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Why Google Is Disabling Kids' Gmail Accounts

theodp writes "The Washington Post's Elizabeth Flock managed to hold Google's feet to the fire and get an explanation of sorts for why it's making kids cry by disabling their Gmail accounts after years of use. Giving 12-year-olds access to Gmail — unless they are using Google Apps for Education accounts through their school — is proving to be as formidable a task for Google as making renewable energy cheaper than coal. But what about that viral 'Dear Sophie' commercial, asked Flock, in which a father creates a Gmail account for his baby daughter and uses it to send her photos, videos, and messages that chronicle her growing up? 'The implied understanding,' replied a Google spokesman, 'is that the girl in the story does not have access to the account, but that she will have access to it "someday."'"

228 comments

  1. Who's fault is it? by sidthegeek · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is it Google's fault? Or COPPA's? Or both?

    1. Re:Who's fault is it? by InsightIn140Bytes · · Score: 0, Troll

      It is Google's fault. They just don't want to responsibility (ie., don't spy on kids activity) that comes with it, but they're still advertising such use. They just bury that fact in terms of service not to get in trouble.

    2. Re:Who's fault is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Children shouldn't be on the internet anyway. They should be readin the bible.

    3. Re:Who's fault is it? by Anthony+Mouse · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I was wondering, do you think it would be more efficient if you could come in and tell us when something is not Google's fault? I'm just saying, it would probably save you some time, since the list of things that you think are their fault is clearly much longer.

    4. Re:Who's fault is it? by martin-boundary · · Score: 4, Funny

      No need. There's an app for that.

    5. Re:Who's fault is it? by Moryath · · Score: 2

      Agreed - the fault is on Google for not finding a better way to handle situations like this.

      There are any number of ways they could have fixed the situation, or allowed for this sort of use with parental approval; instead, they went for the least common denominator "fuck you kid, come back when you're 18."

    6. Re:Who's fault is it? by AngryDeuce · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Seems to me that Google should startup a 'Google Kids' to handle things like this in compliance with COPPA. Once the child reaches 12, they can convert it over to a regular Gmail account.

      Parents can administrate, while at the same time teaching their kids how to behave on the internet, teachers can email assignments, etc. As long as control rests solely with the parent, I see no issue with something like that.

    7. Re:Who's fault is it? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually - COPPA needs to die. Parents are supposed to be a child's first line of defense. Then the courts. Simply mandating that kids can't access and/or must be monitored by a provider such as Google is simply asinine. As a parent, and as a grandparent, I'd cheefully counsel my kids how to circumvent COPPA bullshit.

      "See the box, where they ask how old you are? What's the minimum age? Alright, Honey, just add 3 or 6 to that minimum age, so your "birth year" is going to be 19xx, alright? Yeah, I know you're not 20 yet, but THEY don't know that!"

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    8. Re:Who's fault is it? by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, I would be more ok with Google just saying "this isn't a service for children" if they didn't also make TV ads about children having Google accounts. Pick one or the other!

    9. Re:Who's fault is it? by Galestar · · Score: 5, Informative
      You obviously completely misunderstand the issues at stake here.
      Please read the following;
      Children's Online Privacy Protection Act

      "fuck you kid, come back when you're 18."

      The age is 13, not 18, and because of your ignorance,

      "fuck you Moryath, come back when you know what you're talking about"

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    10. Re:Who's fault is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they can talk to an imaginary strange old man in heir bed room!?!?! Ya, ok just great! Get a life!

    11. Re:Who's fault is it? by Defenestrar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think teaching how to circumvent COPPA is dangerous without teaching when to do so. There are a lot of age verification things out there on the internet and they're not all for the same reason. COPPA is for preventing a child from disclosing too much personal information for use by another party without informed consent of the parent (i.e. marketing and solicitation). I think teaching a child not to give out their real birth date online is a very valuable lesson. (Birth date and state are enough info for an accurate guess at a social security number, and the region can probably be obtained with a reasonable chance of success for a child (lower chance to have moved from the area of birth)). Other age verifiers are for content, some websites self regulate, others follow third party guidelines (e.g. ESRB). I expect to be the final word in what content my children permissibly access on the internet, but I do appreciate the age checkers as a sign for younger children to stop and ask permission. Older children are going to do their own thing according to what you've taught them up to that point.

      Also, I've always been surprised that the age submission check is considered a valid method for absolving an entity of COPPA's requirements considering the lengths they have to go through if they do know they are dealing with a child. It seems rather trivial in comparison to these requirements:

      Website operators must use reasonable procedures to ensure they are dealing with the child's parent. These procedures may include:

      obtaining a signed form from the parent via postal mail or facsimile;

      accepting and verifying a credit card number;

      taking calls from parents on a toll-free telephone number staffed by trained personnel;

      email accompanied by digital signature;

      email accompanied by a PIN or password obtained through one of the verification methods above.

      Operators who follow one of these procedures acting in good faith to a request for parental access are protected from liability under federal and state law for inadvertent disclosures of a child's information to someone who purports to be a parent.

    12. Re:Who's fault is it? by Vaphell · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You have it backwards. Having ridiculous laws is much worse than not having laws at all. Ridiculous laws will be broken and this is what undermines the very respect for the law.
      Also protecting the precious snowflakes at all costs has dire consequences when they meet the harsh bitch called life completely unprepared.

    13. Re:Who's fault is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give it a while and we'll have statistics about all these 130 year old people still using the 'Net

    14. Re:Who's fault is it? by black6host · · Score: 1

      Parents can administrate, while at the same time teaching their kids how to behave on the internet, teachers can email assignments, etc. As long as control rests solely with the parent, I see no issue with something like that.

      And how would Google know if they are dealing with a parent or a child during initial setup without providing yet more information than I'm currently putting out there on the web. I'm a parent and grandparent as well and I have no accounts on social sites that I use. When asked to enter a birth date you can be assured it's not the real one....

      It's not that I feel your thoughts are without merit, but rather how could it be accomplished without divulging yet more personal information? Or, in other words, more data to sell........

    15. Re:Who's fault is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Stupid US laws.....

    16. Re:Who's fault is it? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As an atheist, I wholeheartedly support this idea. If all kids were forced to read the entire Bible before they turn 13, and pass the exam on textual knowledge - why, that would probably do more to reduce the influence of Christianity than efforts of all the various skeptic and secular humanist groups in the country. ~

    17. Re:Who's fault is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      How does that get app store approval? It sounds like it would violate the commandment to worship no other gods beside Jobs.

    18. Re:Who's fault is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      well it WAS service for children but BEFORE government made http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children's_Online_Privacy_Protection_Act
      so in a way it is more government's fault than Google's

    19. Re:Who's fault is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how Sir Issac Newton would look on your ignorant stereotypes? Must be nice to throw people under the bus if they don't align themselves with your every ideal. Simple motherfucker.

    20. Re:Who's fault is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also protecting the precious snowflakes at all costs has dire consequences when they meet the harsh bitch called life completely unprepared.

      This.

      Society is going to be in for a HUGE fucking shock in a few decades when all these kids grow up and "functioning" members of it.
      Oh boy that will be a low point. If people think current times are bad when it comes to the younger generations, you'd count yourself lucky to be either a vegetable or not alive to see the shitstorm coming.
      Personally I'm going to become an onion.

    21. Re:Who's fault is it? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      I doubt you could verify something like that.

      But even if you could, it's a complete waste of time. "The children" don't need to be protected from every little thing.

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    22. Re:Who's fault is it? by Joe+U · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Windows Live/Hotmail allows and encourages child accounts.

      That leads me to a few ideas as to why Google won't comply with COPPA. The most likely one being that they just can't turn the marketing machine off.

    23. Re:Who's fault is it? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      I think teaching how to circumvent COPPA is dangerous without teaching when to do so.

      Yeah, I'm thinking teaching our legislators how to write intelligent laws is the least dangerous approach. Barring that, teaching my children that the reason I teach them about the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and God is the reason I am teaching them to question authority, is the appropriate response.

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    24. Re:Who's fault is it? by Thing+1 · · Score: 0

      Besides this, I went to high school with someone who was told, in his sophomore year, that he was a year older than he thought he was. So that he could get his driver's license at the correct age; they had previously lied because of religious reasons about childbirth out of wedlock (aside, the "lock" seems like a warning). So, even before the Internet existed, parents lied to children about their ages. So, how can children be expected to tell the actual truth when asked for their age, when they're young???

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    25. Re:Who's fault is it? by swalve · · Score: 2

      You are seeing that with the OWS people. If you look at the demographics, there are a LOT of people born after 1985 or so. They lived their entire lives without ever seeing a recession. They think the enormous growth of the 90's was normal. Now comes a recession that affects their precious little selves and they freak the fuck out.

    26. Re:Who's fault is it? by Joe+U · · Score: 5, Funny

      You are seeing that with the OWS people. If you look at the demographics, there are a LOT of people born after 1985 or so. They lived their entire lives without ever seeing a recession. They think the enormous growth of the 90's was normal. Now comes a recession that affects their precious little selves and they freak the fuck out.

      If I can speak for my Generation (GenX), for a moment: (abridged version) Fuck you, Boomers and fuck you Millenials.

      The Baby Boomers for really screwing us over, several times. I look forward to the retirement homes we're going to toss you into on the budget you gave us. The Millenials for being whining idiots that generally fuck up the Internet I helped create. Please build better retirement homes in about 30 years, thanks.

    27. Re:Who's fault is it? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Ask them to quickly rattle off some stupid age appropriate trivia? if its one thing we older folks have its too damned much stupid trivia, like "name three lame songs from early MTV" (my answer, Safety dance, Video killed the radio star, I always feel like somebody's watching me) or "What was the name of Captain Kangaroo's sidekick? "(Mr Greenjeans). See how easy that is? We have so damned much lame ass trivia to draw on it ain't even funny. Make it multiple choice with different stupid trivia each time and if they nail 90%+ in under 2 minutes you can be pretty damned sure there's an old fart on the other end of the line.

      Personally i think Google in this case is full of shit simply because they are advertising to the kiddies and then saying they don't want them? make up your fucking mind Google, either you want them or you don't. Hotmail and Yahoo don't seem to have a problem with COPPA then why do you? Are you admitting you just don't have the ability? Surely with as much money as you have Google you can crank out a "Gmail for kids" yes?

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    28. Re:Who's fault is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How is it even a "fault"? Google provides email service FOR FREE. They can do whatever the hell they want with it at any time with or without notification.

      If people don't like it, they can go pay for email somewhere else. The sense of entitlement going on here is ridiculous.

    29. Re:Who's fault is it? by howardd21 · · Score: 3, Funny

      As an atheist, I wholeheartedly support this idea. If all kids were forced to read the entire Bible before they turn 13, and pass the exam on textual knowledge - why, that would probably do more to reduce the influence of Christianity than efforts of all the various skeptic and secular humanist groups in the country. ~

      As a christian, I would take that deal everyday. When the bible is just read, and understood in it's context to say what it says, it makes more sense than science falsely called, and much more sense than the philosophers of this world.

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    30. Re:Who's fault is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The iBle.

    31. Re:Who's fault is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we could solve all problems with "think of the children" in regards to the internet by banning children from the internet entirely.

    32. Re:Who's fault is it? by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Screw that! The kids should be toiling in the fields... :p

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    33. Re:Who's fault is it? by Defenestrar · · Score: 2, Informative

      You have it backwards. Having ridiculous laws is much worse than not having laws at all. Ridiculous laws will be broken and this is what undermines the very respect for the law. Also protecting the precious snowflakes at all costs has dire consequences when they meet the harsh bitch called life completely unprepared.

      Backwards? I think I was pointing out how ridiculous the requirements for age verification were in the light that a company is exempt merely by allowing for a user submitted, unverifiable, age. The law allowed a dead easy loophole for plausible deniability while setting up a straightforward behavioral conditioning teaching the user to hit refresh, lie, and open the cage door to the cheese.

      However, this law does work the way it was intended to. The children can't break it, it's not targeted at them, but at the corporation - so a child lying on the form is not breaking it. When the law is broken, the hammer drops in the thousands and sometimes even million dollar range for the companies who knowingly store (and perhaps use/sell) children's data without parental permission. This law is not about content on the internet and protecting the children from it. It is a law about protecting children from abuse by corporations who target children with personal information (be it advertisements or otherwise) when they are not developmentally prepared for the situation (imprint your product preference on a child for life? Sounds extreme, but this is one of the things the law's requirement to get parents involved is supposed to prevent).

      While this law isn't about content, I did bring content into the conversation because age based content verification looks like the same box that COPPA has. Hence my point about it being more important to teach a child when to lie about one's age as being more important than just how to do it. Get an ad supported email address? Probably fine with me as long as I think the kid is old enough not to believe the text advertisement is the end all argument in regards to what they want for Christmas. Have a couple of their 8 year old friends over to watch snuff films? No, not in my house. My kids will know that (and far more subtle distinctions too). I personally like the verification boxes because they'll signal to a child that's still learning the ropes that this is a good time to stop and think - perhaps ask mom or dad.

      Finally, I strongly disagree with your opinion about a parent's job to protect a child. A parent should protect their child at all costs - that is their job. Cost however is not always cut and dry. Some things are easy: dive in front of a bus to push your kid out of the way - yes. Give up cable, or your cell/data plan, or whatever so you can have a good life insurance policy (thus making your bus decision not such a hardship/detriment to the rest of the family) - yes. Never let them climb a tree because they might break something, or keep them from playing with other kids because the might catch something? No - successfully raising a coward or hypochondriac does more damage than the immediate protection at early childhood age (besides, kids can turn into those sorts of people well enough without parental assistance). Risking your kid's life (albeit at very small chance of fatality) to teach them about social responsibility: immunizations, blood donation, and other things - again protecting them from those complications only take in the very short and extremely selfish view, not a favor to the child. Pouring energy and activity into the child such that your marriage suffers (and perhaps ends?) - not a long term recipe for protection. Keeping all information about sex away from a kid (or teaching its "absolute wrongness") in the hopes you'll prevent STDs, pregnancy, etc... You're just setting them up for confusion, fear, and marital problems down the road. Teaching them about sex by pointing them at an unfiltered internet and telling them to learn what they want? Same problems from the other side - i

    34. Re:Who's fault is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was watching Venture Bros with a friend, who is a lukewarm Christian , the other day. He was talking about Brock Samson. It went like this.

      I said "Samson, like from the Bible".
      He said "What?".
      I said "Magic Hair, Jawbone of an ass, Paid his gambling debts with foreskins?"
      He said "WHAT? That's not in the bible, you're making that shit up, right?".

      Bible stories FTW.

    35. Re:Who's fault is it? by hrtserpent6 · · Score: 0

      Is that you Mr. Gingrich?

    36. Re:Who's fault is it? by bkcallahan · · Score: 1

      If I can speak for my Generation (GenX), for a moment: (abridged version) Fuck you, Boomers and fuck you Millenials.

      The Baby Boomers for really screwing us over, several times. I look forward to the retirement homes we're going to toss you into on the budget you gave us.

      Every generation says this to the generations before it. What'll be fun is when the next generation tells you to fuck off :)

    37. Re:Who's fault is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ban corporate parenthood!

    38. Re:Who's fault is it? by WNight · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The bible makes sense? Sure it does. And so does the Koran, so they say. In fact, pretty much any ridiculous belief has a ton of supporters.

      Never anyone reputable though. I mean, look at the people who say that - idiots who say things like " ... science falsely called, and ...".

      I know you get brownie points for trying to convince people of the existence of the sky fairy, and most-importantly you feel like it validates your belief, but it's crap. The book, the teachings, and the institutionalized ignorance required for faith.

      Because of the nature of ego I'm sure this post will just drive you to your chosen delusion with more fervor but hopefully it helps someone on the fence decide to investigate more, and with non-cult sources, before ruining their life with it.

    39. Re:Who's fault is it? by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 1

      Who is fault is it? I'm sorry but I keep staring at what you wrote and it makes absolutely no sense.

    40. Re:Who's fault is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When the bible is just read, and understood in it's context to say what it says, it makes more sense than science falsely called

      Does it make more sense than your comment?

    41. Re:Who's fault is it? by Bensam123 · · Score: 2

      I don't think there will be a generation quite like the boomers. I don't know if it's the fault of their parents who went through a WW and raised them or their own fault for pretending to live in the glory years well past it.

      Unlike the parent, I don't have a lot of hate for millenials even if they're whiny pissants sometimes... boomers are the ones who are in pretty much complete control of the country at the moment and doing a damn good job of fucking it up for everyone else.

    42. Re:Who's fault is it? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Hence my point about it being more important to teach a child when to lie about one's age as being more important than just how to do it.

      Teach? If a child is not "grown-up" enough to lie well enough about her age and other personal details to Google etc, to get what she wants from them, then perhaps the child is not ready for those parts of the Internet?

      In my opinion once she's old enough to figure that out and do that on her own (no help from parents), COPPA isn't going to protect her that much (the world might need protecting from her, but that's a different matter ;) ).

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    43. Re:Who's fault is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "boomers are the ones who are in pretty much complete control of the country at the moment and doing a damn good job of fucking it up for everyone else."

      From mass deforestation and global warming, to unjust wars in places like Iraq to the global financial crisis. Baby boomers are to blame for a hell of a lot more than just fucking up your country in the current age.

      Their attitude of believing they can have everything they have ever wanted without consequence and by offloading the cost of having those things elsewhere - whether it's to the 3rd world, or to the next generations, have caused untold damage to the planet.

    44. Re:Who's fault is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when do you PAY for email? I always thought that was a scam.

    45. Re:Who's fault is it? by jargon82 · · Score: 1

      I hate "social" trivia. Please don't do this...

    46. Re:Who's fault is it? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      When the bible is just read, and understood in it's context to say what it says,

      In other words "when it is interpreted the way I interpret it". For a holy book that is the foundation of a religion it is pretty vague in a lot of important areas, and highly self contradictory. Not as bad the Koran mind you, since that is supposed to be the literal word of God which makes its ambiguity and inconsistency even more ridiculous.

      it makes more sense than science falsely called, and much more sense than the philosophers of this world.

      What specifically? The whole point of science is that it can be proven so even when the results seem odd you can verify them for yourself and be sure they are correct. Modern philosophy, starting from Descartes, begins with no assumptions and derives everything from rational argument, which again you can understand fully yourself if so inclined. Christian theology starts with "God/Jesus said this" and tries to guess at the reason why and then look for ways to justify it.

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    47. Re:Who's fault is it? by tdelaney · · Score: 1

      I've got karma to burn so sorry if my sense of humour doesn't gell with yours. I thought it was pretty bloody obvious that I was caricaturing, which is a form of exaggeration. Comedians do it all the time (not that I claim to be a comedian). But honestly I'm having a real hard time determining which of the posts in this off-topic thread are serious and which are tongue-in-cheek.

      BTW there's plenty of evidence that Newton was a complete bastard who took credit for everything produced by his underlings. Much like both academia and the corporate world today.

    48. Re:Who's fault is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had to get one on Hotmail for my 10 year old as her teacher sends home work and other materials via email. My kid was also one of the one whose email was deleted by google.

    49. Re:Who's fault is it? by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      What'll be fun is when the next generation tells you to fuck off :)

      I look forward to it.

    50. Re:Who's fault is it? by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 2

      In the Dear Sophie ad, the account holder was the father, not the child. The account would be turned over when the child was old enough. In this case, "old enough" means 13.

      Honestly, I don't really care about a 12 year old's "fight" for online services. Compared to problems other kids face, this is an eye-rolling non-issue.

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    51. Re:Who's fault is it? by magisterx · · Score: 1

      COPPA of course. COPPA made it almost impossible for a non-specialized provider like Google to provide services to children under 13 in a legal fashion in a way that is cost effective and profitable. In a situation like that, of course Google's way to comply is to ban accounts for users under 13.

      Now, the question is, is it a good thing for COPPA to essentially force non-specialized interactive services to not deal with children?

      I am strongly of the opinion that it should be the parents responsibility to guide, gaurd, and teach their children and that COPPA should not exist. But I also understand the counterargument that it is hard for parents to do that without some restrainints on corporations as well.

    52. Re:Who's fault is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't wait until the last boomer dies. Culture will leap forward 40 years overnight.

    53. Re:Who's fault is it? by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      Don't worry about it, I'm sure most kids will do what i did when i wasn't allowed to visit a site due to my age : specify a birthdate which makes them over 18.

    54. Re:Who's fault is it? by treeves · · Score: 1

      I'm curious. How do you turn over an email account from a parent to a child?
      I'll assume that the parent's info (birthdate etc.) was used to set up the account but the child's name was used.
      How do you get the birthdate corrected once the child is 13 and is allowed to access the account?
      I just made my son (who's 12) a gmail account and used my birthday but if there is a better way, I'd like to know.

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    55. Re:Who's fault is it? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      You didn't make up a birth date that met the requirements? Sheesh, I do that as a matter of routine. That's like Privacy 101 on the Internets.

    56. Re:Who's fault is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod -10 for misuse of the word entitlement.

    57. Re:Who's fault is it? by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

      How about that flood and how the laws of refraction, you know that first rainbow, were different before the flood; of which there is no geological record for?

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    58. Re:Who's fault is it? by maglor_83 · · Score: 1

      Worked for Leisure Suit Larry... oh wait no it didn't.

    59. Re:Who's fault is it? by baptiste · · Score: 1

      I wonder how they are getting around the age limitations...

    60. Re:Who's fault is it? by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      By following the law, instead of just a blanket 'Come back when we can sell you'

    61. Re:Who's fault is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see... you probably weren't there for the '90s recession, or the dotcom crash. Shut up.

    62. Re:Who's fault is it? by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      You will find as you get older/old that your generation was the best. Whether it's true or not. Maybe the trouble with the boomers is that there were so many of them at once, and given that North America works on money, their buying power made them able to dictate the terms a lot more than previous or following generations. But we all live/lived in the glory years from our own perspective. It is part and parcel with the fact that no matter how old our bodies get, our brains for the most part still feel 21. I think for the most part, it is the younger generations that force older generations to act old. Fortunately lately, the one thing we can start thanking the boomers for as we ourselves age, is that they aren't taking to the attitude as much any more.

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    63. Re:Who's fault is it? by swalve · · Score: 1

      Those were barely recessions, and that generation was too young to see the effects.

  2. So COPPA is teaching our children to lie... by JoeMerchant · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Like every 9 year old on MySpace ever did... just put in the wrong birthyear and everything stays cool.

    1. Re:So COPPA is teaching our children to lie... by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 2

      Or go over to yahoo, which is all kids anyway.

    2. Re:So COPPA is teaching our children to lie... by NotQuiteInsane · · Score: 4, Informative

      Or go over to yahoo, which is all spammers anyway.

      FTFY.

    3. Re:So COPPA is teaching our children to lie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although, this could become a problem when they grow up and want to be themselfs om G+ (if they still want to keep their address, that is).

    4. Re:So COPPA is teaching our children to lie... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 5, Informative

      Also, the use of the viral video is a little off, since the baby never actually does anything with the account (as the Google spokesman says) - the father signs up for the account and agrees to the terms, the father then composes messages and sends them, the father reads messages received etc etc. Its the father doing things in the babies name, which is a whole different ball game to the kid signing up and using it themselves.

    5. Re:So COPPA is teaching our children to lie... by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      What? That's insane. You can't lie about your age on the internet!

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    6. Re:So COPPA is teaching our children to lie... by martin-boundary · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's not lying when you type in your age in dog years. You..... speciesist!

    7. Re:So COPPA is teaching our children to lie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Even if you didn't let your kid use it, would you set up the account in your own name? If so, when the child is old enough to use it, it will be in the wrong name. If not, the account will be deleted, unless you lied about the age, in which case that will be wrong once the child is old enough to use it.

    8. Re:So COPPA is teaching our children to lie... by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Funny

      I dunno, she probably sat there and pooped while he applied for the account, which is maybe her way of expressing her opinion towards the EULA.

    9. Re:So COPPA is teaching our children to lie... by formfeed · · Score: 1

      What? That's insane. You can't lie about your age on the internet!

      But if I don't lie the bad people will take away my /. account!!

    10. Re:So COPPA is teaching our children to lie... by 517714 · · Score: 1

      COPPA does not teach anything. People who feel entitled to things to which they are not teach such lessons. Those people invariably teach their children and those they influence to feel likewise entitled. If you don't like the rules, get them changed instead of teaching children to lie to others and to you when it becomes convenient.

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    11. Re:So COPPA is teaching our children to lie... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Like every 9 year old on MySpace ever did... just put in the wrong birthyear and everything stays cool.

      Yeah, when I saw that immediately after COPPA was passed, ICQ's terms of service changed to include (paraphrased) "if you're under 13, fuck off", I knew the US government had not thought about unintended consequences.

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    12. Re:So COPPA is teaching our children to lie... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      You can lie about age on the internet for now. That is, until the government creates an online id.

      In Korea, every citizen is assigned a National Registration number, that online sites are required to collect before opening an account, even a MMORPG account, and that identifies the subscriber's age.

      So yeah... your ability to lie about your age on the internet relies upon you living in a free country, or being able to do business with other organizations in a free country, without them being blocked.

      Where free country is defined as a country that doesn't assign each citizen an ID number and require every provider of a product / service / online account to collect the ID number and verify age using that ID before entering into a business relationship.

    13. Re:So COPPA is teaching our children to lie... by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "Its the father doing things in the babies name"

      Hmm. Didn't the US criminalize internet impersonation? The guy in the commercial is going to Gitmo.

    14. Re:So COPPA is teaching our children to lie... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Isn't it a violation of the ToS to pretend to be someone else?

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    15. Re:So COPPA is teaching our children to lie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno... didn't Google say you had to use your real name to create the account? I dunno, but unless he has the same name as her, shouldn't Google be disabling the account anyway?

  3. Might as Well Teach them Young To Lie... by Ron+Bennett · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seems a good lesson that often in life one must tell lies of varying degrees. Fibbing about age is one of those.

    Many websites and services (email, web hosting / blog sites, facebook, etc) have age stipulations ranging from 13 to 21, which effectively makes much of the web useless to young people unless they lie.

    1. Re:Might as Well Teach them Young To Lie... by hedwards · · Score: 2

      That's not usually the site's fault, that's usually legislation like COPPA which makes it untenable.

    2. Re:Might as Well Teach them Young To Lie... by Ron+Bennett · · Score: 2

      Absolutely agree. Not faulting the websites, services, etc for the age restrictions. Google is in a no-win situation due to the law.

      Effectively creating a "don't ask, don't tell" situation, which seems to be very commonplace in life. Many activities are technically restricted, forbidden, etc ... but overlooked as long as both sides play along ...

      An example is Facebook one user / one account policy - long as the user keeps their duplicate accounts / usernames on the down-low, and don't cause problems, Facebook, despite automated ways to catch many dups (Google+ is reportedly more aggressive), usually overlooks the extra accounts.

    3. Re:Might as Well Teach them Young To Lie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I signed up for a PayPal account when I was 14 by lying about my age so I could sell stuff on eBay... I still have my account today - 9 years later!

    4. Re:Might as Well Teach them Young To Lie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just wait until they sue the kids for violating the law meant to protect them, under the exact same law.

      And then have 'em tried as adults, just for good measure.

      Don't forget to tell your 13-year old kids it's illegal to make n00d self-shots in the mirror with their iPhones. They will be in possession of extremely illegal content one minute after their 14th birthday, be tried as adults and registered as sex offenders for life.

      Remember: all the things we used to do when we were young are now illegal. All.

  4. My daughter was extremely upset as well. by stasike · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One day my pre-teen-aged daughter wanted to set up an avatar for her Google mail account, like her best friend had. A nice pony or whatever. So we have opened the settings and one of things that Google wanted to know was the date of birth. After naively filling in the date (*not* the real number, but still way low age) ... poooof ... the account was gone. And mind you, this was account my daughter has created in an "IT" class. In my country we do not have educational accounts the article talks about.

    In one second the account is there, the next ... gone.
    Google wanted scan of my ID or something.
    YOU ARE NOT GONNA GET IT GOOGLE!!! You Do. Not. Need. A. Copy. Of. My. Passport.

    So we have created another account with a slightly different name, but my daughter has been upset for quite a long time. Still is, in fact. And I had to explain why Google are such ... bloody morons.

    The same day I have made backup of my entire Google mail account. I do not trust them anymore that they won't pull the same stunt with MY personal account.

    1. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by heptapod · · Score: 1, Funny

      If only Google took such swift and decisive action on everyone who has a pony avatar.

    2. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Do you have any idea what kind of liability is created by the way "save the children" legislation applies to websites?

    3. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You Do. Not. Need. A. Copy. Of. My. Passport.

      Actually.. legally.. they do. If you want access to that account again, you can either verify that her parent has authorized the kid to be scaped and indexed and acknowledge that your kid can receive the accompanying advertising, or you can create another anonymous account to have similar advertising, scraping, analyzing done to her anyway. In one case, she gets her account back; in the other case, Google gets their data anyway.

      As much as I'm for privacy, it's not like providing a copy of your passport is providing anything that Google doesn't have on you anyway. They don't even need _your_ google account to link it to, do they (not sure)? They just, legally, need to be sure that a parent/guardian has allowed Google to analyze their kid. US laws, if not your country's laws.

      So perhaps you should explain to your daughter one of two things:
      1. Your resentment of someone verifying that you are you, and you have control over your kid
      2. US laws designed to protect the privacy of kids, and how they're hurting her. Perhaps you can go into how your own country's privacy laws work.

    4. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It is governments which write ridiculous laws which Google is forced to try to comply with that are the problem, not Google.

      Why are these governments filled with morons? Because even bigger morons voted them into office or allowed them to come into/remain in power. That's not Google's fault. It is yours. You have the government you so rightfully deserve.

    5. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children%27s_Online_Privacy_Protection_Act, "While children under 13 can legally give out personal information with their parents' permission, many websites altogether disallow underage children from using their services due to the amount of paperwork involved."

    6. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Probably not. Unless he's living under totalitarian rule (China, Saudi Arabia, etc.), chances are he's used to more sensible legislation regarding the internet.

    7. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by Galestar · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why do you blame Google? They are only following these stupid laws about children under 13. They didn't write the laws, blame the people who did.

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    8. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by DogDude · · Score: 2

      I do not trust them anymore that they won't pull the same stunt with MY personal account.

      Why would you trust that they wouldn't do that in the first place? It's a FREE account. You get what you pay for.

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    9. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      YOU ARE NOT GONNA GET IT GOOGLE!!! You Do. Not. Need. A. Copy. Of. My. Passport.

      I like how Google repeatedly asks me to give them my phone number in case my account is "hacked," and gives me a FUD message about how I may never see my precious e-mails again if I don't. I also like how my gmail account is getting emails from Youtube in Spanish asking me to link and re-open a dormant account I used 4 years ago. I thought Google was advanced enough to detect samefagging and wealthy enough to buy all the info which could've already linked my phone number with my e-mail address.

      C'mon, google, that's tacky. You're too rich and powerful to be begging and trashdigging like that.

    10. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by greentshirt · · Score: 1

      If this experience was so traumatic for your daughter, her life is probably far too sheltered and you spoil her. Only child?

      Your tone is shrill and over the top. You make it sound like a Gaggle of Googlers attacked your daughter on the school yard and made fun of her for a year straight, thereby nearly driving her to suicide. Seriously, it's not that big a deal, create a new account, or create an account somewhere else. Maybe take the opportunity to explain to your daughter that sometimes we can't get everything we want.

      As for your subsequent backup of your Gmail account... I'd love to hear the logical leap from "Google disabled an account which violates their TOS" to "OMG Google will delete my account". Sounds like your problems have less to do with Google, and more to do with you.

    11. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YM:

      "You have the government that the highest donors for election campaigns so rightfully deserve."

      HTH. HAND.

    12. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In one second the account is there, the next ... gone.
      Google wanted scan of my ID or something.
      YOU ARE NOT GONNA GET IT GOOGLE!!! You Do. Not. Need. A. Copy. Of. My. Passport.

      Actually they do need a copy of your passport, required by federal law.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children's_Online_Privacy_Protection_Act#Complying

      It's that or they can charge your credit card number to verify you are an adult speaking for your child, but of course you would complain about them doing that too.

      These types of complaints are Exactly why Google simply refuses to allow accounts for children. It's people like you who force them into a no-win situation.

      They are forced to follow the federal law of the country they are in, and in doing so people like you refuse to provide them one of the only two things that WOULD allow them to set up an account for your child under the law.

      If you do not wish to follow the USA laws, then that is fine. But do not complain when a company here refuses to help you break those laws.

      You were provided with the only means Google has to stay legal, and you refused. The fault lies completely on your head for that willful decision you made.

    13. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why do you want them to delete your gmail account?

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    14. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by owenjstock · · Score: 1

      Haters gotta hate. My current Google avatar is Pinkie Pie.

    15. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by mfraz74 · · Score: 1

      Why exactly does the USA think it has jurisdiction over someone living in another country?

    16. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 0

      Why does your pre-teen daughter have an e-mail account to begin with?

      Why would you *ever* trust Google with anything "personal?" Google makes its money by *selling* people.

      Which sort of makes the whole Google-account-for-a-pre-teen-daughter-thing not just bad parenting, but creepy as well...

    17. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They're only doing all this because they're REQUIRED TO BY LAW. If you don't like it, blame the feds, not Google.

    18. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it interesting that I have yet to put in my phone number, but when my friend (with an android phone) inputted my number into his contact list, it automatically filled in my email and account icon.

    19. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by acoster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, they don't think they have jurisdiction over foreign individuals. But they do have jurisdiction over the company holding the data - and quite possibly over the physical server itself (if it is in an american data centre).

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    20. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by MrMista_B · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Free does not mean 'immune from criticism'.

      Why do you imply that it does?

    21. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 1

      A similar thing happened to me. My finance was signing my daughter up for a game when she put in her actual age. This purged her account completely, which was really annoying. I drilled into everyone's heads that they should always lie about their age on the Internet, which goes against my general policy of honesty.

      The moral of the story is that laws have unintended consequences.

    22. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Why does your pre-teen daughter have an e-mail account to begin with?

      I don't see why not.

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    23. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2

      Google wanted scan of my ID or something.
      YOU ARE NOT GONNA GET IT GOOGLE!!! You Do. Not. Need. A. Copy. Of. My. Passport.

      The people they have actually checking those scans have basically no way of verifying their authenticity. Scan your passport and then photoshop it to be full of lies and send that to them. They will be happy and you will be happy.

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      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    24. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by Oloryn · · Score: 1

      It might not have been matched on the phone number. If you're both on Facebook and friended, it might have pulled the information from Facebook (assuming your friend has also set up the Facebook app (which comes by default in some Android phones)).

    25. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Why does your pre-teen daughter have an e-mail account to begin with?

      To communicate?

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    26. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you get your money back?

    27. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      So perhaps you should explain to your daughter one of two things:
      1. Your resentment of someone verifying that you are you, and you have control over your kid
      2. US laws designed to protect the privacy of kids, and how they're hurting her. Perhaps you can go into how your own country's privacy laws work.

      Simple, in countries like Canada. The privacy act says that the individual is protected because the individual has the final say on their information, not the government, or a company. He has the right to be upset, he also has the right to be upset that a company 'wants' a copy of his passport.

      US laws are broken, plenty of other countries like your northern neighbors have found simple elegant solutions to these problems which don't require handing away personally identifiable information.

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    28. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by SecurityTheatre · · Score: 2

      US laws, as usual, especially regarding children, are fucking inane.

    29. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by tftp · · Score: 1

      The same day I have made backup of my entire Google mail account. I do not trust them anymore that they won't pull the same stunt with MY personal account.

      On the other hand, this is a convenient and completely automated way to delete an account :-)

      I still have a GMail account, but it is devoid of messages, and if anything new shows up it will be instantly transferred via POP3 and deleted from the server. I did that when Google started randomly deleting accounts for "wrong" name or something. They said it was for Google+ but I don't care, and I haven't been back to the fold. To me Google is now only a search engine.

      The another sad effect of your story is that any mistake, any typo can delete *your* account without confirmation. You can misinterpret the question, you can cut and paste a wrong number, you can do many things. If your child has access to the account she could do this. I suppose your GMail account not only stores images of ponies, but also contains important emails, ones that you don't want to lose.

    30. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by tftp · · Score: 2

      If this experience was so traumatic for your daughter, her life is probably far too sheltered and you spoil her.

      I take it that if you say "Yes, two, please" to a seller of hot dogs in the street and get a slap in the face in return, that experience will be totally fine with you, and you wouldn't be upset, not in the slightest.

      Seriously, it's not that big a deal, create a new account, or create an account somewhere else.

      The problem is not with that. The problem is in being wronged, not respected, treated like dirt. I thought it to be obvious.

      I'd love to hear the logical leap from "Google disabled an account which violates their TOS" to "OMG Google will delete my account".

      There are good courses on logic in many places. But here are a few hints.

      1. It takes zero time for Google to publish new TOS. It takes non-zero (and positive) time for the account owner to learn about the new TOS. Therefore, a non-zero time period exists when the account may be in violation of the new TOS.

      2. The account of the girl was deleted for a violation of TOS. No chance was given to reconsider, or to verify the input, or to save the data. Therefore anyone's account, regardless of how valuable the data there might be, can be similarly deleted without confirmation.

      3. The identity of the person who was entering the DOB was not positively verified. For all practical purposes, it could be a cat playing on the keyboard.

      You can say that it's stupid, and it is. But it is just as stupid as deleting an account because someone entered a number that is interpreted by the machine as a violation of TOS. There was no human judge who reviewed the accusation, questioned the accused and made a fair decision. The computer killed the account just as easily as a human kills an annoying mosquito.

      People don't like to be judged by machines, and people don't like to be treated badly. Deletion of someone's messages is clearly falling into the "treated badly" category. Even if the business doesn't want to serve a particular customer anymore, it is not OK to pull out a shotgun and blast the guy. What is OK is to talk to him, explain why he is no longer welcome. Then you listen to what he might have to say - which might be exculpatory ("Hey, I'm not John Smith, I'm John Doe and here is my driver's license!") And only then you escort the guy off your premises. But Google reached for the shotgun, here and in many other documented cases. It is seriously uncool.

    31. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by tftp · · Score: 1

      Why does your pre-teen daughter have an e-mail account to begin with?

      I can quote the original comment for you:

      And mind you, this was account my daughter has created in an "IT" class.

    32. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by shellbeach · · Score: 1

      Having had this happen to my 12yo daughter as well (and also refusing to provide Google with any form of ID, for what I would have thought were obvious reasons) I'd say the real issue was that Google provided no means to back up data -- it was really a case of my daughter unwittingly entering her birth date, and then bam! all data gone for good.

      I understand that Google has an obligation under US law to prevent kids under 13 from using email accounts. But since this is clearly new legislation that wasn't in place when my daughter set up her account and wasn't part of the terms and conditions she signed up to, a kinder notice and an option to at least download the data from the account would have been greatly appreciated. As it is, my daughter's learnt a valuable lesson: never give out truthful personal information on the internet; always give out incorrect and/or misleading data unless you (a) have a strong reason to give it and (b) trust the recipient. I only regret that I didn't make this clearer from the start (I tried to, but apparently nothing teaches a lesson like the pain of losing hundreds of emails.)

      As it happens, she's got most of her important email threads back from her contacts forwarding them to her, and she's got a new gmail account with a different, spurious birth date. But if Google was thinking of the children, a kinder approach than the sudden inactivation of google accounts would be nice.

    33. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      YOU ARE NOT GONNA GET IT GOOGLE!!! You Do. Not. Need. A. Copy. Of. My. Passport.

      How about sending them something like this? Or something like that, but instead of blanking out the birth year, you'd leave that year intact, but blank out the month, the day, and pretty much everything else that could possibly be used to identify you?

      This could work well too for privacy-related petition drives. Petition your National government for more privacy, and just leave enough information to infer your nationality. And for those of us in the US who'd like to petition our State Senators, just leave your two-letter State abbreviation, and blank out everything else. And if you'd like to show that you're old enough to vote, you could just show them a glimpse of your double-chin, or something.

      This would make for some great online petition mosaics too. Of course, it would be super insecure as well. In terms of privacy it would only be slightly better than signing Facebook petitions (or filling out official petitions), so I'm suggesting this as more of a symbolic gesture than anything else.

    34. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      The people they have actually checking those scans have basically no way of verifying their authenticity. Scan your passport and then photoshop it to be full of lies and send that to them. They will be happy and you will be happy.

      Do not do that. Do not lie. Do not give them an official reason to shut down your own gmail account in addition to your kid's (or send the black planes after you, and put you into Gitmo, as a Non-American, you know it would be the first place we'd send you. Right?). Stay on the higher moral ground. Send them a copy of your passport, but black out all the information, all the serial numbers, except for your birth year and the specific gmail account you want them to reactivate.

      For all we know, passports and id cards could contain very crude validation rules that could be used to double-check their validity. For instance, a specific digit could represent a particular gender, or a small image out of place could represent a specific office/time frame the document was officially issued from, or a birth month, or whatever...

      Now, I have no idea if such validation rules exist for passports or national/state ids, but we never know, and I can tell you that they do exist for credit card numbers and US social security numbers (although for US social security numbers, they may only follow a specific pattern for historical reasons, and the thought of validating them a certain way may only have come after the fact).

      For a credit card number, this means that even if I collect credit card numbers on order forms before I am able to check them online later during the day, I can usually tell if someone unskilled in the art of fraud gave me a wrong number, whether they did it innocently or not. This can really come in handy sometimes. And of course, online those same validation rules are often used to check credit card numbers before the server goes to the bank to even ask if the transaction is valid.

    35. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Why does your pre-teen daughter have an e-mail account to begin with?

      It's possible that only his fiancer had the gmail account, and signed up the daughter just for one round of Holy Bible Trivia (you know, the one where they accumulate the most points to get to Heaven, and if they don't get enough points, they go to Hell. It's a very fun game by the way. Very clean and moral. I'm sure you'd love it.)

      Why would you *ever* trust Google with anything "personal?" Google makes its money by *selling* people.

      Thank your lucky stars you're just a robot then! You're safe.

      Which sort of makes the whole Google-account-for-a-pre-teen-daughter-thing not just bad parenting, but creepy as well...

      As a robot, I'm not surprised you'd find this creepy.

      If I were a robot too, I'm sure such concepts as procreation and development psychology would elude me as well.

    36. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by mfraz74 · · Score: 1

      They also think they have control over a website running on a foreign server too though.

    37. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      As much as I'm for privacy, it's not like providing a copy of your passport is providing anything that Google doesn't have on you anyway.

      Well for one thing, it's providing them with the fact that I have a passport. It's also giving them a copy of my likeness, which they don't currently have, and I'm pretty sure they don't have my place of birth either.

      I'm not so much arguing against you, but the "oh they have that info anyway" thing a) isn't necessarily true and b) isn't really the point.

    38. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by greentshirt · · Score: 1

      Your hot dog analogy is completely broken. It's more like I'm walking down the street, I see a sign that says "free hot dogs, but only for people over 12 - but don't worry, all you have to do is say you're over 12, no id necessary". Then I ask for a hot dog, the vendor gives me one, and I say "by the way, I'm 11", so the vendor takes it away. Then I start huffing and puffing and pack my bags and move out of the neighbourhood.

      Furthermore, if a cat prancing on a keyboard managed to log into the persons Google account, navigate to account settings, select profile information, and enter a faulty dob, then you can't blame Google's automated system for not building in that contingency.

      Finally, you seem to be expecting Miranda rights from a free-to-use email service. Why should they hire an army of judges to babysit people's prepubescent children's Google accounts? For fucks sake, the man made his daughter another one. What is wrong with you people?

    39. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      For all we know, passports and id cards could contain very crude validation rules that could be used to double-check their validity.

      If they did, we would know. The guys checking these things are lucky to be making 500 rupees a day. If anyone told them about such a validation system that knowledge would quickly escape into the wild.

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    40. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by tftp · · Score: 1

      Your hot dog analogy is completely broken.

      It is broken only because you are attacking a different problem. That problem is Google's inability to provide services to <13 crowd. Only the Congress can fix that. Nobody in his right mind should fault Google for disabling an account on these grounds - their hands are tied.

      I am concerned about something else completely, and my analogy is passable there. That problem is the sudden and rude way Google pulled the plug. Using your own analogy,

      and I say "by the way, I'm 11", so the vendor takes it away.

      That would be likely assault to take your property. Am I allowed to walk up to a child and take his iPhone away for one reason or another that exists only in my imagination? Even if I give him money in exchange? (Note that children can't legally form contracts, and therefore can't buy or sell such items. Otherwise it would be legal to buy children's property for baubles.) At most a citizen is allowed a citizen's arrest until the police arrives to sort it all out. Your hot dog vendor has no right to lay a hand on anyone, especially on a child. Besides, if the vendor was lied to once, what is the chance that the second statement is also a lie?

      As you can see, the most vehement objection to Google's actions is simply against their abrupt way of terminating the relationship. If anyone sane was in charge (a wishful thinking at Google, apparently, considering their endless string of stupid blunders!) the proper way to do it would be this:

      You enter data that violates TOS. A very lenient way of handling this would not even allow to enter that data (highlight in red and refuse to accept.) Google could say that if you were old enough to open an account some time ago then you aren't any younger now, unless you travel backward in time.

      A simply lenient way would accept the form but then, on the next page, ask you to confirm, telling you that if that's true you will lose access to the account. Don't forget to say how to reactivate it, who to send the ID to, and offer to print this page. Require a good confirmation.

      A strict way of handling this would simply skip the confirmation of numbers (why? anyone can make typos) but still presents you with a detailed screen where everything is explained, you are assured that all your data is safe, and how you (or your parents) can get the data back.

      Finally, the stupid way would be to log you out the very instant after you click Submit on the DOB form; all further attempts to re-login would be denied with a cryptic message that instills fear.

      As you see, Google lacks human touch. That's all. It behaves like a mindless robot - which most of its services are.

      Furthermore, if a cat prancing on a keyboard managed to log into the persons Google account, navigate to account settings, select profile information, and enter a faulty dob, then you can't blame Google's automated system for not building in that contingency.

      You don't need such a complex scenario. All you need is the ability to press ENTER or click a mouse. The browser may be already at that form, and the numbers may be already partially entered. Then the user walks away before checking the input and cat takes over. The scenario doesn't need to be practical, it only needs to be possible.

    41. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haters gotta hate. My current Google avatar is Pinkie Pie.

      We're everywhere, aren't we?

      That "Not A Clever Pony" ambient/instrumental/electro/EBM stuff I found on your G+ profile just made Audiosurf 20% cooler. Thanks!

    42. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by DogDude · · Score: 1

      I don't imply it, I state it explicitly. Why would anybody think they have a right to criticize something for free? If somebody is giving me something for free, and I don't like it, then I have the option to take it or leave it. I don't understand where the sense of entitlement comes from...

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    43. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by greentshirt · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, I can't provide a 50 point rebuttal, but again, your arguments are broken. Taking a physical product away by force may constitute assault, but this was a refusal of service not a confiscation of a product. Google simply stopped providing the service in order to comply with the law. It's more akin to a waiter refusing to sell you alcohol (in this case, the waiter is providing a service not the product, the business the waiter is employed by is providing the product) because you can't produce ID. You can scream bloody murder and demand he give you more notice, but the waiter is simply adhering to the law (which makes it illegal for him to serve a minor). RE Google, it is a free product that you have not paid for. Furthermore, you can create a new account on a multitude of other sites or even on Google itself. I fail to see sufficient criterion for getting proverbial panties in a proverbial bunch.

    44. Re:My daughter was extremely upset as well. by Branciforte · · Score: 1

      So, let me see if I understand. Google is a bunch of "bloody morons" because they feel compelled to adhere to the laws of the country in which they are incorporated? Did I get that right?

  5. Kids don't need email.. by kaytea2k · · Score: 0

    Nuff said.

    1. Re:Kids don't need email.. by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      [Subject: "Kids don't need email.."] Nuff said.

      "Nuff said?" Er, you've said absolutely nothing beyond giving us some stupid pat assertion under the delusion it's not worth backing it up. Cool opinion, bro!

      That said, I'm more curious to know why this is you decided to apparently come back and post this one comment just a day short of five years after your previous one on December 19 2006?!

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    2. Re:Kids don't need email.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      That said, I'm more curious to know why this is you decided to apparently come back and post this one comment just a day short of five years after your previous one on December 19 2006?!

      Today is his 18th birthday.

    3. Re:Kids don't need email.. by north.coaster · · Score: 1

      "Nuff said?" Er, you've said absolutely nothing beyond giving us some stupid pat assertion under the delusion it's not worth backing it up. Cool opinion, bro!

      I never said that kids don't need email. Not even close. I commented on the parents' behavior. Thanks for misquoting me.

      I'm a parent. All of my school age children have email accounts. I made a conscience decision not to create Gmail accounts for them, because due to their ages it would have violated Google's terms of service. In other words, I read Google's rules and then decided to go elsewhere. It took me less than fifteen minutes to find an alternative email service that allowed my children to have accounts.

      I do feel sympathy for the kids who lost their accounts, but I feel zero sympathy for the parents who created those accounts and are now whining instead of admitting their mistake.

      That said, I'm more curious to know why this is you decided to apparently come back and post this one comment just a day short of five years after your previous one on December 19 2006?!

      Five years ago? Really? Try about a month ago. But why did you even mention this? Does it add to the discussion? Is a comment in some way less worthy if it comes from someone who does not submit comments at a specific frequency?

      If you want to disagree with me, that's fine. But if you are going to do so in public, you should at least try to respond to what I actually said.

    4. Re:Kids don't need email.. by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      I never said that kids don't need email. Not even close. I commented on the parents' behavior. Thanks for misquoting me.

      Er, what? I wasn't misquoting you because I wasn't replying to you at all!

      Go to my message, click on the "Parent" link to see what I was replying to... and you'll notice it was a post by "kaytea2k". Nothing to do with you!

      Five years ago? Really? Try about a month ago.

      No, this applied to the aforementioned kaytea2k, the person I was replying to.

      In the words of kaytea2k.... "nuff said"!

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  6. Coming from a google fanboy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's probably the easiest thing to do to maximize their expected value. Instead of spending billions fighting some class action lawsuit over privacy, they avoid the issua altogether when it's clear that the person is under 13 (when told by the user themselves)

  7. thems the rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I've heard this whining about facebook accounts, too. "My poor kid got kicked off facebook, this is a travesty..."

    Blah, whatever. You broke the provider's rule - "no kids allowed". The provider has the rule because the government passed laws about that stuff - "think of the children". The provider would get in trouble collecting all that private data on kids - it's no problem for adults - they "have nothing to hide".

    Apathy gets you these nice unintended consequences. Enjoy!

  8. Obviously a ploy to help the US Postal Service by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    So the government passes a law, which prohibits children from using email service. So the children have to write letters the old fashioned way, and send them via the US Postal Service . . . which is owned by the government! No conflict of interest here!

    On the good side, being that so many couples tend to have children, a lot of folks might be pissed off at this law. And then they might start putting more political pressure for scrutiny on laws that are being passed by the government to regulate the Internet.

    And grandchildren will have an excuse for not writing to their grandparents:

    "I wrote to you Grandpa, but you know how the US Post Service is, they tend to lose things . . . "

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  9. Don't Link Your GMail to Google+ Account by Ron+Bennett · · Score: 5, Informative

    In reply to some comments / sentiments in this thread regarding how quick Google is to delete accounts, be wary of creating a Google+ account / user profile.

    There have been many reports of Google+ accounts being flagged for various reasons (username choosen, duplicate acct, complaints from others, etc) resulting in the linked services, such as, GMail being suspended / terminated too.

    Imho, avoid creating a Google+ account - not so easy now that Google is rolling that out across services, so the next best option is not create a profile; leave it as empty as possible. And keep services separate ... don't use the same Google+ account for GMail as one does for other services (ie. YouTube).

    1. Re:Don't Link Your GMail to Google+ Account by future+assassin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's why I deleted all my youtube accounts a few weeks back because Google insisted I link everything to anything about me and couldn't opt out anymore, hmm no thanks which really sucked as one of the channels was pretty big but so be it. So ATM im n a replace google search mission. I guess Dogpile and Duck Duck Go as suggested a few days ago will do for now.

      I deleted my Facebook about 4 years ago since they wanted more now I see Google is the new minister of information which doesn't take much to be corrupted.

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    2. Re:Don't Link Your GMail to Google+ Account by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      Do these same rules apply if you use them to run a domain Google Apps account? I would think that with an apps account, you take the responsibility on yourself. Admittedly, this will cost you about $10 per year for the domain, but you do get the benefit of not being tied to a specific email provider.

    3. Re:Don't Link Your GMail to Google+ Account by NicknameOne · · Score: 0
      Here is a link where a Google spokes person directly contradicts what you said: http://content.usatoday.com/communities/technologylive/post/2011/07/google-responds-to-google-account-suspension-controversy/1

      "When an account is suspended for violating the Google+ common name standards, access to Gmail or other products that don't require a Google+ profile are not removed," he said.

      Can you source any of the "many reports" you said that indicate otherwise?

    4. Re:Don't Link Your GMail to Google+ Account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In reply to some comments / sentiments in this thread regarding how quick Google is to delete accounts, be wary of creating a Google+ account / user profile.

      Amen to this. I tried to setup a business Google+ account based on this link. Follow the link to "Create a Google Page". Create it using an existing (business or otherwise) account, and pray that you have a "real name" or a "birthday" for your business they find acceptable, *because they don't have anything that looks like a business signup page*. If you use a birthday that is unacceptable, they will LOCK your account, and charge you to unlock it (or you can send in your ID to them).

      Go ahead -- try it. You get NO WARNING that the birthday is unacceptable, and no chance to avoid the LOCK. I dare you to do it.

    5. Re:Don't Link Your GMail to Google+ Account by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Why you still have slashdot account?

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    6. Re:Don't Link Your GMail to Google+ Account by tftp · · Score: 1

      Why you still have slashdot account?

      He explained that. Slashdot doesn't want to know anything about the user except a login name and password, which are both random.

      You could, of course, compile a user's profile from his posts and comments. However few people are that much concerned; it's in the domain of governments and secret services, and they don't care about poor peons. Businesses, on the other hand, wring those same peons dry.

    7. Re:Don't Link Your GMail to Google+ Account by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      don't use the same Google+ account for GMail as one does for other services (ie. YouTube).

      This is good advice, but it's going to end badly if you do that.

      I can't convey the annoyance of having to switch account every time I click on a like button, or go watch a youtube video, or add something to my calendar, or do something else on one of the Google sites.

      It's better than it used be, a little bit, but Google is becoming so much more pervasive in everything I do already, it has become a huge annoyance that I would gladly pay ten times over what I'm already paying to have it all go away (And yes, I'm already paying for Google Apps Premier in case anyone was wondering, sadly, Google treats its free ad-supported accounts still way better than the accounts of all its paid customers).

  10. Re:Email is for old people by soilheart · · Score: 1

    So what for the kids who want to email their Grandparents (the the girl in TFA?) =)

  11. Son's Account Was Reinstated With My Supervision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Hi All,

    I too was put off by Google's disabling of my son's account, but I decided to give Google a chance and see if they would be reasonable. I sent a note to them in the only way I could come up with, by writing it (by hand on a paper), scanning together, my ID, and my note which was an explanation that my son was really under age, and that as his parent, I was the "holder" of his account, but he was using it under my supervision. I sent the note to their photo ID link, and his account was reinstated. I assume that they actually read the note, and allowed this, but it is possible they have an automated process that accepts any photo you send as ID, and automatically reinstates the account. If they do, shame on them. If they don't, I applaud them for being reasonable.

    Rob

  12. Re:Email is for old people by Ron+Bennett · · Score: 1

    True. However, many young people rely on social networking sites to meet up and coordinate activities, as well as, chat directly through them - the major ones, in particular, Facebook and Google+, have similar age restrictions to that of GMail.

  13. You get what you pay for by 100_Monkeys_Typing · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems like a lot of people are unhappy with Google's FREE service. If you don't like how Google is running THEIR business, start your own or find one that is age appropriate for kids. I fail to understand why people get mad when they can't get exactly what they want from a company that is offering their services for no additional charge to the user. If the users were paying something, ie AOL, then i would understand.

    1. Re:You get what you pay for by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Free" doesn't mean "exempt from criticism." That said, they're also free to not listen to you.

      And I think this is really the fault of idiotic "think of the children" laws.

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    2. Re:You get what you pay for by rastos1 · · Score: 1

      Every e-mail I send from my gmail account shows up in the recipient's inbox as From: ....@gmail.com. Am I doing free advertising for them or what?

    3. Re:You get what you pay for by Maestro4k · · Score: 2

      And I think this is really the fault of idiotic "think of the children" laws.

      It is, COPPA's requirements are beyond onerous, COPPA is entirely responsible for the whole 13+ or go away divide on the Internet. If someone's 13+ then you don't have to do anything special. Under 13 you need special parental permission with proof of the parent's age (that's the whole reason they have to have a scan of an ID to reinstate the account, along with the parent's statement that they're the actual account holder allowing their child to use it under their supervision) to collect any data on the child. The penalties for not complying are pretty steep too.

      In short, this isn't a Google problem, this is a COPPA problem. COPPA is a bad law, it's just starting to actual impact more and more kids nowadays because of social networking. People need to stop bitching about Google and go bitch at Congress to change the law. Going elsewhere won't help, the law's the same for any US company, they're going to disable (or delete) your kid's account if they discover they're under 13 too.

    4. Re:You get what you pay for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually you can change it to something else, your email address does not need to end in @gmail

    5. Re:You get what you pay for by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Every host I send data through on the internet has a reverse lookup with the name of my ISP. Am I paying to advertise for them or what?

    6. Re:You get what you pay for by SecurityTheatre · · Score: 1

      Most "child protection" laws these days are bad solutions to untenable problems that involve parents shirking responsibility to the government and corporations for the supervision of their kids, and the overt dismissal of children's and teen's responsibility for themselves, which should not be legislated by arbitrary rules and numbers.

      I can name dozens of examples, but this isn't the time or the place.

  14. Lieing vs. limits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we need to teach our kids to set limits on what information to give out. I see all too often people giving out sensitive information just because someone asked for it. We all assume that information that is asked for is required or that a business will not do business with us if we don't provide it. That's if we're dealing with a person.

    With the Internet, we are dealing with some script that cannot be reasoned with or questioned. Therefore, one has no choice but to lie in order to use the service. If I don't like it leave it? I've done that when a company insisted on the real data and proof to back it up. And what difference does it make if I make myself to be a decade older or younger?

    Because we all know that this data is bought and sold and mined by other entities - like government looking for bogeymen. I don't care what the site says about never sharing data. There could be pressure from some government agency and they WILL cave, some lawyer for a lawsuit or they will be bought out by someone who has no respect for customer's privacy - most of corporate America.

    We should teach our kids to give bogus information because business has absolutely no justifiable reason to collect it.

    And don't get me started about the cult of marketing data in business - they think the more information they have, they can magically figure out how to sell more of their shit; which is all the more reason to lie.

  15. Chromebooks? by Chrontius · · Score: 2

    So, for al the reason Google suggests Chromebooks, how do I let my (hypothetical) kid use a Chromebook without giving them access to my email?

    Google Apps for Education sounds great, but I've yet to run into a school using it.

    1. Re:Chromebooks? by tepples · · Score: 2

      Home schools are not eligible either according to this page.

    2. Re:Chromebooks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tablets are an issue as well. We've been looking at getting a cheap tablet for a 10yo for Christmas, but ultimately it came down to the issue that without his own Google account, it was pretty pointless. To use the marketplace, you also need a credit card permanently attached to the account - there isn't a PSN like option of putting money into an account (I assume that Wallet will fix this at some point, but it doesn't seem to be an option at the moment).

  16. Pure Bullshit by echusarcana · · Score: 1

    COPPA is an American bullshit law and they've been applying it in Canada. What happens to my kid's Android phone if his Google account is deactivated? Unfortunately due to our crappy school system, I count on that thing for him to get home from school.

  17. Get rid of that stupidity by loufoque · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I was ten (1997), I had an account on virtually all website/email services that were big (relatively) at the time. There was never question of deleting my account because I was a kid.

    Stripping kids of the right to use that kind of service is the same as stripping kids from having the right to use the Internet. This is preposterous and stupid.
    American people, get rid of that law.

    1. Re:Get rid of that stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was ten (1997), I had an account on virtually all website/email services that were big (relatively) at the time. There was never question of deleting my account because I was a kid.

      Stripping kids of the right to use that kind of service is the same as stripping kids from having the right to use the Internet. This is preposterous and stupid.
      American people, get rid of that law.

      Repealing stupid laws especially something in the name of "protecting the children" is much more difficult than getting it implemented. I don't see this ever going away. They'd rather have their children lie, or let someone else babysit them, instead of taking parental control. Kids these days are becoming assholes, because they've been given too many rights. They can treat their family, and friends that way... but if they talk to me like that I'd drop them where they stand, I don't give a shit how old they are. Respect is taught, letting little assholes act up is teaching exactly the opposite, and saying "No" isn't enough. I can only hope the world will do a better job in teaching these little asshole kids respect better than their parents. I see a lot of people around the age of 21 to 23 now that are total assholes because they have been raised with this fucked up mentality where you can't discipline your kids.

      If it's the general consensus that kids under the age of 13 shouldn't use websites, then they shouldn't. Besides, there are plenty of things to learn to take up the first thirteen years of your life without worrying about email and social networking.

    2. Re:Get rid of that stupidity by theArtificial · · Score: 1

      When I was ten (1997), I had an account on virtually all website/email services that were big (relatively) at the time. There was never question of deleting my account because I was a kid.

      Probably because they didn't know you were a kid? The only time this comes up is when there are problems, and much of this is automated now. Yay for progress.

      Stripping kids of the right to use that kind of service is the same as stripping kids from having the right to use the Internet.

      Do children have rights? I thought most of those came when you were of age to vote and serve one's country, able to sign a contract etc. To be clear I'm not a fan of these laws or requirements but what right is it to use a service offered by a private party, especially when they're a minor? What right is it to violate that private party's terms of service without consequence?

      As an exercise: when you're at someone's home you (hopefully) observe their rules and customs. If they ask you to remove your shoes and you refuse, insisting it's your right to wear shoes, you don't have a right to be in that person's home if they ask you to leave. Obviously you don't care but most people will if they want to be welcome back.

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    3. Re:Get rid of that stupidity by loufoque · · Score: 1

      Yes, children have rights, independently of being adults and having the right to vote.

      A service provider is not allowed to do arbitrary age discrimination. This has nothing to do with your lousy home analogy.

    4. Re:Get rid of that stupidity by theArtificial · · Score: 1

      Yes, children have rights, independently of being adults and having the right to vote.

      Thanks for taking that out of context. So according to the GP children have a right to use any and all services on the internet no matter what, like it's an inalienable right! HAH!

      A service provider is not allowed to do arbitrary age discrimination.

      It's not arbitrary when it's the fucking law.

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    5. Re:Get rid of that stupidity by loufoque · · Score: 1

      What you were seeing is that if it weren't the law, companies would still be allowed to do it.

      I'm not a law expert, but I'm pretty sure that's not the case.

    6. Re:Get rid of that stupidity by theArtificial · · Score: 1

      What you were seeing is that if it weren't the law, companies would still be allowed to do it.

      I wasn't "seeing" anything. What is so challenging about this? I reply to a comment about someone's opinion (represented as fact) that children have an inalienable right to use services on the internet. I disagree. You do not have a right to use someone's private property. If that's the case, you'll have no problem with letting me login to your email or (if you're a company) allow me access to whatever services you offer, no matter what! After all, it's my inalienable right as a child of the internet.

      Corporations (which we're discussing) see things as what is legal and what isn't, not right or wrong. Go talk to an accountant sometime, cheers!

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    7. Re:Get rid of that stupidity by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1

      Man blir trött av att gå och gora ingenting.

      You might want to spell that "göra" instead of "gora" if you want it to make sense.

      Just realised that technically counts as a "spelling/grammar" flame, but I hope I'll be forgiven this once. :-)

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    8. Re:Get rid of that stupidity by cheros · · Score: 1

      The problem lies in another corner, and that DOES play on a global scale. If the age of legal competence to sign a contract lies at 18, then explain to me how a child can agree to the use of their information before that age, because that's where the problem lies. If most ADULTS are not competent enough to realize the impact of public disclosure on a global scale, then please explain to me why a child is allowed to permit access.

      Even when a child posts publicly,I would still like the provider to keep its fat fingers off their data. If you want an argument why, look at this BBC article, and that's just today.

      I don't see a major problem with Google giving kids email facilities. I do see serious problems (as a parent) with Google abusing that data like it does with all the other information it overtly as well as surreptitiously collects, and throwing ads at such kids. That I have HUGE problem with, because that audience is more gullible and innocent than the adults they target. That's child abuse in a different way.

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    9. Re:Get rid of that stupidity by theArtificial · · Score: 1

      Greetings and thanks for pointing out the mistake! The subtleties of language are maddening at times, especially getting unicode through slashdot. Happy Holidays!

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    10. Re:Get rid of that stupidity by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1

      No problem. And happy holidays to you to! And BTW you're right; "Man blir trött av att gå omkring och göra ingenting". :-)

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  18. What about the 96% by Gonoff · · Score: 1

    This law is part of your broken legal system, not anyone else's. Why should it be foisted upon the rest of the planet?*

    Several years ago, my son got his first android phone, the G1. He asked my permission to lie about his age to set up an account. I was already aware that Google tries to do this and said OK. He is now old enough to be "legal" and has come to no harm. This was in spite of various crazies advising me to put Net Nanny or some other corporate nonsense on my PC and then not allowing him to use it unless I was with him. I decided to educate him about the internet, as I already had with his older sister.

    It was my responsibility and not too hard. This nonsense has been one of my few black marks for Google.

    *And then they start up Google music but limit it to the 4% of humanity actually subject to the US legal system.
    Come on guys, either be global with your services or global by not applying insane US laws on the rest of us.

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  19. "HAL was ordered to lie ..." by qeorqe · · Score: 1

    Apparently Google is doing this is to comply with COPPA. Is the US congress teaching children to lie and defraud web sites like Google? I am reminded of a quote from the movie "2010: The Year We Make Contact".

      "HAL was ordered to lie ... by people who find it very easy to lie."

  20. It's all because of Google+ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This happened to my 10 year-old daughter. I created a Gmail account for her. They never asked for a birthday or age when we created the account several years ago. My daughter used the account to email her grandparents and friends at school.

    She and her friends used the Buzz feature that Gmail provides to share funny videos and jokes with her other friends on Gmail. Recently Google killed Buzz and replaced it with Google+. My daughter thought that by going in to Google+ she could get the features of Buzz back again. Once she went in to Google+ and entered her birthday, Google disabled all of her accounts.

    This has nothing to do with COPPA. Other email providers like Yahoo allow children under 13 years of age to have accounts. The issue is that Google is now gathering information for Google+ profiles that DOES now violate COPPA and they have no way to block that collection of data for those that want a simple email account. An ISP providing a private email account would not violate COPPA by providing email accounts to kids under the age of 13.

  21. Contract law is responsible by perpenso · · Score: 1

    To use Google services you have to agree to some type of terms. A contract with a minor is not enforceable in the U.S. Google has to have an adult involved somehow.

  22. Re:Dog years. by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 1

    Dog years are a made up thing. How long a planet takes to orbit the Sun, however, is how a year is defined. So just choose an appropriate planet. If the site operator is smart enough to specify Earth years don't sign up there. They are obviously hacker types who will steal all your personal info.

  23. Home schooling by Skapare · · Score: 1

    Google doesn’t allow users who are under the age of 13 to have Google Accounts, unless they are using Google Apps for Education accounts through their school.

    And hoes does Google handle this for home schooled children?

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    1. Re:Home schooling by ledow · · Score: 1

      Why should Google provide *ANYTHING* to *ANYONE*? You seem to be under the impression that a Google account is somehow a right, no matter what ToS you disagree with or what age you are.

  24. you know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fuck COPPA.

  25. No... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the moral of the story is that discretion is the best general policy when dealing with the law. Utopia is fiction, not reality.

  26. Google Apps are not worth the free tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just download OpenOffice and actually get some work done.

    Google apps are only good for BASIC TEXT. Beyond that, the service is below garbage.

    1. Re:Google Apps are not worth the free tag by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      That's nice, but you missed my point.

  27. Won't somebody please think of .... by TheInternetGuy · · Score: 1

    Won't somebody please think of the CHILDREN? (And their inalienable rights to the pursuit of an email account?)

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  28. Re:Son's Account Was Reinstated With My Supervisio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Taco, is that you?!

  29. What does Google sell? Users. by Joe+U · · Score: 1

    How about fuck you Galestar for focusing on one small part of the argument and dismissing the other facts presented.

    The users are Google's product. They could have done what Microsoft did with Hotmail, but instead they went the route that says 'come back when you're older'. This means either Google can't turn off their marketing machine or they don't want to.

    1. Re:What does Google sell? Users. by Galestar · · Score: 1

      or it means they do what 99% of other websites do. Under 13? Nope sorry goodbye.

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    2. Re:What does Google sell? Users. by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      or it means they do what 99% of other websites do. Under 13? Nope sorry goodbye.

      No. I'm not holding Google on the same level as Joe's Blog and Grill. Let's compare them to their peers.
      Top 10 websites on the Internet, Alexa ranking:
      1,3, 7 Google/YouTube/Blogspot - 13+
      2. Facebook - 13+
      4. Yahoo! - Family/Child accounts are encouraged.
      5. Baidu - Unknown
      6. Wikipedia - Unknown
      8. Microsoft / Windows Live / Hotmail / XBox Live - Family/Child accounts are encouraged.
      9. Amazon - Adults only
      10. Twitter - 13+

      So, if we take the out shopping sites, like Amazon and foreign sites like Baidu, then 3 companies have a 13+ requirement and 2 have a family policy. That's not 99%, that's nowhere near 99%.

      Again, Google is either incapable of following COPPA or they just don't want to. For a company that runs 3 of the top 10 websites, this is unacceptable.

    3. Re:What does Google sell? Users. by Galestar · · Score: 1

      That's not 99%, that's nowhere near 99%.

      You took the top top. I never said "its 99% of the top ten". So fuck off with trying to put words in my mouth. Also, you've pointed out that hotmail and yahoo encourage child accounts - fine! let all the under 13s go there instead of bitching about Google.

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    4. Re:What does Google sell? Users. by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      ...fine! let all the under 13s go there instead of bitching about Google.

      No.

      Google runs too many of the biggest websites on the Internet to be given a pass on something like this. It is completely unacceptable and irresponsible for a company of Google's size and market share to take a glib stance like this. Google needs to reign in their marketing and comply with COPPA the same way Microsoft and Yahoo! have, by offering child friendly accounts.

    5. Re:What does Google sell? Users. by Galestar · · Score: 1

      Google needs to reign in their marketing bla bla bla

      No, they don't. They don't need to do anything. They provide a free service, if you don't like this policy, don't use them. Simple as that. They are not obligated to provide the service to those under 13 just because you want them to.

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    6. Re:What does Google sell? Users. by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Companies with that much market share need to lead by example. Microsoft learned the hard way to stop being a bunch of arrogant pricks.

      I guess Google will go down that road as well, and they very much deserve to.

    7. Re:What does Google sell? Users. by Galestar · · Score: 1

      Companies with that much market share need to lead by example

      I'm not sure why I'm still commenting as you obviously will never understand that Google does not have to do something just because you think they should. When you own a large company like Google then you can decide what is in their best interest.

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  30. It's even worse for Google+ by KeithH · · Score: 3, Informative

    Facebook is full of underage users and lets them "go legit" when they turn 13. As a consequence, they've captured this audience and all of the adults that they'll grow into (as well as a goodly number of their parents). Google+ requires that users be eighteen. That's ridiculous. Ostensibly, it is temporary but I've seen no suggestion from Google that this is any sort of priority. This is why Google+ will never challenge Facebook. When Amazon and Facebook merge, they'll rule the world. How very unfortunate.

  31. Sorry, but I'm not buying it by north.coaster · · Score: 2

    Let me get this straight... here we have some parents who created Gmail accounts for their young children, fully aware that this was in violation of Google's teams of service. Then they became upset when Google deleted the accounts. How is this Google's fault? Clearly these so-called adults are missing the whole point. They lied about their kids' ages, and got caught. And instead of accepting responsibility for breaking the rules, which would be the mature thing to do, they got mad at Google. It's disappointing that these parents set such a bad example for their children.

    1. Re:Sorry, but I'm not buying it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes! How DARE they not act with slavish obedience to arbitrary rules and regulations! Authoritarianism, ho!

  32. I post the wrong age myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I personally find COPPA annoying as hell as an adult living in my mom's basement. When I want to go look at a "mature" game trailer, I usually just scroll all the way down instead of bothering to type in my birthdate. The Steam store thinks I was born January 1st 1903.

  33. age of using internet.. by steve8819 · · Score: 1

    I think that the common age for children using internet is after 15 years..

  34. Read before slagging. Compliance rules are short. by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 3, Informative

    I don't think you 'get' COPPA. It doesn't say an internet service needs to monitor your children. It is saying in essence the exact opposite. It says that they have to disclose what data they collect, who they share it with, limit the data collected to only what is necessary to use the service, can't collect any information about the child unless the parent gives explicit permission. If the parent gives permission to collect the data, it allows the parents to tell the service to stop and to delete the child's data. It also lists other rules on what data can be collected and how it is shared... but read it yourself I'm not going to list it all here. The only thing that pisses me off is that I can't stipulate the same conditions to Google for myself.

    COPPA is a tool to aid the parent and COPPA is anathema to everything Google is about: collecting data. Data is the life blood of the company; literally. It is easier for them to just say no to those under 13 than to spend a ton of money to set up the required controls. Especially, as I think, most parents are likely to chose not to allow their child's data to be collected nor shared (and I can't blame them one bit). And it is the data that is important to Google, not the child. It is with the data that they generate their revenue. So in a nutshell, they have two choices: 1) spend a ton of money to create and maintain the controls to meet the COPPA requirements and keep children using GMail and other services (which also eat up bandwidth and disk space, both of which also cost money) without gaining any revenue generating data from them in return, or 2) simply bar children from using Google services. Option 2 is way cheaper. Remember in a business the number one rule is that money coming in MUST be greater than money going out. Google is just following their number one rule. You libertarians and neocons can't possibly argue Google's position in this respect, can you? Hell, even business friendly liberals.. yes they exist... can't argue either.

    Financially the choice they made makes much more sense for their business (and they are a business, not your cuddly free email provider). Remember, the only reason Google cares at all about the child or anyone else who puts their personal data on a Google server is because they put their personal data on a Google server.

    You can try and say it is up to the parent to monitor the child which is a good starting point, but what are you going to do when the biggest services tell you they are going to store and possibly share (at their discretion not yours) your child's data and there is nothing you can do about it? Tell your child not to use the internet? Good luck with that. Seriously... good luck. The rest of us understand that you can say no, but if they can get access to the internet, anywhere, they are going to start using it. The library, a friends house, wherever. Especially if all their friends are using it, and then it will happen no matter what you say or do (unless you are one of those who chose to live in the backwoods of Idaho because 'the government is out to get you'... but if that's the case, you have more serious problems, and it ain't the government). So you might as well have them use it at home. And it would be nice to know who knows their name and where they live, and better yet, tell them to mind their own business.

    As to how to verify the parent:

    Access Verification
    At a parent's request, operators must disclose the general kinds of personal information they collect online from children (for example, name, address, telephone number, email address, hobbies), as well as the specific information collected from children who visit their sites. Operators must use reasonable procedures to ensure they are dealing with the child's parent before they provide access to the child's specific information.

    They can use a variety of methods to

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  35. No they don't. by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 1

    They signed the "safe haven" contract. This means they will have to obey the law of the country they are providing the service in. If that law lets minors have e-mail accounts or does not legally require a copy of a passport or anything, Google has to abide to that law. This is silly and to me, it's proof Google does not abide to the "safe haven" policy. Don't be evil? Don't be silly......

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  36. You say that in jest, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Science produced the computer in front of you. Science has given you medicine, electricity, roads, cars, air travel, etc. The bible is little more than a collection of poorly written stories rewritten by the ancient equivalent of hippies. God isn't holy, he's just anime. He makes about as much sense as a character as that weird dinosaur guy from Dragon Ball Z.

    By the way, surveys have shown that when it comes to knowledge about religion and the bible in particular, agnostics and atheists tend to know more than the religious. It is a little counter-intuitive, but it's true. That was his reference and it went over your head.

    Example:
    http://pewforum.org/Other-Beliefs-and-Practices/U-S-Religious-Knowledge-Survey.aspx

    1. Re:You say that in jest, right? by mr_gorkajuice · · Score: 2

      The bible player a major role in shaping what you today refer to as "common sense". You might think you don't need Jesus to tell you not to kill and steal and rape, but the world was a very different place 2000 years ago. What changed meanwhile?

    2. Re:You say that in jest, right? by schroedingers_hat · · Score: 0

      The catholic church showed everyone how terrible a world in which they killed and stole was (not so sure about the raping, but I'd rate it as fairly likely), so people thought it might not be such a good idea?

    3. Re:You say that in jest, right? by WOOFYGOOFY · · Score: 3, Informative
      And you have established this fact- as opposed to decided it sounded good to you one day, or heard it from somewhere - how exactly?

      The bible and it's ilk the Koran and all the rest are some of the worst set of "moral teachings" mankind has ever inflicted on itself.

      You have only to do two cents worth of internet search or read God is Not Great by Hitchens or Why I am Not A Christian by Russel or anything by Dawkins and especially Sam Harris's The End of Faith http://www.samharris.org/ to explode the idea that religion is moral, or was moral at one time in the past

      This is not something where you one say "well, you say this and I say that so both our arguments are equally valid.. because it's about morals" because religionists exactly DON'T believe that morals are relative and neither do scientists..

      People behave in the ways they do because of genetics and environmental pressures. A part of that behaviour is the apprehension of and feelings about morality. Absent a compelling environmental contingency compelling a person to violent action, and that includes jealousy,. only sociopaths have to be told that killing is wrong. The rest of us *feel* it to be a horror and just plain wrong.

      Ditto the uneasy feelings we get when we defy the norms of our society Sure, we can over come them for a reason, but that reason is also typically value - like The Truth- we learned from our society.

      No one needs the Bible or any other holy book to help them to feel moral. It's a part f our genetic inheritance.

      Ditto a moral society. Science is what produces a moral society because science brings us to truth and reality and when that meets our genetically mediated desire to "not do evil" and to empathize with our fellow human, we then can effectively meet those goals.

      It;s no coincidence that religion is the number one source of wars throughout history, always in the name of doing good. That's because it's false knowledge, bad knowledge , with a Bronze Age understanding of How People Work and How The World Works and when THAT is what is guiding your inborn desire to achieve good and peace in the world, THIS is the result: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LACyLTsH4ac

    4. Re:You say that in jest, right? by kbg · · Score: 1

      Really is it that much different? Don't we still kill, steal and rape people to this day? Don't we have wars? We have dictators and human rights violations still in this day and age. It seems to me, mankind is still as violent as it were 2000 years ago.

    5. Re:You say that in jest, right? by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      What changed was the advent of firearms and the ability of even the most untrained peasant to kill even the most trained soldier. Jesus didn't give the common people ability to fight back and destroy their oppressors.. Science did.

    6. Re:You say that in jest, right? by WeeBit · · Score: 1

      "What changed meanwhile?"

      Nothing changed they still kill, steal, and rape. Only difference is today they may use religion to make it "right", or "OK to do".

    7. Re:You say that in jest, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing. Most people don't kill, steal, and rape. Less than 5% of the world's population has been rightfully incarcerated.

      Back then, it's just that more jackasses were higher up (they still are, don't get me wrong) and could get away with things. These days? you do something wrong, and everyone knows it.

    8. Re:You say that in jest, right? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      More killing has been done in the name of removing religion than religion has ever done.

    9. Re:You say that in jest, right? by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

      The bible also explicitly states that the ruler, including despots like Hitler, a Christian; and Stalin, educated in the seminary; rules by the explicit word of God; Romans 13

      1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. 2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation. 3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same: 4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.

      So accept your religion and accept the fact the even Stalin was doing God's will; or just pick and choose.

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    10. Re:You say that in jest, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if you discount religionists killing religionists, which is exactly religion killing people, then you have the great examples of Hitler and Mao and Stalin. BTW Hitler did not attack the Catholic Church or the idea of a god... he wasn't a godless atheist.. he was more like a Deist and saw the utility of cozying up to the Catholic Church.. thus we have the phenomena of the Furher's Pope and all that.

      As for Mao and Stalin, they were both believers in an anti-scientific irrational system of thought, which is religion's original sin.

      But even if you tally up the corpses of the 20th century, you still can't match the body count of all previous centuries. Century last does distinguish itself in body count for a given century but that entirely owing to the fact that there are many more people and we're so much better at killing large numbers of them.

      The major religions are irrational belief systems each and everyone of of which exhorts it's followers to systematically convert , or failing that, slaughter anyone of a different belief. There is no out around or through this basic fact about religion.

      Every generation needs to hear again exactly what religion is and does to people in this world and our generation's tellers are Dawkins Hitchens Harris and Dennett.

      I DEFY anyone to read God Is Not Great and The End of Faith and afterwards maintain both the assertion that religion is a force for good in society and their own good conscience at the same time.

    11. Re:You say that in jest, right? by dukerobillard · · Score: 1

      We had the Enlightenment?

  37. Re:Read before slagging. Compliance rules are shor by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

    I don't think I've ever seen a website (aside from a few children's websites owned by big companies like Disney) that allows registration AND doesn't outright deny 13 and under persons from joining because COPPA is such a pain to comply with.

    I have to admit that I've seen COPPA issues firsthand. Ages ago, someone in my gaming clan signed up and set his birthdate off by two years (he was 14, but accidentally inputted 12). I was hit with forms that had to be faxed and stored as records. Faxes and paper records to manage a forum for a Kingdom of Loathing clan! I manually adjusted the kid's age to the (proper) 14, and we instituted a rule that you had to be at least that old to join the forums.

  38. 18 or 13? by Lundse · · Score: 1

    I would assume that this excerpt from the Google Terms of Service (Section 2.3):
      - You may not use the Services and may not accept the Terms if (a) you are not of legal age to form a binding contract with Google
    Means that you are not even allowed to do a Google search (using their website without accepting their terms)...

    Anyone better informed?

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  39. Re:Email is for old people by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    True. However, many young people rely on social networking sites to meet up and coordinate activities

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  40. Because america has stupid laws of course by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Laws which are teaching millions of young people to lie. Good work foolish politician people.

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  41. 2 Thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) WHAAAAAA!!!!! I want them to do what I want and not what they want!!!!!! I BROKE THE TERMS OF SERVICE BUT IT"S THEIR FAULT!!! WAHHHHH!!!!
     
      OH please.... It's a free service that the parent/child broke the terms of service on. So good for Google. If the parent doesn't like it or the child then they should get the child emancipated and then start over, or they should start there own email service and do what they want.

    2) Does a company get so big and ingrained into our lives that they become a right and not a privilege? Should Facebook, Google, Slashdot become so big and used by so many people that they can not turn anyone away or remove people? You know that in the US the government started giving phones away (with free call minutes) to people because it's apparently a right now a days to have and use a phone. Also the US government is starting have cable operators to provide extremely low costing internet access (and super low cost laptops to use) to people because apparently it's a right to surf the web.

    Where does this stop? And shouldn't the down to earth items be made a "right" first if anything. I'm talking about water, food, clothing, shelter. Anything above that is a privilege as they should be. And I know water, food, clothing, shelter are privileges that you work to earn. I'm just saying if they are going to make anything a right then they should start with the Necessities of Life first.

  42. Huh? by TRRosen · · Score: 1

    "But what about that viral 'Dear Sophie' commercial, asked Flock, in which a father creates a Gmail account for his baby daughter and uses it to send her photos, videos, and messages that chronicle her growing up? 'The implied understanding,' replied a Google spokesman, 'is that the girl in the story does not have access to the account, but that she will have access to it "someday."'"

    Um isn't giving the password to your account to someone else a TOS violation....and isn't using someone else's name to set-up an account also a TOS violation?

  43. Microsoft figured this out already by art123 · · Score: 1

    I just gave my 12 year old a Windows Phone. Needed to create a Live/Hotmail account (for Skydrive file syncing, Xbox avatar, purchases, etc). When entering her real birthday it prompted for parents email address. I received the email and needed to prove that I was over 18 by letting them charge 50 cents to a credit card. Total time involved -- maybe a couple of minutes. Of course this is not foolproof -- no way to prove that the 18 year old is really the responsible guardian but I bet this is enough to protect Microsoft from COPPA violations.

  44. Use Yahoo instead by Scowler · · Score: 1
    I tried to set up a gmail account for my daughter, but ran into the COPPA thing, got denied, etc. Shrug.

    Then we went to Yahoo, and they do manage to provide this service for youngsters. She seems pretty happy with the service so far, and the hurdle to move to gmail later on is pretty large now, I suppose. Score one for Yahoo.

  45. Google makes TV commercials? by markjhood2003 · · Score: 1

    Who knew?

    I thought it would be like one of those blank billboards with a "your ad here" kind of thing, but it looks like Google is trying to be the next Disney from the tone of that Sophie ad. I was stunned at the emotional outreach they use to gather more product for their customers.

  46. Life, The Universe and Google by Joe+U · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure why I'm still commenting as you obviously have no idea why we allow corporations to exist. (Hint: it's not to make gobs of money)

    Oh, look! The Senate Subcommittee on Antitrust, Competition Policy and Consumer rights wants an FTC investigation of Google. It appears to have bipartisan support as well.
    I'll go get my popcorn, the show is getting started.

    [There's nothing wrong with being a big corporation, we need them to be an economic superpower. The problem comes in when the corporation stops benefiting the public and becomes an anti-competitive monopoly (or near monopoly). A little good will goes a long way in these situations. Canceling children's email accounts rather than turning off their marketing machine is not the best way to get that good will. Google is now on the fast track to getting a smackdown by the government, and it's the little things that are getting them there.]

  47. Re:Read before slagging. Compliance rules are shor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But how much would it actually cost Google to run these services? I think doing this sort of thing and not enabling children to use their services is shooting themselves in the foot. They may not make money off these accounts now*, but these children are future customers^W people to market to, who they are potentially alienating or at least encouraging them to use their competitors.

    *And I don't think that is true anyway, kids are (in general) suggestible and can be marketed to well, they may not have money of their own but many of them are good at getting their parents to buy them what they want.