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Apple Puts $383 Million Handcuffs On CEO Tim Cook

theodp writes "There are bonuses. And then there are bonuses. Apple's board, led by sadly frail-looking chairman Steve Jobs, signaled its long-term confidence in Tim Cook as the company's new leader, disclosing in a regulatory filing that it's awarding the new CEO one million restricted stock units that will vest over the next decade. Apple shares closed at $383.53 Friday. From the SEC filing: 'In connection with Mr. Cook's appointment as Chief Executive Officer, the Board awarded Mr. Cook 1,000,000 restricted stock units. Fifty percent of the restricted stock units are scheduled to vest on each of August 24, 2016 and August 24, 2021, subject to Mr. Cook's continued employment with Apple through each such date.'"

170 comments

  1. Disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Yes, simply disgusting.

    1. Re:Disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's hard to imagine what an annoying jackass you are in real life.

    2. Re:Disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've seen them, hipsters. Most likely toting an iPhone.

    3. Re:Disgusting by zoloto · · Score: 1

      hey, I have an iPhone and am certainly not a hipster. Those annoying assholes are the bane of every establishment sporting an "indy" music night.

    4. Re:Disgusting by mikael · · Score: 1

      To me, it's the person walking along a shopping mall, busy texting with any make of mobile phone, with their head down, and heading on a collision path with a concrete column, other shoppers or a ornamental pool.

      As caught on camera Woman sues for walking into pool while texting

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  2. This is the right way! by Kensai7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This way if the company continues to win and prosper, he will become wealthy. Otherwise no honey. This is the right way!

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    1. Re:This is the right way! by Trufagus · · Score: 1

      He already had an enormous number of shares, the eyes of the tech world on him, and the biggest company in the world at his command, and you're suggesting there wasn't sufficient motivation???

      If he didn't want this job, and intend to do his absolute best even without this additional bonus then he shouldn't have got this job.

    2. Re:This is the right way! by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      So, odds that Apple will fire him in the first week of August, 2016? Any bets?

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    3. Re:This is the right way! by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2

      I agree one thousand percent! All bonuses should be tied to the corporate welfare. If the corporation goes bankrupt, then all the execs should be on the streets looking for handouts. If the corporation does well, then execs should get a bonus. If the corporation does exceedingly well, then execs might get a really good bonus.

      Anything else is insanity.

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    4. Re:This is the right way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This way if the company continues to win and prosper, he will become wealthy. Otherwise no honey. This is the right way!

      He can tank Apple stock by 90% and walk away with 38m$ bonus for it. The right way?

    5. Re:This is the right way! by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's a message to the outside world more than anything else: Apple and Cook saying "We think this job is long term and we're going to make profit doing it together." Sort of a mutual vote of confidence to calm any anxiety outsiders might have.

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    6. Re:This is the right way! by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      This is a ploy to dillute stock for other shareholders over time as apple will begin losing money soon.

      Actually, they will be paid out in either shares already held through repurchase or otherwise on hand, or through share purchases / other cash exchanges (for example, Apple could simply repurchase the RSU's from cash on hand) as they are exercised. Either way, no dilution occurs.

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    7. Re:This is the right way! by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Funny

      This way if the company continues to win and prosper, he will become wealthy. Otherwise no honey.

      This is an outrageous affront to the principles of merit and earned reward which made this country great. If CEOs cannot expect an honest $5 million bonus payment for liquidating divisions and rolling back R&D in the short term, how will we attract the best people to run our companies?

      It's no surprise to hear this from a company run by a known former hippie. This kind of peace and love "fairness" will sink Apple as it will sink that other great coropration, the U.S.A. Ambitious, driven people will be forced out by poor remunerations, to be replaced by steady, long-term focused, family men whose decisions will be stymied by their senses of "responsibility" or--God Almighty forbid--"fiscal prudence".

      That's not the America I know! The America I know gives 29 years olds a chance to run multi-million dollar companies and over three times their own age. It allows new technologies to be brought to market cheaply by giving their secrets to foreign contractors. It allows billions of dollars to soak up the economic chain to the righteous, hard-working, low-taxed millionaire hands where it belongs. The America I know embraces inequality as a founding principle!

      If this catches on, expect myself and the rest of your betters moving on to a better life in Shanghai, under a Government which recognises and rewards our ability.

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    8. Re:This is the right way! by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      I might be naive on this, but isn't this how bonuses already work? I thought that bonuses were tied to performance or meeting other goals (i.e. a HR guy having a good retention rate of hired employees, or an IT guy getting a new technology deployed by the end of the quarter). I'd like to see an example of someone getting a bonus when they've been doing a shitty job (excluding the easy google result of the banks after the bailout).

    9. Re:This is the right way! by Runaway1956 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I hate to say it - but, yes, you're naive. You must have missed the government bailout of my nation's largest banking corporations. Despite the fact that our largest banks were on the brink of bankruptcy and disaster, those same banks took bailouts in one hand, and paid their executives exorbitant bonuses with the other hand. There have been numerous news stories in the past decade, of executives being sacked, or even convicted, but still demanding (and getting) lucrative bonuses and/or severance packages. I have no idea how the rest of the world handles these things, but here in America, if you are one of the "Good Old Boys", you can't lose. Drive a good company into the dirt, and walk away with awesome bonuses.

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    10. Re:This is the right way! by JamesP · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I mean, Jobs' salary was only one dollar a year, no wonder he resigned...

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    11. Re:This is the right way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This way if the company continues to win and prosper, he will become wealthy. Otherwise no honey.

      This is an outrageous affront to the principles of merit and earned reward which made this country great. If CEOs cannot expect an honest $5 million bonus payment for liquidating divisions and rolling back R&D in the short term, how will we attract the best people to run our companies?

      It's no surprise to hear this from a company run by a known former hippie. This kind of peace and love "fairness" will sink Apple as it will sink that other great coropration, the U.S.A. Ambitious, driven people will be forced out by poor remunerations, to be replaced by steady, long-term focused, family men whose decisions will be stymied by their senses of "responsibility" or--God Almighty forbid--"fiscal prudence".

      That's not the America I know! The America I know gives 29 years olds a chance to run multi-million dollar companies and over three times their own age. It allows new technologies to be brought to market cheaply by giving their secrets to foreign contractors. It allows billions of dollars to soak up the economic chain to the righteous, hard-working, low-taxed millionaire hands where it belongs. The America I know embraces inequality as a founding principle!

      If this catches on, expect myself and the rest of your betters moving on to a better life in Shanghai, under a Government which recognises and rewards our ability.

      Why don't you do the world a favor and go now?

    12. Re:This is the right way! by hawk · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's also the correct way to make him share in both success *and* failure.

      Options were a reform that failed; they only work upwards. Once they dip underwater, they encourage wild risk, as the executive has nothing more to lose.

      What we really need is a tax code adjustment. Right now, if an executive is paid in stock, the valuenis general immediately taxable. If half of his pay were in stock, he would have to either sell stock to pay these taxes or give up the bulk of his pay to pay them (and then pay capital gains on the amount by which they increased when he eventually sold them, the difference between the sales price and the "basis" [price he received them at and was taxed upon]).

      Instead, when stock is the majority of the compensation, and is restricted from transfer for several years, it should come at a basis of 0, with no current taxation. When sold, the entire amount would be capital gain (or, tax the amount that would have been basis as ordinary income). Now the exec can afford to keep the stock, and also feels the shareholders' pain.

      dochawk, economist

    13. Re:This is the right way! by optimism · · Score: 1

      whoosh!

    14. Re:This is the right way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to see an example of someone getting a bonus when they've been doing a shitty job (excluding the easy google result of the banks after the bailout).

      Translated: I'd like to see an example of someone getting a bonus when they've been doing a shitty job, but I don't want to see an example of someone getting a bonus when they've been doing a shitty job.

      You are naive.

    15. Re:This is the right way! by Wireless+Joe · · Score: 1

      All bonuses should be tied to the long term corporate welfare.

      Need to make sure the company is guarded against the "mass firings, short term gain pump and dump" schemes that seem to be so popular these days.

    16. Re:This is the right way! by ustolemyname · · Score: 1

      Yes, but then under current tax laws this $383 million paycheck is only taxable at %15. I'd agree with you, if capital gains tax weren't so fundamentally broken.

    17. Re:This is the right way! by ustolemyname · · Score: 1

      Gah! Stupid - missed the "(or, tax the amount that would have been basis as ordinary income)" in brackets. Completely agree with you.

    18. Re:This is the right way! by ShooterNeo · · Score: 2

      Big companies can screw over the little guy all week long but someone expecting a 181.5 million dollar payday isn't someone you can screw over like that. He would be able to afford the best attorneys in the world and if it really were a week before the vesting date it's an open and shut case of fraud. All the people who approved a decision like that would be fired and probably face losing their personal assets for approving outright fraud.

      Now, if it's a year before the vesting date...that's a trickier case. Rest assured, though, if they were to fire him he would get a 'golden parachute' of at least tens of millions of dollars to avoid problems.

    19. Re:This is the right way! by martyros · · Score: 1

      If the corporation goes bankrupt, then all the execs should be on the streets looking for handouts.

      Unfortunately options don't work that way. If the stock tanks, they're worth $0, not negative.

      Maybe a better way to structure it would be to offer to match his stock purchase / ownership with options. I.e., if he buys (or already owns) 100,000 shares of stock, they give him 100,000 options. (Or 200,000, or something like that). Then if the stock tanks, he *really* loses something...

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    20. Re:This is the right way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is something I don't get. Why this anxiety? Apple is in a position that there will always be demand for their products. Bad economy, good economy, people will be buying the latest iPods, iPhones and Macs.

      Apple is too big and too settled to fail or suffer Microsoft's fate, because they have complete control of their market. It is trivial for them to add more revenue streams if they need more cash. iCloud? Add a $50 yearly fee and people will pony up. Cash for the iPhone? Add $150 to the cost, and people will pony up for it next contract cycle.

    21. Re:This is the right way! by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      That isn't even close to true. Apple has been riding the wave of "coolness" that Steve Jobs personally created. There products, while perfectly fine, are not debatable the best, and certainly are not head and shoulders better than the competition. Even with Steve Jobs at the helm, Apple has lost half their iPhone market to Android. OSX is a minority OS, and Android tablets are just now showing up to the fight, so claims that they "own" the pad market are just boasts from a fighter who hasn't yet entered the ring against their adversary.

      No, Apple is not in a secure position at all, and it is unrealistic to think that Cook couldn't sink the entire ship if he doesn't to a very good job.

    22. Re:This is the right way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't we do this with politicians?
      The economy is good, they get paid/re-elected....

    23. Re:This is the right way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While there is cronyism in the boardroom, I think he finds the parody to b ridiculously overblown, and is not taking it literally. Rather hard to take it literally, don't you think?

      Whooooooooosh to you my friend. Don't lose your backwards cap.

    24. Re:This is the right way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The right way is for all company profits to be split equally between all who contribute to the products. Giving the guy at the top a huge bonus is hardly "right", when he mostly just lunches and shakes hands while others do all the hard R&D.

    25. Re:This is the right way! by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      Android tablets are just now showing up to the fight, so claims that they "own" the pad market are just boasts from a fighter who hasn't yet entered the ring against their adversary..

      It's more like Columbus claiming the new world for Spain, sure long term they eventually lost but they made obscene amounts of money at first and their influence can be seen to this day.

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    26. Re:This is the right way! by jnuzzo · · Score: 1

      Absolutely the right way. Do a good job and rely on dividends as regular income; no additional salary and no discretionary bonus.

    27. Re:This is the right way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right On! Gotta love those Chinese...now would you please pass the Grey Poupon.

    28. Re:This is the right way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also the correct way to make him share in both success *and* failure.

      Failure? At Apple? I can think of only 3 - Gil Amelio, Mac OS 7.6 and switching to Intel. Even the latter wasn't really failure, although I still miss my iBook G4. Was a the most reliable, best considered Mac ever mad IMHO.

    29. Re:This is the right way! by Vahokif · · Score: 1

      You know the bailouts have been paid back right?

    30. Re:This is the right way! by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      All of them? Dollar for dollar? No, Sir, the bailouts have not been paid back.

      http://georgewashington2.blogspot.com/2010/12/no-big-banks-have-not-really-paid-back.html

      Didn't our government sell off GM at a loss? No, Sir, I'll say it again. The government has NOT recovered the investment it made when it decided to bail out all those failed businesses.

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  3. Oh look... by bmo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Motivation to look out for the long-term interest of the company instead of the next quarter.

    Whoda thunk it?

    Sadly, such motivation is missing from the portfolios of many CEOs.

    These are not handcuffs. The only people who think these are handcuffs are day traders and speculators. Fuck them.

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    1. Re:Oh look... by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      Day traders and speculators in the employ of major banks and trading houses unfortunately make the market. Aided by the unending stupidities of cost accounting.

      One can only hope seeing a goliath like Apple make an obvious pro-throughput move will convince a few others.

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    2. Re:Oh look... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Day traders and speculators in the employ of major banks and trading houses unfortunately make the market.

      I think you mean make up the market. Corporations producing goods of value make the market.

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    3. Re:Oh look... by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      Nope, not this time.

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    4. Re:Oh look... by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 2

      Day traders and speculators in the employ of major banks and trading houses unfortunately make the market

      I work for a small-cap publicly-traded software company, with the share price around $4. Do the above cause the share price to go up and down marginally? (up a quarter, down fifty cents, up a quarter, then again etc.) Sure. However, our share price is primarily driven by company performance - Our revenue and OpEx - The share price metrics clearly point to this. "Day Traders" are not going to decimate our share price, nor are they going to drive it up into the stratosphere.

    5. Re:Oh look... by StubNewellsFarm · · Score: 2

      How is this motivation to do well? Suppose Cook royally screws up and Apple stock drops to $100/share. Then his bonus is only worth $100 million. That's quite a penalty. Give him a million options, and he'll need to keep the stock price going up.

    6. Re:Oh look... by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

      Ide like to see it at 30 years. For amount of money, working someone to death is completely acceptable.

    7. Re:Oh look... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      You are correct, but what you are talking about is not 'making the market,' you refer to 'keeping the economy viable.' As in: producing something of actual value.

      'The Market' as grandparent referred to it is a gathering of parasites. They may be somewhat necessary. Some of the time.

    8. Re:Oh look... by mcavic · · Score: 1

      Motivation to look out for the long-term interest of the company instead of the next quarter.

      Yes.

    9. Re:Oh look... by lavalyn · · Score: 0

      I don't think the restricted share units is the problem, it's the sheer number of them. Sure, he "participates with the shareholders" but I don't think he'll be particularly hurt if those shares lose 75% of their value. I can't honestly see anybody caring about losing $300 million if they still get to keep $100 million afterwards.

      $100 million is probably 30 times what you'll make in a lifetime.

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    10. Re:Oh look... by mcavic · · Score: 1

      But if he royally screws up the company, he likely won't be there long enough to collect his shares.

    11. Re:Oh look... by Raenex · · Score: 1

      These are not handcuffs. The only people who think these are handcuffs are day traders and speculators.

      Or activist spin-doctors like theodp. Yes, he does this with every submission.

    12. Re:Oh look... by StubNewellsFarm · · Score: 0

      True. The more likely scenario is that he coasts on the momentum that Apple has now. Five years from now, the stock's at $350. He's still there, since he hasn't done anything all that stupid (I mean, look at how long Balmer's at Microsoft?). So, he collects his $175M bonus and gets to play the game for another five years. I still don't see how this puts a fire under him.

      Don't get me wrong - I like Cook, and I think he's smart and a really hard worker. But, honestly, do you really think that someone with hundreds of millions of dollars really finds the prospect of getting N hundred million more all that motivating?

      Guys like Jobs and Cook work hard because that's what they want to do with their lives. The money gives them bragging rights over other CEOs but, really, I don't think Cook's going to do the job any differently, just because he has the prospect of an enormous payoff down the road.

    13. Re:Oh look... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In marketing one of the number one things you learn is the difference between an industry and a market. Put simply, and industry is a group of suppliers and a market is a group of consumers.

    14. Re:Oh look... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Options are crap.

      There are countless companies who employ accountants to calculate an approach to business that sees costs slashed (The real cost being quality of product, service and general goodwill) in order to boost the bottom line and drive the share price upward.

      This approach guarantees that Cook gets a payout, $100 million of stock is nice, $300 million is a lot better though. This approach also keeps the supply of shares low (Another thing Apple keeps in short supply) and reduces the liquidity of their shares, limiting the effect of market forces on their share price.
      This isn't just true for Tim Cook, a lot of Apple executives and employees get loyalty shares for staying with Apple. It's an approach to business very few companies adopt, but it's something that benefits employees and executives for their hard-work and loyalty.

  4. The bigger they are..... by metalmaster · · Score: 1

    ya know.... APPL just may tumble all the way down by 2021. I guess $1million @ $1/share aint so bad either

    1. Re:The bigger they are..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AAPL.

    2. Re:The bigger they are..... by bmo · · Score: 1

      That... uh... sort of the point of these vested stock options.

      Companies do not just randomly tank on their own. They need to be driven there by incompetent leadership.

      If he drives the company into the ground in 10 years, he doesn't deserve a dime, actually, but if he triples the value of the company, he gets more than a billion dollars for his troubles.

      It's the right way to do things.

    3. Re:The bigger they are..... by del_diablo · · Score: 2

      Well, the thing is that the "cool factor" is something no other company does.
      Look at the Macbook Air: The thing has been without proper competition for quite some time, and just recently the Ultrabook concept has been spawned just so that some companies will attempt to compete.
      If Appe never had made the iPhone, the touch interface would never have gotten popular either.

      If Apple is "a disgusting company with no creativity", then please tell me what IBM, Lenevo, Acer and all the other copycats is then?

    4. Re:The bigger they are..... by bmo · · Score: 1

      I read your message and it's like I'm really on /g/ with the number of /g/ memes you're spouting.

      You're an idiot. Certified.

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    5. Re:The bigger they are..... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      If Appe never had made the iPhone, the touch interface would never have gotten popular either.

      That cannot be proven or disproved. So all it amounts to is an ungrounded assertion.

    6. Re:The bigger they are..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ya know.... APPL just may tumble all the way down by 2021. I guess $1million @ $1/share aint so bad either

      and it would not matter to Tim as his shares trade under the AAPL label

  5. 1 MEEEEEELLLLION stock units. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is a stock, it is not a unit, its an object. I hate all this waste of words to make it sound impressive. Its redundant. It distracts from understanding. It confuses most people.

    1. Re:1 MEEEEEELLLLION stock units. by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately though, Restricted Stock Unit (RSU) is the standard term. After all they are not shares of stock, although the company will need to give him shares or the value of shares when these vest. They are also not stock options, since those require buying the stock at the specified price in order to not be wasted. So they went with units.

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  6. Not bad by Morky · · Score: 1

    Nice bonus, but $383,000,000 doesn't buy what it used to.

    1. Re:Not bad by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      No, and ten years from now who knows how weak the dollar might be? We might all have contracts for $383 million by then.

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    2. Re:Not bad by shitzu · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but his contract is for 1000000 stocks that AT THE MOMENT cost $383 apiece. The price will be something else by the time you will have a $383 million contract.

    3. Re:Not bad by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Hopefully it will be worthless. In the best scenario, the Apple logo will be mainly seen on cards sold at supermarket checkstands, the way the Napster logo presently is.

      We're allowed to say that here, even on the wholly apple-owned apple.slashdot.org sub-domain, correct?

    4. Re:Not bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because 2021 will be the year of Linux on the desktop

  7. not like it's real money by alen · · Score: 2

    it's stock he can't sell for another 10 years. it's only worth 383 million if the stock price stays where it's at. Just look at GE after jack welch left. MS after bill gates. or almost any other company after an iconic CEO or founder steps down. the stock usually tanks.

    usually it's the law of large numbers. you can't grow as fast when you're a huge company

    1. Re:not like it's real money by bmo · · Score: 2

      Microsoft's stock tanked at the Dot Bust, over 10 years ago.

      http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=MSFT+Basic+Chart&t=my

      It hasn't ever recovered. When Gates left, it didn't even leave a bump in the graph.

      To contrast with a different situation...

      When Carly Fiorina got kicked out of HP, the market cap of HP bounced 3 billion dollars. In other words, the market thought Carly was a drag on HP by 3 billion.

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    2. Re:not like it's real money by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 2

      Eric S Raymond (and Taco) after this...

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    3. Re:not like it's real money by macs4all · · Score: 4, Insightful

      it's stock he can't sell for another 10 years. it's only worth 383 million if the stock price stays where it's at. Just look at GE after jack welch left. MS after bill gates. or almost any other company after an iconic CEO or founder steps down. the stock usually tanks.

      usually it's the law of large numbers. you can't grow as fast when you're a huge company

      Amazingly, even though "the market" is EXTREMELY jittery right now, Apple's stock only went down by 7%, and in two days is now trading HIGHER than the pre-announcement price.

      This reflects the fact that Tim Cook IS the right man for the Job, and in fact, already HAS a proven track record at Apple, since he has run the company twice (or is it three times?) during Jobs' other hiatuses (hiatii?). And Apple and Jobs' have been quite smart by pushing Tim's previous fill-ins out into the limelight. Not only did that signal to everyone that Apple had "a plan" for succession, but also let everyone get to know Tim Cook, and his managerial style.

      Fortunately, Jobs' protracted illness has given both he and Apple time to do this right. If Jobs had died in a plane crash or something, and no one had ever heard of Tim, THEN there would have been a bigger drop. But not this way.

      Apple's stock isn't going to be "tanking" anytime soon. Now go spread your FUD somewhere else.

    4. Re:not like it's real money by macs4all · · Score: 2

      When Carly Fiorina got kicked out of HP, the market cap of HP bounced 3 billion dollars. In other words, the market thought Carly was a drag on HP by 3 billion.

      She and her bathroom-spying team, er, WERE.

      Good riddance, bitch!

    5. Re:not like it's real money by bmo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I feel ya, bro, I feel ya.

      She was of the same school as Scully. "We sell a brand, not products." We need to find the business schools where they learn this shit and burn them to the ground.

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    6. Re:not like it's real money by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Insightful
      This reflects the fact that Tim Cook IS the right man for the Job, and in fact, already HAS a proven track record at Apple, since he has run the company twice (or is it three times?) during Jobs' other hiatuses (hiatii?).

      What it probably reflects is that the news of Jobs departure was already factored into the stock price. Investors already knew how central Jobs has been to Apple, investors knew that Jobs had previously taken a medical leave for pancreatic cancer, and investors knew that Jobs had gotten a liver transplant which appeared to be an effort to treat a recurrence of that cancer. This wasn't insider information or anything, this was widely reported in places like Slate.com. Given that, it seemed like the question was not whether Jobs would leave but when, and everyone's been waiting for this to happen. Now it has, and the uncertainty is removed.

    7. Re:not like it's real money by Kjella · · Score: 1

      That, and that Jobs isn't dead he's now chairman of the board. Of course that means he won't be running things day to day like a CEO, but he'll be there to guide Apple. Hopefully the cancer isn't terminal but if it is, I think that's when we'll see the real drop.

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    8. Re:not like it's real money by Kjella · · Score: 1

      She was of the same school as Scully. "We sell a brand, not products." We need to find the business schools where they learn this shit and burn them to the ground.

      Because Apple isn't selling a brand? An image? The problem is that some CEOs go over the top and forget that the actual product is part of your reputation as well. If people think your product is buggy low-quality shit and you get a reputation for that, it's a turn-off in every market segment. Then it hardly matters if you're hitting the "right" segments or not.

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    9. Re:not like it's real money by mikael_j · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm not going to speculate on the exact reasons for Jobs resigning as CEO but I suspect it was done now rather than later is so that Tim Cook gets a chance to prove to the rest of the world that he really is capable of running Apple. So should Jobs step down completely/die/whatever in the future the stock price won't tank because everyone has gotten over the whole "Apple needs Jobs to survive" thing.

      In that way it's a smart move. If anything, Jobs is 56 years old, even if it wasn't for his illness that sounds like the age at which you'd at least be considering your retirement plan. For all we know he might be perfectly (well as perfect as you can be after a transplant and cancer) healthy but just knows that he doesn't want Apple to go down the drain when he retires and he doesn't want to keep working past 60 or 65.

      I know a few people who ran their own companies and they all started putting things into motion for their retirement in similar ways when they were in their mid-50s, it just takes a while to step down when you're The Boss(tm).

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    10. Re:not like it's real money by bmo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >Because Apple isn't selling a brand? An image?

      No, they don't They sell products first. The brand, the reputation /follows/.

      It's how they were brought back from the dead, because Apple had a shitty reputation back in the 90s because they did stupid shit like sell an '030 machine for $10,000 with a straight face (the 20'th anniversary edition Macintosh).

      Scully was "brand first, product last" and it showed through the entire 90s until Jobs came back after learning hard lessons at NeXT.

      "Brand first product last" kills companies. It was introduced at HP with Carly, and the effects of the Carly era are still being felt, because HP just decided they can't compete in the hardware arena anymore.

      Another "brand first, product last" company is Nokia. Nokia built a reputation on innovative phones that worked. Now look at them. Instead of innovating in the smartphone space, they sat on their hands and phoned it in (hah) on their name, only to become a Microsoft puppet in the Trojan Horse CEO deal of the century.

      I give HP 5 years, and then their stock is going to be pennies.

      I give Nokia 2 years and they will cease to exist.

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    11. Re:not like it's real money by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      I feel ya, bro, I feel ya.

      She was of the same school as Scully. "We sell a brand, not products." We need to find the business schools where they learn this shit and burn them to the ground.

      -- BMO

      well, for successful companies, that is true. A good brand enables companies to extract a price premium - because people know and trust the company's brand. Products, of course go hand in hand with that - you need to make good products so the brand is valuable, but you sell the brand. Otherwise, all you have is another me-too commodity.

      Commodity sellers try desperately to create a brand - so they can sell it and get more. why do you think the Canadian Wheat Board spends money selling the attributes of "Canadian Wheat?" If people associate Canadian Wheat with "high quality" they will get more for their wheat.

      So yes, you do sell the brand - but need good products to maintain it. HP seemed to forget what made the HP brand.

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    12. Re:not like it's real money by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      > For all we know he might be perfectly (well as perfect as you
      > can be after a transplant and cancer) healthy

      Did you click on the photo link in TFA? It saddens me greatly, but I am quite certain Jobs has seen his last Christmas. And maybe even Labour Day.

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    13. Re:not like it's real money by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      Well, you're right: Apple won't be tanking anytime soon, but the long-term success of the company is still in question.

      The problem is, we won't really be able to evaluate it for a while. I'm sure they already have their next product or two down the road pretty much mapped out and all Tim has to do is point the rudder that direction. The real test will come in when Steve Jobs no longer plays an active role at Apple and there isn't a document somewhere laying out the path forward. In short, we have to get to a point where Tim Cook is actually the one creating the vision and the plan for the company rather than simply implementing it. This could quite literally take years, and we really won't even know when it starts.

      For the most part, I do think Apple will be fine. They have a huge brand image that can buffer an awful lot of small missteps. When 35% of consumers say they will buy the iPhone 5 without knowing anything about it or seeing it, and 51% say they would buy it in the first year*,I think that's a pretty nice cushion. It would take some serious fucking up to erode all of that and then take the company into the tank -- not that it is not possible, of course.

      * This was the result of an online survey and as such is not scientific, so I wouldn't take the numbers as absolutes in terms of extrapolating to the public at large. They're still damn impressive though. Companies kill for brand images like this.

    14. Re:not like it's real money by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      It's subtly different - Apple's brand is one of the most important things to Apple, to the exclusion of a couple of other things that a company might normally place above it (like popularity among geeks, who are traditionally high spenders on hardware).

      What they *sell* to you though is a product, which the brand merely accentuates. After the sale you have an iPad/iPhone/Mac and the advertising talks about what those things do, as does the Apple site and the documentation. You get something tangible.

      HP, on the other hand, was trying to sell things along the lines of "you need product X because it totally web 2.0's your business effectiveness" (and what are you selling to me? A printer? Right).

      Don't get me wrong, the brand is al part of Apple's methods but they do actually back it up with products that reflect favourably on that brand. HP was just selling the sizzle and had a few photos of some hotdogs.

      It's a shame because before Carly fucked it up, buying something from HP would have been easy - in a shortlist of products that were all broadly similar, I'd have gone for the HP. Not so much any more.

    15. Re:not like it's real money by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I hear being badly photoshopped is damaging to your health.

    16. Re:not like it's real money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blah blah blah. You attack anti-Apple people who are not here, yet you obviously know nothing about the stock markets, and parade around like an Apple fanboy. Shameless and idiotic. PS: The answer to Apple's stock in the past few days lies in the trade volume. I'm sure you'll be able to analyze it. And the answer isn't anything you made up above.

    17. Re:not like it's real money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The TAM (20th Anniversary Mac) was never an '030 (Motorola 68030) machine. It was a PowerPC 603e machine. The reason why it was the 603e was that the 604 series was too power hungry for that form factor. It was basically a laptop that was repackaged to be upright.

      The limited production explained a lot of the pricing structure. A G3 processor would have suited the TAM much better but it had not hit production yet.

      Making the TAM as a celebration of Apple was a pretty dumb move since they were pretty much at the end of their existence, until the Jobs came back in to give them hope.

      Just remember most everyone had given Apple the same prognosis that you have given HP and Nokia now.

    18. Re:not like it's real money by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 0

      until Jobs came back after learning hard lessons at NeXT.

      So what old 'blow' learned at NeXT was 'product first' marketing? You're nuts. Maybe he figured that out after the major smackdown. What Jobs learned in the years after he first was thrown out of Apple was how to schmooze. Then, on his return, they were ballsy and just barely big enough to have the critical mass to 'in your face' market an MP3 player that the Music Industry couldn't defeat.

      Your revisionist history is fun to spin up, though. Looks spiffy balanced on the tip of your finger.

    19. Re:not like it's real money by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Hp didn't declare defeat. They won. The game they won just doesn't have any prize money, so they're going to play a different game.

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    20. Re:not like it's real money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fordham University?

    21. Re:not like it's real money by guttentag · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, Jobs' protracted illness has given both he and Apple time to do this right. If Jobs had died in a plane crash or something, and no one had ever heard of Tim, THEN there would have been a bigger drop. But not this way.

      Wow. I'm sure you meant that it's fortunate that Jobs has had time to hand off responsibility to ensure the company continues to operate successfully. But a lot of people would read this as "it's fortunate that Jobs didn't just disappear and leave some guy we didn't know in charge, because we might have freaked out and pummeled the stock for a few months until we realized the guy knew what he was doing." Does anyone else think it's sad that we have decided it's better for Jobs to die slowly and painfully than instantly simply because it avoids a temporary drop in an imaginary number to which we have assigned real value? Because that really is what it has come down to. (SARCASM)It's a good thing the HMOs aren't public companies, or day traders really would be deciding who dies and how long it should take.(/SARCASM)

    22. Re:not like it's real money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reasonable points, but check your facts. The TAM sold for $7500 and was a PowerPC 603e-based machine running at 250Mhz.

    23. Re:not like it's real money by inkscapee · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I hear being badly photoshopped is damaging to your health.

      Thank you. It is obviously faked, and now I know the T in TMZ stands for "toilet."

    24. Re:not like it's real money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gawker has done a brief analysis of the picture, and seems to indicate that it's a fake:

      http://gawker.com/5835016/shocking-steve-jobs-illness-pics-might-be-fake

    25. Re:not like it's real money by guruevi · · Score: 1

      NeXT was a GREAT product but Jobs forgot to market it (I think the real goal was to license it), he then bought his own old company out and created Mac OS X with it.

      Woz created a great computer and Jobs sold it very well, not because he was a great marketer as back then everybody had a CPU-with-stuff to sell but because it was a great product.

      Scully wanted to sell the brand first and overpriced a lot of the stuff he sold. Some of it was good and innovative (like the Newton) but by then people were already burned by the brand (like I won't ever buy HP, Nokia or Dell again even though the N800 was good).

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    26. Re:not like it's real money by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Blah blah blah. You attack anti-Apple people who are not here, yet you obviously know nothing about the stock markets, and parade around like an Apple fanboy.

      And you skulk around like an Anonymous Coward.

      At least _I_ have the cajones to OWN my words.

      Now, STFU, biotch.

    27. Re:not like it's real money by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Wow. I'm sure you meant that it's fortunate that Jobs has had time to hand off responsibility

      Yow!

      Yes, that's is exactly what I meant. I in no way intended for my words to sound insensitive or cruel. Thanks for allowing me to clarify...

    28. Re:not like it's real money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TMZ is a tabloid. That picture is fake. The editor's not doing anyone any favors by linking to it.

    29. Re:not like it's real money by HappyEngineer · · Score: 1

      Tim Cook is 50 years old. He's only 6 years younger than Steve Jobs. I don't think age is the thing here.

  8. Wishes To Apple by lovelyrenu · · Score: 1

    Hi all... Hope this company will do the same as under legendary Steve Jobs. We will miss u Steve.

    1. Re:Wishes To Apple by macs4all · · Score: 0

      Hi all... Hope this company will do the same as under legendary Steve Jobs. We will miss u Steve.

      He's NOT DEAD YET!

      Damn!

    2. Re:Wishes To Apple by steve_jobs_apple · · Score: 0

      I got better...

      BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

      Sent from the iPestilence cart.

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    3. Re:Wishes To Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Touchy, arent you.

      It doesn't look like the parent said/implied anything about him being dead.

    4. Re:Wishes To Apple by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Hey fucktard AC!

      People usually don't say "We'll miss you" about an ill-person UNTIL they already dead.

      Now why don't you go pick on the OTHER fucktard AC that posted this bit of detritus: But hopefully soon so this stupid cult can finally end.

      Whoever posted that deserves nothing less than to have to watch their own loved ones die slowly and painfully.

      And before you call me a fanboi, I say that as a human being, not as an Apple fan.

      And, as a general observation, Slashdot would be a WHOLE lot more civil and erudite if it would end AC posting. If you aren't willing to stand by your words, then you should fucking keep them to yourself!

      Now that Taco's gone, maybe the new editor-in-chief can make that happen.

  9. Sure by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

    Both sides show confidence in each other - but that sure is a way to put a negative spin on it.

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  10. Poor Man by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 0

    No executive iPlane? Outrageous! If I was Tim, I would hold out for a black turtleneck so he and Steve can be known as the Apple Twinkies.

    1. Re:Poor Man by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      More like Ho-Hos, although for $383 million, I'd be one of those too...

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    2. Re:Poor Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They stopped with the iPlanes once they realized they had to buy a new one if a part was worn out.

  11. This is not handcuff by zoffdino · · Score: 1

    This is how you retain top talents in a company. Tim Cook is no newbie, he has been with Apple since 1998. The guy has proven himself to be capable of running Apple when Steve Jobs was away in the past. Lately, he's been leading the delegate in negotiation with China Mobile. As an Apple shareholder, I have no problem with this compensation plan: it's clear, easy to understand, and has a long term outlook.

    1. Re:This is not handcuff by u38cg · · Score: 0

      You should have a problem with it; this is the board of your company voting to give bits of it away without asking you. Board members, as a rule, are a craven breed whose only real interest is the continued existence of the board so that they can continue to receive lucrative payments for it.

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    2. Re:This is not handcuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is how you retain top talents in a company.

      Well obviously yes, that's why it's called a handcuff. It's to keep him there.

    3. Re:This is not handcuff by icebraining · · Score: 1

      You should have a problem with it; this is the board of your company voting to give bits of it away without asking you.

      Well, according to a measure passed in February, the election of new directors (like Cook) has to garner a majority of the votes by the shareholders.

  12. Oh No by ZirconCode · · Score: 0

    Oh No! He actually has to care about the company! He can't just take the money and run away. This sure is horrible.

    1. Re:Oh No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He can't take THIS money and run. This is just THIS bonus package. There will be plenty ID other money he can take and run. Have you never heard the name Fiorina?

  13. That Apple "Experience" by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 1

    Don't come cheap!

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  14. Classless. by Seumas · · Score: 1

    It's pretty fucking distasteful that Slashdot chose to link to the TMZ photos. Let a dying man have a little dignity and stop acting like fucking bloodthirsty creeps. Fucking sickening.

    1. Re:Classless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hadn't seen the photo until now. To me, that image reveals the depth of the obsession this man has.

    2. Re:Classless. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Yes. In those photos, Jobs looks like a crack dealer. Not the high-class cocaine dealer he was back in the 80's before the crack epidemic really kicked in.

    3. Re:Classless. by grub · · Score: 2

      Yep.

      TMZ can show all the drunken celebs-vomiting-on-their-feet pictures they want. It's self-induced stupidity. Showing an obviously frail, very private man demonstrates a complete lack of basic human decency and compassion.

      If Jobs wanted to be seen like that, he'd go on The View or whatever. TMZ has shown themselves to be nothing but parasitical shitbags.

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  15. Speculators make the market by tepples · · Score: 3, Informative

    Without someone willing to buy or sell a given security at any particular time, there is no liquidity and therefore no market. Speculators make the market by being willing to buy or sell.

  16. Can he sell covered puts... by doug141 · · Score: 2

    and monetize this asset anytime?

    1. Re:Can he sell covered puts... by Ancil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, because you can't cover a put option with stock you don't own. He won't own any of this stock for 5 years.

      Recall that US-style puts can be excercised any time before they expire. He also can't cover a "European" put option, because there's no guarantee he'll keep working for Apple and own the stock 5 years from now.

    2. Re:Can he sell covered puts... by Nexx · · Score: 1

      it's a small thing, but ITYM covered calls.

    3. Re:Can he sell covered puts... by Sowbug · · Score: 1

      Very unlikely. Covered puts could only be covered by a short position in the stock. To sell a covered put, the employee would have to own a short position in the stock. It's typical that incentive-stock agreements will prohibit the employee from taking or holding any bearish equity/derivative positions. Shorting AAPL would violate that employee agreement.

      You probably meant calls, not puts. If you did indeed mean calls, it wouldn't be a covered position unless he owned the underlying stock, which he won't until he vests and exercises. And if he did own the stock, selling the call against it would be considered a bearish move, and thus prohibited by the employee agreement.

  17. not every picture is a fake, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...on reddit, somebody posted this link: http://i.imgur.com/WV5Y0.jpg

  18. Mod parent up by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    picture has been alerted

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  19. Exactly what is wrong with America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Assuming he works 10hrs a day everyday for next 10years that is over 10k and hour on top of whatever his normal salary is.

    This is a perfect example of the pure stupidity in our system today. Jobs didn't need a huge bonuses to keep him in his position. He did it because that is who he was and that is what he loved doing. This slaves this fellow to the company and to the companies worth as expressed by it's stock value.

    If at sometime he starts feeling like he wants to leave he won't. If the share price starts to slide, he will feel desperate. At expiration (first 1/2 in five years) all he his going to really care about is the market value of the company and not the fundamentals. Is that what we really want?

    Research has shown that large bonus simply don't work (google why bonuses don't work) except for the most mediocre of tasks.

  20. Jobs death picture by iTowelie · · Score: 2

    That has to be one of the worst pro Photoshop jobs I have ever seen. Since when does Steve Jobs wear dresses? Like one of the ACs pointed out, a Redditer posted an analysis of the picture. Also, since when does /. link to TMZ as a reliable source?

    1. Re:Jobs death picture by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      Now we know it was not really cancer that killed him, it was a failed sex-change operation!

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    2. Re:Jobs death picture by grub · · Score: 1

      Maybe he has a colostomy bag, catheter or something else under the "skirt", who knows? I don't think it is intended as a fashion statement.

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  21. BOY NEEDS TO GET STONED PRONTO !! AND A LOT !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And move next door to a White Castle !! Maybe he could just move into the White Castle !!

  22. Good, but that good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure Tim Cook is good, but is he that good?
    By comparison, 383 million dollars would have bought Steve Jobs' services for 383 million years.

    1. Re:Good, but that good? by cforciea · · Score: 1

      Er, what the hell kind of accounting is that? This isn't about Cook's salary, it is about the value of stocks he will potentially be given. The value gleaned by Jobs via stock was not $1 a year. He owns 5.426 million Apple stocks.

  23. He gets $0 if he screws up by perpenso · · Score: 2

    This way if the company continues to win and prosper, he will become wealthy. Otherwise no honey. This is the right way!

    He can tank Apple stock by 90% and walk away with 38m$ bonus for it. The right way?

    Or he can double Apple stock and walk away with a $767m bonus.

    Also keep in mind that he can be fired if he performs poorly, so if he tanks Apple stock in the next 5 years he gets $0.

    1. Re:He gets $0 if he screws up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This way if the company continues to win and prosper, he will become wealthy. Otherwise no honey. This is the right way!

      He can tank Apple stock by 90% and walk away with 38m$ bonus for it. The right way?

      Or he can double Apple stock and walk away with a $767m bonus.

      I guess all the cool stuff he can get for those extra 380m$ that he couldn't afford with his first 380m$ will keep him churning on at night..

      Also keep in mind that he can be fired if he performs poorly, so if he tanks Apple stock in the next 5 years he gets $0.

      This is a good point if it is handled this way. From what I've seen boards who give away insane bonuses (which 380m$ is) rarely handle it this way even when you have poorly performing CEOs.

    2. Re:He gets $0 if he screws up by jayveekay · · Score: 1

      You are saying that Apple's board would fire its CEO and not hand that CEO some sort of multimillion dollar exit package on the way out?

      I guess you "Think Different" from the boards of pretty much every other major US company in recent history.

    3. Re:He gets $0 if he screws up by perpenso · · Score: 1

      You are saying that Apple's board would fire its CEO and not hand that CEO some sort of multimillion dollar exit package on the way out? I guess you "Think Different" from the boards of pretty much every other major US company in recent history.

      That is a weak straw man argument. A hypothetical exit package is something different from this bonus and would probably occur whether or not any such bonus existed.

      What I am saying is that the $383M bonus vests 50% at 5 years and 100% at 10 years, so its pretty clear the CEO wouldn't be getting that were he to screw up royally.

    4. Re:He gets $0 if he screws up by perpenso · · Score: 1

      I guess all the cool stuff he can get for those extra 380m$ that he couldn't afford with his first 380m$ will keep him churning on at night.

      How many CEOs of the largest US corporations get to $300M and say that's enough, I'm done here?

      From what I've seen boards who give away insane bonuses (which 380m$ is) rarely handle it this way even when you have poorly performing CEOs.

      I think you are mixing severance packages and this bonus, they are two separate things. Given the 5 and 10 year vesting periods this bonus can evaporate. That is the entire reason for such a long vesting period.

    5. Re:He gets $0 if he screws up by csumpi · · Score: 1

      If he screws up and AAPL falls to $30 in 10 years, he still gets $30,000,000. That's pretty good retirement money.

    6. Re:He gets $0 if he screws up by perpenso · · Score: 1

      If he screws up and AAPL falls to $30 in 10 years, he still gets $30,000,000. That's pretty good retirement money.

      Nope, he'd be fired long before that. No job, no stock options.

    7. Re:He gets $0 if he screws up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess all the cool stuff he can get for those extra 380m$ that he couldn't afford with his first 380m$ will keep him churning on at night.

      How many CEOs of the largest US corporations get to $300M and say that's enough, I'm done here?

      Exactly, but looked at another way: The prospect of adding several hundred million dollars to your existing several hundred million dollar can't be necessary for motivation. The extreme excessiveness of this is the point, it makes no sense.

      btw. How many get CEOs really get $300M at all? It isn't exactly a normal salary/bonus level, even for large successful corporations.

  24. 1,000,000,000 shares? by arcite · · Score: 1

    That's some mighty fine booze money there my friend.

    1. Re:1,000,000,000 shares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MILLION!! not billion. And what 1d10t model modded this nincompoop up to 2?

    2. Re:1,000,000,000 shares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Booze money? Its drug money, you could literally pay someone to snort coke for you.

      Cause like, why not?

  25. Real or not by arcite · · Score: 1

    The man is sick. The mind is willing, but the body is flesh and mortal.

  26. Photo = fake by drdaz · · Score: 1

    I hadn't seen the photo til today either... But I'm not convinced they're authentic tbh.

    What is the context of the photo? Why is the man wearing what appears to be a skirt? And why does the skirt look like 2 black rectangles drawn on with MS Paint?

    Make no mistake... I really don't want that photo to be authentic.

  27. that poor man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and they wonder why there is class warfare

  28. TMZ photo by Danathar · · Score: 1

    Hard to know if the TMZ photo is legit or not. It's no like they are beneath photoshopping something to get a headline.

  29. This is entitlement, not incentive by RighteousRaven · · Score: 1

    If he rides the company into the ground and they lose 50% of their stock price in the next 5 years, Tim Cook will get over $100 million from these stocks - that's over and above his salary and other perks. So a $20 million per year bonus for sucking - how does that make sense?

    If they wanted to set incentives, he shouldn't be getting STOCKS - he should be getting OPTIONS. They should define their expectations of what a decent CEO should achieve... lets say 400 in a year, 450 in 3 years, and 500 in 5 years. They should then award him plenty of stock options that vest in those intervals and allow him by buy at that price. If he does worse than what a decent CEO should achieve then his options are worthless. If he does better than a decent CEO, he will get rewarded for it.

    By awarding STOCKS, they are rewarding CEOs regardless of whether they succeed or not. You cannot reward success without first setting expectations that clearly define what success is, and what failure is.

  30. picture is fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... this picture was proven fake on so many forums and publications I can't believe people still link to it, but that's what happens when idiocracy takes its root and TMZ is viewed as a legitimate news source...

  31. 2 things I wonder about the Steve Jobs photo by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

    One, is it real or is some photo shop fake. Two, why is he wearing a dress?

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  32. Wow! by PPH · · Score: 1

    That's more than 3.8 million HP TouchPads!

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  33. Clearly Photoshopped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That photo is clearly photoshopped. Spending more than five seconds looking at it will reveal that.

    We're really to believe that Steve Jobs decided to put on a dress, stand outside, look off to the side, and get photographed? Really?

    Really, Timothy, take out that link and the mention of being frail-looking. You have absolutely no idea how the guy looks. TMZ is clearly not a reliable source on this or, actually, anything else.

  34. $.4 billion is the bonus. What about the paycheck? by Alsee · · Score: 1

    2010 List by the CIA World Factbook:
    Gross Domestic Product of Niue $10mill
    Gross Domestic Product of Tuvalu $32mill
    Gross Domestic Product of Falkland Islands $105mill
    Gross Domestic Product of Kiribati $147mill
    Gross Domestic Product of Marshall Islands $161mill
    Gross Domestic Product of Palau $164mill
    Gross Domestic Product of Anguilla $175.4
    Gross Domestic Product of Cook Islands $183
    Gross Domestic Product of Sao Tome and Principe $196mill
    Gross Domestic Product of Federated States of Micronesia $238mill
    Gross Domestic Product of Tonga $363mill
    Gross Domestic Product of Dominica $376mill

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  35. Incentives are hard by sjbe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I might be naive on this, but isn't this how bonuses already work? I thought that bonuses were tied to performance or meeting other goals...

    Not necessarily. Sometime bonuses are given out for no immediately obvious reason. Sometimes they are given out because the company board's compensation committee are a bunch of buddies who give the CEO a bonus even when the company loses money. Even if there are performance goals attached, all too often they are too easy reach. Goal oriented bonuses are difficult. Make them too easy and you don't accomplish anything. Make them too hard and they serve no incentive purpose - no point in reaching for a goal you can't actually achieve. In fact incentives in general are difficult to align with the goals of the company. For example, many salesmen are on commission based on revenue. The problem is that this motivates them to sell as much as possible, regardless of profitability. Companies have been ruined by misaligned incentives and management pay is no exception. There is an old saying that if you tell me someone's incentives I'll tell you their behavior.

    I'd like to see an example of someone getting a bonus when they've been doing a shitty job (excluding the easy google result of the banks after the bailout).

    How about Carly Fiorina who was given $180 million for what can generously be termed uninspired performance and a declining stock price. How about AIG awarding $165 billion in bonuses AFTER receiving bailout money. It's not remotely difficult to find examples of executives being handsomely rewarded for mediocre or even terrible performance.

    1. Re:Incentives are hard by slashqwerty · · Score: 1

      How about AIG awarding $165 billion in bonuses AFTER receiving bailout money

      I think you mean $165 million.

    2. Re:Incentives are hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't give a shit if it was 165 dollars, any nonzero amount was too much.

  36. Income Tax by sir_eccles · · Score: 1

    It's also a clever way of avoiding income tax.

  37. Tim Cook MAY be the right guy... or maybe not by sjbe · · Score: 1

    This reflects the fact that Tim Cook IS the right man for the Job, and in fact, already HAS a proven track record at Apple, since he has run the company twice (or is it three times?) during Jobs' other hiatuses (hiatii?)

    He MAY be the right guy but that remains to be seen. Tim Cook by all accounts is a heck of a good executive but he's a different guy with different skills. That's not to say he will fail but he can't (and shouldn't) run the company exactly the same way because he is a different guy. The trick is to not ruin the company culture which would be easy to do. Apple's strategy is a bit of a high wire act and one bad iPhone could really screw things up. Frankly with Apple having the largest market capitalization in the world right now he's going to have a rough time keeping the stock price going up. I wish him the best of luck but he's got some big shoes to fill and lots of challenges ahead.

  38. Where did these shares come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did someone sell them? Or did Apple print them out of thin air?

  39. High wire act by sjbe · · Score: 1

    When 35% of consumers say they will buy the iPhone 5 without knowing anything about it or seeing it , and 51% say they would buy it in the first year*,I think that's a pretty nice cushion.

    And so it is but what people say they will do and what they actually will do are frequently VERY different. Let's say hypothetically that the iPhone 5 is a flop for some reason. Apple now gets about half their revenue from that product line. Cell phone buyers are notoriously fickle. I suspect most of us would switch phones in a heartbeat if we didn't like a particular phone. Sure, some people will buy even the crappiest product but Apple could easily lose a tremendous amount of revenue with just one poor or even mediocre product. It also could dent their halo effect with their other products.

    Apple has been doing amazingly well and producing good products but their revenue depends on them continuing to produce exceptional products people are willing to pay a premium for. One or two major missteps and they could be in real financial trouble.

  40. Re:$.4 billion is the bonus. What about the payche by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That puts things into perspective...

  41. Re:$.4 billion is the bonus. What about the payche by optimism · · Score: 1

    Sigh.

    Gross Domestic Product of USA = $14.66 trillion
    $383 million / $14.66 trillion = 0.0026% of GDP
    0.0026% of Dominica's $376M GDP = $9823
    $9823 / 10 years = $982

    I guarantee you, the most talented people on Dominica make more than $982 annual income. Get some perspective, and try thinking before you post.

  42. Recognition works better than monetary reward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is he less likely to stay if he gets 10 times less stock options ( $38.3M ) ? Probably not. Then it's a waste of shareholders money.
    According to Herzberg motivation theory, recognition works better. Just give the guy "employee of the year" award on the regular basis.

  43. Re:$.4 billion is the bonus. What about the payche by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gross Domestic Product of USA = $14.66 trillion

    And you're all still in debt and will be for ever more.

  44. Rewarded for failure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He gets $383 million if the stock does nothing, stays where it is (i.e. a reduction in value assuming reasonable GDP growth)? He walks away with $38 million even if he decimates the stock value.

    Some mighty strong Kool Aid at work here is the land of the Personality Cult.

  45. Re:$.4 billion is the bonus. What about the payche by Alsee · · Score: 1

    Sigh.

    Aside from it being greater than the GDP of quite a few small nations, it's more than the income of than 7626 median income US households. At 2.63 people per household that makes it the GDP of a city of over twenty thousand typical middleclass Americans.

    Get some perspective, and try thinking before you post.

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  46. Re:$.4 billion is the bonus. What about the payche by optimism · · Score: 1

    it's more than the income of than 7626 median income US households

    1) That sentence does not parse.
    2) How many "median income US households" are there?
    3) Reference?

    The point of my earlier reply seems to have flown well over your head. Look back quick, and you might still see it.

  47. Re:$.4 billion is the bonus. What about the payche by Alsee · · Score: 1

    My source is official US census data.
    Median household income, 2009 $50,221
    $383,000,000 / $50221 = 7626.3

    So $383 million is more than the total income of 7626 dead-center middleclass American households.

    I did a separate Google search to come up with an average of 2.63 persons per US household. So they are giving him a bonus equal to the entire GDP of a US city of over twenty thousand typical middle class Americans. And as the post title points out, that doesn't include his (unknown) paycheck.

    The point of my earlier reply seems to have flown well over your head.

    As far as I can tell the point of your previous post to illustrate "how not to apply percentages". A person getting 1% of the US GDP would be insanity beyond belief. A person getting 1% of the GDP of a country of 10 people would be in deep poverty. Equating the same percentage in the two case is horribly broken.

    Your calculation was:
    Gross Domestic Product of USA = $14.66 trillion
    $383 million / $14.66 trillion = 0.0026% of GDP
    0.0026% of Dominica's $376M GDP = $9823
    $9823 / 10 years = $982

    A more valid calculation for that case would be:
    Gross Domestic Product of USA = $14.66 trillion
    Population of US = 312 million
    income per person = $14.66 trillion / 312 million = $46,987
    $383 million / $46,987 = one person getting 8151 shares of income

    Gross Domestic Product Dominica $376M
    Population Dominica = 72500
    income per person = $376M / 72500 = $5186 ($14 dollars a day)
    one person getting 8151 shares of income = $5186 * 8151 = $42 million

    If you want to divide that over ten years, sure, it's someone getting a bonus of $4.2 million per year in relation to $5186 per person per year for everyone else. And if we're going to divide up the bonus over the ten years then we really need to add in whatever his yearly salary is.

    And your comment about "talented" doesn't fly. A talented person can definitely earn many times the average income. But when someone in an income-$5186-per-person-nation is getting a $4.2 million bonus per year, or when someone in the $46,987-per-person-income-US is getting $38.3 million per year bonus, it's not because he's talented. It's because the economy is dysfunctional, and it's because he's got the political connections or billionaire-business connections to benefit from that economic dysfunction.

    And furthermore, the $383 million bonus value is based on today's stock price remaining flat for ten years. A stock price that remains flat is downright rotten performance for a CEO. From 1900 through 2010 the Dow Jones had an average rate of return of 9.4% (in stock price and dividends). If he achieves a grossly lackluster 3% yearly increase in stock price it would make his bonus $514 million. Over a half-billion dollars. If he did an average CEO job his bonus would be $940 million. And when you add in his actually salary his pay for doing an average performance as CEO it would be over a billion dollars. Yeah, it's a billion+ dollars over ten years. But you still can't claim that pay scale for average stock performance reflects any legitimate or sane or economically healthy "talent" pay.

    This is exactly the sort of thing that has been weakening the US economy. Look at this graph. Advancing technologies and efficiencies increase GDP over time, but almost exactly ZERO of that growth has made it into the pockets of the majority of Americans. The rising blue line shows increased economic production, and the difference between the red and blue lines shows that all growth is removed from the pockets of the majority of Americans and ALL being poured into a few ultra-wealthy pockets. That graph is showing the Paris-Hilton-Taxcuts, it's showing TrickleDownEconomics that never trickles down. It shows two dec

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