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If You're Fat, Broke, and Smoking, Blame Language

First time accepted submitter derekmead writes "A Yale researcher says that culture differences how much money we save, how well we take care of ourselves, and other behavior indicative of taking the long view, are all based on language. His study argues that the way a language's syntax refers to the future (PDF) affects how its speakers perceive the future. For example, English and Greek make strong distinctions between the present and the future, while German doesn't, while English and Greek speakers are statistically poorer and in worse health than Germans. (The study includes a broader swath of languages/nationalities, but that's a start.)"

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  1. missing verb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    cultural differences _____ how much money we save?

    1. Re:missing verb by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 5, Funny

      In German that word is unnecessary; submitter is just trying lose weight, get rich, and live healthier.

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    2. Re:missing verb by ynp7 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Five. The answer is five.

    3. Re:missing verb by postbigbang · · Score: 2

      Ja. Funf.

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    4. Re:missing verb by Ghostworks · · Score: 1

      cultural differences _____ how much money we save?

      missing preposition

      cultural differences IN how much money we save

    5. Re:missing verb by dintech · · Score: 5, Funny

      I do blame language. Ruby and Python developers do look a little bit more chubby.

    6. Re:missing verb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just their huge smug grins, making their faces seem wider.

    7. Re:missing verb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fat, Broke, and Smoking, huh. What about Drunk and Stupid? Don't All These Things Go Together? What About Being A Huge SUV or Huge Pickup Truck Driver?

      .

      "Fat Broke Stupid Drunk Smoking Escalade Driver Arrested For Crimes Against Humanity"?

    8. Re:missing verb by unitron · · Score: 2

      It didn't say "cultural differences", it said "culture differences". "Culture" was the subject and "differences" was the verb.

      Assuming said Yale researcher was accurately quoted and that this isn't the result of a translation of a translation, this may be the first time in the English language that that word has been used as a verb, and I certainly hope it will be the last.

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    9. Re:missing verb by unitron · · Score: 1

      "Cultural" was a misquote.

      I refer you to my expanation above.

      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2661229&cid=38977143

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    10. Re:missing verb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it is 42

    11. Re:missing verb by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      You might want crack your dictionary. Difference is a transitive verb and according Merriam-Webster have been used as such since the late 1500s. It means "differentiate or distinguish". Grammar Nazi fail.

    12. Re:missing verb by PeterWone · · Score: 1

      Merriam-Webster is a poor choice of reference because it is not an English dictionary. It is an American dictionary. But the Oxford dictionary agrees, so your point stands.

    13. Re:missing verb by luxifr · · Score: 1

      Fünf... Even if you don't have this character on your keyboard: If you want to educate someone you could at least have copied it from somewhere (charmap, google, whatev)

  2. jetzt by busyqth · · Score: 2

    Jetzt schreibe ich einen Satz.
    Morgen werde ich noch einen schreiben.

    ... Just lost two pounds and made $10!

    1. Re:jetzt by chiefbutz · · Score: 0

      Jetzt schreibe ich einen Satz. Morgen werde ich noch einen schreiben. ... Just lost two pounds and made $10!

      Ja gut! Wir allen sollten nur Deutsch sprechen.

    2. Re:jetzt by djdanlib · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gesundheit.

    3. Re:jetzt by alphatel · · Score: 1

      Your baffling language is infecting you with the plague of stupidity. We need to make the cleansing again. Yes I am using your dumb language to infect you and make you fatter and more broke you stupid English and Greek forward-tense bastards.
      Heinrich

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    4. Re:jetzt by mailman-zero · · Score: 2

      You used "werden," which is counter to what the article says. You should have said "Morgen schreibe ich noch einen." Now you are talking about tomorrow using the present tense, which, the author claims, will lead you to act as though the future is now (or something).

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    5. Re:jetzt by antek9 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Morgen werde ich noch einen schreiben.

      ... and there you made your mistake. While that's a grammatically and semantically correct sentence, you're more likely to phrase it as, "Morgen schreibe ich noch einen.", actually using present tense to convey a future statement. I won't bother to RTFA, so I'll never know the argument it's proposing, but there might be some sense to it. There _is_ a tendency to melt present and future in German, and maybe that does re-program everyone's synapses accordingly, maybe not.

      Anyway, the whole point would even be more valid for the Japanese who don't even know a future tense.

      And here, dear children, are two sayings that might convey the article's thesis, one in German, and one in Japanese:

      "Was Du heute kannst besorgen, das verschiebe nicht auf morgen!"
      "Ashita yarou wa bakayarou!"

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    6. Re:jetzt by Asic+Eng · · Score: 2

      You should have said "Morgen schreibe ich noch einen."

      Ok, "Heute schreibe ich einen Satz" ("Today I'm writing a sentence") and "Morgen schreibe ich noch einen" ("Tomorrow I'll write another"). So you need the "will" in the English structure, whereas in German you could use the equivalent "werde schreiben" ("will write") but there is a simpler form available, too.

      You could simplify the English version too, though: "And another tomorrow".

    7. Re:jetzt by busyqth · · Score: 1

      Du glaubst wohl ich habe das unwissend und unabsichtlich so getippt... oje.

    8. Re:jetzt by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I tend to get confused when thinking about English grammar (it's too flexible, and I've rarely thought about it), but, "tomorrow I write another one" is wrong. However, you could give an order: "write another one tomorrow".

      A German once told me English people were obsessed with time, because we would say things like "I was going to get that done by last week, but I should be able to have it mostly ready by tomorrow".

      (Ich lerne Deutch, aber sehr langsam. Ich sollte mehr üben...)

    9. Re:jetzt by busyqth · · Score: 1

      Morgen werde ich noch einen schreiben.

      ... and there you made your mistake. While that's a grammatically and semantically correct sentence, you're more likely to phrase it as, "Morgen schreibe ich noch einen.", actually using present tense to convey a future statement.

      Oh ja, da ich ja 'nen Volltrottel bin, hab' ich garnix gemerkt dass meine Sätze die These des Artikels widersprach... Gut dass du für mich da war, sonst wäre ich dummgeblieben.

    10. Re:jetzt by suutar · · Score: 2

      It's an interesting theory. Japanese also mixes present and future pretty indiscriminately, leaving it up to context to differentiate between 'am doing' and 'will do'.

    11. Re:jetzt by jc42 · · Score: 2

      There _is_ a tendency to melt present and future in German, and maybe that does re-program everyone's synapses accordingly, maybe not.

      And, of course, we regularly do the same thing in English. Probably not with that example, but if I were to say "Tomorrow I'm taking the car in for an oil change", any native speaker would understand that as the future, though it's grammatically present tense. I could say "... I'll take ...", and it'd be equally correct as future tense. But there probably aren't many native speakers of English who would even notice the difference. The word "tomorrow" puts it in the future, so the grammatical tense is an unneeded redundancy.

      I wonder what the writer would think of languages like Chinese (all 10 or 12 or however many there are this week ;-), which don't use inflections at all, and don't explicitly mark nouns for plural or verbs for tense, etc. Of course, there are lots of adjectives and adverbs available to do the job, but they're separate words, not inflection. Thus, in Mandarin you might use hui4 to indicate the future, zai4 for the present, or chang2 for the past, but they're adverbs, not required by any grammatical rules, and would normally only be used if the time relative to the present is important. If you use them, the verb remains unchanged. There are lots of languages like this, and their speakers generally have little trouble understanding time concepts.

      The idea that such things somehow "control" your thoughts is an old one, popular in some circles, but isn't much founded on any linguistic facts.

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    12. Re:jetzt by quenda · · Score: 3, Informative

      The German reputation for brutality is well-founded. Their operas last three or four days. And they have no word for "fluffy".

    13. Re:jetzt by mcswell · · Score: 1

      Tomorrow, I'm writing another one.

      (German doesn't have the equivalent of English progressive, i.e. no tense/ aspect formed with German's rough equivalent of -ing)

    14. Re:jetzt by Jeeeb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Standard Japanese makes no distinction between future and habitual tense. "Niku wo taberu" could be taken as "I will eat meat" or "I eat meat".

      It's generally pretty clear in its distinction between progressive and future though. "Niku wo tabeteiru" meaning "I am eating (the) meat" is unambiguous in its tense and can't be replaced with the future form "niku wo taberu".

      If you add an adverb though the distinction can become unclear and future and progressive can be mixed. However the same phenomenon also occurs in English. E.g: "ashita, oyakodon taberu" (I'll eat oyakodon tomorrow) vs "ashita, oyakodon tabeteru" (I'm eating oyakodon tomorrow").

      Interestingly, both English and Japanese tend to mix the progressive and habitual tenses as well. "Gengogaku ni tsuite no kougi ni sanka shiteiru" and "Gengogaku ni tsuite no kougi ni sanka suru" meaning "I'm participating in lectures about linguistics" and "I participate in lectures about linguistics", without an adverb, both interchangeably mean the same thing in English and Japanese.

      This article is about grammatically encoding distinctions between the present and future, which Japanese doesn't seem to significantly differ from English in.

    15. Re:jetzt by fritsd · · Score: 1

      "Was Du heute kannst besorgen, das verschiebe nicht auf morgen!"

      Dutch translation: "Stel niet uit tot morgen wat je ook nog tot overmorgen kan uitstellen" ;-b

      Jokes aside, I think it occurs in more Germanic languages:
      Dutch: "Vandaag schrijf ik een brief. Morgen schrijf ik er nog een. / Morgen zal ik er nog een schrijven."
      Swedish: "Idag jag skriva en brev. Imorgon jag skriva en annan. / Imorgon jag ska skriva en annan."

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    16. Re:jetzt by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 1

      Funny, I work in Germany as a German to English translator, so for me the reverse is true. If I take something written in German and rewrite it in English I get $10. Hope I am not losing weight too - I am already pretty skinny.

    17. Re:jetzt by jakuaii · · Score: 2

      "flauschig". I think it's a nice word, focuses more on the tactile than the visual. :)

    18. Re:jetzt by Unsichtbarer_Mensch · · Score: 1

      Your swedish is wrong : "Idag skriver jag ett brev. Imorgon skriver jag ett till" is a lot closer to how it should be like. (although I'm not really sure if swedes use the present as a future replacement so lightheartedly...maybe some native speaker would comment on that?)

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    19. Re:jetzt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      chang2 for the past

      ceng2

      chang2 means "habitually" (at least in my topolect)

    20. Re:jetzt by hfranz · · Score: 1

      Well, it actually does but it is considered to be slang and won't be found in written language: "I'm writing" -> "ich bin am schreiben".

    21. Re:jetzt by Karmada · · Score: 1

      actually "tomorrow I write another one" styled future tense is present in Hungarian too, (mostly because of German). And Hungary is quite poor, compared to Germany.

    22. Re:jetzt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And judging by my wife's Audi, they apparently have no word for "torque" either.

    23. Re:jetzt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh ja, da ich ja 'nen Volltrottel bin, hab' ich garnix gemerkt dass meine Sätze die These des Artikels widersprach...
      Gut dass du für mich da war, sonst wäre ich dummgeblieben.

      Oh ja, da ich ja ein Volltrottel bin, hab ich gar nicht gemerkt dass meine Sätze der These des Artikels widersprechen... Gut dass du für mich da warst, sonst wäre ich dumm geblieben.

      FTFY

    24. Re:jetzt by jc42 · · Score: 1

      ceng2 chang2 means "habitually" (at least in my topolect)

      So where's your topolect from?

      I did a bit of dictionary work, and found both of the words. And it's annoying that slashdot won't allow Chinese characters. Anyway, I found a couple of comments that the Unicode chars 5C1D/5617 are listed as "chang2", but a few list "ceng2" as an alternate, and the different character 66FE is also "ceng2". Both have a list of possible meanings, and both include "past [tense]", along with meanings like "already", "formerly", etc. So it sounds like yet another example of something that varies within the many Mandarin dialects. Nothing unusual there.

      I'd guess that people who use chang2 would probably recognize ceng2 as "dialectal", and vice-versa. Also, I'd guess that the chang2 is probably the Beijing-area pronunciation. The sounds are close enough that many people might not even notice that they're different. English is full of words with pronunciation more varied than this, and people usually hear the word that makes sense in context, so it doesn't much matter.

      I also discovered a wang3chang2 word with yet another "chang2" character (5E38), with "habitually", "formerly", and "as it used to be" in the list of translations.

      As you might guess, I'm not at all fluent in Mandarin. I've studied it for a while, mixed in with studying a lot of other languages. Mostly I've done a lot of work on "internationalization", which gives me a good excuse to dig into the interesting problems in lots of languages. Mandarin (and Chinese in general) is one of the more interesting cases, partly because of its extreme writing system (about as messed up as English, though not as much as Japanese ;-). Mandarin is also interesting because of the problems caused by all the homophones produced by the loss of final sounds over the centuries, leading to interesting solutions to the problem it causes for vocal communication.

      Of course, one of the more fun aspects of the Chinese languages is the lack of inflections, which makes for useful examples in cases like the current topic. Westerners tend to think that inflectional systems such as verb tenses, singular/plural forms of nouns, etc., are necessary for understanding. Chinese gives a clear counterexample for this, and most. Those concepts can be handled quite well with adjectives and adverbs. Thus, the German example using "Morgen" and the similar English examples using "tomorrow" show that this also happens in German and English. The Morgen/tomorrow adverbs provide the "future" idea, so it's not necessary to use the future form of the verb. You can add werden/will to the verb, and the result is correct, too. But both languages allow dropping the future marker, since it's redundant.

      I like to toss out the Chinese time adverbs into discussions like this, because it's a clear example where no true verb tense markers exist; it's all done with adverbs that have a "future" meaning that's part of their basic meaning. German and English have gone partly down the path of expressing time in the Chinese manner, but they also still have an explicit future verb form.

      Slightly different forms of the adverbs is also interesting, though it's useful in a different sort of discussion. It's often pointed out that Mandarin isn't so much a language as a range of closely-related dialects that are close enough that the speakers can communicate. But dialect (topolect, sociolect, etc.) differences pop up all over in things like adverbs, and sometimes cause communication problems. English has some of the same problems. Thus, some dialects have plurals for the pronoun "you", and they're not always understood as such by speakers of other dialects. They also don't have standard spellings, so they can be misunderstood in writing.

      Dealing with dialect differences in computer settings can be fun ...

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    25. Re:jetzt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Et en corse, ne reporte jamais au lendemains ce que tu peut faire le surlendemains.
      (for some time it worked for napoleon: see "l'intendence suivras"

    26. Re:jetzt by FreeUser · · Score: 1

      Ja, genau das glauben wir. Und morgen glauben wir es noch. Oder wir werden es glauben, falls wir noch klug genug sind, ueberhaupt was zu glauben. :-)

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    27. Re:jetzt by fritsd · · Score: 1

      Sorry. My Swedish sucks :-(

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    28. Re:jetzt by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Fail.

      You should have used the German word for gesundheit~

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    29. Re:jetzt by Moochman · · Score: 1

      TFA isn't even true. I can say "I'm going to Aunt Sally's tomorrow." That's a perfectly correct idiomatic English sentence.

    30. Re:jetzt by Moochman · · Score: 1

      "I'm participating in lectures about linguistics" and "I participate in lectures about linguistics", without an adverb, both interchangeably mean the same thing in English

      Technically maybe, but in real use, just about every native English speaker will understand the first to mean that I'm doing it right now and the second to mean that I do it habitually.

    31. Re:jetzt by mcswell · · Score: 1

      Wow, fascinating! I googled it, and it gets discussed in several forums. My German is too rusty to readily understand what they're saying, but I'm looking into it. Thanks for pointing it out!

    32. Re:jetzt by gullevek · · Score: 1

      Sic tacuisses, philosophus mansisses

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  3. So, it's true... by king+neckbeard · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.

    The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.

    Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It’s speaking English that kills you

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    1. Re:So, it's true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or, more likely, being heavily influenced by American culture. See: "Man vs. Food", turning gluttony into an artform.

    2. Re:So, it's true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your conclusion is halfway there. English is not inherently dangerous, but most of the magazines, TV shows, and music from USA and GB is damaging in ways that would be Geneva Convention violations if used on a POW.

    3. Re:So, it's true... by Mashiki · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I know, funny. But...

      Give it 30 years. You'll find that the Japanese are following the trend of Americans. It's really the diet, hell if you've been to Okinawa in the last 10 years you can see it. Little chubby ass kids(and teens) running around all over the place. As they've turned their backs on the more traditional japanese staples.

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    4. Re:So, it's true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe it is not the fat that causes heart attacks.

    5. Re:So, it's true... by digitig · · Score: 2, Interesting

      On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.

      Myth, for what it's worth (and I know it was a joke). It turned out to be due to under-reporting of heart attacks by French doctors.

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    6. Re:So, it's true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How am i to did forgotten Engrish i lernd whain i be niner ages?

    7. Re:So, it's true... by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 1

      No, he's turning it into a competitive spectacle thus inspiring others to follow in his footsteps.

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    8. Re:So, it's true... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except the champion eater is Japanese.

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    9. Re:So, it's true... by mailman-zero · · Score: 1

      Where was the show Food Fight created? Not the United States? "My stomach is a black hole!"

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    10. Re:So, it's true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Citation, please?

    11. Re:So, it's true... by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 1

      You don't have to be a champion to inspire other people to follow in your ever deepening footsteps, all you have to do is be able to consume 72oz of beef in a single sitting.

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    12. Re:So, it's true... by steelfood · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hardly. Most of Europe is bilingual. It doesn't follow that people who know English either as a second or a first language are less healthy than people who don't know English at all.

      Language, like all arts, is a reflection of the predominant culture. Culture is often what determines socio-economic status. Cultures that emphasize hard working and pride in work are probably going to be better employed. Cultures that emphasize intellect will probably be smarter. Cultures that emphasize creativity will probably be more innovative. And cultures that glamorize and romanticize trash will probably follow the same pattern.

      Both language and socio-economic status reflect the values of a culture, but they do so independently. The English speakers of France and Italy are probably no more or less wealthy than the non-English speakers.

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    13. Re:So, it's true... by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Informative

      Thank in no small part to their agricultural policies as well. While the exact reasons and mechanisms differ, the end result is that like in the US, in Japan healthy food is MUCH more expensive than the cheap garbage. If you are a person trying to get by and a bowl of instant ramen with high caloric content and very little nutritional value can be had for 100 yen, but a lunch of vegetable soup(esp. if you buy fresh) and an apple will easily cost you at least 3x that amount. Which do you think people will prefer? And to make things worse, their ag policy doesn't put tariffs on sugar, so junk food is incredibly cheap, in fact a candy bar can be had for less than half the price of an apple. This is just like the states where crap food is subsidized to hell and fruits and vegetables get almost nothing.

      I have lived in the US, Germany, and Japan and I can say without hesitation that although German ag policies are far from perfect, they are easily the best of the 3. Crap food is still cheap, but so are fruits and vegetables(I miss getting the vegetable soup pack they sold at my local Netto, everything you need to make a good fresh vegetable soup for little more than a Euro).

    14. Re:So, it's true... by rabbitfood · · Score: 2

      Perhaps. Though if this report is anything to go by, their celebrated longevity might be at least partly explained by the near quarter-million immortals whose relatives have been dutifully drawing their pensions for them for up to half a century

    15. Re:So, it's true... by hannson · · Score: 1

      I believe it has something to do with fructose.

    16. Re:So, it's true... by digitig · · Score: 1

      Well, they were discussing it on BBC Radio 4 on Sunday, which is why it's fresh in my mind. It was a seven hour drive though, so I'm not sure which programme it was. Try exploring "listen again".

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    17. Re:So, it's true... by cpankonien · · Score: 1

      i lived on okinawa for 7 years, and have a japanese mother-in-law. okinawan people do not consider themselves "japanese", nor do mainland japanese.

    18. Re:So, it's true... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Already happening in major Chinese cities thanks to its expanding economy and an increase in disposable income.

      It's simple really. Intake more calories than you burn = the body converting excess energy into fat. Nature doesn't like to waste. That includes your body too.

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    19. Re:So, it's true... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      It's hard to cite the lack of citation by the doctors. For one, nearly every death in the US is listed as cardiac arrest, regardless of whether the cause of the arrest is known (i.e. the heart stopped because it was pierced by a bullet) or unknown. And someone not paying attention could mistake that for heart attack., which is an interruption in blood flow to the heart through clot or bleed.

    20. Re:So, it's true... by quenda · · Score: 1

      I believe it has something to do with fructose.

      A reasonable hypothesis, but the worst possible way to support any claim, especially a controversial one, it to provide a youtube link.
      One three-year-old viral video hit does not make a scientific revolution.

    21. Re:So, it's true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.

      Myth, for what it's worth (and I know it was a joke). It turned out to be due to under-reporting of heart attacks by French doctors.

      No, that was debunked. There is no real evidence that saturated fat causes heart disease. It's not a paradox.

    22. Re:So, it's true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not care how much Okinawa hates Japan and wish that they were separate any more than I care about the Xuainghai Provence thinking that they aren't part of China, Texas saying that it isn't part of America, or Quebec claiming that it isn't part of Canada. For all intents and purposes, Okinawa is part of Japan.

    23. Re:So, it's true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to be a champion to inspire other people to follow in your ever deepening footsteps, all you have to do is be able to consume 72oz of beef in a single sitting.

      That's an INSANE amount of meat for a human to eat in one sitting in an hour or less but it was done by thousands of people.

      http://www.bigtexan.com/free72.html

      The 'winners' list...

      http://www.bigtexan.com/72oz%20steak%20eaters.pdf

      One guy named Klondike Bill ate TWO of these meals 'back to back' in under an hour! o_O; *_*

      His feat was surpased unofficially by a tiger who ate one of the raw steaks in about 90 seconds

      CAPTCHA: festival [indeed...of gluttony!]

    24. Re:So, it's true... by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      And don't forget the one-child policy - up to four grandparents endlessly spoiling their single grandchild with copious amounts of anything the spoiled brat likes to eat.

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    25. Re:So, it's true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That pack, called "Suppengrün" is actually 0.99 Euro :)

    26. Re:So, it's true... by digitig · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.

      Myth, for what it's worth (and I know it was a joke). It turned out to be due to under-reporting of heart attacks by French doctors.

      No, that was debunked. There is no real evidence that saturated fat causes heart disease. It's not a paradox.

      The effect of the under-reporting is small, but if you look at the correlation between heart attack rates and the relevant fat intakes then a small effect is all that's needed to bring the correlation into line with the rest of the world. I wish it were true that "[t]here is no real evidence that saturated fat causes heart disease", but sadly that's just wishful thinking. The French case actually reinforces this, because it shows that the causal model has predictive power; that's good science.

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    27. Re:So, it's true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the agricultural policies are a result of how we think about land, planning, and (full circle here!) the future. I agree that the proximate causes are complex, but the lack of interest in exercising, the short term focus of farm policy, and the economic gulf between rich and poor are all partially cultural issues - and how we think about and discuss time informs all of them.

    28. Re:So, it's true... by Sinn3d · · Score: 1

      Thanks! Sushi and wine it is from now on... I can keep smoking right?

    29. Re:So, it's true... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans. "
      the French eat less fat then Americans and British.

      The french have a saying "Cheese OR dessert"

      Japanese obesity and heart disease is increasing very quickly. In fact it correlate to the increase in portion size and availability of quick fatty foods.

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    30. Re:So, it's true... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      And you would be wrong; which has been shown in many studies.

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    31. Re:So, it's true... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No.

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    32. Re:So, it's true... by gullevek · · Score: 1

      Which is not true at all. If you know where to go you can get vegetables very cheap. My expense for only eating cup ramen would be way higher than normal shopping. Because you can cook that stuff and freeze it.

      But I agree that the general agriculture policies in Japan are fucked up. They import way too much food from outside of Japan and I also fully agree that fruits are horrible overpriced. But lucky for that you have connections where you get the apples cheap from some far relative from a friend.

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    33. Re:So, it's true... by gullevek · · Score: 1

      Hmm, interesting, because here in Tokyo, seeing a fat kid or teen is really really really rare.

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    34. Re:So, it's true... by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 1

      One guy named Klondike Bill ate TWO of these meals 'back to back' in under an hour! o_O; *_

      Wow

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    35. Re:So, it's true... by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      How is it "not true at all"? A candy bar can be had for less than half the cost of an apple(I've never seen one for less than 100 yen). Most people have neither the time or connections to get apples from afar, so whether or not you can get them from a friend is irrelevant. Even the cheapest vegetables are more expensive than cup ramen(30 yen a carrot, 40 for an onion, even more for broccoli and cauliflower etc, and don't even get started on red and yellow peppers). Meanwhile in Germany the above list can be bought for a euro.

  4. Whorfianism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Sounds like the return of the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis

    Captcha: "nonsense".

    1. Re:Whorfianism by FullBandwidth · · Score: 2

      Yep, same old BS. Publish or perish.

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    2. Re:Whorfianism by thms · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the return of the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis

      Just what I was thinking when I read the article. And then I had to think of the Marain, a fictional constructed language in the Culture universe. I wonder if a society would actually decide to change their language if there was sufficient evidence that it hinders their cultural development. Sort of like the switch to the Latin alphabet as it happened for Vietnamese and Turkish, only a bit more invasive.

    3. Re:Whorfianism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except, at least by my understanding, not really.

      Sapir-Whorf is more about language influencing the way you think about and view the world; this is about your language influencing your physical being.

    4. Re:Whorfianism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try reading the summary next time:
      "His study argues that the way a language's syntax refers to the future (PDF) affects how its speakers perceive the future."

      "perceive the future"... See that?

      You defined "Sapir-Whorf" as "language influencing the way you think about and view the world"

      IT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING, YOU CUNT!

    5. Re:Whorfianism by fusiongyro · · Score: 1

      I wonder if a society would actually decide to change their language if there was sufficient evidence that it hinders their cultural development.

      And thus we have the return of Esperanto.

    6. Re:Whorfianism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was very disappointed that Lt. Cmdr. Worf was not mentioned anywhere in that article.

    7. Re:Whorfianism by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I wonder if a society would actually decide to change their language if there was sufficient evidence that it hinders their cultural development.

      Danish might be slow for children to learn, which might hinder their development (last time I read about this, that was the claim). I don't know how many multilingual Danish parents would consider teaching their child another language though...

    8. Re:Whorfianism by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the return of the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis

      Captcha: "nonsense".

      ...which The Fine Paper mentions.

    9. Re:Whorfianism by unitron · · Score: 1

      Are you sure it isn't about language influencing the way you think about and view the world, and the way you think about and view the world influencing your physical being as a result of how it affects your actions?

      Language itself doesn't make you fat, eating too much and failing to exercise enough does.

      What leads to one overeating and not exercising enough? The thought that the consequences are far in the future and that one has plenty of time left in which to do something about it, perhaps?

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    10. Re:Whorfianism by geekoid · · Score: 1

      IT's actually an interesting hypothesis.

      If everyone talks in long term ways, does long term thinking become the cultural norm?
      Which would be nice, because humans suck at long term thinking. We need training and reminders to do it.

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    11. Re:Whorfianism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should probably get that nasty cough checked out.

  5. I believe him, but by roguegramma · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I believe him, but a sample size of three languages is not convincing at all.

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    1. Re:I believe him, but by MoldySpore · · Score: 1

      I believe him...not convincing at all

      Enough to convince you, though. ;)

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    2. Re:I believe him, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think he's full of crap. More exactly, he merely restates the Whorf hypothesis (badly and out of context) and then proceeds to misapply it.

      Also, he apparently doesn't speak German, which uses a construction quite similar to that of English for forming the future tense ("I will go"/"Ich werde gehen"), and allows for substitution with the present in informal speech to about the same extent ("We're going to the library next weekend"/"Wir gehen nächstes Wochenende in die Bibliothek" vs. formal "We will go to the library next weekend"/"Wir werden nächstes Wochenende in die Bibliothek gehen").

    3. Re:I believe him, but by Flyerman · · Score: 1

      I know this is Slashdot, but the sample size is a lot bigger.

      Just RTFA.

    4. Re:I believe him, but by digitig · · Score: 1

      Which is why the researcher compared more than 120 languages. Of course, this is /. so the RA doesn't exist in this reality.

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    5. Re:I believe him, but by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Don't even have to RTFA, just RTFS:

      (The study includes a broader swath of languages/nationalities, but that's a start.)

    6. Re:I believe him, but by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'd have gone with Chinese or such. There is no conjugation and I never learned future tense, but past tense was easy. Add "ago" to the end. "I go to the market" (now). "I go to the market ago" (I went yesterday or such). I presume the future tense is the same, where context and modifier words are added, and there is no "future"

    7. Re:I believe him, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...in der Bibliothek gehen." The dative preposition "in" changes "die" to "der". The more you know.

    8. Re:I believe him, but by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      "...in der Bibliothek gehen." The dative preposition "in" changes "die" to "der". The more you know.

      "in" is not an exclusive dative preposition. Those are: "aus außer bei mit nach seit von zu". It is also not an exclusively accusative preposition: "bis durch entlang für gegen ohne um wider". It is also not one of the even fewer ones that command the genitive. It is in fact, an accusative/dative preposition.

      When a preposition takes both dative and accusative, the accusative refers to going TO the object, while the dative refers to moving AT the object. So, "Ich gehe in der Bibliothek" means that I was already in the library, and am now walking around the library, while "Ich gehe in die Bibliothek" means that I am going to go into the library.

      As such, the GP post was indeed correct all along... The more you know.

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    9. Re:I believe him, but by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      merely restates the Whorf hypothesis (badly and out of context) and then proceeds to misapply it. a fault that also applies to Whorf himself and to the critics of Whorf. Just take the 'many words for snow' discussion. It is obvious that Innuit will have many concepts related to snow and ice, and many related words or compact reusable phrases. The example of many words for ice has been bashed with the claim tjhat 'they're not really words, more like small phrases', thereby completely missing the point.
      Having the compact reusable phrases again enhances the matching concepts and enhances communication about them. I think Whorf still underestimated our flexibility. Not having a word for something never makes it impossible to think something, but it does make it harder. Missing a whole framework of words and concepts may make certain thoughts very hard to achieve.

    10. Re:I believe him, but by jakuaii · · Score: 1

      As a native: This is all true. Now, if you're learning German, please forget it again.

      I believe the way we natives handle this is by associating each common phrase with the correct pattern, not by going through rules and lists of prepositions. So, if I want to express that we are going into something from outside, I recall the pattern "in [den Wald] (hinein)gehen". Walking around inside something is "im Wald (herum)gehen". So, you have bits of meaning, and associate them with language patterns, including the cases. When you learn a language, you have to memorize the patterns anyway ("how do I say XYZ?"). Just also memorize the suitable cases.

      Oh, did I mention that in my native Austrian dialect, we don't have a dative at all? :-) Walking into the wood is "I geh an Woid (ei)" (Ich geh inn' Wald hinein). Walking around the wood is "I geh an Woid umanond" (Ich geh inn' Wald herum)...

    11. Re:I believe him, but by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      I believe the way we natives handle this is by associating each common phrase with the correct pattern, not by going through rules and lists of prepositions.

      Eh... I'm a little against "pattern learning", but you're actually entirely right. You should train your mind to just come up with the correct answer, rather than going through a set of rules. What I laid out is totally the scientific examination of German grammar. Just like knowing how breathing works doesn't tell you how to do it, or that people that do breathe actually are aware of what they are doing.

      All that said, people who are learning a second language as an adult often cannot break around the internalization of patterns that native speakers internalize. As a non-native German speaker, I oddly always (within native variance) pick the correct pattern, but often pick the wrong gender. All this despite me having an incredibly flexible language acquisition unlike most adults.

      So, learn the rule, stuff it in the back of your head, for when you have to make sure that you're using proper German, and then try your best to just learn to talk it without thinking about it.

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  6. We are all hoping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That tomorrow never comes. For languages that don't distinguish between now and later, that would be the same as hoping that today never comes?

  7. Communism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe communism was good for something other than starting a hate campaign against communist.

  8. This will bake your noodle by gottspeed · · Score: 2

    How many people think in pure emotion and logic? Most people think in terms of language, and in that way language is in itself a prison for the mind.

    1. Re:This will bake your noodle by Brian+Feldman · · Score: 1

      Language is more than just words and sentences. It is our underlying way of thought that allows for communication. This would probably be an enlightening lecture for you. Hell, it was for me, and I am a language geek:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csE-MsT_NN0&noredirect=1

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    2. Re:This will bake your noodle by gottspeed · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I'll watch it after work today.

  9. Mr Yale Researcher by viperidaenz · · Score: 1, Insightful

    correlation != causation

    1. Re:Mr Yale Researcher by raburton · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, you knew it was coming and here it is: http://xkcd.com/552/

    2. Re:Mr Yale Researcher by Dorduan · · Score: 1

      correlation != causation

      Exactly! Culture, language, and behaviour are highly entangled and although it's nice to see these correlations, proving that one is caused by the other is a completely different story.

    3. Re:Mr Yale Researcher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for restating paragraph #6 of the article.

    4. Re:Mr Yale Researcher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you must have learned a lot in your Introduction to Statistics class to put a yale researcher in his/her place.

      Good for you!

    5. Re:Mr Yale Researcher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd hate to separate all the dependent variables in this study..

    6. Re:Mr Yale Researcher by sChatwin · · Score: 2

      But it's a damn good clue

    7. Re:Mr Yale Researcher by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No Shit, Sherlock.

      It's a small study, with only three languages. Like most scientific investigations, the first study is usually small. If something appear to be correlated, you move on to larger and more controlled studies, if the effect diminishes, then it's likely to not be causation. If it is stronger, you do more studies and so on.*

      Dismissing every small study with you complete miss understanding of the statement means science would never go anywhere.

      Should they use this study to apply policy changes? no. If that was the case, THEN you statement would be appropriate.

      *It's a little more complicated and nuanced, but that's it in a nut shell.

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    8. Re:Mr Yale Researcher by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Yet it still got banded around multiple media websites and even made it in to paper news papers.

  10. I wrote about this once myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Unpublished of course, but I wrote a thesis in college about the role of language in the perception of time. Other than determining that an African language, Wolof, was particularly suited to discussing the particulars of time travel (it has some interesting tenses regarding subjective and relative time), I happened to come across a particularly fascinating report by a psychologist doing research for an advertising journal. He described various cultures' attitudes towards time that then influenced what they believed was important -- for example, Spanish-speaking cultures view time as cyclical, which made the present less important, or Native Americans, who don't exactly have a cultural perception of time at all, and tend to view time in consideration to the task at hand instead.

    There are some interesting papers out there if you're really interested in this stuff.

    1. Re:I wrote about this once myself by dpilot · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that we have a primitive inbuilt biological capability for time travel, and we've essentially linguistically trained it out of ourselves since primitive man left Africa?

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    2. Re:I wrote about this once myself by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      I remember reading an article somewhere, here it is, about a small isolated Amazonian tribe that has no perfect tense. Quite interesting. Their language did seem to influence them quite a bit.

    3. Re:I wrote about this once myself by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "for example, Spanish-speaking cultures view time as cyclical"

      Well, I've been Spanish my whole life and, heck, it is the first time I heard such a thing. In fact, Spain's culture, being mostly Roman Catholic, it's strongly biased towards time (and its experience) being lineal.

    4. Re:I wrote about this once myself by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Are you suggesting that we have a primitive inbuilt biological capability for time travel, and we've essentially linguistically trained it out of ourselves since primitive man left Africa?"

      It wouldn't be the first to suggest such a thing. I can't get its name, but I remember a film, starred by Cristopher Reeves, I think, with basically that argument.

    5. Re:I wrote about this once myself by dpilot · · Score: 1

      Same on you for making me remember that! It was "Somewhere in Time" with Christopher Reeves and Lily Tomlin. What a stinker, but every now and then we all have to go along to a chick-flick.

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    6. Re:I wrote about this once myself by unitron · · Score: 1

      You have one of those alternate universe memories like mine*. In this one the female lead wasn't Tomlin, it was Jane Seymour.

      *Until today I was sure that the female lead in Wonderfalls was the same actress I next saw as the lead character when Bones premiered.

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    7. Re:I wrote about this once myself by Jeeeb · · Score: 1

      Not having proper perfect aspect isn't that rare. Japanese has perfective aspect (te-shimau) but its perfect aspect is the same as its progressive aspect (te-iru). Colour expressions differing across culture is also quite normal. The sky wasn't bronze in Ancient Greece they just lacked the distinction. Lot's of English's relative rich colour vocabulary are additions from French or similar. Modern Japanese is very developed in it's expression of colours but most of that is recent and some direct imports (E.g. pink and brown from English, kiiro (yellow) from Chinese). Traditionally Japanese tended to express colours through metaphor (E.g. sky-colour .etc.) and interestingly used namari (bronze) quite extensively as a description...

  11. Multilinguals? by wbr1 · · Score: 2

    If you know more than one fat, language, is the increase linear or exponential? Moreover, if I learn german, will I fit size 32 pants again?

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    1. Re:Multilinguals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but if you got out of the basement and went for a run you might.

    2. Re:Multilinguals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A healthy diet would help much more though, you would feel better and lose weight much faster than if you only began to exercise and didn't change any other habit.

    3. Re:Multilinguals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Moreover, if I learn german, will I fit size 32 pants again?"

      No, but you'll fit in a German size 42 (32 inches in cm /2) which is exactly the same.

    4. Re:Multilinguals? by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      if I learn German, will I fit size 32 pants again?

      Well I speak German and I don't fit into size 32, so ... Anyway, aren't Germans relatively overweight on average, too? Maybe it's all the English classes they are being subjected to in school.

    5. Re:Multilinguals? by unitron · · Score: 1

      A healthful diet would be even better for you.

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    6. Re:Multilinguals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if I learn german, will I fit size 32 pants again?

      You might if you go back to school full time and major in German studies, linguistics, or something else for which learning German is part of the curriculum. One caveat though. You'll have to live on campus. Parking is always at a premium. Chances are you'll walk to class or ride a bicycle. So. In a roundabout way you'll lose weight learning German.

    7. Re:Multilinguals? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Only if you eat fewer then 2000 calories per say until you master the language.

      But, you aren't part of the culture, and it is far, far, too late for you to have the language be innate to your thinking.
      Assuming you are over 3.

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  12. german has clear future tense by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    German has future tense, it's Greek that has complicated situation where tense is not the important part but rather type of action, rather than time

  13. Take some responsibility... by larys · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How about the language of taking responsibility for oneself? In psychology, there's something called an "external locus of control" versus an "internal locus of control". An example of an external locus of control would be someone saying: "I lost my job because my boss is a jerk" whereas an example of an internal locus of control would be: "I lost my job because I didn't do a good enough job." The fact is, when you place the control on something other than yourself -- language, the media, your parents, whatever -- you end up relinquishing responsibility and by doing so, what changes? If it's language's fault, it's not yours so you're still fat and smoking and broke and thinking it's language's fault doesn't change that. However, thinking to yourself, "I got myself here," puts the responsibility in your own hands...it's you now, so you can do something about it...

    Take my word for it or don't but compare me to my brother and you'll see taking simple responsibility for oneself is literally the difference between not only fat, smoking, and broke...but educated, healthy, and prosperous as well...

    1. Re:Take some responsibility... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      An example of an external locus of control would be someone saying: "I lost my job because my boss is a jerk" whereas an example of an internal locus of control would be: "I lost my job because I didn't do a good enough job."

      What would "I lost my job because I work for an asshole?" qualify as?

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    2. Re:Take some responsibility... by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No matter how much you want to blame the victim, bad things really do happen to people because of circumstances outside of their control.

      Your general message is a good one. People should be responsible for themselves. But claiming that the locus of control should always be internal simply flies in the face of reality.

      For example, what if one's boss really is a jerk? No matter how hard you work to please him, you cannot. If you internalized that locus of control, you would conclude that there is something terribly wrong with you. That's not a healthy frame of mind at all.

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    3. Re:Take some responsibility... by mooingyak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sometimes external is more appropriate.

      E.g. "I am bleeding to death because that asshole shot me." instead of "I am bleeding to death because I failed to duck in time."

      But your point and the article's point are not exclusive. Awareness of the ways that language shapes your thoughts can help you exert more control over your life and take greater responsibility for what happens to you.

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    4. Re:Take some responsibility... by Hatta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh, I should also point out that if you happen to be more fortunate than others, internalizing your good fortune is a great way to feel superior. Obviously, someone in that position is going to be biased into thinking he got there on his own, instead of being extraordinarily lucky.

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    5. Re:Take some responsibility... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      No matter how much you want to blame the victim, bad things really do happen to people because of circumstances outside of their control.

      Your general message is a good one. People should be responsible for themselves. But claiming that the locus of control should always be internal simply flies in the face of reality.

      For example, what if one's boss really is a jerk? No matter how hard you work to please him, you cannot. If you internalized that locus of control, you would conclude that there is something terribly wrong with you. That's not a healthy frame of mind at all.

      If your boss really is a jerk, then it was your fault because you were stupid enough to take a job working for a jerk, and you'll never do that again. If your old boss wasn't a jerk, but your new boss is a jerk, then it's your fault for lingering after you recognized that your new boss was a jerk instead of moving on, and you'll never do that again.

      Effective people find a way to bring their life under control.

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    6. Re:Take some responsibility... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your boss is really a jerk they you have to take responsibility for taking the job. Once you have taken that responsibility the control you have is the ability to find a new job.

    7. Re:Take some responsibility... by larys · · Score: 1

      You really seem to have gotten what I said in my post. The world isn't black and white so it's not a matter of something being only internal or external, it's a matter of finding where you can take responsibility and doing so to the fullest extent so that you can change your life. Too often, people like to take the easy way out and just blame others without making any changes but the fact is, even in a horribly unfortunate situation that isn't even remotely your own fault, you can still find some way of changing or improving upon the way you live your life to either avoid the situation happening again or making it easier the next time. It truly is a matter of perspective and in the end, if someone wants to find blame only in others, they will...it's not difficult...but their own life will greatly suffer for it...all they need to do is look around for evidence of that.

    8. Re:Take some responsibility... by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      then it was your fault because you were stupid enough to take a job working for a jerk

      What if you didn't know he was a jerk beforehand? What if you knew he was a jerk, but didn't know how much of one that he was? You should have investigated the matter more carefully (and you needed the job)?

      Regardless, it's the boss's fault that he is a jerk, not yours.

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    9. Re:Take some responsibility... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      When you work for a jerk, you elevate him. Technically, it's only his fault that he's a jerk. It's your fault that he's the boss.

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    10. Re:Take some responsibility... by larys · · Score: 1

      You didn't seem to get the point of what I wrote. The world isn't black and white and neither is responsibility. Even in the most terrible and unfortunate accident, someone who wants to take responsibility for their lives will find a way to improve the situation, prevent it from happening again, or find a way of making it better next time. If you want to find fault in others, you will, whether they have fault or not. The same goes for taking responsibility. No, it's not your fault that your boss is a jerk. But then ask yourself what you could do... Why did you even take a job with him? Did you continue to look for other jobs after being hired by such a person? Did you report his behavior to his supervisor? Did you seek out other credentials in your spare time to aid in getting a job in a better place? I could go on indefinitely because there is always something you could do differently.

      You don't decide what the world looks like but you can decide how to look at it and what to do with what you get. Neither you nor anyone else on this planet is some helpless, immobile being at the sheer mercy of the world around them because even if there's nothing physical that you can do, you can still change your mind and the way you look at things.

    11. Re:Take some responsibility... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Heh, if Atlas ever Shrugs, rich jerks are going to fall like raindrops...

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    12. Re:Take some responsibility... by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Internalize your misfortunes, and externalize any good fortune you may come across.

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    13. Re:Take some responsibility... by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Sometimes it's challenging to find enough evidence of someone being a jerk in the time you have available for interviews/etc. I'm grateful that my bosses have all been awesome, but I can certainly imagine someone only discovering that their boss (or coworker, etc) is a jerk after they've already accepted a job.

    14. Re:Take some responsibility... by larys · · Score: 1

      I like the way you spun it -- taking control of what is essentially out of your control. This is what I meant in my post above. It's not your fault what the world gives you (in this case language), but it is your responsibility for what you're then going to do with it. Certain languages correlate with more prosperous lives but there are plenty of rich, prosperous English speakers fully able to think ahead so it's not out of one's control.

      In the end, life's like being put on the back of a wild bronco unexpectedly...you can't really choose not to be there...but you can choose to try to take the reins...

    15. Re:Take some responsibility... by larys · · Score: 1

      Locus of control aside, that may be simply a fact...

      Meanwhile, I'm just waiting for someone on this thread to bring up the Twinkie defense...

    16. Re:Take some responsibility... by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      It's your fault that he's the boss.

      Technically? Probably. But I really meant that I wouldn't deem certain people idiots merely because they made the wrong decision (one that they had no way of knowing would end up harming them).

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    17. Re:Take some responsibility... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Effective people find a way to bring their life under control.

      You sound like those EST sociopath training seminars.

    18. Re:Take some responsibility... by beckett · · Score: 1

      What would "I lost my job because I work for an asshole?" qualify as?

      That would also be external. However, if you consider that a large part of perception is really projection, this statement may reveal more about the person that lost their job than their boss.

    19. Re:Take some responsibility... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      You sound a lot like this guy. Since your name is Larry too, you wouldn't happen to be the author?

      Anyway that book I linked goes through the same stuff and I am using it now to try to better myself. True it does damage your ego and cause anxiety and becoming more judgemental to always blame yourself but I never worked so hard in my life to change after changing this mindset and I am starting to see the earliest results already.

    20. Re:Take some responsibility... by beckett · · Score: 1

      Awareness of the ways that language shapes your thoughts can help you exert more control over your life and take greater responsibility for what happens to you.

      Taking account of the effect of language and syntax may have an augmentive effect, but if even our genetics can't completely determine our proclivities to smoke, drink, and eat, how can we suggest that language has such a profound effect upon our health over biology? The language is certainly intriguing, but we should look at this as a surface phenomenon when other factors, social, biological, or otherwise, have already been shown to have significant effects on our health. I suggest It is self-acualisation, rather than mere language usage, that allows one to exert control over one's life.

    21. Re:Take some responsibility... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I was agreeing with your take then I hit the comments and realized that what people say about, they think about, which comes about as well.

      Language can have a powerful impact on external locus vs internal locus of control. What you say and think all the time every moment make a difference as the thought patterns between those who blame others vs taking responsibility are different. My guess is those who use external locus never think about the future as things just happen good and bad etc.

    22. Re:Take some responsibility... by darkwing_bmf · · Score: 1

      Even if your boss is a jerk, you still have control of your own life. You can find another job. You can keep your head low and keep the job you have. You can get the boss fired and perhaps yourself too in the process but feel better about being unemployed.

    23. Re:Take some responsibility... by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      But the problem with this whole "internal locus of control" meme is that it's false. You cannot control having a job. You can control how well you do it, but even people doing a good job can get fired by assholes. We cannot control reality.

      However, if you consider that a large part of perception is really projection,

      That does apply to your own perception?

    24. Re:Take some responsibility... by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "an example of an internal locus of control would be: "I lost my job because I didn't do a good enough job.""

      Or better, and more probably, "I lost my job because I failed to manage the jerk my boss was".

    25. Re:Take some responsibility... by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Internalize your misfortunes, and externalize any good fortune you may come across."

      What for?

      Specifically, how's that any better than "be objective, for knowing clearly what happens and why is the master tool to get the best out of a situation"?

    26. Re:Take some responsibility... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dunno, but shouldn't the second part be in the past perfect tense? Not that your former employer is no longer an asshole mind you, but rather that you're no longer working for him.

    27. Re:Take some responsibility... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and you'll be jumping off a bridge in no time.

    28. Re:Take some responsibility... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      On top of that, sometimes you don't have a choice. You might accept a job after meeting your boss who's a great guy, and then 6 months later he's replaced by a new boss who's a big jerk. How can that possibly be your fault?

      This sounds like a bunch of Randian crap.

    29. Re:Take some responsibility... by DZign · · Score: 1

      > Even if your boss is a jerk, you still have control of your own life.

      That's the whole point - people with a strong external locus will think they do not have control of their own life, and whatever they do or happens to them is 'karma' or 'destiny' and they can't change it, no matter what they do. They expect the next job they'll have will be again for another jerk boss (and because they act with that attitude it may very well become a self fulfilling prophecy).

      And all of this is also influenced by a lot of factors, like religion, language, ..
      Most people don't think about it and take what we know/how we think now for granted, without realizing a lot of factors are involved.

      I recently read a book about the history of statistics, and how religion/language/writing was also a factor.
      Romans and Greeks were very intelligent people, used a lot of advanced math and calculations, and (iirc) never got the notion of chance.
      One of the reasons was that their way of writing numbers (fractions) wasn't optimal for it (having 1 in 10 or 2/13 chance of an event is easier to read/calculate with than I/V or II/XIII).
      Religion was also important - they just believed everything happened for a reason, because one of their gods decided it, .. They had dice and games with dice, but never tried to calculate how it worked - because they did not think that chance/luck existed. So there was no reason to start making formulas for something they believed did not exist..

      So yes I believe the original study will have some merit - although we now live in a global world where everything is connected (and we speak/know of many languages), culture of certain countries is still passed trough many generations.
      If your language does not allow you to talk well about present/future, it will in some way shape how you think and how you act.

    30. Re:Take some responsibility... by shiftless · · Score: 1

      But the problem with this whole "internal locus of control" meme is that it's false. You cannot control having a job. You can control how well you do it, but even people doing a good job can get fired by assholes. We cannot control reality.

      Bullshit. I created my own job. I have control over my own life.

      That does apply to your own perception?

      Of course. Which is why people who take responsibility for their own lives and future succeed, and those who blame everything on everyone else fail.

    31. Re:Take some responsibility... by shiftless · · Score: 1

      For example, what if one's boss really is a jerk? No matter how hard you work to please him, you cannot. If you internalized that locus of control, you would conclude that there is something terribly wrong with you. That's not a healthy frame of mind at all.

      No, that's nonsense. A confident and self assured person would simply find another job. There is no reason one has to put up with an unacceptable situation.

    32. Re:Take some responsibility... by shiftless · · Score: 1

      E.g. "I am bleeding to death because that asshole shot me." instead of "I am bleeding to death because I failed to duck in time."

      A better analogy: "I'm bleeding to death because that asshole shot me, and I'm too busy assigning blame to put pressure on the wound and call for help and thus save myself."

    33. Re:Take some responsibility... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      What would "I lost my job because I work for an asshole?" qualify as?

      That would also be external. However, if you consider that a large part of perception is really projection, this statement may reveal more about the person that lost their job than their boss.

      Trick question: It's both. External because the statement refers to the boss in a negative and purely subjective term, internal because the speaker is taking responsibility for working for said asshole.

      Thanks for playing, we have some lovely parting gifts; Johnny, tell 'em what they've won!

      Related anecdote: I once worked for an individual who was so alienating that everyone who knew him, including his entire family, had completely disowned him; As much as I wish that were hyperbole, it's the truth. Dude was literally the most hate-filled person I had ever met. When I was working for him, I happened to be suffering from undiagnosed (not for lack of trying) gallbladder disease, and he ended up firing me for, and this is a direct quote, "Not properly managing [my] health condition." The facts of the matter were that he just plain didn't like me, which was well known around campus, but for 3 years he couldn't find a legitimate reason to fire me, so he made one up. Dude was an asshole, pure and simple.

      On the other end of the spectrum, I lost a later job because I just wasn't qualified for the work they had me doing. No hard feelings there.

      The point? "External/Internal locus of control" is mythological, as every person and every situation is different, so attempting to apply a universal, static thought process and pretend that every situation is identical, ceteris peribus, is top-of-the-line nonsense. If it weren't, Freud would be right that we all want to fuck our mothers.

      Do you want to fuck your mother? I sure as hell don't.

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    34. Re:Take some responsibility... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I knew some dimwit like you would post something like that.

      You need to understand a few things:

      A) Something ARE outside our innate control and responsibility.
      B) The study is discuss the effects on language on a culture of people, not individual persons. It's an effect over a large group. SO, yes a predisposition to not thinking about future effects can lead to short term thinking.
      C) Headline seldom represent they actual findings.

      What this study does is give us another data point to help people understand the complex natures of the humans response to the evolutionary trait to eat whenever we can, for famine is coming.

      Yes, Me being over weight is my fault, but why did I eat when I didn't need to? why do people buy food and eat, even when intellectually they know they shouldn't? Why do people dismiss the calories in small snacks?

      "Take my word for it or don't but compare me to my brother and you'll see taking simple responsibility for oneself is literally the difference between not only fat, smoking, and broke...but educated, healthy, and prosperous as well..."
      IF you can't think or reason beyond anecdote, then you really shouldn't participate in these discussions.

      The premise assumes that you and your brother are exactly the same. So the only impact on your lives is taking responsibility.

      Here's a tidbit: taking responsibility is an act of agency; which is impact my chemical creation in the brain.
      And you and your brother where not raised the same. Assuming your parent are human, they treated you differently , even during development.

      Should your brother say : I don't like this, lets figure out why I haven't been able to change and correct THAT; which will allow him to correct bad behaviors.
      I simple serotonin difference between you and your brother is all that is needs for one to have a stronger sense of agency over the other.

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    35. Re:Take some responsibility... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      so some old lady can't run a red light and cripple you for life?

      You have very little control over your own life.

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    36. Re:Take some responsibility... by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. I created my own job. I have control over my own life.

      Until nobody buys your product.

      Which is why people who take responsibility for their own lives and future succeed, and those who blame everything on everyone else fail.

      Do you have any data on this? George W. Bush seemed to blame other people, but he succeeded.

    37. Re:Take some responsibility... by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      Yeah, about that....
      As much as I'm prone to buying into the whole Renaissance notion of the "will to power" so many of us are indoctrinated into, it's being shown more and more (sorry, no references here other self-study and college profs) that this is simply NOT TRUE. It could even be viewed as a power grab through language ("I'm responsible! I get resources for that!), a way for the "haves" to justify that the "have nots" simply don't deserve to get anything because they're inferior.

      In fact, if you're a psychologist I think it's rather disingenuous of you as a professional not to point out that situation, conditioning, and even genetics have a HUGE effect on behavior, while the construct of society itself positions what is "right and prosperous" and what is not. In another culture I guarantee your brother would be the more successful one, while you would either be poor or dead.

      Perhaps you were busy or just wanted to he make your point so I shouldn't be so picky.

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    38. Re:Take some responsibility... by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that should be "free will".
      Time for a nap (and yes, I too am a professional. Couldn't take naps without that, could we?)

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    39. Re:Take some responsibility... by Eponymous+Hero · · Score: 1

      i lost my job because of 9-11. honestly, the work i was doing was great but when your business involves tradeshows and no one wants to fly anymore...

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  14. Huh by ciaohound · · Score: 4, Funny

    I expected this to be about programming languages. I've known a lot of fat, broke, chain-smoking COBOL programmers.

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    1. Re:Huh by JonySuede · · Score: 1

      fat, sure they were; but broke, I never saw one. Now, if you meant broken that is another story...

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    2. Re:Huh by geekoid · · Score: 1

      huh, all the COBOL developers I know make a ton of cash.

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  15. English Kills by _0x783czar · · Score: 2

    So how does this study relate to programming syntax? Are you more likely to get rich and live happy & healthy if you use a Strongly Typed language or a Weak Typed Language? Are GOTO statements bad for your health an well being?

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    1. Re:English Kills by antek9 · · Score: 1

      Are GOTO statements bad for your health an well being?

      They are most helpful for your health, because what good is being able to instantiate as many instances of a gym as you like if you can't go to any of them?

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    2. Re:English Kills by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      Are GOTO statements bad for your health an well being?

      Yes.

    3. Re:English Kills by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Because if you use one, I will hit you with a crowbar like you are an alien face hugger.

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  16. "Us Americans"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is nitpicking, but a piece about language and syntax should not begin with such an obvious grammatical error.

  17. its long study by pjr.cc · · Score: 1

    So i just skimmed it... however i'd find it hard to believe that such a thing is provable to any real extent. There are just too many other factors to play with when trying to apply such a broad brush.

    simply put, the language you speak often dictates who you listen too, us here in AU, and no doubt in canada are greatly influenced by what happens in the US - though it wasnt always that way for us (AU) prior to the internet. There were certainly influences, but now those influences are faster and more prevalent. As such, AU'ers themselves are also less healthy, more fat, and more likely to spend money then they were say 50 years ago - yet we still spoke the same language.

    Thats a pretty simple example, but in AU, alot of a social infrastruture has changed to be more like the US - AU used to provide much of its services by govt owned facilities - these days the reverse is true, and this impacts health care, so people without money are less healthy (perhaps).

    My ultimate point being that today there are just too many other factors at work that could have larger impacts then simply the language you think and any proof derived from such would probably be easily flawed. My humble opinion anyway.

  18. Some help with "Morgen regnet es" in TFA by billrp · · Score: 1

    The article says "Morgen regnet es" in German translates to "It will rain tomorrow". But translate.google.com says it translates to "Tomorrow it's raining", which does not requre the "will", which seems critical to TFA's thesis. Can a German-speaker please say what is the common sentence to express the possibility of rain tomorrow? Google translates "It will rain tomorrow" to "Es wird morgen regnen".

    1. Re:Some help with "Morgen regnet es" in TFA by Shoe+Puppet · · Score: 1

      I'd use "Morgen soll es regnen". ("supposedly, it will rain tomorrow" or more literarily translated: "It shall rain tomorrow").

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    2. Re:Some help with "Morgen regnet es" in TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here you go, google translate is correct:

      Morgen regnet es It rains tomorrow / Tomorrow it's raining
      I don't see any difference in terms of tenses in German or English.

      Morgen wird es regnen/Es wird morgen regnen It will rain tomorrow
      Same here, it is basically a literal word-to-word correspondence between the two languages

    3. Re:Some help with "Morgen regnet es" in TFA by trip23 · · Score: 1

      You are right on spot. "Morgen regnet es" is just a short form of "Morgen wird es regnen"/"Tomorrow it will rain". "Morgen"/"Tomorrow" places this in the future, leaving out the "wird"/"will". The phrase emphasises a bit that it will rain because it's obvious.

    4. Re:Some help with "Morgen regnet es" in TFA by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      You could say "Morgen regnet es". People will understand what you're saying, and it is grammatically acceptable. However, it is far more common to say "Morgen wird es regnen" or even "Es wird morgen regnen", which translates to "Tomorrow it will rain". To some extent, there is a bit of a difference in certainty that you're expressing. The more appropriate example would be "Morgen gehe ich nach Hause", which works just like "Morgen werde ich nach Hause gehen", and which both translate to "I will go home tomorrow". There is a similarity in English here: you can say "I go home tomorrow", which would be a response to the question "When will you go home?" There are some subtle differences between the two sentence structures, but by and large, neither one is wrong to indicate a future action.

      Then again, I never was that strong in German grammar, and it's been a while since I last spoke German regularly. But I'm pretty sure that the Yale researcher is dramatically overstating his case. German has a well-functioning and -used future tense. While I believe that language does shape your perception (can you think of a thought for which you do not have a word?), he is doing a sloppy job of understanding the nuances of at least the German language.

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    5. Re:Some help with "Morgen regnet es" in TFA by Clarious · · Score: 1

      I'm not a native German speaker, just someone who is learning the language. In that sentence, 'Morgen' (morning) already implies will happen in the future, so the 'werden' (as 'will' in this case) is not needed. Without it, the sentence will be "Es wird bald regnen", or "I will rain soon".
      (I have been studying only for 2 years, so take what I said with a grain of salt).

    6. Re:Some help with "Morgen regnet es" in TFA by Teun · · Score: 1

      "Morgen regnet es" makes tomorrow's rain (for a better word) compulsory, so yes, "will" it is.

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    7. Re:Some help with "Morgen regnet es" in TFA by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      Nope, you actually "morgen regnet es" (it rains tomorrow) is much more common than "morgen wird es regnen" (it will rain tomorrow), surely in informal language. Or let's take the more realistic use case, expressing the hope that it won't rain tomorrow: "hoffentlich regnet's morgen nicht" is a way more common than "hoffentlich wird es morgen nicht regnen". Same for "morgen werde ich nach Hause gehen"... sure it's the correct form, but "morgen gehe ich nach Hause" is what we actually say in actual conversation most of the time.

      But don't trust me, trust Google!

      "hoffentlich wird es morgen nicht regnen" (227 results)
      "hoffentlich regnet's morgen nicht" (344 results)
      "hoffentlich regnet es morgen nicht" (14,300 results)

      "regnet's"is just a contraction of "regnet es", so I guess you could add those two up. And that's written language on the interwebs, not even speech.

      Note that I haven't read the TFA and it might very well be silly, but what you claimed is simply incorrect as well. Having spoken (what bits you knew of) German a while ago doesn't equate to knowing the daily use of the language by native speakers, and I'm tired of that arrogance/stupidity. No offense to you personally, but you're not the first American who makes claims about German because they can say some gibberish in it. It actually seems to be the norm. Just cut it out? Learn the language or don't, but don't fucking teach it before you learned it.

    8. Re:Some help with "Morgen regnet es" in TFA by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Tomorrow, it rains. At dawn, the blood of orc and elf spills. Both German and English can do that type of phrase. Germans tend to like it more because it's faster to say than "It will ran tomorrow" or "The blood of orc and elf will be spilled at dawn".

    9. Re:Some help with "Morgen regnet es" in TFA by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Ugh, please don't use a google search return as proof for anything. It's complete junk data.

      No offense moron, but I'm German. So fuck off about your arrogant assumption about who I am. As for your comments about the German sentence structure, you must be young, because your distinction between the written formalism and spoken idioms is clearly lacking. Furthermore, your English is clearly deficient as well, since you don't understand the various caveats I had put into my sentences. Do you at least understand Latin? Should I translate what caveat means for you, including its use in idiomatic English?

      There are a few pet peeves I have, and you managed to hit a good chunk of them. Congratulations, you're the reason I'm suspicious of Germans I meet.

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    10. Re:Some help with "Morgen regnet es" in TFA by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I wonder if you two are from different parts of Germany (or even different German-speaking countries). Sorta like us Americans, where some Americans will say "ya'll" is a perfectly acceptable word and others will call them dumb rednecks. There can be some pretty big differences in language usage between regions.

    11. Re:Some help with "Morgen regnet es" in TFA by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Possible. There's also the addition of Austria and Switzerland, both of which speak German, but would be highly offended if anyone from, say, Berlin, would try to correct their use of the German language.

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    12. Re:Some help with "Morgen regnet es" in TFA by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      Ugh, please don't use a google search return as proof for anything. It's complete junk data.

      Right. Cuz you say so :D

      No offense moron, but I'm German.

      What a coincidence, so am I. But contrary to you I speak the language as well ^^

      your distinction between the written formalism and spoken idioms is clearly lacking

      Oh yeah, how so? Why not simply admit you got it 100% upside down, which you did?

      Furthermore, your English is clearly deficient as well, since you don't understand the various caveats I had put into my sentences. Do you at least understand Latin? Should I translate what caveat means for you, including its use in idiomatic English?

      Hahaha, more hot air. Awwww.

      "However, it is far more common to say "

      ^ Clearly you were talking about the written word. Hahaha.

      And yes, I know the differnce between formal language and what people actually use, in speech or written: that's why I said "sure, that's correct, but that's not how people usually say it". Which is the truth I don't see you debating. Sooo... anything else?

      Congratulations, you're the reason I'm suspicious of Germans I meet.

      So you get problems when you make false claims and get corrected? Or have we met before? I'm confused. No wait, your post is just a whole lot of bluff, it's not like you're actually tackling my correction./blockquote

    13. Re:Some help with "Morgen regnet es" in TFA by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      I never spoke any dialect. And sure, maybe people say it as NeutronCowboy in some German dialects. If so, that dialect hasn't been pointed out, and in "informal high german", it's just completely wrong. And in any dialect I can call to mind right now, people seem to use "tomorrow it does" more so than "tomorrow it will". That's anecdote against anecdote, hence Google.Sure, people use the correct form when they read from a book or give a press conference, and there's always those who use a language as if on stilts, even if speaking it natively, but that's about it. Kinda like in English you'd say "don't" in 99% of the cases, yet Obama says "do not" just about every time. Does that count? Sure, it counts into the odds of "several thousand to one".

      He said that something that is possible, but very, very rare, is the more common case. That's just BS no matter what angle you looked at it, hence the pitiful attempt of distraction from the original claim. As if that claim was worth defending to begin with, lol.

  19. How doomed am I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since I can only speak English and Greek (and I also live in Greece)

  20. Repeat after me: by halivar · · Score: 1

    Correlation does not show causation.

    1. Re:Repeat after me: by trip23 · · Score: 1

      Correlation does not show causation.

      Having skimmed over the document, it tries to connect an assumption with linguistic terms and formulas in order prove this assumption. It's a work of one who excels at cocktail parties or executive meetings without real scientific value.

  21. yale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    researchers are ID10Ts, ya'll

    1. Re:yale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
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  22. This article is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fake and gay.

  23. Un huh. by mbone · · Score: 1

    Let's see, From time to time, Americans and even residents of the United Kingdom have been wealthier than Germans (actually, isn't that the case right now?), and also I believe that the Greeks have had their moments in the Sun. Are these shifts in fortune to be blamed on changes in language ? China 400 years ago was wealthy, then 100 years ago it was not, now it is becoming wealthy again. Has the Chinese language changed, and then changed back, in a way to be responsible for that as well ? For that matter, is every language in Africa somehow deficient ?

    Pardon me if I doubt this.

    On the other hand, if Newt Gingrich announces tomorrow that, if he is elected, the lunar colonists will get a new, revised, English to make them healthier and more economically competitive, I can't say I would be too surprised.

    1. Re:Un huh. by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      China 400 years ago was wealthy, then 100 years ago it was not, now it is becoming wealthy again.

      They are still poor as dirt. I'm not saying they can not possibly become wealthy, but I don't think that's guaranteed either. Look at Taiwan: they are way ahead of China, and used to have fantastic growth rates. However now that they have a mature economy their growth rates are comparable to other industrial nations - it doesn't look like they are going to become more wealthy than the US or Germany anytime soon.

    2. Re:Un huh. by throwawayusername · · Score: 1

      this needs to be modded up insightful.

  24. Maybe by koan · · Score: 1

    Or maybe the prevalence of fast food, and advertising makes a difference not to mention education.

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  25. "That's future Homer's problem." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Boy, I sure don't envy that guy!"

  26. I must say, i feel insulted!! by konmpar · · Score: 1

    No, i didn't read the full article but by doing a fast search i could find anywhere in the text something, anything that would confirm that: Greek speakers are statistically poorer and in worse health than Germans.

    Why you wrote such a description?? Did YOU even read the article before posting it??

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    1. Re:I must say, i feel insulted!! by konmpar · · Score: 1

      No, i didn't read the full article but by doing a fast search i could find anywhere in the text something, anything that would confirm that: Greek speakers are statistically poorer and in worse health than Germans. Why you wrote such a description?? Did YOU even read the article before posting it??

      couldn't***

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  27. Quite indeed. by unity100 · · Score: 1

    Im also checking out japanese for some time now. the way sentences are structured always places the emphasis/main point at the end of the sentences. therefore, you have to wait for the sentence to end, to get the full meaning. only in situations that are quite evident, you can grasp what the person is saying from start-mid of the sentence. in general, you have to wait. coincidentally 'reading the sitaution/atmosphere' seems to be a common metaphor that is used/practiced in the japanese culture. as for the main point, japanese culture is quite shaped with a practice of being patient/persevering things through the end. it even reflects on their pop culture.

  28. Maybe because in Germany.... by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 2

    People are healthier in Germany? Maybe because Germany has universal health care.

    People are better off financially in Germany? Maybe because Germany still has a strong manufacturing base and fair wages paid to workers instead of high CEO salaries.

    Just a thought.

    1. Re:Maybe because in Germany.... by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1

      People are healthier in Germany? Maybe because Germany has universal health care.

      Which, of course, no English-speaking country has. (And if you want to quibble about those being English-speaking countries, either you're being snarky about the variants of English spoken there, in which case you should be ignored, or you're talking about the second of the countries listed there, where English is one of the official languages, and the other one is also a "strong-FTR" language, to use Chen's terminology, just as English is.)

  29. Has English changed in fifty years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The basic structure of English hasn't changed a lot in fifty years. On the other hand, the body shape of English speakers sure has changed. We are much more obese.

    My favourite stereotype of Germans is that they are a bunch of fat beer guzzling guys in lederhosen. If we chose the right times and places, we could show that Germans were fat and Americans were thin.

    The thesis, that we as a nation are obese because of the language we speak, doesn't stand up to even cursory inspection.

  30. Why is this nonsense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even the article you link to says research has shown it to hold up....

  31. The Future ist Now! by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    ... the future is now (or something)...

    Die Zukunft ist jetzt! (oder etwas)...

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  32. Re:off-topic by demonbug · · Score: 1

    I expected this to be about programming languages. I've known a lot of fat, broke, chain-smoking COBOL programmers.

    I prefer to call them COBOL Developers, for reasons that should be obvious.

  33. I'd love to see some numbers on this... by xTantrum · · Score: 1
    but it's still interesting. FTFA

    while English and Greek speakers are statistically poorer and in worse health than Germans.

    Greece is in serious financial trouble and Quebec (primarily french) is going the same way and has been called the Greece of Canada.....interesting....and of course Germany is a economic powerhouse of the EU.

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    1. Re:I'd love to see some numbers on this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Greece is in serious financial trouble and Quebec (primarily french) is going the same way and has been called the Greece of Canada.....interesting....and of course Germany is a economic powerhouse of the EU.

      You might want to check up on that. Germany isn't exactly rolling in money at the moment...

    2. Re:I'd love to see some numbers on this... by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      Because they gave it to the greeks. The Germany economy is the largest in the EU and the fourth largest in the world. I think you are the one who needs to check his facts.

    3. Re:I'd love to see some numbers on this... by trip23 · · Score: 1
      http://www.rte.ie/news/2012/0208/germany-business.html

      The full-year data place Germany as the world's number two exporter behind China which posted exports worth a total €1.43 billion and a trade surplus of €117 billion in 2011.

    4. Re:I'd love to see some numbers on this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they did that because they share a currency with Greece (that they championed), meaning their economic fortunes are inexorably linked with Greece's. If Greece defaults on their debt the Euro will probably fail and Germany will suffer heavily as a result. You can say that's not Germany's fault but the fact remains they willingly threw their lot in with multiple sovereign nations thereby opening themselves up to precisely this downfall. Not smart. Not good business.

    5. Re:I'd love to see some numbers on this... by beckett · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Germany is heavily dependant on its European neighbours to import what .de is exporting. Lets revisit this in 5 years after the Eurozone has been enfeebled through austerity measures and attrition. I'd be surprised if such a strong correlation between language and syntax will be drawn in the near future.

    6. Re:I'd love to see some numbers on this... by bennomatic · · Score: 5, Funny

      enfeebled

      I think the word you were looking for is de-embiggened.

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    7. Re:I'd love to see some numbers on this... by trip23 · · Score: 1

      Might well be that .de and the euro blows up, but germany still has a large industrial base compared to the uk and any other european country. let's revisit in five years. And while it's ontopic language and syntax has not much to do with it. .

    8. Re:I'd love to see some numbers on this... by mhelander · · Score: 2

      "Lets revisit this in 5 years..."

      You must be English or Greek! Successful Germans don't make that type of distinction between present and future - apparently it's how they stay so successful!

    9. Re:I'd love to see some numbers on this... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Virginia, Georgia, Pennsylvania, New York, and others also "threw their lot in with multiple sovereign nations thereby opening themselves up to precisely this downfall." Later on, some other sovereign nations named Texas and California joined in. Do you think that was a bad idea too?

      There's pros and cons to being part of an economic union or (one step further) federal republic. Cons: loss of sovereignty, tying your fate to other states so their screw-ups affect your economy greatly, etc. Pros: bigger economy overall, more efficiency in trading, stronger presence on world stage.

    10. Re:I'd love to see some numbers on this... by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 2
      I share a currency with my lazy feckless neighbours too. That doesnt mean the currency is doomed.

      It does, OTOH, mean that you are falling for the BS peddled by currency speculators.

      "Oh, lets short the Euro for a while so they get cheap - buy a whole bunch - and then allow people to wise up a bit". That is what speculators do. "If you are selling life jackets, it pays to rock the boat".

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    11. Re:I'd love to see some numbers on this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Greece defaults on their debt the Euro will fall 2% in value (that's Greece GDP / Eurozone GDP)? Greece is a poor, small member state, not one of the big fish.

    12. Re:I'd love to see some numbers on this... by Capitaine · · Score: 1

      TFA explains that English and Spanish are strong-FTR languages. French tenses being close to Spanish ones, I guess that French is also classified as strong-FTR. Therefore, you cannot conclude that it is due to the difference of languages, both being strong-FTR languages.

    13. Re:I'd love to see some numbers on this... by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      There's more to a successful union than just sharing a currency. The US has a strong federal government that can help individual states and individuals in states in case of trouble. For example, even in poorest states Social Security and Medicare are funded by the federal government so they are guaranteed to work.

      In Europe the central government simply doesn't exist.

    14. Re:I'd love to see some numbers on this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You clearly don't know what you're talking about.

    15. Re:I'd love to see some numbers on this... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The US has a strong federal government that can help individual states and individuals in states in case of trouble.

      You mean like when a giant hurricane hits? I call bullshit on this one. "can" and "will" are two very different things.

      For example, even in poorest states Social Security and Medicare are funded by the federal government so they are guaranteed to work.

      Just wait til a Republican gets elected next year and these programs are abruptly canceled, regardless of how much money you've paid into them with your FICA taxes.

  34. Ok, but I maintain my criticism by roguegramma · · Score: 1

    I'm not used to regression tests enough to comment on any particular regression coefficient in the tables.

    However, the data seems to be awfully clustered, see page 12. Of 76 countries considered there, fully 59 are rated low FTR(no future required). Most datasets like that would exhibit artifacts in the form of notable regression coefficients.

    In addition, I believe an expert in statistics would probably find that if you study such a dataset long enough, you will find some such correlations even if the dataset was generated randomly.

    The graph on page 19 looks convincing at first, but take away the outliers Luxemburg and Greece, Luxemburg because it is bascially a huge city where you can earn lots of money by being the head of a shady company that is used by rich Greeks to evade taxes, and Greece, where the state's financial situation is very bad.

    The next 8 countries basically take turns between low FTR and high FTR, it isn't much different for the next ten, and then it ends bascially in a block of low FTR

    Also, as mentioned in the paper, if data suggests that natives using compass directions know better where north is, why would languages discerning less between future and now work the other way around?

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  35. "Native Americans" not a very homogeneous group by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    ...or Native Americans, who don't exactly have a cultural perception of time at all, and tend to view time in consideration to the task at hand instead.

    Care to say which sociolinguistic group? Lumping all Native American cultures and languages together is about as helpful as saying " Europeans, who have a strong cultural perception of tuna fish sandwiches", or " Asians, who believe time flows from their belly buttons".

    North America is a continent. There are a *lot* of different people here. There are a *lot* of different cultures and languages here. Speaking broadly about the people native to this place, about all you can say conclusively is that they are native to this place. And at that, only "native" relative to the latecomers who began arriving in the late 1400s. Making sweeping claims that any group this large all shares the same temporal perspective immediately casts doubt on anything else you have to say.

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    1. Re:"Native Americans" not a very homogeneous group by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have native Americans in South America as well you insensitive clod.

  36. RTFA or, even, just TFS by DragonWriter · · Score: 3, Informative

    I believe him, but a sample size of three languages is not convincing at all.

    The sample size isn't 3 languages (the table of languages, familes, and how they were coded takes up most of 3 pages.) There are three specific examples noted in TFS, with the further note "(The study includes a broader swath of languages/nationalities, but that's a start.)"

  37. Ho logos . . . by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1
    Ho logos . . pleres charitos kai aletheas.

    (Roman transliteration of inscription on the scroll of the Northwestern University seal, excerpted form John 1:14 in the Christian New Testament)

    1. Re:Ho logos . . . by Devout2 · · Score: 1

      It's probably because of the strict adherence to christianity that even uneducated modern greeks can understand 4th century greek with ease. Churches still read the bible as it was originally written/translated in greek, and many priests and monks use as many ancient idioms as possible.

  38. German retail hours by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1
    Can't find a store open when you get off from work? Maybe it is because Germans are such wieners when it comes to enforcing "blue laws."

    How is anyone in Germany able to purchase anything they need, anyway, without skipping work?

    I am of Ausland-Slavic heritage, by the way, which gives me license to rag on Germans.

    1. Re:German retail hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just buy stuff from 9:00 AM to 8:00 PM, or on Saturdays (when most Germans usually don't work. If they do, they usually get a day off on mondays, so they can do shopping during that day, too).

      Germans usually buy stuff right after work (3:00 to 5:00 PM, we start quite early), and with stores being near busy roads and generally high fuel prices ($8 per gallon, if google doesn't fail me), it's quite an effective way to do your grocery shopping IMO.

      I disagree with the notion that we are paid "fair wages", btw. There is an increasing number of people who have to get money from the state even though they have a regular 40h/week job (paid overtime that you can often use to have more days off, too, at least 20 regular, paid vacation days + national holidays and "unlimited/3 months of" paid sick leave per year. This creates less problems than you might think, but I digress), and even people who get all their money from their employer often can't get a normal wage because they are scared about being fired if they demand a raise or start/join a union (this, of course, is illegal, but companies that do this often deal with the "weaker" parts of the population who might not be prepared to go to court or who can easily be driven out through minor, "normal" offenses)

      Getting back on a reply my your post: If Germany were to stop regulation on shopping hours, you'd possibly gain a little freedom (the freedom to choose when to go buy groceries), whereas the poor/weak would suffer greatly from reduced family time and general problems that come from having to work unregular hours. We just chose not to get in on that bad deal, as this pushes normal workers awfully close to the term "wage slave".

    2. Re:German retail hours by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      dunno, the times I was to Germany, which aren't that many, it didn't seem like it was too hard to get anything you wanted really.

      I mean, fuck. they don't sell questionable porno and chilled jagermeister with shot glasses at 24h walmarts, but they do at german gas stations!

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    3. Re:German retail hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you work nightshifts or something?
      Most stores are open from 7 to 22, 21 at the least.

  39. There's a book that purports to revive the debate. by SomePoorSchmuck · · Score: 1
    Cool coincidince -- just yesterday I checked out this book from my local library:
    Through the language glass: why the world looks different in other languages
    By Guy Deutscher

    (GoogleBooks Preview).

    From the introduction:

    In the pages to follow, however, I will try to convince you, probably against your initial intuition, and certainly against the fashionable academic view of today, that the answer to the questions above [e.g. “Can different languages lead their speakers to different thoughts and perceptions”] is – yes. In this plaidoyer for culture, I will argue that cultural differences are reflected in language in profound ways, and that a growing body of reliable scientific research provides solid evidence that our mother tongue can affect how we think and how we perceive the world. But before you relegate this book to the crackpot shelf, next to last year’s fad-diet recipes and the How to Bond with Your Goldfish manual, I give you my solemn pledge that we will not indulge in groundless twaddle of any kind. We shall not be imposing monistic views on any universes, we shall not soar to such loft questions as which languages have more “esprit,” nor shall we delve into the mysteries of which cultures are more “profound.” The problems that will occupy us in this book are of a very different kind.

    I've only gotten 10 pages in so I'm not sure what his foundation will rest on, but the author has a precise and smooth writing style that promises to make the book an enjoyable read -- which is often a toss-up in nonfiction even when you're very interested in the topic.

    I took some linguistics classes in college, and I remember learning about the Sapir-Worf Hypothesis, which the professor explained with obvious contempt. I've also read some of the work of both Pinker and Chomsky, and honestly, as persuasive and brilliant as both those men are, I never was convinced that there isn't a link between a group's native language toolset and the resulting thought process which might tend to be used to solve a problem such as differentiating between concepts or assigning priority or order to objects.

    Furthermore, in this decade we have seen research indicating that native speakers of tonal languages may be more likely to develop the musical skill known as "perfect pitch". (Short version here). If the very tonal structure of a language can dramatically shape the brain's ability to acquire/process/interpret/sort tones in general, can we so easily scoff at the possibility that the semantic structure of a language might shape the brain's ability to acquire/process/interpret/sort concepts in general?

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  40. Part of "reading ahead" is shared context by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    coincidentally 'reading the sitaution/atmosphere' seems to be a common metaphor that is used/practiced in the japanese culture.

    Part of this is historical -- Japanese culture has had more time free of invaders and foreign influences, and more time to hunker down and let stereotypes blossom into full-blown cultural shorthand. Stereotypes are often derided in the US as something to be avoided, partly because the steady flow of immigrants from all over the world pretty much guarantees that a stereotype that applies to one group will be wildly off the mark with another. But when the whole village / city / country has grown up there, sometimes for generations out of mind, there's a lot of shared context, and a lot that you can get across without having to spell it out. That's one of the big reasons that gaijin are such a spanner in the works -- we don't fit the existing cultural constructs. It also means there's more to learn and less forgiveness with regard to cultural literacy -- "well, you're just supposed to know that's how it works!" was a common refrain when my wife and I (both born and raised in the US) ran into things at our workplace that didn't make sense to us.

    If you're interested in Japanese mores and how parts of the culture still function, I very highly recommend Ruth Benedict's book, The Chrysanthemum and the Sword . It was published just after WWII, but much of what it describes is still applicable to modern Japanese culture. One dynamic that's particularly odd for Westerners is the concept of indebtedness: basically reverse karma, where doing something good for someone when they're down is seen as taking advantage of them, because now they owe you. The only people outside of this indebtedness social construct are people acting in an official uniformed capacity. No matter how much Red Cross first-aid training you have, it's considered completely inappropriate for you to help at an accident scene -- unless you are in uniform. Anyway, give Benedict's book a read.

    Cheers,

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  41. Just use the while .. break device by roguegramma · · Score: 1

    Left out of the fun because GOTO isn't allowed in your programming language? Unwilling to use GOTO because it affects health negatively? Do not worry, we have a 4 step program to help you!
    step1();
    do{
    step2();
    if(condition()) break;
    step3();
    }while(false);
    step4();

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    1. Re:Just use the while .. break device by JonySuede · · Score: 1

      step1();
      step2();
      if(!condition())
        step3();
      step4();

      now if it were a while true, the following construct would be justified
      step1();

      for(step2();condition();step2())
        step3();

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  42. I skimmed the PDF, and it means by roguegramma · · Score: 1

    I think the difference the pdf sees between German and English is that when someone asks you what you will do today, in German it is fine to say "Ich gehe ins Theater", leaving the listener to decide whether the future is meant, while in English you are supposed to say "I will go to the theatre".

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    1. Re:I skimmed the PDF, and it means by Moochman · · Score: 1

      In English you can just as easily say "I'm going to the theatre", with the same level of ambiguity. It's amazing how easily TFA is debunked.

  43. How about Russian? by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 1

    When I studied some Russian as an undergrad I was intrigued by the way that Russian applies the perfect/imperfect concept to the future, as well as to the past. How does this affect Russians and how they view the future?

    I'm also reminded of how important the subjunctive mood is in Spanish. Not that it affects perceptions of the future (mañana, anybody?), but the whole cultural thing that even when you actually say "This is so...", the implication is more like "God willing that it be so..."

    ...laura

  44. Reminds me of this I came across by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  45. I failed england by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    england was a unpossible to learn class of school

  46. Dubious linguistic claims by Canjo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a professional linguist I'm concerned about the linguistic analysis of English in this paper. The author claims that German does not have explicit future marking, while English does. He uses examples like:
    "Morgen regnet es" --German, literally "it rains tomorrow", with no future tense marker
    "It will rain tomorrow" -- English, with the future tense marker
    He argues that the explicit future tense marking causes speakers to treat future events differently and thus damages savings or whatever. The statistical analysis in this paper looks pretty good to me, though I'm not familiar with the way economics people report linear regressions so it'll take more time to evaluate that. But the statistical analysis is no good if the linguistic analysis it's based on is wrong. Garbage in, garbage out.

    The problem is that languages don't exclusively use or neglect to use future tense markers. For instance in German, you could use a future tense marker, as in "es wird regnen" (literally, it will rain). BUT you drop the future tense marker if you have a word like "tomorrow" that makes it obvious that the event is in the future, like "morgen regnet es" (tomorrow it rains). All languages make use of a variety of different patterns to mark future tense.

    In English there is a similar pattern to German, for instance. People will very frequently say things like "I'm teaching tomorrow" or "I'm grabbing donuts with my friend tomorrow morning." The author ignores this, although it is very common in English usage, and even though it is a direct counterexample to his purported classification of English. He claims that English MUST mark future explicitly by pointing out that we don't say things like "I listen to a lecture"--but the problem with that sentence is NOT that it doesn't mark future; the problem is that we use the progressive in English contexts, and we could very easily say "I'm listening to a lecture tomorrow, so I won't be able to come to your party" or similar.

    It turns out English and German have pretty much the same pattern of future tense marking. Maybe English speakers use explicit tense marking more than German speakers do, but that's a quantitative difference, which is ignored in this paper in favor of arbitrary categorizations.

    If this fellow is so ignorant about the language he's writing in, how much can we trust his judgments about other languages? Or rather, how much can we trust him to be sufficiently critical of the linguistic categorizations that he's looking at, or to know what they really mean? Yes, his data was based on "expert" linguistic sources, but linguists are also prone to this kind of miscategorization, and are very often more driven by a need to make languages conform to certain modern theories than by a desire to make a legitimate description; furthermore the people writing about these languages are all operating according to DIFFERENT DEFINITIONS and different theoretical frameworks, a problem I have to deal with just about every day in my work.

    tl;dr It looks like the author has given almost no thought to the lack of soundness in the linguistic categorizations he uses, even though his system breaks down in the very examples he cites. I don't think he knows what he's talking about.

    1. Re:Dubious linguistic claims by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1

      In English there is a similar pattern to German, for instance. People will very frequently say things like "I'm teaching tomorrow" or "I'm grabbing donuts with my friend tomorrow morning."

      Well, the latter of those might well explain the health differences.

    2. Re:Dubious linguistic claims by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Reading your evaluation, I think I have to agree. This guy seems to be deciding language classification more based on it conforming to his model, rather than actually some objective measurement. So, basically, of course his regressions and statistics are going to bear out... he basically chose his classifications to be sure!

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    3. Re:Dubious linguistic claims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a professional linguist I'm concerned about the linguistic analysis of English in this paper ... The problem is that languages don't exclusively use or neglect to use future tense markers ... All languages make use of a variety of different patterns to mark future tense ... Maybe English speakers use explicit tense marking more than German speakers do,

      I distilled your essential points. Firstly, as the first reply pointed out, some languages have no patterns (besides context) to mark future tense. For example most Asian languages lack 'tense' - if you take tense to mean conjugation of verbs. They lack any conjugation of verbs. A few auxiliary verbs. A couple lack those too.

      The next question is whether lacking such tenses or other markers represents a deficiency. What do we really mean when we're talking about the future. Often it's just a notion - we're talking about a hope or a feeling or bet. The languages without the markers might put more careful stress, or give clues, about when/why something will happen - because they must - for example by adding time markers into the context - or by adding clues such as "i hope", "it has been ordered". You can say in English: "the police will be here in five minutes". That uses a lovely tense marker that the author stresses so much. But why will they be here in five minutes? It could be because somebody just called them, because they come here at this time every day, it could be just the imagination of someone hoping to deter a would-be crime. Those languages without the markers will be forced to specify the when/why and it could be those speakers, conversely, who are more interested in the future.

  47. German by aepervius · · Score: 1

    German don't make a strong difference between present and future ? What did that guy smoke. There is as much difference as in english language. Ich werde morgen essen, und ich esse jetzt have quite a marked difference, about as much as I will eat tomorrow, and I am eating now. Or for the example he cited , Ich werde zu eine Seminar gehen. Heck his first sentence in the paper is wrong. You can both say Morgen regnet es , und es wird morgen regnen. This guy is compeltely off base. This is utter nonsense.

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  48. What a steaming pile of bullshit by sirwired · · Score: 2

    Currently Germany is currently in a time of relative economic prosperity. Greece (which has retained more-or-less the same language for thousands of years) is not. English corresponds to a fairly large collection of countries that have little to do with each other. At least four of the countries are doing okay (UK, Canada, USA, New Zealand, and Australia) while many of the others (mainly former English colonies) are not. (Some of the former colonies (i.e. Bermuda) are doing fine.)

    If this so-called "study" had been done during post WWI, we'd have to conclude that speakers of German were getting the ever-living crap kicked out of them.

    If we spread the B.S. analysis out a few centuries, we'd come to the conclusion at various times that Chinese, Greek, Hebrew, Arabic, Latin, Aramaic, Japanese, Sumerian, Sanskrit, etc. was the "best" language for prosperity. (And I'm sure I've missed a few)

    1. Re:What a steaming pile of bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hebrew and Aramaic don't belong on that list. Farsi does, though, as does Egyptian. Not sure about Japanese, they won a war with Russia in the modern era but mostly stuck to their islands.

    2. Re:What a steaming pile of bullshit by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Hebrew's doing quite well these days: Israel's had a strong economy for decades now.

  49. Bollox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This kind of theory resurfaces every now and again amongst the literati who can't do research properly. Linguists dismissed the generative role of language decades ago - concept comes first, expression comes second, and this is never violated. This is one of the few things Orwell is credited with getting wrong (and he was a Linguist) - Newspeak would have no effect on peoples thought processes, and would also turn into a Pigin then a Creole quite quickly. Language doesnt control your mind, prevailing concepts and a Status Quo control your mind, language is just a conveyor and nothing else. For examle Sir Humphrey Appleby couching all his persuasive passive-aggressive little demands in sugary language - its not the language that does the persuading, its the fact that he appears to be both a figure of authority, a knowledge authority, and a reasonable man: all false assumptions. For those who haven't brushed with Linguistics much, particularly some of the very subtle concepts therein such as we are discussing here, I can highly recommend the famous "Linguistics At Large", it tops out at 1970 but very little has changed in the science since. It is a very good introduction.

  50. Bad study is bad by Jeeeb · · Score: 2

    Australia, Canada and New Zealand all have lower smoking rates, lower levels of alcohol consumption and longer life expectancy than Germany. This is despite all three having large indigenous populations in significantly worse health than the general population. Australia and Canada also have a higher GDP per capita (PPP or nominal) and a higher GNI per capita.

    Further, while the German household savings rate is certainly higher than Australia, Canada and New Zealand, German government debt levels are also significantly higher. Additionally, I'm not sure about Canada and New Zealand but low household savings rates in Australia can be explained much better by non-language factors:
    1. Australians save by investing in property. The tax structure and government incentives favor investment in property over saving. Generally this means going into debt for a significant period to later come out on top.
    2. Australia has government mandated private pension (aka. superannuation). All employers must pay an amount equivalent to 9% of an employees wage into a fund nominated by the employee. Assuming that this money would have otherwise gone to the employee, this means all Australians by government mandate save about 8.25% (0.9/1.09) of their wages without it appearing on the household savings rate.

    To expand beyond Germany, Japanese is also an FTR language, yet smoking rates are also significantly higher in Japan. Japanese generally have a low tolerance for alcohol so drinking rates are lower. Life expectancy is slightly longer, although Australian males now have a longer life expectancy than Japanese males. Further, Japan doesn't have a large indigenous population in significantly worse health than the general population, which alone is probably enough to account for the slight overall difference.

    While Japanese household savings rates are high, Japanese government debt is extremely high. Further the Japanese practice of withholding wages, and then paying them as a block bonus also probably promotes saving. Additionally the utter insufficiency of, and imminent collapse of the Japanese pension system is also probably promoting saving.

    1. Re:Bad study is bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about actual studies of drinking rates/alcohol tolerance, but have you ever BEEN to Japan? I realize that first hand observations can sometimes go against actual data, but the entire country is practically one giant bar. Pretty much the only place that doesn't sell booze here is McDonalds (even Burger Kind serves booze).

      The only real noticeable difference between the Japanese and Australians in their drinking habits is that the Japanese will actually dispose of their bottles/cans properly, whearas Australians (At least in Sydney, Brisbane is fairly clean) will throw their bottles and cans anywhere they feel like it. ;)

      Yeah, this isn't exactly scientific data, but I would be really surprised to find drinking rates in Japan to be low. I would maybe even suspect some studies regarding that to be poorly conducted or based entirely on self-reporting. (Note, I am not trying to say that the Japanese are bad or alcoholics because of it, just comparing my experiences from the US, Canada, Australia and Japan together, I've never been to Germany so I can't comment on them).

    2. Re:Bad study is bad by Jeeeb · · Score: 1

      I don't know about actual studies of drinking rates/alcohol tolerance, but have you ever BEEN to Japan? I realize that first hand observations can sometimes go against actual data, but the entire country is practically one giant bar. Pretty much the only place that doesn't sell booze here is McDonalds (even Burger Kind serves booze).

      Yes I've been living and working in Japan for a number of years and can speak Japanese... Alcohol is very easily available here but a lot of people have low tolerance for it and will stick to one or two drinks. That's not to say they're the majority but at any work party there will be people who will stick to tea, or just sip a drink. It's not uncommon to meet people who will be drunk after a single drink, especially women. Plenty of restaurants are able to offer all you can drink services because they can be fairly certain that in any group there will be people who will not have more than one or two drinks.

      Specifically, Wikipedia suggests that alcohol consumption in Australia is about 25% higher than Japan. German consumption is a further 20% or so higher than Australia.

      South Koreans on the other hand.... now they can drink!

    3. Re:Bad study is bad by qwak23 · · Score: 1

      So after doing some digging, I found something that seems interesting to me (btw, I'm the above AC with the slightly obnoxious comment ;) ). I referenced the article on wikipedia that you mentioned, and from there went to the original report. There are a couple charts in there that assess drinking habits by country as opposed to total consumption per capita. For one, they assigned a score for risky drinking patterns and Japan was even with the US and higher than western Europe (granted that kind of scale does seem a bit arbitrary to me). The next one was the prevalence of heavy episodic drinking among males, in this category Japan was actually higher than the US and western Europe (prevelance amongst women follows, however it is very low for almost all regions). I would imagine that this could possibly account for the difference in our observations (I also have been living and working in Japan for several years, though my Japanese skills are limited to basic conversation and roughly 300 kanji).

      Additionally, I totally agree about the South Koreans ;)

  51. East Timor by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    I wonder if a society would actually decide to change their language if there was sufficient evidence that it hinders their cultural development.
    When they got independent some years ago, the government of East Timor had to choose which would be their national language. They could choose among Portuguese (the language of the colonial power until 1975, spoken by old literate people), Indonesian (the language of the recent enemy and occupier), English (the language of the Australian big friends) or Tetum (a local language spoken by some but not all the Timorese).

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  52. If you're fat, broke and smoking... by epp_b · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...I'd suggest blaming yourself.

    1. Re:If you're fat, broke and smoking... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      at least then you know where the fucking money went, double so if you're in a hangover.

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    2. Re:If you're fat, broke and smoking... by jduhls · · Score: 1

      ...I'd suggest blaming yourself.

      ...and continue to vote republican. /ducks /flamebait

    3. Re:If you're fat, broke and smoking... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Its not about blame. It's about why we need to be trained to think about the futures on a every moment basis. Not thinking long term about every decision leads to decisions that have long term negative effects.

      Why do we make the decisions that make us over eat?

      The brain isn't some mystical thing. It's a chemical factory. Simply saying 'Take responsibility' dismisses what is actual going on.

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  53. Haben Sie Kindermuffins? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jamming Damen mit meinem Panzer-Flöte!

  54. Tomorrow never happens by Beeftopia · · Score: 1

    "Tomorrow never happens. It's all the same fucking day, man." - Janis Joplin

  55. Arbecht macht frie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..which part of "fat, broke, and smoking" applied in 1942 ?

    (Not intended to be darkly humorous, just disgusted with what passes for academics theses days...)

  56. Asian perspectives by jginspace · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Interesting observations. Using some examples from my neck of the woods, I'd say it could be mixed up with agriculture and migration patterns.

    Vietnamese is very strongly future-typed. No tenses but an auxiliary verb 'se' = 'will' which appears in front of the verb. It is used even when the word 'tomorrow' or 'this evening' appears in the sentence. Vietnamese are famous for their over-indulgence in alcohol and coffee, although culturally they're savers (in the form of gold or ornaments). Oh, and they're atrocious drivers. (And there's a Catholic influence - sin now, confess later.)

    Thai is even more strongly future-typed, in that their word for 'will' ('ja') takes even more precedence in the sentence - eg "ja mai pai Pantip" - "I will not go to Pantip". Thais are known for their moderation in most areas and they're characterized as undisciplined when it comes to wealth/savings. But they do drive well. Talk about Thai attitudes and most foreign observers will sum up with "mai pen rai" ("no worries").

    Both the Thais and Vietnamese are rice-growing societies who recently migrated (the Thais much more recently) from China, where they're very loose with future markers.

    Contrast with the Malays. Spoken Malay has no future typing - they rely on words like 'tomorrow'. Their society is characterized by its indifference to planning and saving, feasting today, forget tomorrow. Not very organized agriculturally. They're also an island race - perhaps best not to think too much about the future when you're getting into that boat and you can see nothing on the horizon (but a full belly will help).

    1. Re:Asian perspectives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and they're atrocious drivers. (And there's a Catholic influence - sin now, confess later.)

      Another thing about the Vietnamese: Watch the news on VN TV - 80% of the stories are about things that will happen in the future. Something being built. The police will catch more criminals. Production will soar. Bumper harvest.

      They're also an island race - perhaps best not to think too much about the future when you're getting into that boat and you can see nothing on the horizon (but a full belly will help).

      I guess something good to smoke would help a lot too.

  57. Re:There's a book that purports to revive the deba by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1

    Furthermore, in this decade we have seen research indicating that native speakers of tonal languages may be more likely to develop the musical skill known as "perfect pitch". (Short version here). If the very tonal structure of a language can dramatically shape the brain's ability to acquire/process/interpret/sort tones in general, can we so easily scoff at the possibility that the semantic structure of a language might shape the brain's ability to acquire/process/interpret/sort concepts in general?

    Are you assuming here that the tonal structure of the language is shaping the brain, rather than the brain shaping whether the language is tonal or not? It's possible that genes that affect brain development can predispose populations towards tonal or non-tonal languages; could those genes also affect the ability to develop perfect pitch? (I.e., "A correlates with B" does not ipso facto imply "A causes B"; B could cause A, or C could cause both A and B.)

  58. Healthy Ethiopians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amharic makes basically no grammatical distinction between the present and the future. Certainly less of one than German, which actually has a future tense even if it's not always used. So, I guess Ethiopians should be the healthiest people on the planet. Maybe at least it explains why they're skinny.

  59. Native South Americans generally called indíg by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    We have native Americans in South America as well you insensitive clod.

    Sure. Except they're generally called indígenos, or in English "indigenous peoples", whereas the term "Native American" in general English speech refers more often to North American groups, and more specifically to groups in the United States. In Canada, the native groups are called "First Nations", for instance.

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  60. Future tense by theshibboleth · · Score: 1

    So I've been taught in linguistics classes that there isn't really such a thing as a future tense--all verbs are either present or past. E.g. is/was seem related but are will/would (present/past) really the same thing? shall/should is similar to will/would but if we're arguing that shall is future then what the heck is the present tense of shall?

  61. Trivial invalidation by yabHuj · · Score: 1

    First, his linguistic analysis is broken (esp. the German vs. English one) - but others posted that earlier.

    A simple (in)validation / common sense check should have taken place before running off too far - unfortunately it did not happen:

    Ireland and US/UK speak (nearly) the same language - English. Yet they are on the (extreme) opposite sides of the scale, with Australia, New Zealand and Canada spread in between.

    Switzerland, Austria and Germany (and partially Luxembourg, and with some bending Netherlands too) speak German (Dutch is close). All these countries are spread over the scale, too (even if to a lesser extent).

    Silimar with French: Luxembourg (in parts), Switzerland (in parts), Belgium, Canada (Quebec) and France are spread, too.

    Similar with Italian in Switzerland (top third) and Italy (lower third).

    Similar Spanish: Chile in the top third, Mexico right in the middle, Spain in the 3rd Quarter.

  62. Swiss languages by imevil · · Score: 1

    Coming from Switzerland and having so fun every time I go to a different canton having to adjust to a new dialect, I wonder where he got the data for the FTR. From my experience:

    - there is no Swiss German (or maybe he's talking about Zürich German)
    - Swiss Italians speak regular italian, with a strong accent, and they don't know how to use verbs (some even to the extent of just using present, 2 pasts, and conditional)
    - Swiss French differs from French only in minor ways

    And a link for you to listen to a song in different languages (mostly German variants): http://www.bodowartke.de/liebesliedgenerator/llg_flash_2009.php

    1. Re:Swiss languages by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      Swiss German is normally used to describe the German dialect spoken in Switzerland. For more detail http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schweizerdeutsch (German) or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_German (English). So I guess he is referring to that dialect.

    2. Re:Swiss languages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He wanted to say that there is not ONE Swiss German. The dialects of some cantons are hardly mutually intelligible unless people make an effort to be understood. The fact that the enormous differences between the dialects (which do not affect pronunciation alone, but grammar and even declension) are not taken into account at all goes to show that the author of the study does not really know what he is writing about, when it comes to the actual linguistic data he bases his theory on.

  63. Merde by TheTruthIs · · Score: 1

    I'm french, now it all makes sense.

  64. Nit.Picking. by oDDmON+oUT · · Score: 1

    ""A Yale researcher says that culture differences [ Missing verb? ] how much..."

    I.E.
    A Yale researcher says that culture differences influence how much
    or
    A Yale researcher says that culture differences affect how much
    or
    A Yale researcher says that culture differences determine how much
    or
    Well, you get the idea, and I know it's /. and grammar doesn't trump content, but still...

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  65. Wealth by prefec2 · · Score: 1

    When his assumption is true, than Germany is a strange country. While South Germany was in past centuries poor now it is richer and now the north is poorer. As the different German dialects do have different vocabulary and grammar, there must have been a big change between in language. However, that is not true.

    I would rather accept an argument, that culture and religion (which is a part of culture and reflects and influences culture) have a big impact on the behavior and the relationship towards goods, money and social security. For example, the health in continental European countries especially former west European countries is better than in the US as these countries have a general health-care system and the countries are relatively wealthy. While the US does not have such an health-care system (even though US-citizens pay more than twice as much as European citizens the US does not have healthcare for everyone). Other English spoken countries like India or South Africa (yes they have other languages beside English) are not that wealthy for known historical reasons.

  66. why don't people realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that correlation does not imply causality?

  67. Gesundsprache by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It IS true. I used to live in Greece. Well, you know how it is. Look what our language caused us: Severe economic crisis.

    In Crete (big greek island) they speak a dialect. It's Greek alright but with a much heavier accent. Therefore they have the higher life expectancy all over Europe.

    So, language do matters.

    Now I am in Germany. I speak German most of the time. I am definitely taller, blonder, richer more athletic and have lost a couple of kgr. Eating Schweinshaxrl, Wurst and Kalbsbraten all day long, instead of fish, veggies and olive oil doesn't affect my health a bit. On the contrary. And if you think that this is all...wait till I get really fluent! I'll send you photos of me Greek speaking and after and see for yourself.

  68. Special languages by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    In Delany's Babel-17, you become an unaware saboteur just for learning an artificial language. There are languages that have no word for time, or for big numbers, maybe even for fun. That aren't just different ways to express yourself, but how you see reality.

  69. Language influences thought by cs668 · · Score: 1

    Personally I can say that I view problems differently depending on what language I am thinking in. So, I have always though language effects how you approach things. Hell my daughter even tells me that I can sing better in German( she says I can match pitch in German and not in English ). So, I think it even effects perception not just thought.

    But, I think this article misses the boat by saying certain constructs don't exist in English or Germany - because they do. I think it is more about popular use, so how do you make that sort of statement accurately about any number of languages. Still an interesting read though.

  70. Disappointed by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

    I came here for Hitchhikers Guide references, left disappointed.

  71. Re:Native South Americans generally called ind by geekoid · · Score: 1

    I assumed be meant Clovis~

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