captain America doing 40s Dieselpunk, theres no reason
    Wonder Woman wouldn't work. Of course with the exception of Batman, and Daredevil(I liked it) most of the recent DC comic movies have kinda sucked.

    Then again Id rather see a live-action version of "Air master" than most of the crap that comes out of hollywood.

  63. superman remade for over 60 years by peter303 · · Score: 1

    At least three TV shows, cartoons, dozen movies ...

    1. Re:superman remade for over 60 years by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Fleischer, Superman (50s), Superman/Aquaman/Batman, Superfriends, Superboy, Lois and Clark, DCAU, Smallville, Legion of Super Heroes. Yeah, he's been on TV a few times.

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  64. Re:Oh noes! - Missing option Man vs ZOMBIES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Missing option Man vs ZOMBIES!

    Come on, how can anyone forget that?!

    Oh and there's still one unexplored option: Plants vs Zombies!
    http://www.popcap.com/games/plants-vs-zombies/pc

  65. Breakfast Cereals by mypalmike · · Score: 1

    The next movie bubble will be based on breakfast cereal brands. There is precedent, of course: Super Mario Brothers the Movie was based on the tasty breakfast cereal of the same name. I hear they've just started filming Frosted Lucky Charms.

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    1. Re:Breakfast Cereals by unil_1005 · · Score: 1

      "Super Mario Brothers the Movie" -- great with milk and strawberries.

    2. Re:Breakfast Cereals by Denogh · · Score: 1

      I'm hoping that fad will collide with the vampire fad to yield a "Count Chocula" flick.

    3. Re:Breakfast Cereals by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      I hear they've just started filming Frosted Lucky Charms.

      What a magically delicious concept!

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    4. Re:Breakfast Cereals by lennier · · Score: 1

      Hostess Cupcakes: The Movie

      It'll be bigger than Avengers. You know I'm right.

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  66. From the article by Rennt · · Score: 1

    ...masturbatory spectacle of Sucker Punch

    Alright, so he's just not a fan of the genre.

    Christ, do you remember how bad Watchmen was?

    Hang on, WTF?

    Even if we never move beyond the superhero movie — or even if we do — there will always be plenty else worth watching.

    What is that even? A better submission summery might have read "Guy who hates movies about costumed heroes and is a bit hung up about it reminds self that movies without costumed heroes will continue to be watchable."

    1. Re:From the article by seanvaandering · · Score: 1

      What is that even? A better submission summery might have read "Guy who hates movies about costumed heroes and is a bit hung up about it reminds self that movies without costumed heroes will continue to be watchable."

      Because he's secretly stroking it to the girls in costumes the whole time and wishes he had a girlfriend who would dress up JUST THE ONE time!

  67. Well then... by kikito · · Score: 1

    There's the Director's Cut Edition.

    And then the Remasterized Hi-def with Aragorn singing Edition.

    And then the Collector's pack.

    And it continues and continues.

  68. Don't Give them Ideas, but... by auzer · · Score: 1

    Reboot Harry Potter. I mean, 7 billion dollars or whatnot can't be wrong, right? (Bleh) Also, I think a lot of the Oz stuff is in the public domain now.

  69. REBOOTs - isn't a spiderman reboot coming? by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the super hi-def after they make all of us buy new TVs over again in 10-20 years (because they dropped the ball on digital tv... the FCC that is, industry loves being short sighted.)

    They don't even need to wait 20 years to reboot them. If they can make enough money from running them all into the ground LONG ENOUGH they can simply reboot the whole process over again.

    CG is making it all into realistic styled cartoons and getting cheaper (I still can spot the CG ) -- to the point where now it costs too much to put in the real actors so we have whole scenes that are 100% CG. If they can remove the expensive live action and get past the actor name brands then they can crank out profitable films for LESS .... meaning that everybody will have to be extremely sick of it before they stop.

    Fantasy, horror and musicals do better during bad times. expect more.

  70. Hancock by unil_1005 · · Score: 1

    Will Smith Be In It?

  71. Space Opera by bhunachchicken · · Score: 1

    After the Super Hero thing is done, I think we'll see space operas coming back into fashion; albeit for a short time.

    We've done fantasy, urban fantasy, super heroes... maybe horror movies will be big again. But given that there are plans for THE FOREVER WAR and OLD MAN'S WAR to make it to the screens, people might want to see some traditional sci-fi coming out of Hollywood again. I know I would.

    Hell, I'd love to see one of Iain M Bank's books make it to the big screen, although things like CONSIDER PHLEBAS and USE OF WEAPONS might be a little tough on audiences' tastes.

    Don't count on Alastair Reynolds, either - way too heavy. Peter F Hamilton's stuff would probably require about 3 movies just for one book, too.

    1. Re:Space Opera by Moby+Cock · · Score: 1

      Maybe we'll finally get the long promised Ender's Game. Here's hoping...

    2. Re:Space Opera by geekoid · · Score: 0

      yeah, a story with a weak ending, and pointless events.

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    3. Re:Space Opera by lennier · · Score: 1

      Maybe we'll finally get the long promised Ender's Game. Here's hoping...

      Nah, Ender's Game would work much better as a MMORPG where you play a soldier teleoperating remote drones shooting up wedding parties in Afghanistan.

      When you hit the level cap, you get a fax from the CIA and a gun with one bullet in the chamber.

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  72. In idea... by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    We need the sequel to Splice.

    Yes, we do.

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    1. Re:In idea... by Megane · · Score: 1

      No no no no no... you're not thinking big enough. In order to ensure getting the /. nerd crowd on board we need...

      ksplice... The Motion Picture

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  73. Working down the backlog by Animats · · Score: 1

    In the last 15 years or so, CGI became good enough to do just about anything the writers can imagine. There was a backlog of stuff to do - not just SF and comics,but historical epics, like Rome in "Gladiator". At last, the viewer could walk through a large alien city or a an alien planet. Scale was no longer a problem. Nonhuman characters could interact with human ones. (This gave us Jar Jar Binks, but we'll pass over that.) Magic worked just fine.

    All those things have now been done, and well. "Avatar" nailed "alien planet". "Harry Potter" nailed "magic". "Titanic" nailed "big disaster". "Lord of the Rings" nailed "fantasy epic war". "Batman" nailed "comic book hero". The backlog has been worked down. Audiances can no longer be impressed by doing any of those things.

    It wasn't cheap. Movies once boasted "a cast of thousands". Now, major films do have a cast of thousands - of artists and animators. "Captain America"'s credits have about 850 people on the effects side alone. Anything can be put on screen, but it costs about $100 million.

    That's the problem. The technology didn't make movies cheaper to make. Even if the whole thing is done in front of a green screen, it doesn't save much money. ("Sky Captain" was supposed to cost $20 million, but ended up costing $80 million.) We're not seeing good $20 million movies with high production values. Those economics lock Hollywood into what are considered sure wins.

    Automation helps, but tweaking it adds the cost back in. SpeedTree, the program that automatically generates realistic trees, each different, in quantity for video games, has a version for films. Cameron used it on one of his films, and demanded manual tweaks, wanting branches moved so as to obscure or not obscure the action. (This sort of thing, by the way, is why dealing with Hollywood is a pain. Either they're in development and have trouble coming up with a valid credit card number, or they're in production and want a new feature yesterday.)

    1. Re:Working down the backlog by geekoid · · Score: 1

      And those credits are ridiculousness incarnate. Did you read them? Electrician? Data wrangler? payroll accountant? IT Coordinator?

      Who gives a fuck? there not even a face nor are the credits needs to advance their 'art' work.

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    2. Re:Working down the backlog by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      And those credits are ridiculousness incarnate.

      Think of all the energy it costs to run 12 minutes of credits on thousands of screens around the world. This is just one more example of how Hollywood secretly hates the planet (locking up streaming rights being the most glaring example).

      I like the 30's-60's movies with 1 minute of credits before the show began, and then a fine The End when it was over.

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    3. Re:Working down the backlog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mention in the credits is contractually required for a lot of people. If they aren't in the credits, they can't use a film to get their next job...

    4. Re:Working down the backlog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Who gives a fuck? there not even a face nor are the credits needs to advance their 'art' work."

      Oh, so people only deserve credit if they produce art? The majority of people who work behind the scenes on films do more work than the 'faces' in the film. If they weren't there, shit wouldn't be made. How do you expect to run all the electronics associated with film-making without an electrician?

      And, other guy, credits were that short because films were largely small time in the 30s-60s. Crews were smaller. Thinking about it, have you actually paid attention for how long each panel of the credits is up in, say, a Joan Crawford movie? It doesn't take 10 seconds to read three names.

    5. Re:Working down the backlog by PatTheGreat · · Score: 1

      Those people have relatives too, ya know.

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    6. Re:Working down the backlog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you didn't go see Avatar?

    7. Re:Working down the backlog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And those credits are ridiculousness incarnate. Did you read them? Electrician? Data wrangler? payroll accountant? IT Coordinator?

      Who gives a fuck? there not even a face nor are the credits needs to advance their 'art' work.

      Look you idiot...

      The fact that you have no clue what these jobs are gives you no right to discount the people that do them and the dedication and commitment they bring to a film. Do you know any Data Wranglers? I do...I employ 3 of them and they work harder and longer hours than most people. Do you know how difficult it is to be an IT Coordinator in a visual effects shop running 15 different pieces of software over 3 different operating systems for over 200 different workstations that are operated by over 300 different people. I think not.

      Just about everyone in the credits sacrificed quite a bit for the production...especially on the visual effects side. Unless you've worked a multimillion dollar production for a year or more you should probably keep your comments to yourself.

    8. Re:Working down the backlog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without the electricians, there wouldn't be much of a movie because there would be no lights.

      Programmers? System administrators? Who gives a fuck about them? They're just geeks working in a back room somewhere.

      Oh, or does your derision only apply to the film industry?

    9. Re:Working down the backlog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see why you guys are bitching about the people in the credits, no matter how small their job description is to you. Why the hate? Those people all contributed. Data Wrangler is an ESSENTIAL job - without those dudes, there is no CGI. Payroll Accountant is crucial - nobody likes working for free, and I wouldn't trust an "artist" at organising money. Electrician - are you kidding? You can't see how an Electrician is a crucial person to have on set? And hell, I.T. coordinator - what, you think those guys don't have an important part to play in keeping the VFX side of things flowing?

      No matter how insignificant you consider these people's jobs to be, nor how much you don't feel they deserve a place in the credits, fact is, when you're in this industry, the credit IS important to you. Partly cause the money is crap and the hours are long, and seeing your name up there somehow makes it all better.
      Partly cause your name in the credits IS your professional reference - it's very important in securing future work. (You guys in other industries rely on references, but a lot of the job descriptions you're moaning about rely on experience, proven by credits.) Also, depending on what you are, your credit is often all tied up in union agreements as well.

      Some of these guys you're talking about pulled 16hr+ days for several months so you can enjoy your popcorn in the dark for that 2 hours. Giving them a few seconds of recognition at the end of the film doesn't hurt anybody. Except, if you DON'T see your name in the credits and you worked that hard, THAT stinks.

      If you're finding the credits long and boring, there's nothing keeping you in your seat or switching the vid off...

    10. Re:Working down the backlog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bravo. I have directed 2 cgi-intensive movies and I am very grateful to the extraordinary skill and the hard work of these people about whom the commentator doesn't know a thing. This is really just a version of disrespecting the working guy and fawning to the star. Sit your ass down for a few minutes more and have respect for all of the people who did work on something.

    11. Re:Working down the backlog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What filmmakers do with effects was much, much more interesting back when it would take hours, or days, to complete shots that would appear on screen for just seconds. When effects were unprecedented and astronomically-expensive, directors really had to justify each extremely costly shot as it supported, pertained, or propelled the story.

      Now that effects are far more commonplace and far less costly, directors wield the digital paintbrush like little children. They focus on the fluff - the eye candy - rather than the substance-the plot, story, characters. You only have to look as far as Lucas' own recent abominations to see how badly that has affected the film business. Sure, CGI enables the Bruckheimers or Bays of the film-making world to make visually stunning stuff, but aside from the jaw-dropping visuals, their creations are brainless, uninspiring, unintelligible, steaming bags of poo.

  74. Marvel /DCNetwork by naoursla · · Score: 1

    Eventually, effects costs will be low enough that these can be produced as television series. Then Marvel and DC will create their own television networks with shows that parallel their comic books.

    Summer crossover events are going to take up a lot more time.

    1. Re:Marvel /DCNetwork by xhrit · · Score: 1

      I rather liked the low budget "Blade" series... I always thought that a Nightstalkers series would fit in on sci fi, what with all the paranormal / ghost / vamp shows that channel loves to play. Witchblade was pretty good too, dispite having some of the worst sfx in tv history.

  75. The Reason for Some Reboots by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

    Could someone please confirm the following?

    If Sony doesn't make another Spider-Man picture within a given time frame, the rights will revert to Marvel/Disney.

    If Warner Brothers doesn't make another Superman film soon, they have to ask for permission from the heirs of one of the co-creators.

    I assume this is the reason Fox rebooted the X-Men series so soon. They didn't want rights to go back to Marvel/Disney. In a few years, they'll probably be making weird impressionistic art films involving the X-Men that is shown on 1 screen in L.A. to maintain rights to the movies.

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  76. Four words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doom Patrol movie yes!

  77. We Pretend It Never Happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It Never Happened

  78. Hollywood never "makes money" anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares? Hollywood's creative accounting practices ensure that virtually no movie ever "makes money" anyway so technically ALL movies are flops in every sense of the word.

    Even if they sell a billion dollars worth of tickets and even if they win a boatload of Oscars. All it takes is some creative bean counters to juggle the numbers and suddenly the money vanishes.

    When THAT sort of chronic underacheivement, when "losing money" is your ultimate goal that you and everyone else actually works toward every single day, is it any wonder that the creative side of making movies is also bankrupt?

    This is an industry that WANTS to fail. It has no idea how to succeed or what to do if it accidentally made a movie that "made" money. And many of these same companies are also the ones who make TV shows and own the TV networks and reach deeply into our lives and culture.

    They say Hollywood's morals are bankrupt but the way they aim to fail is actually more dangerous.

  79. Reality Movies by Spiflicator · · Score: 1

    So-called reality programming has taken over television, presumably due to the low cost of production, and the low standards required by viewers.
    It seems like the studios will come up with a way of pumping out low production value reality content with a rapid release schedule.
    Lower cost of production, more releases, more profit.

  80. Honestly, is this a genuine concern for people? by gosand · · Score: 1

    Fucking hell, it seems like we have actual things to be concerned with. Perhaps we should be discussing what will happen when people get tired of broadcasting their random thoughts minute by minute to the world? But I guess that's pretty much how this "news" could be categorized.

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  81. What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IRON SKY
        http://www.ironsky.net/

  82. There's plenty of original material left by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    But, Hollywood is in a very risk-averse mood right now. The reason every comic book movie looks like the one from last year is Hollywood is afraid to stray from the formula. Audiences might want to think they're sophisticated, but Michael Bay is cynical enough deliver us the shit sandwiches we keep asking for.

    Personally, I'd love to see more obscure, interesting comics get a shot, like Alien Legion for instance. Also, I'd love to see some of the RPGs I played as a kid on the big screen, like Skyrealms of Jorune (not much more original and interesting than that) or Rifts.

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  83. it's simple polytheism by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    this is what polytheism always has been like in human society since day 1. polytheism and hero worship has always been part of human culture

    the rise of monotheism, aka spiritual fascism (there is only one god and you must destroy all others!), has not stopped this sort of mythmaking, and never will

    there is no bubble. it's the status quo for human culture

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    1. Re:it's simple polytheism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could do a movie about polytheistic zombies. That would be great.

    2. Re:it's simple polytheism by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      do you have a life?

      (rhetorical question, i know the answer)

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  84. Bible movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bible movies

    They'll be only vaguely based on the source material, bloody as hell, sequel friendly, and the titles (to be) have great emotional impact and brand recognition.

  85. Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With 20+ years of content in some comic books Hollywood can't come up with more than a few good movies? Sad.

  86. Life goes on... by eNygma-x · · Score: 1

    There will be a reboot...of this or that idea... then a writer will get a job to write about what will happen after the next trend ends... rinse and repeat...

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  87. "Blockbusters"? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    > "What happens after The Avengers, or Christopher Nolan's third and final Batman movie — after we've seen all there is to see of the best comic-book blockbusters ever made?""

    Must superhero films be "blockbusters"? Must they all be multi-hundred million dollar tentpoles? Will every writing team from now on be so micro-managed by a terrified studio that we never get anything anymore except multimillion dollar tepid crapfests like Green Lantern and the last Superman abortion?

    Because that's the real issue. "The time of superhero movies is over" is an argument by studio apologists to excuse the box office failure of ultra-expensive, timidly made films. There are plenty of other properties, perhaps not as well known, over the complete gambit from children's stories (shazam, metal men) to R-rated adult (sandman, miracleman) and everything in between. The studios have planted only the half acre closest to the farmhouse (and in some cases forgot to water it) when there are huge fields still lying fallow. The issue is not that there are no more easily recognizable properties. The issue is a reluctance to take chances and maybe give us something we haven't seen before. It seems like the more a property is recognized as a "blockbuster" (coughsupermancough) the more likely it is that the only film anyone will have the guts to make will be a rehash of an earlier film.

    There is room in the genre for innovation. "The Dark Knight" was, in many ways, a huge departure from the usual superhero film, and last I heard it did pretty good at the box office.

    I mean, it's like saying "Science fiction... ok, there's Star Wars and Star Trek... what else?" Well, like, I dunno, EVERYTHING???

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    1. Re:"Blockbusters"? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Super hero films are very expensive to make, so in some respects, yes, they neede to be block buster. I am talking about the big 4 color super hero movies.

      There are lower key superhero movies. Unbreakable, The second Riddick, and so on.
      There a genre, and good stories will always be a hit.

      Superhero stories are the epic stories that have been around for 1000s of years.

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  88. Change the movie experience! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the past decade or so, whenever I went to the movies, I would always consider what would make the movie experience more interesting, entertaining, and enjoyable. What I've come up with is the following. I dub it, SENSORY IMMERSION.

    Physical Immersion: Though I'm not sure of the proper way to implement it, synchronizing and shifting seat position and movement with the film needs to be done. Pneumatics and hydraulics would probably come into play here.

    Visual Immersion: There may be presently be technical limitations to this one, and it's probably not the best idea for every film, but having video display to 180degrees of ones spherical periphery would add quite a bit to the visual experience. Yes, I'm talking both sidewalls, ceiling, and the floor beneath the seats being added to the mix here.

    Olfactory introduction: Recently, I'd wondered what would happen if they started pumping faint smells of butter and popcorn into the theater. Would sales go up? Highly likely. Now extend that to the movie. The actors are walking through a forest. Pipe in some fragrance of pine or cedar or what have you.

    Yes, I've watched Star Trek my entire life, and all of this obviously screams of holodeck, but we don't have that tech yet, do we. What we do have however, is the current ability to add the above scenarios to the movie experience. Perhaps I'm asking too much. Someone has to, right? It's not like Hollywood is pushing the experience forward. I certainly don't see 3D as riveting or groundbreaking for the movie experience, and I know loads of others who don't see it that way either. Then there's some who won't go to 3D at all. That would be a step backwards, wouldn't it?

    All in all, there are things Hollywood could do to the movie experience that would draw me out more than I presently do. Are they doing them? No. It's been said there's been a lack of creativity in Hollywood in recent years. That's fairly obvious. What's obvious to me, is that we've moved passed the simple Audio-Visual aspect that modern cinema was, and currently is. Or, perhaps it's just me expecting more from an almost centuries old industry that has constantly strived to push entertainment envelope forward. Well, until recently that is....

    ENTERTAINMENT EXPERIENCE.

  89. Its perpetual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is stupid to think that this bubble will burst and the super-hero movie genre will end. Its has and always will be perpetual. Once this round of movies and franchise have exhausted their audience, a few years will go by and then someone will "remake" them, so a whole new generation of "origin" movies will appear for Spider Man, Super Man, X-Men, etc, etc, etc.

    In every generation there will be some director or producer that grew up with comic books and will think they can do better (or WILL do better) then the previous generation's attempt to bring the heroes to the big screen.

    But I think it is clear that people do not want to watch "the continuing adventures of ....", having 10 sequels to Batman or Spider Man will never happen. Origin movies are really the only interesting or exciting moments in a super-hero story, that or when they are killed off.

    Actually, Hollywood has not tapped into any hero kill off movies, but that is because they do not want to kill off a franchise opportunity.

    Hollywood is one of the best examples of recycling on the planet, the same original ideas for movies have been recycled over and over again, just put another hunk or vixen in tights and start a whole new round of the same garbage that has already been watched.

  90. Or redevelop bit character heroes by Quila · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for the Captain Chaos movie.

    1. Re:Or redevelop bit character heroes by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      This summer, a new hero is going to blow your goddamn doors off...

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
  91. Still plenty of superheroes to go through by Cito · · Score: 1

    There can fork the Xmen over and do the Phoenix Saga

    There is always expanding Nick Fury and the S.H.I.E.L.D.

    We had Xmen, Fantastic 4, Avengers, but there is still Excalibur / X-Factor

    or could start up Quasar, the dude who got the wrist gauntlet things that gave him power.

    Or get on with the good xmen storyline with the sentinels

    the problem is Hollywood is in love with remakes and origin stories, not only are they remaking spiderman, they are redoing his origin story, which is why the movie will fail. People are sick and tired of origin stories, lets get a damn continuation for once. There is no need in doing origins stories over and over.

  92. Good Riddance! by TheTyrannyOfForcedRe · · Score: 1

    Good Riddance! Comics are for kids and community college geek crowd. I've never met an intelligent, adult geek who's into the stuff. How did it become such a geek stereotype?

    --
    "Liechtenstein is the world's largest producer of sausage casings, potassium storage units, and false teeth."
    1. Re:Good Riddance! by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Hi, nice to meet you...

      --
      Peter predicted that you would "deliberately forget" creation 2000 years ago...
  93. One more go by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

    They'll be remaking them in 3d shortly as the same story, different movie.

    Who's watching these movies? The kids, or... the nostalgic parents?

  94. Anime is next. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "next thing" is already in the works, expect Hollywood to begin their interpretations of popular Japanese Anime. A few big name directors have been trying to land such a project for a while (The Last Airbender does not count, although it's failure might have derailed or set back this idea)
     

  95. Well... if those two are to be successful... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    ...at the box office, this seems like a rather logical way to go if looking for readily exploitable stories and characters.
    I'd say that there is at least half a century of blockbusters right there.

    Or better yet, they should film this.

    --
    Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
  96. only seven plots to a western by k6mfw · · Score: 1

    from a college class, instructor handed these out (English IB Mr. Grant). I wonder if same can be said about superhero stories and sci-fi:

    THE SEVEN WAYS TO PLOT A WESTERN
    by Frank Gruber

    When I first began writing Western stories i'n 1934 1 learned a disconcerting fact: There were only seven basic Western story plots. I tried for months to invent an eighth and met with failure. Now, twenty-four years later, I am still using these seven basic Western plots:

    1. THE UNION PACIFIC STORY. Into this classification fall all stories that have to do with the construction of a railroad, telegraph, or stage-coach line. Stories of wagon trains crossing the plains and mountains, accounts of building toll roads, also come into this grouping.

    2. THE RANCH STORY. This category includes stories laid on cattle ranches; stories of rustlers, of ranchers versus nesters, of cattlemen versus sheepmen -- the typical cow country story, with typical cow-country heroes and villains. The movie Shane is an example.

    3. THE EMPIRE STORY. This is not to,be confused with-Plot No. 2, although it frequently has elements of "The Ranch Story" in it. In the Empire Story, everything is on a grand scale. If the story has a ranch, it's a ranch of tremendous size, such as the King Ranch. The people, however, are more important in the Empire Story than the problems of the squatters, the fights over water holes, fencing, rustlers. The conflict is between Titans of the West, man against man, man against history. The founding of a boom town, a family dynasty, might be the problem. Typical of this category are Duel in the Sun, Broken Lance, etc.

    4. THE REVENGE STORY. Someone has been wronged; and the chief protagonist devotes months, years, to a relentless pursuit of the wrongdoer, eventually bringing him to retribution. The Bravados is a recent example.

    5. CUSTER'S LAST STAND. This is simply the cavalry-and-indian story, even though it may not have to do with Custer or the Little Big Horn. The cavalry-and-indian story is basic, and there is never a year without three or four good novels on this subject and at least one outstanding movie.

    A change has come into this story, however, in recent years. In the old days the villains were the Indians. Today, the villain is the white man. The Indian is persecuted, maligned, mistreated by the whites, and.massacres the whites only in retaliation.

    6. THE OUTLAW STORY. This is perennial fodder for the Western fan. No Jesse James or Billy the Kid motion picture has ever lost money. You can do Jesse James once every three or four years and it will be popular. You can do Billy the Kid just about as often; and in between you can fill in with Sam Bass, Butch Cassidy, John Wesley Hardin or any fictitious outlaw. If your outlaw is your lead, you must treat him with sympathy. He was forced into outlawry by people, conditions, the War.

    7. THE MARSHAL STORY is about the dedicated lawman, so ably depicted in Hiqh Noon. Matt Dillon of Gunsmoke is a dedicated lawman.

    1958 by T.V. Guide

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    mfwright@batnet.com
  97. WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously? THIS is a story?

  98. Christopher Nolan's third and final Batman movie by RichiH · · Score: 1

    > Christopher Nolan's third and final Batman movie

    Nooooooooo!

    That guy makes good movies and while I don't care much for superheroes, his interpretation of Batman is simply a damn good story.

  99. Anime by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    It starts with Robotech, Neon Genesis Evangelion, and Akira...

  100. The same thing we do every 10 years pinky ... by CatsCradle · · Score: 1

    Try to take over the world!

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    --- CatsCradle
  101. Did we... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did we just hit "peak hero"?

  102. Get In The Line, Superheroes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God apparently died somewhere during the two previous century, only to be rebooted as the God of Evangelicals. Hollywood has noticed this and is at the start of re-monetizing cycle of that character, with its string of recent movies releases.

  103. I know what.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The answer:
    http://www.gogoanime.com/cat-shit-one-episode-1

  104. what are you, some sort of 'tard?! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    I just heard "ow! my balls" got greenlighted!

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  105. Groo! by Biljrat · · Score: 1

    I can only hope.

  106. Wonder Twin powers ACTIVATE! by ukemike · · Score: 1

    Rock bottom will be something like Wonder Twins VS Godzilla. "Form of a Mothra!" "Shape of a heavy water Tsunami!"

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    -- QED
  107. Grendel by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    Somebody will make a Grendel movie. Please. That's a comic franchise that naturally rebooted itself every few issues. God, I loved it.

  108. Legends of the Superheroes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They still have some characters from the 1979 made-for-tv, "Legends of the Superheroes". Green Lantern and Batman have been done, but not the Huntress, the Flash, Hawkman, the Atom, Black Canary, Captain Marvel, and oh yeah, Ghetto Man. Since the actor who played Ghetto Man died, they could get Morgan Freeman (just like his character Easy Reader on the Electric Company).

  109. Here's an original idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about a movie based on the Viz comic strip, "Buster Gonad and his unfeasibly large testicles"?

  110. Plenty of content worthy of the big screen by jonwil · · Score: 1

    Everyone says video game movies suck but that's usually because:
    A.The video games they pick to make into movies are crap in the first place (or are unsuitable for filming)
    and B.The people they pick to make the films are idiots.

    The Resident Evil films aren't high art but they are no worse than any number of other action flicks like Die Hard.

    Plenty of video games that could be turned into good films by the right people. Command & Conquer for one would make a good film (and since its fictional, you dont have to worry about offending the sensibilities of some war veteran somewhere)

    Or you could dive into the vast catalogs of Science Fiction books to find source material. Isac Asimov. Arthur C Clarke. Harry Harrison. John Christopher. Orson Scott Card. Douglas Adams. And others.

    Books like the Foundation series. Harry Harrison Deathworld 1/2/3. The Tripods. (would work great as a trilogy of films) Enders Game. Sequels to The Hitch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy.

    Just as long as they dont try to re-make 2001 A Space Odyssey (there is no way ANY living director or screenwriter could come CLOSE to matching the talents of Arthur C. Clarke and Stanly Kubrick)

    Or go for technology and tap into books from authors like William Gibson and Neal Stephenson (even if people havent heard of the books, the special effects would be enough to get bums in seats)

  111. deadpool by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    there are so many other lines you can focus one, as well as spin offs....the avengers also had the submariner, wonderman, vision etc....there are so many story lines....that could bring about another avenger movie, east coast vs west coast etc....then if you really want the greatest mish mash of all, the secret wars,
    although this would debunk the 3rd spider man movie in terms of where spidey's black suit truly comes from .....although now that they are restarting spiderman again (i will boycott this movie, for all the right reasons..such as you dont redo movies unless they are atleast 20 years old) it should not be a problem...

  112. looking forward by doom · · Score: 1

    I look forward to the next Harry Potter-Star Trek-Spiderman cross-over.

  113. Be Creative? by DocMabuse · · Score: 1

    Maybe they can start make smart, original, creative stories? Nahhhhh.

  114. Civil War! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly after the avengers (trilogy perhaps?) they should make a movie (or three?) to do the Civil War. They are setting it up perfectly with Captain America and Iron Man.

  115. are they kidding? by buybuydandavis · · Score: 1

    For how many decades have they been making Superman movies?

    They have barely scratched the surface of the comic book library. The more movies they make, the more widely spread the stories are, the more valuable the franchises become. We are nowhere near saturation with these franchises. People are still making money on movies from the corpus of Shakespeare, Virgil, and Homer. From the Greek gods. From the Norse Gods. Comic books often cashed in on these first, and now movies are cashing in on them.

    And should we hit Peak Comic Book Movies, they can move onto the huge SciFi/Fantasy corpus. They could make 20 Stephen Donaldson movies.

    We now have the means to tell any story anyone has ever imagined. And some yahoo thinks that a decade of movies has tapped out that enterprise. "640k is all anyone will ever need."