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A Look At Microsoft's 'Mini Internet' For Testing IE

MrSeb writes "With the grandiose bluster that only an aging juggernaut can pull off, Microsoft has detailed the Internet Explorer Performance Lab and its extraordinary efforts to ensure IE9 is competitive and IE10 is the fastest browser in the world. Here are a few bullet points: 128 test computers, 20,000 tests per day, over 850 metrics analyzed, 480GB of runtime data per day, and a granularity of just 100 nanoseconds. The data is reported to 11 server-class (16-core, 16GB of RAM) computers, and the data is stored on a 24-core, 64GB SQL server. The 'mini internet' has content servers, DNS servers, and network emulators (to model various different latencies, throughputs, packet loss)."

241 comments

  1. Could use the real internet eh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why not just use the real internet?

    1. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by weszz · · Score: 5, Informative

      They wanted to account for any kind of lag, so by having it all in house and disconnected from even their internal network, they have control over all variables so everything is equal.

      They did this post on their blog yesterday http://blogs.msdn.com/b/b8/

    2. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by greichert · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because you can not have reproducable results on the real Internet. Only a fake one, where eveyrthing is controlled and reproducable, can be used for testing and making sure some settings do not make the browser slower.

    3. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real internet cannot provide consistent tests. You can't choose your latency on the internet...

    4. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by slartibartfastatp · · Score: 0

      No one else have a mini internet - so this way, nobody could contest their results.

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    5. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They wanted to account for any kind of lag, so by having it all in house and disconnected from even their internal network, they have control over all variables so everything is equal.

      They did this post on their blog yesterday http://blogs.msdn.com/b/b8/

      They care about it so they created a genuine imitation of the real thing.

      Honestly, I'd go at some of the pages I have to each day, which are ludicrous in their use of content and scripting - web developers just pick up and drop widgets all over the place, never a look toward what impact it has on the page being interpreted or used on the receiving end. I know I've got a bad one when I hear the processor fan kick in for a stinkin' web page!!!

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    6. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by weszz · · Score: 3, Informative

      they never do say what kind of sites, just that they are sanitized and are real world web pages... but if you are comparing IE to itself or Chrome or FF, whatever site you use should be similar in speeds, except for ones that detect clients and do different things...

      "Content servers are web servers that stand in for the millions of web hosts on the Internet. Each content server hosts real world web pages that have been captured locally. The captured pages go through a process we refer to as sanitization, where we tweak portions of the web content to ensure reproducible determinism. For example, JavaScript Date functions or Math.Random() calls will be replaced with a static value. Additionally, the dynamic URLs created by ad frameworks are locked to the URL that was first used by the framework.

      After sanitization, content is served similarly to static content through an ISAPI filter that maps a hash of the URL to the content, allowing instantaneous lookup. Each web server is a 16-core machine with 16GB of RAM to minimize variability and ensure that content is in memory (no disk access required).

      Content servers can also host dynamic web apps like Outlook Web Access or Office Web Apps. In these cases, the application server and any multi-tier dependencies are hosted on dedicated servers in the lab, just like real world environments."

    7. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by liquidsin · · Score: 1, Insightful

      they don't want all those fancy test clients to be picking up the latest in drive-by syphilis; even microsoft knows better than to go on the real internet with explorer.

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    8. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, but how then will the performance tweaks made to IE result in a better 'real usage' experience for the user? The user won't be in that mininet.

    9. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by gorzek · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, there must be some conspiracy! Microsoft couldn't possibly want to make a good browser! They must have ulterior motives!

    10. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You have to figure out what the variables that you have problems with in real world usage, before you can start optimising your product to account for them.
      There has to be iterative cycles of real world, then fake internet testing to really make it work well.
      It would also help if you were able to test your competition alogn the same lines.

      I additionally wonder if they are accouting for all of the different behavious of all of the various webservers out there. If they are only testing agianst iis, well, that's not very good.

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    11. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because that would be somewhat unscientific. A lab setting is controllable and you would be able to trigger and know where latency is coming from and how to correct certain behaviors in software. With the real internet, it's anyone's guess where lag is coming from.

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    12. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft, like pretty much any company, doesn't want to make good products. Or useful products. They want to make profitable products. You are lucky if you find a union of "good" and "profitable" that is fit for your purposes.

    13. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by gorzek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, what's going to make anyone use a Microsoft browser? They've been losing market share for ages because their browsers suck. How do they get people back? Make a good browser. Your argument might mean something if Microsoft sold IE as a standalone product, but they don't. It costs nothing (in terms of cash coming straight out of your pocket) to switch browsers, and users are notoriously not fond of switching. Since you can't count on your competitors' products to be lousy, you can only compete by making yours better. The browser market is about as Darwinistic as a software market could be.

    14. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be a major liability for one, putting an untested web browser out there to go and download everything the internet has to offer. Thanks for infecting our testing center, Urist McIntern.

    15. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      Hopefully they are able to create scenarios that are similar to the ones that occur in the real Internet.

    16. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would reverse that...

      Do the internal testing in a known setting, so changing one function you can test its speed now vs before the change to see if it was a good one under ideal conditions, or if it slowed things down.

      Once you have your internal code set you can go against the great unknown winding tube.

      They said they do have some things in place to replicate real world conditions, but in the phase they are talking about you need to know what caused the slowdown to address it instead of hoping to replicate the same condition in the wild so you can see if you fixed it against some guy down the hall streaming something...

    17. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by smelch · · Score: 2

      If real world users have a problem when their latency is too high, or too low or too medium, they use the mininet to set up that situation, find the issues, and fix them. They aren't running these tests to get statistics on IE performance in the wild for the average user, they're doing it to get statistics on how it performs in specific situations, and trying to get those stats as good as possible so each user has the best possible experience for their specific circumstances.

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    18. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by cjeze · · Score: 2

      IE 9 is actually not bad.I am surprised how well they did it!

    19. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by gorzek · · Score: 1

      That's what I hear, but there's also what I said about people not liking to switch. :)

      I'll stick with Chrome until I hear something is much, much better, or Chrome gets much, much worse. Same thing happened when I originally used Netscape (turned to shit around version 4.5), then IE (turned to shit around version 6), then Firefox (I forget when it went to hell, but then I jumped to Chrome.)

    20. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by Phlow · · Score: 2

      If you wonder about that, you must be wondering if their entire team that put this together is chock full of morons. Seriously, I think a little more credit is due here.

    21. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by what2123 · · Score: 1

      One of the screenshots showed load times of URL's. I saw one was online.wsj.com. If you ask me the WallStreet Journal site is one the the worst sites to load due the the amount of crap they try to shove onto it.

    22. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by htomc42 · · Score: 2

      So, how many of those "content servers" with captured real world web pages, are dedicated to porn? (hey, not joking- that -does- make up a huge percentage of traffic)

    23. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the way you didn't say "Opera" in your chain of browsers used...

    24. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by slartibartfastatp · · Score: 1

      Well, it's generally a good thing when experiments are descriptive enough to be reproducible by other parties. For what I saw, it's pratically impossible to reproduce this mini-internet, and would be extremelly expensive. The internet, on the other hand, is there.
      And it takes more than one company or person to make a conspiracy.

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    25. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by gutnor · · Score: 2

      Well duh ! That is one the major reason you create that kind of lab in the first place: you found something in the real world then you craft a similar scenario in the lab and make that part of either your test case, or benchmark. Obviously part of the crafting the scenario is to make sure that it behaves the same as in the real world. Other uses include debugging, analysis of edge cases (i.e. stuff difficult to find the real world, or stuff that does not yet exist)

      Considering the renewed competition on the browser market, I don't think we can doubt that Microsoft is indeed benchmarking the other browser in its lab. You can also bet that they are running the major benchmark, and doing plenty of real tests. Just because MS is a shitty company burden by a country-level bureaucracy does not mean that they would screw up something obvious like that.

      What is really noteworthy, is how far they committed to IE. They could have dropped the ball and just created a half decent me too browser cheaply from webkit just to please granma and IT.

    26. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by smooth+wombat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      web developers just pick up and drop widgets all over the place,

      Rule #2 of IT that should never be broken: Never let a web designer design your web page.

      Giving free reign to a web designer to design a web site is like giving a two year-old a Faberge egg.

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    27. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 0

      Yes, I am wondering if they are all morons. No, I do not think more credit is due. Many compaines screw this up, badly.

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    28. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Thankfully, I don't use anything on the merit of "well, it doesn't suck too badly."

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    29. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's because he didn't use it.

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    30. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      Catch-22 if IE10 loads those pages faster than anyone else:

      Microsoft will be ridiculed for finishing the task too quickly.

    31. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This way they will get repeatable tests?

    32. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firefox is good again. Consistently getting better in versions 7 through 10. I was a devout Chrome user but, ironically, the memory usage of Chrome is now terrible compared to Firefox, at least on OSX.

    33. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by gorzek · · Score: 1

      As noted in other posts, Microsoft wouldn't be able to predict the behavior of the general Internet, and therefore not have repeatable results. The results only need to be repeatable by Microsoft for their own testing. It's not like they are trying to prove a scientific theory here, they're trying to improve a product through aggregate testing and quantitative measurements. Hard to make good quantitative measurements when there are variables you can't easily account for, hence their own private, custom-designed Internet.

    34. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by gorzek · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I've used it (briefly) but just didn't care for it over and above Chrome. I do, however, use Opera Mini on my Android phone.

    35. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      The solution is simple. Open source IE10, let us non m$ folks make useful suggestions. Another idea is let libreOffice/Chrome/Firefox/Safari/Opera/Amaya/mySQL/inkScape/Linux keep right on marching. Which leads to an interesting seg-way, "What's a Trillion Dollors worth, if you can't spend it?"

    36. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      m$ doesn't need faster loading pages for that.

    37. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by Bengie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Probably an evolving tick-tock setup between real and test.

      Step1. Performance Test App against real world
      Step2. Document Real world issues
      Step3. Create test environment to run your issue cases against
      Step4. Optimize app against test environment
      Step5. Goto Step1, adding any new cases

      Steps 1 and 2 can happen independent of 3 and 4. Step5 is just to make the logic seem serial.

    38. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by symbolset · · Score: 1

      The "Network emulator" is probably a device like the Network Nightmare. These are devices configurable to insert various amounts of lag, jitter, dropped packets and so on. I use one of these now and then.

      It would surprise me if they didn't also do some testing with VMs on the real Internet just clicking away at everything - and then take the VM offline and do checksums on all the files to see if they've been compromised. And also run some fuzzing attacks. And also a few teams of grey-hats competing to exploit the browser. It takes all those things and more to make a secure browser any more.

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    39. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Just making a good browser isn't going to do it. The current Microsoft strategy involves fragmenting their browser customers across three platforms. IE 6, 7 or 8 for XP users, IE 8 or 9 for Vista and W7 users, IE9 or 10 for Windows Phone / Win 8 / WoA users. And the next version of Windows beyond will probably have a special version of IE all to itself. They will do this to get their OS customers to "move along" to the next version - but it makes the developer side of the problem intractable: these browsers are not compatible with the same types of content and don't even render the same bog-standard HTML4 and CSS the same way let alone execute Javascript compatibly. To make it worse the server-side tools to develop for and serve web apps to these different customers are now mutually incompatible so you need multiple machines to develop on and multiple servers to deliver content to the various IE browsers. By contrast there's essentially only one version of Chrome at any given time, so all Chrome users are the same because Chrome updates itself. And of course this makes app developers prefer Chrome.

      This Microsoft strategy is indefensible from a programming point of view. There can be no reason why they can't update their latest browser so that it will run in XP except they don't want to. Waning browser share is the price they pay to encourage people to abandon XP and all the apps and devices that might not be supported in the latest version of Windows. They've done the math obviously and this is the path of most benefit to them and whether or not its good for individual customers is irrelevant. To me it looks like a deliberate attempt to utterly destroy the market for their browser, web development tools, server side infrastructure like IIS and sharepoint, and wean the Enterprise off of their web software on both the client and server side. But that's just me. I'm a dim bulb and I'm probably not seeing things in the right light.

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    40. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by Rennt · · Score: 1

      What, are you crazy? You NEVER connect a Windows machine to the internet.

    41. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by Lennie · · Score: 1

      Because on a seperate network you can rerun the same test with the same results. You can not do that on the Internet.

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    42. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      "So, what's going to make anyone use a Microsoft browser"

      The answer is Windows Phone/Windows 8 Metro.

      MS previous motivation for IE 6 was to kill netscape and make is suck HORRIBLE to encourage developers to use VB apps and only use IE 6 for a few ugly intranet thingies that we will have headaches supporting 10 years later. etc. MS was terrified of the internet and that is why IE 6 & 7 sucked. Today, the market shifting in a new area and MS is in big trouble.

      When Gates consultated with Balmer back in 2009 what to do with IPhone and the upcoming IPAD and WIndows CE being taken out of the market the answer was clear. Abandon the previous MS tablets in development and start over with HTML 5.

      One little problem ... IE 8 was a PITA!

        IE 9 was born and quickly become a much better browser. To this day Chrome still is in catchup in the area of video and multimedia as IE 9 has smooth scrolling with hardware acceleration if you have a great video card.

      If Metro is going to win MS is going to need an excellent fast html 5 render complete with CSS3 support and ultra fast responsive ajax that can run on the GPU for interactive content in order to provide the performance of natively compiled apps and give a reason for consumers to get a Windows 8 phone or tablet over the competition.Chrome is ahead in that area and IE 10 needs to match webkit of Andriod 5.0 and IOS 5.1 which will be coming out later this summer and early fall.

      Personally even if you hate IE this is very great news. This means your site will simply work on IE. It also means no more being trapped to particular ancient versions of Windows and IE. XP should have died years ago and especially Ie6 AND 7. It is 2012 jeezez upgrade

    43. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The browser market is about as Darwinistic as a software market could be.

      Yet another poster reveals his ignorance of Darwin's theories.

      Look, if you want to say "competitive", just say "competitive".

    44. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

      Too true. It's esp. evident that a page is overflowing with crap when your workplace has plenty of bandwidth but runs a very aggressive web nanny proxy server. Things load in quick spurts between lengthy delays, and with many sites nowadays making their pages just frames of header nav and ads, with the actual content of that page loading later via AJAX, all the bloated animated ads load first, one by one, so you end up staring at a mostly empty page for a good while.

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    45. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Except that Web Designers are normally design orientated, hence - you know - the name. You're looking for the term Web Developer (I am one) .. who granted, should be kept away from colours.

    46. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Modded "Interesting". Sigh. It's dumb. Someone needs to read something about software testing.

    47. Re:Could use the real internet eh! by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Don't let a developer design the page. Don't let a designer implement the design. Good designers (i.e., aesthetically-inclined UX people) will certainly be aware of page speed and not going overboard, even if they can't code. If you're lucky, they'll flip their shit at marketing who wants to put fifty different analytics scripts on every page (and actually win the argument).

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  2. And still... by jcreus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Beaten by Chrome and Firefox.

    1. Re:And still... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The only thing Firefox does fast anymore is update.

    2. Re:And still... by thedonger · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And when all we care about is the fastest browser - in nanoseconds! - will we begin to forget the truly important criteria for choosing a browser?

      Or better still, by the time IE is on par with Chrome the actual browser will be irrelevant because mobile platforms - in which IE has little share - will do to traditional computers what Cromagnons did to Neanderthals. The next generation will use integrated devices, unaware they were using a browser, and with little or no need for even a choice.

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    3. Re:And still... by roc97007 · · Score: 0

      Chrome, yes. Firefox, only in usability.

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    4. Re:And still... by gorzek · · Score: 2

      Oh snap!

      Yeah, that's why I ditched Firefox years ago for Chrome. Got sick of FF freezing/crashing all the time, as well as its performance just getting worse and worse over time.

    5. Re:And still... by mcrbids · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Firefox hasn't become any slower. What's happened is that everything else become so much faster. There used to be a "pregnant pause" when entering a domain, I remember when 30 seconds to load a page was the norm, over 56k.

      Now, I expect the results from a google search to appear as I type, interactively. This isn't just an improvement, it's a whole 'nother animal at that level of performance.

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    6. Re:And still... by n5vb · · Score: 2

      The next generation will use integrated devices, unaware they were using a browser, and with little or no need for even a choice.

      And little or no understanding of how it works or how to use it as anything other than yet another few-to-many information channel they can listen to or watch, but can't talk back to in any real sense. And you're right that that's the direction it's going, but some of us aren't thrilled about that..

    7. Re:And still... by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      And Chrome has built in sycning of *everything*. An natively supports Greasemonkey scripts without an extension. And auto-updates in a cleaner fashion than Firefox. And is blazing fast at rendering.

    8. Re:And still... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The biggest reason I'm not likely to switch away from Firefox right now because of the add-ons I use.

      I also like that it can handle animations on pseudo CSS elements, which Chrome can't; and purely a personal opinion, I think Firefox's text shadows look nicer than Chrome's shadows.

      Of course Firefox can't correctly draw a box-shadow on a fieldset element, where as Chrome can, so there is clearly room for improvement.

    9. Re:And still... by gorzek · · Score: 2

      All true. Although I have a friend who uses Opera, and she was aghast at the way Chrome renders a white screen before it starts rendering the full page. She said under Opera, the full page just shows up all at once with no weird white screen first. I'm not sure but I think Opera's renderer might be a little faster than Chrome's.

    10. Re:And still... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a combined Windows and Android market device penetration combining both desktops, tablets and smartphones of 70-80% (if not higher), I'd argue that people would choose open platforms even if people didn't know they had the choice.

    11. Re:And still... by sakdoctor · · Score: 1

      Milliseconds, (maybe not so much nanoseconds) DO matter inside an animation loop.

      Oh, unless you were happy with Flash?

    12. Re:And still... by thedonger · · Score: 1

      Did you ever see South End Park (1999 or thereabouts South Park parody)? If that was all Flash was ever used for I'd think it was worthwhile.

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    13. Re:And still... by arkane1234 · · Score: 2

      Funny, I'm aghast at requiring everything to be downloaded and rendered before it's displayed. That gives the illusion of nothing being done, and subtly irks me.

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    14. Re:And still... by gorzek · · Score: 1

      I feel the same way, myself. I'd rather the browser render whatever it has available at that moment rather than wait for the whole page (unless it has to because the page is compressed or something.)

    15. Re:And still... by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      And crash. The last 6 months have seen an average of 1 white-screen hang every 2 days or so.

    16. Re:And still... by daktari · · Score: 1

      Exactly when a loading page should be redrawn on screen is configurable in Opera. Options are:

      • Redraw instantly
      • Redraw after 1 second
      • Redraw after 2 seconds
      • Redraw after 3 seconds
      • Redraw after 5 seconds
      • Redraw after 10 seconds
      • Redraw after 20 seconds
      • Redraw when loaded
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    17. Re:And still... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      The whole reaon for the bump in IE is to compete with the mobile webkit ones. IE 9 is a great browser. IE 10 will be very comptitive with your Chrome on Windows tablets and phones.Infact a new Javascript acid tests is being developed and IE 10 is by FAR the most compliant interpretor which is very important as so much code in Metro will be running it.

      This is a great thing even if you hate IE as it means better web pages that do not have to do crazy ajax tricks to mimick CSS 3 with Jquery to make up for old versions of IE still used.CSSpi and Jquery can easily make your page over 1 meg. Straight html 5 with css 3 can do it with less than 80k and can save bandwidth costs. People forget that part when they decide to support older versions of IE hoping that 7% markethshare paid for the extra effort.

    18. Re:And still... by terjeber · · Score: 1

      and eat memory

  3. Granularity of 100 nanoseconds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Granularity of 100 nanoseconds: What does that mean?

    1. Re:Granularity of 100 nanoseconds by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Granularity of 100 nanoseconds: What does that mean?

      That's as small as they could get the bits, pounding on them with Steve's chair.

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    2. Re:Granularity of 100 nanoseconds by X0563511 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It means the runtime data they have collected is stored in a 100ns interval.

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    3. Re:Granularity of 100 nanoseconds by Renegrade · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, it means that Windows has a 100ns granularity on it's timestamps.

      http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/windows/desktop/ms724284(v=vs.85).aspx

    4. Re:Granularity of 100 nanoseconds by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      So, exactly what I said? You just said -why- it's 100ns.

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  4. last words by phrostie · · Score: 1

    "As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station! "

  5. Was /. been bought or what? by miknix · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What is this now? MSDN blogs? Seriously, gimme old slashdot back please!

    1. Re:Was /. been bought or what? by weszz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the building windows 8 blogs are actually pretty good, as long as you know that it's going to be pumping up how cool windows 8 will be, and question what is in the cool-aid you are drinking, it's worth a read now and then. They give background information on decisions they are making and why some things are the way they are as well as where they plan to take them.

    2. Re:Was /. been bought or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, I much prefer the iPhone update a day Slashdot.

    3. Re:Was /. been bought or what? by gorzek · · Score: 4, Funny

      What we really need is another Bitcoin story!

    4. Re:Was /. been bought or what? by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      Oh come on... Now that Microsoft has been pushed to #2 with Apple #1 we have to start liking Microsoft and Hating Apple. As the only true measure of intelligence is hating what is popular and mainstream.

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    5. Re:Was /. been bought or what? by treeves · · Score: 2

      I was just going to comment on the abundance of nuclear-related stories that have been running on /. of late - and I'm a nuclear supporter. I wouldn't be complaining though, just making an observation.

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    6. Re:Was /. been bought or what? by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Always better to admire innovation instead of excuses for why something doesn't work the way it's expected.

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    7. Re:Was /. been bought or what? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      You're holding it wrong.

  6. not a true real-world test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    until they add some zombied computers and malware control servers.

    oh, wait.. these are windows test systems. never mind. some kind soul probably already added them

  7. IE Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    And still unable to correctly implement CSS3 and HTML5

    1. Re:IE Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As if it were convenient for them to do it.

    2. Re:IE Crap by Krojack · · Score: 5, Funny

      And still unable to correctly implement CSS2 and HTML4

      Fixed that for ya.

    3. Re:IE Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Correctly according to whom? Neither CSS3 nor HTML5 are completed standards and various portions remain in flux. Of the more mature bits IE9 and IE10 implement quite a bit of it and do so quite comprehensively.

      MS is also one of very few organizations that is very actively involved with the W3C Test Suite by submitting test cases for each portion of the standard under various circumstances to demonstrate correct behaviors. What Google and Mozilla do instead is slap together a partial implementation and call it a day. More than once has their implementations been found to be not only incomplete but also incorrect.

      Stop relying on scores given by non-authoritative tests demonstrating exceedingly limited and selective interpretations of non-standardized functionality. Oh, and HTML5 Video does NOT specify a codec, in fact it was designed to handle many simultaneous codecs, including h.264, which is explicitly referenced in the draft.

    4. Re:IE Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe its just lack of skills... On your part..

      Its like the novice pool player blaming the stick..

    5. Re:IE Crap by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2

      Well, sometimes blaming tools is an excuse, other times you have no choice but to speak up and say, this isn't a pool stick, its a baseball bat.

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    6. Re:IE Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Making it even faster!

    7. Re:IE Crap by sakdoctor · · Score: 2

      IE is crap, but not for that reason. IE9 is missing some very-nice-to-have bits of HTML5 just because it was released so long ago.

      As for CSS3, yes it's deficient in some areas, but there is a trick to get around many of them: SVG
      Unless you have to support IE8 (LOL poor you), then the users will never notice the smoke and mirrors.

      With JavaScript polyfills, it's possible to take advantage of the latest and greatest in IE9 with minimal effort.

    8. Re:IE Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither CSS3 nor HTML5 are completed standards and various portions remain in flux.

      Gosh, can you guys stop saying that. Web standards don't work that way. Nothing becomes a completed standard until everyone (well, enough of the major browsers) has implemented it. Not implementing a draft standard because it's not finalized doesn't make any sense.

    9. Re:IE Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I noticed that made claims about Microsoft's involvement in W3C test suites. And then one sentence after that you said that Google's and Mozilla's implementation have been found lacking. That tries to give an impression that somehow Microsoft's product is better. Once again, an impression.
      I do not know why you did not put in to words how Microsoft's implementation is. So as far as it goes, Microsoft's implementation might be worse by an order of a magnitude.

      Captain Nitpicker

    10. Re:IE Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Web standards don't work that way. Nothing becomes a completed standard until everyone (well, enough of the major browsers) has implemented it.

      Um, no. Standards word when the standardization committee defines the behaviors, argues through the issues and then rubber stamps the behavior. They don't just take the accidental similarities in draft implementation between Google and Mozilla and standardize "do whatever they did." CSS2 is final and Chrome doesn't implement all of it; just see what happens if you try to combine the first-line selector with a text-transform of lowercase. Conversely there are behaviors which all of the browsers have more or less agreed upon but which are entirely non-standard, like window.screenX.

    11. Re:IE Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is in the approach. For example, when MS implemented globalCompositeOperation on canvas in IE9 they reviewed the proposed standard and came up with quite a few implementation questions. They then reviewed Firefox and Chrome and found that the two implementations were vastly different and, in a number of situations, very wrong. MS then conferred with W3C as to what the correct behaviors should be, devised the appropriate test cases to prove those behaviors and implemented that feature completely. Prior to that release MS was derided for not having implemented that functionality compared to the other browsers, but the other browsers only did so half-assed. What's worse, a missing implementation or a wrong implementation?

    12. Re:IE Crap by edxwelch · · Score: 1

      so, if Microsoft is so great at web standards where is the support for WebGL?

    13. Re:IE Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      WebGL is not a "web standard" in that it is not proposed, in draft or recognized as a standard by the Worldwide Web Consortium (W3C) which is the standards body responsible for HTML, CSS, etc. As it stands the specification is horridly insecure effectively permitting remote arbitrary code to be executed directly on hardware.

    14. Re:IE Crap by edxwelch · · Score: 1

      WebGL is a recognised standard, implemented by Mozilla, Google, Apple and Opera. Weither it's W3C, or not is irrelevant, as it happens it's the only way to get native 3D graphics in the browser.
      All new standards have had security holes. The answer is to patch the holes. (Duh)

    15. Re:IE Crap by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      If you are referring to HTML5test.com, then you are not reallycomparing standards by the W3C.

        All they are, are abunch of guys on email lists on what they would *like* to see and what the website author *thinks* should be standard. MS fucked up with the box model in IE 6 because it was new and no one implemented it before. They did their best guess in 2000 when it was in development to what they feel it would be like and they do not want to make that mistake again.

      IE 10 has a score of 301 on html5test.com so it is a decent browser with great HTML 5 support. Remember IE is released only once a year compared to Chrome and Firefox so it will be behind if you wait 11 months after its release. It is evolving nicely and it is not a crap browser.

      ... did not say it is the best browser. :-)

        But for corps and grandmas IE 9 is adaquite and modern and IE 10 will be very competitive with Chrome and Firefox this summer.

    16. Re:IE Crap by Bengie · · Score: 1

      MS refuses to support a standard that opens their users to Kernel level security holes. This is their claim anyway.

      http://arstechnica.com/microsoft/news/2011/06/microsoft-no-way-to-support-webgl-and-meet-our-security-needs.ars

      Some people claim Silverlight has the same security issues as WebGL. The difference is Silverlight is a plugin, WebGL is part of the HTML spec. Even IE10-Metro won't support any plugins, which means no Silverlight.

      I would assume WebGL can be supported via a plugin? This means it won't work on Windows Phone/Arm/Metro.

    17. Re:IE Crap by Bengie · · Score: 1

      MS isn't worried about the standard having holes, but 3D card drivers having holes. Drivers run at kernel level and WebGL passes data to those drivers. MS is concerned about how video Drivers have never had to worry about security from the internet.

      FUD? Not sure. I don't write drivers, but MS's logic does seem valid, assuming potential driver security is truly an unknown.

  8. But will it run Linux? by erroneus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I couldn't resist. But with all the work and effort and resources going into this, how is it that operations a tiny fraction of this can generate fast, reliable and standards complaint browsers better than MSIE?

    Microsoft, the problem isn't that you're not spending enough money. It's that you're not doing it right.

    1. Re:But will it run Linux? by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I couldn't resist. But with all the work and effort and resources going into this, how is it that operations a tiny fraction of this can generate fast, reliable and standards complaint browsers better than MSIE?

      Microsoft, the problem isn't that you're not spending enough money. It's that you're not doing it right.

      I'm not familiar with IE 8 and 9, but in the past the issue was many years and revisions of code reuse and accumulation of cruft, an insane amount of backwards compatibility and some poor initial design choices combined to make each new version bigger, slower and buggier. I imagine this combines to make developing and especially testing any new release a massive undertaking.

      To be fair, I would argue that Firefox is starting that downward spiral now. Each new version is slower and has a bigger footprint. Personally, I've switched to Chrome, but when Chrome inevitably starts lagging, I'll be on the lookout for the next completely new browser. Not merely because it's new, but because it's less likely to have years of bad decisions weighing it down.

      The problem in Microsoft's case is that they seem incapable of dumping what they have and doing a complete rewrite. There may be marketing reasons for this, granted, but if they made a clean break it'd be better for them in the long run.

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    2. Re:But will it run Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      yes
      http://bellard.org/jslinux/

    3. Re:But will it run Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should become familiar with IE8 and IE9. It is vastly different and infinitely better. You might not prefer it to Firefox or Chrome, but it is much improved and is catching up fairly rapidly.

    4. Re:But will it run Linux? by Teckla · · Score: 1

      But with all the work and effort and resources going into this, how is it that operations a tiny fraction of this can generate fast, reliable and standards complaint browsers better than MSIE?

      And with more features, too!

      It's 2012 and IE9 still doesn't have a built-in spellchecker for text areas! Among many other must-have features that are suspiciously absent.

    5. Re:But will it run Linux? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      "Vastly different" is not the same as "a complete rewrite". If it's like the ribbon in MS Office, being vastly different could actually be a disadvantage.

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    6. Re:But will it run Linux? by jader3rd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's 2012 and IE9 still doesn't have a built-in spellchecker for text areas!

      If IE had a spell checker you'd call it bloat. When it's still 2012 and browsers running on Windows 8 won't need to worry about it because it'll be built into the OS, would that relieve your frustration?

    7. Re:But will it run Linux? by Mr+44 · · Score: 2

      The problem in Microsoft's case is that they seem incapable of dumping what they have and doing a complete rewrite.

      It's really tempting to think that way, but actually doing a clean re-write is usually a complete mistake. I'd say Mac OSX is one of the only successfull examples of this (and that largely because their previous versions were so horribly outdated it was unbelievable).

      Joel has a great article on this from a while back:
      http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/fog0000000069.html

    8. Re:But will it run Linux? by FrootLoops · · Score: 1

      To be fair, IE10 includes spell checking (and auto correct), though only preview versions have been released. The final version of IE9 was released in March of last year. I'm curious, what other "must-have features" are absent from IE10 (or IE9, for that matter)?

      I'm used to people disliking IE for how it was years ago and not giving it a fair chance today--and of course Microsoft hate is popular here (TFS opens with the "grandiose bluster" of an "aging juggernaut"--thanks so much for excellent and fair reporting of facts, slashdot). I apologize if you're not one of them.

    9. Re:But will it run Linux? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Right, but back in 2000, I don't think we had the appreciation of accumulated browser cruft that we have today.

      I'd argue that Internet Explorer has fallen into the class of "so horribly outdated it's unbelieveable".

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    10. Re:But will it run Linux? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      To be fair, I would argue that Firefox is starting that downward spiral now. Each new version is slower and has a bigger footprint.

      As opposed to Chrome, which (on my machine, at least) has an even larger footprint?

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    11. Re:But will it run Linux? by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      0.0000000000001 is infinitely more than zero. big whoop.

    12. Re:But will it run Linux? by TheGrimmReaper · · Score: 1

      I think the real question is: Will it blend? (sorry, I couldn't resist)

    13. Re:But will it run Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's really tempting to think that way, but actually doing a clean re-write is usually a complete mistake

      From _Facts and Fallacies of Software Engineering_, a clean re-write is usually the *economically* superior choice when the amount of code changed would be greater than 25%. Joel claiming "almost never" must never had to have worked on commercial systems outside his control.

    14. Re:But will it run Linux? by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      For myself and quite a few people, it could become the best on the planet and it still won't be used simply on the fact of it's historical dickishness. There's no positive, why go into a quagmire?

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    15. Re:But will it run Linux? by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Right, back in 2000 it was simply privacy violations and incompatibility issues, with IE.

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    16. Re:But will it run Linux? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Well, yes. The whole internet thing was still on the steep end of the curve back then.

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    17. Re:But will it run Linux? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I think the difference is that Chrome spawns separate processes instead of one big-ol-thang like Firefox. My computers seem to like multiple relatively large processes more than one gigantic process, even if the sum of the parts is greater than the whole.

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    18. Re:But will it run Linux? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Good point. Microsoft's worst enemy is their former selves.

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    19. Re:But will it run Linux? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Well, also, that was eleven years ago...

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    20. Re:But will it run Linux? by arkane1234 · · Score: 0

      What will be built into the OS? IE or a spellchecker?

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    21. Re:But will it run Linux? by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      What will be built into the OS? IE or a spellchecker?

      The spellchecker.

    22. Re:But will it run Linux? by DeathFromSomewhere · · Score: 1

      Yes because rewritting a browser is such an excellent decision that doesn't kill projects and companies.

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    23. Re:But will it run Linux? by DeathFromSomewhere · · Score: 1

      Both actually. No word on what they are going to do with the browserless EU editions.

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    24. Re:But will it run Linux? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      That someone did it wrong doesn't mean that it should never be done.

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    25. Re:But will it run Linux? by sharkey · · Score: 1

      ...standards complaint browsers better than MSIE?

      Who makes a browser that generates more complaints about standards support than Microsoft?

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    26. Re:But will it run Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem in Microsoft's case is that they seem incapable of dumping what they have and doing a complete rewrite. There may be marketing reasons for this, granted, but if they made a clean break it'd be better for them in the long run.

      Close; Microsoft's problem is that it will (almost) never break compatibility with anything. Got a horribly-coded page loaded with IE3-specific hacks? Darned if they aren't going to include the counter-hacks so that it still works in IE10. No matter what it takes.

    27. Re:But will it run Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you actually tried Firefox since you switched?

    28. Re:But will it run Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are, surely, aware that *both* Firefox and Chrome are based on rendering engines well over a decade old?

      Software doesn't inherently get bulkier over the years. It can be slimmed down, if its maintainers decide to do so. Firefox has been making a serious effort at this.

      It's funny you propose a rewrite from scratch of IE, when jwz infamously concluded that the attempt at a full rewrite is what killed Netscape.

    29. Re:But will it run Linux? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Have you actually tried Firefox since you switched?

      Whenever I mention that I switched to Chrome in this forum, some anonymous person asks me that. Usually they say that Firefox has gotten "a lot better" and that I should "give it another try". So are you all Mozilla developers or something?

      I have the latest Firefox right here. I still use it occasionally because I haven't migrated all my bookmarks to Chrome. And it remains obvious in A/B comparisons that Firefox renders slower and allocates monstrous amounts of memory. Not to mention that I usually have to wait for it to update when I start it, which increases the time it takes to load the first page. (Who's idea was that? I'm sure some engineer thought that was the cat's pajamas, but it pisses off your customers on a regular basis, not what you want in a "feature". Why don't you have Firefox do its housekeeping on dismissal rather than startup?) So yes, I periodically go back to Firefox for some minor stuff and my perception is that the only thing that's changed recently is the version number. Often.

      But continuing in this vein, why should a customer "actually try Firefox since [they] switched"? If Chrome is doing what they need, what's the point? We're not all browser developers or browser advocates here. To most of us, a browser is a tool to get work done, not a subject on which to prosthelytize. I don't CARE that Firefox has a newer and better and more nifty version, because life is too short to spend it evaluating browsers.

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    30. Re:But will it run Linux? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      You are, surely, aware that *both* Firefox and Chrome are based on rendering engines well over a decade old?

      Software doesn't inherently get bulkier over the years. It can be slimmed down, if its maintainers decide to do so. Firefox has been making a serious effort at this.

      It's funny you propose a rewrite from scratch of IE, when jwz infamously concluded that the attempt at a full rewrite is what killed Netscape.

      Sigh. This has already been covered, but let's summarize: (a) I argue that Firefox *is* already feeling its age. It's gotten huge and clunky and it annoys me. For just one example, every time I start it I have to wait for it to update again before it loads the first page. That's profoundly stupid. Why not have it update on dismissal, a time when I'm less likely to be in a hurry to do something? (b) For whatever reason, Chrome demonstrably renders faster. When you do a lot of your work on the web, speed is significant. (c) I'm told incessantly that Firefox is making an effort to slim down. I still have the latest version on my machines, and I occasionally use it because I haven't migrated some of my older bookmarks to Chrome. My perception continues to be that operationally, the only thing that's changed is the version number. Every single time I start it. Which I have to wait for. Which pisses me off. (d) It's funny only if you have no business experience. Just because someone did something wrong, doesn't mean it can't be done right. The decision to rewrite wasn't what killed Netscape. Indecisiveness, second-guessing, bad management, and lack of follow-through is what killed them. Although I'm not a Machead, I'd like to point out that Apple completely rewrote their operating system, not just a stupid browser, and they seem to be doing ok.

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    31. Re:But will it run Linux? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Agreed, and that's what's going to kill them. Deservedly.

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    32. Re:But will it run Linux? by DeathFromSomewhere · · Score: 1

      If you have an example of a rewrite of a non-trivial piece of software working out well and shipping on time and on budget I'm interested to hear about it. My experience has been that rewriting instead of refactoring is a plan that is doomed to fail. People grossly underestimate the value of an existing code base.

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    33. Re:But will it run Linux? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      An example? Trivial: OSX. Windows NT. And those were whole operating systems, not just some dumb browser.

      It doesn't have to ship on time, it has to ship soon enough. Netscape screwed around and second guessed themselves and reversed course, and ended up getting nowhere. It wasn't specifically the decision to rewrite that killed them, it was the way they went about it.

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    34. Re:But will it run Linux? by DeathFromSomewhere · · Score: 1

      OSX wasn't a rewrite, they grabbed a lot of code from BSD and various other projects. NT wasn't a rewrite either, it used a lot of existing code from OS/2. In fact when it was still under development it was even going to be called OS/2 3.0. Even then, both projects were years late and vastly over budget.

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    35. Re:But will it run Linux? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      ...but they were successful. And they were immensely more complicated than a browser.

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    36. Re:But will it run Linux? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      It wont matter.

      IE 10 wont need hacks or anything special anymore unless you use IIS apis or vbscript or something retarded. It is a great standard compliant browser. Only thing you need to do is boot up a copy of IE in VMWare or virtualbox to see if it works. It is not like you need to spend hours trying to do tricks in javascript to make it act like a normal browser anymore.

    37. Re:But will it run Linux? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      IE 9 was largely redone. It has a new Javascript engine, most the code in Trident was removed or refactored and the rest of the legacy bits are profiled to run in quirks IE 7 mode. Its graphics engine was redone with DirectX and DirectWrite.Yes IE 8 is legacy and getting crusty in internet time as it was just an updated IE 7 performance and bug fix.

      IE 10 will go a step further as its memory and processing code is revamped to support HTML 5 webworkers and multicore CPUs. Its HTTP code is being redone to support compression on the server side so the server can do partial pre-rendering to make your content even faster. This is what Amazons tablet does. Chrome is trying its own approach with SPDY for something similiar.

      It is not IE 6 anymore and even if you hate IE this is a great thing for webmasters and corporate IT drones. No more being tied to a particular version of IE and Windows. XP would have been dead in 2009 otherwise.

      My only regret is the very slow IE 9 uptake and migration. It is the only semi modern browser and I hope IE 10 is a big hit even if I do not use it fully it will make my job easier.

    38. Re:But will it run Linux? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I recently brought up IE9 at home (and at work -- don't tell anyone; it's not supported yet) and there are things I like -- they got rid of a lot of the frame cruft which takes up space on small (netbook) displays. It starts faster (hello Mozilla are you LISTENING) and seems to render adequately. My main problem is that it takes significant time to start a new tab. I get "connecting...." for an unreasonable amount of time. I mean, it's just STARTING A NEW TAB, it's not trying to hit a website in Siberia. (Is it?)

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    39. Re:But will it run Linux? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      That's good for you, then. My machine behaves in exactly the opposite fashion. :)

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    40. Re:But will it run Linux? by DeathFromSomewhere · · Score: 1

      After a couple releases of heavy bug fixing sure. Netscape 6 eventually became firefox and is successful now too. But this is after the company died off.

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    41. Re:But will it run Linux? by terjeber · · Score: 1

      The problem in Microsoft's case is that they seem incapable of dumping what they have and doing a complete rewrite

      That is mostly what they have done, hence the dropping of a number of features that a lot of businesses rely on, and therefore the slow move to IE8 and IE9 in the enterprise. They simply can't since it will break a whole host of internal apps for which there is no longer any source code, and the developer retired to Maui years ago.

    42. Re:But will it run Linux? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I do not have that problem.

      Strange?

      I have noticed with IE 9 vistual studio ultimate slows it down and fucks up h.264 rendering at 1080p and other things. I traced it down to the webtester macro.Even disabling doenst fix the bug as I uninstalled VS ultimate on this laptop and speed returned. I tested on this very o0ld 1.6 ghz turion that I am typing on. It could be your anti virus software or proxies as I use Avast. I heard other slashdotters say IE 7 takes 5 minutes to open at work but FF is instant due to terrible proxy server configurations that FF ignores.

      IE 9 is not a great browser per say. But it no longer sucks like it once did which is great if you are starting an e-commerce business like myself where the users will undoubtingly run IE. I can now ingore IE 6 at least and focus on IE 7 and greater. If you have crappy graphics on your netbook you might not notice a difference with IE 9 anyway as my desktop with an ati 5750 truly shines with hardware acceleration vs this old notebook.

      Run a SFC /scannow or maybe you have malware? Unless this happens at work where a group policy object is telling IE to do something stupid

    43. Re:But will it run Linux? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I did some A/B testing, and you're right, it's work that's the problem. Probably a proxy setting or something. Odd that the other browsers are fine, and they have to go through the same proxy service.

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    44. Re:But will it run Linux? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I understand, but this is the fallout of making really bad decisions in the early years. Have you ever looked at the code Frontpage generates? In 2004/2005 I made a small business out of cleaning the cruft out of websites and making them more browser neutral.

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    45. Re:But will it run Linux? by terjeber · · Score: 1

      I tend to think it is more practical to judge a company on what it does, not what it did ten years ago.

    46. Re:But will it run Linux? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      True, what a company is doing now is the most important, but their past decisions come to haunt them in two ways: 1) the code they have to support, and 2) the perception of the user community. (Example: Comcast renaming their internet service to try to escape the bad karma associated with their name.) As a web designer I'm saying that the proliferation of past versions of Internet Explorer is responsible for more non-standard, broken, crap code on the internet than probably any other single factor. Microsoft not only has to deal with that design legacy, they also have to deal with that negative mindshare. A clean break, perhaps a completely new name and code base, would not only divest themselves from the horrors of the past, but also be a signal to the user community that they're serious about joining the web community instead of trying to use non-standard web access to drive sales of Windows. Because that is clearly not working anymore. Like many corporations, we have a few legacy apps that require Windows 7, but we haven't been designing to IE for a very long time, and the first question the helpdesk asks is "have you tried it in Firefox?"

      What they're actually doing is one thing. But perception is key.

      Another thing they have to contend with, is that the best they can do in a true standards-based environment is to be equal to their competitors (firefox, chrome, opera, safari) and in the best of scenarios, users are going to ask "I'm doing fine on Firefox (or Chrome, or Opera) why should I go back to IE?" Personally, I don't trust IE to behave, because of Microsoft's past history of doing non-standard things.

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  9. Try it on Slashdot by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    These massive pages are a real benchmark for any browser. Or Google .. they seem to be logging every page I go to now. Or eBay with all that horrible bloat. Or Facebook, which is seriously clunky with to many competing scripts. ...

    If it's their own little internet they should be using some of the most bloated, unresponsive web sites on the internet to test on. I don't think when IE10 comes out I'll be surfing their own tiny little internet.

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    1. Re:Try it on Slashdot by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      Grooveshark could be a good test website too. Otherwise I like it, but talk about swimming in tar.

    2. Re:Try it on Slashdot by El_Oscuro · · Score: 1

      Try washingtonpost.com. Ghostery usually reports about 17 trackers. Noscript has about another 17 sites blocked. And I have a cron job set up to start loading the page at 3am so it will be ready for reading in the morning.

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  10. Might try for a smaller footprint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    16-core, 16GB of RAM computers

    They might want to try running IE on smaller/less robust computers. If you need all that to run it, some might argue its s-l-o-w.

    1. Re:Might try for a smaller footprint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile, others might argue you need to work on your reading comprehension.

    2. Re:Might try for a smaller footprint by weszz · · Score: 2

      no no... those are what COMPILE the results...

      They have a wide range of high end to low end PCs running the tests down to a 1.6ghz netbook with a Atom N270 processor.

  11. 1/10,000 of a millisecond by tepples · · Score: 4, Funny

    It means that each millisecond of ping is divided into over 9000 parts.

  12. Ring, ring by Sez+Zero · · Score: 1

    Microsoft, Howard Hughes is calling. Yes, he's read the MSDN article on IEPL and he'd really like his Spruce Goose back.

  13. Congrats by layabout_guy · · Score: 2

    Whatever the result I hope microsoft do well that in turn will push competitors and we the users should hopefully benefit. Though I feel IE has a long way to go..

  14. HHGttG by Verdatum · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wasn't this a plot-point in the Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy series? Having an artificial universe on-site so they could go exploring but still be able to come back for long lunches...

  15. Where's the troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Al Gore is going to be *pissed* when he hears about this.

  16. TFA Forgot by wbr1 · · Score: 1

    To mention the in-house installs of SWEN, TDSS, Melissa, and ILOVEYOU.

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  17. What could possibly go wrong? by cvtan · · Score: 1

    "And the Chevy Vega was thoroughly tested for millions of miles before being released to the public." GM has spoken!!

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  18. Come on, just admit it by jayhawk88 · · Score: 0

    If Mozilla was doing half this to test their bloated piece of crap, you'd all be shitting your pants with glee.

    1. Re:Come on, just admit it by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Mozilla's doing it the cheap way: They let users do it.

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    2. Re:Come on, just admit it by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      There's no need to simulate the internet with Mozilla... it's out there already.

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  19. All that power... by Green+Salad · · Score: 1

    ...and they still can't see why users hate their software.

  20. Missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Nobody question's commitment to software quality and testing methodology. (You have to admit that they're pretty good about that nowadays. This isn't IE3 on NT4)

    Microsoft's attitude towards web standards, web technologies, and their even continued ambition to make the internet microsoft-centric are what make IE a significantly less useful tool to your average end user.

    Firefox has pretty much unmatched flexibility and extensibility.
    Chrome is fast, simple, and very secure, and takes care of itself.
    Hell, even opera is more useful (Opera is the most underrated browser ever)

    It's also really really hard to shake the idea that microsoft really doesn't care about HTML5 or any other emerging web standards. The problem is, they don't seem to care much about their own techs. Silverlight and company are pretty much only seriously used when microsoft makes some back room deals with other large companies.

    Meanwhile firefox and chrome (and apple with safari) are busy trying to build tech and standards that will be used in the next generation of web applications. All microsoft provides is another god damn hurdle in testing your site to make sure it works with the blue E.

    On the business software/Enterprise side, IE shines. Why? Because you can publish policies and settings that configure just about every behavior and aspect of everything that IE does and chose weather to enforce or simply make them default. This is a godsend to anyone who has to manage more than a handful of machines. (Oh hey, we need to turn on or of x obscure feature for just this address because X reason.. For 5,000 workstations) Firefox and Chrome claim to have this (Publishing, enforcing settings via AD) but in practice their implementations fall very short of IE.

    1. Re:Missing the point by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      It's also really really hard to shake the idea that microsoft really doesn't care about HTML5 or any other emerging web standards.

      You mean making HTML5 a first class layout option for native Windows 8 apps isn't persuasive?

    2. Re:Missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Not at all. Absolutely not.

      Tell me, with a straight face, that what they call "HTML5" won't be riddled with proprietary extensions, especially when used as "a first class layout option for native Windows 8 apps" . HTML5 flavored language, at best.

      That's really the issue at heart here. Microsoft does not care, no prefers that you as a developer go out of your way to support microsoft specific technologies. They use that mechanism as a hook to tie in other Microsoft products and because you might just "go the microsoft way" to avoid duplication of efforts. Microsoft only does interoperability as a last resort.

      If you've been paying attention for the last two decades you'd know that Microsoft doesn't embrace standards. They try to smother them with a soft, comfortable pillow.

    3. Re:Missing the point by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      It is not.

      The only thing I see semi proprietary is XAML as MS loves this technology. I do believe it is openly published and standard but I am not too sure on that as I do not use it. Maybe another slashdotter can correct me as I am curious about this?

      MS is not interested in proprietary extensions as Apple and Google have the marketshare. If MS pulls any crap like they did with IE 6 it will alienate developers. IE 10 from what I read is very open and standards compliant. THeir javascript engine is the most compliant one out there and beats every other browser shockingly enough.Chrome is the least compliant and they are the ones pushing webkit specific tags, SPDY, NACL, Dart, etc.

  21. Mini Internet? by Smask · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does that mean they have only porn sites with midget porn? And a mini 4chan, populated with toddlers?

    1. Re:Mini Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4chan is already populated by toddlers; mini-4chan has ants.
      "What is this? An internet for ants?!?"

  22. If it's a mini-Internet by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

    Then technically 40% of its traffic is pure Pr0n.

    1. Re:If it's a mini-Internet by PPH · · Score: 1

      And 60% is impure.

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  23. Now we know ... by lwriemen · · Score: 1

    ... why we need IPv6. ;-)

  24. All this stuff... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and Internet Explorer still can't render things right.

    Oh the hilarity!

  25. Yea, but look at how FAST it does that! by roguegramma · · Score: 1

    By the way, does the current IE still assume a fixed width per letter when rendering buttons, so that buttons-with-very-long-texts-on-them render with extra space to the left and right?

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  26. what we really need to know is by Krau+Ming · · Score: 0

    can it run Crysis?

    1. Re:what we really need to know is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Know when a joke gets so old......So old that it makes everyone want to kick your ass? That's one of them.

      Nobody even chuckled, trust me.

    2. Re:what we really need to know is by Krau+Ming · · Score: 1

      i apologize. please don't kick my ass.

  27. 128 test machines not that many by deciduousness · · Score: 1

    That really isn't that many machines for testing. When I was testing PART of the components for the SQL team we had hundreds of physical machines (500+) and thousands of virtual machines (2000+) running daily, weekly and on-demand tests. Of course the main thing that escaped them was that there was no way for the dev team to check all those results, so most were useless.

    1. Re:128 test machines not that many by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like you were probably testing for throughput limits. Absolutely different.

  28. How many times do they need to do it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to prove how quickly it fails the ACID3 test?

    1. Re:How many times do they need to do it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah IE fails a test created by an Opera employee. WOW.... shocking.

  29. Is this mini Internet IPv6? by unixisc · · Score: 1

    One thing I'm wondering - given how in Windows 7 and beyond, MS seems to be making IPv6 the default home networking protocol, any idea whether this mini internet they are experimenting w/ is an IPv6 internet, or an IPv4 intranet (likely w/ private addresses?)

    Seems to me that that's what they should be doing. That way, they don't have to duplicate their efforts later to verify IPv6 compatibility.

  30. A weak test rig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They aren't seeing all sorts of malware, trijans, Adverts and ISP Throttling on their 'mini internet'.
    therefore it is not indicative of what users will experience.

    What about all the sites with 20+ hit counters etc? How does it work then? We need to know this.

  31. So, a cluster of 128 test computers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is apparently barely enough to run IE10, if I understand it correctly. Now that being Microsoft, could anyone be surprised?

  32. grandiose luster? by halligas · · Score: 1

    Is the editorializing in the lead sentence of the article really necessary? If you have an opinion to share; state the fact and save the editorial for a concluding sentence.

    As it is written, my reflex is to discount the entire post as biased crap.

    1. Re:grandiose luster? by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      Is the editorializing in the lead sentence of the article really necessary? If you have an opinion to share; state the fact and save the editorial for a concluding sentence. As it is written, my reflex is to discount the entire post as biased crap.

      I agree! I'm no fan of Microsoft but this 'editorial input' really pisses me off.

      To me, it reads as "This is how you are to think and feel about this story. Now, here are the facts.."

      If this was the kind of news reporting I wanted to read, there are plenty of other sites catering to this style of 'journalism'.

      --
      ..Mullah or Pope, Preacher or Poet, who was it wrote: "Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up"?
    2. Re:grandiose luster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read any kind of news reporting, this is the kind you read. 20 years ago Rush Limbaugh was mocking journalists by saying he's not just going to tell you what happened, but also what to think about it. You've been being led by the nose your whole adult life, you just don't notice it unless it's lazily all placed at the top.

  33. Outlook by eternaldoctorwho · · Score: 1

    Forget about this, what are they doing to make email HTML rendering standards-compliant? Seriously, Outlook 2007 is a bigger pain in the a$$ than IE6 was!

    1. Re:Outlook by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      I've disabled all html rendering in Outlook. Too easy to get hit with malware.

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  34. Hmmmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With each version of IE, we're being told that this is it. And after using it for a few seconds, I always end up going back to Firefox

    1. Re:Hmmmmmm by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      We've been told "this is it" since IE 5.

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  35. meh by bigbangnet · · Score: 1

    ... and IE still sucks ass after all those test, gadgets and hardware. I'll stick with eithe chrome or firefox thank you.

  36. How many ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... servers do they have popping up "Your PC is infected!" messages offering bogus AV software to download?

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  37. html5 by TheSimkin · · Score: 1

    Well, that's all fine and dandy... but shouldn't they make it standards compliant first? What a waste of time!

    1. Re:html5 by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      IE is standards compliant. At least IE 9 is.

      IE 10 is competive to Chrome and Firefox with support for more HTML 5 tags and CSS 3 support. Infact IE 10 supports the 3D effects of CSS 3 better than any other browser, but Chrome is catching up.

  38. Will they use this to test Windows too? by ciantic · · Score: 1

    I've noticed when connecting my ADSL Router in LAN the Windows is a lot lot lot slower. I mean often seconds slower than my several years older Ubuntu box. The Ubuntu box loads up the pages in Router almost instantly.

    It's something in Windows, regardless of the browser it just happens. I've noticed the problem with Windows Vista and Windows 7, can't remember if the problem existed in Windows XP.

    1. Re:Will they use this to test Windows too? by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      That problem has existed since Windows 98 SE, it's always been slower than a *nix distro and your browser de jour.

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  39. Firefox isn't slow at all. by sakdoctor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While slashdot mocks the computer industry marketing for describing computers using a single metric, you seem to be quite happy with that when it comes to browser performance.

    An example: Chrome (v8 engine) has this reputation for amazing speed, but IE9 absolutely grinds Chrome into the dust when it comes to simply repositioning elements on screen; something which today's web apps spend a lot of their time doing. You can feel it too if you know what you're looking for. I don't follow IEs development as closely as Chrome or Firefox, but IE must be hardware accelerating these translations.

    I fully expect Google to focus on performance cases which help their specific apps. Again, a conflict of interest, akin to Microsoft pre-caching masses of junk, so that Office can appear to start up much faster than the competition.

    1. Re:Firefox isn't slow at all. by ifrag · · Score: 2

      so that Office can appear to start up much faster than the competition

      Ah yes, "the competition"... hmm, who exactly is that these days? Yeah, please don't say Libre/OpenOffice.

      I'm not at all saying MSOffice is good, because in a lot of ways it's terrible, but honestly thinking there is real competition now is a bit outrageous.

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    2. Re:Firefox isn't slow at all. by Zeromous · · Score: 1

      Still can't print with the latest issue of Open Office on OSX. Forums online tell us its a feature, or a bad driver (not using a driver all other apps print flawlessly) but definitely not a bug.

      I guess the feature they are referring to is you can export to PDF and print.

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    3. Re:Firefox isn't slow at all. by Mia'cova · · Score: 1

      These days, the competition is google apps and apple's desktop/tablet apps..

    4. Re:Firefox isn't slow at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Decisions.... decisions.... No printing from openoffice or printing but not using the friggin driver settings from microsoft word.
      Libreoffice working good for me, but I'm not on Mac, not sure how different it is from openoffice.
      Microsoft word blows te goats for printing.

  40. 24-core, 64GB SQL server licensing..... by who_stole_my_kidneys · · Score: 1

    that must suck to license that server, especially with the new model coming out......

    1. Re:24-core, 64GB SQL server licensing..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's assuming they're running microsoft products...

  41. Bad Code Metric? by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    The 'mini internet' has content servers, DNS servers, and network emulators (to model various different latencies, throughputs, packet loss)."

    I am all for this testing, but in practice I think it will lack one very important metric that Microsoft can not measure. How well IE10 works with a site riddled with poorly written code.

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    1. Re:Bad Code Metric? by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      oh don't worry, they use pages captured from the web after all.

      my worry is, will they also test it against the standards? you know, like they should be doing :O

      and personally, I'd rather have browsers that support the standards and that's it, than browser vendors having to maintain (and browsers having to contain) huge amounts of special case code, which in turn prolongs sloppy website authorship. I know very well it won't happen, but I would love to have such a browser. you know, a hardcore strict edition that simply has all the legacy derp support commented out by preprocessor flags, just to see how it runs.

  42. Why not? by kiwimate · · Score: 5, Insightful

    MSDN blogs are often very technically detailed, written by people who know this stuff from the inside, and if it's about a topic that's of general computing interest then it seems that's a good thing. And the blog in question is chock full of some really good detailed stuff about how they're doing performance testing, reasons why the lab is architected the way it is, detailed graphics on how they measure performance, how they analyze it...on and on.

    Frankly, this seems more akin to old Slashdot than a lot of the nonsense we see here today. (That story the other day about a girl sent home from school because her lunch wasn't healthy, and then quickly called into question over what happened? Really? What was that topic even doing on Slashdot in the first place?) Whatever you think about Microsoft, having this extremely detailed look into how one of the world's biggest software vendors (or are they the biggest now?) goes about performance testing, and how they ensure consistent results, should be really, really interesting to anyone involved in IT.

    1. Re:Why not? by miknix · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      From wikipedia:

      The origins of the site now known as Slashdot date back to July 1997 when Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda started a personal website called Chips & Dips, which featured a single "rant" each day about something that interested him – typically something to do with Linux or open-source software.
      (...)
      On June 29, 1999, the site was sold to Linux megasite Andover.net for $1.5 million in cash and $7 million in Andover stock at the IPO price. Part of the deal was contingent upon the continued employment of Rob Malda and Jeff Bates and on "the achievement of certain milestones". With the acquisition of Slashdot, Andover.net could now advertise itself as "the leading Linux/Open Source destination on the Internet".[4][5] Andover.net eventually merged with VA Linux on February 3, 2000,[6] which changed its name to SourceForge, Inc. on May 24, 2007, and became Geeknet, Inc. on November 4, 2009.[7]

      Emphasis mine.
      If people really want to know more about windows, there is MSDN and other million dedicated websites already. So yeah, blame on wanting old slashdot back.

    2. Re:Why not? by Stormie · · Score: 1

      Frankly, this seems more akin to old Slashdot than a lot of the nonsense we see here today. (That story the other day about a girl sent home from school because her lunch wasn't healthy, and then quickly called into question over what happened? Really? What was that topic even doing on Slashdot in the first place?)

      Hey that sounds like a classic Jon Katz "Hellmouth" story to me. I can't imagine why you wouldn't think that was akin to "the old Slashdot!"

  43. Try PaleMoon (32-bit) or WaterFox (64-bit) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Per my subject-line: They're both more highly optimized than std. builds of FireFox are (specifically for Windows OS) by using more "radical" optimization options than the std. builds of FF do!

    Links for downloads:

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    WATERFOX: (64-bit highly optimized FireFox)

    http://waterfoxproj.sourceforge.net/

    ---

    PALEMOON: (32 & 64-bit highly optimized FireFox)

    http://www.palemoon.org/

    ---

    * Enjoy - &, I hope that helps your issues with FireFox being "slow" etc/et al...

    APK

    P.S.=> I use WaterFox here myself on Windows 7 64-bit, & I even like it (although Opera's my fav. & in a 64-bit alpha build too no less) - it's my "2nd fav. browser" here in fact!

    ... apk

    1. Re:Try PaleMoon (32-bit) or WaterFox (64-bit) by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 0

      Nothing you have to say is of any value, APK.

      --
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    2. Re:Try PaleMoon (32-bit) or WaterFox (64-bit) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for contributing to the discussion. --Not APK

    3. Re:Try PaleMoon (32-bit) or WaterFox (64-bit) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're of no value at all Sardaukar86.

  44. SOASTA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Got SOASTA, Microsoft? Got a cloud for your test Internet?

  45. I switched to Chrome too! by Petersko · · Score: 1

    It's just awes... Waiting on cache...

  46. funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chrome team did no need any of these to build hell of a faster browser then IE9..
    probably MS should have asked them for tip..

  47. 24-core, 64GB RAM ... by aix+tom · · Score: 1

    ... well, let's hope that doesn't make it into the requirements to run the thing.

  48. Re: Great Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IE10 will be great! Great software, great test lab.

    Guys, will it work on my Ubuntu???!

  49. Re:In b4 haters by andreicristianpetcu · · Score: 2

    the real internet has virusez ;)

  50. alternatively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    alternatively, they could focus on writing good algorithms....

  51. WHY??? by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    Why does Microsoft spend tens of millions of dollars on Trident when they could not just adopt Webkit like everyone else? Then their improvements would help EVERYONE.

    I totally understand why Microsoft wants to have it's own browser in Windows. I *DO NOT*, nor will I ever, understand why it needs to have it's own ground-up rendering engine.

    NIH syndrome is certainly the main culprit here, I have NO doubt.

    1. Re:WHY??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually its common sense. Try thinking hard and you'll obtain some. Changing rendering engines would be the single worst decision they ever make to fuck over all their customers & the companies that use shit designed to work on IE6.

    2. Re:WHY??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple, their old browser engine, Spyglass sucked compared to Netscape.

    3. Re:WHY??? by doccus · · Score: 1

      Oh i soo remember Spycrash.. that was when almost all browsers cost MONEY too.. I bought a copy of Netscape 3x.. used it for 10 years..

  52. Re:In b4 haters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too late, the very article summary itself is obviously written by an aging MS-hating neckbeard.

  53. This article submission is terrible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grandiose Bluster? Microsoft's developers are simply proud of their work. Why make a petty comment about a viable and competent testing environment?

  54. Re:Pfah - URA JOKE Sardouchekar (see inside)... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, who am I kidding. I know I'm a lamer because I don't log in.

    ... apk

  55. Unimpressive. by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 1

    128 test computers, 20,000 tests per day, over 850 metrics analyzed, 480GB of runtime data per day, and a granularity of just 100 nanoseconds.

    What is supposed to be impressive about this? 128 is not many computers, 20,000 tests is dog slow, 480 GB of data is just feeble, and I would be embarrassed to admit ever timing to a granularity as crude as 100 ns. 1/3 ns is more like it.

    This is a puff piece and just serves to reinforce my impression that Microsoft's engineering culture died long ago. It fell down and can't get up.

    As for the chance of Microsoft coming up with the world's fastest browser, it isn't going to happen, sorry, You actually need a lot of skilled, dedicated software artists working tirelessly to make that happen. In the lower galleys at Microsoft, mercilessly whipped by HR and beancounters, sneered at by legions of fat and happy partners, always waiting for that dread U10, Microserfs just don't have the right stuff. Not now, or ever again.

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  56. One thought from epSos.de by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They want it badly now.

    Just give Mozilla and Opera more money to be the default search engine in there. No need to reinvent what opera already did.

  57. Re:In b4 haters by nprz · · Score: 1

    I came here to say this (except with an 's' instead of 'z').

  58. Why always speed of render or javascript? by Parker+Lewis · · Score: 1

    My main concern about IE7,8 and 9 is not about the render speed. Is the speed of the program itself. It takes much more time to startup, to open new tabs, to do ANYTHING. I cannot notice if a page render more milliseconds faster than on Firefox, but bothers me when I want a new tab and this take seconds.

  59. Creeping cruft in browserland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, things are getting out of hand in browser land:

    user@host:/tmp/lynx1998$ time make -j3

    blah blah blah...

    Welcome to Lynx!
    make[1]: Leaving directory `/tmp/lynx2-8-1/src'

    real 0m14.920s
    user 0m41.457s
    sys 0m1.983s

    user@host:/tmp/lynx2-8-7$ time make -j3
    [...]
    Welcome to Lynx!
    make[1]: Leaving directory `/tmp/lynx2-8-7/src'

    real 0m49.232s
    user 0m46.933s
    sys 0m2.085s

    And that's on an i5! Anyone know a good gopher client?

  60. Just a thought.. by doccus · · Score: 1

    Why the hell does M$ even *care* about IE? I can't see how it improves their bottom line, or anything..why not just sub with, say, Chrome, or so.. (Although i wouldn't be surprised if they signed up Opera instead of a (IMHO) better one ;-(

  61. 128 test computers? that's all you got? by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

    that's a tiny testbed for PCs IMO.