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Missouri Law Says Students, Teachers Can't Be Facebook Friends

An anonymous reader writes "Teachers can be friendly with their students, but they can't be their friends, at least when it comes to social networks such as Facebook. State Governor Jay Nixon has signed Senate Bill 54, which goes into effect on August 28, 2011 in the state of Missouri. In other words, later this month it will be illegal for students and teachers to be friends online."

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  1. Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, that place has changed a lot since I was there. Back in my day, we didn't even have clothes. Just ran around naked and illiterate all day.

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    1. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by swordgeek · · Score: 2, Funny

      They still do. They just make facebook posts about it now.

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    2. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by SputnikPanic · · Score: 2

      Apparently they do have the internet in Missouri. They might, however, be lacking the Constitution. Doesn't this touch on "freedom of association" issues?

    3. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Not any more than when therapists lose their license for dating patients.

    4. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, you did notice that they didn't ban brother and sister from being FB "friends" - what does that tell you?!

      Cue "Dueling Banjos"

    5. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Patients aren't required by law to see therapists.

    6. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 3, Informative

      Your analogy is not apt as there is a difference between dating and associating. Also the restriction means they lose the license for unprofessional conduct. The state did not make it illegal for them to date.

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    7. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It does touch on freedom of association. (BTW I am a lawyer) But Courts in interpreting the Constitution don't look at it so black and white. Usually
      Courts will balance what is being sought by the government ( I am assuming at first blush the prevention of child molesting ) with freedom of association. Guess
        what side you think the Court will come down on?

    8. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by leamanc · · Score: 1

      What "freedom of association"? There is only "guilt by association".

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    9. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I grew up in the state of Misery. Glad to get out of there.

    10. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      If he has been there and formed his opinions off of that, then no. Anyway, as a former Missouri resident, I'm okay with the "prejudice" if it exists. There's a reason you never hear "the great state of Missouri."

      Even the state motto sucks. "The Show-me state?" Here's a new motto for ya: "At least we're not West Virginia."

    11. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They lose their license, not get charged criminally

    12. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by monoqlith · · Score: 2

      Either way it is a penalty and an attempt to regulate freedom of association outside of school. I'm not sure if it qualifies as a rational interest for the government to prevent "friend-ing" online - someone would have to prove that it really does bring down incidences of inappropriate contact/sexual molestation/etc. And if we can't trust our teachers not to molest our children, using Facebook or any other conduit, then aren't there deeper problems here?

    13. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      Thanks, everybody in the office is glaring at me for laughing out loud!

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    14. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their not associating, they are friends, there is a difference.

      Need a "Add as associate button"

    15. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't even have that sort of contact with former students though.

    16. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The wrong side if they rule the way you think they will. The problem is that if a student and teacher are friends on Facebook, that is largely out in the open. It's the email messages, the phone calls late at night, the notes passed during school, etc. that are going to be the problem—the stuff that's under the table.

      It is just plain arbitrary to single out Facebook and other social networking services while ignoring other Internet services like email and instant messaging, other telecommunications services like phone calls and texting, etc. It's like saying that students are not allowed to call teachers on Friday night because they might be arranging a date, ignoring the fact that they could call on Thursday night and trivially get around the whole problem.

      No, where this sort of law fails is in the equal protection clause. One communications service should be treated the same as another, and this fails to do so by not being nearly broad enough, and a law that is broad enough would be struck down as unreasonable restraint of speech.

      Either way, this law is what happens when technologically ignorant government officials see something bad happening and instead of asking, "Could we have reasonably prevented this?" or "How can we teach people to be better at spotting abusers?" instead ask, "What law can we pass so that this very narrow, specific case can never happen again (unless someone who is already going to break the law decides to break a second law)?" And that, in a single sentence, sums up everything that is wrong with criminal law today.

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    17. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      Dude, Missouri is the fattest state in the country, please, please, PLEASE refrain from alluding to naked Missourians, that image is going to be burned into my brain for a while.

    18. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This reminds me of one of the few chain emails that turns out to be true:

      SOUTHEAST MISSOURI STATE UNIVERSITY
      Cape Girardeau, Missouri 63701
      Enclosed is an announcement of a tenure-track position in philosophy at the rank of assistant professor. We hope to fill this position rapidly; the target date for our final decision is June 13. We are more interested in looking at candidates with real teaching experience than in newly minted Ph.D's, who might have unrealistic expectations about the possibilities for academic growth at an institution such as ours. Southeast Missouri State University is a regional university which serves students in the southeast portion of the state including St. Louis. Our students tend to be poorly prepared for college level work, intellectually passive, interested primarily in partying, and culturally provincial in the extreme. We offer a major in philosophy. but do not usually have more than two students officially declared as majors at any given time.
      There are a few good students, however, and we are proud to say that our current graduating major, William Knorpp, won the 1985 Analysis competition and will be undertaking graduate study in philosophy at the University of North Carolina Chapel Hill next year. Mr. Knorpp's upper level work was mainly accomplished through independent tutorials; and prospective candidate must understand that there will be virtually no opportunity to teach upper-division seminars in philosophy. We also offer a religious studies minor; most of the students who declare this minor are shocked to learn that Moses might not have written the Pentateuch and regard higher criticism as secular humanist propaganda. The 12 hrs/semester teaching load is devoted mainly to general education courses at the freshman/sophomore level. In another five years, if the general education curriculum is revised as promised, there may be seminars which are to "capstone" the G.E. program.
      The academic environment at SEMO is distinctly non-intellectual — somewhat like a Norman Rockwell painting — and the candidate cannot expect to attract students by offering courses that assume innate curiosity about ideas and books, or intellectual playfulness, or independence of moral and political thought. Nevertheless. in order to earn promotion and tenure it is necessary to be involved in curriculum development and to sustain an interest in research and publication. It has occurred to me that the best candidate would be someone who has held the Ph.D. for more than two years, has taught at a community college or a rural state institution, and who would like to continue in somewhat the same vein but at a slightly higher level.I will be interviewing at the Central Division Meetings in St. Louis. If you have any questions, you may call me at my office.

      http://www.snopes.com/college/admin/jobpost.asp

    19. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that if a student and teacher are friends on Facebook, that is largely out in the open. It's the email messages, the phone calls late at night, the notes passed during school, etc. that are going to be the problem

      ITYM, "Facebook messages, Facebook chat sessions, and poking going back and forth".

      There's a lot on Facebook that's not out in the open.

    20. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by mini+me · · Score: 2

      I am assuming at first blush the prevention of child molesting

      That is ridiculous. It is impossible to molest anyone on Facebook. The classroom, however, provides an excellent venue to play out the crime. If teachers cannot be trusted, it seems Facebook (or other online service) should be the only place students and teachers interact.

    21. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      Their not associating, they are friends, there is a difference.

      They're digital friends (at best) which is certainly better than real-life friends (or friends with benefits). Banning some sort of digital association is ridiculous. I'm sure they're associated in quite a few other computer systems. What's next, banning email between students and teachers?

    22. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by SilentStaid · · Score: 1

      They used to run around naked all day. They still do, but they used to, too.

    23. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by mcavic · · Score: 1

      What? You can have any kind of contact you want with former students.

    24. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by deadmongoose · · Score: 0

      We not only have internet, but we are soon to have the fastest readily available internet in the land with Google Fiber.

    25. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      As Facebook offers no term other than "friends" (at least we have Google+ now), being "friends" on Facebook is meaningless. Many of the people I have on Facebook are not in fact Friends but associates or friends of friends or just people I know online from gaming and tech communities.

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    26. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by __aasehi2499 · · Score: 1

      Associate is synonymous with friend on Facebook, otherwise you would see all 627 'friends' IRL on a regular basis.

    27. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in my day, we didn't even have clothes. Just ran around naked and illiterate all day.

      They still do. They just make facebook posts about it now.

      DOES. NOT. COMPUTE.

    28. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teachers have a powerful union that won't allow the state to remove their license for unprofessional conduct without proceedings that could take years during which the school district has to pay the teacher to not work. This is the more cost effective way to handle the issue for the school districts. It is unfortunate that that people's rights have to be encroached on, but I can understand the reason for such a law.

    29. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

      Back in my day, we didn't even have clothes. Just ran around naked and illiterate all day.

      Hence the ban on student-teacher friendships.

    30. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by dgatwood · · Score: 2

      My core point was that Facebook chat, pokes, etc. are functionally no different than email and AIM, but it sounds like they are being singled out.

      Also, the fact that the Facebook friendship even exists is evidence that the student considers that teacher to be a friend, not just a colleague, which means that the parents know to more carefully scrutinize how their children interact with that teacher. And that's what I mean about it being out in the open. It makes clear something that otherwise would be hidden. Thus, in effect, this law is likely to make it harder to catch predators, not easier.

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    31. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Nanosphere · · Score: 1

      You may jest, but I was still on dial-up up until 6 years ago when I left the state. I tried getting DSL in the early 2k's but after going back and forth with a couple ISPs they determined the lines going down my street were too ancient to support it. They were willing to run a new line to my house for an outrageous fee. There was not even a cable TV line on the street, we had to get satellite. I lived 20 miles from downtown St. Louis. I live in St. Petersburg, FL now, I have an 768kbps DSL line. Just last month I tried upgrading to a 3mbps connection but again the same thing, went back and forth with a couple ISPs and they determined I was too far from the office for a stable connection at that speed. I'd love to know how all these people seem to be getting zippingly fast internet, all my dealings with ISPs wherever I live end up with me getting lowest possible speed.

    32. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Entropius · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There are far fewer child molesters in the world than the politicians want you to believe...

    33. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by contrapunctus · · Score: 2

      It probably protects the teachers more than anything else.
      If you're a teacher and your student posts pictures of themselves getting drunk, what is you legal obligation?
      Are you an accessory? What if the student dies from drinking and parents sue you for not doing anything when you knew about it? etc
      Also there are privacy issues regarding teachers and studens (not as bad a doctors) that can be easily violated.

      I'm not saying it's not a stupid law, but to be honest you have to be a really stupid teacher to friend your students and expect your job to be safe.

    34. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by lgw · · Score: 2

      Even the state motto sucks. "The Show-me state?" Here's a new motto for ya: "At least we're not West Virginia."

      As someone who grew up in West Virginia, I represent that comment.

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    35. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Dating is a type of associating as is friending of facebook. It's also not the only form of association that's typically barred, you're also not typically allowed to see friends.

      You're splitting hairs, one of the requirements for working as a therapist is to be licensed, as such if you lose your license you can no longer legally practice.

    36. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Email is reactive, that is you can't stop someone from sending it to you. But you can choose not to reply.

      Friending is proactive, you must make a choice and take an action to add a friend.

      I am sure there is a legal definition of "friend", and what facebook and the law deem them to be are surely completely different, but this is a legal matter.

      Would they not then need a policy, that a teacher must add all students as friends in order to be unbiased?
      A simpler solution is to not allow friending.

      I think another real problem is that the student/teacher relationship can't be regulated on facebook, while the teacher is still acting on behalf of the school.
       

    37. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by bws111 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Did you bother to read the actual bill, or just the rantings of some blogger? Nowhere in the bill does it mention Facebook or 'friends'. All it says is that school districts must have a written policy concerning teacher-student and employee-student communications. This policy must include

      Appropriate use of electronic media such as text messaging and internet sites for both instructional and personal purposes, with an element concerning use of social networking sites no less stringent than the provisions of subsections 2, 3, and 4 of this section.

      No that it does NOT say Facebook is 'banned', only that use of social media must be addressed just like all other electronic media.

      When you read subsections 2,3, and 4 you will find that what they are requiring is that any contact between a teacher and a student must be accessible by the student's parent or legal guardian.

    38. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by gorzek · · Score: 1

      West Virginia is for brother-cousins and uncle-dads.

    39. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      Dude, Missouri is the fattest state in the country,

      Sorry, you're not. You don't even make the top ten. The fattest (i.e. most obese) state is Mississippi. Don't believe me? See the results for yourself.

      One word of warning: The pictures they show of fat people may put you off your lunch.

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    40. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by bws111 · · Score: 2

      The actual law makes no distinction between any of those methods of communication. It says that each school district must have a POLICY for appropriate teacher-student communications. Communication (as defined by the law) includes oral and non-verbal communication. Non-verbal communication includes "electronic media", and electronic media includes "social networking". Social media is not being singled out for anything; at most it is being hilighted as an area not to be forgotten. And the only thing banned is communication (including web pages, social media, etc) that is 'exclusive' between the teacher and student. Exclusive, as defined in the law, means that the student's parent or guardian and/or school administration do not have access.

    41. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, we've gotten rid of all but one blue law I think (no car sales on sunday)

    42. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by jackbird · · Score: 2

      Before it was hard to fire civil servants, new administrations would fire everybody upon taking office and replace them with hacks who had done something (or who were related to people who had done something) to advance the politician's career. This led to widespread incompetence, in addition to being thoroughly corrupt.

      Bear in mind that "answerable to the taxpayer" really means "answerable to the elected official purportedly representing the taxpayer. This is especially important to remember during a time when opposing the entire concept of government is apparently a popular political ideology.

    43. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What "freedom of association"? There is only "guilt by association".

      Seriously? It is that fucking hard for you to google "freedom of association"? Not to mention, you should be ashamed of yourself for not already knowing that.

    44. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      There are far more politicians in the world than any of us want to believe . . . and I'm still trying to figure out how many politicians are child molesters.

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    45. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Rary · · Score: 2

      The problem is that if a student and teacher are friends on Facebook, that is largely out in the open. It's the email messages, the phone calls late at night, the notes passed during school, etc. that are going to be the problem—the stuff that's under the table. ... It is just plain arbitrary to single out Facebook and other social networking services while ignoring other Internet services like email and instant messaging, other telecommunications services like phone calls and texting, etc.

      Try reading the Bill. It does not single out Facebook friends— in fact, it never even mentions Facebook. What it actually is targeting is precisely what you said: private communication.

      What we have here is a TV station claiming the Bill is too vague, then a blogger interpreting the TV station's interpretation as meaning that friending on Facebook will not be allowed, and finally the Slashdot summary writer interpreting that interpretation of the previous interpretation as meaning that students being online friends with teachers will be illegal.

      As usual, the Slashdot summary and the reality are only distantly related.

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    46. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does bullshit like this get modded to +5 insightful? Someone with either a poor grasp of English or an axe to grind writes an article completely misrepresenting a law. Some /. poster takes the poorly written article and adds his own pile of bullshit to it (where, in either the actual law or the article) are Facebook and other social networking sites singled out? The law plainly says the policy applies to ALL communication between a teacher and student. And WTF is the "equal protection clause"? The equal protection clause applies to PEOPLE, not communication methods. Then of course we have to add in the required 'technologically ignorant government officials', even though they did not do anything remotely 'technologically ignorant'. Then the other morons, who also can't be bothered to actually know what they are talking about show up and mod him 'insightful'.

    47. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      What? My point is that the professional association to which a therapist belongs has rules for their members. One of them is not dating clients. In the case of Missouri, they are banning other types of associating not specifically dating. The second part of my point that went over your head is that the state of Missouri is enacting this rule not a professional organization. I believe that there is something called the Bill of Rights which specifically prohibits states or other forms of government from limiting the rights of its citizens.

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    48. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Really? I work for a state and my direct report isn't some rabid flag toting "tax payer" shouting "cut get your gubmit hands off my medi-care" it's just some guy.

      How is a publicly funded corporation any different than a publicly traded company?

    49. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then they should have used the word "Associate" and not "Friend", but that isn't the same thing is it?
      It won't be under the law either, and facebook is not law.

    50. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by bws111 · · Score: 1

      The only rule the state is enacting is one saying all school districts must have a written policy of 'acceptable communications between teachers and students', and that the policy must include all forms of communication including social networks. Beyond that, all it says it that there should be no teacher/student communications which the student's parents and school administration do not have access to. It does not 'ban' anything other than secrets between teachers and students.

    51. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      And those that didn't leave have turned it into what it is today.

    52. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >Try reading the Bill. It does not single out Facebook friends— in fact, it never even mentions Facebook.

      If it did, then Facebook would have an injunction handy. The state cannot simply name a company in a law and declare things about how that company will operate.

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    53. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      Are you not aware the constitution does not apply on school property? [yes, a little facetious, but check out all those body searches and so on that schools are allowed to do].

      This just extends the "school property" to a teacher's facebook, is all.

    54. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Public sector unions, however, are of much more recent vintage than civil-service laws. Try again.

    55. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      On school property, the Supreme Court has ruled on a number of things including the right to search and seizure. They have not blanketedly ruled that the Constitution does not apply. I'd like to see the citation if you have it that says this but I suspect you don't.

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    56. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Just so you know, "too far from the office" means "we're too cheap to have ANY remote DSLAMs outside of our office." They can run fiber to an area of houses and install DSLAM units anywhere they want. They won't tell you that, because they don't want to - it's too expensive. Forget the Universal Service Fund.

    57. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      For that matter..why are ANY public jobs able to unionize? I mean...they're fighting against the tax payer...not evil corporate barons.

      Wait, there's a difference?

      As for why any public jobs are able to unionize...how about turning your argument around? Where do you get off telling folks they don't have the right to associate and bargain as a collective? Just because they work for the government, which is widely known as a bastion of intelligence, competence and integrity?

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    58. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's bad enough you're a Coward, but do you have to be a right-wing shill too?

      News-flash, most people don't hate teachers, individually or when bargaining collectively.

    59. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by ubrgeek · · Score: 1

      Court-ordered ones are.

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    60. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Where do you get off telling folks they don't have the right to associate and bargain as a collective?

      They have every right to try. The trouble is when unions have special rights enshrined into law... mandatory membership, fees, special bargaining positions, and so on. This is especially problematic when the union is in the public sector, because management doesn't even have the profit incentive to struggle against the union; they collude, raises and benefits for campaign donations and votes. The private citizen pays the price for both.

    61. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      ON the plus side, you can't see their genitals when they are naked.

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    62. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      That is ridiculous. It is impossible to molest anyone on Facebook. The classroom, however, provides an excellent venue to play out the crime. If teachers cannot be trusted, it seems Facebook (or other online service) should be the only place students and teachers interact.

      Hey, now, it's all well and good to give your students good grades for 'favors' after school, but if there's talk about it on Facebook - well, then people might start to get suspicious and that would threaten the whole system, now wouldn't it?

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    63. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Cytotoxic · · Score: 1

      Justice Thomas in particular seems to take the view that children are chattel and have no direct rights.

    64. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by level_headed_midwest · · Score: 1

      Actually, you do hear "the great state of Missouri" if you know who to listen to. Tom Bradley on KSSZ (93.9 FM) in Columbia says it all the time during his morning show. I lived a long time in Missouri; it's not a bad place by any means. There is absolutely awesome barbecue coming out of Kansas City, the Cardinals are the best baseball team in the Midwest, the people are generally very friendly, there are abundant outdoor activities, the cost of living is low, and it's generally regarded as one of the freest states in the nation from a nanny-state perspective. On the downside, it's hotter than hell in the summer, and the stereotypical "you're a dumb 'hooz' if you live outside of 'the loop'" jerks in St. Louis are pretty darned annoying. You can recognize them by asking them what highways join with I-70 at "the loop" (I-270)- if they say "Highway Farty" (I-64, which hasn't been officially called U.S. 40 since 1987) and "farty-far" (I-44), you've found one. Overall, not a bad place, just stay a little ways away from St. Louis.

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    65. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by level_headed_midwest · · Score: 1

      Missouri is a right-to-work state. Teachers (or anybody else) in the state are not forced to join a union when there is a union at that place of employment. I know this because I have family that were teachers in Missouri that declined to join the teacher's unions.

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    66. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by loimprevisto · · Score: 1

      Replying to undo accidental moderation... I meant to mark as informative.

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    67. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Sardokaur · · Score: 1

      Aren't you required to report any law breaking anyway ? I don't think it matters if you are a teacher or not.

    68. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your analogy is not apt as there is a difference between dating and associating. Also the restriction means they lose the license for unprofessional conduct. The state did not make it illegal for them to date.

      Yep, that's why I have sex with my tutor nearly everyday, better than there facebook crap.

    69. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by alex67500 · · Score: 1

      Not any more than when the rapists lose their license for dating patients.

      There, FTFY. You'd misread. Now you know why they lost their license.

    70. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      You might want to check out the meaning of the word "facetious".

    71. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      You might want to read up on your Supreme Court rulings.

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    72. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by gr8dude · · Score: 1

      > you have to be a really stupid teacher to
      > friend your students and expect your job to be safe

      I am a teacher and there are quite a lot of my students in my Facebook list. Many of them are good friends of mine and we interact almost on a daily basis, play football, ping-pong, exchange books, etc.

      - What would be your legal obligation of you saw one of your students getting drunk in a bar?
      - How about ... if you saw a student who is not your own getting drunk?

      Facebook is just another method of communication, I don't see why this should be handled in a special way, it is basic human-to-human interaction and you do what you'd do with any other person in any other circumstances.

      In the case discussed here, if they're doing this to protect teachers, it seems to me they're solving the wrong problem.

      p.s. I teach at the Technical University of Moldova, in this country suing others is not a sport (at least not yet).

    73. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by contrapunctus · · Score: 1

      You are at a university with adults.
      My comments for teachers not professors, teaching minors and being "friends" is more awkward.

    74. Re:Wait, they have the internet in Missouri? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Teachers also cannot have a nonwork-related website that allows exclusive access with a current or former student."

      Facebook friends have "exclusive access" to certain things.

  2. Obviously by somersault · · Score: 1

    Obviously it's more appropriate to have inappropriate sexual advances made in person rather than while you're safely miles from the teacher, under parental protection/supervision.

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    1. Re:Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, it's gonna make it a lot harder for them to inappropriately sexually advance on teachers. Poor us.

    2. Re:Obviously by somersault · · Score: 1

      I shouldn't have put it all on the teacher, I'm sure some of the kids love it and try to initiate it, but the fact remains that it's easier for a (presumably often larger and physically stronger, with possibility for blackmail via grades, etc) teacher to do more harm in person than online.

      Allowing them to be friends online would help parents to keep better tabs on things, or have the kid show parents any messages they feel are inappropriate. Parents can't follow their kids around at school, but monitoring their internet usage is very possible, and seems to me to be quite responsible. I don't think I'd even go through my kids' messages if I were a parent (certainly not without telling them that I'm monitoring everything), but it is another situation where it should be up to the parent to decide who their kids can be friends with, and not the government.

      What if the teacher is a family friend (very likely in small communities), and then your kid ends up in their class? Are they then going to be put on a sex crime database for already being friends with your kid on Facebook?

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      which is totally what she said
    3. Re:Obviously by hedwards · · Score: 1

      You do realize that parental supervision isn't a given, right. And furthermore than students that do end up being victimized by the teacher aren't necessarily the sort that have parents that are interested in their lives enough to notice if things are happening that shouldn't be happening.

      Really, it's probably never been such a hot idea for teachers and students to have social lives that include each other while the students are still at that school. Not so much for College students, but definitely for students that are still in the K-12 system.

    4. Re:Obviously by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Building the basis for those advances could be done at a distance.

      There is good reason for barriers against fraternization.

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    5. Re:Obviously by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      "have the kid show parents any messages they feel are inappropriate."

      Really were you ever a kid once? Unless the kid is a real Momma boy/girl... They wouldn't discuss this with their parent. In school students talk with the inappropriate messages all the time. The fact that a teacher is doing it off hours wouldn't seem as wrong to a child/teenager.
      Chances are they actually like that teacher and the last thing they want is for them to get in trouble.

      Even for a small community it is kinda odd for an Adult to be a Friend to a child. Especially if they are also in a position of authority.

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    6. Re:Obviously by RingDev · · Score: 1

      And you realise that IF the perform such contact via an environment like Facebook, that logs and indexes every interaction, that proving the communications would be trivial and likely pose as significant evidence in court.

      It's just like many other attempts to reduce a specific behavior. The law won't change the behavior, it will just push it to less monitored channels.

      -Rick

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    7. Re:Obviously by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      It does seem to be simple fear of technology (Child molestation? Meh, happens all the time. Wait WHAT?!? THE INTERNET WAS INVOLVED?!?! OH GOD!!!) but does make some sense by accident. People are bolder online than they are in real life, some pervs may start something online that they would be too scared to start face to face.

      Moreover, in my experience, I was -never- alone with a teacher in school, I'm guessing school policies dictate that. Online it's just you and whoever you're talking to. If a teacher is going to make his or her move on a student, it won't be in school, and it won't be at the student's home, it will be via phone, e-mails, facebook, etc. Just the victim and the perv.

    8. Re:Obviously by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      It makes sense... If anything when would a teacher NEED a private communication with a student that is NOT via School provided email, office space, etc?

      As a teacher, don you really want to know all the stuff that's going on... Risk seeing pics you shouldn't or have your posts taken out of context? Look at it this way.. This ALSO prevents teachers from friending kids just to ratt them out!! That's the cheif source of material principals use against students... Right.

      From a purely pragmatic standpoint, this PROTECTS teachers from getting in situations where they might be accused of wrongdoing later... That's not all bad.

    9. Re:Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hedwards is obviously a police/nanny state shill that cannot be bothered with the responsibility of child rearing. "OMGZ0RS THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" Fuck you, sir. Fuck you very much. It is the obligation of The People to fight against your kind of tyranny.

      Banning teachers from contacting students on AdultFriendFinder.com would be more appropriate. However it would still be unconstitutional (see below).

      The First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America:

      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

      Petition and assembly
      Main articles: Right to petition in the United States and Freedom of assembly

      The right to petition was an echo of the English Bill of Rights 1689 which, following the Seven Bishops case, stated it is the right of the subjects to petition the king, and all commitments and prosecutions for such petitioning are illegal.

      The right to petition the government extends to petitions of all three branches of government: the Congress, the executive and the judiciary.[88] According to the Supreme Court, "redress of grievances" is to be construed broadly: it includes not solely appeals by the public to the government for the redressing of a grievance in the traditional sense, but also, petitions on behalf of private interests seeking personal gain.[89] Nonetheless, in the past, Congress has directly limited the right to petition. During the 1790s, Congress passed the Alien and Sedition Acts, punishing opponents of the Federalist Party; the Supreme Court never ruled on the matter. In 1835 the House of Representatives adopted the Gag Rule, barring abolitionist petitions calling for the end of slavery. The Supreme Court did not hear a case related to the rule, which was abolished in 1844. During World War I, individuals petitioning for the repeal of sedition and espionage laws were punished; again, the Supreme Court did not rule on the matter.

      The right of assembly was originally distinguished from the right to petition. In United States v. Cruikshank, 92 U.S. 542 (1875), the Supreme Court held that "the right of the people peaceably to assemble for the purpose of petitioning Congress for a redress of grievances, or for anything else connected with the powers or duties of the National Government, is an attribute of national citizenship, and, as such, under protection of, and guaranteed by, the United States."[90] Justice Waite's opinion for the Court carefully distinguished the right to assemble, labeled a secondary right, from the right to petition, a primary right. Later cases, however, paid less attention to these distinctions.

      yay wikipedia, boo oppressive ignorance of LAW

    10. Re:Obviously by somersault · · Score: 1

      Even for a small community it is kinda odd for an Adult to be a Friend to a child. Especially if they are also in a position of authority.

      That's true in our own society, but I don't think it's the case everywhere. It makes me feel pretty sad about our own society.

      The only kid I've actually felt comfortable being friendly with is my 1 year old nephew - everyone else's kids I just don't want to deal with having to think about what other people are thinking, so I just stay kind of aloof, and probably end up with those kids thinking I'm a douche :P

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      which is totally what she said
    11. Re:Obviously by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      From a purely pragmatic standpoint, this PROTECTS teachers from getting in situations where they might be accused of wrongdoing later... That's not all bad.

      I agree it might be a good idea for teachers not send or accept friend requests from their current and or recent students, for the reasons you mention and others. What I can't agree with is that it is Constitutional or even simply ethical for government to interfere with what are mostly going to be perfectly innocent, honest, and beneficial social relationships.

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    12. Re:Obviously by mini+me · · Score: 1

      Even for a small community it is kinda odd for an Adult to be a Friend to a child.

      I had childhood friends whose parents were teachers. While the parents were not "best buddies," you get to know them through the relationship with their children. It wouldn't be strange at all to befriend them on Facebook.

    13. Re:Obviously by digitig · · Score: 1

      What if the teacher is a family friend (very likely in small communities), and then your kid ends up in their class?

      Or even the kid's parent?

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    14. Re:Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree completely. However, there absolutely should not be a law against this. No matter what a person believes, it's not their right to restrict the freedom of others.

    15. Re:Obviously by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Even for a small community it is kinda odd for an Adult to be a Friend to a child. Especially if they are also in a position of authority.

      Facebook friend != Friend.

      I have a number of my parents' friends on facebook. Granted, I'm in my mid 20s, but my younger siblings also have them added as well. We take large group vacations together several times a year, host many parties at each others' houses etc. My youngest brother is 15 and has all of them listed as facebook friends. So what?

    16. Re:Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the solution to the lack of parental supervision is to pass laws like this, that reduces everyone's freedom?

    17. Re:Obviously by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Actually, asshole, I'm a civil libertarian. The reality is that if you're counting on parents to parent you're not going to get satisfactory results.

      Should this be a law? Probably not, but saying that it shouldn't be a law because parents are going to parent is probably the worst reason you could imagine for this law being wrong.

      As far as you're bullshit appeal to the constitution goes, it's been consistently ruled over the years that these rights are not absolute. Sex offenders can be legally barred from associating with children. And in this case, barring teachers from interacting with students via Facebook is the lesser of two evils, the other one being that suddenly the schools have to be monitoring Facebook and infringing upon students own free expression and free association to prevent matters from spilling over into the school environment.

      Which BTW has gotten much broader than when I was in school as when I left school the problems I had there were more or less left on campus as I didn't associate with those folks outside of school hours..

    18. Re:Obviously by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      You do realize that parental supervision isn't a given, right.

      That's really a problem with the parents. Too bad. I don't see the problem with friending them on some website.

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    19. Re:Obviously by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      it's been consistently ruled over the years that these rights are not absolute.

      That doesn't mean that those rulings are constitutional. I'm not saying that they are or that they are not, though.

      And in this case, barring teachers from interacting with students via Facebook is the lesser of two evils, the other one being that suddenly the schools have to be monitoring Facebook and infringing upon students own free expression and free association to prevent matters from spilling over into the school environment.

      The other option is to ignore it. Unless they can prove that it's a huge problem, of course.

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    20. Re:Obviously by Lotharus · · Score: 1

      Under what now? What's this "parental protection/supervision" thing? I've never heard of it.

    21. Re:Obviously by JimFive · · Score: 1

      What I can't agree with is that it is Constitutional or even simply ethical for government to interfere with what are mostly going to be perfectly innocent, honest, and beneficial social relationships.

      Isn't it possible that a teacher friending some students but not others would violate the Equal Protection clause, e.g. not all students are being treated equally by an agent of the government?

      While, on its face, this law seems like overkill, the purpose is probably to protect the teachers, the schools and the state from accusations of bias or abuse.

      Someone further up the comments mentioned that the law requires schools to have a policy that meets certain standards, the most important of which (for this discussion) is that all communications between the teacher and student (presumably outside of the classroom) must be available to the parents. Since social networking sites such as facebook allow private communications they might violate the policy--depending on what the policy eventually says.
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  3. Good... by rwven · · Score: 1

    Too much crap, from favoritism to improper relationships, could originate between teachers and students on facebook.

    1. Re:Good... by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

      So if you are friends with a parent, sibling, aunt, uncle, or family friend and then that person becomes your teacher, you have to unfriend?

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    2. Re:Good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would guess that if you are that concerned about such conduct developing on facebook, you should house students and teachers in separate bunkers only meeting on opposite sides of a perforated glass wall during lectures.

    3. Re:Good... by Penguinisto · · Score: 2

      I disagree.

      Many of my former students (I last taught in 2005) are connected to me on LinkedIn, and it's amazing to watch how they've progressed since they left and set out on their careers. The teaching salary sucked, and the politics sucked even worse (I still know of a few rather petty little individuals at the school who can burn in hell if it were up to me). However, the feeling of watching what were once students with a passion for the craft, now working as successful systems administrators and programmers? That my friend is pretty frickin' awesome. Watching oen of them get on at Juniper as an engineer was especially fulfilling, professionally.

      Besides, it benefits them as well, since most still list me as a reference, which especially came in handy when they first began working out there.

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    4. Re:Good... by scubamage · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm interested in this as well; I am dating a teacher. What happens if our child ends up being taught by her?

    5. Re:Good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In most states if a parent, sibling, aunt, uncle or other family member is a teacher, you're not allowed to be their student. Granted with some relations (cousins, aunts, uncles) you can kind of skirt the issue by not bringing it up, but technically it's not supposed to happen to help prevent favoritism.

    6. Re:Good... by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      Too much crap, from favoritism to improper relationships, could originate between teachers and students on facebook.

      I could say the same thing about "schools". A place where teachers and students are in the actual physical presence of another?!?! This is just begging for abuse...

    7. Re:Good... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      If they're former students that's a different matter. I do agree that it is rewarding to see what they're up to later on, some of my students have gone on to do some pretty impressive stuff.

      But, mixing personal and professional lives really doesn't work when one party is still under age. Sure, you can and should express an interest, but you have to be really mindful not to let the line blur too much. You can sort of make it work in some instances if you're all adults, but that only works if you're being employed by the student.

    8. Re:Good... by DanTheStone · · Score: 2

      I've definitely seen exceptions in courses with only one teacher, like a band teacher or a foreign language teacher that is a relative. Some schools are not huge enough to have multiple teachers for every discipline.

    9. Re:Good... by dcollins · · Score: 1

      Who cares what "could" happen? Freedom of speech & association. And generally enough fiddly victim-named laws already.

      If improper favoritism or relationships develop, then discipline that. Once you have evidence. And someone's actually hurt by it.

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    10. Re:Good... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "In most states if a parent, sibling, aunt, uncle or other family member is a teacher, you're not allowed to be their student."

      AHEM - home schooling would beg to differ.

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    11. Re:Good... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      LinkedIn is a very different structure... It is designed to be more professional and a professional distance. I have people on my LinkedIn that I would never have on my FaceBook, even though I make sure there isn't anything embarrassing on my Facebook account, but it more the point of keeping a Professional Distance.

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    12. Re:Good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This so much.

      I was friends with quite a few of my teachers throughout education.
      Primary school, Secondary School, Tertiary education in college.

      Some of us regularly went back to see how our teachers were, we were actual friends with them and respected them greatly for what they taught us.
      We even asked if they could be our references for tertiary education and / or work positions like you mentioned.
      One, who moved away to Spain to do Computing, even introduced us to some of his students and we got a penpal thing going as well. (actual penpal stuff too. I got a bead crocodile sent once too, they were really nice people)
      Our year in secondary worked with the teachers very closely, organised events, even started up after-school clubs for many of the classes, and they saw quite a few numbers as well. It changed our school so much.
      That was such a great experience that would never have happened if teachers were all just stiff, distant mentors teaching us from behind an invisible wall of emotionless knowledge.
      There was no favouritsm anywhere. Everyone was treated equally.*

      Shame that both of those schools eventually got knocked down because of large problems with asbestos and old, damaged pipes. So much work gone. They were really old schools though.
      Stupid council wasting money on crap ("lets put two sets of lights on the outsides of roads instead of one in the middle!") instead of education.

      * In fact, I find it pretty strange even the concept of favouritsm in education, how would one even go about that without being plainly obvious to THE REST OF THE CLASS?
      Secret meetups at the ends of lessons? Yeah, still obvious when you have only that one person being asked to wait behind a few minutes.
      Calling out random people for no reason at the end of the class would be pretty obvious too if you never had any reason to.
      Well, unless the person was really dedicated to whatever weird relationship he was forming with a student.
      That doesn't mean that all teachers are strange, awkward and want to bang their students or whatever. Maybe just that one.
      But with proper checkups and evaluation of performance, this shouldn't really be happening in the first place.
      Friendliness doesn't equal favouritsm. It is just one of the many, many routes that can lead to it.

    13. Re:Good... by LearnToSpell · · Score: 3, Funny

      Obviously you'd have to give the child up for adoption.

    14. Re:Good... by Ruke · · Score: 1

      "Former Student" is defined as a student who currently attends the school where the teacher is employed and is under 18 years of age, for the purposes of this bill. You're in the clear.

    15. Re:Good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm interested in this as well; I am dating a teacher. What happens if our child ends up being taught by her?

      It depends ... what grade are you in right now?

    16. Re:Good... by need4mospd · · Score: 1

      Depends what grade you're in.

    17. Re:Good... by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      I know for a fact that it happened all the time in my high school in California. Band teacher's kids in band, english teacher's kid in her class. No one seemed to mind. Moreover (aside from the band cases), none of them wanted to be in their parent's class. They all had it rougher, not easier than the rest of us.

    18. Re:Good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember, "friend" on FB doesn't mean "friend." There are no distinctions in the relationships you connect, it's "friend" or nothing. All it really means is "I know this person."

    19. Re:Good... by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine why anyone would WANT to be "facebook friends" with their student. A man can't stand within 75 feet of a kid without people suspecting that you intend to molest the little bastard, so the last thing anyone wants to do is give rise to any potential situation that could even remotely be viewed as even theoretically improper. The same way you wouldn't ever be in a classroom alone with a female student and the door closed, give a ride to a student, or stop by a student's home, or pat someone's kid on the back. In this world of "EVERYONE INTENDS TO RAPE MAH BABY!" you can't afford to have any other mindset than "EVERYONE THINKS I'M GOING TO RAPE YUR BABEH".

    20. Re:Good... by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Don't friend them on facebook? Seems like a simple answer.

      I know a few of my family members (cousins, my siblings, etc) are on Facebook. I don't know what their account is. I haven't seen their pages. I don't want to see their pages. I don't want to friend them. I know them in real life.

    21. Re:Good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read the law, the restriction is on students under age 18 and not yet graduated from the school. Missouri teachers can still "re-connect" with students after they have graduated.

    22. Re:Good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm interested in this as well; I am dating a teacher. What happens if our child ends up being taught by her?

      With respect to this new law.... nothing. Nothing at all.

      As per usual, the effect of the law is blown out of proportion by bloggers and Slashdot editors.

    23. Re:Good... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      If it doesn't "equally protect" educators in home schools and so on, the law will not stand.

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    24. Re:Good... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      But the law is not about Facebook. It's about "exclusive access" to a website.

      "Teachers also cannot have a nonwork-related website that allows exclusive access with a current or former student. "
      They might be in the clear to have an online group that is inclusive.

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    25. Re:Good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have an actual citation for that? I'm guessing there are many scenarios where there's just a single teacher that teaches a somewhat specialized class. Their own kids aren't banned from the class. Many smaller communities have just one class of certain grades.

    26. Re:Good... by bws111 · · Score: 1

      The law says nothing at all about Facebook or friending. That was all in the bloggers imagination. All the law says is that school districts must have a policy for acceptable teacher/student communications, and social networks must be considered as part of this policy. Other than that, all it specifies is that the policy must ban any private electronic communication between teachers and students (private meaning the parents and school admin do not have access to the communication.) Such a policy for Facebook could be "if you friend a student, you must also friend their parent and the school principal".

    27. Re:Good... by bws111 · · Score: 1

      Correct. And they define 'exclusive' as meaning something the parents and school admins don't have access to.

    28. Re:Good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would not want to associate in any way with 99% of the teachers I had in K-12. But I would have been friends on Facebook with my Computer Operations teacher and maybe a Biology teacher. If they shouldn't be around kids on Facebook then they definitely shouldn't be around kids in person, which applies for 99% of the teachers I had in K-12 and maybe 25% in college.

    29. Re:Good... by Luke+has+no+name · · Score: 1

      This is a bogus law. College profs often go out with students for drinks to talk about many things, academics included. Facebook is an extracurricular activity that is just the same as email or message board.

      What a joke, and another piece of evidence about why government is bad.

      You, parent poster, are evidence of why true freedom via small government will never be achieved in this country.

      "Good, that's an improper social behavior by my standard, so let's legislate a solution!"

    30. Re:Good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm interested in this as well; I am dating a teacher. What happens if our child ends up being taught by her?

      You'll just have to wait until your child is 13 and goes on Reality TV claiming Teachers and Parents are 'friends'. The kid will make a bundle, then disown you.

    31. Re:Good... by DryGrian · · Score: 1

      From the other end of things, I friended my college freshman Algebra I teacher back when I was in her class. It would be utterly ridiculous for her to get in trouble for this.

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    32. Re:Good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent-child relationship supersedes the teacher-student relationship, so you're good to go.

      *ta-da!*

  4. Law not really needed, just common sense by ShaunC · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Senate Bill 54 is dubbed the Amy Hestir Student Protection Act. It is named after a Missouri public school student who was repeatedly molested by a teacher several decades ago.

    Several decades ago? Yeah, definitely Facebook's fault! Let's make a law!

    This is already policy in a lot of school districts, simply because there are too many potential problems that could arise between students and teachers becoming too "friendly." Even where it's not policy, I can't imagine why any teacher in their right mind would accept the risk of "friending" students online. I think it ought to remain a district-level thing, though.

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    1. Re:Law not really needed, just common sense by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Being professional means not having social media accounts period or at most having obfuscated accounts which so state.

      Embrace the utility of barriers!

      Keep all comms to email and don't interact with students outside class.

      If it's not strictly business, strictly avoid it. Been there, done that, it's easy so no excuse no to.

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    2. Re:Law not really needed, just common sense by vlm · · Score: 1

      I think it ought to remain a district-level thing, though.

      That would make exceptions much simpler. My high school graduating class had two kids that I can think of after this many years, who had a parent teaching at the school. That must be weird to be legally unable to monitor your own kids activities online merely because of your job.

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    3. Re:Law not really needed, just common sense by gknoy · · Score: 1

      It's pretty sad that we now consider it proper behavior for teachers to actively avoid out of class contact with students (or parents). It just seems like a loss that students can't ask their teachers questions online in a semi-public forum.

    4. Re:Law not really needed, just common sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, what's with giving the laws names like that anymore?

      Oh, right. "Think of the children" even when it was a completely unrelated case.

      What's wrong with the name "Don't Be An Idiot and Friend Your Students Act?"

    5. Re:Law not really needed, just common sense by bws111 · · Score: 1

      It IS a 'district level' thing. The law only states that districts must have a written policy for acceptable communication between teachers and students, and that social networking must be included in the policy. The policy does not ban Facebook or anything like that. The only requirement is that there not be a communication channel between the teachers and students that is not also open to administrators and parents.

  5. Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by hamburgler007 · · Score: 1

    And kind of creepy as well. I would be perfectly comfortable with a teacher being fired for friending his students on facebook. I don't think it should rise to the level of criminality in and of itself though, and criminalizing the act itself is of questionable legality.

    1. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by scubamage · · Score: 1

      So if he has a child, and they end up going to his school and are friends on facebook, he should be fired for that? There are corner cases here you're not considering.

    2. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by lionchild · · Score: 1

      In the state of Missouri, there are protections in place to keep long-standing teacher from simply being fired without cause. That list of cause has been codified, long before online social networks were concieved. As a result, this sort of thing falls into a grey area.

      Making the act criminal, gives just cause for school districts to terminate a tenured teacher.

      The logistics of this are, however, more nightmare-like than one could imagine on the surface. What do you do if someone masqurades as a teacher online and friends students? Are teacher innocent, until a supeona for the Myspace logs, and the ISP records goes through? The policy is one thing, how you proceed with it is another, I fear.

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    3. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by ArcCoyote · · Score: 2

      Which is why (if you RTFA) you'll see the law does not ban student-teacher relationships on social networks, but ensures they can be supervised.

      A teacher can't personally friend students, but a teacher can create a Facebook group for the class and invite the students, just as long as the school administration and parents are also allowed to join.

    4. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor homeschooled kids. Can't even put their parents in their Google+ Family circle.

    5. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by Amouth · · Score: 1

      so you are questioning if it is even legal to do BUT your fine for having some one fired for the action (basically derailing their life).

      I will say that i am friends with a lot of my old teachers and coaches.. when i'm in town i drop by to say hi and see how things are going.. for the ones that have moved away its a random e-mail, still contact.

      now i don't have them "friend-ed" on facebook - because well i don't use "social networking" - but rather communicate with people and make friends.

      now.. why should the teacher who does a good job and makes a life long impression on their students get fired because they are nice people?

      It's one thing to say conversations need to be kept in the open (upon request from the appropriate people) - it's another to say that you can never have a one to one conversation with a student (and they Include FORMER students).

      This is nothing by nanny state crap - and personally i'm sick of it.

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    6. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      I don't think it should rise to the level of criminality in and of itself though, and criminalizing the act itself is of questionable legality.

      It's incredibly questionable. Freedom of association, anyone?

      I don't think it actually creates a criminal offense though. Bill text, relevant section:

      SECTION 162.069 - By January 1, 2012, every school district must develop a written policy concerning teacher-student communication and employee-student communications. Each policy must include appropriate oral and nonverbal personal communication, which may be combined with sexual harassment policies, and appropriate use of electronic media as described in the act, including social networking sites. Teachers cannot establish, maintain, or use a work-related website unless it is available to school administrators and the child's legal custodian, physical custodian, or legal guardian. Teachers also cannot have a nonwork-related website that allows exclusive access with a current or former student. Former student is defined as any person who was at one time a student at the school at which the teacher is employed and who is eighteen years of age or less and who has not graduated.

      By January 1, 2012, each school district must include in its teacher and employee training a component that provides information on identifying signs of sexual abuse in children and of potentially abusive relationships between children and adults, with an emphasis on mandatory reporting. Training must also include an emphasis on the obligation of mandated reporters to report suspected abuse by other mandatory reporters.

      If it was creating a criminal charge, one assumes it would have mentioned the class and punishment.

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    7. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by mbullock · · Score: 1

      There is nothing inherently inappropriate or creepy about students friending a teacher. Students use facebook. Students friend people they know on facebook. It is natural and expected that students will send friend requests to teachers. I know several teachers that accept friend requests from students. These teachers understand what they are doing and that their facebook audience includes students. They setup and manage their facebook presence accordingly. Is it inappropriate for a teacher to provide an email address to students so that they can communicate questions, ideas or concerns to the teacher? Can students follow a teacher on Twitter? Facebook is just another communication medium in the modern world. Do we shutdown all communication between students and teachers other than verbal or written communication in the actual classroom? Alternatively, does each school system have to invest in their own online resources for email, chat, blogging, social networking, etc, rather than rely on free services already out there? Do we attempt to not include any of these mediums in modern education at all? I'd say people just need to get over it all and deal with specific instances of inappropriate or "creep" behavior as they come up.

    8. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by macwhizkid · · Score: 1

      And kind of creepy as well. I would be perfectly comfortable with a teacher being fired for friending his students on facebook. I don't think it should rise to the level of criminality in and of itself though, and criminalizing the act itself is of questionable legality.

      I'm not quite sure when we equated "friends" on a web site with "friends" in real life. If we're really that concerned about a teacher's ability to properly manage social relationships and moderate their behavior around children, shouldn't it disturb us that the teacher gets to spend 6 hours a day in a room with them?

      And for what it's worth, if you think firing a teacher is a lower level action than a criminal prosecution, you haven't taken a close look at teacher tenure laws recently. At least in my state, the cost of outright firing a teacher is in the six-figure range. Far more common is to "pass the trash" between schools/districts, hoping they'll get discouraged enough to leave on their own.

    9. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if my teacher is a relative? I can't friend my uncle because he could be in my teacher next semester?

      Considering I know of a number of cases where teachers have taught kin (specific example there were 20 teachers who were all cousins at my high school thate left; they were a large well-to-do family of approximately 10 kids and most of them had 5-8 kids so 20 / 50-80 realy isn't that many; especially since most are millionaries from inheritance and thus are choosing careers they find rewarding) and the fact that I went to school with my 7th grade teacher's daughter k-8 (and yes that included 7th grade so she had her mom for a teacher; so now mother/daughter can be friends?).

      This is a gross over-reaction. I trust most of the teachers far more then I would the average adult. I would love to fire almost all of them in my current school district, but incompetence and apatchy towards black eyes / bruises from other kids and threats to shoot the children if they aren't quiete from substitute teachers is very different from actively abusing children.

    10. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      It depends on what you use it for. Often we use facebook to coordinate and publicize community and school theatrical events. I'm in my 40s, but have quite a few school aged "friends" (from 10 and up) and may friends in the drama and music departments of several schools. It's easy to have community, church, or extra-curricular activities where"friendships" spill across age barriers. Not all relationships between students and teachers are classroom based, and they don't have to be "creepy."

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    11. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      And don't forget your kids' real-life friends. One could argue that friending at least some of your kids' friends helps you know what calibre of people your kid hangs out with. There are a lot more corner cases than just your biological progeny.

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    12. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      Not really. When I was in highschool anyway a lot of stuff I did, movies sports and gaming (that weren't school sponsored) had participants that were teachers, some where even our own teachers. Gasp. I know that the D&D club, had 3 or 4 teachers in it, and a spread of people from ages maybe 12 or 13 to mid 40's, including parents with kids.

      As a university instructor I find befriending students on facebook enormously helpful. They don't check e-mail all that often (and, at this point, neither do I), and if they see you online they're comfortable enough to ask a quick question about whatever, where they wouldn't want to wait an hour for an e-mail reply.

      Facebook, for all of it's faults, is just about connecting people. I lived about 3 houses away from one of my teachers, and my mother was a teacher, so on a daily basis I saw a lot of my teachers at home, I knew a lot of their phone numbers (or at least could call them easily enough, not that I needed to). So before facebook I was, by the standards of 15 years ago, reasonably well connected. Today facebook lets you talk to people, that's all. If you're a 25 year old teacher who goes drinking on Saturday and posts half naked pictures of yourself drunk, or like to post drunken ramblings probably befriending students isn't for you. But even then they will see some of your pictures inevitably. If you're a 15 year old kid drinking and smoking joints posting pictures of it on facebook, where a teacher might, even incidentally see it, you're in trouble (especially if the teacher is obliged by law to report it).

      If you start to recognize, and accept facebook as a *public* way to facilitate communication you can use it effectively. If you treat it like it's supposed to be some private, secret space you're doing it wrong, and are begging for trouble, student or teacher.

    13. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Wait it is? Well I guess it is now. Back when I was a kid, yeah all of about 2 decades ago. Teachers being friends with students was not only common but encouraged(at least in Canada, though not anymore). Hell and you go back 4 decades ago, teachers would be friends with the parents of kids, and the kids, and even swing by the kids house to help them out if need be.

      I guess there's something about irrational fear that makes me wonder what the fuck is going on. Well I suppose there's a good enough reason as to why school these days seems like a mill instead of a place where you learn, and enjoy yourself.

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    14. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      You're either paranoid or not much of a social network user.

      I have no idea why you'd fire a teacher for friending people online.

      Several teachers I know use social networks as ways of keeping in touch with students about on-going projects and assignments after hours. Some even operate Facebook Groups for classes because its easier to engage modern teens that way.

      Why don't we stick to punishing people for actually doing something wrong instead? Next thing we'll fire people who go out for lunch because they could end up coming back drunk.

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    15. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by richieb · · Score: 1

      Well, the reverse law should be in place as well then. If a student "friends" a teacher on Facebook, he/she should be thrown out of school...

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    16. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I grew up in Missouri and have had 3 teachers that I knew my whole life and am good friends with.

    17. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Hahahahaha. Firing a teacher is a fucking miserable task. Unless they've raped a child, firing them is going to be a fucking monumental task, thanks to their unions. And even then, they'll probably walk away with you being contractually obligated to give them a "positive reference" to their next employer and a nice six figure settlement. I'll step aside now and let all the teachers step forward to tell me how teachers are all perfect and wonderful and unions are part of the holy trinity.

    18. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by snemarch · · Score: 1

      Inappropriate? Creepy? Why?

      Sure, it could be - OTOH, it could also lead to online bullying perhaps being noticed before a poor kiddo commits suicide?

      I used to hang out at the pub with a couple of my teachers every now and then, if facebook had been around back then it really wouldn't have been weird friending them. But hey, I live in Denmark - one of those countries that still has a bit of sanity left.

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    19. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by hamburgler007 · · Score: 1

      I don't ever recall saying that the teacher shouldn't be able to create a facebook group, I do seem to specifically say that they shouldn't friend students. I should have added the obvious exceptions which people seem to jump upon, ie a familial relationship with the student and post grade school students.

    20. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by hamburgler007 · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with a student having contact with old teachers. I find it inappropriate for a teacher to friend a student on a social network where there is personal interaction well beyond the teaching environment, and creepy that a teacher would feel the need to maintain contact with a current student through such a medium. I question the legality because of the constitutionality of such a law, not because someone shouldn't be teaching.

    21. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by Amouth · · Score: 1

      so the fact that i have a good number of my college professors on aim is a problem?

      what about e-mail addresses and regular contact previous teachers..?

      just because it is "facebook" or a "social network" does not make it some special haven for wrong doings.. what they are pushing is zero contact out side of the classroom for any reason. And all for the "think of the children, every street corner has a child molester on it" mentality.

      your saying "friend a student on a social network where there is personal interaction well beyond the teaching environment" - now take this out of context of the internet.

      my wife is a school teacher .. it is not uncommon for kids of that age to give hugs to teachers.. so say we are in a "social network" aka a Grocery store, and a kid from her class or a previous class says "hi" and gives her a hug.. Now you that is personal interaction outside the teaching environment. are you suggesting that she be fired for it? or even put in jail for it?

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    22. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if you're a teacher and you end up teaching your son/daughter, I guess the best solution is to have your child executed or something then? It would be impossible to supervise the child if they're LIVING IN THE SAME HOUSE AS THE TEACHER *GASP*. Maybe it's best if we legally forbid any teacher from having children, and legally require they get an abortion of any forthcoming child.

    23. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by camazotz · · Score: 1

      Given that molestation is statistically most likely to be caused by a known relation, it is clearly a logical to extend the ban to parents and relatives of the children as well. Teachers are probably statistically less likely then uncles and aunts to be molesting kids, after all, so at this point the only friends a child should safely have on facebook are total strangers, as they are the demographic statistically least likely to be threatening. (Surely your concern about teachers was presented as facetious irony....it was, right? Right?)

    24. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by sjames · · Score: 1

      So where is the parent's responsibility to monitor their child's regular facebook account to make sure nothing bad happens with the random non-teacher adults that might friend them? I would think that monitoring would take care of the 'problem' just fine.

    25. Re:Teacher friending student is inapprorpiate by sjames · · Score: 1

      You do realize "friending" on facebook is a rather loose association that need not imply going out together getting drunk and waking up in the same jail cell, right?

      People friend coworkers they wouldn't drink with, corporations, their kids, their parents, random inanimate objects, etc all the time.

  6. Facebook of the '70s? by jandrese · · Score: 1

    [quote]It is named after a Missouri public school student who was repeatedly molested by a teacher several decades ago. [/quote] I'm guessing the law is more encompassing than just Facebook friends, it probably aims to prevent students and teachers from becoming friends at all. Otherwise the name of the law would be rather odd given that I don't think any students and teachers were hooking up via Facebook several decades ago.

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  7. Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My old math teacher used to post help on homework on facebook, looks likes that's gone.

    1. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good. That punishes kids who don't have Facebook, which is the opposite of what should be done.

    2. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teachers should be punishing kids who do have Facebook, instead?

    3. Re:Ridiculous by xclr8r · · Score: 1

      Post the problems and assistance on a public website where friend-ing isn't necessary. My teachers use to do this before Facebook existed. Slightly less convenient but still doable.

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    4. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just needs to find a different place to put it.

      Email lists still work, and there are still plenty of free web hosting available.

    5. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just posted one of the reasons FOR this bill, actually.

      This creates an unequal split between rich and poor in education. (not that education already doesn't do this in the first place, but let's just ignore that issue)
      Or, in other words, favouritism, to an extent, for those who have internet.

      As my teachers used to say, if you have food for everyone, share it, but if you don't, no eating in class.

    6. Re:Ridiculous by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      Somebody should.

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    7. Re:Ridiculous by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Google documents can do that with significantly less risk to the parties involved.

    8. Re:Ridiculous by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Should we also go door to door and make sure that no students unfairly have home computers while others do not, and that no students unfairly have encyclopedias while others do not, or subscribe to newspapers, or magazines, or have a tutor?

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  8. Teachers already do this on their own by sandytaru · · Score: 2

    My husband (prof) routinely turns down any students that try to friend him on Facebook. Heck, he's paranoid about having anyone at his school friend him, including his fellow professors. I've also got a similar policy for work - NONE of my current coworkers are on my FB, only ones from previous jobs. It's sad they felt the need to legislate common sense.

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    1. Re:Teachers already do this on their own by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Hell, I have multiple supervisors on my Facebook friends list. I solve the problem by being careful about what I post.

    2. Re:Teachers already do this on their own by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      Not that I am faulting your logic, but I was wondering if you could shed some light on your perspective of common sense in regards to co workers.

      - Dan.

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    3. Re:Teachers already do this on their own by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      So why not have them friend him on LinkedIn?

      As a former prof I had them connect with me there, and it has worked out well ever since. Unlike Facebook, the relationships are strictly professional so there's no implied BS (sexual, favoritism, or otherwise) attached.

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    4. Re:Teachers already do this on their own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Missouri.

    5. Re:Teachers already do this on their own by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      Coworkers do not need to know what I am doing on Saturday nights, unless they are friends outside of work. They do not need to know what I think of other coworkers, my office, my bosses, or my clients. (Now, I do LOVE my current job, but if this was not the case it would still be none of their business.) They don't need to know what I think of current political situations, friends, friends of friends, or where I am or what I'm watching or how many blue medals I won in Farmville before I blocked it.

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    6. Re:Teachers already do this on their own by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      LinkedIn is a different animal, since things like parties are not coordinated there. I have quite a few former and current bosses on my LinkedIn account.

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    7. Re:Teachers already do this on their own by eepok · · Score: 1

      Indeed! It's hard enough being tall, brown, male, and charismatic in education, but add in the potential for private messages and the photos kids put on their sites... wow.

      I avoided all social media until recently and my page is fully locked down. The only way to communicate with me is if I friend you first... and no other information is volunteered. And STILL the page is only for people of a certain hobby group. No exceptions.

    8. Re:Teachers already do this on their own by supercrisp · · Score: 2

      If you're posting those things, and you think that your coworkers don't know about them, I suggest you think again. My policy is to not post anything that can't stand the bright light of day. But I'm in education, and we tend to value the exchange of ideas slightly more than the business world at large. (And that "slightly" isn't meant in any ironic way. It's only slightly.)

    9. Re:Teachers already do this on their own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google+ does a great deal to take care of this...one reason I am moving away from Facebook. (I used to post a lot. I'm a lurker now. I post strictly to Google+ as the fine-grained control is awesome.)

    10. Re:Teachers already do this on their own by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      "Limited Profile" is a beautiful thing. :)

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    11. Re:Teachers already do this on their own by Jonner · · Score: 1

      My husband (prof) routinely turns down any students that try to friend him on Facebook. Heck, he's paranoid about having anyone at his school friend him, including his fellow professors. I've also got a similar policy for work - NONE of my current coworkers are on my FB, only ones from previous jobs.

      It's sad they felt the need to legislate common sense.

      This is certainly way outside the scope of what state legislatures should be considering. If such a specific policy made sense at all, it should probably be at a school or district level. However, I question the idea that it is or should be common sense to avoid all communication with coworkers or students outside of the workplace. Would you never send an email to a coworker outside of work or call her? I don't see why relationships must be carefully compartmentalized between work and non-work.

    12. Re:Teachers already do this on their own by Temposs · · Score: 1

      The same fine-grained control is also available on facebook. It is simply not as well exposed as with Google+.

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    13. Re:Teachers already do this on their own by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I've been working as a Teaching Assistant these last few years for a class that handles about 650 students a semester, and while I made the mistake of accepting Facebook friend requests from students during my first semester, I quickly learned that doing so was foolish (I didn't see the harm at first, since Facebook, when I still had it, was essentially just a place where I made my contact info available to people I knew, and was never used for posting photos or commentary). After the first semester, I advised students that if they really wanted to be my friend for some silly reason, they should contact me after final grades were submitted, and not a minute before. I don't think I ever received another friend request from a student, but that's the way I prefer it anyway.

      My reasoning on going with that option was that a TA has a relatively limited scope in which they operate, meaning that their ability to academically affect students after they leave the class is essentially nonexistent, and the level of formality and social distance between them and their students is relatively minuscule, so being Facebook friends with a student after they are out of the TA's direct control didn't seem to be problematic. In contrast, teachers or professors being friends with students, if nothing else, has the appearance of impropriety, since it implies favoritism, special access, and a social closeness that shouldn't exist between people in their positions. The fact that professors and teachers oftentimes teach multiple classes or have social pull with the people who will be teaching those students in the future suggests that being friends with them anytime before they graduate is simply inappropriate.

      And none of that considers the fact that it may simply be awkward to be friends with people in those sorts of relationships. As you pointed out with your example of business associates, people sometimes fail to grasp the different spheres that we all exist in and what the nature of the relationships within those spheres should be. Business associates don't need to know about each other's personal lives.

      Google+ may be changing some of that, since the "Circles" in G+ don't imply or suggest friendship — merely contact — and it seems like it's becoming acceptable practice to maintain business contacts in addition to social contacts while using the same account on G+. Changing technology like G+ is also why I think legislating this is a bad idea. Establishing guidelines at the academic level should be sufficient, since the very definition of "friending" someone didn't even exist 10-15 years ago, and may not exist in just a few more years, making those laws obsolete.

    14. Re:Teachers already do this on their own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My problem with this is that "friend" on Facebook means something different from "friend" in real life, and IMHO the Missouri legislation is getting that confused. On FB it merely means I want to keep in touch with you (for whatever reason). In real life it implies a deeper interaction as well as a mutual peers interaction. If Facebook had a "Student/Teacher" or "Employee/Employer" button I suspect this legislation would never have taken off or at the very least would have allowed the "Student/Teacher" button to be pressed.

    15. Re:Teachers already do this on their own by __aazsst3756 · · Score: 1

      Smart guy. But my sarcastic side has to point out that he is a male teacher, so obviously a child molester. Sadly this bias is keeping a lot of great guys out of teaching.

    16. Re:Teachers already do this on their own by kehren77 · · Score: 1

      Sadly, not all teachers follow this policy. I know some teachers who have friended both students and parents. This seems like asking for trouble to me.

      I share your "no current co-workers" policy. It's the best way to go. I'm debating on changing this policy for Google+ as you can control content there a lot easier.

    17. Re:Teachers already do this on their own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess would be to prevent contributing to drama, gossip, he-said-she-said, shit-stirring, etc. that's common at many jobs. That and/or simply not wanting to mix professional and personal life.

    18. Re:Teachers already do this on their own by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      What supercrisp said.

      I try to live my life like in such a fashion that I can be open about everything I do on facebook if I so chose. And patently, if my co workers or employers had problems with who I am after hours then I might want to find people to work with that are more like myself. Granted this isn't a great economy to be doing that, but it's worked so far.

      - Dan.

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    19. Re:Teachers already do this on their own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its only common sense if you regularly transmit stuff on your facebook that those people shouldn't hear.... The problem is what people put in public messages on facebook in the first place... not who their friends with. Google+ solves this with its "Circles" concept

  9. Way to go Missouri by mr1911 · · Score: 1

    At least Missouri lawmakers are thinking of the children. /sarcasm

    In reality, it appears as though Missouri lawmakers are not thinking at all.

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  10. Probably a good idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Probably a good idea for teachers to have a bit of professional distance and not friend their pupils/students through social media, but is it really necessary to have a law against it?

    1. Re:Probably a good idea. by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      They probably need to go to LinkedIn instead to keep in touch.

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  11. Protects No One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately legislatures continue to legislate against teachers, and this will continue to not stop problems. Every year we hear about a teacher or two that gets caught up in allegations, but I guarantee you making it illegal to 'friend' students on Facebook will not stop it. I don't see it in the summary, but I heard yesterday that this law will also apply to former students. That's a shame given how many former students that I am able to keep in touch with after they graduate!

  12. I call bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nanny state bullshit.

  13. The CFAFI supports this law! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Friends, when it comes to the safety of children, no measure is too severe. The fact is, a disturbing proportion of teachers are Italian or display troubling Italian influences. Do you really want your son or daughter to be stewing in the cultural, multimedia influence of the Italian islamocommunist menace 24/7? Kids and Italians, and suspected Italians (I would conservatively estimate that 75% of teachers fall into this category) should be rigorously segregated from one another on the internet, for the common good.

    Teachers exist to drill our nation's students to be good soldiers and workers for America, not to recruit them with Italian propaganda to become homosexual islamocommunist sex-cadres for Italy! --underground commando of the Campaign For A Free Internet

  14. What, they can be friends offline! by JohnMurtari · · Score: 1

    I'm scandalized. Thank God the Government stepped in to control this type of fraternizing with students! But it doesn't make sense, they can still be friends "offline"??? Should the Government allow that? It really should be studied. What about being friendly outside of school -- sounds questionable. Could be risky.....

    1. Re:What, they can be friends offline! by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      The students might learn something outside of school. That'd be horrible. They may even get help with their homework! We can't allow that. All education must occur in the school, not outside of it!

    2. Re:What, they can be friends offline! by cavreader · · Score: 1

      There exists plenty of ways a student can interface with a teacher either face to face or using the teachers school assigned e-mail account Limiting Facebook usage in this area is not depriving anyone of their rights or preventing communication between a student and their teachers.

  15. What a surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that a Democrat would think that this would solve anything.

    1. Re:What a surprise... by kbolino · · Score: 1

      "NAYS—Senators—None" (http://www.senate.mo.gov/11info/pdf-jrnl/DAY68.pdf#page=31)

      I guess all the Republicans in Missouri are really Democrats.

  16. common sense by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

    Just in missouri it appears there must be a lack of common sense which is why they need a law for it.

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  17. Dumb question... by nebaz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What happens if your teacher is your parent?

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    1. Re:Dumb question... by scubamage · · Score: 2

      I'm wondering this as well. Even more - what about homeschooled children?

    2. Re:Dumb question... by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      What happens if your teacher is your parent?

      That's just a Bad Idea. It was a Bad Idea decades before Facebook - take it from me. (You really, really don't want to be the only kid in class who can have their allowance docked/be grounded by your teacher). At least in a regular school setting: home schooling might be a different kettle of fish.

      However, its the sort of Bad Idea that teachers ought to be able to sort out using their own professional judgements without using the law as a blunt instrument.

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    3. Re:Dumb question... by airfoobar · · Score: 1

      Why, that's over twice as inappropriate! In Missouri you'll get capital punishment for that!

    4. Re:Dumb question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, the article says "students or former students," which is probably overly broad--I can think of lots of instances when being "facebook friends" with former students is totally appropriate.

      And what about when the teacher is no longer a teacher?

    5. Re:Dumb question... by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

      That's DEFINITELY not allowed!

      Oh, and while they are at it, they should outlaw having children co-habit with their parents...ESPECIALLY if those parents have religious convictions!

    6. Re:Dumb question... by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      The same thing that happens if you're not related, they threaten to fire you you sue them and the law is overturned.

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    7. Re:Dumb question... by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Look at the bright side. If we were talking about some of the other states, you'd have to deal with questions about uncle-fathers and half-sister-mothers. Where do you draw the line?

    8. Re:Dumb question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhh, the parents won't be teachers then. If they were then they would send their children to school... What about when my friends help me with homework? Are they teachers now?

    9. Re:Dumb question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uncle Daddy?

    10. Re:Dumb question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or an aunt or uncle? Or a friend of the family that you've known since you were born and then get for one period of Sophomore Spanish?

      This law is idiotic... but that's not surprising.

    11. Re:Dumb question... by kehren77 · · Score: 1

      Some might not have a choice. There are still communities small enough that if your parent is a teacher you are going to be stuck in their class at some point. While I agree that it does seem to be a conflict of interests, it is sometimes unavoidable.

    12. Re:Dumb question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Politicians only code for the happy path.

    13. Re:Dumb question... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      This law is idiotic... but that's not surprising.

      An AC declaring a law idiotic when what he's ranting about isn't in the law. Now, that's not surprising!

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    14. Re:Dumb question... by TheStonepedo · · Score: 1

      With few exceptions (e.g. your parent/teacher teaches a class or chairs a club which no other teachers offer) the potential academic conflict of interest prevents this situation from occurring.
      A child in such a situation often attends the lectures of the class but is graded by another teacher familiar with the curriculum.

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    15. Re:Dumb question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens if your teacher is your parent?

      Obviouisly they assume insest and immediately remove you from the house and school... This requires much less thinking on the part of our government than actually evaluating the individual situation.

    16. Re:Dumb question... by jawahar · · Score: 1

      I'd say Senate/Governor should focus on Missouri economy instead of Facebook.

  18. Government Gets Involved by frankxcid · · Score: 0

    Another freedom goes down the drain. This is something truly fascist. An obvious way of controlling the masses all in the interest of the safety of the children. Ultimate effect, children becoming wards of the state.

  19. Teachers are pedophiles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without exception. Why else would they want to spend their days in the company of young children? I'm glad Missouri has the political courage to think of the children. I hope they also cut those cadillac pensions teachers always receive. Lousy freeloaders. Did they expect our thanks and admiration for trying to teach our kids?

  20. No online grading by vlm · · Score: 1

    Teachers cannot establish, maintain, or use a work-related website unless it is available to school administrators and the child’s legal custodian, physical custodian, or legal guardian.

    No online attendance system or grading system unless the parents have access? Weird. By attendance system I don't mean the kids attendance, but the teachers attendance (sick days, medical leave, etc). Weird.

    Teachers also cannot have a nonwork-related website that allows exclusive access with a current or former student.

    For education major K-12 teachers this makes sense, err, sorta. Does this apply to the independent contractor/consultants hired to teach my CS college level courses? What is the liability if a teacher quits, goes into private industry, and unknowingly friends a coworker who was a student decades ago (last name changed due to marriage, etc)?

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    1. Re:No online grading by vlm · · Score: 1

      Teachers cannot establish, maintain, or use a work-related website unless it is available to school administrators and the child’s legal custodian, physical custodian, or legal guardian.

      Oh wait I can beat that... School has access to lexis-nexis, they now MUST purchase subscriptions for all "legal custodian, physical custodian, or legal guardian"

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    2. Re:No online grading by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Got one even better: The school/district's Microsoft EA/SA download site. Now they get to set up accounts for pretty much everyone in the district.

      ...and Heaven help them if the school has any Oracle licensing...

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    3. Re:No online grading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For education major K-12 teachers this makes sense, err, sorta. Does this apply to the independent contractor/consultants hired to teach my CS college level courses? What is the liability if a teacher quits, goes into private industry, and unknowingly friends a coworker who was a student decades ago (last name changed due to marriage, etc)?

      Most likely, if the teacher has an even halfway decent lawyer, the case gets thrown out of court and the law repealed as unconstitutional.

    4. Re:No online grading by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      I know reading is hard for you, probably because your teachers were too friendly to point out your inability, but the article answers your second question.

    5. Re:No online grading by Amouth · · Score: 1

      good catch

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    6. Re:No online grading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The state already provides a website for tracking student attendance, homework assignments, test grades, quarterly grades, class notes, etc. As a parent, I have access to that system.

      They're talking about personal websites by teachers that duplicate these very services already provided by the state, hosted on school district servers.

      As for your example, if you are a teacher and quit, then you are no longer required to comply with the job requirements of your former job or former employer's job rules.

      I am a Missouri parent with children in the Missouri public school system. I think the requirements are reasonable. If the child needs/wants a confidential discussion with school staff, there are counselors trained and available to meet those needs, not the random teacher they were assigned that year or substitute teacher filling in.

    7. Re:No online grading by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      Learn to read. Lexis-Nexis only applies if the teacher is using it to communicate directly with students. Same with Google, same with any "work-related website". It has to be used to communicate directly with students. So yes, if the school is using its payroll system to communicate directly with students, then the parents need equal access to that of their children. But if its not, then no, learn to read. Same for the second one. No, if you quit and go into the private sector and then 30 years later friend somebody who used to be a student, it only applies if that student is still under 18 AND was at one point taught directly by you. Oh, and it also only applies if you were lying about quitting and still actually are a teacher at that school. You can add former students on facebook once they graduate highschool.

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    8. Re:No online grading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically the two quotes above state that teachers:

      a)have to allow parent's to see what they put on the web
      b)can't contact students privately

      The law makes sure parents have access. Besides being stupid that they have to have a law for this, I miss what's so bad about it.

    9. Re:No online grading by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      Huh, weird... does this prevent teachers from using Moodle / Blackboard or other online learning sites to run their courses as well? PROGRESS!! :-P

      Heh, well, it's about time I got in trouble for setting up Moodle sites for my wife's classes :-P Is she going to have to take "uses technology" out of her resume as well?

    10. Re:No online grading by omnichad · · Score: 1

      That's not exactly exclusive contact - you would hope the system is set up with administrators outside that classroom. Most teachers aren't savvy enough to set up Moodle themselves anyway, or if they are - they just have to create an account for a school administrator to access at the very least.

  21. Facebook friends != friends by zAPPzAPP · · Score: 1

    Facebook should've just called them "contacts", because that's what they are.
    Now how do we clear up this misunderstanding?

    1. Re:Facebook friends != friends by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Just switch to Google+, and allow students to put teachers into their "academic" or "teachers" circle, but not their "friends" or "hotties" circle.

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    2. Re:Facebook friends != friends by Karellen · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up.

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    3. Re:Facebook friends != friends by mrchapp · · Score: 1

      MOD PARENT UP. And mod brother post up too (the one about circles in Google+).

    4. Re:Facebook friends != friends by MTO_B. · · Score: 1

      That doesn't change anything. You could do the same in facebook, it's just that it's not called "circles".

    5. Re:Facebook friends != friends by Arctech · · Score: 1

      Would saying +1 to this be too meta?

    6. Re:Facebook friends != friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the student teacher in high school German class, who taught us all the dirty words the day the regular teacher wasn't there, absolutely belonged in the "hotties" circle, and was only teaching us for a couple of weeks. (Realistically, she also belonged in the "out of your league" circle, but she was probably only 21, and most of the class was 17, and I didn't go to $State U so I didn't run into her after she was done teaching us.)

  22. Vote with your feet! by Plugh · · Score: 1

    I'd say if you're in Missouri, you should get the hell out while you still can.

    1. Re:Vote with your feet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great idea! So I'll assume you've got jobs lined up for them when they move out, right?

      What? You don't? Well then, shut your mouth. Some of us kind of prefer having money without having to mooch off of everyone we know, and thus need a job if we're going to move somewhere.

      As someone who's been trying to move far, far away from where he lives and not having luck on the job front, that sort of attitude is insulting at the very least.

    2. Re:Vote with your feet! by Plugh · · Score: 1

      We provide what helpful info we can: http://www.freestateproject.org/jobs

      Of course, entrepreneurs and self-starters are always welcome. The Project seems to have self-selected to create a skew towards IT folks who can pretty much work from anywhere.

    3. Re:Vote with your feet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That should be easy.... People in Missouri run around without shoes off anyway, so voting with their feet won't be an issue.

      Personally, I find it more effective to vote with my hands, but that's just me.

  23. If the student is udnerage, yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But if both are adult, it might rise up some question about noting the student, but I don't see anything inappropriate between an adult student having a relationship (friendely/sexual/romantic) with an adult teacher.

  24. Deprived Again by jimmerz28 · · Score: 1

    Teachers and students should be the ones to make this decision not the state.

    And if the students happen to be minors the parents should be monitoring their child's Facebook usage, again not the State.

    I'm not sure what this moronic governor thinks, but the government is not a replacement for parenting.

    1. Re:Deprived Again by Slippery_Hank · · Score: 1

      Not teachers and students, just teachers. A teacher should know that it is inappropriate to have students on your facebook. The fact that its a law must mean that there are too many teachers in Missouri who are crossing the line.

    2. Re:Deprived Again by jimmerz28 · · Score: 1

      If I'm an 18 year old high school student and want to be friends with my math teacher who are you or the state to tell us we are unable to?

      Nobody is the correct answer.

      Next up you can't friend your uncle, friend's parents or priests/bishops/clergy members in case they're out to molest you.

    3. Re:Deprived Again by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      Not teachers and students, just teachers. A teacher should know that it is inappropriate to have students on your facebook. The fact that its a law must mean that there are too many teachers in Missouri who are crossing the line.

      No, its just another outbreak of zero-risk, zero-tolerance, zero-intelligence, nothing-eats-lawyers culture.

      Having an "unprofessional" relationship with a student has long been a good way for a teacher to get fired, but heaven forbid that the decision of what was "unprofessional" should be subject to any sort of human judgement or interpretation. Ye gods man! Someone in management might have to take a decision (shudder) and someone might later challenge that decision (inconceivable!) No, we must have a specific law that bans every specific thing that might go wrong, and the next time we have a scandal the inquiry can have fun recommending new unenforceable laws to ban all the other specific things that they missed the last time round or have been invented since. Naturally these will be over-broad and result in lots of compliance documentation and periodically snare a teacher doing something perfectly innocent. Meanwhile, anybody contemplating serious abuse will just have to use a false Facebook name because (and this is the one that our illustrious leaders don't seem to get) criminals are people who don't obey the law.

      Next semester's top school sport: use a false ID to trick teacher into friending you on Facebook, then report them.

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    4. Re:Deprived Again by Mhtsos · · Score: 1

      No need to trick anyone, just snap a photo, make a fb profile for the teacher, friend yurself and blackmail away. How can he prove it's not his account?

    5. Re:Deprived Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moronic governor indeed. This is the same guy that fought to get rid of the Tour of Missouri that cost the state $1 million but brought in over $30 million to the state and gave us free international advertising to over 200 countries. This was all to spite the Lieutenant Governor from the opposing party that he saw as a threat. I guarantee that this was something that will be used at election time to show he is protecting children when in fact, it makes discovery of illicit relations slightly more difficult to stumble upon.

  25. The first amendment by z4ce · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

    How in the world does a law forbidding teachers from being friends with students meet that criteria?

    1. Re:The first amendment by gQuigs · · Score: 1

      right of the people peaceably to assemble
      In other Constitution's it is spelled out a little more it seems: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_association

    2. Re:The first amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does anything government does respect any rights?

    3. Re:The first amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congress isn't making the law, the state of Missouri is. Per Amendment 10: "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people".

    4. Re:The first amendment by z4ce · · Score: 1

      The Supreme Court has always ruled that the first amendment also applies to the states (rightly or wrongly).

    5. Re:The first amendment by kaellinn18 · · Score: 2

      Because Congress didn't enact this law?

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    6. Re:The first amendment by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      There are many court decisions which demonstrate that minors are not people in the US.

    7. Re:The first amendment by sribe · · Score: 1

      Conveniently ignoring amendment 14 are we?

    8. Re:The first amendment by scamper_22 · · Score: 1

      Same way the government has infringed on countless other areas.

      It's a regulation.

      The federal government gets around various state rights programs by taxing people, setting up a federal program, then attaching a bunch of regulation the states must adopt. Don't like the law? Don't take the money!

      Here, this is a regulation on education. Don't like it? Don't be a teacher. Don't worry, the government has already taxed people enough to fund the public monopoly system so most people don't have the ability to go to private schools and free themselves of the regulations they might not like.

      There are very rights that are actually rights anymore. The power hungry folks in government figured out long ago you just need economic coercion to violate the rights of most people and you can bypass the whole rights and separation of powers all together.

    9. Re:The first amendment by alen · · Score: 1

      almost every organization has rules about fraternizing between teachers and students or anyone with power over someone in general. these things go back to before there was a united states.

      now that i think about it, i can't peaceably assemble with people in the middle of a highway. my rights are being trampled

    10. Re:The first amendment by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      States can't make laws that violate the Constitution; Amendment 10 doesn't give them free reign to ignore it. I believe the point is moot though in that no criminal charges are laid here and thus the conduct is not actually prohibited, just made clear to teachers that if they do violate the conduct set out they will be fired.

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    11. Re:The first amendment by Amouth · · Score: 1

      because it wasn't Congress that made it - this is a state level law not a federal

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    12. Re:The first amendment by TC+Wilcox · · Score: 1

      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

      How in the world does a law forbidding teachers from being friends with students meet that criteria?

      Missouri is not Congress so restrictions on Congress don't apply to them.

    13. Re:The first amendment by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      Facebook is a communications medium. It's also a tremendously popular and common one. So yes, saying you can speak but not in that common mode where 700 million other people speak, does abridge the freedom of speech.

    14. Re:The first amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. The Supreme Court has already asserted that Bill of Rights applies to state legislatures as well. I think the 14th amendment does this as well.

    15. Re:The first amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Congress didn't enact this law?

      See: Fourteenth Amendment

    16. Re:The first amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      irrelevant. the states can't violate the bill of rights either.

    17. Re:The first amendment by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      Nope. The Supreme Court has already asserted that Bill of Rights applies to state legislatures as well. I think the 14th amendment does this as well.

      That doesn't stop the state from doing it. Although the courts could strike it down if challenged.

      If you want to try to challenge the law on the basis of the 14th amendment, you're gonna need to get the case into the court system. And to get the case in, you're gonna need to show that it affects you directly. Probably most straightforward way to do that is to break the law and get prosecuted. And of course, you'll probably suffer punishment and other consequences like job loss, community disapproval, financial ruin, etc.

      IANAL, but I did read a John Grisham book in a Holiday Inn once. And I took US Government class ages ago. So if a real lawyer wants to chime in -- or even a google commando who'd like to show just how quick a search he conducted to prove my ignorance -- please correct, clarify, amplify or otherwise improve my quick and dirty analysis.

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    18. Re:The first amendment by StormReaver · · Score: 1

      Congress shall make no law...abridging...the right of the people peaceably to assemble....

      Note the emphasized word. This says nothing about states.

      However, from the Missouri Constitution:

      "Section 9. Rights of peaceable assembly and petition. --That the people have the
      right peaceably to assemble for their common good
      , and to apply to those invested with
      the powers of government for redress of grievances by petition or remonstrance."

      So while not a violation of the U.S. Constitution, it most certainly is a violation of the Missouri Constitution. This is, of course, assuming that state courts actually read and follow their respective Constitutions; something that seems to be increasingly rare in this country.

    19. Re:The first amendment by FreelanceWizard · · Score: 2
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    20. Re:The first amendment by rsborg · · Score: 1

      Because Congress didn't enact this law?

      The first amendment even applies to state laws, since it's part of the US constitution with supersedes state law.
      AFAIK, order of precedence is US Constitution > Federal Law > State Constitution > State Law > Municipal code

      So any teacher who wants to become precedent can just go for it and suffer through the legal process to invalidate the law... in the meanwhile, the worthless Missouri legislature who passed this excrement will go and make more crappier laws that are obviously unconstitutional.

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    21. Re:The first amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but it doesn't work that way. States and Local municipalities don't get to have laws that violate the U.S. Constitution.
      See: Federalism.

    22. Re:The first amendment by stinerman · · Score: 1

      And as always happens in this case, someone has to bring up the 14th Amendment:

      No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States

    23. Re:The first amendment by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Or abortion would be illegal.

    24. Re:The first amendment by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      Please, learn something about constitutional law. The level of ignorance in this topic is astounding.

    25. Re:The first amendment by Amouth · · Score: 1

      feed me - i knew it was a bad line - it was meant to be funny..

      in all honest i (in my head) was just thinking all the crap state and local laws..

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    26. Re:The first amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We no longer live in the 19th century. The due process clause of the 14th amendment, very roughly speaking, leads to states having to obey the Bill of Rights as well. Google "incorporation of the Bill of Rights".

  26. Sad new paranoid world by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I see everyone is in agreement with this.
    It's a shame. When I was a teenager I was friends with one of my teachers. He took me under his wing, brought me to cool places that I wouldn't have been exposed to otherwise. He became friends with my family. Never an inappropriate touch or word.

    But everyone knows now that all men are child molesters, especially teachers.

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    1. Re:Sad new paranoid world by scubamage · · Score: 1

      And likewise, all female teachers are awesome. Well, except the ugly ones. And even they're still mostly awesome.

    2. Re:Sad new paranoid world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... being molested by a female teacher WOULD have been awesome.

    3. Re:Sad new paranoid world by Ahnteis · · Score: 1

      > I see everyone is in agreement with this.

      Are we reading the same website?

    4. Re:Sad new paranoid world by ProzacPatient · · Score: 2

      I thought about this too. We have such a broken education system to the point that its because a bureaucratic paper pushing institution and a poster child for election campaigns.
      I think I understand the intent of this law but teachers can often inspire their students to reach for great achievements if they're allowed to interact with their students and not have to treat them like drones. The type of teacher I'm talking about are ones like Erin Gruwell.

    5. Re:Sad new paranoid world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must protests in the strongest possible terms against your assertion that all teachers are child molesters. I know several teachers and some of them are not.

    6. Re:Sad new paranoid world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG he must have hypnotized you pretty well to not remember those horrors.

    7. Re:Sad new paranoid world by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      I don't think everyone is okay with it, since you shouldn't be legislating something that is better handled at the academic level.

      And I had some similar experiences. Growing up, I had several different teachers go well beyond the call of duty in providing me with additional opportunities to broaden my skills and knowledge. I kept in touch with my 5th grade teacher (who was the first one to do so) and many of my high school teachers well into college and grad school. Since my parents still live in the area where I went to high school, I used to make a point of stopping in to say "hi" to many of them whenever I passed through, but haven't done that so much in recent years.

    8. Re:Sad new paranoid world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see everyone is in agreement with this.
      It's a shame. When I was a teenager I was friends with one of my teachers. He took me under his wing, brought me to cool places that I wouldn't have been exposed to otherwise. He became friends with my family. Never an inappropriate touch or word.

      But everyone knows now that all men are child molesters, especially teachers.

      A lot crazy things happen when we look at the population at large. I wouldn't be surprised if this move was motivated by a case where standard procedure within some schools (or even school policy) was to friend teachers with students, and this bill was brought as a means to end it. This is speculation, I know, but let's face it: we (the public) rarely know the facts.

    9. Re:Sad new paranoid world by synapse7 · · Score: 1

      What about the opposite end of the spectrum? Apparently my highschool physics teacher was good looking, girls would lean over his desk letting their breasts hang out to ask him questions. Girls without breasts would sit in the front with miniskirts and spread their legs. I'm not sure the student body needed any more means for contact in this type of situation.

    10. Re:Sad new paranoid world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all are men there are more female teachers molesters, prosecuted than males

    11. Re:Sad new paranoid world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a sad f*cked up world we live in. :( Glad your teacher was so cool.

    12. Re:Sad new paranoid world by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, teachers and priests. Can't trust any of them.

    13. Re:Sad new paranoid world by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      Don't be too sad. This is Missouri, after all.

    14. Re:Sad new paranoid world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, most school districts already have social networking solutions set up and running. This whole media fuck-blabber inferring Facebook is the only option is just wrong. Blackboard, FirstClass, Moodle, and many other projects allow a teacher or administrator to set up their own virtual classrooms and/or virtual schools. And unlike Facebook, these are private, secure environments where the teacher controls information access, not a monetize-everything zealot like Zuckerberg. Content filtering is quite important in a school environment and while the ignorant news media only chooses to focus on the 'sexually explicit' aspects, in reality there's also a major issue involving discipline and control. Restricting students to educational and relevant online media makes a lot of sense, allowing kids unrestricted access to what a Mark Zuckerberg feels is pertinent does not.

    15. Re:Sad new paranoid world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes you wonder why one would want to become a teacher these days (especially if you are male). A good example of a few bad apples ruining it for everyone else. I too had a few inspiring teachers in my school years. Without them, I too would not have landed into the opportunities that I have had.

  27. Government should stay out of private sector by uigrad_2000 · · Score: 1

    Every teacher I know has their own facebook policy. I really think this is best.

    Most teachers that I know have separate facebook accounts. One is for being friends with the students, and one is personal. I know one person that even uses facebook to discuss assignments during off-work hours. It's an easy way for her to make sure that the students see what she posts.

    I can't figure out why a law would be needed here.

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    1. Re:Government should stay out of private sector by cOldhandle · · Score: 1

      Every teacher I know has their own facebook policy. I really think this is best.

      Most teachers that I know have separate facebook accounts. One is for being friends with the students, and one is personal. I know one person that even uses facebook to discuss assignments during off-work hours. It's an easy way for her to make sure that the students see what she posts.

      I can't figure out why a law would be needed here.

      This is the major problem I see with it - students registered with Facebook and friends with the teacher would receive more attention and help than students that didn't accept the terms and conditions of Facebook (a private company). This law sounds good to me!

    2. Re:Government should stay out of private sector by gknoy · · Score: 1

      That's like saying that people who don't visit/phone/e-mail the teacher to ask questions don't get as much help as those who do, and so no one should be allowed to visit/phone/e-mail the teacher. The first part is true, but the latter is an absurd conclusion.

    3. Re:Government should stay out of private sector by cOldhandle · · Score: 1

      No, it's more like the teacher saying "Hey anyone can phone/email me for help at any time, but you must use a specific telecom company/webmail company that I like to pimp, anyone who uses a different service provider can just fuck off, sorry"

    4. Re:Government should stay out of private sector by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      Boy are you going to be pissed when you get into college. Ever hear of webassign?

    5. Re:Government should stay out of private sector by cOldhandle · · Score: 1

      When I was in college, the lecturers used moogle or custom submission scripts, and I didn't have to register accounts with private companies and accept draconian contracts like allowing all communications to be data-mined and monetized. Any communication with lecturers was by e-mail or in "meatspace" - if any had insisted we had to register with some random commercial social networking site and "friend" them to communicate with them, I doubt I'd have complied! I guess it's different in the US? Or for non-CS degrees?

    6. Re:Government should stay out of private sector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't read the article (of course) but gotta think this is targeted at public schools, and private primary/secondary education by extension, right? Not quite "the private sector".

  28. Correct link by kbolino · · Score: 1

    http://www.senate.mo.gov/11info/pdf-jrnl/DAY48.pdf#page=8

    Sorry about that, same result though.

  29. Inaccurate Article? by Rary · · Score: 1

    I haven't read the entire Bill, but I'm not sure I agree with the article's interpretation of it. The section that the article writer has a problem with says this:

    Teachers cannot establish, maintain, or use a work-related website unless it is available to school administrators and the child's legal custodian, physical custodian, or legal guardian. Teachers also cannot have a nonwork-related website that allows exclusive access with a current or former student.

    The article writer is concerned about the second sentence, stating that "(i)t’s the actual friending, messaging, and whatever other direct connection you can make on a social network that will not be allowed". However, the second sentence really doesn't say that. In fact, the start of the paragraph, which the article writer skipped over, states:

    By January 1, 2012, every school district must develop a written policy concerning teacher-student communication and employee-student communications. Each policy must include appropriate oral and nonverbal personal communication, which may be combined with sexual harassment policies, and appropriate use of electronic media as described in the act, including social networking sites.

    So really, the law is just stating that schools are required to define, in writing, exactly how students can and cannot communicate using various means, including social networking sites. In other words, the law is not banning anything, but merely forcing the schools to establish and communicate their own rules.

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    1. Re:Inaccurate Article? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Surely the sentence the article writer is concerned about still applies though. School districts are required to define their policies but then there are two already defined rules encoded in the law itself. Why would those two not apply?

    2. Re:Inaccurate Article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't read the entire Bill, but I'm not sure I agree with the article's interpretation of it. The section that the article writer has a problem with says this:

      Teachers cannot establish, maintain, or use a work-related website unless it is available to school administrators and the child's legal custodian, physical custodian, or legal guardian. Teachers also cannot have a nonwork-related website that allows exclusive access with a current or former student.

      The article writer is concerned about the second sentence, stating that "(i)t’s the actual friending, messaging, and whatever other direct connection you can make on a social network that will not be allowed". However, the second sentence really doesn't say that. In fact, the start of the paragraph, which the article writer skipped over, states:

      By January 1, 2012, every school district must develop a written policy concerning teacher-student communication and employee-student communications. Each policy must include appropriate oral and nonverbal personal communication, which may be combined with sexual harassment policies, and appropriate use of electronic media as described in the act, including social networking sites.

      So really, the law is just stating that schools are required to define, in writing, exactly how students can and cannot communicate using various means, including social networking sites. In other words, the law is not banning anything, but merely forcing the schools to establish and communicate their own rules.

      What I find interesting, is that the phrasing: "...appropriate oral and nonverbal personal communication..." Why didn't they just say "verbal and nonberbal". "Oral" in this context has negative connotation associated with it. Like they are concerned with something other than the spoken word.

    3. Re:Inaccurate Article? by Rary · · Score: 1

      It's not that they don't apply, but I'm not convinced thet actually say what the article writer is suggesting they say. The first sentence prevents communication through a work-related website without school administration and parents having access to that communication. The second sentence prevents communication through a nonwork-related website "that allows exclusive access with a current or former student". The issue appears to be this "exclusive access", which really just sounds like they're extending the work-related website policy to nonwork-related websites as well. In other words, if the school administration or the student's teachers have access to the communication, then the teacher would not have "exclusive access" to the student, and therefore that would be okay.

      Basically, it's forbidding "secret" communication. As along as the communication is out in the open, and in accordance with the school's written policy, then it's okay.

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    4. Re:Inaccurate Article? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      It's a law, wording is extremely important.

      I can't see how that second sentence doesn't ban teachers from using gmail. At least one current or former student likely has a gmail account. You can send an email that is private communication. Gmail is a website. It allows that exclusive access. Hence teachers can't use it.

    5. Re:Inaccurate Article? by Rary · · Score: 1

      I can't see how that second sentence doesn't ban teachers from using gmail. At least one current or former student likely has a gmail account. You can send an email that is private communication. Gmail is a website. It allows that exclusive access. Hence teachers can't use it.

      Well, no, it doesn't prevent them from using GMail at all, but it does prevent them from using GMail to communicate with a student. You can't just focus on the wording of a particular sentence, removed from context. You have to look at the whole of the Bill. That's how laws work. A judge, when interpreting a law, doesn't isolate a single sentence and try to extract the law's meaning from it on its own. Yes, individual sentences and their wording have meaning, but so does context. The Bill is about sexual misconduct between teachers and students, and that particular section is about private communication.

      If a teacher wants to email a student, they should be sending the email from their school provided account to the student's school provided account, not using a private GMail account. A teacher's school provided email account is accessible to the administration, and the administration would likely grant parents access to the student's account if they want to check for any indecent communication going on.

      That's exactly the point. Keep the communication out in the open, not hidden away. Let me ask you this? What possible legitimate reason can there be for a teacher to send an email to a student that she or he doesn't want either the administration or the student's parents to know about?

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    6. Re:Inaccurate Article? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Well, no, it doesn't prevent them from using GMail at all, but it does prevent them from using GMail to communicate with a student. You can't just focus on the wording of a particular sentence, removed from context. You have to look at the whole of the Bill. That's how laws work. A judge, when interpreting a law, doesn't isolate a single sentence and try to extract the law's meaning from it on its own. Yes, individual sentences and their wording have meaning, but so does context. The Bill is about sexual misconduct between teachers and students, and that particular section is about private communication.

      Sure if your law makers are incompetent and want to let judges work out what they meant instead of using equally simple language which says what they actually mean. In this case stating that any website which "allows" communication is not allowed, but instead stating that the communication is not allowed.

      That's exactly the point. Keep the communication out in the open, not hidden away. Let me ask you this? What possible legitimate reason can there be for a teacher to send an email to a student that she or he doesn't want either the administration or the student's parents to know about?

      Because the student is their younger 16 year old sibling who once attended the school the fresh out of college teacher is teaching at, and they are discussing the younger sibling's struggles with homosexuality (or just having a private discussion)?

      Sure a very special case, but I wasn't arguing about that I was arguing about the extremely broad rule the text states.

  30. Sooo, Circles don't count? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have their relationships be on G+ instead?

  31. Are we Talking College or High School Here? by Ben_R_R · · Score: 1

    TFA is not clear if this bans college professors and stud nets from being friends on Facebook et al. There are no high school teachers I am still in contact with, but I do have a few college professors as Facebook friends. And no waiting until after the class either, the law bans friending current and former students.

  32. Think of the children! by Baloroth · · Score: 1
    FTFA:

    Senate Bill 54 is dubbed the Amy Hestir Student Protection Act, which aims to fight inappropriate contact between students and teachers, including protecting children from sexual misconduct by their educators. It is named after a Missouri public school student who was repeatedly molested by a teacher several decades ago.

    Not only no friending on Facebook, BTW. It doesn't allow "social networking" contact through any means (i.e. IMing), although it does seem to have an exception for work-related websites (i.e. school-monitored), and it only seems to include networking websites (which is odd). What, exactly, is this law supposed to achieve? No teacher looking to molest a kid is going to care if they are breaking this law, and it's easy enough to avoid being caught. And teachers, who have close contact with their students every day, don't need social networks to communicate. The whole thing looks like a "look! We're doing something to protect your kids! Vote for us!" Someone should point out how most students also have small, portable, real time voice communication devices called "cell phones". Oh, and texting. Don't believe that does anything about that either. Oh! Almost forgot "email" (The language specifically mentions "website"). In fact, it looks like it only impedes students and teachers who are actually, you know, friends. Which can and does happen.

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    1. Re:Think of the children! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, it looks like it only impedes students and teachers who are actually, you know, friends. Which can and does happen.

      Exactly. These people believe that teachers should be automatons that execute government/school policy - no more, no less.

  33. Strict enforcement by SethThresher · · Score: 1

    I wonder what they'll do for say, home schooled kids, or kids who happen to have parents of relatives who are teachers? I know that most kids aren't super thrilled about having to friend their parents, but will they make it actually illegal in those cases?

  34. As the resident nerd teacher at my school by Cramit · · Score: 1

    I tend to form close relationships to the nerdy students in the school, and I tend to have more in common with them then the other teachers I work with. I also politely inform each student that tries to friend me on Facebook that I won't friend them until graduation, since I use my Facebook for personal rather then profession purposes. Once they graduate I have no problem friending them if they approach me again.

  35. Re:Object In East Texas Lake Could Be From Shuttle by Sperbels · · Score: 1

    WTF!?!?! Can someone explain to me why someone even bothered posting this?

  36. Re:Object In East Texas Lake Could Be From Shuttle by erroneus · · Score: 1

    Why does this remind me of the bit in 'Joe Dirt' where he mistakes a poop tank for a bomb and straps himself to it.

  37. More importantly by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    Can they still poke each other even if they're not friends?

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    1. Re:More importantly by Brucelet · · Score: 1

      Does facebook still have pokes? It's been years since i've noticed the feature.

    2. Re:More importantly by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      You're just too old to poke...

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  38. With educational legislation... by macwhizkid · · Score: 1

    You can legislate the process, or you can legislate the outcome. But you can't do both. The problem is, most of our Congress critters write school legislation the same way they write the tax code. It doesn't work that way. When you mandate the state curriculum and direct teachers to spent their classroom time in specific ways, you remove their ability to use their own judgement and skills in a field that desperately requires that level of micromanagement.

    So, in our fear of the unquantifiable, we've removed yet another useful new tool for teachers to reach out and connect with their students. We've now legislated the process, and we're stuck with whatever (bad) outcome we end up with.

    Back when I was in college, I aspired to be a high school teacher (writing software was a temp gig). Today I wouldn't dream of going into teaching having seen the clusterf*** NCLB has made of it.

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  40. Family too? by Flammon · · Score: 1

    How does this work when the teacher/principal is a parent/grand parent of the student?

  41. Horseshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And kind of creepy as well. I would be perfectly comfortable with a teacher being fired for friending his students on facebook.

    Unbelievable. So, teachers are all potential pedophiles, eh?

    In this day and age finding decent role models is near impossible. Politicians are all lying scumbags. Business leaders are cheating sons of bitches. Scientists are spineless cowards. And entertainers are just garbage.

    There were actually a few teachers in my day who actually took the depressed, shy, abused, and withdrawn child that I was and inspired me to try to do better. Some of them were able to pull talents out of me that I didn't realize that I possessed. If I had more contact with them - on a professional and even friend level - I think that my life would be much much better.

    Looking back from my middle aged wisdom, I can see teachers who were enthusiastic about teaching and their subjects - they loved children. The thought of them molesting or doing anything to harm a child (0-18 years old) doesn't even cross my mind.

    I have known sleazy people who preyed on children - they did it in private and they were slick about it - they would never do it on Facebook - to great of a chance of being caught.

    1. Re:Horseshit by Seumas · · Score: 1

      So, teachers are all potential pedophiles, eh?

      Yes. Where the fuck have you been the last twenty years? Hell, I knew a fifteen year old girl who befriended a PE teacher in her district online and within a week, he made a trip to her home while her mother was gone for the day and they banged. It happens all the time. Read the news, if you doubt me. Just don't set a Google News Alert on the keywords, because it'll be filling your inbox.

      http://www.google.com/search?q=teacher+sex+with+student

    2. Re:Horseshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      teachers are all potential pedophiles ... Hell, I knew a fifteen year old girl who befriended a PE teacher

      Did you really misspell "five" that badly, or are you just completely ignorant of what the word "pedophile" actually means?

    3. Re:Horseshit by Manos_Of_Fate · · Score: 1

      So if a bunch of people in your chosen profession commit murder, should we start treating all members of your profession like potential murderers?

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    4. Re:Horseshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The proportion of politicians who are lying scumbags and business leaders who are cheating fucks are both vastly higher than the proportion of teachers who eye off the pupils.

      Much better for society would be a law that made it illegal for politicians to lie, and illegal for business leaders to have their corporations commit crimes.

    5. Re:Horseshit by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      He's right in almost all states and you're wrong.

    6. Re:Horseshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wtf? The parent you responded to was referring to it being creepy that teachers were tracking your students' online activity, not about them being pedophiles

      what is wrong with you

    7. Re:Horseshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh really? I'm not wrong. Show me an actual law from any state which uses the word "pedophile" or "pedophilia", and I'll show you my surprised face if they used the word incorrectly, because the laws in my state weren't written by idiots who couldn't read their dictionary.

      It being illegal to have sex with a 15-year-old does not make someone a pedophile for doing it. The word has a dictionary definition, and that isn't it.

  42. Don't politicians ( everywhere ) ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... have anything better to do, like dealing with unemployment, budget deficits, the environment ??? I mean really ?

  43. There goes the neighborhood.... by TavisJohn · · Score: 1

    Seriously tho, some teachers use FB to help students with their homework and such. One kid asks a question that many others in the class may have. When the teacher answers it, many students can benefit.

  44. Common Sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sure why we need a law for this, but as someone who teaches at a (private) Missouri university, this just seems like common sense to me. There is very little to gain from being friends (online or otherwise) with your students while they are in your class, and it can cause many headaches (appearance of favoritism, abuse of power, etc.). Generally it is wisest to wait until after the class is over to have any sort of non-work relationship with your students.

  45. Against the Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Posting AC because I'm at work and I don't log in while at work...)

    Rather than make it illegal for teachers to be friends with students how about you just make it illegal for teachers to have illegal relations with someone under-age. Simple.

    What comes next? Making it illegal for a teacher and student to walk on the same side of the street? Yeah, I know that sounds stupid but it's also stupid for it to be illegal for a teacher and student to be friends. I think we can all think of many examples of students pretty much being saved because of the kindness and friendship shown them by a teacher they like and respect. Take that away and a large number of students will end up feeling more alone than they already do.

    In other words, won't someone think of the children?

    Hey, if "they" can use that to defend their stance, we can use it to defend ours.

  46. Comes with the job by ZephyrQ · · Score: 1

    Let's see, public school teachers (I was one for 5 years) are expected to spend 50-70 hours a week perfecting their craft and spend 'extra time' tutoring/helping/counseling students. On the plus side, I'm sure thousands of students over the years have been helped by a caring and nurturing teacher; I'm not sure I would've survived high school if it wasn't for a caring English teacher.

    However, is it any wonder that teachers feel that the only human contact they get is the children they serve? And when a group of students drag you into their 'drama' (and it happens quite often), it is easy to lose site of your real goal, which is to teach a subject.

    Facebook (and other social media, including texts) is just another vehicle to be abused by the side effect of 50+ hours a week with students. Would you, as a teacher, give a student and his/her friends a ride home in the rain? How about some $ for lunch? Advice? What if they call you at home? Of course, there are proper responses to these questions, but the lines get blurred very quickly.

    The Missouri law is just a response to this. Popular teachers are often the ones that blur the lines of professional separation. And, in a professional sense, a teacher is often criticized if they are not 'effective'--and popularity is often a side effect of this.

    Common sense says a teacher shouldn't friend a student. Professional sense says you should be available to your students. Legal sense says you should steer clear (as I often did). But after 50+ hours a week with teenagers, what time/energy do you have for other nurturing human contact (and often teenagers are very nurturing, sometimes for the wrong reasons admittedly). AND, in many states, getting caught (by photograph but often by a parent) at a bar/party/unpopular political event (including religious) will cost you a fine, a reprimand, your job, and even your license. I like live music--do you know how many times I and my teacher friends had to make sure the club/bar owned did NOT take our pictures for his popularity wall? So where else does a teacher go for 'real world' contact?

    (flame shield on)--Obviously, there are things teachers should/could do to get positive relationships. BUT, we are talking about people who, in a general sense, are like you and I: We know what we should do but get away with blurring the lines because we are too tired/angry/desperate to 'follow the rules'-- (flame shield off).

  47. I'm just upset by greymond · · Score: 1

    I'm upset that none of the hot female teachers when I was growing up wanted to leave their husbands and bang me during and after my junior high classes.

  48. Banning priests? by chomsky68 · · Score: 1

    When is Missouri going to ban priests talking to underaged kiddies? I see more chance of 'sexual misconduct' happening in Sunday schools than on FB.

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    1. Re:Banning priests? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      When Missouri employs them.

  49. Treating teachers like students by kakyoin01 · · Score: 1

    This law basically says that teachers aren't mature enough to take care of themselves and use their good judgment as adults. Maybe some can't, but compared to other groups of humans (like, for example, still-maturing teenage students) they are much better at doing so. There will always be "edge cases" with every human grouping. Get over it, legislature. Welcome to humanity.

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  50. Well, maybe... by DesScorp · · Score: 1

    Too much crap, from favoritism to improper relationships, could originate between teachers and students on facebook.

    A cardinal rule in any book of leadership is that the leader and the men aren't buddies. They can be friend-ly, but not friends. In the military it's called fraternizing, and is strictly verboten. It's a pretty good, time tested rule. There's a big difference between being one of the guys and being their leader. And teaching is a form of leadership. It's not exactly like other authority/subordinate roles, but there are indeed clear lines that should be drawn. It is undoubtedly harder to be an effective teacher if you're one of the kids. There has to be the requisite respect for superior authority there (and a teacher, by definition, is an authority on on the knowledge being taught).

    I don't question the policy so much as how it's being enacted. A state law? Simply making it state education department policy should be sufficient.

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    1. Re:Well, maybe... by mini+me · · Score: 1

      A Facebook friend is a long way from being a real friend. Looking at how many "friends" the average Facebook user amasses, they can't even hardly be friendly, let alone friends, with most of them.

    2. Re:Well, maybe... by corbettw · · Score: 1

      A regulation would just mean someone could lose their job. That's nothing. Much better to make sure it's a felony and someone could go to prison.

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    3. Re:Well, maybe... by bws111 · · Score: 1

      The only law is that school districts must have a written policy for acceptable communication between teachers and students, and this law must include all communication, including social networking.

  51. First Amendment Anyone? by DarkOx · · Score: 1

    I think there are some serious first Amendment issues here. First of all does Freedom of assembly include assembling online? If so then this is clearly a violation of the Teachers and the Students rights.

    Looked at another way Friend[ing] someone on Facebook is a public statement. Facebook does not have to let you friend anyone they don't want you to, its there service. I suppose the teacher is the state's employee but outside of being able to regulate comments about the schools and the education system, where does the state obtain any authority to limit the teacher's speech? I can't even imagine a legitimate argument to restrict the students right to express friendship with their teacher outside of school.

    Where is the ACLU when you actually need them?

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  52. Really depends on school and teacher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My son has several of his HS teachers as friends.

    A) I'm personally acquainted with his teachers
    B) They're interested in my son as an individual, not as a subject
    C) They care about his views and attitudes, as it affects his class performance

    Laws are not a good replacement for parents who are not involved in their children's lives and educations.

    If you don't have the time or interest, you shouldn't be having children.

  53. Children of teachers by Brucelet · · Score: 1

    So does that mean that kids whose parents are teachers in Missouri now have legal recourse to avoid embarassing posts on their facebook walls? We all should be so lucky...

  54. in France, teachers "shouldn't" use Facebook by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

    My sister teaches 6 yo, a friend 12-15. Both have received (understated) guidelines that they "shouldn't" use Facebook for anything work-related.

    I can understand how having an open means of communication with students, and publishing content with shaky confidentiality, can be a sensitive subject. But the rule does seem a little ass-backwards: other social services are not discouraged, and more specific guidelines (make your groups invite-only, all your content confidential, make clear that "classroom behavior rules" apply...) are not even mentioned.

    In the end, sis and mate end up doing all the wrong things (publishing photos of kids to a much wider audience than they realize, getting trolled...) for marginal results, as a lot of kids and even parents only know Facebook and won't register with / visit regularly another site.

    I don't know how flexible Facebook can be, but I'm sure an outfit as big as an education ministry could wrangle special conditions and a simplified, secure interface, for a few hundreds of thousands of users.

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  55. My wife is a facebooking teacher... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She has won several Teacher of the Year awards in multiple states etc and her students regularly rank higher than their peers in standardized testing.

    While I avoid facebook like the plague, she's an avid friender and most of her facebook friends are current and former students. We are both centrists leaning a little left.

    If *parents/guardians* are concerned then it should be up to them to bring it to the local school district and if the school board feels it's worth addressing then do so with a policy, but legislating this at the state/federal level is assinine.

    (albeit, local politics are even more slippery than state/federal)

    We're both centrists that lean left but government has no business in these realms.

       

  56. So much for freedom of association by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Poor constitution, how I loved thee...

  57. To the source by space_jake · · Score: 1

    Lets just ban adults (parents included) from talking to children entirely. Every adult is a pedophile and cannot be trusted to form any sort of social connection with a child. This is a pretty dumb law, I could see cases where students may want to be friends with teachers via social networks. It could be a really good way to organize extra curricular activities/clubs.

  58. Wowsers, the unintended consequences... by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    Teachers also cannot have a nonwork-related website that allows exclusive access with a current or former student. Former student is defined as any person who was at one time a student at the school at which the teacher is employed and who is eighteen years of age or less and who has not graduated.

    So if you are a teacher at a school that your child has ever attended you can't be use such websites with your own child?

    A young teacher who happens to teach at the school their younger sibling attends/attended?

    If I have a gmail account and somebody else has a gmail account, I can send them an email, does that trigger "exclusive access"?

    Teachers cannot establish, maintain, or use a work-related website unless it is available to school administrators and the child’s legal custodian, physical custodian, or legal guardian.

    Hope no school uses a web based system for storing exam questions, or leave requests, or pay stubs, or disciplinary action tracking, or managing software licenses, or whatever...

    Reminds me of a story from long ago now when the Department of Education (https://www.det.nsw.edu.au/) added a policy that required school Principals to report suspected sexual relationships to the department (regardless of the validity of the suspicions - they basically wanted to centralize the data) which was worded to include all students in the department not just students at the Principal's school. So one Principal had to report himself, because his wife enrolled in a TAFE class, making her a student according to the stupid policy

  59. The law confuses fried with Friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a high-school chemistry teacher and I use Facebook as one of my teaching tools. Before an exam I create a Facebook group which is an online study group. People can ask questions, post pictures of notes, chemical equations, or molecular diagrams. Sometimes a student will answser a question, sometimes I will answer it or offer a hint. To participate students need to be part of the group and hence have to be my Facebook Friend.

    The law is seeking to prevent students and teachers from having an extra-curricular interpersonal relationship of the friendly sort. But instead it is outlawing having a connection through a social networking business which happens to call its associations Friends.

    I wonder if this would have been avoided had Facebook called them something different, like Linkees. Or, going the other direction, and keeping with Facebook's original intent, calling them Hook-ups.

    I guess this is just one more reason to avoid living in a state run by dull-eyed mouth-breathers.

  60. MANY Educators already follow this rule... by eepok · · Score: 1

    In fact, most educated educators view social media as a massive lawsuit trap. If they have Facebook accounts, they're locked down.

    I only *just* started a Facebook account so that I could communicate with an help organize a hobby group. None of my current or former students know about it. And it will stay that way.

    1. Re:MANY Educators already follow this rule... by whiteboy86 · · Score: 1

      This law is "unfortunate" beyond belief. What if is somebody creates an account in your name, uploads your photos and befriends all the little schoolboys.

  61. What about Google+? Twitter? LinkedIn? by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

    Not all networks operate on "Friending". What about forums? Are school services exempt? What about email contact lists? Ok, then what about GTalk lists if the teacher and the student use Gmail?

    From the bill: "Teachers also cannot have a nonwork-related website that allows exclusive access with a current or former student."

    So, if I lived in Missouri, being over 30 years old, I can't talk to my 2nd grade teacher? And what the hell is "exclusive access"? If that means private messaging, that includes, what 99.999999999... fuck it, 100% of all internet services.

    Why don't we just criminalize teachers having computers? On second thought, why doesn't Missouri criminalize Missourians having computers? And while we're at it, let's criminalize teachers talking to students without at least 2 adults present so that there is never this "exclusive access".

    This completely and utterly fails the smell test, and will be overturned promptly by any court. I have no doubt some student/parent/teacher in a political science class will turn the damn law into a class project with the teacher taking it to court by flaunting the law by friending the entire class.

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  62. Your teachers are dangerous and should be feared. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Your teachers are dangerous and should be feared. You take big risks every time you interact with them." This is the message being sent to school children. One wonders why the government employs a bunch of psychopathic sexual deviants in our school systems.

  63. Google by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Seriously, Google+ allows far better control of who sees what. I am walking away from facebook in part because of this reason.

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  64. Unconstitutional by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    $10 says this law doesn't trump the freedom of Association that enshrined in the US Constitution. It will fall with the first challenge.

    https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Freedom_of_association#United_States_Constitution

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  65. Easy lesson plans by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

    I have a friend who is an English teacher. Starting back in the MySpace days she would take her students' postings and use them as examples. She used it for everything: contractions, spelling, punctuation, run-ons, fragments, etc. It's quite the treasure trove of errors. She would keep it anonymous; I don't even think she told the students where she got the material. But for those students she took material from, it was a real eye-opener about online speech and accountability. Bear in mind, most of her students were 12, so they weren't even supposed to be on MySpace.

    I imagine there are teachers in Missouri with similar tactics, but I guess there are plenty of other ways to get material.

    As a side note: WTF? Former students can't be friends either? I keep contact with several former teachers.

    1. Re:Easy lesson plans by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      WTF? Former students can't be friends either? I keep contact with several former teachers.

      "...unless it is available to school administrators and the child's legal custodian, physical custodian, or legal guardian."

      Once you're over 18, it can't apply to you.

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    2. Re:Easy lesson plans by MacTO · · Score: 1

      I don't know the particulars of this law, but in my jurisdiction teachers can lose their jobs if they're friends with former students. Even if it was a student of several years past and they are well over the age of 18. (They justify this because teachers are in a 'position of trust' and it is easy for them to abuse that trust.)

  66. Re:Object In East Texas Lake Could Be From Shuttle by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

    WTF!?!?! Can someone explain to me why someone even bothered posting this?

    I'm only guessing, so bear with me, but I surmise:
    * The poster is from Missouri
    * The poster's only Facebook friends were his teachers
    * The poster doesn't have any wall to post this on except his own, which isn't being seen by anyone else due to the first two points.
    * Asshattery isn't a crime.

  67. Former student by devnullkac · · Score: 1

    Teachers also cannot have a nonwork-related website that allows exclusive access with a current or former student.

    I sure hope the text of the law is clearer on this, but sounds like once you've been a student, you can never talk to your teachers one-on-one, even after you've grown up and become a teacher at the same school.

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    1. Re:Former student by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teachers also cannot have a nonwork-related website that allows exclusive access with a current or former student.

      I sure hope the text of the law is clearer on this, but sounds like once you've been a student, you can never talk to your teachers one-on-one, even after you've grown up and become a teacher at the same school.

      It is. The very next sentence defines "former student" as being anyone who previously attended the teacher's school, has not yet graduated, and is under the age of 18.

      Also, the law seems to only apply to private communication (i.e. email, IM, etc) where the student's parent/guardian does not have access to that communication.

  68. "Big city law" ... by MacTO · · Score: 1

    Ever teach in a small town? You basically know everyone from the tiniest tot to the most elderly elder. In that case, it's quite easy to be a family friend and maybe you would and maybe you wouldn't "friend" their child (a potential student) on a social networking site. That would be illegal because it's an exclusive non-work related website. Give me a break.

    There are professional boundaries in teaching, and they have to be fairly well maintained because you are working with other people's children. But sometimes things go too far. Just as you shouldn't let your social life interfere with teaching, teaching shouldn't interfere with your social life.

  69. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Missouri state government has determined that many crimes happen outdoors, and has passed a bill making it illegal for people to go outside.

  70. facebook has groups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    teachers and others not really your friends go on the "list1" group and your real friends go on the real-friends list

    HOW DAMN simple is that

  71. Organization by Arctech · · Score: 1

    If I were a teacher I wouldn't want all of my students (past and present) to be friended on my personal FB page anyway. Even if it were segregated into groups (fb) or circles (G+), it would just be a lot easier to manage posting information and fielding questions, messages, and such if a page were made for the classroom that was organized by the teacher. I wouldn't see it as a function of things being appropriate conduct or not, just a sane separation between work and personal communication.

  72. not just current students by dirk · · Score: 1

    Teachers cannot establish, maintain, or use a work-related website unless it is available to school administrators and the child’s legal custodian, physical custodian, or legal guardian. Teachers also cannot have a nonwork-related website that allows exclusive access with a current or former student.

    I can at least see what they are going for with not allowing students and teachers to be friends (I think it is dumb, but I can see it). But FORMER students??? So in Missouri, I can't legally be friends with anyone who has ever been my teacher, ever. I can be 40 and the former teacher 75, and legally we are not able to be friends on Facebook? That has to be one of the silliest things I have ever read.

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    1. Re:not just current students by Rary · · Score: 1

      Read the next sentence in the Bill. It only applies as long as the former student is under 18.

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  73. Likewise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People should not be allowed to friend their boss, their political representatives, their employees, their landlord, their doctor, or anyone they have any actual contact with. Online friendship should be reserved for people you've never actually met in person and have absolutely nothing in common with. Only then can society work properly.

    P.S. - Do you know where trial by jury came from? It came from the notion that 12 people who knew the defendant and plaintiff were more likely to arrive at a fair judgement. At some point along the way, that was replaced with "let's make the decision of this important legal case depend on 12 people who have never met anyone involved in it, don't have a clue about law, and don't even want to be here". I guess the problem americans have with "socialism" is they don't understand the concept of "society".

  74. In Missouri? by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

    Being that they are the least-educated state of the US, I would suggest both teachers and students find better time use than Facebook.

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  75. Again that's what alt accounts are for. by Cito · · Score: 1
    We've had this discussion many times.

    That is what having many alt accounts are for. My college had a law against it as well, but we used fake accounts to keep in touch between student/teacher. Our main accounts with our real names and such were used legit. With fake names you didn't know who was who.

    I've had 5 fake accounts since before facebook was even popular when myspace was the thing. I never liked myspace since it was more kiddies and facebook was originally more college based.

    I also have 4 fake accounts on google plus.

    And here is the info, you want to sign up for multiple fake google plus accounts and need to get real names and such. well if you can't think up good names then use this. http://ssdi.rootsweb.ancestry.com/cgi-bin/ssdi.cgi

    type in a name or 2 and you can get full info for your new social media fake persona screenshot example: http://camelot.bluecherry.net/ssiexample.jpg even down to the social security number, but ssn's aren't required on social media.

    So enjoy setting up fake accounts and using those to interact with your teachers and such.

    And yes it does work I've had multiple fake accounts along with a real account on facebook and google plus, my google plus fakes weren't purged like the rest were cause my fakes look real and not some obvious fake with names like duke nukem or whatnot of course it will get deleted.

    Even after this law passes it won't stop us from staying in touch with teachers and students as those of us that know, use these methods. Including both students and teachers.

  76. Fine with me by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

    The teacher-student relationship is a professional one, and it's fine for it to be treated as such.

    There are many other cases where rules exist to obviate a conflict of interest, which infringe on people's ability (otherwise) to do anything they want. Example: in certain jobs, you're not allowed to have a romantic relationship with a certain class of coworkers.

    The only unfortunate part about this is, unlike most of the other precedent for this, the student can't easily opt out of being a particular teacher's student.

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    1. Re:Fine with me by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

      Think:
      prisoner - warden
      parolee - parole officer
      patient - doctor

      Actually, without having RTFA this Missouri law actually sounds intelligent and forward thinking.

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  77. Just getting tougher and tougher... by cayenne8 · · Score: 2
    Geez, they're just making it harder and harder for a guy to get laid by his good looking teacher....

    *sigh*

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  78. Thanks for the irony by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    I believe you're referring to Mississippi, which usually rates near the bottom when it comes to education. Missouri is usually ranked near the center.

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  79. Educator here weighing in by reiscw · · Score: 1

    I have three to four students per year (that's about 2% of my students) try to friend me. They are all turned down. Parents are usually notified too, because it makes me feel a little creepy (incidentally, I'm male, and all the requests have been from males; I think the girls are better at knowing it's creepy). It used to just be my policy, now it's the administration's policy. The teachers are almost universally a fan of this policy. Some teachers started course accounts on Facebook, separate from their personal accounts. What would be much better is to deploy technology with similar functionality on school networks, so that the school has control and supervision of the content. The kids can contact me through two separate legitimate channels (regular email and our web grading system), both of which I check more frequently than my Facebook account, with questions about grades, homework, course material, etc. These channels are monitored for everyone's protection. I agree with other posters though - most teachers already are not doing this, and school boards are making it policy already. The legislature probably wanted to make sure everybody was covered, and I can understand where they're coming from.

  80. I'm surprised that... by rgviza · · Score: 1

    ... teachers need to be told not to shit where they eat.

    Aren't they supposed to be smart?

    Before anyone starts spouting off about freedom of association, teachers are still free to associate with students on facebook, as long as they don't mind being unemployed. Jobs and companies have rules and aren't bound by constitutionally guaranteed freedoms, only the law enforcement and the judicial systems are, with regard to arresting and prosecuting people. Even with law enforcement, if you are a beat cop and you start running your mouth about the police commissioner, you will be fired if he finds out.

    Much like you can't exercise your freedom of speech and draw a big sign letting everyone know how you really feel about your boss and still remain employed when you stand outside the front door of your company holding the sign. Sure you won't be arrested but you also won't be employed very long after that.

    It's not smart for you to hang out with your customers/patients/students outside of the "office", unless it's sanctioned by your employer, especially if they are underaged and/or there are ethics issues. It's a no brainer to me. I'd think the teacher was a pedophile if they were chatting up my kid after hours behind my back.

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  81. Van Halen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Got it made, got it made, got it made...I'm hot for teacher!"

    1. Re:Van Halen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad...I'm hot for teacher!"

      FTFY.

  82. From the article: by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    From the actual article:

    ... teachers will still be able to have a Facebook Page for interacting with students on a slightly more personal level, as long it’s still work-related. It’s the actual friending, messaging, and whatever other direct connection you can make on a social network that will not be allowed.

    Maybe, I'm dense, but I don't see why this is a bad thing. Doctors aren't supposed to have a relationship with patients. Lawyers aren't supposed to have a relationship with clients. Detectives aren't supposed to have a relationship with a suspect, etc. Teachers already had these restrictions in Missouri and most other places. The only difference is that it now extends to online relationships.

    1. Re:From the article: by glwtta · · Score: 1

      Doctors aren't supposed to have a relationship with patients. Lawyers aren't supposed to have a relationship with clients. Detectives aren't supposed to have a relationship with a suspect, etc.

      Which is a sound way to approach things, but you'll notice there are no laws regarding any of those.

      Teachers already had these restrictions in Missouri and most other places. The only difference is that it now extends to online relationships.

      Wait, friendships between teachers and students are illegal in most places?

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  83. 3mbps by fireylord · · Score: 1

    sorry to dissapoint you but 3mbps is not zippingly fast either

  84. Not just students, all kids, who can blame them. by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

    Spend six hours a day with the spastic snot monkeys and see if you want to do anything but strangle them.

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  85. Bad Law by argmanah · · Score: 1

    This makes as much sense as suggesting that gun control will prevent gun crime. Inappropriate behavior between students and teachers is already illegal. Outlawing one medium for student-teacher communication just means they will find a different medium. This type of stuff has a tendency to route itself around roadblocks. The progression from a free country to a nanny state is sickening to watch. For those of you who have posted that this is a good law on the basis that a teacher with good common sense would already have this policy, my response to you is that it is not the government's place to legislate common sense. People should be free to make their own decisions, and the government should only step in when actual harm is caused. The act of friending a student on Facebook poses no harm in and of itself.

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  86. Knee-jerk Reaction Bill of 2011 by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

    This isn't in any way some anti-Facebook law, it's a knee-jerk reaction to a (now) 40-year-old who was molested by a teacher at age 12. Since the statute of limitations has long since expired on this but the politicians have to be seen to be doing something, they passed a check this/pry into that/disallow the other law. It's pretty much exactly what you'd expect if you got a bunch of politicians and social workers together and asked them for a generic "protect party X from party Y" law, with no clear idea of how they were to be protected, or exactly what from.

  87. First Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this law is not ruled unconstitutional, we might as well just get rid of the damn thing

  88. Why even a law? by Quila · · Score: 1

    From the point of view of the teacher this is just regulation of a profession. Lawyers and doctors, for example, have restrictions on their freedom of speech in the form of (at the very least) client confidentiality. Anyone with a security clearance has his freedom of speech and of association limited.

    The point is that in all of these cases, you accept limitations by joining that profession or remaining in it when the rules change. You can choose to pursue another profession, freeing yourself of the limitations you accepted . So IMHO IANAL it's not really a rights issue, especially if the state has a compelling interest.

    Back to this case. From the point of the view of who hires almost all teachers, the government, this can be accomplished in the code of conduct for employees -- friend or accept friending by your students, get fired. For private schools, we don't accredit unless they also have this policy.

    Why do we need a law?

    But one question: Does this mean that homeschooling moms can't friend their kids to keep an eye on them?

  89. If only there were a higher law in place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although it is not explicitly protected in the First Amendment, the Supreme Court ruled, in NAACP v. Alabama, 357 U.S. 449 (1958), freedom of association to be a fundamental right protected by it. I just cannot see how this can pass constitutional muster.

    And how can someone in good faith even know? You started coaching track when you got out of college at 22. Now you are 42, and there's a 38-year-old in the recreational running club you are a member of (they have their own facebook page and friend each other). I hope you remember that he was in your PE class for part of a semester 20 years ago!

  90. Megan Meier by pnuema · · Score: 1

    This is the same state that saw the suicide of Megan Meier.That incident got a lot of lawmakers here thinking about how to protect kids online.There is a lot of stuff in the law: about how schools have to have written policies regarding social networking, requiring background checks, etc. This line is the one that is too vague: Teachers also cannot have a nonwork-related website that allows exclusive access with a current or former student.

    However, imagine you are a lawmaker, and a bill arrives on your desk with that line in it, but also these:

    SECTION 168.021 - In order to obtain a teaching certificate, an applicant must complete a background check as provided in section 168.133.

    SECTION 168.071 - The crimes of sexual contact with a student while on public school property as well as second and third degree sexual misconduct are added to the offenses for which a teacher's license or certificate may be revoked.

    Are you really going to vote against this law?

  91. What a bunch of bull by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    I know plenty of students that have teachers as friends especially in university academia....seriously, when you get to a point where your peers are the ones that helped train you, this becomes stupid. I understand your 5th grade teacher should not be your close personal friend to you, but that would fall under a different category altogether no?

  92. Freedom of association by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this a very clear violation of the First Amendment?

  93. That was my policy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spent three years as a high school teacher, and I had a personal policy: I would not accept any friend requests from any students in the school system, full stop. Once they graduate, I'd be happy to accept a friend request.

    Unfortunately, not all teachers had the same personal policies, which extended to getting into a relationship with a freshman, marrying him two years after he graduates, and keeping one's job as a teacher.

  94. Most stupid law nominee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another nominee for this months "Most Stupid Law Contest".

  95. The Farmer and the Cowman by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

    It's not like they are natrually friends anyway.

    Next Oklahoma will be passing a law making it illegal for the farmer and the cowman to be friends.

  96. Tyranny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is tyranny. The law should protect victims and punish wrongdoers, not curb innocent people's freedoms.

    Even if a teacher has an actual relationship with a teenager, there is not necessarily a victim. Some of these relationships turn out successfully. For example, one such relationship has been going on for well over a decade: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Kay_Letourneau

    It takes a deranged mind to support arbitrary laws like this one. And it takes indoctrination in socialist child concentration camps to produce such minds.

  97. Why do they need to be on Facebook and such? by BetaDays · · Score: 1

    Why do teachers and students need connected on Facebook and such at all? In high school I had access to my teachers during school time and that was enough. In college I had access to my teachers during the scheduled office hours and that was enough. Why do these kids need access to the teacher 24/7? And even then what are the teachers going to say "Come see me in class tomorrow? or during my office hours?" And I doubt students will be posting questions on the wall. And what teachers want more work in there low paying jobs? Other thoughts: Is this putting education on the cloud? Why have physical buildings for schools then? Why not just turn to cyber schools for everyone? I really think anything school related should be on equipment completely accessible by the school so they can "police" it ie: email, content, etc. Also what about the sex-ting and videoing each other that could go on. And finally where are the parents in all that? If parents are to be watching their kids while they surf why can't they help with the school work. Shouldn't the parents be involved in the kids school. If anything the parents should have contact with the teachers to see when tests are on and how the student is progressing and so on. Is this more of the "pass the buck" on the to the schools?

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  98. Conflict of interest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, this sort of "conflict of interest" is deserving of laws, but lobbyists, politicans, wall street, etc having their hands in both pies at once with things that affect the nation by orders of magnitude greater, is all ok? Industry can regulate itself, right?

  99. Instead of using the term "Friend"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FB should use the term "Copula" (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/copula - "something that connects or links together. ")

  100. Teacher and Tech Assistant in Missouri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work as a tech assistant in a Missouri public school, and most schools and techs are confused on just about everything when it comes to this law, given the fact it is very vague on many things. The only thing we almost all can agree on is the fact is it's a completely stupid law and a complete waste of time, especially all the paperwork that's going to be necessary by schools as they adopt their policies to address this law.

    A couple other things:

    1) "Former" student refers only to a child who has not graduated and is 18 years or younger. There is a place in the actual bill which defines former student. So, any students who have graduated are allowed. It's just considering students who have moved on to different teachers or different schools.

    2) One of the requirements is that any correspondence has to be viewable by a parent. Thus, the idea of a student having their own parent as a teacher or administrator will not matter, because they already have parental permission.

    3) A current trend in education (and one I am/was looking to adopt myself) was using the concept of social networking in the classroom. Edmodo is a Facebook look-alike which can be used for instruction. There are other programs like Moodle, which do similar things. The problem with this law is now these wonderful educational resources, which children would be extremely enthusiastic about (and would also be much less wasteful when it comes to things like homework and essays and the like) are now up in the air, and probably illegal, because any parental involvement into this process might also violate FERPA laws (student privacy). It's a step backwards in the use of instructional technology.

    This law was passed simply so state legislators could point to it when it comes time for re-election. The fact is it's absolutely asinine to have such a law, especially considering the gross and rampant amount of sexual predators in this country who are not teachers. Why not say the same for all government employees? Why not prohibit any adults from befriending any children? The danger is just the same and the harm is every bit as real.

    At the end of the day, when this bill was dreamed up, teachers were a popular punching bag, and this law is just another shot at garnering re-election vote by throwing teachers under the bus. As we've all seen in the news over the last couple of years, when it comes to politicians, my great-uncle Matt had it right, "Line'em up and shoot'em all". In your best Missouri redneck accent, of course.

  101. Keyword: Exclusive by technix4beos · · Score: 1

    Lets break this down (emphasis mine):

    "Teachers cannot establish, maintain, or use a work-related website unless it is available to school administrators and the child’s legal custodian, physical custodian, or legal guardian. Teachers also cannot have a nonwork-related website that allows exclusive access with a current or former student."

    As far as my understanding of (for example lets use Facebook.com) a social site, there is the option of non-exclusive access available by its users; the entire internet-enabled world can read, view and even interact with the page, thus not being limited to any sort of exclusivity paradigm. The mere fact that a website allows exclusive access is akin to saying that a classroom allows a teacher and student to remain in it after the rest of the class has left. Should a teacher be fired for talking one on one with a student? What about if they met at a cafe, library, or other non-school, open and/or public facility/location to discuss life, the universe and fish? Etc.

    This ruling is tantamount to stripping away their right to free assembly, freedom of speech and freedom of relations. Trying to micro-manage how a teacher teaches and lives their lives, and also managing the lives of the innocent seems very very wrong here.

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  102. Re:Teachers living in a community by billstewart · · Score: 1

    If you live in a real community, especially a small one, you're going to know teachers socially, not just professionally. My high school music teacher was also my church choir director. At least one teacher's kid was my age. My history teacher was in the community theater group that I was in, and yes, community theater groups have parties with alcohol (don't remember if any were at his house.) One teacher hired a couple of students to do some logging work for a couple of days (so yes, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm still alive - today's paranoids would probably be more worried about that than about the occasional glass of wine.) It wasn't a problem.

    There was one 25-year-old English teacher who could have passed for a student if she'd wanted to, so she probably worked harder at looking professional than the older teachers.

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  103. But what does it have to do with Facebook?! by Gverig · · Score: 1

    Please somebody help me out... Nowhere in the bill does it talk about Facebook. Furthermore, it seems to target any direct communication of teachers with students, including email and could (in spirit) be extended to text messages/phone calls (yeah, I know neither is a "website" but the spirit of the bill is to limit direct unmonitored communication between a teacher and a student). It also covers former students, which is a whole new level of idiocy.

    It reads like Missouri children really need protection from those vicious aholes that try to teach them math. I mean really, what decent person would be teaching math?! This must be investigated!!!

  104. Another reason to give school $ directly to parent by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    Why let the state dictate so much? Let the parents decide how to spend that redistributed money to best take care of their families. http://www.pdfernhout.net/towards-a-post-scarcity-new-york-state-of-mind.html

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  105. The whole point is social! by Julz · · Score: 1

    What a stupid insane ruling that is! Pompous idiots. Should also be illegal for State Governor's and Senate members to be online friends with large monopolistic commercially destructive corporations and financial institutions.

    So what happens if the teacher and student use these social networks to make connections for study use? Doh!

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  106. Why the hell is this a surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not hard to understand there's a requirement and venue for professional conduct to be fulfilled here. Visible separation of personal matters, avoidance of fraternization with pupils, and overall maintenance of basic principles of trust all go a long way toward making any school dependable. Where personal matters interfere with access to learning or a teacher's impartiality becomes compromised, this inevitably becomes a serious problem for others, hence why it gets so much coverage in the media.

    The need for professionalism also becomes FAR less difficult to understand when you look at how many teachers have gone to court in just the past five years for giving/receiving a good hard dicking by one of their students.

    Remember folks, they're there to teach your kids intellectually and emotionally. It's perfectly healthy to draw the line at that.

    Making a law around this issue speaks to the fact it's become a serious problem, and it also quietly insists that the problem has become so severe the schools no longer are able to handle it by themselves. All that seems to show is a fundamental lack of proper hiring practices. If you have to worry this much about the excesses and sexual proclivities of your staff, and you feel you need a new law in place just to see that the basic concepts of honour and trust are carried out on a daily basis, then you've hired the wrong crowd -- period -- and your own inexperience and ignorance flies in the face of everyone who's actually doing their job properly.

    The more these types of laws are created, the more it takes away from the school's ability to learn from its mistakes, and the more disservice we all do to education.

    There are already laws dealing with child predators. Use them.

  107. Legislators are pessimistic when it comes to child by prehistoricman5 · · Score: 1

    I have a couple teachers and even a former administrator from the hs that I went to as a friend on facebook, and I added all of them before I graduated. Nothing bad ever came from it. People need to keep in mind that facebook is far more public than a public street. Teachers and students have been having liasons before facebook, and I doubt facebook makes it any easier.

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  108. Why only teachers? by glwtta · · Score: 1

    What's so special about teachers? Shouldn't all online relationships between adults and minors be illegal? And why only online?

    I know this is probably redundant, but can someone explain to me how anyone could consider this to be in any way constitutional?

    I'm serious. Maybe I just don't understand a couple of the amendments.

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